"Once in every nighttime, someone comes around." 从前 有东西在晚上出没
- "I'm coming to get you." - No. 我来抓你了 不
"There's someone that makes sleeping difficult." 它扰乱别人的睡眠
"Cassie." 卡西
"I'm coming." 我来了
Who's there? 谁在那?
- "The Tickle Monster." - No. 瘙痒怪物 不是
"That's right, Sylvester Stallone is the Tickle Monster." 是的 西尔维斯史泰龙 是瘙痒怪物
"I'm gonna tickle you." 我来骚痒你了
"What?" "I'm gonna tickle you." 什么？ 我来骚痒你了
"What?" "I'm gonna tickle you!" 什么？ 我来骚痒你了
Daddy, help. 爸爸 救命
I'm here, Cassie. Unhand my daughter, Tickle Monster. 我来了 卡西 放开我女儿 瘙痒怪物
Oh, hand-to-hand. 肉搏中
- Look, over there. - Go, Daddy, go. 看那边 上 爸爸 上
"Oh, dear." 亲爱的
- Is she still up? - Yeah. 她还没睡？ 是的
Yeah, I just gave her a warm bath... 我刚刚给她淋浴
...and now she's more wide-awake than I am. 现在比我精神多了
She won't be so sharp for her big meeting tomorrow. 明天集会时她就不会这么精神了
- Good night, sweetie. - Night, Mommy. 晚安 甜心 晚安 妈咪
Well, if I can get Carl to sleep in the next 10 minutes... 嗯 就算我能让卡尔十分钟内睡着
...you might still have a shot tonight. - Use a mallet if you have to. 今晚你依然还有的忙 如果需要的话用棒槌
- Daddy? - Yeah, baby? 爸爸? 什么事 宝贝?
I'm never gonna get married. 我永远也不结婚
Why not? It's not as bad as it looks. 为什么不?它并不像看起来那样糟
Because I always want to live here with you. 因为我想永远都和你一起住这里
Well, you know, one day, you're gonna grow up... 你知道 总有一天 你会长大的
...meet a wonderful guy, and you're gonna get married. 找到一个出色的男孩子 然后你们会结婚
But you and I will always be best friends. 不过我们两个 永远都会是最好的朋友
Good night, Cassie. 晚安 卡西
Dad, could you be any more of a dork? 老爸 你还能比这再愚蠢些吗?
Cassie, you know where this girl lives or you just think you know? 卡西 你真知道她住哪 还是自认为知道？
I know where, I just know one way to get there. 我知道在哪 我只知道一条去那的路
- And you refuse to go that way. - Because it's a stupid way. 你拒绝走那条路 因为那是条愚蠢的路
- Lf you consider getting there stupid. - Why don't you use the navigation? 你认为走那条路愚蠢的话 你为什么不用导航器？
Because Sacajawea back there doesn't know the name of the street. 因为你那坐在后椅的女儿 不知道那条街的名字
She knows it as "the one next to the one with the fountain." 她只知道 那家在有喷泉的那家后面
Hey, Dad, Cassie just gave you the finger. 嘿 老爸 卡西比划你
If we don't find this house in two minutes... 如果两分钟内我们找不到房子
- There it is. - Okay, honey... 在那 好的 亲爱的
...hurry up, go get your friend. 快去 接你朋友
- Jerk. - I heard that. 蠢货 我听到了
Good. 很好
- Where are they? - She just left. 我们在哪？ 她刚走
Okay. 好吧
Which friend is this, the nice one? 这个朋友是哪一个？ 那个正派的？
You used to know all her friends. 你曾经了解她所有的朋友
- You were funny and charming. - Well, she's 15. 那时你有趣又迷人 好吧 她15岁了
She doesn't want me to be charming. She finds it creepy. 她不想我那样了 她对那反感了
Oh, no. 不
It's the too-nice one. 那个太“正派”的
Hi, thanks for inviting me. 嗨 谢谢邀请我
Any friend of Cassie's is always welcome. 我们欢迎卡西的所有朋友
We're a little late. 我们有点晚
Remember, congratulate Todd on the Alpine soda merger... 记住 祝贺托德关于“阿尔卑斯苏打”合并
...tell him the house looks great, work in his outfit. 跟他说房子不错
- Maybe he smells nice. - Lick his face? 他可能闻起来很好 舔他脸吗？
No, don't touch him. Don't shake his hand. 不 别碰他 别跟他握手
- Oh, right, Mr. Stupid-Germ-Phobia. - Yeah. 好吧 “傻冒的细菌传染恐怖”先生 对
There they are, old Bob Bobcat. 他们来了 老山猫 鲍伯
- Teabag. - Hi, Todd. 茶袋 嗨 托德
Hi. Hi. 嗨 嗨
Well, congratulations on Alpine soda. 祝贺你的“阿尔卑斯苏达”
- Bob said you'd do it. - Yeah. 鲍伯说你会的 是的
God, Jamie, if my ex-wife looked as good as you... 天那 杰米 如果我前妻和你一样好看
...l'd still be in the middle of a horrible marriage. 我现在仍会处在那恐怖的婚姻中
Thank you, Todd. What a lovely compliment. 谢谢你托德 多么可爱的称赞
Oh, there's Laird. 那是 莱尔德
Laird. 莱尔德
- So that's the young hotshot? - Yeah. 那个自傲的年轻人? 是的
Harvard M.B.A. We're planning to kill him. 哈佛 M.B.A. 我们计划杀了他
Do you want in? 你想加入吗？
- Cassie. - There he is. 卡西 他在那
Laird. You know what'd be great? You going to get me shrimp. 莱尔德 你知道怎么做才好吗 你给我去拿小虾
I'm not joking. 我没开玩笑
Cass, go say hi to Todd. 卡西 跟托德打招呼
- What for? - He likes you. I'll give you 20 bucks. 为什么？ 他喜欢你 我给你20块
Can I come? I read all about him online. 我能去吗？ 我在网上读篇了关于他的东西
Okay. 好的
Okay. 好吧
Hi, Mr. Mallory. Good to see you again. 嗨 马络里先生 高兴见到你
- Oh, Cassie Munro. - Little Cassie? 卡西 芒罗 小卡西?
Wow, you turned into quite the young lady. 哇 你变得这么有女人味了
This is my friend, Gretchen. 这是我朋友 格雷琴
- Hi, Gretch. - Hi. 嗨 格雷琴 嗨
Aren't you the one who got Pure Vibe sodas into the schools? 你就是那个让“纯正感应”苏打 充满学校的家伙?
That was me. Cassie's dad helped, he's head of Corporate Relations... 是我 卡西的老爸帮了不少忙 他是社团关系部主管...
...but I am el presidente. 不过我是会长
Wow, so you're, like, personally responsible... 哇 所以应该是你
...for destroying the health of millions of children. 对摧毁百万儿童的健康负责了
- Gretchen. - I probably wouldn't put it that way. 格雷琴 我应该不会那么样想
Obesity, diabetes, cholesterol. 肥胖 糖尿病 胆固醇
The fat of our youth is on your hands. Wallow in it. 我们年轻人的脂肪都恩赐于你 享受它吧
Thank you, I had a very nice time. 谢谢你 我玩得很愉快
Keep it real. 尽兴
Don't. 不要
Yo, homeslice, can you chill on the def jam? 喂 房子要炸了 你不能小声些?
You're boiling my vibe. 你扰乱了我的节奏
Respect. 尊重
Cass, can we talk? 卡西 我们能谈谈吗？
- God, what? - Nothing. My bad. 上帝啊 什么？ 没什么 我的错
Father evil. Forgot that. 父亲邪恶 算了
How you doing, are you all right? 你怎么样 还好吗？
- No, not really. - Why don't you get that skin peel? 不太好 为什么不脱掉那件外衣？
Feels like that. Cassie was so abrasive... 想啊 卡西太粗暴了
Oh, Bob just came in. Let me call you back. My sister. 鲍伯刚进来 等我给你打 姐妹
- Did you talk to Cassie? - Yeah, I tried. 你跟卡西谈了没？ 我试过
Still bleeding a little bit. 还在伤心呢
She didn't know Gretchen was gonna do that. 她不知道格雷琴会那样做
She didn't know her friend was gonna throw a vat of schmaltz on my boss. 她不知道她朋友会将一瓶液油扔向我老板
Wine or martini? 葡萄酒还是马提尼酒?
- Both, with a Prozac back. - Okay. 都要 百忧解 好的
Remember when it used to be "Daddy's home"? Now nothing. 还记得以前的 “爸爸在家吗？” 现在什么也没有
We watch TV in four separate rooms... 我们在四个房间看电视...
...and we IM each other when dinner's ready. 晚饭准备好了 我们 彼此
Well, then let's change things. 来吧 我们改变一下
Let's start while we're in Hawaii. 让我们在夏威夷开始改变
No laptop, no BlackBerry, no business calls. 没有笔记本 没有黑莓 没有生意电话
- Let's really go. - No what? 我们真的去 什么？
You're not gonna see them for the rest of the summer. 在夏天剩下的日子中 你就不会看到他们了
- Carl's got camp... - Yeah. - 卡尔参加夏令营 - 对
Cassie's got college prep in Palo Alto, I know. 卡西要参加大学预备学习 我知道
That's right, and they leave the day after we get back. 那很好 他们回来前都不会在家
It'll be the same in Hawaii. They'll only call us when they need money. 在夏威夷也一样 当他们需要钱时就会打电话
Well, I'm glad we're going. And don't worry so much about work. 我很高兴我们要去 不要太担心工作
Todd loves you. You're indispensable. 托德 喜欢你 你是不可或缺的
I'm afraid not. 恐怕不是
I think Laird's gonna get my job. He's younger, smarter, cheaper. 我担心莱尔德会取代我 他更年轻 更聪明 更便宜
What did you say? 你说什么？
Nothing. 没什么
Here you go. 给你
To true love. 为真爱
- Hawaii's gonna be great. - Yeah. 夏威夷会很棒的 是的
You gotta cancel Hawaii. 你得取消夏威夷计划
- Why? - We hit a snag in the Alpine merger. 为什么？ 阿尔卑斯合并中遇到点问题
- Since yesterday? - One brother got seller's remorse. 从昨天开始的？ 一个人收到售货者的忏悔书
- Garry. - Larry. 格里？ 拉里
Garry's still for it. Show him some money... 格里仍在要求 给他点钱
...he'll quack like a duck. Larry's nervous. 他会高兴的嘎嘎叫 拉里不好办
If I tell my wife we're not going to Hawaii, bury me ass-up. 如果我跟我妻子说不去夏威夷了 她把我活埋了
You have a place to park your bike. 你有地方去
- Bob. - Todd. 鲍伯 托德
Bob. Bob, this crisis has actually saved your job. 鲍伯 鲍伯 这危机实际上挽救了你的工作
- Really? - After yesterday... 怎么说? 自从昨天
...I figured I gotta fire you to maintain some respect around here. 我发现 为了保持这的尊严 我得炒了你
But in light of this Alpine thing... 不过出现阿尔卑斯那件事
...I still need you. - Bless you, Todd. 我还需要你 保佑你 托德
I gotta run out there and make a presentation. 我得离开这 去做一份报告
I can write the presentation in Hawaii and zap it to you. 我可以在夏威夷写报告 然后传给你
Laird can write me a presentation. If I tell him to, he'll live in the office. 莱尔德 可以给我写 如果我想 他都会住在办公室
He'll shower in the damn water cooler. 他会在那该死的冷却器里洗澡
But you've got one thing he hasn't got. 但是 你有样他没有的东西
- A soul. - No, you're good in a meeting. 灵魂 你擅长会议
You've got the chutzpah. 你比较厚脸皮
So I want you to write that presentation... 所以我想要你在这写报告
...and I need you at the meeting to put this thing over. 并且在会议上把事情搞定
- Yeah. - So no Hawaii. 是 所以 没有夏威夷
- No. - Boulder, Colorado, Friday. 不 博尔德 科罗拉多州 星期五
Just move your Hawaii dates. 改变一下夏威夷的日程
The kids are booked the rest of the summer. 其余时间孩子们都有事情
- You have to go to Boulder. - Agreed. 你必须去 博尔德 同意
I want you to know, after the divorce, I'm coming after Jamie hard. 我想要你知道 离婚后我就在狠追几米
Bring jewelry. 用珠宝
Hey, if you get Jamie, can I have Elaine? 嘿 如果你追到几米 我可以追依莱恩吗?
