CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
Robin: I WANT A CAR
CHICKS DIG THE CAR
THIS IS WHY SUPERMAN WORKS ALONE
DO TRY AND BRING THIS ONE BACK IN ONE PIECE, SIR
DON'T WAIT UP, AL
I'LL CANCEL THE PIZZAS
BATMAN, A NEW VILLAIN HAS COMMANDEERED THE GOTHAM MUSEUM
HE HAS FROZEN THE ANTIQUITIES WING
HE HAS TURNED THE SECURITY GUARDS INTO BLOCKS OF ICE
HE'S CALLING HIMSELF MR. FREEZE
MR. FREEZE
STOP! HALT!
DROP YOUR WEAPON!
STOP, OR I'LL SHOOT!
THE ICEMAN COMETH
PLEASE, SHOW SOME MERCY
MERCY?
I'M AFRAID THAT MY CONDITION...
...HAS LEFT ME COLD TO YOUR PLEAS OF MERCY
NO!
AHH...
IN THIS UNIVERSE...
...THERE'S ONLY ONE ABSOLUTE
EVERYTHING FREEZES
HI, FREEZE
I'M BATMAN
YOU ARE NOT SENDING ME TO THE COOLER
NICE CATCH
YOU BREAK IT, YOU BUY IT
GRAB THE GEM!
KILL THE HEROES!
YES, KILL THEM! KILL THEM! YES!
DESTROY EVERYTHING!
IT'S THE HOCKEY TEAM FROM HELL!
YOU GET THE ICE...
...I'LL GET THE ICEMAN
AHH
AAH...
THANKS
AAH!
SWEET
I GOT MINE
WHERE'S YOURS?
WHAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS?
THE ICE AGE!
HIT ME, BOYS
AH... THANKS FOR PLAYING
AH, I WAS HOPING YOU'D DROP IN
OH, YES
WATCH THE NUMBERS, BATMAN...
...FOR THEY ARE THE HARBINGERS OF YOUR DOOM
CAN YOU FEEL IT COMING, THE ICY COLD OF SPACE?
AHH...
AT 30,000 FEET, YOUR HEART WILL FREEZE...
...AND BEAT NO MORE
HA
AFTER YOU'VE FROZEN...
...YOUR ICY TOMB WILL PLUMMET BACK TO GOTHAM
FREEZE, YOU'RE MAD
THIS CAPSULE EXPLODES, IT'LL SLAUGHTER THOUSANDS
FREEZE WELL
WHO INVITED YOU?
I WAS JUST HANGING AROUND
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO STAY IN THE MUSEUM...
...ROUND UP SOME THUGS
HOW 'BOUT, "NICE TO SEE YA...
GLAD YOU'RE HERE TO SAVE MY LIFE"?
A BATBOMB?
WE HAVE TO BLOW UP THIS ROCKET...
...BEFORE IT TURNS GOTHAM INTO A CRATER
NOW WHAT, CALL A TAXI?
WATCH THE FIRST STEP
SURF'S UP
GOT IT
COWABUNGAAAA!
Robin: WHOO-HOO! WHOO-HOO!
Robin: HE'S FREEZING THE FURNACE!
UNH
I GOT HIM
ROBIN, NO!
STAY COOL, BIRDBOY
CAN YOU BE COLD, BATMAN?
YOU HAVE 11 MINUTES TO THAW THE BIRD
WHAT WILL YOU DO? CHASE THE VILLAIN...
...OR SAVE THE BOY?
...HA HA!
YOUR EMOTIONS MAKE YOU WEAK...
...THAT'S WHY THIS DAY'S MINE. HA HA HA HA
I'LL KILL YOU NEXT TIME
DID WE GET HIM?
DRATS!
MY EXPERIMENT TO MATE THE DENDRONIUM ORCHID...
...AND THE SOUTH AMERICAN RATTLESNAKE HAVE FAILED AGAIN...
...BUT I STILL HAVE HIGH HOPES...
...FOR THE ANIMAL-PLANT CROSS BREEDINGS
IF I CAN ONLY FIND THE CORRECT DOSE OF VENOM...
...THESE PLANTS WILL BE ABLE TO FIGHT BACK LIKE ANIMALS
I WILL HAVE GIVEN FLORA A CHANCE...
...AGAINST THE THOUGHTLESS RAVAGES OF MAN
Test subject: AAH!
PERSONAL NOTE:
MY WORK WOULD PROCEED FASTER...
...IF DR. WOODRUE WEREN'T ALWAYS WHISKING MY VENOM SAMPLES...
...BACK TO HIS MYSTERIOUS GILGAMESH WING
WHY WON'T HE LET ME INTO HIS LAB?
Test subject: AAAAH!
WHAT IS HE DOING IN THERE?
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE UN-UNITED NATIONS
AND...
OUR MYSTERY BIDDER
MAY I PRESENT...
...ANTONIO DIEGO...
...SERIAL MURDERER SERVING LIFE IN PRISON...
...AND SOLE SURVIVING VOLUNTEER
HA HA. AND WHAT A CHARMER HE IS
BY MERELY DRILLING 3 CONCENTRIC HOLES
DIRECTLY INTO ANTONIO'S CRANIAL CAVITY...
I HAVE CREATED VIADUCTS
INTO THE MOST PRIMITIVE PART OF HIS BRAIN:
THE LIMBIC SYSTEM!
HA HA HA!
AND NOW I ADD...
MY SUPER SOLDIER SERUM...
...CODE-NAMED VENOM...
...TO WHICH I ADD MY VERY OWN RECIPE...
...OF STEROIDS AND TOXINS
PLUG HIM IN...
TIME TO SCREAM
AAAH!
GENIUS!
BEHOLD!
THE IDEAL KILLING MACHINE
I CALL THIS LITTLE NUMBER...
BANE
BANE OF HUMANITY
IMAGINE IT:
YOUR OWN PRIVATE ARMY...
...MADE UP OF THOUSANDS OF THESE SUPER SOLDIERS
BIDDING BEGINS AT A MERE 10 MILLION!
TURBO
SHOW OFF FOR DADDY
GRRR!
BANE!
OH!
DR. ISLEY
WELCOME TO MY PARLOR
WHAT?
YOU MONSTER
HOW COULD YOU?
OUR ORIGINAL SPONSOR...
...HAD NO STOMACH FOR MILITARY APPLICATIONS
HE CUT THE FUNDING FOR OUR WORK
OUR WORK?
BUT WITHOUT YOUR RESEARCH...
...I COULD NEVER HAVE COME THIS FAR
JOIN ME
THE TWO OF US ENTWINED...
SIDE BY SIDE
JOIN YOU?
I HAVE SPENT MY LIFE...
...TRYING TO PROTECT PLANTS FROM EXTINCTION...
...AND NOW YOU CORRUPT MY RESEARCH...
...INTO SOME MANIACAL SCHEME...
...FOR WORLD DOMINATION?
WHEN I GET THROUGH...
YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO GET A JOB TEACHING HIGH SCHOOL CHEMISTRY
DO YOU HEAR ME?
YOU PSYCHO?!
WELL, I CAN RESPECT YOUR OPINION
SADLY, I'M NOT GOOD AT REJECTION
I'M AFRAID YOU'LL HAVE TO DIE
YAAAA!
AAAAH!
AAAH!
YES. YES
LET THE POISONS AND TOXINS BURN A GRAVE FOR YOU...
...DEEP INTO THE EARTH YOU LOVE SO MUCH
BYE-BYE, DEAR
FELLOW MANIACS...
BIDDING BEGINS!
GOTHAM UNIVERSITY LABS SECURITY VIDEO, 2 YEARS AGO
DR. VICTOR FRIES, 2-TIME OLYMPIC DECATHLETE...
...AND NOBEL PRIZE WINNER FOR MOLECULAR BIOLOGY
AFTER HIS WIFE CONTRACTED A RARE DISEASE MACGREGOR'S SYNDROME
HE HOPED TO FREEZE HER IN A CRYOGENIC SLEEP UNTIL HE COULD FIND A CURE
NOW HERE'S WHERE EVERYTHING GOES NORTH
AAH! AAH!
THAT'S GOT TO HURT
THAT LIQUID IS 50 BELOW
HE SURVIVED SOMEHOW
CRYO SOLUTION MUTATED HIS BODY
WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS WIFE?
NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE
SHE'S PRESUMED DEAD
FRIES NEEDS EXTREME COLD TO SURVIVE
HIS CRYO-SUIT USES DIAMOND-ENHANCED LASERS...
TO KEEP HIM AT ZERO DEGREES
WELL, IF IT'S ICE THE ICEMAN WANTS...
ALFRED?
