为什么咱们得来学校见汤米的老师 Why do we have to come to school to talk to Tommy's teachers?
可不是 完全是浪费时间 I know, it's completely a waste of time.
-为什么老师不去见咱们 -我跟你说 - Why can't they come to us? - I'm telling you,
这星球上的高中老师 the high school teachers on this planet
太自以为是了 are so full of themselves.
都怪那些电视广告吹得天花乱坠 It's all those TV commercials glorifying learning.
"你知道的越多"那套 You know, "The more you know."
让老师们醉心于权势 It makes them drunk with power.
是的 世道该变下了 Yeah, well, that's going to change right now.
这个兰登老师到底去哪里了 Where's this Mr. Randell, anyway?
这个说话拐弯抹角的懦夫出现后 When that mealymouthed little worm shows up,
我要好好教教他文字的意义 I'm going to teach him the meaning of the word--
你好呀 Hiya.
-所罗门教授及夫人吗 -不是 - Dr. and Mrs. Solomon? - No.
不不不 No, no, no.
我是他妹妹 女人 I'm his sister, a woman.
不是他夫人 只是我 Not married. Just me,
单身莎莉 single Sally.
兰登老师 我希望 Mr. Randell, I'd like to
能在胡子长出来前离开这里 get out of here while I'm still clean-shaven.
你想夸汤米就尽情地夸吧 So you can begin lavishing Tommy with praises
准备好就可以开始了 anytime you're ready.
其实我是想说 Well, the truth is that...
我认为汤米可以表现得更好 I think Tommy can do a lot better.
说话小心点 先生 你说的这个大活人 Be careful, sir. You're talking about the creature
我可是把他当作儿子看待的 I've come to think of as my son.
他可以表现得更好 He could do better.
你知道的 You know...
随便你啦 whatever.
抱歉 Excuse us.
-你在做什么 -我不知道 - What are you doing? - I don't know.
他四周的氛围 你感觉到了吗 He's giving off this vibe. Can't you feel it?
感觉到了 Yes, I think I do.
是不是感觉左边屁股有针扎似的痛 Does it feel like a stabbing pain in your left buttock?
不是 No.
看来我是坐图钉上了 Then I appear to be sitting on a tack.
所罗门教授 毫无疑问 汤米很聪明 Dr. Solomon, Tommy's very bright, no question.
遗憾地是 汤米在融入集体方面有问题 Unfortunately, Tommy's having a little trouble fitting in.
-融入集体是什么意思 -打扰下 - What do you mean, fitting in? - Excuse me,
只是你那粗壮的脖子 but there's something about the thickness of your neck
以及宽阔的肩膀 and the broadness of your shoulders
让我觉得你会是身手敏捷的猎人 that makes me think you'd be an agile hunter
能够让咱们的孩子吃得饱饱的 and provide well for our children.
莎莉 我每年都会做学校舞会的监护人 Sally, I chaperone the school dance every year.
-你愿意... -愿意 - Would you--? - Yes.
-太好了 -等等 那汤米呢? - Great. - Wait a minute. What about Tommy?
他挺好的 好孩子 He's fine. Great kid.
你为什么不早说 Why didn't you say so in the first place?
下次 拜托你先把自己的想法组织好 Next time, you might try organizing your thoughts
写在提示卡上 on a little index card first.
走吧 莎莉 Come on, Sally.
-他是不是很可爱 -非常招人喜欢 - Wasn't he cute? - Totally adorable.
就是有点魂不守舍的 A little on the scattered side, though.
他邀请我参加舞会 He asked me to a dance.
-迪克 我可以去跳舞啦 -很好 - Dick, I get to go dancing! - Nice.
什么是跳舞 What's dancing?
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哈里 可以问你个问题吗 Harry, can I ask you a question?
可以 只是稍等一下 Uh, sure. Just give me a second
让我做完手头的事儿 to finish what I was doing.
好了 什么问题 Okay, what is it?
你会跳舞吗 Can you dance?
不知道 不过可以试试 I have no idea, but I'll try.
看来我可以 Why, yes, I can.
而且我跳得还不赖 It appears I'm quite good.
你是怎么跳的 How are you doing that?
我也不知道 You know, I have no idea.
我想可能是内置式功能吧 你试试 I think it's sort of a built-in function. You try.
