Max!Over here at our white trash window.
I need help with shower.
All right,Chestnut we're heading for work,soon.
You know the rules... No R-rated movies,no sugary snacks
and I want you standing up and asleep by 11.
What's the problem?
I can't turn it on.
Well,drop your towel and tell it has a big nozzle.
Did you even do a rat check?
Yes... Theodore is gone.
Even he got a better apartment.
Max,remind me... what separates us from homeless people?
We're not as tanned?
Yeah,and we have a sometimes functioning shower and that sweet shower curtain.
Hmm,which was gifted to us by a homeless person who no longer needed his cape.
That should do it.
Hey,why'd the sound stop?
That's weird.
All right.All right.
Well,I got it turned on.
What's that,buddy?
It doesn't get any sadder?
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Caroline,I didn't know it was "bring your boyfriend to work" day.
Even our shower head is broke,Earl.
We got blasted with rusty water and something thick.
I feel so dirty.
Stop.We showered at Sophie and Oleg's.
That's why I feel dirty.
There was a rubber ducky in there who looked like he'd seen some really messed up stuff.
Look,we will do what we always do
when we need a new appliance or a fishnet body stocking.
We'll ask Oleg.
Did somebody say fishnet body stocking?
Hey,everybody!
I'm going green,and I don't just mean my eye shadow.
I'm getting my body ready for pregnancy
with healthy eating and less smoked meats.
I think going green is more about the environment Sophie.
Oh,yeah?
And how many babies have you had,Caroline?
Sophie,I wish I were that fetus.
I'm jealous of anything that gets to be inside you for nine months.
You know,Oleg,since Sophie's doing a food cleanse,
maybe you could do a cleanse for your potty mouth.
I like that idea.
Since I'm changing for a baby,you should too.
From now on,everything you say should be G-rated.
Yeah,but the G doesn't stand for 'Gina.
So I'm supposed to serve bone-in rib eye
and pulled pork and not make any comparison to my junk?
Well,I'll be over here eating healthy in my booth.
Max,what are we gonna do without a working shower?
Where will I cry?
And where will I hide from you?
Girls,if you need a shower,there are wonderful facilities at my new gym.
Well,they obviously have child care.
They even give me a 6:15 wake-up call every morning,
so I can make it to my ideal body workout.
I'll give you a wake-up call right now.
Sleep in.
With that body,nothing's gonna work out.
I have two "friends and family" one-day passes
that I've been saving for my parents' trip
but last month they littered in Korea,so they're in jail.
Hey,I found something green on here.
Two pistachio ice creams,please.
- Sophie,I'm not sure I... - Just bring me something green,bitch.
Max,are you in here?
only lady here has been in the shower a long time.
This isn't yours,is it?
Nope,and I'm guessing it's not yours either.
It is now.
Girl,
why didn't you tell me a shower could be this good?
I didn't think you'd believe me,
like when I told you they make hangers just for pants.
Have you been in there this whole time?
I got out to pee a couple times.
Then I didn't get out to pee a couple times.
While you were meeting water for the first time,I took three classes.
Body Rocket with Papo,
Flex Flow with Nat,and Ab Attack with Abby,
and I just signed up for Celtic Hip-Hop with Devandre O'Brien.
Yo,can you fit these bad boys in your purse?
And,uh,don't forget my new hat.
I'll make room for them next to the hand towels.
Ah,good for you,mami.
So I said to my nanny,"Just take her to the emergency room."
I cannot miss my workout with Brian because
Harlow ate a jar of Play-Doh.
" FYI,bottomless shaving cream in the shower.
Gave myself a Santa beard.
Hi,I wasn't listening in... all this tile,your voices really carry.
Who's Brian,and what's this amazing class you're talking about?
YBBBB with Brian.
Yoga Booty Ballet Boxing and Beyond.
And it's beyond.
What studio is it in?I'll go.Max?
There's no Max here!
One Ab Blast Immune Boost with banana.
Anyone else?
Excuse me.
Can a brother get some bee pollen?
Thank you,Brian.
Are you sure you haven't taken Yoga Booty Ballet Boxing and Beyond before?
