# Everybody comes to Hollywood
# They wanna make it in the neighbourhood
# They like the smell of it in Hollywood
# How could it hurt you when it looks so good?
# Shine your light now
# This time it's got to be good
# You get it right now, yeah
# Cos you're in Hollywood
# There's something in the air in Hollywood
# The sun is shining like you knew it would
# You're ridin' in your car in Hollywood
# You got the top down and it feels so good
# Everybody comes to Hollywood
# They wanna make it in the neighbourhood
# They like the smell of it in Hollywood
# How could it hurt you when it looks so good?
# I lost my memory in Hollywood
# I've had a million visions, bad and good
# There's something in the air in Hollywood
# I tried to leave it but I never could
# Shine your light now
# This time it's got to be good
# You get it right now, yeah
# Cos you're in Hollywood
CHEERING
# Music stations always play the same songs
# I'm bored with the concept of right and wrong
# Everybody comes to Hollywood
# They wanna make it in the neighbourhood
# They like the smell of it in Hollywood
# How could it hurt you when it looks so good?
# Shine your light now
# This time it's got to be good
# You get it right now, yeah
# Cos you're in Hollywood, cos you're in Hollywood
# Cos you're in Hollywood
# In Hollywood
# In Hollywood... #
Check it out.
CHEERING
This bird has flown.
# Shine your light now
# This time it's got to be good
# You get it right now, yeah
# Cos you're in Hollywood, cos you're in Hollywood
# Cos you're in Hollywood
# In Hollywood
# Push the button, don't push the button
# Trip the station, change the channel
# Push the button, don't push the button
# Trip the station, change the channel
# Push the button, don't push the button
# Trip the station, change the channel
# Push the button, don't push the button
# Trip the station, change the channel. #
# All I wanna do when I wake up in the morning is see your eyes
# Rosanna, Rosanna
# Never thought that a girl like you could ever care for me
# Rosanna
# All I wanna do in the middle of the evening is hold you tight
# Rosanna, Rosanna
# I didn't know you were looking for more than I could ever be
# Not quite a year since she went away
# Rosanna, yeah
# Now she's gone and I have to say
# Meet you all the way
# Rosanna, yeah
# Meet you all the way
# Rosanna, yeah
# I can see your face still shining through the window on the other side
# Rosanna, Rosanna
# I didn't know that a girl like you could make me feel so sad
# Rosanna
# All I want to tell you is now
# You'll never, ever have to compromise
# Rosanna, Rosanna
# I never thought that losing you could ever hurt so bad
# Not quite a year since she went away
# Rosanna, yeah
# Now she's gone and I have to say
# Meet you all the way
# Rosanna, yeah
# Meet you all the way
# Rosanna, yeah
# Not quite a year since she went away
# Rosanna, yeah
# Now she's gone and I have to say
# Meet you all the way
# Yeah, yeah
# Meet you all the way
# Rosanna, yeah
# Meet you all the way... #
CHEERING
# You'll say
# We've got nothing in common
# No common ground to start from
# And we're falling apart
# You'll say
# The world has come between us
# Our lives have come between us
# Still I know you just don't care
# And I said what about Breakfast at Tiffany's?
# She said, I think I remember that film
# And as I recall, I think we both kinda liked it
# And I said, well, that's the one thing we've got
# I see you
# The only one who knew me
# But now your eyes see through me
# I guess I was wrong
# So what now?
# It's plain to see we're over
# And I hate when things are over
# When so much is left undone
# And I said, what about Breakfast at Tiffany's?
# She said, I think I remember that film
# And as I recall, I think we both kinda liked it
# And I said, well, that's the one thing we've got
# You'll say that we've got nothing in common
# No common ground to start from
# And we're falling apart
# You'll say the world has come between us
# Our lives have come between us
# Still I know you just don't care
# And I said, what about Breakfast at Tiffany's?
# She said, I think I remember that film
# And as I recall, I think we both kinda liked it
# And I said, well, that's the one thing we've got
# Ooh, and I said, what about Breakfast at Tiffany's?
# She said, I think I remember that film
# And as I recall, I think... #
CHEERING
# Hopes dashed to the floor like shattered teenage dreams
# Boys living next door are never what they seem
# Ooh!
# A walk in the park can become a bad dream
# People are staring and following me
# This is my only escape from it all
# Watching a film or a face on a wall
# Robert De Niro's waiting
# Talking Italian
# Robert De Niro's waiting
# Talking
# Italian
# Robert De Niro's waiting
# Talking Italian Talking Italian
# Robert De Niro's waiting
# I don't need a boy, I've got a man of steel
# Don't come any closer, I don't wanna feel
# Ooh!
# You're breathing, you're touching, but nothing's for free
# I never want this to happen to me
# Don't try to change me, you're wasting your time
# Now I've got something much better in mind
# Robert De Niro's waiting
# Talking Italian
# Robert De Niro's waiting
# Talking Italian
# Robert De Niro's waiting
# Talking Italian Talking Italian
# Robert De Niro's waiting
# Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk
# Talking
# Ooh! Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk
# Talking
# A walk in the park can become a bad dream
# People are staring and following me
# This is my only escape from it all
# Watching a film or a face on a wall
# Robert De Niro's waiting
# Talking Italian
# Robert De Niro's waiting
# Talking Italian
# Italian Robert De Niro's waiting
# Talking Italian
# Robert De Niro's waiting
# Talking Italian
# Italian
# Talking Italian
# Talking... #
CHEERING
I want to talk to you!
# Do I attract you?
# Do I repulse you with my queasy smile?
# Am I too dirty? Am I too flirty?
# Do I like what you like?
# I could be wholesome, I could be loathsome
# A little bit shy
# Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me with... #
Yo!
