女士們好 Ladies.
巴卡拉水晶杯 Baccarat.
精美絕倫 Exquisite.
蒂霍米爾 Tihomir.
把電話掛了 Hang up.
布拉德利·法恩 Bradley Fine.
很榮幸見到你 I'm honored.
應該是我的榮幸 Pleasure's all mine.
告訴我炸彈在哪裏 Tell me where the bomb is.
給你十秒鐘 不然你就死定了 10 seconds, or you're dead.
真有趣 Interesting.
當我和我手下藏炸彈時 You see, when my men and I hid it...
我讓他們把所有目擊者都滅了 I made sure to erase any witnesses.
然後我又滅了我的手下 And then I erased the erasers.
這就意味著 Which means,
我是唯一一個知道 I'm now the only one who knows...
那個極度危險的 just where that dangerously compact
便攜式核彈在哪裏的人 and transportable nuke is.
因此 So...
憑這一點絕對不止十秒 I'd say I have more than 10 seconds.
好吧 這樣的話 你最好開始 阿嚏 Well then, in that case, I'd say you'd better start...
哦 見鬼 Oh, fuck!
我的天吶 你為嘛要這樣 Oh, my God! Why did you do that?
我又不是故意的 I didn't do it on purpose.
這屋裏全是花粉 There's like a ton of pollen in here!
天吶 真是見鬼 Oh, God! Christmas on a cracker!
你吃了藥嗎 Did you take your medicine?
我忘在飛機上了 I forgot it on the plane.
我早上跟你說了 I told you this morning,
我在你外套裏放了備用藥 I put extra in all your jackets!
是嗎 You did?
真好 該死 謝了 Great. Shit! Thanks.
不 你知道麼 這都怪我 No, you know what? That's on me.
因為我之前就聽見你鼻子不舒服 Because I heard you sniffle a while ago
但我卻置之不理 and I did nothing with that information.
所以人算是我殺的 真的 So that's blood on my hands, really...
好吧 廢話少說 有三個人來了 Okay. You know what? You got three coming in.
快從後門出去 快 Get out the back door now. Move.
裏面有人嗎 Anybody in here?
嗯 前方拐角有一個人 Yeah, we got one coming around the corner, now.
那三個人 Your three guests are coming out
從你後面跟上來了 that door behind you right now.
小心你後面 Watch your six.
搞定 Yahtzee.
真棒 Oh, zinger!
我該多帶點子彈的 I should've brought more bullets.
我以為那是巧克力粉 I thought they were chocolate sprinkles,
我通常能吃一大把 which I would eat, normally, by the fistful...
但這嘗起來像是 but this tasted like...
真的不知道該怎麼用言語表達 There's no other way to say it, really.
像是老鼠醬 Like a rat's arse.
嘿 你們能小點兒聲嗎 Guys, can you please keep it down?
不幸的是 天花板上又生蟲了 Unfortunately, there's vermin in the ceiling again,
我真不想這麼說 and I hate to say it, but...
但是你的蛋糕上全是它們的便便 they've pooped all over your cake.
-要左轉嗎 -不 - I'm going left? - No.
往右轉 然後沿著走廊一直走 I need you to go right and head down the tunnel.
你右方來了一個人 You've got one coming around to your right,
他身後還跟著一大堆 and he's got a swarm behind him.
我愛死你了 That's my girl.
噢 我都不好意思了 Oh, I don't know.
小心你後面 Watch your back.
有驚無險啊 法恩 Oh, that was a close one, Fine.
-誰是最棒的呀 -當然是你啊 Who's the finest of them all? You are.
哦 布拉德利你最棒 你最棒 # Oh, Bradley, you're so fine #
我的膝蓋為你奉上 # You're so fine, you blow my mind #
嘿 布拉德利 # Hey, Bradley! #
天吶 快低頭 Oh, God, duck!
帥呆了 法恩 Nice moves, Fine.
你身體反應太靈敏了 Pilates has been working out for you.
你注意到了 You noticed?
你的臀部看起來很放鬆 Yeah, you just seem looser. Like, in your hips.
我只是單純地從欣賞運動員的角度來說 I mean athletically speaking.
我也不知道 希望你不要覺得尷尬 I don't know. I guess you don't seem so awkward.
快閉嘴吧 Shut up!
-直走嗎 -不 Going straight? No.
走樓梯上去 Go right up the stairs.
有個朋友 You're gonna find a little friend
在一樓等你 on the first landing.
多謝相助 Thanks for your help.
好了 你可以上去了 You're clear to the top.
快走 Get moving.
天吶 老鼠會飛啊 Oh, my God! The rats can fly!
你們有完沒完了 各位 Come on, you guys!
好了 法恩 在門前停下 All right, Fine. Stop at the door.
有個保安過來了 我告訴你什麼時候開門 You got a guard approaching. I'll tell you when.
等我倒數 法恩 三 Wait for it, Fine. Three...
二 一 就現在 Two, one. Now!
噢 抱歉 是我忘記敲門了嗎 Oh, dear, did I forget to knock?
他們在啄我的頭髮 我看不見了 They're clawing at my hair! I can't see!
你說看不見是什麼意思 What do you mean, you can't see me?
我沒事 有越野車過來了 I'm good. You've got SUVs approaching.
去碼頭 Go to the dock!
碼頭 好主意 Dock. Excellent idea.
法恩 路盡頭有船在等著 Boyanov's boat is at the end.
額 沒有鑰匙 庫珀 Uh... No keys, Coop.
儀表盤在左下方 方向盤下面 The panel's on the lower left under the steering wheel.
你可以短路點火 You can hotwire it.
我夠不著電線 I can't get to the wires!
那就趴下別動 摀住耳朵 Okay, then stay down and hold your ears!
那我就聽不到你的天籟了 How will I hear your beautiful voice?
現在不是嘴甜的時候 快趴好 Stop being adorable and get down!
鎖定坐標43.16547 Lock on coordinates 43.16547...
27.94654 現在就開火 27.94654... and fire, now.
噢耶 Whoo!
好險 Close one!
無人機指揮得真好 庫珀 Nice drone work, Coop!
真想親你一口 I could kiss you.
哦 Oh!
這個嘛 我求之不得呢 Well, I would accept that with an open mouth.
哈哈 等我回來了 請你吃晚飯 Soon as I'm back, dinner is on me.
幹得棒極了 庫珀 Great work, Coop.
你能幫我拿下乾洗的衣服嗎 Hey, pick up my dry cleaning for me, would you?
順便幫我取車 Also, get my car.
哦 當然了 沒問題 Oh, sure. No problem.
對了 我還得把園丁開除了 Oh, and I have to fire my gardener.
他總是用割草機 He keeps running over
攆灑水器的噴頭 the sprinkler heads with the mower.
你能幫我把他開了嗎 Can you cut him loose for me?
嗯 當然 當然了 Um... Yeah. Oh, yeah, sure.
開什麼玩笑 我樂意之極 You kidding? I'd love it!
你最棒了 You're the best.
回頭見 搭檔 Smell you later, pal.
天啊 可憐的傑米 God. Poor Jaime.
事情是這樣的 傑米 內個 哦 The thing is, Jaime, that... Uh... Oh!
這些是 這些是你的孩子 These are your children?
你的孩子 Your children, here?
是的 我有孩子 Yeah, I have children.
我要把他們眼睛蓋住 I just have to cover those eyes.
他們直直地盯著我 They're looking right at me. Um...
求求你 不要開除我 Please, don't fire me.
不 我絕對不會 No. Jaime, I would never.
這只是在複審 This is more of a review.
噢 Oh.
傑米 Jaime.
好吧 Yes.
# 割草機 # # The lawnmower #
跳到割草機那邊 Right to that lawnmower.
你真是全能啊 蘇珊 You're a killer, Susan.
# The heart is a hunter #
# And hard as a stone #
# Cold blood in the chamber #
# Bullets and bone #
# Into the night you will fall #
# Where there's no wrong or right #
# Rough justice for all #
# Love is powering lust #
# You may find my smile deceitful #
# But after it all #
# Who else can you trust? #
啊 Ah!
這些看起來真好吃 These look delicious.
我不是故意挑刺兒 但這個真的太難嚼了 I don't wanna be critical, but this is very chewy.
庫珀 你吃的是手巾 Coop. You're eating a hand towel.
我只是清潔一下上顎 Just cleansing my palette.
天吶 你非要帶我來這種破地方嗎 Jeez. You had to take me to such a dump?
你這個小氣鬼 Come on, cheapskate!
漢堡王沒位置了 Burger King was booked up.
哈 Ha!
抱歉 我在和加拉赫共進晚餐 Sorry. I'm having dinner with Gallagher over here.
守護好你的水果 Guard your fruit!
你真幽默 時間卡得剛剛好 You could. You're funny. Your timing is perfect.
比起你差遠了 超級庫珀 Never as funny as you, Super Cooper.
敬又一次任務成功 To another successful mission.
乾杯 Go team.
嘿 我一直在想 Hey, I've been thinking.
嗯嗯 Yeah.
沒有你 我什麼都做不到 I couldn't do what I do without you.
我一直在想 And I've been thinking
為你做些特別的事情 about doing something special for you...
所以 So...
天吶 法恩 Good gravy, Fine.
-噢 這是 -瘋狂的蛋糕 Oh. That's... It's a crazy cupcake!
-你喜歡蛋糕 -哇 這 You love cakes. Well...
我不是個大蛋糕 I'm not a big cake...
我做蛋糕 好吧 我發現之間的關聯了 I make cakes. Yes. I see the connection.
現在你可以戴蛋糕了 Now you can wear a cake.
你怎麼知道我不喜歡傳統的珠寶的 How did you know I don't care for traditional jewelry?
我似乎沒辦法不去看它 I can't seem to stop looking at it...
它也一直在看著我 and it can't stop looking at me.
試想一下 如果是枚鴿子蛋的話 Imagine how awkward it would've been
那該多尷尬啊 if it'd been a diamond ring or something.
當然不要鴿子蛋了 Ooh... Not a diamond ring! No!
這樣我就不用說「我不想嫁給你」了 I would've had to say, "I don't want to marry you!"
我也不想你用滿是肌肉的手臂 I don't want your muscly arms and hands...
用妮維雅給我按摩一輩子的背 rubbing my back with Nivea for the rest of my life.
還有三個孩子跑來跑去 你懂的 And our three kids run in, you know...
凱倫 湯米和比利 Karen, Tommy and Billy...
你對他們吼 快出去 and we'd say, "Get out of here!"
他們遺傳了你那漂亮的下巴 And they'd just all have that beautiful jaw...
天藍色的瞳孔 和性感的嘴唇 我是說 and sky-blue eyes, and a full mouth. I mean...
還是算了吧 no, thank you.
我就是 就是 I'll just, you know, I'll just...
想要你送點真正能戴的珠寶 Can you give me a little jewelry I can actually wear?
你不準備戴嗎 Not gonna wear it?
戴 戴啊 我只是不捨得戴 Yes. Yeah. I was just saving it.
快戴上 Put it on!
看啊 哇哦 這是 Look at that. Wow, that's a...
-那個可以調節長度 -調節長度 That is an adjustable toggle. Adjustable toggle.
這並不是真正意義上的珠寶 You don't see that with a lot of jewelry.
-真適合你 -是嗎 It's so you. Is it?
哇 完美 Wow, perfect.
哦 有人羨慕嫉妒恨了 Oh... Somebody's jealous.
說真的 沒有你在耳機裏幫助我 Seriously, I couldn't do what I do without you,
我什麼都做不到 in my earpiece.
我也幹不了你的活兒 I could never do what you do.
你能想像出我去當間諜嗎 Can you imagine me as a spy?
我的天吶 Oh, my God.
-出外勤 -是啊 Out in the field. Yeah.
-帶著槍 -是吧 With a gun! What?
嗨 恐怖分子們 哦 天啊 Hi, terrorists. Oh, golly!
哦 我走火傷到自己了 啊哦 Oh, I shot myself! Whoops!
我本想開槍打你的 而不是我 I meant to shoot you, not me!
我很有可能這麼說 That's probably what I'd say.
嘿 恐怖分子 你最好給我小心了 Hey, terrorists, you better watch out,
不然我就給你做個巧克力蛋糕吃 Or I'll make you a chocolate cake.
你喜歡巧克力味的嗎 不喜歡 那我就給你做香草味的 Do you like chocolate? Well, then I'll make you a vanilla.
他們永遠不會讓我做間諜的 They would never let me be a spy.
我甚至都不能打扮成一個間諜 I can't even dress like a spy.
我是說 看看你西裝的剪裁和你的 Look at you and your tailored...
一切都那麼合身 Everything is cut right.
而我呢 就像個帶著游泳圈的南瓜 And mine is like a lumpy pumpkin sack dress.
哦 別這麼說 Oh, come...
我這衣服連個標籤都沒有 沒有標籤 It doesn't even have a label. Does not have a label.
這是我媽給我縫的 I think my mom made it.
不 別說了 No, stop.
我還是趴在地上自己玩好了 I should get on my hands and knees and start scooping.
別對自己這麼苛刻 Good God. Go easy on yourself.
好的 Okay.
我們是個完美的團隊 所以我們才這麼合拍 We're a perfect team. That's why we work.
是啊 Yeah.
過來 Come here.
過來 近點 Come here. Close.
你好像有紅眼病 I think you're getting pinkeye.
什麼 不會吧 What? No.
-就這兒 -不 那不是 Right there. No, that's not...
你清理了貓砂後直接揉了眼睛嗎 Did you wipe your eye after you cleaned out the cat box?
我沒養貓 I don't have cats.
那為什麼我會有這種想法 Why did I think that?
我不知道 I don't know.
你該養一些貓 有它們陪伴一定不孤獨 You should get some. They're good company.
我們攔截了一段對話 We've intercepted chatter...
瞭解到那個武器扔在高價競拍中 that the weapon is still being offered to the highest bidder.
除了博伊諾夫 還有人知道核彈在哪裏 Someone other than Boyanov knows where that nuke is.
很有可能是他的女兒 蕾娜 It's probably his daughter, Rayna.
他唯一信任的人就是她了 She's really the only person he's trusted.
天吶 庫珀 你得了紅眼病嗎 Jesus, Cooper, do you have pinkeye?
回家去吧 你會傳染給大家的 Go home. You're going to infect everybody.
我就說嘛 Told you.
不 這不是紅眼病 長官 No, it's not pinkeye, ma'am.
我只是 我有點過敏反應 It's just I'm having a bit of an allergic reaction.
好吧 我對噁心的 Well, I'm allergic to disgusting
兒童病過敏 所以離我遠點 childhood illnesses, so stay away from me.
抱歉 總之 你說對了 Sorry. Anyway, you're right.
博伊諾夫死後 After Boyanov's death,
蕾娜去了瓦爾納的一家DSK銀行提取保險箱 Rayna went to a safety deposit box at a DSK bank in Varna.
對話就是在那晚截取的 The chatter picked up later that night.
我們對她瞭解多少 What do we know about her?
我可以把她的檔案調出來 I can pull up her file.
噢 卡住了 Oh, that's stuck.
這裏太暖和了 It's just a little warm in here.
-我把檔案調出來 -天吶 Pull up my file... Jesus! Not my keyboard
別拿你紅眼病感染的手碰我的鍵盤 with your pinkeye-infected fingers!
你幹嘛不直接把眼淚 Why don't you just cry directly
哭到我嘴巴裏 into my mouth while you're at it?
這真的只是過敏反應 It really is just an allergic reaction...
-坐下 我來 Sit down. I'll do it.
-好吧 我去坐下了 -蕾娜·博伊諾夫 - Okay, I'm gonna go sit down. - Rayna Boyanov.
在牛津攻讀國際法 Majored in international law at Oxford.
班裏第一名 Top of her class.
過去十年住在倫敦 Been living in London for the past 10 years.
我們知道她一直在和 We know she has been communicating
幾個恐怖組織的頭目聯繫 with the heads of several terrorist organizations.
壞消息是 Most ominously...
索爾沙·杜達耶夫 車臣基地組織的 Solsa Dudaev, the al-Qaeda-funded leader
資助者 of the Chechen Martyrs' Brigade.
有力證據指出 他已經準備好 We have compelling evidence that he has the machinery in place
把那個核彈運到紐約 to get that nuke to New York in time
就在下周聯合國大會期間 for next week's UN General Assembly.
我隨時可以出發 I'm already packed.
有線報稱 One of our sources was told
她住在索非亞郊區 she has taken up residence outside of Sofia.
去抓住她 Go get her.
拿好我的東西 庫珀 Grab my things, Coop.
我的天 庫珀 去戴個墨鏡吧 Jesus, Cooper, go put on some sunglasses or something.
感覺你像個用眼睛詛咒我的吉普賽人 I feel like you're a Gypsy, cursing me with it.
好的 遵命 Yep, I'm on it.
-好的 沒問題了 -哦 法恩 Yeah, that's all good. Oh, Fine?
-嗨 -嘿 超級庫珀 Hi. Hey, Super Cooper.
哦 呃 Oh! Um...
我直覺告訴我這有點奇怪 I just was feeling a little weird about...
-哦 是嗎 -說不上哪裏 這次關於定位蕾娜的情報 Oh, yeah? ...Some of the stuff, and I think the intel...
得來得太容易了 on Rayna's location seems a little too easy.
我只是 這感覺不對 I just... Something doesn't feel right.
等我們把蕾娜繩之於法 It'll be right when we get Rayna behind bars
回收核彈 感覺就對了 and that nuke back in our hands.
是啊 當然 我只是 Yeah, sure. I just...
我也不知道 我的第六感告訴我這次真的感覺不對 I don't know. All my alarm bells are going off with this one.
真的嗎 沒關係 因為我有計劃 Really? Well, then, it's okay 'cause I have a plan.
你和我必須不再接這些糟糕的任務了 You and I gotta stop going on these awful missions.
一起私奔 Run off together.
你是認真的嗎 Do you mean that?
什麼 What?
你問我是認真的 你騙到我了 你這個小壞蛋 Do I mean that? You got me. You kidder.
你這個小笨蛋 You sucker! No.
你應該看看自己的表情 你就好像在說 You should have seen your face! You were like...
法恩 抱歉我 Fine, I'm sorry if I...
不用 天啊 我真喜歡你 Don't be. God, I admire you.
我真喜歡你 I admire you?
至少他是用調情的語氣說 Well, did he at least say it in a flirty tone that says...
正因為我喜歡你 我會脫了我的衣服 "And because of my admiration, I shall now take my shirt off...
-好好地幹你 -沒有 And penetrate ye""? No."
他只有在想讓我修他的床的時候 The only way he'd invite me to his bedroom
才會讓我去他的臥室 is if he wants me to fix his bed.
我太蠢了 I'm so stupid.
我能喝口你的酒嗎 Can I just have a sip of your wine? Mmm-hmm.
口感有點像黃油 It's quite buttery.
哇 好吧 你可以自己點一杯啊 Wow. Okay, we could order you your own glass.
那是我的酒 That was mine!
天啊 我的生活就是一團糟 My life is a disaster.
當然不是了 No, it's not.
我都四十了 獨身一人 I'm 40, I live by myself...
自從三年前傑瑞離開了我 I haven't been in a real relationship
我就再沒過談戀愛了 since Jerry left me three years ago.
傑瑞是個混蛋 Well, Jerry was a jackass.
我放棄了教學 進入中情局 When I gave up teaching to join the CIA,
我以為一切都會不一樣 I thought everything was gonna be different.
我以為我會成為一個了不起的間諜 I thought I was gonna be this amazing spy.
可我還是和以前一樣 是個無趣的屌絲 I'm just the same boring person I was before.
但不管如何 Well, for what it's worth,
我覺得你一如既往的光彩照人 I think you're brilliant as you are.
你很有激情 快 打起精神來 You're exciting. Come on, let's cheer you up.
好吧 我侄子超喜歡這個 看好了 Okay. My nephew loves this. All right.
好吧 謝了 你的侄子不是才三歲嗎 Okay. Thanks. Isn't your nephew three?
天啊 和剛才的表情一樣 My God. That's the same face.
-好吧 這次不一樣 -還是一模一樣 Okay, this will be different. Exactly the same face.
這次肯定不一樣 This will be different.
準備好了嗎 Ready? Aah...
還是一模一樣 That's the exact same thing.
怎麼可能一樣 How is that the same thing?
我明明就伸了舌頭的 There was a little bit of tongue there.
