it's been six wonderful weeks four
fabulous days and seven precious hours
and to make it absolutely clear one
florence boyfriend Bridget what on earth
are you doing getting dressed are you
dancing around in that ten I don't want
you to see any of my wobbly bits I
haven't have a very high regard for your
wobbly bits
really
hello it's me I just had a rather
graphic flashback you do have a
genuinely gorgeous bottom
thank you I'm actually with the Mexican
ambassador and the head of MST
international in the undersecretary for
trade in industry and you're on
speakerphone
oh right question is once you've found
true how do you make it last forever hi
Bridget I think you should go to the
ladies trust me on this one who was
trying to get hopes up too high I mean I
am realist I'm never going to get
married
come on Bridget you must want to hear
those dingdong bells you know I never
really understood why you wanted to go
out with me I embarrass you
I can't ski and yes I will always be
just a little bit fat hmm Bridget this
is mine you have absolutely no messages
not a single one I'm giving up all men
and carbohydrates never thought about
doing it in the dark with a total
stranger no or I then that's not a total
stranger back off cleaver I'm a serious
journalist you know stupid too short
skirt Hey do you like it Renee Zellweger
Hugh Grant Carl infer there was a very
important question I would ask you
despite events and circumstances and
perhaps bridget jones's from darcy
although you've been dumped you step
outside please no no it's not possible
he must have loved me there's nothing
like la you're going in later to send
you you're coming with me over the edge
Bridget Jones the edge of reason doesn't
matter it's not about looks