我是本次航班的機長 This is your captain speaking.
飛機將在七個半小時後飛抵達尼斯 Flight time to Nice will be seven hours thirty minutes.
稍後機組人員將會 Our flight attendants will be coming by to
為您提供免費的餐點 provide you with complimentary beverages.
打擾一下 Excuse me.
喂 醒醒啊 Hello? Excuse me
起床啦 Hey there!
媽 別這樣行嗎 Mom! Do you mind?
緊急出口在13D座 寶貝 Emergency exit's 13D, sweetie.
知道了 謝謝 爸 Great, got it, thanks dad.
-打擾一下 -你好 - Excuse me. - Bonjour.
-請給我們三杯霞多麗白葡萄酒 -我不要 - Three Chardonnay's, please. - No, nothing for me.
-我在飛行時習慣保持警惕 -我也不要 謝謝 - I always remain alert in flight. - Me neither, thank you.
就來三杯 Just the three then.
我很為你驕傲 寶貝 很多剛被甩的女人 I am so proud of you, sweetie. A lot of women who just got dumped
是不會參與這次的度假的 但你除外 would have backed out of this vacation but not you.
謝謝 爸 但我沒有被甩 Thanks, dad. But I didn't get dumped.
-其實不是...-其實是雙方面的 - It wasn't quite like that it... - It was mutual
-對 -他甩了她的時候 - Yes - They agreed to part ways
他們雙方決定分手 when he dumped her.
我覺得是因為他需要空間 I thought it was because he needed space?
不 他只是覺得她不夠有衝勁 No, he just didn't find her spontaneous enough
太謹慎了嗎 Too safe?
是太無趣了 Predictable.
我還坐在這 我不是聾子 I am sitting right here. I can hear you
他本來想帶你去 He tried to get you to go
高空彈跳 但你拒絕了 Bungie jump, but you wouldn't do it
我有懼高症 而且我不想在大庭廣眾下嘔吐 I have a thing about heights and a rule about vomiting in public.
這理由應該很充分 I think that's perfectly reasonable
太多規矩了 親愛的 Too many rules, dear.
小心點沒什麼不好的 安全感令人性感 There's nothing wrong with being cautious, sweety. Safety is sexy.
你媽和我第一次做愛時 我們一直 The first time your mother and I made love. We managed to
都想把安全帶扣起來 那可不容易 keep our seatbelts on the entire time. It wasn't easy.
好了 爸 Ok, dad!
我剛說了我不想在大庭廣眾下嘔吐 What did I just say about vomiting in public?
換座位 Change seats.
緊急出口是? And the emergency exit is...?
13D 相信我 我知道 13D, trust me, I know where it is.
從哪可以跳下飛機 About to throw myself out of it.
美國中央情報局
警報 目標鎖定
賈斯帕·萊文紐斯 軍火商 多項罪名
萊文紐斯 活動中
法國
殺手們
9937720039號特工 成功率 99%
單身 無親無故 聯繫人 霍爾布魯克
狀態 活動中
我看到他了 I've got a visual on him now.
目標確認 Target confirmed.
我知道程序 I know the drill.
法國 尼斯
三分鐘 Trois minute.
下午五點之前要完成交易 You have until five pm to deliver the package
之後老闆希望你關閉賬戶 then the boss wants you to close the account.
好 好 我會準備送他最後一筆帳單 Yeah, yeah, I will have his final bill ready to go.
你把我和我妻子安排在二樓 You have my wife and I on the second floor
卻把我女兒安排在三樓 and my daughter on the third.
可我訂房時明確說過要相鄰的房間 When I specifically booked adjacent rooms.
我向你保證你的房間很不錯 I assure you your room is lovely, Mr....
不錯和相鄰是不一樣的 Lovely and adjacent are not the same thing.
她是個孤獨的單身女人 She's a single woman always alone.
我並不是一直單身 只是最近才分手 Recently single, I am not always alone.
爸 房間就這樣吧 你能不能 Dad, the room is fine. Can you just...
你知道有多少搶劫是在酒店發生的嗎 寶貝 Do you know how many push in robberies happen in hotels, sweetie.
都要三樓的 我們想要海景房 Third floor. We'd like an ocean view.
房間不都是一樣的嘛 Always the same things with the rooms.
讓你爸來處理 Let daddy do his thing.
這法國人會屈服的 The little frenchman will cave.
他和那誰一樣有張滑頭的臉 He's a weasel face like "you know who"
理查德 我說的是理查德 Richard, I'm talking about richard.
我知道 媽 I know mother.
我們再也不提他了 記得嗎 We're not dicussing him anymore, remember?
對 對 Right, right
-對我們來說 他已經死了 -對 - He's dead to us. - Yes!
你就從來不介意他有個女人般的翹臀嗎 So it never bothered you that he had kind of a womanly butt?
什麼 What?
他沒有 No, he did not!
當我什麼也沒說 Forget I said anything.
我不會說法語 I do not speak french.
抱歉 你的問題我們已經解決了 Excuse me. We have resolved the problem.
我去看下我的房間 I'm gonna go check on my room
你和老爸處理吧 You and dad figure this out.
一邊吃胃藥? You want a Maalox for the road?
就不能遷就我一下嗎 Wouldn't it be easier just to humour me?
-你好 -你好 - Bonjour - Bonjour
下去嗎 Descente?
你忘了按電梯
今天一定很無趣所以你只能坐電梯玩
難以置信 你每次看到我好像都比上次驚訝
我不會說法語 I don't speak french.
我剛見你的時候就知道了 Yeah, no, I got it the first time
你剛剛為什麼假裝懂 Why were you pretending back there?
我不知道 你為什麼跟著我 I don't know? Why did you follow me?
我要去海邊 記得嗎 I was already going to the beach, remember?
對 我也能去游泳 Yeah, well I could be going swimming too.
是嗎 Are you?
不是 No.
我只是想閒逛 真丟人 I'm just going to go marinate. In shame
順便介紹下 我叫斯賓塞 I'm Spencer, by the way
很高興見到你 斯賓塞 It's nice to meet you, Spencer.
你有名字嗎? Do you have a name?
珍 珍妮弗 有時叫珍妮 不 Jen, Jennifer, sometimes Jenny. No, it's...
珍 就叫珍 Jen. It's just Jen.
在天黑之前 我要去游個泳 I'm gonna go uh... swimming. Before it gets dark.
當然 Yes, of course.
像這樣的肌肉是需要好好保養 Muscles like that take some upkeep.
今晚想和我去喝一杯嗎 Do you wanna get a drink with me tonight?
好啊 我也沒什麼事能做 為什麼不呢 Yeah, yeah sure. I don't have anything better to do. So why not?
好的 Great.
日落時在斯特拉·莫裏斯餐廳見面 I'll see you at "Stella Maurice" at sunset.
至少我找到能做的事了 At least I've got something better to do.
哦 不 沒帶可愛的連身裙嗎 Oh, no... no cute dress?
我連一條像樣的連身裙也沒帶嗎 I didn't pack a single cute dress?
我的天啊 Oh, god.
沒想到我帶了這麼多襪子 得買套衣服 I don't think I have all my socks, gotta find a dress.
謝謝 Thanks.
我們敲了幾次門 We knocked on your door several times.
我不相信你沒聽見 I can't believe you're missing this.
爸 抱歉 只是 I know, dad, I'm sorry. It's just...
你知道, 我的胃痛到不行 You know, my stomach. It's going crazy.
我們會帶鹽脆薄餅和薑汁汽水回來的 We'll come back right away with saltines and ginger ale.
不 待著別走 我沒事 No! stay put. I'm fine.
千萬別逞強 寶貝 Don't be a hero, sweetie
爸 相信我 你不會想攪和進來的 Dad, trust me, you don't want to be a part of this.
等等 Wait.
親愛的 Darling?
至少你在海邊會看起來苗條些 At least you'll look thin on the beach.
你肯定你會沒事嗎 Are you sure you're going to be all right?
對 你和媽去吧 Yes! You and mom go.
我不在 玩得開心點 Have fun without me.
你會找到你的完美伴侶的 You're going to find the perfect guy.
正直善良 善解人意 Someone who's good and decent and kind
骨子裏沒有任何不誠實 who doesn't have a dishonest bone in his body.
天啊 Oh god!
位子選的很棒 You picked a perfect table.
這是為遲到的補償 I had to atone for being late.
太糟了 我討厭香檳 Too bad I hate champagne.
-真的嗎? 抱歉 不要了 -我開玩笑的 - Really? I'm sorry, please no... - I was joking...
我開玩笑的 這是笑話 It was a joke. That was a joke.
我是個約會機器人來觀察你的行為 I am a dating robot sent here to observe your ways.
你剛用學了機器人的語調 You just pulled a robot voice.
好 別擔心 有很多人 All right, don't worry. There's a certain segment of the
因為那樣說話而走紅 population that goes over big for that sort of thing.
是啊 就像電腦宅男 Yeah... Nerds
他們是我的衣食父母 They're my bread and butter
是嗎? 為什麼? Yeah? How's that working out for you?
天啊 媽的 Oh god! Oh shit!
你呢 How about you?
我不知道 I don't know
你還好吧 Are you all right?
你好 Hi!
你在逃亡嗎 Are you on the lamb?
你看見站在菜單那裏的男人嗎 You see that guy over by the menus?
高得嚇人 鬍子修得整齊的那個 Freakishly tall, excellent mustache.
-好 -不 我要去別的地方 - Ok. - No, I do need to sit down somewhere.
那鬍子是修得相當不錯啊 That is a gorgeous mustache.
他 他是個俄國外交官 Well, he... he's a Russian diplomat.
也是個性變態 Also kind of a pervert.
我飛機上坐在他旁邊 他想入非非 Sat next to him on the plane... got a little grabby.
真的嗎 等等 女人不喜歡壞壞的男人嗎 Really? Wait, wait, wait... women don't like grabby?
那我得換掉我的處事方式了 I'm gonna have to change my whole M.O.
我還聽說在酒店他想把房間 I also heard him in the hotel trying to get the
換到我隔壁 這有點奇怪 room next to mine. It was just kind of weird.
但願你已經換房了 I hope you switched rooms.
不 我喜歡處在緊張的境地中 Oh no, no. I like to live on the edge.
危險怪物 超辣食物 高空彈跳 Dangerous weirdo's, spicy food... bungie jumping
我能理解前兩個 但 I can see dangerous weirdo's and spicy foods but...
高空彈跳? 我是說 Bungie jumping? I'm mean it's almost
在眾目睽睽下嘔吐應該不會性感吧 never sexy to puke in public.
我也是這麼說的 That's what I said.
真的嗎 Really?
對啊 Yeah.
在這下面真的很不錯 I mean it's really nice down here and all but...
但我打賭他們已經走了 my bet is that they're gone so...
我們能上去了嗎 Shall we?
