1 00:00:03,935 --> 00:00:06,021 Previously on Studio 60... 2 00:00:06,110 --> 00:00:08,551 On Monday I'm going to start to build a city in China 3 00:00:08,758 --> 00:00:10,385 There’s an American consortium 4 00:00:10,651 --> 00:00:14,764 TMG, Steve Wynn, MGM Grand…. 5 00:00:15,208 --> 00:00:21,053 We're investing 20 billion dollars in Macau to turn it into the Las Vegas of Asia. 6 00:00:21,378 --> 00:00:22,976 We're this close... 7 00:00:24,411 --> 00:00:29,071 I just drove us 99 yards down the field. Take it the last yard. 8 00:00:29,574 --> 00:00:31,467 Put it in the damn house! 9 00:00:32,391 --> 00:00:35,175 THE CHRISTMAS SHOW 10 00:00:42,832 --> 00:00:44,176 It’s strange that you’re here. 11 00:00:44,605 --> 00:00:45,199 I don’t think so. 12 00:00:45,497 --> 00:00:46,068 Really? 13 00:00:47,269 --> 00:00:48,077 There are lots of men here. 14 00:00:48,494 --> 00:00:49,552 They’re the fathers. 15 00:00:50,147 --> 00:00:51,443 You think all of them? 16 00:00:52,299 --> 00:00:53,346 Excuse me. 17 00:00:53,811 --> 00:00:56,808 Are there any men here who are neither the husband nor the father? 18 00:00:58,140 --> 00:00:59,091 Get your hand down. 19 00:01:01,953 --> 00:01:07,055 “At 12 weeks a healthy baby would be about 2 inches long and weigh less than an ounce. 20 00:01:08,470 --> 00:01:11,039 - If you’re under 35 -“ - I’m under 35. 21 00:01:11,943 --> 00:01:14,155 - This is no time for vanity. - I’m under 35. 22 00:01:14,262 --> 00:01:15,796 All right, so you’re under 35. 23 00:01:16,071 --> 00:01:19,913 Then you’re not considered a high-risk mother and as a result no… what’s that word? 24 00:01:20,020 --> 00:01:21,221 Amniocentesis. 25 00:01:21,518 --> 00:01:25,110 Good. No amniocentesis is required. If you were under 35, 26 00:01:25,361 --> 00:01:26,645 then what we’ve gotta do is 27 00:01:26,646 --> 00:01:30,784 stick a needle about half a foot into your stomach and get some fluid out of your prenatal girth. 28 00:01:30,785 --> 00:01:31,497 Why are you here? 29 00:01:31,545 --> 00:01:33,008 - Morale. - I really don’t need help. 30 00:01:33,411 --> 00:01:37,740 Not now, but you will soon, because this says you’re going to have to make a journey of 1200 miles 31 00:01:37,741 --> 00:01:39,357 to bury your eggs in the warm mud. 32 00:01:39,358 --> 00:01:40,903 - Danny. - Wait, that can’t be you. 33 00:01:41,201 --> 00:01:41,688 No. 34 00:01:41,689 --> 00:01:43,829 That’s an Alaskan king crab that has to do that. 35 00:01:43,830 --> 00:01:44,285 Yeah. 36 00:01:44,523 --> 00:01:45,938 Why won’t you tell me who the father is? 37 00:01:46,045 --> 00:01:47,687 - You don’t know him. - I don’t want to know him. 38 00:01:47,996 --> 00:01:48,590 How do you know? 39 00:01:48,591 --> 00:01:50,517 Because if it was someone I wanted to know, he’d be here. 40 00:01:53,634 --> 00:01:54,847 What makes you think I told him? 41 00:01:54,978 --> 00:01:56,000 ‘Cause I do know you. 42 00:01:57,915 --> 00:01:58,498 Jordan? 43 00:02:00,163 --> 00:02:01,221 Thank you. 44 00:02:03,385 --> 00:02:04,503 Yes, I told him. 45 00:02:07,738 --> 00:02:09,641 “Well, it’s entirely up to you, kitten –“ 46 00:02:09,642 --> 00:02:10,331 Yeah. 47 00:02:10,640 --> 00:02:13,173 “—but I’ll pay for everything; no worries in that department.” 48 00:02:16,392 --> 00:02:18,223 You can step behind the partition and put on this gown. 49 00:02:18,378 --> 00:02:19,758 - Thank you. - Thanks a lot. 50 00:02:23,064 --> 00:02:24,301 So, who was it? 51 00:02:26,174 --> 00:02:27,470 My ex-boyfriend. 52 00:02:28,505 --> 00:02:29,052 Whoa. 53 00:02:29,564 --> 00:02:30,230 Yes. 54 00:02:30,433 --> 00:02:30,969 Wait. 55 00:02:31,278 --> 00:02:32,003 Ironic. 56 00:02:32,217 --> 00:02:35,393 The guy from Great Western Mutual who ratted me out on the drug test? 57 00:02:35,394 --> 00:02:36,142 Yep. 58 00:02:38,284 --> 00:02:41,317 Was sleeping with him to get that information really worth it? 59 00:02:41,685 --> 00:02:43,826 I didn’t sleep with him to get the information; 60 00:02:43,827 --> 00:02:46,193 He gave me the information so he could sleep with me. 61 00:02:46,194 --> 00:02:48,369 Still, integrity all over the place. 62 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:50,332 This is the time for a lecture? 63 00:02:50,333 --> 00:02:52,080 No, that was about twelve weeks ago. 64 00:02:52,081 --> 00:02:55,600 By the way, did you and the Last Honest Man get loaded on Jagermeister 65 00:02:55,601 --> 00:02:58,086 and forget that there’s like 500 different types of birth control? 66 00:02:59,651 --> 00:03:00,567 Jordan. 67 00:03:00,865 --> 00:03:01,471 How are you? 68 00:03:01,614 --> 00:03:03,172 - Daniel Tripp. - Ah, the husband. 69 00:03:03,173 --> 00:03:04,123 We’re not married. 70 00:03:04,444 --> 00:03:05,669 The boyfriend, then. 71 00:03:05,670 --> 00:03:07,037 No, I’m the executive producer. 72 00:03:07,465 --> 00:03:09,475 - Oh, hey, you’re Danny Tripp. - Yes, sir. 73 00:03:09,697 --> 00:03:11,195 - The show’s great. - Thanks a lot. 74 00:03:11,397 --> 00:03:12,111 I just... 75 00:03:12,884 --> 00:03:15,524 ...love Nicholas Cage in all the different jobs you’ve got him in… 76 00:03:15,750 --> 00:03:18,830 ah, what is it… couples’ counselor, shop teacher… 77 00:03:18,831 --> 00:03:19,758 Thanks, I’ll pass that along. 78 00:03:19,759 --> 00:03:21,686 Uh, fellas? I’m a little exposed here. 79 00:03:22,269 --> 00:03:23,161 Let’s get started. 80 00:03:24,410 --> 00:03:26,420 You’re not planning on staying and watching, are you? 81 00:03:26,717 --> 00:03:29,119 No, this stuff makes me a little queasy. 82 00:03:29,226 --> 00:03:32,318 I’m just going to step over here, but I’m right here for you. 83 00:03:32,936 --> 00:03:34,530 I don’t know how I got so lucky. 84 00:03:35,934 --> 00:03:38,693 There is a small chance 85 00:03:38,812 --> 00:03:42,380 we can determine the sex on ultrasound. 86 00:03:43,094 --> 00:03:44,485 - Are you interested? - No. 87 00:03:44,866 --> 00:03:45,520 Yes! 88 00:03:45,627 --> 00:03:46,317 No! 89 00:03:46,686 --> 00:03:47,268 Yes! 90 00:03:47,435 --> 00:03:48,041 NO! 91 00:03:48,136 --> 00:03:49,195 She’ll take yes. 92 00:03:49,643 --> 00:03:55,162 And by the way, Doc, if you don’t detect any maleness on the first pass, don’t necessarily assume it’s a girl. 93 00:03:55,399 --> 00:03:58,670 The biological father’s only a fraction of a man to begin with. 94 00:03:58,730 --> 00:04:00,324 - Is that right? - Stop it. 95 00:04:00,419 --> 00:04:03,083 He’s an executive at my studio’s insurance company. 96 00:04:03,084 --> 00:04:05,593 He gave Jordan privileged information in order to sleep with her. 97 00:04:05,594 --> 00:04:08,292 He’s a real stand-up guy, though, he offered to pay for everything. 98 00:04:08,471 --> 00:04:09,410 Oh, jackass. 99 00:04:09,577 --> 00:04:10,350 Thank you, sir. 100 00:04:12,943 --> 00:04:13,847 Have you told anyone? 101 00:04:14,358 --> 00:04:16,071 Just my assistant Kevin, that’s it. 102 00:04:16,439 --> 00:04:17,605 And Mr. Tripp. 103 00:04:17,736 --> 00:04:18,842 I had to tell him. 104 00:04:18,937 --> 00:04:19,769 She wanted to. 105 00:04:19,836 --> 00:04:23,415 I was semi-conscious. I had to make sure he wasn’t going to force a B-12 injection on me. 106 00:04:23,475 --> 00:04:26,139 You just described the beginning of every great love story. 107 00:04:26,258 --> 00:04:27,138 No one else knows? 108 00:04:27,233 --> 00:04:30,527 You don’t tell people until after the 12th week, and this is the 12th week. 109 00:04:30,655 --> 00:04:32,141 Well, guess what? 110 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:33,022 What? 111 00:04:33,699 --> 00:04:34,877 Start telling people. 112 00:04:35,341 --> 00:04:36,435 We’re having a baby? 113 00:04:37,196 --> 00:04:38,611 I’m having a baby. 114 00:04:38,890 --> 00:04:40,707 Relax, you’ll be involved. 115 00:04:42,423 --> 00:04:52,256 Synch : Nuwanda Transcript : jackoweskla 116 00:05:02,116 --> 00:05:03,615 Good morning. 