(gagging)
- Yo, it's your boy Kill'em FTW.
I always kill them for the win,
and you're watching me, Kill'em FTW, woo!
So I'm dressed differently today,
and that's because this is a different kind of video.
Well, kind of video where I'm still going to be
doing something gross and weird I bet.
But, thought I'd dress up for the occasion, you know?
Thought I'd look smart for a change.
What I'm going to be doing today
is answering your questions, Q&A.
In my last video, I said,
"Send in your questions
on Snapchat, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, YouTube."
If you haven't already, add me on those.
Add me on all of them, or just one, whichever.
Just add me on them, please, please.
I need my friends.
So, no messing around.
Let's just get straight into this bad boy.
Question number one.
Meekmind ultra on YouTube asks, well he didn't really ask,
just says, "He sounds like Yoda on crack."
What the?
(laughter)
How does he know?
(inhaling)
(coughing)
Good shit, bitches.
(laughter)
Okay.
It started off weird.
Question number 2.
Jamie Pennock on Twitter asks,
"Why did you move to Austria?"
I get asked this question so much it is crazy.
Basically, I'm from England, I met a girl in Austria,
the one that you hear sometimes in the background
in the videos.
So, I'm not moved here, I don't live here.
I'm just back and forth
between Austria and England a lot.
I'm actually back in England
in like, less than a week,
like six days from this video going online.
I'm going to be checking all my mail,
if I get any.
(laughter)
I don't even know if they'll be anything there.
But I'm going to be opening it all on video.
PO Box address in the description below, check that out.
Yeah.
Question number 3.
Travis Schneider on Twitter asks,
Can you do a water bottle flip.
(walking)
(water bottle hits floor)
(crowd cheering)
Question number 4.
Once again on Twitter, Buddy asks,
"What inspired you to do YouTube?"
So basically, I didn't even know what YouTube was.
I just knew that I really loved playing Call of Duty.
I wanted to be a professional Call of Duty player.
So I found this video,
I can't remember where the hell this video was,
who it was by, or anything.
But this guy says there's two ways
to make money from Call of Duty.
Number one is by getting awesome at it
and winning tournaments.
And number two was making YouTube videos
and making money from the ad revenue.
So I tried my best to become the best Call of Duty player
in the world, and that didn't happen.
So I started making YouTube videos doing Call of Duty stuff.
Which then led to me doing challenges.
I saw that people really loved the challenges
a lot more than the Call of Duty videos.
So, I just stopped doing Call of Duty,
just focused on challenges.
That was my inspiration, what the hell.
Question number five.
Adriandondo on Instagram asks,
"How come you don't show your girlfriend?
She didn't want to be on videos,
so I don't force her to be in them.
She likes talking and stuff in the background.
Maybe one day she'll be on.
For now, she's just background lady girl.
What the hell?
Cut that.
The rule breaker, on YouTube, asks,
"How do I ever get my super hot crush to love me?"
Well, you're in luck.
Some people call me Kill'em FTW.
But other people call me Kill'em Of Love.
I'm going to be transforming my channel
from challenges to love advice.
Here we go.
- Oh, hey Stacey.
- Oh, hey Ryan.
- I hope you're having such a lovely day today.
- Uh, yeah, nah, yeah, thanks.
- Maybe later, you want to come over my house?
We could play some Halo on my new Xbox together.
- Yeah, sure, yeah, yeah.
Steve just totally dumped me.
I wish I could find a guy just like you Ryan.
- Sup?
- Oh, hey Ryan.
- Chill.
Come make me something later.
- Hey Isabella, guess what just happened.
Oh my god.
Ryan asked me out.
(farting)
Question number seven.
Lestyn Davies on Facebook asks,
"How old were you when you started YouTube?"
It was only two years ago.
I'm 26 now.
I was 24 when I started.
I'm like a late bloomer.
What the hell?
Question number eight.
Dansmith on Instagram asks,
"Where did you get your YouTube name from?"
So as I mentioned earlier,
my YouTube career started by doing Call of Duty videos,
so I call myself Kill'em FTW.
That's what I was doing,
I was killing people for the win on Call of Duty.
But then I transformed to the challenges,
I thought Kill'em FTW kind of still applies
to doing challenges.
Killing challenges for the win?
Even though I fail most of my challenges.
I'm just going to crawl away over here and die.
Question number 9.
SuperRiki on YouTube,
"Are you Kermit and Fozzy Bear's love child?"
(laughter)
What?
Do I really sound like them?
- Hi ho, Kermit the Frog here.
- Wokka, wokka.
- Yo, it's your boy Kill'em FTW.
I do.
I'm Kermit and Fozzy's love child.
What the hell?
When was anybody going to tell me, what?