當然 好 Sure. Ok
咱們點菜吧 Should we order?
咱們走吧 知道嗎 You know what? Let's get out of here.
這服務太差了 而且我想帶你看看尼斯 The service is awful and... I need to show you Nice.
我想讓你告訴我你的故事 You realize I'm gonna make you tell me your whole life story.
啟動
相信我 很無趣的 Trust me. It's boring.
想喝點酒嗎 Do you want some of mine?
不 實際上 我不該喝 Oh no! Actually I really don't drink
那麼多酒的 我該 that much... I should just...
慢慢來 Slow down.
你做什麼的 What do you do?
我嗎 Me?
咨詢 我是個顧問 公司的 Consulting... I'm a consultant... for a company.
公司顧問 Company consultant.
我們幫很多企業瘦身 所以我經常旅行 We've been doing a lot of downsizing, I travel a lot so...
然後裁員 Downsizing people.
如果你能做任何事 Well, if you could do anything... you know...
世上的任何事 你想做什麼 Anything in the world what would you do?
我就想要找個地方安定下來 I just think it would be nice to put down some roots. You know,
我真的一直想要認識 I've actually always wanted to know my
我的鄰居們但我之前一直沒機會 neighbors I've never had that before.
很美的願景 That's actually pretty beautiful.
你很美 You're pretty beautiful.
是因為這裙子 It's the dress I...
不是的 It's not the dress.
沒有裙子你還會很美 You'd be beautiful without the dress.
不是說我在想像你裸體的樣子 Not that I'm visualizing you naked although...
當然我肯定也是很美的 我的意思是 I'm sure you would look beauti... i'm saying that...
就算你穿別的衣服 you would be... beautif.. clothed...
也一定會很美的 Differently as well.
謝謝 我還要一杯 Yeah, thank you. I do need another.
-我幫你去拿吧 別走 -好的 - Why don't I get you another. Don't leave. - I won't.
別動 Stay put!
好啦 我來和你跳舞 Okay. fine. I will dance with you.
抱歉 什麼 I'm sorry. What?
你為了勾引我差不多快撕開你的裙子了 You almost ripped out of your dress. To try to seduce me.
你成功了 It worked!
-來跳舞 -好吧 就一會 - Go dance... - Okay, maybe just for a minute.
你是個 活力四射的舞者 You are... a very enthusiastic dancer.
天啊 Oh, oh this... oh god!
跳的不錯 但我要 This is very nice, but I should really get back
回到我的約會去 To my date.
現在我要讓你意亂情迷 別動 Now, I blow your mind, don't move.
現在你要讓我意亂情迷 天啊 好吧 Now you're gonna blow my mind, oh god, okay
抱歉 我要打斷一下 Excuse me, I'm going to cut in here.
退後 美國佬 Back off! Yankee.
去找你自己的婊子 Go find your own prostitute.
不 你誤會了 Oh no. No, you're misunderstanding.
抱歉 我不是妓女 I'm sorry, I am not a prosti...
-是因為這裙子像妓女穿的嗎 -不是 - Does this dress say prostitute? - No.
不是這樣的 可能因為 It's not really, it's just, it's, it's maybe
等等 就是珍 Wait... just Jen
什麼 Yes?
-就是珍 -怎麼了 - Just jen - Yes?
我整晚一直都想做一件事 There's something that I've been wanting to do all night.
你標籤還沒撕 Your tag was still on.
-不 -抱歉 - Oh no! - Sorry.
-不 不 不 不 -沒事的 - No, no, no, no. - It's okay.
沒關係 It's okay
不 我買不起這件裙子 No. It's... I can't afford this dress.
我沒撕標籤是因為我買不起 I left the tag on because I can't afford it.
除非我爸幫我買 Not unless my father buys it for me which
但他不會 因為他不在這 he wouldn't because.. he's not here.
沒事的 It's okay.
沒事的 你沒事吧 It's fine. Are you okay?
難以置信 太緊了 No, I can't believe this. So tight!
抱歉 我沒法裝下去了 我不是這樣的女生 I'm sorry, I can not keep this up. I am not this girl.
我不常心血來潮的人 I am not spontaneous.
我從沒喝過這麼多 I never drink this much.
我不喜歡緊張的生活 And I don't live on the edge.
我的生活平淡安靜 I live a very quiet, normal life.
我也想要平淡的生活 非常喜歡 I would like a normal life. I'd kill for a normal life.
但現在有點偏離軌道了 Well, just It.. It gets it gets worse.
還記得餐廳裏那個 Just, you know that guy...
長鬍子的傢伙嗎 At the restaurant with the mustache.
那個俄國性變態 The Russian pervert.
那是我爸爸 That's my dad.
聽起來家裏情況很糟啊 Sounds like a really bad home situation.
不 不 天啊 不是的 No, no! oh god! No.
他既不是俄國人也不是性變態 He's not Russian or a pervert.
他是個飛行員 He's a pilot.
他開飛機的 我和父母來這度假 He flies planes. I...I came on vacation with my parents.
我太不好意思了 Thats... how lame I am.
我本來應該和我的怪咖男友一起來的 I was supposed to come here with my geek boyfriend.
但他因為那女的就甩了我 But he dumped me for this girl and then....
抱歉 繼續說 Sorry. Go ahead.
我不能呼吸了 I can't breathe.
這裙子真的是太緊了 This dress is really, really tight.
我真的要馬上把它脫掉 I need to get out of it seriously.
我整晚都被它包著 你能幫我 I've been sucking it in all night. Can you just.
幫我脫下來 脫掉它 You gotta get it off. Just take it off
真的嗎 Really?
-好的 -脫吧 - Okay. -Yeah, let's do this.
拉鏈卡住了 The zipper's stuck.
就扯開來吧 我爸會付錢的 Just break it its fine. My father will pay for it.
-扯開嗎 -對 扯開它 - Break it? - Yeah, break it.
那轉過去 Here just... turn around
-別動 別動啊 -天啊 - Stay still... don't, hold still. -Oh, my god.
謝謝 Thanks.
我 我到那去 I'll be. I'm gonna be over here.
我不看 用這姿勢 Doing this... in this manner.
謝謝你 Thank you for...
這麼坦白 being so honest.
我真的覺得我該和你分享些什麼 I actually feel like I should share something with you.
真的很難開口 It's gonna be really hard to say.
但 But...
我覺得 你很真 I feel like. You're real. So...
所以我也想對你坦誠一點 I want to be real with you.
我以前從沒和別人說過這事 Haven't really told anyone this before but...
我靠殺人維生 I kill people.
你的反應比我想的好多了 You're taking this a lot better than I expected.
了不起 Awesome.
基本上都是壞蛋 我不殺好人 Usually it's bad people, it's not like, I'm out killing good guys.
我不是殺人犯 I'm not a murderer.
我是專業人士 我的專業是 I'm a professional. I professionally...
殺人 Kill people.
你是個很棒的聽眾 You're a great listener.
超棒的 Excellent listener.
我不喜歡我做的事 很不喜歡 I don't like what I do. I'm not a fan of it.
但我喜歡你 But I like you.
明天我帶你去逛尼斯 Tomorrow, I'm going to show you Nice.
希望 這只是個開始 And hopefully... that's just the beginning.
因為我喜歡你 Cause I like you.
你該咬一口嘗嘗 You should take a bite.
試試看啊 我不打算全吃完 Go ahead and try it. I'm not going to eat it all.
天哪 法國菜太好吃了 Good lord! French food...
你真該嘗嘗 You should try that.
我...去下洗手間 I'm goint to uh... just going to go to the restroom.
墓地 下午三點
你只是一時迷戀 斯賓塞 這種事太多了 It's a crush, Spencer. It happens.
去練練槍 搞幾個模特兒 Go shoot some guns and screw some models
你就會煥然一新了 You'll be good as new.
接著呢 再去殺人嗎 Then what? Kill some more people?
他們是國家公敵 不是普通人 They're enemies of the state. Not people
你確定嗎 Are you sure about that?
五年前萊文紐斯還為我們工作 Cause five years ago Levedeaux worked for us,
然後他去了國安局 天知道他還去過哪 and then the NSA and god knows who else.
這周他就突然變成敵人了 But this week he's the enemy.
你怎麼回事 What the hell's wrong with you?
和個陽光女孩約會了一周 You go and screw Pollyanna for a week and
就讓你放棄一生的工作嗎 suddenly your life's work's out the window?
她是正常人 She's normal.
和她一起我覺得自己也是正常的 也許... And I feel normal when I'm with her. And maybe I...
醒醒吧 是我們這樣的人在保護她的世界 Wake up! Her world only exists because of people like us.
有些人誤入歧途 我很遺憾 And I'm sorry if people change sides.
有時朋友成了敵人 Sometimes a friend becomes an enemy
你就得消滅他們 and you have to take them out.
她信任我 She trusts me.
我不想辜負這份信任 And I'm not willing to compromise that.
這工作沒得選擇 斯賓塞 These jobs are not optional, Spencer.
你不能就這樣走人 You don't get to just walk away.
等著瞧 Watch me.
江山易改 本性難移 斯賓塞 You are who you are, Spencer! You can't change that.
我最感欣慰的是 I think the best part is you're finally
你終於找到個有魅力的男朋友了 with someone who's genuinely attractive.
我知道 I know.
我一直在想 I keep thinking I'm going to build
我應該已經習慣 up some kind of tolerance to his
他完美的身材了 physical, godlike perfection,
可到到目前為止還不行 which just hasn't happened yet.
不用了 Oh, no.
我不喝 I'm okay.
現在喝酒有點早 媽 It's a little early, mom.
早嗎 Early...
他們兩個一起沒問題嗎 Do you think they're all right up there?
只要你爸別向他開槍就沒事 Oh, as long as daddy doesn't shoot him we're good.
我聽說你目前失業 So I hear you're jobless.
企業顧問這行不好做 伯父 Corporate consulting's a tough business, sir.
珍和我商量著安定下來 Jen and I were talking about putting some roots down.
我也許會在這開家自己的公司 I might open up my own firm here.
看看我的鞋 Look at my shoes
愛德華·格林牌 我在二十年前買的 They'e Edward Green. I picked them up 20 years
當時我還在飛倫敦線 ago when I was still flying the London route.
如果你擁有真正的好東西 If you have something of great quality
加之精心照顧 你就能永遠擁有它 and you take good care of it. You'll have it forever.
我知道你在替珍擔心 I know you're worried about Jen.
我何必擔心 Why would I worry?
我相信 I am confident
你不會傷害她的 that you'll never hurt her.
好槍法 That's a nice shot.
承蒙誇獎 我曾是鷹級童子軍 (最高階級) Thank you. I was an Eagle Scout.
童子軍真的讓你練習射擊嗎 They really let you shoot stuff in the boy scouts?
我還進過海軍陸戰隊 So do the marines.
