클라링턴씨!
스테로이드 고발에 대한 답변은요?
법정이 기다려집니다 그 전에는 노코멘트
이런 기사는요
고등학생이라기에는 너무 삭았다는데
쇼합창단 이사회의 혈액 검사 결과
성능 향상 약물을 복용했다고 합니다
달튼은 예선 우승이 박탈당했으며
리마의 맥킨리가 본선에 진출합니다
또 다시 전국을 제패할 기회가 주어졌네요
시방 믿기지가 않네
이딴게 지금 뉴스라고?
- 앤드리아 - 더 이상 못참겠수
더 이상은
더 이상은 못
더 이상은 못참
더 이상은 못참는
더 이상은 못참는다
더 이상은 못참는다고
못참아
못참는다고
이딴 일 하려고 학교에 다녔다니
다음 공동 앵커는 더 어리고
섹시할겁니다
다음 시간에는 포트 웨인 다람쥐가
사실 의사다?
금방 돌아옵니다
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좋았어 얘들아 컴백이다
먼저
샘과 블레인에게 박수
컴백을 이뤄줬으니
하지만 축하는 나중에 하자
본선 준비할 시간을 3주나 날렸어
버스비 400달러도 벌어야하구
본선 장소가 인디애나폴리스니까
인디애나의 파리지
과자 파는 거 어때?
저번에는 통했거든
퍽이 컵케이크에 몰래 마약 탔잖아
돈이 필요하면 내 머리카락 팔게
어디에?
사이비 암 걸린 자메이카 애들?
아니면 해적 유령선에 밧줄로 쓰라고?
내 정액을 더 팔게
바보같긴
나한테 돈을 구할 방법이 있어
"맥킨리의 남자들" 달력
솔직히
글리 남자 수준이 역대 최고잖아
그거 좋다
1월이니까 팔기 쉽겠네
남자 6명이니까 한명이 2개월 맡고
12월은 꼭 블레인이 해야돼
산타 하면 되잖아 섹시한
섹시 클로스
웃통 벗어도 되면 나는 할래
잠시만 왜 남자만 해?
여자도 상품화하면 안돼?
여자들이 사잖아
소비 위주 경제는 우리가 주도해
트와일라잇도 종이로 싼 똥을
- 엄청나게 사댔으니 - 제이콥 만세
이거 통할지도 몰라
티나 네가 담당해
촬영 책임지고 나머지는 달 골라서
- 컨셉 연구해봐 - 잘했어 티나
오늘 방과 후에 뭐해?
둘을 위한 퐁듀
뜨★거★워
둘을 위한 퐁듀
모두 반갑습니다
오늘의 출연자는 이렇게 아실거에요
뚱뚱이 딸이자 예선 망친 장본인
환영해주세요 맥킨리의 바로 그
말리 로즈
그래서 말리 이게 사실인가요?
여섯 시간을 기다려서
- 헝거게임을 봤나요 - 책의 팬이에요
헝거 게임이 공감가는 이유는
본인이 배고파서?
말리는 거식증!
어렸을 때 엄마가
제가 동물 마음을 읽는댔어요
멋지네요 그러면 지금
터빙튼 경의 생각 알아요?
네
쟤는 살을 빼고 싶고
온라인 도박 중독이네요
틀렸네요
사실 빈민가 대왕이 터빙튼이라고 했다면
믿었을거에요
네 동네 건물들 모두 구려
그 똥통 주민들을 그만 놔줘야지
- 진짜 뜨거워 - 남자 얘기 합시다
시청자들 앞에서 인정해주세요
제이크를 사랑한다고
그렇구말구
용감한 제이크는 벗어 제끼잖아요
"맥킨리 남자들" 달력을 위해서
본인의 용기는 예의 아닐까요?
저도 벗으라고요?
아니요 제 뜻은
본인도 솔직하게 내면을 드러내야죠
마음을 고백하라구요
섹시 학생 천치들아
SAT 점수가 나왔다
너희들이 받은 점수는
가장 높고 낮은 점수야
- 맥킨리 사상 - 아싸
- 역시 난 사실 천재야 - 브리트니 S 피어스가
받은 점수는
만점에 가까운 2340점
- 어떻게요? - 커닝한거죠
커닝 안했어요 정말로요
저는 A 좀 찍다가
C로 찍다가 D 찍고
다시 A를 찍고 남은 점으로
삐에로랑 고추 그렸어요
잠시만요 제 점수는요?
너는 340점
임상 실험에서도
원숭이들도 주로 넘는 점수지
샘 걱정하지마
대학 갈 필요 없어
다른 애들처럼
네 몸매 끝내주잖아
퍼스널 트레이너나
애버크롬비 점원이나
애버크롬비 본사 직원도 될 수 있어
마음대로 하지만 나는
내 미래는 밝네 졸업하면
하버드나 프린스타운 프린스턴
MITT, 스탠포도 MIT , 스탠포드
U C 박으리에 가야지 U C 버클리
왜냐면 보아하니
나는 미국 일류의 영재니까
레이첼 오디션 잘봤다
다시 읽을 필요 없어
있지
이 영화는
내 졸업 논문이야
그리고 네가 일부가 됐으면 해
- 질문 있니? - 엘렉트라씨 대본은
생생하고 개인적이라
궁금했던 게
"돌아와요 할머니, 치매로의 여로"
이거는
엘렉트라씨랑 할머니인가요?
할머니에게 치매가 생기는 건
- 풍자야 - 그렇군요
- 뻔하잖니 - 네
세상의 종말에 대한
네 배역은 나랑
흑백 회상 장면에서는
내 할머니야
네
이 모험에 나와 함께할 마음이 있니
영광이에요 있어요
잘됐네 그런데 있지
상의를 벗어야돼
타이터스와의 무도회장 장면에서
문제는 없지?
나는 강하고 자신있는 여성이야
브로디에게 이사오라고 했고
속옷 가게에서도 거의 부끄럼 안탔구
그리고 솔직히 내 가슴은 대상감이야
거의 안탄거지 부끄럽긴 했잖아
봐봐
브로디보고 불 끄라고 하잖아
같이 누우면
몸매는 예뻐도
자신을 세상에 공개할 준비는 됐어?
위대한 예술가는 그래
자신을 공개하지
영혼을 공개하지 살점이 아니라
둘 다 나잖아
그리고 영혼을 어떻게 드러내겠어
몸이 부끄럽다면?
조금의 부끄러움은 좋은 거야
포르노 스타가 아니잖아
머리랑 화장이 그래 보여도
- 못됐다 - 미안한데
네 요새 머리는 오바가 심해
알았어 해결 방법은 하나네
노래로 표현하기 다행이다
시작
Torn Ednaswap Ednaswap (1995)
I thought I saw a man 밝은 사람이라고 생각했어
brought to life 밝은 사람이라고 생각했어
He was warm he came around 다정하게 다가왔지
Like he was dignified 무게를 잡고
He showed me what it was to cry 눈물을 보여주면서
Well you couldn't be that man I adored 넌 내가 사랑한 사람이 아니더라
You don't seem to know 모르는건지 관심 없는건지
or seem to care 모르는건지 관심 없는건지
What your heart is for 네 마음의 행방에
I don't know him anymore 이제는 못알아보겠어
There's nothing where 이제 비어있는 네 자리
he used to lie 이제 비어있는 네 자리
My conversation has run dry 말라버린 말소리
That's what's going on 이렇게 된거야
Nothing's fine 산산히 무너졌어
I'm torn 산산히 무너졌어
I'm all out of faith 아무것도 믿기지 않아
This is how I feel 지금 나는
I'm cold and I am shamed 춥고 창피해
Lying naked on the floor 벌거벗고 쓰러져있어
Illusion never changed 환상은 그대로
Into something real 실상이 아닌 채로
I'm wide awake and I can see 눈을 뜨니 보여
The perfect sky is torn 무결한 하늘은 찢기고
You're a little late 너는 조금 늦었네
I'm already torn 나는 이미 망가졌는데
So I guess the fortune teller's right 점쟁이가 옳았던건가봐
I should have seen 있는 그대로를 볼걸
just what was there 있는 그대로를 볼걸
And not some Holy light 환상이 아니라
But you crawled beneath my veins 그런데 네가 날 옭아맸지
And now I don't care 이제 아무래도 좋아
I have no luck 운도 지지리 없네
I don't miss it all that much 별로 그립지는 않은데
There's just so many things 층층이 쌓여가네
That I can't touch 못건드는 짐이
I'm torn 나는 망가졌어
I'm all out of faith 아무것도 믿기지 않아
This is how I feel 나는 지금 이래
I'm cold and I am shamed 춥고 창피해
bound and broken on the floor 묶여서 망가져서 바닥에
You're a little late 너는 조금 늦었네
I'm already torn 나는 이미 망가졌어
I'm already torn 나는 이미 만신창이
I'm torn 만신창이
I'm already torn 이미 망가진 채로
레이첼
아직 결정 못했어?
