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.:: La Fabrique ::.
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{\pos(110,110)}L'�quipe � Roger
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{\pos(110,110)}Synchro: mpm
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{pos(270,260)}I love martinis.
They heal all wounds.
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{\pos(280,260)}After about 1000 of them
I'm still amazed.
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But your poor liver
has had to work so hard.
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I know, I know.
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- I'm very proud of her.
- Your liver's female?
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All of my internal organs are women.
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{\pos(290,260)}Listen, I have an early surprise
birthday present for you.
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{\pos(192,220)}- When is your birthday, by the way?
- In about six months.
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Then this is very early.
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You know the director Jim Jarmusch...
Down by Law, Broken Flowers?
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{\pos(120,260)}- Yeah, I love his movies.
- Well, I saw Jarmusch the other night.
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{\pos(110,260)}He has very good hair, just...
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Anyway, he wants to meet with you,
give you a script to read.
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- Why does he want me to read{\ his script}?
- {\Turns out that }He loves your first novel
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and he wants you to do a revision
of one of his screenplays.
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You're gonna meet him at a film
society party tomorrow sometime
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and I've set
the whole thing up for you.
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I don't know{\, you know}.
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{\pos(120,260)}I really should be
working on my book.
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{\pos(120,260)}And look, I don't know
how to write screenplays.
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You need a computer program
or something.
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- It's crazy.
- Don't be a milquetoast.
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{\pos(120,260)}This is a very big opportunity for you.
It could be a life changer.
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Can one screenplay
really change a life?
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Sometimes.
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Do I want my life to change?
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Most people do, Jonathan.
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Oh, shit,
there's Antrem and Priscilla.
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Don't turn around.
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Don't draw attention.
Just sit... Just sit there.
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{\pos(280,260)}Who are they?
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{\pos(280,260)}Damn it, I can't stand him.
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I can't believe this is happening.
Richard...
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{\pos(280,260)}used to work for me years ago.
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And that's Priscilla,
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my best ex-wife.
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They recently moved
back to New York.
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This is not gonna work.
{\Come on, }Let's get out of here.
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Why was she your best wife?
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Everything with her
was as intimate as kissing.
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{\pos(280,260)}I never really got over her...
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{\pos(280,260)}the most orgasmic woman
I've ever been with.
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Who was the most orgasmic woman
you've ever been with?
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You could use my first name.
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But I hope I'm not the most orgasmic
woman you've ever been with.
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I'm not that easy.
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- Hello, Priscilla.
- Hello, George.
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- You look absolutely beautiful.
- I don't.
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I look like shit, but thank you.
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- How do I look?
- Depraved,
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but well-fed.
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Jonathan, this is Richard
and Priscilla Antrem.
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Richard is the new editor
of Women's Wear Daily.
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George, you know I'm editing GQ.
Don't be petty.
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{\pos(280,260)}- I'm sorry. I get the two confused.
- Of course you do.
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{\You know, }You ought to try
doing The Times crossword puzzle.
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It's supposed to be{\ really} good
for senile dementia.
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Richard, George, please.
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Well, it's very nice
to meet the both of you.
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- Same here.
- So...
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{\pos(280,260)}who was the most orgasmic woman
you've ever been with?
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No, I wasn't talking
about me, actually.
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Jonathan here mentioned
a woman that he was dating
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that was{\, what did you say,} very lively?
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- Lively.
- Really?
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You've got an awfully good grip.
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It's probably kind of handy
in bed, isn't it?
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How orgasmic was she?
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Thank you about the grip.
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Yeah, I... she was...
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{\pos(120,260)}- I don't want to be rude.
- {\It's all right.}I don't mind talking about sex.
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{\pos(280,260)}It's what everybody's
thinking about anyway.
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Why don't we sit down
and have a drink and be civilized?
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I'd love to, but we actually
were on our way out right now.
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So maybe some other time.
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So anyway,
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hello and goodbye.
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Nice to meet you.
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That was really weird... the way Antrem
wouldn't let go of my hand.
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He's a strange
and tormented creature.
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It really disturbs me
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that Priscilla loved me once
and now loves him.
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I'd hate to think what that means.
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They're very nice ladies.
