摇滚。 Rockin'.
不给糖就捣蛋! Trick or treat!
你就恶心。 You're just disgusting.
把声音关小点! And turn that noise down!
你敢，婊子，放开那个! Don't you dare, bitch, get off that!
——嘿,傀儡。——什么? - Hey, Stooge. - What?
看看这个老家伙。 Check out the old fart.
好吧,伙计! All right, dude!
活宝在折磨他。帮帮忙，好吗? Stooge is hellin' him. Make yourself useful, okay?
轮。啊! Take the wheel. Ahh!
嘿，爷爷，看看镜子! Hey, Grandpa, look in the mirror!
你这混蛋! You stupid bastards!
你们都见鬼去吧! Damn you all to hell!
万圣节快乐,混蛋。 Happy Halloween, asshole.
该死的孩子。 Damn kids.
没有比老傻瓜更傻的傻瓜了。 There's no fool like an old fool.
你这狗娘养的! You son of a bitch!
冷静点，老爷子。 Hey, hey, cool it, pops.
你想打爆你的心脏起搏器吗? You want to blow your pacemaker or somethin'?
天啊，先生，对不起，我不是故意吓你的。 Gee, mister, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.
别碰我! Get your hands off of me!
-嘿，冷静点。-离我远点! - Hey, calm down. - Get away from me!
我，我只是想帮忙。 I-- I was just trying to help.
我不需要你的帮助，你这该死的小婊子! I don't need your help, you damn little whore!
好吧，反正我也不想帮你这样的老家伙。 Well fine, I wouldn't want to help an old creep like you anyway.
该死的臭小孩。 Damn rotten kids.
他们会得到他们应得的。 They'll get what they deserve.
是的，今晚他们会得到应有的惩罚。 Yes, they'll get what they deserve tonight.
——朱迪。——索尼。妈妈，我赶时间。 - Judy. - Sony. Mom, I'm In a hurry.
Jay Jansen打电话来了吗? Has Jay Jansen called?
周杰伦,没有。 Jay, no.
但是那个叫萨尔的男孩，他来看看你在家没有。 Oh, but that boy Sal, he stopped by to see if your were home.
-萨尔?——嗯。 - Sal? - Uh-huh.
我将得到它。 I'll get it.
你好,周杰伦吗? Hello, Jay?
朱迪，你准备好走了吗? Hey, Judy, you almost ready to go?
嗯,不完全是。 Um, not quite.
放学后我忙着帮助埃文斯太太为无家可归的人做募捐。 I got stuck after school helping Mrs. Evans out with that drive for the homeless.
我告诉过你那是个骗局。 I told you that was a scam.
好吧，总得有人去做。 Well, someone has to do it.
听着，今晚的计划有点小变化。 Well, listen, there's been a slight change of plan for tonight.
什么，什么意思? Wh-- what do you mean?
我要去参加一个更好的派对。 I've got a better party to go to.
这是不是意味着我应该另找个舞伴? Does this mean I should find another date for the dance?
当然不是。 Of course not.
我还以为你会乐意参加真正的派对呢。 Hey, I thought you'd be happy to go to a real party.
学校舞会是为书呆子准备的。 That school dance is for nerds.
好吧，当然，为什么不呢? Oh, okay, sure, why not?
这是谁? Who's giving it?
我不知道你是否认识她，她叫安吉拉。 I don't know if you know her, her name's Angela.
安吉拉? Angela?
不，我唯一认识的安吉拉就是历史课上那个奇怪的女孩。 No, the only Angela I know is that weird girl in history class.
事实上，杰，你在开玩笑吧。 Well, as a matter of fact-- Jay, you've gotta be kidding.
安吉拉真是个怪人。 Angela is such a weirdo.
弗兰妮说她喜欢巫术和各种诡异的东西。 Frannie says she's into witchcraft and all sorts of creepy stuff.
拜托，你不会相信这些吧? Come on, you don't believe all that, do you?
都是些废话。 It's a bunch of crap.
只是一个孤独的不合群的老家伙想通过古怪的行为来引起别人的注意，仅此而已。 Just a lonely old misfit trying to get some attention by acting weird, that's all.
那你到底为什么要去她的派对? So, why in the world would you want to go to her party then?
因为它是万圣节。 Because it's Halloween.
你知道谁的派对会更好吗? Who do you know that'll give a better party?
对她来说就像圣诞节一样。 It's like Christmas to her.
我们必须这么做吗? Do we have to?
来吧，麦克斯和弗兰妮也去。 Come on, Max and Frannie are going.
它会很有趣。 It'll be fun.
哦，好吧，我想是的。 Oh, all right, I guess so.
我等不及要见她的家人了。 I can't wait to meet her family.
她可能住在钟楼里。 She probably lives in a belfry.
它，它不在她家里。 Well, it's-- it's not at her house.
在赫尔大厦。 It's at Hull House.
赫尔大厦吗?松鸦 Hull House? Jay.
20分钟后来接你。 Pick you up in 20.
好大的咪咪，妹妹。 Wow, bodacious boobies, sis.
如果你一直在成长，你就得雇人给你系鞋带了。 You keep growin' you'll have to hire someone just to tie your shoes.
哦,出去! Ooh, out!
我要得到它! I'll get it!
哦! Uh!
嘘! Boo!
我希望我有个照相机。 I wish I had a camera.
你看起来像是丢了一堆东西，小詹姆斯。 You looked like you dropped a load, Junior.
嘿，嘿，冷静点，小子。 Hey-hey, cool it, squirt.
你以为你是谁，洛奇·巴尔博亚? Who do you think you are, Rocky Balboa?
放开我，怪物! Let me go, creep!
确定。 Sure.
现在去告诉那个小美女你叫你妹妹那个帅哥萨尔来了。 Now go tell that pretty little piece you call your sister that handsome hunk Sal is here.
告诉她我带了我的宠物蛇给她玩。 And tell her I brung my pet snake for her to play with.
朱迪在为约会做准备，混蛋。 Judy's gettin' ready for a date, butt hole.
如果我是你，我会在他出现把你的丑脸变成沙袋之前离开这里。 If I were you, I'd get outta here before he shows up and turns your ugly face into a punching bag.
别跟我胡扯，混蛋。 Don't give me that shit, punk.
在我失去冷静之前去找你妹妹。 Go get your sister before I lose my cool.
怎么了，你没听到我说的话吗，笨蛋? What's the matter, you didn't hear what I said, bozo?
放开我，不然我就喊我妈了。 Let me go or I'll yell for my mom.
继续，宝贝。 Aww, go on, baby.
怎么了，开不起玩笑吗? What's the matter, you can't take a joke?
现在，去找你妹妹。 Now, go get your sister.
朱迪的来穿。她要去参加派对。 Judy's gettin' dressed. She's goin' to a party.
党,什么聚会吗? Party, what party?
你不想知道吗? Wouldn't you like to know.
你这个小混蛋。 Oh, you little asshole.
哦,妈妈! Oh, Mother!
嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿。 Hey, hey, hey, hey.
快说出来吧，王牌。 Come on spill the beans, ace.
