(KJ公关)
(范思哲)
记得拍摄的钱是客户出的 So remember that the client pays for the shoot,
但是超时的钱是我们出 but we pay for the overtime.
所以无论如何别超时 So whatever you do, don't go over.
但要尽可能让广告精彩 好吗 But make the commercial as good as possible too, right?
是 当然 随便 Yeah. Sure. Whatever.
我有个想法 And I had an idea.
也许我们可以在会议室一起野餐 Maybe we could all have a picnic together in the conference room?
我没空 I can't make it.
-我都没说是什么时候 -我知道 - I didn't tell you when it was. - I know.
拜托 芭芭拉 可能会很有意思的 Come on, Barbara. Could be fun.
我们可以增进彼此的了解 也许让公司的气氛轻松一点 We could get to know each other a little. Maybe loosen things up around here.
我和这些人共事过 Well, I've worked with this lot before,
对 这已经是他们最轻松的样子了 and, yeah, this is as loose as they get.
-你等着瞧 小芭 -别这么叫我 - We'll see about that, Babs. - Oh, no. Don't.
是 一说出口我就后悔了 Yep. I felt that as soon as I said it.
好的 我出去了 All right, I'm headed out.
祝大家今天过得愉快 Everyone have a great day, yeah?
哎 别做任何我不会做的事 Oi, don't do anything I wouldn't do.
她不会做什么事 What wouldn't she do?
足球教练 第三季第二集
本WEB版外挂字幕由 风吹来的那片云 双语合并
早上好 越... Good morning, Viet--
泰德 Ted!
-嘿 看谁来了 嗨 基莉 -嗨 泰德 - Hey, look who's here. Hi, Keeley. - Hello, Ted.
特伦特克里姆 这是真的吗 Trent Crimm. Are you kidding me?
嗨 见到你很高兴 Hey, nice to see you, man.
你知道 在失物认领处 有一个大密封塑料袋 You know, they got a big old Ziploc bag full of your hair ties
装满你的发圈 你应该去一趟 down at the lost and found. You should pop on down,
若你还想要它们 if you still want 'em.
谢谢你 克里姆先生要求 今年跟随本俱乐部 Thank you. Mr. Crimm has requested to follow the club this year.
-他想写关于我们的书 -是吗 - He wants to write a book about us. - Yeah?
我觉得这里有值得写的故事 泰德 I think there's a story here worth telling, Ted.
是 我们都很喜欢这个想法 Yes, and we all love the idea.
但是显然 作为经理 But obviously, as manager,
我们认为应该由你做最终决定 we thought you should have the final decision.
好的 Okay.
老天 你知道的... I mean, geez, you know, like--
不 No.
当然可以 有何不可 你什么时候能开始 Sure, what the heck? Why not? When can you start?
没什么时间比现在更合适 除了11点11分 那是我的许愿时间 No time like the present. Except 11:11. That's my wishing time.
或23点11分 如果我身处军事基地或欧洲迪士尼 Or 23:11, if I'm at a military base or Euro Disney.
是 决定好了 Right, well. Decision made.
很好 特伦特 欢迎 Wonderful. Trent, welcome.
-要命 -不好 - Holy shit. - Uh-oh.
扎瓦要离开尤文图斯 Zava is leaving Juventus.
他们的孩子怎么办 抱歉 我不知道这些名字是什么意思 What about their kids? I'm sorry. I didn't know what any of those things meant.
我以为是希腊神话的人物什么的 I thought it was like Greek mythology or something.
我脑中充满疑问 就来了这句 抱歉 I was just lost. I just went with that. Sorry.
扎瓦是世界级的前锋 他将离开意大利的俱乐部 Zava's a world-class striker who's about to leave his club in Italy.
再见不送了 Cacio later, Pepe.
据说他想来英超联赛踢球 Apparently, he wants to play in the Premier League
因为他老婆煲了《办公室》 所以她想到英国生活 because his wife binged The Office and she wants to live in England.
我觉得你是想说宾夕法尼亚州斯克兰顿 I think you mean Scranton, Pennsylvania, buddy.
不 泰德 是英国版的《办公室》 No, the British Office, Ted.
对 你们在这里拍了前版 That's right. Y'all did a premake over here.
如果我们能招下扎瓦 那就太好了 If we got Zava, that would be amazing.
他会为俱乐部品牌拉来巨大热度 他有九千万粉丝 He would be huge for the club's brand. He's got like 90 million followers.
有次他只是发了个贴 写着“七百万次点赞” One time he just posted the word "7 million likes."
结果获得了一千万次点赞 It got 10 million likes.
对 但他身价极高 而且他不是有点难搞吗 Yes, but he is very expensive. And isn't he supposed to be a bit of a diva?
对 超难搞 非常难搞 Yes, huge diva. Enormous.
他换球队的速度和你换美甲师一样 He goes through teams like you go through manicurists.
那气味让我头晕 我总是过度分享私事 The fumes make me dizzy, and I overshare.
请别写这件事 Please don't print that.
扎瓦在15年间效力过14支球队 Zava has played for 14 teams in 15 years,
只留下一地鸡毛和一堆奖杯 leaving behind nothing but chaos and trophies.
美丽 闪亮的奖杯 Beautiful, shiny trophies.
对 但是 莱斯莉 谁想要应付那么多闹剧啊 Yes, but, Leslie, who wants to deal with all that drama?
显然 任何能出得起钱的人 Apparently, everyone who can afford him.
切尔西 阿森纳 曼联 西汉姆 Chelsea, Arsenal, United, West Ham.
要我说 我们出手吧 I say, let's just go for it.
也许他很难缠 但谁不爱难缠的人 I mean, maybe he's a handful, but who doesn't love a handful?
如果你说的是咸味花生 请便 I mean, if you're talking salted peanuts, yes, please.
如果你说的是彩虹糖 不了 谢谢 If you're talking Skittles though, no, thank you.
你知道 色素会融化 沾满手指 You know, the dye melts, and it gets all over your fingers,
弄得手黏糊糊 makes 'em all sticky.
你可以写这件事 And that, you can print.
-太好了 我们安排一次见面吧 -好 - Wonderful. Let's set up a meeting. - Great.
-我们去把扎瓦拿下 -对 - Let's go and get Zava. - Yes!
-就这么定了 -扎瓦到我碗里来 - We're doing it. - Zava dabba doo!
是 - Yeah.
-走吧 来 -是 - Here we go. Yeah, come on.
真激动啊 This is exciting.
那么 我是否可以假定你打算招募 So, am I to assume that you're going to pursue
一位你其实无法负担得起 且出了名阴晴不定的球员 a notoriously mercurial player you can't really afford simply
只因为你前夫的球队想要他 because the team your ex-husband owns wants him?
不... No, no, no, no, no.
是 Yes.
我喜欢 Love that.
