1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.SubtitleDB.org today 2 00:00:56,560 --> 00:00:59,120 - Beep beep! - No, you don't. 3 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:20,396 Be it pleasures and palaces 4 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:22,152 Though I may roam 5 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:25,634 Be it ever so humble 6 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:28,188 There's no place like home 7 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:31,148 Be it ever so humble 8 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:34,038 There's no place like home 9 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:37,318 How do you do? 10 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:40,718 Nice of you to drop by me humble abode. 11 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:45,553 My name is Bunny. Bugs Bunny, Esq., to be exact. 12 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:53,516 One of the back bay bunnies, back bay of Brooklyn, that is. 13 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:57,597 I have also been known by other flattering names. 14 00:01:58,200 --> 00:02:01,033 For instance, I'm called "that rascally rabbit"... 15 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:04,390 by a certain E., Elmer Fudd... 16 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:09,075 who has spent many fruitless and rather frustrating years chasing me. 17 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:10,639 I have also been know as... 18 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:14,075 "that ornery, carrot-eating varmint"... 19 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:19,190 by a certain Yosemite Sam, who for some reason hates rabbits. 20 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:21,553 I can't imagine why. 21 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:25,637 What started all this chasing? 22 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:29,031 When was the very first chase? 23 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:32,432 In order to answer that question... 24 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:35,398 we'll have to swing back in time a little bitty bit. 25 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:07,356 In the beginning, all was peaceful and quiet. 26 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:09,513 Quite dark, too. 27 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:13,318 Once in a while, a star exploded... 28 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:16,355 but usually it was just a small one... 29 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:18,988 only a million miles or so in diameter. 30 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:22,274 Anyway, nobody complained, which was odd... 31 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:26,229 until you realized that there wasn't nobody around to complain. 32 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,508 So for about 15 or 20 billion years... 33 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:31,989 things went along smoothly and pleasantly. 34 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:33,508 Until one day... 35 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:37,639 very deep in a sixth-rate galaxy called the Milky Way... 36 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:41,629 circling around a fourth-rate star called the Sun... 37 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:45,470 on a tenth-rate planet, a strange creature appeared. 38 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:47,996 A strange creature called man. 39 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:58,594 I'll take it. 40 00:03:59,960 --> 00:04:03,669 And so Neanderthal person quickly invented the first chase... 41 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:07,471 and the first competition... 42 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:09,917 and the first love... 43 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:13,715 and the first women's lib. 44 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:19,475 And the first domesticity and the first boredom. 45 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:29,076 And so Neanderthal persons, in order to alleviate boredom... 46 00:04:29,280 --> 00:04:31,316 invented the first graffiti. 47 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:35,031 What's on the wall tonight, dear? 48 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:36,873 Same old stuff. 49 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:40,748 Westerns, sitcoms, soaps. 50 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:43,231 And, so, the invention of boredom... 51 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:46,279 led to the invention of moving pictures. 52 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:53,153 But after about 25,000 years of this... 53 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:55,515 and having developed severe cricks in their necks... 54 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:57,989 man and woman became bored again... 55 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:02,792 even with all those brilliant, ultramodern, innovative ideas... 56 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:05,348 like the first motion-picture cameras. 57 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:10,630 I'm kind of tired of documentaries. 58 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:13,959 Frankly, I wouldn't mind a few laughs myself. 59 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:18,633 And, so, it came to pass that comedy was invented... 60 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:21,190 and comedy begat pratfalls... 61 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:25,039 and custard pies... 62 00:05:28,840 --> 00:05:30,159 and double takes. 63 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:35,438 But most of all, comedy begat chases. 64 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:41,675 And chases begat chases and chases... 65 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:44,555 and chases and chases... 66 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:47,238 until the mind boggled us. 67 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:49,393 And then one day... 68 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:52,438 another strange and historic creature appeared. 69 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:53,709 Me. 70 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:58,709 Okay, rabbit, now I've got you. 71 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:02,668 What's up, doc? 72 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:05,792 So you see, that's how chases began... 73 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:08,189 and that's how I came into the picture... 74 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:09,959 just a mild mannered forest creature... 75 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:12,628 shy, easily frightened. 76 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,235 A quiet-living rabbit am I. 77 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:17,749 And yet... 78 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:20,357 I guess in a way... 79 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:23,591 I am an unusual rabbit on account of... 80 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:27,279 Instead of having hundreds of children... 81 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:29,999 like your ordinary run-of-the-mill rabbit... 82 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:32,913 I had several fathers. 83 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:36,079 Fathers with odd names, like Tex Avery... 84 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:39,839 Friz Freleng, Chuck Jones... 85 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:42,469 and Bob McKimson. 86 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:46,438 The ones who directed most of me pictures. 87 00:06:47,760 --> 00:06:48,829 Fathers like Tedd Pierce... 88 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:52,155 Warren Foster... 89 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:54,470 and Mike Maltese, who wrote most of me biography. 90 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:58,274 And, of course, a father named Mel Blanc... 91 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:01,557 who had thousands of voices... 92 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:03,995 and was nice enough to give me one of them. 93 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:06,352 This show you're gonna see now... 94 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:11,070 is about what just one of those fathers did with me and me cartoon associates. 