各位 各位 各位 Guys, guys, guys!
现在可是盛夏伊始 It's the beginning of summer.
我们得弄点新东西啊 快给我些想法 What are we gonna do to shake things up? I need stories!
咱做点关于弗莱什大师的报道吧 Let's do a piece on this Grandmaster Flash guy.
他是个什么样的人呢 他怎么那么迷人 What is he like? What makes him tick?
他只是个DJ 谁会看 还有什么想法 He's a DJ, who cares? What else?
-别逗了 艾伦 -只是DJ - Come on, Alan! - DJ?
看样子你得去长长见识了 Think you need to broaden your horizons.
现在布朗克斯区南部正有一场全面运动 There's a whole movement happening up in the South Bronx.
-是吧 戴夫 -我想说 得了吧 - Right, Dave? - I mean, come on.
坐趟火车出城看看 Get on a train and go uptown.
-看看究竟发生了什么 -没错 去瞄一眼吧 - Find out what's really going on. - Yeah, take a peek.
我有个想法 I got something.
你的脸上...有些烧烤酱 You got a little, uh... barbecue sauce on your face.
林赛 你手里全是 Lindsay, your hands are full
with the radio payola piece. Just stick with that.
Yeah, stick to your payola piece.
Going out, trying to pitch another piece.
我知道 我知道 艾伦 你只是想把我逗乐 I know, I know, Alan. It's just, um... Humor me for a second.
-哦 哦 我们开始吧 得把她逗笑啊 -那样最好 - Uh-oh. Here we go, we gotta humor her. - Should be good.
快准备好 Get ready.
我听说... There's this...
缅因州有一个夏令营 summer camp that I heard about up in Maine.
一个夏令营 在开玩笑吗 A summer camp? Is this a joke?
这算什么 逗我们吗 缅因州的夏令营 What is this, a joke? A summer camp in Maine?
各位 各位 各位 别这样 别这样 Guys! Guys! Guys! Come on! Come on!
这听上去像是瞎扯 但或许并非如此 我意思是 得了吧 It's a funny joke, but if it's not a joke, I mean, come on...
嘿 嘿 嘿 等等 各位 Hey, hey, hey, hold on. Hold on, guys.
让我们听听她的打算 Let's see where she's going with this...
我想着我们混进去 I'm thinking I go up there undercover.
挖些猛料 怎样 Get the real story, right?
看看青少年在父母不在身边时会做些什么 What the teenagers are doing when the parents aren't around.
我知道我24岁了 但... I know I'm 24 years old, but...
如果穿上合适的衣服 我也是可以扮成青少年的 I could pass for a teenager, you know, with the right clothes.
哇 Oh, wow.
-我可不信 -我深表怀疑 - Yeah, I don't buy it. - I doubt it.
合适的衣服 可没人生产那种衣服 The right clothes? They don't make those kind of clothes.
去你们的 我能行的 我可是有哥伦比亚大学的... God damn it! I can pull this off! I have a degree from the...
新闻学学位 Columbia School of Journalism.
就是这样 戴夫 你欠我20块了 There it is. Dave, you owe me 20 bucks.
-你才欠我20块 -那这次算平手吧 戴夫 - You owe me 20 bucks. - Right, we'll call it even, Dave.
打赌都能有平局啊 We're gonna call it even on the bet.
不论你有没有学位 林赛 Degree or no degree, Lindsay,
你怎么会认为你能打扮的像个青少年呢 what makes you think you can pass for 16 years old?
她怎么会认为她能打扮的像个青少年 哈哈 What makes her think she could pass for a 16-year-old?
哇 Oh!
-哇 -我该被掌嘴了 - Whoa. - I'll be damned.
她看上去可真像只有16岁 She really does look like she's 16.
我想我错了 林赛 我们都低估你了 I stand corrected, Linds. I think we all underestimated you.
-你犯了个大错 -没错 - You made a mistake. - Yeah.
那你说怎样 艾伦 So what do you say, Alan?
你得明白 我们...通常不那样做 You gotta understand. It's... it's just not our normal beat.
-没错 我们可不这样做 -不是我们的节奏 - Yeah, we don't do that. - It's not our beat.