(#我们是里士满)
嘿 来 跟我聊聊 So, hey, come on. Talk to me.
当属于自家基莉街道乐队的老大 是什么感觉 啊 What's it like being the boss of your own Keeley Street Band, huh?
-我觉得一切很顺利 -是吗 - I think it's going really good. - Yeah?
-对 -那就好... - Yeah. - Good, good.
我是希望同事们别那么紧绷绷啦 Well, I do wish that my co-workers would loosen up just a little bit.
-想听我的建议吗 -是 - You want my advice? - Yes.
你们应该一起出去做点什么 Y'all should go out and do something together.
在工作场合外 You know, like outside of work.
-这是个很好的点子 -是... - That's a great idea. - Yeah, yeah.
也许我可以雇个萨满 Maybe I could hire a shaman
我们可以在血月下做死藤水仪式 and we could do a bunch of ayahuasca under a blood moon.
我想的是密室逃脱这种 I was thinking something like an escape room,
但是 嘿 萝卜青菜 对吧 but, hey, Clamato Clamato, right?
-是 谢谢你 泰德 -见到你很开心 - Yeah. Thanks, Ted. - Good to see you. Yeah.
-基莉 -怎么 - Keeley! - Yeah?
艾萨克 嗨 你好吗 Isaac. Hi. You all right?
是 你能帮我找一个鞋子的代言吗 Yeah. Can you help me get a shoe deal?
当然 你想要哪个品牌 I'd love to. Any brand in particular?
不用品牌 只要鞋 一般的就好 No brands. Just shoes, in general. You know.
很好 我会帮你看看的 Great. I'll look into it for you.
-嗨 各位 -基莉 - Hi, guys. - Keeley.
嗨 基莉 Hi, Keeley.
-嗨 杰米 -你好吗 最近可好 - Hi, Jamie. - How you doing? You good, yeah?
是 我很好 你呢 Yeah, I'm all right. You?
是...不...错啦 对...健身房 Yeah, yeah. Not bad. Yeah, yeah. Gym.
-刚去了健身房 所以 对 不错 -那就好 - Just went to the gym. So, yeah. Good. - Good.
很高兴你不错 回头见 Glad you're good. I'll see you later.
-是 -是 拜拜 - Yeah. - Yeah. Bye.
-哥们 -怎么了 兄弟 - Bruv. - What's up, man?
基莉和罗伊分手了 Keeley and Roy have broken up.
什么 谁告诉你的 What? Who told you that?
你该问的不是“谁” 哥们 而是“什么” 身势学 It's not "who," bruv. It's "what." Kinesics.
身体语言的研究 你看看他们就知道 Study of body language. Just look at 'em.
没有眼神接触 基莉抱着双臂 No eye contact, Keeley's crossed arms.
罗伊的屁股收紧 这是科学 Roy's clenched arse. It's science.
-你有什么事 -你和基莉分手了 - What do you want? - You and Keeley break up?
-谁告诉你的 -没有谁 - Who told you that? - No one.
我运用了身体科学 I use body science.
怎么 是真的吗 Why? Is it true?
这是什么表情 What's that fucking face?
这叫同情 你这个老混蛋 It's called empathy, you dusty, old fart.
听着 作为一个曾被基莉甩掉的人 我懂 Look, as someone who's been dumped by Keeley, I get it.
-她没有甩掉我 -你甩了她 为什么 - She didn't dump me. - You dumped her? Why?
我不想聊这个 你为什么进来 I don't want to talk about it. Why'd you come in here?
让我猜猜 Let me guess.
你想知道能不能约她 对吧 You want to know if it's okay to ask her out, right?
不 我只是...我只想看看你好不好 哥们 No, I was just-- I was just seeing if you were okay, man.
混蛋 Dickhead.
-你在做什么 -我想拥抱你 - What the fuck you doing? - I was gonna hug you.
-你上前的速度太快 -老天 抱歉 - Well, you came at me too fast. - Jesus, sorry.
我忘了老人因为战争的缘故都一惊一乍的 I forget how skittish elderly people could be 'cause of the war.
来吧 兄弟 我只是想安抚你 Come on, man. I was just trying to comfort you.
我不想要安抚 Well, I don't want comfort.
我说了 我不想聊这个 And I told you, I don't want to talk about it.
所以你一个字都别说 懂了吗 So don't you say a fucking word. Do you hear me?
行 我不会的 Fine, I won't.
你也一个字都别说 威廉 And don't you say a fucking word about it either, William.
不...我不会的 No, no, I won't.
我其实自己也刚经历分手 I actually just went through a bit of a breakup myself,
所以我能理解 so I can somewhat relate.
嘿 也许我们应该找个时间一起出去 Hey, maybe we should all go out sometime.
我们三人 你懂的 喝点酒 啤酒啊 烈酒什么的 Us three. You know, get a couple drinks, couple pints, couple shots.
鱼缸鸡尾酒 钻石王老五俱乐部 Fishbowls. Single guys club.
我也可以就一个字也不说 Or I can just not say a fucking word.
不 我明白 我非常明白 No, I hear you. I hear you loud and clear.
你会梦游 Well, you are a sleepwalker.
我不知道还能怎么说 就这样 I don't know what else to tell you. Period.
(倒转金字塔)
嘿 教练 Hey, Coach.
你在做什么 What are you doing?
只是看一看你总是在读的 Just taking a peek at one of these soccer strategy books
这些足球战术书 you always got your nose in.
(#我们是里士满)
你觉得怎么样 What do you think?
鉴于我连目录都看不明白 Well, given the struggles I've already had with the table of contents,
我觉得对我而言最好还是 I think I might be best served to wait
等这本书的电影版上映 until this son of a gun comes out as a movie.
嘿 我有两个问题 Hey, let me ask you a couple questions.
一 你觉得我们签下扎瓦如何 One, what would you think if we sign Zava?
这是好的意思吧 That's good, right?
-扎瓦 是 -好的 - Zava? Yeah. - Okay.
第二个问题 扎瓦是谁 Second question. Who is Zava?
他是在世的传奇 你知道扎瓦是谁的 He's a living legend. You know who Zava is.
恕不苟同 克劳迪亚希弗 Beg to differ, Claudia Schiffer.
(坚信胜利)
(素食狗见义勇为)
你为什么要给我看素食狗见义勇为 Now why you got me watching the Veggie Dog Vigilante here?
嘿 Hey.
不是吧 No way.
因为那是扎瓦 Because that's Zava.
那是扎瓦 That's Zava?
要命 我不知道这人踢足球 Well, shoot. I didn't know this fella played football.
嘿 我这次脱口而出 没有在足球前加“英式” Hey, I said football without even thinking about it.
天 那本书还真有用 Boy, that book really works.
11点11分 许个愿 11:11. Make a wish.