ALFRED...
COMING, SIR
YES, SIR?
WE NEED THE WAYNE DIAMONDS
WE GONNA TRAP OURSELVES A SNOWMAN?
ABSOLUTELY...
RIGHT AFTER YOU SPEND 10 HOURS...
...IN THE SIMULATOR, TRAINING
LOOK, I MADE A MISTAKE. I'M SORRY
DON'T GO ALL PROTECTIVE ON ME
IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN AGAIN
YOU WERE RECKLESS...
...AND YOU ALMOST GOT KILLED BY FREEZE TONIGHT
I'M FINE. SEE? ME, HERE, ALIVE?
HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO WORK TOGETHER IF YOU WON'T TRUST ME?
HOW INDEED?
WELL, HE'S OVEREAGER, HE'S IMPULSIVE
I CAN'T TRUST HIM NOT TO GET HURT
PERHAPS THE TRUTH IS YOU REALLY DON'T TRUST ANYONE
NOW, DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE ON HIS SIDE AGAIN
DESPITE ALL YOUR TALENTS...
...YOU'RE STILL JUST A NOVICE IN THE WAYS OF FAMILY
MASTER DICK FOLLOWS THE SAME STAR AS YOU...
...BUT GETS THERE BY HIS OWN COURSE
YOU MUST LEARN TO TRUST HIM...
FOR THAT IS THE NATURE OF FAMILY
I TRUST YOU, ALFRED
BUT I SHAN'T BE HERE FOREVER
GOOD NIGHT, MASTER BRUCE
GOOD NIGHT, ALFRED
OH, DEAR... MASTER BRUCE
GOOD GRACIOUS, WHAT A TUMBLE...
THERE'S A BRAVE BOY
YES, SIR. I AM SO PLEASED YOU WON THE BIDDING, YOUR SUPREME RUTHLESSNESS
YEAH, WELL, WE'RE MAKING THE FINAL MODIFICATIONS ON BANE RIGHT NOW
WE'LL HAVE A FLAWLESS SUPER SOLDIER OUT TO YOU TOMORROW BY OVERNIGHT MAIL
OHH!
DR. ISLEY?
MMM?
PAMELA?
MM-HMM
YOU LOOK GREAT...
ESPECIALLY FOR A DEAD WOMAN
HELLO, JASON
I THINK I'VE HAD A CHANGE OF HEART
ALL QUITE... ME?
LITERALLY
THE ANIMAL-PLANT TOXINS HAD A RATHER UNIQUE EFFECT ON ME
THEY REPLACED MY BLOOD WITH ALOE...
MY SKIN WITH CHLOROPHYLL...
AND FILLED MY LIPS...
MMM...
WITH VENOM
OH, AND JASON, ONE OTHER THING
I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE MENTIONED THIS EARLIER
I'M...
POISON
AAH...
WHOO
IT'S A JUNGLE IN HERE
I AM NATURE'S ARM...
HER SPIRIT...
HER WILL
HELL, I AM MOTHER NATURE
AND THE TIME HAS COME FOR PLANTS TO TAKE BACK...
THE WORLD SO RIGHTFULLY OURS...
BECAUSE IT'S NOT NICE...
TO FOOL WITH MOTHER NATURE
HMM. "WAYNE ENTERPRISES"
GRRR...
COMING, BANE DARLING
WE'VE GOT A PLANE TO CATCH
I'M MR. ICICLE
I'M MR. 10 BELOW...
SING! SING!
...SNOW MISER
WHATEVER I TOUCH
TURNS TO SNOW IN MY CLUTCH...
COME ON! SING!
LOUDER! COME ON! SING, SING, SING! COME ON!
HE'S MR. WHITE CHRISTMAS... YES! COME ON! LOUDER!
AH
HE'S MR. ICICLE...
FREEZY...
I'M FEELING HOT
I FIND THAT UNLIKELY
OK. SO MY HAIR IS BRITTLE AND MY SKIN IS DRY
I'D WEATHER BLIZZARDS JUST TO HAVE YOU
YOU'RE THE MOST PERFECT MAN I'VE EVER KNOWN
WHAT DO YOU SAY WE HEAT THINGS UP?
MY PASSION THAWS FOR MY BRIDE ALONE
OOH...
TALK ABOUT YOUR COLD SHOULDER
FROSTY!
YEAH, BOSS
AH, ENERGY
BATTLING THE BAT EXHAUSTED MY POWER
AHH...
BUT...
I WAS SUCCESSFUL NEVERTHELESS
ABSOLUTELY, BOSS
ONE MORE GIANT DIAMOND OF THIS SIZE...
...AND MY FREEZING ENGINE WILL BE COMPLETE
HAH!
AHH...
I WILL FREEZE THE CITY...
...THEN I WILL HOLD GOTHAM RANSOM
UNLESS THE CITY BOWS TO MY DEMANDS
IT'S WINTER FOREVER HERE IN GOTHAM!
THE CITY FATHERS WILL HAVE NO CHOICE...
...BUT TO GIVE ME THE BILLIONS I NEED...
...TO COMPLETE MY RESEARCH...
SO I CAN FIND A CURE
LEAVE US
SURE, BOSS
WE NEED QUALITY TIME
SOON WE WILL BE TOGETHER ONCE MORE
SOON
ALFRED
I'LL GET IT
I MUST HAVE DOZED OFF...
MY SINCEREST APOLOGIES, SIR
THERE'S NO APOLOGY NECESSARY, ALFRED
IT'S THE FIRST TIME IT'S HAPPENED IN 30 YEARS
PLEASE BE LOOKING FOR ME
ACTUALLY, I'M LOOKING FOR ALFRED PENNYWORTH
UNCLE ALFRED!
OH, MY DEAR
WHAT A MOST WONDERFUL SURPRISE
HOW IN THE WORLD DID YOU MANAGE TO COME HERE...
...ALL THE WAY FROM ENGLAND?
OH, MY DEAR, YOU ARE SO KIND TO YOUR OLD UNCLE
Uncle?
Alfred: BARBARA IS THE DAUGHTER OF MY DEAR SISTER MARGARET
Barbara: BOTH MY PARENTS...
...WERE KILLED IN A CAR ACCIDENT 5 YEARS AGO
UNCLE ALFRED'S BEEN SUPPORTING ME EVER SINCE
YOU HAVE?
AH, SECRETS, AL?
SECRETS ARE A VIRTUAL PREREQUISITE...
...IN THIS HOUSE
DON'T YOU THINK SO?
I'M ON BREAK FROM...
OXBRIDGE ACADEMY...
ALFRED'S ALMA MATER
UH, THE NEW COMPUTER SCIENCES DIVISION
HOW DID YOU KNOW?
IT SAYS SO ON THE PATCH ON YOUR SWEATER
OHH
WHAT IS IT? IT'S BEAUTIFUL
YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN
IT'S A COMPETITION RACER
I'VE BEEN FIXING IT UP
OH, REALLY?
MAYBE I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO RIDE SOMETIME
YOU CERTAINLY WILL NOT
DON'T WORRY, UNCLE ALFRED
I'M TERRIFIED OF THESE THINGS
Bruce: BARBARA, I HOPE YOU'LL STAY WITH US
Alfred: OH, BUT, SIR, WE...
OH, I DON'T KNOW
ALL THIS LUXURY REALLY ISN'T MY STYLE...
BUT, UM... YEAH, I'D LOVE TO
THEN IT'S SETTLED
OH, BUT, SIR, WE, UM...
WE DO GET SO BUSY HERE
OH, DON'T BE SILLY, ALFRED
AFTER ALL, SHE'S FAMILY
UNCLE ALFRED?
I CAME TO TUCK YOU IN
YOU CAME TO TUCK ME IN
THAT'S QUITE A SWITCH
YES
WHAT ARE YOU WORKING ON?
I'M TRYING TO FIND MY BROTHER YOUR UNCLE WILFRED
HE'S FIRST BUTLER TO THE MAHARAJAH OF MIRANJANPORE...
BUT MIRANJANPORE IS A FLOATING COURT
IT TRAVELS THROUGH INDIA
OH, I REMEMBER MOM GETTING POSTCARDS
SO WILFRED CAN BE RATHER DIFFICULT TO FIND
WELL, I DON'T SUPPOSE THEY HAVE FAX MACHINES ON ELEPHANTS
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH HIM WITH NO SUCCESS
WHEN ONE GROWS ANCIENT...
ONE YEARNS FOR FAMILY
I HAVE THE SAME PICTURE OF MOM BY MY BED
PEG?