Question number 10.
Dave Allen on Facebook asks,
"Who would you like to spend one hour
with in the whole world whether they're dead or alive?"
That is an awesome question.
Okay, so I know who I would like to spend one hour with.
The question doesn't say what person.
It would have to be Jess, my dog.
She died at the beginning of the year.
I miss her loads.
I got this pillow made.
This is Tammy, we've still got Tammy back in England.
She's a little old lady now.
And this one's Jess, she died in January.
I miss her loads so,
if I could spend one hour with anyone, it would be Jess.
Okay, question number 11.
June Wheelhouse on YouTube asks,
"If you could have one super power, what would it be?"
It would be the super power to have any super power.
Oh, wait.
You are not allowed to say the super power
that gives you all super powers.
God damn it.
(laughter)
If I could have any super power,
it would be the power to make Mexican food in a second.
(explosion)
And then I've got Mexican food.
I love Mexican food.
(laughter)
That sounds like the ultimate, that's the ultimate,
I've just invented the ultimate super power.
Mexican food in a second, yes.
Question 12.
Top Funnies on YouTube asks,
"How much do you earn?"
Not a lot.
(laughter)
(scary bass booming)
Tyler on Instagram asks,
"How long does it usually take to edit my videos?"
My new style videos, where I do like a bit of a vlog
and a challenge all in one big video,
usually takes me no less than about eight hours,
sometimes up to 12 hours.
Cutting all the footage up, scenery bits,
adding the music in, it takes so long.
Question number 14.
Kokinatora.
Kokinatora on YouTube asks,
(jibberish)
Kokinatora on YouTube,
"What is the best and worst experience of your childhood?"
(dreamy piano music)
(playful music)
(somber piano music)
Question number 15.
Megan on Instagram,
"If you could have any item
from a video game, TV, or movie, what would it be?"
This question is awesome.
And it's easy, it's easy.
I would love the mask from Crash Bandicoot.
The mask from Crash Bandicoot.
That would be awesome.
You remember "hooga booga" with the feathers in his hair?
(laughter)
I'd just be glad, I don't know why.
Okay, question number 16.
Isobel on Youtube,
"When will you set up an online merchant store?"
I've got my own t-shirts.
If you look at my old videos,
you'd see I've got pixelated Kill'em FTW
sat on a couch puking.
I've got a "Stay Awesome" with a thumbs up
and a smiley face.
I've got like a Kill'em FTW logo in red.
I've got some other things.
I used to sell these,
but the website would charge you way, way too much.
I just wasn't happy with it, so I just closed the store.
And I no longer sell these t-shirts.
I'm still wearing them.
But hopefully one day, maybe soon,
I can start actually having these t-shirts made
from a local shop.
Me deliver them out to you all if you buy some.
But let me know if you would like a Kill'em FTW t-shirt.
Let me know in the comment section below.
Yeah.
Let me know.
What the, Jesus Christ, there's something wrong with me.
Question 17, Ted on YouTube,
"Do you like Japanese cow milk?"
What the hell is Japanese cow milk?
- [Voiceover] How did this guy access my internet history?
How the hell did he know
I absolutely love Japanese cow milk?
In fact, I'm running low on it now.
I need to order some more.
I've not got enough, I'm going to run out.
No.
Question number 18, Ben Wedge on Instagram,
"What is your favorite energy drink?"
(drinking)
Red Bull.
Question number 19, Jade Ward on Twitter,
"Would you rather eat bull's testicles and drink the blood,
or eat a pube sandwich?
What the hell?
What in the, what's that kind of question?
Jesus Christ, that's a bit intense.
I once ate bull testicles and that was gross as hell.
But I could not drink the blood with it.
I'm going to go with the pube sandwich.
Have I actually got to do this?
I've got to eat a pube.
I'm going to go have a pube sandiwch.
Let me shave my pubes.
Be back soon.
(electric razor buzzing)
It's been a while.
(laughter)
(deep bass)
(laughter)
This is so gross.
(gagging)
(grunting)
That was one bite.
(gagging)
No.
Pubes out my drain.
I've got pubes in my teeth.
Oh, it's still there.
I know how it feels to be a prostitute now.
(laughter)
Okay, next question.
Question number 20.
Alana Jones on Facebook,
"What video is your worst video
that you have made and regret doing?"
The pube sandwich is definitely, definitely up there.
Pube sandwich?
Anyway, this video has been a bit different.
I hope you've enjoyed.
If you have, make sure you give me a nice big thumbs up.
I would really appreciate it.
Thank you for watching.
Please comment, thumbs up, subscribe.
Tell your friends, tell your family,
let everyone know about me, Kill'em FTW.
Stay awesome.