40岁的Gyrese,你不是一个父亲 Forty year old Gyrese, you are not the father.
这个黑鬼来自旧时纽约 This nigger from New York from the olden days,
路途崎岖，路途崎岖 bumpy son, bumpy.
有一些关于抚养的秘密 Pose some secrets that are feeding
Shannon冰毒成瘾 Shannon's crystal meth addiction.
等一分钟, Kim. Now wait a minute, Kim.
把这个从我眼前拿走! Get the out of my face!
你怎么了?你到底在哪... - What's wrong with you? - What the is your...
在全美历史最悠久，最负盛名的机构之一 We already know what it is. Lt's freestyle Friday.
种族战争已经爆发 A race war has erupted
一个彻斯特大学白人学生组织的 at one of the nation 's oldest and most prestigious institutions.
以非裔美国人为主题的晚会引起了愤怒 Outrage over an African- American themed party
导致了骚乱和财产损失 ...has resulted in rioting and property damages.
警方称，刚过午夜时的骚乱导致了... Police were called to disrupt a massive fight that broke out...
参加晚会的学生和非裔美国学生之间爆发 between African-American students and partygoers
大规模的战斗。为了解决这个问题，学校近期准备 just after midnight-To address diversity issues, the school have recently...
任命非洲裔学者沃尔特Walter Fairbanks博士 appointed African-American scholar Dr. Walter Fairbanks
作为训导主任 As dean of students.
去年院长办公室庆祝不同申请人之间的收入差异减少 Last year the Dean's office celebrated slight gains in diverse applicants
但是现在很多人呼吁，Fairbank的辞职 but with many now calling for Fairbanks' resignation
可能还为时过早 that may have been premature.
学校官员发表的一份声明称 School officials released a statement claiming that an investigation...
会对这次骚乱 into those responsible for the party
以及责任人进行调查 and subsequent riot is underway.
一个万圣节派对的邀请 An invite to the Halloween party
正通过社交媒体 sent via social media
邀请所有解放自己内心的黑人 asked guests to liberate their inner Negro,
品尝炸鸡 fry up chicken,
享受众所周知的由止咳糖浆调制的神仙水... enjoy a cough syrup based concoction known as purple drank...
亲爱的白人们 Dear white people.
黑人学生的最低要求是 The minimum requirement of black friends
至少把不怀有种族歧视的人提升到2人以上 needed to not seem racist has just been raised to two.
很抱歉，但软弱的Tyrone不算其中之一 Sorry, but your weed man Tyrone does not count.
嘿, Kurt, 你在家么? Hey, Kurt, you home?
嘿, 你拨通了Garmin家的电话,这是Lionel Higgins家 Hey, you've reached Garmin House, home of Lionel Higgins,
校园里唯一能够给你吹箫的女人 the only bitch on campus who will give you a dickscount.
是的,hunty,你的家伙越大 That's right, hunty, the bigger the dick,
你需要为了吹箫而付给我的钱越少 the less you have to pay me to suck it.
Kurt, 我是Lionel，我被锁住了 Kurt, it's Lionel. I'm locked out.
你知道我父母会打这个电话的 You know my parents call this line.
好吧，再见 All right. Bye.
亲爱的白人们 Dear white people,
显然只有Morgan Freeman是不够的 apparently Morgan Freeman wasn't enough.
Obama能够治愈癌症 Obama could cure cancer
一些白人会对此表示抗议 and some where white folks will be embroiled in protest.
但他只有一半黑人血统 And he's only half black.
跟我谈谈。你好 Talk to me. Hello there.
第一次来电，听了很久 First time caller, long time listener.
所以Sam,你感觉怎么样 So Sam, how would you feel
如果有人制作一个亲爱的黑人们呢?不需要 if someone started a Dear Black People? No need.
福克斯新闻的简讯在电视VH1台上播出 Mass media from Fox News to reality TV on VH1
很清楚的表达了白人们对我们的看法 makes it clear what white people think of us.
谢谢你通知我 Thanks for calling.
我被排斥了 I'm pissed.
随机安排宿舍的主要问题是 The whole point of randomized housing
混合住宿非常糟糕 is to mix shit up.
我离开这里想要找到Olivier I'm out here trying to find the Olivier
和我的Halle Berry to my Halle Berry
但他们让我离开这 and they got me out here
看起来就像是另一个不同的世界 looking like an extra on A Different World.
这非常不好 是的 That's not okay. At all.
所以你的youtube节目叫做 So your YouTube show, it's called
“在常春藤社团的服役”？ “Doing Time at an Ivy League?”
在我四年学制中的第二年 In my second year of a four year sentence.
Armstrong-Parker,那是你住的地方吗? Armstrong-Parker, that's your housing assignment?
传统上来说，那里是绝望的非裔美国人 Traditionally it's where the hopelessly Afrocentric gather
聚集在一起为他们有不光彩历史的大学而愧疚的地方 to process their guilt over not going to an HBCU.
黑人们待的地方 Where the negros be at.
不是你想去的地方,对么? That's not where you wanted to be, right?
Bechet House更符合我的风格 Bechet House is more my style.
富有的白人孩子 The rich white kids.
不好意思 Excuse me?
你来自Chicago的哪里?Hyde Park. What part of Chicago are you from? Hyde Park.
哪条街? What street?
第78大街...第78大街! Seventy-eighth and... Seventy-eighth!
在南边，亲爱的 That's Southside, sweetheart.
你知道他们说了什么 You know what they say.
你可以摘下女孩的面纱... You can take the girl out of the hood...
我没有面纱 There is nothing hood about me.
感谢你的参与 Thank you for your time.
你们的校园选角活动还会进行多长时间? So, how long will you be on campus for casting?
让我来给你解释一下什么是电视采访 Let me explain to you the way reality TV works.
我是制片人，我来提问 I'm the producer. I ask the questions.
我们会深入交流 We'll be in touch.
你的发型真是可爱，B.T. Dubs Your hair is so cute B. T. Dubs.
嗯，你很可爱。那个是编织的么? Well, you're so cute. Is it weaved?
我看见了非洲式学者里的"好发型" I saw "Good Hair" in Afro Studies.
你的宿舍是什么样的? So, what house did you get?
哦, Bechet, 伙计。当然 Oh, Bechet, bitch. Of course.
（John Fletcher：英国剧作家） 仅仅是像另一个Fletcher The mere thought of a Fletcher anywhere else
哦，放松 Oh, easy.
只是幸运 It was the luck of the draw.
爸爸什么都没做 Daddy had nothing to do with it.
除此以外, 如果我必须选择一个地方的话 Besides, if I had to pick anywhere to be,
那肯定是这里 it would be here.
好吧, 我下到开关这里了 Well, I'm down to switch.
你得到了你的Denzel,我得到了我的Gosling. You get your Denzel, I get my Gosling.
哦，我得到了我的 Oh, I gots mine.
你想见他么? Do you want to meet him?
对于一个黑人男孩来说，很可爱 Cute, for a black boy.
嘿, Boo! Hey, Boo!
我想让你见见我的朋友Coco. I want you to meet my friend Coco.
她是新搬到这里住的 She's new to the house.
嗨,我是Troy. Hi, I'm Troy.
欢迎来到Armstrong-Parker Welcome to Armstrong-Parker
Winchester享受毒品的乐园 home of the dopest dining hall in all of Winchester.
我们值班么？ Are we on duty?
Babe,宿舍长总是要值班的 Babe, Head of House is always on duty.
好吧, 我应该要过去了 Well, I should get going.
谢谢, Sof. Thanks, So£.
再见！再见！ Bye. Bye.
那么, babe, 你认为我有没有时间快速的剪个头发? So, babe, you think I got time for a quick cut?
你上周刚刚剪过了 You just got it cut last week.
这是一件黑人的事情, babe. It's a black thing, babe.
什么时候强迫症变成了黑人的事情了? Since when is OCD a black thang?
Babe,请不要那样说“thang” Babe, please don't say “thang” like that.
除此以外，你需要在政客们的小房间工作 Besides, you have a shift over at the Politicos booth
然后你需要进行迎新会 and then you have a shift at Orientation
然后你的顾问工作才结束 and then your advisor is coming over.
好吧，你知道么?我要戴个帽子 Okay, you know what? I'll just wear a hat.
然后拍一部电影?只有我们? And then a movie maybe? Just us?
选举夜。Babe,来吧 Election night. Babe, come on.
好了 All right.
呦, Kurt! Yo, Kurt!
我的朋友。好了! My man. All right!
嘿, sis. Hey, sis.
她是在用这个开玩笑么? Is she kidding with this?
你不需要再次逃跑了. 因为她的意思不是... You don't have to run again. Just because it's her doesn't mean...
Babe,我不能让Sam和她想要的黑豹接管这个宿舍 Babe, I can't let Sam and her wannabe Black Panthers take the house.
宿舍需要这样的我 The house needs me, who I am.
这是他希望你成为的样子 It's who he wants you to be.
所以你只是因为一个意外而选择了 So you take a couple of psych classes and now
（Freud：弗洛伊德，心理学精神分析学派创始人） 心理学课程的搭档,你认为你是Freud吗? all of a sudden, you think you're Freud?
哦,一个Freud推荐人?。真复杂 Oh, a Freud reference? Sophisticated.
好了. Beck, Jung, Maslow. Okay. Beck, Jung, Maslow.
亲爱的白人们，这个刚刚开始 Dear white people, this just in.
为了让你的父母生气而与黑人约会是一种种族主义的表现 Dating a black person to piss off your parents is a form of racism.
呦, Troy,我忘了 Yo, Troy, I forget.
你主要是作假还是想骗人? Ls your major in shucking or is it jiving?
嗯，我主要是作假，次要的是骗人... Well, my major's in Shuck. I'm minoring in Jiving...
喔, 你还非常想要和我做爱,是么? Wow, you're still majoring in trying to fuck my leftovers, right?
你需要冲个澡 You need a shower.
你就像是Artie,小狗 You're like Artie, dawg,
你对待女士的成功率会上升30% your success ratio with the ladies went up like 30%
在我慢慢向你靠拢以后,小狗 after I started edging you up, dawg.
就像，来吧! 你知道么? Like, come on! You know?
你从强迫症变成了Trey Songz! You went from ODB to Trey Songz!
那是他的领域?剪头发? That's his platform? Haircuts?
Oofta就是oofta的样子 Oofta is as oofta does.
是么? 还有其他人来做这件事? Yes? Someone else is running?
我们是有色人种并不意味着我们必须做有色人种做的事情 Just because we're colored don't mean we run on colored people time.
抵制歧视并不意味着你是有色人种的专家, Boo. Boycotting hot combs don't make you an expert on colored people, Boo.
我关心你们中的每一个人 I care about each and every single one of you.
我关心这个宿舍 I care about this house.
所以如果没有意外... So if it ain't broke...
很好，谢谢你， Troy Fairbanks All right, thank you, Troy Fairbanks.
这是因为我们吗? Is this because of us?
因为我们一年前决裂了 Because we broke up over a year ago. Hm.
你真的觉得你能赢么? You seriously think you can win?
Troy, 我们生活的世界有着管理者 Troy, we live in a world where there's a Big Mama's House 3.
我不认为我在地狱里有选择。感谢上帝1 I don't think I have a chance in hell. Thank God.
Troy, 我的兄弟,我们决裂了 Troy, my brother, it's broke.
嗯 Mm-hm.