빨리 알려줘
삐에로 신발 맞춰봐야지
"종말의 때" 상상 장면 때문에
할게요
블레인
방과 후에 같이 쇼핑하러 가줄래?
- 옷 좀 사려구 - 그래
세상에 맙소사
샘
뭐하는 거야 지금 1월인데
무슨 소리야 밖은 막 더운데
해도 떴어 안 얼어
너 혹시 조금 너무하는 거 아냐?
뭘 너무해
네 SAT 점수 못봤다고 다 들었어
하지만 걱정 마 재시험 있잖아
야 있지 만약에 니가
내 하드코어 짱 몸매 질투하는 거면
- 니 문제지 - 참고로
블레인 몸매는 짱이고
뒷태도 뽈록하고 탱탱해서
완벽한 요리같아
장인의 손길이 닿은
고마워 티나
샘 나는 네가 걱정되서 그래
- 친구잖아 - 그럼 불평 말고
오후에 내 수업 들어
- 네 수업? - 그래
달력 때문에 하는 한 시간 수업인데
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"섹시 영계 모델을 위한 테크닉"
3시 30분 락커룸에서
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엎드린 개
반 비둘기 자세로
엉덩이 느낌 오냐
다시 연꽃 자세로
쉬고
이걸 왜 한다고?
브로가야 Bro Yoga
남자들의 요가 Bro + Yoga
달력을 위해 최상의 몸매로
그렇다고 다들 아이돌상은 아니잖아
몇몇은 더
뉴스스럽지
달력에서 굳이 웃통 벗어야돼?
어쩔 수 없어 걱정 마
금방 모델이 될테니
화이트 초콜렛의 스트립 비법 덕분에
제 1 규칙 다듬어라
아무도 젖꼭지 털이나
털북숭이같은 등은 안좋아해
미안하다 조 밀어버려!
그리고 누가 좀 쑤셔넣지 말래?
난 애기 양말을 써
양말은 깨끗해야돼
안 그러면 거시기에 무좀 옮으니까
그러면 다들 넣어볼까!
With a little bit of
and a little bit of
Just a little bit of
I was like 난 막
good gracious, ass is bodacious 세상에 저 끝내주는 엉덩이
Flirtatious, trying to show faces 다가오는 여자들 봐
I'm waiting for the right time 노리고 있어
to shoot my steam you know 언제 꼬실지
Looking for the right time 노리고 있어
to flash them keys, then 언제 태울지
I'm leaving 난 갈래
please believing 난 갈래
Me and the rest of my heathens 다 따라와
Check it, got it locked 호텔 옥상 빌려뒀어
at the top of the Fo' Seasons 호텔 옥상 빌려뒀어
Penthouse, roof top, birds I feeding 펜트하우스 옥상으로
Years go by 세월이 흘러
I'm lookin' through 잡지를 읽고 있는데
a girly magazine 잡지를 읽고 있는데
And there's my homeroom angel 내 옛 첫사랑이
on the pages in-between 사이에 껴있네
It's getting hot in here 점점 더워지네
so take off all your clothes 옷 좀 벗어봐
Angel is the centerfold 그녀가 포스터에
It's getting hot in here 점점 더워지네
so take off all your clothes 옷 좀 벗어봐
Angel is the centerfold 그녀가 포스터에
Just a little bit of
With a little bit of
And then they just fall
Why you at the bar 안 놀거면 왜 온거야?
if you ain't popping the bottles? 안 놀거면 왜 온거야?
What good is all the fame 유명세 치루고 모델이랑 놀자
If you ain't bumping the models? 유명세 치루고 모델이랑 놀자
I see you driving sports cars 차 몰 때는 연료 아끼지 마
Ain't hitting the throttle 차 몰 때는 연료 아끼지 마
And I be down, and do a hundred 나는 시속 100km 직행
cause baby I can't talk it 말로 해봤자지
Warm and fuzzy sweaters 따뜻 보드라운 스웨터
Too magical to touch 만지면 부서질 듯한
To see her in that negligee 그녀가 속옷 차림이라니
Is really just too much 머리 아파와
It's getting hot in here 점점 더워지네
so take off all your clothes 옷 좀 벗어봐
Angel is the centerfold 그녀가 포스터에
It's a little bit of
And then they just fall
I like it when you
Girl, baby make it
Let it hang all out
It's getting hot in here 점점 더워지네
so take off all your clothes 옷 좀 벗어봐
I am getting so hot 나 이제 더워
I wanna take my clothes off 옷 벗어버릴래
It's getting hot in here 점점 더워지네
so take off all your clothes 옷 좀 벗어봐
I am getting so hot 나 이제 더워
I wanna take my clothes off 옷 벗어버릴래
It's getting hot in here 점점 더워지네
Centerfold / Hot In Herre The J. Geils Band / Nelly Freeze Frame (1981)/ Nellyville (2002)
얘들아
그거 끝내줬어
돈 진짜 많이 벌겠다
- 도전 - 이게 누구야
미성년자 야동 조장자
선생 아닌 핀 허드슨
미국 교육 시스템을 비웃음 거리로
만든 게 모자랐나봐
학교에서 존재만으로
넌 먹칠하고 있어
이 장염 환자같은 범인 영웅의 이름에
진짜 이름은 모른다만
포르노라는 얼룩을 남기다니
이 신성한 복도에
장염이하고 나는 말해두마
가만 두지 않겠어
수 실베스터씨
똥이나 드세요
그 쪽은
위선자니까
그게 무슨 소리야
소문이 있었는데
어떤 학교의 치어리딩 코치가
말의 여성 호르몬을 투여해서
누드 잡지 모델했었다고
그러면 저는 그걸 모아봐서
복사 떠서 팔고 본선 경비 마련할까요
그건 소문일 뿐이야
설령 사실이라면
내 누드 잡지 지면은 너무 새로워서
"털북숭이"란 단어를 완전 재정의했고
새 차원의 유연성을 미국에 선보였겠지
이름도 있겠지
"웅장한 미국의 No대머리 독수리"
내 이리 약속하건대
찾을 리 없단다
글쎄요 그건 두고 보죠
좋은 아침
- 뭐? - 니 남자친구의
헐벗은 궁뎅이가
내 빈티지 구제 의자에 앉았다고
난 내 몸이 자랑스러워
보여주고 싶었어
레이첼의 선택을 존중한다고
고마워
학생 예술 영화에 캐스팅됐는데
상의를 벗을거거든
- 벗는 일 없다 - 레이첼 완전 섹시해
레이첼은 진지한 연기자라고
누드는 안해
봐봐 연기자로서
우리 모두가 마주하는 문제야
오스카를 타려면
가슴을 보여야지
케이트 윈슬렛
제니퍼 코넬리
캐시 베이츠
이해가 안돼
작년에는 월남 치마 입고
"핀이 나 좋아해?" 이랬는데
이제는 난잡한 바비야
여성 비하하는 놈 이사오라고 하고
포르노나 하고 어떻게 된 거야?
성장하는 거야
너도 좀 해봐
그리고 포르노 아냐 좋은 영화라고
나는 할거야
네가 허락을 하든 말든
"응급 : 강당으로" 이 문자를 봤는데
너가 불이 붙었거나
원숭이가 공격하나 싶었어
그랬는데
원숭이들이 물총이 있어서
불을 꺼줬어
별로 재미 없구나
그런데 사실은
슬슬 노래를 준비하려구
본선을 위해서
만회해야 하니까
그럴 필요 없어 모두 괜찮댔어
- 안 괜찮아 - 사실 그렇지
그래도 너무 부담 갖지 마
저번에 그래서 망했잖아
내 생각에 여기
우리한테 완벽한 노래야
멜로디 좋은데
완전 로맨틱하네
그래?
A Thousand Years Part 2 Christina Perri Twilight OST (2012)
The day we met 우리가 만난 날
Frozen, I held my breath 얼어버렸어요
Right from the start 처음부터
Knew that I'd found a home 보금자리임을 알았어요
For my heart to fall 내 마음의 보금자리
But watching you stand alone 그대 홀로 선 모습
All of my doubt 불신이 씻겨내려가요
Suddenly goes away somehow 불신이 씻겨내려가요
One step closer 한 걸음 더 가까이
I have died everyday waiting for you 그대 기다리며 매일 죽어갔어요
Darling don't be afraid 두려워 말아요
I have loved you 천년을 사랑했으니
for a thousand years 천년을 사랑했으니
I'll love you for a thousand more 천년 더 사랑할게요
Time stands still 시간은 멈추어
Beauty in all she is 그 한결같음으로
Every breath 모든 숨결
Every hour has come to this 모든 세월을 지나 여기에
One step closer 한 걸음 더 가까이
I have died everyday waiting for you 그대 기다리며 매일 죽어갔어요
Darling don't be afraid 두려워 말아요
I have loved you 천년을 사랑했으니
for a thousand years 천년을 사랑했으니
I'll love you for a thousand more 천년 더 사랑할게요
And all along I believed 내내 믿었어요
I would find you 그대를 찾으리라고
Time has brought your heart to me 세월이 그대로 데려다주니
I have loved you 천년 동안 사랑했어요
for a thousand years 천년 동안 사랑했어요
I'll love you for a thousand more 천년 더 사랑할게요
I will love you a thousand years 천년 넘어 사랑할게요
뭐?