"永遠忠誠" Semper fi
你來開一槍 That was yours.
-抱歉 我... -準備 斯賓塞 - I'm sorry I... - Be prepared, Spencer.
童子軍沒教過你嗎 You would have learned that in the boy scouts
我待的是四健會 (青年組織) I was in 4-H.
珍不是脆弱的瓷娃娃 You know, Jen's not some fragile china doll.
她風趣 體貼 聰明 She's funny, and she's sweet. And she's smart,
但思想很跳躍 上一分鐘 but in this kind of an off kilter kind of way where one minute
她還在說尼斯在二戰中的戰略地位 she could be talking about the strategic value of Nice in WWII,
下一刻她就談起凱利·格蘭特的糟糕婚姻 and the next she's telling me that Carey Grant dropped acid,
我的意思是... which I... My point is...
她說什麼都無所謂 It doesn't matter what she says.
我信任她 I can trust her.
我可以依賴她 I depend on her.
而不只是她依賴我 Sir. It's not the other way around.
所以... So...
如果你同意的話, with your blessing
我想向她求婚 I'm going to marry her.
歡迎加入我們家 斯賓塞 Welcome to the family, Spencer.
謝謝 科恩菲爾德先生 Thank you Mr. Cornfield
請...叫爸就好 Please...call me sir
三年後
有多大啊 How big is it?
非常大 附近街區裏最大的 Oh, it's big. It's probably the biggest on the block
我之前看過類似的嗎 Well, have I ever seen anything like it before?
也許在雜誌 或是夢裏 Uhh... maybe in a magazine or in your dreams.
我會懂得怎麼打理嗎 Will I know what to do with it?
有問題我幫你 I'll help you navigate the tricky parts.
別動 別動 Creedy, creedy
這塊蒙眼布讓我... It's this blindfold that's making me...
-親愛的 -抱歉 抱歉 - Owww! Honey - Sorry, sorry.
我沒有...我... I didn't... I...
準備 Prepare...
大吃 to be...
一驚吧 thrilled.
我的天 Oh, my god.
斯賓塞 Spencer.
你改建了我的辦公室 You remodeled my office.
這麼井井有條 It's so organized.
好了 你可以吻我了 Okay, you can kiss me now.
我怎麼這麼幸運 How did I get so lucky?
我何德何能 可以嫁給你 How did I get a guy like you?
很簡單 It was easy.
因為你的魅力 It was your charm,
和才智 and you wit.
你不該這麼寵我 You really shouldn't be spoiling me especially
特別是這週末是你生日 since... it's your birthday weekend
不 我們說好了的 No, we talked about this. We're not going...
今年不要大張旗鼓 to make a big deal out of it this year.
不送禮物 不開派對 No presents, no parties
只是明晚和我爸媽一起吃個飯 It's just dinner tomorrow night with my parents.
我保證 但我可沒同意不送禮物 I promise. But I never agreed to no presents.
快點 我忍著不說有一個星期了 Come on! I have been keeping this secret for a week.
我忍到極限了 I'm at my limit.
被你打敗 You kill me.
到尼斯的任選日期機票 Open ticket. It's tickets to Nice.
我們可以回到最初相識的地方 I thought we could go back to where it began, you know?
最棒的是我們隨時去都可以 And the best part is we can go anytime.
而且因為我說了算 我已經排好了月底兩周假 But because I rule, I got two weeks off at the end of the month.
你不想去尼斯嗎 Do you no want to go to Nice?
當然想去了 Of course I do.
只是...我... I... It's...
最近工作很忙 Things are hectic at work right now, and...
這裏有很多事要做 we have a lot going on here.
另外 這個月底還有桃子節 Plus the Peach Parade is at the end of the
你打算做水果餡餅的 month and you were going to make your cobbler.
我做的水果餡餅爛死了 My cobbler sucks.
你知道是什麼讓尼斯這麼有魅力嗎 You know what made Nice great?
是你 You.
在這我擁有了全世界 I have everything that I need right here.
(打棒球時分散擊球手注意力的歌謠) Hey, batter batter batter batter. Hey, batter batter batter.
-加油 跑快點 -斯賓塞 - Go! Pick up the pace. - Spencer!
斯賓塞 Hey! Spencer!
是莉莉和麥克 Lily and Mac
很高興能遇上你 Hey! I'm glad we caught you.
街區派對 Block party.
好吧 真的嗎 All right. Yeah?
你們還可以變裝 And you guys can dress up.
-太好了 -好的 - Perfect. - Okay.
再拿一張 You know what? Here's another one.
沒錯 我們打算裝那種翅膀 Yeah, we're going to have those wings.
-好極了 -還有惡魔的叉子 - Great. - That's got my little bit of spit on it.
別學我喔 Don't clone me.
我們要回去做愛了 祝你玩得開心 Okay, we're going to go make love. You have fun.
-好的 -保重 - Okay. - Take care.
-拜拜 -祝你一天愉快 - See you. - Have a good one.
街區派對 街區派對 Block party, block party!
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好了 各位 Okay, people.
你們都聽到了 You heard her.
這項工作即將展開 We're rolling this out immediately, so uh...
開始工作吧 let's hop to it, hmm?
珍 Uh.. Jen.
-一如既往的精煉簡潔 -謝謝 - Polished and consice, as always. - Thank you.
去舊金山時不必做任何修改 Don't change a word when you go to San Francisco.
你想讓我在發表會上發言嗎 You want me to speak at the conference?
不 我想讓你全權負責它 No, I want you to dominate it.
好吧 好吧 Okay. All right.
你明天就起程吧 You fly out tomorrow.
紐帕先生 明天是... Oh, Mr. Newpar, tomorrow's umm...
這太突然了 Well, it's...it's such short notice.
不能派其他人去嗎 There's no one else you can send?
發表會週一才開 The conference isn't until Monday. Just...
用週末準備 你行的 take the weekend to prep. You'll be fine.
好的 Okay.
我當然沒說因為斯賓塞要過生日 Of course I didn't say that it was Spencer's birthday.
為了照顧丈夫拒絕出差 Because it is extremely unprofessional to turn
非常不專業 down a business trip to babysit your husband.
不管是不是生日 而且... Birthday or not. And...
所以我才沒說嘛 That's why I didn't mention it.
你今晚到底能不能帶他出去啊 Can you take him out tonight or not?
喂? Hello?
爸? Dad?
如果我得去的話 If I have to.
愛你 甜心 Love you, sweetie.
我也愛你 再見 I love you too. Bye.
不對 太低了 No, no. It's too low.
你能把後面那個升高一寸嗎 對 不對 Can you lift the back one up an inch? Right, no.
對 就是那兒 好極了 Right, right there. Perfect.
你明天能來加班嗎 抱歉 Can you come in tomorrow? I'm sorry.
米爾德裏德的報價又出問題了 Mildred's having trouble with the billing again.
週六 米爾德裏德 賬單 麻煩三重奏 Saturday, Mildred and bills. A trifecta.
抱歉 謝謝你 I'm sorry. Thank you.
沒事 Fine.
你怎麼看這個東西 What do you think about this thing?
亨利說這是我們的招牌作品 Well, Henry says it's a statement piece.
這不就意味著我們喜歡 Yeah, but is it stating that we like
在天花板上掛醜死的鬼東西嗎 ugly shit hanging from our ceiling?
沒錯 Yep.
什麼沒錯 Yep, what?
你把會議室變成了鬼屋 Yes, you turned our conference room into bambi's nightmare.
我知道 Yeah, I know.
幫我個忙 Hey! listen, do me a favor. Grab some
拿些地板樣本給奧利維亞好嗎 flooring samples for Olivia all right?
要耐用又容易清洗的 Something durable that cleans up easy,
以防我們決定在地板上做愛 in case we decide to have sex on the floor.
沒問題 Of course.
你不擔心她會吐嗎 You're worried she'll vomit?
她挖苦我時反而更招人喜歡 I like her even more when she's mean to me.
你會惹上官司的 You're going to be a law suit.
也許吧 Probably.
我和其他女人調情時 She gets aggravated though, you know, when I
她會生氣 事情就是這樣 flirt with other women. That's what it is.
你知道那只發生在A片中吧 You do realize that only happens in pornos.
沒錯 超棒的A片 Yeah! The good pornos.
我要把她 I'm gonna give her a shot.
在我搞定奧利維亞後 Soon as I'm done letting Olivia do dirty things to me.
那可能需要一段時間 That's going to take a while.
奧利維亞可比你放蕩多了 Olivia's a bigger slut than you are.
我們今晚去打籃球嗎 還是怎樣 Hey! Are we going to pretend to play basketball tonight? Or what?
都不行 我和珍約了吃飯 No can do. I've got dinner with Jen.
我看到你的蛋蛋溜走了 Ahhh! I think I just saw your balls roll by.
是嗎 你要幫我撿回來嗎 Yeah? You wanna go catch them for me?
踩爆了 Just crushed it.
剛剛一腳踩爆了 Just crushed one of your balls right there.
再看看吧 We'll see.
從現在起叫我"蛋蛋終結者" Call me "ball crusher" from now on.
來見我
結果順利嗎 So! How'd it go?
好極了 紐帕讓我到舊金山出差 Too good. Newpar is sending me to San Francisco.
不是問那個 是斯賓塞的禮物 No, no. Not the presentation. Spencer's gift?
關於旅行他怎麼說 What did he say about the trip?
他想呆在家裏吃水果餡餅 He wants to stay home and eat cobbler.
-不度假? -不去法國旅遊勝地? - No vacation? - No French getaway?
不去了 No.
哪個正常人會拒絕這樣一次旅行啊 Who in their right mind turns down a vacation like that?
斯賓塞是個戀家的人 Well, you know Spence, he's kind of a home body.
好吧 好吧 Okay, okay...okay
你們結婚多久了 三年了吧 How long have you two been married? What like three years?
是啊 Yeah.
那就是你的問題了 Okay, that's your problem.
我有什麼問題 I have a problem?
大家都在說七年之癢 Everyone always talks about the seven year itch.
卻沒人提過三年之痛 But no one mentions the three year snooze.
人會變得自滿 People get complacent,
變得鬆懈 但你要保持警惕 get relaxed, but you have to be vigilant,
不然你會不修邊幅 不重儀表 okay? Otherwise your growing out your leg hair. Your growing
穿著寬大的牛仔褲 out your "down there" hair. You're wearing your fat jeans...
和內衣到處跑 明白嗎 and a pair of spanx, okay?
然後他就會出軌 And the next thing you know. He runs off
和某個電視真人秀明星搞上 with a reality TV star named Shawnda, okay?
那是我的親身經歷 And that's my personal experience. But I'm telling you
你最好小心點 因為那個明星會六種語言 You better watch out. Because Shawnda speaks six languages,
其中一種就是 and one of those languages
-勾引男人 -你要吃嗎 - is sex. - Are you going to eat that?