-你许了什么愿 说嘛 教练 -我不能告诉你 - What'd you wish for? Come on, Coach. - I can't tell you that.
我只是不希望我们的愿望互相抵消 I just don't want our wishes to cancel each other out.
-并没有那回事 -闭嘴 - That's not how it works. - Shut the fuck up.
-收回这句话 -不好 又有什么情况 - Take it back. - Uh-oh, now what?
收回这句话 Take it back.
我不能收回已经发生的事 I can't take back things that's already happened.
嘿...两位 怎么了 Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Fellas, what's wrong?
教练 我们听到一个令人沮丧的传闻 Coach, we just heard the most upsetting rumor.
好 是关于我们招扎瓦入会吗 Okay, is this about us getting Zava?
-什么 -扎瓦要来我们队 - What? - We're getting Zava?
(相信)
我30秒前刚许了这个愿 I just wished for that 30 seconds ago.
等等 不 别急 Wait, no.
等一等 好吗 Hold on a second, okay?
如果你们说的不是扎瓦 那是为了什么沮丧 If y'all weren't talking about Zava, what were you so upset about?
是因为特伦特克里姆在写关于我们的书 Is it 'cause Trent Crimm's writing a book about us?
什么 What?
等等 特伦特克里姆在写 关于扎瓦加入我们的书 Wait, Trent Crimm's writing a book about Zava joining our team?
不...他只是来这里写关于球队的书 No, no. He's just coming here to write a book about the team.
扎瓦在写关于我们的书 Zava's writing a book about us?
不 特伦特克里姆 No, Trent Crimm.
为什么扎瓦要写关于特伦特克里姆的书 Why would Zava write a book about Trent Crimm?
嘿...停下来 好了 先别吵 Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey! Stop! Okay, hold on a second.
如果你们不知道扎瓦的事 这事未必一定会发生啊 If y'all didn't know about Zava, which may or may not happen,
而你们也不知道特伦特克里姆的事 这事已经发生了 and y'all didn't know about Trent Crimm, which is happening,
那你们刚才在争吵什么 then what were you so worked up about?
罗伊和基莉分手了 Roy and Keeley broke up.
教练 Coach.
抱歉 不 我没事 Sorry, no, I'm okay.
刚才有点头晕眼花 是 谢谢 Got a little light-headed there. Yeah, thank you.
这是在干什么 Fuck's going on?
塔特 Tartt!
嘿...我什么都没说 Hey, hey, hey, hey. I didn't say anything.
我要杀了你 I will fucking kill you.
不 我来的时候 他们在聊扎瓦加入我们的事 No, I came in, and they was talking about us getting Zava.
什么 扎瓦要加入我们 What? We're getting Zava?
罗伊 你想聊一聊吗 Roy, do you want to talk about it?
不 我不聊我和基莉的事 No, I'm not talking about me and Keeley.
不 我是说扎瓦 你想聊聊吗 No, I meant Zava. Do you want to talk about it?
当然 他是疯子 但他会帮我们赢得比赛 Sure, he's nuts, but he'll help us win games.
其实刚才那次我是在问你和基莉的事 That time I was actually talking about you and Keeley.
-逗我呢 -嘿 威尔 过来一下 - Fuck's sake. - Hey, Will, come here a sec.
-是 我在这呢 -嘿 - Yeah, I'm here. - Hey.
我需要你去我的公寓 在我的桌子上 I need you to run to my apartment, go into my desk,
找到我的CD 名字是 “泰德的分手歌曲合集” 好吗 and grab my CD called "Ted's breakup mix." Okay?
-好的 CD是什么 -好吧 - Got it. What's a CD? - Okay.
-老天 -我去 - Oh, boy. - On it.
嘿 教练 你需要我的钥匙 Hey, Coach, you gonna need my keys.
-我有一套 -对 - I got a set. - Right.
-谢谢 不用麻烦了 -好的 - Thanks. Don't worry about it. - Okay.
嘿 罗伊 我们就在你身边 好吗 Hey, Roy, look, we're here for you. Okay?
大家都被有被甩的经历 对吧 We've all been dumped before, right, fellas?
不是她甩了我 我和她分手了 She didn't dump me. I broke up with her.
什么 What?
今天还能再糟糕一点吗 This day couldn't get any worse.
这里是更衣室 小伙子们好 And this is the locker room. Hello, boys.
-我想你们都认识特伦特克里姆 -各位好 - I believe you all know Trent Crimm. - Gentlemen.
这混蛋来这做什么 The fuck is this prick doing here?
特伦特在写关于我们这一赛季的书 Trent's writing a book about our season,
所以大家要用开放的态度和心灵欢迎他 so let's welcome him with open arms and open minds.
没问题 对 Absolutely. Yes.
喂 听好了 Oi! Listen up!
在这个混蛋身边谁都不许多说一个字 No one says a fucking word around this prick
除非他们想被我的脑门撞穿颅骨 unless they want my forehead through their fucking skull!
别担心 Don't worry.
好的 Okay, well...
细节我们晚点再定 we'll work out the specifics later.
但在那之前 欢迎你 特伦特 But until then, welcome, Trent.
我是说 滚开 特伦特克里姆 I mean, fuck off, Trent Crimm.
(泰德:刚听到消息 由你来告诉我时间)
(由你来告诉我地点 因为我已经知道原因)
停 谢谢大家 继续 And cut! Thank you, folks. Moving on.
好的 现在小羊喝下一瓶咖啡酒 然后 Okay. Now the lamb chugs a Cafka mini and poof,
突然化身为一头性感狮子 turns into a smoking hot lion.
很好 但我们不能真的 让小羊喝咖啡酒 对吧 Great, but we can't actually make the lamb drink the Cafka mini, right?
-当然不行 -是 那就好 - No, of course not. - Okay, good.
实验室的人说小羊不能喝那个 We were told by the people in the lab, the lamb cannot drink it.
对 它会原地死去 Yeah, no, it will die instantly.
因为酶什么的 Something about enzymes.
我完全理解 I totally get it.
-我觉得她不理解 -对 我觉得她不理解 - I just don't think she does. - No. I don't think she got it.
该死的基莉琼斯 Keeley fucking Jones.
该死的珊迪费恩 Shandy fucking Fine?
我的天 我不知道你在做这个 Oh, my God! I didn't know you were doing this.
我不知道你有盖过屁股的短裙 I didn't know you owned a skirt that covered your whole arse.
喂 你借过许多条 但一条都没还给我 Oi, you borrowed and never returned many of those skirts.
我以后也不会还了 And I never will.
和你 姐妹们一起住的好处之一 One of the perks of living with you and the girls.
-姐妹们 她们怎么样 克洛伊呢 -和足球球员结婚了 - The girls! How are they? How's Chloe? - Married a footballer.
-艾玛呢 -和足球球员结婚了 - And Emma? - Married a footballer.
