《我们的生活》前情回顾... Previously on This Is Us...
菲利普 你好 Philip, hi!
凯特 有很多人申请这份工作 Kate, there were a lot of applicants for this job.
你不是我的首选 And you were not at the top of my list.
我现在当"全职奶爸" I'm having a harder time
当得非常辛苦 with this whole stay-at-home dad thing.
但我没把这些跟凯特说 Much harder than I'm letting on to Kate.
你好 我是托比·达蒙 Hi, this is Toby Damon calling.
我很希望能够申请旧金山的职位 I would actually love to be considered for the San Francisco position.
描述一下麦迪逊梦想中 Describe Madison's dream
你们二人的未来生活 for your future together.
这题有陷阱 It's a trick question.
麦迪逊知道我拒绝变老 所以... Madison knows that I refuse to grow old, so...
这个问题毫无意义 question is moot.
首先 你真的太美了 First of all, you look absolutely beautiful.
我今天有太多话想对你说 There are so many things I want to say to you today.
就先从最重要的话开始吧 I guess I'll just start with the most important one.
"芬礼" Ma-wage.
我们今天 Ma-wage is what
共聚在这场芬礼 brings us together today.
不行 不能这样 I... I can't do that.
很明显 Obviously.
不过估计大家会笑的 Could get a laugh though.
芬礼 我们今天... Ma-wage. Ma-wage is...
绝对很炸 It's gonna kill.
一定能炸翻全场 It's gonna absolutely kill.
我们的生活 第五季 第十六集[本季终]
《王朝》婚礼集 不要用来录影
来吧 《王朝》 Okay, Dynasty.
来看看死了哪些婚宴客人 Let's kill some friggin' wedding guests.
接下来... Next...
快乐的新娘即将沐浴阳光的洗礼 Sun will shine on the happy bride after all.
《王朝》最终集中... On the season finale of Dynasty...
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吾将以此戒娶汝 With this ring I thee wed.
这是一场世纪婚礼 It's the wedding of the century
《王朝》季终集
有着最刺激的... with the most explosive--
翻译 青椒 学术男优 瑶小瑶
阿尔·霍兰德
霍兰德总比分一比二 And Holland total 1-2.
三次救球赢得了平均1.71垒的好成绩 A 1.71 earned run average with three saves.
翻译 capitaljack 小y 梦靥
我想听妈妈讲故事 I want Mommy to read to us.
妈妈今天想自己待一晚上 孩子 Mommy's taking a night for herself, bud.
出于某种我永远无法理解的原因 And for a reason that will forever escape me,
校对 梦靥 青椒
-她特别期待看这部剧... -杰克 - she's very excited about watching this thing... - Jack!
怎么 Yeah?
时间轴 廉童伍 大葱
你那天晚上是不是刚好录了比赛 You didn't happen to tape the game the other night, did you?
对 上次海盗队的比赛 我实在困得不行了 Yeah, the Pirates game last-- I couldn't keep my eyes open.
后期 8T
那你怎么没有刚好看到 And you, you didn't happen to see the words
我在录影带标签上 "Do not tape over" written
用巨大加粗字体写的"不要用来录影" in giant block letters on the label?
总监 红枫
我在家带着三胞胎 杰克 有三个孩子 I'm home with triplets, Jack. There are three of them.
你懂吗 三个孩子 我等了一整周 Okay? Three of them. I had to wait an entire week
才有时间看一集 to watch an episode of television
全国人民都在聊的电视剧 that the entire country is talking about.
我这一整周 每次去杂货店买东西 One week of covering my ears and humming every time
都要捂着耳朵哼着歌 就是怕一不小心听到 I entered the grocery store out of this irrational fear
别人讨论婚礼上死了谁 that I might accidentally learn
这样的话 那部剧的大结局就毁了 who died at the wedding and ruin the ending of the only thing
那可是我唯一的精神食粮 that is keeping me going right now.
-小贝 -怎么 - Bec. - What?
你们都在呀 Hi, guys. Hi.
妈妈和爸爸正在进行一场很傻的谈话 Mommy and Daddy were having a really silly conversation
-是关于电视剧的 -是的 很傻 - about television-- aah! - Yeah, silly.
不过 But let's, um...
先哄你们睡觉吧 好吗 let's get you back to bed, okay?
走 我们去睡觉 小宝贝 Let's get you back to bed, sweetheart.
好 Yeah.
爸爸闯祸了 Daddy's in trouble.
来吧 快睡觉 Come on, dude, come on.
亲爱的 Honey.
我不知道该怎么说 There's no other way to say this.
但我不能再跟那个男人待一分钟了 I cannot stay with that man for another minute.
所以 妈妈要走了 宝贝 So... Mummy is leaving, darling.
我真的努力了 但是... I've really tried, but...
给你 Here.
也许你可以在结婚时戴上 然后想想我 Maybe you'll wear them on your wedding day and think of me.
也许你能找到一个比我更好的男人 Maybe you'll land a better man than I did.
这个标准非常低 It's a pretty low bar.
再见 麦迪逊 Goodbye, Madison.
我们最后选了法兰奇·瓦利 I'm so glad we chose Frankie Valli
作为暖场音乐 我还挺欣慰的 for the pre-ceremony music, although,
我刚才在考虑音乐顺序 我不确定 I was thinking of the song order, and I'm not sure
顺序是不是最好的... 天哪 we got it right and-- oh, my God!
我是不是成了《挑剔新郎》 I'm turning into Groomzilla, aren't I?
天哪 Oh, God.
麦迪逊 Madison?
你在吗 Hey.
我在 Hi. Yeah.
-是的 确实 昨天晚上 -怎么 - Yeah, you are. You were... - Yeah.
你做梦还在背晚餐的菜单 ...reciting the dinner menu in your sleep last night.
又背了吗 天哪... Again? Oh, God, just--
抱歉 我只是希望一切都完美 你懂吗 I'm sorry, I want everything to be perfect, you know?
等等 Wait, wait!
倒回去 你再说一遍刚才的话 Go back. Uh... just... say that again.
我要把今天的一切都给你录下来 Yeah, I'm-I'm documenting everything for today.
不用这么辛苦 You don't have to do that.
我们请了摄影师 所以你可以直接... We actually hired a videographer, so you can just,
去参加婚礼就行 you know, attend the ceremony.
别这样 倒回去 继续恩爱吧 Come on, go back, be cute.
好了 皮尔森 All right, Pearson.
就今天了 This is it.
我再说一遍 我们家的女人会很早出现静脉曲张 For the last time, women in my family get varicose veins
膝盖还有脚踝 early-- knees and ankles.
