Sub by Adri_CSI
My daughter-in-law is not a
Target.
You got that?
>>
>> max:
That's nine down.
Who knows how many more to go.
I've got to find some way to
Stop this insanity...
Before it's too late.
>> rath:
Let me tell you something,
Rojo -- nobody robs a train when
Rath is on the job!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
>> kevin:
>> rath: Ow!
>> gwen: No thanks necessary.
>> rath: That works out nice for
Both of us.
>> kevin: This is the part where
You give up.
>> rojo: Next time, losers!
>> rath: Ain't gonna be no
Next time, rojo!
>> gwen: Nice shot!
>> rath: I was kind of aiming at
Her head.
>> gwen: Ben!
>> ben: All's well that ends
Well.
Anyway, this is our stop.
My adoring public awaits.
>> gwen: Just have to have
Your minute in the spotlight,
Don't you?
>> ben: Jealous?
>> is it true you're dating
Jennifer nocturne?
>> what is that?
>> ben: Oh, not now.
What was so important it
Couldn't wait until after my
Interview?
>> max: Your newfound fame is
The problem.
>> gwen: How?
>> max: Ever since the world
Found out about your powers, a
Lot of your old enemies have
Come crawling out of the
Woodwork, hoping to get revenge
By hurting those close to you.
>> ben: Like who?
I haven't seen anyone.
>> max: And I was hoping to keep
It that way.
So far, I've been able to deal
With them without your folks
Knowing what's going on.
But now, well, I can't do this
Alone anymore.
>> gwen: You should never have
Been alone, grandpa.
You should have let us help.
>> ben: All you had to do was
Tell us.
>> max: You kids have enough
To worry about.
>> gwen: This isn't right.
There's supposed to be rules.
Family is off-limits.
>> kevin: If that's how they
Want to play it, fine.
One of those creeps comes after
Our families, we put them down.
Permanently.
>> gwen: Meaning what?
>> kevin: Yoknow exactly what
I mean.
>> max: At first, I thought the
Attacks were random, but I was
Wrong.
They're organized.
>> ben: Organized? By who?
Gonna be here.
>> charmcaster: Well, he's not.
And I don't know about you,
Vulkanus, but I don't wait
Around for anybody.
Zombozo.
>> zombozo: My apologies,
Charmcaster.
I'm usually quite punctual, but
I got a bit caught up in my
Work.
Good help is so hard to find.
Particularly if you carefully
Bury the remains.
>> vulkanus: Yeah, yeah, we get
It.
You're creepy and dangerous.
That hasn't gotten your people
Any closer to tennyson's family.
>> zombozo: True, and that's why
I've asked you here.
I'm taking matters into my own
Hands.
I need the best at my back, and
That's you two.
>> vulkanus: So, what do we do
Now?
Every time anybody attacks
Tennyson's home, they're beaten.
>> charmcaster: Then the answer
Is simple.
We don't attack them at home.
We wait until they're not
Expecting us.
>> zombozo: That's it exactly,
Charmcaster.
Now we're finally thinking like
A team.
>> ben: Everything okay?
>> my body and spirit are in
Total balance, son.
Well, my spirit is in total
Balance.
Why do you keep asking me if I'm
Okay?
Is everything okay with you?
>> ben: Me? Uh, sure.
It's just...
I, uh -- I hear there's this
Nasty, uh, uh, flu going around
And...
Hey, where's dad going?
>> uh, carl is going to pick up
A new grow lamp.
Why?
>> ben: Does he really need to
Go?
>> unless you want the plants to
Die.
>>
What next?
See?
What did I tell you?
Pretty easy to take down now.
So, who wants first crack at
Him?
>> ben: Only way to get to him,
Ugly, is by going through us.
>> zombozo: Nice entrance.
Your exit's going to be even
Better.
>> kevin: That's not seltzer.
>> charmcaster: I've waited a
Long time for a rematch, gwen.
