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美国威秀电影公司
英国罗尔德达尔故事公司
英国盛日影业
美国领域娱乐公司 联合制作
英国盛日影业 制作
导演 保罗金 “甜蜜奉上”
提莫西查拉梅 饰 威利旺卡
♪ 歌词大意 我在海上度过七年时光 ♪ ♪ After seven years Of life upon the ocean ♪
♪ 终于告别七大洋的巨浪 ♪ ♪ It is time to bid The seven seas farewell ♪
♪ 期盼七年的希望之城 ♪ ♪ And the city I've pinned Seven years of hopes on ♪
♪ 终于出现在地平线上 ♪ ♪ Lies just over the horizon ♪
♪ 港口钟声在耳边回响 ♪ ♪ I can hear the harbor bell ♪
旺卡
陆地 你好 Land ahoy!
♪ 身披褴褛的外套 手拎破旧的提箱 ♪ ♪ Got a tattered overcoat And battered suitcase ♪
卡拉莱恩 饰 小面条
再见 大厨 Au revoir, Chef.
科甘迈克尔凯 饰 警长
♪ 脚踩破洞的靴子 ♪ ♪ Got a pair of leaky boots Upon my Feet ♪
佩特逊约瑟夫 饰 斯拉沃斯
抱歉 厨子 Sorry, Cook!
♪ 全身上下就剩这一根好鞋带 ♪ ♪ Gotta drag myself up by my one good bootlace ♪
马特卢卡斯 饰 普诺德斯
♪ 只有加倍努力才能维持生计 ♪ ♪ Gotta work My rotten socks off if I want to make ends meet ♪
马修贝恩顿 饰 菲克鲁伯
莎莉霍金斯 饰 威利旺卡母亲
♪ 倾尽一切研制的巧克力 ♪ ♪ I've poured everything I've got into my chocolate ♪
罗温艾金森 饰 朱利叶斯神父
♪ 让这世界感受它的甜蜜 ♪ ♪ Now it's time To show the world my recipes ♪
祝你好运 威利 Good luck, Willy!
吉姆卡特 饰 “神算子”阿布克斯
♪ 口袋里揣着十二枚银币 ♪ ♪ I've got 12 silver sovereigns in my pocket ♪
娜塔莎罗斯韦尔 饰 派博宾士
再见 大厨 Goodbye, Cook!
♪ 帽子里盛满了梦想 ♪ ♪ And a hatful of dreams ♪
奥利维娅科尔曼 饰 斯卡碧夫人
祝你好运 大厨 Good luck, chef.
祝你好运 威利 Good luck, Willy.
休格兰特 饰 奥帕伦帕人
祝你好运 威利 Good luck, Willy.
♪ 每条街道都有大名鼎鼎的餐厅 ♪ ♪ There's a famous restaurant On every street here ♪
瑞奇富尔切尔 饰 拉里查克沃斯 拉卡塔克雷尔 饰 洛蒂贝儿
汤姆戴维斯 饰 布利奇 寇布勒霍尔德布鲁克史密斯 饰 艾夫伯警官
♪ 布兰迪诺大饭店 巴黎风情小酒馆 ♪ ♪ There's Brandino's And the bar Parisienne ♪
来份美食地图吗 先生？ Restaurant map, sir?
谢谢 Thank you.
♪ 小小地图标明美食何处寻 ♪ ♪ Got a little map to tell me Where to eat here ♪
美食长廊
♪ 十二枚银币转瞬只剩十枚 ♪ ♪ Had a dozen Silver sovereigns now I'm somehow down to ten ♪
选角导演 妮娜古德
♪ 最新鲜的蔬果无一不备 ♪ ♪ Want the finest produce? This is where they stock it ♪
一共三个银币 小伙子 That's three sovereigns, mate.
服装设计 林迪海明
♪ 就是这天价实在可疑 ♪ ♪ Though the prices Are suspiciously extreme ♪
摔了我的南瓜 就得赔钱 Break my pumpkin, you pay for it.
♪ 还剩 ♪ ♪ I've got...♪
五 六 七 Five, six, seven...
视觉特效总监 格雷厄姆佩奇 视觉特效制作 多米尼克西多利
♪ 还剩六枚银币在我口 ♪ ♪ Six silver sovereigns In my pocket ♪
原创音乐 尼尔汉农
♪ 还有一帽子的梦想 ♪ ♪ And a hatful of dreams ♪
配乐 乔比塔尔博特
刷外套吗 先生？ Brush your coat, sir?
音乐总监 詹姆斯A泰勒
不用了 No, thank you.
古龙水 Cologne?
不要 别跟着我 No. Leave me alone.
美食长廊
♪ 终于来到美食长廊 ♪ ♪ At last The Galeries Gourmet ♪
剪辑 马克艾佛森
斯拉沃斯 精品巧克力
♪ 我知道总有一天能亲眼看到它 ♪ ♪ I knew that We'd see it one day ♪
菲克鲁伯 精品巧克力
和你说的一样 妈妈 It's everything you said, Mamma.
美术设计 内森克劳利
♪ 这里的精彩甚至更多 ♪ ♪ And oh, so much more ♪
♪ 因为最棒的巧克力店就在每个角落 ♪ ♪ Each way that you turn, Another famous Chocolate store ♪
摄影 丁正勋
♪ 这扇命运之门 等待我亲手推开 ♪ ♪ Here's my destiny I just need to unlock it ♪
旺卡
♪ 我会一败涂地 还是一飞冲天 ♪ ♪ Will I crash and burn or go up like a rocket?♪
♪ 我几乎一无所有 只有巧克力在手 ♪ ♪ I got nothing to offer but my chocolate ♪
♪ 还有一帽子的梦想 ♪ ♪ And a hatful of dreams ♪
旺卡巧克力 盛大开业
出租 禁止异想天开 违者罚款三枚银币
禁止异想天开 No daydreaming.
♪ 据说如果你有才华又肯努力 ♪ ♪ In this city, Anyone can be successful ♪
执行制片人 迈克尔西格尔 凯特亚当斯
♪ 在这城市哪有不成功的道理 ♪ ♪ If they've talent And work hard, or so they say ♪
执行制片人 罗西艾莉森 蒂姆威尔斯普林
♪ 然而生活的压力却无人提及 ♪ ♪ But they didn't mention It would be so stressful ♪
执行制片人 皮特齐亚佩塔 安德鲁拉里 安东尼提坦内格罗
♪ 十二枚银币连一天都活不下去 ♪ ♪ Just to make A dozen silver sovereigns last more than a day ♪
制片人 大卫海曼 亚历山德拉德比谢尔 卢克凯利
赏点银币 让我们找个地方过夜吧 亲爱的 Could you spare a sovereign for a place to sleep, love?
没问题 Of course.
拿吧 需要多少 Here. Take all you need.
本片角色改编自 罗尔德达尔童话故事人物
谢谢你 Thank you.
♪ 口袋仅剩一枚银币 ♪ ♪ I've got one silver sovereign In my pocket ♪
故事创作 保罗金
♪ 和满满一帽子的梦想 ♪ ♪ And a hatful of dreams ♪
编剧 西蒙法纳比 保罗金
导演 保罗金
可以开始了 There we go.
睡前小酌的时间 Time for a little nightcap.
好吧 Okay.
你好 小家伙 Hello there.
不行 走开 No, stop. Hey, shoo.
别过来 不可以 Go away, stop!
别过来 走开 走开 Go away, shoo! Shoo!
可以了 Stop!
坐下 Sit.
抱歉 小蒂太淘气了 Sorry about Tiddles.
它好像对你的腿尤其感兴趣 Seems to have an unusual interest in your legs.
应该是因为我的裤子 Must be these pants.
是一个明斯克邮递员送我的 I got them from a mailman in Minsk.
那就对了 That would be it.
小蒂平时最爱干的事情 Tiddles would spend all day
就是追着邮递员到处跑 pursuing postal workers if he could.
是吧 小家伙 Wouldn't you, boy?
你不会打算在这里过夜吧 小伙子 You're not planning on sleeping there, are you, son?
我先凑合一晚 Oh, it's just for a night.
明天这个时候 我就能赚到很多钱了 By this time tomorrow, I plan to have made my fortune.
明天这个时候 你早冻成大冰坨了 By this time tomorrow, you'll be frozen solid.
不至于这么夸张 Oh, don't be ridiculous.
这个天气 露营好像是有点冷 Perhaps it is a little cold for camping.
可惜我现在没钱住店 先生 But unfortunately, I'm not in a position to pay for a room, sir.
那真是太不幸了 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
今天算你小子走运 But as luck would have it,
我认识个人 她应该可以帮到你 I know someone who might be able to help you out.
真的吗？ Really?
旺卡先生是这里 我们到家了 Here we are, Mr. Wonka. Home sweet home.
把脏爪子从前门上拿开 你这条臭狗 Get your filthy paws off my front door, you mangy mutt.
斯卡碧与布利奇洗衣客栈
布利奇吗 你最好是带着金酒回来了 If that's you, Bleacher, you'd better have my gin.
我带了比金酒更好的东西 斯卡碧夫人 Oh, I have something better than gin, Mrs. Scrubitt.
一位客人哦 A guest.
你怎么不早说 Well, why didn't you say?
快请进 先生 Come on in, sir.
欢迎来到斯卡碧与布利奇洗衣客栈 Welcome to Scrubitt and Bleacher's Guest House and Laundry.
千万别客气 先烤个火暖暖身子 Make yourself at home, warm your cockles by the fire.
金酒喝吗？ Gin?
小面条 Noodle!
什么事 斯卡碧夫人？ Yes, Mrs. Scrubitt?
把书放下 先去倒杯金酒 Put that book down and get our guest a glass o' gin.
可怜的客人都快冻僵了 Poor man's frozen half to death.
谢谢你 斯卡碧夫人 Thank you, Mrs. Scrubitt.
你和你丈夫真是大好人 You and your husband have been so kind to me.
我丈夫 Husband?
他吗？ Him?
丈夫 Husband.
你巴不得和我是一对吧 You'd loved that, wouldn't you?
没有 No.
我未来要嫁的人 Oh, I'm holding out for someone
可要比这种游手好闲的乡巴佬高贵多了 far superior to that idle peasant.
为健康干杯 Chin-chin.
这酒可真够烈的 That is extremely strong stuff.
都能当汽车燃料用了 Yeah, you can run cars on that.
所以先生 你是来住店的吧 So, what is it I can do for you? Room, is it?
是的 不过 Well, yes, but, uh...
旺卡先生的手头暂时有点紧 Mr. Wonka is temporarily embarrassed.
不是吧 真的吗？ Oh, no. You don't say.
是的 斯卡碧夫人 I'm afraid that's true, Mrs. Scrubitt.
不过 很快就不会了 But... all that's about to change.
是吗？ Oh, yeah?
你看 我其实算是个魔术师 You see, I'm something of a magician,
发明家 还是巧克力工匠 inventor and chocolate maker.
明天一早 我就去美食长廊 And first thing tomorrow at the Galeries Gourmet,
让他们见识下 我目前最惊艳的作品 I plan to unveil my most astonishing creation yet.
准备接受惊喜吧 请欣赏 Prepare to be amazed as I present to you...
茶壶吗？ A teapot?
不 这只是泡茶用的 No, that's just for making tea.
等一下 One second.
这是炖菜用的 That's for my stew.
应该就在这里面 It's in here somewhere.
不麻烦了 旺卡先生 Don't you worry, Mr. Wonka.
我认为你绝对是个人才 I can see you're a man of great ingenuity.
我这里正好有适合你的 And we've got just the thing for ya.
创业无忧住店大礼包 The entrepreneurial package.
每晚只要一个银币 Now, the room is one sovereign a night,
明天六点之后再结账 but you don't have to pay till 6:00 tomorrow.
你就有足够的时间去赚钱了 Does that give you enough time to earn a few pennies?
足够了 斯卡碧夫人 More than enough, Mrs. Scrubitt.
谢谢 Thank you.
谁还没个难处 我能帮就帮 Oh, it's the least I can do for a stranger in need.
那好 同意的话就签个字 Now, sign here and we're all done.
没问题 All righty.
一定要看小字条款 Read the small print.
什么？ What?
谢谢 这里不需要你 Thank you, Noodle. That'll do.
她说什么？ What'd she say?
你说谁？ Who's that, then?
那女孩 The girl.
哪一个？ What girl?
刚才那个 好像让我看小字条款 That girl. It sounded like, "Read the small print."
居然还真有 And there does seem to be a lot of...
还不少呢 Just keeps on coming.
别听小面条胡说 旺卡先生 Yeah, you don't wanna listen to Noodle, Mr. Wonka.
她不正常 She's damaged.
不正常 Damaged?
孤儿综合征… Orphan Syndrome.
她生下来就被丢到脏衣堆里 She was dropped down the laundry chute as a bab, and I took her in
我也是出于好心才收留她 out the goodness of my heart,
我已经尽力用爱呵护她 旺卡先生 and I've done my best, Mr. Wonka, honest, I have,
但这孩子还是疑心病太重 but she's been left with a suspicious nature.
看什么都觉得有猫腻 She sees conspiracy everywhere.
真可怜 Poor girl.
可不是嘛 I know.
其实就是最基础的协议条款 These are just your standard Ts and Cs,
要是想多看一眼也可以 but you're welcome to take a look if you want.
还是多看一眼吧 I'll just give it a once-over.
好吧 看着没什么问题 Well, that all seems to be in order.
是吗？ Really?
你好 Hello.
欢迎入住斯卡碧 Then welcome to Scrubitt's.
到了 旺卡先生 There you are, Mr. Wonka.
一夜好梦 一生港湾！
你的创业无忧套房 The entrepreneurial suite.
豪华四角床 洗手池 肥皂 There's your four-poster, and your sink plus soap,
还有枕边薄荷巧克力 and there's a little mint on your pillow.
棒极了 Fantastic.
还是好人多啊 What kind people.
小面条 Noodle!
小面条 你在哪里？ Oh, Noodle!
在这里 夫人 Yes, Mrs. Scrubitt?
我可找你半天了 I've been lookin' for you.
有什么事吗？ What do you want?
我要好好教训你 可恶的小书呆子 I wanna teach you a lesson, you miserable little bookworm.
我又怎么了？ What did I do wrong?
你心里清楚 小混蛋 You know what you did, you brat.
我让你挣扎 求你别这样 - Stop squirming! - What? No, please.
你再敢破坏我做生意 You ever interfere in my business again,
就先给我关上一周 听明白了吗？ and you'll be in this coop all week. Do you understand?
明白 斯卡碧夫人 Yes, Mrs. Scrubitt.
对不起 斯卡碧夫人 Sorry, Mrs. Scrubitt.
我也是这么认为的 I should think so, too.
旺卡
我要开始了 妈妈 Here we go, Mamma.
各位美食长廊的女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen of the Galeries Gourmet,
我的名字是威利旺卡 my name is Willy Wonka,
我要给你们介绍一种绝妙的美味 and I have come to show you a marvelous morsel,
它拥有不可思议的口感 an incredible edible,
人类无法超越 世间闻所未闻的仙品 an unbeatable eatable, the likes of which this world has never seen.
所以安静好 请听下来 So quiet up and listen down.
错了 我重说 No, scratch that, reverse it.
请听好 我为你们准备了 I give to you
悬浮巧克力 the Hoverchoc.
♪ 歌词大意 在孟买附近的丛林中 ♪ ♪ In a jungle near Mumbai ♪
♪ 有只悬浮的小虫蝇 ♪ ♪ There's a little hoverfly ♪
♪ 它每秒振翅近千次我可没骗人 ♪ ♪ Whose wings go at a thousand flaps a sec and that's no lie ♪
♪ 这些小东西 不吃叶子就爱巧克力 ♪ ♪ These microscopic fleas like chocolate More than leaves ♪
♪ 发出礼貌邀请 它们就会产卵在这里 ♪ ♪ And when asked nicely, Lay precisely one little egg In each of these ♪
♪ 当卵孵化时 ♪ ♪ When it hatches From its shell ♪
普诺德斯精品巧克力
菲克鲁伯精品巧克力
♪ 会开心地大叫 哟呼 ♪ ♪ It gives a happy yell Whoo-hoo!♪
♪ 住在巧克力酒店里可真是太美妙 ♪ ♪ How thrilling to be living In a chocolate hotel ♪
♪ 欢快地振翅飞行 正如这演示 ♪ ♪ It beats its wings with glee And then, as you will see ♪
♪ 飞起来的巧克力 ♪ ♪ The chocolate will levitate ♪
♪ 优雅悬空太美丽 ♪ ♪ And float most gracefully ♪
♪ 有这种巧克力 ♪ ♪ Well, there's chocolate ♪
♪ 有那种巧克力 ♪ ♪ And there's chocolate ♪
♪ 但只有旺卡卖的巧克力才能完全吸引你 ♪ ♪ But only Wonka's Makes your eyes pop out their socke-lets ♪
♪ 掏出口袋的银币 来买旺卡巧克力 ♪ ♪ Put your hand Into your pocke-let get yourself Some Wonka chocolate ♪
♪ 现在就过来 听我说一句 ♪ ♪ Come now I insist ♪
♪ 保证你从未吃过这种巧克力 ♪ ♪ You've never Had chocolate like this ♪
♪ 没错 你从未吃过这种巧克力 ♪ ♪ No, you've never Had chocolate like this ♪
谢谢 Thank you.