Well, one of them is.
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I'd be doing them a huge favor.
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I don't feel good about this.
I don't want you to be a sperm donor.
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But it's flattering.
They're fans of my work.
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I've never had lesbian fans before.
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They should go to a sperm bank.
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You can't just give your sperm
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to two girls you met in a cafe.
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I met you in a cafe.
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I just feel like you
shouldn't be doing this.
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The world is overpopulated.
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You know there's an island of plastic
the size of Texas in the pacific.
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I know, Leah.
You told me this 1000 times.
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Please don't dismiss what I'm saying.
Overpopulation is important to me.
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Look, I don't think
that me giving these lesbians
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one illegitimate child
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is gonna add that much plastic.
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You have two children.
Why can't I have one?
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But you haven't
thought this through.
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You don't listen to me.
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I do listen.
I've heard everything you've said.
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Really?
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You don't listen listen.
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I want you to go for therapy.
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Oh, God.
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I'll trade you therapy for sex.
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It's been almost three weeks.
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I think it's sweet you
know how long it's been.
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Let's get a drink.
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- Keep an eye out for Jarmusch.
- There's a lot of good-looking women{\ here}...
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much better than at book parties.
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Goodbye.
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- White wine?
- Yeah.
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Why is it wherever I go
I look for Suzanne?
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Because your heart's broken.
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You're looking for the piece
that is her to put it back together.
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I'll probably do the same
with Priscilla
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now that she's back in town,
God help me.
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If {\this thing}it works out with Jarmusch
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I'll be so distracted
that I'll forget about Suzanne.
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Movies equal money, women,
glamour...
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- more women.
- {\See, }I like that. That's positive thinking.
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- But is any of it meaningful?
- No,
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but it's fun.
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There's Jarmusch.
All right, let's go. All right?
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Look at that hair.
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This is...
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I'm sorry, I forgot your name.
We just met.
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Miriam.
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Nice to meet you.
George Christopher.
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And this is Jonathan ames.
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- The man I want to meet.
- It's very nice to meet you.
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Could you excuse us?
We have some business to talk over.
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- Sure.
- Thanks.
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Are those hummingbirds?
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They're dipping
their beaks into flowers.
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I love them.
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- What was your name again?
- Miriam.
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So I really loved your novel...
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dark, funny, perverted, beautiful.
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You must really suffer from
the terrifying clarity of your vision.
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Thank you.
I do suffer.
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Thank you.
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Take a look at this screenplay.
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I kind of dashed it off.
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It's about the New York poet
Frank O'Hara.
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He had a beautiful nose
like a boxer.
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Yeah, I know.
I love his nose.
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He got run over by a dune buggy
on Fire Island.
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Anyway, I'd like you to think
about doing a rewrite on this.
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- George has my number.
- Thank you{\ so much} for this opportunity.
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I love your work
and I can't wait to read this.
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Thanks.
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Did you have this script made for me?
My name's on the cover.
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{\Well, you know, }Now when you give someone
a script to read
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it's kind of standard practice
to laser print their name on every page.
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I see.
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This is not a big deal,
but my name is misspelled.
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There's no "O" at the end.
It's "Jonathan", not "Jonathon".
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Yeah, man, I don't know.
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It's not really important.
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But call me tomorrow
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and it's really great to meet you.
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Great to meet you.
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Thank you, Jim Jarmusch.
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Do you know Jim Jarmusch?
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He's my favorite director
of all time.
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His films are like poems
that come to life.
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It's really interesting{\that you should say that}.
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The film that we might work on together
is actually sort of about that.
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You're gonna work with Jim Jarmusch?
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I don't want to go
to a bar on Smith street.
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Let's just go back to my place.
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I live with my dad,
but he'll be out tonight.
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- We can have a drink there.
- What year are you again at N.Y.U?
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- Senior.
- Senior? Okay.
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Wait, so you're 22, right?
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I'm going to be soon.
I'm 21.
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You don't think i'm too old,
do you? I'm 30.
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30 is cool.
I've been with guys older than you.
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But are you a man or a boy?
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Well, what's the difference?
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With a man...
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you feel like you're being taken
and you like it.
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And with a boy you feel like
they're stealing something from you
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and you don't like it.