给，给你一大笔零钱让你开口说话。 Here, here's a nice chunk of change to loosen your lips a little.
你开玩笑吧，为了区区一个硬币背叛我亲爱的妹妹? Are you kidding, betray my beloved sister for a measly quarter?
你觉得这是什么，抑郁还是什么? What do you think this is, some kind of depression or something?
哦，够了。 Oh, that does it.
比利，你给我打电话了吗? Billy, did you call me?
嘿，嘿，嘿，这是我的最后报价，孩子。 Hey, hey, hey, this is my final offer, kid.
现在拿着它唱吧。 Now take it and sing.
该死的派对在哪里? Where's the friggin' party?
当然，反正你也会很胆小，不会撞车的。 Sure, you'll be too chicken to crash it anyway.
嘿,我试试。 Hey, try me.
-在赫尔大厦。——赫尔大厦吗? - It's at Hull House. - Hull House?
哈!你在耍什么花招，小矮子? Huh! What are trying to pull, Shorty?
你妹妹不会死在那种垃圾堆里。 Your sister wouldn't be caught dead in a dump like that.
你以为我是白痴吗? What do you think I am, some kind of idiot or what?
我的想法无关紧要。 What I think is besides the point.
今晚赫尔大厦。 Hull House tonight.
最好是直的，比利。 Better be straight, Billy boy.
否则我发誓我会回来揍扁你。 Or I swear I'm gonna come back here and kick your little ass.
嘿,我的面具。 Hey, my mask.
是的，非常感谢。 Yeah, thanks a lot.
努力地工作。 Fag.
你们有酸球吗? Do you guys have sour balls?
为什么，我们当然有。 Why, sure we do.
太糟了，我打赌你不常被口交。 Too bad, I bet you don't get many blowjobs.
你觉得你的东西够了吗? You think you got enough stuff?
来吧，我们可不想在自己的派对上迟到。 Come on, we don't want to be late to our own party.
拜托，你的脸看起来很好。 Come on, your face looks fine.
我从没见过有人对着镜子这么久。 I've never seen anybody spend more time in a mirror.
别紧张，我只是想在男生面前好看点。 Relax, I just want to look good for the boys.
希望你还记得邀请一些帅哥来参加派对。 You did remember to invite some cute boys to the party I hope.
当然了。 Of course I did.
我们要把他们吓得屁滚尿流。 And we're gonna scare the shit out of 'em.
小可爱，白马王子来了。 Cutie, Prince Charming 's here.
你一定是朱迪的弟弟吧? Well, you must be Judy's little brother, huh?
真幸运。 Huh, that's pretty lucky.
她，她是个很好的女孩。 She's, uh, she's a real nice girl.
是啊，你跟她约会是因为她的个性还是因为她有大cha cha ? Yeah, are you dating her for her personality or because she has big cha chas?
嗯,你好。 Well, hello there.
-你一定是杰。-是的。 - You must be Jay. - Yeah.
你想要一根软糖圆木吗? Would you like a fudge log?
天啊，我很想去，但我要注意体重。 Oh, gee-- Hey, I'd love to, but I'm trying to watch my weight.
你的体重，你在开玩笑吧。 Oh, your weight-- you must be kidding.
你瘦得像根栏杆。 You're skinny as a rail.
拜托，杰，别害羞。 Oh, come on, Jay, don't be shy.
吃一个吧，我刚从烤箱里拿出来。 Have one-- I just took 'em out of the oven.
不用了，谢谢，卡西迪太太，真的。 No thanks, Mrs. Cassidy, really.
——你肯定。-是的。 - You're sure. - Yeah.
当然，他肯定，妈。 Of course, he's sure, Ma.
他为什么想要一个? Why would he want one?
它们看起来像晒干的狮子狗粪便。 They look like sun-dried poodle turds.
比利。 Billy.
为什么是我? Why me?
嘿，你看起来很棒。 Hey, you look great.
你是我见过的最好的弗兰肯斯坦新娘。 You're the best bride of Frankenstein I ever saw.
杰，我以为你会穿戏服。 Jay, I thought you were gonna wear a costume.
是啊，但我。他是，他是个恶魔。 Well, I was, but I-- He is, he's the boogeyman.
你不能告诉吗?他是最优秀的。 Can't you tell? He's the pick of the litter.
请比利。 Billy, please.
亲爱的,万圣节快乐。 Happy Halloween, sweetheart.
我们最好快点。 Um, we better hurry.
是的，麦克斯和弗兰妮在等我。 Uh, yeah, Max and Frannie are waiting.
晚安，姑娘们，玩得开心。 Good night, girls, have a nice time.
享受跳舞。 Enjoy the dance.
天啊，我好尴尬。 God, I'm so embarrassed.
我妈妈和她的麦片盒食谱。 My mom and her cereal box recipes.
嗨,算了吧。 Hey, forget it.
到这里来。 Come here.
杰，慢点，好吗? Jay, slow down, okay?
是啊，我们有一整晚的时间。 Yeah, right, sure, we've got all night.
来吧。 Come on.
画这张地图的人一定是个半盲半智的人。 Whoever drew up this map must have been half blind and half retarded.
听起来像安琪拉。 Sounds like Angela.
该死的贱人，伙计。 Dizzy fuckin' bitch, man.
活宝，你是自愿成为混蛋的还是天生如此? Stooge, did you become an asshole of your own free will or were you born that way?
你听到什么好笑的事了吗? Did you hear somthin' funny?
我不知道我为什么要跟你们两个混蛋一起玩。 I don't know why I'm hangin' out with you two wipes.
-把地图给我!——嘿! - Give me that damn map! - Hey!
很好，活宝，看看你都干了些什么。 Great, Stooge, now look what you've done.
——典型的。——典型的! - Typical. - Typical!
闭嘴开车，婊子! Shut up and drive, bitch!
看这儿——在这儿转弯! Look here-- turn here!
嗯，如果派对真的很无聊，我们可以随时来我家。 Well, if the party's a real drag, we can always come back to my house.
在这里,他们来了。 Here they come.
感谢上帝，你们俩还有万圣节精神。 Well, thank God you two have the Halloween spirit.
至少我不会是唯一一个穿戏服的人。 At least I won't be the only one wearing a costume.
你不会真想看到杰穿戏服吧。 Oh, you didn't really expect to see Jay in a costume.
杰太酷了，不会那样的。 Jay's way too cool for that.
上车吧，麦克斯。 Just get in the car, Max.
太好了。 Great.
就好了。 Just great.
我一直想知道他们为什么叫你活宝。 You know, I always wondered why they called you Stooge.
听着，我说过我总是带着备用的。 Hey, look, I said I always carry a spare.
我可没答应给你撬胎棒。 I never promised you a tire iron.
我们一定是在什么地方拐错弯了。 You know, we really must have taken a wrong turn somewhere.
没人会在这里开派对。 No one would give a party out here.
我们绝对没有走错路，好吗? Look, we definitely did not take any wrong turns, okay?
我知道赫尔大厦在哪里。 I know where Hull House is.
离这儿不远。 It ain't far from here.
所以，闭嘴，快走! So, shut up and start walkin'!