>> gwen: Careful what you wish
For.
>> charmcaster: Vitalis eruptum!
>> gwen:
>> vulkanus: You're out of
Your league.
>> ben: Tell it to...
>> swampfire:...Swampfire!
>> vulkanus:
>> gwen:
>> zombozo: Hey...
That's not funny.
Mine's bigger than yours.
>> kevin: Hey, clown, laugh this
One off!
>> zombozo: That's it, gang.
We're leaving.
>> charmcaster: Not before I put
Her down.
>> zombozo: You'll get your
Chance -- I promise.
>> gwen: Got to give him credit.
He really improved his bag of
Tricks.
>> ben: We've fought him before?
Really?
>> gwen: Yes, you used to be
Afraid of clowns.
Don't you remember?
>> ben: Huh.
Doesn't ring a bell.
We fight a lot of people.
>> kevin: Scared of clowns?
Priceless.
>> ben: Right now I'm scared
That dad...
>> gwen: Never even knew he was
In danger.
>> ben: And I'm going to keep it
That way.
>> vulkanus: So much for
Teamwork.
>> charmcaster: I could have
Finally finished gwen off, if
You'd just let me.
I'm better off on my own.
>> zombozo: No, no, no.
You're looking at this
Completely the wrong way.
>> vulkanus: Yeah?
Well, how should we look at it?
>> zombozo: We learned a great
Deal from that battle.
I finally know exactly how to
Put an end to tennyson and
Company.
>> charmcaster: We're listening,
Clown.
>> zombozo: Have either of you
Ever heard the term "divide and
Conquer"?
>> not that I don't enjoy your
Company, gwen, but you really
Didn't have to come along with
Me.
>> gwen: We don't spend nearly
Enough time together,
Aunt sandra.
I wouldn't have missed this for
The world.
>> you have a warm spirit, gwen.
Here. Let me have those.
>> charmcaster: I'll happily let
You have it.
Not what you meant, right?
>> gwen: Stay behind me,
Aunt sandra.
I'll keep you safe.
>> I'm the adult here.
I should --
...Stay behind my super-powered
Niece.
Carry on!
>> charmcaster: She's just one
Girl!
Can't you useless piles do
Anything right?
>> gwen: We've done this dance
Before, remember?
It never ends well for you.
>> charmcaster: Third time's the
Charm.
>> gwen: Your old power-draining
Trick won't work this time.
I'm way better at magic than I
Used to -- huh?
>> zombozo: You really ought to
Watch where you're going, missy.
>> gwen:
>> zombozo: If they ain't
Careful, a person can get hurt.
>> gwen:
>> zombozo: Come on.
We got what we came for.
>> charmcaster: I haven't.
Not yet.
>> zombozo: Got a one-track
Mind, don't you?
But that ain't what we're here
For.
>> vulkanus: Got her, boss.
>> zombozo: Then we are out of
Here!
>> gwen, help.
>> gwen: aunt...
Sandra.
You lost her?!
You were supposed to protect
Her.
>> gwen: I tried, ben. I'm...
I'm sorry.
>> ben: "sorry" doesn't get my
Mother back.
>> kevin: Cut her some slack.
She feels bad enough.
>> ben: It's not your mother
They kidnapped.
>> kevin: If it was, I wouldn't
Stand here blaming people -- I'd
Go get her back!
>> ben: I-I'm sorry, gwen.
>> gwen: We'll find her.
>> kevin: How?
Tracking device, gwen's spells?
>> ben: She was taken by
Zombozo.
So I know exactly where to look.
Be careful.
They've got to be expecting us.
>> kevin: If this is the right
Place.
Just because he's a clown
Doesn't mean --
Okay.
>> gwen: They know we're here.
>> ben: This is a maze.
We should split up.
We can cover more ground that
Y.
>> gwen: Really?
Split up so they can take us out
One at a time?
Great plan.
>> ben: Whoever finds them first
Calls the rest of us.