117 00:05:06,136 --> 00:05:07,492 Everybody have a good weekend? 118 00:05:07,682 --> 00:05:08,360 Yeah. 119 00:05:08,503 --> 00:05:09,050 Matt? 120 00:05:09,192 --> 00:05:10,263 - Yeah? - What’s that? 121 00:05:10,363 --> 00:05:11,481 It’s a Christmas tree. 122 00:05:11,790 --> 00:05:12,837 - Really. - Yeah. 123 00:05:12,956 --> 00:05:14,038 What are you, Linus? 124 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:15,513 Yes. 125 00:05:15,624 --> 00:05:16,302 Yes, I am. 126 00:05:16,873 --> 00:05:18,621 I carry with me the true meaning of Christmas. 127 00:05:18,622 --> 00:05:20,143 You carry with you a dead Christmas tree. 128 00:05:20,274 --> 00:05:21,273 Okay, Ebenezer. 129 00:05:21,368 --> 00:05:24,603 First of all, all Christmas trees are dead; they’ve been chopped down. Second of all, 130 00:05:24,819 --> 00:05:28,506 I forgive you for slagging my tree, for I carry with me the true meaning of Christmas. 131 00:05:28,684 --> 00:05:29,398 Andy 132 00:05:29,755 --> 00:05:30,611 what have we got? 133 00:05:30,682 --> 00:05:32,538 We have a Year in Review theme. 134 00:05:32,539 --> 00:05:33,013 Okay. 135 00:05:33,251 --> 00:05:33,727 Lucy. 136 00:05:34,133 --> 00:05:38,164 Uh, something where the Yugoslavians honor all the famous people who died in 2006 137 00:05:38,165 --> 00:05:40,602 and it’s just a series of glamour shots of Milosevic. 138 00:05:40,603 --> 00:05:41,185 Maybe. 139 00:05:41,566 --> 00:05:42,957 - Killer spinach on trial. - Okay. 140 00:05:43,045 --> 00:05:44,984 A day without a Mexican, “Brokeback Mountain”… 141 00:05:45,055 --> 00:05:46,494 Kim Jong Il… 142 00:05:46,495 --> 00:05:47,779 Okay. But what about 143 00:05:48,100 --> 00:05:48,849 Christmas? 144 00:05:49,099 --> 00:05:49,800 What about it? 145 00:05:50,252 --> 00:05:51,323 It’s our Christmas show. 146 00:05:51,418 --> 00:05:53,000 Yeah, I thought we’d ignore that. 147 00:05:53,242 --> 00:05:54,788 - Why? - ‘Cause Wes always ignored it. 148 00:05:54,990 --> 00:05:56,441 I know he did, but you know why? 149 00:05:56,442 --> 00:05:58,867 ‘Cause it’s L.A. and it’s 85 degrees outside. 150 00:05:58,868 --> 00:06:00,104 We’re doing a Christmas show. 151 00:06:00,105 --> 00:06:01,841 L.A. just doesn’t feel like Christmas. 152 00:06:01,842 --> 00:06:03,256 We’re going to make it feel like Christmas. 153 00:06:03,257 --> 00:06:06,623 We can put your tree on the stage and it’ll be just like Dickensian London. 154 00:06:06,624 --> 00:06:10,298 Hey, that happens to be a noble fir. Those things grow to be over 200 feet tall! 155 00:06:10,299 --> 00:06:11,939 Yeah, I don’t think that one’s gonna make it. 156 00:06:12,011 --> 00:06:14,949 How is it that I’m Jewish and I’m the only one with Christmas spirit? 157 00:06:15,353 --> 00:06:18,136 Come to think of it, how is it that I’m the only Jew in a comedy writers’ room? 158 00:06:18,196 --> 00:06:21,443 All good questions, but take some advice from your Protestant brothers: 159 00:06:21,565 --> 00:06:24,158 let’s do the Year in Review and screw Christmas. 160 00:06:24,181 --> 00:06:25,751 Screw Christmas? 161 00:06:25,752 --> 00:06:27,571 - Uh oh. - Not on my watch! 162 00:06:27,737 --> 00:06:29,795 Look, I hate Los Angeles like everybody else, 163 00:06:29,796 --> 00:06:33,065 but I have to work here because in any other part of the country I’m unemployable. 164 00:06:33,066 --> 00:06:38,526 So, we are going to deck the halls with boughs of holly. I want to hear sketch ideas with Santa 165 00:06:38,527 --> 00:06:41,071 and Rudolph and chestnuts and burning logs. 166 00:06:41,072 --> 00:06:42,391 - Hey, we could set the tree on – - Shut up! 167 00:06:46,556 --> 00:06:47,079 Hey. 168 00:06:47,175 --> 00:06:47,722 How are ya? 169 00:06:47,793 --> 00:06:49,827 Good. You know anybody who got hit in the earthquake? 170 00:06:50,005 --> 00:06:50,730 There was an earthquake? 171 00:06:50,731 --> 00:06:53,335 4.1, about 10 miles northwest of Fontana. 172 00:06:53,336 --> 00:06:57,178 About a dozen injuries and some houses came down, but the real damage was to the freeway. 173 00:06:57,179 --> 00:06:58,249 - The 10? - Yeah 174 00:06:58,284 --> 00:06:59,117 What happened to it? 175 00:06:59,118 --> 00:07:02,078 Well, it split in half, basically. There was like a 15 foot chasm. 176 00:07:02,079 --> 00:07:04,172 It’s a miracle no car fell head-first into the thing. 177 00:07:04,173 --> 00:07:05,457 A Christmas miracle. 178 00:07:05,458 --> 00:07:06,289 Thats right! 179 00:07:06,348 --> 00:07:07,680 You know, Wes never did a Christmas show. 180 00:07:07,883 --> 00:07:10,023 I know, he always thought it was cheesy from L.A. 181 00:07:10,024 --> 00:07:12,010 - It doesn’t have to be. - It doesn’t have to be! 182 00:07:12,368 --> 00:07:14,925 This is a TV studio; we can do any kind of magic we want. 183 00:07:14,926 --> 00:07:15,948 We could do the magic of Christmas. 184 00:07:15,949 --> 00:07:17,327 We absolutely can. 185 00:07:17,767 --> 00:07:20,074 I don’t have anything written yet, but we’re gonna need a lot of snow. 186 00:07:20,075 --> 00:07:21,145 That could be a problem. 187 00:07:21,342 --> 00:07:23,721 - Why? - ‘Cause our set-dressing warehouses are in Fontana. 188 00:07:23,722 --> 00:07:25,148 - And? - They collapsed. 189 00:07:25,291 --> 00:07:25,873 Really. 190 00:07:25,874 --> 00:07:27,848 Well, not all the way. But enough. 191 00:07:28,787 --> 00:07:30,381 Thanks for showing up to work. 192 00:07:30,797 --> 00:07:31,511 What are you doing? 193 00:07:31,971 --> 00:07:34,492 Trying to find out if anyone who works here is injured or dead. 194 00:07:34,611 --> 00:07:35,527 Everyone’s fine. 195 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:36,871 A couple warehouses came down. 196 00:07:36,872 --> 00:07:39,630 Those things are made out of Jiffy-Pop. They’ll be back up again at the end of the week. 197 00:07:39,631 --> 00:07:41,259 But in the mean time, we need snow. 198 00:07:41,260 --> 00:07:42,057 What’s he talking about? 199 00:07:42,058 --> 00:07:45,221 The three of us are going to bring some holiday romance to this city. 200 00:07:45,222 --> 00:07:48,634 I’m the miracle on the Sunset Strip, and you’re, you know, two other guys. 201 00:07:48,765 --> 00:07:49,478 Thank you. 202 00:07:49,919 --> 00:07:50,442 Excellent 203 00:07:50,443 --> 00:07:51,370 - Seriously. - I’m with you. 204 00:07:51,371 --> 00:07:52,976 Our snow is one of those warehouses. 205 00:07:52,977 --> 00:07:53,868 Can we make our own? 206 00:07:53,869 --> 00:07:54,950 - Sure! - How? 207 00:07:56,532 --> 00:07:57,150 Bubbles? 208 00:07:57,860 --> 00:08:00,762 Sure, if this were a Don Ho Christmas. Do we really need snow? 209 00:08:00,763 --> 00:08:03,700 Yeah, we need snow! We need snowbanks, snowmen, snowballs – 210 00:08:03,701 --> 00:08:04,485 Snowballs! 211 00:08:05,055 --> 00:08:05,579 What about them? 212 00:08:05,580 --> 00:08:07,077 The, uh, the things! 213 00:08:07,078 --> 00:08:11,229 The, uh, pink marshmallows with the, uh, coconut on top...Shaved coconut! 214 00:08:11,230 --> 00:08:12,811 Beautiful. And they’re indigenous to L.A. 215 00:08:12,812 --> 00:08:13,393 No, they’re not. 216 00:08:13,394 --> 00:08:14,476 They grow on palm trees! 217 00:08:14,477 --> 00:08:15,415 Not ours. 218 00:08:15,522 --> 00:08:16,842 - What do ours do? - Nothing. 219 00:08:17,383 --> 00:08:18,394 This city needs me. 220 00:08:18,643 --> 00:08:20,630 Yeah, we all do. Listen, close the door, would you? 221 00:08:23,353 --> 00:08:26,326 The reason I was late this morning is I was at the doctor’s. 222 00:08:26,754 --> 00:08:28,669 - What’s wrong? - Nothing, I'm fine. 223 00:08:28,978 --> 00:08:31,071 I’m fine. It was an OB/GYN. 224 00:08:32,130 --> 00:08:33,236 Jordan’s pregnant. 225 00:08:33,973 --> 00:08:35,031 - You’re kidding. - You’re kidding. 226 00:08:35,186 --> 00:08:36,530 - No. - Who’s the father? 