MY NICKNAME FOR SWEET MARGARET
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN
I'VE MISSED YOU
AS I HAVE YOU
SLEEP WELL, CHILD
YOU SLEEP
GO TO BED
Radio: GOOD MORNING, GOTHAM
IT'S GOSSIP GERTY
REPORTING TO YOU THIS MORNING DIRECT FROM THE GOTHAM OBSERVATORY...
WHERE BILLIONAIRE BRUCE WAYNE
CHAIRMAN OF WAYNE ENTERPRISES AND PHILANTHROPIST...
IS ABOUT TO MAKE YET ANOTHER LEGENDARY CONTRIBUTION TO GOTHAM CITY
GOTHAM OBSERVATORY, BANE
AND STEP ON IT
GRRR
STEP
Bruce: MY FATHER ONCE TOLD ME...
"TO SUCCEED, WE NEED ONLY PICK A STAR AND FOLLOW IT"
AND SO WAYNE ENTERPRISES IS DONATING THE WORLD'S MOST ADVANCED TELESCOPE
TO GOTHAM'S OBSERVATORY RESTORATION PROJECT
WITH ANY LUCK, THIS TELESCOPE WILL GIVE FUTURE GENERATIONS
A CHANCE TO FOLLOW THEIR OWN STARS
BRUCY, IS IT TRUE THIS NEW TELESCOPE
CAN SEE ALL AROUND THE GLOBE?
YES. IF YOU'LL JUST WATCH THESE MONITORS RIGHT HERE
DR. LEE?
SATELLITES ALREADY IN ORBIT
ALLOW US TO REFLECT LIGHT...
FROM ANY GIVEN POINT AROUND THE PLANET
FROM HERE, WE'LL BE ABLE TO SEE THE SKY ANYWHERE ON EARTH...
AND THROUGH THIS INTRICATE NETWORK OF SATELLITES...
...REFLECT IT BACK
TO OUR VERY OWN GOTHAM CITY FOR OBSERVATION
JUST DON'T POINT IT AT MY BEDROOM
HA HA HA. BRUCY YOU AND THE EXQUISITE JULIE MADISON...
...HAVE BEEN GOING OUT FOREVER
ARE YOU GOING TO TIE THE KNOT?
UH, MARRIAGE?
UH, UH, MARRIAGE. UH, UH...
YOU WANNA GIVE ME A HAND HERE?
BRUCE AND I ARE RECKLESSLY IN LOVE...
...AND THAT'S MOST CERTAINLY ENOUGH FOR US...
FOR NOW
OOH
NOW, IF YOU ALL FOLLOW ME...
...I'LL SHOW YOU THE CENTRAL CONTROL GRID
YOU'RE A LOT OF HELP
MISS, YOU NEED TO STOP
OUT OF MY WAY, YOU FASCIST BULLDOG
YOU HAVE TO HAVE AN APPOINTMENT TO SEE MR. WAYNE
I DON'T NEED AN APPOINTMENT
MISS, YOU'RE NOT AUTHORIZED TO BE UP HERE
UH, LOOK... SHE DOESN'T HAVE A PASS, SIR
A LITTLE OVERLY PROTECTIVE...
...BUT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HURT ME, ARE YOU, MISS?
DOCTOR
PAMELA ISLEY
DOCTOR
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
ACTUALLY, I ALREADY WORK FOR YOU OR DID
YOUR ARBOREAL PRESERVATION PROJECT IN SOUTH AMERICA
MM-HMM WE CUT OUR FUNDING
THERE WAS A CONFLICT OF IDEOLOGIES...
DR. WOODRUE WAS A LUNATIC
I SEE YOU KNEW HIM
YES, I DID. THAT LAB BURNED TO THE GROUND LAST WEEK
I'M GLAD YOU MANAGED TO ESCAPE
I HAVE HERE A PROPOSAL SHOWING HOW WAYNE ENTERPRISES...
...CAN IMMEDIATELY CEASE ALL ACTIONS THAT TOXIFY OUR ENVIRONMENT
FORGET THE STARS. LOOK HERE AT THE EARTH...
...OUR MOTHER, OUR WOMB
SHE DESERVES YOUR LOYALTY AND PROTECTION
AND YET YOU SPOIL HER LANDS...
POISON HER OCEANS...
BLACKEN HER SKIES
YOU'RE KILLING HER
WELL, YOUR INTENTIONS ARE NOBLE...
BUT NO DIESEL FUEL FOR HEAT...
...NO COOLANTS TO PRESERVE FOOD...
...MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WOULD DIE OF COLD AND HUNGER ALONE
ACCEPTABLE LOSSES IN THE BATTLE TO SAVE THE PLANET
PEOPLE COME FIRST, DR. ISLEY
MAMMALS
A DAY OF RECKONING IS COMING...
THAT'S RIGHT
THE SAME PLANTS AND FLOWERS THAT SAW YOU...
...CRAWL FROM THE PRIMORDIAL SOUP...
...WILL RECLAIM THIS PLANET...
...AND THERE WILL BE NO ONE TO PROTECT YOU
YOU... YOU MUST BE NEW IN TOWN
IN GOTHAM CITY, BATMAN AND ROBIN PROTECT US...
EVEN FROM PLANTS AND FLOWERS
MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO MEET THEM, DOCTOR
CAPED CRUSADERS ARE GOING TO HELP US...
AUCTION OFF A PRIZED DIAMOND...
TO RAISE MONEY FOR GOTHAM BOTANICAL GARDENS...
JUST A FEW MAMMALS DOING WHAT WE CAN...
...FOR THE WORLD'S PLANTS
THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING
GOOD DAY, DOCTOR
BATMAN AND ROBIN...
MILITANT ARM OF THE WARM-BLOODED OPPRESSORS...
ANIMAL PROTECTORS OF THE STATUS QUO
FIRST, I'LL RID MYSELF...
OF THE FUR AND FEATHERED PESTS...
...AND THEN GOTHAM WILL BE MINE FOR THE GREENING
UH, EXCUSE ME, CHIEF...
I GOT SOMETHING HERE YOU MIGHT WANT TO SEE
I HATE WHEN PEOPLE TALK DURING THE MOVIE
ONE MORE DIAMOND, MY LOVE
ONE MORE
BRUCE WAYNE DIAMONDS HMM
VERY NICE
M. C. : WHOA!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...
GOSSIP GERTY OF GOOD MORNING GOTHAM AND I...
WELCOME YOU TO THE GEM OF THE EVENING
WHOO!
OUR OWN COMMISSIONER GORDON...
...DISPLAYING THE FAMED HEART OF ISIS
ON LOAN FROM THE COLLECTION...
...OF MY CLOSE PERSONAL FRIEND BRUCE WAYNE
AHA!
YOU THINK FREEZE WILL TAKE THE BAIT?
HE'LL BE HERE
...TO DANCE WITH ONE OF OUR FABULOUS FLOWERS
THE FAMED DIAMOND DRAPED AROUND HER NECK
Gossip Gerty: LET'S START THE BIDDING!
I'LL GIVE 10,000 FOR THE ORCHID
Audience: OOH!
Man: 20,000 FOR THE TIGER LILY
Audience: OH!
AND I BID $30,000 FOR THE LOVELY MAGNOLIA!
BOYS, PLEASE
LET'S SHOW SOME GUSTO!
HA HA HA HA!
Audience: OH!
Audience: OOH!
HI THERE
AND YOU ARE?
POISON...
POISON IVY
MMM
WHY NOT SEND JUNIOR HOME EARLY?
I'VE GOT SOME WILD OATS TO SOW
ON THE OTHER HAND...
...YOUTH DOES HAVE ITS ADVANTAGES:
ENDURANCE, STAMINA
FORGET THE GERIATRIC BAT
COME JOIN ME...
...MY GARDEN NEEDS TENDING
I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE, PAL
WOULDN'T YOU LIKE THE EARRINGS, TOO?
SOME LUCKY BOY'S ABOUT TO HIT THE HONEY POT
I'LL INCLUDE AN EVENING OF MY COMPANY FOR THE WINNER
I'LL BRING EVERYTHING YOU SEE HERE...
...PLUS EVERYTHING YOU DON'T
Audience: OH!
I BID $50,000 FOR POISON IVY
Audience: OH!
100,000!
AND I'LL BID $500,000!
$1 MILLION
2 MILLION
YOU DON'T HAVE IT 3 MILLION
I'LL BORROW IT FROM YOU 4 MILLION
5 MILLION
THAT'S A UTILITY BELT, NOT A MONEY BELT
6 MILLION
7 MILLION
NEVER LEAVE THE CAVE WITHOUT IT
YOU TWO BOYS AREN'T GOING TO START FIGHTING...
...OVER LITTLE OL' ME NOW, ARE YOU?
AAH!
ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE
CHILL
AAH! AAH!
GET THE GUN
AAH!
HYAH! HA!
HUH?
AAH!
YEAH
BOO!
AHH
WELL, LOOK AT YOU
LET ME GUESS
PLANT GIRL?
VINE LADY, HUH?
HAND OVER THE DIAMOND, GARDEN GAL...
OR I'LL TURN YOU INTO MULCH
PHEROMONE DUST
DESIGNED TO HEAT A MAN'S BLOOD
IT DOESN'T WORK ON THE COLD-HEARTED
NOW, IF YOU PLEASE
IF YOU INSIST
HMM
CLEVER LITTLE CLOVER
Man: AAH-OHH!
AH. THAT'S MY EXIT CUE
THANKS
UNH!
HA HA HA HA HA!
OOH!
GOOD NIGHT
UGH!
COOL PARTY
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
HEH HEH HEH HEH
COMMISSIONER, YOU HAVE 11 MINUTES TO THAW THESE PEOPLE
MISS IVY, YOU'VE JUST MET...
...ONE OF THE MOST SINISTER MEN IN GOTHAM
THAT'S NOT A MAN
THAT IS A GOD
AH
ENOUGH MONKEY BUSINESS
WE'VE GOT WORK TO DO
MONKEY WORK
HEH HEH HEH HEH
PULL BACK. YOU CAN'T MAKE THE JUMP
I CAN MAKE IT!
PULL BACK!
I CAN MAKE IT!
REDBIRD CONTROL CODES
DISABLE ENGINE
NO! NO!
DON'T DO THIS TO ME!
NO!
WE'RE NOT GOING TO MAKE IT!
AAH!
IT'S A COLD TOWN
HEH HEH HEH HEH
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
UH-OH!
I COULD'VE MADE THAT JUMP
AND YOU COULD'VE SPLATTERED YOUR BRAINS...
ALL OVER THE SIDE OF THE BUILDING
IN THE CIRCUS, THE FLYING GRAYSONS WERE A TEAM...
...WE HAD TO TRUST EACH PERSON TO DO HIS JOB...
...THAT'S WHAT BEING PARTNERS IS ALL ABOUT...
...SOMETIMES COUNTING ON SOMEONE ELSE IS THE ONLY WAY YOU WIN
YOUR HEAD WASN'T EVEN ON THE JOB...
...ALL YOU COULD THINK ABOUT WAS POISON IVY
YOU JUST CAN'T STAND THAT MAYBE SHE WANTED ME INSTEAD OF YOU
THAT'S YOUR IDEA OF FRIENDSHIP, ISN'T IT, BRUCE?
IT'S YOUR HOUSE. IT'S YOUR RULES...
IT'S YOUR WAY OR THE HIGHWAY
IT'S BATMAN AND ROBIN, NOT ROBIN AND BATMAN...
...AND I'M SICK OF IT
YES, IT'S MY RULES
MY RULES THAT KEEP US ALIVE...
...AND IF YOU WANT TO STAY IN THIS HOUSE AND ON THIS TEAM...
...YOU WILL ABIDE BY THEM
THIS IS NO PARTNERSHIP
YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO TRUST ME
BROTHER WILFRED...
...I HAVE TRIED EVERY ADDRESS I KNOW FOR YOU
I'M JUST PRAYING THIS REACHES YOU
WE HAVE VERY LITTLE TIME
HI
BATMAN MONOPOLIZED THE EVENING NEWS
AH, YES
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR APPREHENSION OF MR. FREEZE
THANKS. THANK YOU
IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG, SIR?
ALFRED, AM I PIGHEADED?
IS IT...
IS IT ALWAYS MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY?
WHY, YES, ACTUALLY
DEATH AND CHANCE STOLE YOUR PARENTS...
BUT RATHER THAN BECOME A VICTIM...
YOU HAVE DONE EVERYTHING IN YOUR POWER...
TO CONTROL THE FATES...
FOR WHAT IS BATMAN, IF NOT AN EFFORT...
...TO MASTER THE CHAOS THAT SWEEPS OUR WORLD?
AN ATTEMPT TO CONTROL DEATH ITSELF
BUT I CAN'T, CAN I?
NONE OF US CAN
HEY
HYAH!
UNH
OOH, SORRY
UM, SO SORRY
TEACH YOU THAT AT OXBRIDGE?
AH, WELL, YOU KNOW, JUST A FEW JUDO LESSONS...
YOU KNOW, UH, LONDON'S KIND OF ROUGH
I SUPPOSE YOU HAD A MINOR IN MOTORBIKES ALSO, HUH?
OH, I COULDN'T RESIST
I MEAN, IT'S JUST SO BEAUTIFUL...
I JUST TOOK IT OUT FOR A LITTLE SPIN
I-I'LL CLEAN IT UP IN THE MORNING...
ALL RIGHT?
SORRY
UM, SORRY
GOOD NIGHT
Guard: DRAG HIM INTO THE COLD BEAM
WELCOME HOME, FROST FACE
YOU'RE THE COMMON COLD
AND WE'RE THE CURE
AHH
ALLOW ME TO BREAK THE ICE
MY NAME IS FREEZE
LEARN IT WELL...
FOR IT'S THE CHILLING SOUND OF YOUR DOOM
AAH! AAH!
UHH! UHH!
ALL RIGHT, FREEZY...
YOU CAN'T LIVE OUTSIDE THE COLD ZONE
AAH!
Guard: LOOK AT HIM STEW
AAH
Second guard: GET USED TO IT
YOU'RE GOING TO BE HERE...
A VERY LONG, LONG TIME
SADLY, YOU WILL NOT LIVE TO SEE IT
OH, YES
BATFACE AND BIRDBRAIN TURNED OUT TO BE MUCH MORE RESISTANT...
TO MY LOVE DUST THAN EXPECTED
NO MATTER
NEXT TIME, I'LL JUST GIVE THEM A STRONGER DOSE
THEY'LL LITERALLY BE DYING FOR ME
HMM, TURKISH BATHS
THIS LOOKS PROMISING
GRRR!
HMM, A FIXER-UPPER...
BUT WITH A CERTAIN HOMEY CHARM
AH, A MINUS
CURRENT TENANTS
HELLO, MY LITTLE PRETTY, PRETTY, PRETTY
HELLO YOURSELF
YOU LOOK GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT
THAT I AM
COME AND GET ME, IF YOU CAN
GRRR!
WITH PLEASURE
GRRR
GRRR!
GRRR
LET'S REDECORATE
GRRR!
I'VE ALWAYS HANKERED FOR SOMETHING ON THE WATER
GRRR
WHAT IS THIS FLOOR?
GRRR!
IT TOOK GOD 7 DAYS TO CREATE PARADISE
LET'S SEE IF I CAN DO BETTER
GOOD BABIES
GROW FOR MOMMY
BANE, DARLING...
I FOUND A FELLOW WHO STRIKES MY FANCY
A COOL CUSTOMER, YES
ICY DEMEANOR...
NO QUESTION
BUT I DETECT A CERTAIN RUTHLESS CHARM
I MAY BE ABLE TO USE TO MY ADVANTAGE
HONEY, CLEAN UP THIS MESS
WE'VE GOT COMPANY COMING
HONEY
COMPANY
OOH
AHH
BRUCE?
MM-HMM?
WE'VE BEEN GOING OUT...
FOR OVER A YEAR NOW AND...
OK, HERE IT GOES
I WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH YOU
JULIE, I'M NOT THE MARRYING KIND...
THERE ARE THINGS ABOUT ME THAT YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
I KNOW YOU'RE A DEDICATED BACHELOR...
I KNOW YOU'VE HAD YOUR WILD NIGHTS
WILD DOESN'T QU...
...DOESN'T QUITE COVER IT
YOU'LL MAKE SOMEONE A GOOD HUSBAND ONE DAY...
BUT I CAN'T WAIT AROUND FOREVER
LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO PRESSURE YOU...
BECAUSE IF I PRESSURE YOU...
...YOU'LL JUST SHUT DOWN
I KNOW THE WAY YOU ARE
THINK ABOUT IT
JUST PROMISE ME YOU'LL THINK ABOUT IT
OK?
YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER NOW
JUST, UH, THINK IT OVER
HERE'S SOME FOOD FOR THOUGHT
Julie: WHO IS IVY?
HMM?
WHAT?
YOU JUST CALLED ME IVY
WHO'S IVY?
I WISH I KNEW
Dick: ENHANCE DETAIL... 14 TO 19
WHO ARE YOU?
GOTCHA
WHOO! WHOO!
YEAH YEAH
SEE YOU LATER
BREAK DOWN
HEY, BANKER, HOW MUCH COIN TO PLAY?
