（刀光剑影不是我门派） "My hands do not have strength and power."
（天空海阔自有我风采） "My heart embraces peace and calm."
（双手一推，非黑也非白） "Resigning myself to adversity. Seeing richness out of void."
（不好也不坏，没有胜又何来败） "Violence be turned to peace. There are always guiding fate."
（没有去，哪有来） "Dynamic or still. Divide or multiple."
（手中无剑心中无尘，才是我胸怀） "Follow fate to go in and out of mortal world. Merciless is mercy."
（随缘而去乘风而来，才是我胸怀） "Follow heart and not be aggressive. Merciless is mercy."
（没有动，哪有静） "Dynamic or Still. Divide or multiple."
（手中无剑心中无尘，才是我胸怀） "Follow fate to go in and out of mortal world. Merciless is mercy."
（随缘而去乘风而来，才是我胸怀） "Follow heart and not be aggressive. Merciless is mercy."
以后你就是出家人啦，要守戒律 Tianbao, now that you're a monk...
不杀生，不吃肉 you've to obey the regulations. you mustn't kill or eat meat.
师父，弟子从小到现在都没有吃过肉 Master, I have never eaten any meat.
嗯，你还真有佛性啊 you're born to be a monk.
其实是我们家穷，买不起 It's just that we were too poor to afford any meat.
我也很想试试 I wanna try its taste, too.
师父 Master.
这是刚刚剃度的天宝 This is Tianbao.
他就是你师兄君宝 He's your senior, Junbao.
以后有什么不懂的就问师兄 Shaolin Temple has very strict rules.
少林寺凡事讲规矩，你要听师兄的话哟 He'll teach you everything. you must obey your senior.
君宝，待会你教他背一段经文 Junbao, teach him to recite the Book of Buddha.
背哪一段啊？ Which part?
你好像只会一段呢 I thought you knew only one part.
天宝师弟 Tianbao, my junior.
我比你高，而且我也比你大 I'm taller and older than you.
为什么要叫你师兄啊？ Why do I have to call you "senior"?
我也搞不懂呀，师父说这是规矩啊 I dunno. Master says this is a rule.
是这样的吗？ I'll call you senior only in front of others.
我看这样好了，以后在人家面前我就叫你师兄
在没人的时候换你叫我师兄 They didn't hear us. It's like there's no one around.
你到底想不想当师兄啊？ Do you want to be a senior or not?
想呀！ Of course!
现在没人，快叫我师兄啊 There's no one now. Call me senior.
师兄 乖 - Senior! - Good boy!
那我们去念经 先玩玩再说嘛 - Let's do our homework. - Let's play first.
我们现在来练习少林拳三十六式 The Hands!
单凤朝阳 "Dance of the Phoenix!"
金鸡独立 "Behold, the Golden Rooster!"
师弟，快过来 Tianbao my junior, come here!
哎，这么多人你怎么叫我师弟啊？ Why do you call me junior in front of them?
他们又听不到，反正这又没有人嘛 They won't hear! It's just the two of us here.
说得也是啊 you're right.
雁落沙滩 "The Wild Goose Glides along the Beach!"
豹子穿崖 "The Leopard Leaps over the Cliff!"
如果我要有机会练武功的话 If I'm given a chance to practice kung-fu...
要超过他们 I'll be better than them.
这个嘛，我得先去问问师父 Well, this I'll have to consult the Master.
八卦蛇形 "The Octagon Transforms Itself!"
你怎么乱打人呀？ Why do you hit me?
你们两个正事不干在这边偷学武功？ Why are you messing around here instead of doing your homework?
我是你们大师兄，打你就打你罗 I am your senior. I can hit you anytime I like.
你打人？ Why hit me?
天宝，你没事吧？ Are you okay, Tianbao?
叫你还偷学武功？ you mustn't try learn kung-fu secretly!
我要告诉我们师父 Let's go! The Master is angry!
走 We'll tell our Master. Let's go.
你以为我会怕你们啊？ No big deal!
你们的师父还叫我师父大师兄呢 My Master is the senior of yours.
Master, this will keep you from the sunshine.
这一草一木都有生命 Everything has a life, including the plants.
我们不可以因为个人的利益 We mustn't hurt the life of nature for our own profits.
而伤害大自然的生命
这样太自私了 This'd be too selfish.
你们明白了吧？ Understand?
师父，我明白了 y es, Master!
就算你以后在太阳底下被烤糊了 We won't care if you would be burnt by the sun.
我们都不用管你
师父，我想练武功 Master, I want to practice kung-fu.
练武功干什么？ What for?
强身健体 不挨打 - To have a healthy body. - To avoid being bullied.
你们两个想好了再来跟我说 Think twice.
我们没有骗你啊 I'm serious.
将来你们学会武功 you should use your kung-fu to help others.
是要来帮助人的，千万要记住 Remember that.
知道了，师父 y es, Master!
Try this!
你们居然敢打我？等我出来我要你好看 Who's that? I'll teach you a good lesson.
快来帮我的忙啊 Come, join my hands.
我抓住他啦 Let me cover him up!
快打他… 快 - Go to hell! - Stop!
还不放手，我已经知道你是谁啦 I know who you are.
吓？你怎么知道我是君宝？ How do you know that I'm Junbao?
是你告诉我的 you've just told me!
这都要怪你啊，自己把名字告诉人家 It's all your fault!
真是饭桶兼白痴啦 you idiot!
是他说知道的，我怎么知道会骗人 He said he knew! How did I know that he's lying?
他说的话能相信吗？害得我们俩从早晨跪到现在都没有东西吃 you believed him? See what you've dragged me into.
肚子都快饿扁了 I'm starving!
我也饿得咕咕叫啊 Me, too!
你们两个混帐真大胆啊 - This is really too much!? - Master!
叫你学武功去帮人，你们两个居然去打人 I told you to practice kung-fu to help others. you used it to fight!
算我管教无方 you've shamed me!
连师伯的徒弟都敢打 Beating my senior's student!
师父我们 还敢顶嘴？ - Master... - Shut up!
看我不打死你们才怪呢 I'll teach you a good lesson!
师伯罚你们已经够轻的了 Master is too lenient with you by making you kneel for just 3 hours.
才跪三个时辰
现在通通给我面壁 Go confess yourself.
师父，有没有豆沙包？ Master, have you any red-bean bun?
有斋包吃已经够好的了 Plain bun will be good enough.
再跪半个时辰去打扫罗汉堂 After this, we'll still have to clean up Luo Han Hall.
都是你啦 It's all your fault!
又把师父的花瓶给打烂了 I told you to be on guard, yet you went to eat.
害得我们又要打扫罗汉堂 Now we're being penalized by having to clean up Luo Han Hall.
还不是你玩什么捉迷藏，蒙着眼睛怎么看得见花瓶 you'll be punished one day for burning the rat.
我早说过你是白痴兼饭桶吧
仙人指路 "The Fairy Sign!"
盘龙摆尾 "The Dragon Shows its Might!"
前天你耍的那套棍法 How did you attack with a pole?
最后一招是怎么耍的？我忘了哎 How did you play your move?
这么简单都不记得 It's very simple!
仙人指路 "The Fairy Sign!"
盘龙摆尾 "The Dragon Shows its Might!"
横扫千军 "The Invincible Move!"
最后一招 This is called...
叫敲脑袋 "Knocking on your Head!"
天宝，你又耍我 Tianbao, you're playing tricks with me again!
你自己反应的慢嘛 you're too slow!
Watch out for your head!
君宝，你醒醒 Junbao, wake up!
天宝，是你让我的 Tianbao, you gave in to me.
师父老是说，练功是用来帮人的 Master always says to help others with kung-fu.
这里人人都会武功，那我们帮谁呀 Everybody practices kung-fu here. Who should we help?
帮自己罗，我要做少林寺第一武僧 We help ourselves. I want to be Number One of Shaolin Temple.
哼 说得容易？ you're too naive.
什么时候才能坐这个位子？ When can I achieve this status?
打完十八铜人，出得了木人巷再说吧 Beat the 18 Bronze Men and the Wooden Warriors.
住持的位置，让人家看到惨了 Get off! you mustn't let others see this!
未见则不知，不知也就没事了 No one will see me!
我不懂什么知不知的 I don't care.
你先下来再说吧 Get off and sit on the ground.
你又耍我！ you're bullying me again!
哎呀，打翻了 I told you. you're too slow.
住持的位置你弄坏了 I'll go inform on you.
你惨了，我要去告密
怎么？你以为就罚不到你啦？ What? you think you can get away with this?
少林拳打一条线 Each punch of Shaolin Fists must be forceful!