할 말 있잖아 다 알아
나
사랑해
이 노래를 이 노래 사랑해
그런데 본선하고 안어울리네
무슨 일이야?
수 실베스터가 달력 엄청 욕하네
포르노라잖아
코치님도 플레이보이 모델했었잖아
펜트 하우스야 그거 조사해줄래
잠시만
나보고 며칠 동안
꼼꼼히 조사하라고?
몇 십년 분량의 구제 포르노를?
내가 적임자지
고마워 달력도 고마워
핀 그거 말이야
나 달력에 나오기 좀 싫어
내 몸은 조금
망가졌잖아
나서서 뽐내기 싫네
알았어 그러면 뭐
츄리닝이랑 근육 셔츠 입혀줄게
있지 나도 돕고 싶은데
내 사진은 결국 휠체어 특집이야
휠체어 버려
침대에 눕거나 해서
섹시한 베게랑 찍자
핀 그게 아냐
달력 모델 안할래
그리고 그 베게
너가 방금 말한 거 정말 힘 빠지게 한다
몸매 걱정하는 건 여자만이 아냐
남자도 몸 보이기 싫을 수 있어
그럼 하지마
억지로 시키기 싫어 너가 불편하다면
말해줘서 고맙다
그리고 있지
정말 용감한거야 방금 거절한 거
그리고 진짜로 괜찮아
드러내기 싫은 부분이 있는 거
내 어깨에 이름을 붙일까?
시추에이션도 복근에 그랬잖아
트레이드 마크로
스미스랑 웨슨
총 다음은 팔이지
- 어깨가 아니라 - 어깨도 팔이야
어깨는 어깨지
트레이드 마크도 관둬
내 떡대가 너 보다 훨씬 낫잖아
아니거든
한 수 보여줘야 인정할거야?
보여봐
불이 났구만
나는 조각인데
돈벌이 여기 계시네
남자 락커룸이야 출입 금지야
어쩔 수 없더라
완전 여자 자석인데
너희 사진 컨셉 논의하려구
라이더는 2월이랑 7월
하트 모양 팬티랑 섹시 샘 아저씨 하자
너는 6월이랑 10월
6월은 해변 컨셉
10월에는 호박으로 코끼리 가릴거야
아티 찾아서 알려줘야지
3월의 섹시한 레프러콘이라고
키티가 여기서 덮칠 줄 알았다
진짜 이상한 거 말해줄까?
아무리 숨겨봤자 나 좋아하는 애들
다 알아챘는데
말리랑 사귀고는 존나
말리밖에 모르겠어
우와 그거 심하네
미안하다
너랑은 말리 얘기 안하려는데
좀 슬프긴 한데 이거 심각하잖아
너 걔 진짜 좋아하고
저번에는 우리가 뭐 불렀거든
엄청 낭만적인 곡
그리고 딱 끝나고 나는
걔가
- 말할 줄 알았어 - 뭘 말해
그거?
그러면 너는?
나도 말해줬겠지
그렇게 느끼는 걸
그럼 네가 먼저 말해
뭐
어떻게 그러냐
무서운데
인기야 많지
달력 때문에 벗는 미남들도
그런데
진짜 이상형은
마음을 보이는 남자야
Let Me Love You Ne-Yo R.E.D. (2012)
Much as you blame yourself 스스로를 탓하지만
You can't be blamed 어쩔 수 없는거야
For the way that you feel 자신의 감정은
Had no example 여태 몰랐겠지
Of a love that was 진실된 사랑을
Even remotely real 진실된 사랑을
How can you understand 어떻게 이해하겠어
Something that you never had? 경험도 없는데
If you let me 너만 괜찮다면
I can help you out 내가 도와줄게
With all of that 모두 다
Let me love you 사랑하게 해줘
And I will love you 사랑해줄테니
Until you learn 스스로를 사랑할 때까지
To love yourself 스스로를 사랑할 때까지
Let me love you 사랑하게 해줘
A heart of numbness 무감각한 심장이
Gets brought to life 다시 뛰게
I'll take you there 도와줄테니까
I can see the pain 숨겨둔 고통이 보여
Behind your eyes 숨겨둔 고통이 보여
It's been there for quite a while 한동안 그래왔었지
I just want to be the one 내가 일깨워줄래
To remind you 내가 일깨워줄래
What it is to smile 진정한 미소를
I would like to show you 내가 보여줄래
What true love can really do 진실된 사랑의 힘을
Let me love you 사랑하게 해줘
And I will love you 사랑해줄테니
Until you learn 스스로를 사랑할 때까지
To love yourself 스스로를 사랑할 때까지
Let me love you 사랑하게 해줘
And all your trouble 네 모든 근심까지
Don't be afraid 두려워 마
I can help 도와줄게
Let me love you 사랑하게 해줘
A heart of numbness 무감각한 심장이
Gets brought to life 다시 뛰게
I'll take you there 도와줄테니까
Let me love you 사랑하게 해줘
And all your trouble 네 모든 근심까지
Don't be afraid 두려워 마
I can help 도와줄게
완전 끝내준다
본선 후보 확정이야
누구를 위한 거야?
말리를 위한 곡이야
그 밖에 뭐
말리한테 할 말 없어?
노래가 할 말은 다 해준 거 같은데
커트 아래층 사는 패셔니스타
소용돌이 콧수염이 러시아 모자 빌려달래
세상에
- 여기서 뭐해? - 험멜양이 전화했어
긴급 중재 위원회 열어달라고
- 누구한테? - 너
정리해보면
너희들 뉴욕까지 나 보려고 온거야?
커트가 전화해서?
쇼핑도 겸사겸사
퀸한테도 사과해야지
뺨을 때렸으니까
정말 정말 세게
이론상으로만 어떻게 될지는 몰라
레이첼 누드 하면 안돼
누드가 아냐 상의 탈의라고
같아
상의를 벗으면 누가 더 뭐 보겠어
한다고 치자
2 2 2 법칙 생각해
2주 후에는 누드 장면이 어떨까
- 꽤 자랑스럽겠지 - 그래
아주 시원 통쾌한 느낌이 들겠지
남은 모기 자국에
상쾌할거야
그러고 나면 어떨까
두 달 후에는?
모르지 긴장?
별로일까봐 걱정?
레이첼 학생 영화야
좋을 리 없다고
2년 후에는?
그 때는 어떨까?
죄책감
내 애들이 인터넷에서 보지 않기만 바라고
하지만 볼걸
그리고 절대 예전같지 않을걸
잠깐만 왜
왜 너한테서 조언을 들어야돼?
너는 유출된 섹스 테이프 있잖아
있어
그 망령 된 섹스 테이프가
아직도 있지
인터넷으로 당장 나 검색해봐
산타나 로페즈
"누드, 레즈, 슴가, 섹스 테이프"
"멕시코인인지 도미니카인인지?"
그거 봐
- 영원히 남는거야 - 산타나
어떤 여성들은 기지를 찾는다구
- 누드 촬영을 하면 - 그런데 그건
치매 할머니 다루는 학생 영화가 아니잖아
봐
우리는 네가 걱정돼
그리고 처음으로
네가 최선의 선택을 하기를 바래
제발 하지마
섹시한 자유 보여줘
섹시한 해방
섹시한 "함께합시다" 포즈
좋았어 다음은 8월
아티 정말 하기 싫어?
채광판 드는 걸로 만족하는데
8월은 남자애들 몇명이 같이 하자
블레인 샘이랑 같이 해
오늘 따라 잘생겼네
나도 할게
조 미안한데
내 옆에서 찍기는 싫을걸
내 빨래판 옆에서는 부한 밥 말리 될걸
하나님이 날 빚으셨어
솔직히 샘 에반스 달력이었어야 해
그러게 네가 매달 다른
또라이로 입은 꼴 보게
야 시간 지났어
펌핑 죽었잖아 5분만
할 수 있어 할 수 있다고
- 너 조금 너무 심해 - 그래서 어쩌라고
제발 그만 해줄래?
이건 샘 네가 아냐 넌 뭐 이런
몸매광 근육광 아니잖아
너는 모르겠지 춤도 노래도 잘하고
학교에서 잘나가고 매력 터지니까
나는 자신있게 날 각인시켜야돼
어디 입장할 때면
나를 그 때 못보면 늘 모를테니까
내 성대모사에 웃는 것도
내 얼굴로 넘어왔으니까야
- 정말 그렇게 믿어? - 사실일 뿐이야
성공하고 싶으면 특별해야만 해
너는 특별해
몸매 빼고도
아니야
이게 전부야
너무 피곤해
늘 식단 조절하고 하루 두번 운동하고
놓아버려
가끔 햄버거도 먹고
과자도 좀 먹고
운동도 건너뛰고 늦잠도 좀 자
그렇다고 몸매가 변하지는 않아
그리고 설령 네가
체지방이 7%라고 해도
모두 있어줄거야
네 성대모사에도 웃어줄거고
이건 과연 무엇일까나?