邦邦女士 Miss Bon-Bon.
斯拉沃斯先生 Yes, Mr. Slugworth.
打电话报警 Call the police.
好的 先生 Very good, sir.
有人想尝尝吗？ Well, who wants to try one?
选我选我 Me, please!
我来吧 I will.
斯拉沃斯先生 Mr. Slugworth, sir.
借过一下 'Scuse me.
菲克鲁伯先生 Mr. Fickelgruber.
还有普诺德斯先生 And Mr. Prodnose.
太荣幸了 What an honor.
我从小时候起就… Ever since I was a little boy...
你的手可真有劲 That is quite a handshake.
生意人必备的手劲 旺卡先生 It's a business handshake, Mr. Wonka.
为了展现我对你的诚意 Lets people know I mean business.
好了 开始吧 Now, come along.
让咱们见识下所谓的悬浮巧克力 Let's try one of these so-called Hoverchocs.
这里不只有巧克力 对吧 It's not just chocolate, is it?
还有 There's...
棉花软糖吗？ marshmallow.
没错 That's right.
从秘鲁的锦葵沼泽采来的 Harvested from the mallow marshes of Peru.
还有焦糖吗？ And caramel.
不 不对 But... but it's...
有点咸 Salted.
加了俄罗斯小丑苦乐参半的眼泪 With the bittersweet tears of a Russian clown.
你该不会 And is that...
还往里加了 Surely not...
樱桃吧 Cherry?
由日本皇家花园顶尖摘樱桃专家提供 Cherry-picked by the pick of the cherry pickers from the Imperial Gardens in Japan.
好吧 Well,
旺卡先生 Mr. Wonka.
我从事这个行业很久了 I've been in this business a very long time,
可以有把握地说 and I can safely say
我这辈子尝过的所有巧克力中 that of all the chocolate I have ever tasted,
这个 毫无疑问 this is without doubt
百分之百 绝对是我吃过的最难吃的 the absolute 100% worst.
听到了吗 女士们先生们？ There we have it, ladies and gentlemen.
这可是行家的认可 An endorsement from Mr...
等一下 最难吃 Wait. The worst?
我们三个是激烈的竞争对手 We three are the fiercest of rivals,
但我们一致同意 and yet we agree on one thing.
巧克力要好吃 A good chocolate should be
就得简单 纯粹 simple. Plain.
不能太复杂了 Uncomplicated.
而你却加了一堆花里胡哨的 Whereas this, with all its bells and whistles...
这怎么说呢 Well, it's just...
好怪哦 Weird.
可惜 That's a shame.
如果这就算怪的话 If you thought the chocolate was weird,
那接下来你们要遭罪了 you're gonna hate what happens next.
怎么回事？ What's happening?
我怎么了？ Whoa, what's going on?
里面有悬浮蝇 That's the hoverfly.
它们在使劲拍翅膀 It's broken out of its cocoon.
马上就要从茧里钻出来了 It's flapping its wings like billy-oh.
我的秀发 My hair!
你说是苍蝇在捣鬼 You mean a fly is doing this?
没错 不用担心 Yes. But don't worry.
它不会伤害你的身体 It'll be completely unharmed.
谢谢 Oh, thank you.
再过二十分钟 In about 20 minutes,
它飞累了 自然会走后门出去的 it'll get tired and exit through your rear.
你说什么？ You what?
他说虫子会和屁一起出来 He means we're going to fart them out of our botties!
我知道是这个意思 Yes, I know what he meant.
我看你是疯了 旺卡 You're off your rocker, Wonka!
哪个正常人会买送他上天的巧克力 Who in their right mind wants a chocolate that makes you fly?
那我们就看看吧 Well, let's find out, shall we?
谁想要悬浮巧克力？ Who's for a Hoverchoc?
一枚银币 非常感谢 One sovereign, please. Thank you.
感谢惠顾 Thank you very much.
一枚银币 One sovereign.
谢谢你夫人 一路顺风 Thank you, madam. Enjoy your flight.
看啊 我在飞 Look, I'm flying! I'm flying!
上面的景色怎么样？- How's the view up there?
不要太高，亲爱的！- Not too high, darling!
让开 孩子 Beat it, kid.
行了 各位 All right, folks.
没什么好看的 Nothin' to see here.
就是有人打破万有引力定律而已 Just a small group of people defyin' the laws of gravity.
好 都给我勾下来 - Yeah. - Hook 'em, boys.
他们吃了悬浮巧克力 飞就对了 That's the Hoverchoc, sir. That's the point.
我们接到了对你的投诉 先生 I'm afraid we've had some complaints about you, sir.
什么投诉？ Complaints?
有人投诉你扰乱门店正常营业 That you're disrupting the trade of other businesses.
我有责任请你离开这里 I'm regrettably obliged to move you on
以及没收你的经营所得 and to confiscate your earnings.
你干什么？ Hey! What are you doing?
别担心 钱会用于慈善事业 Don't worry, it's going to a good cause.
资助患病儿童之类的 Sick kids, or something.
抱歉先生 规矩就是规矩 Sorry, sir. Rules is rules.
至少给我留一枚银币吧 Could you at least leave me a sovereign?
我还有房钱需要付 I need to pay for my room.
拿着 Here.
谢谢 Thank you.
晚上好 旺卡先生 Evening, Mr. Wonka.
怎么样 How did it go?
不如预想的顺利 Not quite well as I hoped.
太遗憾了 不过还是得先结费用 Oh, shame. Well, I'm afraid we do have to settle up now.
好在我赚到了房费 Well, thankfully, the room's taken care of.
是一枚银币吧 Believe we said a sovereign.
一枚银币 只是房费 For the room, yes.
但是在你住店的这段时间里 But you have incurred a few extras
还产生了几项额外费用 during the course of your residency with ourselves.
我有吗？ Have I?
当然有了 Yes, you have.
你昨晚进门的时候喝了一杯金酒 There was that glass of gin you had on arrival,
如果我没记错的话 and if I remember rightly,
你还在炉子边烤过火 you warmed your cockles by the fire.
你记得没错 斯卡碧夫人 He did indeed, Mrs. Scrubitt.
烤火也是附加服务 Cockle-warming is extra, see?
上楼梯去房间也是收费项目 Used the stairs to get to his room, and all.
你得付楼梯使用费 Oh, then you've got your stair charge,
而且是按节收费 上下楼都算 and that is per step, I'm afraid. Up and down.
对了 旺卡先生 Now, tell me, Mr. Wonka,
你用迷你水吧了吗 did you happen to use the mini bar?
迷你水吧 There's a minibar?
就是那截“迷你”肥皂 Mini bar of soap.
洗手用“水吧” By the sink.
可能稍微用了点 I might have, briefly.
布利奇都知道别碰“迷你水吧” See? Even Bleacher knows you never touch the mini bar,
他还是个乡巴佬 and he was raised in a ditch.
再加上床垫被单的租金 枕头损耗费 Add in your mattress hire, your linen lease, and your pillow penalty,
你需要支付 and you are looking at...
一万枚银币 Ten thousand sovereigns.
你在开玩笑吧？ You gotta be kidding me?
都在小字条款里 亲爱的 It's all in the small print, dearie.
我没有一万枚银币 I don't have 10,000 sovereigns.
那就麻烦了 旺卡先生 Then we have a problem, Mr. Wonka.
你只能在洗衣房打工还债 You're gonna have to work it off in the Wash House, ain't ya?
一天抵一枚银币 At a sovereign a day.
一万天就是 Ten thousand days is...
二十七年 Twenty-seven years,
零四个月 - Hey! - Four months.
再零十六天 and sixteen days.
可是 Whoo...
你就是旺卡先生吧 You must be Mr. Wonka.
你是谁？ Who are you?
“神算子”阿布克斯 注册会计师 Abacus Crunch, chartered accountant.
至少以前曾经是 At least, I was.
至于现在 Now, uh...
他是这里管事的 He runs the place.
你如果不听他的 我就收拾你 And you best do as he says, or you'll answer to me.
派博宾士 Piper Benz.
职业水管工 Plumber by trade.
这位是洛蒂贝儿小姐 This is Miss Lottie Bell.
她这人话少 She don't talk much.
有请拉里查克沃斯登场 And I'm Larry Chucklesworth!
喜剧演员 Comedian.
你们都是被骗来的 是吧 So they got all of you, too, did they?
恐怕是这样 I'm afraid so.
大家一开始只是想找个便宜的地方过夜 We each of us found ourselves in need of a cheap place to stay,
没有仔细看小字条款 and neglected to read the small print.
所以说犯傻是一瞬间的 One moment of stupidity,
后悔是一辈子的 followed by endless regret.
你是说我的第三次婚姻吗 Sounds like my third marriage.
抱歉 我经常这样 I'm sorry, I do that a lot.
他确实 He does.
忍不住 A lot.
我只结过一次婚 I've only been married once,
而且 最后还离婚了 and it didn't work out.
肯定有办法逃出去 There's gotta be some way outta here.
你觉得我们没试过吗 You don't think we've tried?
窗外装了护栏 There are bars on the window
门口有狗守着 and there's a dog on the door.
就算逃出去也没用 And even if you could get out,
那合同写得滴水不漏 that contract is watertight.
点名少了谁 斯卡碧夫人都会报警 If you're not here at roll call, Mrs. Scrubitt will call the police,
抓回来以后 they'll bring you right back,
还得再罚一千银币的“打扰费” and she'll charge you a thousand for the inconvenience.
好了各位 该干活了 All right, everybody. Back to work.
这边 旺卡先生 Come along, Mr. Wonka.
你跟我来 You come with me.
你的工位在这里 用肥皂水… You're in here. On suds.
♪ 歌词大意 首先拿起衣服 ♪ ♪ First, you pick up The apparel ♪
♪ 直接丢进桶里 ♪ ♪ And you stick it In a barrel ♪
♪ 刷 刷 ♪ ♪ Scrub, scrub ♪
♪ 再送入轧布机 巨大把手摇起来 ♪ ♪ Then you take It to the mangle And you turn a giant handle ♪
♪ 刷 刷 ♪ ♪ Scrub, scrub ♪
♪ 接着用绳高高挂起 直到衣服全部晾干 ♪ ♪ Then it's hung up really high Until it's nearly dry ♪
♪ 刷 刷 ♪ ♪ Scrub, scrub ♪
♪ 只要我们还能歌唱 日子就没那么漫长 ♪ ♪ But when we sing this song The day don't seem so long ♪
♪ 刷 刷 ♪ ♪ Scrub, scrub ♪
还是很漫长啊 It's still long, though.
♪ 要把衣裙衬衫上面所有折痕全都熨平 ♪ ♪ Gotta press out all the creases from the dresses and chemises ♪
♪ 甩 甩 ♪ ♪ Rub, rub ♪
♪ 听从指示折叠整齐 否则训斥加上挨饿 ♪ ♪ Gotta fold 'em like they told us or they'll scold us ♪
♪ 惨 惨 ♪ ♪ And withhold our grub, grub ♪
♪ 谁让我们签了名字 后果就得自己承担 ♪ ♪ We all signed the dotted line So we gotta do our time ♪
♪ 刷 刷 ♪ ♪ Scrub, scrub Scrub, scrub ♪
如果谁觉得有意见 And if you don't agree...
参见条款第五条 See clause five.
第七节第一章 Section 7A.
第二十二自然段 Paragraph 22.
D部分 Part D.
上面说 Which says...
♪ 刷 刷 ♪ ♪ Scrub, scrub ♪
客房服务 Room service.
我让你看小字条款了 Told you to read the small print.
对我难度有点大 Slight problem with that.
你不认识字 是吗？ You can't read, can you?
我的时间全用来研究巧克力了 I focused my studies almost exclusively on chocolate.
明白 I see.
至于别的事 我只能指望别人有好心 For everything else, I've relied on the kindness of strangers.
看看这么做的下场 And look where that's got you.
一间员工宿舍 The staff quarters.
有床可以睡 You've got a bed.
曾经有张床 You had a bed.
桌子还有洗手池兼马桶 Desk, and a wash basin/toilet.
这里的水有两种温度 The water comes in two temperatures.
冷水 Cold...
还有冰水 ...and colder.
你欠了多少？ How much do you owe them?
一万银币 Ten thousand.
那你还算好的 Count yourself lucky.
我欠了三十万 I owe 30.
什么？ What?
你怎么会欠钱？ How do you owe them money?
你是他们从衣服堆里捡的吧？ I thought they found you down a laundry chute.
没错 Oh, they did.
他们大发善心收留了我 Took me in out of the goodness of their hearts
并以这个理由让我还钱 and charged me for the privilege.
真是两个大坏蛋 What a pair of monsters.
穷的斗不过贪财的 旺卡先生 The greedy beat the needy every time, Mr. Wonka.
世道不就是这样吗？ Guess it's just the way of the world.
别说丧气话 小面条 Oh, come on, Noodle.
你的孤儿综合征又发作了 That's just your Orphan Syndrome talking.
我的什么？ My what?
你的孤儿综合征 Your Orphan Syndrome.
我才不吃这种恶心的东西 And we are not gonna be eating any slops.
你要干什么？ What are you doing?
当然是做巧克力了 I'm making chocolate, o' course.
你喜欢哪种？ How do you like it? Dark?
黑巧 白巧 坚果还是奇葩口味 White? Nutty? Absolutely insane?
我不知道 I don't know.
我从来没吃过 I've never had any.
你没吃过巧克力？ You've never had chocolate?
没有 No.
什么？ What?
你从来都没吃过巧克力吗？ You've never had chocolate?
确实没有 Still no.
怎么可能 这事太离谱了 Well, this is unbelievable. I mean, this is outrageous.
那你走运了 小面条 Well, lucky for you, Noodle, I have a selection
全世界最好的巧克力原料 of the world's finest ingredients
正好都在我的便携加工厂里 right here in my travel factory.
先做哪种呢？ Where to begin?
我需要想想 That's the question.
有了 I know!
一线希望 Silver Linings.
加入凝固的雷雨云朵 Made of condensed thunder clouds
和液化的阳光 and liquid sunlight.
让你在绝望时 看到一线希望之光 Helps you see that faint ray o' hope beyond the shadow of despair.
正好是我们需要的 你说呢？ Just what we need, wouldn't you say?
你从小就喜欢做巧克力吗？ Did you always wanna make chocolate?
没有 No.
我在你这个年纪 Back when I was your age,
一心想当魔术师 I wanted to be a magician.
我妈妈是个厨师 My mom was a cook.
我们住在船上 相依为命 We lived on the river, just the two of us.
在仅有我们二人的完美小世界 In a perfect little world of our own.
我还记得 The way I remember it,
我每天从早到晚琢磨新奇的小魔术 I used to spend every waking hour trying to come up with some new trick
逗妈妈开心 to impress my mom.
太精彩了 Bravo!
不过真正的魔法却在她手中 But the real magic came from her.
我们平时没什么钱 We didn't have a lotta money,
但她每周都会带回一颗可可豆 but each week, she brought home one cocoa bean.
攒到我过生日的时候 And by the time my birthday came around,
正好够做一块巧克力 there was enough to make a single bar o' chocolate.
那可不是普通的巧克力 But it wasn't just any old chocolate.
那可是独一无二的 Far from it.
这是全世界最好吃的巧克力 This has to be the best chocolate in the world.
那可不一定 Oh, don't know about that.
据说一个叫美食长廊的地方 They say the very best comes from a place
有最好吃的巧克力 called the Galeries Gourmet.
不可能比你做的好吃 妈妈 Theirs can't be any better than yours, Mamma.
绝对不可能 It's impossible.
是吗？ Well,
其实 我确实有个小秘方 as it so happens, I do know a little secret
连巧克力大师都不知道 that even those fancy-pants don't.
是什么？ What is it?
等你长大以后 I'll tell ya.
我再告诉你 When you're older.
快去睡觉 Now get to sleep.
我们一起去 妈妈 We should go, Amma.
去什么地方？ Where's that, then?
去那个美食长廊 To the Galeries Gourmet.
什么？ What?
再开一家店 And start a shop?
对 Yeah.
把我们的名字挂到门上去 With our name above the door and everything.
这个梦想很了不起 宝贝 That's a wonderful dream, honey.
所以不能实现吗？ Is that all it is?
只能是梦想 Just a dream?
你听好 Hey now.
世间的所有美好都是从梦想开始 Every good thing in this world started with a dream.
你要坚持自己的梦想 So you hold on to yours.
等你向世界分享巧克力那天 And when you do share chocolate with the world,
我一定会陪在你身边 I'll be right there beside ya.
你保证 You promise?
口头约定不算数 I can do better than that.
我们拉勾约定 I pinkie promise.
好啦 Now,
睡吧 sleep.
所以 So,
是什么呢 威利？ what was it, Willy?
你妈妈的秘方 What was the secret?
我到现在也不知道 I never found out.
不久以后她就病倒了 Soon after, she fell sick.
旺卡
最后我手中只剩她留下的这块巧克力 And before I knew it, all I had left was her bar of chocolate.
所以我才来这里 小面条 That's why I'm here, Noodle.
为了重温我小时候 So I can feel the same way I did back then,
吃到巧克力的那种感觉 eating chocolate with her.
什么意思？ What do you mean?
她答应等我和全世界分享巧克力时 My mom once promised that when I share chocolate with the world,
她会陪在我身边 she'd be right there beside me.