拳有形，打之无形 Each move is a surprise for the enemy.
动如风，站如针 It has to be swift as a wind.
反之如猛虎，守之如处女 These are the basics of the Fists.
马步要稳，出拳要猛，是本门功夫的基本要诀 you must be every steadfast.
怎么会吃饭吃坏桌子 What happened?
前两天门也被踢坏了 Easy! The door collapsed just like that a few days ago!
我就跟你们说有白蚁嘛，你们又不信 I've told you that it's the termites.
别把白蚁吃进肚子里呀 Be careful! Don't eat them!
要达到最高境界 To achieve the highest level, your body must be hard as steel.
先将身体练到如钢似铁
床也垮了？ - The bed's collapsed, too. - Easy...
睡吧睡吧，明天还要练铁沙掌呀 Go to sleep. We've to practice Iron Palms tomorrow.
君宝，看剑 Junbao, watch my sword.
平时不练功，一点臂力都没有吗 you're short of practice. your arm isn't strong enough.
先发制人 Strike first to forestall the opponent.
师兄啊，我去练功啦… Let's practice!
搞什么呀？门也烂了，桌子也烂了 What's this? Everything is broken!
现在连衣服都烂了 Now the cloths are like that, too.
罗汉堂那些家伙可有的笑话说啦 The monks at Luo Han Hall will laugh at us.
哎呀，就说自己洗烂的啦 We'll tell them that we've over-washed them.
还好剩两件衣服？ Senior, ours are okay.
当然留给自己穿了 Of course! I've saved the best for ourselves.
师叔 Master, we're off to do our morning homework.
他们是怎么搞的？ What happened to them?
我也搞不懂，大概是老鼠咬的 I dunno. Maybe it's the rats.
最近怎么这么多老鼠跟白蚁啊 How rampant are the rats and termites these days!
你们两个去抓吧 Go do something about them.
到哪去弄那些老鼠和白蚁呀 Where do we find termites and rats?
说被麻雀吃了不得了 We can tell him that the sparrows have eaten them up!
天宝，你的提壶功好厉害呀 Wow! What kung-fu is that?
过奖…雕虫小技罢了，来 Thank you... It's nothing!
Senior, you're the best among all of us!
四大武僧你一定有份啊 I'm sure that you'll win the martial arts contest.
承你美言，你也会有机会的 Thanks. I think the same of you.
饭来啦 Rice is coming.
铁板桥功 Watch my stance.
好险啊 你去吃吧 - Boy! - you eat first.
你敢用饭泼我？ Why did you throw the rice at me?
你没看到我绊了一跤 you saw how I slipped.
饭是我泼的，你去师父那边告我啊 I did that, so what? Go tell your Master.
你想怎么样，我告诉你啊，这次考试是我师父主考 My Master is the jury of the contest.
你们两个不要想考进达摩院啦 I'll make sure that you won't be promoted into the Da Mor Hall.
放开我… Let me go!
我一定要打赢这个大西瓜 I swear that I'll beat that son of a gun.
十二，十… Twelve, thirteen...
那块我敲过啦 I've just smashed that.
君宝呀，过几天寺里就要选武僧进达摩院了 Junbao, the examination for promotion into the Da Mor Hall will be held soon.
你有没信心呀？ Do you think you'll make it?
行就行，不行就不行，随缘罗 Relax. It's all up to chance.
你说什么？我可是要当少林第一武僧 No way! I will be Number One.
要不然干吗练铁头功？ That's why I practiced so hard...
你现在敲第几块了？ How many bricks have you smashed?
十七罗 Seventeen.
十八 Eighteen.
你什么时候练的后脑都不告诉我 How could you do this?
我还没练 I couldn't!
今天招式跟平常不同啊？ your moves are different.
般若掌 "The Buddhist Palms!"
原来巧妙在运气的地方 The key lies in the way you breathe.
今天我们要选出 Today, we're going to choose from among you the best four students,
本年武功最好的四名弟子进入达摩院 to be promoted into Da Mor Hall...
修练本门的上乘武功 to further study the best martial arts technique.
记住，我佛慈悲 Remember, the purpose of kung-fu practice is to help people.
我辈弟子习武是为普渡众生
比武皆在切磋武艺，点到即止 The contestants must restrain themselves.
第一场由天宝对心宝 The first round: Tianbao vs. Xinbao.
大西瓜到 That son of a gun is going to meet his fate.
请指教 Please!
开始 Start!
提壶功 Try my stance.
心宝，你输定了 Xinbao, you'll lose.
尝尝我的铁拳 Surrender!
你耍诈 you cheated!
住手 Stop...
大胆，连我也敢打？ How dare you hit me!
师伯，弟子不敢 Please forgive me!
你出招太狠毒，根本就不适合练武 you're simply not fit to practice kung-fu because of your ferocious intent.
我要赶你出罗汉堂 you're expelled.
师伯…求求你不要啊，是心宝先耍诈 Please, don't. It's Xinbao who played tricks first.
那你说我不公正啦？ Are you implying that I'm being unfair?
弟子不敢 I dare not say so.
你瞎啦？自己看不出来？ Are you blind? Didn't you see that?
你侮辱长辈？ This is an insult to your masters.
他不是有意的 走开 - He didn't mean it! - Go away!
我要废你的武功 I'm going to destroy your martial arts skill.
师伯，不要这样 Please, don't!
走开 Stay away from this!
般若掌 "The Buddhist Palms!"
你为什么会般若掌？ How come you know "The Buddhist Palms!"?
我就说你瞎了，偷学你武功都不知道 I told you that you're blind! I learned it from you.
天宝 Tianbao!
他是不小心看到的 He didn't mean to peep.
给我抓住这两个孽徒 Catch them!
罗汉棍阵 是 - Deploy the Luo Han Pole Formation. - y es!
大家同门师兄弟 We're all brothers. Let's talk.
稍安毋躁，有话好好说嘛
小心 Say something.
佛光初现，万棍降魔 "Buddha has Sign! Surrender, all ye Devils!"
天宝，以棍还棍 Tianbao, break the formation by using the pole, too.
破他棍阵 I'll break them up!
佛法无边，降龙伏虎 you'll never escape this.
好滑呀 哎哟 - It's slippery! - y eah!
有计 Got it!
君宝，上 Junbao, move!
小心呀 布阵 - Watch out! - Deploy the formation!
地这么滑，怎么布阵呀？ It's very slippery! We can't form our line.
横扫千军 "The Invincible Move!"
同门师兄弟不好再踩，还踩？ We're all brothers! Stop trampling on each other! Stop!
别跑 Don't run!
不要让他们跑了 Don't let them run away!
师父 还不快走？ - Master! - Run, quick!
觉远 Jueyuan!
你纵容门徒，胡作非为 you're defended for your students!
徒弟是你的，看你怎么向方丈交代？ What are you going to tell the Chief Reverend?
根本存心护短嘛 you're spoilt them so much!
全世界都看到大肥猪耍诈 Everyone can see that the son of a gun tried trick me first.
师伯却看不到，还说我出手重 yet I was the villain!
我做错了什么？ What did I do?
用罗汉阵来对付我们两个 - They even tried to kill us! - Wonder how's Master doing.
不知师父现在怎么样 you use Luo Han Pole Formation?
是是非非，又有什么人能分得清？ There's no justice in the world.
师父，我们知道错了 Master, we were wrong.
缘尽于此 Fate has it that we have to part.
我已经没有能力再做你们的师父了 I can't be your Master anymore.
就把俗世的生活当作你们的师父吧 Join the outside world and learn from it.
烦恼即菩提，菩提即烦恼 The roots of trouble are also the roots of Buddhism.
君宝，你天性善良，我很放心 Junbao, you're a kind man. I don't worry for you!
天宝，你太好胜 Tianbao, you have a competitive personality.
这本气功心法 This book is for the practice of your "Qi".
并不是什么武林绝学 It doesn't concern with any martial arts skill.
但是当你心情烦乱的时候 When you're restless and emotional...
它会带给你清静 it'll bring you peace.
你要勤加练习 Practice it often.
记住，凡事要以清静心对代 Remember, try keep a peaceful mind.
修行不一定要在少林寺，你们走吧 you don't have to study Buddhism only in Shaolin Temple Go!
是，师父 y es, Master!
Ladies and gentleman, hope you enjoy the show!
白炭棍？ Which school do you think is that?
他们是卖艺的 They're just street entertainers!
为什么只剃一半？ Why do they shave only half of their hair?
这么臭，一定是契丹人 They stink! They must have come from Cedan!
喂，我好肚饿呀 I'm starving.
我也肚子饿，我们先去化缘 Me, too. Let's go beg for alms.