- You want Elaine? - Better than nothing. 你想要 依莱恩? 比没有强
Trust me, it's not better. 相信我 不见得强
Elaine is still mad at me for taking that vacation last year. 依莱恩至今因为去年的渡假生我气
Figures that's why I didn't get that promotion. 说那就是我得不到晋升的原因
- Oh, the RV trip. - RV trip? 娱乐车旅行 娱乐车旅行？
Oh, the famous RV trip. Oh, can we see the pictures again? 著名的娱乐车旅行 能再看下照片吗？
Wait a minute, wait a minute. Nobody move. 等一下 等一下 都别动
Did you rent that RV? 你租的那辆娱乐车?
Mom, some idiot just parked this ugly RV outside our house. 妈 有个白痴把一辆丑陋的娱乐车 停在我们家门口
What? 什么？
Oh, my God, it's your husband. 天那 那是你老公
- Oh, hi. - What is that? 嗨 那是什么
- It's an RV. - And why is it in front of our house? 一辆娱乐车 为什么在我们家门前？
- We're taking it on vacation. - To Hawaii? 我们用它去度假 去夏威夷？
- No, it doesn't float. Colorado. - What happened to Hawaii? 不 它不能漂浮. 科罗拉多州 夏威夷怎么了？
Come on, Hawaii's a winter destination. It's summer. 少来了 夏威夷是冬天去的地方 现在是夏天
The place I'm taking you is special, and not like Uncle Mike. 我带你们很特别的地方 不像你麦克叔叔
It's Lake Nirvana, where I went with my parents as a kid. 涅盘湖 我小时候和父母一起去的地方
Is he being funny? Because I can never tell. 他在搞笑吗？ 我一点不觉好笑
Oh, come on. You've always wanted to camp, right? 来吧 你一直都想野营 对吧？
This is what he came up with to punish me for Gretchen. 这就是他用来惩罚我的方法
I was gonna surf. Nice one, Dad. Thanks. 我要去的是冲浪 你厉害 老爸 谢谢
The hotel in Hawaii has a weight room. 夏威夷的旅馆有举重室
Doesn't anybody respect my lifting schedule? 没人尊重我的举重日程吗？
We're not campers. We don't camp. 我们不是露营者 我们不去露营
- Why not? - Why...? Why not? 为什么不？ 为什么不？
- For one thing, we like to shower. - Well, it's got a shower. 其一 我们要淋浴 好的 那有淋浴
You and I will go out right now and take a shower. 我们现在就出去洗澡
Bob, do you know where you stay when you take an RV trip? 鲍伯你知道在“娱乐车旅行”中 我们呆在哪吗？
- Where? - RV camps. 哪里？ 娱乐车里.
Honey, try to remember, we're not friendly. 亲爱的 想想我们不友好的时候
In Hawaii, we'll never see the kids. 在夏威夷 我们就看不到孩子们了
This way, we can spend time with them. 这样 我们可以和他们一起
You need to spend time with them. 你需要和他们一起?
I spend nine hours a day with them. And I want Hawaii. 我每天和他们一起九个小时 我想去夏威夷
All right, we'll go to Hawaii. 好吧 我们去夏威夷
At Christmas. Then it will just be us and a lot of Jewish people. 圣诞节的时候 那是只有我们和许多犹太人
- We'll have all the ham to ourselves. - I'll have to cook. 我们将享用所有的火腿 我将来做饭
No, you won't, because I'll cook every night, every meal. 不 你不用 我会每晚做 每顿饭
We were gonna take naps. Hotel room, afternoon... 我们需要小睡 旅馆里 下午...
...lock-the-door naps. - Oh, the good naps. 关门小睡 不错的小睡
- How are we gonna do that in an RV? - I'll drive slowly. 在娱乐车里 我们怎么做这些？ 我会慢慢开
- I was gonna get a massage. - I'll give you a massage. 我要按摩 我给你按摩
You're gonna do all the cooking, give me massages. 你做所有的饭 并给我按摩
And spend time with the kids. 还有陪孩子们玩？
You got it. 没问题
Did you cancel our Hawaii trip because Todd told you to? 你取消夏威夷计划 是不是托德让你这么做的?
Did you volunteer us for some sort of experiment? 你是不是让我们做了什么实验自愿者?
The family travels around and drinks nothing but Pure Vibe soda... 家庭旅行并且只喝“纯净感应苏打”
...see if our teeth fall out? 看我们的牙能否掉光?
Honey, I'm running out of time with my kids. 亲爱的 我没多少时间 能和孩子们一起了
Come on, baby. Why don't you come out in the wilderness... 来吧 宝贝 为什么不到荒野玩玩呢
...with your big, brawny man? 和你强壮的大男人一起?
Don't make me call for my mail-order bride. 别让我再求我的老新娘了
Bob. 鲍伯
Here's something your genius husband probably overlooked. 有件事 你那天才老公可能没注意到
Four miles to the gallon? 1加仑4公里?
Gee, why don't we just stay home and set fire to an oil field. 为什么我们不呆在家里 直接朝油田放火
There's an elegant touch. 那文雅的修饰
Or we could just travel around in clown suits. 或者我们可以 穿着小丑服旅行
I spent the night with my head in the toilet. I'm sure it's contagious. 我整晚都在厕所里 我肯定它传染
All right, no more details. Just e-mail me the new proposal. 好的 不用再说了 e-mail通知我新计划就行了
- That's my couch. Move. - Make me. 这是我的沙发 一边去 赶走我
- This seat's better, anyway. - Whatever. 其实这个座更舒服 随便
Welcome aboard, everybody. Before we embark... 欢迎上车 在我们开动之前...
...I think we should give this beauty a name. Suggestions? 我想 我们该给这美丽的东西起个名字 有建议吗?
The Big Turd. 大粪团
The Big Rolling Turd. 滚动的大粪团
In that spirit, we set forth. 既然如此 我们出发
Make it so, Number One. 行动 大便
Honey, are you sure know how to...? 亲爱的 你确定你知道怎样....
- Honey? - Trust me, okay? 亲爱的? 相信我 好吗?
Thanks. 谢谢
Oh, my God. 天那
- Honey, honey. - What? 亲爱的 亲爱的 什么？
- Oh, tree. - Yeah, it's all right. 树 是的 没事的
Honey? 亲爱的？
Honey. Honey. 亲爱的 亲爱的
Oh, my God. 天那
- We're okay. - Honey. 我们没事的 亲爱的
Honey, tree! Tree! 亲爱的 树！ 树！
Honey, honey. 亲爱的 亲爱的
- Honey. - Okay. 亲爱的 好了
Anything else you want to hit? 你还想撞什么东西吗?
Do you want to go back? We missed the neighbor's cat. 你们想回去吗? 我们想邻居家的猫了
You are 31 hours from your destination. 你们离目的地11小时
- What's that? - RoadMate 700. 那是什么？ 马路朋友 700
- I call her "Lola." - Make a right in 100 feet. 我称她 洛拉 100英尺右拐
Thank you, Lola. 谢谢你 洛拉
She's accurate to within 10 feet. 她能精确到10英尺以内
- Go straight. - No, Lola says take a right. 直走 不 洛拉说右拐
- Well, mall traffic. Go straight. - Fifty feet. 直走 50英尺
- Yeah, but she said take a right. - Well, I'm telling you to go straight. 是 不过她说右拐 我跟你说直走
Twenty feet. 20英尺
- Choose. - Baby, please. 选择 宝贝 拜托
- Turn right. - Choose. 右拐 选择
- Dad! - Turn right. 爸！ 右拐
My bad. 我的错
- You are 30 hours and 59 minutes... - Turn her off. 你还有30小时59分... 关掉她
- From your destination. 到达目的地
Say, Dad, this is interesting. 看 老爸 这很有趣
"Unsecured items in an unlatched cabinet... “不安全条目”说没关好的壁橱居然是
...are a recipe for disaster." Didn't you read this? 灾难急救妙方？ 你没看过吗？
No, I was too busy thinking of all the ways we're gonna have fun. 没有 我太忙于去思考我们享乐的方法去了
Dad, somebody's stealing the RV. 爸 有人偷我们的娱乐车
No, Carl. Nobody's stealing it... 不 卡尔 不是有人偷
...it's rolling backwards with no one in it. ...他自己向后滚动
Oh, yeah. Well, my bad. 好吧 我的错
Yeah, well, yeah. 是 好的 对
- Thanks, Saul. - Irv. 谢谢 索尔 厄夫
- Irv. - Not "Saul." 厄夫 不是索尔
I don't know where I got Saul. 我不知道上哪找索尔
Well, thanks. 好吧 谢谢
- Good news. - I'm adopted? 好消息 我被收养了?
Good one. No, thanks to my technically proficient... 很好 不过不是 多亏我对技术的精通..
...and charmingly amusing description, Saul... ...以及聪明有趣的描述 索尔...
- Irv. - Irv, yeah. Irv the dealer... - 厄夫. - 厄夫 对 那个经销商
...said we damaged the parking-gear interlock and the emergency brake. 说我们把停车齿轮联锁和紧急刹车弄坏了
We had that little mishap, you know, when Mom distracted me... 我们有过那个小灾祸 你知道 在你妈扰乱我的时候...
...we were pulling out of the driveway? 我们从车道中拉出来?
But the driving brakes, the ones we use when we're moving... 驾驶刹车, 我们移动的时候用的那个...
...they're fine. They're not just fine, they're brilliant. ...没有问题 它们不仅没问题 它们还很出色
All we have to do is every time we park... 我们要做的就是 每次停车时..
...we have to put two big blocks under the rear wheel. ...我们得把两个垫块放到后轮下面
We'll be perfect. Thanks for the help. Okay, everybody, come on. 我们会完美. 多谢帮忙 好的 大家来吧
It'll be fun, let's go. Miles and smiles. 会很有趣的 我们走吧 微笑出发！
This is the worst I've ever been treated. 这是我遭遇过的最糟糕的事情
- Wait till you get married. - Thank you. 等到你结婚吧 谢谢
Everybody, let's get aboard the Big Rolling Turd. 让我们上车 滚动的大粪团
That was easy. 很简单的
Now what do we do? 我们现在做什么?
Hey, I know, let's go to the beach and go surfing. 嘿 我知道 我们去海边 然后去冲浪
Wait a minute, I forgot. We're not in Hawaii. 等一下 我忘了 我们不在夏威夷
We're where NASA faked the moon landing. 我们在 nasa做假登月的地方
Wait a minute. 等一下
Wait till you see this. It's called a "pop-out." 等你看到这个 它叫做 “展开”
Hold on. 等一下
Wow, where are you? 哇 你在哪？
- How cool is that? - Macarena cool. 那有多酷 - 非常之酷
Hey. 嘿
You guys want to see a movie? But where? 你们想看电影吗? 在哪?