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This is it.
Thank you.
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Shit, my dad is home already.
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We can go to seventh avenue
and grab a drink.
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We're going in his office.
It's fun in there.
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It's a beautiful brownstone.
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- Your dad's a therapist?
- Yeah, he's a pain in the ass.
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He thinks
he's the Carl Jung of Brooklyn.
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I like Carl Jung.
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Not when he's your dad
and he acts like your diary
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is part of the collective
unconscious.
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Wait.
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Sorry, I keep thinking
about people sitting on this couch
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talking about being sexually abused.
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That's what makes it fun.
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You're a good kisser.
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Am I a manly kisser?
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Do you want to go
to my prom with me?
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N.Y.U. has proms?
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Shit.
I'm drunk.
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I should be honest with you.
I don't go to N.Y.U.
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- Where do you go? Hunter?
- St. Anne's.
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The high school?
How old are you?
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- Old enough.
- Wait wait.
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You want me to go to your senior prom,
right? You're 18?
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- No, junior prom.
- You're 17?
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- 16.
- 16 years old?
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But I'll be 17 in two weeks.
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You're 16?
Oh my God, oh my God.
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Don't freak out. I haven't been a virgin
for almost a year.
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I probably know more
about sex than you do.
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I know plenty about sex, okay?
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That doesn't matter.
You said you weresn't 21.
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There's a big difference
between 21 and 16.
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Look, I'm sorry.
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You're beautiful,
but I have to leave.
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I feel really guilty.
I wish I had met you in high school.
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I wouldn't have liked you then.
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That's true.
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If you really have to go
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I want to give you something
to remember me by.
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And you can tell Jim
he can put me in his movie.
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Don't do that.
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- Dad!
- What the hell is going on here?
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That's right.
Run, you little sick.
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Oh, shit, the script.
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- You're gonna go to your mother's.
- You don't understand me.
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I don't want to{\ understand you}.
You're gonna go to your mother's.
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00:13:06,071 --> 00:13:08,816
You can't deal with being
attracted to your own daughter.
241
00:13:08,941 --> 00:13:12,252
Do not try to pull transference on me.
I invented transference.
242
00:13:17,172 --> 00:13:19,842
I called the girl, but she's
already in Connecticut with her mom
243
00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:21,508
so she can't get the screenplay.
244
00:13:22,332 --> 00:13:25,169
- What the hell am I gonna do?
- You gotta break into that place.
245
00:13:25,294 --> 00:13:27,097
I can't break into a therapy office.
246
00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:29,850
Why? What difference does it make{\ that it's a therapy office}?
You gotta get in there.
247
00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:31,618
No, it's not possible.
248
00:13:32,119 --> 00:13:34,563
George is gonna kill me
and so is Jim Jarmusch.
249
00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,684
Well, they can't both kill you.
250
00:13:36,809 --> 00:13:38,859
Just call the dad and ask for it.
251
00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:41,718
He will shoot me.
She's only 16 years old...
252
00:13:42,013 --> 00:13:43,989
Well, nearly 17. Nearly 17.
253
00:13:45,016 --> 00:13:46,950
- You didn't sodomize her, did you?
- No.
254
00:13:47,119 --> 00:13:48,572
That's too bad.
255
00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:52,147
You gotta be careful.
A lot of things fall under sodomy.
256
00:13:52,272 --> 00:13:53,666
I wonder if kissing is sodomy.
257
00:13:53,996 --> 00:13:55,246
Don't say that.
258
00:13:58,997 --> 00:14:00,734
I need to get this screenplay.
259
00:14:00,859 --> 00:14:03,092
I'm supposed to call Jarmusch
{\today }and tell him what I think.
260
00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:05,636
{\Just }Ignore it. Don't answer your phone.
That's what I would do.
261
00:14:05,852 --> 00:14:08,752
But I don't want it to blow over.
I want this.
262
00:14:08,910 --> 00:14:10,660
I can't work on my novel.
263
00:14:11,158 --> 00:14:12,458
I need this job.
264
00:14:15,961 --> 00:14:18,941
What about you go to the therapist
as a patient?
265
00:14:20,079 --> 00:14:21,235
{\Why?}I don't need help.