조사가 그렇게 어렵지는 않았네요
그래?
제법인데 솔직히 말해
이베이에서 모조리 샀다고 자부했건만
난 이 포스터 창피하지 않아
사실
그 영광스러운 지면을 지금 엿보고 싶은데
이 바보야
나를 낚았구만
왜 저거 열게 한거냐?
왜냐하면 이제
그 쪽의 자백이 녹음됐거든요
"난 이 포스터 창피하지 않아"
"그 영광스러운 지면을 지금 엿보고 싶은데"
저 부르셨어요?
- 넌 왜 있어 - 너를 위해서
알아봐달라고 부탁했거든
들어와서 앉으렴
이건 어떤 대학들의 일부 목록이야
SAT나 ACT 점수가 필요 없는 대학들
정말 좋은 대학들이야
시험이 지능의 척도가 아니라는 걸 알거든
- 창의성이나 - 아니면
SAT 또 치면 되지
다들 그러잖니
그런데 제가 대학 간다고 쳐도
- 돈을 못내요 - 낼 수 있어
이 경제에도
장학금은 많거든
지원하기 위해 필요한 건
너와 네 성취를 다룬 에세이야
그게 뭐에요? 복근이랑 송어 입술?
글리 클럽이나 학생회나
- 수영 - 수중 발레
너는 네 생각보다 훨씬 대단한 애야
집에 그거 가져가서
생각해봐
너는 미아다
현실인가?
온 적은 있으나
모두 낯설다
그런데 냄새
그 냄새가 익숙하다
이제야
보인다
타이터스
그를 원한다
숨을 들이쉬고
가운을 벗는다
- 레이첼 가운 벗어 - 컷! 죄송해요
- 컷해도 돼요? - 나만 하는거야
- 컷 - 죄송해요
나대기는 싫은데
그냥 좀
사람이 너무 많아요 혹시 좀
널 위해 있는건데
내 사진 감독은 빛으로 조각해
스탭 없이는 불가능하지
걔 말로는 폭발적일거래
넌 폭발 싫다고 내가 전해줄까?
모든 스탭이
옷을 벗어주세요
나아질 거에요
있잖아요 그 주의가 분산되고
- 이목을 덜겠죠 - 진심?
좋네 좋은 생각이다
모두 웃통 벗어
좋아 원점으로
음향 켜 그리고
액션
좋았어 너는 미아다
깨어있는가 꿈인건가
혹시 전생인가
이제 보인다
타이터스
욕정이 가득 차오른다
당장 벌거벗어야 한다
가운을 벗어라
레이첼 가운을 벗어
- 죄송해요 컷 - 컷 좀 그만해
죄송해요 못하겠어요
선배도 존경하고
영화도 존중하지만 저는 그냥
- 준비가 안됐어요 - 미리 말했어야지
- 물어봤을 때 - 진심이었어요
한다고 했을 때요 지금도 그렇고요
여배우들도 벗어도 돼요
언젠가는 저도 준비되겠지만
방금 깨달았어요
지금 벗을 준비는 안되어있네요
그렇다면 지금 너는
내 할머니 환상에서 당장 꺼져줄래
Love Song Sara Bareilles Love Song (2007)
5분 쉬어
내가 할머니 역할 해야겠네
Head under water 물에 잠겼는데
And they tell me 이렇게 말하네
To breathe easy for a while 잠시 숨 좀 고르라고
The breathing gets harder 숨은 막혀가
Even I know that 나도 그건 알아
Made room for me 숨통을 틔웠지
It's too soon to see 아직은 몰라
If I'm happy in your hands 네가 믿을만한지
I'm unusually 날 가두긴 어려워
Hard to hold on to 날 가두긴 어려워
Convinced me to please you 널 떠받들게 꼬셨지
Made me think 이래야 한다고 믿도록
that I need this, too 이래야 한다고 믿도록
I'm trying to let you 나는 너에게
Hear me as I am 나 자신을 들려줄래
I'm not gonna 연가를 써주진 않아
write you a love song 연가를 써주진 않아
'Cause you asked for it 해달라고 해서
'cause you need one 필요하다고 해서
you see 알았니
I'm not gonna 연가를 써주진 않아
write you a love song 연가를 써주진 않아
'Cause you tell me it's 안쓰면 떠난다고 해도
make or break in this 안쓰면 떠난다고 해도
If you're on your way 네 멋대로라면
I'm not gonna write you 굳이 붙잡지 않아
to stay 굳이 붙잡지 않아
If all you have is leaving 이별이 다라면
I'ma need a better reason 그런거 가지고
to write you a love song 연가 써주지는 않아
today 오늘
Promise me 약속해줘
That you'll leave the light on 불을 켜두겠다고
'Cause I believe 나는 믿거든
There's a way 어떻게든
you can love me 사랑해줄거라고
Because I say 오히려 내가
I won't write you a love song 연가를 써주지 않아서
'Cause you asked for it 해달라고 해도
'cause you need one 필요하다고 해도
you see 알았니
I'm not gonna 연가를 써주진 않아
write you a love song 연가를 써주진 않아
'Cause you tell me it's 안쓰면 떠난다고 해도
make or break in this 안쓰면 떠난다고 해도
Is that why you wanted 그래서 써달라는 거야?
a love song? 그래서 써달라는 거야?
'Cause you tell me it's 안쓰면 떠난다고 해도
make or break in this 안쓰면 떠난다고 해도
If you're on your way 네 멋대로라면
I'm not gonna write you 굳이 붙잡지 않아
to stay 굳이 붙잡지 않아
If your heart is nowhere in it 네 마음이 없다면
I don't want it for a minute 티끌만큼도 관심 없어
I'll walk the seven seas 망망대해를 건널게
When I believe that there's 써줄 이유가 생기면
A reason to write you 써줄 이유가 생기면
A love song 연가를
today 오늘
I won't write you a love song 연가 써주지 않을거야
today 오늘
I won't write you a love song 연가 써주지 않아
today 오늘
너희들 정말 고마워
아빠들 말대로
옛 친구는 새로 못만들지
- 후회 없어? - 없어
그런데 가야돼? 좀 더 있어주라
저녁 사주고 싶은데
- 좋아 - 그래
잘됐다
켄터키로 서둘러 돌아갈 마음 없어
나는 뉴욕에 어울릴 것 같아
나랑 더 맞아서
에세이 쓸 준비 됐어?
아니 안됐어
내가 조사를 조금 해봤거든
너를 잘 아는 사람들하고
그리고
모두의 생각에 따르면
사실 네 성취는
대단하던데
샘이 작년에 예선을 구했어
인원이 부족할 때 맥킨리 와줬거든
전국 우승 트로피를 구한 장본인이야
예선을 다시 구했지
올해 워블러들 사기를 밝혀내서
송어 입술 덕분에 작곡을 시도했어
샘은 미국에서 최초로
숀 코너리 성대모사를 했어
Grouper Mouth 농어 입술
샘 성대모사 덕분에 숀 코너리가 떴어
Froggy Lips 개구리 입술
샘이 꿈을 이룰 용기를 줬어
가수 되는 꿈
샘이 없었다면 LA로 못 왔을거야
그거 말고도
샘은 가족을 돌봤어
아버지가 실직되시고
모텔에서 살면서
노숙자 신세였는데
샘이 가족을 책임졌어
그거 정말 대단하잖아
샘은 정말 든든한 사람이야
바로 이게
네 에세이야
고마워 고맙다
천만에
- 아티 - 미안한데
너랑 있으면 옷 벗어야돼?
있잖아 결국에는
이 달력 두 달이 비어
너가 채워주라
완전 이해해 옷 벗기 싫은 거
껍데기로 인기 끌기 싫은거잖아
나 혼자 휠체어 타고
달력에 실리기도 좀 그런데
또 나만 옷 입으면 더 그렇잖아
걱정 마
네 어깨 정말 넓다
들이대고 싶으면
말만 해
그래서
포르노로 돈은 얼마나 벌었냐?
350달러 정도요
50달러만 더 벌면 버스비 다 모아요
넌 꽤 하는 상대다 핀 허드슨
그러면 너는 더욱 맛있을테지
마침내 퉤 해서 구워 먹으면
하지만 정말로
맛있을거야
넌 줄 안서도 돼
사실은 내가
- 하나 챙겨뒀어 - 고마워
"사랑해 - 제이크"
나도 너 사랑해
징그러 방을 잡던가
이렇게 써주라
"내 미래 신부"
"베키 잭슨에게"
웃통 벗어주지
네 섹시 몸매에 찰싹 달라붙게
내가 보기에는 둘 다 섹시해
벗든 말든
어떻게 아냐구?
