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各位同学，大家好

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38分钟以后就是我翻译的电影了

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我已经辞职了

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不过翻译操蛋的电影还是很有意思的

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希望各位好好看

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女主角还是很漂亮的

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电影马上就要开始了

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爆米花和可乐都准备好了吗？

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本片不黄，很暴力

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请20岁以下儿童在家长陪同下欣赏

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谢谢

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是你啊

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这是难得一见的亲友久别重逢

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法罗

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过来

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你好

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- 你好啊
- 你好啊

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- 衣服不错
- 是吗

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肯定很贵吧

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- 这样啊...
- 老头子,问你个事

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没问题

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法罗,过来

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对着镜头说几句

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有什么想说的吗

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今天是我朋友大喜的日子

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猜猜我要送多少红包?

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那个...你要多少?

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好兄弟自己看着办呗

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- 这么好?
- 必须的

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喂喂,你还没说话呢

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亲爱的观众朋友们
我想死你们了

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动作快点

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好,马上好了

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这新式的机器还没玩明白

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让我再看看

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你没看过说明书吗?

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看什么说明书

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都是自学成才

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来给个正面

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试试新装备的效果

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小伙子,羡慕嫉妒恨吗

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拍个片,何必那么专业呢

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那必须的

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看看什么叫专业摄影师的职业素养

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有空切磋一下?

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随时欢迎

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- 有空来找我
- 好啊,一会就去

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- 准备好了吗?
- 好了

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- 出发?
- 出发

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好了,走

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莉娜

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看看这个怎么样

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- 时间来得及吗
- 来得及

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- 帮我弄一下后面
- 乐意效劳

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- 很多人吗
- 凑合

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- 准备出去了
- 好

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嗨

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弗拉达

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弗拉达

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弗拉达,起床咯

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你怎么了

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坐下

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别拍了,摄像机给我

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还有人没到吗

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一会时间到了就请客人进场

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看吧,按我的来肯定可以发财

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你这家伙才多久不见大变样了啊

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来,敬个礼

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准备一下,马上开始了

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前几天不小心弄伤了

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现在还打绷带

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不过没关系,不就是
往手上钉了一个钉子

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- 钉子?
- 小事一桩

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- 严重吗?
- 放血爽歪歪

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- 宝贝,走了
- 失陪一下

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- 一会里面见
- 再见

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嗨

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这是新娘

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你好

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我们的新娘有点忧郁

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会场准备的怎么样了

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都准备好了,就等你们

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- 他们马上到了
- 啊

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大家都进去了

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都进去马上开始了

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- 大家都进去了
- 走吧

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快点,我们也进去

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走了走了

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各位,各位都进去了

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准备好了

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- 摄像好了吗?
- 没问题

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啊,看看谁来了

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没想到你真的来了

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这么重要的日子必须来啊

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先进去找个座

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- 嗨,好久不见
- 你好啊

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进去了2

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新郎,你可以给新娘戴上戒指了

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谢谢你嫁给我

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从今以后

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你就是我的唯一

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我愿意,跟你到天涯海角

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恭喜你们

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好多人啊

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亲一个

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合影,合影

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快来

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大家一起笑一个

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欢迎,欢迎,欢迎

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老人家,你好啊

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你好啊

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长命百岁,长命百岁

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来,先去休息

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听得见吗

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先去坐下了

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一起笑一个

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笑一个

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恭喜

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一会大家一起照一张

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感谢大家来参加婚礼

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在外面给大家准备了吃的

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还是自助餐,可以自己去吃

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谢谢大家

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很不错,再笑开心一点

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厕所在哪

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- 说好的自助餐呢
- 就在里面

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两个辣妹

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这里是婚礼后的盛大宴会

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这厨师真专业

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你好啊

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- 有酒吗
- 没有

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- 啤酒?
- 没

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- 冰激凌?
- 这个有

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- 好吃吗?给我来一个
- 绝对好吃

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啊,真浪漫

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我们的新娘很高兴

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老头子

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玩的开心吗

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当然,难得参加这么大的活动

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感觉还好吧

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就是东西不太好吃

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好了,先过来

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好了

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阿杜

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看这边

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果然是专业的

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我希望能拍摄出一点精彩的东西

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要有感觉的

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要有活力

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活力?

