ladies and gentlemen Garfield and
friends
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today is hit a duck in the face with a
lemon meringue pie day we'll explain
later you sure you wouldn't rather go to
a movie Norma oh no Johnny I just have a
thing about the National nights you want
to hold it down he's my favorite
Boulder is stealing himself from battle
in the aerial arena and he launches
himself into battle against sword on the
boulder strikes hard and fast with the
he doesn't forget spin and appear fights
and sorghum is defeated a new record in
the aerial arena as Boulder remains
large anvil
isn't he just incredible
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oh I wish I could see him in person
remember if you want to see older in the
National Knights battle in person just
write to this address for tickets John
we have to get tickets ho go get an
envelope and if you want to challenge
one of our national knights in battle
let us hear from you - no I will not
throw the stick so you can fetch it now
scram I need an envelope
I need something you're right with power
I need something to write on you're
afraid of getting run over by the
Arbuckle Express huh okay leave it to me
I need a stamp hi Odie crossing
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my name is Pham remember traffic laws
are there for your own protection
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national nights general offices
oh hello boss what all right I'll tell
him the whole viewer who volunteered to
battle against Boulder just chickened
out hmm must've had a sudden burst of
common sense the boss wants us to pick
another volunteer well there are ten
nobody's dumb enough to fight Boulder
but what about all that mail oh those
are requests for tickets to watch
Boulder destroy someone the empty box is
for volunteers if any volunteers turn up
which I doubt call them for tonight's
match what are we gonna do for a
challenger for Boulder oh wait there's
one letter in the volunteer box Jon
Arbuckle all right mr. Arbuckle you're
getting your chance to do combat with
Boulder tonight well sure I guess
tonight it'd be okay the Coliseum north
entrance got it they must be desperate
for a live audience
I'm gonna call Norma and take her to see
the National Knights to their TV show
tonight don't forget to leave food for
the cat I have to go shower
no first I have to call Norman no I'll
call Norma while I shower no I have to
change my clothes first I'll change my
clothes while I shower looks like we
need the crossing guard again
boy you sure got these tickets in a
hurry
well I uh I have connections
hello I'm Jon Arbuckle oh thank goodness
we have your costume all ready for you
costume
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the national nights you have to be real
low in intelligence to enjoy a show like
that welcome to tonight's contest of the
national nights case in point
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change the channel pooch coming up
older battles cartoonist Jon Arbuckle
don't change the channel pooch know if
Jon's gonna do away with himself we
ought to be there why did I have to
dress like this just to watch a TV show
come on the next event is bolder in the
aerial arena bolder poo boy I can't wait
to see which jerky pulverizes this week
how could anyone be dumb enough to
challenge that monster and here you go
now hold this jerk say could you tell me
where my CD of you
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ridiculous way to show someone to their
seat weii
Hey
this way Odie and now the opponent's
swing out to meet in combat I said the
opponent's swing out and somebody get
that guy to move said it kiddo the guy
who feeds us needs help in lots of it
and the Challenger this art guy is some
still summoning his courage to challenge
Boulder
don't push me I won't do it any second
now the battle will begin
our champion Boulder against his
courageous challenger as a church name
again Arbuckle and Arbuckle him probably
launches himself into the fray
and here comes
what's happening
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six seconds a new world record for older
stars laughing at me
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I would just like to say oh come on
Arbuckle let's gram while you're still
in one piece
John you were so brave to become a
knight and fight folder like that I was
no God I was mm yes
well all it took was bravery and
superhuman courage I can't wait until
next week when you challenge the crasher
twins the cracker crusher - hmm I want a
man who's courageous
well I think you picked the wrong night
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it's a beautiful day Garfield let's go
for a walk what's a great day to romp in
the yard like this and for climbing a