266
00:14:21,404 --> 00:14:23,802
No, it's not about that.
It's about getting the script.
267
00:14:23,927 --> 00:14:25,697
You could act like
you've lost control
268
00:14:25,822 --> 00:14:28,701
and then just stick your hand behind
the couch, grab the thing and flee.
269
00:14:28,878 --> 00:14:31,873
- Why don't you do that?
- {\Because }I'm too close to the whole situation.
270
00:14:31,998 --> 00:14:33,598
I'll blow it.
Please.
271
00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:37,006
I'll pay for the therapy,
give you 50 bucks
272
00:14:37,218 --> 00:14:39,458
and buy you dinner
at Sammy's Romanian.
273
00:14:39,590 --> 00:14:40,671
I do like Sammy's.
274
00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:48,409
{\I mean, }Leah has been trying
to get me to go to therapy
275
00:14:48,534 --> 00:14:51,403
and maybe this way she'll get
off my back and onto hers.
276
00:14:51,528 --> 00:14:53,392
What?
What did I say?
277
00:14:55,834 --> 00:14:58,147
Jonathan found
a therapist that he likes
278
00:14:58,892 --> 00:15:00,941
and I'm gonna go
279
00:15:01,110 --> 00:15:03,636
just like you said,
so then we'll, you know...
280
00:15:03,761 --> 00:15:06,006
Great, 'cause once you go
for a few months
281
00:15:06,131 --> 00:15:08,699
and learn the language we can
go for couples' counseling.
282
00:15:13,388 --> 00:15:15,241
So what should I
talk about in there?
283
00:15:15,366 --> 00:15:17,113
The guy already thinks I'm nuts...
284
00:15:17,238 --> 00:15:19,298
asking for a suicidal
emergency meeting.
285
00:15:19,423 --> 00:15:21,295
No, that's fine.
Just throw a fit,
286
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:24,048
pull back the couch,
grab the script and run out of there.
287
00:15:24,476 --> 00:15:27,972
That is the worst plan ever.
I gotta warm up before I flip out.
288
00:15:28,097 --> 00:15:31,522
I gotta lull the guy in.
If I go nuts immediately
289
00:15:32,144 --> 00:15:34,641
he might try to throw
a straitjacket on me or something.
290
00:15:35,189 --> 00:15:36,101
That's true.
291
00:15:37,768 --> 00:15:40,553
Maybe I'll come up
with some fake issues like I overeat...
292
00:15:43,758 --> 00:15:46,869
- You sort of do, don't you?
- Don't be rude.
293
00:15:46,994 --> 00:15:49,502
Or maybe talk about how Leah
never wants to have sex with me.
294
00:15:49,627 --> 00:15:51,408
That sounds like another real issue.
295
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:56,301
- Do you want my help or not?
- Sorry. That's the place right there.
296
00:15:57,041 --> 00:15:58,691
I'll see you in an hour
297
00:15:58,829 --> 00:16:00,122
or 50 minutes.
298
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,812
Thank you for saving my life.
299
00:16:08,937 --> 00:16:10,636
I'll wait for you here by this tree.
300
00:16:11,163 --> 00:16:13,113
Okay, thank you, Boo Radley.
301
00:16:46,545 --> 00:16:47,979
Where's the screenplay?
302
00:16:48,104 --> 00:16:50,774
I didn't get it.
I forgot, I'm sorry.
303
00:16:51,525 --> 00:16:53,804
- The session was too much.
- What{\ the hell} happened in there?
304
00:16:53,973 --> 00:16:56,354
He gutted me like a fish.
305
00:16:57,151 --> 00:16:59,271
He said I was so cut off
from my feelings
306
00:16:59,396 --> 00:17:01,596
that everyone in my life would die
307
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,772
without knowing that
I ever really loved them.
308
00:17:03,941 --> 00:17:05,899
God, that's terrible.
I'm sorry.
309
00:17:06,148 --> 00:17:07,276
I want to go home.
310
00:17:07,671 --> 00:17:10,193
I want a beer.
I want an ice-cream sandwich.
311
00:17:10,318 --> 00:17:12,723
I want to take a nap.
And then I'm going to get...
