Genos: You are one of the seafolk, correct? 杰诺斯：你是海族的人，对吗？
Deep sea king: What if I am? 深海之王：如果我是呢？
You must be another soldier 你一定是另一个士兵
who's come to try and stop-- 谁来了想要制止——
genos: I am here to eradicate you. Genos: 我来这里消灭你。
Genos: Target eliminated. Genos: 目标已消灭。
Was that the last of them? 那是他们的最后一波吗？
Genos: They must have been quite desperate. 杰诺斯：他们一定非常绝望。
Deep sea king: Now I'm angry. 深海王：现在我生气了。
I will tear you to shreds. 我会把你撕成碎片。
Genos: I let my guard down. 杰诺斯：我放松警惕了。
Why do I never learn? 我为什么永远无法吸取教训？
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supervisor: Saitama. 监督者：埼玉。
You're class c, rank two. 你是 C 级，排名第二。
Are you sure about this? 你确定这样没问题吗？
Saitama: Yeah. 埼玉：嗯。
Hurry it up. It's raining. 快点。下雨了。
Supervisor: He burst through every record 监督者：他突破了所有记录
during the fitness exam, 在体能测试中，
and he worked with some class-s heroes 他与一些超级英雄合作
to destroy that meteor, 来摧毁那颗陨石，
but because he came out of nowhere, 但因为他突然出现，
people are saying he's a fraud. 人们说他是个骗子。
Any other class-c hero, I'd stop. 任何其他的 C 级英雄，我都会阻止。
Worker: Let him go. 工作人员：让他去。
This may be our chance to see how strong he really is. 这可能是我们看看他到底有多强的机会。
Supervisor: Saitama, here's the location. 主管：埼玉，这是地点。
Now head there immediately. 现在立即前往那里。
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Genos: Those of you who can still walk, 杰诺斯：那些还能够走的人，
leave the shelter now! 现在就离开避难所！
I cannot promise I will win. 我不能保证我会赢。
Run while I keep him busy! 在我拖住他的时候跑吧！
Deep sea king: Hmm? 深海王：嗯？
None of you monkeys will escape me! 你们这些猴子一个也逃不掉！
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Genos: Lightning eye! 杰诺斯：闪电眼！
Deep sea king: Huh? Oh? 深海王：啊？哦？
Can't see. 看不见。
Ohh! 哦！
Genos: Machine-gun blows! 洁诺斯：机枪攻击！
Deep sea king: You do like combo attacks, don't you? 深海王：你确实喜欢连击攻击，不是吗？
Deep sea king: Yaah! 深海王：呀！
Girl: I--i just know you can do it! 女孩：我——我就是知道你能做到！
Deep sea king: Quiet! 深海之王：安静！
Now you melt, little girl. 现在你要融化了，小女孩。
If you'd focused on me... 如果你专注于我……
You could have easily dodged my little ball of acid. 你本可以轻易躲开我这小小的酸球。
Instead you chose to sacrifice yourself to save a runt. 但你却选择了牺牲自己来拯救一个小家伙。
You're a fool, but I give you credit 你真是个傻瓜，但我还是要给你一点赞赏。
for giving me a few scratches. 为了给我留下几道 scratches。
Heh heh. Of course, they've already healed. 呵呵，当然，它们已经愈合了。
Now die. 现在去死吧。
Mumen rider: Justice crash! 无证骑士：正义冲撞！
Deep sea king: Huh? 深海之王：哈？
The cyclist for justice, 为正义而骑的骑士，
mumen rider is here! 无证骑士来了！
Genos: The top hero in class c? 杰诺斯：C级里的顶级英雄？
No. Do not-- 不。不要--
man: It's mumen rider! 男人：是无证骑士！
Man #2: Mumen rider's come out here to save us. 男人 #2：无证骑士来这里救我们了。
Man #3: But he... 男人 #3：但是他...
