15岁的Jenny Evans在一个晚上出去玩 15-year old Jenny Evans went out for an innocent night of fun
而现在却躺在医院里只能靠仪器维持生命 and is now lying in this hospital on life support.
代表Jenny的母亲 On behalf of Jenny's mother,
我们将以重大过失罪 we are filing a gross negligence suit
起诉锐舞承办人Dennis Fullman against rave promoter Dennis Fullman.
Fullman先生创造了一个环境 Mr. Fullman created an environment
允许他人向未成年人兜售危险毒品 that allowed dangerous drugs to be peddled to minors.
Phillips议员 Councilman Phillips.
市议会 The city council
想确保这个悲剧不会再发生 intends to make sure this tragedy is never repeated.
我们祈祷Jenny能早日康复 We pray for Jenny's recovery.
人们会说我利用我女儿 People are gonna say that I'm exploiting my daughter,
告那个承办人好要赔偿金 suing the promoter for money.
不 打这个官司是为了确保 No, this lawsuit is how we make sure
这种事不会发生在别的孩子身上了 this never happens to anyone else's child.
Beth 我们俩已经认识很久了 Beth, we've known each other a long time.
相信我 你做的对 Trust me. You're doing the right thing.
从我儿子出生开始 我每周至少见他一次 I've seen my son at least once a week since he was born.
现在他3岁了 我不能一走了之 He's 3 now. I can't just walk away.
除非我漏掉了什么 Well, unless I've missed something,
你不必的 you shouldn't have to.
你们知道我是捐精者 对吗 You know I'm the sperm donor, right?
我是说 我和他母亲没有过性行为 I mean, I didn't have sex with his mother.
是的 我们知道 Yes, we do.
根据法律 授精的方法 And under the law, the method of insemination
决定捐赠者的权利 dictates the rights of the donor.
滴管 Turkey baster.
那是什么 What's that?
用一个塑料滴管来授精 The method of insemination was a plastic turkey baster.
我往一个杯子里射精... I ejaculated into a cup...
我想我们懂了 I think we get it.
事实上这是个好消息 And it's actually good news,
因为如果没有医生或是精子银行参与 because without the involvement of a doctor or a sperm bank,
根据法律 你就是父亲 legally, you're the father.
Carrie的未婚夫可不同意 他是律师 Carrie's fiance doesn't agree. He's a lawyer.
还是个混蛋 And a jerk.
他想合法收养Charlie He wants to legally adopt Charlie.
所以他们才让你 Which is why they're asking you
放弃亲权 to relinquish your parental rights.
Dan 你知道的 没人能强迫你 Dan, you know no one can force you
结束你的父亲身份 to terminate your parental status.
对 你占了各种优势 我们会解决这事的 Right. You've got all the leverage here. We'll figure this out.
嘿 你怎么样 Hey. How you holding up?
上次我在这间大厅 The last time I was in this lobby,
Jenny刚出生 Jenny was born.
而现在... And now...
Beth... 她牺牲了一切... Beth... Beth... she sacrificed everything...
为了她的小女儿 everything for her little girl.
Jenny是最不可能 And... and Jenny is the last person
在锐舞派对上吸毒过量的孩子 that you would expect to O.D. At a rave.
我是说 只是... 这不是她会做的事 I mean, it's just... it's not her.
青少年都那么不顾危险 Teenagers are reckless.
想想我以前做的事... And when I think about the things I did...
我们中有人活下来简直是奇迹 Well... yeah, it's a wonder any of us survived.
谢谢你接了这个案子 Thank you for taking the case.
当然要接 她是你的朋友 Of course. She's your friend.
哦 所以我已经让Teri收集医疗记录了 Oh, so I had Teri collect medical records.
很明显 医院还接收了23名派对上的人 Apparently 23 attendees were admitted to the hospital.
我说 这个数目大了点吧 即使是锐舞派对 I mean, that's a high number, even for a rave.
能支持过失指控 Well, that could bolster the negligence claim.
我正是那样想的 That's what I was thinking.
- 好吧 - 打扰下 - All right. - Excuse me?
你是电视上那个律师 是吧 You're the lawyer from TV, right.
嗨 我是Jane Bingum 这位是Owen French Hi. I'm Jane Bingum, and this is Owen French.
你好 Hello.
我是Jenny的朋友Carla I'm Jenny's friend Carla.
锐舞那晚 她倒下时我和她在一起 I was with her the night of the rave when she collapsed.
很报歉 I'm so sorry.
Carla我需要问你几个问题 Carla, I might need to ask you some questions.
可以吗 Would that be okay?
你想问什么都行 呃 Whatever you need. Um...
可是我能见见Jenny吗 But is it okay if I see Jenny?
当然可以 409病房 Of course you can. Uh, 409.
- 好的 谢谢 - 沿着这条道走到底 左转 - Okay. Thanks. - Down to the left.
- 嘿 等等 报歉 - 当然 - Hey, one sec. Sorry. - Sure.
嘿 Stace Hey, Stace.
Thar har look awethum.
- 什么 - 报歉 - What? - Sorry.
我在舔婚礼请柬的信封 I'm licking wedding-invitation envelopes.
你的头发在电视上看起来美呆了 Your hair looked awesome on the TV.
哦 天啊 我当时都没想到我的发型 Oh, my God. I wasn't even thinking about my hair.
我们总是要注意发型的 We're always thinking about our hair.
听着 So, listen.
我还需要一个地址... Owen父亲的 I still need one address... Owen's father.
好的 我会给你弄到的 Right. Um, I will... get it for you.
这话我听过了 Mm-Hmm. I've heard that before.
再见 Stace Bye, Stace.
我不想再拿这事烦你 So, I hate to bother you with this again.
我会给你地址的 I'll get you the address.
Stacy讲电话声音很大 Stacy's a loud phone-talker.
只是这件事我们已经谈了三次了 It's just we've had this conversation three times,
而那是你的父亲 and it is your father.
我是说 你都不知道他的地址吗 I mean, do you even know his address?
该让你回办公室了 We should get you back to the office.
Owen 别这样 Owen. Please.
我们先把精力集中在这个案子上 好吗 Let's just focus on the case, okay?
好的 Okay.
这很简单 This is pretty straightforward.
根据法律 Dan是父亲 Under the law, Dan is the father.
我们知道法律怎么说 但是... We understand the law, but...
但是我们不想把孩子搞糊涂了 but we don't want the child to be confused.
我们要结婚了 We're getting married,
而且有个男性家长 and it's in Charlie's best interest
对Charlie最有利 to have one male authority figure.
我们的态度很简单 Well, our position is simple.
不确保他的探视权 Without guaranteed visitation,
Dan是不会放弃他的亲权的 Dan won't relinquish his parental rights.
我们的态度也很简单 Well, our position is also simple.
你知道的 亲权包含财政责任 As you know, parental rights carry financial obligations,
而据我所知 你一分钱都没给过... and from what I understand, you haven't paid one cent...
Rick 不 Rick. No.
如果他们想来硬的 If they want to play hardball,
我们就以孩子的抚养费问题起诉 we're gonna sue for child support.
事实上我们还没有讨论过... We actually hadn't discussed any...
只要我能见Charlie 能付多少我都会付 I'll pay whatever I can if it means I can see Charlie.
别说了 Charlie和Carrie要搬来和我住了 Stop. Charlie and Carrie are moving in with me.
所以 如果你出现在我家 我就会报警 So, if you show up at my house, I will call the cops.
宝贝 我们走 Honey, let's go.
我们的客户有权利 Our client has rights.
我们会争取探视权 我们会赢的 We'll fight for visitation, and we'll win.
法庭上见 We'll see you in court.
- 嘿 - 嗨 甜心 - Hey! - Hi, sweetie.
大中午的你回家干吗 What are you doing home in the middle of the day?
我穿着超高跟的鲁布托皮鞋 Well, I wore my super-high Louboutins
去参加记者招待会 上电视 to the press conference to give me authority on TV,
现在我的脚疼死了 and now my feet are killing me.
嗯 Mm-Hmm.
这是最后一张请柬 So, this is the last invitation.