拜託你別做了 沒有什麼卵用 Please stop. That's not cheering me up.
你知道嗎 很高興你能對法恩那樣說 Do you know what? I'm glad you said that to Fine.
因為你太小心翼翼了 I am, because you play it too safe.
我還是能聽到我媽說 I still hear my mom's voice...
品行好的女人 往往造就了歷史 Well-behaved women often make history.
沒錯 看來你是知道這句俗語 Yes, you do know the phrase is...
「品行好的女人 往往不會造就歷史」 Well-behaved women seldom make history?
我從沒聽她那樣說過 Yeah. That's never how she said it.
那這個呢 What were her others?
噢 融入就行了 不搶別人的風頭 Just blend in. "Let somebody else win."
-真是經典 -我在學校的時候對這句話深有體會 Classic. I got that a lot in high school.
還有就是「放棄你的夢想吧 蘇珊」 And there was, "Give up on your dream, Susan."
她以前在我午餐盒上寫了這個 She used to write that in my lunchbox.
噢 快看 Oh... I mean, look, okay?
我們和凱倫·沃克之間 What's really so different between us
到底有什麼區別 and Karen Walker?
我覺得 我覺得全身上下都有區別 I think literally everything.
不 等等 你穿上卡維拉 No, hang on, no, because you were
她一樣出色 just as good as her at the Academy.
她的任務甚至比法恩幹得還要成功 She's had more successful missions than even Fine.
噢 她最差勁了 Oh, she's the worst.
看看她 她那麼完美 不是嗎 Look at her. She thinks she's so perfect, doesn't she?
噢 你們好 我是凱倫·沃克 超級間諜 哈哈哈 Hi, I'm Karen Walker, super spy.
完美的髮型 天妒的顏值 Perfect hair. Perfect face.
估計她每天晚上都會哭著入睡 She probably cries herself to sleep every night.
-我覺得她不會吧 -會的 I don't think she probably does. She probably does.
不是那種惹人憐愛的小眼淚 And not, like, sort of cute, little tears.
而是大顆大顆的眼淚 屬於干下雨不打雷的那種 Like, really sort of silent, kind of big.
我不這麼認為 I don't think that's what...
就像臉上倒著掛滿了蕓豆一樣 Like a sort of upside down kidney bean.
我睡覺的時候就是這樣 This is what I look like when I'm asleep.
噓 噓 別說了 別說了 Shut up, be quiet.
她又不認識我們 她眼裏只有她自己 She won't know who we are. She's so full of herself.
嗨 南希 嗨 蘇珊 Hi. Hey, Nancy. Hi, Susan.
嗨 Hi!
你們兩個小可愛在這兒聊什麼可愛的話題呢 Look at you two cuties sitting here being all cute.
哎呀 Aw!
瞧你說的 Oh, you.
我要杯古典雞尾酒 謝謝 Can I have an Old Fashioned, please?
他調酒很慢的 The service is really slow.
-超級慢 -至少得等一個小時 Super slow. Good luck getting that in the next hour.
-你的雞尾酒 沃克小姐 -謝謝 Here you go, Miss Walker. Thank you.
-噢 -哇 Oh. Wow.
艾倫和我認識很久了 我經常來這裏 Alan and I go way back. I come here all the time.
我們也是啊 對吧 艾倫 So do we. Right, Alan?
嘿 艾倫 艾倫 Hey, Alan. Alan!
大艾 大艾 Big A, Big A!
喲呼 艾爾 我們在這兒喊半天了 Whoo-hoo! Al! We got a whole...
沃克小姐 她們兩個人打擾到你了嗎 Miss Walker, are these two bothering you?
-噢 沒有 謝謝 沒事的 -好吧 No, thank you. They're fine. Okay.
艾倫 Alan!
他最貼心了 He's the sweetest.
他只是在裝傻 是我們之間的一個小遊戲 He totally pretends not to know. It's a game.
他太有趣了 He's funny. Yeah.
好吧 總之我要休息一段時間了 Well, anyway, I'm taking some time off,
等我回來了再見 so I'll see you guys when I get back.
哦 你要去哪兒 Oh. Where are you going?
-卡布裏島 -卡佈雷島啊 Capri. Capri.
發音應該是卡布裏 當地人是這麼說的 I believe it's "Cahpri." That's how the locals say it, anyway.
哦 Oh...
你們知道的 我倒是希望宅在家裏 I wish I could just stick around here...
窩在沙發裏讀本好書 curl up with a good book.
但有一船的朋友等著我去呢 But I have a yacht full of friends waiting for me.
-哇 -遊艇最差勁了 Wow. Yachts are the worst.
看起來很豪華 但是 They seem so glamorous, but...
-真的很差勁 -哞 遊艇 - They're the worst. - Boo, yachts.
總之我們回頭見 Anyhoo, I'll see you guys when I get back,
到時候肯定曬得滿臉雀斑 all freckled and tan.
我們回頭見 We're gonna see you.
-拜 -拜 Bye. Bye!
抱歉 Oh, sorry.
蘇珊有點不舒服 Susan is ill.
腸胃炎 It's her stomach.
大姐 我多謝你哦 Oh, my God. Thank you for that.
-你幹嘛要這麼做 -不好意思 我慌了 Why would you do that? I panicked.
多麼和諧的一刻啊 What a great moment.
你看看她 Just look at her.
噢 我知道 那裙子真漂亮 I know. That dress.
看看她自信的舉止 Look at that confidence.
他們甚至讓她在這吸煙 You're not even allowed to smoke in here.
我得回家了 I'm gonna go home.
不 別啊 No, come on.
我回去了 Yes.
蘇珊 Susan.
祝你早日康復 Feel better.
噢 謝了 我會的 Thank you. Yeah.
法恩 你還好吧 Fine, you good?
是的 庫珀 剛爬上來 Okay, Coop. Just pulling up.
蘇珊 這太好吃了 Susan, you're killing it.
噢 當然了 裏面有菊苣 Oh, good. It's the chicory.
沒錯 Yeah.
她在屋子裏嗎 Any sign of her in the house?
熱感掃瞄沒有任何收穫 Heat sensors aren't picking anything up.
有些信號干擾 There's some kind of interference.
我有不好的預感 法恩 I don't like this, Fine.
我準備好接受挑戰了 I'm up for the challenge.
我要進去了 Let's go in.
該死 你的攝像頭有點問題 Shoot, there's something wrong with your camera.
你現在能換個新的麼 Can you switch it out for a new one?
太遲了 Too late.
沒有安保系統報警 No security.
他父親是不會這麼大意的 Her father would never have left himself this exposed.
撤吧 法恩 這也太容易了 Pull back, Fine. This is too easy.
我喜歡容易的事 I like things that are easy.
我的天 法恩 Oh, my God, Fine!
真難以想像你是如何做到的 I don't know how you do things like that.
嘿 Hey.
魔鏡魔鏡 誰是世界上最帥的人啊 Who's the finest of them all?
我不知道 I don't know.
我猜你最帥吧 I'm guessing you?
放下你的武器 Drop your weapon.
法恩 怎麼了 Fine, what's happening?
我猜是不是有人 Let me guess. Whoever is in your ear
在你耳邊 想知道發生了什麼啊 wants to know what's happening?
他就要死了 He's about to die.
這就是發生了什麼 That's what.
小姑娘卻用著這麼大的槍 An awfully big gun for such a little girl.
天啊 別這麼說 Oh, God, don't say stuff like that.
好吧 你的正右方有一個刀架 Okay, there's a knife rack directly to your right.
看她拿槍的手法 她毫無經驗 The way she's holding the gun, she's not experienced.
如果你迅速跳起來 你就能拿到刀並且奪下她的槍了 If you duck and lunge, you can get the knife and disarm her.
是不是有人建議你去拿一把刀呢 Did someone just suggest that you grab one of those knives?
不 不 不 No, no, no!
該死 Damn it!
法恩 Fine!
他們看得到我嗎 Can they see me right now?
讓我稍稍調整一下角度 Let me adjust the angle a little bit.
我的天吶 Oh, my God, Fine.
他的名字是布拉德利·法恩 為中情局工作 His name was Bradley Fine. He worked for the CIA.
還有其他頂尖特工比如 Other top agents include
馬修·賴特 提摩西·克瑞斯 Matthew Wright, Timothy Cress...
瑞克·福特和凱倫·沃克 Rick Ford and Karen Walker.
挺住 法恩 堅持住啊 Come on, Fine. Come on.
我對你們所有在職的特工都瞭如指掌 I know who all your active agents are.
所以 你們要是不想讓屍體堆積成山 So, unless you'd like the body count to grow...
就別管我的閒事 I suggest you stay far away from me.
準備好紙巾 Now grab some tissues,
因為接下來會有點悲傷呢 because shit's about to get real sad.
不 不要 不 No, no...
我的天吶 法恩 Oh, my God, Fine.
作為副局長 As Deputy Director...
我最艱難的任務莫過於 I have never had a more difficult duty...
和我們遇難的同事告別 than to bid farewell to colleagues taken from us.
從多佛港到家庭服務 From Dover, to the family services...
再到像這樣的追悼會 to memorials like these...
告別讓人痛徹心扉 it's tough to say goodbye.
對此你也無能為力 蘇珊 There's nothing you could have done, Susan.
布拉德利·法恩 不僅僅是一位同事和朋友 Bradley Fine was more than just a coworker and a friend.
他更是我們家庭中的一員 He was part of our family.
作為家人 即便明白每一個人的命運 And as family, even knowing that the universe
都已經有所安排 has a plan for each human life...
卻依舊難以接受突然失去 it's hard to accept the sudden loss
這樣一位優秀卓越的人 of such a good and decent person.
你的正右方有一個刀架 Okay, there's a knife rack directly to your right.
蘇珊 我看了你對蕾娜·博伊諾夫任務的報告 Susan, I got your assessment report on Rayna Boyanov.
我知道你現在可能情緒比較激動 I know you're probably feeling a lot of emotion right now...
但是請不要使用「賤貨」這樣的詞 but please refrain from using the term "Thundercunt."
我的天吶 我沒意識到我寫了那個 Oh, my God. I didn't realize I wrote that.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
南希 我給你發了張照片 Nancy, I'm sending you a photo.
畫質很差 It's in pretty bad shape.
-你能增強一下嗎 -嗯哼 Can you enhance it? Mm-hmm.
巴黎 Paris?
他們是他媽的怎麼知道我們的名字的 How the fuck did this twat find out our fucking names?
我們不知道 We don't know.
我只聽到了你說的T開頭的詞 And dial it way back with the "T" Word, Ford.
-看來你把人力資源部不放在眼裏啊 -成熟點吧 You're not immune from the HR department. Grow up.
這個詞在英式英語裏可是有完全不同的意義 And "Twat" Means something completely different in England.
在這兒是陰道的意思 Here it means a vagina.
總之很明顯 我們隊伍裏一定有內奸 Anyway, obviously we're talking about a mole.
這個內奸可能黑進了我們內部系統 It could be a mole, they could have hacked our system.
這也只是大家的猜測 It's anyone's guess.
但重點是蕾娜·博伊諾夫打算 The bottom line is Rayna Boyanov is about to sell...
向恐怖組織出售一枚 a small-scale tactical nuclear weapon
小型戰術核彈 to a terrorist organization...
然而我們並不知道她或者炸彈在哪裏 and we don't know where she or the bomb is.
不過幸運的是 我們的分析員蘇珊·庫珀發現了線索 Fortunately, our analyst Susan Cooper found a lead.
蕾娜有塞爾吉奧·德·盧卡的電話 Rayna had the number of Sergio De Luca...
我們早就懷疑德·盧卡 and we've long suspected De Luca
是恐怖組織的中間人 of working as an intermediary with terrorist groups.
蕾娜也許通過他來找核彈的買家 Rayna may be using him to find buyers for the nuke.
那是他在巴黎的一個辦公室的電話 The number was to an office he keeps in Paris.
我告訴過你們讓我代替法恩去執行任務 I told you to send me in there instead of Fine,
你們偏不 and you didn't.
現在法恩死了 我他媽也被捲進來了 And now Fine is dead. I'm going the fuck in.
你不行 You can't.
我們需要一個既可以跟蹤德·盧卡又不被發現的人 We need someone to follow De Luca without being detected...
然後再找到蕾娜 and that will hopefully take us to Rayna...
可是你們幾個誰都不行 but it can't be any of you.
那這樣吧 Here's what we do...
我使用易容儀換一副面孔 I go into the Face/Off machine, get a whole new face.
我即便出現 他們也認不出我 I turn up, they never know it's me.
你有零錢麼 因為用一次要50美分呢 Do you have quarters? Because it costs 50 cents.
什麼 還得付錢嗎 What, I gotta pay?
不 因為根本沒有這種東西 No, because it doesn't exist.
這個可以有 Yes, it does!
我聽克瑞斯和賴特在廁所裏談論過 I heard Cress and Wright talking about it in the shitter.
我相信他們只是在逗你 I'm pretty sure they were pulling your leg.
你們兩個小婊子 You pair of fucking vaginas.
你在逗我麼 注意你的用詞 Seriously, you've got to cut that out.
天吶 聽著 我們中必須有一個人去 Jesus. Look, one of us has to go in.
即使被暴露了也沒關係 Doesn't matter if we've been exposed.
我們之前都偽裝深入敵後過 We've all gone deep before,
也都如願以償地抓到了人 and we've always gotten our guy.
夥計們 這不僅僅是個刺殺任務 Guys, this is more than just a kill mission.
如果我們要成功的話 就能抓到蕾娜 德·盧卡 We can get Rayna, De Luca, and some top terrorist leadership...
和恐怖組織的首領並且帶回核彈 and get the weapon back if we do this right.
我們只需要一個能夠跟蹤他們 We just need someone who can shadow them
並且不會被發現的人 without attracting attention.
我們需要一個隱形人 We need someone invisible.
我去吧 I'll do it.
好了 謝了 食堂大媽 Okay, thanks, lunch lady.
我是認真的 I'm serious.
我從未出過外勤 I have never been out in the field.
這才是關鍵 這主意太蠢了 Exactly. Stupid fucking idea.
我的意思是 我被暴露的 My point is that it's highly doubtful
可能性微乎其微 that I've ever been exposed.
但是你和法恩是搭檔 But you worked with Fine.
他們也許也有你的檔案 They may have a record of you, too.
有可能 Possibly.
但是他們認出我長相的可能性很低 But the odds of them knowing my face are very low.
克羅克女士 我真的很想出一份力 Miss Crocker, I would really like to do this.
為了法恩 For Fine.
你打算怎麼做 帶隻貓當搭檔嗎 What are you gonna do? Bring one of your cats as a sidekick?
我不養貓 I don't have any cats!
你不是真的在考慮她吧 You're not seriously considering this, are you?
聽我說 貝蒂 Look here, Betty...
福特 你敢叫我貝蒂·克羅克 Ford, if you call me Betty Crocker,
我會把你的小心臟揪出來 I will rip your fucking heart out of your chest.
我不僅是位公民 Not only did I become a citizen
也曾發誓保衛自己的國家 and take a vow to protect this country...
我也發誓 I also took a vow to
為同僚報仇 我們都發過誓 avenge my fallen comrades. We all fucking did.
-不 我們沒有 -反正我沒有 No, we didn't. Not me.
我很確定我們都發過誓 我記得 I'm pretty sure we all took a fucking vow. I remember it.
我記得我舉起手說了什麼 I remember raising my fucking hand and saying some shit.
如果你有這種想法 我就翹起二郎腿 If you think I'm gonna sit by
看著你派這個該死的秘書員 and let you send in a fucking secretary...
去做我的工作 to do my work...
你最好連我的辭職書一起收了 you might as well accept my resignation now.
不好意思插句話 If I can jump in,
嚴格上來說 我也是個特工 I am technically, uh, classified as an agent.
聽著 百分之百的特工 Look... Full agent. So...
所以 你們是特工 我也是特工 agent, agent, agent, I'm an agent.
你真的要讓她去嗎 Are you considering this?
為了你和在座所有人的安全 For your safety, and the safety of those around this table...
我會考慮的 I am considering it.
那也考慮下這個吧 老子不幹了 Then consider this, I quit.
我也知道你有易容儀 And I know there's a fucking Face/Off machine.
你就是藏著不讓我用 You're just keeping it secret from me.
好吧 Okay.
這還真是破天荒頭一回 That hasn't happened before.
這個辦公室真漂亮 It is quite a lovely office.
你在打什麼算盤 庫珀 What's your deal, Cooper?
什麼意思 What do you mean?
你這是沒變身前的樣子嗎 You got a fiery side?
我其實在報告裏用的那個詞是想表達狡猾的意思 I really did, in that report, mean to write "Cunning."
我已經看過你的簡歷了 I've been going over your files.
你在計算機和技術處理方面 You were top of your class at the Academy,
是個頂尖人物 in all computer and support skills.
這毫無疑問 No surprise there.
但是你在辦公室裏的舉止 But you have a certain...
一向很溫和 tame demeanor around the office,
從這點看得出來你沒拿過槍 that says you've never even held a gun.
所以想想看 So imagine my surprise...
當我看到在農場演習的錄像時 我是多麼的驚訝 when I saw footage from this drill back at The Farm.
那是 開玩笑吧 Is that... I can't even...
那是我麼 那看得不是很清楚 破槍 阿噠 Is that me? I can't really... Stupid gun!
肯定有人快進這視頻了 Somebody definitely sped this up.
攝像機的角度什麼的 不能說明 Ooh! Camera angle and stuff make...
-庫珀 庫珀 夠了 -天啊 你在幹什麼 Cooper, Cooper, stop! Jesus Christ, what are you...
啊呀 Ouch.
那些設備很爛 你知道的 Out of context, that's...
我已經看了十五遍了 I must have watched this 15 times now...
因為 我完全驚呆了 because what the fuck?
我差點上傳到油管上了 I almost put it up on YouTube.
好吧 退一步講 我對這起事件 也感到很不安 I was, to say the least, uncomfortable with the event.
但這都是十年前的事了 But I would also like to say, it was over 10 years ago.
指導人員並沒有受傷 The instructor was not harmed.
法恩 是你的導師 對吧 Fine was your mentor, right?
是的 Yes.
為什麼你沒有成為一個外勤特工呢 Why did you not become a field agent?
啊 因為我們是一個有默契的組合啊 Well, we're such a great fit and a great team.
法恩給了說的很有道理 Fine made some great points.
對我來說 我可能更適合待在 Maybe I match better with, just staying...
他的耳機裏 好吧 他是在耍你 In his ear. Well... Yeah, he sniped you.
我來這之前 這幫特工都這個臭毛病 All the top agents used to do that before I got here.
我只是覺得他的建議沒錯 I really thought he made some great points.
女人們啊 Women.
好吧 你之後還有接受過外勤訓練嗎 All right, have you had any field training since then?
十年時間可不短啊 10 years is a long time.
沒有 長官 No, ma'am.
我本該把你送回農場 Normally, I would send
再訓練一下 不過時間緊迫 you back to The Farm, but there's no time...
我不能冒險洩露你的名字了 and I can't take a chance of anyone leaking your name.
這麼說我可以出外勤了 Am I going?
是的 You're going.
好耶 抱歉 Okay. Jeez. Sorry.
但這是跟蹤並匯報的任務 But it's a track and report mission only.
明白 Got it.
我們會給你準備新身份 We'll be giving you a new identity.
你不再是蘇珊·庫珀了 You'll no longer be Susan Cooper.
-噢 我想了很多新名字呢 -你的新名字是 I had a few ideas for that. Your new name...
我就是隨便想想 然後想到了 I was just spitballing and I thought...
莎琳芬娜 曼尼克斯 吉賽爾 Seraphina, Maddox, Gisele...
卡羅爾·詹金斯 Carol Jenkins.
你知道麼 長官 If I may, ma'am,
曾經就有個叫卡羅爾的13歲女孩 there was a 13-year-old girl named Carol...
拽著我在街區溜達 that used to kind of take me around the neighborhood...
把我的頭髮當成狗鏈 and use my braid as a dog leash...
強迫我向她乞求餅乾吃 所以你懂的 and make me beg for biscuits...
卡羅爾·詹金斯沒商量 Carol Jenkins.
好吧 卡羅爾·詹金斯 Yes. Carol Jenkins, huh?
卡羅爾·詹金斯是有四個孩子的單身母親 Carol Jenkins is a single mother of four...