95 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:13,275 An animation director... 96 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:17,558 who goes by the unlikely name of Chuck Jones. 97 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:20,230 And old Chuck seemed determined... 98 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:23,517 to get poor little old me into outer space, too. 99 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:33,555 Gad! What a night! 100 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:37,196 I'll never mix radish juice and carrot juice again. 101 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:45,879 I hope the lake's warmed up a little this morning. 102 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:52,351 10, 9, 8... 103 00:07:57,960 --> 00:07:59,951 The hole seems long this morning. 104 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:03,193 ...3, 2, 1, fire! 105 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:16,075 Holy cow! I thought I'd never reach the top of this. 106 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,638 Who plugged up the hole? 107 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:26,276 Why, the sun ain't even out yet. 108 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:28,556 No wonder I'm so sleepy. 109 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:31,275 Yikes! 110 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:32,554 What was that? 111 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:36,359 Ask a silly question. 112 00:08:47,920 --> 00:08:50,593 Something tells me I should have stood in bed. 113 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:53,677 Where the heck am I, anyways? 114 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:56,356 Wherever it is, I don't like it... 115 00:08:56,440 --> 00:08:58,192 and I'm getting out of here. 116 00:08:58,680 --> 00:09:01,433 Maybe that character wearing a spittoon can help me. 117 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:05,230 At last, after 2,000 years of work... 118 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:10,071 the Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator. 119 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:12,992 Pardon me, sir, but could you... 120 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:16,231 At long last, my dream come true. 121 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:18,959 Hey, doc, wait! I wanna ask you something. 122 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:30,834 Pardon me, doc, but could you rent me a U-drive flying saucer? 123 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:32,593 I've got to get back to the Earth. 124 00:09:32,680 --> 00:09:36,468 The Earth? The Earth will be gone in just a few seconds. 125 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:38,995 Don't bother, then. 126 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:41,230 No point in wasting money on a flying saucer... 127 00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:42,992 when the Earth's not gonna... 128 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:44,069 Clang! 129 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:49,711 Pardon me again, doc, but just what did you mean... 130 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:52,394 by that crack about the Earth being gone? 131 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:54,392 I'm going to blow it up. 132 00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:56,550 It obstructs my view of Venus. 133 00:09:57,040 --> 00:09:58,951 It does? That's a shame. 134 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:08,873 Where's the kaboom? 135 00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:12,198 There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom. 136 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:16,909 The Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator! 137 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:20,954 That creature has stolen the space modulator! 138 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:23,113 Delays, delays. 139 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:39,518 Capture that creature... 140 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:44,037 and return the Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator. 141 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:42,155 That's that. 142 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:11,749 Oh, dear. 143 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:15,151 Now, I shall have to create more Martians. 144 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:22,917 This Martian hot rod better get at least a million miles to the gallon. 145 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,230 The Earth ain't just across the street. 146 00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:32,595 Oh, goody! 147 00:12:32,680 --> 00:12:36,309 My Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator. 148 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:42,200 Back to the old drawing board. 149 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:50,112 Boy, it's really wonderful to be back in civilization. 150 00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:07,996 Run for the hills, folks, or you'll be up to your armpits in Martians. 151 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:18,913 As you can see, being a rabbit is not just a bed of carrots. 152 00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:23,719 But other people, if you want to call a duck people... 153 00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:28,310 had close encounters with that little Martian, too. 154 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:30,072 As the ensuing, gripping... 155 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:33,550 and nerve-tingling drama now demonstrates. 156 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:54,631 I have sent for you, Dodgers, because we are facing a crisis. 157 00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:58,635 The world's supply of Illudium Phosdex, the shaving cream atom... 158 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:00,438 is alarmingly low. 159 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,438 Now, we have reason to believe... 160 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:05,715 that the only remaining source is on Planet X. 161 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:08,433 Somewhere in this area. 162 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,878 And you want me to find Planet X, is that it? 163 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:14,514 Can you do it, Dodgers? 164 00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:16,712 Indubitably, sir. 165 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:19,480 Because there's no one knows his way around outer space... 166 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:21,437 like Duck Dodgers... 167 00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:24,830 in the 24th and a half century! 168 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:53,354 Are you ready, eager young space cadet? 169 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:56,877 I'm all set, your heroship, sir. 170 00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:59,556 Then make way for Duck Dodgers... 171 00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:02,677 in the 24th and a half century! 172 00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:07,669 Oops! 173 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:09,637 Had the silly thing in reverse. 174 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:18,556 And now, then, eager young space cadet... 175 00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:21,677 here is the course we shall pursue to find Planet X. 176 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:25,679 Starting from where we are, we go 33,600 turbo miles due up. 177 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:29,239 Then, west in an astro-arc deviation to here. 178 00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:33,074 Then, following the great circle, seven radial loops south by down-east. 179 00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:36,637 By astro-astroble to here, here, and here. 180 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:38,836 Then by space-navigable compass to here, here... 181 00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:41,150 and then to here and here... 182 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:44,277 by 13-point stratocumulus bearing four million light-years... 