那你呢 And what about you?
和足球球员结婚了 和足球球员离婚了 Married a footballer, divorced a footballer.
现在我回来做这个了 And now I'm back here doing this.
但别光说我 我在《名利场》看到你了 But enough about me. I saw you in Vanity Fair.
衣冠整齐 我哭了 Fully clothed. And I cried.
我真为你自豪 宝贝 我们都是 I'm so proud of you, babe. We all are.
为我自豪 为什么 Proud of me? Why?
因为你靠自己熬出头了 'Cause you made it out all by yourself.
是什么气味 What is that smell?
抱歉 羊粪便 Apologies, lamb droppings
是自然界最不悦人的气味之一 are one of nature's most unpleasant aromas.
还好科莱丽丝已经超过30天大了 Just be grateful Clarice here is over 30 days old.
一周前 它的粪便看起来像酸黄的牙膏 A week ago, her poop looked like sour, yellow toothpaste.
不...别扫 No, no. Don't try and sweep it.
你得像寿司一样捡起来 否则会抹开 No, you gotta pick it up like sushi or it'll smear.
我曾和足球球员结婚 I was married to a footballer.
没错 谢谢 亲爱的 That's it. Cheers, babe.
-嗨 基莉 -是 - Hey, Keeley. - Yes?
吉米和我觉得夜店感觉太空旷 Jimmy and I think the club feels too empty.
对 应该感觉到处是人才对 Yeah, it should feel totally packed.
我们能再请100个龙套演员吗 I mean, can we get maybe another 100 extras?
现在 100个 A hundred more, right now?
对 Yeah.
你可以在后期加个频闪效果 You could just add a strobe effect to the post
让人们在镜头前走来走去 and let people cross close to camera.
那样感觉会像有很多人 It'll feel really packed,
你也不用额外花钱 and you won't have to spend any more money.
-我喜欢这点子 -就这么做 - I love that. - Let's do that.
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
看看你 简直是在掌管拍摄 Look at you. Basically running the shoot.
也许有天我能像你一样熬出头 Maybe one day I'll make it out like you did.
是 Yeah.
(西汉姆想纳扎瓦于旗下)
你好 母亲 Hello, Mother.
天啊 亲爱的 听到你的声音真高兴 Oh, my God, darling, I'm so pleased to hear your voice.
我昨晚梦见你被杀害了 I dreamt last night that you'd been murdered.
不 我人还在 No, still here.
等等 你为什么在酒店房间 Wait, why are you in a hotel room?
你不是要去什么三天 I thought you were meant to be on some three-day,
灵修养生营吗 spiritual camping retreat.
是的 但我不会在那里过夜 I am. I'm not sleeping out there.
太多星星了 Far too many stars.
我总觉得它们都在看我 I keep thinking they're all staring at me, you know.
不 但你听我说 我有激动人心的消息 No, but listen. I've got some exciting news for you.
那天我和蒂什聊了聊 I spoke to Tish the other day,
她同意考虑和你见面 and she's agreed to consider meeting with you.
天啊 你的通灵师当真同意 Wow! Your psychic has actually agreed
让我付大价钱和她说话啊 美梦成真 to let me pay her a lot of money to speak with her? Amazing.
不 她只是在考虑 Well, no. She's considering it.
但我认为你见见蒂什再好不过了 But I think you meeting with Tish would be perfect because,
因为你急需一些母性的指引 well, you know, you are in desperate need of some maternal guidance.
稍等 Just a minute.
外面有群人在聚集进行尖叫治疗 There's a group of people gathering outside for scream therapy,
这是我最爱的活动 which is my favorite bit.
我得挂了 因为我不能用嗓音 So I'd better go now because I mustn't use my voice.
-拜拜 小香肠 -是你打给我的 - Bye-bye, sausage. - But you called me.
关于见扎瓦 我有新消息 I have an update on the meeting with Zava.
太好了 Great.
-扎瓦不想见我们 -什么 为什么 - Zava doesn't want to meet with us. - What? Why not?
他的人说 His people said,
“这是浪费我们的时间 丢他的脸” "It would be a waste of time for us and an embarrassment for him."
也没必要这么残酷地回应吧 That feels like an unnecessarily cruel response.
但是好消息是扎瓦要和切尔西签约 But, good news, Zava is signing with Chelsea.
为什么那是好消息 Why is that good news?
因为他不会和西汉姆签约 Because he's not signing with West Ham.
他直接说了:“我不会和西汉姆签约” He came right out and said, "I will not sign with West Ham."
该死的 那只会让鲁伯特更想要他 Shit. That's only going to make Rupert want him more.
鲁伯特没有办法 There's nothing Rupert can do.
太好了 现在被你咒了 Great. Now you've jinxed it.
-但我觉... -不 太晚了 诅咒了 - But I thi-- - No, it's too late. Jinxed it.
-但我觉得... -木已成舟 - But I do think that-- - It's done.
很好 Well done.
下午好 Afternoon.
嗨 Hi.
杰米 Jamie.
不... No. No.
今天状态不错啊 Looking good out there today.
酷 Cool.
多谢你和我共用办公室 Thanks for sharing your office with me.
即使这是泰德的主意 Even if it was Ted's idea.
(对不起)
(罗伊亲启)
(海里的鱼多的是 听懂梗了吗 亲亲 莱萨)
那么 里士满对切尔西 So, Richmond against Chelsea?
这会是你退役后第一次回到那里 对吗 That will be your first time back there since you retired. Right?
对 Right.
抱歉 Sorry.
是我的出版商 我很快 Yeah, it's my publisher. I'll be quick.
嘿 是...不...我在了 Hey. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no. Well, I'm here now.
事实上 很顺利 It's going very well, actually.
我刚安顿下来 I'm just getting settled in.
是的 大家都很... Yes. Everyone's been...
热情 very welcoming.
对 我也听到了那个噪音 Yeah. No, I can hear that noise too.
我不确定是我...是我这边还是你那边 I'm not sure if that's my-- Is that me or you?
这样好了 稍等一下 Do you know what? Bear with me. One moment.
我去外面说 I'll take this outside.
-是吗 -是 - Is this right? - It is.
是 你的公司信用卡到了 Yes. Your company credit card arrived.
太好了 谢谢 Awesome. Thank you.
-别用它 -好的 - Do not use it. - Okay.
芭芭拉 这位是珊迪 Barbara, I would love for you to meet Shandy.
-嗨 -你好 嗨 - Hi. - Hello. Hi.
她是KJ公关的最新成员 She's the newest member of KJPR.
她的职位是什么 What position has she been hired for?
她将会担任顾问 She will be consulting
负责提供联属管理 for affiliate management
和... and...
-客户关系咨询 -对 - client relationships. - Yeah.
好的 Okay.
请坐 珊迪 是珊迪吧 Would you have a seat, Shandy? Shandy, is it?