Troy是个传统的孩子 Troy is a legacy kid,
而且他管理着 and yet it's under his watch,
那个Armstrong-Parker that Armstrong-Parker,
由于随机分配宿舍的规定 the bastion of black culture here,
破坏了 was gutted
那里的黑人文化的堡垒 by the Randomization of Housing Act.
现在，对于二年级的黑人学生 Now, second years of color
在他们住的地方没有了发言权 no longer have a say in where they go.
这种文化在这个宿舍里 The culture that's been fostered
已经延续了二十年 in this house for two decades
但是会在两年内被消灭 will be wiped out in two years.
这不是由融合的愿望而驱使 This wasn't motivated by a desire to mix things up,
种族和社会经济的和谐，并没有实现 bring about racial and socioeconomic harmony, no.
黑人学生总是在 The black kids are sitting together
传统的食堂聚集 in the proverbial cafeteria
所以他们肯定不会进步。是的! 嗯 so they must be up to no good. Yeah! Mm-hm.
一个世纪以来，宿舍分配是由体育能力 Over a century of houses grouped by sports affiliations,
政治倾向，专业来决定的 political leanings, majors, you name it.
黑人学生有他们自己的宿舍 Black kids get their own house
突然间，这变成为了一个问题? and suddenly we got a problem?
这对于其他宿舍的影响没有对我们的影响大 This doesn't affect the other houses like it does ours.
有很多的学生,老师, There are plenty of trustees, former coaches,
以及校长在观望其他人的决定 Presidents watching out for the others
但是我们只有一个宁愿听从校长的训导主任 but all we have is a dean who would rather please his massa
呦, 这样足够了, Sam!然后支持他自己! Yo, that's enough of that, Sam!then stand up for his own!
是的!告诉他!是的! Yes! Tell him! Yes!
我知道你们不会给我投票 I know y'all ain't gonna vote for me.
你们都还没有准备好 Y'all ain't ready.
黑人学生联盟和我带来了一份请愿书 The Black Student Union and I have brought a petition
希望废除随机分配宿舍规定 To repeal the Randomization of Housing Act.
我打算让我们一起把它给校长 I plan on bringing it to the President and together
我们可以把黑人学生带回Winchester. we can bring black back to Winchester.
是的! Yes!
请愿书会贴在门边上 It'll be by the door.
安静! Quiet!
好了 All right.
每个人现在都有我做的应用程序了吗? I assume everyone has the app I created by now?
是一个孩子的应用程序 It's a child's app.
好的，投票现在开始 Good. Voting may commence.
好了 Okay,
看起来我们已经有了胜利者 Looks like we've got a winner.
Sam White? Sam White?
哦，可恶 Oh, shit.
恭喜 Congratulations.
所以，这就是你希望的? So that's what you're looking for?
我只想做出好节目, 亲爱的 I just want to make good TV, sweetheart.
嗯，我认为这会是好节目的 Well, I think I'd be good TV.
你在一所好学校接受良好的教育 You're getting a great education at a great school.
为什么你不只是好好完成它呢。我是这样的。 Why don't you just be good at that. I am.
而且当我提前从Winchester的经济学专业毕业时 And when I graduate early with an economics degree from Winchester,
这将是我的中产阶级黑人父母 it'll be the crowning achievement
心目中的至高无上的成就 of my black middle class parents' ambitions.
嗯，在我的行业里，冲突是很常见的 Yeah, well, conflict is a commodity in my industry.
Sam胜利了。你呢? Sam has that. Do you?
没钱，怎样?你想要打架么? $0, what? You want me to start a fight?
我不想你用其他的方式来做这种事 I don't want you to do anything you wouldn't otherwise do.
嘿, 你拨通了Garmin家的电话 Hey, you reached Garmin House,
这是Lionel Higgins家 home of Lionel Higgins,
校园里唯一能够给你吹箫的女人 the only bitch on campus who will give you a dickscount.
是的,hunty,你的家伙越大 That's right, hunty, the bigger the dick,
你需要为了吹箫而付给我的钱越少 the less you have to pay me to suck it.
所有事情都已经结束了 Everything's pretty locked up,
但是我们需要给你找个住处 but we will find a residence to move you into.
第三次很有意思, 对吧? Third time's a charm, right?
Armstrong-Parker怎么样? What about Armstrong-Parker?
我不知道，如果... I don't know if that's...
我可能有一个机会 I might have an opening.
这可能对你出国有好处... That might be good for you to be around...
训导主任, 高中里最坏的事情 Dean, the worst thing about high school
相信我，对于黑人学生来说 and believe me, it's a long list,
清单会非常长 were the black kids.
可能那只是你的想象，孩子 Maybe it's in your head, son.
是的, 人们可能无法容忍待在你这样的人旁边 Sure, folks can be intolerant around people like you.
而且同性恋只是...我...我不相信这些标签 And homosexuals just... I... I don't believe in labels.
你喜欢爵士乐, Lionel? You like jazz, Lionel?
Winchester就像是爵士乐 Winchester is like jazz.
这是一所研究院，而爵士的张力是 It's a research school. And jazz is tension-
即兴独奏相互影响 The interplay of improvised solos,
一起创造一首歌 all creating one song.
你的问题是你没有乐器 Your problem is you've got no instrument.
不，校长，没有背景，没有独奏，孩子 No major, no affiliations, no solo, son.
我在独立观察者上发表文章 I submit articles to the Independent Observer.
没有人看独立的观察者 No one reads the Independent Observer.
我的意思是你演奏摇摆爵士乐还是比波普爵士乐? My point is are you playing swing or bebop?
你的隐喻已经乱了 You're mixing your metaphors.
你是萨克斯还是小号? Are you a sax or are you a trumpet?
我不喜欢爵士乐 I don't like jazz.
听着,我会尽我所能 Look, I'll do what I can.
但是在观察者尚不能提这件事, 好么? But not a word of this in the Observer, okay?
没有人看它, 不是么? No one reads it, right?
Lionel, 是么? Lionel, right?
George. 我们上个学期跟温哥华华人社联系，怎么样了? George. We had Civ last semester. How's it going?
哦, 是的. 很棒。我的意思是, 很好, 嗯 Oh, yeah. Great, I mean, good, yeah.
你在观察者上写的文章的粉丝 Fan of your stuff in the Observer.
没有人看观察者 No one reads the Observer.
你之前看过吗? Have you seen this?
住在Armstrong-Parker的学生 The residents of Armstrong-Parker
刚刚选出他们的宿舍长 just made her head of house.
我疯了还是这里不正常? Am I crazy or is there a there there?
你过来做什么? 我的意思是, What made you come over here? I mean,
不是...我很高兴你过来，只是... it's not like I didn't... I'm glad you came, I just...
我的朋友们。上帝保佑他们 My staff. God bless them.
他们比Michael Jackson的孩子还白 They are whiter than Michael Jackson's kids.
我的意思是，如果他们中的任何人 I mean, we're fucked if anyone of them
尝试写这个故事，我不会让 tries to write this story and I won't let the transfers
公报（Gazette）第一个刊登的 at the Gazette do it first.
好的，这张有他的脸 Well, this one has his face.
你现在是黑人学生联盟的成员了 You're in the Black Student Union.
你可能知道Sam. You probably know Sam.
你选了一个很好的角度 You come up with a good angle,
我想把它放进军号里 I want it in the Bugle.
小号. 军号. 集中注意力 Trumpet. Bugle. Focus.
校园里唯一的报纸 The only paper on campus
有着一个纽约时代周刊（New York Times）的顾问 with an advisor with The New York Times.
在这种地方，一个人只有那几种方式 Only so many ways a person can distinguish themselves
脱颖而出, Lionel. At a place like this, Lionel.
你很好。你属于我们 You're good. You belong with us.
你理解了吗? Did you get it?
很好 Good.
你现在有了共享的时间表 You've now got the shared calendar,
联系人和工作用电子邮箱 contacts, and official email.
在我忘记之前 And before I forget.
这是这一年的申请吗?只是这个月 Event requests for the year? Just this month.
它们都需要你批准 They all need your approval.
而且不要忘记你的办公时间 And don't forget to pick your office hours.
你每周至少需要20小时 You need at least 20 per week.
这是荒谬的 That's absurd.
好了，你现在是上百名住宿生的宿舍长了 Well, you're now head of a hundred residents.
他们都会找你抱怨... And they all need time to complain to your face about...
噪音, 漏水的管道 noise, leaky pipes,
食堂的饮食，等等 gluten-free option in the cafeteria, etc.
Troy, 我从没想过我会赢 Troy, I didn't think I was gonna win.
听着, 我错过了午饭 Look, I'm late for lunch.
另外,对于向院长进行的 By the way, petitioning the President
随机分配住宿规则的情缘 on the Randomization of Housing Act
不会进行的 ain't gonna do shit.
其他的宿舍都不关注这个 None of the other houses are concerned.
因为他们都有来自富有而强大的盟友的帮助 Because they all have a legacy of rich and powerful allies
可以确保“随机”会增加他们的优势 who will make sure that “random” works to their advantage.
你真的认为请愿书能改变这种情况吗? And you really think a petition is going to change that?
你好? Hello?
嗯 Yeah.
好的,嗯,升级的时候通知我一下 Okay, well, just call me the minute there's an update.
Armstrong-Parker食堂 The Armstrong-Parker dining hall
是Winchester这里的 is the epicenter of black culture
黑人文化中心 as it stands at Winchester.
只有在这里，你可以感慨，庆祝 Only here can you commiserate, celebrate,
和在座的人讨论 and discuss everything from Kanye West lyrics
Kanye West歌词中的相对理论... to theoretical relativism all in a sitting...
更不用说找到一个真正能为你做发型的人 not to mention find someone who can actually do your hair.
你还在用你的ID吗? You still using your ID?
我总是忘了密码 I always forget passwords.
你在求我帮你 You are begging to get hacked.
感谢这我能有这种 Good thing the one evil techno-genius
邪恶的技术 thinking like that is on my side.
我们被抢劫了 We was robbed.
这次选举是作假的，伙计 That election was suspect, man.
这是另一个姐妹 There is this one other sister
在我的相对论学习班里 in my Relativity class
而且如果我们的教授不是每次都 and I'll be damned if our professor
叫我Loretta，我就不会诅咒他了 doesn't call me Loretta every goddamn time.
我们看起来很像 We all look the same.
编程教授让Martin和我在这里一起工作 Programming professor gets me and Martin here mixed up constantly.
你真是太幸运了 You should be so lucky.
可爱，你在玩具"反"斗得到的吗？ Cute. You get that at Toys "R" Us?
天才们总是 The talented tenth always
没有那么好的胸围和臀围 has to bust its ass a little bit harder
但我不明白的是 but I don't see what the point is
为什么所有事情都要责怪白人 in blaming white folks for everything.
谁被责怪了,蓝眼睛?我真没有看到这个情况 Who's blaming, Blue Eyes? I really don't see the issue.
从来没有，从来没有暴力分子 Never had one. Never ran into any lynch mobs.
暴力分子还在这里，只是在伪装 Lynch mob's still here. Just re-branded itself.
伪装成什么样？教徒吗?共和党 As what, pray tell? The Republican Party.
你想知道这个世界是怎么看你的? You want to know how this world sees you?
你去了一个新兴的共和党会议 You go to a Young Republican's meeting
并且带来了福利 and bring up welfare.