哇 你跳得好烂 Wow! You suck.
你一定感觉糟透了 You must feel like crap.
对了 打我屁屁吧 That's it, spank me.
汤米 我跟你的老师兰登先生谈过了 Tommy, I talked to your teacher, Mr. Randell.
他说你没有融入集体 He said that you're not fitting in.
我哪儿融得进去啊 Of course I'm not fitting in.
要想融进去 你得是个什么人才行 To fit in, you have to be something.
我们是人啊 Well, we're something.
我们是人类 难道有人说我们不是吗 We're human beings. Why, has anyone said differently?
没有 只是学校里的人不仅仅是"人" No, it's just everybody at school is something extra.
他们是非裔美国人 意大利裔美国人 You know, they're African- American or Italian-American
或者是亚裔美国人 or Asian-American,
视听裔美国人[其实是教学用视听美语] audio-visual American.
我们是人裔美国人 这样还不够吗 Well, we're human-American. That should be enough.
迪克 作为青春期少年的任务之一 Dick, it's part of my mission as an adolescent
就是要反叛家庭教育 to rebel against my upbringing.
如果我连咱们是"什么"人都不知道 If you don't tell me what we are,
我上哪儿反叛去 then I can't do my job.
好吧 如果咱们一定得加入某一伙 All right, if we have to be part of some group,
那就加入吧 we will be.
我会做些调查 四处打听下 I'll do some research. I'll ask around.
我会找出最好的是哪一伙 I'll find out what the best thing to be is.
这周末 咱们就加入 By the end of the week, we'll be that.
等等 那周末前我是什么人 Wait, what should I be till then?
我们是以碳元素为基础的生命体 Well, we're carbon-based life-forms.
告诉大家咱们是碳裔美国人 Just tell everyone we're carbo-Americans.
阿兹特克人 托尔特克人 Aztec, Toltec,
托尔特克人 印加人 因纽特人 Toltec, Inca, Inuit,
贝都因人 印度人 Bedouin, Indian,
锡克人 Sikh.
阿兹特克人 托尔特克人 Aztec, Toltec,
托尔特克人 印加人 因纽特人 Toltec, Inca, Inuit,
贝都因人 印度人 锡克人 Bedouin, Indian, Sikh.
阿兹特克人 托尔特克人 托尔特克人 Aztec, Toltec, Toltec,
印加人 因纽特人 贝都因人 印 Inca, Inuit, Bedouin, In--
你在我座位上做什么 What are you doing at my desk?
人类学 太吸引人了 Anthropology, it's fascinating.
蕴含了丰富的文化 Such a wealth of cultures.
在此之前 我一直觉得 Up until now, I always thought
你的工作没有任何意义 that what you did was pointless
除了你自娱自乐外 根本没人感兴趣 and of no interest to anyone but yourself.
肯定是没有物理那么吸引人了 It's certainly not as fascinating as physics.
人人都爱算上两下 I mean, everybody loves math.
尼娜 你头上的东西是什么 Nina, what is that thing on your head?
这个是达库 It's called a daku.
好美啊 I think it's beautiful.
谢谢 这可是原汁原味的 Thank you. It's authentic.
戴这个让我感觉和祖辈很亲近 It makes me feel connected to my ancestors.
这是古代秘书流传下来的传统头饰吗 So that's the traditional headdress of ancient secretaries?
不 是我的非洲老祖宗 No, of my African ancestors.
给您提个醒儿 我是黑人 In case you haven't noticed, I'm black.
不用提醒我也知道 Well, of course I noticed.
欧布莱特教授 你是... And, Dr. Albright, you are?
我还不够白吗 Could I be any whiter?
怎么了 What?
抱歉 你们在我眼里一个样 I'm sorry, all you people look alike to me.
-您说什么 -你什么意思 - Excuse me? - What was that?
没什么 我只是不明白 Nothing, I just don't see
为什么人类要被强制性地 why people have to divide up
划分为不同的群体 into these arbitrary subsets.
还是凭肤色划分 得了吧 I mean, skin color? Please.
你们看到的是肤色 我看到的是人 You may see color, but I see people.
拥有如此开明的人是何其幸运 Aren't we fortunate to have someone so enlightened?
假正经 给我们指条明路吧 O pious one, show us the way.