- 난 천재니까 - 있지
- 나 새해가 기대돼 - 나도
새해 새로운 나
This Is the New Year Ian Axel This Is The New Year (2011)
Another year you made a promise 약속한 또 다른 일년
Another chance 새로운 시작의 기회
to turn it all around 새로운 시작의 기회
And do not save this for tomorrow 내일로 미루지 마
Embrace the past and 어제는 묻고 오늘을 살자
you can live for now 어제는 묻고 오늘을 살자
And I will give the world to you 네게 세상을 선물할테니
Speak louder than 글자보다 소리 높여
the words before you 글자보다 소리 높여
And give them meaning 너만 찾아낸 의미를 부여해
no one else has found 너만 찾아낸 의미를 부여해
The role we play is so important 우리의 소중한 역할
We are the voices 우리는 묻혀버린 목소리
of the underground 우리는 묻혀버린 목소리
And I 그리고 난
Will give the world to you 네게 세상을 선물할테니
Say everything 묻어뒀던 말을 꺼내
you've always wanted 묻어뒀던 말을 꺼내
Be not afraid of 스스로를 뽐내봐
who you really are 스스로를 뽐내봐
Cause in the end we have each other 종내는 서로가 있으니
And that's at least 살아갈 이유가 하나 있네
one thing worth living for 살아갈 이유가 하나 있네
And I 그리고 난
Would give the world to you 네게 세상을 선물할테니
I pass it back to you 너에게 돌려줄게
And I will wait for you 너를 기다릴게
Cause I would give the world 나는 세상을 선물할테니
And I would give the world 나는 세상을 선물할테니
And I would give the world to you 나는 네게 세상을 선물할테니
I would give the world to you 네게 세상을 선물할테니
This is the new year 새해가 왔어
A new beginning 새로운 시작
You made a promise 약속 했잖아
You are the brightest 가장 빛나게
We are the voices 목소리 높여
This is the new year 새해가 왔어
We are the voices 목소리 높여
This is the new year 새해가 왔어
A new beginning 새로운 시작
You made a promise 약속 했잖아
We are the voices 목소리 높여
This is the new year 새해가 왔어
Mr. Clarington!
Mr. Clarington! Mr. Clarington!
What do you have to say about the steroid allegations?
I look forward to my day in court.
Until then, I have no comment.
Uh, what about the report that you look way too old
to still be in high school?
Hey, hey, hey!
What is your problem?!
A blood test administered
by the Show Choir Governing Board tested positive
for performance-enhancing drugs,
stripping Dalton Academy of their Sectionals title
and sending Lima's own McKinley High School Show Choir
to Regionals and a chance to repeat as National Champions.
I can't believe it. This is what they think news is news now?!
Andrea... I can't take this anymore.
I cannot... take this... anymore!
I've had it!
I've had enough!
I went to school for this?!
Well, it looks like someone's getting a younger,
hotter co-anchor.
After the break, a Fort Wayne squirrel who's also... a doctor?
We'll be right back.
All right, people, we are back!
First of all,
big props to Sam and Blaine for all their hard work
to make this happen. But... there's no time to celebrate.
We just lost three weeks of prep time for Regionals, and
we still have to raise $400 to pay
for the bus to get to the competition in Indianapolis.
It's the Paris of Indiana.
I propose a bake sale.
I mean... it worked last time.
Well, that's because Puck spiked the cupcakes with Mary Jane.
I'd be willing to cut off my hair
to sell it for extra cash.
To who?
Jamaican kids with Rastafarian cancer?
Or as rigging on a haunted pirate ship?
I could sell more of my semen.
This is silly. I know exactly how we're gonna get the money.
"The Men of McKinley" calendar.
Let's face it... this is
the cutest crop of Glee boys we've ever had.
That's great. And it's January,
so it's the perfect time to sell them.
There are six guys, so each one can take two months.
I think Blaine should definitely be December.
You can do a Santa thing but sexy.
Sexy Claus.
I'm in as long as I can take my shirt off.
Wait, why does it have to be just the men?
Why can't we objectify the girls, too?
'Cause girls are the ones that buy stuff.
We're responsible for the consumer-
driven economy. Those Twilight books
are poop on paper, and we've turned them
into a billion-dollar industry. Team Jacob.
This could actually work.
Tina... you're in charge.
You can set up the photo shoots. Everybody else,
pick your months and work on your concepts.
Good job, Tina!
Hey, what are you doing after school today? Um...
♪ Fondue for Two! Hey! ♪
♪ Fondue for Two, that's some hot dish ♪
♪ Fondue for Two! ♪
Welcome back to Fondue for Two.
You may know tonight's guest only as the girl
with the fat mom who ruined Sectionals for everybody.
Please give it up for McKinley's very own... Marley Rose.
So, Marley, is it true that you spent six hours
waiting in line to see The Hunger Games?
I love those books.
So do you think that you relate to The Hunger Games
because you yourself are hungry?
When I was growing up, my mom said that I was a pet psychic.
That's cool. So, can you tell me
what Lord Tubbington is thinking right now?
Yeah.
I think he wants to lose some weight, and he has an online
gambling addiction.
Wrong.
If you would've told me that Lord Tubbington
was secretly a slumlord, I would've believed you.
None of your high-rises are up to code.
Those families are living in squalor and they deserve better.
Aah! Oh! This is boiling hot!
Let's talk about boys.
Please admit to my viewing audience
that you are in love with Jake.
I thought so.
If Jake is brave enough to take off his clothes for Glee's.
Men of McKinley calendar,
don't you think you owe him the same courtesy?
You mean, take off my clothes?
No. I meant that you...
should be honest and vulnerable and tell him
exactly how you feel.
Sexy teen imbeciles.
The S.A.T. scores are in,
and you have managed to receive the highest and lowest scores
ever recorded at McKinley!
Yes!
I knew it. Secret genius.
Brittany S. Pierce has received a near-perfect 2340
on her exam. Wait, what? How?
Clearly, she cheated. No, I did not cheat.
I swear.
All I did was I filled in "A" for a while
and then "C" for a little bit and then "D"
and then I did "A" again and then I used the dots to draw
a clown and then a penis.
Wait... What were my scores?
You got a 340, which in clinical trials
is a score routinely bested by monkeys.
Sam... don't worry, okay?
You don't need to go to college like the rest of us.
You have a really great body.
You could be a personal trainer. You could...
be a greeter at Abercrombie. You could be a greeter
at Abercrombie's corporate headquarters...
Whatever you want to do... but meanwhile,
my future looks bright. I'm gonna graduate.
I'll go to Harvard or "Princetown"
or "MITT" or "Stanford and Son"
or the "University of California at Charles."
Barkley's House," 'cause evidently
I'm one of the smartest people in America.
Your audition was great, Rachel.
I don't need to hear you read it again.
Look, this film is my senior thesis,
and I'd like you to be a part of it.
Any questions?
Your script, Electra... it's so raw
and personal. I just was wondering, um...
A Journey into Alzheimer's...
is that you and-and your grandmother?
The grandmother slipping into dementia is... an allegory.
Of course. Yeah. Obviously.
Of the end of the world.
You would be playing
both me and, in the black-and-white flashbacks, my grandmother.
Okay.
If you're willing to go on this adventure with me.
I... I would be honored.
I would.
Great. There is one thing:
You will have to be topless in the ballroom scene with Titus.
That's not going to be a problem, is it?
I'm a strong and confident woman.
I'm the one who asked Brody to move in.
I'm the one who almost made it out of Agent Provocateur
without giggling. And let's face it,
my breasts are my prizewinners.
You almost made it out, but you didn't.
Let's face it.
You're also the girl who makes Brody
turn the lights off when you're cuddling.
You have a beautiful body, but are you really ready
to expose yourself to the world?
That what all great artists do.
They expose themselves.
Expose their souls, not their flesh.
But it's all part of the same package.
A-Am I really expected to be able
to bare my soul if I'm ashamed of the body that holds it?
I think a little shame is a good thing.
You're not a porn star,
even though your hair and your makeup makes you
- look like one. - That's mean.
I'm sorry. But... your hair has gotten a little out of hand.
Point taken.
Well, I guess there's only one way to resolve this.
Sing about it. Thank God.
Hit it.
♪ I thought I saw a man brought to life ♪
♪ He was warm, he came around ♪
♪ Like he was dignified ♪
♪ He showed me what it was to cry ♪
♪ Well, you couldn't be that man I adored ♪
♪ You don't seem to know ♪
♪ Seem to care ♪
♪ What your heart is for ♪
♪ Oh, I don't know him anymore ♪
♪ There's nothing where he used to lie ♪
♪ The conversation has run dry ♪
♪ That's what's going on ♪
♪ Nothing's fine, I'm torn ♪
♪ I'm all out of faith ♪
♪ This is how I feel ♪
♪ I'm cold and I am shamed, lying naked on the floor ♪
♪ Illusion never changed into something real ♪
♪ I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn ♪
♪ You're a little late ♪
♪ I'm already torn ♪
♪ So I guess the fortune-teller's right ♪
♪ I should have seen just what was there ♪
♪ And not some holy light ♪
♪ But you crawled beneath my veins and now ♪
♪ I don't care, I have no luck ♪
♪ I don't miss it all that much ♪
♪ There's just so many things ♪
♪ That I can't touch, I'm torn ♪
♪ I'm all out of faith ♪ ♪ I'm all out of faith ♪
♪ This is how I feel ♪ ♪ How I feel ♪
♪ I'm cold and I'm ashamed ♪
♪ Bound and broken on the floor ♪
♪ You're a little late ♪
♪ I'm already torn ♪
♪ I'm torn ♪
♪ Oh, oh...! ♪
♪ Oh, oh... ♪
♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah ♪
♪ Oh, oh...! ♪
♪ Oh, oh... ♪
♪ I'm already torn. ♪
Rachel... have you made up your mind yet?