等到五十岁 就会看起来像路线地图一样 We look like Thomas Guides by the time we're 50.
这是你最后一次逃跑的机会 So this is your last chance to make a run for it.
不用 我的脚就这样牢牢地 No, my feet are firmly planted
-固定在这里了 -行吧 - right here on the ground. - Okay.
记得提前练熟誓言 Please, practice your vows.
不能学电影台词 No movie quotes.
我没有邀请即兴表演家凯文 Improv Kevin was not invited
-来参加婚礼 -好 我会转告他 - to the ceremony. - No, I'll-I'll let him know.
他听到之后肯定很难过 He's gonna be absolutely devastated,
但是我会说的 在几小时后 but I'll break the news. Just think, in a couple of hours
我们会站在圣坛下 you and I will be under an altar--
你设计的圣坛 an altar that you designed
因为你是绝对的老大 because you're an absolute boss.
我喜欢听你叫我老大 I like it when you call me a boss.
这对我们的将来有好处 It portends well for our future.
好吧 这下我有点紧张了 Well, now you got me nervous.
很完美 完美 It's perfect, perfect!
很好 卡 It's great. Cut.
对了 So, listen,
你今天下午能叫个搬家车去现场吗 will you be able to get a U-Haul there this afternoon?
我的礼物会直接 My gift is being delivered
送到婚礼现场 to the wedding site and
普通的车肯定没办法拉回家 you're never gonna be able to drive it home in a normal car.
尼基叔叔 我希望你今天 Uncle Nicky, I'm gonna need you to go ahead
尽可能地跟我保持距离 不要交谈 好吗 and interact with me as little as humanly possible today, okay?
-没问题 -谢谢 - You got it. - Thanks.
好了 杰克和海莉都睡着了 Okay, Jack and Hailey are both down for their nap.
我们收拾完行李 直接带他们上车 We can finish packing and then we can transfer them to the car.
然后他们可以一路睡到酒店 And then they're gonna sleep all the way to the hotel.
绝对不可能这么顺利 不过一如既往 Yeah, this is never gonna work, but as ever,
我很欣赏你的乐观 I appreciate your optimism.
他们会好好睡觉的 They're gonna stay down.
要打赌吗 Want to bet?
没问题 你想赌什么 Yeah, what ya putting on the table?
好 如果我赢了 你来个我喜欢的头部按摩 Okay, I win, you do that head thing I love.
挠头皮吗 The scalp tickle?
挠个20分钟 For, like, 20 minutes.
赌这么大 可以啊 High stakes. Fine.
太棒了 我今天可没想到 This is great-- I didn't have a head tickle
赢了可以挠头皮 on my Toby bingo card today.
-你知道我还没想到什么吗 -什么 - You know what else I didn't have on my card? - What?
找到工作 Getting a job.
-什么 -没错 他们刚发来了正式的录用通知 - What? - Yeah, they just sent the official offer letter though.
那家创业公司吗 The start-up?
宝贝 Babe!
看吧 See?
我天 本就该工作找你 而不是你找工作 Oh, my-- The world comes to Toby Damon.
-确实如此 -确实如此 - That's right. - That's right.
他们想要我在恢复办公之后 They are gonna want me in San Francisco three days a week
每周有三天去旧金山 所以... when the office re-opens, so...
好吧... Okay...
-所以 -我觉得我们应该 - Well, so-- - I think we should
好好考虑一下 seriously consider it.
仅靠你当助教的工资 We're not gonna be able to survive much longer
我们过不了多久的 on your teaching assistant salary alone.
而且我很久没收到过正式的入职通知了 所以... And I haven't gotten a serious offer in a long time. So...
好吧 可我们还过得下去呀 Okay, well, we're getting by.
虽然没攒下钱 但也没有入不敷出 I mean, we're not saving, but we're not drowning.
凯特 我想回去工作 I want to go back to work, Kate.
我需要工作...情感上需要 I need to... emotionally,
精神上也需要 mentally.
待在家里带孩子真的... Staying at home is just...
就是 我很爱孩子们 可是 All right, I love our children, but--
行 明白了 Okay, got it.
凯特 Kate?
托比 Toby.
我老公正在考虑一份 My husband is contemplating taking a job
需要他每周有三天在另一个城市的工作 that will put him in a different city three days a week.
而且他还说了一句 And he just used the sentence
"我很爱孩子们 可是" "I love our children, but."
给我几分钟消化一下好吗 Just give me a second to digest it.
你们站在那儿干什么 What are you guys doing up?
孩子们 Guys?
-杰克 -怎么了 - Jack. - What?
孩子们就站在那儿 They're just standing there.
简直就像在演恐怖片《玉米田的小孩》 Like Children of the Corn or something.
"三个小家伙"怎么了 What's wrong with the Big Three?
你们还爱彼此吗 Do you still love each other?
好了 该出发去酒店了 Okay, let's head to the hotel
这样女士们可以一起化妆换礼服 so the ladies can get ready together.
好的 到时候见吧 但临走前 All right, we'll see you there, but first,
再让我抱抱你 I can't stop hugging you.
天 我也要抱 Oh, God, it's happening to me, too.
必须...拥抱... Must... hug...
孙女们 grandchildren.
爷爷奶奶 快停下 Guys, stop!
我们才不停下 We're not gonna stop.
我感觉你们欠了我一整年的抱抱 I-I feel like I'm owed a year's worth of hugs.
-就是 -黛佳 别聊了 要出发了 - Yeah. - Hey, Dej, let's hurry it up over there.
马利克 Hey, Malik.
宾夕法尼亚大学有消息吗 Any news from Penn?
还没有 no, not yet.
你们知道吗 马利克申请了 you know, Malik applied
费城的四所顶尖大学 to the four top schools in the Philly area.
已经被其中三所录取了 真是战无不胜 And he got into three, because he's a beast!
你们知道还有谁是高材生吗 Hey, you know who else is a great student?
亚历克斯 Alex.
苔丝可是在跟班里的优秀毕业生约会呢 Yeah, Tess is dating her class valedictorian,
对吧 宝贝 isn't that right, babe?
他们确实是非常优秀的学生 They're a very good student.
真的 Yeah.
蝙蝠女孩们... Batgirls... let's, uh,
快把行李放进蝙蝠车里 快点 get your stuff together to the Batmobile, come on.
必须拥抱更多... Must hug more...
孙女 grandchildren.
必须...拥抱 Must... hug.
这样是吓人还是迷人 Is that creepy or charming?
还不好说 Yeah, I can't tell yet.
好吧 Okay.
走吧 Here we go.