你这是在讽刺我 This verges on sarcasm.
我可是觉得历史传统非常重要 You know, my heritage happens to be very important to me.
这是当然的 我是爱尔兰人 As it should be. I'm Irish,
我非常自豪 and I'm very proud of that.
你是...什么人 And you're... what?
我? 我 我是... Me? Uh, I-I-I'm, uh...
那什么 one of those, uh...
那什么很了不起的人 you know, one of the really good ones.
你是人类学家 你告诉我 我是什么人 You're this big anthropologist. You tell me. What am I?
-精神病人 -没错 我就是 - Certifiable. - Yes, that's what I am--
精神病人 certifiable.
我是精神病人 我很自豪 Certifiable and damn proud of it,
我父亲是精神病人 我父亲的父亲也是 as my father was before me and his father before him
我父亲的父亲的父亲也是 and his father before him.
精神病人 Certifiable.
当然 优良传统都快丢光了 Of course, we no longer practice.
莎莉 跳舞讲究个人风格 You see, Sally, dancing is all about attitude.
看哈里的 Watch Harry.
我的就是 See, I got that
"跳街舞 啥都不在乎 "Hip-hop, street, don't care about nothin'
因为我只想 'cause I'm all of that
来盘炸薯"这种风格 and a side of fries" kind of attitude.
而我的个人风格则是 Right, whereas my attitude is more
"教完物理回到家 "got home from teaching physics
寻思晚上吃什么呀 and I'm wondering what's for dinner
我又不是地球人呀 担心个什么劲儿" but I ain't gonna sweat it ' cause I ain't even from here.
尽管看不起 我们依然爱着太阳系 Although we dis 'em, we love this solar system.
-我恨跳舞 -怎么了 - I hate this! - What?
真不敢相信得学会跳舞才能和他在一起 I can't believe I have to learn to dance to be with this guy.
这个好说 如果你真想把兰登老师弄到手 Well, you know, if you really want Mr. Randell,
就用你拿手的技巧呗 use the skills you're comfortable with.
对准他脖子来一支麻醉镖 Shoot a tranquilizer dart into his neck
然后拖回家就完事了 and drag him back to your place.
哈里 人类女性才不会这么做呢 Harry, that is not the behavior of a human female.
没错 我要魅惑他 迷倒他 Exactly. I want to charm him, beguile him.
我要他给人家买"礼木" I want him to buy me a pwesent.
-汤米 学校里情况如何 -糟透了 - Tommy, how was school? - Awful.
我的数学课本不见了 I lost my math book,
谁都不信我是萨摩亚人[皮肤为浅褐色] and I couldn't convince anybody that I was Samoan.
别担心 Well, don't worry.
问题的解决办法都在这本书里 The answer to all our problems is right here in this book.
可能有的人类派别都在这里了 It's loaded with every possible genre of human.
这就像是本商品目录 It's like a catalog.
想当什么人 随便挑 You can take your pick, whatever you want to be.
-想加入哪一伙 -这伙儿太瘦了 - So who do you want to join, hmm? - They're too scrawny.
-这个呢 -不 国旗太丑了 - Mm-hmm. Them? - No, ugly flag.
算了 神太多 Nah, too many gods.
我可不会把那个戴头上 I'm not putting that on my head.
哈哈 就这个吧 Ah-ha! Here we go.
加拿大人 别开玩笑了 Canadians. Yeah, right.
现在 让我们来看看爱因斯坦 Now, let's have a look at Einstein's
基于相对论的边界条件 boundary conditions according to the theory of relativity.
爱因斯坦 犹太人 Einstein, a Jew,
他之所以能有这样突破性的成果 never could have made this breakthrough,
与前人的努力是分不开的 had it not been for the earlier work of
比如说哥白尼 波兰人 Copernicus, Polish,
第谷·布拉赫 or Tycho Brahe,
[提出了介于地心说和日心说之间的宇宙结构体系]
定居于布拉格的不幸的丹麦人 the unlucky Dane from Prague.
正好带出下一个问题 Which brings up another question--
班上有多少波多黎各人 How many Puerto Ricans do we have in class?
有波多黎各人吗 Any Puerto Ricans?
-里昂 你是什么人 -你不用回答 - Leon, what are you? - You don't have to answer that.