I need to know right away,
so we can get you fitted for clown shoes
for the "End of Times" dream sequence.
I'll do it.
Hey, Blaine.
Will you please go to the mall with me after school?
I want to go clothes shopping. Sure.
Oh, sweet merciful Lord.
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
Sam.
What are you doing? It's January.
What do you mean? It's hot out there, you know?
Sun's out, it's, like, way above freezing.
Are you sure you're not overcompensating a little?
Overcompensating for what?
Your S.A.T. scores.
We all heard that you tanked.
But don't worry. There are re-tests.
You know what, dude? Like, if you
choose to be jealous of my hard-core
rockin' bod, that's on you.
Uh, for the record, Blaine has an awesome body
and a perky and delicious behind
that looks like it got baked to perfection
by some sort of master chef.
Thanks, Tina.
Sam, I'm just looking out for you.
I'm trying to be your friend. Okay, well,
then put down the Hatorade and come
to my seminar this afternoon. Your seminar?
Yeah... for the Men of McKinley calendar.
- It's a one-hour course- ".
Techniques that Work for Today's Hot Young Posers."
3:30. Locker room.
No chicks.
Downward dog.
Into the half pigeon.
Feel it in the buttocks right there.
And now back into the lotus position.
Relax.
Why are we doing this again?
It's Bro-ga... yoga for bros.
All about getting in the best possible shape for the calendar.
Well, not everyone in here looks like they're on the CW.
Some of us are more... PBS.
Does the calendar really need to be shirtless?
Afraid so, dude.
But don't sweat it, 'cause in no time,
we'll all be centerfold-ready,
thanks to White Chocolate's Strip Tips.
Rule number one... manscape, all right?
Nobody wants to see those rando nipple pubes,
or even worse, a back that looks like Chewbacca's ass.
No offense, Joe. Shave it off!
And who says you can't pack a little extra?
I like baby socks.
Now, just make sure the sock is clean
so you don't get any athlete's foot on your junk.
Now let's get this party started!
Uh!
♪ With a little bit of ♪ ♪ Uh, uh... ♪
♪ And a little bit of ♪ ♪ Uh, uh ♪
♪ Just a little bit of... ♪ ♪ Uh, uh... ♪
♪ Just a little bit of ♪ ♪ Uh, uh ♪
♪ I was like, good gracious, ass is bodacious ♪ ♪ Uh! ♪
♪ Flirtatious, trying to show faces ♪ ♪ Uh ♪
♪ Waiting for the right time to shoot my steam ♪ ♪ You know ♪
♪ Looking for the right time to flash them ki's, then ♪
♪ I'm leaving, please believing ♪ ♪ Oh! ♪
♪ Me and the rest of my heathens ♪
♪ Check it, got it locked at the top of the Fo' Seasons ♪
♪ Penthouse, roof top, birds I feeding ♪
♪ Years go by I'm lookin' through ♪
♪ Na, na, na ♪ ♪ A girly magazine ♪
♪ Na, na, na... ♪ ♪ And there's my homeroom angel ♪
♪ Na, na, na ♪ ♪ On the pages in between ♪
♪ Na, na ♪
♪ It's getting hot in here ♪ ♪ So hot ♪
♪ So take off all your clothes ♪ ♪ Hey...! ♪
♪ Angel is the centerfold ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ ♪ Angel is the centerfold ♪
♪ Oh! ♪ ♪ It's getting hot in here ♪
♪ So hot ♪ ♪ So take off all your clothes ♪
♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Angel is the centerfold ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ ♪ Angel is the centerfold ♪
♪ Oh! ♪ ♪ Just a little bit of ♪
♪ Uh, uh... ♪ ♪ With a little bit of ♪
♪ Uh, uh ♪ ♪ And then they just fall ♪
♪ Why you at the bar if you ain't popping the bucks? ♪
♪ Come on ♪ ♪ What good is all the fame ♪
♪ If you ain't bumping the models? ♪
♪ I see you driving ♪ ♪ Sports cars ♪
♪ Ain't hitting the throttle and I'll be trying to do 100 ♪
♪ 'Cause, baby, I can't talk it ♪
♪ Warm and fuzzy sweaters ♪ ♪ Na, na, na ♪
♪ Too magical to touch ♪
♪ To see her in that negligee ♪
♪ Na, na, na ♪ ♪ Is really just too much ♪
♪ Na, na ♪ ♪ It's getting hot in here ♪
♪ So hot ♪ ♪ So take off all your clothes ♪
♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Angel is a centerfold ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ ♪ Angel is the centerfold ♪
♪ Oh ♪ ♪ It's a little bit of ♪
♪ Uh, uh... ♪ ♪ And a sprinkle of that ♪
♪ Uh, uh ♪ ♪ And then they just fall out ♪
♪ I like it when you ♪ ♪ Uh, uh... ♪
♪ Girl, baby make it ♪ ♪ Uh, uh ♪
♪ Let it hang all out ♪ ♪ Oh ♪
♪ It's getting hot in here ♪ ♪ So hot ♪
♪ So take off all your clothes ♪ ♪ Hey ♪
♪ I am getting so hot ♪ ♪ Na, na, na-na, na-na ♪
♪ I wanna take my clothes off ♪ ♪ Na-na, na-na-na, na-na, na-na-na ♪
♪ Oh! ♪ ♪ It's getting hot in here ♪
♪ So hot ♪ ♪ So take off all your clothes ♪
♪ I am getting so hot ♪ ♪ Na, na, na-na, na-na ♪
♪ I wanna take my clothes off ♪ ♪ Na-na, na-na-na, na-na, na-na-na ♪
♪ Oh! ♪ ♪ It's getting hot in here. ♪
Yes! What?
You guys!
You guys, that was amazing!
We are going to make so much money!
Yeah!
Yeah. That was really good.
Here goes.
Well, well, well, if it isn't underage,
smut-peddling, non-teacher Finn Hudson.
Not satisfied with making a mockery
of the American education system
by your mere presence at this school,
you have besmirched the dignity of such everyday heroes
as this woman with Crohn's disease... whose name I do not know...
by bringing the dark specter of pornography
to these hallowed halls.
Well, Crohnsey and I are here to tell you, this will not stand.
Sue Sylvester, you can suck a hot one
because you are a hypocrite.
I beg your pardon!
I seem to recall a rumor
about a certain cheerleading coach at this school
who once took horse estrogen
and posed for Penthouse, back in the day.
So maybe I can just track that down,
make a few copies and sell those to raise money for Regionals.
That's nothing but a rumor.
But if that rumor were true,
my Penthouse centerfold, so groundbreaking
that it completely redefined the term "hirsute,"
and gave birth unto these United States a pose so limber,
they named it The Regal American Not-So-Bald Spread-Eagle.
I promise you, my friend, you would never find it.
Well... I guess we'll see about that.
Good morning.
Hi.
What?
Your boyfriend's bare ass is on one of my vintage
flea market chairs!
Hey, I'm not ashamed of my body.
And I wanted to show Rachel
that I support her choice completely.
Thank you. I was cast in a student art film,
and I'm going to be doing a topless scene in it.
No, you're not.
Rachel looks smoking.
Rachel is a serious actress, Brody.
She doesn't do nudity.
Look, as performers, that's a question
that we're all gonna have to face.
If you want to win an Oscar, you have to show your boobs.
Kate Winslet, Jennifer Connelly, Kathy Bates... I don't get it.
A year ago, you were all plaid skirts, and, "Do you think."
Finn likes me?"
And now, you're Slutty Barbie asking Misogynist Ken
to move in with you, doing pornos.
What's happening to you?
I'm growing up, Kurt.
Maybe you should try it, too.
And it's not a porno.
It's a good movie. I'm gonna do it,
with or without your support.
When I get a text saying, "Emergency."
Meet me in the auditorium," I assume that you're on fire,
or being attacked by a pack of monkeys. I was.
But the monkeys had squirt guns, and they put the fire out.
That sounded funnier in my head.
Uh, seriously, I... I wanted to start working
on some song ideas I had for Regionals.
I kind of have some redeeming to do.
No, you don't. Everyone is cool with you now.
No, they aren't. Okay, they're not.
But don't put too much pressure on yourself.
That's how things got messed up last time.
I think I have the perfect song for us to sing.
I like this tune.
It's super romantic.
Is it?