暫時從特拉華州搬遷於此 temporarily relocated from Delaware
為一個軟體公司做銷售 to increase sales for a software company.
好吧 那是 是從來沒接觸過的職業 哈 Okay, that is... A different occup...
-有問題麼 -沒有 Is there a problem? No.
就是有點好奇 這照片是我的四個家人 I was just wondering if this was my family,
還是我劫持的四個人質啊 or if I had taken hostages.
我有點不太確定 I'm just not sure...
這個樣子怎麼能騙過德·盧卡的眼睛呢 how De Luca is gonna take me seriously if I look like this.
德·盧卡不會注意你的 De Luca is not going to take you anything.
你剛才肯定沒聽清 In case you did not hear me...
你不能和目標人物 you are not to make direct contact
有任何直接的接觸 with any of the targets.
只是跟蹤和匯報 Track and report.
我們在德·盧卡辦公室對面 We're setting you up in a surveillance office
為你安排了一個監視辦公室 across the street from De Luca's.
你將會被接入同一個電信中繼 You'll be tapped into the same telecom trunk...
以獲取他辦公室裏的聲音和數據 and have access to voice and data coming into his office...
這已經很酷炫了 and that is as sexy as it gets.
只要一個小錯誤 One mistake,
核彈就會落到恐怖分子手裏 and we've got a nuclear bomb in the hands of terrorists.
你明白了麼 Do you understand?
是的 Yes.
去找帕特裏克吧 他會給你一套專用設備 Go see Patrick. He's got special equipment for you.
我的老天啊 Oh, my God.
你到底在做什麼 What are you doing?
你想好你的間諜名了嗎 Did you come up with your spy name yet?
我會叫安布爾·瓦倫丁 Mine would be "Amber Valentine."
聽起來就像個A片艷星 That sounds like you're an adult film star.
不 我可是按著姓名公式來的 No, I did the spy name formula.
安布爾是我第一個寵物的名字 Amber Was the name of my first pet,
而我在瓦倫丁大街長大 and I grew up on Valentine Street.
這就是你取A片藝名的方法嗎 That's how you come up with your porn name.
-噢 不 安布爾是間諜名 -不 I thought it was your spy name! No!
那你的呢 What would yours be?
肉丸·馬丁·路德·金二世大道 Meatball Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard.
-沒錯 -喔 Yeah. Wow.
我的天吶 Oh, my God.
我真是太激動了 This is so exciting!
你是個間諜了 You're a spy!
我知道 我知道 I know! I know!
哦 我的天啊 Oh, my God!
噢 你會有一輛那樣的車 You're gonna get one of those!
不 一定不會的 No, I'm not!
天啦擼 快看 Look at that!
那看起來像是高科技產品 That looks high-tech.
好有未來感 It's like the future.
-帕特裏克 -蘇珊 Patrick. Susan.
-嘿 帕特裏克 -是我 Hey, Patrick. Yes.
我收到了伊蓮的特別指示 I was given specific instructions by Elaine
為你量身製作了一些裝備 to tailor these gadgets to you.
-喔 -哇 快看那塊表 - Wow. - Wow, look at that watch.
這些不是你的 These are not yours.
噢 Oh.
這是哨子麼 Is that a rape whistle?
伊蓮希望你輕裝上陣 Elaine wanted you to only be carrying items
就像一個獨自去歐洲旅遊的單身女性 a single woman travelling through Europe would have.
但是隨便一個藥店都能買到這東西吧 But she could get that at any pharmacy.
絕對買不到這個哨子 Not this whistle.
當你吹哨子的時候 When you blow through this whistle,
就會射出一支毒箭 a small, poisonous dart flies out...
放倒你的目標 neutralizing your target.
當然 只有你的指紋可以讓它解鎖 Also, it needs your fingerprints on it to work.
-好吧 這個真是太方便實用了 -太棒了 That is really neat! Stop it, that's amazing.
-這真的酷斃了 -我超愛這個 That is really super cool! I love that!
這個亮甲噴霧可以冷凍和癱瘓 This anti-fungal spray can freeze and disable...
任何安保系統 any security system.
哇 Wow.
帶著這樣一個人見人愛的噴霧環遊歐洲真的太拉風了 That is quite an image to be carrying all over Europe.
這個也是防狼噴霧 It's also a pepper spray.
為什麼不把它弄得像個防狼噴霧呢 Why not just make it look like pepper spray?
這是個好主意 That's a pretty good idea.
下次再說吧 Well, next time.
如果你想換個包裝的話 I can wait,
我可以等的 if you want to print up a new label.
不 那還得重新開打印機 No, I'd have to turn the printer on again.
我不想開 I don't really want to.
這裏面的每一片都浸滿了氯仿[麻醉劑] Each of these are filled with chloroform.
噢 這是一大包痔瘡拭紙 Wow, that is an unsettling amount of hemorrhoid wipes.
我很好奇 Makes me kind of wonder...
用了後效果會怎樣 what, exactly, is going on back there.
我怎麼知道 我沒痔瘡 I wouldn't know. I don't have that problem.
我也沒痔瘡啊 I don't have that problem.
如果你感覺自己被下藥了 If you ever feel like you have been poisoned...
嚼一片這個 chew one of these.
我以前得罪過你 讓你不高興了嗎 Have I done something to you to upset you?
這一系列的主題是詭異嗎 Because this is a peculiar theme.
最後 每個特工都會配備 Finally, every agent gets a night vision scope...
內置夜視儀的手錶 hidden in their watch.
我以前在資料上看到過 我甚至還 I have heard about this. I've been looking...
噢 這是誰 Oh. Who's that?
這是《情比姊妹深》中的 That is Bette Midler and Barbara Hershey.
貝特·米德勒和芭芭拉·郝希 From Beaches.
我像是喜歡看《情比姊妹深》的那種人嗎 How much am I supposed to like Beaches?
如果你戴著這表的話 那就一定是了 I would imagine a lot, if you have the watch.
-嗨 帕特 我飛起來了 -安東尼 - Hey, Pat, I'm flying! - Anthony!
別把電耗光了 Don't wear out the battery on that.
會給我配一台那個嗎 Am I getting that?
不 不會的 No, you're not gonna get that.
我已經給你打包好了 趕緊去換好衣服 I've already packed your bags. Hurry up and get dressed.
卡羅爾·詹金斯必須馬上到機場 Carol Jenkins has to get to the airport immediately.
而且允許我說一句 And may I say...
為了國家犧牲自己的性命 I think it's very brave of you to sacrifice
你真是太勇敢了 your life for your country.
噢 不是犧牲 我會回來的 I'm not sacrifi... I'm coming back.
拭目以待吧 Let's see.
嘿 帕特 我會把這群人剃成平頭的 Hey, Pat! I'm gonna totally crop dust these guys.
好樣的 安東尼 Way to go, Anthony.
哦 不好意思 Oh, just pardon me.
哦 天啊 我好像拉褲子了 Oh, God. I think I shit my pants.
你看起來棒極了 You look amazing, Susan.
我看起來像是個恐同的姨媽 I look like someone's homophobic aunt.
哇哦 Wow.
請到穆迪艾爾酒店 Hotel Modiere, please.
真令人激動 This is so exciting.
喔 Ooh.
是盧浮宮 The Louvre.
哇哦 Wow.
那家酒店真漂亮 That's a beautiful hotel.
不是那家嗎 Not that one?
真希望是這一家 是這一家嗎 I hope it's that. Is it that one?
不是 噢 或許下次住這家 Nope. Oh... Maybe next time.
我們到了有點危險的地方了 I think we're getting into a little dicier of an area.
哦 這情景有點不雅啊 Ooh. That's a little unsavory.
我想我們可以倒回去直接去 I think we can probably go back towards...
我的酒店 my hotel.
不 不 不 No, no, no.
不 這 No, this...
我不相信這就穆迪艾爾酒店 I don't believe this could be the Hotel Modiere.
哦 竟然就是這家 This is. Yes, it is.
噢 天哪 Oh, man.
打起精神來 蘇珊 Keep it together, Susan, okay?
南希 Nancy?
能聽到我說話嗎 Please tell me you can hear me.
我在這兒 我聽到了 I'm here. I've got you.
好的 Okay.
蝙蝠已經清理掉了 你聽到肯定會很高興的 You'll be pleased to hear the bats have officially gone.
我們這裏沒有害蟲了 We are now vermin free.
你拿到槍了嗎 卡羅爾 Did you get your gun, Carol?
是的 別這麼喊我 Yes, and don't call me that.
噢 天哪 我想我好像得了心臟病 Oh, my God. Cripes. I think I'm having a heart attack.
我做不到 南希 法恩才是真正的間諜 我不是 I can't do this, Nancy. Fine was the real spy, not me!
別擔心 Don't worry.
我陪著你呢 好嗎 一切都會順利的 I'm here for you, okay? Everything is gonna be fine.
我會一直跟你保持通話的 好嗎 I'm gonna talk you through this, all right?
把你的攝像機打開 我想看看你的房間 Put your camera in. I want to see your room.
不 你不會想看的 太糟糕了 No, you don't. It's that bad.
瑪莎·斯圖爾特都會崩潰的[家政女皇] Martha Stewart had a breakdown, kind of feel.
哦 哇 Oh. Wow.
看起來他們讓你住進了屎茲卡爾頓[麗茲卡爾頓為世界著名豪華酒店] Looks like they put you up in The Shitz-Carlton.
聽我說 試著睡一會兒 好嗎 Try and get some sleep...
明天一早我們再開始行動 and we'll get started first thing in the morning.
我不知道見到了那個叫蕾娜的女人 我會怎麼做 I don't know what I'm gonna do when I see that Rayna woman.
我想讓她為法恩血債血償 I want her dead for what she did to Fine.
好的 深呼吸 Okay. Deep breaths.
聽我說 你不會出現在她面前的 Listen to me. You're not gonna get anywhere near her...
所以沒什麼好擔心的 so there's nothing to worry about.
哦 天啊 不是吧 Oh, God. Really?
各位 Guys...
我咪咪上有隻老鼠 there's a mouse on my tits.
你在那邊應該很安全 I think you're safer there.
-好吧 晚安 -晚安 All right. Good night. Night.
啊 Ah!
你能行的 蘇珊 You got this, Susan. Okay.
你是戰士 You're a warrior.
是武器 知道嗎 You're a weapon. Okay?
-不用緊張 -我看你就挺緊張的 - This is no sweat. - Looks like you're sweating to me.
天哪 Jesus!
你在我的房間做什麼 What are you doing in my room?
怎麼了 我是怎麼進的這間操蛋的房間 What, how did I get into this shit-box hotel room?
因為我是一名真正的間諜 Because I'm a real spy.
我以為你辭職了 I thought you quit.
我們必須阻止核彈交易 We have to stop the sale of a nuclear bomb...
而他們居然派了一個 and they send in someone
像他媽的聖誕老人老婆的人來 who looks like Santa Claus' fucking wife.
你忘了嗎 是我在做臥底 Did you forget? I am undercover,
原因是你不該出現在這裏 because you're not supposed to be here.
好吧 我有個習慣 別人越說我做不到我越要做 I make a habit of doing things that people say I can't do.
上刀山下火海 Walk through fire...
蒙眼睛上衝浪板 water-ski blindfolded...
一把年紀學鋼琴 take up piano at a late age...
我要拿下德·盧卡 and I'm gonna take down De Luca
雷娜還有杜達耶夫 and Rayna and Dudaev...
我還會把核彈找回來 and I'm gonna get that bomb back.
你這麼屌還在乎我幹什麼 Why do you even care what I do?
你以為你準備好出外勤了嗎 You really think you're ready for the field?
我曾經用除顫器電過自己 I once used defibrillators on myself.
從眼睛裏拿出過玻璃碎片 I've pulled shards of glass out of my fucking eye.
跳過摩天大廈 I've jumped from a high-rise building...
拿雨衣當過降落傘 using only a raincoat as a parachute...
落在地上摔斷了兩條腿 and broke both legs upon landing.
我仍然必須假裝 And I still had to pretend
像是在太陽劇團耍雜技一樣淡定 I was in a fucking Cirque du Soleil show!
為了組裝一台電腦 I've swallowed enough microchips
我吞下了超多的微芯片 and shit them back out again...
然後把它們拉了出來 to make a computer.
這條胳膊曾經被完全扯斷過 This arm has been ripped off completely...
然後和這隻手重新連了起來 and reattached with this fucking arm.
這不可能的 I don't know that that's possible.
我是說在醫學上 I mean, medically.
在面對暗殺威脅時 During the threat of an assassination attempt...
我瞞天過海 現身國會 I appeared, convincingly, in front of Congress...
假扮奧巴馬 as Barack Obama.
假裝黑人 In blackface?
那不太合適吧 That's not appropriate.
我親眼看見養育我長大的夫婦在一輛車裏爆炸身亡 I watched the couple that raised me explode in a van.
我眼看我愛的女人 從飛機上被扔出去 I watched the woman I love get tossed from a plane...
在空中 被另一架飛機撞 and hit by another plane, midair.
我開車衝下高速公路 I drove a car off a freeway...
落在火車上 當時還著火了 on top of a train... while I was on fire.
不是車著火 Not the car.
是我著了火 I was on fire.
天吶 你太生猛了 Jesus, you're intense.
從你房間的迷你酒吧裏拿的 I took this from your minibar.
好吧 你真是不客氣 Well, that's not right.
你會毀了這次任務的 You're gonna ruin this mission.
不 你才會毀了這次任務 No, you're gonna ruin this mission!
不 No.
是你 You are.
不 是你才會 No, you're going to!
無限循環「是你」 You, times infinity.
嗷 這間旅館還能更可怕嗎 Aw... Could this hotel be more murder-y?
好的 我的辦公室就在這兒 Okay, so my office is in here...
這就意味著 which means that De Luca
德·盧卡就在街對面39號 is right across the street at 39...
噢 天吶 告訴我這不是德·盧卡的公司 Oh, God. Tell me that's not De Luca's building?
德·盧卡肯定已經知道我們來了 De Luca must have known we were coming.
現在我該怎麼辦 What am I supposed to do now?
好的 不要驚慌 Okay, don't panic.
見機行事 集中精神 我們能做到的 Lemonade out of lemons. Stay focused. We can do this.
好了 我看到了 Okay, I've got it.
我用系統搜索一下 幾分鐘就好 I'll run it through the system. It will take a few minutes.
沒有結果 Nothing's coming up.
也許只是個看門的 Might just be a looky-loo.
好的 繼續查 Keep looking.
我有預感和這個人有關 I've got a feeling about this guy.
我有預感你會把事情搞砸 I've got a feeling you're about to fuck things up.
噢 我勒個去 是福特 Oh, bugger me with a fish pole. It's Ford.
莎倫 福特出了外勤 你知道嗎 Sharon, Ford's in the field. Did you know this?
除非他回來報到 否則我也無能為力 Until he checks in, there's nothing I can do.
你哪兒涼快待哪兒去 不要再跟蹤我了 You go make some friends, and stop stalking me!
你的任務是向目標洩密 Was it your mission to tip off the target
好讓他把一切都燒掉嗎 so he burns everything in advance?
幹得真漂亮 完美 If so, well done. Phenomenal job.
我確定他們一定起了疑心了 I'm sure they got suspicious because they've
因為你在這個地方到處晃 been seeing you all over the place!
你這是自尋死路 You're gonna get yourself killed.
沒有東西可以把我殺死 Nothing kills me.
我對179種不同的毒藥免疫 I'm immune to 179 different types of poison.
我知道我免疫 因為當我在 I know, because I ingested them all at once...
一個地下販毒團伙做臥底時 when I was deep undercover...
我一次性把它們全注射到體內了 in an underground, poison-ingesting crime ring.
哇哦 有點像鬥狗比賽 Wow. It was like dog fighting.
但事實上不是 But instead of dogs fighting,
玩法是給人注射毒藥 it was humans ingesting poison...
而有錢人 and rich people would bet...
來賭我們的死活 whether we would live or die.
是的 這個故事讓我很難受 Yeah, I'm having a hard time with this one.
我死過去了五分鐘 然後我又活了過來 I died for five minutes, and then I came back to life.
他穿的是什麼啊 What's he wear...?
他看起來像在演《報童傳奇》 He looks like he's in the cast of Newsies.
克羅克知道你在這裏嗎 Does Crocker even know you're here?
我拯救這個國家 I don't need anyone's permission
為朋友布拉德利·法恩報仇 to save the country...
不需要任何人批准 and avenge my dear friend Bradley Fine's death.
你又不喜歡他 You didn't even like him.
你以前還叫他貝弗利怨婦 You used to call him "Beverly Whine"!
你扮秘密聖誕老人捉弄了他 送了他衛生棉條 You had him as Secret Santa and you gave him tampons!
這是男人之間的競爭 It's called the rivalry of men.
你不會懂的 You wouldn't understand.
除非你裙子下面也有根大屌 Unless you've got a dong up underneath that skirt.
你真是太粗魯了 不准再說屌字 That is super rude, and don't say "Dong"...
也不准再做這個動作 and don't do that!
我不想被人看到 那就不會有人看到 Nobody sees me when I don't want them to.
我行無影去無蹤 I move like a fucking shadow.
他就是個徹頭徹尾的無賴 He's gone all sorts of rogue.
莎倫說他確實辭職了 伊蓮攔不住他 Sharon says he really did quit. Elaine couldn't stop him.
他是去復仇的 He's out for blood.
是啊 真是個硬漢 還背著路易威登的包 Yeah, real tough guy in his Louis Vuitton backpack.
南希 你看到了嗎 Nancy, do you see that?
是那個火災現場的男人 It's the man from the fire.
我要跟著他 I'm following him.
噢 好激動 Oh. Exciting!
我要陪著你跟著他 And I'm following you, following him,
我今天過得太刺激了 so I'm having quite a day, here.
你覺得福特在引他入圈套嗎 Do you think Ford's leading him into a trap?
那個笨蛋都不知道自己被跟蹤了 Idiot doesn't even know he's being followed.
他在跟某個女人見面 He's meeting with some woman.
我不認識她 你知道她是誰嗎 I don't recognize her. You have any idea who she is?
不 很難看清楚 No, it's hard to make out.
你能走近一點嗎 Can you get any closer?
南希 那個人剛剛換了瑞克·福特的背包 Nancy, our guy just switched out.
這是個圈套 Ford's backpack. It's a setup.
呃 我得去提醒他 Uh... I gotta go warn him!
福特 福特 Ford! Ford!
小心 讓我過去 Look out! I gotta get through!
我把孩子落在店裏了 I left my baby in the shop!
讓一讓 讓我過去 我病了 Get out of the way! Let me through, I'm sick!
蘇珊 告訴他們你拉到褲子上了 Susan, tell them you've shat your pants.
要是我的話 肯定會給你讓路的 That would get me out of your way, for sure.
我拉到褲子上了 I've shat my pants!
不好意思 福特 Excuse me. Ford!
他有同夥 He's got a friend.
大家好 Hello, everybody!
福特 Ford!
我需要你的麥克風 I need the mic!
不 我需要 不 No! I need... No!
不 No!
不 不 不 別這樣 No, no, no!
蘇珊 你不應該這樣拋頭露面 Susan, you're meant to be blending in.
你在幹什麼 What are you doing?
不 走開 God! Move!
瑞克·福特 Rick Ford!
給我那個麥克風 Give me the mic!
你穿著高跟鞋怎麼能跑這麼快 How are you doing this in heels?
噢 天吶 Oh, God.
瑞克·福特 Rick Ford!
他們換了你的包 They switched the bag!
噢 臥槽 Oh, fuck.
快他媽讓開 Get out of the fucking way!
讓開 Move!
快讓開 Get out of his way!
讓開 Move!
# I want to see #
噢 不 Oh, no.
南希 我在追一個恐怖分子 Nancy, I'm in pursuit of one of the terrorists!
他拍了我的照片 會揭露我的身份的 He took my picture! He's gonna blow my cover!
你在追人 You're in pursuit?
等你追上他 你能怎麼辦 What in God's name are you gonna do if you catch him?
敲他一錘子 我不知道 Knock him out with a hemorrhoid wipe. I don't know!
我還在追蹤報告他的位置 I'm just gonna track him and report his location.
你這麼做完全像瑞克·福特的作風 This all seems very Rick Ford-y to me.
我不能容忍你這種 I do not condone these sexy
性感卻又魯莽的行為 蘇珊 but reckless actions of yours, Susan!