'Cause it's like your booty just instinctively knew how to go beyond.
Oh,hello,Caroline,and you're Brian.
I've seen your trainer photo on the wall.
I guess it wasn't retouched as I assumed.
Brian,wait up.
Did you forget we're doing 30 days of sweaty selfies?
Can I buy you a juice?
And make out with you?
Joke,I'm kinda married.
Yeah.
Caroline,how about I create a juice for you that will optimize your workout?
- Has he ever bought us a juice? - No,
and we bought him a car.
Schiller,dude,give me a life boost.
Schiller,I'll have the life boost as well.
Schiller.Am I saying that right?Schiller.
Will you be in class tomorrow?
I'd love to see your flying lotus.
My lotus only has a one-day pass,
and it doesn't fly,it takes the bus.
Not anymore.
I got us jobs at the juice bar.
We can take all the classes and showers we want.
I told them I had juicing experience...
not a lie if you count the week I dated Lance Armstrong.
Earl,this one shower,the water comes at you from every angle,
and not because sewage is backing up.
You do seem happier,Max.
You're even kinda smiling.
How high are you right now?
No,I am totally clean.Literally.
Showered Max is a pleasure to be around.
Also,she's much less itchy.
Hello,I'm a member of Physique Total Body.
Swipe,swipe,swipe.
I love belonging to a place where not everyone's allowed.
Hey,everybody!
No,it's not fitness nut Jane Fonda.
It's Sophie Kuchenski!
Yep,and everything about me is healthy and green.
Hey,Sophie,since you're being green,we brought you a Green Genie from our gym.
Oh,you did?
thanks a lot,Caroline.
We don't really know what's in it.We're not good at our jobs there either.
Aw,look at that.
I'm really proud of her,girls.
Suck it down,baby,but not in a sexual way.
This is delicious.
I love it,yeah.
I love this drink so much,
I'm gonna take it to the bathroom,and I'm gonna love it in there.
Don't touch anything.
Hey,look.It's the Oldsen twins.
Did you tell them we worked here?
My diner uniform fell out of my gym bag,
and they didn't believe I was a stewardess on Air Yugoslavia.
Hey,gym buddies.
We don't eat or order.We don't eat.
Well,you've come to the right place.
And thanks again for turning me on to Brian's class.
I'm glad you like it,
but... Jodie?
Yeah,you can't take it anymore.
So... yeah.
Why not?
Brian likes you,which we totally don't understand,
but... Jodes?
Yeah.
We don't want to share him.
He's all we have.
So... yeah.
- You two are married with children. - Exactly.
Brian is all we have.
We can make it really uncomfortable for you at the gym,and
people are already talking about your discount yoga pants.
So... yeah.
Oh,you're not the only person in here who can be threatening.
Let me go get my threatening friend.
Max.
Max,go over there and give them the dagger eyes.
You know,the ones that gave Han the twitch.
This one?
Uh,what is that?No.
That's like a smile.You don't smile.
Cut it out.xxxxx
Hey,ladies,look.
We don't know what that means.
So... yeah.
What?I'm trying,
but I guess showered Max doesn't have it in her.
you know I'll say this girls but don't quote me.
It ain't easy being green.
Now where's ginger?Where's ginger?
I don't know,on that island with Gilligan and the others?
- And where's her Slim Down Smoothie? - In the blender.
Can you finish it?This wheatgrass smell makes me sick.
Well,man up.
I'm balls deep in three gut busters over here.
Oh,God.
It smells like the Jolly Green Giant's jock strap.
Oh,my God,it's like...
Stop.
You gagging makes me gag.
Okay,almost done.
Slim Down Smoothie!
Kinda got away from me.
I won't charge you for the extra.
Um,I wanted banana in this.
Max,banana.
You wanted a banana.Banana.
Where is Schiller to relieve me?
It's time for my YBBB class.
He probably got his hair caught in the ab crunch machine again.
That damn crunch machine.
Okay,he's here.I'm out.
After class,you relieve me.No dillydallying.
I got a hazard cone holding the shower with the railing and the bench in it.
Ooh,nice earrings,Raquel.