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没错

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好喝吗

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- 还行
- 还行?

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幸福的两个人

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我这辈子要定你了

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你别想逃出我的手掌心

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- 你也是
- 当然

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你知道我一向说话算话

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我爱你

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我也爱你

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今天我就嫁给他啦

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感谢大家光临

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见证我们的爱情

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我们能走到这一步真的很不容易

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谢谢各位的支持

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- 刀锋利不
- 我切切看

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要吃得开心,玩的开心

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开心

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继续玩

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- 你好啊
- 看看这是谁

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老板来了

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欢迎他讲两句

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我们是朋友

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我来恭喜我朋友结婚

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干杯

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客人们都吃饱喝足了

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现在都坐在这里休息

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除了我们敬业的演员

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这身衣服穿着舒服吗

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你自己试试不就知道了

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出去抽根烟

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这活虽然辛苦,不过能跟小孩子们玩
还是挺开心的

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以后有机会还会继续干这个吗

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会,我想我会的

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你这长相会不会吓到小孩子

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你猜呢

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我说不准

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不,虽然长的猥琐了点
其实我是个好人

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我很喜欢和小孩子玩的

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肯定不会吓到他们

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那你觉得辛苦吗

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这就看心态了

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看看,又一个喝倒的烈士

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是你啊,来打个招呼

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他可能不认识你是谁了

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看那傻样

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生化服,有人在这里扔了生化武器吗

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警察也来了,看

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这下婚礼热闹了

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阿里亚

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怎么突然这么热闹了

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管他呢,进来玩了,别一个人在外面

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笑一个

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同学们玩得开心吗?

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花花公子在那

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又勾女人了?

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怎么不叫上我

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奥顿,奥顿

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敬业的摄影师辛苦了

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为人民服务

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噢耶

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嘿

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嘿,跳下来

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小心点

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嘿,皮耶

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突然出现了危机

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快叫救护车

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还好没事

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没事了,没事

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都别围观了,快叫救护车

221
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救护车来了没有

222
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你怎么了?回答我

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快闪咯

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怎么办

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救命啊

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救命

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快点出去

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劳拉

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我老婆去哪了,我老婆去哪了

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那边,那边

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快一起来

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小心

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这里

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开门开门,快点

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快快,把门关上

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快,快,躲起来

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天啊

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我们要报警,谁有手机,谁有手机

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剧本不是这样的啊

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天啊

241
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是不是走错片场了

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- 你还在拍吗
- 第一手资料

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什么?

244
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很早就有警察在外面
还有穿防护服的

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00:20:32,636 --> 00:20:34,542
你他妈别拍了,放下

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住手,住手

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给我

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[片名:《死亡录像3:起源》]

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这样你满意了?

250
00:21:26,430 --> 00:21:28,186
别怕,别怕,跟我走

251
00:21:28,609 --> 00:21:31,182
我们要想办法离开这里

252
00:21:36,403 --> 00:21:38,441
回去,回去,回去

253
00:21:38,621 --> 00:21:40,649
把他们干掉

254
00:21:44,715 --> 00:21:46,846
- 怎么
- 打不通,没信号

255
00:21:58,945 --> 00:22:01,039
我们要怎么办,我们要怎么办

256
00:22:01,433 --> 00:22:02,785
到处都是僵尸

257
00:22:03,546 --> 00:22:05,132
要想办法找人来帮忙

258
00:22:05,705 --> 00:22:06,973
要不然肯定出不去

259
00:22:10,175 --> 00:22:12,794
握个手,我是摄影师

260
00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:14,991
你好

261
00:22:16,559 --> 00:22:17,236
还有个呢

262
00:22:21,815 --> 00:22:22,472
自卫武器

263
00:22:25,270 --> 00:22:27,261
用勺子打僵尸?