312
00:17:15,122 --> 00:17:17,059
I want to read a comic book.
313
00:17:17,184 --> 00:17:19,788
I want to watch Little house
on the prairie and I want a vodka.
314
00:17:21,023 --> 00:17:23,542
Well, this is the biggest
screw-up ever.
315
00:17:24,236 --> 00:17:26,543
How old was the girl?
14?
316
00:17:26,668 --> 00:17:28,382
No no, 16, nearly 17.
317
00:17:28,757 --> 00:17:31,099
That's not so bad.
Polanski was much worse.
318
00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:34,879
- Polanski?
- You have got to getthis.
319
00:17:35,277 --> 00:17:36,763
Jarmusch is gonna blame me.
320
00:17:36,932 --> 00:17:39,600
- I'm sorry, George.
- I think you did this on purpose.
321
00:17:39,771 --> 00:17:41,221
You self-sabotaged.
322
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,437
George, are you coming back to bed?
323
00:17:43,828 --> 00:17:44,828
I'm lonely.
324
00:17:45,075 --> 00:17:46,857
In a minute.
Put on the TV.
325
00:17:47,573 --> 00:17:51,153
- Who's in there?
- Miriam from the other night.
326
00:17:52,740 --> 00:17:55,165
She's not Priscilla,
but she's wonderful.
327
00:17:55,971 --> 00:17:58,410
You know, I'm very oral nowadays.
328
00:17:58,535 --> 00:18:02,080
I feel like
I'm half man, half infant.
329
00:18:03,795 --> 00:18:06,345
George, please.
I watch TV all the time.
330
00:18:09,785 --> 00:18:11,135
I'll be right in.
331
00:18:11,844 --> 00:18:14,343
You look absolutely beautiful.
332
00:18:15,091 --> 00:18:16,091
So do you.
333
00:18:22,952 --> 00:18:25,012
She makes me feel like I'm 50 again.
334
00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:26,687
Now I'm feeling oral.
335
00:18:26,945 --> 00:18:30,817
All right, you gotta work this out.
I don't want Jarmusch pissed off at me.
336
00:18:31,002 --> 00:18:33,369
- How am I gonna get the script back?
- I don't know.
337
00:18:33,627 --> 00:18:37,482
I'm gonna have to give you tough love.
You did this. You clean it up.
338
00:18:38,452 --> 00:18:39,793
George, please.
339
00:18:54,553 --> 00:18:56,885
I'm proud of you
for going to therapy.
340
00:19:06,951 --> 00:19:08,907
I'm sorry, I can't tonight.
341
00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:11,441
That guy eviscerated me.
342
00:19:12,436 --> 00:19:14,695
My penis is totally recessed.
343
00:19:14,995 --> 00:19:15,995
What?
344
00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:18,741
When I was a little kid I used
to like to push my penis in
345
00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:20,936
to make it look like it disappeared.
346
00:19:22,688 --> 00:19:24,677
Today that happened all by itself.
347
00:19:45,367 --> 00:19:47,568
So I'm not the kind{\ of therapist}
that pussyfoots around.
348
00:19:47,693 --> 00:19:49,440
I like to dig in fast
and I give feedback.
349
00:19:49,565 --> 00:19:51,777
Stop fidgeting.
What are you doing with your arm?
350
00:19:51,902 --> 00:19:54,610
- Nothing. I'm nervous.
- Put your hands in your lap. Focus.
351
00:19:54,992 --> 00:19:57,926
Sit up. Good posture sends
positive messages to the brain.
352
00:19:58,051 --> 00:20:01,033
We're here to work.
So what are you issues? Give them to me.
353
00:20:02,965 --> 00:20:04,912
I am sad about this breakup
I went through.
354
00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:06,121
She left you?
355
00:20:06,289 --> 00:20:08,765
And you feel rejected and unlovable
and you can't understand
356
00:20:08,890 --> 00:20:10,744
why she no longer loves you?
357
00:20:10,869 --> 00:20:13,795
You do know that she is not the only
source of love for you in the world?
358
00:20:14,112 --> 00:20:17,208
- But I want her love.
- We don't get everything we want{\ in life}.
359
00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:18,728
We don't get to ever love.