——太棒了。——走? - Great. - Walk?
你又胖又笨吗? Are you fat and dumb?
嘿，来了一辆车。 Hey, here comes a car.
这一定是我的好运气。 Must be my good karma.
好了，杰，伙计! All right, Jay buddy!
你来得正是时候，伙计。 You got here just in time, dude.
你们需要帮忙吗? You guys need a hand?
我们肯定做的。 We sure do.
再见。 See ya.
我真高兴被你们说服了。 I'm so glad I let you guys talk me into this.
我们至少该帮他们换胎吧? Shouldn't we at least help them change their tire?
看在上帝的份上，朱迪，只是轮胎瘪了。 For Chrissakes, Judy, it's only a flat tire.
我觉得就连活宝都能猜出来。 I think even Stooge can figure that one out.
找到了，停车。 Hey, there it is, stop the car.
这地方以前是殡仪馆，对吧? This place was once a funeral parlor, wasn't it?
是的，四个县中最大的一个。 Yeah, biggest one in four counties.
殡仪馆，这么远? A funeral parlor, way out here?
当然，很好很舒适，就在老墓地旁边。 Sure, it's nice and cozy, right next to the old cemetery.
有传言说，赫尔老头真的很爱他的客户，我是说肉体上的爱。 And rumor has it, old man Hull really loved his clientele-- I mean, in the carnal sense.
是啊，我一点也不惊讶。 Yeah, that doesn't surprise me.
我曾经看过赫尔夫人的肖像。 I once saw a portrait of Mrs. Hull.
我从小就听过这个地方的故事。 I've heard stories about this place ever since I was a kid.
赫尔家族的结局很悲惨，不是吗? The Hull family met a pretty gruesome end, didn't they?
他们确定了。 They sure did.
事实上，那是万圣节之夜。 As a matter of fact, it was on Halloween night.
其中一个发疯了，屠杀了全家人，然后自杀了。 One of them went crazy and slaughtered the entire family, then committed suicide.
他们永远也查不出是谁干的。 They could never figure out who did it.
太多的血和内脏。 Too much blood and guts.
真不敢相信我们要在这里开派对。 I can't believe we're gonna party here.
我也不能。 Neither can I.
见鬼，那很简单。 Hell, that was easy.
门都没锁。 Didn't even lock the gate.
是啊，县里以前一直把这地方关着。 Yeah, the county used to keep this place locked up all the time.
只有锁一直在消失。 Only the locks kept disappearing.
我想他们最终放弃了。 I guess they finally gave up.
这里看起来不像是在开派对啊。 Well, it doesn't look like much of a party happening here.
也许我们还能赶上舞会。 Maybe we could still make the dance.
麦克斯，你在干什么? Max, what are you doing?
我只是想看看这个地方的一个古老传说。 I'm just checkin' out an old legend about this place.
到这里来。 Come here.
朱迪，过来，好吗? Judy, come here, will ya?
来这里,听着。 Come here, listen.
——水。-是的，一条地下溪流。 - Water. - Yeah, an underground stream.
据传说，它完全围绕着这处房产。 According to legend, it completely surrounds the property.
这堵墙就建在它上面。 This wall was built right on top of it.
地下溪流上的砖墙? A brick wall on top of an underground stream?
这是工程天才的灵光一现。 Now, there's a stroke of engineering genius.
建这堵墙是为了标记这条小溪。 Well, the wall was built to mark the stream.
据说在这片土地上出没的恶灵不能穿过流水之类的东西。 Uh, supposedly the evil spirits that haunt the land can't cross over running water or something.
我们现在可以进去了吗? Hey, can we go in now?
外面有点冷了。 It's getting kind of chilly out here.
嘘,听。 Shh-- listen.
什么? What?
我什么都没听到。 I don't hear anything.
我就是这个意思。 That's what I mean.
这不是安静吗? Isn't it quiet?
连蟋蟀也不会到这里来。 Not even the crickets will come to this property.
是的,马克斯。 Yeah, right, Max.
哦,天啊。 Oh, geez.
谁来把女佣炒了。 Somebody fire the maid.
是的,有人做到了。 Yeah, somebody did.
赫尔家的女佣和其他人一起被杀。 The Hull family maid was killed along with the rest of them.
有人设法挖苦了她。 Someone managed to roast her.
不错,烧烤女仆。 Great, barbecue maid.
难怪她不把地方保持干净。 No wonder she didn't keep the place clean.
我们可以回家了吗? Can we go home now?
我猜不是。 I guess not.
嘿，伙计们，看看这个。 Hey, you guys, check this out.
哦,我的上帝。 Oh, my God.
这肯定是以前的房客留下的。 This must have been left here by previous tenants.
好了，大家快躲起来。 Okay, everybody hide-- quick.
去掉你的光。 Get rid of your light.
松鸦 Jay.
来吧，会很棒的，放松点。 Come on, this is gonna be great, just relax.
啊! Arrgh!
-你这个人渣。——周杰伦,不! - You dirt bag. - Jay, no!
嘿，你站在哪一边? Hey, who's side are you on?
我站在哪一边?你表现得像个白痴。 Who's side am I on? You're acting like an idiot.
你正要爬进去吓唬别人呢。 You were just about to climb in there and scare somebody else.
就因为萨尔先你一步你就要揍他一顿吗? Now are you going to punch out Sal just because he beat you to it?
是啊，是啊，放轻松，杰波。 Yeah, yeah, lighten up, Jay-bo.
这是万圣节。 It's Halloween.
晚上好，请允许我自我介绍一下。 Good evening, allow me to introduce myself.
丁格贝里伯爵，特兰西瓦尼亚的混蛋。 Yeah, Count Dingleberry, the flaming asshole of Transylvania.
怎么了，麦克斯宝贝，你生气是因为我把你的啤酒弄丢了吗? Aw, what's the matter, Maxie baby, you pissed because I made you lose your brewski?
安琪拉没告诉我这个混蛋也被邀请了。 Hey, Angela didn't tell me this asshole was invited.
他不是。 He wasn't.
好吧,哥们! All right, dudes!
和dudesses。 And dudesses.
让我们聚会! Let's party!
萨尔，你想把这个放哪儿? Hey, Sal, where do you want this?
你好，萨尔，请进，萨尔。地球萨尔。 Hello, Sal, come in, Sal. Earth to Sal.
嘿,哟。 Hey, yo.
我们要把这东西放哪，伙计? Where are we gonna put this thing, man?
它他妈的有一吨重。 It weighs a fucking ton.
谢谢。 Thanks.
如果我是你，我就不会那么做。 Oh, I wouldn't do that, if I were you.
嗯? Huh?
我不会把打火机留在那里的。 I wouldn't leave that lighter lying there.
我们可不想让鬼魂看到你在他们家乱扔垃圾。 We wouldn't want the spirits to see you littering up their place.
我们现在吗? Would we now?
我相信他们会把这件事告上联邦法庭的。 I'm sure they'll make a federal case out of it.
随你的便。 Oh, have it your way.
这感觉真好，真的。 Oh, this feels great, really.