227 00:08:37,589 --> 00:08:39,658 The guy from the insurance company who outed me. 228 00:08:39,789 --> 00:08:40,467 Wow. 229 00:08:41,478 --> 00:08:44,487 Yeah. He wants to pay for it, but that’s it, so 230 00:08:44,843 --> 00:08:48,197 I’m going to have him shove his wallet up his ass. 231 00:08:48,239 --> 00:08:49,024 - Danny? - Yeah. 232 00:08:49,190 --> 00:08:50,415 Why were you at the doctor? 233 00:08:51,058 --> 00:08:53,091 - Hm? - Why were you at the doctor? 234 00:08:56,267 --> 00:08:57,420 I wanted to be. 235 00:09:04,404 --> 00:09:05,522 How’s his mood? 236 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:07,365 SON OF A HOLY BITCH! 237 00:09:08,152 --> 00:09:08,901 Never mind. 238 00:09:08,902 --> 00:09:12,374 SON OF A HOLY, GOD-FORSAKEN BITCH! 239 00:09:13,599 --> 00:09:14,538 I’m gonna get a gun. 240 00:09:14,919 --> 00:09:16,358 I swear to God I am! 241 00:09:16,359 --> 00:09:18,641 - Take your medicine. - There is no medicine! 242 00:09:18,853 --> 00:09:20,363 There is no law! 243 00:09:20,506 --> 00:09:21,648 What happened? 244 00:09:22,837 --> 00:09:24,276 We did the news. 245 00:09:24,692 --> 00:09:27,975 Which, by the way, we’re required by the federal government to do, that’s been the deal. 246 00:09:28,107 --> 00:09:33,114 We get free use of the airwaves to broadcast your entertainment shows, in exchange for which we provide the public 247 00:09:33,292 --> 00:09:35,028 with informational programming. 248 00:09:35,219 --> 00:09:38,418 We call that the “NBS Nightly News”. 249 00:09:38,657 --> 00:09:42,760 At the moment we’re fighting two wars, so the news division thinks we should cover that, and I agree with them! 250 00:09:42,974 --> 00:09:44,068 What happened, Jack? 251 00:09:45,591 --> 00:09:52,295 An embedded reporter did a live remote last night about school rebuilding in Charikar, Afghanistan. 252 00:09:52,477 --> 00:09:54,094 Our guy’s interviewing a private 253 00:09:54,499 --> 00:09:56,794 when an RPG screams over their head. 254 00:09:56,795 --> 00:09:57,627 What’s an RPG? 255 00:09:57,628 --> 00:09:59,292 A rocket propelled grenade. 256 00:09:59,293 --> 00:10:02,777 It explodes into the rocks, and the private shouts a word. 257 00:10:03,026 --> 00:10:03,787 What word? 258 00:10:04,215 --> 00:10:05,488 A word I don’t use with women. 259 00:10:05,749 --> 00:10:07,141 - He said “f—“ - Yes. 260 00:10:07,557 --> 00:10:08,770 Same word anyone would use. 261 00:10:08,771 --> 00:10:13,052 Same word Mr. Rogers would use if a rocket propelled grenade missed him by 50 feet. 262 00:10:13,053 --> 00:10:13,872 Don’t tell me. 263 00:10:13,873 --> 00:10:16,656 The FCC says it was indecent. 264 00:10:17,001 --> 00:10:22,483 They’re going to fine us $325,000 per affiliate that aired the news report! 265 00:10:22,484 --> 00:10:23,494 - That’s insane! - No kidding. 266 00:10:23,495 --> 00:10:25,205 It was a live news report! 267 00:10:25,206 --> 00:10:26,240 You have to understand 268 00:10:26,490 --> 00:10:29,570 that pro-family groups support our troops in this time of war 269 00:10:30,034 --> 00:10:33,864 just as long as we don’t have to see or hear what our troops fighting a war looks and sounds like. 270 00:10:36,498 --> 00:10:37,307 What do you need? 271 00:10:39,091 --> 00:10:40,447 Well, I wanted to tell you 272 00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:42,837 that I’m pregnant. 273 00:10:44,884 --> 00:10:47,417 I’m pregnant; I’m, I’m due in the middle of May. 274 00:10:47,834 --> 00:10:48,262 What? 275 00:10:48,809 --> 00:10:49,772 I’m pregnant? 276 00:10:52,356 --> 00:10:53,224 You’re having a baby? 277 00:10:53,462 --> 00:10:54,092 Yes. 278 00:10:55,757 --> 00:10:56,780 That’s fantastic. 279 00:10:56,935 --> 00:10:57,839 - Really? - Yeah. 280 00:10:57,840 --> 00:10:58,707 Who’s the father? 281 00:10:58,873 --> 00:11:01,180 An old boyfriend I got together with for a night. 282 00:11:01,771 --> 00:11:04,245 - It’s not very, you know… - I’m sorry I yelled. 283 00:11:05,042 --> 00:11:06,445 - Have a seat. - Fight ‘em, Jack! 284 00:11:06,862 --> 00:11:08,788 Take them to federal court; it’s a First Amendment issue! 285 00:11:08,789 --> 00:11:10,925 First Amendment doesn’t apply to broadcast television. 286 00:11:10,926 --> 00:11:13,491 They’ll look ridiculous in public and they’ll back down. 287 00:11:13,492 --> 00:11:14,900 - Says you. - They will. 288 00:11:16,099 --> 00:11:20,969 If they don’t, they’ll pull our transponder license, the one we use to beam our programs to the affiliates. 289 00:11:21,194 --> 00:11:23,161 Then they’ll take the licenses from the affiliates… 290 00:11:24,023 --> 00:11:25,334 they’ll end the network. 291 00:11:26,439 --> 00:11:28,369 It’s the news, Jack. Lawyer up. 292 00:11:31,244 --> 00:11:33,005 Congratulations on the baby. 293 00:11:41,473 --> 00:11:42,672 Merry Christmas! 294 00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:56,061 - Oh, God, I’m sorry! - What are you doing? 295 00:11:56,267 --> 00:11:58,234 I was going to throw my beach stuff in the laundry. 296 00:11:58,365 --> 00:12:00,426 - When were you at the beach? - Yesterday. 297 00:12:00,913 --> 00:12:02,411 Isn’t the sand on the floor now? 298 00:12:02,524 --> 00:12:04,285 That’s better than a broken washing machine. 299 00:12:04,446 --> 00:12:08,904 Wouldn’t shaking the sand out of the towel back at the beach be the best of all, and could we turn off 300 00:12:09,167 --> 00:12:10,403 “Hot Fun in the Summertime”? 301 00:12:10,404 --> 00:12:11,733 Sure, what would you like to listen to? 302 00:12:11,845 --> 00:12:14,112 Mr. Bing Crosby, Mr. Burl Ives… 303 00:12:14,113 --> 00:12:16,922 - Perry Como. - Mr. Perry Como, wait. Was that a.. 304 00:12:17,222 --> 00:12:17,990 dig at Christmas? 305 00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:19,077 At you. 306 00:12:19,303 --> 00:12:21,514 Okay. Am I still on for racquetball at lunch? 307 00:12:21,515 --> 00:12:23,649 No, you’re not. Zane’s out sick the whole week. 308 00:12:23,650 --> 00:12:25,242 - Oh, man. - You want me to find you someone else? 309 00:12:25,243 --> 00:12:28,424 It’s not the racquetball, it’s his trumpet. We’re not going to have his trumpet? 310 00:12:28,757 --> 00:12:29,851 - Hey! - What do you know? 311 00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:33,252 Go ahead and write in all the snow you want; we just bought a truckload of coconuts. 312 00:12:33,371 --> 00:12:34,192 Excellent. 313 00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:36,000 Hey, did you hear Zane’s out for the week? 314 00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:38,176 Yeah, but Willy says he’s got a good sub. 315 00:12:38,449 --> 00:12:39,805 - Hey, you wanted us? - Yeah. 316 00:12:39,806 --> 00:12:41,055 - I’ll see ya! - Yeah. 317 00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:43,577 Turn it off. 318 00:12:43,767 --> 00:12:44,481 What’d’you need? 319 00:12:45,051 --> 00:12:46,859 Any Christmas ideas you might have. 320 00:12:46,990 --> 00:12:49,107 There’s no such thing as the Star of Bethlehem. 321 00:12:49,243 --> 00:12:51,336 Jesus was born in North Africa. 322 00:12:51,681 --> 00:12:54,250 How come in paintings it always looks like he’s one of the Bee-Gees? 323 00:12:54,512 --> 00:12:57,057 All right, Christmas ideas that don’t shriek of meanness. 324 00:12:57,058 --> 00:12:59,090 Hey, your people stole Jesus from my people. 325 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:02,368 Perhaps, but this is about everyone raising a glass of wassail. 326 00:13:02,915 --> 00:13:03,450 Of what? 327 00:13:03,558 --> 00:13:05,413 Wassail. “Here we go a-wassailing…” 328 00:13:05,508 --> 00:13:06,507 It was a comet. 