不敢相信你们居然明天就要走了 I can't believe you guys are already leaving tomorrow.
我觉得...我们都没有坐下聊会儿呢 I feel like we... haven't had a chance to catch up.
我明白 婚礼期间的周末总是过得飞快 I know, I know. Wedding weekends always fly by so fast.
是啊 Yeah.
我真的很想知道更多 I was hoping to hear
-你在新奥尔良的事 -什么 - more about your trip to New Orleans. - What?
-我跟你说了呀 -不 你没有 - I told you about it. - No, you didn't.
只是蜻蜓点水地提了一下 兰德尔 Not-not much anyway. Randall,
我们好久没见了 we haven't seen each other in ages and...
我只是想知道那次旅行对你来说是怎样的 I just want to know how it was for you.
好的 Okay.
我很愿意跟你聊聊 Well, I-I'd really like to tell you about it.
-好的 -好的 - Okay. - Okay.
好了 各位 出发吧 Okay, everyone, let's go!
去凯文的婚礼咯 Let's get Kevin married!
需要抱更多人 Need more hugs.
现在可太吓人了 Yeah, uh, it's-it's way creepy now.
我的老天 Holy crap!
你把这里全都租下来了 You rented out this whole thing?
没错 疫情期间租下来更方便办婚礼 Yeah, well, you know, it's easier that way with COVID.
我去 你到底多有钱 Geez, how rich are you?
好了 我要去检查一下暖场音乐 Okay. I've got to go over the pre-ceremony music,
得再去检查一遍歌单 I've got to double-check the playlist,
然后我会去检查花园的布置情况 and I then I want to head out to the garden just to make sure
确保一切都完美无缺 大家都到了 everything is perfect out there. Here's comes everybody. Hey!
-凯文 -你们好啊 - Hey! Kevin. - What's up?
这地方太漂亮了 Look at this place!
-还不错 对吧 -是相当可以 兄弟 - Not bad, right? - Not bad at all, brother.
-还好吗 -好着呢 - What's going on? - Oh, you know, nothing.
-你们好吗 你们都很漂亮 -挺好的 - How are you? You guys look beautiful. - Good.
-你好吗 -好了 教练 - How are you doing? - All right, coach,
快点 让我参与准备吧 come on, put me in the game.
-需要我干啥 -不用 现在还没什么事儿 - What do you need. - No, nothing, nothing so far.
-一切都好 顺利进行 -真的吗 - Everything is good, smooth. - Yeah?
-真的 -一个星期前你还有很多不确定 - Yeah - 'Cause a week ago you were Jerry Maguire-ing out.
-但现在 你没事了吗 -对 - But, uh, you're good? - Yeah.
我知道一直以来我的爱情经历 No, I know my entire life has been an exercise
基本都是在自我毁灭 in romantic self-destruction,
但今天不会 今天我状态好极了 but not today. Today I am good.
这就是我最想在的地方 This is exactly where I want to be.
我只想确保一切都完美进行 I just want to make sure everything's perfect.
-你懂我的意思吧 -明白 - You know what I mean? - Okay.
有事就叫我 兄弟 Well, I'm here for you, brother.
天知道我现在很想 God knows I wouldn't mind
有点什么事情把我拉走 being pulled away right now.
这是什么意思 Well, what does that mean?
没什么 Nothing.
妈想知道我去新奥尔良的事 Mom wants to talk about my trip to New Orleans.
这... Well...
是啊 你专心准备婚礼 好吗 Yeah. Hey, you keep your eye on the ball, okay?
有事随时发消息给我 Text me if you need me.
蝙蝠女孩们 去蝙蝠基地了 Yo, Batgirls. To the Batcave.
等等 等等 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
-我拿来了伴娘服 -太好了 - I have dresses for the bridesmaids. - Cool.
太漂亮了 How pretty.
真好看 That's nice.
-你没事吧 -我没事 - You good? - Yeah, I'm fine.
好了 等会儿见 兄弟 All right, come on. See you later, man.
好的 All right.
怎么了 What?
出了点小问题 We have a small problem.
是这样的 圣坛一小时前倒塌了 So, the altar collapsed an hour ago.
横梁全碎了 The crossbeam is completely shattered.
但我们有个计划 But we have a plan.
我们马上重新布置装饰 We are going to rearrange the furniture,
然后你们会在表白树下 And instead of the altar,
而不是在圣坛旁举行婚礼 you can get married under the statement tree.
-我们也讨论过这个方案 -确实是 - Now, we discussed that option earlier. - We did.
但最后还是选了圣坛 And then we came back to the altar.
你记得吧 麦迪逊设计了整个圣坛 Remember, Madison designed the whole thing?
传统乡村风 还有她最爱的花 Traditional rustic, her favorite flowers?
我知道 我会和她解释的 I know. And I'll talk to her.
你只需要放轻松就行 Okay? The only thing you need to do is relax.
瓦妮莎 你听我说 Vanessa, listen.
我和麦迪逊的这段婚姻 Madison and I haven't exactly had
开始时并不浪漫 the most romantic beginning to this marriage,
所以我非常希望... but so help me, today...
今天能成为永生难忘的日子 today will be one for the ages.
所以 一切都按照她想要的方式进行的话 So I will relax when everything's exactly the way
我才会放心 不能有半点差池 she wanted it, not a moment sooner.
你... 你非得在这时候录像吗 Do you-- do you have to do that right now, though?
嗯 你会想要这个片段的 Yeah. I mean, you're gonna want this.
刚刚那段话太棒了 That speech was great.
好的没问题 Absolutely.
女人们打扮得漂漂亮亮 Women getting all gussied up.
兰德·P 感觉很爽 Randy P. Feeling fine.
该如何打发 这段闲暇时光 What's he gonna do with his free time?
-准备点... -兰德尔 - Cooking up a batch of... - Randall.
发型师和化妆师一个小时之后才来 the hair and makeup people don't come for an hour.
要不我们去喝杯咖啡 聊聊天 Maybe now is a good time to grab a coffee and catch up?
好啊 Yes, ma'am.
兰德·P 有得忙了 Guess Randy P. is doing that.
这是海 Yes. So, um, this is Hai.
就是他联系我的 He's the one who contacted me.
而这位... 就是罗瑞尔 And this here... that's, uh, Laurel.
是我的生母 That's my birth mother.
真美 Stunning.
我... Yeah, I...
你的眼睛很像她 You have her eyes.
-是吗 -嗯 - Yeah? - Yeah.
我之前也这么认为 但不是很确定 Yeah. I thought so, too, but I wasn't sure.