183 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,351 and thus to our destination. 184 00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:49,235 Now, do you know how to reach Planet X? 185 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,591 Yes. Oh, sure. 186 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:57,348 I wish you'd explain it to me sometime, buster. 187 00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:59,431 Well, it's very simple, sir. 188 00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:03,274 If we follow those planets, we can't very well miss Planet X. 189 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:08,515 That's ridiculous. Of all the stupid suggestions. 190 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:13,752 Wait a minute. I think I've got it. 191 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:14,949 I'll just bet that... 192 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:17,759 if we follow those planets, we'll find Planet X. 193 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:20,356 Gad! How do I do it? 194 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:22,199 I don't know. 195 00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:42,037 I claim this planet in the name of the Earth. 196 00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:52,352 I claim this planet in the name of Mars. 197 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:57,358 - Isn't that lovely? - Look, bud, I've got news for you. 198 00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:59,795 I have already claimed this bit of dirt for the Earth. 199 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:01,996 And there just ain't room enough on this planet... 200 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:03,399 for the two of us. 201 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:05,630 I do believe you are right. 202 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:09,959 Little does he realize... 203 00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:12,429 that I have on my disintegration-proof vest. 204 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,158 You may fire when ready, grizzly. 205 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:26,190 Who? What? Where? When? How? Who? Who? What? 206 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:27,633 Oh, you, huh? 207 00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:29,950 Just when I had him going, you had to butt in. 208 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:34,795 - Get back in that spaceship. - Yes, sir, your heroship, sir. 209 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:41,158 Got the drop on you with my disintegrating pistol. 210 00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:45,557 And, brother, when it disintegrates, it disintegrates. 211 00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:49,471 What do you know? It disintegrated. 212 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:57,598 Happy birthday, you thing from another world, you. 213 00:17:57,680 --> 00:17:59,716 Thank you! 214 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:09,075 Well, I guess he's had enough. I'll send him an ultimatum. 215 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:41,439 I'll see what the little stinker is up to on my supervideo-detecto set. 216 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:49,756 That's the last straw! 217 00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:52,274 Now, I use my secret weapon! 218 00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:20,473 As I was saying, buster... 219 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,357 this planet ain't big enough for the two of us. 220 00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:24,431 So, off you go! 221 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:27,758 And now this planet is hereby claimed for the Earth... 222 00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:30,274 in the name of Duck Dodgers... 223 00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:33,238 in the 24th and a half century! 224 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:35,189 Big deal. 225 00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:43,079 I don't remember just how Daffy got down from Planet X. 226 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:45,276 Maybe they had to shoot him down. 227 00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:48,473 But, anyway, he's back at his old stand... 228 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:50,551 as the Errol Flynn of Duckdom. 229 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:53,279 I remember well the first time he tried to sell himself... 230 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:56,948 as the logical successor to Errol. 231 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,551 Join up with me, so joyous and free 232 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:14,756 And away to old Sherwood hie 233 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:16,876 For I'm Robin Hood, and I'm very good 234 00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:18,996 At avoiding the sheriff's eye 235 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:21,275 So we'll trip along merrily 236 00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:23,635 Over the greensward so gracefully 237 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:26,188 To trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it 238 00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:28,555 Trip it up and down 239 00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:31,670 To trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it 240 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:34,877 Trip it! Whoops! 241 00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:42,391 So trip it up and down 242 00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:09,637 I'll ho-ho and ha-ha you, fat Friar. 243 00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:12,836 With my trusty quarterstaff! 244 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:15,760 Actually, it's a buck-and-a-quarter quarterstaff. 245 00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:17,637 But I'm not telling him that. 246 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:21,509 Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! 247 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:23,189 Thrust! 248 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:33,314 Let's see, now. Something amiss here. 249 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,433 I'll run through it. 250 00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:39,669 Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! 251 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:40,949 Thrust! 252 00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:42,549 Got it. 253 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:43,795 Now, then. 254 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,676 Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! 255 00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:18,594 Knock it off. 256 00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:21,712 How jolly can you get? 257 00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:29,430 Prithee, old traveling clown... 258 00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:33,111 coulds't thou directest me to Robin Hood's hideout? 259 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:37,159 I woulds't fain join me up with his band of jolly outlaws. 260 00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:42,156 Look no further, good Friar, for I am he for whoms't thou seekest. 261 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:43,992 I am Robin Hood! 262 00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:46,830 Cut it out. I'm serious. 263 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:49,036 If you don't know where he is, just say so. 264 00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:51,509 But honest and truly, I am Robin Hood! 265 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:53,954 Sure, you are. 266 00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:57,197 Look, give me a chance, can't you? 267 00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:58,918 I'll prove I'm Robin Hood. 268 00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:01,391 See yon rich, unwary traveler? 269 00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:07,430 I'll rob him of his gold and give it to some poor unworthy slob. 270 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,988 That'll prove that I'm Robin Hood. Prithee? 271 00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:14,475 Now, then, fatso... 