264
00:22:27,655 --> 00:22:29,261
有点夸张了

265
00:22:31,076 --> 00:22:31,959
我有武林秘籍

266
00:22:32,916 --> 00:22:33,949
哪个门派的

267
00:22:34,635 --> 00:22:36,381
反正能帮我们出去

268
00:22:36,869 --> 00:22:37,912
看我的

269
00:22:42,981 --> 00:22:45,761
来,从这边应该能出去

270
00:23:04,437 --> 00:23:05,188
来啊

271
00:23:07,864 --> 00:23:09,733
掉下去了

272
00:23:10,569 --> 00:23:12,465
你他妈净帮倒忙

273
00:23:15,288 --> 00:23:17,260
来,这边还有个窗子

274
00:23:24,821 --> 00:23:26,249
快,出去

275
00:23:31,976 --> 00:23:32,906
这条路走不通

276
00:23:34,282 --> 00:23:38,583
- 只能走这边了
- 你们上,我殿后

277
00:23:40,104 --> 00:23:40,996
走

278
00:23:41,249 --> 00:23:43,184
我们会记住他的

279
00:23:45,700 --> 00:23:47,963
多巴,帮我拿着这个

280
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:50,592
一定要拿出去哦

281
00:23:54,097 --> 00:23:55,214
奥顿

282
00:23:55,534 --> 00:23:57,346
一定要活着见我

283
00:24:12,774 --> 00:24:14,069
- 这是在哪?
- 我不知道

284
00:24:15,985 --> 00:24:16,896
快

285
00:24:17,516 --> 00:24:20,454
来,这边

286
00:24:31,190 --> 00:24:33,622
放松,我们能出去的

287
00:24:33,863 --> 00:24:35,291
相信我

288
00:24:35,948 --> 00:24:38,399
出去我请你吃冰激凌

289
00:24:41,807 --> 00:24:43,497
小心,快走

290
00:24:43,648 --> 00:24:47,404
这样要爬到什么时候

291
00:24:47,535 --> 00:24:49,132
还有多远啊

292
00:24:49,658 --> 00:24:51,038
我要走了

293
00:24:51,451 --> 00:24:52,944
快点爬

294
00:24:57,498 --> 00:24:59,480
快点,好像看到头了

295
00:25:02,832 --> 00:25:04,766
快点,出口在前面

296
00:25:05,969 --> 00:25:07,180
就到了

297
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:50,142
别出声,走

298
00:25:56,031 --> 00:25:58,736
救命啊,我在上面

299
00:26:08,166 --> 00:26:11,058
还等什么,快走

300
00:26:47,479 --> 00:26:49,554
快上,快上

301
00:26:49,977 --> 00:26:52,212
快啊,还等什么

302
00:26:57,164 --> 00:26:58,329
把他干掉

303
00:27:30,246 --> 00:27:30,866
奥兰

304
00:27:32,087 --> 00:27:34,059
这里有无线电

305
00:27:34,528 --> 00:27:38,166
怎么好像没电了

306
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:40,457
有人吗,有人吗

307
00:27:58,885 --> 00:28:00,388
快点走,傻逼,走人

308
00:28:08,686 --> 00:28:10,244
快跑,跑,跑

309
00:28:27,729 --> 00:28:29,522
别出声,别出声

310
00:28:40,230 --> 00:28:41,000
这边

311
00:29:10,685 --> 00:29:11,774
无路可走了

312
00:29:14,347 --> 00:29:16,676
这么晚了在这里干嘛

313
00:29:16,929 --> 00:29:17,924
小偷吗

314
00:29:17,944 --> 00:29:21,244
进人家家里不说声谢谢

315
00:29:21,385 --> 00:29:24,737
想进我家,你们还嫩了点

316
00:29:28,099 --> 00:29:30,230
你看见我老婆了吗

317
00:29:31,119 --> 00:29:32,227
你没跟他在一起?