我超級餓 Getting hungz... super hungz over here.
桃子廣場汽車旅館 Peach plaza motel
我想找一位名為... Ah yes. I'm trying to reach a guest named...
什麼 Sorry?
名為安娜貝爾· 亨斯勒的客人 Yes, the guest named Annabell Hensler.
請稍等 Just a moment.
你可夠慢的 我們得見一面 Well, it took you long enough. We need to meet.
不可能 安娜貝爾 That's not going to happen, Annabell.
我明白你喜歡郊區的平淡生活 I get that you love being this soft, suburban zombie.
但就像我三年前在尼斯和你說過的 But like I told you 3 years ago in Nice.
你不能就這樣走人 You can't just walk away from this game.
我有工作給你 小子 I've got a job for you, kiddo.
我金盆洗手了 I'm out. You're going to have to find
找其他人收拾你的爛攤子 somebody else to clean up your mess.
如果你不幹 它就變成你的爛攤子了 My mess! If you don't do this job. it'll be your mess.
我在一一四號房 I'm in room 1-1-4.
我等你 I'll be waiting for you.
照我說的做 Just do what I'm telling you.
斯賓塞 Spencer.
你剛掛了誰的電話嗎 Did you just hang up on someone?
沒有 No.
珍工作走不開 Jen's tied up at work, so I'm supposed to do
由我來替你慶祝生日 something nice for your birthday. So here I am.
我會餵飽你的 I'm going to feed you.
好極了 Oh boy. That's great
不過我真的可以隨便吃就好 Really. I can just grab something real simple.
你是說你寧願自己一個人吃嗎 Are you saying you would rather eat alone?
不是 No.
當然不是 我們一起吃吧 Of course not. I... Let's break some bread.
誰是"H" Who's "H"?
我以前的上司 My old boss.
問我要不要回去工作 Just asked me if I want my old job back.
他擁抱和親吻你 He sent you hugs and kisses.
沒錯 Yup.
法國人的習慣 It's a French thing.
喜歡親吻...吃水果 You know always kissing... fruits
我不能讓你穿的像街頭混混去吃飯 I can't take you to dinner dressed like a street urchin so...
先到你家換套大人的衣服 We'll stop by your house and pick up adult apparel.
我把車留在這裏 I'll leave my car here.
我們到前門碰頭 I will meet you out front.
你怎麼了 What's with you?
你像隻被拴住的猴子在開車 You're like a chained recess monkey at the wheel.
想到和你一起吃飯很興奮 Just excited about the two of us grabbing dinner.
你和岳母還打算去搭郵輪嗎 You and Mrs K. still thinking about going on that cruise?
是的 Yes.
去哪裏 Where are you going to go?
我覺得那是船長決定的 斯賓塞 I really think that's up to the captain, Spencer.
你們這些孩子怎麼回事 What's with you kids?
珍回來時燈應該開著 不然不安全 Jen shouldn't be coming home to a dark house. It's not safe.
我非常同意 I couldn't agree with you more, sir.
我是不是把鑰匙落在車上了 Did I leave my keys in the truck?
我可不會心電感應 斯賓塞 I am not telepathic, Spencer
也許沒差... Maybe I'll just...
這裏可不是夢幻樂園 車不上鎖會被偷 This is not candyland. Unlocked trucks get stolen,
因此謹慎的人該建個車庫 which is why careful men use the garage.
-謝謝 -鑰匙有它的用途 - Thank you sir. - Keys are in their mission.
驚喜 Surprise!!!
我告訴過你我不會為你辦派對 I told you I wouldn't throw you a party...
在我生日對嗎 真可愛 On my birthday right. Very cute
沒想到吧 Not what you were expecting right?
是的 No
好吧 Okay
好的 All right
我這就上樓去換衣服 I'm going to run upstairs and change really quick
好的 我們在樓下等你 Okay, we'll be down here waiting when you come back.
驚喜 Surprise!!!
爸爸 幹的好 Good job Daddy.
晚上好 桃子廣場汽車旅館 Good evening, Peach Plaza Motel
請幫我接安娜貝爾· 亨斯勒 Yes can you connect me with Annabell Hensler please.
請稍等 One moment
沒人回答 先生 要留言嗎 No answer, sir. Would you like to leave a message
不 No.
不 不用 No. No message
好吧 我有很多事要處理 所以 Well, I got a lot going on and that so
我不知道我是否應該 I don't know if I'm going to make it...
我們該多聚聚 We should hang out more.
是應該 We should
我去下洗手間 I'm going to go to the bathroom real quick
好的 我也去 Yeah, yeah I'll join you
媽媽 Mama!
甜心 Oh sweetheart!
親愛的 Oh dear
我正在和珍商量明天怎麼過 I was just telling Jen how you were going to come over tomorrow.
我們不能讓你一個人過生日 We can't let you spend your birthday alone.
我有街區派對啊 I've got the block party
我們可以陪你一起 We could come with you
是的 Yeah
太好了 Perfect
很好 Great
我來陪你們這些酒鬼 I'm coming you lush!
亨利也許會在這兒過夜 Oh, Henry might be staying the night
我告訴你船上的煙是怎麼回事 I'm telling you smoke on the water.
這隻小雞被通電了 This chick was electrified
好吧 Ok.
我需要被塞滿 I need to get a fill up
你覺得你那有我喜歡的東西嗎 You got something there you think I might like?
我幾分鐘後回來 I'll see you guys in a minute.
或者你喜歡的東西 這是你的派對 Or something you might like. It's your party.
你可以得到任何你想要的 You get to have whatever you want
酒呢 Uhh... wine?
玩得開心嗎 Having fun?
我 I'm uhh...
-我去打開它 -我在這兒 -I'll go open it -I'll be here with
等你回來給你一個生日吻 a birthday kiss when you get back
我只希望這是一個驚喜 I just hope that it was a good surprise,
你知道嗎 他看上去有點心不在焉 you know? He seems kind of distracted
他沒指望滿屋子的人會放過他 He wasn't expecting a house full of people cut him some slack
也許克裏斯汀對三年之痛的看法是對的 Maybe Kristen is right about the 3 year thing.
你會告訴我對吧 你不會說假話安慰我 You would tell me right? You wouldn't sugar coat it
這些事情 知道了更好 cause with things like that. It's just better to know
我的意思是 我的腿沒有很多毛 I mean, my legs aren't hairy but, I have been
但是我前兩週一直穿著我的肥牛仔褲 in my fat jeans for the last two weeks which..
這也許就是為何他寧願呆在家做餡餅 may be why he would rather stay home and make
也不願跟我去度假 天哪 cobbler than go on vacation with me. Oh my god.
我真的要崩潰了 I really am freaking out.
午餐時你把她嚇壞了 You got her all freaked out at lunch
你還跟斯賓塞上床嗎 是還是否 Are you still having sex with Spencer? Yes or no?
是的 沒間斷過 Yeah all the time
那麼你們婚姻就沒問題 Then your marriage is fine
姐妹們咱們來玩字謎遊戲吧 來吧 Guys can we please play charades now? Come on.
你確信你沒事嗎 Are you sure you're all right?
是的 我沒事 Yeah yeah, I'm okay
注意樓梯 Watch the steps!
走回家 他真的不該開車 Walk home! He really shouldn't be driving
不 親愛的 我來 No no babe. I got it
不 親愛的 我來 No honey no. I got it
我想把整個房子都放到床上 I'll put the house to bed
你得去收拾東西了 You've got to start packing
-親愛的 今天是你生日 -我知道 - Babe, it's your birthday. - I got it.
你真的要做嗎 Are you sure?
-是的 -好吧 收拾一下就行了 -Year. -Ok. Just take a few moment.
剩下的我明早再收拾 I'll get the rest in the morning
我愛你 I love you
謝謝 我也愛你 Thank you I love you
你的褲子呢 Where are your pants?
出了什麼事嗎 Is something wrong?
沒有 當然沒有 No, of course not.
你確信嗎 Are you sure?
我是說我們之間沒有問題吧 I mean, is everything okay between us?
你在開玩笑 對吧 You're kidding, right?
過來 是這兒嗎 Come here. Come here. Is this the spot?
也許這次我可以 Maybe I could skip
不帶東西去 the Cornfield packing method just this once.
你明天很早的飛機 應該繼續收拾東西 Your flights early. You should keep packing
我本該告訴紐帕明天再去 I should have just told Newpar I'd go tomorrow
錯過你的生日我覺得很糟糕 I feel terrible missing your birthday
不用擔心 明年還會有的 No worries. I've got another one next year
那麼 等等 Well, hold on
你需要生日吻 You need your birthday kiss
我們在車道上親熱 We don't want the neighbors to get jealous
會讓鄰居們妒忌的 throwing a little porno in the driveway
而我不想 Don't want you to be late
讓你遲到 for the airport.
-好吧 -而錯過飛機 - Ok. -When it take off, miss your plane.
走吧 There we go!
珍 Hey Jen!
珍 Jen!
-珍 -潔姬 - Hey! Jen - Hey! Jackie.
作為派對動物你們起的真早 You're up early for a party animal.
是的 我正要趕去機場 Oh yeah. I'm just runnning out to the airport
我的道奇說我們睡覺不怕吵 My Dougie says its a good thing that we're such sound
真是件好事 因為你知道很多人 sleepers because you know a lot of other people might have
也許會因此失眠 an issue with all that noise,
總之 道奇想跟斯賓塞談談 Anyhow. Douggie wants to talk to Spencer about this whole
柵欄邊界線的問題 fence on the property line bruhauhau we're having.
我們不想再次 We don't want to bring lawyers into
把律師請來 好嗎 it any more than you do, right?
但我們確信我們的新柵欄沒佔你們的地 But, we're quite sure our new fence is not on your land.
你知道 你明白的 You know, you understand.
是的 好極了 但是你明白 Oh yeah, perfectly. But you understand
你得跟斯賓塞談這件事 對吧 you're gonna have to take it up with Spencer, right?
好嗎 Okay?
謝謝你潔姬 對不起我趕時間 回見 Thanks Jackie. I'm sorry I'm in a big rush. See you soon
好吧 你要遲到了 Okay, you're late.
嗨 你們昨晚玩得開心嗎 Hey, did you guys have fun last night?
是的 好極了 Oh yeah, it was great.
當然 我今天早上還宿醉 Of course, I'm paying for it this morning
你今晚還是要帶斯賓塞出去 是嗎 You're still taking Spencer out tonight though, right?
是的 說了一百次 Yes, for the hundredth time
好的 Good
好吧 爸爸是不是保證會對他好一點 Okay. Did Daddy promise to be nice to him?
別說這麼多了 Hmmm... not in so many words.
快趕飛機吧 我們來照顧斯賓塞 Just get yourself on the plane. Let us take care of Spencer, okay?