360
00:20:18,853 --> 00:20:21,428
That's it. End of story.
Next issues.
361
00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:29,200
I'm a writer
362
00:20:29,438 --> 00:20:31,855
and I've been struggling
to write my second novel.
363
00:20:32,567 --> 00:20:34,859
I'm thinking about moving over
to writing screenplays
364
00:20:35,117 --> 00:20:36,527
- have you?
- Not yet.
365
00:20:36,868 --> 00:20:38,673
We'll start with
the second novel then.
366
00:20:38,798 --> 00:20:42,449
Was your father competitive with you{\ growing up},
didn't like your mum showing{\ you too much} attention?
367
00:20:43,229 --> 00:20:45,225
A little.
He never complimented me.
368
00:20:45,350 --> 00:20:47,409
And whenever I hugged
my mother he said
369
00:20:47,534 --> 00:20:50,467
that it disturbed him to see
me acting like a mama's boy.
370
00:20:50,592 --> 00:20:52,829
Well, simple then...
you can't write a second book
371
00:20:52,954 --> 00:20:55,646
because you're afraid to hurt your{\ father}dad.
{\It's a }Classic oedipal setup.
372
00:20:55,771 --> 00:20:58,382
But how is writing my novel
being like Oedipus?
373
00:20:58,534 --> 00:21:00,667
Because in doing so you
will surpass your father.
374
00:21:00,792 --> 00:21:03,632
Oedipus killed his father
and slept with his mother.
375
00:21:03,757 --> 00:21:05,820
Success for you is like murder.
376
00:21:05,945 --> 00:21:07,433
But you are not a murderer.
377
00:21:08,674 --> 00:21:11,145
Well, thank you.
So what should I do?
378
00:21:11,354 --> 00:21:13,120
Know that you're allowed
to write a 2d book
379
00:21:13,245 --> 00:21:15,649
and your father won't be hurt.
And if he is, fuck him.
380
00:21:17,101 --> 00:21:19,420
- But I love my dad.
- Then don't write a second novel
381
00:21:19,545 --> 00:21:21,154
and don't come whining to me.
382
00:21:21,588 --> 00:21:22,638
Next issue.
383
00:21:23,664 --> 00:21:27,025
Put the hands in the lap.
384
00:21:27,666 --> 00:21:28,657
Focus.
385
00:21:30,154 --> 00:21:31,154
Next issue.
386
00:21:31,882 --> 00:21:32,916
All right.
387
00:21:36,581 --> 00:21:38,766
I put up this thing on Craigslist
388
00:21:38,891 --> 00:21:41,538
advertising myself
as an unlicensed private detective.
389
00:21:41,663 --> 00:21:43,636
- I've had a few cases.
- So what's the problem?
390
00:21:44,444 --> 00:21:46,764
Is it wrong?
I do say I'm unlicensed.
391
00:21:46,991 --> 00:21:48,748
Sounds to me like{\ you're leading} a double life.
392
00:21:48,873 --> 00:21:51,419
I think that I am.
I'm like a russian doll.
393
00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:54,479
There's all these
versions of me in me.
394
00:21:54,648 --> 00:21:57,488
There's only one you
and he's running away from his life.
395
00:21:57,613 --> 00:22:00,481
Oedipus, you know,
was the first detective in literature.
396
00:22:00,606 --> 00:22:03,456
He uncovered mysteries
to find out who he was.
397
00:22:03,889 --> 00:22:06,283
I'm sorry, so let me
just get this straight...
398
00:22:06,408 --> 00:22:08,155
i'm not gonna get
my girlfriend back;
399
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:10,996
i'm afraid about my second novel,
and I'm a 21st-century oedipus?
400
00:22:13,272 --> 00:22:16,073
But there is one other thing.
401
00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:19,838
I know why you're really here.
402
00:22:21,655 --> 00:22:23,967
I'm not an idiot, you know.
Your name is on every page.
403
00:22:24,136 --> 00:22:26,189
I would have used a false name{\when I made the appointment}
404
00:22:26,314 --> 00:22:29,973
but my insurance are stickler...
So you know about me and Claudia?
405
00:22:30,623 --> 00:22:33,114
And you're not mad?
I thought she was 21.