Deep sea king: I'm bored already. 深海之王：我已经感到无聊了。
Mumen rider: Haah! 哈哈！
Deep sea king: Hmm? 深海王：嗯？
Deep sea king: Oh. 哦。
Oh, apologies. 哦，抱歉。
I nearly forgot to kill you. 我差点忘了杀了你。
Mumen rider: Justice tackle! 无证骑士：正义突击！
Deep sea king: Huh? 深海之王：哈？
Mumen rider: No one expects much... 无证骑士：没有人期待太多……
...not from me. ...不是我说的。
They think a class-c hero 他们认为一个 C 级英雄
won't be much help. 不会有什么帮助。
I know that better than anyone! 我比任何人都更了解这一点！
I'm too weak for class b. 我对S级来说太弱了。
I'm not good enough. 我不够好。
I know that much. 我知道这一点。
I'm aware that I have no chance of beating you. 我知道我没有机会战胜你。
No one needs to tell me anything like that! 不需要任何人告诉我这样的事情！
Deep sea king: What are you babbling on and on about? 深海王：你在嘟囔些什么？
Begging for your life? 乞求你的生命吗？
Mumen rider: And yet, I must try. 无证骑士：然而，我必须尝试。
Mumen rider: It's not about winning or losing! 无证骑士：这不是关于胜负的问题！
It's about me... 而是关于我...
Taking you on right here and right now! 现在就和你一决高下！
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deep sea king: Enough of your rambling. 深海之王：够了，你的喋喋不休。
Time to finish you off. 该结束你了。
Boy: You can do it! 男孩：你可以的！
Mumen rider, you can do it! 无证骑士，你可以做到的！
You're the cyclist for justice! 你是正义的骑士！
You can beat him! 你可以打败他的！
Beat that weird monster! 打败那个奇怪的怪物！
Beat him! 打败他！
I believe in you! 我相信你！
- Man #4: He's right! Get him! - Woman: Yeah! Do it! - 男子 #4: 他说得对！抓住他！ - 女人: 是的！这样做吧！
Man #5: We're all counting on you, mumen rider! 男子 #5: 我们都指望你，盲骑士！
- Man #6: Good luck! - Man #7: Beat him! - 男子 #6: 祝好运！ - 男子 #7: 打败他！
Woman: You can do it! 女人：你可以做到！
Deep sea king: Pathetic waste of time. 深海王：可悲的浪费时间。
Hmm? 嗯？
Saitama: Nice fight, man. 埼玉：很好的一场战斗，兄弟。
You should be proud of yourself. 你应该为自己感到骄傲。
Deep sea king: Hmm? 深海王：嗯？
Yet another piece of garbage washed up on my shore? 又一堆垃圾冲上我的海岸？
Saitama: Huh? 埼玉：嗯？
Whoa! Hey, genos! 哇！嘿，杰诺斯！
Are you...Still alive? 你还...活着吗？
Genos: Mas...Ter. 杰诺斯：老师...