好吧 那我到舊金山給你打電話 Okay, well, I'll call you when I get to San Francisco
我愛你 Love you
我也愛你 親愛的 再見 Love you too, dear, bye
誰手機響了 你的還是我的 What was that? You or me?
是我的 That's me
你的 That's you
你有牛奶嗎 You got any milk?
有 Yeah.
你還好吧 Everything all right?
嗯 Yeah
看看有什麼 有些脫脂牛奶 What do I got? I've got some skim milk and...
還有些低脂優格 I've got some low fat yogurt
知道嗎 你可以把它們混著喝 You know what you can do? You can mix the two together
夥計你到底在幹嗎 What the hell are you doing man?
你該看看你的臉 You should have seen your face
就像你拉褲子上了 You almost crapped your pants
是的 真有趣 Yeah, it's really funn....
你在幹什麼 What are you doing?
殺你 夥計 Killing you, buddy
斯賓塞你要去哪兒 Where are you going Spencer? Huh?
你在樓上藏了槍什麼的嗎 You got a gun upstairs or something?
給你個驚喜 我回來了 Surprise! I'm back
斯賓塞 Spencer?
你們在幹什麼 What are you doing!?
斯賓塞住手 Spencer! Stop it!
住手 你傷到他了 Stop! You're hurting him.
我要你幫我拿點東西 I need you to give me something
-住手 -上樓 在床頭桌子裏 - Stop it. - Upstairs, in the bedside table...
-有把格洛克四五 -一把格洛克? - There's a Glock 45. -A Glock?
-一把槍 -快去拿 -A gun! -Just go get it!
-你為啥有槍 -快去拿 - Why do you have a gun?! -Just get it.
我來了 I'm coming, I'm coming...
我希望你快點 I kind of need you to hurry
你現在要做的是拿槍 Your job right now. I need you to point the
對著他的臉開槍 gun at him... and shoot him in the face.
-什麼 -不要 他瘋了 -What?! -Don't do it. He gots crazy...
-不要 -求你了 開槍 - Don't do it. -Just shoot, please.
好的 好的 Okay. Okay.
賤人敢射我 Oww!! Bitch shot me
你瘋了嗎 What are you crazy?!
你叫我對他的臉開槍 You told me to shoot him in the face
我沒想到你真的會開槍 I didn't think you were really going to shoot.
我是讓你轉移他的... I was telling you to divert his...
那麼你應該揮手 Well, then you should have waved or
交叉手指或者什麼的 crossed your fingers or something.
我正忙著不被殺死 I was a little busy trying not to die
-天哪我開槍打他 -沒事 -Oh god, I shot him. -It's all right
他只是昏了 沒死 He's just knocked out, he's not dead.
沒事 我希望你去地下室 It's okay. I need you to go to the basement
把膠帶拿來 and get the duct tape
樓下有膠帶 下去拿來 There's duct tape downstairs. Go downstairs and get the duct tape.
-我不能動了 -快去 - I can't move. - Move it.
-我不能動了 -沒事的 - I can't move! - It's ok.
沒事的 It's okay
沒事的 他會沒事的 It's okay, he's going to be okay
也許 Maybe.
斯賓塞 Spencer?
發生什麼事了 What is happening?
我正想知道呢 I'm about to find out
-有答案了 -你打他了? - We got it. - Do you hurt him?
是的 我想他會好的 Yeah, I think he'll be all right
對不起 我的血流到你椅子上了 Sorry I'm bleeding on your chair
你得重裝椅面 是嗎 You just had it reupholstered right?
是的 Yeah
目標被做掉了嗎
你有合同 You were under contract.
什麼合同 生意嗎 Contract for what? The business?
有人雇他來殺我 Somebody hired him to kill me.
天哪 Oh my god!
我以為我們是朋友 I thought we were friends.
真的嗎 你似乎從沒這麼認為過 Really? Because you never seemed that invested.
我跟我們的客戶說我罩你 I covered for you with every client that we have. I talked
我說服那些賤人別罵你無力 a half a dozen hussy girls out of slashing your tires
當你睪丸腫脹 細菌感染的時候 I even drove you to the free clinic when your
我甚至開車送你去免費診所 balls were swollen and you had that fungal thing!
-不 不 -我幫你隱瞞狂吠先生的事情 - No no no. - I helped you bury "sir barks-a-lot"
嗨 他是只好狗 Hey. He was a good dog, all right.
放過他 Leave him out of this
他不會自己來送死的 He couldn't fetch for shit.
斯賓塞 Spencer
什麼 Yeah?
到今天結束的時候 你會跟他一樣死去 By the end of the day, you're going to be just as dead as he is
你的頭價值兩千萬美元 You got a 20 million dollar bounty on your head
你頭昏了嗎 Are you going to faint?
我要嘔吐過才會暈 Unless I puke first
呼吸 Breathe
沒事的 It's okay
這怎麼會沒事 How is this okay?
我會解釋的 只是不是現在 I'll explain. Just not right now
不 你現在解釋 我要你馬上解釋 No, you explain now! I want you to explain right now!
珍 Jen?
斯賓塞 Spencer?
喂 Hello?
聽他的 安靜 Yeah that's it. Be very quiet,
也許別的殺手會離開 Maybe the other assassin will go away.
可能是你的任何鄰居 May be any your neighbours
出來吧 不管你在哪裏 Come out, come out wherever you are
怎麼了 What?
你不覺得我會有競爭者嗎 You didn't think I'd have some competition?
-兩千萬美元可以買好多耐心 -有人嗎 -20 million dollars buys a lot of patience. -Hello!
我看到你的車了 I can see your car
斯賓塞 我是潔姬·瓦萊羅 Spencer, it's just Jackie Valero
我知道你在裏面 I know you're in there.
她只想談談柵欄邊界的問題 She just wants to talk about the property line or something
或者 殺了你 Or... kill you.
你倆在嗎 有人嗎 Hello you two, hello?
我們怎麼辦 What do we do?
走 咱們走 帶上你的行李 Go, we go. Take your package.
他呢 What about him?
不 不要 不要 No no no no.
斯賓塞住手 Spencer stop.
如果我不這樣他會把我們殺了 If I don't he will kill us.
-他是我們的朋友 -他是個騙子 - He's our friend. - He's a liar
繫好安全帶 Put your seatbelt on
珍 Jen!
珍 發生什麼事了 Jen! what's going on?
-她有槍 -我知道 -She's holding the gun. -I can tell.
珍 你沒事吧 Jen, everything all right?
早上好 Good morning
慢點 Slow down!
停車 我馬上要下車 Stop the car right there I am getting out right now!
坐好 Sit down
我有權逃跑 我甚至不知道 I have a right to freak out. I don't
你到底是誰 even know who the hell you are!
我就是我 It's me.
只是有不尋常的經歷 I just have a different resume.
你為誰工作 Who do you work for?
黑社會嗎 Is it the mob?
我不能說 說了他們會把你也殺了 I can't tell you. If I tell you they could kill you too
這樣說好了, 我為 XX 工作 Let's just say that I work for the blah, blah,
他們給我權限去 X人 blah and they gave me a licence to blah.
空氣 我現在需要空氣 Air. I need air right now
好的親愛的 All right, honey.
我本不想這樣的 It was never my primary directive.
-我們結婚了嗎 我是說法律上 -我們結婚了 - Are we even married? I mean legally - Yes we married.
我們結婚了 但在你心裏呢 married not married in your heart?
在法國的時候 我退出了組織 I got out in France
在法國我墜入情網 I was in a love bubble in France
斯賓塞 我有東西要給你 I've got something for you, Spencer.
-腿張開 -你不能靠這個混過 -Spread your legs. -You are not getting off that easy.
-張開 -好的 - Spread 'em!! -Ok
-天啊 天啊 -拿著這個 - Oh my god. Oh my god - Here hold this
抓緊 Hold on
謝謝 Thank you.
他在我這邊 他在我旁邊 He's on my side. He's on my side
真酷 賽車 Oh cool! Race cars.
該死 Damn!
拖住他了 That got him.
你沒事吧 好的 You okay? All right.
他會追上來的 He's going to be close behind.
躲起來 Hide.
-什麼 -躲起來 馬上 -What? -Hide, now.
你要怎麼辦 What are you going to do?
我要殺了他 I'm going to kill him
斯賓塞 Spencer?
斯賓塞 Spencer
上車 Get in the truck.
他死了...? Is he...?
嗯 Yeah
說吧 Start talking.
大學一年級的時候我就被招募了 I was recruited in college freshman year
他們為何選了你 Why did they choose you?
他們需要無親無故的人 我父母過世之後 They look for independent people. And after my parents passed...
就沒有家人了 所以 I didn't have any family so...
我們得走了親愛的 We've gotta go baby.
你可以在車上拿我出氣 You can be pissed at me in the truck
你也要把我殺掉麼 Are you going to kill me too?
別這麼說 要是我想殺你 Come on. If I was going to kill you,
在屋子裏時就該向你開槍的 I would have shot you back at the house.
雖然這樣說 Uh.. that...
感覺挺怪的 我 Sounded weird I...
理論上說 你知道這是真實的 Logically, you know that that's true.
好吧 Okay.
-把腿張開 -你在下面還放了什麼 - Spread 'em. - What else do you have down there?
多少人 斯賓塞 How many people, Spencer?
四 前面再加個十 Four -teen
十五 是十五個 Fifteen it's fifteen
十五個是你真實的數目還是像是 Is fifteen your real number or is that like when
當你問女孩她跟多少男人睡過時 you ask a girl how many guy's she's slept with
你得把她的回答數加倍再乘十 and you have to double in and times it by ten?
我沒這麼幹過 我只是 I didn't do that. I'm just...
就是十五個 Fifteen is my number.
而且據我所知他們都是壞蛋 And they were all bad guys as far as I know,
但是這種事越來越難說 but it was getting harder to tell
尤其是後來我遇到了你 and then I met you
我們相愛了 然後我就洗手不幹了 and we fell in love and I got out
我以前的上司昨天找到了我 My old boss reached out to me yesterday
他現在在一家旅館裏 He's staying in a hotel.
他會知道發生了什麼事的 He'll know what's going on.
親愛的 你的槍露出來了 Sweetie, your gun is showing.
你能指望我把它放到哪裏去 Where do you expect me to put it?
你沒看見這東西這麼大嗎 Have you seen the size of this thing?
我爸的電話 Oh, it's my dad.
我能接嗎 Should I take it?
你不是說把這個鈴聲改了嗎 I thought you said you were going to change that?
甜心 放鬆 Sweetheart relax,
現在對斯賓塞查勤是不是有點早了 It's a little early to check on Spencer don't you think?
珍肯定剛剛在飯店裏安頓下來 And Jen will just be getting settled at the hotel.
是啊 你說的對 Yeah, you're right.