No one pays attention to us!
Are they all that poor?
No. We're just being useless!
那个唱歌的应该不会拒绝我们吧 I bet that girl over there won't turn us down!
她要是有钱就不用卖唱啦，我们到那边 If she has money, she won't have to perform on the street.
各位施主，长命百岁，永享太平 you son of a...
May all of you benefactors have a long and prosperous life!
难怪我今天会输钱 No wonder we had bad luck today!
原来碰到你们两个臭和尚 It's all you stinking monks!
希望施主福如东海，寿比南山 Happy birthday, benefactors!
不能讲这个，要讲逢赌必赢，一本万利 Wish us good luck in gambling!
少跟我啰嗦 Cut the crap!
不给钱不要这么凶嘛 There's no need to be rude!
不好意思 没有关系 - Excuse me! - It's alright!
请问两位大师 Reverend, do you know someone called Murong Bei?
认不认识一个人叫慕容白的？
麻烦两位 Sorry to bother you!
她是要找人，我们是要找吃的 She's looking for someone; we're looking for food!
我们不止要找吃的 We need a job, too.
还要找活干，去赚钱吧 To earn money.
I've realized that Shaolin Temple is the best.
快交保护费 Pay your protection money!
我已经交过了呀 I've paid my due!
你家拜观音，就不拜土地公啦？ Not to me!
拜神祇拜一个，给我打 Pay or die, you can choose for yourself! Beat him!
我们家没钱… I really have no money! Please, stop! Help!
I have to eat, too!
我要去告县太爷 I'll report to the officer!
县太爷是我表哥，你去告啊 Really? The Governor is my cousin. Go!
Lady!
小姑娘别走呀，跟我去喝茶 Fuck off!
Wanna have a drink with me?
Wanna go?
她害羞啦 Are you too shy to say yes?
老伯，赶快把钱收下 Take this money, quick!
这是那个坏蛋还你的 It's the villain's!
谢谢姑娘呀… Thank you, Miss!
我的钱呢？ Where's my money?
是那个女的 抓住她 - It's must be her! - you may leave first!
别让她跑了 Beat her!
去死 Shit!
中 Bingo!
又卖艺呀？ 是打架 - Is this a street performance? - No! They're fighting!
Don't you think you can get away.
以多欺少 They've out-numbered her. It's unfair.
帮不帮呀？ 帮啊 - Shall we help her? - Of course!
你们不要打她，要打打我 Don't hit her! Hit me!
打就打 My pleasure!
你们先打我的 you hit me first!
姑娘，你没事吧？ Miss, are you alright?
你没事吧？ Are you alright?
我没事 I'm okay!
第十五式 The 15th move.
十六式 The 16th move.
十七式 17th.
十八式 18th.
二十式 20th...
三十五式 The 35th move...
三十六 The 36th move...
三十六式…打完了没有呀？ The 36th move... Have you finished?
还有最后一式，我自…创的 One last move! I created it myself!
Could you...
教你那套白眉棍嘛，怎么老是学不会 you can never learn that skill I taught you.
刘三爷，谁把你打成这个样子 Master Liu, who has done this to you?
和尚别打了，快走，官兵来啦 Run, quick! The troops are coming.
给我抓住那两个臭和尚 Arrest those two monks!
追 是 - After them! - y es!
It stinks!
他往马房那边跑了，快追 They're over there! After them!
谁家师兄谁家猜… Guess who I am!
谁家师弟谁家猜… Where are those two damned monks?
你头发好难看啊 I look like a Cedan native.
你也是啊 So do you.
你们猜的什么拳啊？ What are you playing?
这个，是师兄拳啊 It's a game devised by us.
教我嘛，一路走一路教 Teach me!
猜赢的当师兄，猜输的当师弟 If you win, you'll be senior. If you lose, you'll be junior.
可是他每次都当师兄 But he's senior every time.
只能怪你自己反应迟钝 you're just being slow.
你呀，八成是出花招赢的 you must be cheating!
你要是跟我猜，我一定当你师母 If you play with me, I'll be your godmother!
师母？ Godmother?
让开 Get away!
Master Liu will offer his respect to Buddha! Move!
威风，真是威风 How prevailing!
为什么他那么霸道？ If he's a Buddhist, why is he so cruel?
做官的嘛 He's like a snake inside.
他就是这里的土皇帝，镇守太监刘瑾 He's Liu Jin, the Royal Eunuch!
He's killed less people than usual today!
如果我能像他这么威风就好啦 I wish I could be as prevailed as he.
那你去当太监啊 Go be a eunuch then.
好啊 Why not?
（佛笑楼） "Fu Shao Restaurant"
八爷，今天那么早呀？ Eighth Master, you're being early today.
I'll prepare some nice dishes for you.
我先弄几样小菜啊 you may order for me.
谢谢，谢谢啊… Thank you.
先生，你印堂发黑呀 Mister, there's a dark mist on your forehead...
你才发黑咧，滚远点 Piss off! Keep on eating...
别理他
姑娘，你印堂发黑，你是要找人是吧 Lady, there's a dark mist on your forehead...
就算找到，也未必是好呀 Are you looking for someone? May not be a good thing even if you can find him.
帮我买张灵符怎么样？ 神棍 - Would you like to buy a charm? - Con man!
不买就算啦 No big deal for not buying!
这里最出名呢就是烤乳鸽 The most famous dish here is roast pigeon!
姑娘，佛笑楼没有卖斋饭的？ Miss, do they have vegetarian food?
白饭一样 Plain rice is fine.
告诉你君宝，入境就要随俗 Junbao, one has to adapt himself to strange environments.
别管那么多了 Remember what Master told you?
你不记得师父说过嘛，要入世学佛 Discover the spirit of Buddhism in the secular world.
我不入地狱谁入地狱？ Let's try it with this bean curd.
（梦的担心太放肆） "Love starts from the gaze."
来吃块豆腐，不要光吃白饭嘛 Have more bean curd, or you'll have none.
谢谢 Thank you.
哪，地狱给你 Here's your meat.
欢迎刘小姐大驾光临 Miss Liu, welcome.
这边请，给你留了张桌子啦 - We have reserved this table for you. - My dear.
一定收好啊 What wish did Master make?
好 - Mind your own business. - y es!
娘子，请 请 - My dear, please. - you first!
娘子，想吃点什么？ What do you want to eat, dear?
随便啦 你做主 - Anything! - Whatever you say.
慕容白，相公，真的是你？ Murong Bei! So it's really you.
你…秋雪，你怎么到京城来啦？ Qiushue? What are you here for?
闭嘴 Shut up!
好一个千里寻夫 All this way for your husband! How touching!
不过，他已经不姓慕容了 Regrettably, his name is no longer Murong, but Liu, after my family.
入赘我们家跟我姓刘
如果不是我，他早就饿死啦 He would have starved to death if I had not saved him.
男人都是贱货 Men have no shame!
谁能够给他风流快活，荣华富贵 They'll stay beside you if you keep them warm and happy.
他就会留在谁的身边
这么简单，你都不懂啊？ Don't you see that?
秋雪，你走吧 Qiushue! Go home!
啊有这么没良心的人？ This guy has no heart!
慕容白已经变成了狗 For me, Murong Bei is no longer a man, but a dog.
就该跟着他的主人
以前我每晚抱着这个琴当宝 I used to play this guitar every night.
不管再怎么做，我都舍不得批它卖掉 I would never agree to sell it for the money I needed.
现在人事已非，把它还给你 Now everything has changed. Take it back.
垃圾 Trash!
我看你比较需要它 I think you need it move.
骂狗也得看主人 Do you know who I am?
他是刘公公的妹 She's Liu Jin's sister.
不要轻举妄动 Restrain yourself.
看好，再来我就不客气啦 That's enough. I won't stand it anymore.
娘子，你没事吧？ Dear, are you alright?
滚开 Dog!
你闹够了没有？ Have you had enough?
我已经跟你恩尽义绝啦，你还不走？ I'm finished with you. Go away!
你看什么？不识抬举，走呀 What are you staring at? Piss off!
我来帮你 Let me help you.
姑娘，你流血啦 Miss, you're bleeding.
不行啊… Excuse me...
换个姿势比较好 Let's change the position.
Make way!
Stand still!
罪过，罪过… Shit!
没良心 Shameless!
不要怕，有我在这里 Don't be afraid! I'm here...
谁在这里打架，统统不要动 Who are fighting inside? Don't move, everybody!
官兵来啦，快走啊，别打啦 The troops are here! Stop fighting!
害我整天被官兵追啊？ Why are the troops always after us?
别让那两个契丹人跑了 Don't let those two Cedanians get away.