给Thomas French先生的 Mr. Thomas French.
- 你弄到他的地址了 对吗 - 没有 - You have his address, right? - No.
显然 Owen现在不想谈他父亲的事 Apparently Owen doesn't want to talk about his father right now.
为什么 Why?
我不知道 I have no idea.
我是说 要我怎么办 I mean, what does anyone want me to do?
哦 也许Thomas French是俄罗斯间谍 Oh. Maybe Thomas French is a Russian spy.
或是黑帮的 Or in the mob.
哦 或是接受了证人保护计划 现在化身成女人了 Oh! Or a female impersonator in Witness Protection.
我是说 那样婚礼会很有意思 I mean, that would be really fun at the wedding.
跟演喜剧似的 And make a hilarious movie.
- Stace - 什么事 - Stace. - What?
严肃点 Seriously.
我不喜欢Owen有秘密瞒着我 I don't like Owen keeping secrets from me.
知道吗 You know what?
我会让Teri查他父亲的号码 I'll have Teri track down his dad's number,
我会去问他原由 并为他们调解 I'll ask him about the problem, and then I'll mediate.
我相信Owen一定不会因此恨你的 And I'm sure Owen won't resent you at all for that.
亲爱的 让我和Owen谈谈 我会从他那儿套出来的 Sweetie, let me talk to Owen. I'll get it out of him..
我是个出色的包打听 I am an excellent pryer.
决窍就是假装你和他们有一样的问题 The trick is to pretend their problem is your problem.
知道吗 好极了 You know what? Great. Fine.
去打听吧 Pry away.
谢谢 Thank you.
一封寄给Jane Bingum女士 It's an envelope addressed to a Ms. Jane Bingum
还有Owen French先生的信 and Mr. Owen French.
这是你第一份结婚礼物 It's your first wedding present!
也许是百货公司的礼品卡 Maybe it's a gift card to Bloomingdale's.
新手提包 New handbags.
我们去购物吧 Ooh! Let's go shopping.
"放弃那个案子否则后果自负" "Drop the case or else." Hmm?
什么 What?
天啊 Oh my God.
Stacy 那是 那是Owen Stacy, that's... that's Owen.
这是恐吓我要杀掉Owen This is a death threat against Owen.
谢谢 Okay, thank you.
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
无论如何 请别告诉Owen恐吓信的事 Whatever you do, please don't tell Owen about the death threat.
好的 Yeah.
再见 Bye-bye.
那是审判长 That was the presiding judge.
治安官给Owen分派了一支全天候保安特遣队 Sheriffs are assigning Owen a full-time security detail.
很好 但是为什么你不想让Owen知道出了什么事呢 Good. But why don't you want Owen to know what's going on?
因为他有心脏病 Because he's got a heart condition,
他现在最不需要这个了 and this is the last thing he needs.
我糊涂了 I'm confused.
为什么他们不逮捕锐舞承办人 Why don't they just arrest the rave promoter?
我也想啊 但是我们不能证明恐吓信是他寄的 I wish, but we can't prove that the threat's from him.
那么 你得放弃这个案子 Well, then, you need to drop the case.
Beth可以找别的律师的 Beth will find another lawyer.
不 我不能放弃 No. I can't. I can't.
- Owen不会希望我放弃的 - 阿 - Owen wouldn't want me to do that. - Ah.
你不想让Owen知道恐吓的事 You don't want Owen to know about the threat
因为那会让他紧张 because it would stress him out,
而你又不能放弃案子 and you can't drop the case
因为那样Owen就会知道恐吓信的事 because then Owen would know about the threat.
正是这样 Exactly.
所以 我必须得假装一切正常 So, I just have to pretend that everything is fine,
尽管我怕的要死 even though I'm scared to death.
我和Carrie在本地的狗公园相遇的 Carrie and I met at the local dog park
很快成了朋友 and became quick friends.
10年后 她让你做孩子的父亲 And 10 years later, she asked you to father her child?
是的 That's right.
那这个授精过程到底是怎么样进行的 So how exactly did the insemination process play out?
Carrie给我打电话说她排卵了 Carrie called me and said she was ovulating.
我火速赶过去 I-I raced over,
进入浴室 弄好一切 went into the bathroom, took care of things,
然后Carrie进了卧室 自己授了精 then Carrie went into her bedroom and inseminated herself.
然后在那... And from there...
法官大人 抱歉打断一下 Your Honor, we're sorry to interrupt.
先生们 我们在庭审 Gentlemen, we're in session here.
食品药物管理局执法部门 F.D.A. Enforcement.
我们有Dan Abraham的逮捕令 We have a warrant for the arrest of Dan Abraham.
Abranha先生 请起立好吗 Mr. Abraham, can you please stand up?
什么指控 On what charges?
非法贩卖人体组织 Illegal tissue trafficking.
什么 什么组织 What? What tissue?
人的精子 Human sperm.
Abraham先生给十几个女人 Mr. Abraham has donated his sperm
捐过精 还成了五个孩子的爸爸 to over a dozen women and fathered five children.
法官大人 我们并不知道还有其它捐赠 Your Honor, we didn't know about the other donations,
但这不重要 but it shouldn't matter.
不能因为捐赠精子就起诉别人 You can't arrest someone for donating sperm.
法官大人 帮下忙啊 Judge, a little help here?
我无能为力 Nothing I can do.
联邦逮捕令超出我的权力范围 A federal warrant supercedes my authority.
走吧 Let's go.
Dan 我们会去拘留所见你 Dan, we'll met you in holding.
什么都不要说 好吗 Don't say anything to anyone, okay?
捐赠精子可不是犯罪 Donating sperm is not a crime.
如果FDA觉得 It is if the F.D.A. Believes
你在经营一家非法精子银行 那就是犯罪 you're operating an illegal sperm bank,
而且我想他们确实这么觉得 which I guess they do.
你给他们打的电话 对吗 And you called them, didn't you?
我是个热心公民 I'm a concerned citizen.
你想让Dan有犯罪记录 You're trying to give Dan a criminal record
来证明他是个不合格的父亲 to prove he's an unfit parent.
- 从而剥夺他探视权 - 对 - And strip him of his visitation. - That's right.
Carrie 咱们走 Come on, Carrie. Let's go.
Stacy.
你有空吗 Do you have a minute?
当然 请进 Of course. Please. Come in.
好多安保 A lot of security.
一定是哪个大名人的离婚案 Must be a big celebrity divorce.
请坐 找我有什么事 Please, sit down. What can I do for you?
我有点担心Jane Well, uh, I'm a little worried about Jane.
怎么了 What's wrong?
我想可能是 I think the stress of the wedding
婚礼让她很有压力 也算是我的错 might be getting to her, and it's kind of my fault.
我是她的首席伴娘 却一直忙于 I'm her maid of honor, and I have just been so busy
处理我和我父亲之间的事 dealing with my own drama about my father.
哦 Oh.
很报歉听到这些 I'm, uh... I'm sorry to hear that.
我能帮什么忙 Is there anything I can do to help?
我和我的父亲争吵... Well, my father and I have been fighting about...
什么事都吵 ...all sorts of various things,
快把我逼疯了 and it just drives me crazy.
你和父母吵架的时候 会发疯吗 And do you get crazy when you fight with your parents?
具体点 你父亲 Your dad, specifically?
没有 Nope.
真的吗 好吧 Really? Okay.
或许你可以给我些建议 怎样处理和我父亲的关系 Maybe you could advise me on how to deal with my father.
事实上我已经有一年半没和我父亲说过了 I actually haven't spoken to my father in a year and a half.
- 真的吗 不可能 - 怎么不可能 - Really? No way. - Why not?
你知道 那可能对我有帮助 You know, it... it could help me...
因此 也能帮到Jane And, therefore, Jane.
我父亲是个种玉米的农民 My dad is a corn farmer.
一天晚上 他做了个恶梦 One night, he had a vision.
醒来时 一身冷汗 像是被鬼附身了 He woke up in a cold sweat like a man possessed,
他跑出去 开始在地里挖 and he went outside and he plowed under the family farm.
建了个棒球场 Built a baseball field.