329 00:13:07,696 --> 00:13:08,779 - What? - The star. 330 00:13:08,910 --> 00:13:12,050 Of Bethlehem; they saw a comet and they went to the manger with a lamb 331 00:13:12,383 --> 00:13:13,156 a camel 332 00:13:13,358 --> 00:13:14,785 - and a kid with a fife. - A drum! 333 00:13:14,868 --> 00:13:17,616 A boy on a drum! A little drummer, there’s a whole song. 334 00:13:18,775 --> 00:13:20,892 It doesn’t matter; go downstairs and help these guys pitch me. 335 00:13:21,058 --> 00:13:23,235 This could be a good chance to let Lucy get to know me. 336 00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:24,614 He likes Lucy now. 337 00:13:24,615 --> 00:13:26,279 With the eyes and the face and everything. 338 00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:27,124 She’s got a great face. 339 00:13:27,254 --> 00:13:27,980 Hey, step back. 340 00:13:27,981 --> 00:13:28,824 What, I like her face! 341 00:13:28,825 --> 00:13:30,287 Aren’t you about a hundred years old? 342 00:13:30,288 --> 00:13:31,739 Aren’t you only marginally talented? 343 00:13:31,740 --> 00:13:33,535 All right, Santa’s helpers? Out the door. 344 00:13:33,761 --> 00:13:34,986 It’s a great face, but the mouth? 345 00:13:34,987 --> 00:13:36,045 I will beat you up. 346 00:13:36,046 --> 00:13:38,399 Hah hah, good one, Tommy. You’re as cute as a button. 347 00:13:38,615 --> 00:13:41,516 Mondays, it’s like the dementia grows by… 348 00:13:41,517 --> 00:13:44,180 I’m not even talking to anybody right now. Suzanne! 349 00:13:44,181 --> 00:13:44,644 Yeah 350 00:13:46,142 --> 00:13:50,435 I called K-Earth 101, I told them Matthew Albie wants to hear some Perry Como. 351 00:13:50,436 --> 00:13:52,600 - You didn’t. - Nah, Christmas joke. 352 00:13:53,909 --> 00:13:54,920 Can you get me Harriet? 353 00:13:55,075 --> 00:13:56,978 She’s out at lunch with Luke Scott. 354 00:13:56,979 --> 00:13:57,537 All right. 355 00:13:57,787 --> 00:13:58,512 Wait, what? 356 00:13:58,845 --> 00:14:01,687 What kind of jerk has their agent set up a lunch? 357 00:14:01,688 --> 00:14:03,886 Well, I don’t know, Harriet, what kind of jerks are there? 358 00:14:03,887 --> 00:14:04,849 I mean, what are my choices? 359 00:14:04,850 --> 00:14:05,967 I should have said no. 360 00:14:05,968 --> 00:14:07,632 - But you didn’t. - It’s Christmas. 361 00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:09,285 What are your plans? 362 00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,415 Well, we’re off until the second week in January 363 00:14:11,416 --> 00:14:16,029 so Jeannie and Samantha and I rented a little place in Idaho and I’m gonna take skiing lessons. 364 00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:18,539 I didn’t mean for the holidays, I meant for the future. 365 00:14:19,336 --> 00:14:20,097 What do you mean? 366 00:14:20,782 --> 00:14:22,637 What are your plans for the future? 367 00:14:23,375 --> 00:14:28,310 Really just the show Friday night, and then the skiing lessons, and then the next show. 368 00:14:28,964 --> 00:14:29,737 How about a movie? 369 00:14:30,654 --> 00:14:35,006 I’d love to. I can’t on weeknights, but pretty much every Saturday or Sunday is fine. 370 00:14:35,137 --> 00:14:36,671 Yeah, or we could make a movie. 371 00:14:40,739 --> 00:14:42,118 Are you offering me a job? 372 00:14:42,294 --> 00:14:44,007 Welcome to the lunch. Yes. 373 00:14:45,707 --> 00:14:47,777 You talking about the Rolling Stones movie, or something else? 374 00:14:47,778 --> 00:14:51,071 It’s not the Rolling Stones, it’s Brian Jones, who formed the Rolling Stones. 375 00:14:51,072 --> 00:14:53,023 His girlfriend, Anita Pallenberg, 376 00:14:53,451 --> 00:14:54,783 ran off with Keith Richards. 377 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:56,852 Heath Ledger’s playing the part. 378 00:14:56,971 --> 00:14:58,577 And you want me to play Tammy Wynette? 379 00:14:58,743 --> 00:14:59,254 No 380 00:15:00,087 --> 00:15:01,800 I want you to play Anita Pallenberg. 381 00:15:07,946 --> 00:15:10,800 You know, sometimes it’s hard to tell with you, Luke, when you’re kidding – 382 00:15:10,801 --> 00:15:12,667 You’ve got an ability well beyond comedy. 383 00:15:14,036 --> 00:15:17,545 I’ve boarded you for 20 shooting days which would spread across your hiatus weeks and 384 00:15:17,546 --> 00:15:20,137 you’d get an Oscar nomination for Best Supporting Actress. 385 00:15:23,602 --> 00:15:26,076 Are you still mad at how the agent set up the lunch? 386 00:15:29,334 --> 00:15:30,904 Here’s what we have so far: 387 00:15:31,237 --> 00:15:34,722 One of Santa’s reindeer, mildly traumatized by an accident last year, 388 00:15:34,723 --> 00:15:39,302 is reluctant to pull the sleigh, and so Santa brings in the Reindeer Whisperer. 389 00:15:40,658 --> 00:15:44,404 That's fantastic! Lucy, I love that idea, I want to do it. 390 00:15:44,405 --> 00:15:46,326 I want to go with you guys to Matt and Danny. 391 00:15:46,327 --> 00:15:47,635 It was Darius’ pitch. 392 00:15:47,636 --> 00:15:51,425 Then let me tell you why it’s iffy. The Horse Whisperer was, like, 10 years ago. 393 00:15:51,426 --> 00:15:53,970 I tell you what else, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer got their names wrong 394 00:15:53,971 --> 00:15:55,932 It’s not Donner, it’s Dunder. 395 00:15:56,277 --> 00:15:58,001 And Blixum, not Blixen. 396 00:15:58,002 --> 00:16:01,831 We Three Wise Guys. The characters from “GoodFellas” on camels. 397 00:16:01,832 --> 00:16:03,330 Hang on. It’s not Dunder. 398 00:16:04,721 --> 00:16:07,786 “And he whistled and shouted and called them by name. 399 00:16:08,226 --> 00:16:11,389 ‘On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer and Vixen. 400 00:16:11,390 --> 00:16:14,196 On Comet, on Cupid, on Dunder and Blixen.’ 401 00:16:14,660 --> 00:16:16,408 That was ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas, 402 00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:19,181 a white guy writing a song for Montgomery Ward screwed up the names. 403 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:22,237 And ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas was written by Jesse Jackson? 404 00:16:22,344 --> 00:16:23,617 We Three Wise Guys – 405 00:16:23,618 --> 00:16:26,150 Nowhere in the Bible does it say there were three of them. 406 00:16:26,493 --> 00:16:29,621 There was never a camel, they didn’t travel from afar, it was six miles. 407 00:16:29,835 --> 00:16:31,239 And everything in the song was wrong. 408 00:16:31,631 --> 00:16:32,987 It was Lucy’s pitch. 409 00:16:33,165 --> 00:16:34,509 Beautiful job, babe. 410 00:16:34,997 --> 00:16:35,651 Simon 411 00:16:36,116 --> 00:16:40,694 tell Lucy about the time you were arrested on about 43 larceny counts in high school? 412 00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:43,406 Okay, cool, why don’t you tell her about the time when everybody thought you were gay in high school? 413 00:16:43,407 --> 00:16:45,547 It’s a big help having you guys here. 414 00:16:45,856 --> 00:16:46,581 Check it out. 415 00:16:46,763 --> 00:16:48,155 We really do need to work. 416 00:16:48,156 --> 00:16:49,487 We’re going to make some prototype snow. 417 00:16:49,488 --> 00:16:50,474 Excellent. 418 00:16:50,866 --> 00:16:51,960 How do you open a coconut? 419 00:16:52,091 --> 00:16:54,958 It’s actually pretty hard, they do it with, like, a machete. 420 00:16:55,053 --> 00:16:55,838 Nah. 421 00:16:56,276 --> 00:16:57,025 Stand back 422 00:16:57,382 --> 00:16:58,690 Pieces might fly! 423 00:17:14,683 --> 00:17:21,224 “Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad wants to double his country’s population to 120 million people. 424 00:17:21,379 --> 00:17:23,936 In a recent speech to Parliament, Ahmadinejad – “ 425 00:17:23,937 --> 00:17:26,096 She’s got the slightest little overbite. 426 00:17:26,097 --> 00:17:27,618 We dipped in the frame twice. 427 00:17:27,619 --> 00:17:28,581 Isn’t that cute? 428 00:17:28,688 --> 00:17:30,211 Howie may have been off his mark in the monologue. 429 00:17:30,212 --> 00:17:31,673 You want to play some racquetball? 