♪ The day we met ♪
♪ Frozen I held my breath ♪
♪ Right from the start ♪
♪ I knew that I'd found a home for my heart ♪
♪ To fall ♪
♪ But watching you stand alone ♪
♪ All of my doubt ♪
♪ Suddenly goes away somehow ♪
♪ One step closer ♪
♪ I have died every day waiting for you ♪
♪ Darling, don't be afraid ♪
♪ I have loved you ♪
♪ For a thousand years ♪
♪ I'll love you for a thousand more ♪
♪ Time stands still ♪
♪ Beauty in all she is ♪
♪ Every breath ♪
♪ Every hour has come to this ♪
♪ One step closer ♪
♪ I have died every day waiting for you ♪
♪ Darling, don't be afraid ♪
♪ I have loved you ♪
♪ For a thousand years ♪
♪ I'll love you for ♪
♪ A thousand more ♪
♪ And all along I believed I would find you ♪
♪ Time has brought your heart to me ♪
♪ I have loved you for a thousand years ♪
♪ I'll love you for a thousand more ♪
♪ I will love you ♪
♪ A thousand years ♪
♪ Mm-mm, mm. ♪
What?
You have something you want to tell me, I can tell.
I...
I love...
the song. I love the song, but it's not right for Regionals.
What's going on?
Sue Sylvester's coming down super hard on the calendar.
She's saying it's pornography.
Wait. Isn't she the one that posed for Playboy?
Penthouse, and I need you to track it down.
Hold up.
You want me to spend the next few days carefully paging
through decades and decades of vintage pornography?
You've come to the right place.
Thank you, and the Men of McKinley thank you.
Finn... about that.
I'm not sure I want to pose for the calendar.
My body is sort of... broken.
And I'm not really eager to start showing it off.
Okay, well, uh, we'll get you in some sweats
and a kick-ass muscle shirt.
Look, I really want to help out, but I just think a photo of me
is going to end up being a photo of my chair.
Then forget the chair. You can lay
on a bed or something and pose
with, like, a bunch of sexy pillows.
Finn, you're not hearing me.
I don't want to pose for the calendar.
And that whole pillow scenario
you just described sounds deeply emasculating.
It's not just girls who have body issues.
Sometimes guys aren't cool
with showing off their bodies, either.
Then don't.
I-I don't want to make you do anything
you don't feel comfortable doing.
Thanks for telling me.
And you know what?
That was really brave of you, saying no just then.
And I think it's totally cool
that there's a part of yourself you want to keep private.
I'm thinking about naming my shoulders.
You know, like The Situation has his abs?
They could be my signature thing.
One could be Smith and the other could be Wesson.
You name arms after guns, not shoulders.
Shoulders are part of your arms.
No, they aren't. They're part of your shoulders.
And don't pick a signature when you know
that my John Hancocks are clearly better than yours.
No, they're not.
Do I need to humiliate you right now?
Bring it.
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
They're on fire.
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
I am a statue.
There's our money-makers.
This is the boys' locker room. You can't be in here.
We couldn't help ourselves.
Your chick magnets drew us in. I wanted to talk to you about
the concepts for your pictures.
Ryder, you're February and July.
I was thinking heart boxers and a sexy Uncle Sam thing.
You're going to be June and October.
June is a beach theme, and for October
you're just gonna be holding a "Jake-o'-lantern"
over your naughty bits.
We're gonna go find Artie and te him about
his March sexy leprechaun.
I thought Kitty was gonna jump you right in here.
Dude, you want to know the weirdest thing?
Mm? If a girl in the next room is into me,
I can feel it.
But since I've been seeing Marley, it's like
there's not another girl on the planet.
Wow. That is hard core.
Dude, I'm sorry, I try not to talk about her with you.
It stings sometimes, but this is serious.
All right, you're really into her.
Then, the other day, we were singing this, like,
romantic song together
and then, right at the end, I thought that...
she was gonna say it to me.
Say what?
Oh! Oh... It.
Wha-What would you have done?
I would have said it back.
I mean, that's the way I feel.
Then you have to tell her first.
N... I can't do that.
That's... terrifying.
Chicks dig hot guys who are willing
to get naked for a calendar,
but what they're really looking for
is a guy who will get naked emotionally.
♪ Much as you blame yourself ♪
♪ You can't be blamed ♪
♪ For the way that you feel ♪
♪ Had no example ♪
♪ Of a love that was ♪
♪ Even remotely real ♪
♪ How can you understand ♪
♪ Something that you never had? ♪
♪ If you let me ♪
♪ I can help you out ♪
♪ With all of that ♪
♪ Let me love you ♪
♪ And I will love you ♪
♪ Until you learn ♪
♪ To love yourself ♪
♪ Let me love you ♪
♪ A heart of numbness ♪
♪ Gets brought to life ♪
♪ I'll take you there ♪
♪ I can see the pain ♪
♪ Behind your eyes ♪
♪ It's been there for quite a while ♪
♪ I just want to be the one ♪
♪ To remind you ♪
♪ What it is to smile ♪
♪ I would like to show you ♪
♪ What true love can really do ♪
♪ Let me love you ♪
♪ And I will love you ♪
♪ Until you learn ♪
♪ To love yourself ♪
♪ Let me love you ♪
♪ And all your trouble ♪
♪ Don't be afraid ♪
♪ Oh, I can help ♪
♪ Let me love you ♪
♪ A heart of numbness ♪
♪ Is brought to life ♪
♪ I'll take you there ♪
♪ Let me love you ♪
♪ And all your trouble ♪
♪ Don't be afraid ♪
♪ Oh, I can help. ♪
That was awesome, man.
Absolutely a contender for Regionals.
Who was that song for?
Uh, that was for Marley.
Is there anything else you wanted to say to her?
Uh, I think the song pretty much said it.
Kurt, the hipster from downstairs with the curlicue mustache
wants to borrow your Russian hat.
Oh, my God!
What are you doing here?
Lady Hummel called, begging us to do an emergency intervention.
On who?
You.
You guys came all the way
to New York just to talk to me because Kurt called you?
We're also here to shop.
And we're here to apologize to Quinn
for slapping her across the face very, very hard.
In theory. We'll just see if that happens.
Rachel, you cannot do a nude scene.
It's not a nude scene, it's just a topless scene. Same thing.
Topless is as nude as anyone is ever gonna want to see you.
Let's say you do it.
Think about the 2-2-2 rule.
In two weeks, how are you gonna feel about
the nude scene? You'd probably feel pretty great.
Yeah.
You'll get to feel a nice, cool breeze on them
skeeter bites, you'll feel refreshed, even.
Then, how are you gonna feel about it two months from now?
I don't know.
Nervous?
Worried it may not even be good?
Rachel, it's a student film.
It's not gonna be good.
And two years from now?
How you gonna feel about it then?
Guilty.
Just... hoping my kids won't ever see it online.
Oh, they'll see it. Mm-hmm.
And they will never be the same.
Okay, wait.
Why am... why am I even taking advice from you, okay?
Didn't you have a sex tape that leaked online?
Yes, I did.
A sex tape that follows me around to this very day.
Look my name up on the Internet right now.
"Santana Lopez, nude, lez, boobies, sex tape,
Mexican or Dominican, question mark."
Booyah. That will exist forever.
But Santana, some women find it empowering to be naked on film.
Yes, but not in a student film
that is probably about someone's grandma with Alzheimer's.
Look... we care about you.
And for once, Rachel,
we actually have your best interests in mind.
Please don't do it.
Give me sexy liberty.
Give me sexy freedom.
Give me "I want you" sexy.
All right, August is up next!
Artie, are you sure you don't want to pose?
Oh, I'm happy posing with this bounce-board over here.
Hey!
Why don't we do August with a few of the guys?
Blaine, why don't you jump in with Sam?
You're looking particularly cute today.
I'll do it, too.
No offense, Joe, but I don't really think
you want to be in a shot next to me.
My washboards are gonna make you look like a bloated white Bob Marley.
I'm as God made me, dude.
Look, the reality is that we probably should have just done
a Sam Evans calendar. Yes, and every month we could see you
dressed as a different brand of jerkwad.
Guys, we waited too long!
I lost my pump.
I need five minutes.
You got this. You got this!
You're kind of out of control.
Yeah, well, haters gonna hate.
Will you please stop lifting?
This isn't who you are, Sam.
You're not just some body-obsessed muscle head.
You don't know what it's like.
You can sing and dance and you kick butt in school
and you're all charming and everything,
I have to announce my presence
with authority the second I walk into a room.
People have to notice me, or else they never will.
People laugh at my impressions
because how I look already has them on board.
Do you really believe that?
It's just a fact.
If you want to make it in this world, you have to be special.
But you are special.
Even without your body.
No, I'm not, man.
It's... it's all I have.
I'm exhausted.
Watching what I eat all the time, my two-a-day workouts...
Let it go. Have a burger every now and then.
Eat a bag of Cheetos.
Skip your workouts.
Sleep in a little.
Your body isn't going to change.
And even if you have seven percent body fat, you're gonna see
that all of us are still gonna love you.
And we're gonna laugh at your impressions.