-咱们可是摇滚杂志 -各位 各位 - It's rock and roll. - Guys! Guys!
咱们是"摇滚世界"杂志 This is Rock & Roll World magazine!
我是只是要报道摇滚 Are we just gonna cover rock and roll?
还是要涉足全球 Or are we gonna cover the world?
-没错 -她说的有理 - Yeah. - She's got a point.
我们得放眼全世界 刊名写着呢 摇滚世界 We gotta cover the world. That's in the title. Rock & Roll World.
五千字有关夏令营的报道 别把它浪费掉 Five thousand words on summer camp. Make it count.
好的 我去联系环球航空公司 All right, I'll call TWA.
咱们薪火夏令营的第一个上午 We're half past the top of the morning here
快要结束了 on the first day of Camp Firewood.
今天是你们进行破冰之旅的一天 Today's the day you let everybody know just who you are.
-你是个体育迷 还是个艺术家 -耶 -Are you a jock? An artist? -Yeah!
也许你是个酷小鬼 或是不合群的 Maybe you're a cool kid. A loner?
今天午餐坐在你旁边的人 Who you sit next to at lunch today
也许对你整个暑假也至关重要 could set the stage for the rest of your summer.
还有 帮自己个忙 And do yourself a favor,
朋友们 别被别人看见挖鼻孔 folks. Don't get caught picking your nose,
否则你就会荣幸的成为"鼻屎精"了 or you're gonna be known as the Booger Kid,
并且得被叫上八个星期 and we got eight weeks to go.
现在 我的时间表探子 Now, my schedule spies
告诉我说活动定位站 tell me that the activity orientation stations
正在紧锣密鼓地进行筹备中 那让我们去看看吧 are up and running right about now, so check 'em out.
噢 我的蛋蛋 老天 Ow, my balls! God!
让我们来看看孰好孰坏吧 Let us know what's hot and what is not.
和往常一样 你会看见 As always, you got the
旋着会起作用的转盘 Beekeeper spinning only the platters that matter.
或许我现在不该这样做 Now, I really shouldn't do this,
因为那会把管钱的家伙惹毛 'cause it'll piss off the bean counters,
但管他的呢 but what the hell!
咱们十首歌放一组吧 Let's do ten songs in a row, commercial-free,
right here on WCFW in the Beehive!
我不知如何来让这一堆青少年相信 I had no idea how I was gonna convince a bunch of teens
我是他们的一员而不是 that I was just like them and not a 24-year-old
一个24岁的经验丰富 床战无数的老阿姨 with a lifetime of sexual and career experience.
我所不知道的是 这个面鄞州森林里的夏令营 Little did I know, this summer camp in the woods of Maine
会改变我一生的轨迹 would change the trajectory of my entire life.
你打不赢我 你打不赢我 Can't beat me. You can't beat me.
嘿 各位 咱这样玩 好吗 Hey, guys. Let's do this, okay?
我们一人说一个词 凑成一个故事 We're gonna build a story one word at a time.
那很有趣的 我先来 It's really fun. I'll go first.
-很久... -很久... - Once... - Upon...
以... A...
放屁 Fart.
-总是这样 很有原创风嘛 德鲁 -那当然 - As always, very original, Drew. - I know.
-我们再来一次 -好的 - Let's try again. - Okay.
-很久 -很久 - Once... - Upon...
以... A...
爆乳 Titty!
别这样 伙计们 如果你们 Come on, guys. This could be
认真点这会很有好处的 very rewarding if you actually made an effort.
-我可不这样想 -对 - I don't think so. - No.
你有男朋友了吗 卡蒂 Do you have a boyfriend, Katie?
没错 他名字叫布莱克·麦卡锡 Yes, his name is Blake McCarthy,
并且我们的父母都在楠塔基特岛度假 and our parents vacation together in Nantucket.
他可爱吗 Is he cute?
当然 他可萌了 Uh, yeah, he's a total fox.
就像年轻版的拉里·威尔考克斯 Like a younger Larry Wilcox.
哇 Ooh.
你们呢 你们有男朋友了吗 What about you guys? Do any of you have boyfriends?
那看看那边那几位 Well, what about over there?