是 y es!
跟我来 Follow me.
What's wrong? The troops are coming.
站住 There! After them!
死吧你 Go to hell!
好重呀 It's heavy!
抱个女人抱那么紧，当然重啦 It's a woman. Of course it's heavy!
阿弥陀佛 Buddha, forgive me for being lustful.
你没事吧？ Lower your voice!
Over here, quick!
那两个契丹人跑这么快呀？ Where are those two guys?
这里是什么地方？ Back to the restaurant?
哎呀，怎么又到佛笑楼啦？ Why are we back again?
这里是分店？ This is a branch.
真的，远近驰名，只此一家 Really! This restaurant is known across the country.
喂，今晚你们两个在这打地铺 you two sleep on the floor.
我带她去疗伤啊 I'll look after her.
我还是觉得当和尚舒服 I feel more at ease with being a monk.
君宝，我们不可以寄人篱下 Junbao, we mustn't rely on others like that guy Murong Bei.
苟且偷安
我不是要白吃白住哦 Sure. We'll work for the restaurant.
我会在这好好干活的
你知不知道，人家只是让我们睡一会 They'll let us stay here just for the night.
没说要养我们一辈子 They can't let us stay forever.
一有机会我就要做官 I promise I'll become an official one day.
其实做什么人都一样啦，只要问心无愧… Well, it doesn't matter to me what you are as long as you're honest.
开心就行啦，管那么多干什么？ Go along with your late!
快点睡觉啦 Let's go to sleep.
My fate?
I promise I'll be rich one day!
刘瑾打死也想不到白天收刮来的钱 Liu Jin would never have imagined that his bribe money...
晚上却被我们偷过来啦 would be stolen from him.
现在我们有这么多钱，做什么才好呢？ What shall we do with the money?
臭道士，怎么来就怎么去啊 We should give it back to those who owned it.
把这些钱发给穷苦老百姓啊 Give it to the poor.
对，他早上刮税，晚上我们就去偷 Right... He collected this tax money from the people.
他一天不死，我就偷他一辈子 So long as he lives, we'll keep stealing from him.
佛笑楼这些人原来是叛党 These people are rebels!
不要多事啦，赶快走啊 Let's not get into trouble and leave.
作个睁眼瞎，就一辈子没出息 I can't pretend I didn't see what I saw.
好啦好啦，回去睡觉 Alright... go to sleep.
又贴告示？ Another masked-thief!
又一个蒙面飞贼呀 How dare you steal from Master Liu!
我看你嘴巴上蒙块布都可以去领赏了 So what!
你不要乱讲，要杀头的 They threw a piece of goId into my room last night.
哇，他们每个人都值五百两 They're worth 300 teals of gold each...
原来佛笑…
你别多事啦 Mind your own business.
嗯，这叉烧包好吃 - Delicious! - y eah!
人肉叉烧！ 人肉叉烧包 - Roasted human flesh bun! - Roasted human flesh bun!
各位父老兄弟，街坊乡亲 Gentleman, I am a newcomer to this place...
小弟今日来到贵宝地献丑了…
那表演什么？铁锤打胸口啊 What're you performing? Hitting your chest with an iron hammer?
不是，是人肉沙包 No. It's human sandbag.
吃的？ What's that?
不是，一文钱任打一拳 One cent for a punch.
那有什么好处啊？ - What do I gain from that? - Right!
要是叫疼的话，那就赔三文钱 If I yell in pain, I'll pay you three cents.
万一打到吐血怎么办？ What if you throw up blood?
吐血？那就赔六文钱 I'll pay you six cents.
要是打死了呢？ What if I kill you?
要是打死… If I'm dead...
那就连命都赔给你啦 you have had my life!
起码五十文钱 It's worth at least fifty cents.
是啊，那就是足足五十拳 Right! Worth fifty punches.
你小心哪 you'll die from that!
打死你… Die...
老板，可以了吧 Enough, boss?
我不信我还要再打 继续 - More. - Go on.
我打死你… I'll kill you.
四十六、四十七、四十八、四… 46, 47, 48...
是不真是很痛呀？ Does it hurt?
不装一下，他怎么会继续打呢？叫他继续 I was just pretending in order to hook him.
老板老板…他撑不住啦 Boss, he's falling apart!
快点，快起来，打他 Quick, get up.
不打他吐血怎么翻本呀？ Get up and beat him.
家丁出来 Where're my servants?
我给钱，你们给我打死他们 I'll pay you to beat them to death.
今天一起来赚这么多钱啦 How effortless it is to earn these!
我要这些买房子 It's not good enough. I wanna make big money.
我什么都不想 I just wanna have a good meal.
我只想好好大吃一顿
不只要买房子 I wanna buy a house and be the boss.
我还要作老板
干嘛？ How many more punches do you have to take?
把钱交出来 Give me the money.
为什么？ Why?
交税，个人所得税五十文钱 For tax! Fifty cents for your personal profit tax.
擅用官地税五十文钱 Another fifty for using the government land.
娱乐事业税五十文钱 Another fifty for entertainment tax.
一共一百五十文钱 Total a hundred and fifty.
我不给 - I am not going to pay. - This is tax evasion.
抗拒交税？给我抓起来 Arrest them.
大人，我们微分卑微 Sir, we are just common people...
跟天斗，跟地半，就是不敢跟官斗 we'll never dare argue with you.
这些钱，大人您收下 Please accept these money. Sir.
算你识相 you're smart.
大人，我们两兄弟初到贵宝地 Sir, we are new here.
什么也不会，空有一身蛮力 We don't know nothing but fight.
希望能够追随大人 We want to work for you, Sir.
满嘴油腔滑调，该打 you surely know how to please me. Beat him!
多谢大人赐打 Thank you, Sir.
He deserves it.
My pleasure, Sir.
你可真会拍马屁 Well, you're real smart.
刘公公要招兵买马 The Royal Eunuch, Master Liu, is recruiting newcomers...
好，你们跟我来 Alright, follow me.
多谢大人，君宝，我们走 Thank you, Sir. Junbao, let's go.
你真的要走？ you're really going?
我不走 I'm not coming.
等我作了大官，一定回来找你 I'll come look for you when I become a high official.
天宝，你好好保重啊 Tianbao. Take care!
希望你洁身自爱 I wish you every good.
This is bad for your health.
干嘛，喝多了伤身子 This is bad for your health.
小冬瓜 Little Melon, there's something which you simply can't forget.
有些事你想忘掉就越忘不掉
你不会明白的，还是一醉解千愁 you wouldn't understand.
天宝呢？ Where's Tianbao?
你看看我的遭遇，还想找男人呀？ Look at me! you still want the company of men?
我又没说喜欢他 I didn't say I like him.
不打自招，喝酒 Very telling! Drink up!
喝这么多？你当是茶？ This is wine, not tea.
就是茶也没人这样喝法的 No one drinks like this.
喂，别再喝啦 Don't drink anymore.
Give it back to me!
碎了，没得喝啦 It's broken. No more wine.
小伙子，人生失意须尽欢 Kid, one should enjoy one's life.
难得糊涂呀 you're okay.
你喝你的，少啰嗦 Mind your own business.
哇，你又来啦 Stop drinking,
好啦，不要再喝了好不好 不关你的事 - will you? - None of your business.
喂？ Again?
打累了就会停手的 He'll stop when he's tired.
I can't stand it anymore.
这里还有 I have wine here.
也不知道帮谁好 I don't know which side I'd be on.
放手，别再喝了 条命是我 - What do you want? - It's my own life!
我爱怎么喝就怎么喝 I'll do what I like.
打啊…继续打啊 Go on...
全部打烂就没得喝了，我帮你 Break them all so that there won't be any wine left. Let me help you.
你冷静一点好不好？ Will you calm down?
张君宝，你可以放手了吧 Zhang Junbao, will you let go of me?
不要打的啦 Stop!
你… you...
你冷静一点 Calm down!
过去只是人生经历 The past only makes up one's experience.
而不是一种负担 It mustn't become one's burden.
你再这样下去 If you go on like this,
受伤害的是你自己 you'll only have yourself to hurt.
你干嘛每天玩那个球啊？ Why are you always playing with that ball?
我在悟道啊，道家的道理是圆的 I'm trying to understand the "Tao". Everything is round in Taoism.
太阳是园的，月亮也是园的 The sun is round, so is the moon.
所以做人也要园滑一点才好 One has to be a little smooth and round, too.
谁是老板？ Who's the boss here?
快滚出来 Show his face!
这们大人，这么早呀？ Sirs, you're early. We haven't started business yet.
又来收税呀 Do they come for tax again?