哇 真疯狂 Wow. Crazy pants.
的确如此 Exactly.
而且他一直自言自语地说 And he kept muttering to himself,
"如果建好了 他就会来" "If you build it, he will come."
谁会来 Who will come?
赤脚Joe Jackson Shoeless Joe Jackson.
他不是Taco Surf的男招待吗 Isn't he the bartender at Taco Surf?
别再问了Stacy Not so much. Stacy...
我们失去了一切 We lost everything.
一切 Everything.
我一直都不能原谅他 I've never been able to forgive him.
真是糟透了 That is so sad.
如果可以的话 你能让我一个人待会儿吗 Well, if it's okay, do you mind if I'm alone?
我只是... I... it's just...
说出这种事真的很难... it's hard reliving that story and I...
我明白 I understand.
谢谢 Thank you.
再见 Bye.
嘿 头 你那个傲慢的婚礼餐饮承办人刚刚打来电话 Hey, boss. Your hoity-toity wedding caterer just called.
Robert Bardem?
对 他说他能安排你和Owen Yeah, he said that he can fit you and Owen in
半个小时后试吃菜单上的菜 for a menu tasting in half an hour.
不 不 我做不到 No, no, no, no. That's impossible.
我有个和解会 另约个时间吧 I've got a settlement conference. Reschedule.
不可能 That's impossible.
Robert的助理告诉我连詹妮弗 洛佩慈都不能取消试吃会 Robert's assistant told me not even J. Lo canceled her tasting
她第一次还有第三次婚礼 for her first or third weddings.
你已经取消两次了 You've canceled twice.
你再不露面 You don't show up,
就得和你梦寐以求的餐饮承办人吻别了 you may as well kiss your dream caterer goodbye.
好吧 我们这么做 Okay. Here's what we're gonna do.
- 你当Jane Bingum - 什么 - You are Jane Bingum. - What?
- 去试菜吧 就说你是我 - 那Owen呢 - Go to the tasting, say that you're me. - What about Owen?
哦 Oh!
你是Owen 你是Jane You're Owen. You are Jane.
你们两个要结婚了 The two of you are getting married.
现在去见你们的餐饮承办人吧 Now go meet your caterer.
好吧 Okay.
多说"好吃"和"太美味了" Just say "Yum" And "Delicious" A lot.
实际上 可以简略地说"香" Actually, shorten it to "Delish."
要让我们的婚礼记在他的预约本上 Get our wedding on the books.
打条领带吧 你是个法官 And put on a tie. You're a judge.
在我们的婚礼上 我不会穿白色的 For our wedding, I won't be wearing white.
我没做错事 I did nothing wrong.
你女儿吸毒过量 这不是我的错 Your daughter O.D.'d. Not my fault.
我当事人的意思是说 What my client means to say
虽然他对Evans女士的女儿的事感到遗憾 is that while he's sorry about Ms. Evans' daughter,
但他绝没有任何责任 he's in no way responsible.
我觉得陪审团会有不同的看法 I think the jury's gonna see this differently.
你用这些聚会吸引未成年人 You market these parties to minors
然后对他们使用毒品视而不见 and then turn a blind eye to drug use.
更不用说没能提供足够的急救措施 Not to mention the inadequate access for EMTs.
Bingum女士... Ms. Bingum...
你确定你要继续打这场官司么 Are you sure you really want to pursue this case?
什么 Excuse me?
很简单的问题 A simple question.
你确定吗 Are you sure?
抱歉 Beth 我 我感觉不太舒服 I'm sorry, Beth. I-I'm not feeling well.
我们等会再谈吧 We'll pick this up later.
Jane.
啊 噢 Aah! Oh!
天啊 Oh, my God.
不要这样偷偷接近我 Do not sneak up on me like that!
恶 严格来说 是你偷偷接近我的 但无所谓了 Ugh! Well, technically, you snuck up on me, but whatever.
好吧 Okay.
我知道Owen为什么不和他父亲说话了 So, I know why Owen doesn't speak to his father.
Stacy 我正在处理一个涉及死亡恐吓信的 Stacy, I am in the middle of a horrendous case
可怕案子 with a death threat.
等等 为什么Owen不和他父亲说话 Wait. Why doesn't Owen speak to his father?
好吧 他父亲曾经是一个玉米农 但是他疯了 Okay. His dad used to be a corn farmer who went crazy
为一个从来没出现过的人造了一个棒球场 and built this baseball field for a guy who never showed.
Stace 这是电影"梦想之地"的情节 Stace, that's the plot of "A field of dreams,"
只是这个结局要惨点 but with a much sadder ending.
怪不得听起来很熟悉 Ugh. I thought it sounded familiar.
多谢你的好意 Thanks for trying.
嗯 Mm.
那这个案子怎么样了 So how is the case going?
我不能集中精神 I can't focus,
因为我老想着我未婚夫要被杀的事情 'cause I keep thinking my fiance is gonna be killed.
我很为Beth难过 You know, and I feel awful for Beth,
但我身为她的律师 却还没能做出什么有用的事 but I am just not an effective advocate.
我不知该怎么做 I don't know what to do.
欢迎来到巴登餐饮 我是Robert Welcome to Bardem catering. I am Robert.
我是Jane Bingum And I'm Jane Bingum.
我是Owen P... I'm Owen P...
- French. - French.
Owen French.
就是那个法语 法国吐司的French Just like the language or the toast.
我为夫妇做的菜单 一定要有意义 I create a menu that has meaning to the couple,
所以我需要了解下你们 so I need to get to know you.
告诉我你们怎么认识的 Tell me how you met.
-在法庭 -在酒吧 - In court. - In a bar.
他当时太醉了以为自己还在法庭上 He was so drunk that he thought he was still at court.
什么他都驳回 He kept overruling everything.
"柠檬威士忌酒 驳回 " "Whiskey sour, overruled."
给我讲讲你们的求婚 Tell me about the proposal.
你是指她拿着那把双筒猎枪吗 Oh, you mean the double-barrel shotgun she was holding?
什么 我开玩笑的 拜托 What? I'm kidding. Come on.
新娘 是吧 Brides. Am I right?
举手 伙计 Up high, bro.
击个掌 Hit it!
不要吗 好吧 No? Okay. All right.
我们直入正题好么 How about we jump right in?
我们的招牌开胃菜 Our flagship appetizer,
松露油塔塔吞拿鱼 tuna tartare with truffle oil drizzle.
好美味 Mmm, delicious.
French先生 Mr. French?
抱歉 我不太喜欢吃生鱼类的 Sorry, I'm not a raw-fish kind of guy.
电话上 Bingum女士和我说 On the phone, Ms. Bingum told me
你们第一次约会就是吃的寿司 that your first date was over Sushi.
是寿司 我... Oh, this is Sushi. I did...
噢 Ohh!
额 Mmm!
香 Delish.
我去给你们再拿一道 I'll be back with another option.
如果我想要生吃海鲜 If I wanted to eat raw seafood,
我就自己跳进海里 张开嘴 I would go to the ocean and open my mouth.
这么做是为了Jane We are doing this for Jane.
你最好开始假装你喜欢这道菜 You better start pretending that you love this food
还有你爱我 and you love me,
还有不要再盯着那个副主厨辣妹看了 and stop checking out the hot sous chef.
吃醋了 Jealous?
你真是老套 You are such a clich?
"我是一个副主厨辣妹 看我绞肉吧" "Oh, I'm a hot sous chef. Watch me pound this cutlet."
Robert 你回来了 嘿 Robert, you're back. Hey.
Bingum女士 我喜欢为婚礼提供餐饮 Ms. Bingum, I love catering weddings,
但只有是真爱 我才愿意 but only when there's true love.
我们爱的很疯狂 再给我们次机会吧 We are desperately in love. Give us another chance.
-看 我们现在就要亲热了 -我们... - Look, we're gonna make out right now. - W...
出去 Get out!
谢谢你 Thank you.
好了 我们交了保释金 All right, we paid your bail.
再过几个小时他们就会放你出去了 You'll be released in a few hours.
谢谢 Thank you.