Forgive my ignorance, but don't you need to hook up... 原谅我的无知 不过你不需要
...the Big Rolling Turd to the electricity for that? 把“滚动大粪团”通上电吗？
Yes, I do. 对
I gotta take a crap. Time to break in the pooper. 我得去大便 该是去打破巨浪的时候了
You are so disgusting. 你真令人厌恶
Dad! The toilet's backed up! 爸 马桶堆满了
Carl, what did you eat? 卡尔 你吃了什么
Dad, it's not mine. 爸 那不是我的
There's the problem, sewage tank is overflowing. 这有个问题 污水槽在溢出
And it's not even our sewage, it's leftover. 并不止是我们的污水 还有以前剩余的
It's not a national emergency. 这不是国家紧急状况
We'll go to where you dump the sewage... 我们得去倾倒污水的地方
...and we'll dump the dump. Come on, let's all go. 然后倾倒这些垃圾 来吧 我们走
As appealing as that sounds, I think I'm gonna pass. But thank you. 正如听起来那样吸引人 我就不去了 谢谢你
And don't forget, you're making dinner. 还有 别忘了准备正餐
Sure, I'd love to clean somebody else's crap out of the RV... 当然 你以为我喜欢清除别人的排泄物
...instead of being in Hawaii. 多过喜欢去夏威夷
Can I come? 我能去吗?
Not only can you come, you can dump the sewage. 你不仅可以来 还可以倾刀污水
- Really? - Yeah. 真的? 是的
It's gonna be a regular Field of Dreams moment, buddy. 我们去那实现常规梦想的地方
Piece of cake. 小菜一叠
- Gonna be a while, mister? - Oh, well, that depends. 要一段时间吗 先生？ 看情况了
If I can get this hose attached to this outlet... 如果我能把这个软管接到出口上
...l'll be right out of here. 很快就好了
- What's the dealie? - Guy needs to attach a hose. 什么致命问题? 这家伙需要接上软管
Doing it. 做啊
- What's up? - Trying to attach a hose. 怎么了？ 试着连接软管
- Fella here's trying to hook up a hose. - Maybe get on the loudspeaker. -伙计在这连接软管 可以用扩音器说
That there's the wrong hose. It's that there one. 那个软管不对 那边那个才对
- Yeah. - Yeah. 对 对
- It's got the coupling. - Right. 上面有个连接口 对
That one right there. 旁边的那个
- There you go. - Okay. 好的
You need another hose. 你还找另一根软管
Yeah, I guess, but... 我想是的 不过
It's long enough, but: 他足够长 只是
Gotta get one of them bayonet couplings. 需要找个有连接口的
- He hasn't got one. - He's got a Y-coupling right there. 他没有 他那边有个y型连接口的
Yeah, that'll do the trick. 对 那就解决问题了
Y-coupling? y型连接口?
A Y-coupling. y型连接口
That's the Y. Oh, I see. 那个是Y 我看到了
- One potato. - Alrighty. 一个洞 好的
Two potato. 两个洞
- Okay, wait, oh. - There we go. 好的 等一下 来吧
Listen, I'm no expert in waste management... 听着 在废物处理方面我可不是专家...
...but won't the fecal matter come out the top hole there? .但是 那些排泄物不会从上面的孔 溢出来吗？
No, you just gotta hold it up in the air like this: 不会 你得把他像这样抬着
There you go. Little bit higher. There you go. 好样的 再高点 好样的
- Oh, like that there. - There you go. 好 就那样 好样的
You sure this is gonna work? 你肯定这会管用？
Heck, yeah, man. It's basic hydraulics. 没错 伙计 这是基本的水利学
Okay, Archimedes. 好的 阿基米德
Hey, Joe Joe. 嘿 乔乔
- Okay. - Let her rip. 好的 全速流淌
Turn it off! 关掉她
- That sure didn't work. - No. 的确不好用 不
- We need a hose spreader. - Who's got one? 我们有个软管延长器 谁那有？
Gornicke, I think. I'll get it. Gornicke我想 我去拿
- I'll get some music. - Oh, no, please. 我去找点音乐 不要 拜托
And some of those tortilla chips. 再拿一些玉米粉条
- We got some leftover sausages. - Bring them. 我们还有些剩余的腊肠 带过来
No, you folks don't need to have a parade. I don't want to impose. 你们不需要这么夸张 我不想强求
Oh, no, no. 不 不
We are gonna get this fixed up for you, buddy. 我们会帮你搞定 老兄
Sausages. 腊肠
- Right here, you want one? - Yeah. 你要一个？ 是的
There we go. That'll work. 我们来了 这会管用
You sure this will hold? 你确定这个稳固？
Hey, man, why would they sell you a hose spreader... 嘿 伙计 如果这玩意不能延展软管
...if you couldn't spread the hose? 他们为什么要卖给你？
It's getting old. Come on. 这个老化了 来吧
Open it up, Joe Joe. 打开它 乔 乔
It's blocked. I'll flush the line. 它阻塞了 我去冲一下管道
- Hey, Dad. - Son. 嘿 老爸 儿子
Maybe now is the time to confess to you that... 或许 该是时候向你承认
...your dad's not the master of all things. 你老爸并不是什么都在行
I got that when you started taking advice from morons. 当你听从那些低能者的意见的时候 我就知道了
Yeah. All we need is a banjo. Yeah. All we need is a banjo.
Oh, man. He didn't even open it up all the way. Oh, man. 他根本就没有全部打开
- See? No worries. - Yup. 看到了吗? 别担心 是的
- Hello. - Bob. 你好 鲍伯
Hey, Todd. Yeah, I'm still pretty sick. 嘿 托德. 对 我病情仍然很严重
- Where's my presentation? - Presentation? 我的报告呢? 报告?
It's the best work I've done, not to toot my own horn... 那是我完成的最好的工作 不是我自己吹嘘...
- Yeah, you'll have it Thursday morning. - Thursday? 星期四早上你就会拿到 星期四？
No, that's not soon enough. Tomorrow will be great. 不 那晚了 明天不错
Oh, I gotta go. 我得挂了
Oh, dude, that is nasty. 老兄 那很脏
Don't worry, I'll get another hose. 别担心 我会再给你条软管
Fire in the hole! 我开火了
Here's where you made your critical mistake. 这就是你犯严重错误的地方
You listened to anything Howie and Joe Joe said. 你听从了豪依和乔乔跟你说的
Nice boys, but they're a couple pliers short of a tool chest. 好男孩 它们就是俩老虎钳，还称不上工具箱
They're not the ones covered in fecal matter. 他们没被排泄物浇到
That's a good point. 你提的很好
Travis Gornicke. 特拉维斯 高尼克
Bob Munro. 鲍伯 芒罗
Yeah, let's postpone that handshake... 好的 我们推迟握手的时间
...till we get you cleaned up. - Yeah. 到我们那你弄干净时再说 好吧
You're clean enough to use your own shower, Bob. 你足够干净了 可以自己洗了 鲍伯.
The vehicle's all cleaned up, Daddy. 车也洗干净了 爸爸
- Oh, nice work, son. - Thank you, boys. 做得好 儿子 谢谢你 孩子
- You're welcome. - No problem, Mr. Munro. 不客气 没问题 芒罗先生
- Look, can I offer you a... - No, Bob, wouldn't think of it. 我能给你提供... 不 鲍伯 没想过那
- We're neighbors. - Mom wants to know... 我们是邻居 妈妈想知道
What happened to you? 你怎么了?
He was covered in turd. 他被大粪掩埋了
Oh, I know the feeling. 我知道那感觉
Mom wants to know when you're cooking dinner. 妈妈想知道 你什么时候去做饭
You tell your mother when I'm good and ready, that's when. 你告诉你妈 当我准备好了的时候
- I'll tell her. - Tell her I'm good and ready. 我会告诉她的 告诉她我准备好了
Well, thanks. 好的 谢谢
Hey, pleasure hosing you down, Bob. 嘿 高兴招待你 鲍伯
- Ditto. - Why can't they have dinner with us? 我也是 为什么他们不能还我们一起用餐？
You know, aside from the stink, I don't see why not. 你知道 除了那臭气外 我也不知道了
Why don't you come on over? Tuesday's meatloaf. 你们过来怎么样？ 星期四 meatloaf.
Then afterwards, we can sit around and watch Ernest Goes to Jail. 在那之后 我们可以坐着 一起观看 Ernest Goes to Jail
- It is funny. - Well, it's a classic. 那很有趣 对 那是名著
- Yeah, we'll make a whole night of it. - I wish I could. 我们可以整晚玩乐 我希望我能
I promised my family I'd make my special dish... 但是 我向家人许诺过 要为他们准备特别晚餐..
...shish kebob. - Oh, that's good. ...shish ke鲍伯. 那太棒了
- Well, another time, then. - Yeah, try to keep me away. 好吧 别的时间吧 好的 离我远点
Okay. 好的
Carl! 卡尔!
- Honey, how's it going? - Great, baby. 亲爱的 那怎么样了？ 很好 宝贝
Okay, well, how long? Because we're starving. 好吧 要多久？宝贝 我们都饿了
Four hours. Maybe longer if you keep asking. 四个小时 你们继续要的话 还会久点
- What? - It's a small oven... 什么？ 烤箱很小
...and I'm having to do the potatoes with a hair dryer set on "high." 我还要边做着土豆 边把吹发器开刀快档
Hey, who wants to go to a party? 嘿 谁想去参加聚会？
- Here we are. Hope we're not late. - No! 我们来了 希望没迟到 不！
- Well, Bob said we were invited. - Yeah. 鲍伯 说我们被邀请了 是的
- Of course you were. - Then here we are. 当然 那么 我们来了
- We're hungry. - All right! 我们饿了 好的
- Mary Jo, our company's here. - What company? 玛丽 乔 我们客人来了 什么客人？
The ones that are close enough to hear you yelling, darling. 离的很近 足够听到你喊叫的那个 亲爱的
- Well, hi. - Hi. 嗨 嗨
Honey, help me. 亲爱的 帮我
- I've got you here, darling. - Here you go. 我接到你了 亲爱的 你来了
Let's see. Earl and Billy you met. 我们来看 厄尔和比利 你见过了
- Hi, I'm Earl. - And I'm not. 嘿 我是厄尔 我不是
My wife, Mary Jo, and my daughter, Moon. 我老婆 玛丽 乔, 我女儿 月亮
Hey, y'all. 嘿 大家们
Well, Moon, that's kind of a hippie name, like Moon, Rainbow, Bong. 月亮 像个嬉皮士名字 月亮 彩虹 烟枪
She was named after Warren Moon. 她是以 warren Moon命名的
He was quarterback of the Houston Oilers. 他是“休斯顿油人”的四分位
Well, this is my wife, Jamie. 这是我老婆 Jamie.
Cassie, my daughter. My son, Carl. 卡西, 我女儿 我儿子 卡尔.
Named after Karl Marx... 以卡尔马克思为名...
...socialist, some would say the father of modern communism. ...社会主义者 有人说他是 现代共产主义之父
As I'm throwing up with the blood pouring out of my eyes, you know... 当我呕吐的时候 眼睛也往外淌血 你知道...
...I looked up and I said, "Who is that lovely?" 我抬头看 说 谁这么可爱？
Next day, we were married in Juarez. 第二天 我们在Juarez结婚了
Nine months later... out popped Earl. 九个月后 厄尔出生了
So you got a boyfriend? 你有男朋友吗?
- Yeah, actually, I'm engaged. - Unlikely. 是的 实际上 我订婚了 不像啊
So where are you guys from? 那么 你们来自哪?