——嗯。-正合我意。 - Uhh. - Just what the doctor ordered.
西方邪恶的女巫想要什么? What'd the wicked witch of the West want?
-她想吓你?——当然。 - She tryin' to scare ya? - Of course.
那么，是她干的吗? So, did she do it?
你在开玩笑吧? Are you kidding?
我又不是小孩子。 I'm not a baby.
这就是精神。 That's the spirit.
给，麦克斯，这个应该能让你凉快点。 Here, Max, this ought to cool you down a little.
谢谢你,宝贝。 Thanks,babe.
哦,多么甜蜜。 Oh, how sweet.
-太他妈离谱了!——好吧!唷! - Far fucking out! - All right! Whew!
我在我妈妈的衣橱里找到的。 I found it in my mother's closet.
她以前是个瘾君子。 She used to be an acid head.
哇! Whoa!
现在我们开始烹饪。 Now we're cooking it up.
天呐 Holy shit.
你们这些白痴没听说过金霸王吗? Haven't you idiots ever heard of Duracell?
听着，别怪我，伙计。 Hey, look, don't blame me, man.
我今早才给它装了电池。 I just put batteries in the damn thing this morning.
没有音乐我活不下去。 I can't live without my music.
算了吧，待会儿还有很多时间跳舞。 Forget it, there's plenty of time for dancing later.
现在是聚会游戏的时间了。 Now it's time for party games.
是的，我们可以玩邮政孔，你可以成为邮票。 Yeah, we can play post orifice and you can be the stamp.
请不要让我生病。 Please don't make me ill.
我在想一些更符合节日气氛的东西。 I was thinking of something a bit more in tune with the holiday.
比如，拿着刀片咬苹果? Like what, bobbing for apples with razor blades in 'em?
不，我想的是séance。 No, I was thinking more along the lines of a séance.
一个会议吗? A séance?
这不是有点冒险吗? Isn't that a little chancy?
我是说，这是万圣节，所有恐怖的东西都应该在这个晚上跟踪地球。 I mean, this is Halloween-- the night when all the creepy things are supposed to stalk the Earth.
我是说，谁知道我们会挖出什么，尤其是在这个老地方。 I mean, there's no telling what we'll dredge up, especially in this old place.
嘿，朋友们，前世séance怎么样? Hey you guys, how about a past life séance?
一个什么? A what?
前世séance。 A past life séance.
我们坐在一起，对着镜子，看到我们的前世。 You know, we all sit around, look in a mirror, and see our past lives.
我们需要什么样的药? What kind of drugs are we gonna need for this?
很好，这样行吗? Cool, will this do?
恐怕不行，苏珊娜，我们需要一个大家都能同时调查的人。 I'm afraid not, Suzanne, we need one we can all look into at once.
那是什么鬼东西? What the hell was that?
我不知道，伙计，我们去看看。 I don't know, buddy, let's go check it out.
嘿，嘿，斯蒂奇，嘿，伙计，别闹了。 Hey, hey, Stooge, hey man, cut it out now.
别这样，罗杰，别害怕。 Oh, come on, Rodg, now don't be afraid.
拜托，罗杰，像个男人。 Come on, Rodg, be a man.
——不,傀儡!——是的,Rodg ! - No, Stooge! - Yes, Rodg!
你还好吗? Are you okay?
怎么了，罗杰，你脸色苍白。 What's the matter, Rodg, you're white as a ghost.
孩子们，你们不会相信我在这里发现了什么。 Hey kids, you're not going to believe what I found in here.
哦,它是完美的。 Oh, it's perfect.
真不敢相信我们这么幸运。 I can't believe our luck.
也许这根本不是个好主意。 Maybe this isn't such a good idea after all.
别告诉我你也害怕。 Well, don't tell me you're afraid too.
拜托，这只是一面镜子，能有什么坏处呢? Come on, it's just a mirror, what harm can it do?
这真的很简单。 It's really very simple.
你就一直盯着镜子里的我直到玻璃上一片漆黑。 You just keep staring at my reflection in the mirror until the glass clouds up all black.
等天晴了，我们就能知道我上辈子是什么样子了。 When it clears, we'll see what I looked like in a past life.
对我来说听起来很容易。 Sounds easy enough to me.
好吧，如果你信了，我有个很漂亮的桥牌要卖给你。 Yeah, right, and if you buy that, I got this real nifty bridge to sell ya.
每个人都闭嘴。 Everybody shut up.
现在，集中注意力看我在镜子里的样子。 Now, concentrate on my reflection in the mirror.
集中精神。 Concentrate.
我在努力，安，但我就是忘不了你下巴上的青春痘。 I'm trying to, Ang, but I can't get past that zit on your chin.
闭嘴，混蛋。 Shut the fuck up, asshole.
如果你不帮我们，那就滚开。 If you're not going to help us along, then get lost.
好的,现在集中精神。 Okay, now concentrate.
集中精神。 Concentrate.
天呐 Holy shit.
你个白痴，这才刚开始起作用。 You idiot, it was just starting to work.
我发誓我看到镜子变黑了。 It was, I swear I saw the mirror turning black.
嘿，我也看到了。 Hey, I saw it too.
——呀。-你为什么要这么做? - Jeez. - Why the hell did you do that?
她怎么了? What is wrong with her?
Festerin fuckwads,呃! Festerin' fuckwads, uh!
你不能带这婊子去任何地方! You cannot take this bitch anywhere, man!
发生什么事了，海伦，怎么了? What happened, Helen, what's the matter?
我在镜子里看到了什么。 I saw something in the mirror.
在镜子里看到了什么? Saw what in the mirror?
天啊，这婊子疯了。 Oh, jeez, this bitch has flipped.
闭嘴，活宝，你这是在帮倒忙! Shut up, Stooge, you're not helping matters!
什么? What?
可能看到萨尔戴着那个愚蠢的面具。 Probably saw Sal in that stupid mask.
我没戴面具。 I wasn't wearing my mask.
天啊，那更糟了。 Oh, God, that's even worse.
她看到了什么并不重要，对吧? It doesn't matter what she saw, does it?
如果她看到了什么。 If she saw anything.
看来我们的小游戏结束了。 It looks like our little game is over.
是啊，我只是希望海伦没有惹恼镜子的主人。 Yeah, Ijust hope Helen didn't piss off the owner of the mirror.
噢。我只是在开玩笑。 Ow. I was only kidding.
哦，不，又来了。 Oh, no, here we go again.
别紧张，可能只是有人迟到了。 Relax, it's probably just someone arriving late.
你们真的邀请了其他人来参加派对吗? You guys did invite some other people to this party?
安吉拉? Angela?
我希望是一些可爱的男孩。 Some cute boys, I hope.
听起来像是从地下室传来的。 It sounds like it's coming from the basement.
天啊，这里太冷了。 God, it's freezing in here.
别管征兵了，伙计，是谁切的奶酪? Never mind the draft, man, who cut the cheese?
噢，P.U，那是等级。 Oh, P.U., that is rank.
活宝肯定又穿他妈的脏内裤了。 Stooge must be wearing his mom's dirty panties again.