tree Rachel
Howard sorry we should do this every day
I just dreamed ours fay wray in the
clutches of King Kong Mantella tough
we'll see don't really be king
oh hello bucket bring my wave hello
hippo hey duck oh here comes Roy hello
Roy my Wade you know I think a trend is
beginning to emerge Oh Roy why would you
mind if I ask you a question
suit yourself why does everyone keep
hitting me in the face with a lemon
meringue pie I bet you do not have a
good reason because fruit face today is
hit a duck in the face with a lemon
meringue pie day so he had a good reason
Orson Oh Orson or Serano
there was so much fun I wish I could do
it again hey like do what again dude
don't you get weighed in the face for
the lemon meringue pie I love this
holiday I did it just to be patriotic
but if you enjoy it so much
who says you can't do it again oh but I
just hit it still national hit a duck in
the face with a lemon meringue pie day
isn't it all day so who says you can't
like you know do an encore hmm
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you see it's like this wait the lemon
meringue pie makers all wrote letters to
the government they got the lawmakers to
pass a law starting this holiday so
people would buy more lemon meringue
pies I get it hey this isn't fair so far
today I have been hit with four lemon
meringue pies five lemon meringue pies
Orson you got to do something my
feathers can't take the cholesterol yeah
I don't know what to do wait uh write a
letter to your senator or something well
I'll just have the rest of the day ha ha
ha bad could it be
yeah ha ha ha ha bell
I think now we know Roy what are you
gonna do with those 37 lemon meringue
boys
yes eat them open a bakery huh huh hit a
duck in the face with them in honor of
national hit a duck in the face with a
lemon meringue pie day boy am ia good
guesser whoo ladies and gentlemen my
impression of an Olympic track star on
your mark get set go
hey where's your mom with a spirit help
help
severe meringue that would fall over
bring that face back here so I can
perfectly pipe
I wonder how Roy would like it if the
tables were turned
whoreson had a good idea I'm going to go
write my senator dear senator person I
would like to see this day declared a
legal holiday mr. president
highest and voting on the highway and
crime bill be suspended I have a more
important bill to introduce oh wait
where are you your uncle Roy has a sweet
surprise for you but look in fact I have
37 of them Shh Roy I am trying to watch
the news
this just in the Senate has voted
unanimously to declare today national
dump a bucket of mud on a Rooster's head
day well I'm glad they're not wasting
our tax dollars on something silly
parson did I just hear him I heard right
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Orson what happens if this holiday
catches on and everyone starts dumping
real kilvo as I was saying what happens
if this holiday catches on big not funny
lanolin let's say it catches on and it
becomes a trend and maybe it's a little
late to worry about that well at least
everyone on the farm has had their turn
now repent addicted not everyone had
Wade you wouldn't you couldn't you
shouldn't ha and a double ha ha ha
by the time I'm through with you rooster
your name will be mud to match the rest
of you wore me out of here come back
here and take your month like a man but
around 22 hit the duck in the face with
a lemon meringue pie it is far funnier
to dump a bucket of mud on the head of a
rooster ha ha
ah wait a minute I forgot it's still
national hit a duck in the face of the
woman meringue my name sorry I turned
step by step in by you cannot hide from
your money destiny rooster you you you
have an awful lot of lemon meringue pies
stop you're wasting food don't you love
isn't severe meringue shortage oh boy
look at a good side of a duck
your face will be warm and fresh right
right you don't wanna do this yes I do
it yes you do but I want you to do this
what are you two doing well what do you
have to say for yourself
we kind of messed things up him yeah
yeah mess is a good word for it this
whole thing got so out of hand I've
decided you both need to be punished
punished if a tossing around the little
pie and mud yes punished no TV for a
month no stories around the campfire and
no pistachio nuts yeah no mustachio nuts
oh come on Roy let's clean up who does
he think he is no pistachio nuts indeed
that is cruel and unusual punishment I
say we do something about that and I
know what to do come on with me dear
senator I wish to call to your attention
a diner need in our society this slow
down Roy I can't write that fast a dire
need in our society
a holiday that's sadly lacking from our
calendar mr. president I asked the
debate on the crime bill be suspended in
favor of a more pressing matter than I