虽然听着像疯话 但是 I know it sounds crazy, but I always hoped
我妈妈没准会遵守诺言 she'd somehow keep that promise.
也许还会把秘方告诉我 She might even tell me her secret.
来 Here.
尝尝 Try one.
你不该给我吃 Wish you hadn't done that.
你不喜欢 You don't like it?
不是 No,
我很喜欢 I like it.
只是 这样的话 It's just...
怎么了？ What?
如果我以后吃不到巧克力了 威利 Now each day I don't have chocolate
日子会变得很难过 will be a little harder.
那你觉得如果以后每天 Then how would you like to have all the chocolate
你都有吃不完的巧克力 you can eat, every day,
这种日子怎么样？ for the rest of your life?
这辈子都管够吗？ A lifetime supply?
这辈子都吃不完 A lifetime supply.
你要我干什么？ What I have to do?
小事一桩 Not much.
带我出去 Just get me out of here.
你疯了吗？ Are you crazy?
很简单 It's easy.
我找人替我值班 你用洗衣车带我出去 I'll get someone to cover my shift, and you could smuggle me out in your laundry cart.
可我…就几个小时 没事 - But I... - Just for a few hours, mind.
没人会注意到 No one will even know I was gone.
你出去能干什么？ What's the point of that?
当然是卖巧克力了 To sell chocolate, o' course! We'll split the profits
赚到钱就能还清债务了 and pay off Mrs. Scrubitt in no time.
是个好想法 威利 It's a nice idea, Willy.
应该说是个极好的主意 It's a great idea.
但这是行不通的 But it'll never work.
当然行得通 'Course it will.
先吃巧克力 Eat your chocolate.
你根本不明白 You don't understand.
斯卡碧夫人像老鹰一样警惕 Mrs. Scrubitt's like a hawk.
进出洗衣房的一切东西 都逃不过她的眼睛 She keeps her beady eye on everything that comes in and out of the Wash House except...
怎么了？ What is it?
没什么 No, it's nothing.
好吧 Oh, okay.
你“哈”了两声 Double-huh!
肯定有什么了 That's not nothing.
一线希望起作用了 你有主意了 That's the Silver Lining. It's given you an idea.
好吧 Okay.
她唯一一次放松警惕 是因为有个贵族来了 So, the one time she dropped her guard was when this aristocrat came to the laundry.
那人就是来问个路 He was only asking for directions,
她整个人都要扑上去了 but she was all over him like a rash.
当时把我恶心坏了 It was disgusting.
这就是机会 小面条 That's it, Noodle.
找个贵族 就能趁她分神溜出去 All we have to do is find an aristocrat and slip out while she's distracted.
话虽如此 Yeah, but...
我们该去哪里找贵族呢 where are we going to find an aristocrat?
你“哈”了两声 A double-huh.
有纸和笔吗？ Do you have pencil and paper?
我有办法了 I got an idea.
♪ 歌词大意 你爱吃甜食吗
♪ 爱吃
♪ 是必须满足的欲望
我是来做忏悔的 I've come to make a confession.
你们唱得很好 继续吧 You sound great, fellas. Keep it up.
神父请原谅我 我有罪 Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
上次忏悔完了我又吃了一百五十块 I have had 150 of these since my last confession.
人心是很难抵抗诱惑的 Temptation is very hard to resist.
送我下去 Send me down.
回见 I'll see you later.
晚上好 警长 Good evening, Chief.
他们都到了 They're all waiting.
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
晚上好 先生们 Good evening, gentlemen.
我带了账单来 I've brought my invoice.
一名巧克力工匠的驱赶费 One chocolatier moved on
还是原来的价格 for the usual fee.
可算来了 宝贝 Here we go, baby.
这可是好货 There's the good stuff. Yeah.
请问 警长 Tell me, Chief...
这种好货想不想再多进点 ...how would you like to earn a few more of those?
仔细说说 I am listening.
我们觉得 对付旺卡先生 We think that Mr. Wonka
只是把他赶走的话 可能还不够 might require a little more than simply moving on.
他很有才 He's good.
太有才了 Too good.
最重要的是 And what's more,
他的巧克力只卖一枚银币 he only charges a sovereign a chocolate.
这样谁都买得起了 So anyone can afford them,
就算是 even the...
你知道就那些 You know, the...
穷人吗？ The poor?
天哪 Oh, dear.
我突然有点犯恶心 I've just been a little bit sick in my mouth.
请你以后别在我面前 Could you please refrain from
提到这类种群 mentioning that demographic in my presence?
他听不得别人提“穷”字 He doesn't like it when people say "poor."
抱歉 菲利克斯 Sorry, Felix.
我们想请你给旺卡传个话 We want you to send Wonka a message.
请对他使用武力警告 Backed up by physical force.
如果他再来这里卖巧克力 That if he attempts to sell chocolate in this town again,
就有可能发生一些小小的意外 he is liable to meet with a little accident.
也就是说他会死 In which he dies.
对 我听出来他的意思了 Yeah, no, I... I got that already.
你别老说得这么直白 You don't have to keep saying it.
我是确定大家在同一个频道 I'm just making sure we're all on the same page.
你一人一个频道吧 Well, no one's on your page.
你是什么意思？ What's that supposed to mean? Well, I know what it means...
字面意思我懂 但你什么意思？ Actually, what does it mean?
先生们 好了 Gentlemen, please.
警长 你觉得怎么样？ So, what do you say, Chief?
你愿意接下这份任务吗？ Do we have a deal?
是这样 几位 Well, listen, fellas,
我好歹是执法人员 I'm an officer of the law.
不能随便帮你们恐吓竞争对手 I can't just go around roughin' up your competition.
很抱歉 I'm sorry.
那好吧 警长 Well now, Chief.
我能感觉到你很正直 I can see that you're a man of integrity.
谢谢 Thank you.
不过你可以问问自己 But ask yourself this...
口头警告驱赶商贩 用巧克力支付
♪ 歌词大意 你爱吃甜食吗 ♪ ♪ Have you got a sweet tooth?♪
♪ 我爱吃 ♪ ♪ I do ♪
♪ 是必须满足的欲望 ♪ ♪ A hunger That you have to feed? ♪
♪ 你爱吃甜食吗 ♪ ♪ Have you got a sweet tooth?♪
♪ 爱吃 ♪ ♪ I do ♪
♪ 我们有你要的一切 ♪ ♪ Well, we've got Everything you need ♪
♪ 别扯什么良心 ♪ ♪ Don't give me That conscience nonsense ♪
♪ 没用 ♪ ♪ It's simply ♪
♪ 不过是各取所需 ♪ ♪ Quid pro quo ♪
♪ 不然 一百块你的最爱 ♪ ♪ So, a hundred Of your favorites ♪
♪ 抱歉 还是恕难从命 ♪ ♪ Sorry, I'm afraid it's no ♪
我答应过老婆少吃巧克力 控制体重 Promised the wife I'd cut down on chocolate.
我还要参加警署舞会 You know, I gotta get in shape for the Policeman's Ball, so...
♪ 想想你爱的甜食 ♪ ♪ But think about Your sweet tooth ♪
♪ 确实 我从小就最爱吃糖 ♪ ♪ I do I've had it since I was a boy ♪
♪ 你调皮的小嗜好 ♪ ♪ Your naughty Little sweet tooth ♪
♪ 没错 ♪ ♪ It's true ♪
♪ 你唯一的快乐源泉 ♪ ♪ The only thing That brings you joy ♪
♪ 别管什么腰围 ♪ ♪ Don't look At your waistline ♪
♪ 挺好的 哪里好 ♪ ♪ It's fine! ♪ - ♪ Come on! ♪
♪ 就算能看见脚指头有什么用 ♪ ♪ Who needs To see their toes?♪
♪ 那七百盒怎么样 ♪ ♪ So seven hundred boxes ♪
♪ 这么多巧克力 ♪ ♪ That's a lot Of chocolates... ♪
不行 No!
先生们 拿下这个大单 Gentlemen, let's give it the big sell.
♪ 你爱吃甜食吗 ♪ ♪ Have you got a sweet tooth?♪
♪ 我也是 ♪ ♪ Me, too ♪
♪ 各位 ♪ ♪ Fellas... ♪
♪ 你爱吃巧克力吗？ ♪ ♪ Have you got The hots for chocs?♪
我确实爱 对 I do, really. Yeah.
♪ 你觉得小糖果 好吗？ ♪ ♪ Do you think that candy's Dandy? ♪
♪ 好 ♪ ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ 我们有很多很多很多 ♪ ♪ Well, we've got lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots ♪
♪ 我唱起来了 ♪ ♪ Why am I singing? ♪
♪ 要是老婆抱怨 ♪ ♪ If the wife's complaining ♪
♪ 羞辱你的身材 ♪ ♪ Body-shaming ♪
♪ 多神奇 ♪ ♪ It's amazing ♪
♪ 请个好裁缝 赘肉全藏起 ♪ ♪ What a tailor can conceal ♪
古德尔斯 弹性松紧裤之家
♪ 留着你们的巧克力吧 ♪ ♪ Keep your wretched Chocolates ♪
♪ 一千八百盒如何？ ♪ ♪ Eighteen-hundred boxes?♪
♪ 成交 ♪ ♪ Oh, deal ♪
贝儿 Bell.
到 Here.
宾士 Benz.
查克沃斯 Chucklesworth.
神算子 Crunch.
到 Here.
旺卡 Wonka.
布利奇 Bleacher!
马桶怎么又堵了？ Toilet's blocked again.
这绝对是爱情的呼唤啊 The unmistakable sound of love.
你说什么？ You what?
别说你没注意到啊 Don't tell me you hadn't noticed.
什么？ What?
她疯狂地爱上你了 She's madly in love with you.
斯卡碧夫人吗？ Mrs. Scrubitt?
爱惨了 Besotted.
这也正常 And why not?
你看看 Look at you.
身材多么健美 Fine figure of a man.
你只要稍微收拾收拾 You just need to tidy yourself up a little bit.
换件新衣服 Get some new clothes.
再洗个澡 Have a bath.
还要洗澡 A bath?
你知道女人都喜欢什么吧 You do know what they say, right?
女人喜欢什么？ What do they say?
她喜欢你的脚踝 She'll be thankful for an ankle.
是吗？ Yes.
更想看到你的膝盖 And pleased to see your knees.
是吗？ Right.
如果想惊艳到她 But if you wanna make her sigh...
快说 Tell me.
秀出你的大腿 Show her some thigh.
布利奇 Bleacher!
马桶里的水都满出来了 It's overflowing now.
赶紧进去 干活了 Get in there. Back to work.
好吧 All right.
都淹到我的脚踝了 It's up to me ankles!
就知道偷懒 Time-waster.
布利奇 Bleacher!
这个懒虫 乡巴佬 Curse that idle peasant.
什么东西？ What you got there?
没什么 Nothing.
还想被关小黑屋是吧 Do you like that coop, Noodle?
好吧 All right.
那天我去莫纳克教授家取衣服 I was collecting laundry from Professor Monocle the other day.
然后呢？ Yeah.
他在写一本巴伐利亚皇室的书 He's writing a book about the Bavarian Royal Family.
无聊 Boring.
墙上挂满了贵族的写真素描 He's got sketches of noblemen all over his wall.
所以 So?
这个人 This one
看着很眼熟 looked rather familiar.
布利奇维茨男爵
乖乖 这个人长得好像… Blow me. That looks exactly like...
布利奇先生 Mr. Bleacher.
你是想说布利奇是来自巴伐利亚的贵族 Are you telling me Bleacher is a Bavarian aristocrat?
拿我的金酒去 Go and get my gin.
♪ 歌词大意 首先拿起衣服 ♪ ♪ First, You pick up the apparel ♪
♪ 直接丢进桶里 ♪ ♪ Then you stick it In a barrel ♪
♪ 刷 刷 ♪ ♪ Scrub, scrub ♪
♪ 再送入轧布机 ♪ ♪ Then you put it Through the mangle ♪
♪ 还要小心别被绞伤 ♪ ♪ Making sure You don't get strangled ♪
♪ 刷 刷 ♪ ♪ Scrub, scrub ♪
♪ 小蒂机会来了 有条邮递员的裤子 ♪ ♪ Oh, Tiddles, Here's your chance to chew my mailman pants! ♪
♪ 一定出了什么事 今天的歌词不一样 ♪ ♪ Something must be going on 'cause we never Change our song ♪
♪ 刷 刷 ♪ ♪ Scrub, scrub ♪
你终于舍得拖着这身懒骨头 Oh, so you finally managed to drag your lazy...
你是换发型了吗？ Have you done something with your hair?
可能吧 Maybe.
谁知道呢？ Maybe not.
这条背带裤是哪来的？ Where'd you get them dungarees?
失物招领处 Lost property.
怎么？ Why,
我穿着合适吗？ do they suit me?
是 好像还不赖 Not bad, I suppose.
你到那边去干什么？ What're you doing all the way over there?
暖一暖我的玉膝 Keeping my knees warm.
来这边来喝杯金酒呗 Well, why don't you come over here and have a glass o' gin?
不如你来我这里 Why don't you come over here,
包你暖洋洋 where it's all hot?
我的天哪 Oh, my Lord.
女士们 先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
这是本人全新发明的全自动洗衣机 may I present to you a brand-new contraption of my creation,
引领洗衣行业的科技革新 an innovation in laundrification.
♪ 刷 刷 ♪ ♪ Scrub, scrub ♪
我先问个问题 Let me ask you a question,
小蒂每天都在追什么？ how does Tiddles wanna spend all his time?
答案是邮递员 Chasing after mailmen.
那我每天需要干什么 各位同事？ And what do I have to do all day, fellow scrubbers, please?
♪ 刷 刷 ♪ ♪ Scrub, scrub ♪
现在 But now,
有了这台 威利旺卡奇妙狂野全自动遛狗洗衣机 with Willy Wonka's Wild and Wonderful Wishy-washy Wonka Walker,
我不想重复第二遍 please don't make me say that again,
小蒂可以随便跑 Tiddles gets to run
我也可以翘班 and I can have fun.
♪ 刷 刷 ♪ ♪ Scrub, scrub ♪
我先出去一小会儿 Just popping out for a bit.
点名之前就赶回来 I'll be back before roll call.
在此之前 小蒂替我的班 Until then, Tiddles has agreed to...
♪ 刷 刷 ♪ ♪ Scrub, scrub ♪
那个 人家想听听巴伐利亚的事 So, tell me all about Bavaria.
哪里？ Where?
你的老家 Where you're from.
对 那个地方特别的 Oh, yes. It's very...
巴伐利亚 ...Bavarian.
安全了 All clear.
真的吗？ Really?
是的 Yeah.
成功了 We did it!
好样的 小面条 Well done, Noodle.
我们居然成功了 I can't believe it worked.
看看我昨晚做了多少巧克力 Wait till you see how much chocolate I made last night.
把它们都卖了 咱们就能 We sell this, and we're gonna be...
糟糕 Oh, no.
出什么事了 威利？ What's going on, Willy?
又是这样 Not again.
你的巧克力呢？ Where are the chocolates?
我该怎么跟你说 小面条 I don't know how to tell you this, Noodle, but...
巧克力被偷了 they've been stolen.
被偷了？ Stolen?
谁偷的？ Who by?
一个橙色的小矮人 The Little Orange Man.
什么？ What?
橙色的小矮人 我没说过吗？ The Little Orange Man. I didn't tell you about him?
没有 从没说过 No, ya didn't.
他是我的宿敌 He's my nemesis.
有这么高 About yea high.
他在黑夜里出没 把我的巧克力偷光 Comes in the dead of the night, and he steals all my chocolate.
这三四年来 每隔几个礼拜就来偷一次 Been happening every few weeks for the past three, four years now.
真的吗？ Really?
有时候我半梦半醒 in that strange realm 'twixt sleep and wake,
会偷偷观察他在月光下发光的绿头发 green hair glinting in the moonlight.
绿头发吗？ Green hair?
总有一天我会抓住他 One day I shall catch him, Noodle.
威利 Willy.
等我抓到他 When I do...
威利 Willy!
你真以为我会相信你说的话吗？ You don't seriously expect me to believe this, do you?
当然 Of course I do.
还有其他可能性吗？ What other explanation is there?
不知道 I don't know,
可能你睡着以后 that you go to sleep...
梦到绿色的小矮人 ...dream 'bout Little Green Man...
是橙皮肤 绿头发 Orange man, green hair. Yeah.
而你一边在做梦 And while you are dreaming...
一边把巧克力全吃了 stuff your face with chocolate!
你说我… Stuff my...
这个更说得通 That makes a lot more sense.
我居然觉得这事能成 Why'd I ever think this would work?
一直是我自己吃的吗？ I've been eating all my own chocolate?
什么破一线希望啊 应该不会吧 - Stupid Silver Linings. - I don't think I have been.
我的巧克力不是破玩意 There's nothing stupid about my chocolate.
要是斯卡碧夫人发现我们 If Mrs. Scrubitt had spotted us,
会把我关小黑屋的 I'd be in the coop right now.
我向你道歉 好吗？ Look, I'm sorry, okay?
巧克力可以再做 But we can make more chocolate.
唯一的问题是牛奶用完了 Only problem is I'm all out of milk.
这倒不是问题 Well, that's not a problem.
有了 Milk.
首先 你这是偷窃 A, that is stealing.
其次 And C,
我威利旺卡不用老牛的奶 Willy Wonka does not use any old cow's milk.