嘿，伙计，至少我老婆还穿内裤。 Hey, man, as least my old lady wears panties.
他只是戴了个水手用的换钱器。 His just wears a coin changer for sailors.
你妈妈不肯把它送人。 Your mom couldn't give it away.
天啊，伙计，闻起来像是有人死在这里了。 God, man, it smells like somebody died in here.
我不喜欢这里发生的事。 I don't like what's happening here.
你是什么意思? What do you mean?
我明白她的意思。 I know what she means.
拜托，这不是我参加过的最有趣的派对，好吗? Like, come on, this ain't exactly the most happenin' party I ever been to, okay?
你什么意思，安吉拉? What do you mean, Angela?
我们听到的那些声音，有三个。 Those noises that we heard, there were three of them.
还有那可怕的臭味和寒气。 And that awful stink and then the chill.
现在不冷了。 It's not cold now.
一定是征兵。 Must have been a draft.
也许确实有人进来过。 Well, maybe somebody did come in.
气味也消失了。 The odor's gone too.
但我们都经历过——噪音、臭味和寒冷。 But we all experienced them-- the noise, the stink, and the chill.
这些都是恶魔肆虐的迹象。 They're all signs of demonic infestation.
恶魔是什么? Demonic what?
恶魔whatchamacallit。 Demonic whatchamacallit.
我是说，拜托! I mean, come on!
小安只是想给我们点教训，好吗? Little Ang here is just trying to put the old woo on us, okay?
安，我相信你是对的? Yeah, Ang, I'm sure you're right, okay?
又或者是罗杰喝多了冰啤酒从他的屁眼里吹出一阵凉风? Or could it be that Rodg here just had too much cold beer and blew us a cool, stiff breeze right out of his butt hole?
我不在乎你们怎么想。 I don't care what you all think.
我爸爸是个牧师。 My daddy was a preacher.
我也知道不该在这里跟这些东西开玩笑。 And I know better than to be in here fooling with this stuff.
这是一个死人的房子。 This is a house of the dead.
趁现在还来得及，我要走了。 And I'm gettin' out now before it's too late.
哇，快看啊。 Wow, hey, take a look at that.
那是什么? What is that?
闻起来像玫瑰。 It smells like roses.
我觉得我们闻到了很多鬼魂的味道。 Hey, you know, I think we're smelling multiple ghosts here.
我读过类似的东西。 I've read about things like this.
真了不起，麦克斯，我都不知道你还识字。 That is something, Max-- I never knew you could read.
不，真的，斯蒂奇，我没开玩笑。 No, really, Stooge, I'm not kiddin'.
我一直在读书。 I read all the time.
你会听我说吗?他们不是鬼。 Would you listen to me? They're not ghosts.
这房子不是闹鬼，是被附身了。 This house is not haunted, it's possessed.
着魔了，伙计，闹鬼了——来吧! Possessed, man, haunted-- come on!
谁他妈在乎! Who gives a shit!
着魔和闹鬼有什么区别? What's the difference between possessed and haunted?
鬼屋是指里面有鬼魂的房子——死去的人的灵魂。 A haunted house is a house with ghosts in it-- the spirits of people who've died.
但是住在被附身的房子里的灵魂从来没有以人类的形式存在过。 But the spirits living in a house possessed have never existed in human form.
他们只是以灵魂的形式存在。 They've only existed in spirit form.
他们是纯粹的邪恶。 They're pure evil.
他们是恶魔。 They're demons.
孩子们，你们不会真的相信这地方被附身了吧? Kids, come on, you can't really believe this place is possessed?
不,只是收回。 Nah, just repossessed.
反正今晚。 For tonight anyway.
罗杰也许是对的。 Maybe Rodger's right.
也许我们该走了。 Maybe we should leave.
来吧，我们一起出去玩吧。 Aw, come on, let's hang out.
是啊，吃一碗他妈的! Yeah, eat a bowl of fuck!
我是来参加派对的。 I am here to party.
我也是。 Me too.
就因为一个没用的家伙想要离开，并不意味着我们能赢。 Just because one lame wuss wants to bail, doesn't mean we ace this party.
我也想去。 I want to go too.
我们需要搭车。 We'll need a ride.
嘿，别看我，伙计，我的巡逻车在离这两英里远的沟里? Hey, don't look at me, pal, my cruiser's sittin' in a ditch two miles from here, huh?
你知道吗，如果你愿意，你可以在里面过夜。噢。 Hey, you know, you could spend the night in it, though, if you wanted to. Oooh.
来，罗杰，开安琪的车。 Here, Rodg, take Angie's car.
嘿，你他妈以为你在干什么冷静点，亲爱的。 Hey, what the fuck do you think you're do-- Chill out, hon.
这是你的派对，你哪也不能去。 It's your party, you ain't goin' anywhere.
谢谢苏珊。 Thanks Suzanne.
别客气。 Don't mention it.
我才不管你是不是胆小鬼。 I don't care if you're a chicken shit.
只要记住在开车进去之前打开大门。 Just remember to open the gate before you drive through it.
再见Rodg。 Bye Rodg.
小心开车，伙计们。 Drive carefully, you guys.
让我们聚会。 Let's party.
是的。 Yeah.
好吧，你们可以把我们排除在外。 Yeah, well you guys can count us out.
朱迪和我还有事要做。 Judy and I have some exploring to do.
是的,好主意。 Yeah, great idea.
看看我们能在这破地方挖出什么行动吧，小子? Let's see what kind of action we can dig up in this glorious old dump, huh,cufie?
我不知道，杰。 I don't know, Jay.
哦，拜托，朱迪。 Oh, come on, Judy.
谁知道呢，也许我们能找到一点隐私。 Who knows, maybe we'll be able to find a little privacy.
嘿，我们待会再来看你们。 Hey, we'll check you guys out later.
我们不在的时候别做傻事，好吗? Don't do anything stupid while we're gone, huh?
好吧，你们都替我向卡斯帕问好。 Yeah, right, you all say hi to Casper for me.
好吧，这个派对现在要进入高潮了。 Well, this party's gettin' down to the cream now.
我想我得去找洗手间。 I think I'm gonna go find the bathroom.
好主意，我也去保护你。 Mm, good idea, I'll go too to protect ya.
不用了，谢谢，我宁愿带上活宝。 Oh, no thanks, I'd rather take Stooge.
傀儡吗? Stooge?
你听到那位女士说的了吗，伙计。 Hey, you heard the lady, man.
她想要一个真正的男人来保护她的魅力。 She wants a real man guardin' her charms.
活宝是一头肥猪。 Stooge is a fat pig.
也许我今晚想吃猪肉。 Maybe I'm in the mood for pork tonight.
我今晚什么都喜欢。 I'm into all sorts of things tonight.
这样吧，宝贝，如果你握住我的，我就握住你的。 I'll tell you what, babe, I'II hold yours, if you hold mine.
我真他妈不敢相信。 I don't fuckin' believe this.
呀。 Jeez.
嘿，你知道吗? Hey, you know what?
这让我想起了一个很棒的故事。 This reminds me of a great story.
我觉得我们今晚听的故事够多了。 You know, I think we've heard enough stories for one night.