Good. Hang on a second. 好的。等一下。
I've gotta pound this sea freak or whatever it's called. 我得痛击这个海里的怪物，或者叫它别的什么。
Deep sea king: I heard that! 深海之王：我听到了！
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Deep sea king: Hmm? 深海王：嗯？
Impressive. 令人印象深刻。
Still on your feet after one of my punches. 在我一拳下，你还站得起来。
Clearly you're different from the rest of this trash. 显然，你和这堆垃圾不一样。
Saitama: Huh? Your punch had no power behind it. That's all. 埼玉：嗯？你的拳头没有一丝力量，就这样。
Man #8: Hey, someone else is over there. 男人#8：嘿，那边还有其他人。
Who is that? A hero? 那是谁？英雄吗？
Man #2: That head. 男人#2：那个脑袋。
I saw him in the hero registry. 我在英雄登记册上见过他。
Man #3: I know him. He's a class-c rookie, right? 男人 #3: 我认识他。他是个 C 级新手，对吧？
I think he's rank two. 我想他是二级的。
Man #9: Class c? For real? 男人 #9: C 级？真的吗？
Man #2: So we're still gonna get killed. 男人#2：所以我们还是会被杀。
Great. Perfect. 太好了。完美。
Woman #2: Yeah, but that punch didn't hurt him at all. 女人#2：是的，但那一拳根本没有伤到他。
Man #3: That's your imagination. 男人 #3: 那是你的想象。
I mean, you saw how many heroes 我的意思是，你看到了多少英雄
were blown away by that thing's punches, right? 被那东西的拳头打飞，对吧？
Deep sea king: King of the deep, 深海之王：深渊的帝王，
lord of the seas, that's me. 大海的主宰，就是我。
All life on earth comes from the sea, 地球上的所有生命都源于大海，
as if she were our mother. 就像她是我们的母亲。
In other words, as ruler of the seas, 换句话说，作为海洋的统治者，
I am the absolute peak of a pyramid 我是金字塔的绝对巅峰。
that includes every living organism on this world! 包括这个世界上每一个生物！
Defying me means-- 反抗我意味着——
saitama: Yeah, yeah. I got it. I got it. 埼玉：好吧，好吧。我明白了。我明白了。
It's raining out, so let's get this over with. 外面在下雨，快点结束这一切吧。
- Man #4: Yeah! - Woman #1: Thank goodness! - 男子 #4: 是的！ - 女子 #1: 谢天谢地！
Boy: He did it! 男孩: 他做到了！
Saitama: Well, 埼玉：好吧，
that was lame. 那太无聊了。
I kinda had my hopes up, too. 我也有点期待。
Now I'm back with my weapons, you monster. Heh. 现在我带着我的武器回来了，怪物。呵呵。
Damn you, deep sea king. 幸亏你，深海之王。
You got away. 你逃掉了。
Saitama: Ohh. 呐。
What's that? 那是什么？
Genos: It is the mail. 是邮件。
The post office cannot come here. 邮局不能来这里。
It is too dangerous, 这太危险了，
so the drone delivers the mail now. 所以现在无人机来送邮件。
Saitama: The post office has a drone? 埼玉：邮局有无人机吗？
Genos: No. It is the hero association's. 杰诺斯：不，这是英雄协会的。
Saitama: Oh, I gotcha. 埼玉：哦，我明白了。
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genos: The public sends these to the heroes. 杰诺斯：公众将这些发送给英雄。
You could say they are like fan letters. 你可以说他们就像是粉丝信件。
Saitama: Whoa. For real? Are any of them for me? 埼玉：哇，真的吗？有什么是给我的吗？
Genos: Indeed. 杰诺斯：确实如此。
Saitama: Coolness! 埼玉：酷毙了！
Why don't we go in and open them! 我们为什么不进去打开它们呢！
Saitama: Hmm? 埼玉：嗯？
Damn it. 该死。
I will find out who sent it, master. 我会查出是谁送的，老师。
Saitama: Here's a guy with free time. 齐塔玛：这里有个有空闲时间的人。
Man #3: All it took was one punch! 男人 #3：只需一拳就行了！
One punch! Just one! 一拳！就一拳！
Man #9: Is he really class c? 男子#9: 他真的是 C 级吗？
Man #2: No way! 男子#2: 绝对不可能！