进来坐会儿，吃点东西啊 Come in and have some dim-sum.
废话，快交税 Cut the crap. Pay your tax.
前几天我们已经交过啦 We did a few days ago.
前几天你也吃饭了，今天还要吃啊？ you ate a few days ago, didn't you?
现在刘公公扩充军备 Master Liu is expanding his armament.
要征收军人服装税，出入平安税 you've to pay a military uniform tax and entry tax, a good-living tax...
安居乐业税，佛笑楼要交五百两 This restaurant has to pay taxes worth 500 taels of gold.
那你干脆又抢的好了？ It's worse than robbery?
你是不是在搞反朝庭活动？ you aren't involved in anti-government activities, are you?
朝廷也要讲道理唉 Even the government has to be reasonable.
Bullshit.
小不忍，则乱大谋呀 Be patient!
谁身上有刀谁就能大声说话 Whoever has a sword in his hand can raise his voice.
吃下去 Eat this!
忍一下 Persevere!
不吃我就封店抓人 If you don't eat this, I'll arrest everyone here!
Does he look stupid?
不好呀，这里出事会连累很多弟兄的 No! We mustn't bring troubles to our brothers.
如果没钱？没关系 It's alright if you don't have any money.
只要跪下给我磕三十个响头 But you must koutow to me for 30 times,
我可以考虑过几天收你的税 I'll consider granting you an exemption.
磕头啊，磕不磕？ Koutow, quick!
跪下 Kneel!
跪下呀 Kneel!
you're tough!
你再不跪就是反抗朝廷 If you don't kneels, it'll mean that you're an anti-government rebel.
我把你拉去斩首示众 I'll execute you.
太过份了 This is too much. Go to hell!
Koutow!
你要造反，我把你们全部都杀光 you rebels! I'll kill all of you.
去死 you go to hell!
把门关上，一个都别让他们跑了 Shut the door. Don't let anyone go!
罪过，怎么杀这么多人呀？ What sins we've committed!
打铁的，你去把这些尸首处理掉 you go get rid of these corpses.
快把他抓回来，让他跑了我们就死定啦 Get him! We'll be dead if we let go of him.
对了，怎么叫你倒着走？ It's not right! How come you're running backwards?
你吃草，我吃斋 We're both vegetarians and therefore of the same species.
大家也算同道，帮我一次忙吧 Do me a favor.
糟啦，快到军营啦 Shit! It's almost the barracks! Please, run!
马大哥，你行行好，快点追嘛
追不到的话，佛笑楼就惨啦 If we don't get him, it'll mean disaster.
什么事呀？税吏大人 What happened, Sir?
佛笑那批人想要造反 The gang at the restaurant are rebels.
我现在去禀告刘公公 I'll report to Master Liu.
快帮我拦住他 遵命 - Stop him! - y es!
我帮你把他杀啦 I've killed him for you.
君宝 Junbao, the ones at the restaurant aren't good people.
佛笑楼都不是好人 you mustn't go around with them.
你最好不要跟他们在一起
我觉得他们很好啊 I think they're pretty nice people.
我是兵，你是贼，早晚会碰头的 Now I'm a soldier and you're a criminal. We'll become enemies.
诶 No!
你在军营的生活怎么样呀 How is your life in the barracks?
有没有人欺侮你啊？
从小到大，只有我欺侮人，谁敢欺侮我啊 I have always been the bully.
你呢？ How are you?
我？还是喜欢小时候的生活 Me? I think I like my old days better.
每天无忧无虑 We were so carefree.
有个豆沙饱吃，我就很开心啦 I'd be extremely happy if I had a sweet bun.
我就不一样，我喜欢现在的生活 Junbao, don't think of the past anymore.
可以认识这个世界 Look at what's lying in front of you.
我知道自己需要什么，总有一天一定要得到 It's reality. I'll fulfill my wish one day.
这匹马要怎么骑才跑得快啊 How do I ride this horse?
那还不简单 It's simple.
It's too fast.
I am the Lord of my own destiny!
这次我们教场比武的目的 The purpose of today's contest is to choose...
就是要从八个副刀统当中
选出一个武功最好的来做正刀统 the person with the best martial arts skill to be the general.
现在比武开始 Let's start.
公公，这次赢得太容易啦，所以我要求 Master, it's too easy for me.
如果有谁不服气可以上来向我挑战 So, whoever isn't convinced can come up and challenge me.
公公，小人董天宝，敢请刀统能成全 Master, my name is Dong Tianbao. May I learn from you?
请 My pleasure.
是 y es!
心狠手辣 Very vicious!
我会警告他 I'll warn him.
公公 Master!
解散 Disband!
以下犯上，你懂不懂怎么当兵的？ you're trespassed your rank. you're not worth being a soldier.
你这样叫我怎么提拔你 you've shamed me.
你知不知道犯了众怒 Don't you know that in the army, you mustn't offend the majority?
在军营里是很难立足的
还好公公不计较 Luckily the Master is being very kind...
公公… Master...
是我太急躁 I was being too impatient.
我不甘心只当个小兵 I don't want to be just a soldier.
请再给我一次机会，我一定好好表现的 Give me one more chance and I'll perform for you.
那我就等着看你有什么好表现 Then I'll wait to see your performance.
秋雪姐姐，你以后你可以在这里当酒保呀 Qiushue, you can be a bar-tender here...
好呀，有酒喝，不过我不会再发酒疯了 Good idea! As long as there's wine for me, I'll be happy.
君宝呢，我看可以当伙记 Junbao can be a waiter.
可以呀 y eah!
那洗茅房你干不干呀？ Will you wash the toilet?
好，没问题 No problem.
帮我洗内衣内裤好不好呀？ Will you wash my underclothes?
好… Okay...
臭道士，内衣裤都懒得洗啊？ Stinking monk! you're so lazy! You don't wash your underpants?
笑什么？有什么好笑的？ What are you laughing at?
天宝 Tianbao.
你怎么回来啦？ What bring you back, Tianbao?
不要说那么多，快点走啊 Quick, let's go.
上次你们偷刘公公的钱 They've found out everything...
还有杀税吏的事，已经泄漏啦 the money you stole from the Master and the killings.
刘公公带着人马，马上就要来杀你们 Master Liu is leading the troops to arrest you.
那我们快走吧 Let's go, then.
你们走先，我进去把证据烧了 you go first. I'll destroy the evidence.
你小心呀 快走，走了… - Be careful! - Quick!
进去抓人 是 - Go inside and arrest them! - y es!
老板呀 Boss!
是不是你杀了我的税吏？ Did you kill my tax officer?
阉贼，你欺凌百姓，想杀就杀 you impotent oppressor! I'll kill you.
老板，你安息吧 Boss, rest in peace!
上天之后一定要保佑我们 Bless us in heaven!
岂有此理，老板的血绝不能白流 We must revenge for Boss.
明天我就单枪匹马 I'll go to the barracks single-handedly and kill the Master!
冲进刘公公的军营，把他碎尸万段
你没计划怎么能做成大事呢？ Do you have a plan? How can you be so impatient?
上次没有计划也杀了很多人啊 Last time he didn't plan, yet he killed them all.
这次我们人单势孤，怎么跟那十万大军斗？ We can't fight the whole army!
常听你们说 you must know the other anti-government gangs.
有些志同道合之士也反对刘公公
可不可以想办法联络他们呢？ Why didn't you contact and join forces with them?
我打头阵 I'll head the attack.
好，我来做内应 Good! I'll be the internal connection.
过两天，大部分的军队都过河操练 Most of the army will cross the river for a practice 2 days later.
这是杀刘公公的最好机会 This is the best chance to assassinate Master Liu.
在这段时间 you should try contact the other comrades...
你们去联络所有反对刘公公的志士
好 All right!
嗯，我们里应外合，杀他个措手不及 We'll co-ordinate with each other and destroy them.
对，大家分头去准备 - Great! - Let's prepare for the strike.
是 天宝，小心点 - y es! - Tianbao! Take care!
过去 That way!
谁啊？ Who is it?
是我，刚刚撒完尿，没事的 It's me. Just bad a leak.
我们也尿急，一块尿吧 好呀 - I wanna pee. Together? - Okay?
好紧张呀，我也想尿尿 I'm nervous. Makes me wanna pee, too.
正事要紧… Be serious.
刘公公呢？ 在那面 - Where's the Master? - Resting inside.
There are only a few guards. We must not waste the chance.
Right!
怎么会这样？ 天宝呢？ - Why is it like this? - Where's Tianbao?
杀 Kill them!
冲呀 Attack!
来呀，杀一个够本，杀两个有赚 Strike! Come on, kill them!
杀呀 Strike!