2 1/2
HEY, YOU'RE THE CHICK WHO WON THE TUNNEL RUN...
2 NIGHTS AGO, HUH?
YEAH, THAT'D BE ME
YEAH? WELL, THAT WAS KID'S STUFF, SWEETHEART
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE YOUR LITTLE TRICYCLE...
AND RUN ALONG HOME, HUH?
OH, YEAH? YEAH
WHY DON'T WE HAVE A SIDE BET?
HOW MUCH? HOW MUCH YOU GOT?
ALL RIGHT, LET'S RACE!
RACING DOGS!
YEAH!
JUST MAKE SURE THE GUYS ARE READY AT THE END OF THE BRIDGE
YOU GOT IT, SPIKE!
Biker: WHOO!
WHOO HOO HOO HOO!
WATCH IT!
WHOO HOO HOO HOO!
WHAA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
YAH!
GO! GO! MOVE!
WATCH YOUR LEFT!
WHOO HOO HOO HOO!
YAH!
AAH!
OUT OF MY WAY, LOSER!
NICE TRY, GIRLIE! YOU'RE NEXT!
EXCUSE ME!
WHOO! WHOO! WHOO!
Spike: LOOK OUT, BABY!
WHOO HOO HOO!
HA HA HA HA!
HEY, NOW!
WHOO!
WHOO HOO!
HA HA! HEY, NOT BAD FOR A CHICK!
HA HA HA!
Spike: OHH!
WHOO!
AAH!
UHH!
NOW!
END OF THE LINE, SWEETHEART!
Barbara: AAH!
NO!
UNH!
UNH. OHH
SO THIS IS WHERE YOU HANG OUT
AW
Dick: HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN RACING?
SINCE MY PARENTS DIED...
I GUESS ALL THE SPEED AND DANGER...
HELPED TAKE ME OUT OF MYSELF...
MADE THE PAIN GO AWAY
YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
YOU'D BE SURPRISED
WELL, STREET RACING ISN'T EXACTLY...
AN ACCEPTABLE MAJOR AT OXBRIDGE...
SO THEY KICKED ME OUT...
BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER...
'CAUSE I'VE ALREADY WON ALL THE MONEY I NEED...
...TO DO WHAT I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED
JUST DON'T TELL ME YOU WANT TO RUN OFF AND JOIN THE CIRCUS
ALFRED HAS SUPPORTED ME MY WHOLE LIFE...
...AND I'M GOING TO PAY HIM BACK
I'M GOING TO TAKE HIM AWAY...
FROM THIS DISMAL LIFE OF SERVITUDE
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
LISTEN, THIS WHOLE MASTER-SERVANT THING...
IT'S REALLY RIDICULOUS
ALFRED IS THE SWEETEST, MOST NOBLE MAN ALIVE...
AND HE'S SUBJUGATED ALL HIS LIFE AND DREAMS...
TO SOMEONE ELSE
Dick: ALFRED AND BRUCE ARE LIKE FAMILY
PAYING SOMEONE TO PREPARE YOUR MEALS...
DO YOUR LAUNDRY, CLEAN YOUR DISHES
YOU CALL THAT FAMILY?
ALFRED'S HAPPY
HAPPY?
YOU HONESTLY DON'T KNOW, DO YOU?
HOW HE'S HIDING THE PAIN ALL THE TIME?
ALFRED'S SICK
Bruce: ALFRED'S NOT SICK
HE'S DYING
DYING?
WHY DIDN'T HE TELL US?
YOU KNOW ALFRED
HE'D NEVER SAY ANYTHING
BUT I CAN TELL
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
I KNOW
Guard: CELL BLOCK
HEY, ICEHEAD, YOU GOT A VISITOR...
YOUR SISTER IS HERE TO SEE YOU
SISTER?
BROTHER DEAR...
I HEARD YOU WERE BLUE
DON'T MIND US, MA'AM
YOU CAN SPEAK FREELY
OH, I DON'T MIND YOU AT ALL
MEN - THE MOST ABSURD OF GOD'S CREATURES
WE GIVE YOU LIFE...
AND WE CAN TAKE IT AWAY JUST AS EASILY
Guard: RIGHT
Second guard: WHATEVER. HA HA HA HA HA
I REALLY AM TO DIE FOR
UGH! AAH!
AAH! AAH!
HMM
AAH!
IMPRESSIVE
WELL, I, MY MOST UNABOMINABLE SNOWMAN...
HAVE BEEN IMPRESSED BY YOU
IN FACT, I PROPOSE A PAIRING
HMM
RRRR! GRRR!
HEY, GET OFF!
I'VE COME TO SET YOU FREE
AN ENTICING OFFER...
BUT WHAT DOES THE LADY WANT IN RETURN?
LET'S COOL IT FOR NOW
I'VE GOT SOMEONE I WANT YOU TO MEET
GRRR!
HIS NAME IS BANE
A LAUNDRY SERVICE THAT DELIVERS
WOW!
GET OUT OF HERE!
QUIT PUSHING!
WHAT ARE YOU, ABOUT A 50 BIG AND TALL?
NO, I ALWAYS GO A SIZE SMALLER
MAKES ME LOOK SLIMMER
HMM
AH, I'M RUNNING ON EMPTY...
I NEED THE DIAMONDS FROM MY HIDEOUT
I'LL HELP YOU GRAB YOUR ROCKS
BANE!
DEAR, AN EXIT, PLEASE
GRRR!
REINFORCED STEEL
NOT GOOD
OH, YEAH
ALWAYS WINTERIZE YOUR PIPES
OHH!
LET'S GO!
WHILE I GET MY DIAMONDS...
YOU AND MEAT LOAF RETRIEVE MY WIFE
YOU NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A WIFE!
COME ON!
AAH! I HOPE MR. BANE CAN SWIM
GRRR!
RRRR!
ALFRED, ARE YOU WELL?
AS WELL AS CAN BE EXPECTED, SIR
MY FRIEND, I KNOW YOU'RE SICK
NOW, I CAN GET YOU THE BEST DOCTORS
I HAVE SEEN THE BEST DOCTORS
A GENTLEMAN DOES NOT DISCUSS HIS AILMENTS
IT IS NOT CIVILIZED
I HOPE THAT I HAVE TAUGHT YOU
AT LEAST THAT MUCH, MASTER BRUCE
ALFRED...
HAVE YOU EVER... REGRETTED YOUR LIFE
WORKING HERE?
LOOKING AFTER HEROES?
NO, SIR
MY ONLY REGRET IS THAT I WAS NEVER ABLE
TO BE OUT THERE WITH YOU
WELL, NOT ALL HEROES WEAR MASKS
FREEZE HAS ESCAPED
WE GOT THIS OFF THE ARKHAM SURVEILLANCE CAMERA
Robin: POISON IVY
2 NIGHTS AGO...
GOTHAM AIRPORT, THESE 2 ARRIVED...
BY CHARTER FROM SOUTH AMERICA
THEY PUT 10 SECURITY GUARDS IN THE HOSPITAL...
LEFT A BUSINESSMAN DEAD FROM SWALLOWING ORGANIC POISON...
STOLE HIS LIMOUSINE
THIS IS DEFINITELY THE SAME PAIR THAT SPRANG FREEZE
COMMISSIONER GORDON?
YES. EXCUSE ME, GENTLEMEN
POISON IVY... WHY WOULD SHE HELP FREEZE ESCAPE?
WELL, SHE'S DEFINITELY EVIL
IT'S WEIRD. FOR AWHILE, SHE WAS ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT
I... LIKE I WAS IN LOVE, BUT...
I KNOW. AND THEN THE FEELING JUST VANISHED
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE FIGHTING OVER A BAD GUY
BAD, YES. GUY, NO
I'M TOTALLY OVER HER, ALL RIGHT? POSITIVELY
ME, TOO. DEFINITELY
GOOD STEMS, THOUGH
BUDS, TOO
YEAH, THOSE ARE NICE. HERE WE GO
IT'S NORA FRIES
SHE'S STILL ALIVE
HE'S ADAPTED HIS FREEZING TECHNOLOGY...
TO REVERSE MACGREGOR'S SYNDROME
HE'S EVEN FOUND A CURE FOR THE DISEASE IN CERTAIN STAGES
THERE SHE IS
YOU GET THE DIAMONDS
I'LL RESCUE YOUR SNOWY BRIDE
WE'LL MEET BACK AT MY PLACE
NO
IN MY WEAKENED CONDITION...
I'M NO MATCH FOR THE BAT AND BIRD
OH, YOU LEAVE THOSE BOYS TO ME
GO!