Where do you hang your hat, as it were. 你们把帽子挂哪
- Behind the wheel of that bus. - Really? 车轮子后面 真的?
- Full-timer, U.S.A. - Really? 专职 U.S.A. 真的?
Well, how do Moon, Earl and not Earl go to school? 好吧 为什么 月亮 厄尔 不是阿尔 不去上学？
Home school. 家庭学校
I hope you don't find this next question too personal... 我希望 你别觉得 这个问题太过私人化
...but how do you? - Make a living? Various ways. 不过 你靠什么？ 为生？多种方法
Let's see. We made $25,000 when we turned in Mary Jo's stepdad. 我们看 当我们去看玛丽 乔的继父的时候 我们赚了25000美元
In prison he's getting help he needs. 在监狱里 他得到了他需要的帮助
Oh, and I almost forgot, Mary Jo makes a living. 我差点忘了 玛丽 乔起不小作用
I mean, she earns $60,000 a year without ever leaving that bus. 我是说 她不用离开车子 每年就能赚60，000块
Really? Hooking? 真的? 卖淫?
- Funny. - I'm a mobile sales rep for Happy Max. 搞笑 我为Happy Max移动销售rep
Y'all seen the infomercials for our musical car horns? 你们看到过我们的音乐汽车喇叭么?
- No, I don't think we have. - No. 没 我想我们没有 没
Billy White Shoes, blow that horn. 白鞋子比利 吹响那喇叭
- Watch this. - Wait for it. 看这个 等
I love it every time. 我每次都喜欢它
Wow, that's fantastic. That was... 哇 天马行空 ...
Jamie, are you a stay-at-home mom? 杰米 你是一个不爱出门的母亲吗？
- Yes. - When there's not a sale. 是的 当没生意的时候
Let me hook you up with Happy Max. 和我一起做 Happy Max吧
I got a rep bag in the bus. 现在车内就有一个rep
Plus, I represent Lovely Lily Beauty Products. 还有 我再送你“可爱莉莉美人”
- Mary Jo's a trained cosmetologist. - Lf you're still here tomorrow... 玛丽 乔 受过专业训练的美容师 如果你明天仍能在这
...l'm going to give you a complete, free total makeover. ..我给你做一个完全彻底的免费化妆
A $39 package absolutely free. 39就美元的服务 完全免费
- Oh, that would be good, honey. - No. 那会很好的 亲爱的 不
You know what, I'm gonna work on you the whole day tomorrow. 你知道吗 明天一整天都给你
- There you go, little lady. - Oh, I'm sorry, I don't eat meat. 你的来了 小女士 对不起 我不吃肉
I heard you talking. That's why I brought you this here. 我听你说过 所以我给你带来这个
- There ain't no meat in it. - Oh, no meat? 这里面没肉 没肉？
You here that? No meat. Thank you. That's lovely. 你听到了?没有肉 谢谢你 这很好
That's right. It's all organs. 对 这些都是器官
Deer organs. They're fresh too. 鹿的器官 新鲜的
I run him over this morning. The rest of it's curing in the bedroom. 一个早上都在捉他 剩下的部分保藏在卧室中
But the stomach, brains and pancreas, we just toss that into the stew... 不过它的胃 脑 胰腺 我们刚刚炖了
...because in this heat, it doesn't keep. 因为 以现在的温度 无法保存
- Bathroom. - Little lady... 厕所 小女士
- There's my girl. - Dad, can we please go? 我女儿来了 爸 拜托 我们走吧
Yes. You know, thank you so much for the invitation. 好的 非常感谢邀请我们
This has been great. A lot of fun. 很棒 充满乐趣
Dad, listen. 爸 听着
This is kind of our family theme song. 这个是我们的家庭主题歌
Kids, come on. Get up there, go, go. Hurry up, get the... You know. 孩子们 快来 上去 块 块 拿过.. 你知道
Oh, they're gonna love this. 他们会喜欢这个
Little Mommy's got a whole song-and-dance thing worked out. 孩子妈妈亲自打造的歌舞表演
- Oh, that's wonderful. - Come on, Moon, come on. 那非常好 快 MOON 快
- Here I go. Thank you, darling. - Thank you. 我来了 谢谢你 亲爱的 谢谢你
- Oh, yeah. - Line up the way we practiced. - 哦没错 像练习时那样 排成一对
I never grow tired of that song. Last time I heard it I was buck-naked... 我从未厌倦过这首歌 我最后听到这首歌那时 我身无分无
...in a field with a road flare. - Dad. 在路灯下... 爸
Yes. Big travel day tomorrow. 对 明天还有重要旅行
- Where y'all headed? - Away. 你们去哪? 远处
Mount Watson in Colorado. 科罗拉多的 Mount Waston
- Just fantastic to have met you both. - Same here. 在这碰到你们两个 实在太好了 我们也是
- Hope we see you again. - How about breakfast tomorrow? 希望再见到你们 明天一起吃早饭怎么样?
- Bagels and deer testicles? - Oh, yeah, she's funny, just like you. 百吉饼和鹿睾丸? 对 她很有趣 像你一样
We'd have breakfast, but we're early risers. 我们一起吃早餐 不过我们都起的很早
- Well, us too. Six a.m. Work for you? - We'll be long gone by then. 我们也是 六点行吗? 那时我们早走了
Yeah, trust us. 是的 相信我们
Bob? Bob? 鲍伯? 鲍伯?
- Let's go, let's go. Bob? - Yeah, baby. 我们走 我们走 鲍伯? 好的 宝贝
- Oh, friendly folks. - Yeah, they're nice people. 友好的人啊 是啊 他们很友好
- Hi, Mr. Munro. - Hi, Billy. I'm just... - 嗨 芒罗先生 - 嗨 比利 我只是在
- You sure got a nice one. - What? 你这个相当漂亮 什么？
That's a nice laptop. 漂亮的笔记本
Oh, thanks. What are you doing up? 谢谢 你不睡觉在做什么？
I have a sleep disorder. I haven't slept since I was 5. 我有睡眠障碍 我5岁起就没睡过觉了
So you just wander around the campground. 所以 你在营地四处溜达？
Yeah, I don't really mind. It's the only time I have alone. 是的 我不在意 这是我唯一的时间 可以自己一个人
Well, see you. 好吧 再见
Oh, okay. 好的
- Morning. - Good morning, Mr. Munro. 早上好 早上好 芒罗先生
- Come on. Come on, let's go. - It's 5:30. 快 快 我们快走 才无点半
The Gornickes. 高尼克家
Bob, a little help. 鲍伯帮点忙
Little help? Cassie? 帮点忙 卡西?
There's movement. She... She's moving. 有动静 她...在移动
Carl, let's get going. 卡尔 我们快走
Let's move it, let's move it. Bob, gun it. 开动 开动 鲍伯 加大油门
Carl. Cass, what's our status? 卡尔. Cass 我们情况如何?
She's out the door. She's coming. Mayday, mayday, she's coming! 他出门了 他过来了 Mayday, mayday 她来了！
Come on. Let's go, let's go. Go, go, go! 快 我们走 快
- Come on! - It's in gear, but it's not moving. 快! 挂挡了 但是它不动
- The wheel! - This stupid pop-out thing. 车轮！ 那愚蠢的“展开”玩意儿
Hurry, Mom, she's coming! 快 妈妈 她来了
Come on, come on, come on. 加油 加油 加油
Will you move this son of a bi... 你能快点开动这婊子养的...
Hey! 嘿
They are early risers. 他们的确是早起啊
I'm going a whole 12 miles an hour. 我们在以每小时12公里速度前进
Then pass him. 超车
Kids, leave him alone. He's not that good a driver. 孩子 别管他 他没那技术
Really. 真的
Oh, dear. Oh, dear. 亲爱的 亲爱的
- Come on. - Bob. 快 - 鲍伯
Bob. Bob. Bob. 鲍伯 鲍伯 鲍伯
Bob. 鲍伯
All right. 好了
- Okay. All right. - Thanks. 好的 没事了 谢谢
- Hey, guess what. - What? 嘿 猜 怎么样了 什么?
We need gas. 我们要加油
And I really have to go to the bathroom. 还有 我得去厕所
You know we have one of those. 你知道 我们这有一个
Yeah, but after my last little shower of sadness... 是的 不过 自从上次 悲惨的“淋浴”后
Okay, okay, do what you have to do. 好吧 好吧 做你需要做的吧
I've got an ICBM coming. 我的“洲际弹道导弹”来了
If there's a poop fairy, I can make a lot of money. 如果那里有粪便精灵的话 我能赚到很多钱
I could be a while, baby. It's an 80-gallon tank. 可能要有一阵子 宝贝 这个是80加仑的油槽
Dad, you in here? 爸 你在那吗?
Carl, I just need a minute. 卡尔 我需要点时间
Sure, only the RV's rolling away. 当然 不过娱乐车在滑动..
Be right out. 这就出来
- Hey, Bob. - Travis. - 嘿 鲍伯 - 特拉维斯
Yeah, I think you've got a little problem with your vehicle. 我想你的小车有点问题
I'm no expert... 我不是很在行
...but it's your parking-gear interlock and your emergency brake. ...不过你的停车齿轮联锁和紧急刹车..
- How did you? - It's a miracle. 你怎么? 是奇迹
We pulled in the second it started rolling away. 它滑动时 我们正好赶到
Isn't that something? Wanna hear about the time... 难道这不算惊奇吗? 想听听我们那次...
...Jesus saved us from a tornado? - It's great. ...在龙卷风中被上帝拯救? 太棒了
I'd love to, but I was in the little boys' room... 我想 不过我刚才在“小男孩的屋子”里..
...taking care of business when Carl interrupted... 处理那些“事务”时 被卡尔打断了...
...but Jamie would love to hear it. ...不过 Jamie 会想听的
Well, it seems just like yesterday. 好的 就像是昨天发生的
Thank you. 谢谢你
I don't wanna get too big, you know. 我不想变得太过强壮 你知道吗
- I mean, I don't want to look freakish. - No. 我不想 变得看起来像畸形 不会
- What is this? - It's a list of places... 这是什么？ 这个是 一个列表
...between here and Colorado that sell organic health food. ...上面有从这里到 抗什么州 所有卖器官的地方
- I got it last night off the Internet. - Oh, that was really thoughtful. 我昨晚从网上下载的 真够细心
- What are you listening to? - Nothing. 你在听什么? 没什么
So Billy was blown right out of that tree. 所以比利从那棵树上 被风卷走
Right before he hit the ground, from out of nowhere... 正当他就要摔到地上之时 不知从哪冒出
...comes this queen-size Simmons mattress... 这个超大号的席梦思床垫...
...slides right under him and cushions his fall. 滑到他下面 缓冲了撞击
Saved his life. Plus, we needed the mattress. 救了他的命 恰好 我们正需要一个床垫
I have a bad back. 我的背不太好
So you folks wanna join us for breakfast? 那么 你们想和我们一起享用早餐?
- We... - Ate. 我们 吃了
Mr. Munro, I was just telling Earl and Moon... 芒罗先生 我刚刚才跟 Earl and Moon...
...about that neat laptop you were using. 说你用的那个整洁的笔记本呢
- When were you using a laptop? - At work, all the time. 你在哪用笔记本？ 工作时 一直用
- I was just telling him... - When did he see you? 我只是跟他说.. 他在哪遇见的你?
You know, we'd love to join you for breakfast. 你知道 我很想 一起用早餐
- Somebody's ripe. - Welcome to my world. 有人老骨头了 欢迎来到我的世界
You guys go on in, get that table. We'll be right there. 你们到那 找张桌子 我们一会就过去
All right. Come on, kids. 好的 来吧 孩子们
- We're ditching them? - Absolutely. 我们要甩了他们? 当然
- Okay. - Kids, move. 好的 孩子们 快走
So because you told them we were early risers... 因为你告诉他们 我们起的很早...