或者是移民，或者是同性恋的权利 Or Immigration. Or gay rights.
废话 Bullshit.
你还要加点什么吗? You have something to add?
我? 是的 Me? Yeah, I do.
听着,最棒的运动员，是么? Look, your biggest athletes, right?
电影明星... Movies stars...
我的总统居然是黑人，这简直是地狱 Hell, guys, my president is black.
好吧，有时我觉得最困难的事情就是 Okay, sometimes I think the hardest thing to be
在美国为一个 in the American work force right now
受过教育的白人工作 is an educated white guy.
你是认真的么? You're not serious?
嘿，你们还是的到了扶持行动 Hey look, you guys still got affirmative action,
这就是我要说的 that's all I'm saying.
抱歉，你究竟在这里做什么? I'm sorry, what exactly are you doing here?
好吧，检查一下。你准备好了么? Obama,对么? All right, check this out. You ready? Obama, right?
自由世界的领导者 Leader of the free world.
他能进入哈佛（Harvard）是因为...你! He gets into Harvard based on... You!
太晚了。扶持行动 Too late. Affirmative action.
你知道现在谁不是总统吗? 不? You know who's not president right now? No?
没有得到任命的那个人 The guy who didn't get in.
好了，我代表所有住在这里的有色人种 Well, on behalf of all the colored folks in the room
向我们正在讨论的地方的 let me apologize to all the better qualified white students
合格的白人学生道歉 whose place we're taking up.
没事的。没关系 No, it's fine. We're okay.
不好意思,你迷路了吗? I'm sorry, did you get lost?
Bechet在那边 Bechet is that way.
哦，我知道它在哪，我打算到那里去吃饭 Oh, I know where it is. I'm actually supposed to eat there.
这里唯一一个你能得到一些 This is the only dining hall that you can actually
鸡肉和华夫饼的食堂 get yourself some chicken and waffles.
看，你是亲爱的白人, 对么? Look, you're Dear White People, right?
很有意思 It's funny.
这是有意思的东西，真的 It's funny stuff, it really is.
为什么我们还没聘用你呢? How have we not staffed you yet?
哦，我?聘用我做什么? Oh, me? Oh what?
为了那个模仿作品,你毫无想象力的幽默杂志? On Pastiche, your uninspired humor magazine?
那实际上比杂志要强一点,甜心 It's actually much more than just a magazine, sweetheart.
SNL基于一半的讽刺文章，一半的模仿作品 SNL staff is basically half Lampoon, half Pastiche.
和网络喜剧比较像 Same goes for the network comedies.
是什么给了你们这些俱乐部的孩子 And what gives you clubhouse kids
来我们食堂的权利? the right to come to our dining hall?
你不在这里住 You don't live here.
Sam,你在干嘛? Sam, what are you doing?
所以，你不能在这里吃饭 So, you can't eat here.
Chill, Sam. 可恶,别闹了?让这些人... Chill, Sam. Damn, all right? Let the man...
知道了。知道了。 Got this. Got this.
看, 你为了什么人而推开我? Look, who are you to throw me out?
哦!好吧，我认为我是宿舍的负责人 Oh! Well, I think I'm head of this house.
而我按照我的方式来做事 And I'm doing things my way.
你的方式 Your way.
打扰一下 Excuse me.
严肃的问题，你知道我是谁吗? Serious question.Do you know who I am?
他十年前也是被 He's the same one that has been pushing
驱除出这个宿舍的 to break up this house for a decade.
可能在他的领地发生了一点叛乱? Might start a little rebellion on his plantation?
哦,好吧,那你替我给他带个口信，他应该这样 Oh, well, then you tell him from me, that he should be.
好的。错误的选择。 Yeah. Bad move.
走吧 Let's go.
打扰一下，不好意思 Excuse me. Sorry.
打扰一下 Excuse us.
呃... Uhhh...
你也是 You too.
她这个人。她这个人。 She the man. She the man.
亲爱的白人们，别跳舞了 Dear white people, stop dancing.
可恶? The fuck?
Sam有那个。你呢? Sam has that. Do you?
欢迎,吃点松饼 Welcome, muffins.
呃,我讨厌这样对你 So, I hate to do it to you
但是我现在需要把你变回真正的黑人一会儿 but I'm gonna have to get real black with you for a second.
从前有一天,一个女孩没有一点礼貌 So the other day, a girl had the nerve to fix her mouth
直接问我的头发是不是织的 and ask me if my hair was weaved.
织的? 真的吗? Weaved? Really, bitch?
首先,如果你有礼貌的话 First of all, if you're going to fix your mouth
问我这样的事情 to ask me something like that,
应该正确的表达。是编过的 say it right, please? It's weave.
Noun.礼物很紧张 Noun. Present tense.
第二，别因为一个女孩的 Second of all, don't assume
头发是编起来的，就认为她是 just because you see a sister with some hair
我们的姐妹。是么? that it's a weave. Is it?
她不会透支她的账户来支付这个的 She wouldn't have just overdrafted her account paying for this shit
但那就不是你的事情了, Boo-Boo. but that ain't your business, Boo-Boo.
这真的是你的皮肤么? Is that really your skin?
这些白人女孩和她们的棕黑色, These white girls and their tans,
这些不是黑人的人 they're starting to get darker than me
快要比我还黑了 which isn't that dark.
亲爱的白人们，你们怎么看? Dear white people, what do I think about it?
好了，有谁对Sam的 Okay. Anyone have any comments
“一个国家的复兴”有什么评论么？ for Sam's “Rebirth of a Nation?”
我研究了这个无声电影 I dig the silent movie thing,
它有一点自鸣得意的感觉 but it's a little self-congratulatory.
轻快的故事 Light on story
但是明显的主题不确定 and frankly thematically dubious.
其他人呢? Anybody else?
Sam? Sam?
在你发言之前 Before you say anything
我要提醒你，我忍耐着看完 might I remind you that I sat through
一个国家的复兴,随风而逝, A Birth of a Nation, Gone with the Wind,
以及塔兰蒂诺周，并且没有提出抗议 and Tarantino week without protest.
是的，而我也要提醒你，我读完了 Yeah, and might I also remind you that I read
你15页的论文,并主动提供了关于 your entire 15 page, unsolicited treatise
小妖精源于郊区白人对 on why the Gremlins is actually about
黑人文化的恐惧的论文 suburban white fear of black culture.
小妖精声音很大,用俚语讲话 The gremlins are loud, talk in slang,
偷吃炸鸡 are addicted to fried chicken,
这个沉默的项目是上学期的 The silent projects were last semester.
你建议我发邮件 You were supposed to e-mail me
你的声音帮我度过了暑假 your sound treatment over the summer.
我有录音机, 基站 I have radio, BSU,
好吧，你想要这个吗? Okay, do you want this?
看，这个东西放在我的右手比较好 Look, this thing might as well be my right hand.
我这个暑假很忙 I was busy this summer.
你的同学都去当实习生了 Your peers are out getting internships,
我必须要回家 I had to go home.
如果你需要休息，就好好休息吧 If you need time, take it.
但如果你想下个学期到这里来... But if you want to be here next semester...
这是Winchester. This is Winchester.
主题是怀疑 Thematically dubious.
什么时候开始这就算是批评了呢? Since when do TA's give critiques?
你借助吟游技巧来获得令人震惊的价值, 想要怎么结束? You invoke minstrelsy for shock value, to what end?
借助和我打开电视时同样的感觉 To invoke the same feeling I get when I turn on the TV
看那些所谓的新星为了收视率而花言巧语 and see some so-called reality star shuck and jive for ratings
无疑是由那些白人制作人所煽动 egged on by no doubt white producers.
或者是无礼的黑人保安 Or the sassy black secretary
没有背景和晋升机会 who has no backstory or character development
只是因为他的肤色 aside from her skin color.
一直没有收入吗? $0 ifs a til' for tat?
你能诚实的说艺术是不存在反动的吗? Are you honestly saying that art can't be reactionary?
你在反对一个存在百年之久的东西 You're reacting to something that's 100 years old.
因为美国政府中包含对黑人的恐惧 Because fear of black men involved in U.S. government
完全是一个过时的观点 is a completely antiquated concept.
现在没有社会关联性 No social relevance today.
我认为有些时候你需要 I think that sometimes you should hold
用镜子看看你的听众 a mirror up to your audience
而不是在他们头上弹一个意识形态上的钢琴 rather than dropping an ideological piano on their head.
我认为那个对非裔犹太人的协定 I just think that works that deal with the African Diaspora
通过后现代主义的镜头直接被否定了 through a post-modern lens are outright rejected
除非是由白人艺术家来处理 unless handled by a white artist.
我很抱歉，但是黑人是存在的，并且存在于我们的文化中 I'm sorry, but blackface is alive and well in our culture.
他们带来了嘻哈音乐 Who primarily buys hip hop,
看亚特兰大贵妇? watches Housewives of Atlanta ?
白人, Gabe. White people, Gabe.
谁要看Tyler Perry的电影? Who goes to see Tyler Perry movies?
这些都没有改变现在的事实 None of this changes the fact that the vibrancy,
复杂的黑人文化被提取出来 the complexity of black culture has been distilled
当作商品和营销计划来买卖 into commodities and marketing schemes to be bought and sold.
这损伤了所谓的“真实的东西”，知道了 To the detriment of the so called “real thing.” Got it.
这意味着我不能接受 It means that I am indistinguishable
黑人被用来娱乐美国白人的 from the so called “urban” images
所谓“城市化”的情况 of black folks used to amuse and market to white America.
所以当Kanye唱了关于Louis V So when Kanye raps about Louis V
劳力士和古典艺术的说唱 and Rolexes and Classical art
这正是对美国黑人的剥削 exactly what exploited pockets of Black America
跪下 On your knees.
什么? What?
你又幻想“Cosby”了么? You dream in “Cosby” again?
我的头发太直了，我的毛衣太大了 My hair was so straight. My sweater so big.
我跟你说过那个么? I told you about that?
是的，这，这... Yeah, it's, it's...
怪异,是么? Weird, right?
我从没有把你当成学生干部 I never took you as a student politician.
是的，嗯... Yeah, well...
Sam? Sam?
我们在做什么? What are we doing?
可恶 Fucking.
亲爱的白人们 Dear white people,
请不要再摸我的头发 please stop touching my hair.
这看起来像一个宠物动物园么? Does this look like a petting zoo to you?
Kurt,3点了. Kurt, it's 3:00.
我知道快要到3点了 I know it's already 3:00.
呦，我能喝完这瓶吗? Yo, can I hit that bottle?
Y.O.L.O.我的黑鬼! Y.O.L.O. my nigga!
我们还什么都没有呢 We don't even have a staff yet.
我不明白... I don't understand...
为什么我们要计划这个? Why are we even planning this?
所有人都希望成为我们的工作人员 Everybody wants to be on our staff.
那是比较简单的部分 That's the easy part.
听着,我们在游戏之夜进行工作人员的选拔 Look, we're doing staff picks at game night.
回复邀请函会堆满屋子的 RSVPs are already through the roof on that anyway.
万圣节是我们最主要的聚会 Halloween is our premiere party.
等待名单已经超过了100张 The waitlist is already 100 deep.
伙计，我们要在 Guys, we gotta do something huge
这个暑假做些大事 to outdo this summer.
我们也可以做东西部联合嘻哈音乐的聚会 We can always do East-West hip hop party.