# I tried to be like Grace Kelly
# But all her looks were too sad
# Aah-aah
# So I tried a little Freddie
# Mm-mm, I've gone identity mad, mad, mad, mad!
# I could be brown, I could be blue, I could be violet sky
# I could be hurtful, I could be purple
# I could be anything you like
# Try to be green, try to be mean
# Try to be everything more
# Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me?
# Walk out the door! #
Which one? Getting angry doesn't solve anything.
# How can I help it? How can I help it?
# How can I help what you think?
# Hello, my baby, hello, my baby
# Putting my life on the brink
# Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me?
# Like yourself?
# Should I bend over, should I look older,
# Just to be put on your shelf?
# I tried to be like Grace Kelly Ooh
# But all her looks were too sad Aah-aah
# So I tried a little Freddie Mm-mm
# I've gone identity mad, mad, mad, mad!
# I could be brown, I could be blue, I could be violet sky
# I could be hurtful, I could be purple
# I could be anything you like
# Try to be green, try to be mean
# Try to be everything more
# Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me?
# Walk out the door!
# Say what you want to satisfy yourself
# Hey!
# But you only want what everybody else
# Says you should want
# You should want
# I could be brown, I could be blue
CROWD: # I could be violet sky
# I could be hurtful, I could be purple
# I could be anything you like
# Try to be green, try to be mean
# Try to be everything more
# Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me?
# Walk out the door
# I could be brown, I could be blue, I could be violet sky
# I could be hurtful, I could be purple
# I could be anything you like
# Try to be green, try to be mean
# Trying to be everything more
# Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me?
# Walk out the door
# Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, oooh... #
Ka-ching-ah!
CHEERING
# Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh
# Caught in a bad romance... #
OK, Radio 1, put your hands up above your head.
# Caught in a bad romance
# Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah
# Roma-roma-mamaa
# Ga-ga-ooh-la-la
# Want your bad romance
# Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah
# Roma-roma-mamaa
# Ga-ga-ooh-la-la
# Want your bad romance
# I want your ugly, I want your disease
# I want your everything as long as it's free
# I want your love
# Love, love, love, I want your love
# I want your drama, the touch of your hand
# Hey!
# I want your leather-studded kiss in the sand
# I want your love
# Love, love, love, I want your love... #
Now put your paws up!
# You know that I want you
# And you know that I need you
# I want it bad
# Your bad... # Sing it!
# I want your love and I want your revenge
# You and me could write a bad romance
# Oh, oh-oh, oh
# I want your love and all your lover's revenge
# You and me could write a bad romance
# Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh... # Hands up!
# Caught in a bad romance
# Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
# Caught in a bad romance
# Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah
# Roma-roma-mamaa
# Ga-ga-ooh-la-la
# Want your bad romance
# I want your horror, I want your design
# Cos you're a criminal as long as you're mine
# I want your love
# Love, love, love, I want your love
# I want your Psycho, your Vertigo schtick
# Hey
# Want you in my Rear Window, baby, you're sick
# I want your love
# Love, love, love, I want your love
# You know that I want you
# Cos I'm a free bitch, baby
# I want it bad
# Like a bad romance
# I want your love and I want your revenge
# You and me could write a bad romance
# I want your love and all your lover's revenge
# You and me could write a bad romance
# Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
# Caught in a bad romance
# Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
# Caught in a bad romance
# Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah
# Roma-roma-mamaa
# Ga-ga-ooh-la-la
# Want your bad romance... #
All right.
Let's walk it off. Put your paws high in the air.
Let's hit it!
# Walk, walk, fashion, baby
# Work it, move that bitch crazy
# Walk, walk, passion, baby
# Work it, move that bitch crazy
# Walk, walk, fashion, baby
# Work it, move that bitch crazy
# Walk, walk, passion, baby
# Work it, I'm a free bitch, baby
# I want your love
# And I want your revenge
# I want your love
# I don't wanna be friends
SINGS IN FRENCH
# I don't wanna be friends Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
# I don't wanna be friends Caught in a bad romance
# I don't wanna be friends Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
# Want your bad romance Caught in a bad romance
# Want your bad romance!
# I want your love and I want your revenge
# You and me could write a bad romance
# Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh
# I want your love and all your lover's revenge
# You and me could write a bad romance... #
Come on!
# Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
# Want your bad romance Caught in a bad romance
# Want your bad romance
# Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh Want your bad romance
# Yeah
# Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah
# Roma-roma-mamaa
# Ga-ga-ooh-la-la
# Want your bad romance. #
CHEERING
# Ah-ah-ah-aah
# Ah-ah-ah
SEPULCHRAL LAUGHTER
# Ah-ah-ah
# Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
# I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
# I got sunshine in a bag
# I'm useless, but not for long
# The future is comin' on
# I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
# I got sunshine in a bag
# I'm useless, but not for long
# The future is comin' on
# It's comin' on, it's comin' on
# Finally someone let me outta my cage
# Now time for me is nothing cos I'm countin' no age
# Nah, I couldn't be there, now you shouldn't be scared
# I'm good at repairs and I'm under each snare
# Intangible, bet you didn't think so I command you to
# Panoramic view, look, I'll make it all manageable
# Pick and choose, sit and lose, all you different crews
# Chicks and dudes, who you think is really kickin' tune?
# Picture you getting down in a picture tube
# Like you lit the fuse, you think it's fictional, mystical?
# Maybe spiritual hero who appears in you
# To clear your view when you're too crazy
# Lifeless, to those the definition for what life is
# Priceless to you, because I put you on the hype
# Do you like it? Gun smokin', righteous with one toke
# You're psychic among those, possess you with one dose
# I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
# I got sunshine in a bag
# I'm useless, but not for long
# The future is comin' on
# I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
# I got sunshine in a bag
# I'm useless, but not for long
# The future is comin' on
# It's comin' on, it's comin' on
# The essence, the basics, without it you make it
# Allow me to make this childlike in nature
# Rhythm, you have it or you don't, that's a fallacy
# I'm in them, every sproutin' tree, every child of peace
# Every cloud and sea, you see with your eyes
# I see destruction and demise, corruption in disguise
# From this f... enterprise, now I'm sucked into your lies
# Through Russel, not his muscles, but percussion he provides
# For me as a guide
# Y'all can see me now cos you don't see with your eye,
# You perceive with your mind, that's the inner
# So I'mma stick around with Russ and be a mentor
# Bust a few rhymes so mother ... remember
# Where the thought is, I brought all this
# So you can survive when law is lawless
# Feelings, sensations that you thought was dead
# No squealing - remember That it's all in your head
# I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
# I got sunshine in a bag
# I'm useless, but not for long
# The future is comin' on
# I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
# I got sunshine in a bag
# I'm useless, but not for long
# My future is comin' on
# It's comin' on, it's comin' on
# My future is comin' on
# It's comin' on, it's comin' on
# My future is comin' on
# It's comin' on, it's comin' on
# My future... #
CHEERING
# Born in Kansas on an ordinary plain
# Ran to New York, but ran away from fame
# Only 17 when all your dreams came true
# But all you wanted was someone to undress you
# And all the stars you kissed could never ease the pain
# Still the grace remains but the face has changed
# And it's still the same
# And it's a long, long way Long way
# From where you want to be And it's a
# And it's a long, long road
# Too long And you're too blind to see
# Frame of silence of an innocence divine
# Is a dangerous creation when you fail the test of time
# And all the photographs of ghosts of long ago
# Still they hurt you so, won't let you go, and you still don't know
# And it's a long, long way Long way
# From where you want to be And it's a
# And it's a long, long road Too long
# And you're too blind to see
# When you look around yourself now
# Do you recognise the girl?
# The one who broke a thousand hearts
# Terrified the world
# And all the stars you kissed could never ease the pain
# If the face has changed
# The grace remains and it's still the same
# And it's a long, long way Long way
# From where you want to be And it's a
# And it's a long, long road Too long
# And you're too blind to see And it's a
# And it's a long, long way Long way
# From where you want to be And it's a
# And it's a long, long road Too long
# And you're too blind to see And it's a
# And it's a long, long way Long way
# From where you... #
CHEERING
# Doctor, what is happening to me?
# Palpitations, my mind's diseased
# Even my vision is impaired
# I'm losing my hair
# Cos when I hold her in my arms
# I feel like Fred Astaire
# Lovesick, my temperature's high
# Just met a girl who believes we can fly
# I'm a bull, not a bear
# I'm a millionaire
# Cos when I hold her in my arms
# I feel like Fred Astaire
# I believe in happiness
# I believe in love
# I believe she fell to Earth
# From somewhere high above
# I believe in Hollywood
# Don't believe that love must bring despair
# Cos when I hold her in my arms
# I feel like Fred Astaire
# You say love
# Is just a disease
# A plague
# For the naive
# These days
# No-one believes
# Meteors may strike the Earth
# Nations live and die
# I'm the boy who got the girl
# And now we're gonna fly
# We can cross the race divide
# Bridge a gap that wasn't really there
# Cos when I hold her in my arms
# I feel like Fred Astaire
# I'm gonna hold her in my arms
# Just like Fred Astaire
# I'm gonna hold her in these charms
# Like Fred Astaire
# Come dance - the water's rising
# Like Fred Astaire
# Come dance - the water's rising
# Like Fred Astaire
# Come dance - the water's rising. #
CHEERING
# We'll get ya, ya, ya
# We'll get ya, ya, ya... #
I am Michael Caine.
# He's walking - where? I'm afraid I don't know
# I see the fireman jumping from the windows
# There's panic and I hear somebody scream
# Argh!
# He picks up useless paper and puts it in my pocket
# I'm trying very hard to keep my fingers clean
# I can't remember, tell me what's his name...? #
My name is Michael Caine.
# And all I wanted was a word
# A photograph to keep at home
# And all I wanted was a word
# A photograph to keep
# The sun is laughing, it's another broken morning
# I see a shadow and call out to try and warn him
# He didn't seem to hear, just turned away
# The quiet fellow follows
# Points his finger straight at you
# He had to sacrifice his pride, yes
# Throw it all away... #
I am Michael Caine.
# And all I wanted was a word
# A photograph to keep at home
# And all I wanted was a word
# A photograph to keep
# His days are numbered, he walks round and round in circles
# There is no place he can ever call his own
# He seems to jump at the sound of the phone
# Staring out the window, there's nothing he can now do
# All he wanted was to remain safe
# He can't remember his own name... #
My name is Michael Caine.