430 00:17:31,959 --> 00:17:33,469 I’m meeting with product placement people. 431 00:17:34,274 --> 00:17:35,404 Hey, when’s Jordan due? 432 00:17:35,689 --> 00:17:36,676 Middle of May. 433 00:17:37,354 --> 00:17:38,924 What’s she going to do about the upfronts? 434 00:17:39,424 --> 00:17:41,112 What is she going to do about the upfronts? 435 00:17:42,767 --> 00:17:44,789 The network’s going to have to make them earlier. 436 00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:47,132 Or later. They can’t do that. 437 00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:49,606 She’s gonna have to let someone else make the presentation. 438 00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:52,745 She can’t do that, either. It’s her first schedule; it’s the biggest day of the year for her. 439 00:17:52,852 --> 00:17:53,661 - Danny? - Yeah? 440 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:55,980 You’re caring more about other people than you usually do. 441 00:17:56,063 --> 00:17:57,966 You’re the one who just said, “What’s she going to do about the upfronts?” 442 00:17:57,967 --> 00:18:00,702 Mine was an idle question, then I moved on to other things in my head. 443 00:18:00,703 --> 00:18:01,495 So was mine. 444 00:18:01,496 --> 00:18:03,017 No, it wasn’t. It was genuine interest. 445 00:18:03,018 --> 00:18:04,789 Well, in case you haven’t noticed, she’s doing a good job. 446 00:18:05,015 --> 00:18:06,419 And there you just defended her. 447 00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:07,358 What’s wrong with that? 448 00:18:07,359 --> 00:18:08,678 For starters, no one’s attacking her. 449 00:18:08,679 --> 00:18:10,058 - Go write! - Okay. 450 00:18:15,852 --> 00:18:16,375 What? 451 00:18:16,578 --> 00:18:17,600 - Nothing. - Say it. 452 00:18:17,636 --> 00:18:18,944 - Nothing. - Just say it out loud! 453 00:18:18,945 --> 00:18:20,145 - Nothing. - Okay. 454 00:18:34,719 --> 00:18:35,385 Hello. 455 00:18:35,444 --> 00:18:36,990 - Hello. - How was Luke? 456 00:18:37,371 --> 00:18:38,572 - Good. - Lucas. 457 00:18:38,953 --> 00:18:40,094 - Good. - Lunch with Luke. 458 00:18:40,297 --> 00:18:41,783 - What is your problem? - It’s Luke. 459 00:18:43,295 --> 00:18:44,318 I need to see Danny. 460 00:18:44,484 --> 00:18:45,174 About what? 461 00:18:45,376 --> 00:18:48,005 About a private conversation between me and Danny. 462 00:18:48,006 --> 00:18:49,444 I’m an executive producer, too. 463 00:18:49,551 --> 00:18:51,656 Yeah, but I need to speak to the one who’s important. 464 00:18:51,657 --> 00:18:52,667 About Luke? 465 00:18:53,609 --> 00:18:54,310 All right 466 00:18:55,191 --> 00:18:57,141 Why don’t we just get this over with now? 467 00:18:57,605 --> 00:19:00,209 I’ve been offered a part in his Rolling Stones movie. 468 00:19:01,696 --> 00:19:02,671 Anita Pallenberg? 469 00:19:02,814 --> 00:19:03,694 That’s right. 470 00:19:04,740 --> 00:19:05,644 How did you know? 471 00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:07,785 I didn’t, but you’re great casting for that. 472 00:19:07,999 --> 00:19:09,806 - Really? - Yeah, it’s a great part. 473 00:19:09,937 --> 00:19:14,742 Brian, Keith, Mick Jagger, they all considered her a musical confidant. “Paint it Black” was all her. 474 00:19:14,743 --> 00:19:17,797 You’re not going to throw cold water on this because it’s Luke directing? 475 00:19:18,023 --> 00:19:21,020 Harry, I don’t think you’re getting how big a break this is for you. 476 00:19:21,115 --> 00:19:21,864 No 477 00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:24,683 I’m getting it. I didn’t think that you’d be getting it. 478 00:19:24,684 --> 00:19:28,145 Of course I get it. We’ll make the schedule work any way we need to. 479 00:19:30,702 --> 00:19:32,795 He says he can shoot me out in 20 days. 480 00:19:33,486 --> 00:19:35,377 And he’s boarded them during hiatus weeks. 481 00:19:35,378 --> 00:19:37,197 Whatever, it’s Anita Pallenberg! 482 00:19:37,328 --> 00:19:39,445 Any of those guys would have broken up the band for her. 483 00:19:39,552 --> 00:19:41,490 I never would have expected this from you. 484 00:19:41,777 --> 00:19:42,622 Why not? 485 00:19:42,740 --> 00:19:44,893 No matter what, I’ve always been your biggest fan. 486 00:19:48,069 --> 00:19:49,817 Thank you, Matthew. 487 00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:52,897 Do you know what else is great? 488 00:19:53,421 --> 00:19:57,167 That Luke is able to spend $60 million of Paramount’s money to date you again. 489 00:19:59,308 --> 00:20:00,105 Ow! 490 00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:02,483 Abs of granite, baby. Hard as a rock. 491 00:20:02,484 --> 00:20:04,926 You think he cast me so he can sleep with me? 492 00:20:04,927 --> 00:20:07,983 No, I think he cast you so he can marry you and sleep with other people 493 00:20:08,482 --> 00:20:10,706 Ow! When did this stomach happen? 494 00:20:10,707 --> 00:20:11,753 Leg-lifts with Jeannie. 495 00:20:12,638 --> 00:20:15,005 Don’t hurt yourself, Anita. 496 00:20:15,707 --> 00:20:18,858 I’m going into Danny’s office because he is a real man. 497 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:19,762 Okay. 498 00:20:21,775 --> 00:20:22,370 Danny – 499 00:20:22,703 --> 00:20:23,357 Yeah? 500 00:20:23,392 --> 00:20:24,843 I’ll come back later. 501 00:20:24,844 --> 00:20:25,616 Okay. 502 00:20:29,264 --> 00:20:30,525 Why do I even talk to you? 503 00:20:30,727 --> 00:20:32,273 Little thing called ‘macho’. 504 00:20:33,772 --> 00:20:35,984 - Say it! - GET OUT! 505 00:20:45,339 --> 00:20:45,957 Hi. 506 00:20:48,395 --> 00:20:49,097 Sorry. 507 00:20:50,644 --> 00:20:51,632 I’m eating for two. 508 00:20:51,633 --> 00:20:52,559 At least. 509 00:20:52,749 --> 00:20:54,724 Hey, are you guys doing a Christmas show? 510 00:20:54,866 --> 00:20:55,532 Yeah. 511 00:20:55,711 --> 00:20:58,839 Yeah, we are; Matt’s got a real head of steam about it. 512 00:20:58,941 --> 00:21:01,046 We’re buying all the coconuts we can find. 513 00:21:01,047 --> 00:21:02,830 You need coconuts to do the Christmas show? 514 00:21:02,831 --> 00:21:04,459 I didn’t hear you with the roll in your mouth. 515 00:21:05,173 --> 00:21:07,349 You need coconuts for a Christmas show? 516 00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:08,384 To make snow. 517 00:21:09,849 --> 00:21:11,347 Well, I’m glad you’re doing it. I miss home. 518 00:21:11,348 --> 00:21:12,572 Charlottesville, Virginia? 519 00:21:12,573 --> 00:21:14,879 That’s right. Most people think I’m from Massachusetts. 520 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:16,319 No, you went to school in Massachusetts. 521 00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:17,103 Yeah. 522 00:21:21,256 --> 00:21:22,910 Have you thought about the upfronts? 523 00:21:22,911 --> 00:21:27,774 You could go into labor in the middle of presenting your fall schedule in front of 3000 advertisers. 524 00:21:27,775 --> 00:21:29,237 Yeah, it’s gonna be my gimmick. 525 00:21:29,689 --> 00:21:30,509 Seriously. 526 00:21:30,614 --> 00:21:31,732 I’ll figure something out. 527 00:21:32,612 --> 00:21:33,433 Okay. 528 00:21:36,252 --> 00:21:37,881 Are you meeting someone in the building for lunch? 529 00:21:38,132 --> 00:21:42,615 No, no; I just came over because I realized the upfronts were right around your due date. 530 00:21:42,758 --> 00:21:43,709 Why didn’t you just call? 531 00:21:43,710 --> 00:21:44,934 You’re right across the street 532 00:21:45,309 --> 00:21:49,840 and I’m a nut about exercise. I’m in very good shape. 533 00:21:50,994 --> 00:21:51,815 Okay. 534 00:21:54,018 --> 00:21:54,898 Okay. 535 00:22:26,475 --> 00:22:28,033 This is what I’m talking about. 536 00:22:28,034 --> 00:22:30,804 Hey, miracle! Check it out. Rodney! 537 00:22:33,397 --> 00:22:34,432 Excellent. 538 00:22:36,344 --> 00:22:37,747 It’s a winter wonderland. 