打铁佬，我杀了五个，我赚到了 I've killed five of them, Blacksmith.
我死得好惨呀 What a tragic fate I have!
保留实力 Keep your life.
生即是死，死即是生 To live is to die, to die is to live.
天宝，你出卖我们？ Tianbao, did you betray us?
让我多赚一点 I wanna earn more than my life's worth.
打铁的 Brother blacksmith...
是谁出卖我们？ Who'd betrayed us?
打铁的，撑着点 Brother blacksmith, hang on...
是谁出卖我们？ Who'd betrayed us?
天宝？ Tianbao?
走啊 Let's go.
秋雪 Qiushue!
君宝，走啦 Junbao, run!
我还以为他们有三头六臂 I've overestimated their strength!
谁知道是螳臂挡车
不过你这招抛砖引玉让他们自投罗网 But your clever set-up...
的确省了我不少工夫 did save me a lot of troubles.
愿为公公效命 I'm remain loyal to you, Master.
朋友你都可以出卖 If you can betray your best friends...
谁知道日后会不会出卖我呢？ you can also betray me in the future.
公公是我的前途跟希望 Master, my career depends on you.
我怎么会自毁前程呢？ Will I destroy my own career?
天宝，上次你打赢了刀统 Tianbao, I should have promoted you to General last time.
本来应该升你的
但是你只是一个小兵，没立过功 But you were only a soldier.
升你恐怕难以服众 your promotion would cause jealousy among your fellow soldiers.
不过从现在开始 But from now on, you'll be the Royal Lieutenant.
你就是锦衣卫镇抚使
多谢公公 Thank you, Master.
刚刚逃走的那个功夫也挺好 The one who escaped has great martial arts skill.
我们正在用人之际 I'll need the best persons.
如果可以招降就给我招降 Recruit him if you can.
为朝廷出力 Let's all work for his Majesty.
否则，就格杀勿论 Destroy him if you can't.
快点起来，我背你 - Get up. Let me carry you. - Stop pretending.
你不要再出卖我们 you traitor!
让他们都白白牺牲了 you dragged them to death.
找你的好兄弟 Go to your good brother for wealth and poor!
享尽荣华富贵吧
可怜那些兄弟死得好惨 My poor brothers, how you have died!
你还在这喝酒？我打死你 I'll kill you.
不要这样啊 Don't...
其实他是我们当中最惨的一个 He doesn't feel any better than you.
他最信任的兄弟出卖了他 He was betrayed by the one he trusted most.
我们不应该怪他呀 We mustn't blame him.
如果不是你也不会弄成这样 It's all your fault!
你要负全责，我们走 Let's go back!
君宝 Junbao!
好，我一个人把她救出来 I'll go save them by myself.
我知道你会生气 I know you'll be mad at me.
但是我无非是想救你 But I just wanted to save you.
佛笑楼的人全部都是叛党 Those rebels would have met their fate sooner or later.
早晚要死
反正现在最重要的就是 The most important thing is,
你跟我在一起 we'll be together ever after.
我看得起你是因为你也心狠手辣 I thought you're a ruthless person.
没想到连个臭女人都摆不平 I've never realized that you can't even give up a woman.
公公，内人一时冲动，请公公原谅 Master... I was being too impulsive. I beg your forgiveness.
我杀了你这个淫贼 I'll kill you.
董天宝，你出卖我们，你去死呀 you're betrayed us. you should die, too.
你怎么可以收留一个叛党在军营里？ How can you keep a rebel in you barrack?
你这个镇抚使是怎么干的？ Are you a lieutenant?
我之所以会成功，就是因为不需要这些臭女人 I'm successful because I don't need a woman.
不过我没叫你杀了她
公公不喜欢女人 Master doesn't like woman.
我怎么可以为了女人耽误大事？ I mustn't destroy my career for a woman either.
跟我来 But I didn't ask you to kill her.
我有事跟你商量
是公公 Thank you, Master.
君宝，富贵之门已经打开 Junbao, the door of great wealth has been opened for you.
等你走进来 It's awaiting your entry.
这种富贵我不要，放了她 I don't want it. Release her.
你忘记了，这二十几年了 Have you forgotten that we've been together for twenty years?
我们一直都是有福同享，有难同当的 We shared everything among ourselves.
难得有刘公公赏识 Master Liu has agreed to promote us.
我们会有很多机会 We've got lots of opportunities.
一齐打天下，做一番大事业 Let's build our career on these and be a great man.
我已经不认识那个出卖自己兄弟 I don't know you anymore.
用人命来换取自己荣华富贵的天宝 I don't know anyone who betrays his friends for wealth.
嘴硬是没有用的 Just look at the fate of those rebels!
看着那些叛党怎么死就知道啦
他们会死是因为我相信你 They died because I trusted you.
现在我要负起全部责任 I'm responsible for their lives. Release her.
谁要是敢挡我的富贵 Whoever stops me must die!
我就一定要他死
上 是 - Strike! - y es.
我再问你一次 I'll ask you one more.
你肯不肯跟我一齐打天下？ Will you join me?
孤家寡人的已经没有什么好利用了 I'm all by myself. I'm useless to you.
君宝，你不要再逼我啦 Junbao, don't press me.
是你自己逼我们兄弟相残的 you pressed me into this.
君宝，你打不过我的 Junbao, your kung-fu is inferior to mine.
为了死去的兄弟我一定要打 For all of them innocent victims. I'll have to fight you.
小冬瓜我都杀了，再少个兄弟又算得了什么 I've killed Little Melon, too. I am not surprised to hear that.
君宝，看剑 Junbao, I'll strike.
先发制人 I wanna teach you. One more stance. Strike fist to forestall the enemy.
千斤坠 "One-Thousand-Catties Pendant"!
君宝 Junbao!
涂在他的伤口上，药效很强 Put it on his wound. This is very effective.
忍耐一下，会很痛 Persevere. It won't hurt.
他怎么一点反应也没有啊？ Why doesn't he feel anything?
看着啊 How come?
真的没反应诶 He's no feeling at all.
你很痛吧？ Is it painful?
痛呀 Very painful.
忍耐点啊 Hang on!
凌道长，你看他到底怎么了？ What do you think?
可能是受了太大的打击 He's had the hardest blow of his life.
连他最信任的兄弟都出卖了他 He was betrayed by someone he most trusted...
害死那么多人 and so many people were killed because of that.
所以才行为反常啊 This accounts for his abnormal behavior.
那他到底会不会好啊？ Will he be able to recover?
过两、三天可能会好吧 Maybe in a couple of days.
阁下果然高人 you knew that I'd mistrusted Tianbao!
知道我错信了天宝 you're a Sacred Man.
又摇头，又叹气 you shake your head and sign.
佩服… Admirable...
只怕再过两、三年也不见得会好啊 I don't think he can recover in two or three year's time.
佩服… Admirable!
- I didn't betray you. - Junbao...
不是我出卖你们的，不是我出卖你们的 I didn't betray you. I didn't.
你没事了，只是作梦 It's alright! It's just a dream.
不是，是真的… No, it's true. It's all true.
他们全都坐在这啊 They were all sitting here.
高板，打铁的… The Boss, the blacksmith...
喝点酒压压惊 Drink some wine to calm down yourself. Come on.
压惊的？ To calm myself?
我知道我吓着你们了 I know I killed you.
可是我也没有办法控制我自己 But I can't control myself.
对不起… Sorry...
喂，凌道长，行不行啊？ Will this work?
姑且试一试吧 No harm in trying.
你引他说话，让我好下手啊 Make him talk.
君宝 Junbao.
高人 高人？ - Sacred Man. - Sacred Man?
死了 The Sacred Man is dead.
扎一下对你有好处的 是呀，有好处的 - This will do you good. - y eah, it is.
好处我不要了，给你们吧 I don't want any good, you take it.
别扎我呀… Hey, don't go...
扎了几针，干嘛哭成这样啊？ There's no need to cry like this.
我被他扎中哭穴了 No, he punctured my crying nerve point.
你也被他扎中了 you've been punctured too.
你被他扎中笑穴了 It's your laughing nerve point.
全部都是废物 you're a pile of shit.
何琨，你以前是怎么练兵的？ He Kun, how did you train your troops?
简直就是废物练废物 Shitty coach, shitty soldiers!
镇抚使，你又何必要侮辱我呢？ you don't have to insult me.
你这样的练兵方法 The way you coach them... they'll rebel against you someday.
必有死伤，军心难服
适者生存，挺不住的死不足惜 Only the best will survive.
包括你在内 Including yourself.
董天宝，虽然兵权在你手上 Dong Tianbao, although you control the military...