...we had to get up at 5:30... 所以我们得 5:30起床
...to avoid the Gornickes... - Right. 来躲开高尼克家... 对
...which we managed not to do anyway... 我们甚至没成功做到
...because you refused to use the bathroom on the RV that you rented. 因为你拒绝用 你租用的车上的厕所
You're determined to have a bad time, aren't you? 你下决心让我不好受 是不是?
We all are, Dad. 我们都是 老爸
Not me. I embrace every challenge. 我不是 我欣然面对所有挑战
Honey, maybe they just got some bad news and had to leave. 亲爱的 或许他们收到什么坏消息 不得不离开
You're a sweet woman, Mary Jo. It's what I love about you. 你是个善良的女人, 玛丽 乔. 那也是我爱你的原因
But them folks ditched us. 但是 那些人甩了我们
Oh, Trav, honey, pull over. Let's pull over. 哦 特拉维斯 亲爱的 靠到路边 靠道路边
He looks like a folk singer. 他像个民歌手
- Climb aboard. - Hello there. 上车吧 你在那好吗？
- How you doing, buddy? - Sir. 你怎么样 伙计？ 先生
Welcome to the Gornicke bus. 欢迎来到高尼克巴士
You a folk singer? 你是个民歌手？
Cass, can you turn on the oven for me? 卡西 您能帮我打开烤箱吗?
I am so bored. 我太无聊了
I could actually throw up from how bored I am. 事实上 我都无聊的想吐
I brought games. Sorry! , Monopoly, Twister. 我带来了游戏 对不起 垄断者之类的
- Come on, it'll be fun. - Fun. 来吧 很有趣的 有趣
Did you turn on the oven? 你开启烤箱了吗?
- No. - I'll do it. 没 我来做
- Raccoon in the oven! - Oh, please. No. 浣熊在烤箱里 不 拜托 不
Don't open it. 别打开
Did you take out the roast from last night? 你把昨晚的些烤肉拿出来了吗？
- I guess not. - What's the plan? 我想没有 什么计划?
Give him Carl. Maybe he'll eat him. 把卡尔丢给它 或许它会吃了他
Give him you. He's on the South Bitch Diet. 把你给他 好象他现在喜欢吃“南方婊子”
- Good one. - Okay, hey. 这招不错 好的 嘿
Hey, come on. Don't you see what the raccoon's doing? 嘿 你没看到浣熊在那做什么吗?
He's playing head games. He wants to divide and conquer us. 他在跟我们玩头脑 离间我们 然后 征服我们
We have to hang together, stay strong. 我们得团结并且勇敢起来
- Just get rid of it. - Just me? 把它弄到一边去就行了 我自己？
- Yeah. - Okay. 是的 好吧
Come on, Blue. There's coons in there. 来吧 蓝侠 里面有知浣熊
- Come on, boy. - Bob. 来吧 男孩 鲍伯
- Go get him, boy. - Bob. 去灭了他 男孩 鲍伯
Just kidding. 开玩笑的
I'm going in. 我进去了
Is anyone gonna stop me? 没人阻止我么?
"Dad, don't. The raccoon might have rabies"? 爸爸 不要 浣熊可能带有狂犬病
Nothing? Not a word? 什么也没有? 一个字都没？
Not really. 差不多
- Daddy? - Yeah, baby. 爸爸? 在 宝贝
Don't hurt him. 别伤害它
I am entering the RV. 我跨入娱乐车了
Still no sign. 依然没动静
I'm going towards the oven door. 我在朝烤箱前进
I'm opening the ov... 我打开烤.....
Oh, my God! 我的天那！
There's more than one! 不止一只！
You guys, he's just joking around. 他只是在开玩笑
Get back. 退回去
Back. Back! Back! 退后 退后
You hideous... 你这个丑东西...
We need a new plan. 我们需要一个新计划
All right, let's go. You're off the Gornicke bus. 好吧 我们走 你被赶下Gornicke巴士了
I didn't steal it. I found it. 我没去偷 我捡的
Well, now you lost it. 好吧 你现在又丢了
That's why they didn't come to breakfast. 那就是 他们没来吃早餐的原因
He lost his computer, he needs it. They went off frantic to find it. 他丢了他的电脑 他需要它 他们慌乱的去找
I was quick to think the worst. 我当时一下子就想到做不好的
I'm filled with chagrin. 我充满了懊悔
Oh, honey. 亲爱的
- What is that? - It's a stink bomb. 那是什么? 臭气弹
Got it from the guy in the office. Cost me $ 175. 在服务处那拿到的 花了我175美元
I can get this for five bucks online, I know it. 我能画五块钱从网上买一个 我知道
You're gonna set that off in the RV? 你要在娱乐车里引爆这个
He assured me it's not toxic. Just noxious, like Grandpa Ted. 他确定 这个不是有毒 只是有害 就像泰德爷爷
Don't litter.
Suck on this, Rocky. 尝尝这个 臭东西
Yeah! 好呦
Run, critters. 快走 畜生
Yeah, there's more where that came from, you little bandits. 还能冒出更多 你们这些小强盗
Yeah! 好呦
I'm not so ill-equipped to handle an emergency as some people may think. 在面对一些紧急状况时 我不像有人认为的那样弱
- No one said you were ill-equipped. - You know it, baby. 没人说你不行 你知道 宝贝
How long does this last? 那个要持续多久?
Up to six hours. 6个小时
It's a beautiful evening. Let's sit outside and enjoy nature. 美丽的夜晚 让我们坐外面 享受自然
Why don't we huddle under the awning? 为什么我们不是蜷缩在遮雨伞下？
Oh, we can't. Dad tore it off back in Nevada. 我们不能 爸爸在内华达州把它撕破了
Well, why don't we just get underneath the umbrella? 好吧 为什么我们不是在雨伞下?
Oh, that's right. Dad fed it to the raccoons. 对了 爸爸把它喂浣熊了
- Please, try the office again. - No, he's an idiot. 拜托 再找一次服务处 不 他是个白痴
He won't let us in. He charged me $ 70 for these bags. 他不会让我们进去 这些袋子就要了我70美元
What about that bar we passed on the way up here? 我们路上经过的 那个酒吧怎么样?
- Yeah, Dad, pizza. - And a roof. 对 爸爸 披萨 还有屋顶
No, it's dark out there. Besides, those raccoons could be waiting. 不 那很黑 况且 浣熊可能在那守候
Hey! I can see it. It's just down there. 嘿 我能看到它 就在下面那里
Come on, I'm starving. 快去吧 我都饿了
- Bob? - It's a bad idea. - 鲍伯? 那是个坏主意
It's just down the... 他就在那...
Carl! 卡尔
Carl, we're coming! 卡尔 我们来了
Bob! 鲍伯
Mom! 妈妈
Jamie! 杰米
Bob! 鲍伯
Table for four. No smoking. 四个人的桌子 禁烟的
Wipe your feet. 把脚擦干净
See? That's why you should study. 看 这就是为什么你要学习
So you can get good grades and go to a big party school. 这样你才能得到好的分数 去一个有派对的大学校
Hey, Dad, how come you never got a pool table for the house? 嘿 老爸 为什么你从来不在家里 弄一张台球桌？
Because of the generalissimo over there. 因为那边的“大元帅”
We had one before you were born, in the dining room... 在你出生前 我们餐厅里有一张
...but then you get a job, invite people for dinner... 然后你要工作 邀请人来吃饭...
...you have a family... - Life used to be fun. 你有了家庭 生活以前挺有乐趣
It was fun. But then something happened that was a lot more fun. 是有趣 不过之后发生的更加有乐趣
We got the George Foreman smokeless grill. 我们买了 “乔治 佛曼”牌 无烟烤架
Okay. 好吧
It's fine. Let's just go to sleep. 现在没事了 我们去睡觉吧
Dad. 爸
Oh, yeah. 哦 好
Oh, great, you're up. Will you make the coffee? 太好了 你醒了 给我泡点咖啡 好吧?
- Love to. - Thank you. 好的 谢谢你
Do you want me to drive? 需我来开吗?
- You okay, Dad? - Oh, yeah. 你还好吧 爸？ 还好
Dad, emergency! 爸 紧急状况
Gornickes. 高尼克家
I'll get their computer. 我去拿他们的电脑
I feel like that hitchhiker in The Twilight Zone. 我像那个在贫困区搭便车的
What do they like about us? We're not even that appealing. 他们喜欢我们什么？ 我们没那么吸引人吧
I'm not gonna spend my life... 我才不要一辈子...
...going door to door, selling musical car horns. 挨家挨户的串 去推销那音乐汽车喇叭
- The Gornickes. I'll flag them down. - Cassie! - 高尼克家 我去让他们停下 - 卡西
She got him. 她抓到他了
Munros! 芒罗
Bob! Jamie! 鲍伯 杰米
It's the Gornickes. 我们是高尼克家
- Pretend to talk to me. - Oh, yeah. 假装跟我在说话 好的
Pull over! We've got your stuff! 靠边停车 我们找到你们的东西了
Munros. It's the Gornickes. 芒罗 我们是高尼克一家
Pull over. We have your computer. 靠边停车啊 你的电脑在这
And a Happy Max bag. Pull over. 还有一个快乐马克思的包 停车啊
Kids, grab your paint guns. 孩子们 抓起你们的喷枪
Pull ahead. We'll put one across their bow. 前进些 我们在他们车头射一个
You know, seeing you drive this thing is really turning me on. 你知道吗 看到你开这玩意 还真让我兴奋
What? 什么？
They've got guns! 他们有枪
We've also got... 我们还有...
You can come up now. 你可以抬头了
Where did you learn to drive like that? 你从哪学的那样开?
How do you think I get the kids to school on time? 你觉得 我天天按时送孩子们上学容易?
What a shame. If we had their address, we could just ship it to them. 太糟了 如果我们有他们的地址 我们还能寄给他们
Well, we do know where they're headed. 我们很清楚 他们要去哪
Mount Watson, Colorado. 卡罗拉多的 Mount Waston
You know, if you wore clothes that fit... 你知道吗 如果你穿些合身的衣服...
...you wouldn't look like a 10-year-old. - It's how I roll. 你就不会看起来像10岁了 这是我的特色
Oh, sweet. 太好了
You say something, Frodo? 你说了什么？小子?
I was just saying how that guy Shaq'd you there. 我刚才说 那家伙怎么玩耍你的
- We got two-on-two, right? - Why don't you find... 我们来2对2 怎么样？ 你怎么不去找个..
...an under-2-foot league. 2英尺以下的联盟
Why don't you trade that thing in on top of your neck for a face. 你为什么不用你脖子上的东西 去换张脸？
I'm gonna floss your rear. 我扁你
- Let's go, bring it. Come on. - Yo, my mobile homeboys. 来吧 出招吧 哟 小哥们
- What's tripping in the wood? - This termite belong to you? 在这林子里发生了什么? 这白蚁是你的人吗?
- Don't call... - Yo, my man... Easy. 别叫我... 哟...伙计 放松
This my man, C. He's small, but ferocious. 这是我的人 看 他虽小 却很凶悍
But you dogs, you're hardcore. Where you from? 你们这些小坏蛋 胆子还真大 你们哪的?
- Scottsdale. - Scottsdale, in the 'Zona. - Scottsdale - Scottsdale 在Zona
That's a hardcore 'hood. 帽子很专业啊
But you want to take on my man C, here... 不过你想在它面前耍威风
...go ahead, because, you know... 尽管来 你知道
...he's fierce, he gonna come up in your face... 他很凶 他走到你面前..