伙计，混合式座右铭怎么样? Guys, what's the Pastiche motto'?
“磨剑” “Sharpen thy sword.”
你想要告诉我 You mean to tell me
我们的座右铭是委婉的打飞机? our motto is a euphemism for jerking off?
这是对“讽刺是武器存在原因”的证明 No. It's a reminder that satire is the weapon of reason.
你知道对我来说什么是证明么? You know what it's a reminder to me of?
知道Lil Wayne的歌词 Knowing Lil Wayne lyrics
不再从你这里得到一张荣誉黑卡片 no longer earns you an honorary black card.
这提醒了我你说“黑鬼”这个词的频率 It just reminds me of how often you say the word “nigga”
当周围没有黑人的时候 when no one black is around
必须要背诵歌词 as is required in reciting said lyrics.
看看这个 Look at that.
天哪，Sam认为她是谁? God, who does Sam think she is?
说真的，伙计，看起来 Seriously, dude, it's like
Spike Lee和Oprah有一种对孩子的怒火 Spike Lee and Oprah had some sort of pissed off baby.
嘿 Hey.
哦 Oooh.
怎么做的? How?
很简单 Easy.
嗨, Lionel.你想要什么? Hi, Lionel. What do you want?
Lionel,我今天和主人谈了一下 Lionel, I spoke with the dean today.
我们有一个很有教育意义的谈话 We had a very enlightening conversation.
而我想要让你知道 And I just wanted to let you know
我对那条语音信息感到抱歉 I'm sorry about the voice message.
你接了吗?接了吗? Do YOU accept? Do you?
别说那个了 Please put that away.
有时候你需要和他们用同一种语言交谈 Sometimes you just got to talk to these people in a language
这样他们才能理解 that they're going to understand.
真可怜。那是什么? Pathetic. What was that?
好了 All right.
不论他们把你弄到哪里 Wherever they ship you off to
都要保持幽默,好么? be sure to pack a sense of humor, all right?
关于小费的测试 The Tip Test.
你向Jelly要了点小吃 You hit up Jelly's for a snack.
你的服务员把你和一个跟你很像的黑人弄错了 Your waitress mistakes you for someone who looks like you, black,
这个人之前逃了$30元的账单并且留下一美元小费 who once ran up a $30 bill and left a dollar tip.
你看者其他顾客在你之前得到服务... You watch all the other customers order before you do...
黑麦熏牛肉三明治 Pastrami sandwich on rye.
然后花费了40分钟以上的时间等待你的食物 And then proceed to wait no less than 40 minutes for your food.
你的评价是什么? How do you tip?
A- A-
40分钟?如果她得到40美分真是她的幸运 40 minutes? She's lucky if she gets 40 cents.
好吧，你做的很好，没准会得到小费 Okay, you do a good job, maybe see a tip.
B- B-
她在旅行，但是... She was tripping, but...
我最少能做15% 15% is the least I can do.
或者是C. Or C.
我反对非裔美国人不付小费的老观点 I reject the stereotype that African-Americans do not tip.
我会给20...不, 25,只是为了证明我会付小费 I will leave 20... no, 25, just to prove that I can.
亲爱的白人们 Dear white people,
一个令人震惊的转折 In a shocking reversal,
现在使用“非裔美国人”是种族主义的分界线 using the term "African-American " is borderline racist now.
这证明了因为担心政治正确性 It turns out if you're too worried about political correctness
而不使用“黑人”这个词的概率是... to say "black", odds are...
其实你内心里就想叫我们黑鬼 you secretly just want to call us niggers anyway,
事实是,我宁愿你更诚实一些 and truth be told, I'd rather you just be honest about it.
免费的演讲，胡扯 Free speech, my ass.
哦, Stalin定价200元吗? Oh, Stalin quotes for 200, please?
哦，你在开玩笑吗? Oh, you're joking about this?
哦，抱歉 Oh, I'm sorry.
我应该把"免费的演讲，胡扯" Was I supposed to take "Free speech, my ass"
当做一个合理的建议 as a legitimate suggestion.
这是你办公室的问题, Walter. This is your office's issue, Walter
哦,所有竞争问题都是我的问题 Oh, all race issues are my issues.
这是个学生的问题 This is a student issue,
而你是学生们的主任,不是吗? and you are the Dean of Students, aren't you?
我们最后需要的是 The last thing we need
把印有竞争信息的传单在这个区域发放 is race war in the papers across this country.
资金筹集活动已经进行了四周了 The fundraiser is four weeks away.
你们的赤字有多严重? How bad is this deficit of yours?
很糟 It's worse.
种族主义充斥着美国 Racism is over in America.
我不清楚...墨西哥人,大概 I don't know...Mexicans, probably.
Fletcher校长 President Fletcher
Fletcher告诉我，他儿子把一切交给了他 Fletcher tells me his son got his ass handed to him.
时间问题 About time.
不,Sam不一样 No, Sam was out of line.
Kurt可以 Kurt is all right.
嗯,但你应该能更好 Well, but you're supposed to be better than all right.
什么时候我们开始失去选举了, Troy? Since when do we start losing elections, Troy?
嗯,爸爸,宿舍选举没有通过争斗结束并没有帮助 Well, Dad, the Housing Act passing without a fight didn't help.
我跟你说的借口是什么? And what did I tell you about excuses?
爸爸,我的课程已经安排满了 Pops, my course load is full anyway.
我是经济学的负责人.董事会 I'm head of Econ. Board,
加上，我，呃... plus, I'm uh...
我在考虑加入模仿作品 I'm thinking about joining Pastich
在Kurt Fletcher的杂志上 I'm thinking about joining Pastich
如果是20年后的话，我会诅咒的... I'll be goddamned if after 20 years...
你在为那个笨蛋的儿子工作. you're working for that dumbass's son.
是的，先生 Yes, sir.
Fletcher和我同一年毕业 Fletcher and I graduated one year apart.
他刚刚及格 He barely made it through.
现在谁是校长，谁是主任? Now who is president and who is dean?
有什么不同么? What's the difference?
理解我说的是什么吗？ Understand what I'm saying?
Sophia. Sophia.
我的意思是，你记得的，Sophia I mean, you do remember Sophia, don't you,
不是你的女儿成为校长，主要是 daughter of the president, Psych. major,
"给她全世界, Troy"? "Has the whole world ahead of her, Troy"?
所以你失去了宿舍 So you lost the house.
在校园里展示这个是很好的 It would be good to show that the campus
能够选出一些像你一样的人... is capable of electing someone like you...
作为校长 is capable of electing someone like you...
像我一样的人 Someone like me
像你一样的人 Someone like me
嘿, Babe,戴不戴帽子? Hey, Babe, hat or no hat?
你戴着那个吗? Are you wearing that?
我不需要 I don't have to be.
嘿, Boo. Hey, Boo.
我们好好利用一下 How about we put
你新拥有的自由时间怎么样,嗯? some of your newfound free time to good use, hm?
已经很久了，自从我们... some of your newfound free time to good use, hm?
总是使用"Boo"是为什么? What is with all this "Boo" stuff?
自从你用你那个大的黑的东西和我做爱后 Since you fucked me with your big, black cock
当我这么说的时候，总是让你兴奋 It used to turn you on when I talked like that.
我吗? Is it me?
亲爱的，我爱你 Sweetheart, I love you.
为什么? 我讨厌我哥哥的朋友 Why? I hate my brother's friends.
你会不带我去吗? You'd go without me?
但是...你是我的客人 But... you're my guest.
我的意思是你可以在这里闲逛一下，我会... I mean, you could just hang out here and I'll...
你跟你哥哥怎么样? What is it with you and my brother?
你爱上他了吗? What is it with you and my brother?
这有一点,像是,DL之类的? Is this some, like, DL shit?
DL之类的? DL shit?
等一下,Sophia,等一下，等等就好 Wait, Sophia, hold on. Just stay.
哦，我的上帝，他没有 Oh, my God. He did not.
哦，是的 Oh, my God. He did not.
我可以更好的 I could do better.
嘘,等等，安静，等一下。我想看看这个 Shh, wait, wait. Quiet. Wait, wait. I want to watch this.
但这不是你的事情, Boo-Boo. But that ain't your business, Boo-Boo.
哦，我的天哪！Lam分享这件事吧 Oh, my God. Lam so sharing this.
发给我连接 Send me the link.
我一定会的 I totally will.
那是谁? Who was that?
可能是新的雇员 Who was that?
别担心，门边的黑人不回强奸你的 Don't worry. The negro at the door is not here to rape you.
所以这是编辑做的事情吗? So this is what editors do?
我们在谈论破产 We're taking a break.
你在这里做什么? What are you doing here?
你说你想让我过来，告诉你故事是怎么样的 You said you want me to drop in and tell you how the story was going.
下一周吧 Like next week.
现在是周六的晚上，你还能在哪呢? It's Saturday night. You don't have anywhere else to be?
嗯,这个或者Madea的新影片 Well, it was either this or the new Madea movie.
透析? Dialysis?
伙计,可恶的Tyler Perry. Man, fuck Tyler Perry.
是的，我们可以拍一个影片，你知道的，表现他的特征 Yes, can we have a movie with, you know, characters in them
为什么这个黑鬼在这个时间穿着这样一件可恶的裙子? Why is this nigga in a motherfucking dress all the motherfucking time?
或者是痛苦中的黑人女性,伙计? Or black women in pain, man?
黑人们正在死去 And black people dying in the present.
大部分来这里看Fang .9. Most people are here to see Fang .9.
现在是2.Chainz It's got 2 Chainz in it.
哦! Oh!
这不是周五，伙计 This ain't Friday, man.
好吧，随便啦。呦, Sam... Okay, whatever. Yo, Sam...
我们...我们来谈谈这次抗议,女孩 We gotta... we gotta talk about this protest, girl.
我们什么时候谈谈宿舍关于宿舍长的争论? When are we taking the housing fight to the president?
宿舍在筹资人会议上被关闭 我们为什么需要一个筹资人呢? House folded on sponsoring the rally. What do we need a sponsor for?
不由宿舍赞助的示威游行会被停止的 Demonstrations that aren't sponsored by a house can get shut down.
你领导的那个宿舍呢? What about the house that you're head of?
嘿, Sam,我读了Ebony和Ivy. Hey, Sam, I read Ebony and Ivy.
"oofta"，"鼻子整形手术"和"100"怎么样? What's with the "oofta" and "nose job" and "100" stuff?
真实的访谈 Real talk.
呦，我错了 Yo, I'm sorry.
谁是T-Bone Walker? Who the fuck is T-Bone Walker?
只有最有权势的电玩和 Only the most influential pioneer
跳跃布鲁斯开拓者，伙计。知道你原来是个玩家 of electric and jump blues, bro. Know your roots, player.
一个有色人想在这种地方生存只有几种方法 There are only a few ways colored folk can survive at a place like this.
"oofta"是一个爵士乐年代的小组 An "oofta" is a jazz-age term
为白人听众把Bojangle类型变得更有黑人风格 for Bojangle types who blacked it up for white audiences.
摇滚,爵士,蓝调 Rock, jazz, blues.
黑鬼,你现在要做什么? Nigga, what you got on right now?
一些PE.公共能源,我... Some PE. Public Enemy, my nig...
不!嗯 No! Mm-mm.
看看这个，伙计 Watch that, man.
嘿，你刚刚打电话给他 Hey, you just called him.