318
00:29:32,866 --> 00:29:34,181
我没看到他

319
00:29:34,528 --> 00:29:36,622
她肯定跟我们走散了

320
00:29:36,932 --> 00:29:39,373
- 我好想前面看到过他
- 在哪

321
00:29:39,393 --> 00:29:42,973
别冲动,生死自有天命

322
00:29:43,631 --> 00:29:45,152
你是在哪看到的

323
00:29:45,302 --> 00:29:48,326
- 保安都哪去了
- 我也不知道

324
00:29:56,672 --> 00:29:59,836
- 外面很危险
- 我要出去找他

325
00:30:00,447 --> 00:30:01,526
不管怎么样

326
00:30:02,137 --> 00:30:04,511
- 别出去送死
- 那是我老婆

327
00:30:05,309 --> 00:30:06,248
闭嘴,懂吗

328
00:30:06,268 --> 00:30:08,511
- 你不能害我们
- 怕什么,死的不是你

329
00:30:10,070 --> 00:30:12,633
我等一会就出去

330
00:30:14,066 --> 00:30:15,381
谁都挡不住我

331
00:30:20,648 --> 00:30:21,963
谁放了广播

332
00:30:26,589 --> 00:30:30,100
老公,老公你在哪

333
00:30:30,833 --> 00:30:32,983
我现在不知道在哪

334
00:30:33,340 --> 00:30:36,901
谁来救救我们

335
00:30:37,004 --> 00:30:42,291
我一定要活着回去

336
00:30:43,117 --> 00:30:48,255
有人吗,有人听到了吗

337
00:30:48,584 --> 00:30:51,034
我现在就在房子里

338
00:30:51,579 --> 00:30:55,325
但是周围都是僵尸

339
00:30:55,486 --> 00:30:58,528
不知道怎么出去

340
00:31:01,176 --> 00:31:05,402
谁听到了快来帮忙

341
00:31:05,556 --> 00:31:07,603
我就知道她没事

342
00:31:07,623 --> 00:31:11,603
我不知道怎么才能见到我老公

343
00:31:11,791 --> 00:31:16,213
有人听到了快来帮忙

344
00:31:21,300 --> 00:31:21,920
怎么了

345
00:31:23,666 --> 00:31:26,136
怎么没声音了

346
00:31:26,156 --> 00:31:27,150
广播室在哪

347
00:31:27,249 --> 00:31:29,353
出门左转最后一间

348
00:31:29,813 --> 00:31:32,789
你肯定到不了那个地方

349
00:31:33,982 --> 00:31:37,325
啊,我要想办法过去,想办法过去

350
00:31:44,445 --> 00:31:46,191
我的老婆啊

351
00:31:57,511 --> 00:31:59,079
勇气

352
00:32:04,393 --> 00:32:05,755
武器

353
00:32:15,413 --> 00:32:16,662
我明白了

354
00:32:20,694 --> 00:32:22,168
老公?老公

355
00:32:23,070 --> 00:32:23,793
列维?

356
00:32:24,234 --> 00:32:25,577
他肯定出去了

357
00:32:25,971 --> 00:32:26,394
真的?