# And all I wanted was a word
# A photograph to keep at home
# And all I wanted was a word
# A photograph to keep... #
# Well, I went to bed in Memphis and I woke up in Hollywood
# I got a quarter in my pocket and I'd call you if I could
# But I don't know why
# I gotta fly
# I gotta rock and roll this party, I still wanna have some fun
# I gotta leave you feeling breathless
# Show you how the West was won
# But I don't know why
# I gotta fly
# Like Steve McQueen
# All I need's a fast machine
# And I'm gonna make it all right
# Ooh! Steve McQueen
# Underneath your radar screen
# You'll never catch me tonight
# Ooh, ooh
# Steve McQueen
# Ooh, ooh
# Steve McQueen
# We got rockstars in the White House
# And all our pop stars look like porn
# All our heroes hit the highway
# Cos they don't hang out here no more
# You can call me on my cellphone
# And you can page me all night long
# But you won't catch this free bird
# I'll already be long gone
# Like Steve McQueen
# All I need's a fast machine
# And we're gonna make it all right
# Hoo, hoo!
# Steve McQueen
# Underneath your radar screen
# You'll never catch us tonight
# Ooh, ooh
# Steve McQueen
# All we need's a fast machine
# And you're gonna ride it all night
# Ooh, ooh!
# Steve McQueen
# Underneath your radar screen
# You'll never catch me tonight
# Woo, woo!
# Hoo, hoo! #
# There's dancing behind movie scenes
# Behind the movie scenes
# Sadi rani
# She's the one that keeps the dream alive
# From the morning past the evening to the end of the light
# Brimful of Asha on the 45
# Well, it's a brimful of Asha on the 45
# Brimful of Asha on the 45
# Well, it's a brimful of Asha on the 45
# Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow
# Everybody needs a bosom
for a pillow
# Everybody needs a bosom
for a pillow
# Everybody needs a bosom
# Mine's on the 45
# Mohammed Rafi, 45
# Lata Mangeshkar, 45
# Solid state radio, 45
# Ferguson mono, 45
# Bande publique, 45
# Jacques Dutronc and the Bolan Boogie
# The heavy hitters and the chi-chi music
# All India Radio, 45
# Two-in-ones, 45
# Argo Records, 45
# Trojan Records, 45
# Brimful of Asha on the 45
# Well, it's a brimful of Asha on the 45
# Brimful of Asha on the 45
# Well, it's a brimful of Asha on the 45
# Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow
# Everybody needs a bosom
for a pillow
# Everybody needs a bosom
for a pillow
# Everybody needs a bosom
# Mine's on the 45
# 77,000-piece orchestra set
# Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow
# Mine's on the RPM... #
CHEERING
# Brimful of Asha on the 45
# Well, it's a brimful of Asha on the 45
# Brimful of Asha on the 45
# Well, it's a brimful of Asha on the 45. #
CHEERING
# Her hair is Harlow gold
# Her lips sweet surprise
# Her hands are never cold
# She's got Bette Davis eyes
# She'll turn her music on you
# You won't have to think twice
# She's pure as New York snow
# She got Bette Davis eyes
# And she'll tease you
# She'll unease you
# All the better just to please you
# She's precocious
# And she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush
# She got Greta Garbo's standoff sighs
# She's got Bette Davis eyes
# She'll let you take her home
# It whets the appetite
# She'll lay you on a throne
# She got Bette Davis eyes
# She'll take a tumble on you
# Roll you like you were dice
# Until you come up blue
# She's got Bette Davis eyes
# She'll expose you
# When she snows you
# Off your feet with the crumbs she throws you
# She's ferocious
# And she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush
# All the boys think she's a spy
# She's got Bette Davis eyes
# And she'll tease you
# She'll unease you
# All the better just to please you
# She's precocious
# And she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush
# All the boys think she's a spy
# She's got Bette Davis eyes
# She'll tease you
# She'll unease you
# Just to please you
# She's got Bette Davis eyes... #
# Ingrid Bergman, Ingrid Bergman
# Let's go make a picture
# On the island of Stromboli
# Ingrid Bergman
# Ingrid Bergman, you're so pretty
# You'd make any mountain quiver
# You'd make fire fly from the crater
# Ingrid Bergman
# This old mountain, it's been waiting
# All its life for you to work it
# For your hand to touch its hard rock
# Ingrid Bergman
# If you'd walk across my camera
# I will flash the world your story
# I will pay you more than money
# Ingrid Bergman
# Not by pennies, dimes, nor quarters
# But with happy sons and daughters
# And they'll dance around Stromboli
# Ingrid Bergman
# This old mountain, it's been waiting
# All its life for you to work it
# For your hand to touch its hard rock
# Ingrid Bergman, Ingrid Bergman. #
# I am sitting in the morning at the diner on the corner
# I am waiting at the counter for the man to pour the coffee
# And he fills it only halfway
# And before I even argue, he is looking out the window
# At somebody coming in
# "It is always nice to see you," says the man behind the counter
# To the woman who has come in
# She is shaking her umbrella
# And I look the other way
# As they are kissing their hellos
# And I'm pretending not to see them
# And instead I pour the milk
# I open up the paper
# There's a story of an actor
# Who had died while he was drinking
# It was no-one I had heard of
# And I'm turning to the horoscope
# And looking for the funnies
# When I'm feeling someone watching me
# And so I raise my head
# There's a woman on the outside looking inside
# Does she see me?