Dan FDA那边说 Dan, the F.D.A. Says
你可能要做一年牢 you could be looking at a year in jail,
还有缴10万元的罚款 as well as a $100,000 fine.
就因为我捐献了精子 Because I donated sperm?
他们把你的行为归为贩卖人体器官 They're classifying your actions as trafficking in human tissue.
他们可以像追究卖肾的罪犯一样 They could go after you the same way
追究你 they would go after someone who sold a kidney.
我真不敢相信 我只是想做好事 I can't believe this. I was trying to be a good guy.
你事先没和我们交代清楚 Well, you weren't entirely up front with us.
五个孩子 5个女人 Five kids? Different mothers?
我那时觉得那和这案子没关系 Well, I didn't think it was relevant.
我是说 起初只是帮Carrie的忙 I mean, initially, it was just a favor for Carrie.
接着Charlie就出生了 Then after Charlie was born,
她一个朋友看到她孩子这么漂亮 one of her friends saw her beautiful baby
就问我是否也可以帮她 and asked if I'd help her out, too.
但是不知不觉 你就成了撒播精子孕育希望的Johnny(美国童话) But before you know it, you're Johnny Apple-sperm?
我猜是吧 I guess.
你有和其他的孩子联系过么 Are you in touch with any of the other children?
没有 我事先都说的很清楚 No. I made that clear up front.
Charlie的事 我事先也清楚了 Just like I made it clear
我要和Charlie维持关系 that I would have a relationship with Charlie.
Carrie是唯一既是我孩子母亲又是我朋友的人 Carrie's the only mother who was also a friend.
FDA声称 The F.D.A. Claims
你威胁到了那些母亲和孩子的健康 you're exposing the moms and kids to health risks.
精子银行会做很多的测试 A sperm bank does a lot of testing.
我也做了 And so do I.
每次捐赠之前 我都会做传染病检查 Before every donation, I screen for infectious diseases,
而且我还做了基因性状测试(单眼皮 发色 等) and I've been genetically tested for carrier traits.
精子银行做的测试 我都做了 I do everything a sperm bank does,
除了我没收取女方一分钱 except I don't charge the women a penny.
我宁愿她们把钱花在抚养孩子上 I'd rather they spend their money raising their child
而不是怀孕上面 than trying to conceive one.
这有什么错 What's wrong with that?
在我的字典里 那完全没问题 In my book, absolutely nothing.
法官会会觉得你违法了 Well, the judge will interpret the law against you.
FDA的政策很清楚 The F.D.A. Policy is clear.
所以我们要从法官身上下手 So we find a way to go around the judge.
-嘿 -嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
那个 那个和解怎么样了 How'd the, uh... how'd the settlement go?
噢 被搁置了 Oh, it... got tabled.
你没事吧 Are you okay?
没事 我 我不是个多疑的人 Yeah. I... I'm not a paranoid person,
但我向天发誓有人跟踪我 but I swear to God I'm being followed.
我今早停车的时候 This morning when I parked my car,
后面有2个人 there were these two guys behind me,
然后一小时后我排队买咖啡 and then when I was at the coffee cart an hour later,
还是那两个人 跟我排一条队 same two guys in line.
可能只是个巧合 It's probably just a coincidence.
接着我去了三楼的男厕所 Then I'm on the third-floor men's room,
站在便池前面 standing at the urinal.
你猜谁在我旁边尿尿 Guess who's peeing next to me.
亲爱的 是人都要上厕所的 Sweetie, everyone's got to pee.
Jane 说真的 有什么不对劲的 Jane, seriously. Something is going on.
好吧 Okay.
他们是司法部门的保安特遣队 They're judicial security detail.
什么 What?
我收到张纸条... I got a note...
说如果我不放弃Beth的案子 就杀了你 threatening your life if I didn't drop Beth's case.
我想是锐舞派对那个承办人寄的 And I think it's from the rave promoter.
我只是没办法证明 I just can't prove it.
你为什么不告诉我 Why didn't you tell me?
因为我不想让你担心 Because I didn't want to upset you.
你的心脏... Your heart...
好吧 看看结果 Well, look how that worked out.
我不敢相信那个混蛋竟然想对你下手 I can't believe the jackass tried to get to you
- 通过威胁我 - 知道么 - by going after me. - You know what?
我不管这个案子了 I'm excusing myself from this case.
不 你不用 No, you're not.
看到没 这就是我不想告诉你的原因 See? And this is why I didn't want to tell you.
我是法官 不会受到恐吓就撤退 I didn't become a judge so I could back down from a threat.
现在 听着 取消保安特遣队 Now, look, just call off the security detail.
要是你出事了怎么办 What if something happens to you?
我会受不了的 I can't handle that.
我不会允许任何人... I am not gonna allow anyone...
任何人... 恐吓我或者我爱的女人 anyone... to intimidate me or the woman that I love.
市政府对控告锐舞派对承办人的民事案子 The city is taking a keen interest in the civil case
非常关注 against rave promoter Dennis Fullman.
正如我之前说的 Now, as I've said before,
没什么比孩子的安全更重要了 nothing's more important than the safety of our children.
打断下 Excuse me.
-Bingum女士 -议员 - Ms. Bingum. - Councilman.
Evans女士 Jenny怎么样了 Ms. Evans, how's Jenny?
还是老样子 No change.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
整个市政府都支持你 你对这个案子有信心吗 The whole city's behind you. Do you feel good about the case?
我们有 我们有 We do. We do.
我想要谢谢你还有市政府的支持 And I'd like to thank you and the city for all your support.
当然 Sure.
有很多人 There were mobs of people.
很热 音乐很大声 It was hot, and the music was loud.
我和Jenny排队去买水 Jenny and I got in line to buy water,
但是队伍基本没动过 and the line was hardly moving.
然后Jenny就开始冒汗 颤抖 And then Jenny started sweating and shaking.
接着她就倒下了 And then she collapsed.
我知道这对你来说很难 Carla I know this is really hard for you, Carla.
你能告诉我们接下来发生的事吗 Can you tell us what happened next?
我开始大声叫喊求救 I started screaming for help,
但是音乐那么大声 人又那么多... but between all the music and the people...
医务人员多久才出现的 How long before the paramedics showed up?
好像是 我不是很确定 半小时吧 It seemed like, I don't know, a half-hour.
人太多 他们没办法挤到我们那儿 They couldn't get to us with all the people.
谢谢 Thank you.
Middlen小姐... Miss Middlen...
你知道Jenny被送去医院的时候 did you know that Jenny had an ecstasy tablet in her pocket
口袋里有一片摇头丸么 when she was brought to the hospital?
别忘了 你发过誓的 Remember, you're under oath.
知道 Yes.
这是Jenny口袋里 This is a photo of the tab of ecstasy
那片摇头丸的照片 that was removed from Jenny's pocket.
你有看到药丸上面的压印吗 Do you see the embossed stamp on the tablet?
是的 看起来像是只运动鞋 Yes. It looks like a sneaker.
法官阁下 Your Honor,
我们想要呈上犯罪实验室的摇头丸数据库 we'd like to submit the crime-lab ecstasy database.
有些毒贩子会在摇头丸上印上标记 Some dealers brand their pills.
那个绿色运动鞋 查了下 是一个叫Deezy Jones的 The, uh, green sneaker can be traced back to a Deezy Jones.
Middlen小姐 你认得这个脸书主页么 Miss Middlen, do you recognize this Facebook page?
是的 这是我的 Yes, it's mine.
你有一个好友是Deezy Jones吧 And one of your friends is Deezy Jones?
是的 Yes.
6月23日 派对前一天 On June 23rd, the day before the rave,
你和Deezy互传信息 计划 you and Deezy sent messages to each other planning to,
我引用下 "见Molly" I quote, "See Molly."
"Molly"指的是摇头丸 Isn't "Molly" Slang for ecstasy?
是的 Yes.
所以你打算去买毒品 So you were arranging to buy drugs.
是的 Yes.
给你自己么 Just for yourself?
不是 No.
给我还有Jenny For me and Jenny.
我很抱歉 Evans女士 I am so sorry, Mrs. Evans.
我真的很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
你买了一些摇头丸 You bought several ecstasy tablets.