- Man #10: Or maybe... - Man #9: Huh? - 男子#10: 或者说… - 男子#9: 嗯？
Man #10: It's because the monster 男人 #10: 这都是因为那个怪物
wasn't really all that tough. 并没有真的那么厉害。
Man #11: No way. You saw how many heroes went down. 男人 #11: 绝不可能。你看有多少英雄倒下了。
Man #10: Whatever. Just means 随便。只是意味着
all those heroes were a bunch of weaklings. 那些英雄都是一群软弱无力的人。
Man #11: Well, maybe. 嗯，也许吧。
When he took down that thing, it didn't look that tough. 当他击倒那个东西时，看起来并没有那么强大。
Man #10: After all, a class-c hero 人 #10: 毕竟，也不过是个 C 级英雄
took it out with a single punch. 一拳就把它解决了。
What's that say about the heroes it beat? 这对它击败的英雄来说意味着什么？
They may call themselves class a or class s, 他们可能自称为 A 级或 S 级，
but it seems like their titles don't mean a thing. 但看来他们的头衔毫无意义。
Man #12: Stop it! Enough of that! 男人 #12: 住手！够了！
Those guys risked their lives for us! 他们为了我们冒着生命危险！
Man #10: Risked their lives? 男人 #10: 冒着生命危险？
Come on! Anyone can do that, 来吧！谁都能做到这一点，
but a hero has to beat monsters. 但一个英雄必须战胜怪物。
Meh. Guess it all ended up well this time, so whatever. 哼。看来这次结果还不错，就这样吧。
But I think it's more than a little annoying 但我觉得这更让人有点恼火
when people who are really just average Joes 当那些其实只是普通人的人
show up and try to save you. 出现并试图拯救你时。
If you're gonna call yourself a hero-- 如果你要称自己为英雄——
man #13: Shut your fat mouth, you smug punk! 小子 #13: 闭上你的臭嘴，你这个自以为是的小子！
Man #10: Relax! Why are you getting mad at me?! 男人 #10: 放轻松！你干嘛对我发火？！
The hero association's funded from our donations, right? 英雄协会是用我们的捐款资助的，对吧？
As long as we're the ones paying for it, 只要是我们在支付这些费用，
those clowns had better protect us. 那些小丑最好保护我们。
The fact of the matter 事实是
is that bald guy pretty much took care of it all by himself, 那个秃头家伙几乎全靠自己解决了这些事情，
so in the end, all those other guys died for nothing. 所以最后，那些其他家伙白白牺牲了。
Anyone can come up with a way to buy a little extra time. 任何人都可以想出一个方法来争取一点额外的时间。
When you get right down to it, 说到底，
the other "heroes" didn't do anything heroic at all. 其他“英雄”根本没有做任何英勇的事情。
Man #13: I said shut up! 人 #13: 我说闭嘴！
Man #12: We were all saved. Just leave it at that. 男人 #12: 我们都获救了。就这么简单。
Woman #2: Exactly! 女人 #2: 正是如此！
Today's my lucky day! 今天是我的幸运日！
The other heroes wore the monster down, 其他英雄把怪物耗尽了，
so beating it was child's play, a piece of cake! 所以打败它就像小孩般简单，轻而易举！
Good thing I was late. 幸运的是我来得晚。
I barely did anything, and now I get to take all the credit. 我几乎没做什么，现在却要我来承担所有的荣誉。
Hey! Go spread the word about this, all of you! 嘿！你们都去传达这个消息吧！
I'm the one who finished the monster off! It was me! 是我把那个怪物解决掉的！是我！
If anyone says the only reason I won 如果有人说我赢的唯一原因
is because I got here late, I'll kick your ass! 是因为我来晚了，我就揍你！
Man #14: What's he talking about? 男人 #14: 他在说什么？
Man #15: The monster was already weak? 男人 #15：那个怪物已经很弱了吗？
Man #16: Huh? 男人 #16：嗯？
Hang on. That's saitama! 等一下。那是琦玉！
Man #17: Saitama? 男人 #17: 埼玉？
Man #16: Yeah. Heard of him? 男人 #16: 是啊。听说过他吗？