272 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:18,189 watch as I put a cloth yard shaft through his wishbone. 273 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,357 I'm watching, jester. 274 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:33,476 Why, I don't know how I could have doubted you. 275 00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:35,915 Shall we spend the gold all in one place? 276 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:39,430 Ho-ho. Very funny. Ha-ha. It is to laugh. 277 00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:48,790 Yoicks and away! 278 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:06,359 Why, you... 279 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:16,951 Now, then, yoicks and away! 280 00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:42,549 Now... 281 00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:53,070 I'm sorry, but I can't join you. 282 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:55,720 I'm convinced you're just not Robin Hood. 283 00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:58,189 Never mind joining me. I'll join you. 284 00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:00,111 Shake hands with Friar Duck. 285 00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:06,038 Well, Daffy decided to have one more shot... 286 00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:08,559 at the musketeer business. 287 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:12,030 But this time, he got involved with a very mysterious opponent. 288 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:18,030 Namely, well, see for yourself. 289 00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:23,870 Stand back, musketeers! They shall sample my blade! 290 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:25,189 Touché! 291 00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:32,556 Musketeers? En garde? My blade? 292 00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:38,875 Whoever's in charge here... 293 00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:41,436 the scenery! Where's the scenery? 294 00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:51,315 Stand back, musketeers! They shall sample... my... blade? 295 00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:56,276 Okay, have it your way. 296 00:25:57,680 --> 00:26:00,194 Daffy duck, he had a farm 297 00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:02,271 E-I-E-I-O 298 00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:05,313 And on this farm, he had an igloo 299 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:08,836 E-I-E-I-O 300 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:12,909 Would it be too much to ask if we could make up our minds? 301 00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:17,238 Dashing through the snow 302 00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:20,199 Through the fields we go 303 00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:22,999 Laughing all the way 304 00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:30,000 Farewell to thee, farewell to thee 305 00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:32,389 The wind will carry back our sad refrain 306 00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:34,755 One last embrace before we say... 307 00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:40,397 Buster, it may come as a complete surprise to you... 308 00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:42,914 to find that this is an animated cartoon... 309 00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:46,033 and that in animated cartoons they have scenery. 310 00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:47,838 And in all the years I've... 311 00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:52,193 All right, wise guy, where am I? 312 00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:38,996 And I've never been so humiliated in all my life! 313 00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:44,559 Look, Mac, just what's going on around here? 314 00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:47,791 Let's get organized. How about some scenery? 315 00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:55,079 That's dandy. Ho-ho! That's rich, I'll say. 316 00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:57,351 Now how about some color, stupid? 317 00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:58,789 Hey! 318 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,356 Not me, you slop artist! 319 00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:08,953 Where's the rest of me? 320 00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:11,349 It isn't as though I haven't lived up to my contract. 321 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:12,429 Goodness knows. 322 00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:14,272 And goodness knows it isn't as though... 323 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:16,112 I haven't kept myself trim, goodness knows. 324 00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,555 I've done that. That's strange. 325 00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:21,598 All of a sudden, I don't quite feel like myself. 326 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,036 I feel all right, and yet I... 327 00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:28,037 You know better than that! 328 00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:30,669 Well? 329 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:37,231 Sea picture, hey? I always wanted to do a sea epic. 330 00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:38,759 Now, Mr. Rembrandt... 331 00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:41,513 if you'll kindly oblige with a little appropriate scenery... 332 00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:44,433 Over the sea, let's go, men 333 00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:47,036 We're shoving right off, We're shoving right off 334 00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:48,109 Again? 335 00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:56,073 Come here! Give me a close-up! 336 00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:00,839 This is a close-up? 337 00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:04,711 A close-up, you jerk! 338 00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:10,118 Thanks for the sour persimmons, cousin. 339 00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:14,709 Now, look, buster, let's have an understanding. 340 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:16,509 Now what? 341 00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:20,039 Brother! What a way to run a railroad. 342 00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:22,152 Now, then, as I was saying... 343 00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:38,710 All right, let's get this picture started. 344 00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:42,431 No! 345 00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:47,592 Listen, pal, let's discuss this thing sanely. Look, I tell you what. 346 00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:49,996 You go your way, and I'll go mine. 347 00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:52,868 Live and let live. Right? Right. 348 00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:56,438 Ladies and gentlemen, there will be no further delays. 349 00:29:56,520 --> 00:30:00,513 So, I shall attempt to entertain you in my own inimitable fashion. 350 00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:05,468 Now what? 351 00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:09,878 - What are you doing down there? - Down here? What are you doing up there? 352 00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:11,195 Down here. 353 00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:17,271 Listen, bud, if you wasn't me, I'd smack you right in the puss. 354 00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:20,909 - Don't let that bother you, Jack! - Okay, buddy, you asked for it! 355 00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:27,156 Oh, brother! I'm a buzzboy! 356 00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:40,518 Time to hit the old silk. 357 00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:42,272 Geronimo! 358 00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:04,792 All right, enough is enough! 359 00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:07,878 This is the final, the very, very last straw! 360 00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:10,990 Who is responsible for this... 361 00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:14,552 I demand that you show yourself! Who are you? 362 00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:21,552 Ain't I a stinker? 