Jenny什么时候吃的第一片 When did Jenny take the first one?
去派对之前 在我家里 Before the rave, at my house.
法官阁下 鉴于我们刚才听到的证词 Your Honor, considering the testimony we just heard,
辩方希望将Carla Middlen作为共同被告人起诉 the defense wishes to implead Carla Middlen as a co-defendant.
哇 哇 等等 什么 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait. Excuse me?
毒品是Middlen小姐买的... Miss Middlen procured the drugs...
因此 她应该对她朋友发生的事 therefore, she bears responsibility
承担责任 as to what happened to her friend.
律师 到我办公室来 现在 Counsel, in my chambers... now.
法官阁下 他要起诉一个青少年 Your Honor, he wants to implead a teenager.
我们是有依据的 We have grounds.
他知道我们不想要起诉Carla He knows that we do not want to sue Carla.
如果你同意起诉她 我们就没得选择了 If you agree to implead her, we won't have a choice.
那就放弃起诉 我们没意见 Then drop the suit. We won't complain.
Cummings先生 Mr. Cummings?
Carla购买毒品 然后在去派对之前给了Jenny Carla bought drugs and gave them to Jenny prior to the rave.
她是在你当事人举办的活动上晕倒的 She collapsed at your client's event.
-急救人员都够不到她 -够了 -The EMTs couldn't get to her. -Enough.
共享罪责 Cummings先生已经提供了 Mr. Cummings has raised sufficient evidence
足够的证据 of shared culpability.
我批准他的请求 增加Carla为被告人 I'm granting his request to add Carla as a defendant.
Seaton委员 Commissioner Seaton,
禁止贩卖人体组织的法律 the law banning tissue trafficking
适用于肺和肾这类的器官 不包括精子 is meant to apply to organs like lungs and kidneys, not sperm.
FDA规定所有的人体组织都在内 The F.D.A. Regulates all human tissues.
严格来说 包括精子 Technically, that includes semen.
-这太荒唐了 -是的 - That's crazy. - Yes, it is.
而且FDA花费时间和金钱 And it's ridiculous that the F.D.A.
起诉我们的当事人也很荒谬 would spend their time and money prosecuting our client.
我们理解你们压力很大 We understand the pressure you're under.
经费又不足 There are budget shortages,
而且你们要为我们的健康和福利负责 and you're responsible for our health and welfare.
我们只是觉得你们的资源用在其他地方更好些 We just believe your resources could better be used elsewhere.
好警察 坏警察啊（一个唱白脸 一个唱红脸） Good cop, bad cop.
得了吧 我们会继续打这场官司 Nice try, but we're pursuing this case.
好的 那 坏警察要拿出她的枪了 Okay, well, then, this bad cop is bringing out her big gun.
你是否知道有几十个网站 Are you aware that there are dozens of websites
帮想要孩子的女性联系自愿的捐精者 that connect wannabe moms with willing sperm donors?
-我不知道 -那么 现在你知道了 - I had no idea. - Well, now that you do,
我们希望你把他们全都关闭 we expect you to shut them all down
而且起诉这些网站上的所有人 男人女人 and prosecute everyone on these sites, men and women,
否则我们就控告FDA选择性起诉 or we'll sue the F.D.A. For selective prosecution.
如果我放弃对你当事人的指控呢 And if I drop the case against your client?
那么 我就再也不会把这个文件递交给你 Well, then, I never presented you with this document.
Abraham先生 你可以走了 指控都撤销了 Mr. Abraham, you're free to go, and the charges are dropped.
谢谢你们 好好享用午餐吧 Thank you. Enjoy your lunch.
你们太棒了 谢谢 You guys were amazing. Thank you.
我想他是在和我说 I think he was talking to me.
说真的 你应该把那个法案提上日程 Seriously. You should take that act on the road.
-打扰下 你是Dan Abraham -是的 怎么了 - Excuse me. Are you Dan Abraham? - Yes. Why?
-你被逮捕了 -什么 不 不 - You're under arrest. - What? No, no.
肯定弄错了 There's been a mistake.
听着 FDA撤销了贩卖人体组织的 Look, the F.D.A. Dropped all the charges
所有指控 related to tissue trafficking.
我不是FDA的 先生 我来自洛杉矶警察局 I'm not with the F.D.A., sir. I'm with the L.A.P.D.
指控是什么 What are the charges?
你当事人是同性恋 Your client is a gay man.
有人举报他在捐献精子 We've been tipped off he's been donated sperm.
你没有告诉我们你是同志 You didn't tell us you're gay.
你们也没有问过啊 It didn't come up.
什么时候开始 同志捐精也违法了 Since when is it illegal for a gay man to donate sperm?
自从2005年 Since 2005.
Dan 我们会查清楚的 Dan, we're gonna figure this out.
看在上帝的份上 想要让他呆在监狱外面 For the love of God, I've represented murderers
比把谋杀犯弄出来都难 who have had an easier time staying out of jail.
我到处在找你 I have been looking everywhere for you.
你在外面干什么 What are you doing out here?
躲着Jane 你要和她怎么说 Hiding from Jane. What are you gonna tell her?
我们要团结一致 我们必须得统一下口径 We are in this together. We have to coordinate our lies.
最好的谎话往往都是最简单的 The best lies are simple.
"不能选Robert 他的食物糟透了" 怎么样 How about, "Robert is a no-go. His food sucks."
太多回答不了的问题了 Too many unanswered questions.
我觉得我们就告诉她Robert指甲很脏 I say we tell her Robert's fingernails were dirty
而且一只蟑螂从辣味鷹嘴豆泥塔里爬出来 and a cockroach crawled out of the spicy hummus tower.
这个Jane不会信的 Jane's not gonna fall for that.
她知道 Courtney Cox有洁癖 She knows Courtney Cox has cleanliness issues
如果Robert很脏 她离婚派对的时候也不会雇他的 and would have never hired Robert for her divorce party.
我们得爷们点 We are just gonna have to man up.
没错 我们还是告诉 Jane 实话吧 Right. We tell Jane the truth.
当然不行 我们要再去Robert那一次 求他再给我们一次机会 Hell, no. We got to go beg Robert bardem for a second chance.
你找我 You wanted to see me?
请告诉我这不是真的 Please tell me it's not true.
这不是真的 It's not true.
所以你的同性恋捐精者没又进监狱 So your gay sperm donor is not back in jail?
哦 这事 是真的 No. That's true.
这案子到底怎么回事 What is going on with this case?
偏见吧 一开始 Bigotry, for starters.
你知不知道 如果一个男人在过去5年内和另一个男人发生过关系 Did you know it's illegal for a man to donate sperm
那他去捐献精子就是违法的 if he's had sex with another man in the past five years?
政府要确保精子池是健康的 There are legitimate governmental interests
这是政府正当利益 in seeing that the sperm pool stays healthy.
艾滋病的窗口期是一个月 The window for HIV testing is a month.
Dan定期做检查 Dan gets tested regularly.
这是恐同症 就这么简单 It's homophobia, plain and simple.
听着 非裔美国人 Look, African-American men
得镰状细胞病的几率更高 have a higher incidence of sickle-cell anemia,
犹太人更容易得家族黑蒙性白痴症 jewish men are more likely to carry tay-sachs,
尽管如此他们还是可以捐献精子 没人过问 yet they can donate sperm, no questions asked.
哇 某人看了不少Rachel Maddow的节目啊 Wow, someone's been mainlining Rachel Maddow.
是我搞错了 还是她还确实挺性感的 Am I wrong, or is she kind of hot?
是因为她戴眼镜 对吗 It's the glasses, right?
好吧 我懂啦 Okay. I get it.
这个话题让你有些不太舒服啊 This topic makes you uncomfortable.
也许是因为你也是个捐精者 Probably 'cause you're a sperm donor.
什么 What?
是呀 你把Elisa肚子搞大了 记得么 Yeah, you knocked up Elisa, remember?
不过幸运的是 你用的是老派的方法 Lucky for you, you did it the old-fashioned way
没用滴管而已 instead of with a turkey baster.
你应该在法庭上用这个 You should use that in court.