He's the hero from city z that everyone calls a cheat. 他是城市 Z 的英雄，每个人都说他是个作弊者。
Man #17: What? A cheat? 男人 #17: 什么？作弊？
Man #18: I know that guy. He appeared out of nowhere 男人 #18: 我认识那个家伙。他突然出现
and climbed up the ranks super fast. 然后迅速晋升。
Man #16: Yeah, pretty fishy. 男子#16：是啊，挺可疑的。
Saitama: Hey, you guys, 埼玉：喂，你们，
gonna need you to look after the fallen heroes, okay? 需要你们照顾一下倒下的英雄，明白吗？
'Cause if they up and die on me, '因为如果他们突然去世了，'
how am I gonna cash in on their work? '我该如何利用他们的成果？'
Man #9: Man, what a dirtbag. '伙计 #9：真是个混蛋。'
Man #2: Whoa, he is a cheat. 男人#2：哇，他是个骗子。
Man #3: So he's just taking the credit? 男人#3：那他只是在抢功劳吗？
Man #9: Compared to him, 男人#9：与他相比，
those other guys seem a little more heroic. 其他那些家伙似乎显得更加英雄。
Man #2: Where would we be right now 男人 #2：我们现在会在哪里呢
if the other heroes hadn't fought? 如果其他英雄没有战斗过的话？
They saved us! 他们救了我们！
Man #3: Yeah, I feel so grateful 男人 #3：是的，我感到非常感激
to every last one of them. 对他们每一个人。
Master saitama, 埼玉老师，
is this really what you want? 这真的是你想要的吗？
Saitama: Hey, it stopped raining. 埼玉：嘿，雨停了。
Genos: If this is the path you choose to walk, 杰诺斯：如果这是你选择走的路，
I promise I will not interfere. 我承诺我不会干涉。
But in the future, if the day comes 但在未来，如果那一天来临，
that you are ever caught out by this, 你是否曾经被这个抓住过，
at that moment, I will-- 在那一刻，我将会--
saitama: Hey... 埼玉：嘿...
There's one more. 还有一个。
Hmm. 嗯。
Someone's thanking me. 有人感谢我。
Genos: Then it must be from somebody you saved, master. 杰诺斯：那一定是你救过的人，老师。
Saitama: I see. Any left? 埼玉：我明白了。还有剩下的吗？
Genos: Oh, there is one from the hero association. 杰诺斯：哦，英雄协会还有一个。
Saitama: What? Really? 埼玉：什么？真的？
Are they firing me? 他们是在解雇我吗？
Fine. Let me see. 好吧。让我看看。
Wait. What's this? 等一下。这是什么？
I'm class c, rank one? 我是 C级，第一名？
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so what's the deal? 那这有什么关系呢？
Why'd you call me in? 你叫我来是为什么？
Interviewer: When you listed yourself with the hero registry, 采访者：当你在英雄注册中登记时，
you were given the association handbook. 你收到了协会手册。
Interviewer #2: Haven't you read it? 采访者 #2：你没看过吗？
It clearly lists each one of our rules and regulations. 它清楚地列出了我们的每一条规则和规定。
Saitama: Yeah, I guess I've got it somewhere. 埼玉：嗯，我想我在某个地方有。
Interviewer #1: No matter. 面试官#1：没关系。
Congratulations on attaining rank one in class c. 恭喜你在 C级获得第一名。
Saitama: Huh? Oh, I get it. 埼玉：哈？哦，我明白了。
You guys decide the rankings. 你们来决定排名吧。
It's all up to you, right? 这一切都取决于你，对吧？
Interviewer #1: Well, there are actually more members 面试官 #1: 实际上，评审委员会还有更多成员
on the review board, but the four of us here today 但今天在这里的只有我们四个人
will be handling your interview. 将处理你的面试。
Saitama: What interview? 埼玉：什么面试？
Interviewer #1: The top-ranking class-c hero 面试官 #1：顶级的 C 级英雄
is given the opportunity and option 获得了机会和选择
to be promoted to class b. 被提升到 B级。
However, if you wish to remain in class c, 然而，如果你希望留在 C级，
that's fine as well. 也没关系。