363 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:26,595 Now, one of the problems I always had with aminators, animators... 364 00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:28,796 is that they can't ever seem to tell the difference... 365 00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:30,632 between a rabbit and a mole. 366 00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:34,276 Very humiliating having to burrow your way... 367 00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:35,634 wherever you want to go. 368 00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:39,952 And somehow, I always forgot to take that left turn at Albuquerque. 369 00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:27,395 Here I am! 370 00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:31,869 Just a cotton-picking minute. 371 00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:34,520 This don't look like the Coachella Valley to me. 372 00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:41,356 I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque. 373 00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:46,153 I'll just ask this gent in the fancy knickerbockers. 374 00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:48,279 I beg your par... 375 00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:53,392 Pardon me, sir, but could you direct me to the shortest route... 376 00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:57,029 to the Coachella Valley and the big carrot festival, therein? 377 00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:02,868 What's up, doc? 378 00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:07,475 Stop steaming up my tail! 379 00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:11,235 What are you trying to do, wrinkle it? 380 00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:14,637 Let's see, now. Coachella Valley. 381 00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:23,516 Then to Las Vegas, San Bernadino... 382 00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:28,072 Of course, you realize this means war. 383 00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:06,749 Me public. 384 00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:37,353 What a gulli-bull. 385 00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:40,474 What a nim-cow-poop. 386 00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:48,279 Pardon me, Mac. 387 00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:42,872 Okay, Toro, whenever you can spare the time. 388 00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:45,789 Booby trap. 389 00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:31,548 What an imbecile. 390 00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:33,312 What an ultra-maroon. 391 00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:52,874 Traveling alone can be boring. 392 00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:57,193 Personally, I prefer to travel with some foxy little rabbit chick. 393 00:37:57,600 --> 00:37:59,477 Like Sophia here. 394 00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:00,549 But... 395 00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:06,073 I often found myself traveling with that selfsame courteous... 396 00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:10,756 even-tempered, unselfish, pushy, self-serving, conceited... 397 00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:14,799 self-made favorite of everyone including himself... 398 00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:16,639 Daffy Duck. 399 00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:25,832 Close sesame. 400 00:38:29,720 --> 00:38:32,473 Guard well this treasure, O Hasaan. 401 00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:36,030 Or the jackal shall grow fat on thy carcass. 402 00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:39,112 No one shall pass Hasaan. 403 00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:57,669 Open. 404 00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:06,592 Open sarsaparilla? 405 00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:09,437 Open Saskatchewan? 406 00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:16,195 Here we are. Pismo Beach and all the clams we can eat! 407 00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:21,192 What a way for a duck to travel. Underground. 408 00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:26,633 Wait a minute. Since when is Pismo Beach inside a cave? 409 00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:27,915 I wonder... 410 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:31,675 You know, I just bet we should have turned left at Albuquerque. 411 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,753 Then maybe a right turn at La Jolla. 412 00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:41,311 We can't be too far off. 413 00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:43,710 - So, if we... - It's mine, you understand? 414 00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:45,597 Mine! All mine! Get back in there! 415 00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:48,513 Down! Go! Mine! 416 00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:58,839 What's up, duck? 417 00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:08,717 I'm rich! I'm wealthy! 418 00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:14,471 I'm comfortably well-off. 419 00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:17,878 Open septuagenarian? 420 00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:20,351 Open saddle soap? 421 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:22,871 Open sesame? 422 00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:30,519 I'm in the money 423 00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:31,794 La ta, the money 424 00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:33,074 Ah! Redcap. 425 00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:35,834 Call me a cab, boy, and be quick about it. 426 00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:37,273 I'm a heavy tipper. 427 00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:59,918 Quick! Save me, pal. And it's yours! 428 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:03,356 Gorgeous, isn't it? Don't be afraid. Have it appraised anyplace. 429 00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:12,558 - Proud punk. - Hasaan chop! 430 00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:16,998 Yeah? Chop the rabbit. He brought us here. 431 00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:21,270 Me genie, the light-brown hare. 432 00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:24,358 O mighty genie! 433 00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:29,837 Release me, and I shall grant thee a rich reward. 434 00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:32,229 He's lying! Chop him! 435 00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:36,118 Hasaan release you, O Master! 436 00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:42,953 Thank you, Hasaan. 437 00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:45,156 Now, woulds't thou like to have... 438 00:41:45,240 --> 00:41:48,038 all this treasure for thy very own? 439 00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:51,476 Yes, Master. Hasaan like! 440 00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:54,589 Very well. 441 00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:12,874 It's yours. 442 00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:35,318 I don't know. I have a feeling that Pismo Beach ain't quite this wide. 443 00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:38,790 Help! Help, save me, pal! 444 00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:40,677 Save me! Help! 445 00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:42,916 Hasaan chop! 446 00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:46,829 - Help! - Okay, Daff, back here. 447 00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:51,873 - What's with you, anyway? - I can't help it. I'm a greedy slob. 448 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,195 It's my hobby. Save me! 449 00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:56,191 Hasaan chop! 450 00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:58,911 Him go that-a-way. 451 00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:08,834 - Is he gone? - Yeah. I got rid of him. 452 00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:12,557 Boy! I'm rich! I'm wealthy! I'm independent! 453 00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:15,552 I'm socially secure! I'm rich! 454 00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:21,155 There. I think that's the last of it. 455 00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:25,194 Just a quick check to see if I missed anything. 