噢 天吶 他進了一棟大樓 Oh, God. He went into a building.
好的 Okay.
幹得好 就這樣 現在可以收工了 Well done. That's it. Time to call it a day.
位置已經被正式標記 Location is officially noted.
我要跟著他進去 I'm following him in.
什麼 What?
為了法恩我要這麼做 I'm doing this for Fine.
他在樓梯最上面 He's at the top of the stairs.
天吶 一定要小心 Oh, gosh, please be careful.
你真是太自不量力了 You are incredibly out of your league.
噢 這就像看見我自己在性愛錄像帶中一樣 This is just like when I watched myself in a sex tape.
挑逗又搞笑 There was just a lot of floundering and laughable moments.
南希 不要再說了 除非我讓你開口 Nancy, I need you to not talk until I ask you to.
抱歉 但我真的很緊張 I'm sorry, it's just that I'm really nervous.
小心 蘇珊 Be careful, Susan.
好了 Okay.
哦 嘿 Oh, hey.
沒想到在這裏碰見你 Imagine running into you up here.
我只是在找我的鳥 I was just looking for my bird. Just looking...
嗨 豆子袋先生 Hey, Mr. Beanbag!
你喜歡鳥嗎 You like birds?
好吧 好吧 All right. All right.
讓我警告你一下 I'm gonna give you a warning.
我不想再看到什麼奇怪的炸彈了 你知道嗎 I don't wanna see any more of that funny bomb stuff, you know?
好了 夠了 All right. That's enough.
把刀子放下 不然我開槍了 Drop the knife, or I'll shoot.
我想你開不了槍 I don't think you will.
要知道 如果子彈還在槍裏 You see, it works better
你這把戲才會比較有效 when you have the bullets inside the gun.
啊哦 Oops.
我想中央情報局的訓練大不如前了 I guess that CIA training isn't what it used to be.
我想你是對的 混蛋 I guess you're right, asshole.
不 不 不 No, no, no!
噢 天吶 Oh, God!
噢 蘇珊 你都做了什麼 Oh, Susan, what did you do?
噢老天 別灑在他身上 Oh, God, not on him.
別灑在他身上 Not on him!
哦 天啊 我為什麼要吃燉菜 Oh, God, why did I have that stew?
好吧 蕾娜的人顯然知道福特在巴黎了 Well, Rayna's people obviously knew Ford was in Paris.
當著中央情報局特工的面 And getting footage...
在公共場所引爆炸彈 of a CIA operative setting off a bomb in public...
可能是任何恐怖組織的示威 would be a PR coup for any terrorist group.
跟福特會面的那個女人 我們有她的資料嗎 Do we have anything on that woman he met?
面部識別沒有任何結果 Facial recognition isn't showing anything.
都是福特的照片 你能追蹤到他嗎 They were all over Ford. Are you able to track him?
噢 天殺的福特還在巴黎玩失蹤 Goddamn Ford is still off the grid in Paris.
我知道 因為他一直在 I know because he keeps trying
嘗試黑進我們的系統以獲取情報 to hack into our system for intel.
他就像條脫了韁的野狗 He's like a dog that gets loose from his yard...
一路在院子裏 and keeps humping and shitting his way
又拉屎又撒尿 through the neighborhood.
可能會更簡單一 哦 天啊 Would be a lot easier if... Oh, my God!
哦 Oh!
好吧 Okay.
福特的更大 Ford's is bigger.
這讓人很不舒服 This is uncomfortable.
為什麼男人們總喜歡指著它 我們也長眼睛了 Why do they always point at it? We can see it.
他已經死了 對吧 嗷 真可惜 He's dead though, isn't he? Aw. That's a waste.
哦 天啊 還有視頻 Oh, God. A video.
我都能猜到是什麼內容了 I can only imagine what this is.
把所有的都拍下來 You get everything on camera.
在酒店 Base out of the hotel,
襲擊之後立刻撤退 and go back there after the attack.
我會帶雷納爾多去羅馬 I'll take Renaldo to Rome.
雷納爾多 Renaldo.
我們的記錄中有這個名字的嗎 Do we have a record of anyone with that name?
-據我所知沒有 -尼古拉 - Not that I'm aware of. - Nicola.
你在聽我說話嗎 Are you listening to me?
我在調整照相機 I was just testing the camera.
別弄了 找到福特 Stop it! Find Ford!
哇 哦 Wow. Oh...
有沒有搞錯 這個人到底有什麼毛病 Come on, what is wrong with this person?
哦 該死 Oh, damn it.
這下好了 卡屏了 等一下 Well, now the screen's frozen. Hang on.
有沒有搞錯 連沙漏都卡住了 Come on, not the hourglass.
庫珀 快把照相機放下 Cooper, put down the goddamn camera.
嗨 南希 你能調出 Nancy, can you pull up.
法恩放在博伊諾夫辦公室的監控嗎 Fine's POV cam from Boyanov's office?
看一下桌子上 上面有幾張照片 Look on the desk. There's some photos there.
看能不能找到一張他站在汽車旁邊的照片 See if you find one of him standing next to a car.
雷納爾多是一輛勞斯萊斯 Renaldo is a Rolls-Royce.
黑進勞斯萊斯的追蹤系統 Hack into the Rolls' tracking system.
那輛車屬於幽靈系列 That car is a Wraith,
所以它有衛星輔助傳動系統 so it has a satellite-aided transmission.
接進博伊諾夫的影像 Then tap into Boyanov's feed.
他的GPS會準確顯示 His GPS should tell you
德·盧卡現在在羅馬什麼地方 exactly where De Luca is in Rome, right now.
我要去機場了 I'm gonna head to the airport.
算了吧 庫珀 Forget it, Cooper.
你馬上回來 You're coming back immediately.
長官 我認為我能做到 Ma'am, I really think I can do this.
我不是那種自吹自擂的人 And I'm not one to toot my own horn,
但是你知道嗎 我要開始自吹了 but you know what? I'm gonna toot...
我剛剛拯救了很多人的性命 and say that I just saved a lot of people.
我們已經很接近雷娜和那枚核彈了 We are so close to getting Rayna and that bomb.
把牆角的小地毯拉開 Pull back the rug in the corner.
噢 Oh...
你有了一個新身份 You'll be given a new identity.
噢 謝天謝地 Oh, thank God.
噢 不 Oh, no!
你的名字是潘妮·摩根 Your name is Penny Morgan.
一名來自愛荷華州的離異主婦 You're a divorced housewife from Iowa.
是全州的玫琳凱護膚品的 You've sold more Mary Kay products...
銷售冠軍 than anyone else in your state...
你賣了自己贏的一輛車 and you've traded in the free car you've won...
籌錢去歐洲旅遊 to fund a trip through Europe.
我的愛好是做手工和刺繡 My hobbies are decoupage and needlepoint.
我收集陶瓷娃娃 I collect porcelain dolls...
還是埃姆斯園藝俱樂部的副主席 and I'm the vice president of the Ames Garden Club.
我連正主席都當不上嗎 I couldn't even be president?
也許我該跟陶瓷娃娃結婚 Maybe I should just be married to one of the dolls...
這樣看起來就更慘了 just to make it extra sad.
十隻貓 為什麼我要養十隻貓 Ten cats. Why do I have ten cats?
這是合法的嗎 Is that even legal?
可是法恩 他曾經假扮商人 Fine always got to be a businessman.
還冒充過賽車手 One time he was a race car driver.
好吧 這是十隻貓的照片 Well, there's the ten cats.
差點沒看出來我還穿著一件 Just missing a shirt that says
告訴別人我從來沒被男人碰過的上衣 I've never felt the touch of a man.
噢 庫珀 你是對的 Cooper, you're right.
你確實幹得不錯 You did good work back there.
不然情況真的會很糟糕 That would have been a real mess.
謝謝你 長官 Thank you, ma'am.
你仍然要我假扮這位愛貓女士嗎 You still went with the cat lady.
已經是板上釘釘的事兒了 It was already in the floor.
啊 Ah.
太棒了 我真是自信倍增啊 Great, that's a real confidence builder.
你找到德·盧卡了嗎 Did you find De Luca?
他在瑪傑斯緹克大酒店 He's been at the Majestic Hotel,
但是他剛剛離開 but he's just left, heading...
向南走了 south, okay?
我會指引你去找他 I'll guide you to him.
我剛聯繫了一位同事去接你 I've sent an ally to drive you.
伊蓮說不要太搶眼 所以我猜他應該很接地氣兒 Elaine said nothing fancy, so I've gone with earthy.
哦 哇哦 Ooh. Whoa.
你是想停車嗎 You wanna stop the car?
嗨 Hi.
嘿 Hey!
哦 Oh.
歡迎來到羅馬 Welcome to Roma!
謝謝 噢 Thank you.
謝謝 Thank you.
我叫奧爾多 I'm Aldo.
聽著像美國購物中心的鞋店名 Like the shoe store found in American malls.
我叫潘妮 聽著像便士 I'm Penny, like the penny.
像便士 Like a penny!
我喜歡伏特加長通心粉 Or like penne alla vodka!
好吧 Okay.
你剛剛捏了我屁股嗎 Did you just grab my butt?
是的 Yes.
走吧 我要帶你去找德·盧卡 Come. We need to get you to De Luca.
臥槽 別這麼快 Jiminy Christmas!
噢 我的天吶 Oh, my God!
別擔心 我罩著你呢 Don't worry, I have you! Ah!
奧爾多 慢點 Aldo, slow down!
南希 你確定這人是個特工嗎 Nancy, are you sure this guy is even an agent?
絕對確定 不止如此 他是最好的特工 Absolutely. He's the best!
噢 不過這有好多針對他的投訴 There have been some complaints filed against him.
看路 看路 Watch the road, watch the road!
看著路 哦 天啊 Watch the road! Oh, my God!
看路 Watch the road!
哇哦 奧爾多真會活躍氣氛 Wow, Aldo is making great time.
沒路了 A dead end!
這不對啊 This can't be right!
噢 我的天吶 Oh, my God!
啊 天啊 Ah! God!
迷人的女士 我們到了 Intriguing lady, we are here.
現在你必須走了 Now, you must go...
因為我害怕 because I fear if I stare
如果我再多看一會兒你那美麗的綠眼睛 into your beautiful green eyes a moment longer...
我就會愛上你 I will fall in love.
噢 太晚了 Oh! Too late.
你這種搭訕方式成功過嗎 My God, does that ever work?
-我把這當成 -那就是沒成功過了 I will take that as... That's a "No."
-沒有 -絕對是沒成功過 A "No." Take that as a "No."
你剛還在和我調情 You were just hitting on me.
-我喜歡萬花叢中過 -是啊 好運了 I like to play the odds. Yeah. Well, good luck.
這是我的手機號碼 Here is my phone number.
記住之後燒了它 Memorize it, then burn it.
我們面對的這些人 他們喜歡 These people we are dealing with, they like to...
怎麼說呢 喜歡誅九族 How you say? Murder entire families.
你有什麼東西要給我嗎 Do you have something for me?
我有沒有什麼東西要給你 Do I have something for you?
你想從我這裏得到什麼嗎 Would you like something from me?
絕對不是那個 Not that.
你想從我這裏得到什麼 What do you want from me?
你應該有個放著槍的信封 You're supposed to have an envelope with my gun in it.
我沒有槍 I don't have a gun.
只看著你 我就有「槍」了 I am just aroused from looking at you.
只是個玩笑 It was joke.
我沒有槍 There is no gun.
他們說你不再需要槍了 They said you would no longer be needing one.
祝你好運 Good luck!
拜 Ciao!
天吶 難道佩佩·樂·皮尤沒空嗎[卡通人物] Good gravy. Was Pepe Le Pew not available?
噢 別抱怨了 蘇珊 Stop complaining, Suzie.
你比我幾天執行的任務都多 You're getting more action than I have had in days.
是幾個月 Months.
幾年 三年零四十天 Years. Three years and 40 days.
追蹤到德·盧卡的最新位置了嗎 Do we have an update on De Luca?
是的 他正在 Yes, he should be pulling up...
停車 right about now.
哇喔 他好性感 Oh, wow. He is hot.
我不騙你 I'm not gonna lie to you.
我覺得我現在已經失去理智了 I don't think I can be objective anymore.
我全力支持他 我希望他贏 I'm rooting for that guy. I want him to win.
我是開玩笑的 蘇珊 別告我的狀 I'm joking, Susan. Don't report me.
毛手毛腳的 He's handsy.
在你身後的糕點店設觀察點吧 Let's set up camp in the pastry shop behind you.
數據顯示德·盧卡要在賭場待一整晚 According to Aldo, De Luca spends all night in the casino.
我要進去 南希 I'm going in, Nancy.
蘇珊 你聽到伊蓮說的話了 Susan, you heard Elaine.
只追蹤和匯報 不正面接觸 Track and report. No contact!
我會在裏面跟蹤德·盧卡 然後匯報情況的 I'll track De Luca inside, then I'll report.
如果他和我有任何接觸的話 And if he initiates contact with me...
-我會隨機應變的 -蘇珊 I'll just go with it. Susan!
你不可能穿著這身貓女裝進去 Your "Cat lady" Look is not gonna fit in in there.
沒錯 潘妮·摩根要燒了她的貓女T恤 That's why Penny Morgan is gonna burn her cat T-shirt...
花點靠賣玫琳凱護膚品的錢好好打扮打扮 and spend some of that Mary Kay money.
你這絕對是叛逆啊 This is full-blown rogue!
# Yeah, I'm a diva #
# Living in the club I don't need nobody #
# I'm doing my own thing #
# All I really want to do is party #
你們太討厭了 呵呵 You guys are terrible!
我真希望德·盧卡還在裏面 I really hope De Luca is still in there, for your sake.
他們是不會幫你報銷這套裝扮的 And they're not gonna reimburse you for all that.
你應該去便宜點的商店 蘇珊 You should have gone to cheaper stores, Susan.
好了 我要下線了 南希 Okay, I'm going offline, Nancy.
等 等等 No, wait!
蘇珊 Susan!
# I'm a diva #
# Doing my thing Don't need nobody #
你們好呀 小伙子們 Well, buongiorno, boys!
如果我十分鐘內沒出來 就說明本小姐已經讓所有人都閃瞎眼了 If I'm not out in 10 minutes, it's because I won the place.
讓我蹭點好運吧 Let me just rub that for luck.
噢 頭皮還挺油的啊 Oh, that's an oily scalp.
抱歉 我得登記來客姓名 I'm sorry, but I have to check you in.
-請問您叫什麼名字 -潘妮·摩根 Your name, please? Penny Morgan.
名單上沒有您的名字 抱歉 I don't see you on the list. I'm so sorry.
她是和我一起的 She's with me.
親愛的 Darling.
你來晚了 我不得不說 You're late. The way you look...
你看起來真美 我的等待太值得了 來吧 I'd say it was more than worth the wait. Come.
-我們去喝一杯 -嗷 Let's get a drink. Ow. Ow.
真是位紳士 Such a gentleman.
你今晚看起來太迷人了 親愛的 You look absolutely stunning tonight here, darling.
你他媽在這兒幹什麼 What the fuck are you doing in here, arsehole?
你翻臉比翻書還快啊 That's quite a tone change, isn't it?
你又在這兒幹什麼 What are you doing in here?
你現在完全就是在暴露我的身份 You are completely compromising me right now.
噢 我暴露你的身份嗎 真是笑死寶寶了 I'm compromising you? Fucking hilarious.
你進來的時候 You were about to cause a scene
就差點壞了事 trying to get into this fucking place.
多少信任我一點吧 不然你覺得我還能怎麼做 Give me a little credit. What do you think I'm gonna do?
到處跑 然後說 「嘿 我瘋了 自助餐在哪兒 Run over there and be like, "Hey, I'm a crazy lady!"
我來自中東 Where's the buffet? I'm from the Midwest.
藍人樂團在哪兒」 Where's Blue Man Group?
聽好了 我不是傻子 福特 你才是傻子 I am not an idiot, Ford. You are an idiot.
你不應該出現在這個賭場裏 You should not be in this casino...
因為德·盧卡在這兒 我需要接近他 because De Luca is here and I need to get close to him.
好啊 你準備怎麼接近他 你準備怎麼接近他啊 庫珀 How you gonna do that? How you gonna do that, Cooper?
怎麼 你準備勾引他嗎 What, are you gonna seduce him?
這他媽就是你偉大的計劃嗎 That your big fucking plan?
沒錯 是又怎樣 Yeah, what if it is?
你為啥不相信我呢 Why is that so hard to believe?
因為你看起來就像婚禮樂隊裏吹笛子的 Because you look like a flute player in a wedding band.
這他媽就是原因 That's fucking why!
我是來這兒幹掉德·盧卡的 I'm here to take De Luca out.
噢 聽起來真浪漫啊 希望你有那個運氣 Ooh. It sounds romantic. I hope you get lucky!
媽的 如果從我嘴裏說出浪漫的話 God damn it, if I was trying to sound romantic...
你就會如癡如醉 無法呼吸的 you'd be lying on the floor, soaking wet and breathless...
好奇究竟自己是中了什麼毒 wondering what came over you.
但我是不會說的 所以他媽別擋我的道 But I'm not, so get the fuck out of my way!
兄弟冷靜下來 好嗎 I need you to rein it in, buddy, okay?
如果你幹掉了德·盧卡 我們就沒機會抓住蕾娜了 If you take out De Luca, we don't have a shot at getting Rayna.
所以你最好冷靜到結冰 So take it down, like, 5,000 notches!
冷靜 就因為冷靜 Take it down? That's how you get
所以我的酒裏才被下了釙2000 polonium-210 slipped into your drink...
我因為輻射中毒 and go 18 months in intensive care
在重癥監護室待了18個月 for radiation poisoning...
眼睛失明六個月 and go six months without eyesight...
我曾愛過的每個人都被槍擊身亡 while everybody you've ever loved is gunned down!
真的嗎 每個你愛過的人 Really? Everybody that you love
都被射殺 就只有你活下來了嗎 has been gunned down, and just you survive?
你有沒有想過 Did you ever think that maybe
或許你愛過的人不是被殺死的 everybody you love is not being killed...
他們是因為 but they're killing themselves
無法忍受和你在一起才自殺了 because they can't stand to be around you?
特工就是這樣 不是生就是死 This shit's the real deal, life and death.
出外勤 This, the field...
跟坐在你的破電腦面前 is a hell of a lot different
谷歌那些破玩意兒 than sitting behind your fucking monitor...
完全不同 googling shit.
離我遠點 福特 Stay away from me, Ford.
別讓德·盧卡看到你 And do not let De Luca see you.
還有 我能看到你 And by the way, I can see your gun
後褲兜裏別著槍 sticking out of your back pocket.
你不會奇葩到屁股上 Unless you're so extreme that you've got a second dick...
還長了第二個丁丁吧 coming out of your hip!
你好 Konnichiwa.
這些座位被預定了 Ma'am, these seats are reserved.
當然 知道了 Of course they are.
請您在外面等候 I'm gonna have to ask you to wait outside.
好的 我這就出去 Yes, absolutely.
這裏不是門嗎 Nope, not a door?
我知道 那當然不是門了 I knew that. Of course it's not a door.
這種事應該經常發生吧 It probably happens all the time.
-以前從沒發生過 -好吧 It's never happened before. Okay.
-女士 -是的 Ma'am. Yes.
女士 待在這裏就好 請別再到處亂晃了 Now, right here is okay. No more exploring, please.
好的 你人真好 Okay. Lovely.
這是德·盧卡先生給您的 From Mr. De Luca.
南希 Nancy?
蘇珊 哦 天吶 嗨 Susan. Oh, my God! Hi!
我找到她了 I found her.
我找到蕾娜了 她和德·盧卡在一起 I found Rayna. She's with De Luca.
你做到了 You did it!
非常出色的追蹤和匯報 長官 Excellent tracking and reporting, madam.
哦 天吶 Oh, my God.
剛剛有人在她的酒裏放了點東西 Somebody just put something in her drink.
放了什麼 毒藥嗎 What is it? Is it poison?
反正不是纖維補充物 I don't think it's a fiber supplement.
她殺了法恩 南希 She killed Fine, Nance.
我真應該享受眼睜睜她死去的這一刻 I could really enjoy just watching her die right now.
而且她是唯一知道核彈下落的人 She's the only one who knows where the bomb is...
這樣一來現在杜達耶夫永遠都找不到核彈了 so Dudaev would never get his hands on it.