可是你不要忘了是我一手提拔你的 you mustn't forget, I'm the one who gave you your break.
军法不容情 The military law has no room for gratefulness.
何琨，现在不是套交情的时候 He Kun, we have no friendship.
我认为不宜再练，我要去见刘公公 I think we should stop. I'll go see Master Liu.
违抗军令者死 Those who disobey must die.
继续练 Go on practice.
君宝… Junbao.
他上哪去呀？ Where's he?
怪啦，难道会隐形啊？ Strange.
君宝… Junbao.
冷静… Stay cool.
冷什么静啊，看你脸色发青啊 Why? you look awful.
当心你的伤口又裂了 Watch out for your wounds!
我个口没裂啊 I'm okay!
你们也冷静一下吧 you should all stay cool.
出来 Come out.
好痛呀 It hurts...
会痛，就是好啦？ This is a good sign of recovery.
师父 Master!
师父，我好怕呀 Master, I'm afraid...
我不想练武功，我不想打人 I don't want to practice kung-fu, I don't want to fight.
我想吃豆沙饱 I am just a little hungry.
师父，你瘦了，也高了 Master, you've lost weight and grown taller!
添了皱纹，不过还是英明神武 More wrinkles, but still smart and handsome.
君宝… Junbao...
师父，我怕... That's only a log, not your Master.
别打我呀… Don't hit me...
不要踢我 Don't kick me.
- Don't kick me. - Please.
你没事吧？ Are you alright?
没…事 y es!
这样还说没事呀？ 没事 - Does this look okay? - Alright.
看他的样子需要好好休息啊 It's alright, he simply needs a good rest.
麻哩麻哩空，快点睡觉 Go to sleep...
麻哩麻哩空，快点睡觉
这张被被子太小不够盖哦 This sheet is too small.
行不行啊？ Is this okay?
其他不敢说啊，这次如果搞不定的话 If I don't make it this time.
我就自打十下耳光 I'll slap myself ten times.
好好休息，你一定会好的 Rest well and you'll recover.
哎呀，惨了… Gosh! I deserve it...
该打… 12345678...
你曾经帮我恢复信心，我也一定会帮你 you helped me build my confidence once! I'll help you do the same.
再打四下… Ten times more.
大家不要辜负了镇抚使大人 We mustn't let down the Lieutenant.
对我们的期望 是 - He has high hopes on us. - y es.
如果谁操练不力 Whoever doesn't practice hard enough...
就军法处置 will be persecuted by military law.
众将士，听命 是 - Listen, soldiers. - y es.
要练上乘武功 To practice kung-fu, you must have a body hard as steel.
必须将身体练到如钢如铁
不要停，继续操练 Keep on practicing, don't ever stop.
张君宝，你害死好多人 Zhang Junbao, you've caused the deaths of so many people...
该死，该死
打死你，打死你… you deserve to die, too.
打死你呀…打死你 I'll take your life.
你要我的命啊 怎么大清早就发一次疯 - Take my life. - He does this almost every morning.
你们懂不懂呀？ Don't you understand?
你懂啊？可是我听不懂你说什么 you do? I don't understand what you said.
我懂啦 I do.
到了中午又发一次疯啊 He's like this at noon, too.
黄昏还有第三次呢 The third time happens in the evening.
一天疯疯癫癫的三次 Three time a day.
不要叫君宝了，干脆叫三疯吧 Let's call him "Sanfeng" (Thrice crazy) instead.
君宝，吃饭啦 Junbao, time to eat.
你已经三天没吃饭了 you haven't eaten for three days now.
饭是吃的，不是拿来闻的，三疯 you eat your rice, you don't smell them, Sanfeng.
吃呀 Eat!
他还真准时呀，三疯 Punctual as a clock, Sanfeng!
参见刘公公 Master, these are the rebels I arrested.
这是我抓回来的叛党
另外还有征来的税 And the tax I collected.
我要做的事都被你做完了 you've done my job.
向公公学习，一辈子都学不完 I'm just learning from you, Master.
我只是尽量让公公高枕无忧 I simply want you to enjoy your office.
现在各村各省都有大规模的民变 There're rebellions all across the country...
就我这没有 Except my province.
而且税收又丰富 Tax returns are high, too.
所以皇上要召我入京汇报佳绩 His Highness has asked me to report to the Royal Court.
都是因为公公对属下关心 We'll be loyal to you, Master...
所以属下们都以死相报 to return the kindness you bestowed on us.
满朝百官都应该效法 The other officials should learn from you.
干脆你一起跟我入京，你跟他们说 Why don't you join me to the Capital?
多谢公公 Thank you, Master.
不过入京之前 But before that I don't want to hear anymore rebellions...
我不想再听到还有叛党滋事
或是有人对朝廷不满 nor any discontents of the Court.
是，公公 y es, Master.
祝镇抚使大人入京面圣顺利 We wish you the best of luck, Lieutenant.
君宝，这水很脏，不能喝 Junbao, the water is dirty.
要喝喝这个 Drink this.
谢谢你啊 Thank you.
手好脏啊，刚好可以洗洗手 your hands are dirty, wash them.
洗干净啦 They're clean now.
君宝，我跟你说很脏不能喝的嘛 Junbao, I've told you that they're dirty.
你说我很脏啊，那我洗洗 Me dirty? Okay, I'll wash myself.
不是呀君宝，不要，起来 No, Junbao...
让我洗洗嘛 Let me wash.
出来晒晒太阳，呼吸点新鲜空气 The sun and the air will help you.
对你自己有帮助哦
我站这边好了，小心被太阳烤焦 I'll stand over here. The sun will burn me.
不会的啦？ No.
这大地的一草一本都有他自己的生命 Nature has its own life.
这棵树虽然枯了 This tree has withered, but a new life has just begun.
但是另外一个新生命又开始了
你也可以这样啊 you can be that.
大哥… Brother...
什么事呀？ What's the matter?
大嫂刚生啦 Sister-in-law has just given birth.
你赶快回去看看吧 - Go home now. - Really?
好好好，来… Quick...
也不知道该给孩子取个什么名字啊 What shall we call the baby?
你背那么大担柴怎么走啊？ The firewood are surely heavy.
孩子还等着你回去抱呢 your child's waiting for you.
你赶快把柴放下来吧，贪心哪 Put down the firewood, you're greedy.
对啊对啊，快走啦 Right... Quick!
等等我啊 Wait!
放下负担，奔向新生命 Lower your burden, run towards the new life.
是呀，希望他能很快到家 I wish he could be home quickly.
放下负担，奔向新生命 Lower your burden, run towards the new life.
放下负担，奔向新生命… Lower your burden, run towards the new life.
这本气功心法，不是什么武林绝学 This is the book of the "Qi", not a bible of martial arts.
不过在你心情烦乱的时候 When you're confused, it can bring you peace.
可以带给你清静
事无利无过细 This book of the "Qi" is so mild, it doesn't want to kill the enemy,
视前尘如梦境
清静为 but teach you how to make the best use of the chance.
清静为天下福 Stick together.
刚则折，柔恒存 Don't use force. The force will break it.
柔于甚刚强 But if I don't use force, how to break it?
无欲无求 Not to use trick.
淡薄之至 Trick will end it.
终能疾雷过山而不惊 Keep the air to match the universe.
白刃交前而不惧 No desire, no lust.
你到底还有什么招式啊？ What other moves have you devised?
气沉丹田，中正安舒，呼吸要绵绵，深入丹田 No root, no dust, all natural. That's called Tai Chi.
意行气行，意到气到，静中有动，动中有静 Tai Chi?
我没事 I am alright.
只不过有些牵挂放不下 It's just that I still feel a certain responsibility.
过去只是人生的经历 The past forms parts of your experience.
并不是一种负担 It shouldn't become your burden.
君宝，吃饭啦 Junbao, eat.
是啊，你刚刚复原，要多吃一点啊 you've just recovered. you must eat more.
三疯 Sanfeng.
三丰？张三丰？蛮好听的诶？ Sanfeng (Triple richness)? Zhang Sanfeng? Sounds good.
是呀… y es...
忘了过去吧，君宝 Forget the past, Junbao!
他为什么不躺着睡啊？ Why doesn't he sleep in a lying position?
他失眠，所以不能躺着睡 He can't sleep. That's why he doesn't lie down.
不要乱说呀 Cut the crap.
他下面放着块铁嘛 He's put a piece of iron down under.
中正安舒，气沉丹田 Let your breath precipitate.
保持重心，借力用力 Keep your centre of gravity and use other's force to strike your force.
一个球转动就可以把周围的东西弹开 A swirling ball can spin away other objects that hit on it.