Oh,Pav? diamonds.
Found them in a locker.She doesn't need 'em.
Oh,you want this?
It's a fitness band.
Found it on the floor... of a locker.
Thanks.
xxx
They were not.
Hey,mami,I just heard those two rich moms trash-talking your friend.
Tell her to stay clear of Brian's class.
Their husbands are silent partners in the gym,
and also,in their marriages.
Wait,are you telling me I could lose my shower?
还有你的果汁吧工作
哦 好吧 也就是所有的事情 我得去阻止她
感受你身体的舒展
有什么事吗
有人报告这里地滑不太安全
我没有看到地上有水
那是你没找对地方
走开 你打扰我练习了
好的 现在努力保持住
就是这样 Caroline 好的 你感觉到了吗
让身体舒服的伸展开
够舒展的了
小姐 我们正在上课
现在我们换成婴儿式
嘿
Max
你必须马上离开这里
这些妈妈们看你就像
你在边搅拌边吃她们的沙拉
很好 你的臀部完全的舒展了
谢谢你 Brian
我还想继续洗澡呢
我终于找到除了大麻之外还能让我感觉不错的东西
小姐 你在妨碍我们上课
我刚刚就是这么说的 Brian
YBBB是一个灵动的冥想 所以滚出这里
为什么练BBBB这么粗鲁
十字礼
还有你 离他远点
我回来了 看到没
什么都没发生
那两个妈妈没对我怎样
他们能有多危险
她们都四十几岁了
40 五十几岁了吧
课程真棒
我感觉全身都在燃烧
我请你们一人一杯激情沙滩怎么样
好的 不要她做的
Han 有什么好笑的
Caroline 听说你在瑜伽室里让人飞起来了
Max,Han说的什么意思
你吹了小曲
做了一个空气烤饼
砰 砰哧
还要我再解释吗
好吧 说明一下 我可没做你们说的那件事
就算想我也不会做
我早就去跑步机上锻炼了
你跟教练调情 所以才会有这个放屁传闻
噢 我的天啊
这些六十岁的老女人竟然冤枉我放屁
至少她们没有防火烧了我们 谢天谢地
哈 开玩笑啦
嘿 Brian 课程很棒 你要给我调一杯果汁吗
现在有点忙
最近我那离婚的老板打算大张旗鼓的开始新生活
另外你还放屁了
真是难以置信
我因为一件没做过的事被大家排挤
这是我爸爸的旁氏骗局再次发生
现在我Caroline成了气人屁人
我知道你现在在一个屁漩涡里
但是这地方是他们老公开的
不要做什么事情毁坏现在美好的情景
对不起Max我有五年没有骂这些东边的内地女人了
所以我打算让这两个富婊子见识一下
噢 不
就是因为你们有一个悲哀缺爱的婚姻
我听不清你在说什么
所以 好吧
我很乐意再重复一遍
噢 好吧
我的健康手环掉进去了
我弄坏了这个完美榨汁机5000
你知道它为什么叫完美榨汁机5000
因为它值5000
我们知道 我们给Brian买了一个
妈咪 你要被炒鱿鱼了
这是一个再见礼物
另一个手环
Raquel你能告诉那个有长凳的淋浴我爱它吗
Oleg里面搞得怎么样了
我准备上螺丝了
没有一丝性欲的完成了
看 Raquel碰巧在柜子里找到一个淋浴头
我走回家消耗了515卡路里
噢 看错了是时间
没什么好鄙视的
有人要一起健身吗
Oleg正在里面修东西
好吧 现在你是有目的的
有人要吃生菜陪薯条吗
你来了 我的完美素食少妇
看看你红扑扑的脸庞
甜的
不是红扑扑 是像鸡蛋一样光滑
我有个圈饼
正好掉在我脸上了
我只有吃了它 要不然就会被闷死
我这么完美的控制自己 你却没有守住底线
因为一些天知道的原因
我甚至连说一下都不行
也许我们可以有一天例外
那一天不如就选在
今天
糖油蛋糕
知道我现在想干什么吗
哦 当然知道了
那我们还等什么呢
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