-是 抱歉 -那么 当我... - Yeah. Sorry. - So, when I p--
对 放进去 把糖放进去 Yeah, just put it in there. Put the sweet in there.
我想知道你在这些领域有哪些经验 Well, I'd love to know what experience you have in these areas.
在关系方面 经验太多了 In relationships, tons.
其他的方面没什么经验 The rest of it, not much.
你在哪里读的大学 And where did you go to university?
-我没读大学 -没读 - I didn't go university. - Didn't go?
-对 -好的 - No. - Okay.
你上一份工作是什么 And what were you doing right before this?
我是模特 I was modeling.
是 好的 谢谢 珊迪 Yeah. Okay, thanks, Shandy.
好的 我懂了 All right. I think I've got it.
所以你请了一位没有经验的前模特 So you've hired a former model with no previous experience,
也没有接受高等教育 来做一份不存在的工作 真不错 no higher education for a job that doesn't exist. Lovely.
欢迎加入团队 珊迪 Well, welcome to the team, Shandy.
真抱歉 我会处理的 I'm so sorry. I'll handle this.
芭芭拉 我需要和你聊一聊 Barbara, I need a minute to talk with you.
你刚才对待珊迪的方式非常无礼 很伤人 The way you just treated Shandy was incredibly rude. It was hurtful.
-什么 -你这里的雪花玻璃球真够多的 - What? - That is a massive amount of snow globes.
是的 我收集它们 Yeah. I collect them.
你知道 公司派遣我从一家公司到另一家 Well, you know, the firm sends me from company to company,
对 我每去一个地方就买一个雪花玻璃球 and, yeah, wherever I go, I just buy a snow globe.
其实挺傻的 It's a little bit silly, really.
不 我觉得很可爱 No, I think it's incredibly charming.
你不能那样对人说话 在这里不行 You cannot speak to people like that. Not here.
我知道珊迪是我的朋友 而你是对的 I know Shandy's my friend, and you're right.
她没有经验 但她很聪明 她很上进 我相信她 She does not have the experience. But she is smart. She's eager. I believe in her.
就像公司一定相信你 Like the firm must believe in you
才会派你到世界各地的 这些好地方 对吧 to send you all over the world to all those lovely places, right?
(荷兰 阿姆斯特丹)
也许你和我能感受一下 相信别人是多么美好的事 Maybe you and I can see how good it feels to believe in someone else.
我们一起 好吗 Together. Yeah?
客户关系协调员 Client relations coordinator.
那是她的职衔 That's her title.
很好 对 以免你没意识到 Good. Yes. Just in case you hadn't realized,
刚才我告诉你的那个头衔完全是我瞎编的 I totally made up that one I told you before.
你好 嗨 Hello. Hi.
-罗伊 -不 - Roy. - No.
我理解你对我在这里有意见 I understand your hesitation having me here.
你保护球队的心切 我也非常佩服他们对你如此尊重 You're protective of the team, and I admire how much they respect you.
在事业第二春获得这样的充实并不容易 It's not easy getting such fulfillment from a second career.
我都不确定我的事业第一春有过这样 I'm not sure I even got it from my first.
也许你可以给我一个机会 Maybe you could just give me a chance.
滚开 Fuck off.
天 好吧 Wow, okay.
新的赛季拉开帷幕 处处充满希望 A new season begins and hope springs eternal,
(切尔西足球俱乐部)
也许除了AFC里士满没有 except perhaps for AFC Richmond.
(伴伴)
他们在缺席一年后回到英超联赛 They return to the Premier League after a one-year absence
(伦敦之光)
但是被一致认为不会长留 but are widely expected to have a rather short stay.
更糟糕的是他们的征途 要从这里开始 即斯坦福桥球场 Worse yet, their campaign begins here at Stamford Bridge,
势不可挡的切尔西足球俱乐部主场 the home of the formidable Chelsea Football Club.
晋级至英超 To be promoted to the Premier League
就像是从政府补贴房 升级为豪华顶层公寓 阿尔洛 is like going from a council estate to the penthouse, Arlo.
里士满应该且行且珍惜 Richmond should enjoy it while it lasts.
先生们 欢迎回到英超联赛 Gentlemen, welcome back to the Premier League.
回到我们的归属 哔哔 Back where we belong. Pip pip.
感觉我们从未离开 Feels like we never left.
给 两位 Here you go, lads.
梅 我点了鱼和薯条 Mae. I got the fish and chips.
我点了汉堡 I had the burger.
回来真好 It's good to be back.
工作如何 你的朋友怎么样 How's work? How's your friend doing?
珊迪 她很出色 Shandy? Yeah, she's doing great.
-很好 -是 - Good. - Yeah.
(珊迪:我们明天带含羞草酒上班吧)
(用那张公司卡)
她的想法天马行空 She's just full of ideas.
-不好意思 让一让 -不好 - Excuse me. Excuse me. - Uh-oh.
-谢谢 抱歉 借过 -有消息吗 - Thank you. Sorry. Excuse me. - Any news?
扎瓦和切尔西基本上已成定局 Zava and Chelsea are pretty much a done deal.
我收到非常可靠来源的确认 I have the confirmation of that from a very reliable source.
什么来源 What source?
我妻子的朋友认识一位经纪 A friend of my wife knows an agent
他的按摩师兼职当私家飞机的乘务员 whose masseuse moonlights as an airline steward on private jets.
她今天没上班 Now, she wasn't working today,
但是她的同事会读唇语 but her coworker who can read lips,
他看到扎瓦说话时 嘴唇多次摆出“切尔西”的形状 he saw Zava mouth the word "Chelsea" a lot.
-天 真希望我会读唇语 -对 - God, I wish I could read lips. - Yeah.
好的 有人见到鲁伯特了吗 有他的踪影吗 Okay. Has anyone seen Rupert? Is there any sign of him?
不 瑞贝卡 他不在这里 就算他在 也什么都做不了 No, Rebecca. He's not here. And even if he was, there's nothing he can do.
真棒啊 再次诅咒 Great. Jinxed it again.
去你的 老混蛋 Fuck you, you old geezer.
-你好 罗伊 欢迎回来 -哥们 你好吗 - Hello, Roy. Welcome back. - How you doing, mate?
我听说了 Heard the news.
是我和她分手的 I broke up with her.
为什么 你们是天生一对啊 Why? I mean, you guys were perfect together.
该死的布鲁斯 Fuckin' Bruce.
哎 是罗伊肯特 Oi, that's Roy Kent.
-罗伊 -罗伊肯特 - Roy! - Roy Kent!
我们爱你 罗伊 We love you, Roy!
他在这 他在那 他无处不在 He's here, he's there, he's every fucking where,
罗伊肯特... Roy Kent! Roy Kent!