have here
thank ice what do you got there
purple paint anything interesting on the
news horse and this just in the Senate
in an important and courageous move said
to have long-term repercussions has just
declared today national paint a pig
purple day gee what a great new holiday
wave indeed Roy but where are we ever
going to find a piece to paint purple
gee where does the time go by now Otto
come back here soon to be pipe oh you
get away it'll be real quick we'll use a
roller
Oh
we'll be there in about 20 minutes
you guys okay back there five tuna
sandwiches 20 minutes yeah we ought to
make it this is going to be interesting
I never been in a prison before yeah
prison John was invited to demonstrate
cartooning for the inmates at the prison
Oh Oh car trouble better pull off the
roads and take a look this could be
trouble I'll say I'm down to four five
tuna sandwiches oh I hope it isn't
anything serious Garfield would you pull
the knob marked hood release rotor
relays got it Oh Oh
Odie this is awful do you know what this
means
huh I'm gonna run out of tuna and have
to start on the salami oh my head lucky
thing it was just a loose water hose Oh
bull and I'm tired you can have anything
you like in the basket oh here we are
guys Madison prison you guys wait here
for me
hello I'm Jon Arbuckle and I'm here to
give the inmates cartooning lessons oh
goody
there's nothing men in prison want more
than to learn how to draw a bunny
rabbits come on in
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it is not empty I left the plastic forks
the paper plates the napkins no I hate
those
the salt shaker now when you draw a
doggy it's just like drawing a kitty and
only the kitty has 20 ears and the doggy
has floppy ears well some doggies have
point a year yeah
who here would like to take a try at
drawing a doggy how about a kitty cat a
bunny rabbit duckie
how about horsie how about if I just
shut up recreation times over mr.
Arbuckle okay everyone back to
yourselves
hey mr. Arbuckle I found your little
talk fascinate you did oh that's great
eh could I show you some of the cartoons
I've drawn why sure absolutely there
they're in here step this way okay
always glad to help I'll be getting
cartoonist yes I hey this is our closet
31 32 33 Oh sir the prisoner in
cellblock 33 is missing he's probably
still in the rec room
go take a look goodbye mr. Arbuckle
but I'm not a prisoner I'm a cartoonist
I came to give a lecture in a convict
jump me and took my - yeah that's what
they all say
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Jones Beck
hey Arbuckle were all out of doughnuts
hello hey we don't need doughnuts that
badly
no honest he stole my clothes I'm the
visiting cartoonist yeah yes the third
time I've heard that one this week in
it's only Tuesday
this is a mistake I tell you I'm not a
criminal I'm a cartoonist
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hey Arbuckle slow down you're you're not
you boy are you ever not you
ec down and shut up kid
I'm sitting down and shutting up this
man is a criminal Odie I can recognize
the type he's mean and he's evil and
he's dishonest and I'm pulling into this
burgers day but at least he knows when
to stop for lunch yeah let me have a
jumbo king-sized grease burger with
extra fat the sign of fries your cash
register and a large diet cola could you
make that two I thought I told you to
sit down
can't I'm sitting down you got it here
you go sir jumbo king-sized grease
burger with extra fat our cash register
and a large diet cola Thanks
hey mister you forgot to sign a prize
the court works overtime
John never drives like this not even
when there's a one-cent sale at Pizza
world I don't know what we're gonna do
let me think of sentient Morty pass me
those plastic forks and cups leftover in
the picnic basket
that cat will never catch me
hey what's that what's that noise looks
like your double premise that modulators
loose
what do you sawing me cat my double
frame is net modulator loose or
something what a time for my double
frame instead modulated in need
tightening hey how do you open the hood
of this junk heap three two one good
release take a boy boys before he wakes
up
owed you want part of a jumbo grease
burger yeah all right big Louie's back
in his cell mr. Arbuckle I put him there
myself something smells good and
fattening
like I said we're all real sorry for the
mix-up I don't understand how that
convict could walk right out of here and
not be noticed
well it'll never happen again oh I hope
not come on Odie Garfield wherever you
are
time to go come on we'll stop for pizza
on the way home we'll be out here I hope
you're not gonna pull that old I'm not a
convict I'm a cat routine cuz I ain't
buying mmm
Jon Odie anybody
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