我的特别巧克力 For this particular creation,
要用长颈鹿产的奶 I require the milk of a giraffe.
好吧 那也行 Okay... fine.
动物园里就有长颈鹿 As a matter of fact, there's one at the zoo.
棒极了 Bingala!
但首先 But A,
动物园不在那个方向 Zoo is not that way.
好吧 Great.
其次 And B,
他们不会放人进去挤奶 they're not gonna let you just walk in there and milk it.
亲爱的小面条 That, my dear Noodle,
还好咱们走运 橙色小矮人 is why we're very lucky, the Little Orange Man
没偷走这个 didn't find this.
保安
这是什么？ What is it?
这是动物园管理处送的 From Zoo Management.
为了表彰你多年来的服务 In recognition of your years of service.
但我来这里才一年 But I've only been here a year.
所以只给了你一颗巧克力 Which is why there's only one chocolate.
那就谢谢你了 Well, thank you very much.
不客气 晚安 You're welcome. Good night!
动物园
干得漂亮 小面条 Hey, well done, Noodle.
所以他吃的是什么？ So, what is it really?
它叫活力之夜 It's called A Big Night Out.
一块模拟都市夜生活的巧克力 A single chocolate that perfectly mimics a night on the town.
最外面那层是香槟松露 The outer layer, a champagne truffle.
美味 That's lovely.
然后是白葡萄酒 The next is white wine.
接着是红酒 Followed by red.
这小滋味太带劲了 Now we are talking!
歌舞表演要开始了 That's when the singing and dancing starts.
♪ 今晚是派对之夜 ♪ ♪ We're gonna Have a party tonight!♪
威士忌软糖那层会让人伤感 It's when he hits the layer o' whiskey fudge he'll get emotional.
她是我唯一爱过的女人 She was the only woman I ever loved!
他可能会做些冲动的事 He might do something reckless.
打个电话 I'll give her a call.
应该没什么吧 What harm could it do?
喂 格温妮 Hello, Gwennie?
我是巴兹尔 It's Basil.
我想告诉你 我一直爱着你 I just wanted to say, I've always loved you.
我真的很爱你 I love you so much.
什么？ What?
巴兹尔邦德 化学课上我们是同桌 It's Basil Bond. We sat together in chemistry at school.
不不不 别挂 No, no, don't hang up!
最后 加点压箱底的陈年老酒 Finally, some old port from the back of the cupboard,
来了 我不是这个意思 and...
走吧 Let's go.
小面条 走了 Noodle, let's go.
它们怎么不飞走？ Why don't they fly away?
不知道 I don't know.
也许它们就没想走 Perhaps they haven't thought of it.
真的吗？ You're kidding?
没有 是真的 No, I'm serious.
火烈鸟就是这样 That's the thing about flamingos.
它们需要有人带路 They need someone to show 'em the way.
长颈鹿 长颈鹿 Giraffe. Giraffe.
老虎
长颈鹿 Giraffe.
你真得学学认字了 You have got to learn how to read.
为什么？ Why?
你差点被老虎吃掉 You are nearly eaten by a tiger.
“差点”的意思是没有 小面条 "Nearly" is the key word there, Noodle.
我差点被吃掉过很多次 I've nearly been eaten by a lot of things,
但顶多就是被咬一小口 and none of them got more than a nibble.
长颈鹿 Giraffe.
好 我会学认字 Okay, I'll learn how to read.
阿比盖尔
晚上好 这位… Good evening, Miss, um...
阿比盖尔 Abigail.
别紧张 这是金合欢薄荷糖 Easy, now. I brought acacia mints.
我的金合欢薄荷糖是长颈鹿的心头好 Giraffes are just crazy about my acacia mints.
说是最爱也不为过 Love 'em more than anything else.
一边被挠下巴就更好了 Except being scratched under the chin, you see?
你要试试吗 小面条？ You wanna give it a go, Noodle?
我？ Me?
对 来啊 Yeah. Why not?
好吧 Okay.
它很喜欢你 Think she likes you.
阿比盖尔女士 Miss Abigail,
如果我同事能给你挠挠下巴 if my colleague here gives you a good scratch,
你愿意把奶水 分我们一升半升吗？ do you think you could possibly spare us a pint or two of your milk?
所以 So,
你之前就挤过吗？ have you done this before?
就一次 Once.
在非洲 In Africa.
那家伙长得可高了 Magnificent beast.
是野长颈鹿吗？ Was she wild?
它野吗？ Wild?
它当时都气疯了 She was absolutely furious.
威利 你真会冒傻气 You sure can be silly, Willy.
我觉得你说得很对哦 小面条 I suppose that's true-dle, Noodle.
对哦 True-dle?
有点刻意了是吧？ That doesn't work, does it?
小面条要怎么押韵？ Nothing rhymes with Noodle.
这名字是谁给你起的？ Where'd you get that name, anyway?
不重要了 Doesn't matter.
别啊 说说呗 No, go on.
是这个 This.
我亲生父母只留下这个 你看 It's all I have of my real parents. See?
可能是小面条 "N" for Noodle.
是诺拉 尼娜 Or Nora, or Nina,
也可能什么也不是 or nothing at all.
能找到是谁留下的吗？ Can't you trace the owner?
你以为我没找过吗？ You don't think I've tried?
我小时候 When I was a kid,
一心要寻找亲生父母 I always hoped that I'd find my parents.
小面条的梦想
他们住在一座漂亮的 装满书的大房子里 And they'd live in this beautiful old building full of books.
我妈妈 My mom,
会站在门口等我回家 she'd be waiting there for me at the door,
我冲进她的怀里 and I'd run into her arms.
她紧紧地抱着我 就是不舍得松开 She'd give me this big hug like she'd never let me go.
后来我才知道那是个很傻的梦 But then I realized it was just a stupid dream.
我觉得一点儿也不傻 There's nothing stupid about that.
真的吗？ Isn't there?
我知道你受了很多苦 小面条 I know things haven't been easy for you, Noodle.
一切都会好的 But they're gonna get better.
我不会让你留在那个破洗衣房的 I'm not gonna let you rot in that Wash House forever.
你保证吗？ You promise?
口头约定不算 I can do better than that.
我们拉勾约定 I pinkie promise.
这可是最庄重的约定了 And that's the most solemn vow there is.
继续挠吧 Get scratchin'.
时间很紧 We don't have long
保安马上就过来了哦 小面条 until that guard comes to-dle, Noodle.
来了哦 To-dle!
这么说话太怪了 It's not even a word!
我还得继续努力 I'm gonna keep working on it.
♪ 歌词大意 这一刻 ♪ ♪ For a moment ♪
♪ 生活少了些许阴霾 ♪ ♪ Life doesn't seem quite so bad ♪
♪ 这一刻 ♪ ♪ For a moment ♪
♪ 我仿佛忘记了悲伤 ♪ ♪ I kinda forgot to be sad ♪
♪ 他把黑夜变成了白天 ♪ ♪ He turns night to day ♪
♪ 但我绝不能得意忘形 ♪ ♪ But don't get carried away ♪
♪ 也不能轻易卸下心防 ♪ ♪ Never let down your guard ♪
♪ 一刻也不能放松警惕 ♪ ♪ Let them into your heart for a moment ♪
♪ 把别人放在你的心上 ♪ ♪ Not for a moment ♪
有了 小面条 你听好 I got it, Noodle! Listen to this.
♪ 小面条 小面条 苹果派做成长条 ♪ ♪ Noodle, Noodle, Apple strudel ♪
♪ 还有一些人最爱画线条 ♪ ♪ Some people don't and some people doodle ♪
♪ 画蛇与火烈鸟 熊和贵宾犬也好 ♪ ♪ Snakes, flamingos, Bears, and poodles ♪
♪ 这首歌能让你露出微笑 ♪ ♪ Singing this song will improve your moodle ♪
♪ 小面条 小面条 我们是好汉一条 ♪ ♪ Noodle-dee-dee Noodle-dee-dum ♪
威利 Willy!
♪ 我们一起玩闹 一起欢笑 ♪ ♪ We're having oodles and oodles of fun ♪
谢谢你 阿比盖尔 Thanks, Abigail!
♪ 这一刻 小面条 小面条 ♪ ♪ For a moment Noodle, Noodle, Apple strudel ♪
♪ 生活完全变了个样 苹果派做成长条 ♪ ♪ My life has turned Upside down ♪
♪ 还有一些人最爱画线条 ♪ ♪ Some people don't and some people doodle ♪
♪ 这一刻 画蛇与火烈鸟 ♪ ♪ For a moment ♪ - ♪ Snakes, flamingos ♪
♪ 我快活得要飞起来 熊和贵宾犬也好 ♪ ♪ I can't keep my feet on the ground ♪ - ♪ Bears and poodles ♪
♪ 这首歌能让你露出微笑 ♪ ♪ Singing this song will improve your moodle ♪
♪ 他是我遇见过 小面条 ♪ ♪ He's the one good thing ♪ - ♪ Noodle-dee-dee ♪
♪ 小面条 我们是好汉一条 ♪ ♪ Noodle-dee-dum ♪ - ♪ That's ever happened to me ♪
♪ 唯一的美好 我们一起玩闹 一起欢笑 ♪ ♪ We're having oodles and oodles of fun ♪
警长 Chief,
你要约谈的那小子找到了 you know that fella you wanted a word with?
♪ 这一刻 ♪ ♪ For a moment ♪
♪ 生活少了些许阴霾 ♪ ♪ Life doesn't seem Quite so bad ♪
♪ 这一刻 ♪ ♪ And for a moment ♪
♪ 我仿佛忘记了悲伤 ♪ ♪ I kinda forgot to be sad ♪
旺卡先生 Mr. Wonka!
方便的话跟我聊聊 A word in private, if I may.
当然方便 警官 Certainly, Officer.
艾夫伯 你先走 Be on your way, Affable.
确定吗 长官？ Are you sure, sir?
确定 这是我和旺卡先生的事 Oh, yeah. This is between me and Mr. Wonka.
小面条 你先走 You better get outta here, Noodle.
可威利 But Willy...
你不用担心 Don't worry about me.
这种事我很有经验 咱们推车那儿见 I've talked my way out of tighter spots than this. I'll meet you back at the cart.
好了 警官 如果是阿比盖尔的事 Now, Officer, if this is about Abigail...
我来给你带话了 小子 I got a message for you, pal.
不准在我们镇上卖巧克力 Do not sell chocolate in this town!
听懂了 You got it?
我好像没听清楚 Not really, I'm afraid.
你居然敢跟我顶嘴 臭小子 Oh, so you got a mouth on you, huh, Candy Man?
我说 I said...
不准卖巧克力 Don't sell chocolate!
这回听清楚了吗？ You hear me that time?
我耳朵里全是水 I have water in my ears.
也是 Yeah, that... You've...
好吧 有道理 Okay, that makes sense. Yeah.
听着 Listen,
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我现在脑子有点乱 I'm all outta whack.
说真的 Truth is,
我也不想这么对你 I don't wanna be doin' this.
我没让你这么对我 I don't want you to be doing this.
不过我还是得警告你 But I still gotta give ya a message.
再来镇上卖巧克力 Sell chocolate in this town again,
就不只是挨一棍的事了 you're gonna get more than a bonk on the head.
我没挨棍子 I don't have a bonk on the head.
我今天是怎么了？ What is with me today? I...
请稍等我一下 Can you give me just a second?
当然 Sure.
布利奇维茨爵士 Lord Bleachowitz.
斯卡碧夫人 Mrs. Scrubitt.
你的双眼像蛋奶布丁里的两颗兔子屎一样黑 Your eyes are like two rabbit droppings in a couple of bowls of custard.
你可真会花言巧语 You really do have a way with words.
一会儿楼下见 See you downstairs.
我下去了 Geronimo!
旺卡先生 Mr. Wonka.
你还知道回来 Good of you to join us.
我没迟到吧？ Not late, am I?
还没 卡着点回来的 不过 Well, no. Cutting it a bit fine, but...
小蒂认真工作了吗？ Has Tiddles been pulling his weight?
实话说 小蒂表现得很好 As a matter of fact, Tiddles has been a very good boy,
生产率提高了30% and productivity is up 30%.
我们下午放了个假 We took the afternoon off.
不过这不是重点 But that's not the point.
那才是重点 This is the point.
别闹 拉瑞 Not now, Larry.
抱歉 Sorry.
重点是 你们去哪里了？ The point is... Where have you been?
为什么身上有股长颈鹿味？ And why do you smell of giraffe?
我来解释一下 Guess I owe you guys an explanation.
其实 我是巧克力工匠 The truth is, I'm a chocolate maker.
不是普通的那种 他的巧克力是最好的 Not just any chocolate. The best in the world.
这个 Ah, well,
小面条太夸张了 Noodle's flattering me,
但她说得对 我是最棒的 but she's right. They're exquisite.
我们想靠卖巧克力 还老板娘的债 Plan is to sell chocolate and pay off Mrs. Scrubitt.
至少本来是这么打算的 At least, that was the plan, until...
让我猜猜 Oh, let me guess.
应该是警长去找你的麻烦了 You had a little run-in with the Chief of Police?
你怎么知道？ How do you know that?
不才恰巧当过斯拉沃斯的会计师 Because I was Slugworth's accountant.
至少当过一周 For a week, at least.
他的会计当时请病假了 His regular bookkeeper was off sick.
车站 谢谢 Station, please.
我跨越半个国家被拉过去代班 And I was called halfway across the country to take his place.
晚上好 斯拉沃斯先生 Good evening, Mr. Slugworth.
我需要你在文件上签个字 I just need your signature on...
这份工作表面没什么 Seemed a straightforward job.
直到我发现 原来他有两套账本 Until I realized there were two sets of books.
一套交给税务局 One for the authorities,
另一套 才是实际的账目 and one which told the truth.
斯拉沃斯 Slugworth,
菲克鲁伯 Fickelgruber,
还有普诺德斯 and Prodnose
多年来狼狈为奸 have been in cahoots for years.
叫他们巧克力黑帮都不为过 A sort of chocolate cartel, if you will.
巧克力大师
他们一直在巧克力原浆里兑水 They've been watering down their chocolate
克扣下来的原浆 and storing the excess
存在教堂地下深处的秘密金库里 in a secret vault deep beneath the cathedral,
他们贿赂了一位神父 全天把守 guarded round the clock by a corrupt cleric
还有五百名痴迷巧克力的僧人 and 500 chocoholic monks.
想要下去 只能乘坐一部秘密电梯 The only way in is down a secret elevator,
还要通过钥匙女管家那关 and past the Mistress of the Keys.
她是他们的地下哨兵 A subterranean sentinel...
已经很多年没来到地面上了 ...who hasn't seen sunlight in years.
晚上好 Good evening.
下面有成千上万加仑的巧克力原浆 There's thousands of gallons of chocolate down there,
巧克力黑帮用它们贿赂 勒索 and the Cartel use it to bribe, blackmail,
用巧克力支付
还有打击一切竞争对手 and bludgeon the competition.
就算是学生也挡我的道了 懂吗？ I do not care that they were school children... they were in our way.
下次给我踩死他 Next time, put your foot down.
邦邦女士 Miss Bon-Bon?
早上好 斯拉沃斯先生 Good morning, Mr. Slugworth.
从今天起 我要把账本放到金库里 From now on, I'll be keeping the ledger in the vault.
好的 先生 Very good, sir.
神算子先生 Oh, and Mr. Crunch?
我在 Yes?
你被开除了 You're fired.
好的 先生 Very good, sir.
抱歉 旺卡先生 I'm sorry, Mr. Wonka,
他们就是要让你再也翻不了身 but they've got you right where they want you.
不卖巧克力就没钱开店 You can't get a shop without selling chocolate,
而没有店面 就卖不了巧克力 and you can't sell chocolate without a shop.
小面条 Hey, Noodle!
小面条 Noodle! Psst!
什么事 威利？ What is it, Willy?
小心 Watch out.
你这是干什么？ What's this for?
你的工资 Your wages.
一辈子吃不完 记得吗？ A lifetime supply, remember?
你不需要这么做 You didn't have to do that.
当然需要 我向你保证过 Of course I did. I gave you my word.
好吧 Well,
谢谢 thanks.
我也有东西要给你 I've got something for you, too.
给我？ For me?
这是什么？ What's this?
半杯水对吗？ Glass half full?
上下反了 Other way up.
倒过来的半杯水 Glass half empty.
这是A 第一个字母 It's an "A." Your first letter.
我在教你识字 I'm teaching you to read.
小面条 Oh, Noodle.
我总不能让老虎吃了我的搭档 Well, I can't have my business partner eaten by a tiger.
应该说 差点吃了 Or nearly eaten.
我们还是搭档吗？ So we're still partners?
当然 就是不知道怎么卖巧克力 Sure, but I don't know how we're gonna sell any chocolate.
只要警察一来 咱们就得立刻消失 Every time the police show up, you'd have to vanish into thin air.
像魔术师一样 Like a magician.
没错 Right!
对 可街道不是舞台 Yeah, but it's one thing when you're onstage.
绳索 滑轮和活板门 街上没有道具 You have ropes and pulleys and trapdoors. There's none of those on the street.
你说的这些都可以有 As a matter of fact, there are.
到处都是活板门 别名叫下水道 There are trapdoors all over the city. They're called storm drains.