# No, she does not really see me cos she sees her own reflection
# And I'm trying not to notice that she's hitching up her skirt
# And while she's straightening her stockings
# Her hair has gotten wet
# Oh, this
# Rain, it will continue
# Through the morning as I'm listening
# To the bells of the cathedral
# I am thinking of your voice
# And of the midnight picnic
# Once upon a time
# Before the rain began
# And I finish up my coffee
# And it's time to catch the train
# Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
# Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da
# Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
# Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
# Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da... #
# I'm in love with the German film star
# I once saw in a bar
# Sitting in a corner in imperfect clothes
# Trying not to pose for the cameras and the girls
# It's a glamorous world
# I'm in love with a German film star
# I once saw in a movie
# Playing the part of a real troublemaker
# But I didn't care
# It really moved me
# Really moved me
# I'm in love with a German film star
# I once saw in a bar
# Sitting in a corner in imperfect clothes
# Trying not to pose for the cameras and the girls
# It's a glamorous world
# I'm in love with a German film star
# I once saw in a movie
# Playing the part of a real troublemaker
# But I didn't care
# It really moved me
# Really moved me
# I'm in love
# I'm in love. #
# You stood
# In the belltower
# But now you're gone
# So who knows
# All the sights of Notre Dame?
# They've got the stars for the gallant hearts
# I'm the replacement for your part
# All I want to do is forget
# You, friend
# Hammer Horror, Hammer Horror
# Won't leave it alone, no
# The first time in my life
# I keep the lights on to ease my soul
# Hammer Horror, Hammer Horror
# Won't leave it alone
# I don't know, is this the right thing to do?
# Rehearsing
# In your things
# I feel guilty
# And retracing
# All the scenes of your big hit
# Oh, God, you needed the leading role
# It wasn't me who made you go, though
# All I want to do is forget
# You, friend
# Hammer Horror, Hammer Horror
# Won't leave it alone
# The first time in my life
# I keep the lights on to ease my soul
# Hammer Horror, Hammer Horror
# Won't leave it alone
# I don't know, is this the right thing to do?
# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
# Who calls me
# From the other side of the street?
# And who taps me on the shoulder?
# I turn around, but you're gone
# I've got a hunch that you're following
# To get your own back on me
# All I want to do is forget
# You, friend
# Hammer Horror, Hammer Horror
# Won't leave it alone
# And for the first time in my life
# I keep the lights on to ease my soul
# Hammer Horror, Hammer Horror
# Won't leave it alone
# I don't know, is this the right thing to do? #
APPLAUSE
# Well, Saturday night at eight o'clock
# I know where I'm gonna go
# I'm gonna pick my baby up and take her to the picture show
# Everybody in the neighbourhood
# Dressing up to be there, too
# And we're gonna have a ball just like we always do
# Saturday night at the movies
# Who cares what picture you see
# When you're hugging with your baby last row in the balcony?
# All righty
# Now, there's Technicolor
# Cinemascope
# A cast out of Hollywood
# Popcorn from the candy stand
# Makes it all seem twice as good
# There's always lots of pretty girls
# With figures they don't try to hide
# But they never can compare to the girl sitting by my side
# Saturday night at the movies
# Who cares what picture you see
# When you're hugging with your baby last row in the balcony?
# All righty... #
Everybody, clap your hands, come on!
# Da, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba
# Ba, da, ba, da, ba, da
# Ba, ba, da, ba, da
# Saturday night at the movies
# Who cares what picture you see
# When you're hugging with your baby last row in the balcony?
# Well, Saturday night at the movies
# Who cares what picture you see
# When you're hugging with your baby... #
Everybody, come on and help us sing the last one. Come on now!