-荷兰人 -我喜欢你们的郁金香和海堤 - Dutch. - I love your tulips and your dikes.
谢谢 Oh, thank you.
但是 因为傻傻的木鞋我没入伙 However, I turn your people down because of the silly shoes.
没有波多黎各人 那么有拉美裔吗 Okay, no Puerto Ricans? Any Latinos in general?
有没有是拉美裔的 Anyone with Latino information?
所罗门教授 无意冒犯 Dr. Solomon, with all due respect,
您的问题很无礼 I find this offensive.
皮特曼 不会漏掉你的 Pittman, you won't be left out.
我会问到亚裔的 I'll get to the Asians.
您为什么突然对大家是什么人这么感兴趣 Why are you suddenly so interested in what everybody is?
-我必须得知道 这很重要 -不 这不重要 - I have to know. It's important. - No, it's not.
-很重要 -不重要 - Yes, it is. - No, it's not.
对人来说唯一重要的 The only thing that matters about a person
是他们的内心 is what they have inside.
是吗 Oh, yeah?
那你为什么只和帅哥约会 Then how come you only date good-looking guys?
-我没有 -你拒绝了他 - That's not true. - You turned him down.
闭嘴 Shut up!
还你书 我全看完了 Here are your books. I read each one of them,
对我的困惑一点帮助也没有 and I'm just as confused as I ever was.
你一晚上看了15本书? You read 15 books in one night?
我用了几个钟头 Well, I took a couple of hours out
看有线台的日本高尔夫球 to watch Japanese golf on cable.
问题是 这些书里只有干巴巴的事实 The problem is, these books are full of dry facts
一点有价值的看法都没有 but no value judgments.
这是你的领域 你来告诉我 I mean, this is your field-- you tell me.
在芸芸族群中 Out of all the possible ethnic groups,
到底哪个是最好的 which one is the best?
没有最好的 都是些主观看法 Oh, no, there's no best. It's all subjective.
那你觉得哪个是最有意思的 Which do you find the most interesting?
有很多 There are so many.
我欣赏毛利人的创造性 Um... I love the creative ambition of the Maori people,
也喜欢波利尼西亚人文化中 uh, the Polynesian culture
对自然的尊崇 with its joyous embrace of nature,
稳重而庄严的... uh, the quiet dignity of--
-最性感的是什么人 -意大利人 - What's the sexiest? - Italians.
-意大利人? -性感到抖抖就掉渣 - Italians? - Smoky, swarthy.
恨不得一口吞了 Gotta have 'em.
我得走了 Oh, gotta go.
意大利人 Italian?
在拿坡里 *In napoli*
爱情至上 *Where love is king*
当男孩遇见女孩时 *Where a boy meets a girl*
他们会这样说 *Here's a-what-a they sing*
当月亮击中你的眼睛 *When-a da moon hits your eye*
好像一大块的披萨派 *Like a big pizza pie*
那就是爱 *That's Amore*
-你在干吗 -晚上好 女士 - What are you doing? - Buona sera, signora.
当世界在闪耀 *When-a da world seems to shine*
好像是你酒喝得太多 *like-a you've had you too much wine*
那就是爱 *That's Amore*
铃声会叮当叮当地 *There's a ring ting-a-ling-a-ling*
叮当叮当地作响 我们唱起 *Ting-a-ling-a-ling and we sing*
美 *Vi...
丽人生 *ta Bella*
心儿扑通扑通地跳 扑通扑通地跳 *Hearts will play tippy- tippy-tay tippy-tippy-tay*
好像一首塔 *Like a gay...*
朗泰拉舞曲 *tar... antella*
外面他妈的怎么回事儿 What the hell's going on out there?!
不关你事 瓦格纳先生 Nothing, Mr. Wagner!
拜托你们趁没人报警前 Would you please get out of here
赶快离开吧 before somebody calls the cops?
警察也无法阻挠我对你的爱 The cops, they cannot-a thwart my passion!
我会站在这里 I will stand right here
直到一群野狗 将我赶走 till a pack of wild dogs, they chase-a me away!
放狗了 Dogs!
快跑 Run!
一般情况下 如果学生受伤了 You know, usually when a student gets hurt,
我们会让他早点回家 we let them go home early.
你的家人可以来接你 Someone from your family could come pick you up.
比如说 Someone like...