看，你们都加入了大学俱乐部 Look, y'all get country clubs.
我们会说"黑鬼". Look, y'all get country clubs.
oofta会根据人群来调整他的阴险程度 An oofta modulates his blackness up or down depending on the crowd
以及他对他们的要求 and what he wants from them.
高尔夫怎么样,伙计? What about golf, man?
或者我们所有的姑娘? Or all of our girls?
你全部的姑娘是什么意思? What do you mean, all your girls?
嗯，这里有O.J.这是Wesley Snipes. Well, there's O.J. There's Wesley Snipes.
这是Tiger Woods. There's Tiger Woods.
不,有一个关于这个的约定，不是么? No, there's a word for that. Okay?
"补偿" "Reparation."
四十个白人女人和一头骡子 Forty white bitches and a mule.
你知道的,我认为Troy可能很擅长脱口秀 You know, I think Troy would be great for the talk show,
你不这么认为吗, Kurt? don't you think, Kurt?
是的 I fold.
好的，鼻子整形手术可能是一个模仿者? Okay, and a nose job is a wannabe?
一部分是 Sort of.
亲爱的白人们使用Instagram. Dear white people using Instagram.
你有一个iPhone，并且去远足 You have an iPhone and you go on hikes.
我知道了 I get it.
鼻子整形手术贴近黑人文化，并且试图融入它 Nose jobs smooth their black edges and try to blend in.
怎么了,女士? What's up, Mama?
嗯，别这样说 Mm, don't talk like that.
我曾经见过你吗? Don't I know you from somewhere?
嘿，我在哪见过你? Hey, where do I know you from?
她曾经上过电视 She was in the video.
曾经有一个真正的黑人跟你在一起 Real black with you for a second.
鼻子整形手术最怕变黑了 A nose job's worst fear is that their blackness
会造成大惊小怪或者引人注意 might cause a fuss or draw undue attention
所以他们在自我抗议 so they use it to self-deprecate.
这些白人女孩和她们的棕黑色 These white girls and their tans,
她们那些不是黑人的人 they're starting to get darker than me,
甚至比我还黑 which isn't that dark.
看起来有些人让你服从Buzzfeed. Looks like somebody submitted you on Buzzfeed.
你很愤怒 You're blowing up.
让我猜猜 Let me guess.
你来自Ohio. You're from Ohio.
不，我实际来自Vermont. No, I'm actually from Vermont.
但是是西部 But the west side.
你对亲爱的白人们有什么牢骚么? So what's your beef with Dear White People?
亲爱的白人们，我对它有什么感觉? Dear White People, how do I feel about it?
这是黑人至上的宣传 It's blacker-than-thou propaganda
向市Lisa Bone的蜡烛!想要闻起来像香料 from a bougie Lisa Bone! wannabe who smells like patchouli.
事实上，我不敢相信我们让Sam带着它走了 But frankly, I can't believe we're letting Sam get away with it.
这很了不起 That's awesome.
认真点 Seriously.
很好。非常棒。 That's good. That's nice.
100呢? And 100?
把它保持在100吧 Just keeping it 100.
做一个黑人太难受了 Just being black as hell, just 'cause.
做你自己怎么样? What about just being yourself?
像我说的 Like I said.
在类似这样的地方有色人种 There are only a few ways colored folks can survive
只有几种方法可以生存 at a place like this.
好吧，所以呢? All right, so then what?
然后Sam说... So then Sam says...
爸爸害怕黑鬼吗 "ls Daddy scared that the negroes
敬Kurt Fletcher.是的，是的 To Kurt Fletcher. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
好了，我们得到了一个新闻项目 Okay, we've got a news item.
但还有更大的东西 But there's something bigger here.
是一份关于Armstrong-Parker的档案 It's a profile piece
以及Sam White的假的革命 on Armstrong-Parker and Sam White's pseudo revolution.
标题是什么? What's the headline?
角落里的熊 Beer is in the corner.
今晚我们会马上播出新闻 We'll bang out the news item tonight
下周我们会做那份档案 and we'll work on the profile piece next week.
呦，伙计 Yo, man.
现在你知道我不会谈论Soph Now you know I wasn't talking about Soph
和全部的40个女人，伙计 with that whole 40 bitches thing, man.
试试做我的工作人员? Just trying to get on my staff?
听着，我们会在游戏之夜进行新工作人员的选拔,好么? Look, game night is when we make our bids for the new staff, okay?
这就他在这里的原因 That's why this guy is here,
还有其他人在这里的原因 and why everybody's here.
别让我成为竞争的叛徒 Doesn't make me a traitor to the race.
明显的 Absolutely.
你想知道他们为什么交往黑Mitch? You want to know why they used to call me Black Mitch?
来吧，你在后面做什么呢? Come on, what were you doing back there?
你几乎一直坐在那 You're-you're practically sitting there.
来吧，我是Poli-Sci的负责人，兄弟 Come on, man.I'm a Poli-Sci major, bro.
太多了 A lot.
但你不是 But you don't.
听着，你和Soph的事... Look, this thing with you and Soph...
我对她很好 I'm good to her.
这不是问题 It doesn't matter.
自从1972年开始 Off and on since 1972.
Sophie和什么成为了白女王呢? What and Sophie is the white queen?
你是一个小兵, Troy. You're a pawn, Troy.
而现在可能是你离开的时候了 And maybe it's time you got off the board.
是么? 重点是模仿 Right? The whole point is to mock
自我重点和校园里低能的本质 the self-important and moronic entities of the campus.
现在，成为新的工作人员的一种方式是 Now, one way to get staffed
写一份聚会的邀请 is to write an invite for the party.
我们的邀请，简直是怪人的传奇 Our invites, they're- they're freaking legendary.
你知道的,每年我们都做Gawker。我们也做了Post。 You know, every year we make the Gawker. We make the Post.
棕黑色的博客 Tons of blogs.
最重要的是 Tons of blogs.
你为我们的工作人员担保 then you're guaranteed a spot on our staff.
好的 Okay.
今年的主题是什么? So what is this year's theme?
是... It's...
我不知道 I don't know.
你的聚会，大概，还有两周时间 Your party is, like, two weeks away.
是的，我知道 Yeah, I know.
Kurt,我想你见见一个人 Kurt, I want you to meet someone.
你知道Coco吗? You know Coco?
你们要准备一个聚会? You guys got a party coming up?
你真的认为这能改变什么吗? Do you really think that a rally is going to change things?
哦，好吧 Oh, okay.
听着...我们有力量 Look... We got power.
嗯，是使用它的时候了. Okay? And it's time we use it.
我们赢得它的 We earned it.
我们?哦，很有意思 We? Oh, that's funny
因为我没有看到你做了什么,Reggie. We? Oh, that's funny
Sam. Sam.
真的吗?累了 Really? Tired.
别跟我说话 Don't one word me.
我们是不是走太远了? Did we go too far?
我们走过了Armstrong-Parker吗? Did we pass Armstrong-Parker?
不，我是Garmin. No, I'm Garmin.
为什么你总是 Why do you always got to
在批评我呢? snap at me all the time?
我一直跟着你，就像一个小狗一样 I'm around you 24/7 like a lapdog,
不，我在谈论我可恶的家 No, I'm taking my ass home.
George... George...
我并不是真的跟着Sam I'm not really down with Sam,
而我也不总是在BSU. I'm not really down with Sam,
我被踢出了Armstrong-Parker I got kicked out of Armstrong-Parker
就像Kurt一样 I got kicked out of Armstrong-Parker
但我将要写一篇好文章 But I'm going to write a good article.
好么? Okay?
来吧, Sam. Come on, Sam.
你知道我对你的感觉 You know how I feel about you
你知道什么? You know what?
如果我发现了你的什么请原谅我 Forgive me if I see something in you,
一些鼓舞人心的事情 something inspiring.
一些类似我的人可能会落后 Some folks like me can get behind.
告诉我你会在集会中获胜 Tell me you'll set up the rally.
我会获胜的 I'll set up the rally.
我想...我想着太大胆了 I think...I think it's bold.
我认为这是讽刺 I think it's ironic.
我认为这是我们所需要的一切 I think it's everything we need,
别告诉我我是唯一一个... and don't tell me I'm the only one...
认为Sam White的活动需要缩小一下范围 that thinks Sam White's little movement needs to be cut down to size.
-是么?-是的 - Right, right? - Yep.
漂亮，Mitch? Beautiful. Mitch?
你有了你的嘻哈聚会，伙计 You got your hip-hop party, man.
Bolly, bolly. Bolly, bolly.
我跟你说过的，伙计 I'm telling you, man.
这会很大的 This is going to be huge.
可恶的经济学 Fucking epic.
如果你打扰我们 If you'll excuse us,
我们会有接触的 we will be in touch.
离开这里，伙计 get off the board, man.
Sophia在哪? Where's Sophia?
迫不及待想要看看你的故事 Can't wait to see what story you come up with.
晚安, Lionel. Night, Lionel.
哈哈哈哈 Ah-ah-ah-ah.
聚会还没结束 Party is not over.
现在是早晨两点 It's two o'clock in the morning.
抱歉，兄弟 Sorry, bro.
有邀请函才能进去 Invitation only.
在天堂遇到麻烦了? Trouble in paradise?
解决了 Figures.
没事 Nothing.
我确定你还有其他的 I'm sure you have something else
美丽和娇小的人 fair and petite and fair
等待这个饮料 lined up for that drink.
这是什么意思? And what's that supposed to mean?
哦，不，真的，没事的 And what's that supposed to mean?
我不是真的加入黑人行列了 I'm not even really into black dudes anyway.
Coco,嗯? Coco, huh?
Colandrea并没有 Colandrea doesn't exactly
重新通过开始，你知道么? pass the resume test, you know?
你能去死么? Can you fucking die?
我的意思是，我的父母应该给我起个 I mean, my parents really should have just named me
犹太或者卑鄙的Aneisha之类的名字 Ghetto-ass Hood rat-ass Aneisha.
你在迁就吗? Do you indulge?
你知道的，10点了 You know, it is 10 A.M.
嗯 Hmm.
我没有错过那个 I don't mess with that stuff.
你确定你不喜欢黑人么? You sure you don't like black guys?
对于你们这些在这里的人来说 Girl like me is just a placeholder
像我一样的女孩只是一个标志 for y'all at a place like this.
我不喜欢这样 I'm not like that.
我不认为Sam会同意 I don't think Sam would agree.
可怜 Poor thing.
她有着浅色的皮肤和所有东西 She was light-skinned and everything.
嘿，我说过不是这样的 Hell, I said it wasn't like that.
是么? All right?
我爸爸，他希望我和Fletcher的女儿在一起 My Pops, he wanted me with Fletcher's daughter.
他不会像你一样跟Pastiche的男孩在一起，对吗? He's not going to like you running with those Pastiche boys, is he?
如果我曾经得到过安慰 If I even get tapped.
你会的 You will.
你应该这样做 You should do it.
甚至在他们毕业之前 They all land somewhere big,
他们都待在一些大地方 some before they even graduate.
我曾在人群中看见过你，Troy. I've seen you in front of a crowd, Troy.
我敢说你肯定会变得有名的 I bet you could be famous.
这是你想要的么? So is that what you want?
变得又名? To be famous?
我想让人们... I want people...
知道我的名字 to know my name.
哪一个? Which one?
"我们希望你" "We want you."