不，来吧，让我们听听。 No, come on, let's hear it.
好吧，但那是你问的。 All right, but only because you asked.
天啊，最好是这个，不然我要给走廊浇水了。 Oh, God, this one better be it or I'm gonna water the hallway.
-不，试试这个。——什么? - No, try this one. - What?
好吧，苏西! Well, all right, Suzie-Q!
你怎么知道的? How did you know this?
女士们在细菌。 Ladies before germs.
不,等等,嗯— No, wait, um--
我想，我想也许我们可以一起进去? I thought-- well, I thought maybe we might could go in there together?
嗯? Huh?
他妈的聚会。 Fuckin' party.
哇,耶稣!他妈的! Whoa, Jesus! Fuck!
狗屎!狗屎! Shit! Shit!
是啊，但在第一批白人定居者殖民这片地区之前，这片土地就已经名声不好了。 Yeah, but even before the first white settlers colonized this area, this strip of land already had a bad rep.
当然,马克斯。 Sure, Max.
好几个世纪以来，住在这附近的古印第安部落都不会涉足地下河的这一边。 Mm-mm-- For centuries, the ancient Indian tribes that used to live around this area would never set foot on this side of the underground creek.
即使在那时，他们也说这片土地不干净。 Even back then, they said the land was unclean.
对了,马克斯。 Right, Max.
我猜是古印度人的鬼魂告诉你的。 And I suppose the ghost of an ancient Indian told you that.
不，图书馆的波特夫人给了我一本早期定居者写的书。 No, Mrs. Porter down at the library gave me a book that one of the earlier settlers wrote.
我是说，你不会相信这里曾经发生过那么多酷事。 I mean, you cannot believe all the cool shit that used to go down here.
是啊，尤其是他们没有室内管道，对吧? Yeah, especially since they didn't have any indoor plumbing, right?
不,真的。 No, really.
一个年轻的勇士迷路了，错误地和他的家人定居在这里。 A young brave got lost and settled here with his family by mistake.
总之，三周后他们发现他坐在用印第安女人的肠子做的帐篷下嚼着他爸爸的腿。 Anyway, they found him three weeks later sitting under a tepee he made out of his squaw's intestines and chewing on the leg of his papoose.
哦,恶心。 Oh, gross.
我一辈子都没听过这么多恶心的故事。 I've never heard so many disgusting stories in all my life.
我觉得是时候，我和弗兰妮自己去探索一下了。 Oh, um, you know, I think it's time that, you know, Frannie and I did some exploring on our own.
万圣节快乐。 Happy Halloween.
快乐的狩猎。 Happy hunting.
是啊，这地方够大了。 Yeah, this place is big enough.
我相信我们会找到有趣的事情做的，对吧? I'm sure we'll find somethin' interesting to do, right?
爱丽丝，看来仙境里只有我们两个了。 Well, Alice, looks like we're all alone in Wonderland.
给什么? Well, what gives?
不是这里,杰。 Not here, Jay.
你说"不在这里"是什么意思 What do you mean, “not here?"
这地方，太恐怖了。 This place, it's-- it's too creepy.
这就是我的想法。 Well, that's the whole idea.
你应该跳到我怀里的。 You're supposed to be jumping into my arms.
只是抱着我。 Just hold me.
该死的门在哪里? Where the fuck is the God damn gate?
我们是从一扇门进来的，不是吗? We came in through a gate, didn't we?
这根本说不通。 This just doesn't make sense.
放弃了。 Give up already.
放弃吗?你这是在说什么? Give up? Now, what kind of talk is that?
这里有一扇门。 There was a gate here.
如果我们继续沿着这堵该死的墙走，我们一定能找到它。 And if we just keep following this damn wall, we're bound to find it.
听着，我们已经经历过两次了。 Look, we've already been around it twice.
你不明白吗，罗杰?我们死了。 Don't you understand, Rodg? We're dead.
我们都死了，下了地狱。 We've all died and gone to hell.
你在说什么? What are you talking about?
你会为我疯狂吗，女孩? Are you goin' crazy on me, girl?
听着，如果你只想着这个，你最好闭上你的嘴。 Look, if that's all that's on your mind, you just better shut that mouth of yours.
狗屎!地狱,我的屁股! Shit! Hell, my ass!
这里有一扇门。 There is a gate here.
有! There is!
哦,甜蜜的妈妈。 Oh, sweet mother.
海伦? Helen?
海伦! Helen!
这一点都不好笑，姑娘。 This isn't funny, girl.
海伦? Helen?
她到底去哪儿了? Where the hell did she go?
罗杰。 Rodger.
Rodg。 Rodg.
哦，上帝保佑我。 Oh, heaven help me.
罗杰! Rodger!
杰,持有它。 Jay, hold it.
朱迪,来吧。 Judy, come on.
别演戏了，我知道你以前这么干过。 Quit the act, I know you've done this before.
什么? What?
我看到你帮萨尔的样子了。 I saw the way you jumped to Sal's aid.
杰，你想说什么? Jay, what are you getting at?
我知道你们俩的事。 I know all about you two.
哦,真的。你知道什么? Oh, really. What do you know?
什么都没有。 Nothing.
我只知道你和萨尔约会过，仅此而已。 I just know that you used to date Sal, that's all.
他约会吗?我和他约会过一次。 Date him? I went out with him once.
一次就够了。 Once is all it takes.
我不明白你为什么要这样。 I don't understand why you're acting like this.
半个学校的人都知道你和萨尔的事，有什么大不了的? Half the school knows about you and Sal, so what's the big deal?
所以你觉得我跟萨尔上床只是因为我跟他约会过。 Oh, so you think I slept with Sal just because I went out with him.
不是吗? Didn't you?
知道吗，这不关你的事。 You know, that's none of your business.
这就是你想和我约会的原因吗? So, that's why you wanted to go outwith me?
拜托，我以为你和我一样想要呢。 Oh, come on, I thought you wanted it just as much as I did.
耶稣。 Jesus.
好吧，随你便。 Fine, have it your way.
我离开这里。 I'm outta here.
杰,等等。 Jay, wait.
来吧,杰。 Come on, Jay.
松鸦 Jay.
来吧,杰! Come on, Jay!
该死，婊子，来吧。 Damn it, bitch, come on.
你做了什么把自己冲进马桶里还是怎样? What'd you do, flush yourself down the fuckin' toilet, or what?
快把门打开! Open the damn door already!
苏珊娜。 Suzanne.
他妈的什么? What the fuck?
耶稣! Jesus!
苏珊? Suzanne?
令人晕眩的婊子。 Dizzy bitch.
安，你他妈在那儿干什么? Hey, Ang, what the fuck are you doin' over there?
愿罪人受到祝福，赎罪之日即将来临。 Blessed be the sinners, for the day of atonement is at hand.
你说什么? Say what?
萨尔，放松点。有点神经质，是吧? Whoa, Sal, easy man. A little jumpy, huh?
是的。 Yeah.
好吧，现在派对又开始了。 Well, all right, now the party's back.
Stoogie也是。 And so is Stoogie.