406
00:22:33,239 --> 00:22:35,051
We did only kiss.
She's very mature{\ for her age}.
407
00:22:35,176 --> 00:22:36,547
I promise{\ you} I only kissed her.
408
00:22:36,672 --> 00:22:40,086
I'm not mad at you. My daughter is
precocious and wild like my ex-wife.
409
00:22:40,211 --> 00:22:42,226
She likes to sleep
with boys in my office...
410
00:22:42,351 --> 00:22:44,070
Electra complex.
So I don't blame you.
411
00:22:44,347 --> 00:22:46,114
Thank you, but we did only kiss.
412
00:22:46,283 --> 00:22:48,902
Also I don't mix my personal life
and my work life.
413
00:22:49,027 --> 00:22:51,161
This office
is my professional domain,
414
00:22:51,460 --> 00:22:53,520
a sanctuary
where clients can be safe.
415
00:22:53,749 --> 00:22:56,833
And you're a client, even though
you're here under false pretenses.
416
00:22:57,002 --> 00:22:59,527
- I'm sorry.
- But outside these doors
417
00:22:59,823 --> 00:23:01,821
I would cease to be a therapist.
418
00:23:01,946 --> 00:23:04,066
- I would become a father.
- I understand.
419
00:23:04,191 --> 00:23:05,876
Considering the circumstances,
420
00:23:06,768 --> 00:23:08,261
I want to end the session now.
421
00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:12,181
Thank you.
422
00:23:13,352 --> 00:23:15,602
So why were you so hell-bent
on getting this script back?
423
00:23:16,260 --> 00:23:18,295
Because I have a chance
to work with Jarmusch.
424
00:23:18,420 --> 00:23:20,423
And if I do, my whole life
could change.
425
00:23:20,843 --> 00:23:23,903
Sounds like an illusion to me.
Lives don't change.
426
00:23:24,112 --> 00:23:26,459
We simply become more comfortable
with our core misery,
427
00:23:26,584 --> 00:23:28,118
which is a form of happiness.
428
00:23:28,396 --> 00:23:29,396
Right.
429
00:23:36,372 --> 00:23:38,708
Thank you for being
so understanding about everything.
430
00:23:48,933 --> 00:23:50,053
One last thing.
431
00:23:50,222 --> 00:23:54,226
If you go near my daughter again
I'll break your fucking neck!
432
00:24:04,657 --> 00:24:06,157
Same time next week?
433
00:24:08,792 --> 00:24:11,356
Hey, Jonathan.
I'm glad you found me.
434
00:24:12,968 --> 00:24:14,828
This is where I do my best thinking.
435
00:24:15,204 --> 00:24:16,904
Yes, the place is great.
436
00:24:17,948 --> 00:24:20,570
Jim... Mr. Jarmusch,
your assistant said you were here.
437
00:24:20,794 --> 00:24:23,295
Sorry to intrude,
but I read the script...
438
00:24:23,502 --> 00:24:26,339
which I love... and I've got
a lot of good ideas about what to do.
439
00:24:26,508 --> 00:24:28,431
Oh, man, that's too bad, you know.
440
00:24:28,556 --> 00:24:31,803
When I didn't hear from you yesterday
I called Charlie Kaufman.
441
00:24:32,182 --> 00:24:33,722
He's been sitting on this script
442
00:24:33,890 --> 00:24:36,914
for, like, two months.
He finally read it
443
00:24:37,270 --> 00:24:39,019
and he wants to do the revisions.
444
00:24:41,162 --> 00:24:42,909
But I've got a lot of good thoughts.
445
00:24:43,034 --> 00:24:44,816
I'm really sorry about this,{\ you know,}
446
00:24:44,985 --> 00:24:47,235
but I can't say no
to Charlie Kaufman.
447
00:24:48,212 --> 00:24:50,961
But you know what? I'll keep you
in mind if something comes up.
448
00:24:51,086 --> 00:24:55,327
I do make a new film, like,
every four years or so.
449
00:24:56,316 --> 00:24:58,259
You should write another book, man.
450
00:24:58,384 --> 00:25:00,084
I'd definitely read it.
451
00:25:10,508 --> 00:25:13,304
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