我是说 政府有权因为你选择的生育方式 I mean, does the government have a right to throw you in jail
把你关进监狱吗 because of how you chose to procreate?
我就说说 I'm just sayin'
不不 你说的很对 No. You're right.
谢谢 Thanks.
我们现在是进退两难 We're between a rock and a hard place.
如果我们继续这个案子 就得去告 Carla If we continue with this case, we have to go after Carla.
不 Beth不会希望这样的 No, Beth won't like that.
也许Carla是买了毒品 但是Jenny是她最好的朋友啊 Carla may have bought the drugs, but Jenny is her best friend.
我真不敢相信会发生这种事 知道么 I can't believe this happened. You know what?
如果我们告他们俩人的话 If we get a judgement against both,
最后还是能想办法赦免Carla那部分罪责 we could always forgive Carla's portion.
但是审判会折磨死那女孩的 The trial would put that girl through hell
- 甚至把她置于背负刑事责任的危险中 - 是啊 - and even expose her to criminal liability. - Yeah.
嘿 Beth Hey, Beth.
我们过来看你 We were just coming to see you.
不会吧 No.
Owen 额... Owen, uh...
她 她走了 She's... she's gone.
我的... My...
我的孩子 她... my baby, she's...
她走了 She's gone.
嘿 Hey.
嘿 Beth怎么样了 Hey. How's Beth doing?
我送她回家了 I got her home.
她...崩溃了 She's... devastated.
现在她姐姐和她在一起 Her sister's with her now.
我知道她现在不想去想这些 I know she doesn't want to think about this,
但是这案子我们应该怎么办呢 but what do we do about this case?
可以肯定的是 Well, there's no question
如果派对承办人提供了足够的急救措施 if the promoter had provided adequate EMT access
Jenny现在应该还活着 that Jenny would be alive now.
我知道 I know.
但是如果 Beth继续打官司的话 But if Beth continues with the case,
Carla的未来就毁了 Carla's future's gonna be destroyed.
她不会希望这样的 She doest want that.
别担心我 Don't worry about me.
我很抱歉摇头丸的事 我没跟你们说实话 I am so sorry I didn't tell you the truth about the ecstasy.
因为我太害怕了 I-I was scared.
没事的 没事的 You know what? It's okay.
不 我不希望你们放弃这个案子 No, I don't want you guys to drop the case,
至少不要因为我而放弃 not because of me.
- 如果我没有买那些毒品 - If I hadn't bought those pills,
那也许... -- 我们没有在怪你 then... - We're not blaming you.
Jenny 的妈妈也没有怪你 Jenny's mom doesn't blame you.
请告诉她一定要坚持下去 Please tell her to keep fighting.
Jenny本不必死的 没有人及时赶到救她 Jenny didn't have to die. No one got to her in time.
没有人来帮她 There was no one there to help her!
Andrews警官 你逮捕了我当事人 是么 Officer Andrews, you arrested my client, didn't you?
没错 That's right.
能再说明下原因么 And why was that again?
洛杉矶警局接到举报 L.A.P.D. Was tipped off
说他违反了联邦规章制度的 that he violated the code of federal regulations,
第21卷 第1章 "L"分章 1271部分 title 21, chapter 1, subchapter "L," Part 1271.
男性不能捐献精子 Men can't donate sperm
如果他们在过去的五年里 if they've had homosexual relations
有过同性恋关系 in the past five years?
没错 That's right.
我看到你手上戴着结婚戒指 I see you're wearing a wedding ring.
你有孩子么 Do you have children?
有 三个 Yeah, three.
那么他们是如何出生的呢 And how exactly were they conceived?
我是说用传教士式呢 还是狗交式(ox姿势) I mean, was it missionary or doggy style,
或者是女牛仔式呢 maybe a little cowgirl?
- 反对 - 什么 - Objection! - What?!
请你不要省略细节 And, please, don't skimp on the details.
我是说 他们是计划要怀孕呢 I mean, were they planned pregnancies,
还是有人忘记买避孕套了 or did someone forget to buy condoms?
反对 Objection!
反对有效 Sustained.
这和你有毛关系 It's none of your damn business.
看到没 这正是我想说的 You see, that is exactly my point.
你的孩子降临到这个世界上的细节 The details of how your children were brought into this world
不关我的事 不关法庭的事 are none of my business, this court's business,
也不关美国联邦政府的事 or the U.S. Federal government's business.
Kaswell女士 够了 Ms. Kaswell, that's enough.
好吧 继续 Okay. Moving on.
辩方传唤Sandy Marshall The defense calls Sandy Marshall,
Lydia Carter Miriam Stein 还有 Charlotte Phillips Lydia Carter, Miriam Stein, and Charlotte Phillips.
律师小姐 Counselor?
法官大人 她们每个人都在Abraham先生 Your Honor, each of these women conceived their children
的帮助下生下了宝宝 with the help of Mr. Abraham.
反对 Objection.
如果助理检察官想起诉我当事人 And if the A.D.A. Wants to prosecute my client,
他就需要这些女人的 he's going to need the sworn testimony
宣誓证词 of each of these women.
她们现在就在这 So, here they are.
她说的对 反对无效 She's right. Objection overruled.
那么为了引出这些证词 And in order to elicit such testimony,
公诉人就不得不侵犯 the prosecutor is going to have to invade
这些女人生活中最私密的领域 the most intimate aspects of these women's lives
把我刚刚问这位警官 吓到整个法庭的问题 and ask the exact same questions that horrified this court
重复一遍 when I asked them of the arresting officer.
这不是一回事 It's not the same thing.
哦 就是一回事 Oh, it's exactly the same thing.
对我当事人的指控 Each count against my client
都是对他的生育行为的干涉 是不被允许的 is an impermissible intrusion into the act of procreation,
在1965年 Grisworld控告康尼狄克州一案中 which was granted protection in 1965
由法庭批准保护 by Griswold v. Connecticut,
当时最高法院判决 when the supreme court ruled
州政府不得立法规定女性生育孩子的方式 that the state may not legislate how a woman conceives a child.
还有 额 我并不清楚您是怎么想的 法官大人 And, uh, I don't know about you, judge,
但是如果联邦政府想上我的床(插手床事) but if the federal government wants to get into my bed,
他们必须得先请我吃顿晚饭 they sure as hell better buy me dinner first.
嘿 Hey.
嘿 你和 Beth 谈过了么 Hey. Did you speak to Beth?
谈了 I did.
她希望继续这个案子 She wants to continue with the suit.
好的 那我们就这么做 Okay. Then that's what we will do.
你拿到了什么 What have you got there?
我去了下医院 I went by the hospital.
拿到了Jenny的初步尸检报告 你看 I got Jenny's preliminary autopsy report. Get this.
她血液里的摇头瓦并不足以致命 There wasn't enough ecstasy in her system to be fatal.
- 什么 - 没错 她没有吸食过量 - What? - Yeah, she didn't O.D.
她死于肾衰竭 She died from renal failure
体内钠含量水平极低 这意味着... and extremely low sodium levels, which means...
她是死于脱水 She died of dehydration.
- 没错 - 好吧 但这太奇怪了 - That's right. - Okay, that is really strange,
因为我去看了一下 because I've been going through the E.R. Records
锐舞那晚的急诊室记录 from the night of the rave.
除了Jenny 医院还接收了出席活动的23个人 The 23 other ravers admitted to the hospital...
每个人都多多少少有点脱水 they all have some degree of dehydration.
然后我又去了一下活动现场 I've been to the coliseum.
每20英尺就有一个饮水器 There's a water fountain every 20 feet.
这说不通啊 That doesn't make sense.
好吧 Carla作证的时候 Okay, and in Carla's testimony,
她说他们在排队买水 she said that they were waiting in line to buy water.
如果他们很渴 If they were thirsty,
干吗不直接去饮水器那边喝呢 why didn't they just go to the water fountain?
额 事情不对劲 Uh, something's not right.
我要再去现场看下 附近查查看 I'm gonna go to the coliseum, dig around a little bit.
我会打给你的 I'll call you.
好的 Owen Okay. Owen?
嗯 Yeah.