Interviewer #2: How about it, Mr. Saitama? 采访者 #2：您觉得怎么样，埼玉先生？
Do you want to move up? 想晋升吗？
Although, if you do, 不过，如果你这样做的话，
you'll be ranked at the very bottom again. 你又会排在最底部。
Saitama: Well, either way is fine, 埼玉：那么，两者都可以，
but I suppose moving up would be pretty cool. 不过我想往上走应该会很酷。
That way, there'll be no more of the weekly quota stuff. 这样就不再有每周配额的烦恼了。
And besides that, I can't stick to class c forever 而且，我总不能永远待在 C级。
with genos in class s. 在 S级和杰诺斯一起。
Interviewer #1: I see. So you're wanting a promotion. 面试官#1：我明白了。所以你想要晋升。
Interviewer #3: First, we'll need you 面试官#3：首先，我们需要你
to answer some questions 回答一些问题
and undergo a psychiatric analysis. 并接受精神分析。
Executive: So that's saitama, 高管：所以那就是埼玉，
the one who finished off the deep sea king. Hmm. 那个干掉深海王的人。嗯。
Executive #2: What do you think? Some say he's a fraud. 执行官 #2: 你觉得怎么样？有人说他是个骗子。
Executive #1: He set new overall records in the fitness exam, 执行官 #1: 他在体能考试中创造了新的总体记录，
so his physical ability is far from fraudulent. 所以他的身体能力远非欺诈。
Executive #3: Interesting. 执行官#3：有趣。
Well, if you want to believe the rumor mill, 好吧，如果你想相信谣言，
he cheated on the written exams, too. 他在书面考试中也作弊了。
Worker: Rumors are just rumors. 工作人员：谣言只是谣言。
It doesn't make much sense 这并没有太多意义
to have any doubts about him at this point. 在这个时候对他有任何怀疑。
The situation before us is that he's wanting to move up. 眼前的情况是他想要晋升。
For the time being, why not let him do so? 暂时，为什么不让他这样做呢？
If he's for real, he'll make it in class b. 如果他是真心的，他会在 B级成功的。
- Executive #2: Hmm. - Executive #1: I see. - 执行官 #2: 嗯。 - 执行官 #1: 我明白了。
And if he's a fake, he'll soon regret making that choice. 如果他是个假货，他很快会后悔做出那个选择。
That young man is entering a cruel and callous world. 那个年轻人正走入一个残酷而冷漠的世界。
Worker: When the time comes, we'll know what to do. 工作人员：到时候，我们就知道该怎么办了。
Amai mask: Promotion to class b? 阿麦面具：晋升到 B 级？
Heh. You really interrupted my filming for this? 哈。你真的是为了这个打断我的拍摄？
It's not something that needs my attention. 这不需要我的关注。
Supervisor: I understand, 主管：我明白，
but this is a verdict for the executive-- 但这是对执行层的裁决——
amai mask: Listen to me. amai mask: 听我说。
I don't want to be involved in every decision, 我不想参与每一个决策，
just the ones regarding heroes class a and above, 只想参与关于 A 级及以上英雄的决定，
since they have an impact on society. 因为它们对社会有影响。
As a hero in the same class, if they're inadequate, 作为同一阶层的英雄，如果他们不够优秀，
it ends up hurting my image, too, 这最终也会伤害我的形象，
especially this last incident. 尤其是最后这个事件。
It was absolutely appalling. 这实在令人震惊。
Surely you must agree? 你一定同意吧？
Supervisor: Speaking of social impact, 主管：谈到社会影响，
the hero now wanting to move up the ranks 这位现在想要晋升的英雄
is the very same man who finished off the deep sea king. 正是那个击败深海王的男人。
Amai mask: Hmph. 阿美面具: 哼。
Puri-puri prisoner: Why the sour pusses, kittens? 皮里皮里囚犯: 小猫们为什么一副臭脸？
Both: Huh? 两人：哈？
Puri-puri prisoner: It doesn't show off those cute faces! 皮里皮里囚犯: 这并没有展现出你们可爱的面孔！