莎莉 Sally.
为什么说到她的名字你就这种语气 Why did you say her name like that?
我只是说 All I said was...
莎莉 Sally.
谢谢了 我不用家人来接 No, thank you. I don't really need to get picked up.
-到底是怎么回事 -我也不知道自己哪里错了 - Exactly what happened? - I don't know what I did wrong,
总之我当韩国人还没啥经验 but I'm kind of new at being Korean.
哎呀 这个掉在我家车道上了 Oops. You left this in my driveway.
-怎么会这样 -我开车碾过了 - What happened to it? - I backed over it
五六次吧 five or six times.
完全是个意外 It was an accident.
你知不知道 Do you have any idea
昨晚你让我多丢人 how badly you embarrassed me last night?
那你知不知道在俄亥俄州 Do you have any idea how hard it is
找到六角手风琴有多难 to find a concertina in Ohio?
你脑袋里到底是哪根筋不对 What the hell was going on in your head?
我明白了 I know what this is.
你根本不是像你说的那样喜欢意大利人 You don't like Italians as much as you claim.
等等 啥时候开始你不喜欢意大利人的 Wait a minute, since when don't you like Italians?
别掺和 尼娜 我们正讨论歧视问题 Please, Nina, we're discussing prejudice here,
这是你完全不懂的 something you know nothing about.
我可是黑人 I'm black.
对 对 Right, right.
尼娜是 黑人 Nina is... black.
-莎莉 快出来 -走开 - Sally, come out of there. - Go away!
那我们进来啦 Then we're coming in!
有什么问题 你很美呀 What's wrong? You look beautiful.
没错 我可以穿上紧身裙 Sure, you can put on a tight little dress
看起来性感美丽 可你们知道男人 and look sexy and gorgeous, but you know how men are--
他们只在乎你怎么跳舞 all they care about is how you dance.
-你这是怎么啦 -我好怕 - What's the matter with you? - I'm afraid.
-怕什么 -我怕自己会做什么蠢事 - Of what? - I'm afraid I'm going to do something stupid,
这样他就不会喜欢我了 and he won't like me.
别漏水 你一漏水我就头痛 Don't leak. I hate it when you leak.
-我这是怎么了 -我也不清楚 - What's wrong with me? - I have no idea.
迪克 我只是瞎蒙啊 Dick, maybe I'm just shooting pork in a barrel here,
[哈里猪鱼不分 shooting fish in a barrel才对]
这不正是你对欧布莱特教授的感觉吗 but isn't that exactly how you feel about Dr. Albright?
-得了吧 -你瞎说什么 - Oh, please. - That is so wrong.
-我对欧布莱特教授... -兰登老师年轻... - What I have with Dr. Albright... - Mr. Randell is young...
进来 Come in!
抱歉打扰了 莎莉 你约的人来了 Sorry to interrupt, but, Sally, your date's here.
我该怎么做 What am I going to do?
我来告诉你该怎么做 I'll tell you what you're going to do.
你会表现出色的 知道为什么吗 You're going to be great! You know why?
-为什么 -因为你是我们的一员 - Why? - Because you're one of us.
虽然我还不知道我们到底是什么人 And although I don't know what that is yet,
等我知道了 你就是了 when I find out, that's what you'll be.
谢谢你 指挥官 Thank you, commander.
-大家准备好了吗 -好了 - Everybody ready? - Ready.
我们出去吧 Let's go.
现在出去做个勇敢的女孩 Now go out there and be a girl!
你真美 You look incredible.
-别这样 -谢谢 - Come on! - Thank you.
那么 Well...
-那么 不如 -什么 - Well... so-- - What?
-你想... -给你生孩子吗 - Would you like to-- - Bear your children?
不 我是说跳舞 No. I was going to say "Dance."
我可真是丢人 Uh, that was really embarrassing, wasn't it?
不 No.
一点也不 你想吗 No, not at all. So would you like to?
给你生孩子 Bear your children?
跳舞 Dance?
这个嘛 我不太会... Well, see, I don't really think that would--
好的 Okay.
这个可没有问题 Now, this I can do.
今晚我有点害怕来这里 I was kind of afraid to come here tonight.
-为什么 -我不知道会不会开心 - Why? - I just wasn't sure I'd have a good time.
那你现在开心吗 Oh. Are you having a good time?