456 00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:26,395 What's this? 457 00:43:27,720 --> 00:43:29,756 Polished up, it might bring another quick four bits... 458 00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:31,239 on the open market. 459 00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:35,115 I am the genie of the lamp, O Master. 460 00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:38,636 No, you don't! You want my treasure! It's mine, understand? 461 00:43:38,720 --> 00:43:41,871 All mine! Down! Go! Mine! 462 00:43:43,240 --> 00:43:47,313 Duck, you have desecrated the spirit of the lamp. 463 00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:51,078 Prepare to take the consequences. 464 00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:54,153 Consequences, schmonsequences. As long as I'm rich. 465 00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:05,557 I wonder how that crazy duck ever made out with that genie? 466 00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:08,551 What do you know? A pearl! 467 00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:11,118 It's mine, you understand? Mine! All mine! 468 00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:14,112 Go! Mine, do you hear me? Out! Mine! 469 00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:17,112 Oh, brother! Close sesame. 470 00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:19,111 I'm rich. I'm a happy miser. 471 00:44:22,240 --> 00:44:26,199 I sometimes get the feeling that the entire population of the world... 472 00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:29,636 is made up of people who want to shoot, fry, dice... 473 00:44:29,720 --> 00:44:32,439 or parboil rabbits and/ or ducks. 474 00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:34,876 For instance, old Elmer Fudd... 475 00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:37,679 who, like so many other brave sportsmen... 476 00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:42,436 never seems really happy unless he's protecting innocent citizens... 477 00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:44,909 by shooting dangerous forest animals. 478 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,309 Like rabbits and ducks. 479 00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:52,317 Be very, very quiet. I'm hunting rabbits. 480 00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:00,831 Boy! Rabbit tracks! 481 00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:11,149 Bugsy. Bugsy, pal. 482 00:45:11,240 --> 00:45:13,151 There's a friend here to see ya. 483 00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:16,358 Survival of the fittest. 484 00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:18,351 And besides, it's fun. 485 00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:22,075 Did someone knock? 486 00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:27,988 What's up, doc? 487 00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:31,388 Now I got you, you rabbit! 488 00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:45,679 Say, doc, are you trying to get yourself in trouble with the law? 489 00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:48,628 - This ain't rabbit hunting season. - It's not? 490 00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:51,596 No. It's duck hunting season. 491 00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:55,512 That, sir, is an inmitigated frabrication. 492 00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:57,159 It's rabbit season! 493 00:45:57,400 --> 00:46:00,119 - Duck season! - Rabbit season! 494 00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:07,514 - Rabbit season! - Duck season! 495 00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:12,276 - Rabbit season! - I say it's duck season, and I say fire! 496 00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:22,716 - Let's try that again. - Okay. 497 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:26,037 - I'll start it this time. - Right. 498 00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:30,112 - Rabbit season! - Duck season. 499 00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:33,352 - Rabbit season! - Rabbit season. 500 00:46:33,720 --> 00:46:35,119 Duck season! Fire! 501 00:46:41,240 --> 00:46:44,550 Okay, this time you start it. 502 00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:46,433 Whatever you say. 503 00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:49,830 - Rabbit. - Duck! Fire! 504 00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:54,789 What's the matter? Everything's upside down. 505 00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:58,993 Strange. Can't make heads or tails of things. 506 00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:01,350 Hey you! Come back here. 507 00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:05,794 What do you know? No more bullets. 508 00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:10,631 No more bullets? Laughing boy, no more bullets. 509 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:14,993 No more bullets? Here, let me see that thing. 510 00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:20,032 What do you know? One bullet left. 511 00:47:20,240 --> 00:47:22,196 One bullet left? 512 00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:26,274 - Laughing boy, there was... - I know, I know! 513 00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:35,232 Devilishly clever. 514 00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:45,956 What's up, doc? Having any luck with those ducks? 515 00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:47,837 It's duck season, you know? 516 00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:52,352 Just a darn minute. Where do you get that duck season stuff? 517 00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:55,228 Says so right over there on that sign. You're so smart. 518 00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:00,354 You know what to do with that gun, doc. 519 00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:11,555 You're despicable. 520 00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:16,349 Yes, you're despicable and pickable... 521 00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:19,558 and you're very definitely despicable! 522 00:48:19,720 --> 00:48:23,713 How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. 523 00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:26,388 It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. 524 00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:29,438 Goodness knows it isn't that! It isn't that... That... 525 00:48:29,720 --> 00:48:32,439 Goodness knows it isn't... It's... 526 00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:34,393 despicable. 527 00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:38,558 "Filet of duck bordelaise maitre d' butter." 528 00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:39,629 Yum, yum. 529 00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:42,595 "Duck polonaise under glass." 530 00:48:45,240 --> 00:48:48,835 "Rabbit au gratin de gelatin under tooled leather." 531 00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:51,231 Drool, drool. 532 00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:55,555 "Barbecued duck meat with broiled duckbill milanese." 533 00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:57,473 Yummy yum. 534 00:48:57,920 --> 00:49:02,277 "Chicken-fried rabbit with cottontail sauce braised in carrots." 535 00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:09,391 I'm sorry fellows, but I'm a vegetarian. I just hunt for the sport of it. 536 00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:10,909 Yeah? 537 00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,798 There's other sports besides hunting, you know? 538 00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:16,192 Anyone for tennis? 539 00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:19,754 Nice game. 540 00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:23,237 Now you screwy rabbit, you're next. 541 00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:33,397 All right, come out or I'll blast you out. 542 00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:39,678 For shame, doc. Hunting rabbits with an elephant gun. 543 00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:42,919 - Elephant gun? - That's right, doc. 544 00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:45,548 So why don't you go shoot yourself an elephant? 545 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:49,037 You do and I'll give you such a pinch! 