他在这 他在那 他无处不在 He's here, he's there, he's every fucking where,
罗伊肯特...他在这... Roy Kent, Roy Kent! He's here...
(世上再无罗伊)
这真是个动人时刻 Now that's a lovely moment.
切尔西球迷让前队长罗伊肯特知道 Chelsea fans letting their former captain, Roy Kent,
他们对他仍有的感情 know how they still feel about him.
罗伊肯特... Roy Kent, Roy Kent!
他在这 他在那 他无处不在 He's here, he's there, he's every fucking where,
罗伊肯特... Roy Kent, Roy Kent...
-谢谢 -天啊 那是扎瓦吗 - Thank you. - Oh, my gosh. Is that Zava?
他在那里 There he is.
看 是扎瓦 Look, it's Zava.
扎瓦... Zava! Zava! Zava!
伟大的扎瓦出场 And the great Zava makes his appearance.
他今天会和切尔西签约吗 你听到了什么 克里斯 Will he be signing for Chelsea today? What are you hearing, Chris?
各种各样的 观众 你的声音 All sorts of things. The crowd, your voice,
(切尔西足球俱乐部)
微弱耳鸣 因为我之前撞了头 a slight ringing because I bumped my head earlier.
(自1905年 伦敦之光)
该... Holy--
-杰米 -什么 - Jamie. - What?
是扎瓦 It's Zava.
-那又怎样 -我的心砰砰跳 - So what, man? - My heart is racing.
我从没为在某人面前踢球感到这么紧张 I haven't been this nervous to play in front of someone
在我为毒枭矮子的青年球队踢球之后 since I was in El Chapo's youth league.
别烦我 哥们 Move, man.
天啊 我不敢相信 Oh, my God. I cannot believe it.
(切尔西 AFC里士满)
天啊 我们和扎瓦在同一座城市 Wow, we're in the same city as Zava.
感谢老天我们精心打扮了 Thank God we dressed up.
(不要憎恨)
球员们各就各位了 等待裁判吹哨 The players are in position, awaiting the referee's whistle.
开始了 又一个赛季到来 And we're off. Another season begins.
莱斯莉 你能不能控制一下自己 Leslie, will you pull yourself together?
休斯想传给托德 但切尔西拦截了 Hughes tries for Todd, but Chelsea intercepts.
灰狗们的处境堪忧 The Greyhounds are in massive jeopardy now.
很有创意 看这速度 高压足球 Some invention. Look at that pace. High-pressure football.
-切尔西得分 -该死 - And Chelsea on the board... - Fuck!
-漂亮的反击 -糟糕 - ...with beautiful counterattack... - Shit.
里士满艰难应战 ...against a reeling Richmond.
不 No!
令人崩溃 Absolutely devastating.
把这些帽子摘了 它们会带来霉运 Take off those fucking hats. They're bad luck.
老样子 Same old shit.
-裁判吹哨了 -没事 - The ref blows his whistle... - It's all right.
上半场结束比分是切尔西1对里士满零 ...for the conclusion of the first half, and it's Chelsea 1, Richmond nil.
(中场休息 希福斯 46分)
不得不夸赞里士满 竟然撑了这么久 阿尔洛 You have to give Richmond credit for hanging on as long as they did, Arlo.
-真美 -对 - That's beautiful. - Yeah.
又发生了什么 What now?
可能被我诅咒成真了 I might've jinxed it.
我就知道 I knew it.
你能不能去尽可能地了解情况 Would you please go and find out as much as you can
通过你那位唇语专家兼按摩师的广博人脉 from your vast network of lip-reading massage therapists?
好的 不好意思... Okay. Pardon me. Excuse me.
借过 不好意思 Excuse me. Pardon me.
-鲁伯特会拿下扎瓦 -你并不知道啊 - Rupert's gonna land Zava. - You don't know that.
几年前 我在那个私家俱乐部当酒保时 Years ago, when I was bartending in that private club,
鲁伯特和他当时的妻子来到酒吧 Rupert and his then wife came into the bar.
他是派对的焦点 He was the life and soul of the party.
请大家喝了好几轮 谈天说笑 魅力无限说的就是他 Buying rounds of drinks for everyone, telling stories. Just charm personified.
他给我一笔大额小费 然后大约一周后 And he left me a massive tip. And then about a week later,
他回来了 没带妻子 约我出去 he came back without his wife and asked me out.
-我当然拒绝了 然后他离开了 -真是个混蛋 - I, of course, said no. Then he left. - What a dick.
但第二天晚上他回来了 然后第三天 第四天也是 But then he came back the next night and the next night and the next.
他会坐在吧台旁 And he would just sit at the bar
喝着酒和我聊天 直到打烊 with a drink and chatted to me until close.
他说:“你是否和我交往都无所谓 And he just said, "It doesn't matter if you ever go out with me.
光是在这里 能够了解你就已经值了” It's just worth it being here to get to know you."
很难说这是纠缠还是浪漫 It's a fine line between stalking and romance.
在那之后大约六周 他又约我出去 And after about six weeks of that, he asked me out again.
我想也没想就答应了 And I said yes without any hesitation.
因为在那时 Because by that point...
我只觉得自己很幸运 因为他想要我 I just felt so lucky because he wanted me.
他让我感觉特别 感觉被选中 He made me feel special. Chosen.
他让我有那样的感觉 He made me feel like that.
嘿 各位 听我说 Hey, fellas. Listen up.
我们只要进一个球就追平了 对吧 We get one goal, we're right back in this thing, yeah?
但现在我们完全没有攻击性 But right now, we are being so unoffensive,
简直像霍马克圣诞电影一样平和 懂我的意思吧 we might as well be a Hallmark Christmas movie, you know what I'm saying?
-什么 -那是什么 - What? - What's that?
教练 上半场我们有多少次射门 I mean, Coach, how many shots on goal we have that half?
-一个 -对 我也是这么想 - One. - Yeah, that's what I thought.
那一个都不是故意的 对吧 丹尼 And that one was pretty much a mistake. Am I correct, Dani?
对 球在我脸上反弹出去 但我的脸差点得分了 Yes, it bounced off my face. But my face almost scored.
是 差一点 Yes, it was close.
-教练 -是 杰米 - Coach. - Yeah, Jamie.
-有个想法 -说吧 - One idea. - What you got?
是 每次他们过了中线就... Right, so every time they're going past the halfway line, they're just--
特伦特 等等 Trent, hold on a second.
罗伊 能跟你说句话吗 Roy, can I speak with you?
哎 霍马克圣诞电影是什么 Oi, what the fuck's a Hallmark Christmas movie?
嘿 听着 我不知道 你和特伦特有什么“过节” Hey, look, man, I don't know what your beef is with Trent,
但我需要你放下“过节” 重新开工 but I'm gonna need you to order off the vegan menu right now and squash it.