小心点 Be careful.
一直都会的 Always.
Bardem 先生 Mr. Bardem.
我们为我们之前的表现感到羞愧 We are so mortified about our behavior.
说实话吧 我们没有订婚 Full disclosure, we're not really engaged.
一点都不惊讶 Imagine my surprise.
- 是因为我们俩吵架 - 不是 - Was it the fighting? - Hardly.
你俩和我的薄生牛片一样透明 You two are as transparent as my thinly sliced carpaccio.
她没带戒指 She is not wearing a ring,
而你穿的太好 不像是直男 and you dress too well to be straight.
衣服品味不错 Oh, good taste in clothes.
你俩明显就是餐饮骗子 You two are obviously cater-whores,
利用我珍贵的品尝食物时间来拿免费点心 using my valuable tasting time to get some free snacks.
我这可不是Trader's Joe那样的便宜超市 This is not trader's Joe.
我们不是来骗吃骗喝的子 我们是冒牌货 We are not cater-whores. We are imposters.
真正的Jane Bingum 正在处理一个大案子 And the real Jane Bingum is in the middle of a big case,
她不能来试吃 and she couldn't make the tasting,
但是她又不想取消 but she didn't want to cancel.
所以 既然都说白了 So, now that it's out in the open,
婚礼是9月9号 the wedding is September 9th.
一万年都没可能 Not in a million years!
Bardem 先生... Mr. Bardem...
Jane没办法亲自过来见你 Jane was unavailable to kiss your ring
因为她正忙于为一个 because she's trying to get justice
刚失去了自己十几岁女儿的母亲找回公道 for a woman who lost her teenage daughter.
现在 如果你打算因为她 Now, if you're going to punish her
想要把世界变得更好而惩罚她... for trying to make the world a better place...
那么你也不配为她的鸡尾酒派对提供餐饮 Then you don't deserve to cater her cocktail hour.
走吧 亲爱的 Let's go, sweetheart.
Jane 嘿 太好了 很高兴你能来 Jane, hey, good. I'm glad you're here.
收到你短信了 I got your message.
- 出什么事了 - 我去了活动现场 - What's going on? - I went by the coliseum.
然后找了设备负责人谈话 I talked with the facilities manager.
发现活动那晚 Apparently, the night of the rave,
所有的饮水器因为要维修都关了 all of the water fountains were offline for maintenance.
这说不通啊 That doesn't make any sense.
当时派对上有3万多人 There were over 30,000 people at that event.
而唯一的水还是要钱的 10元一瓶 The only water available was for sale, 10 bucks a bottle.
- 这太扯了 - 哦 还没说完呢 - That's insane. - Oh, I'm just getting started.
Clearcalm饮水公司有这个活动的 Clearcalm water owned the exclusive water-vending contract
独家售水权 for the event.
那假如一人买2瓶水... Now, say people bought just two bottles of water...
水的销售额就50多万啊 That is over half a million dollars in sales for water.
这是 Clearcalm公司办公室 These are Clearcalm's corporate offices.
好 那我们现在在这儿做什么 Okay. What exactly are we doing here?
我们要用我的魅力和你的美貌 We are gonna use my charm and your good looks
找出 Clearcalm饮水公司 to find the connection Clearcalm Water has
和锐舞承办人的关系 with the rave promoters.
好的 走吧 Well, let's go.
你好 Hello.
有什么能帮你的么 Can I help you?
我是Owen French 法官 这位是 Jane Bingum 律师 Judge Owen French. This is counselor Jane Bingum.
我们想找你们的销售经理谈一下 We're here to speak with your sales director.
不好意思 他在开会 Oh, I'm sorry. He's at a conference.
好吧 那么你们的总经理呢 Okay, how about your C.E.O.?
他也出去了 He's out, as well.
大型瓶装水会议么 Big bottled-water conference?
麻烦请让他给我打个电话 Please have him give me a call
如果他不想收到传票的话 if he doesn't want to receive a subpoena.
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
Clearcalm 公司是 Phillips 议员的支持者么 Is Clearcalm a supporter of councilman Phillips?
没错 Yeah.
你得知道 我正在调查一件大案子 You should know, I'm in the middle of a big lawsuit,
而他正是我最积极的支持者 and he is one of my most vocal supporters.
- Jane 我 -啊 等等 - Jane, I... - Yeah, one second.
那么 请告诉你们总经理 So, tell your C.E.O.
让他马上来找我 that he should get back to me really soon
如果他不想接到市政府电话的话 if he doesn't want to receive a call from the city.
女士 我觉得我们的总经理 Ma'am, I don't think our C.E.O.
不会害怕那个电话的 will be scared of that phone call.
为什么这么说 Why is that?
- Jane 因... -等下 - Jane, bec... - Just one second.
- 让我说清楚... - Jane - Let me be perfectly clear... - Jane.
- 什么 - 看 - Yeah? - Look.
Clearcalm 公司是由 Phillips 议员所有的 Clearcalm is owned by councilman Phillips.
这个议员和那个锐舞承办人是一伙儿的 The councilman is in bed with the rave promoters.
这是在浪费时间 法官大人 我很忙的 This is a waste of time, Your Honor. I have a busy schedule.
我真的要回去工作了 I really should get back to work.
我保证这不会花很长时间的 I promise this won't take long.
说简短点 Bingum 女士 Make your point quickly, Ms. Bingum.
当然 Phillips 议员 Absolutely. Councilman Phillips,
请问你知不知道锐舞活动那天晚上 are you aware that on the night of the rave,
就是Jenny Evans由于脱水昏过去那晚 the night Jenny Evans collapsed from dehydration,
活动现场所有饮水器 that every single water fountain in the coliseum
都关掉维修了 had been shut down for maintenance?
尽管那边是在我的管辖范围 While the Coliseum is in my district,
我并不插手日常运行 I'm not involved in the day-to-day operations.
嗯 没错 Oh, right.
这是个蠢问题 That was silly question.
那我换一个 Okay. Let me try this one.
那请问你对 Clearcalm饮水公司熟么 Are you familiar with the Clearcalm Water Company?
哦 老天 我又问了个蠢问题 Oh, my God. I did it again!
你当然熟 Of course you are.
因为那公司是你的 对吗 You're the owner, right?
是的 I am.
那你知不知道你公司 And are you aware that your company
是唯一获得许可在锐舞现场卖水的 was the only vendor licensed to sell water at the rave
而且卖了52000多瓶水 and you sold over 52,000 bottles?
我还没看过最终数字 I haven't seen the final figures.
每瓶水 10 块钱 At $10 a bottle,
这一个晚上就能赚50多万呢 that's over half a million dollars in one night.
Phillips议员 Councilman Phillips,
是不是你下的命令关闭所有饮水器 did you give the order to shut off the water fountains
- 从而使得活动参与者不得不买你的水... -Bingum 小姐 - to force people to buy your water... - Ms. Bingum...
- 法官大人... - 你知不知道 - Your Honor... - And are you aware
如果当时那些饮水器是开着的 that had those water fountains been working,
Jenny Evans现在就可能还活着 Jenny Evans would still be alive?
Bingum 女士 没有证据 法庭不能允许你 Ms. Bingum, without evidence, this court will not allow you
对这名证人进行毫无根据的指控 to throw baseless accusations at this witness,
我提醒你一下 这儿受审的不是他 who is not, may I remind, on trial here.
您说的没错 法官大人 You're right, Your Honor.
我确实没有很足够的证据 I don't have sufficient evidence to support that.
但是 我确实拿到了传票 However, I did get a subpoena
检查Philips议员的硬盘 for councilman Phillips' hard drive,
我想把这张 Owen French 的照片作为证据 and I would like to enter into evidence
这是从一个被删除了的文件中找回的 this photo of judge Owen French retrieved from a deleted file.
这张照片 This same photo
和威胁杀死Owe Frech的那封信里那张一样 was attached to a death threat made against judge French.
议员先生 你有没有威胁这位在任法官 Councilman, did you threaten a sitting judge,
也是世上最好的未婚夫 who is also the most perfect fiance on earth?
我 额... I, uh...