358
00:32:26,751 --> 00:32:29,389
我也不知道,不过有这种感觉

359
00:32:29,699 --> 00:32:30,562
是吗

360
00:32:30,872 --> 00:32:37,116
狭路相逢勇者胜

361
00:32:37,614 --> 00:32:40,290
他一定正在来的路上

362
00:32:43,293 --> 00:32:48,091
不管这些怪物是哪里来的

363
00:32:50,189 --> 00:32:53,475
都不是什么好东西

364
00:32:53,700 --> 00:32:59,090
上帝会制裁他们的

365
00:33:00,039 --> 00:33:01,785
天啊

366
00:33:03,689 --> 00:33:06,985
僵尸,僵尸来了

367
00:33:07,398 --> 00:33:08,788
它们来了

368
00:33:21,088 --> 00:33:21,886
快点帮忙

369
00:33:22,689 --> 00:33:23,685
没有用的

370
00:34:08,253 --> 00:34:09,370
从这下去

371
00:34:16,973 --> 00:34:19,518
快点,快点

372
00:34:19,538 --> 00:34:20,757
见上帝

373
00:34:23,916 --> 00:34:25,456
你老年痴呆了吗

374
00:34:53,996 --> 00:34:54,794
准备了

375
00:35:15,136 --> 00:35:16,207
有人吗

376
00:35:40,724 --> 00:35:43,888
- 这家伙真懂得享受
- 是啊

377
00:35:54,642 --> 00:35:55,722
忙里偷闲一下

378
00:35:56,951 --> 00:35:58,491
没想到你们在这里

379
00:36:06,294 --> 00:36:07,740
我们完蛋了

380
00:37:02,383 --> 00:37:04,761
我觉得应该走左边

381
00:37:26,202 --> 00:37:27,526
这是怎么回事

382
00:37:28,822 --> 00:37:31,789
- 人都去哪了
- 见上帝去了

383
00:37:32,568 --> 00:37:34,736
肯定有人犯了天意

384
00:37:35,459 --> 00:37:39,524
上帝派这些恶魔来惩罚我们

385
00:37:40,576 --> 00:37:43,168
- 没有活着的?
- 都没了

386
00:37:43,487 --> 00:37:47,162
就剩我们几个

387
00:37:47,650 --> 00:37:51,181
- 要恳求上帝原谅我们
- 希望能找到一条安全的路

388
00:37:51,697 --> 00:37:53,397
不知道他们都躲在哪里

388
00:37:55,697 --> 00:37:58,397
下面是我翻译的部分了

389
00:38:01,613 --> 00:38:04,131
吓死姐了

390
00:38:14,050 --> 00:38:15,653
僵尸

391
00:38:16,677 --> 00:38:21,021
我不是掉进《行尸走肉》里了?

392
00:38:22,615 --> 00:38:23,928
不要相信牛鬼蛇神

393
00:38:24,584 --> 00:38:26,428
共产主义万岁

394
00:38:26,772 --> 00:38:29,679
我是一名党员

395
00:38:30,616 --> 00:38:35,148
伟大的无产阶级万岁

396
00:38:35,168 --> 00:38:37,393
打倒帝国主义

397
00:38:38,018 --> 00:38:43,550
你们这些小鬼,怎么能难道我等先进民族

398
00:38:44,363 --> 00:38:48,801
傻逼了吧,爷还有佛祖保佑呢

399
00:38:49,083 --> 00:38:56,771
你们要是再不走
小心死后下地狱

400
00:38:57,053 --> 00:39:02,429
不对哦,你们已经死了

401
00:39:02,449 --> 00:39:06,679
灰飞烟灭听过不?

402
00:41:18,197 --> 00:41:19,135
小心

403
00:41:20,916 --> 00:41:21,823
怎么走

404
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:23,604
我想想

405
00:41:26,073 --> 00:41:26,636
这边吧

406
00:41:55,398 --> 00:41:57,179
春哥保佑

407
00:42:07,119 --> 00:42:10,994
- 你是哪位?
- 玉树临风,一支梨花压海棠的法里德

408
00:42:13,588 --> 00:42:16,526
- 嘛情况?
- 我骗过了他们

409
00:42:18,745 --> 00:42:19,996
别走火啦

410
00:42:21,270 --> 00:42:26,177
放心,我有持枪证

411
00:42:27,083 --> 00:42:31,053
美国说了,枪是为了要让人民推翻暴权

412
00:42:31,834 --> 00:42:32,772
什么意思?