546 00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:58,113 Just wait till I get that screwy rabbit and that screwball duck. 547 00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:09,193 What's the big idea? Why don't you look where you... 548 00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:13,917 How simply dreadful. 549 00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:19,592 You poor little man. Did I hurt you with my naughty gun? 550 00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:23,438 Shucks. Well, I... 551 00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:32,949 Gypsy, you naughty bow-wow. Stop that. 552 00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:40,515 Okay, rabbit, I see through that disguise. Say your prayers. 553 00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:42,632 You, too, duck. 554 00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:46,876 - Rabbit season. - Duck season. 555 00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:50,554 - Rabbit season! - Duck season! 556 00:51:03,720 --> 00:51:07,156 Be very, very quiet. We're hunting Elmers. 557 00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:14,996 Now here is a gentleman who knows what chasing is all about. 558 00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:20,551 He lives in France where all good Americans go when they die. 559 00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:22,393 And in France... 560 00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:26,513 the onliest reason for chasing anybody is for love. 561 00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:45,513 Sacré maroon! Le help! 562 00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:48,720 Assistansions! Gendarme! 563 00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:57,638 Pouf, José. Gendarme can le fix. 564 00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:01,196 Thank you, le gendarme. Merci beaucoup, le thanks. 565 00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:03,232 Sacré cerise! 566 00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:04,875 Le pew! 567 00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:11,749 Quelle terrible odeur! 568 00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:23,235 Un smell-e-vous fine. 569 00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:35,472 I am the bankrupt! 570 00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:39,718 Le mew. Le purr. 571 00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:43,271 Le pussy ferocious. 572 00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:47,678 Remove that skunk. That polecat pole from the premises. 573 00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:48,955 A vec! 574 00:52:58,800 --> 00:52:59,949 Quelle est-ce? 575 00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:03,350 Le belle femme skunk fatale. 576 00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:15,795 My little darling. It is love at first sight, is it not? 577 00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:16,869 No? 578 00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:20,636 Do not come with me to the casbah. 579 00:53:20,720 --> 00:53:24,918 We shall make beautiful music together right here. 580 00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:37,237 This little love bordel. 581 00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:40,432 Now she is seeking for us a trysting place. 582 00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:42,672 Touching, is it not? 583 00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:46,716 Come, my little peanut of brittle. I will help you. 584 00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:49,360 Wait for me. Wait. 585 00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:52,876 Where are you, pigeon? I am looking for you. 586 00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:54,991 I am going... Huh? 587 00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:51,156 I missed, fortunately for you. 588 00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:54,272 So now, mon cherie, we can begin life anew. 589 00:54:58,400 --> 00:54:59,515 C'est la guerre. 590 00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:20,359 Hello, baby. 591 00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:23,794 I am the locksmith of love, no? 592 00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:27,833 Come, darling. We must be grown up about this thing. 593 00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:31,909 Do not run away from the love. Here. What is this? 594 00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:34,439 But of course. 595 00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:38,195 This little one wish to commit suicide to prove her love for me. 596 00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:41,909 What a sweet gesture. Nevertheless, I must prevent it. 597 00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:44,555 Saved! 598 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,798 Vive I'amour! We die together. 599 00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:57,317 I am not dead? No. 600 00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:01,154 What's this? Is that you, pigeon? 601 00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:03,033 Is that... 602 00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:09,031 Pardon grand mama, but have you seen a beautiful young lady skunk? 603 00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:11,676 Where are you, pigeon? 604 00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:14,675 I am looking somewhere to find you. 605 00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:17,753 Rabbit, where are you? 606 00:56:20,520 --> 00:56:22,750 Perhaps you have returned in here. 607 00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:24,797 Are you here then, golden girl? 608 00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:27,993 Who is this? 609 00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:30,238 It is you again. 610 00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:35,519 What can I do to help you? 611 00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:39,313 Why do you lock the... 612 00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:40,709 Oh, no! 613 00:56:41,720 --> 00:56:45,030 Control yourself, madam. You cannot be in earnest. 614 00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:46,838 A joke, yes? 615 00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:48,869 No? 616 00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:57,916 You know, it is possible to be too attractive. 617 00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:31,438 Do you know what that was? 618 00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:34,188 The Minute Waltz played in 30 seconds. 619 00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:37,070 New world record. 620 00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:43,797 There are people who just don't like music, as I found out one day. 621 00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:45,871 On a rainy night in Rio 622 00:57:45,960 --> 00:57:47,154 A-rink a-dink a-dink 623 00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:50,073 What do they do when there is no starry sky 624 00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:51,513 Oh, starry sky 625 00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:54,637 Where do they go when they can't go for a walk? 626 00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:56,915 Do they stay home and talk 627 00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:59,070 Or do they sit inside 628 00:58:18,240 --> 00:58:20,515 What do they do in Mississippi 629 00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:23,798 When skies are drippy 630 00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:29,516 And what do they do in Tijuana 631 00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:31,318 When they wanna snuggle tight 632 00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:32,714 Well... 633 00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:49,199 Music-hater. 634 00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:01,556 She's a fancy stepper when she dances 635 00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:03,153 Go and see her as she capers and prances 636 00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:04,798 My gal don't do much talking 637 00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:06,632 Dances even when she's walking 638 00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:08,358 One and two and three and four 639 00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:10,192 She dances all day long 640 00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:11,952 My gal is a highborn stepper 641 00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:13,632 Ginger with salt and pepper 642 00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:15,472 She's a fancy stepper when she dances 643 00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:17,391 Go and see her as she capers and prances 644 00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:20,158 What's up, doc? 645 00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:26,751 Also a rabbit hater. 