And what, may I ask, is this?
Turns out it wasn't too hard to track down, after all.
Well... I'm impressed; I'm not gonna lie.
I thought I'd purchased every last issue from eBay.
I'm not ashamed of this centerfold.
In fact, I feel like taking a gander at that glorious taco
right now.
You idiot.
You had me skewered.
Why on earth would you let me open that?
Because now... I have your confession on tape.
I'm not ashamed of this centerfold.
In fact, I feel like taking a gander at that Checkmate.
Glorious taco right now.
You want to see me?
What are you doing here?
Blaine asked me to look into something for you.
Come on in and have a seat.
This is a very small sampling of colleges
that don't require S.A.T.
or A.C.T. scores.
And they're really good schools, Sam.
They're schools that recognize that a test score
isn't always the best measure of your intelligence.
Or creativity.
And you can always take the SATs again if you want.
You know, a lot of kids do that.
Yeah, well, let's say I somehow get into college somewhere.
I still can't afford it.
Yes, you can.
Because even in this economy,
there are hundreds of scholarships out there.
What you'll need for these is a personal essay about yourself
and your accomplishments.
Like what? Like my abs and my fish lips?
Like the Glee Club.
Like Student Council, the swimming... Synchronized swimming.
You've accomplished a lot more
than you're giving yourself credit for.
But why don't you take that home and, um, just think about it.
You are lost.
Is this real?
You've been here before, but... nothing looks familiar.
And that smell, you recognize that smell.
Titus.
You want him.
And deep breath... drop the robe.
Rachel, drop the robe.
Cut. I'm sorry, can we... can we just cut?
Only I'm allowed to say cut.
Cut.
I'm sorry, I don't mean to be a diva or anything,
but, um, there's just... there's so many people here right now.
Do you think we can...? They're here for you.
My DP literally sculpts with light.
Now, he can't do that without his crew.
He's promised me this would be sweeping.
Would you like me to tell him
that you don't want it to be sweeping?
I need all the crew to... to take off their clothes.
Yeah, it'll help, it'll, um, you know, just...
distract, and, and, and... take the attention off of me.
Seriously? Yeah, that sounds like a great idea.
Everybody, take your shirts off.
Okay, back to one.
Roll sound.
Scene ten, take two. And action.
Okay, you're lost.
Are you awake, is this a dream?
Perhaps a life lived long ago, and now you see him:
Titus.
You're filled with a carnal hunger.
You need to be naked now.
And drop the robe.
Rachel, drop the robel.
I'm sorry. Cut.
Stop saying "cut."
I'm sorry; I can't do this.
I respect you and
I respect your movie, but I just... I'm not ready.
Then you should have told me that when I asked you.
I was telling you the truth when I said yes
and I'm, I'm telling you the truth now.
I think it's okay for actresses to be naked,
and-and... and maybe someday I'll be ready, but...
I just realized that... I'm not ready to be naked now.
Well, then, what you can do now
is get the hell off my grandmother's dreamscape.
Take five, everyone.
Looks like I will have to play Grandma.
♪ Head underwater ♪
♪ And they tell me ♪
♪ To breathe easy for a while ♪
♪ The breathing gets harder ♪
♪ Even I know that ♪
♪ Made room for me ♪
♪ It's too soon to see ♪
♪ If I'm happy in your hands ♪
♪ I'm unusually ♪
♪ Hard to hold on to ♪
♪ Convinced me to please you ♪
♪ Made me think that I need this, too ♪
♪ I'm trying to let you ♪
♪ Hear me as I am ♪
♪ I'm not gonna write you a love song ♪
♪ 'Cause you asked for it, 'cause you need one, you see ♪
♪ I'm not gonna write you a love song ♪
♪ 'Cause you tell me it's make or break in this ♪
♪ If you're on your way ♪
♪ I'm not gonna write you to stay ♪
♪ If all you have is leaving ♪
♪ I'm gonna need a better reason to write you ♪
♪ A love song today ♪
♪ Promise me ♪
♪ That you'll leave the light on ♪
♪ 'Cause I believe ♪
♪ There's a way you can love me ♪
♪ Because I say ♪
♪ I won't write you a love song ♪
♪ 'Cause you asked for it, 'cause you need one ♪
♪ You see, I'm not gonna write you a love song ♪
♪ 'Cause you tell me it's make or break in this ♪
♪ Is that why you wanted a love song? ♪
♪ A love song ♪ ♪ 'Cause you tell me it's ♪
♪ Make or break in this ♪
♪ If you're on your way ♪
♪ I'm not gonna write you ♪ ♪ Write you ♪
♪ To stay ♪
♪ If your heart is nowhere in it ♪
♪ I don't want it for a minute, babe ♪
♪ I'll walk the seven seas ♪
♪ Walk the seven seas ♪ ♪ When I believe that there's ♪
♪ A reason to write you ♪ ♪ Write you ♪
♪ A love song today ♪
♪ Today ♪
♪ Hey, today ♪
♪ I won't write you a love song ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Today ♪
♪ I won't write you a love song ♪
♪ Today. ♪
Yay.
Thank you, guys, so much.
It's like my dads say... you can't make new old friends.
No regrets? None.
But do you guys have to go? Can you stay
a little bit longer? 'Cause I would love to buy you dinner.
I'm in. Sure.
Good, okay.
I'm in no rush to get back to Kentucky.
I think I could get used to it here in New York.
It's more my speed.
You ready to write that essay?
No, I'm not.
Well, I've been doing a little research, um, with some folks
that know you really well, and...
they all seem to think that you've actually accomplished
quite a bit.
Sam saved Sectionals last year
when we were short a member and he moved back to McKinley.
He rescued our Nationals trophy.
And then he saved Sectionals again this year
when he found out the Warblers cheated.
Trouty Mouth inspired me to try my hand at songwriting.
Sam was the first person in America
to do a Sean Connery impression.
♪ Grouper Mouth... ♪
His impression is what made
Sean Connery's career really take off.
♪ Froggy Lips. ♪
You know, Sam gave me the courage to follow my dreams
and become a singer, and without him I probably
would have never moved to L.A.
And let's not forget when Sam took care
of his entire family after his dad lost his job.
They were living in a motel, homeless, and Sam supported them.
I mean, that's pretty amazing.
He's a really substantial person.
Now, that's... your essay.
Thanks... thanks, bro.
Don't mention it.
Hey, Artie. Oh, I'm sorry, do I need
to take my shirt off while addressing you?
Listen, um, the bottom line is that we have two empty months
in this calendar. We want you to fill them,
and I-I totally understand,
you know, wanting to keep your shirt on.
You want to be known for more than just your massive biceps.
Look, it's hard enough being the only one
in a chair posing for this calendar.
I don't really want to be the only one wearing clothes either.
You won't be.
You have such broad shoulders.
If you ever want to tap this, seriously, just say the word.
So, how much smut money did you raise?
About 350 bucks.
Another 50 and we've covered the bus to Regionals.
Well, you're a worthy adversary, Finn Hudson,
and that'll make you all the more delicious
when I've got you slowly roasting on a spit,
but, like, literally delicious.
Hey, you don't have to wait in line.
I actually already made one out for you.
Thank you.
I love you back.
Ugh! Gross!
Get a room!
"My future wife, Becky Jackson."
I wish you'd lose the shirt so I can drool over that hot bod.
Well, listen, I think you both are hot,
topless or not. And do you know how I know?
- 'Cause I'm a genius. - You know what?
I'm really excited about this New Year.
Me, too... it's a new year and a new me.
♪ Another year you made a promise ♪
♪ Another chance to turn it all around ♪
♪ And do not save this for tomorrow ♪
♪ Embrace the past and you can live for now ♪
♪ And I will give the world to you ♪
♪ Speak louder than the words before you ♪
♪ And give them meaning no one else has found ♪
♪ The role we play is so important ♪
♪ We are the voices of the underground ♪
♪ And I ♪
♪ I ♪ ♪ Will give the world to you ♪
♪ Say everything you've always wanted ♪
♪ Be not afraid of who you really are ♪
♪ 'Cause in the end we have each other ♪
♪ And that's at least one thing worth living for ♪
♪ And I ♪ ♪ I ♪
♪ Would give the world to you ♪
♪ I pass ♪
♪ It back to you ♪
♪ And I ♪
♪ Will wait for you ♪
♪ 'Cause I would give the world ♪
♪ And I would give the world ♪
♪ To you... ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ I would give ♪ ♪ Oh... ♪
♪ The world to you ♪
♪ Ooh... ♪
♪ This is the New Year ♪
♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ This is the New Year ♪
♪ A new beginning ♪
♪ You made a promise ♪ ♪ You made a promise ♪
♪ You are the brightest ♪
♪ We are the voices ♪
♪ We are ♪
♪ Oh-ho ♪ ♪ This is the New Year ♪
♪ We are the voices ♪
♪ This is the New Year ♪
♪ Ooh... ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪
♪ A new beginning ♪
♪ You made a promise ♪
♪ We are the voices ♪
♪ This is the New Year. ♪