开心 Oh, yeah.
我可以把胳膊搭在你肩上吗 Can I put my arm around you?
可以 Yes.
我可以把头靠在你的肩上吗 Can I put my head on your shoulder?
靠吧 Please.
我可以把手放进你的口袋吗 Can I put my hand in your pocket?
你要找零钱吗 Do you need change?
太需要了 Desperately.
你太棒了 我整个前面都是温暖的 You're so wonderful. My whole front is warm.
-介意我转个身吗 -我... - You mind if I turn around? - Well, I--
好温暖哦 Toasty.
我不想为难你 I don't want to put you on the spot,
但如果我现在不吻你 我的头就要爆了 but if we don't kiss soon, my head's going to explode.
你知道什么对你有帮助吗 You know what's good for that?
-什么 -钙 - What? - Calcium.
哇 这星球太差劲 *Whoa, this planet sucks*
主啊 这真是让我想哭 *Lord, it makes me wanna cry*
耶 这星球真的太差劲 *Yeah, I said this planet sucks*
主啊 这让可怜的男孩想哭 *Lord, it makes a poor boy wanna cry*
大家都知道有天我们将不在 *Anybody'd know we was leavin'*
主啊 不如我现在就翘辫子一歪 *Lord, I might just lay my head down and die*
汤米 你在做什么 Tommy, what are you doing?
我现在是黑人 Well, I'm black now.
我是黑人 我得玩蓝调 I'm black, and I got the blues.
你当不了黑人 尼娜才是黑人 You can't be black. Nina is black.
她让我了解到 I get the impression from her
对于当黑人 是有严格规定的 they have strict rules about these things.
-我想当黑人都不行啊 -汤米 - *I can't even be black* - Tommy,
我命令你放下这个东西 I command you to put that thing down.
总指挥官开始指手画脚 *High commander starts bossin'*
就是要看他急得跳脚 *Best believe you better jump*
够了 停下 停下 All right, stop it! Stop it!
谁死了你在那儿嚎呢 蓝调大师 Who died and made you T-Bone Walker?
杜布切克太太 既然你上来了 Mrs. Dubcek, as long as you're up here,
顺便问下你是哪个民族的 what ethnic group do you come from?
我有捷克和罗马尼亚的血统 Well, I'm a little Czech, a little Romanian.
我是斯拉夫人混血 和我第三任老公一样 I'm your basic Slavic mutt, like my third husband.
那你前两任丈夫是什么人 Oh. What were your first two?
第一任是爱尔兰人 Well, the first was Irish,
第二任和你们一样 and the second was one of your people.
-"我们" -是啊 犹太人 - Our people? - Yeah. Well, you know, Jewish.
犹太人 Jewish!
你是怎么看出来的 So what tipped you off?
-一看名字就知道了 -我们的名字 - With your name it's pretty obvious. - Our name?
所罗门 Solomon.
你这个了不起 了不起的女人 Oh, you wonderful, wonderful woman!
太谢谢你了 Thank you so much!
我得走了 I have to go now.
太酷了 我是少数民族的 This rules. I'm still a minority.
女生就喜欢少数民族 You know, chicks dig minorities.
谁想到所罗门是个犹太人的名字 Oh! Who knew that Solomon was a Jewish name
咱们看到卡车的一边有这名字就用了 when we took it off the side of that truck?
可不是嘛 咱们差一点就姓"沃尔玛"了 Go figure. We could have been the Wal-marts.
我们是犹太人 We're Jewish.
真不知道该说什么 I don't know what to say.
恭喜 Mazel tov!
抱歉 脱口就出来了 I'm sorry, it just popped out.
知道自己是什么人真是太好了 Isn't it great to know who we are?
对于地球这个民族大熔炉 I finally feel like I belong
我终于有了归属感 in this big melting pot they call earth.
多么奇妙的夜晚 What a magical night.
一切都那么完美 我很出色 Everything was perfect. I was great.
他很喜欢我的吻 He really liked my kissing,
除了吐口水和咬人 except the spitting and biting.
-看来你真的很喜欢他 -为何不喜欢 - So you really like him, huh? - What's not to like?
他聪明 善良 He's intelligent, kind,
可爱 温柔 sweet, gentle.
那么 So...
他是犹太人吗 is he Jewish?