646 00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:49,798 Of course, you know, this means war. 647 01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:03,911 - Leopold. - Leopold. 648 01:00:05,720 --> 01:00:09,592 - Leopold. - Leopold. 649 01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:11,910 Leopold! 650 01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:17,518 Leopold. 651 01:02:25,960 --> 01:02:29,396 You either hate opera or you love it. I love it. 652 01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:33,589 I loved it so much, I took the entire 18 hours... 653 01:02:33,680 --> 01:02:37,958 of Richard Wagner's Ring of Nibelung... 654 01:02:39,200 --> 01:02:41,395 and squashed it down to seven minutes. 655 01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:18,514 Be very quiet 656 01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:22,160 I'm hunting rabbits 657 01:03:35,560 --> 01:03:36,754 Rabbit tracks. 658 01:03:39,600 --> 01:03:41,033 Kill the rabbit 659 01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:44,198 Kill the rabbit 660 01:03:46,160 --> 01:03:47,673 Kill the rabbit? 661 01:03:48,760 --> 01:03:49,954 Yohoto 662 01:03:50,200 --> 01:03:51,474 Yohoto 663 01:03:51,600 --> 01:03:52,874 Yohoto 664 01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:54,188 Yoho 665 01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:59,196 Oh, mighty warrior of great fighting stock 666 01:03:59,560 --> 01:04:02,199 Might I inquire to ask 667 01:04:03,280 --> 01:04:05,714 What's up, doc? 668 01:04:06,120 --> 01:04:08,634 I'm going to kill the rabbit 669 01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:13,278 Oh, mighty hunter it will be quite a task 670 01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:18,431 How will you do it might I inquire to ask? 671 01:04:19,920 --> 01:04:22,753 I will do it with my spear and magic helmet 672 01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:24,791 Your spear and magic helmet? 673 01:04:24,880 --> 01:04:26,791 - Spear and magic helmet - Magic helmet? 674 01:04:26,880 --> 01:04:28,154 Magic helmet 675 01:04:28,240 --> 01:04:30,151 Magic helmet. 676 01:04:30,560 --> 01:04:33,597 Yes. Magic helmet 677 01:04:33,680 --> 01:04:37,070 And I'll give you a sample 678 01:04:48,960 --> 01:04:49,949 Bye. 679 01:04:51,040 --> 01:04:52,712 That was the rabbit. 680 01:05:22,560 --> 01:05:25,074 Brunhilde 681 01:05:25,160 --> 01:05:27,958 You're so lovely 682 01:05:28,120 --> 01:05:30,350 Yes, I know it 683 01:05:30,520 --> 01:05:32,909 I can't help it 684 01:05:33,080 --> 01:05:35,719 Brunhilde 685 01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:38,439 Be my love 686 01:06:30,840 --> 01:06:35,436 Return my love 687 01:06:35,560 --> 01:06:40,236 A longing burns deep inside me 688 01:06:40,360 --> 01:06:45,150 Return my love 689 01:06:45,520 --> 01:06:50,196 I want you always beside me 690 01:06:50,680 --> 01:06:55,435 Love like ours must be 691 01:06:55,960 --> 01:07:00,670 Made for you and for me 692 01:07:01,880 --> 01:07:04,269 Return 693 01:07:04,840 --> 01:07:08,753 Won't you return, my love? 694 01:07:09,040 --> 01:07:13,716 For my love is yours 695 01:07:28,360 --> 01:07:30,396 I'll kill the rabbit! 696 01:07:31,520 --> 01:07:33,272 Arise, storm! 697 01:07:34,680 --> 01:07:37,353 North winds blow! South winds blow! 698 01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:40,398 Typhoons! Hurricanes! Earthquakes! 699 01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:42,598 Smog! 700 01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:50,398 White lightning, strike the rabbit! 701 01:08:11,160 --> 01:08:13,230 What have I done? 702 01:08:14,840 --> 01:08:16,671 I've killed the rabbit 703 01:08:18,760 --> 01:08:20,716 Poor little bunny 704 01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:24,434 Poor little rabbit 705 01:08:37,720 --> 01:08:41,030 What did you expect in an opera, a happy ending? 706 01:08:45,040 --> 01:08:49,318 I will say this for Elmer. He really doesn't want us for food. 707 01:08:49,400 --> 01:08:52,233 He just does it 'cause he's a sportsman. 708 01:08:53,480 --> 01:08:56,950 That's different than some people who go hunting because they're really hungry... 709 01:08:57,040 --> 01:09:00,430 like a coyote for instance, who will eat anything... 710 01:09:00,520 --> 01:09:02,033 including me. 711 01:09:23,200 --> 01:09:24,872 What's up, doc? 712 01:09:25,040 --> 01:09:28,476 Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Wile E. Coyote, Genius. 713 01:09:29,960 --> 01:09:33,555 I'm not selling anything nor am I working my way through college. 714 01:09:33,960 --> 01:09:35,552 So let's get down to cases. 715 01:09:35,840 --> 01:09:39,116 You are a rabbit and I am going to eat you for supper. 716 01:09:39,200 --> 01:09:41,031 Now, don't try to get away. 717 01:09:41,120 --> 01:09:45,272 I am more muscular, more cunning, faster and larger than you are... 718 01:09:45,360 --> 01:09:47,794 and I'm a genius... 719 01:09:48,080 --> 01:09:51,675 while you could hardly pass the entrance examinations to kindergarten. 720 01:09:52,640 --> 01:09:56,315 So, I'll give you the customary two minutes to say your prayers. 721 01:09:57,400 --> 01:10:00,233 I'm sorry, Mac. The lady of the house ain't home and besides... 722 01:10:00,320 --> 01:10:02,993 we mailed you people a check last week. 723 01:10:08,840 --> 01:10:12,071 Why do they always want to do it the hard way? 724 01:10:21,440 --> 01:10:24,079 Wile E., you genius. 725 01:10:24,240 --> 01:10:25,958 You've done it again. 726 01:11:07,200 --> 01:11:09,998 - What's cooking, doc? - Rabbit stew. 727 01:11:12,480 --> 01:11:14,755 I'm such a genius! 728 01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:17,558 Smells mighty good! 729 01:11:17,680 --> 01:11:20,831 But there's only one little thing wrong with it. 730 01:11:21,160 --> 01:11:23,993 - There is? What? - No rabbit. 731 01:11:29,600 --> 01:11:32,990 I'm looking over a three-leaf clover 732 01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:36,038 That I overlooked be three 733 01:11:40,760 --> 01:11:42,751 Back to the old drawing board. 734 01:11:51,280 --> 01:11:53,874 Genius, that's what it is! Sheer genius! 735 01:12:12,440 --> 01:12:16,274 Wile E. Coyote. Super genius. 736 01:12:17,560 --> 01:12:19,357 I like the way that rolls out. 737 01:12:19,720 --> 01:12:24,475 Wile E. Coyote. Super genius. 738 01:12:33,520 --> 01:12:35,795 Wile E. Coyote. 739 01:12:36,120 --> 01:12:37,838 Super genius. 740 01:12:45,680 --> 01:12:49,036 Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Mud. 741 01:12:50,160 --> 01:12:53,709 And remember, mud spelled backwards is "dum." 742 01:12:57,640 --> 01:13:00,598 Even a genius gets the message after a while... 743 01:13:00,680 --> 01:13:02,716 and realizes that eating rabbit... 744 01:13:02,800 --> 01:13:05,997 cooked or raw isn't such a smart idea. 745 01:13:06,560 --> 01:13:10,394 Raw rabbit? What a revolting idea. 746 01:13:10,600 --> 01:13:15,230 So old Wile E. decided that he'd better pursue something more his size. 747 01:13:15,800 --> 01:13:17,028 For instance... 748 01:31:30,080 --> 01:31:32,150 How's that for a big production? 749 01:31:32,240 --> 01:31:36,028 I'll bet even old Cecil B. De Mille would be jealous of that one. 750 01:31:36,320 --> 01:31:40,950 I'm sure old Neanderthal person never envisaged anything like that... 751 01:31:41,040 --> 01:31:43,508 when he started that very first chase. 752 01:31:43,600 --> 01:31:46,319 But then if he hadn't invented the chase... 753 01:31:46,600 --> 01:31:51,037 maybe, just maybe, laughter wouldn't have been invented either... 754 01:31:51,160 --> 01:31:54,755 and that, old buddies, would have been a real loss. 755 01:31:55,840 --> 01:31:56,875 Who knows? 756 01:31:56,960 --> 01:32:01,909 Maybe, just maybe the whole universe will get the idea... 757 01:32:02,360 --> 01:32:05,955 and stars and suns, meteors and comets... 758 01:32:06,040 --> 01:32:10,318 even galaxies will realize how necessary laughter is... 759 01:32:10,400 --> 01:32:12,675 and how much fun chases are. 760 01:32:12,920 --> 01:32:14,273 And... 761 01:32:20,440 --> 01:32:25,116 And finally, all will once again be peaceful and quiet. 762 01:32:27,720 --> 01:32:29,278 Or will it? 763 01:32:35,160 --> 01:32:36,149 Yes? 764 01:32:39,520 --> 01:32:40,555 Well? 765 01:32:46,280 --> 01:32:49,556 After all, credits where credit is due. 766 01:33:29,560 --> 01:33:31,994 Eat your heart out, Burt Reynolds. 767 01:33:32,305 --> 01:33:38,191 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.SubtitleDB.org