大家都说安妮和我的眼睛很像 Everyone always says Annie and I have the same eyes,
所以我猜 都是从她那儿遗传来的 so I guess that, um... I guess that tracks.
我跟你说了安妮最近迷上什么东西了吗 Oh, man, have I told you what Annie's gotten into?
-没有 -保龄球 - No. - Bowling.
她真是天赋异禀 She's a strangely good bowler.
前几天她打出214分 The other day she bowled a 214.
我还特地查了下"保龄球奖学金" I literally had to goggle "Bowling scholarships."
-那挺好 -挺好的 - Anyhow... - Anyhow.
兰德尔 伴郎紧急情况 Randall. Best man emergency.
-得去忙了 -去吧 - Duty calls. - Go, go, go.
我需要你把大家召集起来 I need you to rally the troops, all right?
找一辆你能找得到的最大SUV 开到超市 Find the biggest SUV you can find and head to Home Depot.
好的 Okay, um...
什么情况 What are we?
那个圣坛 整件事 就是... The altar, the whole thing, it's just...
好了各位 我知道你们听到 Okay, guys, uh, we know you heard us
我们俩刚才的说话声很大 having a, uh... conversation in loud voices.
那是因为爸爸做错事了 Because Daddy messed up.
-但我们想给你们看样东西 -是的 - But, uh, we want to show you something. - Yeah.
这是爸爸妈妈结婚当天 This is Mommy and Daddy on their wedding day.
这是爸爸告诉妈妈 And that is Daddy telling Mommy
他有多爱妈妈 how much he loves her.
你们爸爸那天十分有魅力 He was very charming that day, your father.
宝贝 告诉他们你当时说的是什么 Go ahead and tell them what you were saying, babe.
你们看 这是我开始说誓词 See, this was the start of my vows, and...
反正 我当时... And, you know, I was--
-我当时 当时说... -等等 你... - I was-I was saying... - Wait. You...
你居然不记得你的结婚誓词了吗 You seriously don't remember your wedding vows?
难道你记得你的誓词吗 Come on, do you remember yours?
嗯 我还真记得 Yes, I do, in fact,
因为那是我一生中最重要的一天 杰克 because it was one of the most important days of my life, Jack.
但无所谓了 因为你可能某一天 But it's okay, because you will probably just
录球赛把这个也覆盖了 tape over this with some ball game.
不是吧 你还在为那个脑残的电视剧生气吗 Come on, are you still mad about that stupid show?
-脑残剧 -是的 脑残剧 - Stupid show? - Yeah, stupid show.
-他们在婚礼上搞了一场恐怖屠杀 -是啊 - They had a terrorist massacre at a wedding? - Yeah.
那可不是什么高雅艺术 小贝 That ain't high art, Bec.
我的秘书说 他们只杀了卢克和阿什利女士 Plus, my secretary said they only killed Luke and Lady Ash,
-都不是什么主角 -阿什利女士 - not even any of the main characters. - Lady Ashley?!
你居然就这样毁了那部剧 Did you seriously just ruin the show for me?
这部剧很早之前就把自己毁了 The show ruined itself a long time ago.
琼可以做得更好 Joan can do better.
宝贝... Babe...
孩子们 我们真的 非常相爱 Guys, we are genuinely, madly in love.
-结婚的夫妇都嫉恨我们 -嫉恨我们 - married couples hate us. - Hate us.
所以我们才没有朋友 It's why we have no friends.
是的 没有 Yeah, none.
你们俩需要再结一次婚 You guys need to get married again.
就今天 Today.
我都差点忘了 Almost forgot.
-你说需要钱买衣服什么的 -买礼服 - You said you needed this for an outfit or something? - A dress.
参加八年级的舞会 For the eighth grade dance.
但现在不需要了 那个男生邀请了别人 But I don't need it anymore. The boy asked someone else.
我相信肯定有人会邀请你的 Well, I'm sure someone else will go with you.
别太挑了 宝贝 Don't be choosey, hon.
不一定非要是舞会国王 Doesn't have to be the prom king.
不一定非要碰撞出美妙火花 Doesn't have to be magical sparks.
找一个愿意跟你一起去的人就行了 Just find someone willing to go with you.
你还好吗 Are you okay?
抱歉 我刚刚在想我的誓词 Sorry, I was just thinking about my vows.
我当众说话会很紧张 I get so nervous when I speak in public
-说话听起来会像艾尔文 -谁 - I start sounding like Alvin. - Who?
《鼠来宝》里面的 From the Chipmunks?
艾尔文 西蒙和... Alvin and Simon and...
第三只花栗鼠是谁 Who is that other Chipmunk?
我不知道 I don't know.
-可怜的第三只小老鼠 -是啊 - That poor third Chipmunk. - I know.
麦迪逊 Madison...
誓词本身不重要 it's not about the words,
讲话的方式也不重要 真的 you know, or the delivery.
你足够爱一个人 爱到愿意做出这种承诺 When you love someone enough to make this kind of commitment,
这比誓言本身重要得多 I mean, it's bigger than that.
当你们看着对方的眼睛 You know, when you look into each other's eyes,
然后说 在往后余生 and-and you say that you care
相比于自己所需 more about what they need than what you need
你更在乎对方所需 for the rest of your life...
-谢谢你 -为什么 - thank you. - For what?
给我提了个醒 A reminder.
我去打个电话 I'm just gonna make a quick phone call.
我马上就回来 I'll be right back.
*我们是鼠来宝* *We are the Chipmunks*
*艾尔文 西蒙* *Alvin, Simon.*
西奥多 Theodore!
可怜的小西奥多 Poor little Theodore.
我爱你 嫂子 I love you, sister-in-law.
我也爱你 I love you, too.
黛佳 Hey, Dej.
你觉得你会嫁给马利克吗 Do you think you're ever gonna marry Malik?
安妮 你疯了吗 Annie, are you crazy?
我都没想过这种荒唐事 I'm not even thinking about that nonsense.
我甚至都没想过 你知道的 I'm not even thinking that, you know,
我们俩在他未来的 we'll get married one day in his future
米其林星级餐厅里结婚 我根本没想过 Michelin star restaurant. I'm not thinking about that.
苔丝 你真是太美了 Tess, you look incredible.
谢谢 Thanks.
苔丝 我知道我最近的表现不是很好 Tess, I know I've been doing everything wrong with you lately,
所以我现在应该更加小心[踮着脚走] and I should tiptoe right now,
但这双鞋不适合踮起脚尖 but these slippers aren't built to tiptoe,
所以 你到底怎么了 so... what's up?
感觉大家都希望我表露出他们想要的样子 It feels like everyone wants a version of me
可那不是我 that isn't... me.