...he'll damage you. You gonna walk away, maybe limp. 活拆了你 你们只能逃跑 还得瘸着腿
But I say talk to the hand, call waiting, because he's out. Boy is out. 不过我可以劝他别太激动 因为他有点累
I can't restrains him. Because I'm conversating you right now... 我可以劝住他 因为我现在你们个机会
...to give him a chance to cool down, to get back to a realistic level... 自己求他放你们一马
...as we were. Because we could be chilling in our crib. 刚才在车里有点累了
Not just on this mobile home thing, representing Malibu... 不是在那个小房车里表演冲浪...
...and Westwood, you know. ...还有Westwood 你知道
Malling it, like we all can. Boys to mensch. 就像我们一样 受人尊敬
Pimp my Mercedes, call me back... 还是拉皮条...
...put you on hold. You know what I'm saying? ...撂倒你 你懂我的意思吗?
We gotta go. 我们得走了
You better, man. Don't make me call my lawyer, because I'll audit. 你最好快走 别让我找律师告你
Aren't you glad Dad came? They were about to kick your butt. 你很高兴老爸来了吧? 他们差点扁你
Carl. That's not helpful. Carl. 卡尔 那不管用 卡尔
Carl. 卡尔
It occurs to me that you and I haven't had too many... 我发现 我们去年
...7 th Heaven kind of dialogues in the last year. 没说过多少话
- You're busy a lot. - Yeah, but not too busy to notice... 你太忙了 还没忙道意识不到
...that you are sensitive about your size. 你对身形很在意
I'll bet you $ 1000 right now you'll grow up bigger than me. 我打赌1000美元 你会长的比我高大
I've seen pictures of you when you were my age. You were huge. 我看到过你这个年龄时的照片 你很魁梧
- You were shaving already. - Yeah, well, that's my point. 你都开始刮胡子了 是的 我是那样
See, I achieved maturity very early. 我比较早熟
I stopped growing after the eighth grade. 我八年级开始就不长个了
But you have the other body type. You're like my friend John Vigoshi. 你是另一种类型的 你像我那个朋友John Vigoshi.
When he was 16, he had a 9-inch summer. 他16岁那年夏天 张了9英寸
How do you mean that? 那意味着什么？
He grew very tall, very quickly, and so will you. 他长得非常高 非常快 你也会那样
And you're being proactive. You're lifting weights. 而且你都是先做好了准备 你在练举重
And when you grow up big, you know what we'll do? 你知道当你长大后 我们要做什么吗？
What? 什么？
We'll enter father-son extreme-fighting competitions. 我们去参加父子终极格斗大赛
- All right. - You'll have to push the wheelchair. 好的 你得给我推轮椅了
But we'll get them high, and we'll get them low. 我们把他们打得七上八下 乱七八糟
Coming at you a little heat right now. 加点火
Give me a little heat there. A little heat. A little pepper there. 再旺点 在旺点 加点胡椒粉
Hike! All right. 接着 好的
What's up? 怎么了？
Kids, dinner's gonna be a little late because... 孩子们 美味要晚点了 因为
Sorry. False alarm. 抱歉 错误警报
- The buzzing is not me. - Bob. 铃声不是我的 鲍伯.
- Hello. - Before you hang up on me again... 你好 在你再次挂我电话前
...we need to talk. 我们得谈谈
I'm sorry, I can't hear you very well. 对不起 我听不清
Signal. No, no. Yeah. 信号 不 不
Hold on one second. The signal. 等一下 信号
Just a... Can you hear me now? 你现在能听到了吗？
- Hey, Todd. Did you get the proposal? - Not bad. 嘿 托德 你拿到计划书了？ 还不错
My Laird didn't like it very much. 不过莱尔德不太喜欢
- Who cares what Laird thinks. - I do. He's young, Bob. 谁在意意莱尔德怎么想 我在意 他年轻 鲍伯
We'll talk about it tonight on the plane. 我们今晚在飞机上讨论这个
- No. - No? 不要 不要?
I flew in last night. It's a mile high here and I want to get acclimated. 我昨晚刚到 这里海拔比别处高1英里 我想先适应一下水土
You don't wanna have a nose bleed in a presentation. 你不想看到谈生意时 有人还鼻孔淌血吧
Could be a little embarrassing. 会有点尴尬
So I'll see you there. Here. 所以 我在那等你 在这
Mom, he's suffering. 妈妈 他很痛苦
Honey, can I help? 亲爱的 我能帮忙吗？
No, honey. No, don't come down here. 不 亲爱的 不 别过来
Boy, I'm just gonna try and clean up a little... 我只想擦干净些...
Don't use bark. 别用树皮
These are great. 这个不错
Yeah, there it is. That does the trick. 对 这个能解决问题
Ferns. Nature's broom. 蕨类植物 天然的手纸
Honey, no. You can't go on like this. It's 10 miles. 亲爱的 不 你不能这个样子下去 到那10英里
No, I don't wanna spoil it for you guys. 不 我不想扫你们兴致
- You won't. We'll go tomorrow. - No. 不会的 我们明天再去 别
Tomorrow we go to the lake. 明天我们去湖边
Listen, I'll stay here. You go on. 听着 我呆在这 你们去吧
- I don't know... - Go. It's a beautiful hike. 我不知道... 去吧 很美好的远足
Guys? 孩子们?
Come on, kids. 去吧 孩子们
Yeah? Okay. 好吧
Good. 好的
I'll try and make it back to the RV. 我去娱乐车里面
I'm okay. Got my ferns. 我很好 我有蕨类植物
Okay. I'm okay. 好吧
Go on. Go on, you guys. Save yourself. Okay. 去吧 去吧 尽兴
Welcome to the RoadMate 700. 欢迎使用 马路伴侣700
Hi, Lola. My wife's not here. 嗨 洛拉 我老婆不在
- The hell are you driving? - Cadillac of RVs, Todd. 你开的什么玩意？ 卡迪拉克娱乐车 托德.
You know, we should go over... Laird. 你知道 我们应该检查一下... 莱尔德
Yeah, I decided to go with Laird's presentation. 对 我决定用莱尔德
- But hang around, tell a few jokes. - You got it. 不过你别闲着 说两个笑话 好吧
Hi there. 嗨
- Larry Moiphine. - Garry Moiphine. 拉里 摩费恩 加里 摩费恩
- Cute dog. - Oh, yeah. She's a sweetie. 好狗 对 它是个甜心
Oh, yeah, who's a good girl?
- Todd? - No. 托德? 不
- Bob. - Hi, Bob. 鲍伯 嗨 鲍伯
- Laird. - Hi, Laird. 莱尔德 嗨 莱尔德
Larry. Laird. 拉里 莱尔德
So, fellas, we'll have a little nosh and we'll hear your presentation. 这样吧 伙计们 我们边吃点心 边听你们的方案
- Tammy's not here yet. Our assistant. - So we'll eat slow. 我们的助手泰密还没到 所以我们吃慢点
- Come on. - Gentlemen. 来吧 先生们
Oh, hi. Hi. Sorry I'm late. 嗨 嗨 抱歉 我迟到了
You guys have all just got to see the circus before it leaves. 在他们离开之前 你们都应该去看看那马戏团
- It's good, huh? - It was amazing. 他们很不错吗？ 他们太棒了！
Wow, so... 哇 那么...
Oh, of course. I believe you folks have a presentation for us. 当然 我相信 你们为我们准备了方案
- Yes. Laird. - Good luck. 是的 莱尔德 祝你好运
In 1985, Pure Vibe soda completed a friendly takeover... 在1985年 “纯净感应苏打”完全并购
...of Mr. Twinkle Iced Tea. Today, Mr. Twinkle is worth... 了“闪耀冰茶” 今天 “闪耀”品牌价值..
...an estimated $91 million. 估价九千一百万美元
And that was with a profit definition not as favorable... 而且 他们当时的利润前景
...as the one Pure Vibe is offering... 远不如今天 “纯净感应苏打”带给
...Alpine Soda. If you turn to chart number one... “阿尔卑斯苏打” 如果你看到图标1
Sorry, is this just gonna be about money? 抱歉 都是和钱相关的吗？
No, it's... Stocks. 不 还有股票
Other than money, why should we change from a local... 除了钱 还有什么别的让我们
...family-oriented business to become subsidiary to a national brand? 把一个地方家族企业变成 国家品牌的子公司的原因吗？
Yeah. Other than money? 除了钱?
- Right. - Yeah. 是的 啊
Garry, Larry. 加里 拉里
Fifty years ago, if you walked down any street in America... 五十年前 不管你走在美国的哪一条大街上
...on a warm Monday night... Thanks, Laird. 在一个暖和的星期一晚上 谢谢 莱尔德
- You'd hear I Love Lucy coming out of every house, on every block. 你会听到 “我爱露西”从家家户户中传来
I'm not speaking about conformity, I'm talking about "Isn't it great?" 我不是在强调普及度 我是想说 "难道这不伟大吗"
And every once in a while... 每隔一段时间..
...America falls in love with something together. 美国人同时爱上同一样东西
That could happen here. You have a terrific product. 它也可以发生在这 你们就有一样出色的产品
Money aside, how'd Walter Frederick Morrison feel... 除了钱 你们觉得沃尔特有什么感觉？
...every time he walked by a park and he'd see people... 当他每次走进公园
...throwing a Frisbee and the dog doing all the work? 看到人们和狗狗玩跑飞盘游戏的时候？
If Pure Vibe takes Alpine national, I think we have a chance... 如果“纯净感应苏打”把 “阿尔卑斯”带入国家化 我想我们就有了机会...
...to let America fall in love with something again. 来让美国人再次同时爱上同一种东西
What's your hurry? Why don't you stay and bask in my gratitude? 你在急什么？ 为什么不留下 好好享受我的感激？
I gotta get the RV back right now, Todd... 我得娱乐车送回去 托德...
...or I have to pay for a full day. 要不然又得付一整天的租金
- Well, just picture me hugging you. - Thanks. 那就想象一下我拥抱你 谢谢
Officer? Excuse me. What's going on? 警官 打扰一下 出什么问题了？
Landslide. We're diverting through l-70. 山崩 我们要转到l-70路
L-70? Lt'll take hours. Isn't there another way around Mount Watson? L-70? 那要几个小时 还有什么进路能到 Mount Waston吗?
Diablo Pass. But you're not gonna make it in that rig. Diablo可以 不过你这套装备可过不去
Dad was right. This is really amazing. 爸爸是对的 这里真的的很出色
Yeah. Poor Dad. 是啊 你可怜的老爸
Should we cut this short and go back? 我们应该早点回去吗？
- Yeah. - Okay. 是的 好吧
You are not on any marked road. 你在未知路段
I know that, Lola. 我知道 洛拉
Make a U-turn at the next legal opportunity. 在下一个合法情况下 180度调头
I can't. 我不能
Squeeze them cheeks Tighten them buns 捏他们脸颊 抓他们屁股
Come on now We having fun 快来吧 我们玩的尽兴
Big old rolling turd coming through Coming through 滚动的老大粪团过来了 过来了
- You are not on any marked road. - Shut up! 你在未知路段 闭嘴！
Come on, Turd. Keep rolling. Come on. Come on. 加油 粪团 保持滚动 加油 加油
You can do it. 你能做到的
Come on. 加油
Come on. Come on. Come on. 加油 加油 加油
Damn it. 该死的
Make a U-turn at the next legal opportunity. 在下一个合法的机会 180度调头
Dad's gonna be surprised we got back so soon. 爸爸会惊讶我们这么早回来
Yeah. 是的
Who was that maniac? 那疯子是谁？
Oh, God. 天那
Bob? 鲍伯?