有中意的吗 You think any of them are cute?
呸 真恶心 Ew, gross.
男孩儿们真恶心 Boys are disgusting!
令我作呕 They make me barf.
我相信你说的实话 Well, I'm sure you feel that way now,
但我打赌那会改变的 but I bet you that's gonna change.
艾米你一直盯着穿棕色衣服的那货看诶 Amy keeps staring at brown shirt over there.
我也不清楚 I don't know.
他看上去...挺不错 He seems... nice.
凯文 你这次...怎么不试试了呢 Kevin, why don't you... Why don't you try this time?
-快点啊 凯文 -凯文 - Go ahead, Kev-Kev. - Kevin?
嘿 库普 我得去尿尿 谢了 伙计 Hey, Coop, I gotta take a whiz. Thanks, man!
去你的吧 凯文 好了吗 再见 Screw you, Kevin, okay? Buh-bye.
怎么了 哥们 你有点分心啊 What's up, buddy? You seem distracted.
那边那个女孩儿 我觉得我喜欢她 That girl over there. I think I like her.
-或许你得过去给她说说话 -可我该说点啥好 - Maybe you should go talk to her. - But what would I say?
听着 去年我也不敢同一个女孩儿讲话 她名字叫堂娜 Look, last year I was terrified to talk to this girl, Donna,
但在夏令营的最后一天 but then on the very last day of camp,
我终于向她开口了 而现在她是我女朋友 I did talk to her, and now she's my girlfriend.
所以 任何人都能... So, anyone can do it...
嘿 那边听说有特酷的东西 所有人过来看看 Hey! A cool thing is happening over here! Everyone run toward it!
-我们要去吗 -当然 我们走 - Should we go? - Yeah, let's go.
好吧 All right.
那是我女朋友 堂娜 嘿 堂娜 Oh, that's my girlfriend, Donna! Hey, Donna!
哇 Wow.
那位是谁 Who is this guy?
他是亚龙 他是我们新的足球课顾问 That's Yaron. He's the new Soccer Counselor.
他是以色列人 He's from Israel.
-亚个啥 -亚龙 - Ya-what? - Yaron.
-啥 -亚龙 - What? - Yaron.
-亚昏 -亚龙 - Ya-reun? - Ya-ron.
哇 Ha!
哇 Whoo!
哈 Ha!
哇喔 Wow.
我很高兴见到你们 I'm so happy to meet all of you.
我们以色列有句俗话 In Israel we have a saying...
意思是 "你愿与我共舞吗" It means, "Will you dance with me?"
而那就是我对你们所有人的感受 And that is how I feel about all of you.
男人 女人 顾问 营地管理员 Men, women, counselors, campers...
我希望你们都与我共舞 I want you all to dance with me.
那么 游客们 呃... So, bevakasha, uh...
亚龙 你住在以色列哪儿呢 Yaron, where do you live in Israel?
我住在海法南边的一个海滩边 叫霍夫·哈勃尼 I live on a beach south of Haifa, Hof HaBonim.
哦 我去过那儿 那儿的人都玩儿壁球 Oh, I've been there. I've seen the guys all playing matkot.
壁球 你居然知道 Matkot! You know this?
你什么时候去的 When were you in Israel?
上个冬天...我才去过 没错 This past winter I was there. I just... yeah.
嘿 那儿有棒冰 咱们快去 走 快走 Hey, popsicles! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
噢 老天 我能来一支吗 Oh, my gosh. Can I have one of those?
我正好 呃 超想抽烟 I've just been, like, dying for a cigarette.
当然 Of course.
你们两个 营地里不许吸烟 You guys, you can't smoke at camp.
你真可爱 You're cute.
呃 Mmm.
这味道真让我怀念 美国的烟劲儿可没那么大 I really miss these. They're not as strong in the States.
我买了挺多的 所以...随时欢迎 Well, I brought many, so... anytime.
可别被逮着了 Be careful what you offer.
我叫杰拉尔德·库珀博格 我是堂娜的男朋友 I'm Gerald Cooperberg. I'm Donna's boyfriend.
现在我得去... 呃 Well now, for me, it's time for...
教孩子们踢足球了 I have to play for... teaching soccer for kids.