但本身很稳定 But the ball stands on itself steady and firm.
你害得我没饭吃啊 I didn't eat because of you.
你 Shit.
动中有静，静中有动 There are always movements even in stillness.
他好像想到什么啦 He seems to have understood something.
无论我多用力打去，都会被水弹回来 No matter how hard I strike the ball, it'll spring back by the water.
遇强则强 The stronger you are, the stronger the opponent.
想不到我连水都打不过 I can't even defeat water!
君宝，你怎么啦？ How are you, Junbao?
你是不是又发疯了 Have you gone crazy again?
不是啊，中正安舒... I know what is natural now.
我好像有点心得啦 Everything is found in the nature.
怎么那么脏啊？他是谁啊？ Who is he?
（刀光剑影不是我门派） "My hands do not have strength and power."
（天空海阔自有我风采） "My heart embraces peace and calm."
（双手一推，非黑也非白） "Resigning myself to adversity. Seeing richness out of void."
（不好也不坏，没有胜又何来败） "Violence be turned to peace. There are always guiding fate."
（没有去，哪有来） "Dynamic or still. Divide or multiple."
（手中无剑心中无尘，才是我胸怀） "Follow fate to go in and out of mortal world. Merciless is mercy."
（随缘而去乘风而来，才是我胸怀） "Dynamic or still. Divide or multiple."
（没有动，哪有静）
（手中无剑心中无尘，才是我胸怀）
（随缘而去乘风而来，才是我胸怀） "Follow heart and not be aggressive. Merciless is mercy."
"Follow fate to go in and out of mortal world. Merciless is mercy"
"Follow heart and not be aggressive. Merciless is mercy."
What is the matter?
跪下 My dear.
Kneel!
张君宝在哪里？有没有同党？ Where's Zhang Junbao? Any accomplice?
谁呀，谁是张君宝？ Who? Which Zhang Junbao?
杀了他老婆 Kill his wife!
老婆 再不说连他女儿也杀了 - Mom... - If kill her, he doesn't confess.
不要啊 - Dad... - No...
不要杀我女儿，冤枉呀 Don't kill my daughter.
杀 - Kill! - Sweetheart!
死狗官，你不得好死 you killer! Damn you.
你还嘴硬 - you killer! - you are cheap!
谁要是敢包庇张君宝 Whoever defends for Zhang Junbao is an enemy of mine.
就是跟我董天宝作对
来人，拉他游街 The end will be like this.
凌道士… Reverend Ling!
什么事呀？ What happened?
董天宝现在势力越来越大 Dong Tianbao is getting more and more powerful.
而且比刘公公还要残忍 He's even more ruthless than Master Liu.
刚刚诬赖粮行老板是叛党，杀他全家呀 He's killed the whole family of the food-store owner.
是呀 He said he's going to kill more people...
他还说如果我不说出君宝在哪
他还要杀更多的人哪 if we didn't inform on your whereabout.
你们要当心呀，我们先走啦 Take care of yourself. We'll go first.
你们也要小心点呀 you, too.
修道之人要避祸慎行 Taoism teaches us to avoid disaster and behave ourselves. Let's go.
我们还是快走吧
修道之人不可以只为自己，要普渡众生 Taoism also teaches us to forget oneself and save other people's lives.
但是现在天道宁沦啊 you should know the importance of nothingness.
我相信上天有好生之德 If you've a heart, it doesn't matter if you must practice none thingess.
为了避免更多的人再受到伤害 To avoid more deaths...
我一定要想办法制止他再作恶 I must stop him.
如果你们有什么不测… If ever something happens to you.
生死有命 It's all predestined!
那我也一块去啊 I will go with you.
凌道长，我看你还是别去啦 Reverend, you'd better stay.
我知道我会连累你们 I know I'll only bring you trouble.
这些符我平常写都不怎么灵啊 These charms usually don't work.
希望这次能够很灵 I hope they'll work this time.
我悟道几十年，还不及你一朝悟道 I've studied Taoism all my life. But you realize its truth all in a blink.
你将来 you'll be the Master of Masters.
一定会成为一代宗师
我还是退休吧 I'd better retire.
恭喜大哥，请到长寿佛 Congratulations. Please.
大哥以后一定能够长命百岁 you'll have a long life and enjoy great wealth.
永享富贵
May God bless you!
你们这些叛党，竟敢冒犯本公 you rebels, how dare you come here?
跑到这来送死？ To meet your fate?
阉贼，你恶贯满盈 This is the end of your life.
就算求到满天神佛也保佑不了你 you can't escape anymore.
杀 Kill him.
上天有好生之德 God is benevolent!
又何必动刀动枪？ Why fight with swords and weapon?
不要杀我… Don't kill me.
上天有好生之德 I just want a favor.
只想请你帮个忙 Get up.
起来
不要乱来 刘公公呀 - Don't get mad. - Be careful of Master Liu.
还不退后？ Step back.
君宝，你变聪明了 Junbao, you've become smarter by taking Master Liu as a hostage.
懂得用刘公公来要胁我
我从小就很聪明 I've been a smart man all my life.
不过我不屑利用这小聪明 I'll never employ such tricks.
你们想怎么样？ What do you want?
我想告诉你 I wanna tell you.
你的所作所为，只有死路一条 you've chosen a way of no return.
从小到大，讲计谋论功夫 you've always been inferior to me,
你全都输我，还被我利用 in terms of conspiracies and martial arts.
你怎么跟我斗？ I've even exploited you once. you're no equivalent to me.
叫他跪下 Tell him to kneel.
跪下呀 Kneel...
还不跪下 Kneel!
你现在跪跪在地上跟我说话 you're kneeling to me now...
你又怎么跟我们斗？ How will you defeat me?
君宝，你不是很喜欢帮助人？ Junbao, didn't you like to help people?
我好不容易才有今天这个局面 I earned my power by paying a lot of efforts.
我不能放弃这一次 I won't give it up.
就当帮我一次忙 Do me a favor.
快点放了刘公公 Release Master Liu.
名利只是过眼云烟 Fame and wealth are only temporary.
这一次我是替天行道 I'm acting for Heaven.
我命由我不由天 I'm my own God.
这是哪门子拳法？ What school of boxing is this?
无根无极，万法自然 Nature is the origin of everything.
太极 Tai Chi!
君宝，我不会输给你 Junbao, I'll never allow myself to be defeated by you.
我永远都不会输给你
你心浮气燥，利欲熏心，怎么能赢？ you're obsessed with lust and desires. How can you win?
千斤坠 "One-Thousand-Catties Pendant!"
you can't balance yourself, how can you attack?
Go down!
借力用力 Use other's force to strike one's force.
上呀…杀了他，上呀 Kill him!
谁都不要动 No one move!
谁动我就杀了谁 I'll kill whoever moves.
上呀，你们为什么不上呀？ Attack! Why don't you attack him?
你也不准动 我不动… - Don't you move, too! - I don't move...
混蛋 you!
为什么不上？想死啊 Master Liu ordered me not to move, it's not my wish.
董天宝，如果我少一根头发 Dong Tianbao, if only I lose a single hair...
我就把你脑袋砍下来 I'll chop your head.
刘公公… 他杀了刘公公 - Master Liu... - He killed the Master.
公公… 公公… - What should we do... - Master Liu...
刘公公已经死了，现在由我作主 Master Liu has died. Now I'm the leader.
你们上呀 上… - Attack! - Go...
他连刘公公都敢杀 He's killed Master Liu.
迟早把你们杀光，你们还帮他？ He'll kill you all sooner or later. Will you still help him?
不要动 Don't move!
退后 Step back.
你众叛亲离，没有人会帮你 Everyone has deserted you now. No one's going to help you.
Help me, are you going to against me?
打死他 you deserve it.
日练夜练，欺上瞒下 you don't ever treat us as human beings.
不把我们当人看 you took us as buddies when you were a soldier.
一升官发财 But you put on air once you were promoted.
打死他… Kill him...
在我临死之前，求你原谅我 Please forgive me before I die.
我错啦 I've wronged you!
君宝，念在我们是多年的兄弟 Junbao, think of the times we spent together...
你可不可以原谅我 Will you forgive me?
从小到大 you always defended me when we were small.
无论我做了什么你都会原谅我的
你不要相信他 Don't trust him.
去死吧 Go to hell.
Okay...
If he dies, what about me?
你们走吧 Let's part here.
你打算去哪里？ Where're you going?
我要带天宝的骨灰回去见师父 I'm bringing Tianbao's ashes to the Master.
我们以后还会不会再见面？ Shall we see each other again?
随缘吧 Our fate will tell.
再会啦，张三丰 Farewell, Zhang Sanfeng.