让我加入的话 就带你们去看看 I'd be happy to show you around if you cut me in on the action.
你们在招人 能不能带我一个？ If you're recruiting, I'd do anything to get out of here
我要去找前妻复合 and make up with my wife.
我没有那种很实用的本事 I don't have any practical skills, but,
但是我能假装自己在水下说话 I can talk like I'm under water.
如果你需要人帮你联络业务 我可以胜任 And if you need someone to handle communications, I'm your woman.
洛蒂 Lottie?
为什么都盯着我看？ What? Why you all staring at me?
我都不知道她还会说话 I did not know she could speak.
你不是哑剧演员吗？ I thought you were a mime.
不是 No,
我以前其实是个电话接线员 I actually used to work at the telephone exchange.
那时候我的话可多了 But back then, I was quite the chatterbox.
自从来了这里 But since I came here,
就没什么可说的了 I haven't had much to chat about.
不是我要在大家 聊得起劲儿的时候泼冷水 Far be it from me to pour cold water on all your fun,
如果斯卡碧夫人发现你们要逃 but if Mrs. Scrubitt catches you trying to escape,
会把你们关六个月小黑屋的 you'll all get six months in the coop.
先把后果想清楚 So just think about that
再考虑是否参与这种草率的计划 before getting involved in this harebrained scheme.
我们计划得很周全 神算子 But it's not harebrained, Abacus.
威利的巧克力真的很棒 尝尝 Willy's chocolates are incredible. Try one.
谢谢你的好意 小面条 That's very kind of you, Noodle.
我不在乎巧克力好不好吃 I don't care how good his chocolates are.
咱们什么时候动手？ When do we start?
我有话对你说 芭芭拉 I guess what I'm trying to say, Barbara, is, um,
嫁给我吧 will you marry me?
怎么说呢 科林 I dunno, Colin.
你很好 You're a lovely man,
但我想嫁给让我神魂颠倒的男人 but I'm looking for someone to sweep me off my feet. You know,
带我经历人生的冒险 whisk me off to a life of adventure.
你能做到吗？ Could that be you?
不行 No.
我不行 Not with my...
我从小就不够自信 chronic lack of self-confidence.
我还是走吧 I best be off.
但是科林 Oh, but Colin...
抱歉耽误你时间了 芭芭拉 Sorry to have wasted your time, Barbara.
出租车 Uh, taxi!
先生 需要什么？ Uh, monsieur, can I help you?
服务员 Oh, waiter.
心碎的人适合吃什么呢？ Do you have anything for a broken heart?
♪ 歌词大意 出租司机从不停 ♪ ♪ So the taxis never stop ♪
♪ 姑娘觉得你无趣 ♪ ♪ The girls think You're a flop ♪
♪ 浑身湿冷 孤独老去 ♪ ♪ You're wet and cold, You're getting old ♪
♪ 信心所剩无几 ♪ ♪ Your confidence is shot ♪
没错 It's true.
♪ 当人们看你时 ♪ ♪ When people look at you ♪
♪ 把你当成小透明 ♪ ♪ They seem to look straight through ♪
♪ 微不足道的你 ♪ ♪ Or like you're something brown they found ♪
♪ 就像靴子上的泥 ♪ ♪ Upon the bottom of their shoe ♪
你在跟踪我吗？ Have you been following me?
♪ 但这会替你解除阴影 ♪ ♪ But this should lift The gloom ♪
♪ 我的长颈鹿马卡龙 ♪ ♪ My Giraffe Milk Macaroon ♪
♪ 只要抓住这个机会 ♪ ♪ Just take a chance And you'll be dancing ♪
♪ 就能在新旋律中起舞 ♪ ♪ To a different tune ♪
♪ 不再随意妄自菲薄 ♪ ♪ Goodbye to feeling small ♪
♪ 挥别内心的恐惧 ♪ ♪ And frightened of it all ♪
♪ 吃上那么几个就行 ♪ ♪ Just eat a few of these ♪
♪ 你会自觉身高三米 ♪ ♪ And you'll be feeling ten feet tall ♪
♪ 看吧 有这种巧克力 ♪ ♪ Well, there's chocolate ♪
♪ 有那种巧克力 ♪ ♪ And there's chocolate ♪
♪ 只有旺卡巧克力 让你满满自信飞上天际 ♪ ♪ Only Wonka's makes Your confidence skyrocke-let ♪
他不是这里的员工 He doesn't even work here.
♪ 掏出口袋里的银币 ♪ ♪ Put your hand into your pocke-let ♪
♪ 买几块旺卡巧克力 ♪ ♪ Get yourself Some Wonka chocolate ♪
♪ 女士 只要一个吻 ♪ ♪ Madam, just one kiss ♪
♪ 当然 来吧 ♪ ♪ Yes, please!♪
♪ 你从未吃过这种巧克力 ♪ ♪ You've never had chocolate like this ♪
♪ 我们从未吃过这种巧克力 ♪ ♪ No, we've never Had chocolate like this ♪
♪ 你尝他的新品了吗？ ♪ ♪ Have you tried His new one? ♪
♪ 没有 ♪ ♪ No ♪
♪ 那你一定得试试 ♪ ♪ Oh, you've got to have a go ♪
♪ 吃上一口 这世界就变成百老汇舞剧 ♪ ♪ Just pop one in And everything becomes A Broadway show ♪
♪ 让你大吃一惊的新闻 ♪ ♪ The news that Makes you gasp ♪
♪ 让你捧腹开心的笑话 ♪ ♪ The jokes that Make you laugh ♪
♪ 所言所语所行之事 成为精心排演的舞蹈 ♪ ♪ All that you say And do all day will be choreographed ♪
♪ 头发都掉光 不知去了哪 ♪ ♪ Lost your hair, Can't think where ♪
♪ 感觉头顶一阵阵发凉 ♪ ♪ Feeling fairly bare Up there ♪
♪ 别绝望 我可是有备而来 ♪ ♪ Don't despair, I come prepared ♪
♪ 请看我的生发奶油泡芙 把发际线复复 ♪ ♪ Behold My Hair Repair Eclair ♪
♪ 这里面有马尼拉的香草碎 ♪ ♪ It's made from ground vanilla From the markets of Manila ♪
♪ 小心 三个以上你就会变成大猩猩 ♪ ♪ Take heed, Eat more than three and you'll end up Like a gorilla ♪
♪ 有这种巧克力 ♪ ♪ Well, there's chocolate ♪
♪ 有那种巧克力 ♪ ♪ And there's chocolate ♪
♪ 只有旺卡巧克力 让你摇滚一天不休息 ♪ ♪ Only Wonka's makes you Rock around the clock-elet ♪
♪ 摸摸口袋的银币 来买点 ♪ ♪ Put your hand Into your pocke-let get yourself ♪
♪ 快闭嘴吧你们 ♪ ♪ Oh, put a sock in it! ♪
♪ 每个人都要搜身 ♪ ♪ Make sure They're all frisked ♪
♪ 你吃过这种巧克力吗 ♪ ♪ Have you ever Had chocolate like this? ♪
♪ 我从未吃过这种巧克力 ♪ ♪ I've never Had chocolate like this ♪
♪ 摸摸口袋 来买几块旺卡巧克力 ♪ ♪ Put your hands Into your pocke-let Get yourself Some Wonka chocolate ♪
♪ 摸摸口袋里的银币 ♪ ♪ Put your hands Into your pocke-let ♪
♪ 给自己买几块旺卡巧克力 ♪ ♪ Get yourself Some Wonka chocolate ♪
♪ 摸摸口袋里的银币 ♪ ♪ Put your hands Into your pocke-let ♪
♪ 来买几块旺卡巧克力 ♪ ♪ Get yourself Some Wonka chocolate ♪
♪ 摸摸口袋的银币 ♪ ♪ Put your hands Into your pocke-let ♪
♪ 买几块 ♪ ♪ Get yourself some choc ♪
♪ 有人识字 ♪ ♪ Well, there's literate ♪
♪ 有人不识字 ♪ ♪ And illiterate ♪
♪ 告诉我这是什么字 ♪ ♪ Can you tell me What this word is?♪
♪ 一点都不认识 ♪ ♪ Not a bit of it ♪
♪ 好吧 这是元音 这是辅音 ♪ ♪ Well, that's a vowel And that's a consonant ♪
♪ 那是什么意思 我还是不明白 ♪ ♪ What's that now? You're talking nonse-nence ♪
♪ 我还是放弃吧 ♪ ♪ I should call it quits ♪
♪ 但你从没卖过这样多的巧克力 ♪ ♪ But you've never Sold chocolate like this ♪
♪ 有这种巧克力 ♪ ♪ Well, there's chocolate ♪
我明白 I understand that, yeah.
♪ 有那种巧克力 ♪ ♪ And there's chocolate ♪
没错 Totally true.
♪ 只有旺卡巧克力 让我们的销量跌入谷底 ♪ ♪ Only Wonka drives a hole Right through our profi-lets ♪
对 但我想说的是 Yes, but what I'm trying to tell you is that...
♪ 如果这个问题不解决 ♪ ♪ If we don't get on top Of this ♪
♪ 破产就迫在眉睫 ♪ ♪ We'll go bust ♪
♪ 巧克力末日当前 ♪ ♪ Choc-apocalypse! ♪
♪ 我们会消失不见 ♪ ♪ We'll cease to exist ♪
♪ 但是各位 你从未吃过这种巧克力 But, fellas... ♪ You've never Had chocolate like this ♪
♪ 不 我们从未吃过这种巧克力 ♪ ♪ No, we've never Had chocolate like this ♪
♪ 有这种巧克力 ♪ ♪ Well, there's chocolate ♪
看 是旺卡先生 Look, Mr. Wonka.
♪ 有那种巧克力 ♪ ♪ And there's chocolate ♪
来啊 孩子们 Come on, children.
♪ 只有我的巧克力 让他们举办盛大婚礼 ♪ ♪ Only mine will find you Buying wedding frocke-lets ♪
♪ 我们刚刚喜结连理 ♪ ♪ We have just tied the knot ♪
♪ 都是因为旺卡的巧克力 ♪ ♪ And it's all because Of Wonka's chocolate ♪
♪ 走向幸福的人生轨迹 ♪ ♪ Off to a life Of bliss ♪
♪ 你从未吃过这种巧克力 ♪ ♪ You've never Had chocolate like this ♪
♪ 没有 我们从未吃过这种巧克力 ♪ ♪ No, we've never had chocolate like this ♪
♪ 你吃过这种巧克力吗 ♪ ♪ Have you ever Had chocolate like this?♪
♪ 没有 我们从未吃过这种巧克力 ♪ ♪ No, we've never had Chocolate ♪
好了 他在哪里？ All right, where is he?
他去哪儿了？ Where'd he go?
原来你是这么玩消失的 So that's how you're doin' it.
艾夫伯 Affable,
马上派人监视城里的每条下水道 I want a man on every storm drain in the city.
确定吗 长官？ Are you sure, sir?
我们还有很多凶杀案要破呢 Shouldn't we be focusing on all those unsolved murders?
不不不 这件事更重要 No, no, no, no, this is the priority.
好了 Okay.
好吧 拉我一把 Okay, you know what? I'm gonna need your help up.
对 这样 Yep, there we go.
我的体重这两周估计涨了130多斤 Pretty sure I've gained about 150 pounds in the last two weeks.
抓住你了 Gotcha!
这是怎么回事？ What the devil?
赶紧放我出去 Let me out of here.
我命令你放我出去 I demand to be released.
太神奇了 你还会说话 Incredible. It can speak.
我当然会说话 Well, of course I can speak.
你放我出去 不然我要叫了 Now let me out of here, or I shall shriek.
放我出去 Let me out!
让我先好好看看你 Not until I take a good look at you.
晚上好 Good evening.
你就是跟踪我的那个滑稽小矮人 So you're the funny little man who's been following me.
滑稽小矮人 口气够大的 "Funny little man"? How dare you.
请你听清楚 I will have you know
对于奥帕伦帕人来说 我的身材 that I am a perfectly respectable size
那叫一个伟岸 for an Oompa Loompa.
奥帕什么玩意？ An Oompa-what-now?
事实上在伦帕国 In fact, in Loompaland,
我是出了名的高大威猛 I am regarded as something of a whopper.
人送外号长腿哥 They call me Lofty.
所以不要直勾勾地盯着我 So, I will thank you to stop gawping at me
我又不是你手绢里的脏东西 as though I was something unpleasant you'd found in your handkerchief.
我感到很不舒服 I find it uncomfortable
坦白说 你很粗鲁 and, frankly, rude.
抱歉 Sorry.
快放我出去 Now let me out of here.
你没有权利用瓶子囚禁无辜的陌生人 You have absolutely no right to go around embottling innocent strangers.
你还无辜？ Innocent?
等等 这几年你偷了我那么多东西 Hold on, you've been stealing from me. For years.
那也是你先偷的 Well, you started it.
我？ Me?
你偷了我们的可可豆 You stole our cocoa beans.
你在说什么？ What are you talking about?
你忘了自己干的好事了吗？ Do you mean that you don't even remember?
我忘了什么？ Remember what?
你在那天 The day you...
毁了我的人生 destroyed my life.
那个 我确实不记得了 No, I don't remember that.
好吧 年轻人 Well then, young man.
那我就帮你重温一下记忆 Allow me to refresh your memory
以引人入胜的歌曲表演形式 in the form of a song so ruinously catchy
让你永远给我记住 that it may never leave your mind.
我不是很想听 Oh, I don't think I want to hear that.
晚了 我开始跳舞了 Too late. I've started dancing now.
表演开始了就不能喊停 Once we've started, we can't stop, you see.
♪ 歌词大意 奥帕伦帕 哒哒哒 ♪ ♪ Oompa Loompa doompety-doo ♪
♪ 让我给你讲个悲惨的故事吧 ♪ ♪ I've got a tragic tale For you ♪
♪ 奥帕伦帕 哒哒滴 ♪ ♪ Oompa Loompa doompety-dee ♪
♪ 你如果聪明的话就让我告诉你 ♪ ♪ If you are wise, You'll listen to me ♪
♪ 亲爱的伦帕国 绿油油是如此美丽 ♪ ♪ Dear Loompaland Is both luscious and green ♪
♪ 但对可可豆的生长其实并不利 ♪ ♪ But not conducive To growing the bean ♪
♪ 我的工作是守护那一点可可豆 ♪ ♪ My job was guarding What little we'd got ♪
♪ 结果你不期而至 一网打尽 ♪ ♪ You came along and pinched the lot ♪
那你怎么不阻止我？ Hey, why didn't you say something?
我当时好像在打瞌睡 Well, perhaps I drifted off.
♪ 奥帕伦帕 哒滴哒 ♪ ♪ Oompa Loompa doompety-day ♪
♪ 当我醒来时 被赶出家门 ♪ ♪ When I awoke, They sent me away ♪
♪ 我丢脸蒙羞 被驱逐出境 ♪ ♪ I'm disgraced, Cast out in the cold ♪
♪ 要千倍偿还我的族人才能回去 ♪ ♪ Till I've paid my friends Back a thousandfold ♪
一千倍赔偿 你在开玩笑吧 A thousandfold? You gotta be kidding me!
再唱一遍 I repeat...
♪ 一千倍 ♪ ♪ A thousandfold ♪
伦帕先生 Mr. Loompa,
你说我的损失还不够赔三颗豆子 if you really think that's a reasonable penalty for taking three beans...
是四颗豆子 Four beans.
四颗的话 这次我们就商量着分吧 ...four beans, then I'm sure we can come to some sort of understanding.
我不能把存货都给你 But I can't give you my entire supply.
大家还指望我赚钱 I got people counting on me.
那好吧 Very well.
要不这样 I tell you what.
你先放我出去 You let me out of here,
再好好进行一场 绅士谈判 and we can discuss it, like gentlemen. Hmm?
好吧 All right.
多谢 Ah, thank you.
我能请你帮个忙 Now, would you be so very kind
把那边那个小煎锅递给我吗？ as to pass me that miniature frying pan?
这个吗？ This one?
不是 旁边那个沉的 No, no. The heavier one, please.
好吧 All right.
多谢 Thank you. Thank you very...
谢谢你 这家伙什可真不轻 Ooh, I say, that is quite a beast, isn't it?
你离我近一点 Now, come a little closer.
来来来 再近点 别紧张 That's it, closer, closer, closer, come on, cozy on up.
好的 Okay.
可以了 There we are.
你说 What?
天哪 God.
奥帕伦帕人拒绝和人谈判 Oompa Loompas do not negotiate.
再见了 孩子 Good day, sir.
那是最后一罐 That's the last jar.
我说再见了 I said good day.
他又来了 He came back?
没错 这次我设了陷阱 Yes, Noodle, but this time I set a trap.
把他逮了个正着 And he walked right into it.
所以 他人呢？ So, where is he?
我们打了一架 结果他赢了 Ah, well, we had a fight, you see. He won.
他用锅敲了我的头 跳窗跑了 Hit me on the head with a frying pan and jumped out of the window.
我就知道 他逃跑了 Of course he did.
你不相信我 是吧？ You don't believe me, do you?
说实话 不信 Honestly? No.
不信 No!
不信 No.
一个字都不信 Definitely not.
不过 这次倒是巧了 But, as it so happens,
我们今天不卖巧克力 we don't need to sell chocolate today.
为什么？ And why is that?
我们去看店面 你做梦都想要的 You know that shop? The one you've been dreaming of?