CAN HE SAVE HER?
HER CASE IS TOO ADVANCED...
BUT MAYBE SOMEDAY...
MORE RESEARCH...
Robin: POISON IVY
I HATE UNINVITED GUESTS
HEY, WHAT...
OH! LOOK OUT
MY LUNGS! OH!
MY LUNGS ARE FREEZING!
LET'S GO COME ON!
AHH...
CHILLED... TO PERFECTION!
AHH... THERE
NO BEAUTY
GRRR!
JUST THE BEAST
GRRR! GRRR!
UNH!
GRRR!
HEY THERE, PRETTY BIRDIE
GIVE YOURSELF UP. IF YOU SURRENDER...
TO YOU?
POLLY WANT A KISS?
GRRR!
THERE'S SOMETHING...
ABOUT AN ANATOMICALLY CORRECT RUBBER SUIT...
THAT PUTS FIRE IN A GIRL'S LIPS
WHY ARE ALL THE GORGEOUS ONES HOMICIDAL MANIACS?
IS IT ME?
ENOUGH SWEET TALK
OH, NO
FIRST, YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME WHERE FREEZE IS...
AND THEN YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL
I'M A LOVER, NOT A FIGHTER
THAT'S WHY EVERY POISON IVY ACTION FIGURE...
COMES COMPLETE WITH HIM
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH
TRY NOT TO MAKE A MESS WHEN YOU DIE
UNH!
MEN, LET'S HURRY!
UP THERE!
YES. YES
Officer: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!
OVER THERE!
COME ON! OVER THERE!
AH! OH! OOF! AH!
STOP!
LIVING IN THE SHADOW OF THE BIG, BAD BAT?
YOU DON'T NEED HIM
YOU'RE THE STAR
I CAN SEE IT NOW
YOUR OWN BIG, BRIGHT SIGNAL IN THE SKY
LET ME GUIDE YOU
GRRR!
OHH...
LET ME KISS YOU
STOP! DON'T KISS HER
THE VICTIM AT THE AIRPORT...
TOXINS INTRODUCED THROUGH THE MOUTH
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
WHY DO YOU THINK SHE'S SO DESPERATE TO KISS US?
I'M BETTING HER LIPS ARE POISONED
POISON KISS?
YOU HAVE SOME REAL ISSUES WITH WOMEN, YOU KNOW THAT?
YOU JUST COULDN'T STAND THAT SHE WAS GOING TO KISS ME AND NOT YOU
COULDN'T STAND THAT SOMETHING WAS GOING TO BE MINE AND NOT YOURS...
COULD YOU?
HEH HEH
EXIT, BANE
EXIT. RRRR
IVY'S RIGHT. I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP
I'M GOING SOLO
WHAT HAPPENED? HOW'D THEY GET AWAY?
HUH
I'VE NEVER BEEN GOOD WITH COMPETITION
WHO NEEDS A FRIGID WIFE, ANYWAY?
HUMPH!
MAKE YOURSELF RIGHT AT HOME
WHERE'S MY WIFE?
THERE WAS NOTHING I COULD DO
BATMAN DEACTIVATED HER
SHE'S DEAD
YOU LIE!
OH, NO
I'M SORRY
THEIR BONES WILL TURN TO ICE!
THEIR BLOOD WILL FREEZE IN MY HANDS!
KILL THEM, OF COURSE...
BUT WHY STOP THERE?
WHY SHOULD ONLY BATMAN AND ROBIN DIE
WHILE THE SOCIETY THAT CREATED THEM GOES UNPUNISHED?
YES
IF I MUST SUFFER...
HUMANITY WILL SUFFER WITH ME!
I SHALL REPAY THEM FOR SENTENCING ME...
TO A LIFE WITHOUT THE WARMTH OF HUMAN COMFORT
I WILL BLANKET THE CITY IN ENDLESS WINTER!
FIRST...
GOTHAM...
AND THEN...
THE WORLD!
JUST WHAT I HAD IN MIND
EVERYTHING DEAD ON EARTH EXCEPT US
A CHANCE FOR...
MOTHER NATURE TO START AGAIN
BEHOLD...
THE DAWN OF A NEW AGE
OH...
MY MUTANT PLANTS HAVE THE STRENGTH OF THE DEADLIEST ANIMALS
ONCE YOU HAVE FROZEN MANKIND...
THESE BABIES WILL OVERRUN THE GLOBE...
AND WE SHALL RULE THEM
RIGHT
FOR WE WILL BE...
THE ONLY 2 PEOPLE LEFT IN THE WORLD
YES
ADAM...
AND EVIL
YES
YOU DISTRACT THE BAT AND BIRD...
WHILE I PREPARE TO FREEZE GOTHAM!
AHH!
IT'S STAGE ONE OF MACGREGOR'S SYNDROME
I'M SORRY
ALL WE CAN DO...
IS MAKE HIM COMFORTABLE
THANK YOU, DOCTOR
MACGREGOR'S SYNDROME... THAT'S WHAT FRIES' WIFE HAD
YES. ALFRED'S CONDITION IS LESS SEVERE
FRIES' RESEARCH SAID HE CURED A CASE LIKE ALFRED'S
IT JUST DIDN'T SAY HOW
WELL, I CHECKED THE MEDICAL DATABASE. NO ONE ELSE IS EVEN CLOSE
ALL RIGHT. I'M LATE FOR THE DEDICATION...
THEN I GO AFTER FREEZE AND IVY ALONE
YEAH, LIKE HELL YOU DO
DICK, DON'T. DON'T PUSH ME RIGHT NOW
OR WHAT?
NO ONE CAN CAPTURE IVY BUT THE BIG, BAD BAT? YEAH, RIGHT
YOU JUST WANT HER FOR YOURSELF, DON'T YOU?
YES. I WANT HER SO BADLY, I CAN TASTE IT
THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT
LOOK... YOU AND I ARE PERFECT TARGETS
SHE HAS DONE SOMETHING TO US
SHE HAS US FIGHTING OVER HER SOMEHOW
LOOK, HERE'S WHAT I KNOW:
SHE LOVES ME AND NOT YOU, AND IT'S DRIVING YOU CRAZY
THAT'S WHY YOU STOPPED US FROM KISSING...
BECAUSE IF YOU CAN'T HAVE HER, NO ONE CAN
SHE'S CLOUDED YOUR MIND, AND YOU'RE NOT THINKING STRAIGHT
OH, BUT I AM...
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A LONG TIME
LOOK IT. I WANT A ROBIN SIGNAL IN THE SKY, ALL RIGHT?
I'M TIRED OF LIVING IN YOUR SHADOW
ALL THAT ENDS RIGHT NOW
I'M SORRY, UNCLE
I WAS TOO LATE
Y-YOU MUST...
YOU MUST DO SOMETHING FOR ME
FIND MY BROTHER WILFRED...
YOUR UNCLE, WHEREVER HE IS...
AND GIVE HIM THIS
I HAVE DUTIES THAT HE MUST FULFILL...
IN MY STEAD
ONLY FAMILY CAN BE TRUSTED
WHAT IS IT?
IT IS A SACRED TRUST...
OF 2 GOOD MEN WHOM I HAVE THE HONOR...
OF CALLING SON
TAKE IT TO WILFRED...
AND I IMPLORE YOU...
NEVER OPEN IT
YOU LOOK SO LIKE YOUR MOTHER
Gossip Gerty:BONSOIR, GLAMOROUS GOTHAMITES
EVERYONE WHO'S ANYONE HAS FLOCKED...
TO THE GOTHAM OBSERVATORY...
AND TONIGHT'S STAR-STUDDED DEDICATION...
OF THE NEW TELESCOPE
OOH! OOH! OOH!
AND HERE'S THE MAN OF THE HOUR HIMSELF...
BRUCE WAYNE
MR. WAYNE, HOW ABOUT A STATEMENT?
MR. WAYNE, THIS WAY, PLEASE
OVER HERE, MR. WAYNE!
BRUCE! BRUCE! IT'S A WONDERFUL TELESCOPE
Bruce: COMMISSIONER
BRUCE, HOW ARE YOU?
GOOD. YOU KNOW JULIE
JULIE, HOW ARE YOU?
HI. NICE TO SEE YOU
GOOD TO SEE YOU, BRUCE
GOOD TO SEE YOU
HI! HOW ARE YOU, DEAR?
YOUNG MAN, PLEASE
JULIE!
HELLO, GERTY
LOVELY TO SEE YOU AGAIN
THANK YOU YOU'RE WELCOME
COMMISSIONER GORDON
YES?
I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED...
WHERE DOES THAT BIG OLD BAT LIGHT COME FROM?
WHY... IT'S...