539 00:22:37,748 --> 00:22:39,733 Yeah, and then later you can make pina coladas. 540 00:22:39,734 --> 00:22:40,910 Keep it up! 541 00:22:48,971 --> 00:22:49,994 - Cal? - Yeah? 542 00:22:50,196 --> 00:22:51,279 What, uh... 543 00:22:51,956 --> 00:22:52,825 what’s going on with this? 544 00:22:53,170 --> 00:22:53,919 What do you mean? 545 00:22:54,061 --> 00:22:54,906 What’s he doing? 546 00:22:55,025 --> 00:22:57,403 There’re going to be reindeer up in the balcony; he’s waving at them. 547 00:22:57,404 --> 00:22:59,004 He’s giving the Nazi salute. 548 00:22:59,005 --> 00:23:00,967 Nah, he’s waving at the reindeer! 549 00:23:00,968 --> 00:23:02,560 Why wouldn’t the reindeer be with him? 550 00:23:02,858 --> 00:23:05,106 Well, when you start to apply logic to Santa Claus, Matt… 551 00:23:05,107 --> 00:23:08,614 All right, let’s set logistics aside. He’s saying “Heil Hitler.” 552 00:23:08,615 --> 00:23:09,696 I think you’re reading too much into it. 553 00:23:09,697 --> 00:23:11,718 He’s giving the Nazi salute. 554 00:23:14,342 --> 00:23:16,067 Well, now that you’ve said it, that’s all I can see. 555 00:23:16,068 --> 00:23:17,506 It’s all anybody can see. 556 00:23:17,507 --> 00:23:19,385 - He’s got the crazy eyes too, doesn’t he. - Yeah. 557 00:23:19,527 --> 00:23:22,239 - Let’s get rid of demented Santa Claus! - Thank you. 558 00:23:26,024 --> 00:23:26,702 Good morning. 559 00:23:26,703 --> 00:23:28,462 Good morning. Thank you for the hat. 560 00:23:28,712 --> 00:23:32,993 It came with the red velvet miniskirt and garters. Would it make you feel better if I wore that? 561 00:23:32,994 --> 00:23:33,874 It wouldn’t hurt. 562 00:23:34,241 --> 00:23:36,940 I was just trying to save quarters for the laundry by doing it here. 563 00:23:36,941 --> 00:23:37,963 I understand. 564 00:23:39,355 --> 00:23:40,651 Ah, look at this. 565 00:23:40,652 --> 00:23:45,087 This is nice: everybody working together, pitching our Christmas sketches for a Christmas show. 566 00:23:45,484 --> 00:23:46,400 Let me hear what you’ve got. 567 00:23:46,495 --> 00:23:47,851 Christmas is a sham, Matt. 568 00:23:47,852 --> 00:23:48,683 It’s a ruse. 569 00:23:48,684 --> 00:23:50,788 - It is! - Jesus was born in 5 B.C. 570 00:23:50,789 --> 00:23:52,144 And he wasn’t born in December. 571 00:23:52,145 --> 00:23:55,640 He couldn’t have been, because the description in Luke of the shepherd would put it in Spring or Fall. 572 00:23:55,641 --> 00:23:58,733 And it turns out that the image of Santa Claus, as we know it, 573 00:23:58,935 --> 00:24:04,953 was invented in 1931 by an artist named Hayden Sunbloom who had been commissioned to do a portrait of Sinterklaas 574 00:24:05,073 --> 00:24:06,132 by the Coca-Cola company. 575 00:24:06,133 --> 00:24:08,570 The two of you brought them all over to the dark side? 576 00:24:08,571 --> 00:24:12,566 Hey, I just said there was no Star of Bethlehem and then everybody got on the internet for two days. 577 00:24:12,567 --> 00:24:13,458 Jesus was African. 578 00:24:13,755 --> 00:24:14,635 It was a comet. 579 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:17,574 Or possibly Ursa Major in the Northern sky – 580 00:24:17,575 --> 00:24:20,297 I don’t care! It doesn’t matter! 581 00:24:20,464 --> 00:24:22,319 What the hell did you do to my tree? 582 00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:23,853 I was drying my socks. 583 00:24:25,031 --> 00:24:25,804 All right. 584 00:24:26,317 --> 00:24:27,803 Context used to matter. 585 00:24:27,993 --> 00:24:29,623 We’re not living in the land of used-to. 586 00:24:29,908 --> 00:24:31,740 I understand that, Mike. I’m explaining it to Jack. 587 00:24:31,741 --> 00:24:32,655 I understand it, too. 588 00:24:32,786 --> 00:24:36,116 NPR was able to run wiretaps of John Gotti swearing 589 00:24:36,345 --> 00:24:38,022 because it was understood he was a bad guy. 590 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:40,674 As opposed to a soldier, who’s a role model. 591 00:24:42,065 --> 00:24:44,051 Yeah. Uh, hang on. 592 00:24:46,977 --> 00:24:48,047 What do you need? 593 00:24:48,332 --> 00:24:49,486 Can I sit in on the meeting? 594 00:24:49,545 --> 00:24:51,519 No. How’d you get past my secretary? 595 00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:53,506 By telling her I was invited to sit in on the meeting. 596 00:24:53,791 --> 00:24:56,122 This is corporate news, it’s not entertainment. 597 00:24:56,123 --> 00:24:57,395 Let me sit in. 598 00:24:58,488 --> 00:25:00,308 I’ll totally behave, I won’t say a word. 599 00:25:00,569 --> 00:25:01,342 Jack? 600 00:25:01,533 --> 00:25:02,579 Yeah. 601 00:25:03,459 --> 00:25:04,066 Sit in. 602 00:25:07,774 --> 00:25:10,414 Jordan McDeere, she’s auditing. 603 00:25:11,770 --> 00:25:15,290 You want, at any price, to avoid a war with federal regulators. 604 00:25:15,385 --> 00:25:16,503 Well…. 605 00:25:17,105 --> 00:25:18,472 - Why? - They’ll win. 606 00:25:18,615 --> 00:25:21,077 They’ll block any media related mergers, that’s Macau. 607 00:25:21,267 --> 00:25:25,085 They can bounce you out of the Spectrum auction, and your competitors would get greater broadcast power. 608 00:25:25,086 --> 00:25:26,928 Is there a chance they’d single us out for – 609 00:25:27,035 --> 00:25:27,892 do you need a menu? 610 00:25:27,893 --> 00:25:28,570 No. 611 00:25:29,210 --> 00:25:30,197 Apricot danish. 612 00:25:30,352 --> 00:25:32,885 Good. Is there a chance they’d single us out for – 613 00:25:32,886 --> 00:25:35,192 Special indecency treatment, you can count on it. 614 00:25:35,276 --> 00:25:36,429 Yeah, Ian’s right. 615 00:25:36,430 --> 00:25:38,987 You’ve got shows where young people are talking about sex, 616 00:25:38,988 --> 00:25:42,531 having sex, having homosexual sex, sex with strangers, threesomes… 617 00:25:42,532 --> 00:25:44,398 they’re going to suddenly decide to take a closer look. 618 00:25:44,399 --> 00:25:47,264 Hey, if you know of these shows, send them to me. It’s development season. 619 00:25:49,707 --> 00:25:50,563 I’m not even here. 620 00:25:50,896 --> 00:25:52,478 They’re offering a good option: time-delay the news. 621 00:25:52,479 --> 00:25:53,263 No! 622 00:25:53,453 --> 00:25:55,059 A five-second delay, who’s gonna care? 623 00:25:55,060 --> 00:25:56,926 Our news producers and reporters, for one. 624 00:25:56,927 --> 00:26:00,209 They’re already leaving the networks for cable over credibility issues. 625 00:26:00,210 --> 00:26:01,458 What’s going to happen when we – 626 00:26:01,459 --> 00:26:02,588 You don’t want to time-delay the news 627 00:26:02,636 --> 00:26:03,302 Okay. 628 00:26:03,450 --> 00:26:04,651 We fly to Washington, 629 00:26:04,652 --> 00:26:10,026 we meet with the FCC chair and see if we can get a greatly reduced fine if we agree to give away time for PSAs. 630 00:26:10,027 --> 00:26:11,489 It’s a face-saving gesture for everyone. 631 00:26:11,490 --> 00:26:14,892 NBS News should apologize because somebody shot at one of their reporters? 632 00:26:18,162 --> 00:26:19,625 Well, that’s it. 633 00:26:19,626 --> 00:26:21,565 Obviously that’s not it! 634 00:26:22,017 --> 00:26:23,753 Then I go back to what I said at the beginning: 635 00:26:23,754 --> 00:26:27,012 take on the FCC and you need to know the cost of losing. 636 00:27:02,675 --> 00:27:03,662 What are you doing here? 637 00:27:03,817 --> 00:27:05,470 I came to hear that guy. 638 00:27:06,124 --> 00:27:09,406 He’s a sub; our regular guy’s sick this week. 639 00:27:09,860 --> 00:27:11,739 So is our regular trombone player, 640 00:27:12,143 --> 00:27:14,486 and his sub told me to hear this guy. 641 00:27:15,021 --> 00:27:16,092 He’s good. 642 00:27:16,603 --> 00:27:19,029 That’s why I was surprised to see him playing in your band. 643 00:27:20,595 --> 00:27:22,652 Get your feet of the chair, talk show. 644 00:27:33,766 --> 00:27:34,861 Thanks, guys 645 00:27:35,170 --> 00:27:38,750 4:30 Friday for a 5:30 dress. Thanks a lot. 646 00:27:40,569 --> 00:27:41,965 - Excuse me. - Yes, sir. 647 00:27:41,966 --> 00:27:43,832 I’m Danny, the executive producer. 