413
00:42:33,490 --> 00:42:34,991
暴力才能推翻暴政

414
00:42:35,710 --> 00:42:39,210
- 再解释一下
- 枪杆里出政权

415
00:42:43,086 --> 00:42:43,898
开了

416
00:42:44,398 --> 00:42:48,274
- 我好怕怕哦
- 不要怕,姐用胸兆你

417
00:42:49,524 --> 00:42:52,494
姐是A罩,秒杀无压力

418
00:42:52,931 --> 00:42:54,088
给力啊

419
00:42:56,358 --> 00:42:57,859
我们要死了

420
00:42:59,203 --> 00:43:02,609
- 什么
- 好多人都死了

421
00:43:04,047 --> 00:43:07,173
我们也会死的

422
00:43:08,610 --> 00:43:10,736
我跟你打赌

423
00:43:12,236 --> 00:43:15,799
打你妹啊

424
00:43:16,893 --> 00:43:18,456
姐没心情

425
00:43:22,081 --> 00:43:28,114
这个时候还开玩笑

426
00:43:37,606 --> 00:43:38,325
我好怕

427
00:43:41,576 --> 00:43:43,014
起了

428
00:43:48,796 --> 00:43:50,702
你过来

429
00:43:56,860 --> 00:43:59,985
- 榻榻米
- 她也会尸变的

430
00:44:02,548 --> 00:44:04,361
快过来啊

431
00:44:37,274 --> 00:44:40,368
快跑啊

432
00:44:40,388 --> 00:44:41,243
哥难受死了

433
00:44:47,061 --> 00:44:49,124
再淋雨,我的头发就要掉光光了

434
00:44:52,281 --> 00:44:55,687
- 怎么办?
- 找个地方躲躲

435
00:44:55,707 --> 00:44:58,313
快走啊,你不想秃头吧

436
00:45:58,628 --> 00:45:59,378
妈妈

437
00:46:06,754 --> 00:46:08,317
妈妈

438
00:46:12,755 --> 00:46:13,536
妈妈

439
00:46:59,792 --> 00:47:04,543
小空空,人死不能复生

440
00:47:05,887 --> 00:47:07,512
何况她一死再死

441
00:47:09,252 --> 00:47:10,377
尼玛

442
00:47:10,397 --> 00:47:14,565
这不是我妈,是你妈呀

443
00:47:14,878 --> 00:47:17,284
一大波僵尸在靠近

444
00:47:18,972 --> 00:47:23,473
可能还有很多波

445
00:47:24,879 --> 00:47:27,567
走啊

446
00:47:47,574 --> 00:47:48,418
这里

447
00:47:55,450 --> 00:47:58,513
快下去

448
00:47:59,513 --> 00:48:01,451
去你的吧

449
00:48:33,303 --> 00:48:34,053
快

450
00:48:40,179 --> 00:48:40,710
等等

451
00:48:42,398 --> 00:48:43,367
这边

452
00:48:46,336 --> 00:48:48,149
你还在犹豫什么

453
00:48:48,899 --> 00:48:49,805
我的老公

454
00:48:50,868 --> 00:48:54,244
- 大难临头各自飞
- 那你飞吧

455
00:48:55,744 --> 00:48:56,838
我不会

456
00:48:59,151 --> 00:49:00,463
没打够怪

457
00:49:02,309 --> 00:49:04,685
魔法值也不够

458
00:49:16,576 --> 00:49:17,420
我才几级而已

459
00:49:22,952 --> 00:49:24,796
也不想当人民币玩家

460
00:50:02,916 --> 00:50:04,010
是我老公

461
00:50:05,323 --> 00:50:06,198
是他

462
00:50:10,168 --> 00:50:12,730
- 他还活着
- 他不是才三条命吗?

463
00:50:12,750 --> 00:50:17,103
刷命版本没玩过啊

464
00:50:19,884 --> 00:50:21,197
脑残

465
00:50:30,230 --> 00:50:30,824
看好了

466
00:50:37,981 --> 00:50:39,763
- 来个制服诱惑
- 不太好吧

467
00:50:39,783 --> 00:50:40,513
你不认识干露露吧

468
00:50:54,255 --> 00:50:55,355
看你妈逼啊

469
00:50:56,716 --> 00:50:57,830
还没见过齐逼小短裙吗?

470
00:51:26,196 --> 00:51:26,897
有鬼啊!

471
00:51:44,270 --> 00:51:44,792
阿杜?