我穿着这条裙子很不舒服 I'm not comfortable in this dress.
但我不想让凯文大伯失望 也不想让你失望 But I don't want to disappoint Uncle Kevin or you and...
别说了 Hey, stop.
你不会让我失望的 You cannot disappoint me.
你得知道这一点 I need you to understand that.
你可以穿短裤参加婚礼 好吗 You could wear shorts to this wedding, okay?
你可以支持达拉斯牛仔 You could root for the Dallas Cowboys.
你甚至可以谋杀一个人 You could murder somebody.
我会很震惊 I'd be surprised.
我可能会问一些问题 I'd probably ask a couple questions,
但我会认为你有自己的理由 but I'd assume you had your reasons.
好了 如果这条裙子不是你的风格 All right, look. This dress isn't you, huh?
那我们就把它变成你的风格 Well, let's... let's make it you.
谢谢 谢谢 Thank you, thank you.
爸爸 你发誓你会永远爱妈妈吗 Daddy, do you promise to love Mommy forever?
我发誓 我不仅会永远爱妈妈 Not only do I promise to love Mommy forever,
我还发誓 我会永远爱这个家 I promise to love this whole family forever.
过来 伸出手 快来 Hey, come here. Hands in. Come on.
快来 Come on.
你们愿意永远跟我在一起吗 Will you guys marry me forever?
你发誓你再也不会 Do you promise to never
用"脑残"来形容有史以来 refer to the best show in the history of television
-最棒的电视节目吗 -最棒的节目... - as "Stupid" ever again? - The best show on...
-杰克 -我发誓 - Jack. - I do.
那我也愿意 Well, then, I do, too.
孩子们呢 Kids?
我愿意 I do!
你们愿意吗 You do?
-喂 -你好 我是凯特 - Hello? - Hi, it's Kate.
你好 Oh, hey.
我打来是因为我要辞职 I'm calling because I need to resign.
你说什么 I'm sorry?
事情是这样... It's just that, um...
托比找到了工作 我们不能都全职上班 Toby got a job offer, and we both can't work full time,
得照顾孩子 所以... you know, with the kids, so...
还在吗 Hello?
我本来就不想雇你 You know, I didn't want to hire you.
是被逼无奈的 I got stuck with you.
一个毫无经验的助手 An inexperienced aide
-没有资格证和技能 -我知道 - with no qualifications or skill sets... - I know.
我还没说完 Not finished.
没有资格证 没有技能 No qualifications, no skill sets
-好吧 -不过... - I-- Okay. - And yet...
结果你居然做得很好 you ended up being great.
学生们很喜欢你 I mean, the students love you.
你很有天赋 能帮上很多忙 You're talented, you're useful,
极少数情况下 你的笑话还很有趣 and on rare occasions your jokes are funny.
所以 我不同意 我不接受你的辞职 So, no, I do not accept your resignation.
菲利普 我... Philip, I...
我要挂断了 I'm hanging up now.
拒绝你的辞职请求 Resignation rejected.
米格尔 你确定这玩意能立起来吗 Miguel, you sure this thing's gonna hold up?
我跟大家一样 喜欢看《欢笑一箩筐》 I mean, I love America's Funniest Home Videos, just like the next guy;
但我不希望我的婚礼变成那样 I don't want my wedding on it.
我保证 凯文 我会让这东西站住的 I promise you, Kevin, I'm gonna get this thing standing,
托比正在插花 and Toby's working on that flower arrangement
可以用来遮盖不完美的地方 to cover anything that's not perfect.
为什么 你不是雏菊 Why, you're no daisy.
你根本就不是雏菊 You're no daisy at all.
出自《墓碑镇》 你觉得酷吗 It's Tombstone. Is this thing on?
-天啊 -好了 这个给你 小凯 - Jesus. - All right, here we go, Kev.
这个 好了 This-- Yeah.
这是什么情况 What are we doing?
你站在大太阳底下 老兄 You're standing in the full sun, man.
我可不希望照片上的新郎 I'm not gonna have the groom
看着像芝麻街挠痒娃娃一样黑 looking all Tickle Me Elmo in his wedding photos.
米格尔 你确定这些凹槽合适吗 老兄 Miguel, you sure those grooves are matched up, man?
-我... -确定 - I... - Yes. Yes.
-真的吗 -我不知道 - They are? - I don't know.
过去20年 我都是花钱雇人 I've paid people for the last 20 years
-来替我干这些活 -天啊 - to do things like this for me. - Oh, God.
小凯 复仇者集合完毕 Hey, Kev, the Avengers have assembled.
我们能做好的 We got this.
要不你进去把你的脸护理一下... Why don't you go inside and get your face on...
-各位好 -你要干... - Guys, guys, guys. - What do y-- whoa.
你们有歌单吗 开场曲是法兰奇·瓦利的 You got that playlist? The one that started with Frankie Valli?
-有 在这里 -你介意我看一眼吗 - Yep, got it right here. - You mind if I take a look at it,
-确认一下顺序对不对 -小凯 小凯 - just to make sure that you've got the right order? -Kev. Kev.
-稍等 -凯文 - One second. - Kevin.
-怎么了 -我们能做好的 老兄 - Yep? - We got this, man.
好吗 一切都很完美 All right? Everything is perfect.
你还好吗 Are you okay?
当然 我很好 Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay, I'm okay.
-你还好吗 -当然 - Are you okay? - Yeah.
因为我刚才去找你的时候 'Cause I saw you were sitting with Mom earlier
看见你跟妈妈坐在一起 发生了什么吗 when I came to get you. What happened?
她看完第二张照片后 She started openly crying
就开始放声哭泣 于是我就跑了 after the second photo and I bailed.
-不是吧... -不值得让她伤心 - No... - It's-it's not worth it.
-那不是什么... -小凯 - That's not what.. - Hey, Kev.
兰德尔 别看我 Hey. Randall, don't look at me.
-你在干... -转过去 还是说只有新娘不能看 - What are you...? - Turn around-- or is that for the bride?
-我不... -好吧 不重要 - I don't... - Okay, it doesn't matter.
我想稍微改一下苔丝的裙子 Hey, I'm gonna make a few changes to Tess's dress.
你觉得麦迪逊会被吓到吗 Do you think that Madison's gonna have a coronary?
-我不知道 我怎么会... -好 很好 - I don't know, I mean, there's no-- how do I... - Okay, great.
非常好 谢谢 不用担心 好吗 Perfect. Thank you. Don't even worry about it, all right?
你有点晒伤了 老兄 再见 Getting a little sunburned, bro. Bye.