- Jamie. - Why are you laying on the ground? 杰米 你怎么躺在地上?
Honey, there's something I need to tell you. 亲爱的 有些事情我得告诉你
I need... 我需要
Needed a... 需要..
Needed a little fresh air. 需要点新鲜空气
After my incident. 在那事件后
And how are you now? 那你现在怎么样了？
Good. 很好
Really good. Good. 真的很好
Oh, yeah. 好的
- Hello? - Bob? Bob-orino? Bobcat? 你好? 鲍伯? 鲍伯-orino? 鲍伯老猫?
- Yeah? - Teeny tiny wrinkle-dinkle. 在? 有点小变动
Larry wants you to come back tomorrow... 拉里想要你明天再过去趟...
...and pitch the whole company, all the employees. 去说服打动整个公司 所有的员工
Majority want the merger, it's a done deal. 大多数支持合并 这生意都妥当了
- What? - We don't need him. 什么？ 我们不需要他
I can do this. Give me another chance. Let me kick this through the uprights! 我能做这个 再给我次机会 让我来收拾这些狗娘养的!
- I'll do it. I'm there. - Great. You're spitting on me. 我来做 我会到那的 太好了 你喷到我了
Big old rolling turd coming through Coming through 滚动的老大粪团过来了 过来了
Oh, we're on that road On a big, steaming load 我们在那路上 臭的冒烟
Big old rolling turd coming through Coming through 滚动的老大粪团过来了 过来了
Big old rolling turd Big old rolling turd coming through 滚动的大粪团 滚动的大粪团
Hey, Dad. Maybe we can go to Yellowstone on the way home. 嘿 老爸 我们回去时可以顺便到黄石河
- I'd love to go to Yellowstone. - Yeah, Dad. Can we? 我十分愿意去黄石河 太好了 爸爸 我们去吧？
Absolutely. 完全赞同
Come on. I wanna show you something wonderful. 来吧 我想给你们看点 绝妙的东西
It's hard to forget this place. 这地方太难忘了
My dad was so moved by it he said: 我爸爸被它深深打动 他说
"You know, a snack stand up here would do tremendous." 如果这开个小吃店 肯定赚发了
My mom, always supportive: "And who's gonna run it, Allan, you?" 我妈总是支持说 谁来经营 艾伦 你吗？
My dad: "Why don't you blow it out your big, saggy rear end, Ellen." 我爸 "不如就用你的屁股来生产 艾伦"
Can't buy memories like that. 那样的记忆 用钱买不到
Or like this. 现在的也是
Hey. You know, I should take the RV to get the emergency brake fixed... 嘿 你知道 在我们去l.a之前
...before we head to L.A. - Yeah. Good idea. 我得把紧急刹车修好 嗯 好主意
And you guys don't want to hang around some dingy garage. 你们肯定不想去 那脏乱的修理厂
You wait here by the lake, enjoy the view. 你们在湖边等着 欣赏着风景
I'll drive to Boulder, be back in an hour. We'll have a big picnic. 我去 Boulder 一小时后回来 我们再享用大餐
- How about that? - Okay. Sounds good. 怎么样? 好的 听起来不错
Guys? Tell your dad what you wanted to tell him. 孩子们 跟你们爸爸 说点心里话
- Thank you for taking us on this trip. - Kinko that. 谢谢你带给我们这次旅行 - Kinko that.
- Better than Hawaii? - Yeah, better than Hawaii. 比夏威夷还好？ 是的 比夏威夷好
Come give big daddy a hug. Come on. 过来 让爸爸抱抱 来吧
- Wait. - Carl, you'll be too big soon. 等一下 卡尔 你很快就要变大块头了
- Dad. - Cassie'll be in college. 爸 卡西 你要上大学了
- Dad! - What? 爸！ 什么？
The RV's rolling away. 娱乐车在动
No! 不！
Oh, God, no. 天那
- Oh, no! - Dad, let it go! 不！ 爸 别管它了
Bob. Bob! 鲍伯. 鲍伯!
- Bob! - Mom, what are you doing? 鲍伯! 妈 你在做什么？
Bob, no! 鲍伯 不要
Go. 走
Are you crazy? It's a rental. 你疯了 那是租来的
- How am I gonna get to the meeting? - What meeting? 我怎么去开会? 什么开会?
The Alpine merger. 阿尔卑斯合并
Sweetheart, you'll never guess what happened yesterday. 甜心 你永远猜不到昨天发生了什么
- You weren't really sick. - Not really. 你不是真病 差不多
This is about work. 又是工作！
You brought us out here because it was close to a meeting? 你带我们来这 因为这离会议地点近？
- You're getting warmer. - The Alpine soda merger. 你开始激动了 阿尔卑斯苏打合并
- Bingo. - So you lied to me... 回答正确 那么你骗了我们...
...from the very beginning. - Since we were first married? 从一开始就是 你是说从结婚开始?
No, since when you first brought home the RV. 不 从你开回那辆娱乐车开始
- That time, yeah. - This has nothing to do... 是那个时候 这根本就不是...
...with you wanting to be with your family. 什么你想和家人一起
- So you just used us? - You wouldn't understand, missy. 你只是利用了我们? 你不会明白的 小姑娘
Oh, I don't know, she's pretty smart. 我不明白 她很聪明
Why don't you explain it to her. And Carl too. 你为什么不跟她解释一下 还有卡尔
Kids... 孩子们
...life is hard. 生活很残酷
Not "The TiVo in my room is not working" hard. 并不像“我的vivo笔记本坏了” 这么简单
But "making a living because you're responsible for people you love" hard. 而是 要赚钱养家 这么困难
You know what it's like to be 50, people are digging a hole... 你知道那是怎样的情形？ 像是50个人一起挖个坑
...to bury your career... - Bob. 活埋你的事业 鲍伯
All right, that's a little rough. 好吧 是有点残酷
Cassie, where do you want to go to college? 卡西, 你想到哪上大学?
Stanford. 斯坦福
Carl, where's that camp you're going? 卡尔 你去哪野营？
- Alaska. - Alaska. 阿拉斯加 阿拉斯加
And you, how much do you think that little fixer-upper of ours cost? 还有 你们认为我们那待修的房子要花费多少?
Who has to ride a $4000 bicycle? 谁还得骑4000美元的自行车?
I have to ride a custom bike because my hips aren't aligned. 我骑特定的自行车 因为我的屁股不齐
Are you happy? Now the kids know that their old man's a freak. 你高兴了 现在孩子们都知道了 他们老爸是畸形
Listen, I have to get to that meeting, or I lose my job and we lose a lifestyle. 听着 我得去开会 要不然我丢掉工作 我们丢掉现在的生活方式
Let's pull it up two-by-two, look for help. 我们两人一组 把他拉上来
- Carl. Come with me. - I'm good. 卡尔 帮我 我很好
Cassie? 卡西?
I'm gonna lose my job. I hope the kids like selling fruit on the freeway. 我要丢掉工作了 但愿孩子们喜欢在马路旁卖水果
You know what's scary is that this is rush hour. 你知道什么最恐怖 现在是高峰期
Mom, there's never going to be any other cars on this road. 妈 这条路上不会有车经过
Oh, my God. 我的上帝
- Where's your husband? - Don't ask. 你老公呢? 别问了
Could you possibly take us to an airport? 你能把我们带到机场吗?
What's all this? 这都是什么?
Oh, I gotta study for my stupid placement test. 我得为“职业定位测试”准备
Oh, like some sort of vocational training? 像是某种职业技能训练?
College. 大学
- How old are you? - Fifteen and a half. I jumped a grade. 你多大? 15岁半 我跳了一级
Moon, though, she skipped two grades. Moon 她跳了两级
So... 那么
...you guys are smart. 你们实际上很聪明？
Gonna be unemployed. 要失业了
I'm gonna have to sell my liver for cash. 我得卖肝换钱了
And then he just rode out of the lake. 然后他就从湖中骑车出来
Yup. This one really snuck up and bit me right on the seat-meat. 对 这家伙表面一套背后一套
I thought Bob was good people. 我还以为鲍伯是好人
- Does anybody have a vomit bag? - Are you sick? 谁有个袋子? 你要吐吗?
Big time. Cassie and Earl are making out. 重大时刻 卡西和厄尔在亲热
What? 什么？
Don't worry. I got them in the mirror. 别担心 我从镜子中看到了
Boy don't know what the hell he's doing. 这孩子不知道他在做什么
- Like father, like son. - Hey. 有其父必有其子 嘿
Listen, I have to admit something. 嘿 听着 我得承认
Bob wasn't the only one trying to avoid you. I was too. 不光鲍伯在躲你们 我也是
I don't mean to shock you, but we ain't everybody's cup of sunshine. 我不想打击你 不过我们可不是对每个人都这么热情
Well, it was you, but it was mostly us. 有你们的问题 不过最主要的是我们
You didn't exactly catch the Munros at their best. 你们遇到我们的时机实在不好
Yeah, see, I had a feeling you was having troubles. 明白了 我感觉你遇到了些困难
Yeah, here's the thing. 对 是这样的
You start off happy and stupid. 刚开始你愚蠢但快乐
Then you become associates in the marriage business: 然后你陷于婚姻事务中
"Did the plumber come?" "Take Carl to soccer." "水管工来了没?" "带卡尔去踢球"
"I'll pick up your dad from the doctor's office." "我会在医院接你父亲"
Until you don't remember what brought you together in the first place. 直到你都忘记了 是什么让你们走到一起
You know what I mean? 你知道我在说什么吗?
No, I don't. L... No. 不 我不知道
No. 不
Okay. 好吧
Anyway, in the last few days, I caught a glimpse of the old us. 不过怎样 就在前几天 我看到了我们过去的影子
And I was happy. 我很开心
I better get directions... 告诉我方向
...so I can take you folks where you need to be. 我才能把你们带到你们要去的地方
Oh, really? 真的？
Jamie! 杰米
Cassie! Carl! 卡西! 卡尔!
Come on, let's hit the road, Jamie. 来吧 该赶路了杰米
Okay. 好吧
Oh, God. 天那
- Ladies first. - Oh, boy, that's working it. 女士优先 孩子 这招管用
Stop! 停
Oh, Munro! 芒罗
The hike was so intense... 这次远足比较累..
...there was a few parts where I had to carry my mom and sister. 有些时候我得背着妈妈和姐姐
I think I might have pulled a muscle. 我想 可能还拉伤了肌肉
- Where? - In the woods. 在哪？ 在树林中
Travis! 特拉维斯
Jamie. 杰米
Bob? 鲍伯?
Are you an idiot? Do you want your children to see their father... 你是白痴啊 你想让孩子们看到他们老爸
...bouncing down the highway? 在公路上瞎蹦达?
Why are you with the Partridge Family? 你跟“鹧鸪家庭”在一块干吗？
- What are you doing on the bus? - Because I was chasing you. 你在车上干吗? 我在追你们
You win. I blew off my job because I can't live without you. You happy? 你赢了 我放弃了工作因为我不能没有你 你高兴了?
I never asked you to blow off your job. I wanted you to be honest with me. 我从未要求你放弃工作 你想要的是你的诚实
Honest. Like, "Todd's gonna fire me if I go to Boulder" honest? 诚实 像"如果我不去 托德会炒了我" 这样诚实?
- "Screw Hawaii" honest? - Oh, I see. "夏威夷一边去"这样诚实? 我明白了
You think that if you told me you were in trouble... 你觉得如果你告诉我 你有困难...
