- We're tiny. - We're toon-y.
ALL: We're all a little loony.
And in this cartoon-y We're invading your TV.
BOTH: We're comic dispensers.
We crack up all the censors.
ALL: On Tiny Toon Adventures Get a dose of comedy.
So here's Acme Acres It's a whole wide world apart.
Our home sweet home It stands alone.
A cartoon work of art.
The scripts were rejected Expect the unexpected.
ALL: On Tiny Toon Adventures It's about ta start.
PLUCKY: They're furry. They're funny.
BOTH: They're Babs and Buster Bunny.
ALL: Montana Max has money Elmyra is a pain.
BUSTER: Here's Hamton. - And Plucky.
BA BS: Dizzy Devil's yucky.
ALL: Furrba/Vs unlucky And Gaga is insane.
At Acme Looniversity We earn our Toon degree.
The teaching staff's been getting laughs Since 1933.
We're tiny We're toon-y.
We're all a little loony.
R's Tiny Toon Adventures Come and join the fun.
BOTH: And now our song is done.
BUSTER: The story you are about to see is true.
Only the facts have been changed to get bigger laughs.
We hope.
This is the city. Acme Acres.
My name. Bunny. My partner's name. Bunny.
IN UNISON: No relation.
It's justice day on Tiny Teens-
You'll see how a desperate criminal tried to flame an innocent rabbit.
Namely yours truly.
[LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
Come on. Gang. Let's lock this town.
[WOMAN SCREAMS]
[SC HEEC HES]
Anything we want is ours 10! The taking.
- Yeah. Wheels. Cash. TVs. - Will you guys stop thinking small?
There's what we're going after.
Our own Slushie machine.
GANGSTERS: Ooh.
[YAWNS]
[DOOR OPENS]
CARL: Can I help you fellas?
Oh. You want day-old burrito maybe?
Nah. We're just looking.
[WHISTLING]
Hi. Monsters.
Just on my way to get me a nice cool carrot Slushie.
Mm-mm.
Hey, curb service. Radical.
One mega-mondo-jumbo carrot Slushie. Please.
Stop them! They stole my Slushie machine.
Ha. Ha. Good haul. Dudes. This ought to put our gang on the map.
[LAUGHS]
Yeah, right in the middle of the Bermuda Triangle.
Beat ii. Antenna ears. You're blocking our getaway.
Not until you give back that Slushie machine.
Why. Certainly.
You heard him. Boys. Give it to him.
Ha, ha. Chill out, rabbit.
[POLICE SIHENS WAILING]
Beat ii. Dudes. It's the Man.
[CRASH]
Here is one of them, officer.
- Oh. A shopliflel. Eh? - Who? Me?
Trying to steal a Slushie machine.
It's Juvenile Hall 10! You 10! Sure.
I hope you know a good lawyer, rabbit.
I'd be better off if I knew a good judge.
[SIREN WAILING]
WHOPPER: Buster Bunny is hereby charged with Slushie theft in the first degree.
And Peoples' Courtroom is now in session.
I'm your host. Babs Bunny. And the trial you are about to see is real.
There is no script and there are no actors.
Except for me. Get a load of this.
[AS SHIRLEY TEMPLE] Grandfather. Grandfather...
don't let them send me to the orphanage.
[AS JOHN WAYNE] Don't worry none, rnissy.
We're. Uh. Heading 10! Wyoming.
[AS GHOUCHO MARX] Wyoming? Well. I say why not oming?
And now on with the trial.
The defendant, Buster Bunny, is about to enter.
[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS]
Just between you and me, folks, I'm being railroaded.
And presiding over the case is the Honorable Judge Whopper.
- How does the delendant plead? - On my knees usually.
PLUCKY: He's not guilty. Your Honor.
I object. This is a mockery oi justice.
I motion 10! A mistrial.
- On what grounds? - On the picnic grounds would be nice.
- Shall we head over there? - Sit down!
Wait. Plucky. What are you doing?
Defending you. Trust me, pal.
Your Honor, I'm Buster's lawyer...
and I'd like to submit these photos as evidence.
Evidence of what?
My photographic skills. Smile.
I can't see.
Oi course not. Justice is blind.
I'd like to call character witness Babs Bunny to the stand.
“ Character witness'? —Sure.
I can do all kinds of characters.
[MIMICKING BUGS BUNNY] Eh. What's up. Doc?
[MIMICKING YOSEMITE SAM] You goldam emery valmint.
[MIMIC KING SYLVESTEH] Suffering succotash.
[MIMICKING TWEETY] I thought I saw a pussy cat.
[MIMICKING PORKY PIG] That's all. 'Folks.
Older in this court.
Your Honor. I move that this case be dismissed.
The only crime committed is your accusing my client.
Oh, look at hirn. Is that the face of a criminal?
Does he have the climinal's low sloping blow line?