648 00:27:43,833 --> 00:27:46,556 - Thanks a lot for sitting in today. - Well, I appreciate the gig. 649 00:27:47,079 --> 00:27:48,340 You want one full-time? 650 00:27:48,459 --> 00:27:49,791 No, I can’t do that. 651 00:27:49,995 --> 00:27:50,697 Why not? 652 00:27:50,935 --> 00:27:53,028 Fella I’m sitting in for did me a favor. 653 00:27:53,029 --> 00:27:55,823 All right. Well, you should know Kevin Eubanks is sitting down there 654 00:27:56,144 --> 00:27:58,844 and I think you got a job at The Tonight Show if you want it. 655 00:27:58,972 --> 00:28:02,695 No, they’ve got their horn section. I’m grateful for this, but I appreciate it. 656 00:28:03,052 --> 00:28:04,848 Whoa, whoa, wait up. 657 00:28:07,856 --> 00:28:08,662 Where’re you from? 658 00:28:09,185 --> 00:28:11,956 I don’t want to get anyone in trouble, man. The guy’s doing me a favor. 659 00:28:12,075 --> 00:28:13,086 No one’s in trouble. 660 00:28:13,629 --> 00:28:14,926 I’m from New Orleans. 661 00:28:21,016 --> 00:28:24,192 How could Jesus’ birth have taken place 4 years before the birth of Christ? 662 00:28:24,193 --> 00:28:26,273 How come Europeans decided he looked like Doug Henning? 663 00:28:26,274 --> 00:28:27,641 It doesn’t matter! 664 00:28:27,642 --> 00:28:29,092 Shepherds don’t work in December. 665 00:28:29,093 --> 00:28:30,852 Another expert theologian heard from. 666 00:28:30,853 --> 00:28:33,660 Yet the Gospels say he was born during the reign of Herod the Great 667 00:28:33,661 --> 00:28:37,953 and according to the historian Flavius Josephson, Herod died in 4 B.C. 668 00:28:37,954 --> 00:28:39,142 Flavius Josephson. 669 00:28:39,143 --> 00:28:42,459 The Immaculate Conception has nothing to do with the birth of Jesus. 670 00:28:42,460 --> 00:28:43,993 I think it probably does. 671 00:28:43,994 --> 00:28:45,397 In describing Mary 672 00:28:45,551 --> 00:28:50,844 the original Hebrew text uses the word ‘alma’, which means ‘to a young woman of marriageable age’, 673 00:28:50,974 --> 00:28:53,103 not the word ‘bethela’, which means ‘virgin’. 674 00:28:53,104 --> 00:28:54,139 And you’re getting this on… 675 00:28:54,140 --> 00:28:55,424 Virginbirthsdebunked… 676 00:28:55,425 --> 00:28:56,839 - Okay. - .org. 677 00:28:59,099 --> 00:29:00,038 Excuse me. 678 00:29:01,430 --> 00:29:02,333 You see, Lucy, 679 00:29:03,306 --> 00:29:04,947 I’m a bit of an astronomy buff. 680 00:29:05,185 --> 00:29:06,933 Loser. The word is loser. 681 00:29:07,028 --> 00:29:12,238 They calculated the number of homes with children and the average weight of 2 presents per child. 682 00:29:12,511 --> 00:29:13,629 What’d they come up with? 683 00:29:14,049 --> 00:29:22,552 He’d need 214,200 reindeer pulling a sled weighing 321,000 tons at 3000 times the speed of sound. 684 00:29:23,361 --> 00:29:25,775 Zane’s not out sick this week. 685 00:29:26,645 --> 00:29:27,572 What’s going on? 686 00:29:27,751 --> 00:29:33,662 Players all over town – here, The Tonight Show, session players, pit bands – they’re trying to do it under the radar, but 687 00:29:34,161 --> 00:29:35,101 they’re calling in sick. 688 00:29:35,102 --> 00:29:35,566 Why? 689 00:29:35,567 --> 00:29:40,156 They heard there were basically homeless musicians in town from New Orleans. 690 00:29:40,597 --> 00:29:42,250 They’re sleeping on people’s couches. 691 00:29:42,251 --> 00:29:46,710 By the way, if our trumpet player’s any indication, they can blow the doors off any room they feel like. 692 00:29:47,330 --> 00:29:52,158 The L.A. guys are trying to get them a union card and a pay check so they can send some presents home. 693 00:29:53,288 --> 00:29:55,120 We should pay the guys who are calling in sick. 694 00:29:55,121 --> 00:29:58,332 I had a different idea. Is there a sketch you feel like you can cut right now? 695 00:29:58,416 --> 00:29:59,165 Sure. 696 00:29:59,166 --> 00:30:02,721 I could cut “Immaculate, My Ass: HBO’s Ho Ho Hos and Hookers at the Pole”. 697 00:30:02,722 --> 00:30:04,933 Good. We might need 4 minutes in the middle of the show. 698 00:30:04,934 --> 00:30:05,577 For what? 699 00:30:05,969 --> 00:30:07,527 I’ll let you know by the end of the day. 700 00:30:08,550 --> 00:30:10,619 You spoken to Jordan since Monday? 701 00:30:11,214 --> 00:30:12,070 - Me? - Yeah. 702 00:30:12,439 --> 00:30:13,581 No, not really. 703 00:30:13,973 --> 00:30:15,495 You don’t know what she’s doing about the upfronts? 704 00:30:16,054 --> 00:30:16,637 No. 705 00:30:17,813 --> 00:30:19,407 What did you mean, not really? 706 00:30:19,942 --> 00:30:21,512 I’ve driven by her house a couple times. 707 00:30:21,666 --> 00:30:22,689 - Really. - Yeah. 708 00:30:22,690 --> 00:30:24,782 Well, that’s gotta take you back, huh, moon-doggie? 709 00:30:24,783 --> 00:30:26,102 Her house is on the way to work. 710 00:30:26,103 --> 00:30:27,664 If you’re driving from Tijuana. 711 00:30:27,665 --> 00:30:28,652 Leave me alone. 712 00:30:40,826 --> 00:30:42,705 15 minutes, everyone! 15 minutes! 713 00:30:42,706 --> 00:30:48,920 Last time I was in this theatre was 15 years ago to hear Caruso sing “Vesti la giubba” from Pagliacci. 714 00:30:49,086 --> 00:30:49,942 Is that right? 715 00:30:50,180 --> 00:30:51,179 No. 716 00:30:51,528 --> 00:30:54,394 Caruso died 15 years before I was born. 717 00:30:54,751 --> 00:30:57,011 Why do young people have no sense of the past? 718 00:30:57,012 --> 00:30:58,235 Caruso’s dead? 719 00:30:58,580 --> 00:30:59,437 Yeah. 720 00:30:59,710 --> 00:31:02,517 Leave this poor girl alone. How are you feeling? 721 00:31:02,518 --> 00:31:03,623 I can’t stop eating. 722 00:31:03,624 --> 00:31:05,657 - Oh, enjoy that. - I am. 723 00:31:05,882 --> 00:31:07,203 Where’s Jack? 724 00:31:07,476 --> 00:31:10,247 I don’t know. He should be along. 725 00:31:10,617 --> 00:31:14,138 Down the corridor, down the stairs, dressing room D. 726 00:31:14,828 --> 00:31:15,862 I know it well. 727 00:31:16,409 --> 00:31:18,217 “Good evening, I’m Simon Styles.” 728 00:31:18,218 --> 00:31:24,331 “And I’m Harriet Hayes. Just after a man purchased a Picasso painting for $139 million, the seller, 729 00:31:24,332 --> 00:31:29,522 Las Vegas mogul Steve Wynn, accidentally hit the painting, creating a finger-sized hole in the canvas. 730 00:31:29,523 --> 00:31:35,874 Wynn apologized, and attributed the fault to Retinitis Pigmentosa, an ocular disease that damages peripheral vision. 731 00:31:36,077 --> 00:31:41,940 The buyer then punched Wynn in the face, apologized, and attributed the fault to Reflexive Affluentis Magoo, 732 00:31:42,071 --> 00:31:45,675 an emotional disease that makes him want to punch rich blind people in the face.” 733 00:31:45,834 --> 00:31:49,604 “A new study released by the Kinsey Institute at Indiana University 734 00:31:49,605 --> 00:31:53,160 finds that most men are almost always thinking about sex. 735 00:31:53,316 --> 00:31:55,373 In a soon to be published companion study, 736 00:31:55,374 --> 00:31:59,048 researchers hope to be able to prove through a series of controlled experiments 737 00:31:59,049 --> 00:32:01,462 that water quenches your thirst. 738 00:32:01,688 --> 00:32:03,496 The Pentagon announced today that –“ 739 00:32:03,497 --> 00:32:05,142 - Hey! - Don’t let me stop you. 740 00:32:06,165 --> 00:32:07,913 - How you doing, man? - Styles 741 00:32:09,876 --> 00:32:11,505 - You got your tickets? - Front row. 742 00:32:11,743 --> 00:32:13,443 I get to heckle Danny. 743 00:32:13,955 --> 00:32:14,728 These are for you. 744 00:32:14,850 --> 00:32:16,218 They’re beautiful. 745 00:32:17,324 --> 00:32:18,929 Let me put them in my dressing room. 746 00:32:19,726 --> 00:32:21,308 The Steve Wynn joke’s funny. 