抱歉 听着 你得跟妈妈聊聊 Sorr-- Listen, like, you should be able to talk to Mom
你不要觉得每次跟她提这件事 without feeling like she's gonna break down
她就会崩溃 every time you bring up...
跟你说 这个螺丝尺寸不对 Tell you. It's the wrong-sized screw.
我经营着一家价值上百万的建筑公司 I literally ran a multimillion dollar construction company.
我们要重造《无依之地》里的拖车时 When we redo the Nomadland trailer,
我会叫你的 尼奇 I'll call you, Nicky.
-好吗 -我不知道你在说什么 咬我啊 - Okay? - I don't even understand that reference, so bite me.
好了 各位 Okay, let's-- Hey, guys!
我们能专心点吗 Can we focus?
米格尔 你能对我叔叔客气点吗 Miguel, will you please be nice to my uncle?
尼奇叔叔 《无依之地》是一部电影 Uncle Nicky, Nomadland is-is a movie
不过你很可能会嘲笑那部电影 that you would probably make fun of.
花弄得怎么样了 How are the flowers coming?
花开正旺 非常漂亮 Blooming and marvelous.
你顺利地谈了一段异地恋 Um, hey, you've navigated a long-distance relationship.
-你是怎么做的 -我做得不好 托比 - How did you manage that? - Not well, Toby.
我离婚了 还差点错过孩子出生 I got divorced and then I almost missed the birth of my children.
等等 你为什么问这个 Wait, why do you ask?
没理由 No reason.
没有非要在你结婚这天讨论的理由 I mean, no reason we're gonna talk about on your wedding day.
-等等 什么... -凯文·皮尔森在吗 - Wait, no, what... - There a Kevin Pearson here?
好的 我的礼物到了 Ah! Okay, that's my gift.
好了 当我想象一段婚姻的时候 Uh, all right, well, this is how I always imagined
通常是这个画面 a-a marriage would be,
两个人坐在一起 享受舒适的沉默 would be two people sitting in comfortable silence
坐在阿迪朗达克椅上 紧挨着对方 next to each other, in Adirondack chairs.
我还刻了你们名字的首字母 I-I had your, uh, initials engraved in them.
对了 小凯 Hey, oh, listen, Kev,
你有现金付这些人小费吗 you got enough, uh, you got any cash to tip these guys?
我得透个气 我得透个气 I need air. I need-- I need air.
-你就在外面 -我要进去透气 - You're outside. - I need inside air.
-兰德尔 别跟着我 -好 没问题 - Randall, get away from me, please. - Yeah, no problem.
好了 我决定不要那份工作了 Okay, so I have decided not to take the job.
我想通了 我太爱你们了 It turns out that I like all of you far too much
我做不到一周离开你们三天 所以... to be away from you three days a week, so...
不 不 宝贝 你很期待那份工作 No, no. Babe, you are so excited about that job.
你不能放弃 You can't turn it down.
好吧 Okay, uh...
我也不想放弃我的工作 And I'm not going to quit my job, either.
我很擅长这份工作 小托 I'm really good at it, Tobe.
而且这是我一直以来都在等待的工作 And it's the job that I've been waiting for my entire life.
-所以... -是啊 好的... - Uh, so... - Yeah, okay, ok...
好吧 那我们该如何是好呢 Okay, so how can we possibly make this work?
我今天想起了我们的婚礼誓言 I was thinking about our wedding vows today.
实话说 你当时说了什么我一个字都不记得了 To be honest, I don't remember a single thing that you said.
我只是全程站在那里 心想 I stood there the whole time just thinking,
"能不能来个人干脆地问我愿不愿意嫁给他" "Would someone, please, just ask me if I will marry him
"我就能以迅雷不及掩耳之势答应了" so I can just say yes as quickly as humanly possible?"
那是四年前 我们还没有两个孩子 You know, it's four years and two kids ago.
而且我宁愿一周和你相处四天 And I'd rather spend four days a week with you
也不想一周跟别人相处八天 than eight days a week with anyone else.
一周几天可不是这么算的 That's not how weeks work.
好吧 我知道... Well, I know. I know. You know...
但我们能行的 But we can do this.
你在听我说吗 Are you with me?
悉听尊便 放着我来 I'm your huckleberry.
《墓碑镇》 Tombstone.
老天 我爱死你了 God, I love you.
我觉得你只是爱我知道电影台词出处 I think that you just love that I know random movie quotes.
不 凯特 No, Kate.
我对你的爱远不止这些 It is quite a lot more than that.
宝贝... Babe...
好了 Okay.
你觉得如何 What do you think?
-我很喜欢 真的 -是吗 - I love it. Yeah. - Yeah?
我对你的态度不太好 I haven't been nice to you.
一年来都这样 This whole year.
你今年发生了很多大事 It's been a big year for you.
你谈了第一次恋爱 You're in your first relationship,
我却没能好好处理全部细节 and I haven't been getting it all right.
你已经处理得很好了 You've gotten a lot right.
我爱你 妈 I love you, Mom.
如果我未来十年忘了说这句话 很抱歉 And I'm sorry if I forget to say it for the next ten years.
没事 现在说一次就够了 Well, I guess this one time will have to be enough.
你先接电话 Let me give you a minute.
猜猜谁四家都中了 Well, guess who went four for four.
不是吧 For real?
宾大吗 你在说谎 Penn? You're lying.
其实 还真是 Uh, yeah, actually.
我确实说了点谎 I kind of am.
我申了五家都中了 I went five for five.
别告诉别人 其实我还申请了哈佛 Don't tell anybody this, but I applied to Harvard.
我也被哈佛录取了 小黛 I got into Harvard, too, Dej.
我被哈佛录取了 I got into Harvard.
在波士顿 In Boston.
对 Uh, yeah.
我一直没给你一个解释 对吗 I've never really given you an explanation, have I?
一直以来... All this time...
我一直没解释我为什么要那么做 I never really explained why I did what I did.
还有我是如何对你隐瞒的 And how I kept it from you.
或许是因为根本没有合理的原因 I guess because there is no viable explanation.
-妈 我们没必要... -不不不 - Mom, we don't have... - No, no, no, no.
你已经放过我太多太多次了 I-I've let you let me off the hook far too many times.
你还记得你小时候吗 Do you remember when you were a little boy,
我们曾经... and we had the, um,
在客厅办过一场家庭婚礼吗 the family wedding in the living room?
有点印象 Barely.
可能主要因为看过照片 Maybe more from the pictures.
我记得你 I remember you
一直在看我们 看了好几次 looking at us, more than a few times.