The climinal's cruel mouth. The climinal's...
[STAMMERS]
Sony.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I put this rabbit's life in your hands.
Who could find a sweet bunny like this guilty of anything?
Gentlemen of the jury, what is your verdict?
That valmint's as guilty as his ears are long.
[IN UNISON] Yeah!
This court finds the defendant and his lawyer guilty of Slushie stealing...
and extreme obnoxiousness.
(Si): months in reform school for both of you.
- I object! - Case closed.
[MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY]
PLUCKY: You can't do this to me. I've been flamed.
I'll appeal to the Supreme Court. I'll...
Hey. Buster. What's with the judge's gavel?
BUSTER: Case closed.
[WHACK]
Bye-bye. Buster. Thanks 10! Taking our lap. Sucker.
[ALL LAUGH]
PLUCKY: Let me out of here. I was framed, I tell you.
You gotta let me out of here. I can't take it anymore.
The walls. The walls are closing in on me. I can't breathe.
[LAUGHS CRAZILY]
- How long have we been here? - Five minutes.
My. How time flies when you're having fun.
[HEAVY FOOTSTEPS]
Aw. Are the pool little convicts bored?
Hey. Bellboy. These accommodations are way too small.
Yeah. Don't you have anything with an ocean view?
I'm terribly sorry. Sir.
Maybe you would prefer something near the garden.
Oh. Yes. Yes. That will be fine. Boy.
Oh. Here's something 10! Your trouble.
You two don't look so good. I think you need some exercise.
You're too kind.
I want this garden weeded and watered before lunch.
And don't give me no trouble or I'll put you in the hole.
How's our chance to bust out of here. Give me the hose.
Plucky. I think you've done enough {or me. Thank you very much.
Hey. I've gotten us this far. Haven't I? And now I'm getting us out.
Got it. Follow me. —This is a mistake, trust me.
[PLUCKY GRUNTING]
[GUARD GROWLS]
[LAUGHING NERVOUSLY]
Say. Would you like to heal my harmonica?
[HARMONICA PLAYING]
I warned you two.
Oh. Yeah? Well, go ahead and put us in the hole.
We're tough. We can take it.
You flatfoots don't scare us. The hole, ha!
There isn't a prison built that can hold us.
See? I told you we could take it.
PLUCKY: Hey. Buster. Where are you?
BUSTER: I'm standing by the pool. Where do you think?
PLUCKY: BOY. It's dark in here.
I can't see a thing except your eyes. Why is that?
BUSTER: Ah. It's an old cartoon convention. Eyeballs in the darkness, you know.
PLUCKY: Wow. Hey, if we stay here long enough...
think oi the savings on animation.
BUSTER: And i1 we stay too long. We'll clack up.
PLUCKY: Yeah, right. We gotta keep our minds occupied.
BUSTER: I know. Let me borrow this. PLUCKY: Hey. What gives?
BUSTER: Aw. Come on. Be a sport.
Now stretch your other eye and do like me.
[BOTH BEEPING]
PLUCKY: Hey. This ain't bad.
[BOTH BEEPING]
BUSTER: The winner.
PLUCKY: Hey. You cheated. BUSTER: I did not.
PLUCKY: Did too. BUSTER: Did not.
PLUCKY: Did too. BUSTER: Did too.
PLUCKY: Did not. BUSTEH: Right.
PLUCKY: Oh. No. You don't. I'll show you.
[PLUCKY MIMICKING PAC-MAN] Wakka. Wakka. Wakka.
PLUCKY: Hey. You put out my eye.
BUSTER: Aw. Relax. Just blink and you'll be fine.
PLUCKY: Phew. There's gotta be something better to look at than your dumb eyes.
Somebody light a match.
[BOTH SCREAM]
BUSTER: Oh. Man. We're cracking up.
Help me burrow out of here.
PLUCKY: Hold on. Chum. I'm a water fowl. Remember?
We don't burrow. Hot with these webbed feet.
BUSTER: Okay. Okay. Just inflow me and be quiet.
[CANNON FIRE]
Hey...
where are we?
Avast. You swabs.
File on yon scurvy tourists!
Oops. Wrong cave.
Now where are we?
[SCREAMS]
There's a snake on your head.
[SCREAMS]
There's a snake on your head too.
[BOTH SCREAM]
IN UNISON: Snakes everywhere.
Yeah. Tell me about it.
[BOTH SCREAM]
Oh. This time I've got it to! Sure.
Oh. No. First that blond and now this.
Oh. Sheesh. Alfred...
why don't you just tell the world we're down here?
Huh. See if I stand in line for your sequel.
Hey. This is the Juvenile Hall stoleloom.
Wow, everything for the rnan who wants to get away from it all.
Hey, look, Rocky. We got company.
BUSTER: Ale you digging out o1 the hole too?
Hole. Schmole.