RIGHT ON TOP OF POLICE HEADQUARTERS
I'D JUST LOVE TO SEE IT...
BUT YOU PROBABLY DON'T HAVE ACCESS
WHY, DEAR LADY...
I AM THE COMMISSIONER OF THE POLICE
I HAVE THE KEYS RIGHT HERE IN MY POCKET
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IT?
I'M PROUD MM-HMM?
IT LOOKS WONDERFUL
IT'S REALLY GREAT
WHO ARE YOU, DEAR LADY?
ON SECOND THOUGHT...
YOU'RE WAY TOO OLD FOR ME
NO, I'M NOT
PLEASE...
COME BACK
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? COME ON
SHOW ME HOW THE SATELLITES WORK
OK
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
FIRST, I WILL TURN GOTHAM INTO AN ICY GRAVEYARD
THEN I WILL PULL BATMAN'S HEART FROM HIS BODY
AND FEEL IT FREEZE IN MY HANDS
AHH...
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
REVENGE!
QUICKLY, BANE
QUICKLY, NOW
YES
LET THERE BE LIGHT
ONLY FAMILY CAN BE TRUSTED?
WELL...
I'M FAMILY
HEY
I'VE SPENT MY ENTIRE LIFE TRYING TO BEAT BACK DEATH
EVERYTHING I'VE DONE, EVERYTHING I'M...
CAPABLE OF DOING...
BUT I CAN'T SAVE YOU
THERE'S NO DEFEAT IN DEATH, MASTER BRUCE
VICTORY COMES
IN DEFENDING WHAT WE KNOW IS RIGHT...
WHILE WE STILL LIVE
"... TO TRY HIM BEYOND HIS YEARS...
"HAS PLANTED IN HIS BREAST
"AFFECTIONS AND FEELINGS WHICH WOULD DO HONOR...
TO MANY WHO REMEMBERED HIS DAYS 6 TIMES OVER. "
I LOVE YOU, OLD MAN
AND I LOVE YOU, TOO
THIS BETTER BE ONE HELL OF A SECRET
MARGARET...
MARGARET
PEG
THE COMBINED POWER OF THE TELESCOPE'S REFLECTING CRYSTALS...
WILL COMPLETE MY FREEZING ENGINE
YES
GRRR
NO MATTER WHAT THEY TELL YOU, MR. BANE...
IT IS THE SIZE OF YOUR GUN THAT COUNTS
GUN
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?
IT'S NOT A BAT LIGHT. IT'S A ROBIN SIGNAL
IVY'S CALLING ME
HER NAME IS PAMELA ISLEY
I SAW HER TALKING TO GORDON
SHE MUST'VE STOLEN HIS KEYS AND CHANGED THE SIGNAL
YEAH. SHE DID IT FOR ME, FOR LOVE
SHE'D INFECTED US WITH SOME SORT OF PHEROMONE EXTRACT
OH, IS THAT WHAT IT IS, BRUCE? I'M UNDER SOME KIND OF MAGIC SPELL?
SHE WANTS TO KILL YOU, DICK
YOU WOULD SAY ANYTHING TO KEEP HER AWAY FROM ME, WOULDN'T YOU?
TO KEEP HER FOR YOURSELF
YOU ONCE SAID TO ME THAT BEING PART OF A TEAM...
MEANS TRUSTING YOUR PARTNER...
AND SOMETIMES COUNTING ON SOMEONE ELSE...
IS THE ONLY WAY TO WIN. DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?
YOU WEREN'T TALKING ABOUT BEING PARTNERS
YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT BEING A FAMILY
SO I'M ASKING YOU...
FRIEND, PARTNER...
BROTHER...
WILL YOU TRUST ME NOW?
ALL THE CRYSTALS ARE IN PLACE
THANK YOU
OH!
HI!
OH. I'M SORRY ABOUT THE DOOR
IS THE PARTY OVER?
OVER!
WHO IS THIS NUTBALL?
AAH!
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
BOMB
IF REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED COLD...
THEN PUT ON YOUR SUNDAY FINEST
IT'S TIME TO FEAST!
TONIGHT...
HELL FREEZES OVER!
HAH!
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH
HEH HEH HEH HEH
INTRUDER ALERT
IDENTIFY. IDENTIFY
UNCLE ALFRED, IT'S ME...
BARBARA
I EXPECTED YOU MIGHT FIND YOUR WAY DOWN HERE, CHILD
AS SUCH, I PROGRAMMED MY BRAIN ALGORITHMS
INTO THE BATCOMPUTER
AND CREATED A VIRTUAL SIMU-SIMULATION
I'D LIKE TO HELP BATMAN AND ROBIN
I ANTICIPATED YOU WOULD...
AND TOOK THE LIBERTY TO CREATE SOMETHING...
IN YOUR SIZE
SUIT ME UP, UNCLE ALFRED
HI THERE
IS YOUR THUMB THE ONLY PART OF YOU THAT'S GREEN?
YOU WILL JUST HAVE TO FIND OUT
I WANT US TO BE TOGETHER...
BUT I WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE SERIOUS...
ABOUT TURNING OVER A NEW LEAF
I NEED A SIGN...
HOW ABOUT "SLIPPERY WHEN WET"?
OF TRUST
TELL ME YOUR PLAN
KISS ME, AND I'LL TELL YOU
TELL ME, AND I'LL KISS YOU
FREEZE HAS TAKEN THE NEW TELESCOPE
AND TURNED IT INTO A GIANT FREEZING GUN
HE'S ABOUT TO TURN GOTHAM INTO AN ICE CUBE
I'VE GOT TO STOP HIM
ONE KISS...
MY LOVE...
FOR LUCK
BAD LUCK, I'M AFRAID
TIME TO DIE, LITTLE ROBIN
I HATE TO DISAPPOINT YOU, BUT...
RUBBER LIPS ARE IMMUNE TO YOUR CHARMS
OH! UNH! AH!
SEE YA
YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SET A TRAP, VENUS
SORRY
MY VINES HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU
HEH HEH HEH
GOT TO GO
SO MANY PEOPLE TO KILL...
SO LITTLE TIME
YOU'RE ABOUT TO BECOME COMPOST
UNH!
USING FEMININE WILES TO GET WHAT YOU WANT?
TRADING ON YOUR LOOKS?
READ A BOOK, SISTER. THAT PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE NUMBER...
WENT OUT LONG AGO
CHICKS LIKE YOU GIVE WOMEN A BAD NAME
UNH!
AS I TOLD LADY FRIES WHEN I PULLED HER PLUG...
THIS IS A ONE-WOMAN SHOW
I DON'T THINK SO
HYAH!
HMM
HYAH! OH!
CURSES!
NO-O-O!
AAH!
OH!
FREEZE IS GOING TO ICE THE CITY
I KNOW
AND YOU ARE?
BATGIRL
THAT'S NOT AWFULLY P. C.
WHAT ABOUT "BATPERSON" OR "BATWOMAN"?
BRUCE, IT'S ME, BARBARA
I FOUND THE BATCAVE
WE GOT TO GET THOSE LOCKS CHANGED
SHE KNOWS WHO WE ARE
GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE TO KILL HER
YUP. WE'LL KILL HER LATER
WE HAVE WORK TO DO
LET'S KICK SOME ICE
YES
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
YES
YES. YES. YES!
Man: WE GOT TO RUN FOR IT!
AHH!
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
WE HAVE LESS THAN 11 MINUTES TO THAW THE CITY
GOT YOU!
NOW!
SHIELD
NO!
AAH! UNH!
I'LL FINISH OFF THE CITY
YOU KILL THE KIDS
BUT LEAVE ME THE BAT
BAT
Robin: NO SIGN OF THE SNOWMAN
MAYBE HE MELTED
NO. HE'S JUST HIBERNATING
Batman: THESE HEATERS WILL THAW THEM
I HOPE YOU GOT ABOUT 10 MILLION MORE OF THOSE LITTLE TOYS
8 MORE MINUTES, AND A CITY FULL OF GOTHAMITES ARE ICE CUBES FOREVER
SUNLIGHT COULD REVERSE THE FREEZING PROCESS
WELL, SUNRISE ISN'T FOR 5 HOURS
HERE
BUT IT'S MORNING IN THE CONGO
IF WE COULD RELAY THE SUNLIGHT...
FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE EQUATOR...
IT'LL TAKE THE SATELLITES
ABOUT A MINUTE TO REALIGN, BUT...
DAMN
DAMN? DAMN'S NOT GOOD
THOSE TARGETING MIRRORS ARE FROZEN
THE THAWING BEAM WON'T WORK
ALL RIGHT. I'LL SET THE TELESCOPE. YOU THAW THE MIRRORS
TONIGHT'S FORECAST: A FREEZE IS COMING
NO! AAH!