我知道你们在犯嘀咕 Now, I know what you're thinking.
这里需要一点修缮工作 It may need a little work.
这里像是20年前水龙头没关 泡烂了 Looks like someone left the water running twenty years ago
天花板也塌了 and the ceiling fell through.
上面一层和再上面一层也是 And the ceiling above that, and the ceiling above that.
但这样我们才能租得起 But that means we can afford it.
虽然只能租一周 For a week, anyway.
我们总算能合法经营了 And we'd finally be legitimate.
警察也找不到借口骚扰咱们 The police wouldn't have any excuse to keep bothering us.
那你觉得呢 威利？ So, what do you think, Willy?
你喜欢吗？ Do you like it?
我喜欢吗？ Do I like it?
小面条 我终于梦想成真了 Noodle, it's just as I always imagined.
不对 No,
我重说 scratch that,
我做梦都不敢想这么美 it's better than I imagined.
看看这地方 天哪 I mean, look at this place.
虽然是旧了点 I mean, yeah, it's a wreck,
可是 这里充满潜力 结构多棒 but... the potential! The bones!
我敢保证 You mark my words,
这里将是全世界最棒的巧克力店 this is gonna be the best chocolate shop the world has ever seen.
你洗衣服的日子没几天了 小面条 You won't be scrub-scrubbin' much longer, Noodle.
我们要自由了 We'll all be free.
和火烈鸟一样自由 As free as flamingos!
他们一共六个人 There's six of them in total.
包括那个小女孩 Including the little girl.
她好像是他们的军师 She seems to be the brains of the operation.
他们都来自一家洗衣房 They're based out of a laundry
斯卡碧与布利奇 called Scrubitt and Bleacher.
斯卡碧 Scrubitt's?
没错 That's right.
怎么 你知道？ Why, you know it?
对 我确实是听说过 Yes, as a matter of fact, I do.
他们租了店面 They just rented a shop.
所以明面上 我管不了 So, legally, I can't touch them.
不过暗地里 But illegally,
我非常乐意为你们做任何事 I'm happy to do whatever you guys want.
需要让他们集体出点小意外吗？ You want 'em all to have a little accident?
要人命的那种 In which they die?
没问题 Not a problem.
但你们得付更多巧克力才行 But it's gonna cost you a lot more chocolate.
没问题 警长 It's all right, Chief.
这批巧克力可以预付吗？ And also, I'd, uh, be grateful for an advance.
你们上次给的那些 'Cause the last boxes you gave me...
全吃完了 they're gone.
全吃完了？ All of them?
这三天我就只能舔包装纸过瘾了 I've been eating these little paper cases for the... for the past three days.
以为好歹能解解馋呢 You know, you think they're gonna give you the same hit.
没戏 They don't.
给你警长 想要的话还有很多很多 There you go, Chief. There's plenty more where that came from.
你暂时不要行动 You stand down for now.
等时机成熟了再联系 We'll give you a call when the time is right.
怎么了 亚瑟？ What is it, Arthur?
那个女孩 The girl.
你不会觉得就是那孩子吧？ You don't really think it could be her, do you?
应该是她 I do.
你跟我们保证过 她掀不起浪来 You always assured us she wouldn't be a problem.
没错 你确实保证过 He's right. You did assure us.
她不会的 And she won't be.
旺卡也不行 Nor will Wonka.
这件事情我亲自处理 I'll see to it, personally.
谁啊？找我什么事？ Who is it? What d'you want?
斯拉沃斯先生 Mr. Slugworth.
请稍等 先生 Just a minute, sir.
晚上好啊 Good evening.
晚上好 Good evening.
谁来了 小美人？ Who is it, puffy-wu...
我的天 斯拉沃斯先生 Stone me. It's Mr. Slugworth.
什么风把您吹来了 To what do we owe the honor?
你有个房客 叫旺卡对吧？ You have a guest. A Mr. Wonka?
他在偷偷卖巧克力 你的小女仆还帮他 He's been sneaking out to sell chocolate with the help of your serving girl.
那个小混蛋 Why, that little brat.
就是说啊 Well, quite.
我想让你替我出手 让他们这生意 I wondered if you might help me put an end to their...
干不下去 business.
要开始了 妈妈 Here we go, Mamma.
女士们先生们 各位顾客早上好 Ladies and gentlemen, greetings to you all,
欢迎光临旺卡糖果店 and welcome to Wonka's.
多种美味任你挑选 Tremendous things are in store,
味蕾的满足 both literally
和心灵的享受 and metaphorically.
什么？ What?
那里面吗？ In there?
你很幽默 Humor me.
♪ 歌词大意 闭上双眼 默数到十 ♪ ♪ Close your eyes And count to ten ♪
♪ 许个心愿 就是现在 ♪ ♪ Make a wish now ♪
♪ 睁开双眼 ♪ ♪ Open them ♪
♪ 看这家店 是如此独一无二 ♪ ♪ Here's a store That's like no other ♪
♪ 如有雷同 我何必耗费心力 ♪ ♪ If it were, I wouldn't bother ♪
♪ 巧克力灌木 巧克力树丛 ♪ ♪ Chocolate bushes Chocolate trees ♪
♪ 巧克力鲜花 巧克力蜜蜂 ♪ ♪ Chocolate flowers And chocolate bees ♪
♪ 巧克力的回忆 ♪ ♪ Chocolate memories ♪
♪ 是男孩珍藏的神奇 ♪ ♪ That a boy once saved ♪
♪ 在它们融化之前 ♪ ♪ Before they melted away ♪
♪ 这是属于你的世界 ♪ ♪ A world of your own ♪
♪ 逃离现实的仙境 ♪ ♪ A place to escape to ♪
♪ 这是属于你的世界 ♪ ♪ A world of your own ♪
♪ 你可以随心所欲 ♪ ♪ Where you can be free ♪
♪ 无论你去向何方 ♪ ♪ Wherever you go ♪
♪ 无论人生之路通向何处 ♪ ♪ Wherever life takes you ♪
♪ 这里都是你的归宿 ♪ ♪ This is your home ♪
♪ 这是属于你的世界 ♪ ♪ A world of your own ♪
欢迎欢迎 Welcome.
谢谢 Thank you.
♪ 这里有你逝去的童心 ♪ ♪ Here is the child that you left behind ♪
♪ 这里你可以像孩子一样充满好奇 ♪ ♪ Here is the kid with the curious mind ♪
♪ 这里有我们曾经感受的奇迹 ♪ ♪ Here is the wonder We used to feel ♪
♪ 回到魔法真实存在的年代 ♪ ♪ Back when the magic Was real ♪
♪ 这是属于你的世界 ♪ ♪ A world of your own ♪
♪ 当你感到孤独时 ♪ ♪ A place to go when you're ♪
♪ 这里的大门为你敞开 ♪ ♪ Feeling alone ♪
♪ 当你彷徨犹豫时 ♪ ♪ Feeling unsure ♪
♪ 给你勇气拥抱未知 ♪ ♪ Embrace the unknown ♪
♪ 享受每一场冒险 ♪ ♪ Enjoy the adventure ♪
♪ 让我们一起去云端漫步 ♪ ♪ Let's go strolling In the clouds ♪
♪ 抓一把云朵 也没关系 ♪ ♪ Grab a handful It's allowed ♪
♪ 因为那是棉花糖做的 ♪ ♪ Clouds are made Of cotton candy ♪
♪ 准备好雨伞 ♪ ♪ Just keep Your umbrella handy ♪
♪ 因为马上就有一场大雨 ♪ ♪ 'Cause there's A hard rain gonna fall ♪
♪ 降下无数薄荷糖 橡皮糖 ♪ ♪ Humbugs, gumdrops ♪
♪ 还有茴香糖球 ♪ ♪ And aniseed balls ♪
♪ 烟花绽放过后 ♪ ♪ Fireworks bring ♪
♪ 是美味的长条糖果 ♪ ♪ Sugar string to chew ♪
♪ 染上了彩虹的颜色 五彩缤纷的美味 ♪ ♪ All the colors of the rainbow and some others, too ♪
♪ 属于我们的世界 ♪ ♪ A world of our own ♪
♪ 逃离现实的仙境 ♪ ♪ A place to escape to ♪
♪ 我们自己的世界 ♪ ♪ A world of our own ♪
♪ 让我们可以随心所欲 ♪ ♪ Where we can be free ♪
♪ 我们可以随心所欲 ♪ ♪ That's where we can be free ♪
♪ 无论你去向何方 ♪ ♪ Wherever you go ♪
♪ 无论人生之路通向何处 ♪ ♪ Wherever life takes you ♪
♪ 这里都是你的归宿 ♪ ♪ This is our home ♪
♪ 属于我们的世界 ♪ ♪ A world of our own ♪
好的 糖蘑菇 糖梨和糖花束 So, mushrooms, pears, assorted flowers.
一共需要89枚银币 That comes to 89 sovereigns.
便宜点 我出两倍价格 A bargain at twice the price.
谢谢你 先生 Thank you, sir.
零钱要怎么找给你？ How would you like your change?
要能花的 还是能吃的？ Spendable or edible?
能吃的 谢谢 Oh, edible, please.
请慢用 Enjoy.
对了 篮子也是可食用的 And, uh, don't forget to eat your basket.
神算子 那人刚付了100银币 Abacus, that man just gave us 100 sovereigns.
我知道 小面条 I know, Noodle!
下一位 Who's next?
轮到我了 That'll be me. Me!
旺卡先生 Mr. Wonka.
怎么了？ Yes?
这是怎么回事？ What's going on here?
我的天哪 怎么可能 Oh, my goodness. That's impossible.
除非 Unless...
雪人的汗水 Yeti sweat?
世上最强效的生发剂 我没有放啊 The most powerful hair potion in the world. But I didn't put it in there.
女士们 先生们 Ladies and gentlemen!
大家注意一下 Your attention, please!
制作过程中出了点问题 There appears to be a manufacturing error.
千万别吃那些花 Nobody eat the flowers!
为什么？ Uh, why not?
有什么问题吗？ What's wrong with them?
这糖蘑菇怎么回事？ What's the matter with this toadstool?
我女儿只咬了一口 可是你看她 My daughter took one bite, and just look at her!
巧克力奶没问题吧？ There's nothing wrong with the chocolate milk,
不会吧 is there?
各位真的非常抱歉 我该怎么解释呢 I'm terribly sorry, everyone, and I don't know how to explain this, but...
巧克力好像被人下毒了 it appears that the chocolates have been poisoned!
下毒了？ Poisoned?
你给我的孩子下毒？ He poisoned my child!
不是 我没有下毒 I didn't... I didn't poison them.
我要你立刻退钱给我 I want my money back.
我要你们赔钱 I want compensation.
我要报复你们 I want revenge.
把钱还给我们 Bring it to me.
不 别砸 No, no! Please!
这就是你害我女儿长胡子的报应 This is what you get for mustach-ing my daughter!
这样一来 就能让旺卡糖果店关门了 And that, I believe, is the end of Wonka's Chocolate Shop.
我不明白 I don't understand. What...
怎么会？ What...
怎么会这样？ What happened?
还不明显吗？ Isn't that obvious?
是巧克力黑帮干的 The Chocolate Cartel.
没关系 威利 It's okay, Willy.
店还可以重建 We can rebuild.
我们从头再来 We can start again.
没意义了 小面条 There's no point, Noodle.
没有用的 It didn't work.
什么意思？ What do you mean?
她说会来陪我 She promised she would be here.
可她没来 She wasn't.
你不会是真的觉得… You didn't actually think that...
可不是嘛 No, I did.
我可真傻 Stupid dream.
别这么说 威利 Don't say that, Willy.
求你了 千万别放弃 Please don't ever...
来吧 小面条 Come on, Noodle.
我觉得 旺卡先生需要静静 I think Mr. Wonka needs to be alone.
世间的所有美好都是从梦想开始 Every good thing in this world started with a dream.
你要坚持自己的梦想 So you hold on to yours.
等你向世界分享巧克力那天 And when you do share chocolate with the world, oh...
我一定会陪在你身边 I'll be right there beside ya.
发生这种事 真是太遗憾了 Terrible shame, what happened here.
是你们干的吧？ Take it you're responsible?
我们吗？不算吧 Us? Oh, no.
至少没亲自动手 Well, not personally.
我们只是 We may have
让斯卡碧夫人给你的配方里加了点料 encouraged Mrs. Scrubitt to enhance your creations.
我们付钱让她下了毒 We paid her to poison them.
谢谢你啊 杰拉德 Yes, thank you, Gerald.
不客气 You're welcome.
你们来干什么？ So why have you come?
炫耀吗？ To gloat?
不 旺卡先生 Oh, no, Mr. Wonka,
我不会浪费时间做这种无聊的事 I don't waste my time with that sort of thing.
我们是来和你做一笔交易 We've come to offer you a deal.
这份钱 This is the precise amount
是你欠斯卡碧夫人的钱 一分不少 you owe Mrs. Scrubitt.
这一份 是那个会计欠的钱 This is for the number cruncher,
水管工的 和接线员的 the plumber, the telephonist,
还有自以为很幽默的那个家伙 the so-called funny-man,
还有这份 and this...
是那个女孩的 is for the girl.
我们给她多塞了点钱 Now, we put in a bit extra for her.
这样她就能有地方住 买衣服和玩具 So that she can get a place to live, clothes, toys...
还能买书 books.
没错 旺卡先生 Oh, yes, Mr. Wonka.
你能改变她的人生 You could change her life.
他们所有人的人生 Change all their lives.
你们想要我干什么？ And what would I have to do?
离开这里 Leave town.
还有 Oh, and, um,
永远都不许做巧克力了 never make chocolate again.
今天午夜 有艘船会出海 There's a boat sailing at midnight.
为了他们 也为了你自己好 And for their sake, as much as your own,
我希望你能坐上那艘船 I hope you're onboard.
♪ 歌词大意 对不起 小面条 ♪ ♪ Sorry, Noodle ♪
♪ 是我一时得意忘形 ♪ ♪ I guess I got carried away ♪
♪ 对不起 小面条 ♪ ♪ Sorry, Noodle ♪
♪ 希望你有一天可以原谅我 ♪ ♪ I hope you'll forgive me One day ♪
你要退房了 是吧 Checking out, are we?
是的 Yeah.
♪ 我只是想重温 ♪ ♪ I just wanted it ♪
♪ 那个时候的感觉 ♪ ♪ To feel the way that it did ♪
♪ 当我还是个小男孩 ♪ ♪ When I was a kid ♪
♪ 对不起 小面条 ♪ ♪ Sorry, Noodle ♪
旺卡先生 这是你的票 Ah, Mr. Wonka. Your ticket.
单程的 Uh, one-way.
目的地北极 To the North Pole.
是豪华经济舱 It's premium economy.
其实就是经济舱 Yeah, it's basically economy.
只不过伸腿的空间大了点 I mean, yeah, you get a little more legroom.
再加一袋花生 A complimentary packet of peanuts.
加那个钱值吗？ Is it worth the extra?
我不知道 但这两个人 I don't know. But these guys...
具体我就不说了 We don't need to go into detail.
再见 Goodbye,
旺卡先生 Mr. Wonka.
谢谢 Thank you.
♪ 歌词大意 奥帕伦帕 哒哒滴 ♪ ♪ Oompa Loompa doompety-dee ♪
♪ 我可不坐经济舱 ♪ ♪ I'm not in premium economy ♪
♪ 如果换做我是你 ♪ ♪ I'd go first class ♪
♪ 那就往头等舱去 ♪ ♪ If I were you ♪
♪ 奥帕伦帕人 最会享受 ♪ ♪ That's what Oompa Loompas Doompety-do! ♪
见到你可真好 So glad you're here.
我不能让你离开视线 威利旺卡 Oh, I'm not going to let you out of my sight, Willy Wonka.
你得先把债还清 Not till you've paid your debt.
不过 说到还债我倒有个好消息 But I bring glad tidings on that score.
什么？ What's that?
我其实一直在算账 I've been doing my sums.
再来一罐巧克力 咱们就扯平了 One more jar, and we're even.
或者 你要是愿意 Or, if you prefer,
我也可以接受半罐 那种奇妙的悬浮巧克力 I will accept half a jar of those rather amusing Hoverchocs.
巧了 我已经不做巧克力了 You're outta luck. I don't make chocolate anymore.
天哪 Oh, dear,
你不会真接受那种荒唐的交易吧？ please don't tell me you're going to go through with this ridiculous deal?
我没得选 为了小面条 I have to. For Noodle.
我答应让她过上好日子 I promised her a better life.
我们拉过勾了 I pinkie promised.
要勇于反抗恶势力 给他们点颜色瞧瞧 You should stand up to those bullies. Give 'em the old one-two.
这是我们奥帕伦帕人的作风 That's what an Oompa Loompa would do.
如果你打算这么干坐着 自怨自艾 But if you are determined to just sit there feeling sorry for yourself,
那我先躺平了 I am going flat.
晚安 先生 Good night, sir.
怎么了？ What is it?
没什么 No, nothing.
怎么可能没什么 不然你为什么要“哈” Well, it's obviously something because you said, "Huh."
不好意思 I'm sorry.
真没事 Forget it.
那好吧 Very well.
你又“哈”了 Oh, you did it again.
怎么回事 别逼我用调酒棒给你戳几个洞 Tell me what it is, or I shall poke you quite viciously with a cocktail stick.