我行使我的第五修正案权利(不能强迫犯罪者自证其罪) I invoke my fifth amendment rights.
议员先生 请让我第一个告知你 Councilman, let me be the first to inform you
您将被指控 that you are about to be charged
加重恐吓我的未婚夫 with an aggravated threat against my fiance
还有Jenny Evans的过失杀人罪 and the criminally negligent homicide of Jenny Evans.
完胜 所有指控都撤销了 Complete victory. All charges dismissed.
真的不知道怎么感谢你们了 I can't thank you guys enough.
不客气 You are welcome.
基于Kim的辩词 And based on Kim's argument,
法官准备给FDA签发一个命令 the judge is issuing an order to the F.D.A.
要求他们复审那个2005年法规 看是否符合宪法规定 to review the constitutionality of the 2005 regulation.
- 是啊 - 看来某人要上《新闻周刊》的封面了啊 - Yep. - Someone's looking to make the cover of "Newsweek."
我们现在得去跟他们协商 Oh, well, now we just have to negotiate
你探视权的事 your visitation rights.
Carrie.
Dan.
你好 Hi.
很抱歉 I am so sorry.
我不知道Rick会让人把你抓起来 I didn't know Rick would have you arrested.
如果我知道的话 我发誓... If I did, I swear...
Rick现在在哪 Where's Rick now?
我们要分开一段时间 We're taking some time apart.
我本以为他是为了Charlie着想 I thought he had Charlie's best interests.
我不能让这样的人抚养我的孩子 I can't let a man like that raise my boy.
我一直以为我很爱他 但是... I really thought I loved him, but...
你能原谅我吗 Can you forgive me?
当然可以 Of course I can.
嘿 周五带Charlie一起吃披萨 打保龄球怎么样 Hey, how about pizza and bowling on Friday with Charlie?
好啊 到时见 I'll see you then.
史上最容易的谈判 Easiest negotiation ever.
我们得谈谈我的婚宴承办人 We need to talk about my caterer.
哦 额 是他的错 Oh, um, the, uh... that was his fault!
这是合同 签了名 盖了章 送过去 Here's the contract, signed, sealed, delivered.
看起来我们的试吃成功了 It looks like our tasting did the trick.
确实如此 Oh, absolutely.
如果你说的成功 指的是在厨房大吵 If your trick was getting into a huge fight in the kitchen,
侮辱他的食物 还对他同事暗送秋波的话 insulting his food, and leering at his colleague?
你怎么补救好了的 So, how did you fix it?
用了一张大额 不能退款的支票 A big, old, non-refundable check.
很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
我原谅你了 I forgive you.
但我和你 还需要谈谈 But you and me, we need to talk.
谈什么啊 你都原谅她了 What? Why? You forgave her.
我的演技不是很好 好吧 I'm just not that good of an actor, okay?
对不起 那事我已经不介意了 Oh, my God. I'm over it.
我和你说的是别的事 There's something else I want to talk about.
我快要嫁给Owen了 I'm marrying Owen,
而他需要知道 and he needs to know the truth about who I am,
我是Deb that I am Deb.
哇 怎么会产生这念头的 Whoa. Where is this coming from?
Owen有个小秘密 Owen has a secret.
很小 很小的秘密 It's a teeny, tiny secret.
他和他父亲关系不融洽 我不知道原因 He's fighting with his father, and I don't know why.
他有事瞒着我 快把我弄疯了 But it's driving me crazy that he's keeping something from me,
但我的秘密更大 我感觉自己是个赝品 which makes me a phony because my secret is much bigger.
Jane...
我们即将成为夫妻 We are getting married.
Owen有权知道我是谁 Owen deserves to know who I am.
好吧 把这事说开很不错 Okay. I think it's a great idea.
真的 You do?
当然 Sure.
每一个男人肯定很想知道 他即将要娶的女人 Every guy wants to hear that the woman he's about to marry
身体里居住着一个24岁模特的灵魂 has the soul of a 24-year-old model inside of her.
但我的身体里确实住着一个24岁模特的灵魂 But I actually have a soul of a 24-year-old model!
- 确实啊 - 是啊 - Yes. - Yes.
那你就像刚这样对他说好了 You do, and say it just like that.
我是说 你听起来神智完全正常 一点都不疯 I mean, you sound completely sane, not crazy a bit.
好吧 Okay.
Jane...
Owen爱上了你 Owen fell in love with you.
你是Deb还是Jane 对他来说无关紧要 Now, whether you're Deb or Jane, it doesn't matter to him.
他爱的是你 He loves you.
如果你感觉非得告诉他真相 And if you're feeling compelled to tell him the truth,
我忍不住好奇 你这么做是为了他吗 I got to wonder, are you doing this for him?
嗯 还是为了你自己 Hmm? Or for you?
你好 Hello, hello.
你好 Hello.
亲爱的 喝点葡萄酒 A little vino for my sweet?
- 谢谢 - 不用谢 - Thank you. - You're welcome.
- 我有点东西给你 - 哦 - I have something else for you. - Ahh.
加利福尼亚州 圣巴巴拉市 卡迪路4825号 4825 Caddy Road, Santa Barbara, California...
我爸的地址 My dad's address.
一小时前和他通过话了 他会来参加我们的婚礼 Talked to him an hour ago. He is coming to the wedding.
他喜欢吃鸡 He would like the chicken,
他的新妻子喜欢吃鱼 and his new wife would like the fish.
收到 遵命 Well, great.
我们讨论下这个 Owen Are we gonna discuss this, Owen?
好吧 Okay.
一年半前 A year and a half ago,
我爸告诉我他准备再婚了 my father told me he was getting married,
请我担任司仪 and he asked me to officiate.
很温馨啊 That's sweet.
问题是 这是他第三次结婚 他们... The thing is, it's his third marriage, and they...
他们才认识没多久 they'd only known each other a short while.
我拒绝了 I said no.
说他不该娶她 I didn't think he should marry her.
嗷嗷嗷 Ouch.
我父亲很生气 My dad was very upset,
让我不用麻烦去参加他的婚礼了 told me to not bother coming to the wedding.
后来我们就没说过话 And we haven't spoken since.
我不想讨论这个 让我感觉自己像个混蛋 I didn't want to discuss it, 'cause I felt like a jerk.
但 我父亲还是来参加我的婚礼了 But, hey, my dad's coming to the wedding.
是的 Right.
谢谢"梦想之地"的Stacy和你 And I thank you and "Field of dreams" Stacy
让我面对这个问题 for making me deal with it.
我等不及见他了 Well, I can't wait to meet him.
很抱歉没有早些告诉你 I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner.
我们即将结婚 彼此之间应无任何秘密 We're getting married. We shouldn't have secrets.
是啊 Yeah.
知道吗 Yeah, you know what?
我有些事要告诉你 I have something to tell you.
哦 Oh.
是什么 Okay. What?
有件事你该知道 Uh, there's something you should know.
我 I...
爱你 ...love you.
这不是秘密 That's not a secret.
我知道 No, I know.
我只是很想告诉你罢了 I just had to say it.
好了 All right. You know what?
敬没有秘密 To no more secrets.
没秘密 To no more secrets.
第四季 第11集
◇翻译：水果小心 Cindy 相信彩虹 冬天
◇校对：天然宅
◇后期：西西 高小癫
看那个志气满满的模特儿 See that aspiring model there?
那就是我 Deb 直到出车祸的那天 That was me... deb... until the day I died.
我以为我会直接上天堂 I thought I'd go straight to heaven,
可是中间出了个小插曲 But there was a bit of a mix-up
我居然在别人的身体里醒来 And I woke up in someone else's body.
现在我是Jane So now I'm Jane,
一个有私人助理的超忙律师 A super-busy lawyer with my very own assistant.
我有了新的生活 新的衣服 I got a new life, a new wardrobe,
知道实情的只有 And the only people who really know what's going on with me
我的闺蜜Stacy 和我的守护天使Luke Are my girlfriend Stacy and my guardian angel, Luke.
我总认为事出皆有因 I used to think everything happened for a reason...
哇 Whoo!
好吧 希望我是对的 And, well, I sure hope I was right.