嗯 足球 Oh, for soccer.
那么 回头见 And so, see you soon.
好的 再...见 Yeah, saba... ba.
堂娜 我不敢相信你居然开始抽烟了 Donna, I can't believe you smoke now.
你也该试试 也许你会喜欢上吸烟 库普 You should try it. You might like it, Coop.
我不知道 我... Oh, I don't know. I...
-来一口嘛 -好吧 - Come on! - Okay.
你抽烟可真性感 You look sexy with a cigarette.
-真的吗 -真的 - Really? - Yeah.
你想 呃 和我一起吃个午饭什么的吗 Do you wanna, like, go have lunch or whatever?
也许我不会吃午饭 I'm probably gonna skip lunch.
因为人造食品真的不大合我胃口 Just 'cause I'm not really into the ersatz food thing.
噢 那好吧 Oh, yeah. Right.
人造的玩意儿的确备受争议 Ersatz stuff in general is pretty dubious,
我也那样认为 is kinda my take on that.
那或许我们可以 Maybe we could then go
去我的地盘然后 呃 随便做点什么... back to my bunk and just, like, do whatever...
噢 库普 我不确定我是否有空 Uh, Coop, I don't know if I can,
因为我得去 just 'cause I have to
把包裹里的东西拿出来整理好 unpack and take things out of bags and stuff.
-我现在有点混乱 -好吧 - I'm kind of slammed right now. - Yeah.
呃 但我待会儿会来找你的 Um, but I'll see you later.
当然 好的 你想要腾个时间来见还是... Sure, yeah. You want to make a scheduled time for that, or...
再见 Bye.
好了 所有营地管理员都审核过了 Okay, all the campers are accounted for.
你要我再同黄名单交叉检验一下吗 You want me to cross-check against the yellow list?
是的 别问我了 去做就是 Yes, just don't ask me. Do whatever.
嘿 怎么了 你还好吗 Hey, whoa, are you okay?
是的 我很好 一切正常 够了吗 Yes, I'm okay. Nothing is wrong, all right?
我只是不需要你 I just don't need you giving
来给我的精神状态打分 me the third degree about my mental state!
我来把它修好 把它递给我 让我来看看 I'll fix it. Pass it over here. I can look at it.
但小心点 那可是我最爱的一盘磁带 But be careful. It's my favorite cassette.
我敢打赌他能修好的 I'll bet you he can fix it.
-噢 老兄... -妈的 - Oh, man... - Shit.
那是谁啊 Who is that?
我不知道 但我的天 她在抽烟 I don't know, but God dang it, she's smoking!
-嗨 我叫林赛 -你好 - Hi, I'm Lindsay. - Hi.
-你好 林赛 -你好 林赛 - Hi, Lindsay. - Hi, Lindsay.
-嘿 -我是新来的顾问 - Hey. - So, I'm a new counselor here.
-棒极了 -棒极了 - Cool. - Cool.
-棒极了 -没错 - Cool. - Yeah.
那么你从哪儿来 林赛 So where are you from, Lindsay?
我从哪儿来 我从哪儿来 Where am I from? Where am I from?
我从 我从 我从 我从... I'm from, I'm from, I'm from, I'm from...
曼哈顿...维尔 我从曼哈顿维尔来 Manhattan... ville. Manhattanville.
-真不错 -那地方在哪儿 - Cool. - Where is that?
在俄亥俄州 It's in Ohio.
-这样啊 -好吧 - Hmm. - All right.
呃 哪部分呢 Oh, which part?
中部...还是州北部...南部来着 The center... up... state, down.
-中心地带 -噢 好的 不错 - The downtown. - Oh, okay. Cool.
我能坐一下吗 Can I sit down?
-别坐那儿 过来点儿 -和我们坐一块儿 - No, no, no, sit right there. - Join us.
我们刚刚正在听音乐然后... We were just listening to some music and...
没错 最热单曲 Yeah, some top hits.
你知道什么东西对付这个最有效吗 黄油刀 You know what works great for that? Butter knife.
我在办公室就是这样干的 That's how I fix it in the office.
什么办公室 What office?
呃 琼斯警官那儿 The officer... Officer Jones.