472
00:54:14,832 --> 00:54:15,739
我有不详的凶兆

473
00:54:16,592 --> 00:54:18,090
你呢？

474
00:54:20,813 --> 00:54:21,556
你哪来的胸罩

475
00:54:27,453 --> 00:54:28,319
不要玩了

476
00:54:33,790 --> 00:54:36,924
我要你们鬼命

477
00:55:06,077 --> 00:55:07,081
来啊

478
00:55:49,271 --> 00:55:49,917
不好玩了

479
00:55:51,168 --> 00:55:52,804
我要尸变了

480
00:55:57,492 --> 00:55:57,835
我勒个去啊

481
00:56:01,965 --> 00:56:02,323
加索尔

482
00:56:07,588 --> 00:56:08,110
庵主

483
00:56:25,983 --> 00:56:29,516
那个铁匠,叫科比

484
00:56:32,690 --> 00:56:33,200
再见了

485
00:56:35,650 --> 00:56:36,529
小空

486
00:58:03,137 --> 00:58:03,524
小空

487
00:58:05,037 --> 00:58:06,269
哥在这呢

488
00:58:06,788 --> 00:58:08,943
在上面

489
00:58:13,728 --> 00:58:16,824
- 你怎么还没死啊
- 出来打酱油啊

490
00:58:17,827 --> 00:58:18,267
瓶子都丢了

491
00:58:20,180 --> 00:58:20,999
你傻逼啊

492
00:58:23,004 --> 00:58:24,667
上得来的

493
00:58:32,424 --> 00:58:33,366
姐来了

494
00:58:46,182 --> 00:58:46,649
亲爱的

495
00:58:48,488 --> 00:58:50,160
＃＃

496
00:58:50,512 --> 00:58:54,515
你没有被僵尸咬吧

497
00:58:55,625 --> 00:58:57,022
哥是很牛逼的

498
00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:11,223
最后一波了吗?

499
00:59:12,388 --> 00:59:13,070
不知道啊

500
00:59:13,694 --> 00:59:14,342
刚刚掉了螺丝刀

501
00:59:14,771 --> 00:59:17,312
就在下面

502
00:59:17,608 --> 00:59:18,741
你去找

503
00:59:19,984 --> 00:59:22,788
要快啊

504
00:59:28,894 --> 00:59:30,818
能不能采集阳光

505
00:59:32,677 --> 00:59:33,535
有没有

506
00:59:34,557 --> 00:59:35,294
土豆

507
00:59:37,263 --> 00:59:39,319
- 找到了
- 什么?

508
00:59:47,473 --> 00:59:48,066
给我

509
00:59:51,080 --> 00:59:51,574
拿到了

510
00:59:52,653 --> 00:59:53,236
来啊

511
00:59:56,447 --> 01:00:00,725
我们是他们的奴隶

512
01:00:02,088 --> 01:00:03,848
最后一波

513
01:00:03,868 --> 01:00:04,617
坚持住

514
01:00:07,294 --> 01:00:10,593
一定要顶住啊

515
01:00:12,172 --> 01:00:13,060
肿么了?

516
01:00:14,211 --> 01:00:14,906
我的腿

517
01:00:15,751 --> 01:00:16,287
我擦

518
01:00:16,930 --> 01:00:17,730
他妹的

519
01:00:38,136 --> 01:00:38,752
我又活过来了

520
01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:49,544
＃空

521
01:00:49,773 --> 01:00:51,093
- 你还活着
- 我们都活着

522
01:00:52,764 --> 01:00:53,442
感谢

523
01:00:58,513 --> 01:00:58,962
太好了

524
01:01:07,559 --> 01:01:10,128
- 还有一大波
- 大波在哪?

525
01:01:10,629 --> 01:01:13,207
我们快走

526
01:01:31,958 --> 01:01:33,586
没关系了

527
01:01:43,681 --> 01:01:44,086
傻瓜

528
01:01:45,247 --> 01:01:45,705
傻瓜

529
01:01:50,281 --> 01:01:52,586
开往石城方向的列车
马上就要启动了

530
01:01:53,993 --> 01:01:55,903
各位好

531
01:01:56,659 --> 01:01:58,815
我的微博“东京猪只会射”

532
01:01:59,774 --> 01:02:01,580
邀请您的好友开通微博

533
01:02:02,161 --> 01:02:04,342
有机会获得“罗凤1代”一台

534
01:02:05,125 --> 01:02:07,830
老罗英语,等着你的到来

535
01:02:07,850 --> 01:02:08,839
还打广告呢

536
01:02:13,329 --> 01:02:14,974
怎么回事?