斯賓塞 我找到了... Spencer? I got the...
放鬆 這是我以前的上司霍爾布魯克 Easy... It's my old boss Holbrook.
心臟上兩槍 頭中一槍 Two to the heart one in the head
老式訓練 應該是個經驗豐富的槍手 It's old school training had to be an experienced hitter.
好的 從屍體來看槍擊發生於今天早上 All right. Judging from his body it happened earlier this morning
沒事的 腎上腺素的關係 It's okay. It's the adrenaline.
你分泌的稍微有點多 You're going in a little bit.
你怎麼能這麼談論他 你認識他啊 How can you talk about him like that? You knew him.
我就是這麼被訓練的 寶貝 抱歉 It's my training baby. Sorry.
斯賓塞 我沒法待在這裏 Spencer, I can't stay here.
我覺得我要生病了 I think I'm going to get sick
再等一小會 寶貝 Just give me a second baby.
得搞到一些關於目標的信息 Gotta have some information about the target
你已經查過那了 You already looked there.
我遺漏了些什麼 I'm missing something.
是手錶 It's the watch
不對勁 It's wrong.
他從來不帶這種華麗的東西以免引起關注 He'd never wear anything this flashy nothing to get noticed
- 看這裏 - 表壞了 誰會注意呢 - Look at this. - It's broken. Who cares?
這裏可以塞進隨身碟什麼的 沒了 It's a plug in for like a flash drive or something. It's missing.
你說的對 有人拿走了 You're right someone's taken the drive.
好了 咱們走 Okay all right. Let's go.
你覺得是亨利殺了霍爾布魯克嗎 Do you think that Henry got to Holbrook?
亨利是今天早上才得到指令的 No Henry was in agreement untill this morning.
是別人殺了他 There was another shooter at the house.
我認為我們得離開這裏 I think we need to get out of here.
沒錯 Absolutely.
然後去找我父母 And go to my parents.
- 不行 不行 -行 行 - No, no. - Yes, yes.
不行 No.
行 我爸爸知道該怎麼做 Yes! My dad will know what to do.
我曾經以此為生 I used to do this for a living okay.
我們不能把你父母牽扯進來 We do not want to involve your parents.
而我們也肯定用不著你爸爸的幫助 And we definitely don't need help from your dad.
我覺得我們需要他的幫助 因為 I think we do. Because your plan to
你殺死亨利然後來看個死人的計劃 kill Henry and come see a dead guy.
根本沒有奏效 It's not really working out.
我早就該料到了 I should have seen this coming.
你肯定會把你父母牽扯進來的 Of course you're going to rope your parents into this.
你是個間諜加雙面特務 Oh! You are a spy and a double agent
而我就因為想給我父母打電話 But I'm the bad guy because
反而成了壞人 開什麼玩笑 I want to call my parents. Really?
我們結婚都3年了 We've been married for three years and we've
-可我們從未離開過你父母哪怕五分鐘 -拜託 - never been 5 minutes away from your parents. - Come on...
他們總是跑到家裡來 你爸整天在那 They're always coming over and you dad's all "This
"科恩菲爾德家的洗碗機就是這麼裝的" is how the Cornfields load the dishwasher" and
"順時針除草坪 這是科恩菲爾德家的規矩" "Mow the lawn clockwise, because that's the Cornfield way"
"拿著這塊煤 把它墊到你屁股底下 "Take this piece of coal, stick it up your keester"
像我們一樣使勁擠壓它 "squeeze it real tight like we do"
你就能做出科恩菲爾德牌的鑽石了" "and you'll make a Cornfield diamond"
等一下 你現在是在數落我的父母 Now hold up a minute. You're talking about my parents.
我是你的丈夫 I'm your husband.
等我們有了自己的小孩該怎麼辦 What are we going to do when we have our own kids?
珍 珍 Jen,Jen,
你就跟我說句話吧 哪怕就一句 If you could just talk to me for a second.
我收回我說的話 我愛你的父母 I take it back I love your parents.
我現在馬上精神上給他們一個擁抱 I'm sending them a mental hug right now.
斯賓塞 你好嗎 Spencer! Hey.. you okay?
我還好 Yeah, I'm good.
你的車庫 真是毀的很徹底啊 Your garage. It's a wreck.
是啊 派對搞的 Yeah it was a party foul it...
你知道今晚我們有個街區聚會吧 You do realize that we have the block party tonight
而你的車庫爛掉... 真礙眼啊 and its a... it's a real eyesore.
那就別看 皮特 Well then don't look at it, Pete!
你不能就這麼跑掉 You can't just run off like that you
這樣我很難保護你 make it impossible for me to protect you.
保護措施有點晚了 A little late for protection.
想想看 我亂發脾氣 Think about it. My emotions are all over the place.
我嗅覺靈敏到是警犬的兩倍 I'm picking up smells that half the k-9 unit would miss.
還有 我每次呼吸都想吐 Plus, I pretty much feel like vomitting every time I breathe.
今天過的太緊張了 It's been a stressful day.
那麼解釋一下這個 Explain these.
它們不是一直這麼雄偉嗎 Aren't they always that big?
你每天都吃避孕藥的啊 You take the pill every day.
我知道 但是上個月我喉嚨發炎記得嗎 I know, but I had strep last month remember?
我不得不吃抗生素 I had to take a z pack
所以把避孕藥的藥性給抵消了 antibiotics knock out the pill.
所以我要告訴你要小心 That's why I told you we had to be careful.
我以為你說的是做的時候小心而不是小心懷孕 I thought you talking about my technique. Not geeting knocked up.
好了 別對我大喊大叫的 神槍手 Okay don't yell at me sureshot.
是你提議週六我們整天裸體的 You're the one who suggested naked Saturdays
需要幫忙嗎 Can I help you?
別這麼兇 Stop it.
幹嘛 她剛剛瞪我們 瞪人才沒禮貌 What? She's staring at us, staring is rude.
我們能不能... 又不是在圖書館 Can we just.. we're not in a library here.
雖便挑一個 Let's just pick up the pace
並不是每種都準的 好嗎 Well they're not all equally accurate, okay?
就這麼站在通道外面也挺傻的 Well it's just crazy to stand out here in the aisle so...
拿一個 全拿了 我不知道 誰在乎呢 Take one. Take them all. I don't know? Who cares?
我在乎 我在乎 斯賓塞 I care. I care, Spencer. It would be awesome
能知道我肚子裏是不是孕育著一個小生命 to know if I am actually making a little being
是一件很美妙的事情 別再說我瘋了 inside of me okay? And don't you call me crazy!
我不是說你瘋了 I'm not calling you crazy.
我是指這種情況很瘋狂 乾站在這很瘋狂 The scenario is crazy standing here is crazy.
你知道嗎 你一點忙都沒幫上 You know what? You're not helping.
你們好 有什麼需要幫助的嗎 Uh... folks? Could I be of some assistance?
是的 Yes.
你可以 You can, ahh... uhh...
凱文 Kevin.
哪一種最精確 Which one of these is the most accurate?
珍 我可不認為他會是驗孕棒專家 Jen. I don't think he's a pregnancy test expert.
這個嘛 "第一反應"最受歡迎 Well... First response seems to be pretty popular uh...
就像沒有停在貨架上過 拿著 Can't seem to keep it on the shelf, here you go.
肯定是你的第一個 Must be your first.
-驗孕棒嗎 -孩子 - pregnancy test? - Baby.
是啊 Oh. Yeah, yeah
也許今天是你的幸運日 Well, it may be your lucky day.
-住手 -你看 - Stop it. - Look at that.
這個正在特價 It's on sale.
太好了 That's great.
-走吧 -非常感謝 謝謝 - Let's go. - Thank you so much. Thanks.
我來了 I'm coming.
不要批評 No judging.
我必須遵守霍爾布魯克死後的標準程序 I need to follow protocol report Holbrook's termination
我要找個藏身處 I'll get a safehouse.
你在那會很安全 You'll be protected there.
而我就可以去查出 And I can figure out
霍爾布魯克的目標是誰 who Holbrook's target was.
也許能查出誰操縱著這整件事 Maybe find out who set this whole thing in motion.
等我吃完我的美味肉乾 As long as I get to pee on the stick
然後在驗孕棒上尿完之後再說 and eat my delicious jerky. I'm in
很好 Great.
聽著 還有一件事 Listen. There's one more thing.
你不要不高興 我得偷輛車 You can't be upset... I need to steal a car.
那卡車撞爛了 The truck's shot to shit.
我把我們整天做的壞事都記下來了 去吧 I did a list of awful thing we do all days,so go for it.
寶貝 我現在狂吃 Honey, I'm eating like
像是剛從減肥夏令營回家 I just got home from fat camp.
很高興聽到你這麼說 I'm glad you said it.
真的嗎 Really?
你現在想挑釁一隻熊媽媽麼 Yoou want to poke mama bear right now?
這聽起來像是個好主意嗎 That seems like a good idea?
-你現在有點嚇人了 -打你的電話吧 - Hey you're kind of scary right now. - Just make your phone call.
已經聯接 請說出聯繫人 You are a go for contact.
這裏是祖魯149號 This is Zulu one four niner.
之前的聯繫人山脈100已經被強制退休了 Sierra one zero zero's been forceably retired prior to contact.
我需要一處臨時避難所避難 Please advise a secure location for briefing.
請等待進一步的指示 Hold for further instructions.
-祖魯149號 -這是我的代號 - Zulu one four niner? -This is my code name.
這可不太好記啊 It's just not very catchy.
真抱歉 所有的酷代號都被用掉了 Sorry, all the cool code names were taken.
祖魯149 請確認你的聯繫人及其身份 Zulu one four niner. Please confirm your contact and his status.
山脈100 他已經死了 Sierra one zero zero and his status is dead.
而且我相信他的目標還襲擊了我 And I believe his target has put a hit on me.
否定 山脈100沒有目標 Negative. Sierra one zero zero has no target
他已經不在職了 He is no longer an active agent.
請提供你的位置及坐標 Please provide your location and coordina...
-怎麼了 -事情不對勁 - What happened? - Something's not right.
你要去哪裏 Where are you going?
查查亨利的東西 看能否找出誰雇的他 To search Henry's stuff. See if we can find out who hired him.
也許和霍爾布魯克有關 Maybe there's a connection to Holbrook.
你可以在後面 尿尿 Oh, and you could do your... pee thing.
-好了 我進去了 -好的 - I got it. I'm in. - Nice.
A片 A片 好A的片 Porn...porn...porn.....poooooorn
這些人也太有創意了吧 People are so inventive.
-他們喜歡把那撐開 然後... -好吧 - They're like propped up there and... - Ok.
這樣做顯得很奇怪 Okay, how weird is this going to get?
因為這裏的有些東西你不能視而不見 Because there are some things that you can't unsee.