天吶 蘇珊 Oh, God, Susan.
你準備怎麼做 What are you gonna do?
打擾了 女士 Excuse me, ma'am.
嗨 你會說英文嗎 Hi, do you speak English?
剛才好像有人在你的雞尾酒裏放了迷藥 Because I think somebody just put a roofie in your cocktail.
你確定不是你放的嗎 Are you sure it wasn't you?
什麼 不是 絕對不是我 What? No! God, I would never!
你能指出是誰放的嗎 Could you point the man out?
他剛剛從那扇門溜出去了 He just kind of zipped out that door.
他戴了個紫色的領結 He's wearing a purple bowtie.
-謝謝 你叫 -噢 潘妮·摩根 Thank you, Miss... Oh. Penny. Morgan.
不用客氣 真的 But it's no trouble, really.
我覺得女士們就該互相照顧 I think us ladies have to watch out for each other.
這種事情時有發生 This kind of thing happens all the time.
人們經常試圖對你下迷藥嗎 People often try to roofie you?
有一次 我向別人要了一片泰諾藥 Once, I asked someone for a Tylenol,
他們給了我一片安眠泰諾 and they gave me a Tylenol PM.
我不確定他們的意圖 但是 I'm not sure what their intentions were, but...
他們好像找到他了 It seems they may have found him.
你能跟我一起去指認那個人嗎 Would you come with me to identify him?
當然可以 Yes. Of course.
我很樂意幫忙 I'm happy to help.
我勒個去 Holy shit.
我的朋友說看到 My friend here said she saw you
你在我的酒裏放了點東西 put something in my drink.
我根本不認識你們 好嗎 I don't know any of you people. Okay?
我只是來羅馬出差 I'm just in Rome on business.
我正準備回旅館睡覺 I was about to head back to my hotel and go to sleep.
太好了 剛好睡前小酌一杯 Perfect. Just in time for a nightcap.
顯然這杯酒沒有任何問題 Apparently, there's nothing wrong with it.
我不想喝你的酒 I don't want your drink.
去你的 蕾娜 Fuck you, Rayna.
嗯 太好喝了 Mmm. Scrumptious.
你就是個笑話 So, joke's on you.
操你 Fuck you!
操你媽 Fuck you!
我昏迷多久了 How long was I out?
你昏迷的時間足夠我們笑話你了 You fainted just long enough for us to laugh at you.
剛剛怎麼了 What happened?
不過是一場夢 It was all a dream.
我開玩笑的 那個男人的喉嚨溶化了 I'm just kidding. A man's throat dissolved.
抱歉 我通常沒有這麼 Sorry, I'm not usually, you know...
噢 謝謝 真是 Oh, thank you. That's...
出人意料地禮貌啊 surprisingly polite.
抱歉 Sorry about that.
我這一天經歷得太多了 但是從沒 I've seen a lot of things in my day. I just haven't...
真真切切地見過這種場景 I have never seen that, exactly.
潘妮 你會告訴別人 Penny, do you feel the need
你剛才看到的一幕嗎 to tell anybody about what you just saw?
我不會告訴別人 I'm not gonna tell anybody.
那是那個混蛋應得的報應 That asshole got what he deserved.
我見到他的時候就知道了 I knew from the second I saw him, I thought...
那個人就不該有喉嚨 That guy doesn't deserve a throat.
所以 你幹得漂亮 So, good on you.
我想請你和我共進晚餐 以表感謝 I would like to take you to dinner to say thank you.
我們還得討論一下這條醜陋的裙子 And we must discuss this hideous dress.
它真是太可笑了 It's just hysterical.
噢 哈哈 好的 這 這正是我所期待的 Oh, good, that's what I was hoping for.
噢 還有 And by the way...
克裏斯托本應在酒吧照顧我 Hristo was supposed to be looking after me at the bar...
確保沒人在我的酒裏放東西 and making sure nobody put anything in my drinks.
他們會跟他好好談談的 They'll give him a talking-to.
聽起來很公平 或許可以扣他一天工資 Seems fair. Maybe dock him a day's wage.
或者一槍爆頭 Or shoot him in the head.
這招總是很奏效 That always works.
你懂的 羅馬真的很迷人 Rome is quite amaz...
-羅馬最爛了 -是的 Rome is the worst. Yes.
又無聊又俗氣 So boring and tacky.
很高興我們倆之間終於有個人說出來了 哈哈哈 I'm so glad one of us finally said it.
你牙齒上沾了口紅 You have lipstick on your teeth.
真的嗎 Really?
你看起來好像吃了一盒蠟筆 Looks like you ate a box of crayons.
該死 Damn it.
上菜了 Here we are.
這些本應在我們入座的時候就拿上來了 These should have been brought out when we first sat down.
我也是這麼想的 That's exactly what I was thinking.
到目前為止我對這裏的服務感到很失望 So far, I'm riddled with disappointment at the service.
太抱歉了 女士 我向你們道歉 So sorry. Signora, I apologize.
你知道嗎 我以前看別人吃過 I once saw someone eat...
這個東西 one of these before.
這 真奇怪 This is... strange.
你總是把食物撕成小片嗎 Do you always tear your food up into little pieces?
你看起來就像只松鼠 You look like a squirrel.
我只是想看看它的粘稠度 I was just checking for the consistency.
嗯 Mmm.
你吃得像個嬰兒 You eat like a baby.
謝謝 Thank you.
你們想看看酒水單嗎 So, do you like to have a look at the wine list?
好的 潘妮 你來點吧 Yes. Penny, you can order.
好的 哦 Okay. Oh!
還挺重的 Has some heft.
好吧 Okay.
我覺得紅酒不錯 I'm feeling a red.
就是那種紅色的 看起來很熱鬧的 Kind of a red. I like a lot of noise.
我喜歡那種帶點 I like a little bit of...
類似樹皮汁的口感 kind of a barky finish.
我喜歡用白葡萄酒 I tend to like a white...
配鷹嘴豆沙 with the grit of a hummus...
當然 這樣口感就會變淡了 that's, of course, been thinned out.
就像剛剛觸發你的味覺 Just kind of jump up in the front of your palate...
卻突然撕裂的那種燒灼感 and then rip back and sizzle.
類似泥土那種礦物的口感 Almost a mineral kind of dirt finish...
如果我們點肉類的話 好了 這個看起來 if we're having meat. Okay, here, this is looking...
很好吃的樣子 就這個 promising. Something with...
這個看起來烤得不錯 This one has nice hints of toast...
還有山茱萸 對吧 and dogwood, I assume? Hmm?
好了 給我來份「喜悅的味道」吧 Uh... I will have the Sapori e Delizie.
是 Right.
那是這家餐廳的名字 That is the name of this restaurant.
是的 我知道 Yes, I'm aware of that.
那麼 你為什麼不能 So, why don't you surprise us...
給我們製造點驚喜呢 with something that we don't know?
比如一瓶好酒 Like a delicious bottle of wine.
好的 抱歉 我五分鐘之後再來 好嗎 Right. Sorry, I will be back in five minutes, okay?
現在的好服務真是快絕跡了 So hard to get good help these days.
你難道沒發現嗎 我就發現了 Don't you find that? I find that.
我對你們所有在職的特工都瞭如指掌 I know who all your active agents are.
好了 我覺得 呃 Okay, I'm sensing, uh...
我能重新來過嗎 Can I do a little do over?
我 呃 I, uh...
我真的不知道如何點葡萄酒 I really don't know how to order wine.
我出身於愛荷華州的一個小鎮 I'm from a small town in Iowa.
我是攢錢來羅馬旅行的 I saved up my money to come on this Rome trip.
在我的辦公桌上有一個小存錢罐 I had a little jar on my desk at work...
所有人都說 「你一輩子都攢不夠錢」 and everybody said, "You're never gonna make enough money."
但是我確實攢夠了 所以我就來這兒了 But I did, and I'm here.
然後遇見了你 而且我負擔不起 And then I meet you, and I can't afford...
這種地方的消費 to eat at a place like this,
我只是想給你一個好印象 and I'm just trying to impress you...
而且非常不成功 and doing a really poor job of it.
我猜就是 I thought as much.
你這身廉價的舞會裙看起來就能說明一切了 Your cheap prom dress doesn't exactly scream sophistication.
哦 Oh.
我從沒參加過舞會 所以可能就是這樣 Well, I didn't go to prom, so maybe it is...
我小時候在保加利亞長大 When I was a little girl growing up in Bulgaria...
那是個最糟糕的地方 which is the worst, by the way.
到處都是窮人 窮得只能吃大白菜 Poor people everywhere and cabbages constantly cooking.
有一個女人被逐出家門 There was this woman who was kicked out of her house...
她身無分文 and she lost all her money.
甚至不能靠賣身賺錢 She couldn't even sell her body.
於是她淪落成了街上的小丑 So she became a clown on the streets.
站在泥潭裏表演她所有的把戲 She would perform all her tricks standing in mud,
她不停地哭啊哭 and just cry and cry.
你讓我想起了這個女人 You remind me of this woman.
喲 謝謝 Oh. Thank you.
我也說不上來是哪一點 但確實讓我很熟悉 I don't know what it is, but there's something about you.
剛剛的昏厥 你說話的方式 The fainting, the way you talk...
差勁的時尚品味 your terrible sense of style.
我是在一家不錯的店裏買的這身 I did get this at quite a lovely...
一想到你為了來羅馬 It makes me sad to think of you here
花費了所有積蓄 我就不免悲傷 spending all your savings on Rome.
走吧 我們去布達佩斯 Come on. We're going to Budapest.
布達佩斯 Budapest?
我在那裏有生意要談 I have some business to finish there...
談完後你可以乘坐我的私人飛機 and you can take my private jet when we're done...
想去哪去哪 anywhere you want to get home.
我想用這種方式回報你的救命之恩 My way of repaying you for saving my life.
好吧 Okay.
有什麼問題嗎 Is there a problem?
不 沒有 我們走吧 No. Not at all. Let's go.
嘿 怎麼了 幹什麼 Hey! Wait, what?
我只是在跟那個姑娘聊天而已 I'm just talking to the girl!
好了 好了 我們別把事情搞大了 Okay, okay. Let's not make a scene.
讓我把房間鑰匙拿出來 Let me just get my room key out...
然後整理一下行李 and I'll grab a bag and pack my things.
是蘇珊 她在發代碼 It's Susan. She's sending a code.
不必了 他們會送你回來的 No, they can fly you back later.
關 Shut...
如果你別的衣服也像那條裙子那樣 And if the rest of your clothes look like that dress...
掉 ...down...
我可以派人幫你把它們燒了 ...I can send someone to burn them for you.
哈哈 Ha-ha.
-電源 -一語中的啊 ...the power. Quite a zinger!
關閉羅馬賭場的電源 Shut down the power to the Casino Di Rome.
什麼 What?
那就把整個輸電網都關了 馬上 Shut the entire bloody grid down, then! Now!
那樣真是太好了 That would be great.
請各位保持冷靜 待在原地 Everybody, please remain calm and stay where you are.
噢 不 什麼情況 Oh, no! What's happening?
我能搞定 I've got this.
剛才他媽是什麼情況 What the fuck just happened?
該死 God damn it.
天吶 蕾娜 Oh, my God! Rayna.
多虧了你的頭髮 你才沒摔得那麼嚴重 Thank God your hair broke your fall.
我不知道剛才發生了什麼 I don't know what happened.
燈全滅了 我還以為發生搶劫案了呢 The lights were going out, and I don't know if it's a robbery.
你的兩個保鏢撞到我了 也把你撞倒了 Two of your guys slammed into me and took you down.
其中一個好像還摸了我的屁股 I think one of them touched my bottom.
我不知道是哪個人 但絕對有隻手摸了我 I don't know which one, but I definitely felt a hand.
他們還好嗎 Are they gonna be okay?
我才不擔心他們 I wouldn't worry about them.
他們的命運已經注定了 Their fate has just been sealed.
抱歉 噢 你先走 Sorry. I'll let you go.
無恥下流 Shame on you!
哇哦 Wow.
這架飛機真是太讚了 This is a really jazzy plane.
是你的嗎 Is this yours?
是我父親的 It was my father's.
你以前從沒坐過私人飛機嗎 You've never been on a private jet before?
噢 沒有 Oh, no.
我有一次被升艙到豪華經濟艙 I did get upgraded to premium economy once...
還挺奢華的 which was pretty plush.
豪華經濟艙 Premium economy.
聽起來像是圍動物的畜欄 Sounds like a pen for dirty animals.
是啊 可能吧 Yeah, probably.
不過跟這個還挺不一樣的 But it was not quite like this.
謝謝 Thank you.
你為什麼對我這麼好 Why are you being so nice to me?
不會是因為我讓你想起了什麼 Can't just be because I remind you
可憐的保加利亞小丑吧 of some sad Bulgarian clown.
你讓我想起了我母親 You remind me of my mother.
噢 Oh.
真的嗎 Really?
我是說 我和你 我們年紀差不多 You know that you and I are pretty close in age.
你真逗 You're funny.
一定是你身體裏的保加利亞小丑在作怪 It's the Bulgarian clown in you.
-好吧 -她很了不起 Okay. She was marvelous.
但是她也不同尋常 But she was different.
像你一樣古怪 Eccentric, like you are.
哦 Oh.
當我看見你穿著這身畸形的裙子 The moment I saw you standing there
站在那裏的那一刻 in that abortion of a dress...
噢 拜託 Ah... Come on.
好像聽到你在說 ...it was as if to say...
這就是我的 它很醜 但它是我的 This is what I've got, world. It's hideous, but it's mine.
這就是我母親 This was her.
噢 哇哦 Oh, wow.
嘿 你是怎麼弄到我那張照片的 Hey, how'd you get that picture of me?
我看起來太美了 I look amazing.
你好啊 我的二重身 Hello, doppelganger.
她是我唯一信任的人 She was the only person I could ever trust.
來 敬你的母親 Well, here's to your mom.
-敬我的母親 -也敬你 To my mother. And to you.
敬你 And here's to you.
你可能永遠不會像貓頭鷹那樣聰明 You may never be as wise as an owl...
不過你對我來說永遠如貓頭鷹的叫聲一般 but you'll always be a hoot to me.
多麼愚蠢弱智的祝酒詞啊 What a stupid fucking retarded toast.
-你太討人喜歡了 -你也是 You're delightful. As are you.
嗯 Mmm.
你剛才說我們要去哪兒 Now, where did you say we were headed?
去哪兒 Headed?
你剛才說我們要去 Did you say where?
噢 天吶 Oh, God.
如果你覺得自己被下藥了 If you ever feel like you have been poisoned...
就嚼一顆這個 chew one of these.
嚼一顆這個 Chew one of these.
發生什麼了 What happened?
我還從沒見過死命 I've never seen somebody
撲向大便軟化劑的人 dive for stool softener before.
這是剛剛發生的事情之一 That's one thing that happened.
你把我怎麼了 What did you do?
你給我下藥了嗎 Did you drug me?
當然了 Of course I did.
我跟你說過 我不相信任何人 I told you, I can't trust anybody.
我得檢查一遍你的東西 I had to look through your things.
總之 告訴我 Anyway, tell me...
你的痔瘡是長得很大 are your hemorrhoids particularly large,
還是只是很頑固而已 or just tenacious?
別再發短信了 Stop texting!
我沒在發短信 I'm not texting, if you must know.
我在玩《糖果粉碎傳奇》 我剛玩到95級 I'm playing Candy Crush and I just made level 95.
天哪 真是太沒禮貌了 God, that is so rude!
天吶 科林 你他媽在幹什麼 Jesus, Colin, what the fuck are you doing?
抱歉 蕾娜 計劃有變 I'm sorry, Rayna, but there's been a change of plans.
是誰買通你的 科林 Who paid you off, Colin?
科林已經有大約八個月沒在這兒工作了 Colin hasn't worked here for, like, eight months.
我是弗雷德裏克 I'm Fredrick.
你就是因為 Is that why you're doing this?
我他媽沒記住你的名字才這麼做的嗎 Because I don't remember your fucking name?
這麼說吧 Let's just say there's some people
有人很想要你賣的東西 who really want what you're selling.
你不必這麼做的 You don't have to do this.
我能給你提供很舒適的生活 科 I can give you a very comfortable life, Col...
嗯 Um...
你又忘了我的名字 是嗎 You forgot my name again, didn't you?
-不 我沒忘 -你忘了 No, I didn't. Yeah.
別他媽再說科林了 It's... Don't say fucking Colin.
靠 我才不在乎你叫什麼名字 Fuck! I don't give a shit what your name is.
你就他媽是個傭人 You're the fucking help!
省省吧 科林 但是斯坦和我已經 Nice try, Colin... but Stan and I already sold it to...
我叫弗雷德裏克 It's Fredrick!
弗雷德裏克 Fredrick!
抱歉 女士 他們只付錢讓我 Sorry, lady, but they only paid me for one...
嗷 Ow!
臥槽 Come on!
蕾娜 去駕駛室控制飛機的平衡 Rayna! Go to the cockpit and level us out!
搞得像我知道怎麼開飛機似的 Like I know how to fly a fucking airplane!
真奇怪 That was weird.
啊 Ah!
你愛怎麼吹怎麼吹吧 女士 Blow that thing all you want, lady.
有本事你吹我啊 科林 Yeah? Why don't you blow me, Colin.
嗷 我叫弗雷德裏克 Ow! It's Fredrick.
啊 Ah!
噢 我靠 不是吧 Oh, for fuck's sake!
交給我吧 I got it.
我知道怎麼開飛機 I know what to do.
-你還好嗎 -不好 Are you okay? No!
我的屁股上壓了個死人腦袋 I've got a dead man's head up my ass.
這一下是為了法恩 This one's for Fine.
要向下衝啦 Downdraft!
怎麼又來了 Not again!
你知道你他媽在幹什麼嗎 Do you have any idea what you're fucking doing?
噢 這些控制器太靈敏了 The controls are so sensitive.
哦 天啊 Oh, God.
有個死鬼剛剛拉褲子了 One of these dead fuckers just shit his pants.
好了 等等 Okay, wait a minute.
搞定了 I got it.
我好像搞定了 好了 I think I got... Okay.
好了 Okay.
那個飛行模擬器軟體還是挺有用的 哈 Good thing I learned to use that flight simulator app, huh?
恭喜你 潘妮·摩根 Congratulations, Penny Morgan.
你把自己的身份暴露了 You just blew your cover.
把飛機調成自動飛行 然後站起來 Now put the plane on autopilot and get up.
你要是敢耍任何把戲 我就一槍 Any bullshit, and I'll blow your CIA brains
把你中情局的腦袋瓜子崩滿儀表盤 all over that control panel.
我知道你在想什麼 I know what you're thinking.
但你錯了 And you're wrong.
我的真名是 My real name is...
-你想好間諜名了嗎 -還沒呢 Did you come up with your spy name yet? No.
-我會叫 -安布爾·瓦倫丁 Mine would be... Amber Valentine.
你是什麼 色情明星嗎 What are you, a porn star?
你他媽真搞笑啊 哈 You're fucking hilarious, huh?
我是私人保鏢 I'm a private bodyguard,
你父親雇我保護你的 and your father hired me to protect you.
保鏢 就你 拜託 Bodyguard? You? Please.
你別不屑了 如果沒有我 That's funny, because the way I see it, without me...
你現在已經在阿爾卑斯山墜機身亡了 you would currently be crashed in the Alps right now.
你也有可能正躺在陳屍室裏 Or you'd be laying in a morgue
喉嚨燒穿了個洞 with a hole burned in your throat.
你這個被寵壞的小廢物 You little spoiled piece of shit.
我父親為什麼會雇你這種人 Why would my father hire somebody like you?
因為他信任我 Because he trusted me.
而且無論出於什麼原因 And for whatever fucking reason,
他愛你 he loved you.
甚至不想讓你知道我在暗地保護你 Didn't even want you to know I was watching you.
所以 是他想出的這個餿主意 So he was the one that made me come up
讓我裝成可悲的潘妮·摩根 with this whole loser Penny Morgan bullshit.
什麼「你看起來像我去世的母親」 Yeah, "You look just like my dead mama."
布啦布啦 Wah.
你他媽還說 And fuck you for saying
我看起來像那個畜生 I look anything like that fucking beast.
怪不得你父親沒能得到想要的兒子 No wonder your father never had the son he wanted.
操了她一次 You fuck that monster once...
就拍拍屁股走人了 and you just drop the fucking mic and walk out.