...and your job was in jeopardy, that I'd give you a hard time about it? 你的工作有点危机 我就会跟你过不去?
No crying, that's cheating. 别哭 那是骗人的
Do you think I'm some horrible witch that doesn't care? I do care! 你以为我是那种什么不在乎的母夜叉? 我很在乎！
I care a lot. 我非常在乎
In fact, I hate you. Jerk. 实际上 我恨你 蠢货
I didn't want you to know I was in trouble. 我不想你让知道我遇到困难了
You and Cassie and Carl, you mean everything to me. 你 卡西 还有卡尔, 你是我的一切
What you think about me is the most important thing in the world. 你会认为我是世界上最重要的东西吗？
I didn't want to fail. 我不想失败
If you don't know how I feel about you after 19 years of marriage... 如果在结婚19年后 你还不知道我对你什么感觉...
...then I must be a failure as a wife. 作为一个妻子 我一定很失败
Then you admit you're the problem. 那么你承认自己是个问题了
Bob. 鲍伯
You mean more to me than just a paycheck. 你对来说可不只是支票
That's good, because we won't be getting one for a while. 很好 不过我们很长时间见不到那个了
I missed that meeting. 我错过了会议
No, you didn't. 不 你没有
Come on, Bob. Come here. 来吧 鲍伯 过来
It's a Christmas miracle. 这是个圣诞节奇迹
No, it just sounded like this was where your wife needed to be. 不 只是好象是你老婆要去的地方
So I brought her. 所以我带她来了
Travis has never been one to mind his own business. 特拉维斯从来没为自己想多少
Travis... 特拉维斯...
...some of my behavior on this trip might be misconstrued as an insult. 旅途中 我的有些行为 可能会被误解为侵犯
Did come off a tad abrasive. 像小孩子犯的错
I was wrong, and it takes a small man to admit it. 我做错了 我像个小人物 承认错误
And you're a big man. 你是个大人物
- I don't just mean... - I understand a metaphor, Bob. 我的意思不是... 我懂比喻 鲍伯
See, I went to Stanford. 我读过斯坦福
You big lug, I love you! 你个大傻瓜 我爱你！
Who loves his big lug? 谁爱这个大傻瓜?
- I love you, you big... - I know, l... 我爱你 你个大... 我知道...
- Todd. - Little dramatic, don't you think, Bob? 托德. 有些戏剧性 你不这么认为吗 鲍伯?
Showing up at the last possible minute. 在最后一分钟出现
You look horrible. Let's go. 你看起来真糟 我么走吧
Dad. 爸
- I'm sorry. - Sorry? 对不起 对不起?
I guess you're under a lot of pressure and I could have been less trouble. 我想你面对很多压力 我应该少制造点麻烦
And in your own nerdy way you're kind of cool. 以你自己的“呆子方式” 你真的有些酷
- Bob? - Yeah? 鲍伯? 在?
I'm hating this. 我讨厌这个
- Dad. - Yeah? 爸 嗯?
- I get it. - What? 我明白了 什么?
Sometimes if you wanna succeed, you have to do what they tell you. 有时候你要成功的话 你得听从别人告诉你的
- You... - Bob! 你.. 鲍伯!
This is the big one, Bobcat. 这是大场合 鲍伯老猫
- Bases loaded. - Got it. 做好准备 好的
You hit a grand slam on this, it's big raise, promotion, bonus... 你华丽的摆平这个 涨工资 晋升 奖金都来了...
...and I personally push Laird down a flight of stairs. 我亲自贬莱尔德的职
Everybody, this is Bob. Remember, charming and funny. 大家好 这是鲍伯. 记得吗 聪明又风趣
Hi, everybody. Sorry I'm late... 大家好 对不起 我迟到了
...I just came down that mountain, and next time I'll use a road. 我刚从山上滚下来 下次我会学着走大路
I guess you guys didn't get the memo about extreme casual. 我想你们忘了要穿的很休闲
I love your wilderness so much, I decided to wear it. 我太喜欢你们的草地了 所以我把它穿在身上
Easy, Todd. 别激动 托德
It's been kind of a wild journey getting here. 这次旅行有些疯狂
If you ever wanna really find out about yourself... 如果什么时候 你们想去发现真我...
...put your family in an RV and drive. 找辆娱乐车 带上你的家人
I've seen some amazing stuff. 我看到了令人惊异的事情
I've fought wild raccoons and won. I've been in the desert to a place... 我与野浣熊搏斗并获胜 我还到了一处沙漠
...where it's not the end of the world, but you can see it from there. 那里虽不是世界的尽头 但是在那你能看到
And I met this weird family. 还有 我遇到了这个奇怪的家庭
I mean, boy, they were strange. 我是说 他们非常奇怪
You know, whenever a big white man picks up a banjo, my cheeks tighten. 你知道 每次一个大白男人拿起班卓琴 我就冒冷汗
In the dictionary, under "hootenanny," it says, "See: Them." 在字典上 “民谣歌会”解释是“看他们”
But you know what's strange about them. 你知道 他们最奇怪的是
They're just honest, good people, and it's an honor to have them as friends. 他们是诚实的好人 和他们做朋友是一种荣幸
Garry, Larry... 加里 拉里...
...this is a nice company you have here. It's your baby. 你们这有个漂亮的公司 他是你们的宝贝
I bet at the birth of your baby you were kind of scared, right? 我打赌 当你们的宝贝刚出生时 你们被吓到了 对吧?
Excited, but scared. You didn't know how it was gonna turn out. 兴奋又害怕 你不知道接下来会怎么样
And next thing you know, it's up and walking... 下一件你知道的事情 他已经站起来走路了
...and you're trying to raise it. You didn't know what you were doing... 你试着要抚养他 你不知道你在做什么
...but you pretended like you did. 但是你假装你知道
And next thing you know, your baby's grown. 接下来你就发现 宝贝长大了
It's bigger, older. More complicated. 长大了 更复杂了
Difficult to deal with. 难对付了
But here's the deal... 但问题在这里...
...you care about it just as much, because you nurtured it... 你如此在意他 因为你养育了他
...and part of you is in it, and you're proud of it. 你的某一部分也体现在他身上 你为此感到自豪
You love it more than ever. 你比以前更爱她
And right now, you have to make a decision... 现在 你需要做一个决定
...of whether you wanna merge your family with the Pure Vibe family. 你是否希望把你的家庭和纯净感应苏打合并
Your stocks are gonna split. You're gonna have money... 你们的股票将会分割 你们将会得到钱...
...you won't know what to do with. And your company's gonna grow. 你不知道用来做什么 你的公司会长大
You'll be bigger than a woman in bicycle shorts at Disneyland. 你也会变得比迪斯尼里 穿着短裤的女人还要肥
You'll be able to get all that stuff, like the ski boat, a $4000 bike... 你将会得到很多东西 像是游艇 四千美元的自行车
...maybe even a Barcalounger... 甚至一个Barcalounger...
...that massages your ass and blows smoke at the same time. 它能边按摩你的屁股 边吸收烟气
Bottom line here, Garry, Larry. 瓶颈在这加里 拉里
If you wanna merge Alpine and Pure Vibe... 如果你们选择合并...
...I promise you, you're making the worst decision of your entire life. 我向你们保证 这将是你们一生中做过的最蠢的事情
This guy is a disgruntled employee. 这家伙是个不满的员工
Couldn't keep up with younger talent. Look at him. He's off his meds. 跟不上年轻人的思维 看看他 他精神不正常
Finished. His own daughter assaulted me in my home. 结束了 他女儿还袭击过我
I did not. It was my friend, and she did it because Pure Vibe... 我没有 那是我朋友 她这么做是因为“纯净感应苏打”
...has one of the worst environmental records in the industry. 有着历史上最恶劣的环境破坏记录
Why are these kids here? 这些孩子在这干吗？
Plus, last year you guys outsourced for cheaper labor to other countries... 去年 你们在国外寻求廉价劳动力
Let her go, Todd. 放开她 托德.
I'll let her go. I'll let you go. 我放开她 我也放开你
You're fired. 你被炒鱿鱼了
Yo, dog. 哟 小家伙
- Carl. - My hero. 卡尔 我的英雄
Todd, I quit. 托德 我不干了
Honey, there seems to be snow on the ground. 亲爱的 地面上好象有雪
Babe, it's left over from last winter. At 9500 feet... 宝贝 那是去年冬天留下的 在9500英尺...
...it doesn't melt. It's glacial. 他不会融化 那里是冰川
- We don't have chains. - Don't need them. 我们没有锁链 不需要
They're for the winter, not July. 那是冬天用的 不是七月
Well, I see snow. 可我看见雪了
Hey, Dad, are we poor? 嘿 老爸 我们穷吗？
Carl, there's a lot of ways to measure a family's wealth. 卡尔 衡量一个家庭的财富有很多种角度
- I think love... - I was talking about money. 我想爱 我说钱
- We're dirt poor. - Sell the house. 我们很穷 把房子卖了
We could all live in the Big Rolling Turd. 我们可以住在“滚动大粪团”里面
We'll spend every minute together, just like the Gornickes. 我们会像Gornickes一家一样 时时刻刻在一起
- That just sounds fantastic. - Oh, yeah. 听起来妙极了 对
- Chains. Four-wheel drive. - Thanks. 锁链 四轮汽车 谢谢
Officer, good day. I know what you're gonna say: "Where are your chains?" 长官 天不错 我知道你要说什么 你们的锁链呢?
Well, sir, this is no ordinary RV. 好吧 这并不是一辆普通娱乐车
It's part ATV, part SUV, and certified by the DMV. 他是ATV SUV混合体 通过DMV鉴定的
It's got positraction, Dynaflow, control traction with me in control. It's got positraction, Dynaflow, control traction with me in control.
It's got heated rims. Wish I had those. It's got heated rims. Wish I had those.
Okay. 好的
License and registration, sir. 执照还有许可证 先生
Oh, there it is. 在这儿
I believe that was the rental agreement. 我相信 这个是租赁合同
We had a little bit of a mishap at the lake. 我们在湖边遇到了点小意外
I lost my wallet. My name is Bob Munro. 我把钱包丢了 我叫 鲍伯芒罗
We got him. We're just ahead of you. 我们找到他了 我们在你们前面
Got me? 找到我？
Officer, I know she may look unsafe, but she's tough. 长官 我知道她看起来很不稳 但是他很强悍
She likes to be rode hard and put away wet. 她喜欢崎岖喜欢潮湿
Spent two days in the lake. Had to fish her out. 在湖里呆了两天 才把她弄出来
It means a lot. We couldn't abandon it. 她很具有意义 我们不能扔掉她
It's like a big, ugly pet, really. 像是一个巨大的丑陋的宠物 真的
You got him. Thanks, Sam. 你找到他了 谢谢 萨姆
- We owe you one. - We've been chasing you all morning. 欠你一个人请 我们一早就在追你
I just took one soda. 我只拿了一瓶苏打
No, we just want you to know we're going national. 不 我们只想让你知道 我们要国家化
- Well, good luck. - With you. 好吧 祝你好远 和你一起
We want you to join us at Alpine Beverages. 我们想让你加入我们 阿尔卑斯饮料
- You're offering me a job? - Yeah. 你在给我工作吗？ 是的
- Yes, he'll take it. - She's a tough negotiator. 是 他会接受的 她是个强悍的谈判代表
You just really seem to get us, like a harmonic convergence. 你真的打动我们 团结了我们
- Dad, you forgot something. - Baby... 爸 你忘了什么东西 宝贝
...don't interrupt daddy's new bosses. - Sure, but the RV's rolling away. 别打扰爸爸的新老板 当然 不过娱乐车在动