嘿，小心点，伙计，她的行为真的很奇怪。 Hey, careful, man, she's actin' really fuckin' weird.
别担心，萨尔，你要提防的不是奇怪的人。 Don't worry, Sal, it ain't the weird ones you gotta watch out for.
天啊，你妈没教你一点女人的事吗? God, didn't your mom teach you nothin' about women?
哦, Oh--
安，你经常来这里吗? So, Ang, ya come here often?
笨笨，我从没意识到你这么性感。 You know, Stooge, I never realized how sexy you are.
吻我。 Kiss me.
哦。 Oh.
苏珊娜,灯。 Suzanne, lights.
我在补脸。 I'm fixing my face.
该死，你不也是吗? Aw, shit, not you too?
怎么，这里的人都嗑药了吗? What, is everybody here on drugs or somethin'?
知道吗，你是个可爱的宝贝，苏珊娜，但是你和你的朋友昂，对我来说有点太古怪了。 You know, you're a sweet Iookin' babe, Suzanne, but you and your friend, Ang, are just a little too weirdo for me.
我好像做不对。 I can't seem to get it right.
不，谢谢，亲爱的，我不是那种人。 No thanks, honey, I'm not that type of guy.
晚安，我要回家了。 Good night, now, I'm going home.
你回来了，萨尔。 You are home, Sal.
我觉得这破地方不像家。 Un-uh, this dirty dive don't spell home to me.
我住在一栋漂亮的房子里，家具上都有塑料衬垫。 I live in a nice house, you know, with plastic slip covers on the furniture.
好好享受你的唇膏吧，娃娃脸。 Enjoy your lipstick, dollface.
晚安，各位。 Good night.
真不敢相信这些东西还在这里。 My word, I can't believe all this stuff is still here.
这里好恐怖。 It's creepy in here.
别担心，我会保护你的。 Don't worry, I'II protect ya.
那谁来保护你? And who's gonna protect you?
你知道吗，我从来没进过棺材。 You know, I've never made it in a coffin before.
我也不。 Me neither.
那我们还等什么? So, what are we waitin' for?
苏珊? Suzanne?
你在干什么? What are you doing?
粉刷得不错啊。 Now, that's not a bad paint job.
但我认为它需要一点修饰。 But I think that it needs a little touching up.
嘿，灯什么时候亮的? Hey, when did the lights go on?
好吧，别管灯了。 Okay, forget the lights.
安，我要走了。 Hey, Ang, I'm splittin'.
哦，你来了。 Oh, there you are.
我刚在火里烘手。 I was just warming my hands in the fire.
神圣的狗屎! Holy shit!
这么快就离开吗? Leaving so soon?
天啊，真是个混蛋。 Jeez, what an asshole.
活宝，我知道是你。 Stooge, I know that's you, man.
只有像你这样的胖子才能把车摇得这么厉害。 Only a fat slob like you could shake this car so much.
是的。 Yeah.
好吧。 All right.
看看你。 Look at you.
到这里来。 Come here.
你在看什么? What are you looking at?
什么? What?
我的妆好吗? Is my makeup okay?
你疯了吗，你在说什么? Are you crazy, what are you talkin' about?
别盯着我看。 Stop staring at me.
该死，苏珊娜，你的妆很好。 Damn it, Suzanne, your makeup is fine.
拜托，你在担心什么? Come on, what are you worried about?
哦!耶稣基督! Uh! Jesus Christ!
别看我! Stop looking at me!
哦!该死的! Uh! God damn it!
那是什么? What was that?
更多的是派对游戏。 Uh, it's more party games.
麦克斯，我不会那样弯腰的。 Ow, Max, I don't bend that way.
哦,狗屎。 Uh, shit.
该死，这比我哥的VDub还烂。 Damn it, this is worse than my brother's VDub.
嘿，伙计，给我滚出去! Hey, man, get the fuck outta here!
不! No!
不,傀儡! No, Stooge!
不,傀儡,不! No, Stooge, no!
不,不! Not-- no!
不,请。 No, please.
欢迎回来,罗杰。 Welcome back, Rodger.
哦! Uh!
萨尔,动! Sal, move!
什么…是安吉拉，伙计! Something-- It's Angela, man!
-她，她-我知道，我知道，我知道这里发生了一些很奇怪的事 - She's-- she's-- - Hey, I know, I know-- I know there's some really weird shit going on around here.
海伦出事了。 Something happened to Helen.
你是什么意思? What do you mean?
我不知道，伙计，我不知道。 I don't know, man, I don't know.
嘿，嘿，会没事的。没事的，伙计。 Hey, hey, it's gonna be okay. It's gonna be okay, man.
我们要离开这里，伙计。 We're gonna get outta here, man.
我们要离开这里。我们要离开这里。 We're gonna get outta here. We're gonna get outta here.
杰伊? Jay?
杰，是你吗? Jay, is that you?
杰伊? Jay?
让我出去。 Let me outta here.
thl我。来吧。跟我来。 Thls my. come on. follow me.
松鸦 Jay.
来吧。 Come on.
我就知道我们不该来这里。 I knew we shouldn't have come here.
我们永远也出不去了，伙计。 We're never gonna get outta here, man.
闭嘴，罗杰，闭嘴，我发誓我要揍你! Shut up, Rodg, shut up, I swear I'm gonna slug you!
那是什么? What's that?
的帮助!快来人把我弄出去。 Help! Somebody get me outta here.
抓住它!我们怎么知道真的是她? Hold it! How do we know it's really her?
来吧——朱迪? Come on-- Judy?
放我出去，萨尔。 Get me out, Sal.
请带我离开这里。 Please get me outta here.
没问题，朱迪，往后站。 Sure thing, Judy, stand back.
等等!如果不是她呢? Wait! What if it's not her?
拜托，Rodg，还能是谁? Come on, Rodg, who else could it be?
-快起来，朱迪!——我不能! - Come on, get up, Judy! - I can't!
我不能! I can't!
是的,你可以!来吧! Yes, you can! Come on!
嘿，上面没有板子。 Hey, there's no boards on it.
嘿，来个狂欢怎么样? Hey, how 'bout an orgy?
我相信只要我们努力，就能让杰再硬起来。 I'm sure if we try, we can get Jay hard again.
运行,朱迪!跑,朱迪,跑! Run, Judy! Run, Judy, run!
跑,朱迪,跑。 Run, Judy, run.
看到朱迪。 See Judy run.
一个通风井? An air shaft?
难怪窗户上没有木板。 No wonder why there weren't any boards on the window.
我他妈的出不去了。 Can't get the fuck outta here.
感谢上天有水管。 Thank heaven for water pipes.
罗杰。 Rodger.
朱迪! Judy!
朱迪。 Judy.
嘘。 Shh.
朱迪,当心! Judy, look out!
欣赏景色吗? Enjoying the view?
朱迪! Judy!
天啊，别让我掉下去! Oh, God, please don't let me fall!
朱迪，往这边走。 Judy, work your way over this way.
来吧,朱迪。 Come on, Judy.
是的，来吧，再往前一点。 Yeah, come on, just a little further.
我做不到! I can't do it!