"明天8点到Ellington" "Come by Ellington tomorrow at eight."
还有么? Anything?
谢谢 Thanks.
你早晚要帮助他 You're going to have to stand up to him sooner or later
你说过你爱我 You said you loved me.
我很喜欢你 I like you a lot.
去浴室的时候... What do you do...
你会做什么呢? when you go in the bathroom?
或者只是离开我? Or is it just to get away from me?
我抽了一些大麻 I smoke weed.
而且我写了一个笑话 And I write jokes.
非常糟糕 Like hell it is.
主任说这是唯一一个开张的 Dean said this was the only opening.
嗯，宿舍长没有分享 Well, head of house doesn't share.
但你不是宿舍长 But you're not head of house.
呦，来吧，伙计。你是认真的吗? Yo, come on, guys. Are you serious?
好吧，好吧。我认为他们足够了 All right, all right, I think they've had enough.
你好 Hello.
终于做到了 Finally made it in.
你走来走去很久了，对么? You moved around a lot, right?
你一定很担心 You moved around a lot, right?
我刚刚完成 I was just finishing up.
黑人怕你么?不 Do black people scare you? No.
我有点怕你了 I'm growing it out.
他害怕你了 He's growing it out.
你在培养一个生态系统 You're fostering an ecosystem.
伙计，为什么你从来不去BSU? My man, how come you never come to BSU?
你真的认为对于联合会来说，我已经足够黑人了么? You really think I'm black enough for the Union?
是的，我喜欢Robert Altman. Yeah, I love Robert Altman.
去吧 Fucker goes in.
好的 All right.
我们不恐惧同性恋，你知道的黑人 We're not homophobes, you know, black folks.
我现在听Frank Ocean的了 I'm listening to Frank Ocean right now.
我不会批评你的 I don't give a fuck.
我，我迟到了 I'm-I'm late for class.
看，你是Bugle新的黑人声音 Look, you're the new black voice of the Bugle.
如果你是敌人的朋友，我们正要解决这件事 We're just trying to figure out if you're a friend or a foe.
我们要保护我们的女孩 We got to protect our girl.
我甚至不是工作人员 I'm not even on staff.
我的意思是，我必须要做好自己的任务 I mean, I have to make good on my assignment
任务，那是什么? Assignment, what's the story?
一份关于Winchester黑人文化的报告 It's a profile piece on black culture here at Winchester.
你很了解这些，是这方面的专家 Which you are so clearly an expert on.
对于白人来说足够像黑人了? Or black enough for the white ones?
都不是 Being neither.
真的吗, Sam? Really, Sam?
一会儿再说... Running late...
你的集会? for your little rally?
忘记你的签名了? Forget your sign?
我的家具比你的更古老 I have furniture older than you.
反主流文化? Counterculture?
这就是你对这个的看法? Is that what you think this is?
你的节目是种族主义的 Your show is racist.
黑人不可能是种族主义的 Black people can't be racist.
可能是有偏见，但不是种族主义 Prejudiced, yes, but not racist.
种族主义是一种基于种族的不利系统 Racism describes a system of disadvantage based on race.
你的古怪造成了很大的压力, Sam. Your antics are making press, Sam
而这样的压力让像Fletcher总统一样的人也不能寐 And press like this keeps men like President Fletcher up at night.
热牛奶? Warm milk?
他给你建了一个文件 He's building a file on you.
我确定这个成长的很困难... I'm sure it was tough growing up...
好奇你会帮哪一边 wondering which side you fit into.
如果这是真的，主任 If that's true, Dean,
我不是唯一的一个人 I'm not the only one.
嘿，嘿，兄弟 Hey, hey, hey, brother.
你在这里 There you are.
那个人在那边 That one over there.
还有另一个在那里 And that one over there.
你们都在 There you are.
我们最开始是12,不是么? Thought we were supposed to start at 12, right?
因为Gillespie而逐渐增长. This is going up on Gillespie.
很好，对么? It's good, right?
哦，这是什么? Oh, what's this?
呦，你不应该胆怯 Yo, you ain't getting cold feet.
不，但是...我需要讲多长时间? No, but... how long do I have to talk?
你开玩笑呢，对么? You're kidding me, right?
这是一种主旨 It's sort of the keynote.
听着, Reggie, 我认为全部的Malcolm X更像是你的风格 Look, Reggie, I think that the whole Malcolm X thing is more your lane.
我不是...这些人到这里是来看你的, Sam. I'm just not... These people came here to see you, Sam.
找一个扩音器，打开它 Grab a bullhorn, turn it on.
嗨.不，我是一种中间的... Hi. No, I'm kind of in the middle...
好吧- - okay- - -
好吧 Okay.
我应该... I got to...
你准备好了么? You ready?
Sam. Sam.
Sam! Sam!
Sam,你有我们的抗议执照! Sam, you have our protest permits!
Sam. Sam.
Sam.你希望我让他离开么? Sam. Do you want me to tell him to go?
你很坚强我会的 You're so tough. I will.
不，我希望你等到他们离开 No, I want you to wait until they've gone,
然后我希望你领导这个宿舍 and then I want you to head home.
我会试着为了你留在这里 I'm trying to be here for you.
你能为了我去其他地方吗? Can you be somewhere else for me?
你认为他怎么样? What do you see in him?
校园里唯一一个有资格的人 The only eligible single brother on campus.
好吧，好吧 Okay, okay.
你看了在高中里做正确的事情 You watched Do The Right Thing in high school,
现在你只想证明你变坏了 and now you just want to prove that you're down.
我想要变坏? 把你头发弄成这样需要多长时间? I want to be down? How long does it take to get your hair like that?
呦,Sam,开门 Yo, Sam, open the door.
我明天打电话给你, Reggie! I will call you tomorrow, Reggie!
可恶 Damn.
你不理解像我这样的女孩... You don't understand. Girls like me...
怎么，选一边么? What, have to pick a side?
我讨厌你悲剧的黑白混血儿理论, Sam. I'm sick of your tragic mulatto bullshit, Sam.
你不能说"黑白混血儿" You can't say "mulatto."
黑白混血儿,黑白混血儿,黑白混血儿! Mulatto, mulatto, mulatto!
很抱歉我不能成为你的努比亚王子 I'm sorry if I can't be your Nubian prince
骑着我的黑马带你回可恶的Zumunda. on my black horse ready to take you back to fucking Zumunda.
那不是一个真正的非洲国家 That's not a real African country.
你不是这样的, Sam. This isn't you, Sam.
不是?那我是谁? No? And who am I?
你是这样的...女孩 You're this... girl.
敏感的 Perceptive.
谁想要跟我争论这可恶的事情 Who likes to argue with me about every fucking thing.
我讨厌这样，因为我们都知道你比我聪明 And I hate it, because we both know you're smarter than me.
你最喜欢的导演是Bergman, Your favorite director is Bergman,
但你告诉其他人的事Spike Lee. but you tell people it's Spike Lee.
你喜欢比博普，但你答应了Taylor Swift. You love bebop, but you've got a thing for Taylor Swift.
我知道了，因为我的兄弟接手了你兄弟的图书馆 I know, because my Mac picks up your Mac's library.
然后追踪了我的脸 And trace the outlines of my face.
我们准备好出发了，伙计! We're ready to go, man!
但是事实呢? But really?
你是一个无政府主义者 You're an anarchist,
可恶的发起人，美丽的电影摄制者 shit starter, a beautiful filmmaker.
并且总是... And beautiful...
美丽的 in general.
是的 Yeah.
是么? Yeah?
好吧，睡一会儿 Okay, get some sleep.
所有事都还好吧? Okay, get some sleep.
他的情况很稳定 His condition is stable.
好的 Good.
很好, Sam. That's good, Sam.
开门! Open the door!
Sam! Sam!
Gabe... Gabe...
怎么了? What?
抱歉 Sorry.
你的视频里面有蒸汽 Your video is picking up steam.
是的,我所寻找的节目 Yeah, the show I'm scouting for
叫做黑人的脸孔，白人的土地 is called Black Face, White Place.
这是真实的，就像是真正的生活一样 It's a reality, like true life.
每集的焦点是我们当中的一个人 Every episode focuses on a different one of us
和他的上线 and the ceiling.
有意思 Interesting.
有意思么? Interesting?
关于胜利或生存?不 Of triumph and survival? No.
他们想要真实的城市经验 They want the authentic urban experience,
基于网络上关于 which is basically network talk
欢乐与痛苦的访谈 for bitching and weeping.
我跟你说这些是因为网络放访谈 I'm telling you this because the network wants
想要选一个确定的主题做成一个系列 to pick a certain subject to go to series.
关于那个主题，我们有一集节目 We've got one episode, one shot at that subject,
我猜Sam拒绝了你? Guessing Sam turned you down?
我这么认为 I think so.
她说我是bojangling oofta,不知道那是什么意思 She called me a bojangling oofta, whatever that means.
40,000观众，不错 40,000 views, that's good,
但不是最好 but it's not great.
嗯，我想要更多 Well, I'm about to get a whole lot more.
像你和你那聪明的主意,我们... Like you and you had a great idea, so we...
我想要主持这个 I want to emcee it.
你的聚会 Your party.
好吧，好吧，嗯... Okay. Okay, well...
你想让我这样做 Okay. Okay, well...
而且为了得到我 And in order to get me,
你必须让我主持你的聚会 you have to let me emcee your party.
哦，我也想为我的网络系列做一个 Oh, and I'd also like to do a live video biog
生活视频传记，他们让你做那个么? for my web series. Are they going to let you do that?
他们做的 They've got to.
他们需要我 They need me.
没有我... Without me...
你们看起来就像是一群有特权的混蛋 you guys look like a bunch of privileged assholes.
好吧,嗯,我们没有...我们没有让人 Right, well, we don't... we don't really let people
嗯... Well...
所以会发生什么? So what's it going to be?
你看起来很惊讶 You look surprised.
不是所有人都像你一样总是准备好摄像机 It's just not everyone is as camera ready as you are.
只要$3.99每月就能玩游戏 Get your game on for only $3.99 a month.
重要的事情是 The important thing is
如果你的邀请函被选中 if your invite is the one that is picked
并寄出去，你就会成为新的工作人员 to be sent out, then you are guaranteed a spot on our staff.
...但是只有很低的薪水 ...for a low, low price.
马拉松现在继续 The sci-ff marathon continues right now.
他们需要通过驾驶来得分 They need to score on this drive.
寻找工作但是他... Looking for the blitz, but he...
Troy,过来 Troy, come on in.
Martin,给Troy看看你刚给我看的东西 Martin, share with Troy what you've just shared with me.
那个公布宿舍选举结果的服务生 The server that processes the voting results for house elections
关掉了数据库 has shut down the AP database.
表面上，程序运行 Apparently, the intermediary program
进入了折射循环 is on a refractile loop.
我是Poli-Sci的负责人，伙计 I'm a Poli-Sci major, man.
Sam现在有445票 Sam currently has 445 votes.
这比她上周选举时多200多票 That's 200 more than she had last week during the actual election.
她骗了我们 She cheated.
她修改了系统 She hacked the system.
我不知道怎么做出这样的事情 I wouldn't even know how to do a thing like that.
你们的这个小战争真的很重要么 Is this little war of yours really so important?
但是你们在捕风捉影，好么?
很好，别忘了关掉他的项目 Good, just forgot to turn his program off.
喔 Wow.