去你的 你簡直滿口胡言 Fuck you. Everything you've said is a lie.
噢 Oh.
怎麼了 我戳到你的痛處了嗎 What happened? Did I hit a little sore spot?
是啊 他一直想要個兒子 你是知道的 Yeah, he always wanted a son, and you knew it.
聽著 他想讓你接手那筆生意 Look, he wanted you to take over the business.
他只是擔心你會白白送命 He was just afraid you were gonna get yourself killed.
所以如果你想活下來 想把核彈賣出去 So if you wanna live, and you wanna unload that bomb...
就緊緊跟著我 you stick with me.
如果你有任何異議的話 And if you got a problem with that...
你知道會怎樣嗎 蕾娜 you know what you can do, Rayna?
你就和你該死的口音 You and your bullshit accent
一起開這架破飛機吧 can land this fucking plane by yourselves.
好吧 保鏢 Okay, bodyguard.
但是如果我一旦發現你在說謊 But if I find out you're lying to me about any of this...
我就讓你嘗嘗你做夢都沒想過的死法 I'll show you ways to die you never even dreamed of.
我們現在去布達佩斯 我得喝一杯 Now, let's go to Budapest. I need a fucking drink.
你他媽是得喝一杯 Yeah, I bet you fucking do.
我滴個神吶 Oh, my God.
# People want my power And they want my station #
# Stormed my winter palace But they couldn't take it #
# Try to pull my status But they couldn't fake it #
博伊諾夫小姐 歡迎回到布達佩斯四季大酒店 Welcome back to the Four Seasons Budapest, Miss Boyanov.
別和我說話 我不認識你 Don't talk to me. You're not my friend.
離我遠點 Get away from me.
好了 閃開 閃開 我來 Move. Move! I got it.
那麼 我們的計劃是什麼 我們要見誰 So, what's the plan? Who are we meeting?
你是我的保鏢 不是我的生意夥伴 You're my bodyguard, not my business partner...
所以專注保護我就好了 so just focus on guarding my body.
好吧 不知道我們今晚會見誰的話 So not knowing who we're meeting tonight
我會效率格外高咯 is gonna make me extra effective.
好的可以 我懂 That's okay. I get it.
我有我的事要處理 你自己沒問題 I got shit to do. You'll probably be fine.
你為什麼不去買身漂亮的裙子當壽衣呢 Why don't I go get you a nice dress to be buried in?
蠢貨 Dumbass.
如果非要說的話 I'm meeting a potential bidder,
我要會見一個潛在買家 if you must know.
如果他們不反對當前的報價 If they don't top the current offer,
明天就能達成交易 the sale will happen tomorrow.
-在哪 -我還不知道 Where? I don't know yet.
安東 Anton!
嗷 Ouch!
安東也是我保鏢 你個神經 Anton is part of my security team, psycho!
好吧 你猜怎麼著 我不喜歡他的臉 Yeah, well, guess what? I don't like his face.
我就不喜歡你那副模樣 I don't like the looks of your face!
那你特麼是誰 And who the fuck are you?
我就是那個把你雞雞 I'm the person that's gonna cut your dick off
切下來粘到你額頭上 and glue it to your forehead...
讓你看起來像個沒雞雞的獨角獸 so you look like a limp-dick unicorn.
姐就是這麼牛逼 That's who the fuck I am.
你應該叫袋屌 Your name should be "Mr. Bag o' Dicks"...
而不是安東 not "Anton."
好了 天吶 淡定點 好嗎 Okay. Jesus. Let's just calm down, okay?
他難道長得不像一袋屌麼 Does he not look like a bag o' dicks? Enough.
夠了 可算知道我爸怎麼會看中你了 I can see why my father liked you now.
安布爾是雇來的保鏢 Amber is my hired bodyguard.
多跟她學學 Be more like her.
你的腦袋最好沒把我手機砸壞了 And your head better not have broken my fucking phone.
今晚非常重要 We've got a big night ahead of us.
不用怕把自己洗乾淨 安布爾 Don't be afraid to clean yourself up, Amber.
我是說 好好洗個澡 Take a shower is what I'm saying.
是麼 你也記得親自下水沐浴 Yeah? Don't be afraid to hit water yourself.
你聞起來就像被海浪沖刷過 You smell like a dead hooker that washed up on the beach...
又被太陽炙烤了一個星期後 then roasted in the sun for a week
才發現的死妓女 before anybody found her body.
好了 你需要收斂一點 Okay. You need to take it way down.
抱歉 說太過了 好吧 說得太過了 I'm sorry, that's too much. Okay, that was too much.
-天吶 -太過了 Jeez! Too much.
天 God.
你在盯著看什麼 What are you staring at?
老娘能毀了你信不信 I will destroy you.
等我毀了你 And then after I'm done destroying you,
我會給你的殘肢拍個照 I'll take a picture of what's left...
發給你老母 of your body, and I'm gonna text it to your mother.
順便把你的遺言也寫上 With a little note that says his last words were...
我老媽很惡劣 是你把我弄成這樣的 My mother was terrible. You did this to me.
你太刻薄了 That's so fucking mean.
是啊 老娘就是這麼刻薄 Yeah, I'm so fucking mean.
你才發現嗎 You're just figuring that out?
給我你的外套 Give me your coat.
這是男式的外套 This is a man's coat.
對 但我看你不是男人啊 對不對 Yeah, but I don't see a man, do I?
我看見的是個《音樂之聲》裏的小丑 I see a reject from The Sound of Music.
這是我媽媽的外套 但是她很有男子漢氣概 It was my mother's coat, but she's very masculine.
你看起來就像ABBA拉了泡屎 然後蓋上了一件風衣[瑞典流行組合] You look like ABBA took a shit and put a trench coat on it.
我不會給你的 Well, I won't give it to you.
我這件裙子已經穿了十二小時了 I've been in this dress for 12 fucking hours.
把你的外套給我 Give me your coat.
不要 No.
-趕緊的 -不要 這是我的外套 Yeah. No, I won't give... This is my coat.
我特麼要穿過你的身體 I'm gonna reach through your fucking body...
然後把你的背像狼人一樣撕開 and rip out your back like a fucking werewolf.
而且不會撕壞你的外套 Without tearing the jacket.
這樣我就能穿了 Just so I can wear your jacket,
最後再給你豎個中指 and give you a final "Fuck you."
哦 不 你不會的 Oh, no, you won't.
我要搶你這該死的外套 I'm gonna take that fucking coat.
早警告過你了 你這個瑞典軟蛋 I warned you, you Swedish gummy fish motherfucker!
啊 Ouch!
哦 我的天 Oh, my God.
-南希 -我的天 蘇珊 Nance? Oh, my God, Susan!
在嗎 在嗎 Hello. Hello?
跟我說點什麼 拜託了 Just say something to me, please.
蘇珊 說什麼都行 Susan? Anything.
我受不了了 蘇珊 I cannot handle this, Susan!
現在我的腦子裏轉的 There is nothing in real life
全是一個間諜 that someone could do to a spy...
能遭遇的最噁心 that is filthier or more upsetting
最糟糕的場景 than what my brain will cook up right now.
所以快拯救我吧 蘇珊 So save me from myself, Susan!
因為你知道我會怎麼樣 Because you know what's going to happen.
我會說起來沒完的 不是嗎 I'm gonna get chattier, aren't I?
你知不知道 你永遠無法改變自己臉上的大毛孔 Did you know that you can't ever change having big pores?
我的天吶 南希 你快把我逼瘋了 Oh, my God, Nancy, you are driving me nuts!
我不能說話是因為我待在滿是人的電梯裏 I couldn't talk because I was in an elevator filled with people.
哦 好吧 謝天謝地啊 You're all right. Oh, thank God.
你消失了十二個小時 我們不知道發生了什麼 You disappeared for 12 hours. We didn't know what happened!
我不得不摘掉我的耳機和攝像頭 I had to take out my earpiece and my camera.
蕾娜已經盯上我們的特工 Rayna's on to our agents and she was gonna
她一公里外就能檢測到我的設備 spot my equipment from a mile away.
你和蕾娜在一起 You're with Rayna?
你不應該和她距離少於一公里 You're not supposed to be within a mile away of her.
南希 我知道 但是我正深入潛伏 Nancy, I know, but I'm in deep
而且得到了最佳情報 and I'm getting such good intel.
拜託了 我只需要 Please, I just need to remain
靜默無線電時間再長一點 on radio silence just a little bit longer.
好的 不用擔心 因為我現在出來了 Well, don't worry, because I'll be able
以便更好地盯著你 to keep a better eye on you now.
你怎麼這麼說 怎麼盯 What are you talking about? How?
等等 你在這幹什麼 What are you doing here?
伊蓮想知道你到底打算幹什麼 Elaine wanted to know exactly what you were up to...
所以我跟蹤了你的耳麥 他們派我來找你 so I tracked your earpiece. They sent me here to find you.
他們派你出來 They sent you?
我和你一樣 沒人認識 I'm as unknown as you are,
所以他們覺得我當臥底是安全的 so they thought my cover was safe.
他們給你新身份了麼 Did they give you an identity?
特別酷 It's so cool.
-我說我想當安布爾·瓦倫丁 -什麼 I said I wanted to be Amber Valentine... What?
他們就同意了 ...and they let me use it.
我不曉得為什麼你可以選自己的身份 I don't know why you got to pick your identity.
而我不得不接受奇葩的貓夫人身份 I had to go as a freaking cat lady.
-安布爾 -幹嘛 - Amber! - Yes?
她是誰 Who is this?
抱歉 我不知道原來你是警察啊 管這麼多 I'm sorry. I didn't know the police were here.
這是我的同事 警探大人 This is my colleague, detective.
我告訴過你的那個 The one I fucking told you about.
-不 你沒說過 No, you didn't.
-我說過了 海倫·凱勒[你個聾子] Yes, I did, Helen Keller!
那你們都叫安布爾麼 You're both named Amber?
哇哦 我告訴你該怎麼跟我說話來著 What did I tell you about talking to me?
沒有啊 你沒說過啊 Nothing. You just said nothing about talking.
要不要我用我的左拳 You want me to have Cagney
和右拳跟你解釋解釋 and fucking Lacey explain it to you?
右拳封喉 Cagney's coming down your fucking throat.
左拳撩陰 Lacey, she's gonna come up your ass.
我要把你的蛋擼到鬢角上 I'm gonna meet them in the fucking middle...
然後把你的小心臟當手風琴來拉 and play your heart like a fucking accordion.
直到把你玩出翔 I'm gonna pump that shit until it pops.
你這個瑞士小娘們 You Swedish bitch.
你敢 You wouldn't dare.
你要哭麼 你這個瑞士小娘炮 You gonna cry, you little Swiss fucking pussy?
-我不會哭的 -你現在就在哭 I'm not gonna cry. You're crying now!
我沒有 I'm not!
是天太特麼熱了 It's so fucking hot!
好了 先別逗安東了 You know, just, let's leave Anton alone for now.
拜託 Please.
你叫什麼名字 What's your name?
-蘇珊·庫伯 -什麼 Susan Cooper. What?
-喔 不好意思 條件反射 -我剛剛怎麼說的 Sorry, it came out. What did I...
不應該說她真實名字 She's not supposed to fucking say her real name.
她是我最出色的同事之一 功夫特別好 She's one of my best. She's highly fucking skilled.
非常好 Very skilled.
然後呢 能從更高的櫥櫃裏拿東西出來麼 At what? Getting things out of a high cupboard?
別這樣 Don't do that.
這個梗很棒 因為我很高 That's very good! Because I'm tall.
奇怪的是 我不是很擅長從高處取東西 Weirdly, I'm not very good at reaching high things.
一個醫生曾經告訴過我 我的肌肉和嬰兒的差不多 A doctor once said to me I have the muscle capacity of an infant.
我的胳膊就像兩根麵條 My arms are like two noodles.
蘇珊 護送雷娜去安全的地方 馬上 Susan, get Rayna to safety, now!
包我身上 I've got her.
快走 Go!
讓開 Get away!
哦 天啊 Oh, my God!
誰會在小摩托車上安棚子啊 以為自己是誰啊 教皇嗎 Who puts a roof on a scooter? What are you, the Pope?
哦 Ooh!
快閃開 Get out of the way!
哦 Oh!
我的天啊 Oh, my God!
他們開得太快了 我追不上 This guy is driving crazy! I can't keep up with him!
好了 等一下 Wait a minute.
有辦法了 I got it.
好吧 抄近道 All right, little detour.
天吶 Oh, God.
硬著頭皮上吧 Let's do this!
我簡直帥呆了 I am so badass!
我懂 I got it.
我知道你在說什麼 I know what you're saying.
廢話少說 You're no prize yourself!
干你自己的活兒 Get back to work!
我們要去哪兒 Where are we going?
你胳肢窩裏一股奶酪味兒 Smells like cheese under here!
抱歉 我的汗有奶酪味兒 Apologies. I may be sweating...
是因為吃了一大份意大利面 cheese because I had quite a hearty lasagna.
簡直就是他媽可笑的小丑秀 Fucking ridiculous clown show!
現在就結束這場狗血劇 This fuckery stops now.
不好意思 請問 Excuse me, do you know
這附近有派派斯炸雞店嗎 if there's a Popeyes Chicken around here?
你說啥 What?
我看這條路上有家肯德基 但是我更喜歡派派斯炸雞 I saw a KFC down the way, but I'm more of a Popeyes guy.
那裏的肉味實在有點怪 The food is really weird...
天啊 我去問別人 Oh, my God, I'll ask someone else!
好了 夠了 Okay, enough!
放下武器 Drop your weapon!
哦 我的天 凱倫 Oh, my God. Karen.
你不是在卡普裏島麼 Why aren't you in Capri?
抱歉我開槍打你了 I'm so sorry I shot you.
你肯定也沒認出我來 You must not have known it was me, either.
我換髮型了 I changed my hair.
哦 是啊 Oh, yeah.
看起來不錯 這是接發麼 Looks really good. Are those extensions?
不是 是我自己的頭髮 No, it's just my hair.
就洗剪吹了幾下 染了個色 You know, a few clips. Colored.
好吧 隨你怎麼說 Okay, if you say so.
抱歉 接下來的事更抱歉 I'm sorry. And I'm sorry about this, too.
哦 我的天 Oh, my God.
不 不 不 No, no, no!
蘇珊 我腿快斷了 Susan! My thighs are on fire!
我才不在乎 蕾娜在哪兒 I don't care! Where is Rayna?
我不知道 我倆走散了 I don't know. She slipped off me.
我跑得一身汗 I was very sweaty.
我讓你看好她的 I thought I asked you to watch her.
我不知道她頂著那樣一頭頭髮還能跑這麼快 I don't know how she ran so fast, particularly with that hair.
看著至少有20磅 It must weigh 20 pounds at least.
她可能是個女巫 她是不是對我施咒了 Maybe she's a witch. Do you think she put a spell on me?
凱倫·沃克已經死了 Karen Walker is dead.
-什麼 -她是雙面間諜 What? She's a double agent!
有人當我的面開槍打死了她 Somebody shot her right in front of me.
我不知道是誰幹的 I don't know who did it.
我不知道這趟水有多深 I don't know how deep this whole thing goes.
哦 天吶 喔 Oh, my God.
你們給老娘他媽的滾上來 Get your motherfucking asses up here!
馬上 Now!
她要是聽見了怎麼辦 But what if she heard?
她不會的 She didn't hear.
如果聽見了呢 But what if she did hear?
我們的聲音沒那麼大 We weren't even talking that loud.
那種女人有順風耳 A woman like that has super ears.
好了 她根本就沒有什麼順風耳 Okay, she does not have super ears...
是你逼我我才這麼說的 and I'm only bringing this up because you asked me to...
你現在滿身都是負能量 but you are putting a very negative spin on this situation.
哦 哇哦 我們要因為這個吵架嗎 安布爾·瓦倫丁 Oh, wow. We're going with that now, are we, Amber Valentine?
蘇珊·庫珀 真要這樣嗎 嗯 Susan Cooper, really? Susan Cooper?
好了 走吧 Okay. Here we go.
好的 我們能行的 Okay. We got this.
我的腿不會動了 My legs won't seem to move.
好了 南希 我知道你很害怕 Okay, Nancy, I realize that you are scared,
但你已經牽扯進來了 but you are in this now...
我真的 真的需要你打起精神來 and I really, really need you to hold it together.
打起精神來 Holding it together.
我將會是你見過的最精神的人 I shall now be the most held-together person you have ever met.
好了 走吧 Okay. Let's go.
哦 天啊 Oh, dear.
做好一切準備 她性格超級古怪 Be prepared for anything. She's erratic.
根本看不出來她在想什麼 It's impossible to tell what she's thinking.
很有可能她是在用保加利亞語思考 Probably because she's thinking in Bulgarian.
-你在幹什麼 -我在繫鞋帶 What are you doing? I'm just tying up my shoelaces.
你穿的是樂福鞋 快過來 You're wearing a loafer. Get over here.
給我進來 Get in!
該死 有人在追殺我 Shit! People are trying to kill me
而我的保鏢團竟然只有 and all that's left of my fucking security team
你們兩個在保護我 is you two defending me...
你們看起來像不知道誰家跑出去度假的瘋婆子 and you look like somebody's demented aunts on vacation!
你們團隊裏除了這只有哮喘的大鳥 Do you have anyone on your team...
就沒別人了麼 other than this asthmatic Big Bird?
是啊 其實她是負責 Yeah, we usually just use her
非外勤安全消息資源的 for non-physical security resources.
只要不是體力方面的 我都在行 I'm very non-physically resourceful.
我見多識廣 能看懂掌紋和地圖 I do a lot of reading. I read palms and maps...
而且我讀了全套的《飢餓遊戲》 and I've read all of The Hunger Games...
這特麼有什麼卵用 How is that helpful?
我不知道 我快嚇尿了 I don't know. I'm panicking!
還有你 And you!
你必須換下這身愚蠢的佩妮·摩根裝備了 You have to stop with these stupid Penny Morgan outfits!
你必須穿得像個人樣 You have to dress like an actual human!
等我回來的時候 Get me more security
多找點安保人員來 否則你倆死定了 when I come back out here or you're both dead!
# I am cold blooded #
這身亮瞎你 蕾娜 Suck on this, Rayna.
這項任務真燒錢啊 This mission's gonna cost you money, you know.
上一身就花費了你一半的裝備資金了 The clothing allowance cut off halfway through the last...
我的天 你能不能集中注意 My God, can you just please concentrate
尋找新保鏢啊 on getting the new bodyguard?
偶滴神啊 求你了 God damn it! Please!
好的 好的 All right, all right.
壞了 Crabby.
我已經聯繫局裏了 I've already contacted the agency.
哦 不是吧 Aw. Come on!
你 穿著這一身 完美 You, in this outfit... Magnifico!
你有什麼消息麼 Do we have anything yet?
到目前還沒有 蘇珊 No one so far, Susan.
人群到是有點嚇人 Slightly intimidating crowd, however.
你好 你好漂亮 Hello, you look nice.
啊 接著笑啊 小心假下巴掉出來 Ah, just keep laughing. Looks fade.
盯緊了 Keep your eyes open.
該死的 告訴過你讓你打扮一下 God damn it, I told you to dress up.
摘下你的手套 And take off those gloves.
你看起來就像達斯·韋德[星球大戰人物] You look like Darth-fucking-Vader.
是嗎 你看起來就像是頭上有只死了的毛怪[星球大戰中的伊渥克族] Yeah? Well, you look like an Ewok died on your head.
我都不知道你說的是什麼 I don't even know what that means.
等我像剖開湯湯一樣剖開你[星球大戰中的雪地蜥蜴] You're gonna know what it means
你就知道是什麼意思了 when I split you open like a Tauntaun.
隨你怎麼說 Whatever.
盯著這個女人 Keep an eye out for this woman.
她就是來交易的人 She's the one coming to make the bid.
他還有個同夥 He's got a friend.
挺好看的 Very pretty.
你還知道好看兩個字怎麼寫 I'm glad you know what pretty is.
下次在服裝店裏記得在腦子裏多想幾遍 You should remember it next time you're in a clothing store.
我要你睜大眼睛盯好了 I need you to keep your eyes open.
我可能需要你的幫助 I may need your help out there.
閉上眼睛不去看 To close my eyes
你這完美的身體 in the presence of this beautiful body...
簡直就是犯罪 would be a crime.