# Saturday night at the movies
# Who cares what picture you see
# When you're hugging with your baby last row in the balcony? #
APPLAUSE
# Everybody's a dreamer
# And everybody's a star
# And everybody's in movies
# It doesn't matter who you are
# There are stars in every city
# In every house and on every street
# And if you walk down Hollywood Boulevard
# Their names are written in concrete
# Don't tread on Greta Garbo
# As you walk down the Boulevard
# She looked so weak and fragile
# That's why she tried to be so hard
# But they turned her into a princess
# And they sat her on a throne
# But she turned her back on stardom
# Because she wanted to be alone
# Well, you can see all the stars
# As you walk down Hollywood Boulevard
# Some that you recognise
# Some that you've hardly even heard of
# People who worked, suffered and struggled for fame
# Some who succeeded
# Some who suffered in vain
# Rudolph Valentino looks very much alive
# And he looks up ladies' dresses
# As they sadly pass him by
# Avoid stepping on Bela Lugosi
# Because he's liable to turn and bite
# But stand close by Bette Davis
# Because hers was such a lonely life
# Well, you can see all the stars as you walk down Hollywood Boulevard
# Some that you recognise
# Some that you've hardly even heard of
# People who worked, suffered and struggled for fame
# Some who succeeded
# Some who suffered in vain
# Everybody's a dreamer
# And everybody's a star
# And everybody's in showbiz
# It doesn't matter who you are
# But those who are successful
# Be always on your guard
# Success walks hand in hand with failure
# Along the Hollywood Boulevard
# Well, you can see all the stars as you walk down Hollywood Boulevard
# Some that you recognise
# Some that you've hardly even heard of
# People who worked, suffered and struggled for fame
# Some who succeeded
# Some who suffered for fame
# Na, na, na, na
# Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
# Na, na, na, na
# Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
# Celluloid heroes never really die
# I wish my life was a nonstop Hollywood movie show
# A fantasy world of celluloid villains and heroes
# Because celluloid heroes never feel any pain
# And celluloid heroes
# Never really die. #
APPLAUSE
# Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray
# South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio
# Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television
# North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe
# Rosenbergs, H-bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
# Brando, The King And I and The Catcher In The Rye
# Eisenhower, vaccine, England's got a new queen
# Marciano, Liberace, Santayana, goodbye
# We didn't start the fire
# It was always burning since the world's been turning
# We didn't start the fire
# No, we didn't light it but we tried to fight it
# Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev
# Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc
# Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, Dacron
# Dien Bien Phu falls, Rock Around The Clock
# Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team
# Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland
# Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev
# Princess Grace, Peyton Place
# Trouble in the Suez
# We didn't start the fire
# It was always burning since the world's been turning
# We didn't start the fire
# No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it
# Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac
# Sputnik, Zhou Enlai
# Bridge On The River Kwai
# Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California baseball
# Starkweather homicide
# Children of thalidomide
# Buddy Holly, Ben Hur
# Space monkey, mafia
# Hula hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go
# U2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy
# Chubby Checker, Psycho
# Belgians in the Congo
# We didn't start the fire
# It was always burning since the world's been turning
# We didn't start the fire
# No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it
# Hemingway, Eichmann, Stranger In A Strange Land
# Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs invasion
# Lawrence of Arabia, British Beatlemania
# Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson
# Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British politician sex
# JFK blown away
# What else do I have to say?
# We didn't start the fire
# It was always burning since the world's been turning
# We didn't start the fire
# No, we didn't light it but we tried to fight it
# Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again
# Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock
# Begin, Reagan, Palestine, terror on the airline
# Ayatollahs in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan
# Wheel Of Fortune, Sally ride, heavy metal, suicide
# Foreign debts, homeless vets, AIDS, crack, Bernie Goetz
# Hypodermics on the shore
# China's under martial law
# Rock and roller, cola wars, I can't take it any more
# We didn't start the fire
# It was always burning since the world's been turning
# We didn't start the fire
# But when we are gone it will still go on... #
APPLAUSE
# Johnny's driving through the city tonight
# Through the lights in a hot new rent-a-car
# He joined the lovers in his heavy machine
# It's a scene down on Sunset Boulevard
# Say goodbye to Hollywood
# Say goodbye, my baby
# Say goodbye to Hollywood
# Say goodbye, my baby
# Johnny's taking care of things for a while
# And his style is so right for troubadours
# Oh!
# They've got him sitting with his back to the door
# Now he won't be my fast gun any more
# Say goodbye to Hollywood
# Say goodbye, my baby
# Say goodbye to Hollywood
# Say goodbye, my baby
# Moving on is a chance you take
# Every time you try to stay together
# Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
# You say a word out of line
# You find that the friends you had are gone
# Forever
# And ever
# So many faces in and out of my life
# Some will last, some will just be now and then
# Life is a series of hellos and goodbyes
# I'm afraid it's time for goodbye again
# And say goodbye to Hollywood
# Say goodbye, my baby
# Say goodbye to Hollywood
# And say goodbye to Hollywood
# Say goodbye to Hollywood
# Say goodbye, my baby
# Oh, oh, oh, oh
# Bye-bye, baby
# Oh, oh, oh, oh
# Bye-bye, darling
# Whoa, oh. #
APPLAUSE
# Blue velvet
# Bum-bum
# She wore blue velvet
# Bum-bum
# Bluer than velvet was the night
# Bum-bum-bum
# Softer than satin was the light
# From the stars
# She wore blue velvet
# Bum-bum
# Bluer than velvet were her eyes
# Bum-bum-bum
# Warmer than May, her tender sighs
# Love was ours
# Ours, a love I held tightly
# Feeling the rapture grow
# Like a flame burning brightly
# But when she left
# Gone was the glow of
# Blue velvet
# Bum-bum
# But in my heart there'll always be
# Bum-bum-bum
# Precious and warm, a memory
# Through the years
# And I still can see
# Blue velvet through my tears
# She wore blue velvet
# Bum-bum
# But in my heart there'll always be
# Bum-bum
# Precious and warm, a memory
# Through the years
# And I still can see
# Blue velvet
# Through my tears
# Blue velvet. #
APPLAUSE
# Pretty woman, walking down the street
# Pretty woman, the kind I'd like to meet
# Pretty woman
# I don't believe you, you're not the truth
# No-one could look as good as you
# Mercy
# Pretty woman, won't you pardon me?
# Pretty woman, I couldn't help but see
# Pretty woman
# That you look lovely as can be
# Are you lonely just like me?
# Rrroah!
# Pretty woman, stop a while
# Pretty woman, talk a while
# Pretty woman, give your smile to me
# Pretty woman, yeah, yeah, yeah
# Pretty woman, look my way
# Pretty woman, say you'll stay with me
# Cos I need you
# I'll treat you right
# Come to me, baby
# Be mine
# Tonight
# Pretty woman, don't walk on by
# Pretty woman, don't make me cry
# Pretty woman
# Don't walk away, hey
# OK
# If that's the way it must be, OK
# I guess I'll go on home, it's late
# There'll be tomorrow night
# But wait
# What do I see?
# Is she walking back to me?
# Yeah, she's walking back to me
# Oh, oh, pretty woman. #
# Ooh, ooh
# Ooh, ooh-ooh
# Ooh, ooh, ooh
# Ooh
# Walking out into the dark
# Cutting out a different path
# Led by a beating heart
# All the people of the town
# Cast their eyes right to the ground
# In matters of the heart
# The night was all you had
# You ran into the night from all you had
# Found yourself a path upon the ground
# You ran into the night, you can't be found... #
You ready?
# This is your heart
# Can you feel it? Can you feel it?
# Pumps through your veins
# Can you feel it? Can you feel it?
# Summer evening, breezes blew
# Drawing voices deep from you
# Led by your beating heart
# What a year and what a night
# What terrifying final sights
# Put out your beating heart
# The night was all you had
# You ran into the night from all you had
# Found yourself a path upon the ground
# You ran into the night, you can't be found
# But this is your heart
# Can you feel it? Can you feel it?
# Pumps through your veins
# Can you feel it? Can you feel it?
# If you had your gun
# Would you shoot it out the sky?
# Why?
# To see where it would fall
# Or will you come down at all?
# If you had your gun
# Would you shoot it at the sky?
# Why?
# To see where your bullet would fall
# Or will you come down at all?
# This is your heart
# Can you feel it? Can you feel it?
# Pumps through your veins
# Can you feel it? Can you feel it?
# This is your racing heart
# Can you feel it? Can you feel it?
# Pumps through your veins
# Can you feel it? Can you feel
# It? #
APPLAUSE
Thank you.