BYE-BYE. HEH HEH HEH!
I GOT YOU!
AAH! AAH!
NO. I GOT YOU
HEH HEH HEH
YES!
IT'S ONE OF THOSE DAYS!
AAH! AAH!
AH, YES!
HEH HEH HEH
AAH! AAH!
RRRR!
OOH! OOH!
YEAH! YES!
ARRRRGGGHH!
DIRTY FIGHTER! DIRTY FIGHTER!
RRROOOWWRRR!
THE TUBE!
WHOOOAAAHHH!
YEAH, BATMAN! YEAH, BATMAN!
OH, NO!
HEY, FREEZE
THE HEAT IS ON
Batman: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT DOWN THERE?
YEAH YEAH
HERE IT GOES
AAAAHHHH...
AAH! OOH!
HANG ON
BATMAN, YOU'RE DOING IT!
YOU'VE LOST, FREEZE
I THINK NOT
BOMBS AWAY, BATMAN
HEH HEH HEH!
FREEZE IN HELL, BATMAN!
OH! OH! AAH!
AAH!
WHAT SHOULD WE DO NOW?
PRAY
AAAH! WHOO-HOO-HOO!
Batman: HANG ON!
GRAB ONTO MY BELT!
OH!
Scientist: THANK YOU, BATMAN!
Second scientist: THANK YOU! THANKS, BATMAN!
NEED A RIDE?
MOST OF GOTHAM'S STILL FROZEN
IT'S MIDNIGHT
THE TELESCOPE'S GONE. THERE'S NO WAY TO THAW THE CITY
SATELLITES COULD BE POSITIONED TO THAW THE CITY DIRECTLY...
BUT THAT WOULD TAKE A COMPUTER GENIUS
I'M ON IT!
NO. I'MON IT
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO THIS UPSIDE DOWN
MEN... EVERYTHING THE HARD WAY
YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD AT THIS, LITTLE GIRL
WELL... WATCH AND LEARN, LITTLE BOY
LOOKS LIKE IT'S GONNA BE A BEAUTIFUL DAY
I'M TAKING YOU BACK TO ARKHAM ASYLUM
GO ON...
KILL ME, TOO, JUST AS YOU KILLED MY WIFE
I DIDN'T KILL YOUR WIFE
AS I TOLD LADY FRIES WHEN I PULLED HER PLUG...
THIS IS A ONE-WOMAN SHOW
ARRRRGGGHHH!
Batman: BUT SHE'S NOT DEAD
WE FOUND HER, RESTORED HER
SHE'S STILL FROZEN, ALIVE...
WAITING FOR YOU TO FIND A CURE
HUH? SHE LIVES?
YES
SHE LIVES!
BUT VENGEANCE ISN'T POWER
ANYONE CAN TAKE A LIFE
BUT TO GIVE LIFE...
THAT'S TRUE POWER, A POWER YOU ONCE HAD
SHE'S ALIVE?
SO I'M ASKING YOU...
VICTOR FRIES...
HELP ME SAVE ANOTHER LIFE
SHOW ME HOW TO CURE MACGREGOR'S SYNDROME STAGE ONE...
AND MAYBE YOU CAN ALSO SAVE THE LIFE...
OF THE MAN YOUR WIFE ONCE LOVED
HE'S STILL INSIDE YOU, VICTOR
BURIED... DEEP... BENEATH THE SNOW
WILL YOU HELP ME...
DOCTOR?
TAKE 2 OF THESE...
AND CALL ME IN THE MORNING
I'LL HAVE YOUR WIFE MOVED TO THE LAB AT ARKHAM
YOU'LL BE ABLE TO CONTINUE YOUR RESEARCH THERE
ALL WE CAN DO NOW IS WAIT...
AND HOPE
HE LOVES ME...
HE LOVES ME NOT
HE LOVES ME...
HE LOVES ME NOT
HE LOVES ME...
HE LOVES ME NOT
HE LOVES ME...
Mr. Freeze: NOT!
SURPRISE
I AM YOUR NEW CELLMATE
HA HA
AND I HAVE COME TO MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL
PREPARE FOR A BITTER HARVEST
WINTER... HAS COME AT LAST
AHEM
ALFRED
ARE YOU...
RATHER DISAPPOINTED AT HOW POORLY
I HAVE TAUGHT YOU PROPER HOUSEKEEPING
AND QUITE WELL, IT SEEMS!
THANKS TO YOU, SON
THANKS TO YOU ALL
WELL DONE, BRUCE
YOU, TOO. WELL DONE
I GOT ONE QUESTION
WHEN BATGIRL AND I FELL OFF THE TELESCOPE...
WHY DIDN'T YOU TRY AND SAVE US?
IT'S THE FIRST TIME I'VE FALLEN...
AND YOU WEREN'T THERE TO CATCH ME
I FIGURED YOU COULD HANDLE IT
YOU KNOW, DICK, SOMETIMES COUNTING ON SOMEBODY ELSE...
IS THE ONLY WAY TO WIN
Barbara: AHEM! EXCUSE ME
I BELIEVE I'M THE ONE WHO KICKED IVY'S BOTANICAL BUTT
YEAH, THAT WAS ME
I DID IT ALL BY MYSELF
THAT WAS ME
YOU ARE GOING BACK TO SCHOOL
BRUCE, YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO WIN THIS ARGUMENT
PARTNERS?
PARTNERS
WE'RE GOING TO NEED A BIGGER CAVE
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS
CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC.
?? THE SEWERS BELCH ME OUT ??
?? THE HEAVENS SPIT ME OUT ??
?? FROM ETHOS TRAGIC ??
?? I AM BORN AGAIN ??
?? AND NOW I'M WITH YOU NOW ??
?? INSIDE YOUR WORLD OF WEALTH ??
?? TO MOVE IN DESERTS ??
?? MADE OF DEADLY ??
?? PRETENSE ??
?? TILL WE ENTER THE END ??
?? IS IT FRIGHTENING ??
?? YOU ARE ??
?? HOW THE PEOPLE CHANGE ??
?? DOES IT MAKE YOU HAPPY ??
?? I'M SO SANE ??
?? AND IN YOUR DARKEST HOUR ??
?? MY OWN SECRETS FADE ??
?? YOU CAN WATCH THE WORLD DEVOUR ??
?? IN ITS PAIN ??
?? OW ??
R. Kelly: ?? OUT LOOKING OVE R THE SKYLINE OF THE CITY ??
?? HOW NOW QUIET NIGHTS IN THE MIDST OF CRIME ??
?? HOW NEXT DOOR TO HAPPINESS LIVES SORROW ??
?? AND SIGNALS OUR SOLUTION IN THE SKY ??
?? A CITY OF JUSTICE ??
?? A CITY OF LOVE ??
?? A CITY OF PEACE ??
?? FOR EVERY ONE OF US ??
?? WE ALL NEED IT ??
?? CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT ??
?? GOTHAM CITY ??
?? OH, YEAH ??
?? HOW SLEEPING AWAKE BECAUSE OF FEAR ??
?? OH, YEAH ??
?? HOW CHILDREN ARE DROWNING IN THEIR TEARS ??
?? HOW WE NEED A PLACE WHERE WE CAN GO ??
?? A LAND WHERE EVERYONE WILL HAVE A HERO ??
?? AMEN ??
?? A CITY OF JUSTICE ??
?? YEAH ??
?? A CITY OF LOVE ??
?? A CITY OF PEACE FOR EVERY ONE OF US ??
?? 'CAUSE WE ALL NEED EACH OTHER ??
?? CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT ??
?? GOTHAM CITY ??
?? WHOO ??
?? YEAH, YEAH ??
?? DEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF STORMY WEATHER ??
?? WE WON'T STUMBLE ??
?? AND WE WON'T FALL ??
?? I KNOW A PLACE THAT OFFERS SHELTER... ??
?? CITY OF JUSTICE ??
?? OH, YEAH ??
?? A CITY OF LOVE ??
?? A CITY OF PEACE ??
?? CITY OF PEACE FOR EVERY ONE OF US ??
?? EVERY ONE OF US ??
?? YES, WE ALL NEED IT ??
?? CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT ??
?? WE NEED A... ??
?? GOTHAM CITY ??
?? OH, YEAH ??
?? A GOTHAM CITY ??
?? EVERYBODY NEEDS... ??
?? GOTHAM CITY ??
?? A GOTHAM CITY ??
?? DON'T YOU WANNA GO? OH, YEAH ??
?? COME ON, COME ON ?? ?? GOTHAM CITY... ??