你看 斯拉沃斯跟我握手 有戒指印 Look. Where Slugworth shook my hand. His ring left a mark.
看到了吗？ See?
有个A 旁边都是S It's an "A," surrounded by "S"s.
那怎么了？ So what?
他叫亚瑟斯拉沃斯 应该是家族戒指 His name is Arthur Slugworth. It's probably a family ring.
可是 小面条也有个一样的 Yes, but Noodle has one just like it.
小面条 Noodle?
她一个孤儿 Why would Noodle the orphan
怎么会有斯拉沃斯的家族戒指？ have a Slugworth family ring?
我只能想到一个原因 There's only one reason I can think of.
是什么？ Which is?
小面条现在可能有大麻烦了 And if I'm correct, Noodle could be in grave danger.
有什么麻烦 旺卡？ Well, come on, Wonka. Spit it out.
展开说说 开个智慧课堂讲讲 Produce your owl pellet of wisdom.
没时间了 我得回去 There's no time. I gotta get back.
船长 Captain!
旺卡 Wonka?
快回来 旺卡 Come back here. Wonka!
你欠我一个解释 I demand an explanation.
船长 Captain?
我又想了想 你以后再解释吧 On second thoughts, the explanation can wait.
一路走好 Good day to you.
先生们 Well, gentlemen,
送走巧克力工匠一位 如你们所愿 one dead chocolatier, as requested.
邦邦女士 Miss Bon-Bon?
在 斯拉沃斯先生 Yes, Mr. Slugworth?
把警长的巧克力给他 Give the chief his chocolate.
我的天哪 My, my.
一大早 你们都把脸拉得这么长 What a lot o' long faces this morning.
不知道还以为你们为了摆脱合同 It's almost as though you lot had a sneaky little scheme
集体密谋什么计划 to try and wriggle out of your contracts.
结果竹篮打水一场空呢 Which spectacularly misfired.
我有个好消息 你们几个撞大运了 But I've got some good news for you lot, not that you deserve it.
你们的朋友旺卡先生 Your friend, Mr. Wonka,
和斯拉沃斯先生做了交易 done a deal with Mr. Slugworth.
什么？ What?
他放弃自己的梦想 还清了你们的债务 Gave up on his dream to settle your accounts.
神算子先生 Mr. Crunch.
到 Present.
已还清
你可以走了 You're free to go.
滚吧 书呆子 Scram, bookworm.
贝儿 Bell.
我在 Hello.
赶紧走 Sling yer hook.
宾士 Benz.
不用你提醒 我自己走 You ain't gotta tell me twice.
查克沃斯 Chucklesworth.
你的捧场水平太差 晚安 You've been a terrible audience. Good night!
你的表演水平也不怎么样 Yeah, well, you ain't been much of a comedian, mate.
我知道 I know.
拉里 Hey, Larry.
继续加油 你是有两下子的 Keep going. You've got something.
你吓到人家了 You scare me.
最后一位 小面条 And finally, Noodle.
你这沓钱最厚实 Biggest pile o' the lot.
但这不是给你还债的 But this isn't to pay your bill.
而是让你留下来的 This is to keep you here.
什么意思？ What do you mean?
我的朋友 斯拉沃斯先生 My friend, Mr. Slugworth,
不想看到脏兮兮的小孩在大街上乱跑 doesn't think nasty little urchins like you should be out on the streets,
会影响市容的 lowering the tone.
于是就给了这笔钱 So, he gave me this money
让我把你永远留在这家洗衣房里 to keep you down in the Wash House for good.
我当然很乐意帮他这个忙 And I'm only too happy to oblige.
我恨你 I hate you!
看她那样 布利奇维茨爵士 Look at her go, Lord Bleachowitz.
什么布利奇维茨爵士？ Lord Bleachowitz?
你真以为他是个贵族吗？ You don't still think he's a lord, do you?
什么？ What?
那是我们编的 这下傻了吧 We made it up, you stupid old hag.
她在说谎 She's... she's lying.
是吗 好啊 Right, that's it,
可恶的小东西 进小黑屋待着去吧 you horrible little brat. You're goin' in the coop, my girl.
还有你 And you!
把背带裤脱了 可恶的乡巴佬 Take them dungarees off, you... you peasant.
可是小美人 But Puffy-wuffy.
我对你是真的 I wuv you.
你好 小面条 Hello, Noodle.
威利 我以为你走了 Willy. I thought you'd gone.
是啊 I did.
斯拉沃斯说让你过好日子 Slugworth promised you a better life,
但他没有遵守诺言 but he didn't exactly keep his side of the bargain.
所以我回来了 So I came back.
还有大家 We all did.
你好 小面条 Hey, Noodle.
你好 Hey.
惊喜吗？ Surprise!
他要我永远关在这里 He wants me locked up forever.
是啊 我猜到了 Yeah, well, that figures.
为什么？他为什么要对付我？ Why? What's he got against me?
我也不知道 小面条 还不好说 I don't know, Noodle. Not for sure.
但我很确定 只有让他进监狱 All I know for certain is that you won't be safe
你才是安全的 until Slugworth is behind bars.
那要怎么做才能送他进监狱？ And how exactly is that supposed to happen?
神算子 你说过他们把黑账都留了底 Abacus. You said the Cartel keep a record of all their dirty deeds.
在绿色的账本里 In the green ledger, yes.
有了账本 就能证明是他们下的毒 So if we can get hold o' that, we can prove that they poisoned our chocolate.
洗衣房两口子也得坐牢 咱们就都自由了 Scrubitt and Bleacher would go to jail, and we'll all be free.
是的 但我提醒你 账本在金库里 Uh, yes, but may I remind you, they keep that ledger in a vault.
有个腐败的神父守着 Guarded by a corrupt cleric.
加五百名痴迷巧克力的僧人 And 500 chocoholic monks.
这倒是没错 That's all true.
不过 我今早在冰水里游了很久 But I went for a long, cold swim this morning.
冷水对大脑皮层有好处 刺激神经传导 Cold water is very good for the brain. Stimulates the neural pathways.
游到第六公里我突然想到 And after just four miles, it came to me.
我们有聪明的孤儿 会计师 水管工 How an ingenious orphan, an accountant, a plumber,
专业电话接线员 a telephone exchange operator,
模仿水下说话的男人 and a man who can speak underwater,
所有技能结合起来 能闹出多大动静 could combine those talents, and pull off the heist of the century.
就算我们真拿到了那个账本 But even if we do get our hands on that ledger,
巧克力黑帮只要花点钱就能脱罪 the Cartel will simply bribe their way out of trouble.
他们太熟练了 It's what they do.
穷的斗不过贪财的 这世道就是这样 The greedy beat the needy, Willy. It's just the way of the world.
你们都对 You're right, Noodle.
所以咱们还得做一件事 I guess that's why there's one other thing to do.
什么事？ What's that?
改变这个世道 Change the world.
我们从哪儿开始动手？ Where do we start?
对不起 先生 'Scuse me, sir.
赏块巧克力给我这个饥饿的孤儿吧 Could you spare a piece of chocolate for a starvin' orphan?
对不起孩子 我身上没带巧克力 I'm sorry, my child. I don't have any on me.
再来点金合欢薄荷糖 Then have some acacia mints.
成功 Yes!
给巴兹尔邦德 本周表现最佳员工 "To Basil Bond, employee of the week."
动物园
真贴心 Oh, that's lovely...
大门
你们后面没问题吧？ Everything all right back there?
我们挺好的 Everything's fine.
对吧 阿比盖尔 Isn't it, Abigail?
跟它说让它低下头 Tell her she might want to duck.
跟它说让它低什么？ Tell her she might wanna what?
头啊 Duck!
早上好 教友们 Good morning, brethren.
早上好 神父 Good morning, Father.
大家都知道 Now, as you all know,
今天是冯舒梅切尔哈默男爵的葬礼 it's Baron von Schmeichelhammer's funeral today.
而他的遗孀是一位很虔诚的教徒 And his widow is a bit of a pious type.
所以我不希望看到谁在葬礼期间 So, I don't want to see anyone eating chocolate
偷吃巧克力 during the service.
好的 神父 Yes, Father.
大家知道终有一天 我们的罪会受到审判 We all know that one day, we shall be judged for our sins,
但绝对不可能会是今天 but it's not going to be today.
阿门 Amen.
冷静 长颈鹿乖乖 Nice giraffe.
快跑 Run!
所有人都出去 Everybody out!
♪ 长颈鹿 ♪ ♪ Giraffe ♪
自己小心点 Save yourselves!
♪ 是长颈鹿 ♪ ♪ It's Giraffe ♪
审判降临了 Judgement has come!
以这种最意想不到的形式 In a most unexpected form.
快逃啊 Run away!
♪ 我知道这儿有只长颈鹿 ♪ ♪ I know it's a giraffe ♪
♪ 长颈鹿 长颈鹿 ♪ ♪ Giraffe, giraffe ♪
我到底做错了什么？ What have I done to deserve this?
你心里清楚 朱利叶斯 You know what you've done, Julius.
你为三十块巧克力出卖了灵魂 You've sold your soul for 30 pieces of chocolate.
这里是呼叫中心 请问要接哪里？ Hello, operator. How may I direct your call?
帮我接动物园 这儿有紧急情况 I need the Zoo. It's an emergency.
连线动物园逃脱动物管理处 马上 Putting you through to the Escaped Animal Department now.
你好 这里是动物园 Hello, Zoo.
安静点 你们这些小家伙 Quiet down, you animals.
还有你 章鱼 You too, octopus.
我这里有头长颈鹿 There's a giraffe.
什么？ What?
有头长颈鹿 ...a giraffe.
对 是有头长颈鹿跑了 Oh, yeah, I think we did lose a giraffe.
好吧 那你们能赶紧派人来抓吗？ Well, could you come and get it?
好的 天哪 我马上派人过去 Okay, jeez. I'll send the guys around.
请原谅我 Oh, forgive me!
我是个罪人 I'm a sinner!
我意志薄弱 坏心眼 巧克力成瘾 A weak and wicked chocoholic!
各位早上好 Good morning, everyone.
欢迎来到圣本尼迪克特教堂 Welcome to St. Benedict's.
男爵夫人 还请节哀顺变 Baroness, I'm so sorry for your loss.
我们遇到了一些技术故障类的小问题 We're just having a few technical difficulties, um,
可以先把男爵大人的遗体 放下来一会儿 so you might want to pop the late baron down for a minute.
救兵来了 Ah, the cavalry.
你是叫我们来抓长颈鹿的神父吗？ Are you the cleric who called about a giraffe?
安全 All clear.
感谢你的辛勤工作 "Thanks for all your hard work."
朱利叶斯神父和巧克力黑帮 "Father Julius and the Chocolate Cartel."
还挺贴心 Oh, that's nice.
可以了神父 抓住长颈鹿了 Here we are, Father. One giraffe.
太好了 谢谢 谢谢 Marvelous. Thank you, thank you.
请退后一点 请退后 Stand back, please. Stand back.
♪ 我爱吃甜食吗？当然 ♪ ♪ Have I got A sweet tooth? Pow! I do ♪
她跳得还挺好 She can really move.
我离幸福那么近 却放弃了真爱 I could've been happy, but I threw a pearl away.
打给他试试 I'll give him a call.
算了吧 No, I can't.
还是打一个吧 I will give him a call actually.
你好 Hello?
巴兹尔吗 我是格温妮 Basil? It's Gwennie.
你说得对 You were right.
这也太巧了 What are the chances...
和你一起上化学课 Those days in chemistry class
是我一生最幸福的时光 were the happiest of my life.
酷 Cool.
实在抱歉先生 海鲜卡车的货物洒了 Sorry about this, sir. The seafood truck spilled its load.
怎么到处都是烦人的火烈鸟？ There's so many blasted flamingos about these days.
那就快点想想办法 Well, hurry it along now, will you?
本市大教堂今早发生离奇事件 The town square was closed this morning
市镇广场目前关闭中 after a bizarre incident at the city cathedral.
著名慈善家 冯舒梅切尔哈默男爵的葬礼 Delaying the funeral of noted philanthropist,
也因此延误 Baron von Schmeichelhammer.
以圣父 圣子 圣灵之名 In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.
阿门 Amen.
抱歉 接下电话 Sorry, I'd best get that.
喂 我在主持葬礼 Hello, pulpit?
神父 你那边还好吗？ Father. Everything all right there?
是的 斯拉沃斯先生 一切顺利 Oh, yes, Mr. Slugworth. All tickety-boo.
至少现在清净多了 At least, it is now.
这话什么意思？ What do you mean by that?
今早有头长颈鹿闯进来 Oh, we had a giraffe in here earlier.
教堂清场了二十分钟 现在没事了 Had to clear the whole place for about 20 minutes, but everything's back to normal.
喂 Hello?
别管火烈鸟了 多诺万 Damn the flamingos, Donovan!
踩油门 Floor it!
好的 先生 Yes, sir!
蠢货 Idiot!
找到了吗？ Anything?
没有 Nothing.
那就继续找 Well, keep looking.
账本不在 威利 It's not in here, Willy.
神算子说这里有 But Abacus said that it was here.
神算子在洗衣房里待了四年 Abacus has been in the Wash House for the past four years.
也许是他洗衣服洗糊涂了 Maybe all the scrubbing has gone to his head.
这个地方只有一堆无聊的巧克力 'Cause all that's down here is just a bunch of stupid old chocolate.
威利 你看 Willy, look!
我们成功了 We did it, Noodle.
找到了 We got 'em.
真是太淘气了 旺卡先生 Naughty, naughty, Mr. Wonka.
你真是给我们惹了不小的麻烦 You've caused us quite a bit of trouble.
你 还有那个小鬼 You and your urchin.
她不是一般的小鬼 斯拉沃斯先生 Yeah, but she's not just an urchin, is she, Mr. Slugworth?
她是你的家人 You're family.
什么？ What?
你在说什么 威利？ What are you talking about, Willy?
还记得那戒指吗 小面条？ You know that ring, Noodle?
你父母留给你的 The one your parents gave you?
斯拉沃斯先生也有个类似的 Mr. Slugworth has one just like it.
对吧 斯拉沃斯先生？ Don't you, Mr. Slugworth?
说得没错 我是有 As a matter of fact, I do.
那戒指 本来是我哥哥载伯德的 That belonged to my brother. Zebedee.
他是我爸爸吗？ Was he my father?
他满脑子都是浪漫主义 A hopeless romantic is what he was.
他爱上一个平凡的书呆子 Fell in love with a common little bookworm,
还没结婚就去世了 died before they could marry.
所以我继承了全部家产 Leaving me sole heir to the family fortune.
当时我是这么以为的 Or so I thought.
结果过了九个月 But nine months later,
你母亲出现在我家门口 your mother turned up on my doorstep,
求我帮忙 为她新生的宝宝找医生 begging me to get a doctor for her sick little newborn.
我说我会帮她的 I said I would help.
但你并没有 是吗？ But you didn't. Did you?
当然没有 Oh, no.
你却把我扔进了脏衣堆里 Instead, you put me down a laundry chute.
再见了 宝宝 Bye-bye, baby.
斯卡碧夫人发现了我 Mrs. Scrubitt found me.
她看到了戒指 She saw the ring.
以为是N 叫我小面条 Thought it was an "N," and called me Noodle.
可她错了 那是Z 载伯德 But it wasn't. It was "Z." For Zebedee.
差不多吧 Well, quite.
你母亲再来时我说你已经死了 When your mother returned, I told her you had died.
她当时哭得很伤心 She was heartbroken, of course.
但我给了她一把银币 But, uh, I gave her a handful of sovereigns
让她以后再也别来找我 and had her escorted from my property.
她叫什么名字？ What was her name?
什么？ Eh?
我妈妈叫什么名字？ My mom. What was her name?
我想想 Let me see. Um...
不行 我想不起来了 No, I don't think I could remember that.
抱歉 请你理解一下 Sorry. But you have to understand,
她实在是太穷酸了 she was very poor.
抱歉 菲利克斯 Sorry, Felix.
她叫多萝西 Her name was Dorothy.
多萝西史密斯 这里面写了 Dorothy Smith. It says so right here.
多萝西 Dorothy?
你猜怎么着 Well, what do you know?
看来你真的教会我识字了 I guess you did teach me to read after all.
这个场面真感人 Well, this is all very touching,
还是回到正题吧 but back to business.
先还给我们吧 谢谢 We'll take that, thank you.
菲克鲁伯先生 你厂里有多少巧克力？ How much chocolate do you have at your factory, Mr. Fickelgruber?
大概八万加仑左右 Oh, about 80,000 gallons.
普诺德斯 Prodnose?
七万五加仑 Seventy-five?
我这儿还有十五万 I've got 150,000.
应该足够了 That should be enough.
什么够了 For what?
当然是“巧克力杀”了 Death by chocolate.
上去吧 On you go.
先生们 Uh, gentlemen.
事已至此 Considering the situation,
能不能请你们为我做件好事？ I wondered if you'd do a good deed on my behalf.
你说什么？ A what?
他说做好事 "A good deed."
即没有意义的无私之举 It's a sort of pointless act of selflessness...
当然可以 旺卡先生 Yes, of course, Mr. Wonka.
你要我们做什么？ What would you like us to do?
帮我给人带个东西 I was wondering if you could give this to someone.
如果你碰到他 Only if you happen to see him.