這是亨利的狗"狂吠先生"的照片 It's a picture of Henry's dog "Sir Barks-a-lot"
還角色扮演? In costume?
等一下 Wait a minute.
你看這些檔案的大小 Look at the size of these files.
上帝啊 Oh my god.
這是兩年前拍的照片 These are pictures from two years ago.
我是說這是我們第一次參加街區聚會 I mean, this was the first block party we went to.
不管是誰策劃的 這個人都有夠病態的 Whoever set this up was patient enough to embed
天知道除了亨利還有誰混入了我的生活 Henry and god knows who else into my life.
-我們的生活 -我們的生活 - Our life. - Our life
等一下 Wait wha...
我很肯定這張是你爸爸拍的 I'm pretty sure your dad took that one
-什麼意思 -沒什麼 只是實話實說 - What is that supposed to mean? - Nothing. Just an observation.
沒錯 對我爸爸和那照片妄加評論 Yes. An observation about my father and that photo.
因為這張照片是他拍的 Because it's a picture that he took.
這麼說 現在我爸爸成壞人了 Okay, so now my dad, is a bad guy.
-我絕不是這意思 -不不不 你是對的 - I definitly didn't... - No,no,no,you're right.
因為你是個騙子 還是個職業殺手 Because you're a liar... and a hitman.
所有人可能都跟你一樣 我媽說不定也是 And everybody probably is too so I bet my mom's in on it.
還有奶奶 And Granny Cornfield.
是啊 也許她整天就以 Yeah, I think she's just messing with our minds
"我要坐在輪椅上一會" 來騙倒我們 with the whole "I'm in a wheelchair bit!"
好了 我覺得我們現在吵架很沒有意思 Okay, we are getting into some counter productive
我認為咱們應該 territory here and...I think we should move on
想想別的事情 to something else like,
比如 是不是該尿尿驗孕了 Like... maybe we should piss on a stick now?
這會是個好主意 That would be a good idea.
這是個好主意因為我真的得去尿尿了 It is a good idea because I do have to pee.
拿著我的槍 Grab my gun.
你不能就這麼走出去 You can't just walk out and...
你知道有人想殺掉我們 You are aware that people are trying to kill us.
我真的想上廁所了 I really have to go.
老天啊 把燈打開就是了 Oh for God's sake, just turn the light on it's
這裏又沒什麼地方可藏 not like there's a lot of places to hide.
儘管嘲笑我吧 Just humour me.
謝謝 Why thanks.
你站在那裏瞪著我 我根本尿不出來 I can't pee with you just standing there staring at me.
親愛的 你在我面前尿過一百萬次了 Honey, you've peed in front of me a million times.
可是現在有點壓力啊 你不覺得嗎 But there's a little more pressure now, don't you think?
這樣好點了嗎 Better?
不行 No.
不行嗎 No...?
親愛的 你就不能給我一分鐘嗎 Honey, can you please just give me one minute.
只需一分鐘就好 It's going to take a minute.
你可以守著門 You can guard the door.
-是你在這裏啊 -是你啊 - You're here. - You're here
上帝啊 你瞧 Oh god look...
2008年6月關於風管的計算有點問題 There's a problem with the wind pipe count June 2008.
賬單呢 你可能需要看一下 The billing? You might want to take a look at it.
你知道嗎 別管賬單了 You know what? Let's forget the billing.
星期一再處理這個吧 We'll just we'll take care of it on Monday
-你確定嗎 -是的 - Are you sure? - Yeah.
-好吧 -很好 - Okay. - Great.
斯賓塞 Spencer?
你 你給我住手 Hey. You, you... stop it.
住手 Stop it.
親愛的 不知怎的 開不了槍了 Honey, I don't know how... It's not, it's not shooting.
我不知道... 上帝啊 I dno't... Oh, god.
你還好吧 Are you okay?
你沒事吧 Hey are you all right?
我沒子彈了 I'm out of ammo.
子彈比孩子重要是吧 Bullets before babies huh?
子彈現在是很重要的 Ammo's kind of important right now.
結果是什麼 What's it say?
兩道槓是什麼意思 What's two bars mean?
你得告訴我結果 Hey you've got to translate this for me.
我是不是要當爸爸了 Am I going to be a dad?
我要當母親了 I'm going to be a mother.
但我不確定你會不會當父親 But I'm not sure yet if you're going to be a father.
珍 我知道你很不開心 Jen, Jen... I know you're upset
你有權利這麼做 And you have every right to be but
但我沒法改變我的過去 I can't change who I was.
那接下來呢 Where does that leave us?
我們會有辦法的 We'll figure it out.
-怎麼做 -我會保護你 - How? - I will keep you safe.
怎麼保護 告訴我怎麼做 How? Tell me how?
這樣我就留下 And I will stay.
一切都結束了 斯賓塞 It's over, Spence.
我知道你不想結束 I know you don't want this to be over.
當看到那兩條槓時 What I wanted stopped mattering
我自己想要什麼已經不重要了 the moment I saw those two bars.
你要去哪 Where are you going?
珍 珍 珍 Jen....Jen,Jen!
奧利維亞 Oh... Olivia!
誰在打電話找你 亨利 Henry, who is calling you?
你一定是在和我開玩笑吧 You've got to be kidding me.
斯賓塞我有個包裹給你 Hey Spencer, I've got a package for you.
兄弟 放鬆點 Relax buddy.
來點低咖啡因咖啡 Try a little decaf.
過來這邊 Come on around the other side for me.
我想應該是上次沒貨的托斯卡納布料 I think it's that back ordered fabric from Tuscan.
現在終於悠哉悠哉地送達了 Sure took its sweet time in getting here huh?
是啊 Yeah.
你就幫我在紙上簽個名就好了 I just need your signature on the top there.
-有筆嗎 -有 - Pen? - Oh yeah.
我想我應該放倒他了 I think I got him.
我看也是 Yeah you got him
天啊 還好你沒事 Oh god, I'm glad you're okay.
天啊 你一定把他惹毛了 看看那擋風玻璃 God, look at the windshield you must have really pissed him off.
有人是不想殺我的嗎 Is anyone... not trying to kill me?
謝了 Thanks.
我們去偷車吧 Let's go steal a car.
我們現在怎麼辦 So what do we do now?
我不知道 I don't know.
不如去上夫妻關係輔導課 Maybe some couples councelling.
不 No.
我說的是現在 Now.
斯賓塞 我們現在要做什麼 Spencer what to we do? Right now.
哦對 現在 Right now right.
現在我們先回家 我有個緊急背包 Right now we're going to go to the house. I've got a go bag.
我們有錢 武器 護照 一切都準備好了 We've got money,weapons, passports. We're set.
我們怎麼會有個緊急背包 斯賓塞 Why exactly do we have a go bag Spencer?
難道你早就知道會發生這些事情嗎 Did you know this was going to happen?
我並不知道 No. I didn't know.
撒謊 You're lying.
你在撒謊 You are lying.
我告訴你一切了嗎 沒有 Am I telling you everything? No.
是的 我並沒有告訴你一切 I'm not telling you everything. Okay
但是我們已經結婚了 撒謊是家常便飯 But we're married. That's what married people do, honey.
夫婦之間互相撒謊 They lie to each other.
他們用謊言來換取婚姻的安穩 They tell people things that aren't true to keep them safe.
和對方的自尊 ...and to protect one another when they ask
例如被問到手臂是不是像老媽子一樣粗 things like if they have their mother's arms.
我不是在說你 我沒有 Not that you have your mother's arms. I'm not...
-我們第一次見面你就對我撒謊了 -我沒有 - You lie to me. The first time we met. - No, I didn't.
那難道你父親真是個俄羅斯來的性變態嗎 Unless your dad is a Russian pervert?
可是我向你坦白了啊 Well I came clean about that.
你沒有 You didn't.
你沒有告訴我真相 You did not come clean.
我有告訴你啊 你自己在睡覺而已 Did too. I told you... I can't help that you were sleeping.
-我哪知道你會睡得像死豬一樣 -得了 - I didn't know that you sleep like a dead person. -Come on.
我以為你聽到我說的每一句話了呢 For all I know you heard everything I said.
有依據嗎 Based on what?
依據就是...你的腿...當時在抽動 Based on... your leg.... was twitching.
天啊 這簡直是完美的證據 God! You know this is perfect this is just perfect.
你不會像蘇茜·普拉特的丈夫默裏一樣 You couldn't have been just hiding tyranny porn in
是個只會在床底下藏黃色讀物的人吧 the crawlspace like Suzy Pratt's husband Murray?
真的嗎 默裏 Really? Murray?
不 不 不 你一定是個間諜 No no no no you... had to be a spy.
我居然嫁給了間諜 我難道是龐德女郎嗎 I can't believe I married a spy. What am I? Pussy Galore?
以我所知 你不是 Not that I know of.
你說什麼 Excuse me?
你難道現在要來對我們的性生活發牢騷嗎 You're going to complain now about our sex life?
這就是你在做的嗎 Is that what you're doing?
我並沒有要埋怨我們性生活的意思 I'm not going to complain about our sex...
你把車停下 我們馬上做愛 Pull the car over! We'll have sex right now!
不 我們要去我父母家 No! We're going to my parents! We are going to my parents!
-沒錯 我們回我父母家 -不行 - I'm taking us to my parents house, yes! - No
-我們不能去你父母家 -我們能去 - We are not going to your parents house. - Yes.
- 我們要去 我說了去就是去 -咱們不能... - Yes we are. I said yes! - We are not...
聽我說 Listen to me.
你必須要信任我 我們不能去你父母家 We can not go to your parents. You have to trust me.
我愛你 I love you.
而且我會保護你 辛苦你弄到車了 And I will protect you. Now you did a great job of finding a car.
我現在需要你把它開向我們家 I need you to point it at the house and
踩油門 ...step on it.
好吧 Okay, fine.
我在踩油門了 但車 I'm stepping on it and it's not...
車沒有反應 車 It's not going...it's
乾脆在減速了 車 ...stopping actually it's starting to...
拋錨了 ...not go.
沒看到油量計一直在閃嗎 Didn't notice the uhh... blinking fuel light?
你是對的 You're right.
我道歉 我應該一開始就去加滿油 I apologize. Topping off the tank should have been my first priority.
跑 跑 Run. Run.
跑啊 向那邊跑 Go! Go that way!
見鬼 Darn it!
鎖住了 It's locked.
我沒打中 I missed.
喔 是喔 Really?
-兩千萬!!! -會拿到手的 甜心 - 20 million!!! - You got it, sweetie!!
天啊 Volvo車真厲害 God, those Volvo's are amazing.
-見鬼 -街區聚會 - Shit! - The block party.
繼續走別落下了 Stay close keep moving.
要核桃鬆餅嗎 Walnut muffin?
斯賓塞 珍 你們也來了 Hi guys! Spencer Spencer Jen Jen!