哦 天吶 Oh, God.
南希 記得那個我在巴黎發現的那個女人麼 Nancy, okay, you know the woman
那個設炸彈的人 I spotted in Paris, the bomber?
她就是今晚來交易的人 She's coming tonight to make a bid.
如果她在為德·盧卡賣命 那我們一定要小心了 She already works for De Luca so we know something is up.
我需要你注意 I need you to keep an...
這個陰魂不散的東西 Son of a bee sting.
不好意思 他是我的 Excuse me, he's mine.
沒錯 Yeah.
我沒想推她這麼狠的 I didn't mean to hit her that hard.
你看起來就是像個氣球做的動物 You're like a balloon animal.
給 拿著 Here, take those.
嗨 你在幹嘛呢 福特 Hi. What are you doing, Ford?
我是來幫你的 庫珀 I'm here to help you, Cooper.
你雖然找到了蕾娜 但是你不能丟了她 You may have found Rayna, but you cannot lose her.
-這不是鬧著玩的 -是麼 This isn't fucking playtime anymore! Yeah?
你這一臉假鬍子就是鬧著玩的 It's playtime on your face, with your stupid mustache!
你是從土豆先生身上搶來的嗎[玩具總動員] Where'd you get that from, Mr. Potato Head?
你會暴露我的身份的 You are gonna blow my fucking cover.
是嗎 太陽鏡可不是易容 那只是配飾 Yeah? Sunglasses are not a cover, they're an accessory.
你奏凱 Get out of here!
沒有我來幫忙 You're gonna fuck this
你會搞砸這次任務的 up without me around to save your girly ass.
天啊 我真是恨死你了 God, I hate you so much!
你不能被對我的渴望蒙蔽了雙眼 庫珀 You can't let your desire for me put you in danger, Cooper.
哦 天啊 你想得美 Oh, God, you wish, Magnum.
你的舞姿就像個飢渴的高中生 You dance like a horny eighth grader.
你硬了嗎 放開我 Are you erect? Get off me!
混不下去就滾 Blend in, or get the fuck out!
你滾 You get out of here!
看看現在誰佔上風 Yeah, who's dominating now?
操 Fuck!
放手 你這個混蛋 Don't, you son of a bitch.
你在逗我麼 你起來 You've gotta be kidding! Get off of me!
-你起來 -別用你那絲綢襯衫挨著我 You get off of me! Get your silky shirt off of me!
混不下去就滾 Blend in, or get the fuck out.
謝謝美女們 Thank you for the beautiful ladies.
大家喜歡嘛 You guys okay?
讓我們歡迎 五十分先生 Let's welcome Mr. 50 Cent!
布達佩斯 你們好嗎 What's up, Budapest?
我剛吃了紅燴牛肉[匈牙利美食] 太正點了 I just had some goulash. The shit was on point!
# Get the party rockin' Bottles poppin' #
# Tonight we gonna turn up till we #
哦 該死 她到了 Oh, shit. She's here.
我們不能讓蕾娜見到她 We can't let Rayna see her...
你去廢了她的保鏢 我去對付她 so you need to take out her bodyguards and I'll deal with her.
別對我發號施令 Ain't nobody orders me around!
天啊 你有更好的辦法嗎 God, do you have a better idea?
我們向夜店裏釋放一種氣體 Yeah, we release a gas in the club...
讓每個人都患上暫時的失憶癥 causing everybody to get temporary amnesia.
加上一百根雷管 Get 100 sticks of dynamite...
天吶 快去 去吧 Oh, God! Just go! Just go!
南希 我需要你現在就過來 Nancy, I need you to get in here now.
這就來 蘇珊 我在這 我在這 I'm coming, Susan. I'm here!
不好意思 借過 Pardon. Excuse me.
好了 我來了 我來了 Okay. I'm here. I'm here.
哦 喔 五十分 Wow! 50 Cent Piece!
謝謝你告訴我他來了 Thanks for letting me know.
別讓蕾娜看見那女人 Do not let Rayna see that woman.
轉移眾人注意 現在就去 Create a diversion, now.
-什麼樣的轉移 -夠勁爆的 What kind of diversion? A big one!
# Let's enjoy tonight Like tonight's our last #
# We can focus on the future And reflect on the past #
# We done came so far I mean, look where we are #
五十分 我愛你 50, I love you!
親親我 Kiss me!
-抓住她 -快親我 Get her! Take me now!
轉過身來 Turn around.
-起來 -我要親你了 Get off! I'm coming in!
南希 我抓住她了 門外見 Nancy, I got her. Meet me outside.
好的 好的 Okay. Right.
我很好 謝謝 I'm fine now. Thank you so much.
好了 Okay.
我心願完成了 就這樣吧 I got my wish. That was it.
我要去克羅地亞找麥克·巴布爾了 他想要我 I've now got to jump Michael Buble in Croatia. He wants me.
好了 庫珀 一切都在我掌控之中了 All right, Cooper. I've got this under control.
你跟我走 You're coming with me.
哦 天吶 蘇珊 Oh, my God, Susan!
好吧 更大的轉移 Okay, bigger diversion.
超大的轉移 Huge diversion.
婊子 Bitch!
我要知道她為誰賣命 I gotta know who she's working for.
把蕾娜帶走 Get Rayna out of here!
不公平 That's not fair!
哇 哇 哇 Whoa! Whoa!
該死的 God damn it!
南希 你在哪 Nancy, where are you?
這會兒不方便 Bit indisposed.
原來五十分沒什麼 It turns out 50 Cent doesn't have a great sense
幽默感和諷刺感 of humor or irony.
我需要後援 我把槍丟在夜店了 I need backup! I lost my gun in the club!
我們可能比你想的要更相似 We're probably more alike than you think!
哦 Oh!
好吧 好吧 Okay. Okay.
哦 該死 Oh, shit.
嗷 Ow!
我為什麼要把手套摘了啊 Why'd I get rid of my gloves?
嗷 他媽媽的 Ow! Motherbutler!
你穿一身連身褲脾氣可不小啊 You got a lot of rage in that jumpsuit.
你玩真的嗎 You dead serious?
天啊 God!
等等 等等 Wait! Wait a minute!
你不想這樣的 我也不想 This isn't what you want, or what I want.
這是男人們的方式 This is like what the Man wants.
而我們呢 兩個又漂亮又迷人的美女 Us, you know? Two smart, pretty brunettes...
這樣互相殘殺 kind of breaking each other down.
我是說 你長得很像我大學處過的一個對象 I mean, you look similar to a gal I was in college with.
就那樣發生了 Things happened.
我們只是淺嘗輒止 I think we all dabble.
頂多就是手活兒和口活兒 It's mostly just kind of stuff with hands and...
我都等不及要殺了你了 God, I can't wait to kill you.
哦 Oh...
穿得真透啊 That's clean through.
謝謝你送的武器 Thanks for your weapon.
那已經捅過你了 It's been inside you,
所以我不想讓它再捅我 so I don't think it should go inside me...
起來 起來 Get up. Get up!
你被蘇珊·庫珀和 You are under arrest by Susan Cooper...
美國政府逮捕了 and the government of the United States.
蕾娜 你是怎麼做到的 Rayna, how did you do that?
不是我做的 I didn't.
是他 He did.
你好啊 庫珀 Hello, Coop.
法恩 Fine?
嗷 Ow...
嘿 Hey.
庫珀 Coop.
醒醒 Wake up!
你睡得好麼 Did you have a nice nap?
你的鼾聲很大 You were snoring very loudly.
這可不是現在 That's just really not the most
最令我掃興的消息 upsetting news right now.
我爸爸曾經把人帶到這來 My father used to bring people here.
他也會讓你穿成一副淫蕩海豚訓師麼 Did he also make you dress like a slutty dolphin trainer?
他讓他們挨餓 折磨他們 He'd starve them... torture them.
只有你想不到的 You name it.
但是他最恨 But he especially didn't like it
別人騙他 when people lied to him.
再說我也沒買賬 Not that I bought it.
你早就知道了 You knew?
我當然知道 Of course I knew.
我告訴過你更適合待在地下室 庫珀 I told you, you were better off in the basement, Coop.
這一切本能避免的 You could have avoided all of this.
然後呢 法恩 And what, Fine?
那你現在是個賣核武器的黑市商人了麼 Now you're a nuclear black marketer?
還是一個恐怖分子 A terrorist?
不 No...
他是專職干我的 He's just fucking me.
你親嘴聲音真大 You're a loud kisser.
-你說什麼 -你親嘴聲音太大 Excuse me? You're a loud kisser.
而且既噁心又讓人反感 And it's gross and unappealing.
你看起來就像個老掉牙的婦人 You look like some old, toothless woman
吸吮甜甜圈裏的果凍 sucking the jelly out of a donut.
嘿 和殺掉你父親的男人上床 Hey, what's it like sleeping with the man
是什麼感覺 that killed your father?
這話傷不到我 庫珀 Nice try, Coop.
她已經知道那是克雷斯干的了 She already knows it was Cress.
啊 Ah.
好吧 Okay.
你應該一直愛著他 對吧 You've probably always been in love with him, haven't you?
在耳機裏跟他說話 Talking in his ear...
希望有一天他會愛上你 hoping eventually one day he'll fall in love with you.
可憐的蘇珊·科爾曼 Poor little, pathetic Susan Coleman.
那不是我的姓 That's not my last name,
清楚地記住我的姓沒那麼難吧 so it's really not much of a burn, is it?
庫平 Cooping.
不是 No.
克魯平 Croupon.
你是想說克魯鵬麼 Are you thinking "Groupon"?
不 我的名字不是克魯鵬 No, my name's not "Groupon."
-克魯普 -接著猜 Croupe. Keep going.
卡帕斯基 Kapowski.
邊兒都不沾了 That's getting further from it!
管他媽的是什麼 你早晚是死 Well, whatever the fuck it is, let's just call you dead.
嘿 寶貝 Hey, baby?
我記得咱說好把她留到今晚的 I thought we were gonna hang on to her till tonight.
我改變主意了 I changed my mind.
再見 Goodbye.
我才不會浪費子彈在你身上呢 Like I'd waste a bullet on you.
把她關到屋裏 Put her in the room.
啊 Ah!
嘿 奧爾多 Hey, Aldo.
你好 被俘的美女 Hello, captured lady.
我失敗了 I failed.
我的任務失敗了 I failed the mission.
法恩還活著 而且他是個叛徒 Fine is alive... and he's a traitor.
別這麼垂頭喪氣的 Don't be downhearted.
我媽說過 My mama said to me...
奧爾多 生活充滿悲傷 Aldo, life is full of sorrow...
與驚喜 And surprises.
但是 一對壯麗的胸 But, a magnificent pair of bosoms...
可以 Will...
說得好 Good story.
蘇珊 Susan.
-別碰我 -不 聽著 Get away from me. No, listen.
我時間不多 I haven't got much time.
你為什麼要這樣做 法恩 Why'd you do it, Fine?
這是我唯一潛入的方法 This was my only way in.
我必須裝死來騙取蕾娜的信任 I had to fake my death to gain Rayna's trust.
我干擾了信號 取出了我的攝像頭 I jammed the signal, popped out my lens.
很簡單 It was easy.
我不想這麼對你 庫珀 但是我沒辦法 我必須這樣 I hated to do it to you, Coop, but I had to. I had to.
蕾娜知道我們所有的特工 Rayna knew all about our agents...
因為凱倫·沃克把名字賣給她的 because Karen Walker sold her the names.
我不能相信特工部的人 I just couldn't trust anyone at the agency
不會出賣我 甚至是你 not to give me away, not even you.
我怎麼知道你說的是真的 How do I even know you're telling me the truth?
凱倫·沃克是不是想殺你 Did Karen Walker try to kill you?
你殺的她 You shot her?
我深度潛伏 I'm deep undercover.
但不至於深到不能保護你 But not so deep that I can't still protect you.
好吧 看著我的眼睛 All right, look me in the eye.
啊 What?
好好看著我的眼睛 Really look me in the eye.
你的一隻眼比另一隻大 One of your eyes is bigger than the other.
真的麼 Really?
不是 No.
你很完美 該死 You're perfect, God damn it.
混蛋 Asshole.
哦 God!
好疼 That hurt.
很好 就想讓你疼的 Good, it was supposed to.
咪咪 Bosom.
他危險麼 Is he dangerous?
有奶的才危險 Only if you have boobs.
那麼 蕾娜知道我是個特工麼 So did Rayna really know I was a spy?
不知道 直到你在廚房的時候暴露身份 No. Not until you blew your cover back at that kitchen.
我真的以為她能更有經驗點 I really thought she was more experienced than that.
謝天謝地她並不聰明 Thank God she's not, huh?
因為如果是的話 你已經死了 Because if she was, you'd be dead now.
我掩護得很好 I think they're pretty good covers...
我得走了 I gotta go.
我們要去德·盧卡的別墅見杜達耶夫 We're heading to De Luca's villa to meet with Dudaev.
然後我們帶他去拿核彈 Then we're taking him to wherever the bomb is.
這件事就要結束了 This thing is almost over.
堅持住 Hang tight.
你好啊 被束的美女 Hello, bound lady.
沒心情跟你開玩笑 奧爾多 Not now, Aldo.
我覺得法恩先生低估了你 I think Mr. Fine has underestimated you.
你找到了目標 You found your targets,
追蹤他們 還努力地抗爭 you tracked them down, you fought very hard.
蘇珊 Susan...
你是個好特工 you are a good agent.
下次你會抓到他們的 對吧 You'll get them next time, huh?
除非我們死在這兒了 Unless we die here.
那你就抓不住他們了 Then you will not.
我們不能這樣乾等下去了 You know what, I'm not going down like this.
我要你幫我解開 I need you to untie me.
咪咪 什麼 Bosom. What?
該死 Stop! God damn it!
幫我解開 Just untie me.
不 你聽到法恩先生說的了 他在制定計劃 No, you heard Mr. Fine. He's working a plan.
我們要靜觀其變 We have to stay put.
快給我解開 Untie me. Now.
那是我屁股 That's my ass.
這種體位很難看清或估計我的位置 It is very difficult to see or gauge my position.
你就是在摸我的屁股 You're just simply grabbing my ass.
哦 抱歉 Oh. I am, sorry.
往一邊倒 Let's roll to our side.
天吶 God!
哦 嘿 Oh! Hey!
繩子綁得很緊 但我正在努力 The knot is very tight, but I am making progress.
你的手根本不在繩子上 Your hand is way up in there.
我的右手被身子壓住了 My right hand is restrained from the weight of my body.
好了 來試試這種體位 Okay. Let's try this.
哦 天啊 Oh, God.
好了 我一點點的挪過去 Okay. I will inchworm my way...
你聲音太大了 You're being very loud.
噓 Shh!
好吧 我有個主意 Wait. I have idea.
我的天吶 還有 God. Another one?
-天吶 -別動 Oh, Jesus. Don't move.
-等等 等等 -別動 Wait, wait, wait! Stay still.
不不不 No, no, no!
好了 好了 Yes, yes, yes.
-天吶 -抱歉了 Oh, God! Yes.
不要這樣 Can't be happening.
該死的 我之前還是個 Damn it, I was having such an empowering moment
受人敬仰的特工呢 before this started.
我的老二也許輕輕地碰到了你後腦勺 My penis may be gently kissing the back of your head.
在我咬碎你睪丸之前 快幫我解開 Just untie me before I crush your nuts.
噢 拜託 Oh, please.
如果我們有時間共度春宵的話那就太棒了 If only we had time for such pleasures.
快點 Go!
你的臉和繩結就快進到我的直腸裏了 Your face and the knot are about to enter my colon.
不要再舔了 Stop licking it!
大功告成 It is done.
謝謝你 奧爾多 Thank you, Aldo.
我不想知道為什麼我的脖子濕了 I don't wanna know why my neck is wet...
-但你幹得很棒 -不客氣 but you did excellent work. Prego.
轉過身來 我給你解開 Turn around, let me untie you,
然後離開這個鬼地方 and let's get the fuck out of here.
你去通知中情局和國際刑警 I need you to alert CIA and Interpol.
我去找德·盧卡 支援法恩 I'm gonna go to De Luca's and back up Fine.
你知道他別墅在哪兒嗎 You know where the villa is?
沒有我不知道的 I know everything.
總有一天 你會是個超級間諜的 蘇珊·庫珀 One day, lady super spy... Susan Cooper...
我會狠狠地干你 I will fuck you.
# The danger is I'm dangerous #
# And I might just tear you apart #
新車真好聞 I love this new car smell.
真好 Really nice.
嗯嗯 Oh. Mmm.
# I'm gonna get ya #
# Oh, ah, oh #
# I wanna taste the way that you bleed #
# I'm gonna catch ya I'm gonna get ya, get ya #
# Oh, ah, oh #
# I wanna taste the way that you bleed #
歡迎來到巴拉頓湖 Welcome to Lake Balaton.
我找到了這個樓梯 I found this staircase
讓他們在周圍建了座房子 and made them build a house around it.
親愛的杜達耶夫先生馬上就來了 Our dear Mr. Dudaev will be arriving shortly.
你馬上就會腰纏萬貫了 蕾娜 You are about to become a very rich woman, Rayna.
這意味著你要對你的隨從 Which means you'll have to be a little more careful...
更加小心了 about the company you keep.
許多人都圖謀不軌 So many people have such terrible agendas...
比如你身邊的這位朋友 like perhaps your friend here.
看得出來他長得很帥 I can see his obvious outer appeal.
你眼睛很漂亮 You have terrific eyes.
多謝 Thanks.
但他也是中情局的 對吧 But he also works for the CIA, doesn't he?
幹大事的人怎麼能有如此奇怪的擇友品位呢 蕾娜 An odd choice of companion for someone in your work, Rayna.
把這些人留在身邊並不能激勵士氣 Doesn't exactly inspire confidence in those around you.
去你媽的 塞爾吉奧 你絕對不會用這種語氣跟我爸說話 Fuck you, Sergio. You would never talk to my father like that.
我本就不必 I never had to.
是的 德·盧卡先生 Mr. De Luca, it's true.
我以前為中情局工作 但如今他們以為我死了 I worked for the CIA, but they think I'm dead.
我現在站在蕾娜這邊 我是來幫助你們的 I'm with Rayna now, and I'm here to help you both.
你和凱倫·沃克都是雙重間諜 You and Karen Walker are both double agents.
中情局這是怎麼了 What's going on at the CIA?
好任務都讓無人機領了嗎 Drones taking all the cool assignments?
如果現在不把他解決掉 If we don't get rid of him right now,
這場交易就取消 I'm calling off the deal.
你他媽敢 Don't you fucking dare.
聽她的話吧 混蛋 Yeah, why don't you listen to that asshole.
你他媽別想動他一根汗毛 Don't you fucking dare.
你寡不敵眾啊 小姐 You're a bit outnumbered here, Miss...
抱歉 你他媽叫什麼 I'm sorry, what the fuck is your name?
蘇珊·庫珀 我是中情局的 Susan Cooper. I'm with the CIA.
我的天 蕾娜 你把整個中情局的人都請過來了嗎 Jesus. Rayna, did you invite the entire agency here...
還是在這別墅旁邊有個 or are they just having a company retreat
中情局的度假村啊 at the villa next door?
你可真搞笑 God, you're funny, huh?
就只有我一人 It's just me.
你最好不要殺了 It's gonna be in your best interest
我和法恩 to keep Fine and me alive.
我已經很努力了 但我還是有點跟不上你的邏輯 I'm trying, but I'm not quite following your logic.
你要我再解釋一下麼 好的 You want me to slow it down for you? Okay.
你要見的人是索爾沙·杜達耶夫 You're about to meet with Solsa Dudaev...
我多年來都在搜集他的情報 a man I've been collecting intelligence on for years.
你這些手下們 And I'm guessing that your boys here
都忙著做男士美容 are too busy manscaping...
卻沒時間告訴你他是怎麼做生意的 to have told you how he does business.
和他做生意的人有一半都死了 Because about half the people he deals with end up dead.
他撅什麼屁股拉什麼屎 I can tell you what Dudaev's gonna do
我都能準確地告訴你 five minutes before he even thinks about it.
而且我確定 And I sure as shit know
一個俄羅斯國旗的紋身是很好的掩護啊 enough to cover up a Russian flag tattoo...
況且杜達耶夫的哥哥已經被俄羅斯部隊殺了 since Dudaev's brother was killed by the Russian military.