We're blowing this taco stand and you're coming with us.
Oh. No. We're in enough trouble as it is.
[BOTH YELP]
We ain't leaving no witnesses. Rabbit.
Now. Do youse dig or does Mugsy here play squeeze toy with your necks. Capiche?
Gee. Since you put it that way. Uh. Hand us some shovels.
[C HA NT I HG] Free Bus ter Bunn y, free Bus ter Bunn y.
Free Buster Bunny, free Buster Bunny.
What's the meaning of this?
We're friends of Buster Bunny. We know he's innocent.
We have signed petitions asking you to set him and Plucky tree.
[ALARM WAILING]
Uh-oh. That's the escape alarm.
- Keep digging. Rabbit. - Yeah. Keep labbii. Digging.
Keep... Keep going... Uh, just keep going.
- HeY. Where are you going? - Watch and learn, Plucky.
Walden. Several inmates have escaped through a tunnel in the tool shed.
Hey, buddy, which way to Argentina?
'\I'\I'e brought you a present, warden. Die-arrest them.
Dirty double-crossing rabbit.
If there's anything I can do for you brave boys...
Actually. Waldy. Old buddy. Old pal...
I would really like a chance to catch the guys that flamed me.
It's a deal.
[CHEERING]
Now it's time to party Buster-style.
[BABS WHISTLES]
Yo. Check this out.
Ow!
[HAPPING] So you think that you're the term! Of all Acme Acres.
Well. I'm here to tell you now You're all a bunch of faker:
Ow!
You thought you had Buster Framed for your crime.
They sent him to the big house To do some time
[BUSTER GRUNTS]
But he broke out of prison And he's hack on the street.
He's here to show you boys This mp you won't beat
[RAPPING] Can't beat the rap, can't beat the rap.
Order in the courtroom Can't beat the mp
[RECORD SCRATCHING]
Before this number goes by any faster I'd like to introduce our mpmaster.
Ow!
Hamma hamma ixnay Smelly belly cheese.
Lardo sarda Guy Lombardi: Hamton, hit it, please
[SINGING] Charleston, Charleston, made in Carolina.
Some dance, some prance
I'll say there's nothing fine! Than.
Charleston. Charleston. Made in Carolina
[STAMMERING] What? What happened? What's...? Wrong key?
[SINGING] The fun is aver, you wimps are toast.
Let's tum this party into a wienie roast
[HAPPING] This wienie's nu dupe He's crazy like a fax.
Their clubs don't stand a chance Against our boom box
[CLOTH TEAHING]
[HAPPING] Why don't we give Hamtun Another chance.
If he can't do the rapping Maybe he can dance
[SINGING] Disco inferno, disco inferno.
Disco. Disco. Disco inferno Disco inferno.
Something wrong?
Hamton. Disco is dead. Join the '90s.
Keep trying. Pal. Think lap. Rap.
[SINGING] My territory's lust, my gang is in ruins
I haven't get a chance Against these tiny teens
[HAPPING] We gut him an the run Can't rest an our successes.
We gotta track down Max Till the boy confesses
[PANTS]
[RAPPING] The guilty can run but they cannot hide.
They've got to let their conscience Be their guide
[MONTY SCREAMS]
[SCREAMS]
[HAPPING] We're the Fat Guys And we'll tell you what to do.
Better tum yourself in or we'll sit on you
[SCREAMS]
Can't heat the rap, can't heat the rap.
Order in the courtroom Can't beat the mp
[SINGING] You gotta save me, warden From that rapping mob.
Buster Bunny's innocent I pulled that ioh.
Put me in solitary Lock me in the ground.
Just so I won't have to hear That rapping sound
[RECORD SCRATCHING]
[SCREAMS]
[SIGHS]
Start digging. Chum.
[MOANS]
Sorry we're late. Warden But please don't make a fuss.
We got Max to confess We brought back your bus.
Ow!
[HAPPING] You've cleared your name, Buster And caught the guilty fellow.
It wasn't hard. Warden His color was yellow.
Ow!
- I want a lawyer. - My card.
Oh. No. No. No.
The story you have just seen is true. Uh, sort of.
BUSTER: Montana Max was found guilty of gangsterism...
mvandalism and grand theft Slushie.
He served three months in the Acme Acres reform school...
and another four on community clean-up crew.
[THUD]
Hey! There are laws in this town. You know!
And Buster Bunny was found innocent of all charges...
except for being a fantastic street dancer.
Buster. I've got it. I learned how to lap.
All light.
[HAPPING] Hamma hamma ixnay He's nu sap.
Lardo sarda Guy Lombardi: Hanwton's gonna rap.
Here goes.
Don't give up the day job.
[HAPPING] Buster beat the rap Buster beat the rap.
That's the end of the show So everybody clap
[CHEERING]
And that's a wrap.
[ENGLISH SDH]