珍 你們這是去哪啊 Jen Jen where are you guys going?
他們有玉米熱狗 普通咖啡 They've got corn dogs, they've got regular.
燻肉還是免費的 And they've got bacon covered.
親愛的 她身上不可能藏得下槍 Honey! There's no way she's packing heat.
可藏匿東西地方之多會把你下一跳的 You'd be surprised where people hide stuff.
夥計們 我可以借用一下你們的洗手間嗎 Guys can I use the bathroom in you house?
尿尿 Number one.
-緊急背包在哪 -在工作室裏面 - Where is the go bag? - In the office.
離窗子遠點 保險箱在地毯下面 Stay away from the windows. The safe is underneath the carpet
密碼是我們的結婚紀念日 and the combination's our anniversary.
你去哪 Where are you going?
拿槍啊 To get the guns.
哦 拿槍 更多的搶 Oh, get the guns, more guns.
棒極了 That's great.
羅帝爾達·沃弗裏德森 Rotilda Walfredsson?
我居然成了瑞典人了 真酷 Ooh, I'm Swedish. That's neat.
斯賓塞 Spencer?
斯賓塞 是你嗎 Spencer is that you?
斯賓塞 Spencer?
是你嗎 斯賓塞 Spencer is that you?
天啊 Oh god!
媽媽 Mom.
你知道 現在不是來造訪我的好時間 Hey, you know... it is actually not a great time.
你說呢 You think?
克裏斯汀 Kristen?
你知道嗎 這確實講得通 You know... that actually kind of makes sense.
放下你的槍 要不就是你最後一次叫媽媽了 Lower your gun! Or it's last call for mommy.
我早和你說過她不是什麼好女孩 I told you she's not a nice girl.
你說我不是好女孩? You told her that?
這很沒禮貌 That's very rude.
見鬼 誰在上面 God damn it! Who is up there?
我不知道 I don't know.
如果有人在我之前就把完美先生殺了 If somebody shoots Mr. Perfect before I have the chance to...
我會無條件殺了你們 I will kill you both on principle.
放下你的槍 現在 Lower your gun, now!
檢查一下 Check it out.
莉莉 不要 Lily No.
放開我媽 我一個人做人質就夠了 Just let my mom go, okay? I am all the leverage you need.
我用了整整三年 I didn't spend the last three years
天天聽你嘮叨 ...listening to you babble incessively
你那完美的小小生活 ...about your perfect little life
我可不想今晚搞砸了 ...to f it all up now.
給我進客廳 兩個都是 So get in the living room, both of you!
走 Let's go.
走啊 Let's go!
轉過身去 Turn around.
過來 親愛的 Come here, dear.
過來 Come on.
你沒事吧 You okay? Are you all right?
珍 Jen.
老實說 我們的確曾經很好地相處過 To be fair, we did have some good times
沒錯 Yeah.
還記得... Remember when...
你終於來了 親愛的 Oh, there you are dear.
接電話啊 先生 Answer the phone, Sir.
我死去的最好的朋友要和你說 My dead best friend wants to let you
你的目標還活著 know that your target's still alive.
放下武器吧 斯賓塞 Stand down, Spencer.
夥計們 放鬆點 Whoa, hey... guys.
是他殺了霍爾布魯克 He killed Holbrook.
心臟兩槍 頭一槍 還記得嗎 Two to the heart one to the head. Remember?
然後他就對我下手了 And then he pulled the trigger on me.
爸 那是真的嗎 Daddy is that true?
我在你們身邊安插殺手是因為我不信任他 I put sleepers in your life because I didn't trust your husband.
我曾經希望我永遠不用啟動這個計劃 I hoped I'd never have to use it.
這是霍爾布魯克手錶裏面的記憶卡 It's the flash drive from Holbrook's watch.
裏面什麼都有 他以前的上司變節了 It's all there his old boss turned dirty.
而且我在你辦公室裏看到有他名字的卡片 And in you office... when I saw that card with his name on it.
我知道你重操舊業 而且要來殺我 I knew you were back in the game and you were coming after me.
所以我啟動了殺手計劃 So I activated the killers.
我並沒有要殺你的意思啊 I'm not trying to kill you sir.
你怎麼不告訴她 你去尼斯是為了殺我呢 Why don't you tell her about Nice where you tried to blow me up.
你怎麼知道尼斯的事情 How did you know about Nice?
我本來是應該坐在那直升飛機上的 I was supposed to be on that helicopter.
但看到你我就改變主意了 When I saw you I didn't go.
你說我們在法國相遇之後就金盆洗手了 You said you got out when we met in France.
你說你墜入愛河 You said you were in the love bubble.
我的確退出了 I got out.
我退出了 I'm out.
你看他像個已經退出那一行的人嗎 Just look at him does he look like he's out?
那是我最後一次任務 It was my last job.
我退出了 我真的退出了 I'm out. I got out.
為了我們 For us.
而且我再也不會回去的 And I'm never going back.
這麼說 So..
你不是一個飛行員咯 難道這些... You are not a pilot. Is that what were...
爸 夠了 放下槍 我一天都在躲子彈 Daddy enough, put your gun down. I have been dodging bullets
全都是因為你 而且這對寶寶也不好 all day thanks to you and it is not good for the baby.
你生了寶寶嗎 You have a baby?
不 但快要了 No I'm going to.
我就知道 Ohh!! I knew it.
我們慶祝一下 Let's celebrate.
我要當外公了嗎 I'm going to be a grandpa?
是的 Yes.
天啊 Oh god!
天啊 Oh my god.
你是寶寶的父親 And you are the father?
拜託 爸 Oh for god's sakes Dad.
好吧 Okay.
這是一個大家都敞開心扉說真話的好時機 This would be a great time for a trust circle.
真心話大冒險嗎 A trust circle?
對 Yes.
我們一起來 Let's do that okay.
所有人都來 爸 搬個椅子 Let's gather everybody. Dad, pull up a chair.
媽媽 快來 Mother, join us.
好的 O...kay.
好的 Okay.
我們不玩真心話大冒險的 We don't do trust circles.
我知道 但這很必要 遷就我一次吧 I know mother, but I think that this is neccesary. Humour me.
好吧 Okay.
我終於明白了 I finally understand
我不是這次事件的罪魁禍首 對吧 ...that I am not to blame for this dynamic, okay?
你們才是 而且你們要為之負責 You are. And you need to own that.
我只要為自己很不明智地嫁給了一個 I need to own the fact that I
和我父親一樣的人承擔責任 unwittingly married the one man who is exactly like my father.
一個騙子 A liar.
所以說 So...
如果你們之中任何一個想要見到小孩 If any of you want to ever see this kid.
就得按我說的做 This is what's going to happen
明白嗎 Okay.
不能再說謊 There will be no more lying.
不能再去偷車 No more.. stealing cars or...
也不准在傢俱裡藏武器 hiding weapons in the furniture
還有 我再也不想看到你們兩個 And I never want to see you two try to
嘗試殺了對方 事實上 kill each other again okay? In fact...
不准再有殺戮了 There will be no more killing
我連你們打死他媽的蒼蠅都不想看到 I don't want to see you swat a fucking fly!
懂嗎 Okay.
沒問題吧 All right.
-全都聽到了吧 -嗯 - Are we all together on this? - Yeah.
同意嗎 Yeah...
說的好 親愛的 Great job baby.
還有其他的事情嗎 Is there anything else
我需要或者應該知道的 ...that I need to or should know?
有人說嗎 Anyone.
斯賓塞 Spencer.
英語並不是我的母語 English is not my first language.
還有 我們在一起第三周的時候 Oh. Oh. And also... the third week that we were together,
你在睡夢裏說了我愛你 ...you said I love you in your sleep.
我沒有告訴你是因為 And I didn't tell you because
我想第一個說出那句話 I wanted to be the one who said it first.
所以 So...
謝謝你 親愛的 Thank you, honey
媽媽 Mom?
親愛的 你還記得 Dear, you remember that time that, I took
我帶你和你的小夥伴去划船嗎 ...you and your little friend for a boat ride?
不記得 No.
不記得嗎 No?
那好. 沒事了 Well forget it then. We're good.
好吧 Okay.
好吧 好吧 Okay fine.
除了在你們身邊安插了殺手 In addition to planting killers in your life
和秘密為國家機構工作之外 ...and secrectly working for a government agency,
我還要承認 I would like to admit...
珍 Jen!
我們需要談談那該死的柵欄分界線的事 We need to talk about that darn property line.
珍 Hi Jen...
甜心 我不認為她是個殺手 Sweetie? I don't think she was a killer.
那我知道 Oh, I know.
紅穿藍 新嶄嶄 Red wire crosses blue good as new
藍穿紅 死神來 我知道 是我的口訣 Blue crosses red, good as dead. I know. It's my saying
那是我的口訣 你抄襲我的 That's not your saying, that's my saying. You copied me.
我才沒有 我沒有哪天是抄襲你的 I did not copy... I have not copied you a day in my life.
真的嗎 Really?
我覺得我的鬍子長得不錯 你說呢 I think it's coming in nice, don't you?
並沒有 No.
他喜歡就行了 Well he likes it.
你說對吧 哥們 Don't you buddy?
你喜歡爸爸的鬍子 對吧 You like daddy's mustache don't you?
難道不喜歡嗎 Don't you like that mustache?
我的小寶貝怎麼樣了 How's my little big guy doing?
非常好 倒是你爸說我在抄襲他 Great. Except for your dad thinks I'm copying him which
我沒有 你能告訴他我沒有抄襲他嗎 I'm not. Will you please tell him I'm not copying him.
抱歉了甜心 女兒都會嫁給她爸爸 Sorry sweetie every girl marrys her father.
那不噁心嗎 Oh that's not gross.
我就是 I certainly did.
我爸爸可帥了 Oh my father was one handsome man.
良好的體格 波濤洶涌的肌肉 Well built...rippling muscles.
鬍子比你還要茂盛 His mustache was a lot larger than yours though.
像沃爾坎的森林一樣 Thick! Like a Vulcan forest
但你是來看小孩的 不是來嚇我的 But you're here to babysit, not creep
所以要是你不介意就... ...me out so if you wouldn't mind...
你外婆很嚇人吧 Yeah grandma's a little scary.
現在是不是太早了點 我們應該再待會兒 Maybe it's too soon. Maybe we should just stay.
不早了咱們該走了 約會夜呢 No no. It's not too soon, we're not staying. It's date night.
我們要出去瘋瘋 今晚會很棒的 We're going to go out. It's going to be great.
我穿著緊身牛仔褲哦 I'm wearing my skinny jeans.
放心吧 斯賓塞 你可以信任我們 Don't worry Spencer, you can trust us
要是連他們都不相信我們還能相信誰 If we can't trust them, who can we trust right?
說得對 Right!
再見了 哥們 Bye buddy!