你有宿舍长的权利 You are the rightful head of house.
太好了 So great.
Martin,让我和Troy谈一下 Martin, let me speak to Troy for a bit.
非常感谢 I appreciate this.
你的顾问告诉我，你一直坚持做你的主线 Your advisor tells me that you're hanging on by a thread in your major.
也许现在是你改变优先顺序的时候了 Maybe it's time for you to reprioritize.
你可能想要吓我 You're trying to frighten me,
但我认为你是那个害怕的人 but I think you're the one who's scared.
而且我认为很长时间里 And I think that you long for days
当黑人捕风捉影时，他们实际上的权利被否定了 when blacks were hanging from trees and denied actual rights.
这样你必须再次战斗了 That way you would have something to actually fight against.
这可能以暂停或者试用而结束 That could end in either a suspension or probation.
一个是你节目的优点... One on the merit of your show...
另一个是你的宿舍长选举 the other on your election to head of house.
你的节目结束了 Your show is dead.
这可能会出更多的错误 It's going to get a lot worse.
这是这个学校决定性的时刻 This is a critical time for this school.
你是对的 You're damn right it is.
正是我想找的那个 Except for the one I'm looking at.
你没告诉我你和Sophia之间有误会 You didn't tell me that you and Sophia had a misunderstanding.
谁说的 Who did?
她的爸爸 Her father.
她非常苦恼 She was very upset.
你对你自己有什么看法么，Troy? What vision do you have for yourself, Troy?
得到我的学位 Get my degree
法律学院，然后... then law school, then...
而你问这些事情跟 And what has that got to do
Kurt的聚会有什么关系么 with partying with Kurt,
抽大麻或者写玩笑？ smoking weed, and writing jokes?
好了，这是什么？ So okay, what is it?
Kurt得到了公众的主意了么？ The spotlight that Kurt gets?
你想要看你自己出现在电视上么？ You want to see yourself on TV?
使者上电视，当说唱歌手或者球员？ Trying to be on TV, be rappers or ballplayers?
爸爸，不，我想要像我们经常谈论的那样 Dad, no. I want what we always talk about.
也许有一天能有自己的公司 Maybe have my own firm someday,
参加竞选 run for office.
做点不同的事情 Make a difference.
那吸毒呢？ What about the drugs?
我已经在学术界里很久了 I have been in academia a long time.
我看过很多事情 I've seen a lot of things.
而真正推动这个世界的人 And the men who really run this world,
哦... oh...
你不知道他们看见你的时候看到了什么 you've got no idea what they see when they see you.
你不是他们所认为的你 You are not going to be what they all think you are.
你听见了么？ Do you hear me?
是的，先生 Yes, sir.
离开我的视线 Get out of my sight.
总统办公室 President's office.
我会过去的 I'll be right there.
我知道那个聚会 I know about the party.
什么聚会？ What Party?
是的，很可爱 Yeah, cute.
让我告诉你点事情，你选择了一个糟糕的时间 Let me tell you something. You picked a hell of a time.
是万圣节聚会，我希望你能听一下 It's the Halloween party. I want you to listen to something.
那个取消了，Kurt，结束了 It's canceled, Kurt. End of story.
不能取消，有将近100个人要来呢 I can't cancel. There's like 100 people coming.
嘿 Hey.
Lionel的故事的抗议活动 Lionel's story on the would be protest
明天会在Gillespie外面进行 outside Gillespie is running tomorrow.
关于Armstrong-Parker，像你建议的一样 Of Armstrong-Parker, like you suggested.
真的破坏了将要发生的事情 Really break down what's going on.
是么？ Right?
就像他们... It's almost like they...
重复利用他们的过去 recycle so much from their past.
音乐，食物，潮流 Music, food, fashion,
以及现在的骚乱 and now turbulence.
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
小心 Take care.
他说这些故事就像是 He said it's stories like these
得到编辑的推荐信一样 that get editors letters of recommendation.
这次黑人在门外不会吓到你了？ Negro at the door didn't scare you this time?
Lionel，拜托了 Lionel, please.
你只是定义上的黑人 You're only technically black.
G？去法国 G? Going to French.
你需要什么吗？我看见你的邮件了 You need something? I saw your email.
哦，是的 Oh, yeah.
跟学校主要的捐赠人共进晚餐 A small dinner for the school's big givers.
在万圣节晚上 That's Halloween night.
是的，那就是为什么没有其他人接受它 Right, which is why no one else will take it.
啊，这些新来的家伙 Ah, thus the new guy.
我要去上课了，但是 I'm going to class, but...
你会做的很好地。我不知道。 You'll do fine. I don't know.
会有一些种族主义刺激这件事情爆发呢？ Is there going to be any racially fueled outbursts at this thing?
没人能知道，不是么？ You never know, right?
嘿，我是一个好作家吧？ Hey, am I a good writer?
你会更好的 You'll get better.
你会给我很大的建议的 Please, you're just one big recommendation
离开时代杂志后 away from the Times.
嘿 Hey...
在捐赠仪式后有一个很大的聚会 There's a big party after the donors event.
一会儿再给我打电话。也许我们可以保持通话？ Call me after. Maybe we can hang?
嗯，嗯，听起来不错 Yeah, yeah, sounds good.
亲爱的白人们 Dear white people,
由于意外的种族主义时间，希望你能享受 of accidental racism, and wishing you could sip
Henny的旷课音乐 on Henny out your crunk cup
而不是有人对你另眼相看 without a bitch giving you the side eye?
是的 Of course you are.
经历了数年的束缚和压抑 From years of bondage and oppression
Pastiche自大的礼物 Pastiche proudly presents
亲爱的白人们 Dear White People,
今晚有10级的平静 tonight at 10 Pacific time
或者五种肤色的人 or five colored people time.
Rocawear或者Sean John Rocawear, or Sean John.
XXXL是最小的衬衫了 XXXL is the smallest sized T-shirt
你能穿 You can wear,
和Barack Obama和Tupac穿的 preferably with a col/age of Barack Obama
一个颜色更好 and Tupac on it.
女士们，我们想要看到大耳环 Ladies, we need to see huge hoop earrings,
长指甲和便宜紧身的衣服 long nails, and cheap, tight clothes.
当她不能思考她要说什么的时候 And when she can't think of the words she's trying to say,
要一起呼喊类似"edjmucated" just makes one up, such as "edjmucated."
现在享受免费的炸鸡吧 Now feel free to fry on up some chicken,
拿一些Kool-Aid，西瓜 bring some Kool-Aid, watermelon,
当然还有神仙水 forties, and of course, that purple drank.
自然地，这里还有自由风格的嘻哈比赛 Naturally, there will be a freestyle rap competition,
和我们一起享受今年的聚会吧 so bring it and join us for the party of the year.
哦，还有 Oh, and uh...
黑人，黑人，黑人，黑人，黑人，黑人 Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga nigga, nigga.
男孩们，非常版 Boy, that felt good.
看见你在这里很有意思 Funny seeing you here.
那么 So...
Picard还是Kirk？ Picard or Kirk?
Kirk，等一下 Kirk. Wait.
让发生过的事情就这样过去吧 What happens at the crib stays at the crib.
我不想撤回我的卡片 I'm not trying to get my card revoked.
有的人可能说那个表演 Someone could say that a show that had
是一个很棒的黑人表演 was a pretty black show.
而且不在高中 At least not in high school.
就像你在高中里的地位一样 Bet there's, like, a statue of you in your high school.
我曾经被爱过 I was beloved.
他们知道你是一个经过艰苦跋涉的人？ They know you were a Trekker?
所以，你这么认为？ So what, you growing that out?
我认为这增加了感觉性 I think it's gaining sentience.
是的，我这样认为 Yeah, it's out there.
是的，就像是黑人女性和白人男性在一起一样 Yeah, it's like a black hole for white people's fingers.
他们...很困扰 They're... obsessed.
我的意思是，你知道我剪了头发 I mean, you know I cut hair, though.
那你为什么不问我呢？ So why don't you just ask me?
我不知道，你是...你 I don't know. You're... you.
Ly，准备好了么，伙计？ Ly, you ready, man?
是的，没有顾客？ Yeah. No costumes?
我去！换好服装 I go! a suit for this.
我们离开工作人员的房间吧 We just got out of the staff room.
是的，我们已经过度工作了 Yeah, we're going as overworked.
第三和水池 Third and Basin.
我知道的 I know it.
呦，伙计 Yo, man.
如果我要去你的高中 If I'd have gone to your high school...
我会照顾你的 I'd have had your back.
这太差了，是么？ This is kind of fucked up, right?
Pastiche，世界上最博学的笨蛋 Pastiche, the world's most erudite boneheads.
我需要再喝一杯 I need another drink.
嘿 Hey.
抱歉 Sorry.
没事的，我只是不能等着这些事结束 It's all right. I just can't wait to cut all of this off.
你不敢 Don't you dare.
我不能像Hershey那样跟你在一起 I could eat you like a Hershey's.
我...我一会儿会回来 I'll... I'll be right back.
好的 Okay.
Sam Sam.
我希望有一天能够参加竞选 I hope to run for office someday.
做点不同的事情，你知道么？ Make a difference, you know?
如果你们再打扰我 If you guys will excuse me for one moment.
我保证我会回来的 I promise I'll be right back.
记住了 Hold that thought.
那么你想让我做什么？ So what do you want me to do?
我生命中第一次不能只是坐在这里等 For the first time in my life, I can't just sit around
而不做任何事情 and do nothing.
所以...你能做什么呢？ So... how can you?
我是所有人都讨厌的黑人 I'm done being everybody's angry black chick.
嘿，松饼 Hey, muffins.
我看起来怎么样？ So how do I look?
告诉我 Tell me...
嘿，为什么黑人沉迷于给金发碧眼的芭比娃娃编织头发 Hell, why are black folks addicted to blonde Barbie doll weaves?
嗨 Hi.
发生什么了？ How's it going?
好的 All right.
这是 This is-
这是你的电话，伙计 It's your call, man.
好了，好了 All right, all right...
好了，谢谢你们过来 All right, y'all. Thanks for coming out.
看起来Sam今晚做不到了 Tonight, looks like Sam is not going to make it,
所以打电话吧 so let's call it.
嗯，嗨 Um, hi.
我是Lionel I'm Lionel.
我知道你的一些事情 I know some of you.
你们都不知道我 None of you know me.
我从没来开过会，我想来的 I've never been to a meeting. I plan on coming.
我只是来了参加这个聚会 I just came from this party,
而我感觉你们应该知道这件事 and I feel like you guys should know about it.
嘿，Kurt。怎么了，伙计？ Hey, Kurt. What's up, man?
这些人就这样来了，伙计 All these people just showed up, man.
等一下，我是谁？ Wait, who am I?
这是编织，名词，棕黑色的礼物 "Bitch, it's weave, noun, present tense, how."
好了，知道重点了 Okay, point taken.
是的，Kurt，是我 Yeah. Kurt, it's me.
我做不到 I can't do this.
好了，我很困惑 Okay, I'm fucking confused.
但是爸爸，这很重要 But Dad, it's important.
我听说学校里发生了什么事情 I heard there's something happening on campus
孩子，你太粗鲁了 Son, you're being rude.
哦，是么？ Oh, am I?
嗯，如果我告诉你那些珍贵的捐赠者 Well, how about I tell all your precious donors
和任何一个想要听听这个他们捐赠的学校到底是什么样的人 and anybody who will listen what kind of school it is they're giving to!