是谁呢？ And who is it?
一个橙色小矮人 A little orange man.
什么？ Eh?
橙色小矮人 A little orange man.
二十厘米高 橙色皮肤和绿色头发 About eight inches high, with orange skin and bright green hair.
我还欠他一罐巧克力 在这里 I owe him a jar of chocolates, you see. And, well,
这是我手里最顶级的一批货 I think these might be the best I ever made.
既然如此我亲自送一趟 保证送达 Well, in that case, I'll make sure he gets them personally.
永别了 旺卡先生 Farewell, Mr. Wonka.
小鬼 Urchin.
威利 Willy...
斯拉沃斯
菲克鲁伯
斯拉沃斯
我们怎么办 威利？ What are we gonna do, Willy?
我也不知道 小面条 I don't know, Noodle.
我想想办法 I'll think of something.
总账
他手里最顶级的一批货 Best chocolate he ever made, eh?
有了 I got it!
怎么 你想到好办法了？ What is it? Did you think of something?
没错 我有办法了 Yes, I did.
如果必须淹死在巧克力里 小面条 If we're gonna drown in chocolate, Noodle,
现实点 咱们别无选择 and let's face it, we're gonna drown in chocolate,
也得死在我旺卡的巧克力里 then it's gonna be Wonka chocolate.
我们不会淹死的 威利 We're not gonna drown, Willy.
你看 上面有光 Look, there's a light.
我们随着巧克力上浮 用力敲玻璃 We'll let the chocolate lift us up, we'll bang on the glass,
希望有人能听到我们 and pray somebody hears us.
你的主意好多了 That's a much better idea.
先生们 今天早上的事真是太惊险了 Ah, gentlemen. It was a bit of a close shave this morning,
我在想有没有必要 and I was wondering if perhaps
重新考虑下我们的协议 we could rethink our arrangement. Or...
或者说维持原样也挺好 Or... just leave things as they are.
神父 Father.
这个旺卡虽然疯疯癫癫的 Well, Wonka might be as nutty as a fruitcake,
巧克力做得是真不错 but he sure knew how to make chocolate.
我们要不要 给那个橙色小矮人留一点？ But do you think we should have saved some for the Little Orange Man?
告诉我你在开玩笑 Tell me you're joking.
没错 我是在开玩笑 Uh, yes. Yes, I am.
为什么啊？ Sorry, why am I?
因为世界上就没有橙色小矮人 蠢货 Because there's no such thing as a little orange man, ya nincompoop.
救命 Help!
谁来救救我们啊 Somebody help, please!
救救我们 Please help!
救命 Help!
有人来了 快看 Look. Look, somebody's coming. Look.
威利 我们得救了 Willy, we're saved!
对不起 小面条 I'm sorry, Noodle.
别这样 你找到了我的家人 Don't be. You found my family.
我妈妈也很爱我 A mom who loved me.
我的梦想已经满足了 That's all I ever wanted.
深呼吸 Deep breath now.
太美味了 Exquisite.
你没必要让自己这么紧张 You mustn't let yourself get so worked up.
不就是一点巧克力而已 It's just a bit of chocolate.
错了 这本来应该是我的巧克力 Correction. It was actually my chocolate.
你们犯了非常严重的错误 先生们 You have made a very grave error, gentlemen.
偷奥帕伦帕人的东西 就要付出 You steal from an Oompa Loompa, we take back
一千倍的补偿 a thousandfold.
紧急排放
怎么回事 威利？ What's going on, Willy?
巧克力被排出去了 It's draining, Noodle.
我们得救了 We've been saved!
谁救了我们？ By who?
不知道 I don't know.
是我的橙色小矮人 By the Little Orange Man!
你看 Look.
什么？ Wh...
橙色小矮人 The Little Orange Man!
谢谢你 橙色小矮人 Thank you, Little Orange Man!
谢谢你 Thank you!
先生们 Gentlemen.
还好你们没事 我第一时间出发了 Thank goodness you're okay. I came as fast as I could.
车缩水了 Car shrunk.
看出来了 I'm sure it did.
你也不用担心 警长 And you've nothing to worry about, Chief.
已经没事了 All under control.
进来几个小偷 恐怕已经遭遇了 A couple of thieves broke in, but I'm afraid they met with a little...
一点意外 accident.
要人命的那种 In which they died.
这回补得好 杰拉德 That's actually rather good, Gerald.
现在就下结论还早了点 I wouldn't be so sure about that.
警官 请看下这个可以吗？ Officer, would you kindly take a look at this?
旺卡 Wonka!
这里记录了这些人做过的 It details every single illegal payment
每一笔非法交易 these men have ever made.
有成千上万条 Thousands of them.
艾夫伯 别信她 她在撒谎 Affable, don't listen to her. She's lyin'.
没错 一定是撒谎 Well, of course she is.
不是的 先生 She's not, sir.
她说的都是真的 She's absolutely right.
这太惊人了 It's incredible.
好吧 Well.
那只能由我这个警长亲自出马办案了 Then that sounds like a case for the Chief of Police.
好了 艾夫伯 So you give it to me, Affable,
把它交给我 省的你还要写材料 I'll, uh... I'll take it off your hands. You know, save you the paperwork.
长官 这个不能交给你 I can't do that, I'm afraid, sir.
为什么？ Why's that?
因为这里面有你的名字 Because your name is written down here.
有很多条呢 A lot.
先生们 Gentlemen...
你们被逮捕了 You're under arrest.
跑 Run.
你要把我拷上 We puttin' handcuffs on, here?
没关系 小面条 That's okay, Noodle.
等着看好戏吧 Give it one second.
怎么回事？ What's happening?
我们怎么上天了？ Why are we airborne?
你们偷吃巧克力了吧 斯拉沃斯先生？ You didn't eat any of those chocolates, did you, Mr. Slugworth?
怎么了？ Why?
那可是悬浮巧克力 Because they're Hoverchocs.
功效延迟 效果加强版 Delayed action, but extra strong.
你觉得自己很聪明吧 旺卡 You think you're very clever, don't you, Wonka?
我们脚下有价值十亿的巧克力 Well, there's a billion sovereigns of chocolate beneath our feet.
足以请到最好的律师 We'll get the best lawyers,
贿赂法官 需要的话还能买通陪审团 bribe the judge, rig the jury if we have to.
我们会无罪的 We'll be fine.
我怎么没想到呢 I wish I'd thought of that.
小面条 Hey, Noodle!
这是怎么回事？ What is that?
是我们的巧克力 It's our chocolate!
我们所有的巧克力 All our chocolate!
我们完蛋了 We're ruined!
别担心 先生们 Hey, don't worry, gentlemen.
你们早晚会落地的 You'll come down eventually.
可能吧 我猜 Probably. I think.
但在此之前 But until then,
女士们先生们 ladies and gentlemen,
威利旺卡和他的小伙伴们 Willy Wonka and friends...
邀请各位一起享用我们的巧克力 ...invite you to enjoy our chocolate.
谢谢你 旺卡先生 Yay! Magic Wonka!
格温妮 Gwennie?
巴兹尔 Basil!
神算子 我说什么来着 What did I say, Abacus,
我就知道我们能行 I told you we could fix it all.
你的 Your cup.
谢谢 Thank you.
来 There you are.
慢用 There you go.
秘方是 最重要的不是巧克力
而是与你分享巧克力的人 爱你的妈妈
谢谢 Oh, thank you.
谢谢 Thank you.
所以 So...
感觉怎么样 威利？ how does it feel, Willy?
和记忆中的味道一样好吗？ Is it as good as you remember?
一模一样 Every little bit.
真希望这一刻能永恒 I wish it could last forever.
现在是时候了 I guess it's time.
是时候干什么？ Time for what?
你知道这个城市有多少多萝西吗？ Do you know how many people in this city are named D. Smith?
一百零六个 106.
还好你有个朋友在呼叫中心工作 And luckily, you have a friend who works at the telephone exchange.
她花了一下午的时间挨个打电话 And she spent the entire afternoon ringing around.
你猜怎么着 And guess what?
我们找到她了 We found her.
你们找到我妈妈了？ You found my mom?
她在图书馆工作 She works in the library.
她平时就住在那里 That's where she lives.
来吧 小面条 Come on, Noodle.
♪ 歌词大意 跟我来 ♪ ♪ Come with me ♪
♪ 你将会 ♪ ♪ And you'll be ♪
小面条的梦想
♪ 来到一个充满纯真幻想的世界 ♪ ♪ In a world of pure imagination ♪
♪ 伸出手 去触摸 ♪ ♪ Reach out, touch ♪
♪ 曾经只存在幻想里的东西 ♪ ♪ What was once just in your imagination ♪
大学图书馆
♪ 别害羞 没关系 ♪ ♪ Don't be shy It's all right ♪
♪ 就算你还感到有点惶恐不安 ♪ ♪ If you feel A little trepidation ♪
♪ 有时候 有些事 ♪ ♪ Sometimes These things don't ♪
♪ 并不需要过多解释 ♪ ♪ Need explanation ♪
♪ 如果你想看到天堂 ♪ ♪ If you want To view paradise ♪
♪ 只需要睁开双眼 ♪ ♪ Simply look at them And view it ♪
♪ 我们都需要有个人依靠 ♪ ♪ Somebody to hold on to It's all we really need ♪
♪ 仅此而已 ♪ ♪ Nothing else to it ♪
妈妈 Mom.
在这个疲惫的世界 你做了件好事 So goes a good deed in a weary world.
我还想我们会不会再见面呢 I was wondering if I'd see you again.
我不会离开你的 威利旺卡 I'm not going anywhere, Willy Wonka.
你还没还清债呢 Not until you've paid your debt.
对 我知道你还过了 Now, I know you tried.
但伦帕国有明确的债务法 Loompa law is very clear on this subject.
除非哪天你把巧克力递到我手上 Until such time as the chocolate is physically in my hand...
谢谢你… Thank you.
你救了我的命 For saving my life.
这样一来我们就两清了 Well, I suppose that concludes our business.
我可以回到心爱的伦帕国了 I will now return to my beloved Loompaland.
只是我们那里的可可豆 Where the cocoa beans grow in
产量实在是太少了 disappointingly small numbers,
而且朋友们都低头看我 and my friends look down on me.
什么？ What?
他们不是叫你长腿哥吗？ I thought they called you Lofty.
实际上 我比平均身高矮了六毫米 The truth is that I am a quarter-inch below average.
大家都叫我短腿弟 They call me Shorty-pants.
好 那就这样吧 But there it is.
再见了先生 Good day to you, sir.
你一定要走吗 太可惜了 Uh, it's a shame you have to go.
我说了再见 I said good day.
要和全世界分享巧克力 一家店面不够 If I'm gonna share my chocolate with the world, I'm gonna need more than a shop.
你没问题的 I'm sure you will.
我得建一个工厂 I'm gonna need a factory.
那好 祝你好运 Yeah, well, good luck with that.
还得有人管理巧克力试吃部门 And someone to head up the tasting department.
巧克力试吃部门 The tasting department?
♪ 跟我来 ♪ ♪ Come with me ♪
好吧 All right.
♪ 你将会 ♪ ♪ And you will be ♪
去哪儿 Where.
♪ 来到一个充满纯真幻想的世界 ♪ ♪ In a world Of pure imagination ♪
就是个废弃城堡 It's a ruined castle.
欢迎异想天开者
♪ 看一眼 你就会发现梦想世界的神奇 ♪ ♪ Take a look and you'll see into your imagination ♪
坦白说 我不太相信 Frankly, I rather doubt it.
♪ 我们来 转个圈 ♪ ♪ We'll begin with a spin ♪
♪ 徜徉在我创造的世界里 ♪ ♪ Traveling in the world of my creation ♪
♪ 我们看到的这些 ♪ ♪ What we'll see ♪
♪ 将无法用言语去解释 ♪ ♪ Will defy explanation ♪
好吧 好像确实解释不了 Well, that does defy explanation.
♪ 如果你想看到天堂 ♪ ♪ If you want To view paradise ♪
♪ 只需睁开双眼 ♪ ♪ Simply look around And view it ♪
♪ 你有什么想做的事吗 ♪ ♪ Anything you want You do it ♪
♪ 想改变世界吗 ♪ ♪ Wanna change the world? ♪
♪ 这再简单不过 ♪ ♪ There's nothing to it ♪
味道不错 Not bad.
♪ 我在生活里见到的一切 ♪ ♪ There is no life I know ♪
♪ 都无法和纯真的幻想相比 ♪ ♪ To compare with pure imagination ♪
♪ 住在那里 自由惬意 ♪ ♪ Living there, You'll be free ♪
♪ 如果你真想要成为这样的你 ♪ ♪ If you truly wish to be ♪
旺卡
♪ 奥帕伦帕 哒哒哒 ♪ ♪ Oompa Loompa doompety-do ♪
♪ 我为各位奉上彩蛋 ♪ ♪ I've got a little Bonus for you ♪
♪ 全都坐回座位吧 ♪ ♪ Sit back down And stay in your seat ♪
♪ 来听奥帕伦帕最后一曲 ♪ ♪ For a last Oompa Loompa-ish treat ♪
♪ 神算子他回到了家 ♪ ♪ Abacus Crunch Returned to his home ♪
♪ 宾士和朋友团聚 ♪ ♪ Benz to her friends ♪
♪ 洛蒂贝儿拿起了电话 ♪ ♪ Lottie Bell to her phones ♪
♪ 勇敢的拉里回到了喜剧舞台 ♪ ♪ Brave Larry made A triumphant comeback ♪
♪ 有天前妻看到了他的表演 ♪ ♪ One day his ex-wife saw the act ♪
♪ 笑容满面复婚啦 ♪ ♪ Laughed a lot And took him back ♪
♪ 奥帕伦帕 哒哒滴 ♪ ♪ Oompa Loompa doompety-day ♪
♪ 你问斯卡碧和布利奇去了哪里 ♪ ♪ But what of Mrs. Scrubitt And Bleacher, you say? ♪
♪ 给我一两分钟 ♪ ♪ Give me Just a moment or two ♪
♪ 让奥帕伦帕放给你看 ♪ ♪ And I'll Oompa Loompa Show it to you ♪
这东西坏了吗？ What is wrong with this thing?
什么破机器 Infernal machine.
♪ 让我放给你看 ♪ ♪ I'll show it to you ♪
好了 可以了 There. Much better.
买鞋 面部拉皮 隆鼻 再度个假 Shoes, facelift, nose job, Ibiza,
还有乡村大别墅 性感内衣 big old house in the country, lingerie.
巧克力黑帮 刚刚倒台了 It's the Cartel. They've gone down.
我们什么都没做 We ain't done nothin'.
除了给巧克力下毒 Oh, except poison all them chocolates.
警察 快开门 Police. Open up.
快 把证据喝了 Quick! Drink the evidence.
警官 麻烦稍等一下 Oh, just a second, Officer.
警察 Police.
我在厕所里呢 长官 I'm on the toilet, Officer.
快开门 Open up.
我这就擦干净了 One wipe, and I'm done.
肚子又疼了 等一下 Oh, there's more coming, hang on a minute.
好吧 Right.
找我们什么事 警官？ How can we help you, Officer?
你们俩跟我走一趟 You two are coming with me.
我们什么都没做 But we ain't done nothin'.
你们短时间内是回不来了 You're going away for a very long time.
最后一吻吗 我的爵士？ One last kiss, my Lord?
我的小美人 Oh, puffy-wuffy.
♪ Close your eyes ♪
♪ And count to ten ♪
♪ Make a wish ♪
♪ Now ♪
♪ Open them ♪
♪ Here's a store That's like no other ♪
♪ If it were, I wouldn't bother ♪
♪ Chocolate bushes ♪
♪ Chocolate trees ♪
♪ Chocolate flowers And chocolate bees ♪
♪ Chocolate memories ♪
♪ That a boy once saved ♪
♪ Before they melted away ♪
♪ A world of your own ♪
♪ A place to escape to ♪
♪ A world of your own ♪
♪ Where you can be free ♪
♪ Wherever you go ♪
♪ Wherever life takes you ♪
♪ This is your home ♪
♪ A world of your own ♪
♪ Here is the child That you left behind ♪
♪ Here is the kid With the curious mind ♪
♪ Here is the wonder We used to feel ♪
♪ Back when The magic was real ♪
♪ A world of your own ♪
♪ A place to go when you're ♪
♪ Feeling alone ♪
♪ Feeling unsure ♪
♪ Embrace the unknown ♪
♪ Enjoy the adventure ♪
♪ Let's go strolling In the clouds ♪
♪ Grab a handful, It's allowed ♪
♪ Clouds are made Of cotton candy ♪
♪ Just keep Your umbrella handy ♪
♪ 'Cause there's A hard rain gonna fall ♪
♪ Humbugs, gumdrops And aniseed balls ♪
♪ Fireworks bring ♪
♪ Sugar string to chew ♪
♪ All the colors Of the rainbow ♪
♪ And some others, too ♪
♪ A world of our own ♪ ♪ A world of our own ♪
♪ A place to escape to ♪ ♪ A place to escape to ♪
♪ A world of our own ♪ ♪ A world of our own ♪
♪ Where we can be free ♪ ♪ That's where We can be free ♪
♪ Wherever you go ♪ ♪ Wherever you go ♪
♪ Wherever life takes you ♪ ♪ Wherever life takes you ♪
♪ This is our home ♪
♪ A world of our own ♪
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