# Look at me
# I'm as helpless as a kitten up a tree
# And I feel like I'm clinging to a cloud
# I can't understand
# I get misty
# Just holding your hand
# Walk my way
# And a thousand violins begin to play
# Or it may be the sound of your hello
# That music I hear
# I get misty
# Whenever you're near
# You can say
# That you're leading me on
# And it's just
# What I want you to do
# Don't you notice
# How hopelessly I'm lost?
# That's why I'm following you
# Following you
# On my own
# Would I wander through
# This wonderland alone?
# Never knowing my right foot from my left
# My hat from my glove
# I'm too misty
# And too much in love
# Too misty
# And too much
# In love
# Look at
# Me. #
APPLAUSE
# Bonnie and Clyde were pretty-looking people
# But I can tell you, people, they were the devil's children
# Bonnie and Clyde began their evil-doing
# One lazy afternoon down Savannah way
# They robbed a store
# And high-tailed out of that town
# They got clean away in a stolen car
# And waited till the heat died down
# Bonnie and Clyde advanced their reputation
# And made the graduation into the banking business
# "Reach for the sky!", talking Clyde would holler
# As Bonnie grabbed the dollars in the burlap bag
# Now one brave man
# He tried to take them alone
# But they left him lying in a pool of blood
# And laughed about it all the way home... #
SIREN WAILS
# Woo-woo-woo-woo
# Woo-woo
# Bonnie and Clyde got to be public enemy number one
# They were running and hiding from every American lawman's gun
# They used to laugh about dying
# But deep inside them, they knew
# That pretty soon they'd be lying
# Beneath the ground together
# Pushing up daisies to welcome the sun and the morning dew
# La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
# Well, acting upon reliable information
# A federal deputation laid a deadly ambush
# When Bonnie and Clyde came walking in the sunshine
# A half a dozen carbines opened up on them
# Woo-woo-woo-woo
# They lived a lot together
# But finally together
# They died. #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
# But you've got being right down to an art
# You think you're a genius, you drive me up the wall
# You're a regular original, a know-it-all
# Oh-ooh-oh, you think you're special
# Oh-ooh-oh, you think you're something else
# OK, so you're a rocket scientist
# That don't impress me much
# Oh-oh-oh
# So you got the brains but have you got the touch?
# Now, don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're all right
# But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
# That don't impress me much
# Oh-oh-oh-oh
# Uh-huh, yeah, yeah
# Oh-oh-oh-oh
# I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
# And a comb up his sleeve, just in case
# And all that extra-hold gel in your hair oughta lock it
# Cos heaven forbid it should fall out of place
# Oh-oh-oh, you think you're special
# Oh-oh-oh, you think you're something else
# OK, so you're Brad Pitt
# That don't impress me much
# Oh-oh-oh-oh
# So you got the looks but have you got the touch?
# Now, don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're all right
# But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
# That don't impress me much
# Ow!
# Yeah
# You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
# You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
# I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
# Now, come on, baby, tell me, you must be joking, right?
# Oh-ooh-oh
# You think you're special
# Oh-ooh-oh
# You think you're something else
# OK, so you've got a car
# That don't impress me much
# Oh-oh-oh-oh
# So you got the moves but have you got the touch?
# Now, don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're all right
# But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
# That don't impress me much
# Oh-oh-oh, oh, no
# You think you're cool but have you got the touch?
# Now-now, don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're all right
# But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night
# That don't impress me. #
# Ground Control to Major Tom
# Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
# Ten, nine, eight... Ground Control to Major Tom
# Seven, six... Commencing countdown, engines on
# Three, two
# Check ignition... One. Blast off. ..and may God's love be with you
# This is Ground Control to Major Tom
# You've really made the grade
# And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
# Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare
# This is Major Tom to Ground Control
# I'm stepping through the door
# And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
# And the stars look very different today
# Here am I floating round my tin can
# Far above the world
# Planet Earth is blue
# And there's nothing I can do
# Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles
# I'm feeling very still
# And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
# Tell my wife I love her very much
# She knows
# Ground Control to Major Tom
# Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong
# Can you hear me, Major Tom?
# Can you
# Here am I sitting in a tin can
# Far above the moon
# Planet Earth is blue
# And there's nothing I can do
# Do. #
# Charades, pop skill
# Water hyacinth
# Named by a poet
# Imitation of life
# Like a koi in a frozen pond
# Like a goldfish in a bowl
# I don't want to hear you cry
# That's sugar cane that tasted good
# That's cinnamon, that's Hollywood
# Come on, come on
# No-one can see you try
# You want the greatest thing
# The greatest thing since bread came sliced
# You've got it all
# You've got it sized
# Like a Friday fashion show teenager
# Freezing in the corner
# Trying to look like you don't try
# That's sugar cane that tasted good
# That's cinnamon, that's Hollywood
# Come on, come on
# No-one can see you cry
# That's sugar cane that tasted good
# That's freezing rain, that's what you could
# Come on, come on
# No-one can see you cry
# This sugar cane
# This lemonade
# This hurricane
# I'm not afraid
# Come on, come on
# No-one can see me cry
# This lightning storm
# This tidal