- Stinger: It's you! - Lightning Max: No way! - 斯汀格：是你！ - 闪电马克斯：不可能！
I thought you were in prison! 我以为你在监狱里！
Puri-puri prisoner: I escaped just to see you two! 性感囚犯：我逃出来就是为了见你们两个！
Now time for your angel shots! 现在是你们喝天使酒的时间了！
Puri-puri prisoner: Come back, you guys! 纯纯的囚犯：你们给我回来！
You need your injections! 你们需要打针！
Eh? 啊？
Saitama: So I'm class b now. 埼玉：所以我现在是 B 级了。
All those tests sure took long enough. 那些测试真是花了我不少时间。
Meh, it's not like I had to be somewhere. 嗯，我又不是真的有事要去的。
Oh. 哦。
Something smells good. 有什么好闻的味道。
Owner: Welcome. 店主：欢迎。
Saitama: The house special, please. 埼玉：请给我这个店的招牌菜。
Owner: You got it. 店主：你说得对。
Mumen rider: Care for a drink? 骑士：想喝一杯吗？
Saitama: Huh? 埼玉：嗯？
Mumen rider: If you're not drinking, 骑士：如果你不喝的话，
let me buy your food. 让我给你买食物。
Saitama: What for? 埼玉：为什么？
- Mumen rider: Heh. For that. - Saitama: Huh? - 幕面骑士：嘿。为了那个。 - 埼玉：嗯？
Mumen rider: You were at the association. 暮门骑士：你在协会。
Think we should celebrate your promotion. 我们应该庆祝你的晋升。
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saitama: Thanks. 埼玉：谢谢。
I appreciate the ride. 我很感谢这辆车。
Should I walk? 我该走路吗？
Mumen rider: No, it's okay. 骑士：不，没关系。
I can handle it just fine. 我可以应付得很好。
Hey, are you scared? 嘿，你害怕吗？
- Saitama: Hmm? - Mumen rider: You got separated - 埼玉：嗯？ - 无证骑士：你们走散了
from your friend, didn't you, genos, class s? 来自你的朋友，不是吗，杰诺斯，S 级？
Saitama: Mm-hmm. 埼玉：嗯嗯。
Mumen rider: The enemy is threat level demon, 无证骑士：敌人是恶魔级威胁，
a monster so formidable 一只如此强大的怪物
that even if all the s-class and b-class heroes 即使所有的 S 级和 B 级英雄
ganged up on him, they'd still lose, 联手对付他，他们仍然会失败，
so if you wanna run... 所以如果你想跑...
Saitama: Are you class s, too? 埼玉：你也是 S 级吗？
Mumen rider: No, I'm class c. 无证骑士：不，我是 C 级。
It's all right. Go ahead, and laugh if you want to. 没关系。想笑就笑吧。
Saitama: Why would I laugh at that? 埼玉：我为什么要笑那种事？
It's pretty tough having to try and make 要努力去做这件事真的很困难。
those weekly quotas for us class cs, isn't it? 那些每周的配额是给我们计算机科学班的，不是吗？
You're a pretty funny guy. You know that? 你是个挺有趣的人。你知道吗？
Saitama: Hmm? 埼玉：嗯？
Mumen rider: The name's mumen rider, 无证骑士：我的名字是无证骑士，
and I'm a hero, like you. 我也是个英雄，像你一样。
Uh, hey! Watch it! 哦，嘿！小心点！
Oh! You're that guy! 哦！你就是那个家伙！
Mumen rider: I've been on the lookout for you. 无证骑士：我一直在等你。
I couldn't say everything in my letter. 我在信中不能说一切。
I see. 我明白了。
Maybe some mozuku then? 那也许来点墨鱼海藻？
Mumen rider: Hey, give us your best mozuku! 无证骑士：嘿，给我们你最好的海藻！
Owner: Comin' right up. 店主：马上就来。
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it's coming, coming! 来了，来了！
Assistant: Madame shibabawa, what is it? What's wrong? 助理：什巴巴女士，怎么了？发生了什么事？
Shibabawa: A violent catastrophe looms over our future! 希巴巴瓦：一个暴力灾难正在我们未来的边缘逼近！
Assistant: Madame shibabawa, get a hold of yourself! 助手：希巴巴瓦女士，请冷静下来！
Please, you-- 请，你--
shibabawa: This is the end! I've seen it! shibabawa: 这就是终结！我见到它了！
The--the earth is doomed! 地球--地球注定要毁灭了！