这样 Oh.
-好吧 -好的 - Cool. - Yeah.
噢 不 我得走了 Oh, no! I gotta go!
她怎么了 What's wrong with her?
嗯 Hmm...
噢不 噢不 噢不 Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no.
亲爱的 甜心 你还好吗 Honey? Sweetie, are you okay?
我想是的 Uh, I think so.
我觉得我知道发生什么了 I have a feeling I know what's going on.
你需要这个吗 You need one of these?
呃... Oh, uh...
谢谢你 Thanks.
呃... Uh...
我把它...放哪儿呢 Where do I... put it?
噢 Oh...
就放在... Just... up in the... Where the...
-那东西来的地方 -谢谢你 - Where it's coming from? - Thanks.
没那么坏吧 是不是 It's not so bad, is it?
我觉得有点不同了 我感觉... I feel different. I feel...
很奇怪 Weird.
那的确得花时间适应一下 Well, it takes some getting used to.
艾比·伯恩斯坦 我相信你刚刚成为了一个女人 Abby Bernstein, I do believe you've just become a woman.
你确定你不会说出去吗 Are you sure you can't tell?
我们会保守你的秘密的 Your secret is safe with us.
-电子之路 -棒极了 - Electric ways?- Bravissimo.
各位 就是这样的 People, that is how it's done.
贝基 丹尼 我希望你们专心点 Becky, Danny, I hope you were paying attention.
你俩是我们的领舞 我需要你俩感受相互的爱 You guys are our leads. We need to feel the love between you.
那叫做演技 It's called acting.
没错 本 可那还是要复杂一些 Yes, Ben, but it's a little more complicated than that.
我们从不想知道你是在演戏 We never want to know you're acting.
你得顺其自然 让我们无所察觉 You have to be it so we don't see it.
你得生动传神 否则我们可不会买账 You have to live it or we won't forgive it.
你得假戏真做 否则好好掩盖 You have to inhabit it or leave it in the cabinet.
你们好 Hiya.
不好意思来迟了 有人跳到我乘的火车前了 Sorry I'm late. Guy jumped in front of the F Train.
各位 这是我的助手朗达 Everyone, this is my assistant Rhonda.
她从城里来 今晚来帮帮我们 She's come up from the city to help us out tonight.
她来教你们一种新的舞蹈 She's going to teach you the new choreography.
好了 All right.
那个戴头带的 改成掌换步 This one's with a hitch-kick, right into a ball change.
别让你的掌换步看起来像方形步 Don't let your ball change look like a box step
你的葡萄藤舞步得走远点了 and your grapevine needs to travel!
-你明白了吗 -她可真靓 - Huh? Ya got that? - She's sassy.
全身上下 各位 我需要你们的精气神儿 From the top, guys. I want pizazz.
你们的活力 屁股扭起来 打起精神来 好吗 I want oomph, I want hips, hips, hips. Energy! Okay?
从一开始数 心里默念 From one. No marking.
五 六 七 八 Five, six, seven, eight!
停下 停下 Stop! Stop!
别跳了 Stop moving!
克劳德 根据演员的衡平法 Claude, according to Actors' Equity rules,
我们得吃午饭休息一下了 we need to break for lunch.
喔 哇 Oh, wow.
我觉得我们该继续练下去 还有六小时就要表演了 I think we really need to keep working. Curtain's in six hours.
而我们还没彩排"不羁之死"那些呢 We haven't even rehearsed the "Death Row Boogie" Number.
本 衡平法的存在是有理由的 Ben, Equity rules are Equity rules for a reason.
苏西是对的 本 Susie's right, Ben.
不要因为你是个菜鸟 Just because you're an
还非要表现的像个菜鸟一样 amateur doesn't mean you have to act like one.
女士们先生们 吃午饭吧 Ladies and gents, that's lunch!
一个小时 那就是步行的距离 One hour. It's a walk away.
只有一小时 别拖拖拉拉的 And I mean one hour. No dillying, no dallying.
苏西 你对那些 Susie, I am impressed with your
专业剧院的规章条例如此了解 真让我佩服 knowledge of the professional theater regulations.
非常佩服 Very impressed.