你到出了什么错？ What is wrong with you?
你怎么敢？ How dare you?
你不能到这里来更你爸爸说... You can't come over here and talk to your father...
我所说的只有“是的，先生”和“不，先生” All I say is "Yes, sir" and "No, sir."
做正确的事，兄弟 Done right, brother.
计划是什么？ What's the plan?
我们再到那里去 We go over there.
现在 Now.
认为这对我们足够了么？ Think there's enough of us?
Latinos United在大厅开会 Latinos United is meeting across the hall.
等一下，什么？ Wait, what?
是的，伙计，我们都知道了 Yeah, dude, we all got it.
我的意思是，所有事情都很好，是么？ I mean, everything is cool, right?
脱掉这个 Take that shit off!
脱掉这件可恶的衬衫 Take that fucking shit off.
等一下，你到底在做什么，伙计？ Wait, what the fuck are you doing, man?
天啊！ Jesus!
我们要结束这件事，Kurt We're putting an end to this, Kurt.
你知道么？所有人都离开我的房间 You know what? Everybody get the fuck out of my house.
好么？我要叫警察了 Okay? I'm calling the cops.
我们做点该做的事情吧 Let's make it do what it do!
一，二，一，二，三 One, two, one, two, three.
呦，在我乱搞前给我你的妻子 Yo, give me your wife before I slap ya.
我在找一些女士们 I've been looking for some dames,
但是这里没有其他篇章了 but there's not another chapter.
你可以慢点，你也可以快点 You can do me slow, you can do me fast.
一，二，哇-哇-哇-一 One, two, wa-wa-wa-one.
我说嘿！ I say hey!
嘿！ Hey!
我的名字是Lionel My name is Lionel.
所以叫我Ly Some call me Ly.
大部分人认为我很安静 Most people think I kind of talk quiet.
但是这些都好，这些都很好 But that's all right, that's all cool.
我宁愿变成白人也不想和你跳舞 I'd rather be white than tap dance with you.
离开我的房间 Get the fuck out of my house.
什么？ What?
说出来 Say it.
来吧 Come on.
你知道，这可能让你震惊 You know, this may come as a shock to you,
但是这些人不能给你Harriet Tubman的 but these people don't give a fuck about no Harriet motherfucking Tubman.
他们付了百万美元 They pay millions of dollars
在她们的嘴唇和棕黑色上面 on their lips, their tans,
她们的屁股和Jay-Z的票 their asses, Jay-Z tickets,
因为她们想要和我们一样 because they want to be like us.
而且她们想要跟我们在一起待一晚 And they got to be for a night.
我不应该去街上 I'm not about to go out into the streets
并且反对一个可恶的万圣节聚会 and protest a fucking Halloween party.
他不能帮上忙 He can't help it.
为什么你不去做苦工 But why do you have to be such a fag?
嘿... Hey...
我不会这样做的，Sam，我不会的 I didn't do this, Sam. I didn't do this.
非裔美国人主题的聚会引起了愤怒 Outrage over an African-American themed party
造成的混乱中有很多财产损失 has resulted in rioting and property damages.
尽管把这个命名为骚乱 Was dubbed a riot, but nevertheless,
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我们不能宽恕这过分的事情，相信我 We don't condone this egregious event, believe me.
Fairbanks主任和我看起来是不一样的 Dean Fairbanks and I are looking into different ways
证明了事情的多样性 to address issues of diversity...
宿舍改革！是的 Housing reform! Yeah!
宿舍改革 Housing reform.
我的意思是，事实上我们可以以此开玩笑 I mean, the fact that we can joke about this
证明我们明显解决了这个问题，是么？ proves we moved on, obviously, right?
可恶，我刚刚说了这是对自由演讲的攻击 Shit, I'm just saying this is an attack on my freedom of speech.
我是这里的受害人 I'm the victim here!
校园被分割了 The campus was divided.
这个聚会是自由演讲还是种族主义呢？ Was the party an act of free speech, or was it racism?
这正好证明了重点 Which just proves the point.
对你来说可能是个震惊 This may come as a shock to you,
但这些人不在乎 but these people don't give a fuck
与Harriet Tubman无关 about no Harriet motherfucking Tubman.
她们想像我们一样 They want to be like us.
她们想要和我们在一起一晚 And they got to be for a night.
当然我还叫上了我爸爸 Of course I got my dad involved.
这是正确的 It was the right thing to do.
我的意思是，为什么解决宿舍长的时候 I mean, why settle for head of house
我需要总统帮忙呢？ when there's a need for me as president, you know?
亲爱的白人们 Dear white people,
你知道么？ You know what?
别担心 Never mind.
我邮件通知我的工作人员们让他们退出 I emailed my staff and I told them to quit.
这个是邮件的副本 That is a copy of the email in front of you.
这位是谁 And who's this?
我的律师 My lawyer.
当我得到邀请并知道所有人都要来的时候 So when I got the invite and saw everyone clicking yes,
我认为这个已经恢复正常了 I figured it was back on.
我们都知道你在计划这个 We know you were planning this.
你的儿子告诉你这个吗？ Your son tell you that?
希望你能享受Henny的旷课音乐 "Wishing you could sip on Henny out your crunk cup
而不是有人对你另眼相看 "without a bitch giving you the side eye."
你写的这个么，Troy？ You write this, Troy?
不 No.
从Pastiche的脸书上送来邀请函的总数 The invite came from the Pastiche Facebook account.
我取消了聚会! I canceled the party!
你必须要相信我 You got to believe me.
当你第二次回来的时候有什么意图？ What were your intentions when you went back the second time?
来停止它 To stop it.
有什么重要意义么？ By any means necessary?
有人告诉我 Someone once told me that
Winchester就像爵士乐一样 Winchester was like jazz.
现在我对爵士乐并不了解 Now I don't know much about jazz,
但是我可以告诉你 but from what I can tell,
当你独奏的时候 when your solo is up,
你最好慢一点 you better blow.
你想听一点奇怪的东西么？ You want to hear something strange?
知道邀请函发出以后 Until the invite went out.
为什我还在这里 Why am I even here?
最有意思的是 What's interesting is how easy it was
进入成员页面是这么容易 to access the group page.
包括Kurt According to Kurt,
但是看起来最近就要变了 but it seems it's recently been changed.
首先，我不能理解这件事 I couldn't figure it out at first.
然后我想试一下 Then I thought to try something.
578-35-26-196 578-35-26- 196.
11个数字 Eleven numbers.
就像我们的学生证号码 Just like our student I.D. numbers.
就像你的学生证号码 Just like your student I.D. number.
就像你有多讨厌他一样，你不需要停止 As much as you hate him, you will stop at nothing
保护你的宿舍长和他的孩子们 to protect your master and his boy.
你发的邀请函么，Sam？ Did you send out the invite, Sam?
没有事情造成这个并且带来压力 Anything to cause a scene and make press.
这个邀请，不论是谁发出去的 That invite, whoever sent it,
不应该造成愤怒和暴行 should have been met with derision and outrage.
除此以外，100个人，你的学生 Instead, 100 people, your students,
参加了，还发出了照片 showed up, and they pulled out posters
然后他们就在那里弄出 that they had made for such an event,
这么大的事情 exactly where it's at.
嗯，你交了一些新朋友 Well, you've made some new friends.
我猜你应该这么叫他们 I guess you could call them that.
不在这里 Not here.
可恶，Troy Fuck you, Troy.
而他有一点担心 And he's just a little worried...
这看起来怎么样？ HOW it will look?
你最好的朋友Reggie怎么想？ What's your best friend Reggie think?
嘿...我们玩的很好 Hey... we had fun.
好么？ All right?
你知道的，所有人都想让你赢，Troy You know, I get that everybody else wants you to win, Troy.
但是你呢？ But do you?
你好，Sam Hello, Sam.
我读了关于Armstrong-Parker的文章 I read about Armstrong-Parker.
是的，总统把行政命令取消了 Yeah, Pres. made an executive withdrawal,
所以Armstrong还是黑人的 so Armstrong stays black.
恭喜 Congrats.
我不知道，这太戏剧化了，伙计 I don't know. It's getting a little too dramatic, man.
我在想把校园公寓关掉 I'm thinking about getting an apartment off campus.
我们会知道的 So we'll see.
Sam White拒绝吃谷物？令人震惊 Sam White going against the grain? Shocking.
Papa White怎么样？ How's Papa White?
恢复中。很好。 Recovering. Good.
4小时 For hours.
自从分开后，这是我们第一次聊天 It was the first time we talked since the bypass.
而他曾经是一个很强壮的前锋 And he was putting up a strong front,
嘲笑我太担心了 teasing me about being so worried.
然后就是关于我的小女孩的故事了 And then came the stories about me as a little girl
我听了几千遍 that I'd heard 1,000 times.
关于... About how...
独立的自我 independent I was.
想要谈谈么？ Want to talk about it?
我妈妈在晚上工作 My mom worked nights,
所以他总是带我去学校 so he'd always take me to school, and...
总是让我很生气 it used to piss me off
因为他总是跟着我直到房间 because he'd follow me all the way to homeroom.
当他想要握着我的手时 And whenever he'd try to hold my hand,
我太害怕了...把他推开 I'd scream and... pull it away.
学生们和家长们 The students and the parents
他们看见这个白人男人 they'd see this white man
和这个黑人女孩 and this black girl
尽管在九点，我也能感受到他们的在看着我 Even at nine, I could feel their eyes on me.
而我只是一个无礼的女孩 And I was just a bratty girl.
你知道么？ You know?
我，呃... I, um...
我感觉很不好 I just feel so bad.
我做的事情对他来说 How awful am I to do that to...
或者其他人有多糟糕... him, or to anyone...
我... that I...
爱 love.
我确定她原谅你了 I'm sure he forgives you.
你这么想么？ You think so?
可能，我不知道 So anyway, I don't know...
我为什么要说这些 why I said all that.
Sam，你要去哪呢？ Sam, where are you going?
我不知道 I don't know.
午饭 Lunch.
这不是Armstrong-Parker的Mac N' Cheese吗？ Isn't it Mac N' Cheese day at Armstrong-Parker?
你认为他们会让你进去吗？ You think they'll let you in?
让我直说吧 Let me get this straight.
首先你想要破坏黑人的宿舍 First you try to break up the black house.
在这些之后 Then after all of that,
现在如果你认为你之前在赚钱这件事上有困难 Now if you thought you were having trouble finding money before,
我的意思是，Bill Maher会跟你捣乱的 I mean, Bill Maher is going to fuck you up.
你知道么，我听够了 You know, I've heard enough.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
听着，重点是我所处的位置 Look, the point is from where I'm sitting,
我们还是需要领导聚会的东西 We still need the stuff that leads up to the party.
这已经发生了 That happened already.
好吧，我们能重演这件事 Well yeah, we can re-enact it.
重演 Re-enact.
重点是，我们今天需要把全部的计划都拿出来 The point is, I could be putting together an overall deal today.
我在谈论真实的钱 I am talking real money.
关掉那个美国人在真正的电视里喜欢的唯一的东西 Turns out the only thing Americans love in their reality TV
现在看看这 Now look here.
这真是一个可怕的事情 This is an honorable institution.
我们应该对这个主意保持足够的兴趣 The idea that we would so much as entertain...
我们的访谈值多少钱？ How much we talking?