因为你的自尊心即将毁掉 'Cause your ego's about to sabotage
比傻足球赛更多的东西 a whole lot more than a silly football match.
明白吗 You feel me?
谢谢 Thank you.
霍马克圣诞电影是讲述 And Hallmark Christmas movies are films that feature women
大城市女性与青梅竹马堕入爱河的电影 from the big city falling in love with their childhood crushes.
通常是某个圣诞树种植场的老板 It's usually some fella that owns a Christmas tree farm.
有时也是圣诞老人或王子 Sometimes he's also Santa Claus or a prince.
虽然很烂 但很好看 They suck, but they're great.
但主要还是烂 But they also mostly suck.
但也很好看 But they're also kinda great.
不开声音的话很不错 They're good with the sound off.
快去解决这问题吧 谢谢你 Now go fix this, please.
克里姆 Crimm!
其实挺好笑的 It's actually quite funny
他对其他人叫嚷的样子 对吧 when he yells at other people, innit?
拿着 Hold this.
“新来的罗伊肯特被吹嘘过度 空有天才之名 "Newcomer Roy Kent is an overhyped, so-called prodigy
他无法控制脾气 天分不过了了 whose unbridled rage and mediocre talent
他在英超联赛的首秀令人无比失望” rendered his Premier League debut a profound disappointment."
知道是谁写的吗 Do you know who wrote that?
我当时17岁 I was 17 years old.
这让我崩溃了 This fucking wrecked me.
我当时觉得自己文笔犀利 I thought I was being edgy.
我只是想在业内建立口碑 I was just trying to make a name for myself.
而我做的只是 寻找他人身上最糟糕的点 对不起 All I really did was look for the worst in people. I'm sorry.
没关系 It's all right.
给我 Give me that.
其实很有意思 You know, it's funny.
-我们那时有很多共同点 -是吗 - We had a lot in common back then. - We did?
我们都认为对方的专业水平很烂 We both thought one another sucked shit at their job.
瞧瞧今日的我们 And now look at us.
-去吧 -是 - Go. - Yeah.
喂 Oi.
你们可以在这混蛋身边说话了 You can talk around this prick now.
喂 等等 哟...杰米 你刚才说什么 Oi. Hold on, yo, yo, Jamie. What were you saying?
对 听着 我说的是每次我们过中线 Yeah, man. Listen. What I'm saying is, every time we go past halfway,
他们就会堵住传球线 对吧 they're just blocking up the passing lanes, you get that?
是...没错 他们并不会盯人防守 Yes, yes. That's right. They're not marking us.
所以就一直带球过人 直到被挡 So just keep dribbling until they stop you.
没错 我们全力以赴 拿下比赛 Exactly! Let's take it all the way and fucking win this.
对 好的 Yes! Yeah!
谢谢... Thank you, thank you.
如何 Well?
我刚和儿子的空手道老师通电话 I just got off the phone with my son's karate teacher,
他曾和扎瓦的牛油果农场女老板约会... who used to date the woman who ran Zava's avocado farm--
-你能不能说重点 -他可能会去西汉姆 - Would you please get on with it? - He might be going to West Ham.
-该死 -我就知道 - Shit. - I knew it.
鲁伯特总有办法得到他想要的 Rupert always gets what he wants.
你知道吗 You know what?
如果鲁伯特用甜言蜜语 说服扎瓦加入他的球队 那我也可以 If Rupert can sweet-talk Zava into joining his club, then so can I.
-对 -不好意思 - Yes. - Excuse me.
谢谢 抱歉 Thank you. Sorry.
下半场即将开始 And we're back for the second half.
克里斯 你觉得两队 在更衣室进行任何调整了吗 Chris, do you think either of these teams made any adjustments in the locker rooms?
肯定的 阿尔洛 I'm sure they did, Arlo.
但是专业运动员也不介意 在公开场所“调整自己” But professional athletes don't mind adjusting themselves in public either.
(廊桥休息区)
你好 我是瑞贝卡韦尔顿 AFC里士满的 Hello there. Rebecca Welton, AFC Richmond.
我想见见扎瓦 谢谢 I'd love to see Zava. Thank you.
谁都不能进去见扎瓦 No one gets in to see Zava.
-我刚看到曼尼昂先生... -瑞贝卡 亲爱的 - I just saw Mr. Mannion-- - Rebecca, my dear.
-鲁伯特 真是惊喜啊 -是 - Rupert. What a lovely surprise. - Yeah.
-给 曼尼昂先生 -谢谢 马修 - There you go, Mr. Mannion. - Thank you, Matthew.
对了 恭喜你们昨天赢莱斯特城 Congratulations, by the way, on the win against Leicester yesterday.
谢谢 是 我们有内森当经理太幸运了 Thank you. Yeah. We are so lucky to have a manager like Nathan.
他很强 真的懂足球 这是个大优势 He's a gaffer who really understands the game. Such an advantage.
扎瓦 这位是瑞贝卡韦尔顿 我的前妻 Zava. Let me introduce Rebecca Welton. My ex-wife.
AFC里士满的老板 And the owner of AFC Richmond.
是 Yeah, of course.
你认识我一定很荣幸 It's an honor for you to meet me.
回头见 See you soon.
等不及了 Can't wait.
他穿暗紫和蓝色一定很帅 He will look so great in claret and blue.
其实 鲁伯特 我有点惊讶 You know, Rupert, I was a little bit surprised
你买下西汉姆时 when you bought West Ham.
我一直以为里士满是你唯一的真爱 I always thought that Richmond was your one true love.
也许我和任何男人一样 旧不如新 Guess I'm just like any man. Just get bored with the same old, same old.
祝你这赛季好运 Good luck with this season.
你真是个小贱种 You are such a fucking chickenshit.
如果你真的是伟大球员 那你想去哪踢都可以 I mean, if you were great, truly great, you could play anywhere.
但你却选了西汉姆这种队 因为它有规模 有名气 But instead you choose a club like West Ham, because it's big and shiny,
你知道他们会赢 无论有没有你 and you know that they'll win whether you're there or not.
你永远不需要自问 And you'll never have to wonder
你是不是仍然像对外宣称的那样出色 if you're still as good as you tell everyone you are.
但你我知道你今非昔比 你被吹嘘过度 你的价格虚高 But you and I know that you're not. You're overrated. You're overpaid.
而且你吃太多芦笋 And you eat too much fucking asparagus.
里士满的防守让他们尚未失去比赛 Richmond's defending has kept them in this match,
他们需要一个灵感迸发的时刻 and they are one moment of inspiration away
才能拿到一分回家 虽然这不太可能 from going home with an unlikely point.
切尔西给了休斯空间 Well, Chelsea giving Hughes space.
如果他们给他空间 他就不会客气 If they're going to give him space, he's going to take it.
有机会 休斯有选择 Possibilities here. Hughes has options.