我当时就在想你是不是在想他们 And I wondered if you were thinking about them.
想你的父母 Your parents.
但依旧 我没去谈这个话题 And still, I didn't go there.
我逃避了 And I avoided it.
我找了借口 I... I rationalized
因为我把你带回家时仍然很悲痛 that I took you home when I was still grieving,
因为...他们是瘾君子 I... they were addicts.
但我从没... But I never...
我从没给过你机会讨论这些 I never gave you the forum to talk about it.
小时候没有 青少年时期也没有 Not as a little boy, not as a teenager.
现在你成年了也没有 Not now as a grown man.
我知道一些事情 And I knew things.
却把它们藏在了心底 And I hid them.
我感觉非常惭愧 And I'm-- I'm very ashamed.
我知道现在说这话太晚了 I know it is way too late to say this,
但我想明确地告诉你 but I need to say it to you very clearly.
我很抱歉 I am so sorry.
你是我的整个世界 You are my entire world,
-而我对你的所作所为... -你没做... - and what I did to you... - You didn't do...
你可以告诉我 我如何伤害了你 You can tell me how I've hurt you.
如果这很难说出口 And if that doesn't come easy,
你可以给我讲讲你的旅行 you can tell me about your journey.
如果我哭了起来 And if I cry,
是因为我知道了自己 it's 'cause I know
从我最爱的人身边夺走了什么 what I robbed from my favorite person,
而不是因为我感觉嫉妒或者受伤 好吗 it's not because I'm jealous or hurt, okay?
好的 Okay.
跟我说说她的事吧 So tell me about her.
跟我说说你的母亲 Tell me about your mother.
她是我的生母 She's my birth mother.
她生前是个非常优秀的女人 She was a pretty incredible woman.
嗯 Yeah.
她个性强大 She was a force of nature,
是那种每件事都做到完美的人 懂吗 one of those people that does everything at 100, you know?
而且我在听过一些细节后 And as I heard some of the details,
甚至发现了一部分之前未曾注意到的自我 it unlocked a part of me that I didn't even know existed.
在你穿好衣服化好妆之前 They wanted to get portraits of you
他们想给你拍几张人像照片 before you got all wed-head and stuff.
现在方便吗 Is now a good time?
现在方便吗 Uh, is this a good time?
其实... Look, um...
这话有点难以启齿 There's no easy way to say this.
但恐怕我们的关系 I think our relationship has gone
已经走到尽头了 麦迪逊 as far as it's gonna go, Madison.
好吧 不不不 大卫 Okay, no, no, no, David.
别这样 我们只是遇到了点小挫折... Come on, we're-we're just going through a little rough patch...
我对你的感觉跟你对我不一样 I-I don't feel about you the way you feel about me.
好了 别说了... Okay. Hang on, um...
麦迪逊... Madison...
我是以朋友的身份这么说 and I say this as a friend.
我不明白为什么我说完这些后 I don't know why there'd be anything more to say
你还会想要解释 after what I just said.
其实 我知道自己身上没有你们的问题 Look, I know I don't have the same issues as everyone here,
我知道这点 I recognize that.
但你们体会不到 像我这么苗条的人 But you guys don't know what it's like looking like me
腰腹部却有六七斤肥肉是什么感觉 and carrying around that extra seven pounds in your midsection.
麦迪逊 Madison?
抱歉 Excuse me.
天呐 我确实得护理一下了 Oh, God, I do need to put my face on.
我们现在该见面吗 Am I supposed to be seeing you?
我似乎不该看到你 I don't think I'm supposed to be seeing you.
你看起来美极了 You-you look incredible,
但我感觉现在不该看到你 but I don't think I'm supposed to be seeing you.
我知道 抱歉... I know. I'm sorry. Um...
-话说 你还没穿好衣服 -是的 说来话长 - You're not dressed, by the way. - No, I know. It's a long story.
待会跟你说 I'll tell you later.
你爱我吗 Are you in love with me?
麦迪逊... Madison, uh...
我们两个小时后就要结婚了 We're getting married in, like, two hours.
我们终于要成为一家人了 We're-we're gonna become a family.
一家人 A family.
是啊 我们经常这么说 Yeah, we, um, we use that language a lot.
"我们爱上了这个家庭" "We have fallen in love with this family."
"我们四人是唯一重要的事" "The four of us are the only thing that matters."
我不明白你想... I'm not sure what-what you're...
我爱上你了 凯文 I have fallen in love with you, Kevin.
这不奇怪 It's no surprise.
你太容易让人爱上了 You are very easy to fall in love with.
可是... But, um...
抱歉 我 我知道现在不是个好时候 Sorry. I, uh, I know this timing is terrible
而且这种桥段很俗气 但... and, um, borderline cliché, but, uh...
我妈给了我这对耳环 My mother gave me these.
然后她就离开了 And then she left.
她把我留给了一个什么都给不了的爸爸 She left me with a father who gave me nothing.
那个人甚至曾经告诉我 Who literally told me
不要期待生活中有什么美妙火花 not to expect life to have magical sparks.
所以我之前一直都在跌跌撞撞地生活 I have stumbled through a life gratefully accepting
任何人的微末示好都能让我感恩戴德 whatever scraps of affection anyone would give me.
可你是如此完美 And you are so wonderful.
你的... Your...
你的家人让我第一次体会到了家的感觉 Your family has given me the first family I have ever had.
所以我很容易就会避开一个问题 And it would be so easy for me to tiptoe around the fact
那就是 你可能并没有爱上我 that you may not be in love with me.
我们先喘口气 好吗 I think we can take a breath here, okay?
很好 Okay.
我喜欢我们现在拥有的一切 I love what we have.
我喜欢我们正在建设的一切 I love what we're building.
我觉得你棒到无以复加 I-I think you are incredible.
我喜欢看你跟孩子们在一起 还有... And I love watching you with our children, and-and...
有你陪着的时光 我都感觉很好很充实 The time I spend with you, I-I feel good and full
-很开心还有... -凯文 别这样 - and-and happy and... - Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, come on.
你这周一直在东奔西跑地忙碌 You have been running around all week
就希望今天足够完美 trying to make today perfect.
难道你没发现... Don't you see...
我们结合的契机确实有别于常人 We didn't come together under normal circumstances.
我知道 我也知道你很清楚这一点 I know that. I know that you know that.
但我们 我们所拥有的这些... But what we-- This-this, what we have...
会慢慢生长巩固的 ...it will grow.
可以生长的 会的 It can grow. It will.
好吗 Okay?
我没办法嫁给一个不爱我的人 I can't marry someone who's not in love with me.