天啊 Jesus!
你連電腦都沒有嗎 聽說過谷歌嗎 You own a computer? You heard of fucking Google?
還有件事要告訴你 I'll tell you another thing.
你那在巴黎 You know your little girlfriend...
放炸彈的女朋友 the one from the Paris bombing?
她只是在利用你找到蕾娜 She's just using you to get to Rayna.
如果昨晚不是我的話 If it hadn't been for me last night...
她早就在俱樂部被她綁架了 she would've kidnapped her at the club...
而你現在就會 and then you'd be standing here
手握老二站在我面前 with your dick in your hand...
因為你再也找不到那個核彈了 because you'd never find that bomb.
因此你需要我 德·盧卡 So you need me, De Luca.
你不殺法恩 我就幫助你 And I'm not gonna help you unless you keep Fine alive.
讓我們把話說明白 Now, let me get this straight.
你為中情局賣力 You work for the CIA...
但你卻為了救他 yet you're willing to help me sell a nuclear bomb...
想要幫我賣掉一個核彈 in order to save this man's life?
為什麼我要相信你 Why would I believe that?
因為她愛他 Because she's in love with him.
對啊 那又怎樣 Yeah, so what?
這個白癡又不知道 This idiot doesn't even know it.
他太蠢了 他不知道我會為了他什麼都做 Too dumb to know I'd do anything for him.
聽著 去他的中情局 And fuck the CIA, right?
他們給了我什麼 What have they ever done for me?
浪費了我十年的生命 工資少得可憐 Took 10 years of my life, gave me shitty pay...
讓我在蝙蝠到處飛的地下室裏工作 put me in a basement with a ceiling full of bats...
我肯定就是這樣得了紅眼病或者過敏反應 that pretty sure gave me pinkeye or at least an allergy...
什麼東西感染了我的眼睛 Something got fucked up in my eye.
如果不是因為法恩的話 I would've been out a long time ago
我很久以前就辭職了 if it hadn't been for Fine.
所以 沒錯 我會不顧一切保全他的性命 So, yeah, I'll do anything it takes to keep him alive.
那可真可悲 不是嗎 That's pretty pathetic, right?
超級可悲 Extremely pathetic.
你可真是個婊子 God, you're an asshole.
等一切結束了 我要把你剃成尼姑 When this is over, I'm gonna shave that fucking head.
好吧 髮型小姐 All right, Miss Havisham.
我接受你的建議 I'll take you up on your offer.
但如果你圖謀不軌 哪怕只有一點 But if you try anything, I mean anything...
我會讓你美夢成真 I'll make your dream come true
然後送你和你男朋友上天堂 and send you and your boyfriend to heaven.
我們走 Let's go.
杜達耶夫先生 Mr. Dudaev.
歡迎來到匈牙利 Welcome to Hungary.
像車臣一樣 只不過匈牙利發音更簡單 Like Chechnya, only easier to pronounce.
廢話少說 Enough with the bullshit.
東西在哪兒 Where is the package?
只要我的客戶看到報酬 Once my client sees the payment...
她會帶我們去一個非常安全的隱蔽點 she'll take us all to its very secure hiding spot.
不管那是什麼地方 Wherever that may be.
我來開 帥哥 I got it, handsome.
一億歐元的價值 100,000,000 Euros
大不如從前了啊 不是嗎 doesn't buy what it used to, does it?
鑽石不錯 索爾沙 Nice ice, Solsa.
好了 Right.
他是你的了 He's all yours.
先生們 請給我來 Gentlemen, if you would follow me.
就在這兒 Here it is.
這是什麼鬼玩意兒 What is this bullshit?
鬼玩意兒 Bullshit?
-索爾沙 我會讓你知道 -這是核彈 Solsa, I'll have you know... It's the nuke.
真聰明 Clever girl.
鉛襯艙啊 A lead-lined compartment.
答對 Correct.
是的 鉛襯艙可以躲過任何輻射探測 The lead lining is thick as to mask any radiation detection.
我爸爸手藝很精湛 My father was extremely good at his job.
真是難以置信 Unbelievable!
你該告訴我一聲的 蕾娜 You could have warned me, Rayna.
一周以來 我一直 I've been throwing my gym clothes
把我的健身服扔在裏面 on top of that thing for a week.
真漂亮 It is beautiful.
當然啦 Yes, it is.
你他媽在幹什麼 What the fuck are you doing?
做生意啊 Conducting business.
別動 Uh-uh.
放上直升機 Put it in the helicopter.
別忘了帶上我的鑽石 And don't forget my diamonds.
這他媽是怎麼回事 What the fuck is going on?
德·盧卡耍了你 蕾娜 De Luca played you, Rayna.
是你把他直接帶到這的 And you led him right to it.
你該不會以為我會讓他得到核彈吧 You didn't expect me to let him have it, did you?
這就像給了鄉巴佬一把頂級小提琴 I mean, it's like giving a Stradivarius to a hillbilly.
有個買家出五億歐元 I have a buyer who's willing to pay me
買那個核彈 500,000,000 Euros for it.
再說了 杜達耶夫也沒有能力 And Dudaev would've never been able
把那個核彈帶到美國領土 to get that bomb onto American soil.
我的買家下周就會把它帶到 My buyer will have it in the middle of New York City...
紐約市中心 然後引爆它 and use it next week.
因此 So, you know,
如果你還沒看過《幻影》的話要抓緊了 if you haven't seen Phantom yet...
那又怎樣 So, what?
你也要殺了我嗎 塞爾吉奧 Does this mean you're gonna kill me too, Sergio?
恐怕是的 I'm afraid so.
抱歉了 蕾娜 Sorry, Rayna.
你懂的 做事要一乾二淨 It's just cleaner that way. You understand.
有本事來找我 德·盧卡 Explain it to me, De Luca!
天吶 他是好意 God. He means well.
這場秀真是越來越精彩了啊 This day just keeps getting better and better.
謝謝大家的表演 夥計們 Thanks for the performance, folks.
但抱歉 蕾娜 表演結束了 But sorry, Rayna, show's over.
快 快走 Go! Go!
臥槽 Holy shit.
-德·盧卡在哪兒 -蘇珊 Where's De Luca? Susan!
快趴下 Get down!
不 No!
喔啊 啊 Whoa! Ah!
我剛才就該殺了你 I should have killed you when I had the chance.
-蕾娜 -幹嘛 Rayna! What?
車下面 Under the car!
推過來 Push it over!
你搞笑嗎 Seriously?
他媽的就不能用點力推過來 God, use those fucking bird arms and push it!
啊 Oh!
發生什麼事了 What happened?
我抓住他了嗎 Did I get him?
德·盧卡把核彈帶到直升機上了 快起來 De Luca's got the bomb on the helicopter. Get up!
噢 真該死 Oh, fuck me!
交給我 I got this.
不 No!
快點 快點 Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!
快 Hurry up!
動作快 Come on!
殺了她 Kill her!
我來解決 我有經驗 I've got this. I've done this before!
啊 Ah!
庫珀 你會搞砸的 Cooper, you're gonna fuck this up!
閉嘴 快來幫忙 Shut up and help!
你在逗我嗎 Are you kidding me?
福特 你他媽在幹什麼 Ford, what the hell are you doing?
我要爬過你 I'm gonna crawl up you...
上去解決掉德·盧卡 and take out De Luca.
別摸我的胸 Get your hands off my boobs!
我是在救你 I'm saving you!
天吶 別用你的狗爪碰我的胸 Oh, my God. Those do not belong on those!
我抓不緊 I can't get a good grip.
你的褲子太滑了 Your pants are too slippery!
你應該穿條粗布褲子 You should have worn coarser pants.
我已經穿膩我的砂紙褲子了 Well, I'm tired of wearing my fucking sandpaper pants.
夾緊你的屁股 夾緊你的屁股 Clench your ass! Clench your fucking ass!
哦 趕緊下去吧 Oh! Get out of there!
幫我一把 Help me out!
你這個混蛋 You motherfucker!
我要向人力資源部舉報你 I'm gonna report you to HR.
抓緊了 Hang on tight!
我要像鞦韆那樣蕩過去 I'm gonna swing like I'm on a trapeze,
然後跳進駕駛艙 and leap my way up to the cockpit...
我告訴過你 你會搞砸的 庫珀 I told you you was gonna fuck this up, Cooper!
哦 天啊 Holy smokes!
哦 好高啊 Ooh, that's high!
見鬼 God damn it!
我的新西裝 Fucking new suit.
現在就結束這一切吧 This shit ends now!
不許動 Freeze!
噢 我的天吶 Oh, my God!
我沒心情和你耗下去 I am not in the fucking mood for your bullshit!
噢 是嗎 那你會喜歡這個的 Yeah? Then you'll love this!
我也沒心情和你耗下去 I am not in the mood for your bullshit!
退後 Back up!
抱歉 間諜 Sorry, spy.
遊戲結束了 Playtime's over.
是啊 Yeah, it is.
向你的玩具告別吧 Say goodbye to your toys!
你要幹嘛 What are you doing?
你敢 天吶 Don't you dare! Oh, my God!
不要 Don't!
不 No!
我的天吶 Oh, my God!
去死吧 Die!
喲呼 Ah!
我剛殺了一個人 I just shot a man!
我感覺棒極不是錯吧 Is it wrong it felt so right?
太像我的風格了 It's so me!
嘿 女英雄 Hey! Heroic lady!
在我的國家 In my country,
有句話來形容你這樣的女人 there is a saying about women like you...
狂拽性感屌炸天 Hot as fuck!
噢 現在不是開玩笑的時候 奧爾多 Oh, God. Not now, Aldo.
加油 蘇珊 Go, Susan!
噢 Oh.
這可不是我計劃的一部分 That was not part of my plan.
女人果然會戴著珠寶來戰鬥啊 Just like a woman to wear jewelry into battle.
雖然這是我見過 Although, this is the ugliest
最醜的項鏈 fucking necklace I've ever seen!
當然了 Yes, it is.
送你了 And it's all yours...
還可以調節長度喲 with an adjustable toggle!
好了 沒問題 Here we go. No problem.
好了 Come on!
好了 好了 沒事了 沒事了 Okay! All right, I got it.
我穩住了 I got it.
直升機不錯 你們從哪裏弄來的 Nice copter! Where'd you get it?
是五十分的 It's 50 Cent's!
我咋呼他 他才讓我們用的 I had to deputize him to let us use it!
他很怕我 He is so afraid of me!
我是個屌炸天的間諜 I'm a motherfucking spy!
我們去殺其他人吧 Let's go shoot somebody else!
閉嘴吧 小心我揍你哦 Simmer down, 50 Cent, or I'll mount you again.
今天可真是越來越給力了 This day is just getting better and better!
他想要我 He wants me!
我們該著陸了 I think we should land.
我把核彈丟進了水裏 I dropped a nuke in the water.
各位辛苦了 很抱歉把東西扔到湖裏了 Good job, guys. Sorry about the lake.
好了 別擠 All right, motherfucker, don't push.
你們會拍到照片的 You're gonna get your pictures.
這地兒足夠大了 There's enough 50 to go around.
你們知道我是來消滅恐怖分子的 對吧 You know I just helped kill a terrorist, right?
侃爺從來不會這樣做 You ever see Kanye do some shit like that?
從來不會 He never, never!
這可真圓滿啊 Isn't this wonderful?
我餘生都會在監獄裏度過 I was hoping to spend the rest of my life in jail.
我終於有時間來面對 Give me some quality time to deal with the fact...
和殺了我父親的人上床的這件事 that I was sleeping with the man who killed my father.
總之 通知我的律師 Anyway. Call my lawyer.
把酒店的戈雅手提包拿來 Get the Goyard tote from the hotel.
我要所有的東西都準時 I need everything on time...
你以為我還在為你工作嗎 Do you think I still work for you?
隨便吧 操你媽 Whatever. Fuck you.
我知道你很喜歡我 I knew you really liked me.
嘿 Hey!
我也操你媽 Fuck you too.
別他媽碰我的頭髮 Don't touch my fucking hair!
你特麼看什麼 What are you looking at?
天吶 奧爾多 不要 Oh, God, Aldo, don't...
我已經無力招架你的性暗示了 I am too tired to fend off your groping.
恕我無禮 Please.
我完全理解 I understand completely.
聽著 我的真名叫阿爾伯特 軍情六處的 Look, my real name is Albert... MI6.
我很抱歉偽裝得太深 Look, I'm sorry if my disguise was a bit much.
我只是很想入戲 I just like to really get into character.
雖然我承認 Although I fear I may have become
有時有點過於激動了 overexcited at certain points.
有點吧 Little bit.
作為歉意 By way of apology...
如果你有機會來倫敦工作的話 should your work ever bring you to London...
我想邀你共進晚餐 I would love to take you for dinner.
好啊 好的 我很樂意 Okay. Yeah, I think that would be nice.
太好了 Wonderful.
天吶 God!
你喜歡我的英式口音 是嗎 How you like my English accent, huh?
我從《唐頓莊園》裏學來的 I learn it from the Downton Abbey.
不 其實我在開玩笑 No, I'm only joking.
還是沒在開玩笑呢 Or am I?
我的天吶 Oh, my God.
庫珀 Coop.
好樣的 Great work.
太棒了 What a job.
超級庫珀 真的很棒 Super Cooper. Really amazing.
-謝謝誇獎 -沒錯 - Thanks. - Yes, it was.
你真的完成任務了 You really came through.
謝謝長官 Thank you, ma'am.
從現在起我會讓你出外勤 I'd like to keep you out in the field for now.
哇 Wow.
明天你要飛去布拉格 We need you to fly to Prague tomorrow...
去滲入一個國際毒品走私集團 to infiltrate an international drug-smuggling ring.
這是你新的身份 Here's your new identity.
你參加嗎 庫珀 You in, Cooper?
蘇珊·庫珀特工向您匯報 長官 Agent Susan Cooper reporting for duty, ma'am.
-沒人這麼說 也沒人這麼做 不過也不錯 -我不會再這樣了 Nobody says or does that, but great. I won't do that.
好的 Okay.
謝謝 Thank you.
弗朗西斯·梅斯是一個失業的電話銷售員 Francis Mays is an unemployed telemarketer
靠殘疾補貼過活 living off her disability checks.
噢 我的天吶 Oh, sweet Jesus!
誰會在護照照片上戴老花鏡啊 And who wears reading glasses in their passport photo?
她在開玩笑 你上當了 She's only kidding. She got ya!
天吶 這玩笑可真棒 Oh, my God! That was a good one!
事實上我沒有開玩笑 我沒有幽默感 Yeah, actually, I'm not. I don't have a sense of humor.
是的 No, you don't.
我們回頭詳談 We'll talk soon.
謝天謝地你的紅眼病好了 Glad the pinkeye is under control.
但那只是過敏 長官 That was actually an allergy...
好吧 我知道了 Okay. Got it.
你現在是個間諜了 庫珀 So, you're a spy now, Coop.
是啊 Yeah.
恭喜你 Congratulations.
謝謝 Thanks.
我覺得在地下室 I don't think I'll ever find anyone
再也找不到你這麼優秀的人了 as good as you in the basement.
你會的 I think you will.
那裏還有很多優秀的人 There's a lot of good people down there.
那麼 是這樣的 So, hey...
我知道附近有家很棒的餐廳 I know a great little restaurant right near here.
或許你和我可以去吃頓美味的晚餐 Maybe you and I could go for a nice, long dinner?
你知道麼 You know what,
我今晚想和閨蜜一起過 I'm just kind of feeling like a girls' night.
你懂的 對吧 You understand, right?
是的 當然 Yeah, sure.
我們回頭再聊 你們玩得開心點 I'll catch you later. You go have a great time.
謝謝 Thank you.
你的毛比我想像的要多 You're a lot furrier than I thought you'd be.
-是啊 -嗯 Yeah. Yeah.
回頭見了 搭檔 Smell you later, pal.
嘿 庫珀 Hey, Coop.
你對德·盧卡說的那些關於我的話 All those things you said about me to De Luca...
你是認真的嗎 Did you mean that?
天啊 我真喜歡你 God, I admire you.
真高興你還活著 貝弗利 Glad you're still alive, Beverly,
你這個小婊砸 you silly fucking girly wanker!
天吶 God!
幹得好 庫珀 Nice work, Cooper.
哇 這是在稱讚我嗎 Wow. Is that a compliment?
從你嘴裏說出這樣的話可真不容易啊 That's not easy for you to do.
去你的 你是幹得不錯 Fuck it. Look, you did a good job.
也許只是狗屎運罷了 Probably just beginner's luck, though.
額 這就對了 你在哪兒弄的西裝 There we go. Where did you get a suit?
我他媽自己做的 I fucking made it, didn't I?
很好看 It's nice.
你不打算回中情局了嗎 You still out of the CIA?
不會的 他們需要我 Probably not. They need me.
我覺得我要先獨處一會兒 I think I need to spend some time on my own first, though.
理理思緒 Clear my head.
我會沿著海岸開這艘船 I'm gonna take this down the coast.
也許去意大利 或者去希臘轉轉 Maybe spend some time in Italy. Drive it to Greece.
男人就是要出出海 Sometimes a man needs to go to sea.
聽起來不錯 福特 Sounds good, Ford.
一帆風順 Good for you.
保重 Take care.
再見 Bye.
再見 Arrivederci.
他知道這是湖嗎 Do you think he knows that's a lake?
不知道 No, I don't.
-我們走吧 -好的 Let's go. Okay.
我不能讓別人知道我全身有多酸疼 You can't let anybody see how sore I am.
-我來扶你 -好 I got you. Okay.
-過來 - Come here.
我的屁股要抽筋了 My glutes are really seizing up.
如果你全身酸痛的話 If you're sore, I'll tell you what.
去洗個熱水澡 然後我們去慶祝 Take a hot bath and then we're gonna celebrate.
我希望你喜歡香檳配牛肉乾 I hope you like champagne and beef jerky.
-哦 那真的 -你一定要喜歡 Well... Oh. That's a... You have to!
因為我偷了好大一箱 Because I stole a case of it...
我還沒這麼吃過 I don't know if I like them together.
我從五十分的直升機上偷的 ...out of 50 Cent's helicopter!
噢 慢點 慢點 Slower, slower.
庫珀 這他媽是個湖嗎 Cooper, is this a fucking lake?
我他媽怎麼才能去意大利 How the fuck do I get to Italy?
嗷 Ow.
咪咪 Bosoms.
噢 別叫了 你明明很享受 Ah, stop screaming. You loved it.
噢 我的天吶[有彩蛋哦] Ugh. God.
# Yeah, listen here! #
# I'm your little heartbreaker Your little earth shaker #
# Don't shake your finger at me No, no #
# I ain't misbehaving I don't need your saving #
# A little space is something I need #
# I'm not that little darling I don't beg your pardon #
# I'm trouble with a capital "T" Yeah, yeah #
# I'm no angel There's no stopping me #
# Here I come, here I come here I come... #
# Well I'm your bad seed rising Ain't no use denying #
# This girl ain't a good girl no more #
# Bad seed rising ain't no use in crying #
# I still wear a halo, my Lord #
# No use denying, this girl ain't a good girl no more #
# This girl ain't a good girl no more #
# Now listen here #
# Bless my heart, bless my soul Like my mama told me so #
# Never lie, keep it gold Always take care of my own #
# 'Cause they're always looking They're looking out for me #
# Here I come, here I come here I come... #
# Well I'm your bad seed rising Ain't no use denying #
# This girl ain't a good girl no more #
# Bad seed rising ain't no use in crying #
# I still wear a halo, my Lord #
# No use denying, this girl ain't a good girl no more #
# This girl ain't a good girl no more #
# Here I come, here I come here I come... #
# Here I come #
# I'm your bad seed rising ain't no use denying #
# This girl ain't a good girl no more #
# Bad seed rising Ain't no use in lying #
# This girl ain't a good girl no more #
# Bad seed rising Ain't no use in crying #
# I still wear a halo my Lord #
# Ain't no use denying #
# This girl ain't a good girl no more #
# Now listen here #
# This girl ain't a good girl no more #
# Ain't no use denying #
# This girl ain't a good girl no more #
完了 Finished?
是啊 Yeah.
再來一輪 Round two?
好吧 All right.
不要在用你的拇指做那件事了 Don't do that thing with your thumb again.
真不敢相信我竟然這麼說 我討厭自己說這種話 I can't believe I said it! I hate myself for saying it!
她說出來了 She said it!