他地面传球给塔特 He slides it through to Tartt.
是这一刻吗 Is this the moment?
奥比桑亚要试一试 Obisanya's gonna have a go.
进了 罗哈斯的脸反弹射门 It's in, off the face of Rojas!
-真精彩 -好 - Absolutely brilliant. - Yes!
一瞬间的事 你能相信吗 In the blink of an eye. Would you believe it?
历史性得分 1比1 An historic goal, and it's 1-1.
我的脸得分了... My face scored a goal! My face scored a goal!
克里斯 你曾用脸得过分吗 Chris, have you ever scored with your face?
我身体的每一个部位都得过分 阿尔洛 这是个可笑的问题 I've scored with every part of my body, Arlo. That's a ridiculous question.
-太棒了 -厉害 哥们 - That was amazing. - Yeah, mate.
你觉得扎瓦看到了吗 Do you think Zava saw?
别当混球 兄弟 Don't be a dick, man.
拜托 Come on.
借过 抱歉 Excuse me. Sorry.
哎 情况如何 Oi, how'd it go?
-你发动甜言蜜语攻势了吗 -相反的攻势叫什么 - Did you sweet-talk him? - What's the opposite of that?
尖酸刻薄 Sour-yell.
是 我选了那个攻势 Yeah, I did that.
里士满1比1踢平了 And Richmond managed to secure a 1-1 draw
切尔西 这场扣人心弦的 西伦敦德比拉下帷幕 against Chelsea in this gripping West London derby.
-很不错... -他们离开斯坦福桥球场时 - There we go. There you go. - They'll be leaving Stamford Bridge
将有1分纳入囊中 当之无愧 with a well-deserved point on the table.
大家好 多谢你们前来 Hello, everyone. Thanks for joining us.
显然这不是我们今天希望看到的结果 Obviously not the result we were hoping for today.
(切尔西足球俱乐部)
但我很确定今天下午的消息 But I am certain that this afternoon's announcement
将令每个切尔西球迷精神振奋 will raise every Chelsea fan's spirits.
-我知道... -我仍觉得应该去办公室 - Now, I know... - Still think we need to get to the office.
在这里不安全 It won't be safe here.
请欢迎切尔西足球俱乐部... Please welcome the newest member
(直播 独家 扎瓦加入切尔西足球俱乐部)
...最新成员 of Chelsea Football Club.
扎瓦 Zava.
欢迎 扎瓦 请坐 Welcome, Zava. Please take a seat.
好的 在这里签就好 笔在这 All right. You just sign. And there's the pen.
请 Please.
我改变主意了 扎瓦将不会效力切尔西 I have changed my mind. Zava will not play for Chelsea.
天啊 抱歉 我看不下去了 Oh, God. I'm sorry. I can't watch this.
扎瓦将效力里士满 Zava will play for Richmond.
臭小子 You twat!
-我可以留着笔吗 -当然 - May I keep the pen? - Sure.
什么 What?
搞什么 What the fuck?
-你做到了 -对 - You did it. - Yeah.
-你成功了 -天啊 - You did it! - Oh, my God.
哟 扎瓦加入我们了 Yo! We've got Zava.
什么 What?
我们拿下扎瓦了 看 We've got Zava! Look!
要命 Shit!
球迷们不会开心的 Fans are not gonna like this.
扎瓦 我们拿下你了... Zava! We got you, Zava! We got you, Zava! We got you, ra, ra, ra!
-好了 兄弟 保重 -保重 - All right, man. Take care, man. - Take care.
-扎瓦要来这里 -扎瓦 - Zava is coming here. - Zava.
(我们的纪录 )
教练 今晚有什么安排 想一起快走回家吗 What you up to tonight, Coach? You wanna race-walk home together?
不行 简和我打算去 看她朋友的沉浸式舞台剧 Can't. Jane and I are gonna go see her friend's immersive theater show
关于月经周期的 about the menstrual cycle.
好吧 希望你们别迟了 All right, well, I hope you're not late.
帮我向简问好 Please tell Jane I said hello.
会的 但是她仍然对我们的关系感到醋意 I would, but she still finds our relationship threatening.
-晚安 各位 -晚安 - Night, guys. - Good night.
晚安 教练 Night, Coach.
克里姆先生 你觉得如何 真是精彩的第一周啊 What do you say, Mr. Crimm? Heck of a first week, yeah?
而我们才刚开始 And we've only just begun.
-晚安 -晚安 罗伊 - Good night. - Night, Roy.
嘿 罗伊 我只是好奇 回去切尔西是什么感觉 Hey, Roy. I'm just curious, what was it like being back at Chelsea?
球迷们看到你都很激动 All them fans sure were happy to see you.
不知道 只觉得...难过之类的 I don't know. Just felt... sad. Or something.
真的 为什么 Really? Why is that?
上一个在那踢球的赛季 我们曾对战阿森纳 Last season I was there, we played a match against Arsenal,
-我们把他们打趴了 -我记得 3比无 - and we fucking murdered 'em. - I remember, 3-nil.
对 Yeah.
但我踢得像坨屎 But I played like shit.
对吧 Right?
是的 I did.
那是我第一次想 That was the first time, ever, I thought,
“我跟不上了 "I can't keep up anymore.
我不够优秀” I'm not good enough."
那一年剩下的时间 我满脑子都是那个想法 And that was all I could think about for the rest of the year.
我知道只会越来越糟 所以在赛季结束时我离开了 I knew it was only gonna get worse. So at the end of the season, I left.
大家都感到震惊 俱乐部 球迷 媒体都感到震惊 Everyone was shocked. The club was shocked. The fans. The press.
对 Yeah.
我不想成为那种失去状态的足球球员 I didn't wanna be one of them broken-down footballers
空占着位置 直到被解约 just taking up space until they're dropped,
而他们早该在几年前就离开 years after they should have been.
是 很多人觉得主动走比被动走要好 Yeah, well, a lot of folks think it's better to quit than to be fired, you know?
是 Yeah.
但今天回到那里 But going back there today...
我内心有一部分 there's a part of me...
想的是也许我应该留下 thinking maybe I should have stayed...
应该就... and just fucking...
享受过程 enjoyed myself.
但那不是真正的我 But that is not who I am,
我想 I guess.
还不是 Not yet.
但是 嘿 如果你那时没有离开切尔西 But, hey, if you wouldn't have left Chelsea when you did,
我们也许永远不会相识 we probably never would have met.
-晚安 -晚安 - Good night. - Good night.
晚安 罗伊 Good night, Roy.
运动 Sport.
真是人生的隐喻 It's quite the metaphor.
是 而且也很适合当昵称 Yeah. It also makes for a heck of a nickname.
对 Yeah.
-晚安 泰德 -晚安 老兄 - Night, Ted. - Good night, sport.
字幕翻译:易晗