747 00:32:21,309 --> 00:32:23,556 Well, he’s a very nice guy; you think he’s going to mind? 748 00:32:23,557 --> 00:32:25,197 Only if he’s watching. 749 00:32:25,484 --> 00:32:27,696 - I was happy to hear your deal closed. - Me, too. 750 00:32:27,850 --> 00:32:29,480 Wasn’t hard, you’re paying me scale. 751 00:32:29,587 --> 00:32:30,431 That’ll change. 752 00:32:30,657 --> 00:32:32,072 Everybody around here happy for you? 753 00:32:32,382 --> 00:32:33,297 - Yeah. - Matt? 754 00:32:33,833 --> 00:32:34,998 Yeah, well 755 00:32:35,723 --> 00:32:36,841 you know, yeah. 756 00:32:37,864 --> 00:32:39,993 He thinks you’re trying to date me again, but he’s just – 757 00:32:39,994 --> 00:32:40,825 I am. 758 00:32:43,275 --> 00:32:43,786 Huh? 759 00:32:43,977 --> 00:32:45,606 I am trying to date you again. 760 00:32:46,572 --> 00:32:48,070 - Really? - Yeah. 761 00:32:51,294 --> 00:32:53,256 But that’s not why you cast me, right? 762 00:32:53,257 --> 00:32:54,112 No. 763 00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:56,432 I cast you ‘cause you’ll be good. 764 00:32:58,001 --> 00:32:59,012 I can do both. 765 00:33:01,129 --> 00:33:01,974 Okay. 766 00:33:04,341 --> 00:33:06,113 Did what I just say make you uncomfortable? 767 00:33:06,362 --> 00:33:06,874 No. 768 00:33:07,778 --> 00:33:10,834 Five minutes, please. Five minutes to air! 769 00:33:12,536 --> 00:33:13,916 You should go upstairs. 770 00:33:14,867 --> 00:33:15,652 Eat ‘em up. 771 00:33:27,403 --> 00:33:30,888 In five, four, three… 772 00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:48,948 “Hi, fella.” 773 00:33:54,792 --> 00:33:57,444 “You wanna step over here a second?” 774 00:33:58,455 --> 00:34:00,310 “Oh, now who’re you?” 775 00:34:00,679 --> 00:34:03,640 “I’m Chris Hansen from Dateline. 776 00:34:04,797 --> 00:34:10,565 Can I ask what the heck you were doing, coming to see a 12-year-old girl 777 00:34:10,957 --> 00:34:12,843 in the middle of the night?” 778 00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:15,496 “She wrote me a letter.” 779 00:34:15,912 --> 00:34:17,327 Where’s the snow? 780 00:34:17,328 --> 00:34:18,362 We accidentally cooked it. 781 00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:19,955 - The lights? - Yeah. 782 00:34:20,099 --> 00:34:21,253 Are we gonna have it by the end? 783 00:34:21,312 --> 00:34:23,465 They’re shaving more coconuts right now. 784 00:34:23,845 --> 00:34:29,126 “…just figured, ‘I’m gonna go to the house of an underage girl in the middle of the night.’” 785 00:34:31,081 --> 00:34:33,043 “That’s what I do.” 786 00:34:33,495 --> 00:34:35,136 “A disturbing twist: 787 00:34:35,291 --> 00:34:39,477 the gentleman explains that he’s been visiting young children in their homes 788 00:34:39,597 --> 00:34:42,618 for what he describes as years.” 789 00:34:44,249 --> 00:34:48,482 News 60 is next. Stand by, Harriet; stand by, Simon. 790 00:34:48,483 --> 00:34:50,266 30 seconds back. 791 00:34:52,217 --> 00:34:54,393 Hang on, I’ve got a note for you from the dress. 792 00:35:12,143 --> 00:35:15,640 Use your downstage hand to reach for the glass in Nancy Grace. 793 00:35:15,641 --> 00:35:18,811 In five, four, three… 794 00:35:24,698 --> 00:35:26,636 Hey, Luke. How you doing? 795 00:35:28,443 --> 00:35:33,473 “From Los Angeles, California, it’s News 60 with Harriet Hayes and Simon Styles.” 796 00:35:33,806 --> 00:35:35,412 “Good evening, I’m Simon Styles.” 797 00:35:35,567 --> 00:35:36,530 “And I’m Matt. 798 00:35:36,853 --> 00:35:37,697 Harriet. 799 00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:39,505 I’m Harriet Hayes. 800 00:35:40,159 --> 00:35:47,057 Just after a man purchased a Picasso painting for $139 million, the seller, Las Vegas mogul Steve Wynn…” 801 00:35:57,101 --> 00:36:00,383 I’m sorry to disturb you. I know you’re, you’re with your grandchildren. 802 00:36:00,597 --> 00:36:02,060 I’d like them to meet you. 803 00:36:03,523 --> 00:36:07,616 You know, this may be the first time I’ve ever seen you without a necktie 804 00:36:10,411 --> 00:36:12,980 What’s the matter, kid? You don’t look well. 805 00:36:15,705 --> 00:36:18,654 Last Sunday night, there was an incident on our news. 806 00:36:19,095 --> 00:36:24,910 During a live feed from Afghanistan a marine, as well as a reporter who was interviewing him, 807 00:36:25,375 --> 00:36:28,514 had an RPG explode nearby and the marine said f… 808 00:36:30,477 --> 00:36:31,168 well, he said… 809 00:36:31,169 --> 00:36:32,049 Mm hmm. 810 00:36:32,310 --> 00:36:33,595 I waited to tell you 811 00:36:34,197 --> 00:36:36,801 so I could speak with some lawyers and give you good advice. 812 00:36:36,802 --> 00:36:38,311 Yeah, I know about what happened. 813 00:36:39,061 --> 00:36:40,964 - You know about the FCC? - Yeah. 814 00:36:43,223 --> 00:36:44,044 Well... 815 00:36:45,289 --> 00:36:48,893 I’ve been playing this out, every possible way in my head 816 00:36:49,773 --> 00:36:52,484 and I think this: 817 00:36:53,947 --> 00:36:55,243 I have to resign. 818 00:36:56,437 --> 00:36:59,220 I know the Macau deal is the one you’ve been waiting for your whole life, 819 00:36:59,221 --> 00:37:02,431 and the FCC can block mergers. On the other hand... 820 00:37:03,405 --> 00:37:07,413 I just can’t be a party to the line that’s going to be crossed if we allow them their way on this. 821 00:37:09,102 --> 00:37:12,753 I won’t pay a $73 million fine. 822 00:37:14,020 --> 00:37:16,624 I won’t pay a 73 cent fine. 823 00:37:16,755 --> 00:37:20,037 I won’t time-delay the news, and I won’t say I’m sorry. 824 00:37:20,907 --> 00:37:24,939 I no longer recognize the authority of the FCC in this matter; 825 00:37:24,940 --> 00:37:27,436 I’m going to have to be ordered by federal judge. 826 00:37:28,126 --> 00:37:30,302 And when they come to get my transmitter, 827 00:37:30,303 --> 00:37:35,429 they better send a group a hell of a lot more scary than the Foundation for Friendly Families 828 00:37:35,430 --> 00:37:37,154 or whatever the hell they are. 829 00:37:37,744 --> 00:37:41,466 Let those guys embed themselves with the 2nd Marine division for a while; 830 00:37:41,549 --> 00:37:45,962 they’ll re-jigger their sense of what’s obscene in a quick hurry. 831 00:37:46,962 --> 00:37:52,885 Jack, this is the one I’ve been waiting for my whole life. 832 00:37:54,016 --> 00:37:58,535 You are the Chairman of the National Broadcasting System. 833 00:38:00,307 --> 00:38:03,127 That’s why I wanted my grandchildren to meet you. 834 00:38:05,672 --> 00:38:06,885 Yes, sir. 835 00:38:09,706 --> 00:38:12,263 Stand by...15 seconds to air. 836 00:38:22,866 --> 00:38:26,576 We’re back in five, four, three… 837 00:38:29,129 --> 00:38:32,268 Ladies and gentlemen, the City of New Orleans. 838 00:40:40,286 --> 00:40:42,546 Can I talk to you a second? 839 00:40:50,151 --> 00:40:53,897 I’ve been married twice before, and I’m a recovering cocaine addict 840 00:40:53,898 --> 00:40:56,715 and I know that’s no woman’s dream of a man 841 00:40:57,120 --> 00:41:00,569 or of a father; nonetheless, I believe I’m falling in love with you. 842 00:41:01,524 --> 00:41:03,118 If you want to run, I understand, 843 00:41:03,498 --> 00:41:06,638 but you better get a head start ‘cause I’m coming for you, Jordan. 844 00:41:11,057 --> 00:41:13,269 You should go ahead and chew that sandwich. 845 00:41:33,672 --> 00:41:34,933 Where did you go? 846 00:41:35,432 --> 00:41:39,155 I went to a place called, “Say it, say it, say it!” 847 00:41:41,355 --> 00:41:43,198 I said it, okay? 848 00:41:44,019 --> 00:41:45,482 - Okay. - Okay. 849 00:41:47,801 --> 00:41:49,062 You were right, you know. 850 00:41:49,883 --> 00:41:50,905 About what? 851 00:41:51,226 --> 00:41:52,839 We do live here now. 852 00:41:55,824 --> 00:41:56,894 Merry Christmas. 853 00:41:57,889 --> 00:41:59,459 Merry Christmas. 854 00:42:31,167 --> 00:42:35,280 ----- http://studiosixty.wordpress.com -----