wave
# This avalanche
# I'm not afraid
# Come on, come on
# No-one can see me cry
# That's sugar cane that tasted good
# That's who you are, that's what you could
# Come on, come on
# No-one can see you try
# That's sugar cane that tasted good
# That's who you are, that's what you could
# Come on, come on
# No-one can see you
# Try. #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# Mm
# Mm-mm-mm
# Ladies and gentlemen
# I'm gonna tell you about one of the many men
# Name is irrelevant, height is irrelevant
# He was a one out of ten, I wish that I knew it then
# I'm still recovering, mm
# Truly, I'm vulnerable, I love a sentiment
# Quickly, I opened up, I learned my lesson then
# Thought I was safe again, thought he was innocent
# I was so wrong
# I can't deny
# I was stuck in a daze, a terrible phase
# You was convincing, though, very believable
# The role that you played
# So I'll take
# This front row seat
# And, baby, baby, you can go ahead
# Cry those Oscar-winning tears
# Popcorn and I scream
# Baby, baby, you can go ahead
# Cry those Oscar-winning tears
# Baby
# Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah
# Oh, what a tragedy, it didn't have to be
# Look how you talk to me, cursing and blasphemy
# Cinematography, get this on camera, please
# Or no-one's going to believe this here
# I can't deny, I thought you were the man
# But you had a plan
# Are you crying for, are you lying for
# You did it again
# Oh, so I'll take
# This front row seat
# Baby, baby, you can go ahead
# Cry those Oscar-winning tears
# Popcorn and I scream
# Baby, baby, you can go ahead
# Cry those
# Oscar-winning
# Tears
# You can miss me with the, oh
# I can see right through your tears
# Baby, yeah
# Mm
# Nine o'clock entertainment
# Oh, man, I wish I could tape it
# Sit down
# No tissues
# No string section
# No tiny violin
# For the last time, I'm your audience
# I'll take
# This front row seat
# And, baby, baby, you can go ahead
# And cry
# Go
# Go ahead, go ahead
# Cry those Oscar-winning tears
# Baby, baby
# Go ahead
# Cry those
# Oscar-winning
# Tears. #
# Strike a pose
# Vogue, vogue, vogue
# Look around
# Everywhere you turn is heartache
# It's everywhere that you go
# Look around
# You try everything you can to escape
# The pain of life that you know
# Life that you know
# When all else fails and you long to be
# Something better than you are today
# I know a place where you can get away
# It's called a dance floor
# And here's what it's for
# So, come on, vogue
# Let your body move to the music
# Move to the music Hey, hey, hey, come on, vogue
# Let your body go with the flow
# Go with the flow You know you can do it
# All you need is your own imagination
# So use it, that's what it's for
# That's what it's for
# Go inside for your finest inspiration
# Your dreams will open the door
# Open up the door
# It makes no difference if you're black or white
# If you're a boy or a girl
# If the music's pumping it will give you new life
# You're a superstar
# Yes, that's what you are, you know it
# Come on, vogue
# Let your body groove to the music
# Groove to the music Hey, hey, hey, come on, vogue
# Let your body go with the flow
# Go with the flow You know you can do it
# Beauty's where you find it
# Not just where you bump and grind it
# Soul is in the musical
# That's where I feel so beautiful
# Magical
# Life's a ball
# So get up on the dance floor
# Vogue
# Let your body move to the music
# Move to the music Hey, hey, hey, come on, vogue
# Let your body go with the flow
# Go with the flow You know you can do it, do it
# Vogue
# Beauty's where you find it
# Move to the music
# Vogue
# Beauty's where you find it
# Go with the flow
# Greta Garbo and Monroe
# Dietrich and DiMaggio
# Marlon Brando, Jimmy Dean
# On the cover of a magazine
# Grace Kelly, Harlow, Jean
# Picture of a beauty queen
# Gene Kelly, Fred Astaire
# Ginger Rogers, dance on air
# They had style, they had grace
# Rita Hayworth gave good face
# Lauren, Katherine, Lana, too
# Bette Davis, we love you
# Ladies with an attitude
# Fellas that were in the mood
# Don't just stand there, let's get to it
# Strike a pose, there's nothing to it
# Vogue, vogue
# Ooh
# You've got to
# Let your body move to the music
# Ooh
# You've got to just
# Let your body go with the flow
# Ooh
# You've got to
# Vogue. #
# Goodbye, Norma Jean
# Though I never knew you at all
# You had the grace to hold yourself
# While those around you crawled
# They crawled out of the woodwork
# And they whispered into your brain
# They set you on the treadmill
# And they made you change your name
# And it seems to me you lived your life
# Like a candle in the wind
# Never knowing who to cling to
# When the rain set in
# And I would've liked to known you
# But I was just a kid
# Your candle burned out long before
# Your legend ever did
# Loneliness was tough
# The toughest role you ever played
# Hollywood created a superstar
# And pain was the price you paid
# Even when you died
# Oh, the press still hounded you
# All the papers had to say
# Was that Marilyn was found in the nude
# And it seems to me you lived your life
# Like a candle in the wind
# Never knowing who to cling to
# When the rain set in
# And I would've liked to known you
# But I was just a kid
# Your candle burned out long before
# Your legend ever did
# Goodbye, Norma Jean
# Though I never knew you at all
# You had the grace to hold yourself
# While those around you crawled
# Goodbye, Norma Jean
# From the young man in the 22nd row
# Who sees you as something more than sexual
# More than just our Marilyn Monroe
# And it seems to me you lived your life
# Like a candle in the wind
# Never knowing who to cling to
# When the rain set in
# And I would've liked to known you
# But I was just a kid
# Your candle burned out long before
# Your legend ever did
# Your candle burned out long before
# Your legend ever did. #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# You got, you got the cinema
# I bring the pop to the cinema
# Baby, you're cinema
# You got, you got the cinema
# I bring the pop to the cinema
# You pop when we get intimate. #