537
01:02:15,475 --> 01:02:20,298
请拿起手中的电话
转发此微博

538
01:02:20,984 --> 01:02:25,981
更有机会获得与乔布斯见面的机会

539
01:02:26,527 --> 01:02:30,639
@三位好友,还能得到一本

540
01:02:31,277 --> 01:02:33,245
《黄教主教您学英语》

541
01:02:44,943 --> 01:02:51,387
本次活动截止日为今晚9点30分

542
01:02:54,595 --> 01:02:59,334
过期不候

543
01:03:00,170 --> 01:03:08,878
活动由国家一级打假大师
方舟子全程监督

544
01:03:09,780 --> 01:03:11,749
转起来!

545
01:03:13,519 --> 01:03:14,509
广告让活人气疯

546
01:03:17,434 --> 01:03:18,292
死人安心啊

547
01:03:18,633 --> 01:03:19,139
顶楼主

548
01:03:20,732 --> 01:03:21,545
没带手机真郁闷

549
01:03:26,604 --> 01:03:32,136
转发越多,奖品也就越多

550
01:03:34,675 --> 01:03:38,185
胸小尼玛真要命,穿神马衣服都是平的

551
01:03:38,205 --> 01:03:41,094
可气的是每次和男朋友去逛街

552
01:03:41,741 --> 01:03:44,586
他都偷瞄路过的大胸美女

553
01:03:44,606 --> 01:03:46,781
自卑的要死

554
01:03:46,801 --> 01:03:52,238
后来欧洲朋友介绍用了风靡欧洲丰胸圣品

555
01:03:52,258 --> 01:03:56,703
就试了一个疗程,一个月

556
01:03:56,723 --> 01:04:01,842
我所有的内衣全部下岗哎

557
01:04:01,862 --> 01:04:07,517
男人嘴上说不介意,那绝对都是坑爹的

558
01:04:07,537 --> 01:04:12,981
做女人,挺好

559
01:04:28,990 --> 01:04:31,519
分享地址...

560
01:04:44,766 --> 01:04:45,527
哦

561
01:04:46,556 --> 01:04:47,278
哟西

562
01:04:48,835 --> 01:04:51,017
操你妈逼啊

563
01:05:11,373 --> 01:05:12,059
科比

564
01:05:16,138 --> 01:05:16,833
切了吧

565
01:05:22,683 --> 01:05:23,554
你不是很能打铁的吗？

566
01:05:34,710 --> 01:05:35,282
来啊

567
01:05:47,552 --> 01:05:48,396
来吧

568
01:06:13,144 --> 01:06:13,813
不愧是铁科

569
01:06:25,726 --> 01:06:27,301
弄得一手好湿啊

570
01:06:31,093 --> 01:06:31,648
瓦妮莎

571
01:07:27,946 --> 01:07:28,782
哎哟

572
01:07:30,542 --> 01:07:31,105
悲剧了

573
01:08:36,946 --> 01:08:39,998
又回到最初的起点

574
01:08:42,019 --> 01:08:46,294
记忆中你青涩的脸

575
01:08:46,596 --> 01:08:48,328
我们终於来到了这一天

576
01:08:49,634 --> 01:08:54,294
那些年错过的大雨
那些年错过的爱情

577
01:09:21,705 --> 01:09:24,784
放下武器,缴枪投降

578
01:09:25,479 --> 01:09:29,218
抗拒从严,牢底坐穿

579
01:09:33,970 --> 01:09:36,917
快点

580
01:11:20,069 --> 01:11:23,764
[导演: 帕科·普拉扎]

581
01:11:39,534 --> 01:11:40,625
[主演:拉蒂西亚·多瑞拉]

582
01:11:40,645 --> 01:11:43,564
[主演:迭戈·马丁]

583
01:11:43,584 --> 01:11:46,458
[主演:阿莱克斯·莫尔纳]

584
01:16:59,335 --> 01:17:02,089
【剧终,谢谢欣赏】