No heroics.
>> kevin: Never crossed my mind.
>> gwen: Kevin, we're here to
Rescue my aunt, not take the law
Into our own hands.
Got it?
>> kevin: Unfortunately, yeah.
We'll do this your way.
>> ben: Mom?!
How is this supposed to be fun?
>> kevin: Used to love carnival
Rides.
Now they just make me sick.
>> charmcaster: You have
Precisely the same effect on me.
>> kevin: Where's ben's ma?
>> charmcaster: Where's gwen?
>> kevin: Probably busy kicking
One of your buddies' butts.
Kind of like what I'm gonna do
To you.
>> charmcaster: Talk is cheap.
>> zombozo: Ladies and gentlemen
And victims of all ages, welcome
To the final act.
I promise it'll be a killer.
>> ben: Shouldn't try to sneak
Up on someone in a hall of
Mirrors.
>> big chill: Big chill!
Where's my mother, vulkanus?
>> vulkanus: Where you'll never
Find her.
Assuming you even live long
Enough to try.
>> kevin: Not a very good shot.
>> charmcaster: Don't have to
Be.
I cheat.
>> gwen: Where's ben's mom?
>> zombozo: oh.
Like I'd just tell you.
>> gwen: You never were much of
A threat, clown.
>> zombozo: That was then,
Girlie.
This is now.
>> gwen: You'd hit a girl?
>> zombozo: Have we met?
>> gwen:
>>
>> kevin:
Get...Off...Me!
>> charmcaster: Can't you clods
Do anything right?
>> kevin: What's the problem?
Can't you handle me yourself?
Come on. Try harder.
>> charmcaster:
>> kevin: And gwen says I never
Take her anywhere fun.
>> gwen:
>> zombozo: Oh, gwenny, gwenny,
Gwenny, gwenny, you're wasting
Your strength.
My streamers are like steel.
So many ways to finish you.
What to do? Ooh, what to do?
>> ultimate big chill:
Ultimate big chill!
You're tough with an army behind
You, vulkanus.
But now it's just you, me, and
Fire so cold it burns.
>> vulkanus: Whoa!
This wasn't my idea.
If you want the lady back, I'll
Tell you where she is.
Please don't hurt --
>> ultimate big chill: For once,
Just stop talking!
>> vulkanus: Okay.
>> kevin: Nice work.
I took care of charmcaster.
>> ben: That means gwen's
With...
>> kevin: Come on!
>> zombozo: Scared?
>> gwen: Do your worst.
>> zombozo: Not that I need your
Permission, but that's exactly
What I had in mind.
See, this isn't just about
Beating your cousin.
It's about making him suffer.
>>
>> gwen: Aunt sandra!
>> gwen? Is that you?
Please help.
I don't know how long I can keep
My balance.
>> zombozo: About two minutes.
After that, the rope will burn
Through.
>> gwen:
>> zombozo: How did you...?
>> gwen: You have no idea who
You're dealing with.
>> zombozo: We've seen what your
Cousin can do.
>> gwen: I'm not talking about
Him.
I want you to listen to me, then
Pass the word to every lowlife
You know.
If you want to come after ben or
Kevin or me, fine.
That's the life we chose.
>> zombozo:
>> gwen: I'm talking to you.
Look at !
Look at me!
As of right now, the tennyson
Family is off-limits!
>> zombozo:
>> gwen: If any of you ever
Attacks one of our loved ones
Or hurts one of our loved ones
Or even bumps into someone we
Love in the street, this is
What awaits you!
>> zombozo:
>> gwen: You sure you don't want
Any?
>> thank you, but processed
Sugar is poison.
>> gwen: Hey, guys.
>> ben: Gwen? Mom?
Are you all right?
>> I'm fine, dear.
Just a little concerned about
Gwen's diet.
>> kevin: Where's zombozo?
>> gwen: You don't have to worry
About him ane.
We...Came to an understanding.
>> aaaaaah!