是的,你可以! Yes, you can!
来吧，女人，来吧! Come on, woman, do it!
别往下看，姑娘。 Don't look down, girl.
哦,萨尔! Oh, Sal!
来吧。你快要回家了。 Come on. You're almost home.
天啊——朱迪，快点! God-- Judy, hurry up!
你对吧? You all right?
是的，我想是的。 Yeah, I think so.
别告诉我你要走了? Oh, don't tell me you're leaving?
萨尔想去，但他决定留下来。 Sal wanted to go, but he decided to stick around.
哦,上帝。 Oh, God.
嘘，罗杰，别这样，没事的。 Shh, Rodg, come on, it'll be all right.
请不要哭泣。 Please don't cry.
我们会成功的。 We're gonna make it.
我知道我们会成功的。 I know we're gonna make it.
你真的这么认为? You really think so?
你今晚已经救过我一次了，不是吗? You already saved my life once tonight, didn't you?
那一定是为了什么，对吧，罗杰? That had to be for something, right, Rodg?
我想是这样。 I guess so.
有一扇门。 There's a door.
看,Rodg。 Look, Rodg.
也许我们能出去。 Maybe we can get out.
一扇门吗? A door?
是的,看。 Yeah, look.
朱迪,等等,不! Judy, wait, don't!
我们不能等了，罗杰。 We can't wait, Rodg.
我们要试一试。 We gotta try.
没有别的出路了。 There's no other way out.
首先,让我们祈祷。 First, let's pray.
我爸爸，他教我怎么好好祈祷。 My daddy, he told me how to pray real good.
来吧。 Come on.
我整晚都在祈祷，罗杰。 I've been praying all night, Rodg.
我们得走了。 We gotta go now.
天啊，这是什么? My God, what is this?
墙上有一根管子。 There's all this pipe running along the wall.
这很奇怪。 It's weird.
什么,怎么了? What, what's wrong?
这是一个烤箱。 It's an oven.
一个什么? A what?
这是个烤箱，罗杰。 It's an oven, Rodg.
这是一个火葬场。 This is a crematorium.
开门，罗杰。 Open the door, Rodg.
我们不要你，我们要那个婊子。 We don't want you, we want the bitch.
你知道我们绝不会伤害像你这样的好孩子。 You know we'd never hurt a nice little boy like you.
下地狱去吧，你们这些肮脏的混蛋! Go to hell, you dirty bastards!
今晚不行，孩子。不，今晚不行。 Well, not tonight, my boy. Oh, no, not tonight.
放心，我们为你准备了很棒的节目。 Rest assured we've got something wonderful planned for you.
如此多的痛苦。如此多的悲伤。 So much pain. So much sorrow.
你听到他们说什么了吗，罗杰? Did you hear what they said, Rodg?
今晚不行。 Not tonight.
他们今晚不会下地狱因为今天是万圣节，对吧? They won't go to hell tonight because-- because it's Halloween, right?
所以他们今晚不会下地狱，对吧? That's why they won't go to hell tonight, right?
因为一年中只有这一晚他们不用这么做。 Because it's the one night of the year they don't have to.
记得海伦说什么吗，罗杰? Remember what Helen said, Rodg?
她不是说过今晚是个特别的邪恶之夜吗? Didn't she say that tonight's a special night of evil?
还记得吗? Remember?
她不是说过今晚是一年中唯一一个不洁之物可以自由游荡的夜晚吗? Didn't she say that tonight's the one night of the year when all things unclean are free to roam among us?
还记得吗? Remember?
她是这么说的，罗杰，对吧? That's what she said, Rodg, right?
我想如果我们在这待到天亮，我们就没事了。 I think if we just hang out here until-- till dawn, we'll be all right.
是的,是的。 Yeah-- yeah.
我打赌你是对的。 I bet you're right.
朱迪? Judy?
哦，天哪，不。 Oh, dear God, no.
我警告过你这房子被附身了。 I warned you this house was possessed.
不是吗? Didn't I?
不能让他们抓到我们，罗杰。 We can't let them get us, Rodg.
我们不能放弃，罗杰。 We can't give up, Rodg.
我们得找到武器。 We've gotta find a weapon.
一个管道。 A pipe.
气体。 Gas.
我阻止不了，罗杰，帮帮我! I can't stop it, Rodg, help me!
请过来帮帮我! Please come and help me!
找到阀门，Rodg，阀门。 Find the valve, Rodg, the valve.
罗杰,等等。 Rodger, wait.
罗杰。 Rodger.
我们出不去了。我们出不去了。 We can't get out. We can't get out.
罗杰。 Rodger.
——朱迪。-杰，不要。 - Judy. - Oh, Jay, no.
你为什么离弃我。 Why hast thou forsaken me?
怎么了，朱迪? What's the matter, Judy?
你不喜欢你的相亲吗? Don't you like your blind date?
你抓不到我的! You won't get me!
罗杰! Rodger!
我还活着。 I'm alive.
嘿,我们出去。 Hey, we're out.
不，罗杰，我们得穿过墙。 No, Rodg, we have to get past the wall.
我们必须穿过这条地下河流。 We have to cross over the underground stream.
-你要去哪里?-我们得去星门! - Where are you going? - We have to get to the gate!
-没有门。-大门在这里，罗杰! - There is no gate. - The gate's over here, Rodg!
没有门，加油! There is no gate, come on!
噢! Ow!
罗杰! Rodger!
朱迪，把手给我。来吧。 Judy, give me your hand. Come on.
帮助我,罗杰! Help me, Rodger!
朱迪，罗杰，你们要去哪里? Judy, Rodger, where you going?
派对才刚刚开始。 The party's just begun.
罗杰! Rodger!
帮助,罗杰,救命! Help, Rodger, help!
罗杰,救命! Rodger, help!
爬,女孩,爬! Climb, girl, climb!
臭猪垃圾。 Rotten pig trash.
整晚都在外面，是吧? Been out all night, huh?
他们会在地狱里腐烂的。 Eh, they'll all rot in hell.
嗯,孩子。 Huh, kids.
早上好,亲爱的。 Good morning, dear.
是啊，有什么好? Yeah, what's so good about it?
你最好在咖啡凉了之前把它喝了。 Better drink your coffee before it gets cold.
嗯。 Eh.
好吗，亲爱的? Is it good, dear?
不,没关系。 Nah, it's okay.
只是好吗? Just okay?
你以前很喜欢我做的派。 You used to love my homemade pies.
自制的? Homemade?
你什么时候做的? When did you make this?
我已经起床好几个小时了，瞌睡虫。 I've been up for hours, sleepyhead.
我趁你休息的时候做的。 I made it while you were getting your beauty rest.
昨晚吗? Last night?
昨晚不给糖就捣蛋的人没那么多。 There weren't as many trick-or-treaters last night.
不像过去的好时光。 Not like the good old days.
我得对那些剩下的苹果做点什么。 I had to do something with all those leftover apples.
我还是不明白你为什么要买这么多。 I still can't understand why you buy so many.
哦! Uh!
万圣节快乐,亲爱的。 Happy Halloween, dear.