我知道可能有点讽刺 但我认为 I know it's ironic, but I think you have
你终于让我意识到 我其实值得拥有爱我的人 finally helped me realize that I am worthy of that.
你是不是紧张 也许这是你 Are you nerv-- are-- maybe this is you
-你只是紧张 婚前紧张而已 -不不不 - and you're nervous, you're getting the jitters. - No, no, no.
没事 这样很正常 No, this is a normal thing.
-大家结婚时都会紧张 -不 凯文 - This is what people go through. - No. Kevin.
我们还是可以一起照顾孩子的 We can still do this -all together.
我求你了 别这样 好吗 I am begging you right-- don't do this, okay?
我想和你在一起 麦迪逊 I want to be with you, Madison.
我们可以一起养家 We can raise a family together.
我想陪着你和我们的孩子 I want to be with you and our children.
-我向你保证 -好吗 可是我们... - I will commit to that with you, - okay? But we...
和我们孕育的孩子们一起生活在房子里... The children that we created together in-in a house together...
凯文 我们不能像这样结婚 We cannot get married this way, Kevin.
-一家人一起生活 -我们做不到 - ...as a family. - That cannot be us.
你很清楚 You know it.
-拜托你别这样 -凯文 你很清楚 - Please don't do this. - Kevin, you know it.
你今天过得怎么样 So, how was your day?
老样子 Oh, you know.
我没办法跟她说 Couldn't say it to her.
确实不行 Not like that.
我没办法对她说谎 I couldn't lie to her.
她怎么样 How is she?
还好 她陪着孩子们 状态还行 Yeah, she's with the babies. Hanging in.
她很担心你 She's worried about you.
你还好吗 兄弟 How you doing, brother?
还好... Yeah...
我还有点麻木 I'm numb, I think.
真想知道要是他在会怎么办 I wonder what he would do right now.
最近对我来说 把你们的父亲 It's getting harder for me, lately,
纳入我们的家庭情境是越来越难了 to add your father to our family situations.
以前很容易想象 It used to come so easily,
但毕竟发生了太多事 but so much has changed.
有了孙子孙女 还有结婚什么的... Uh, grandchildren and marriages and...
我也不知道是不是因为得了这个病 And I don't know if it's this disease,
可好像我的大脑有时不允许我 but it's, it's like my brain won't allow me
在某些场景中 to actually add him
加入他的身影 你们能明白吗 to scenes sometimes, you know?
他今晚应该不会离开凯文 He wouldn't leave Kevin's side tonight.
是的 那是自然 Yeah. That is for sure.
而且他还会担心你会去喝酒 And he'd be worried that you would drink.
我不会的 I won't.
你必须忙起来 因为你... You need to stay busy, 'cause you're... you're best
-忙起来时最优秀 -好的 我会的 - when you're busy. - Yes. I will.
我倒是有个任务安排给你 I actually have a project for you.
我虽然不知道自己还有多少年清醒 I don't know how many good years I have left.
但我只知道我想尽可能多地 I just know that I want to spend
和你们几个在一起 as much time with you guys as possible.
我发现 And I found, um,
今年在木屋里生活时有一种别样的宁静 a different kind of peace at the cabin this year.
小凯 Kev.
你去建好那座房子 Build me that house.
那座他本打算为我建的房子 The house he was gonna build for me.
好的 Yeah.
真是不太平的一年 What a year, huh?
-是啊... -会好起来的 - Yeah... - It'll get better.
黎明前的夜总是最黑暗的 It's always darkest before the dawn,
但我们把悲剧挂在人生的篱笆栏 然后继续战斗 but we hang our tragedies on fence posts and we fight on.
你说我们干什么 What do we do?
我不知道 贝丝说的时候听起来更有哲理 I don't know. It sounds better when Beth says it.
亲爱的 你会没事的 You're gonna be fine, honey.
我估计州法院应该不太会同意 And the state would probably look down on it,
但是我声明 我很愿意嫁给你 but for the record, I would marry you.
我愿意和你们所有人结婚 I would marry all of you.
谢谢妈 Thanks, Ma.
一切都会好起来的 Everything's gonna be all right.
"芬礼" Ma-wage.
我们今天共聚在这场芬礼 Ma-wage is what brings us together today.
没错 就这么说 Yep. That's the one.
大家一定会喜欢的 People are going to love it.
三个小家伙之家
芬礼... Ma-wage...
明日之星
知道了 马上去换衣服 I know, I know, I'm getting dressed,
谁让妻子需要长筒袜 But the wife wanted stockings.
我还能怎么办 What the hell am I supposed to do?
我来帮他 没事的 尼奇 我们快走 I've got him, it's all good. Let's move Nicky, move.
顺便说一句 非常喜欢内容 很讨厌照片 Loved the article, by the way. Hated the picture.
你看到我有多帅了 兄弟 Oh, you know I look good, brother.
进来了 进来了 我不知道规矩 Coming in, coming in. I don't know the rules,
但关于祝酒词 but I got to get something
-我必须弄清楚一件事 -不行 快出去 - cleared for the toast. - No. Get out.
-什么 -不行 今早我已经跟你说过十二遍了 - What? - No, I told you 12 times this morning,
-男孩子不得入内 -男孩 我是45岁成年男性 - no boys allowed in here. - Boys? I'm a 45-year-old grown man,
非常谢谢你 我有一个问题 thank you kindly. I have a question.
-你领带上有污渍 快出去 -不 - Hey, you got something on your tie. Get out. - No. Oh!
-快出去 -别这样 我只是想知道 - Get out. - Come on, hey, I just need to know
引用电影台词或者模仿明星是不是可以 if movie quotes or impressions are allowed.
-仅此而已 -可以 - That's all. - Yes.
可以 这是我最后一次这么做 Yes. This is the last time I'm doing this,
所以百无禁忌 哥哥 so go crazy, brother.
你真是太美了 You look beautiful.
-好了 出去 -谢谢 - Okay. Get out. - Thank you.
-拜拜 -再见 - Bye-bye. - Yeah, bye-bye.
别这样 天哪 All right, come on. Geez.
你们是想逼疯一个努力准备完美婚礼致辞的人吗 Kill a guy for trying to deliver a perfect wedding speech.
如果我牺牲你的面子 Hey, listen, uh, you're okay if I do
开一些英国玩笑 你应该不介意吧 some British jokes at your expense, right?
如果你对你未来妹夫 Hey, if you can't take the piss out
都不能尽情嘲笑 of your future brother-in-law,
那你还能嘲笑谁呢 对吧 who can you take the piss out of, all right?
效果一定非常好 This is gonna be good.