>> STARTS THE CLOCK. ♪ ♪
>> Bill: RIGHT HERE, WITH ME.
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Bill: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
OKAY.
ALL RIGHT SIT DOWN, WE ARE GOING
TO MAKE A SHOW.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, THANK YOU
VERY MUCH.
I KNOW, IT'S AN EXCITING TIME.
VERY EXCITING.
TOMORROW IS APRIL FOOLS' DAY.
ARE YOU PLANNING SOMETHING?
I LOVE APRIL FOOLS' DAY.
THE DAY WE TRY TO FOOL PEOPLE BY
TELLING SOME OUTRAGEOUS LIE.
OR, AS TRUMP CALLS IT,
"TWEETING."
OH, LET ME TELL YOU.
HE CAN TRY TO TWEET HIS WAY
OUT OF THIS RUSSIA STORY BUT
THIS SHIT AIN'T GOING NOWHERE.
THE COLD WA
REMEMBER THE COLD WAR?
WELL, IT IS BACK WITH ONE SMALL
DIFFERENCE.
THE OLD COLD WAR THE WHITE HOUSE
WAS ON OUR SIDE.
I MEAN, THERE'S SO MANY STRANDS
AND SMOKED THIS RUSSIA
CONNECTION BUT I GUESS THE BIG
HEADLINE THIS WEEK IS MICHAEL
FLYNN.
WE HAD HIM ON OUR SHOW.
I DON'T KNOW WHY HE CAME HERE,
BUT HE DID.
HE WAS THE NATIONAL SECURITY
ADVISOR FOR A HOT MINUTE AND HE
IS ASKING FOR IMMUNITY.
TO SING.
CANNOT WAIT TO HEAR WHAT HE HAS
TO SING.
BUT THIS IS THE GUY WHO LED THE
CHANCE AT THE CONVENTION, "LOCK
HER UP," AND HE ALSO SAID
ANYBODY ASKING FOR IMMUNITY IS
PROBABLY GUILTY.
SO...
YOU KNOW WHAT, MIKE, IF YOU
THINK HILLARY IS A BATCH, TRY
KARMA.
THIS RUSSIA STORY, THANK GOD
CONGRESSMAN DEVON NUNES IS ON
THE CASE.
[LAUGHTER]
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GUY?
THE DUMBEST THING TO COME OUT OF
CALIFORNIA SINCE DIANETICS.
NOW, LAST WEEK, NUNES, WHO IS
HEAD OF THE HOUSE INTELLIGENCE
COMMITTEE, WHICH ALMOST IS CRUEL
TO GIVE HIM THAT TITLE, HE WENT
BEHIND THE BACK OF THE
COMMITTEE, YOU SAW THIS, TO RUN
OVER TO THE WHITE HOUSE TO BACK
UP TRUMPS BOGUS CLAIMS THAT
OBAMA WIRETAPPED HIM.
TRUMP ASKED THEM TO DO A JOB.
HE DID IT.
THE BAD NEWS, HE LOST ALL HIS
CREDIBILITY.
THE GOOD NEWS, HE JUST WON "THE
APPRENTICE."
SO THAT WAS LAST WEEK.
THIS WEEK WE FOUND OUT THE
INFORMATION THAT NUNES HAD TOLD
THE WHITE HOUSE HE LEARNED AT
E WHITE HOUSE.
THAT'S RIGHT.
NUNES SAID HE NEEDED TO GO TO
THE WHITE HOUSE TO TELL THEM
WHAT HE LEARNED FROM THEM THE
DAY BEFORE.
FROM THREE WHITE HOUSE STAFFERS
WHO TOLD NUNES THIS THING I JUST
TOLD YOU, COME BACK TOMORROW AND
TELL US.
THESE PEOPLE ARE SUCH CLOWNS.
YOU KNOW WHO THE PERSON IN THE
WHOLE SUCKIN ECOSPHERE OF TRUMP
I EXPECT THE MOST?
MELANIA.
THE ONLY ONE WITH THE COMMON
SENSE TO SAY FUCK THIS, I'M
STAYING IN NEW YORK.
I DON'T WANT TO GO ANYWHERE NEAR
THIS DUMPSTERIRE.
AND SPEAKING OF DUMPSTER FIRES,
THIS IS SO SAD, BUT YOU KNOW,
ELECTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES.
THIS WEEK, TRUMP ORDERED THE EPA
TO DISMANTLE ALL OF OBAMA'S
EFFORTS TO COMBAT GLOBAL WARMIN
WAING.
MILEAGE STANDARDS FOR CARDS,
GONE.
BANNED THE USE OF THE PHRASE,
YOU CAN'T EVEN SAY "CLIMATE
CHANGE" ANYMORE AROUND THE
WHITE HOUSE.
SIGNED AN EXECUTIVE ORDER WITH
THE COAL MINERS, WE ARE GOING TO
BRING BACK COLD.
WERE GOING TO BRING BACK YOUR
JOBS.
WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH TRUMP
AND COAL MINS?
DO THEY HAVE A VIDEO OF HIM
GETTING PICKED ON?
WHEN OBAMA WAS CHANNELING MONEY
AND FUNDS TO GREEN ENERGY
COMPANIES REPUBLICANS WERE
ALWAYS SAYING OH,E'S PICKING
WINNERS.
YEAH, AT LEAST HE WAS PICKING
WINNERS FROM THE FUTURE.
HE'S NOT PICKING WINNERS FROM
THE 19TH CENTURY.
THAT'S LIKE SAYING, WE'VE GOT TO
GET THOSE BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO
CLERKS BACK TO WORK, GOT TO GE
THEM BACK IN THE STORE.
I'M SO UPSET, MY TIE IS CROOKED.
EVEN CORPORATIONS, YES,
CORPORATIONS ARE SPEAKING OUT
AGAINST TRUMPS CLIMATE POLICY.
LEVIS, STAPLES, THEY'VE GOT
EXXON.
I'M NOT KIDDING.
M&MS SAID IT'S GOTTEN SO BAD OUR
PRODUCT MELTS IN YOUR HAND.
AND TRUMP IS ALSO FEUDING WITH
HIS OWN PARTY, YOU KNOW, THE
FREEDOM CAUCUS, USED TO BE THE
TEA PARTY, NOW IT'S THE FREEDOM
CAUCUS, THEY ARE THE ONE WHO'S
WHO SCUTTLED HIS HEALTH CARE
BILL LAST WEEK.
AND THE FREEDOM CAUCUS IS 29
WHITE MEN AND THEY ARE VERY
CONSERVATIVE.
THEY DO NOT APPROVE OF TRUMP'S
POLICY GRABBING, THEY BELIEVE IN
HANDLING A WOMAN'S GENITALS THRH
LEGISLATN.
THEY ARE VERY CONSERVATIVE.
I AM SURE THEY DID NOTIKE WHAT
HAPPENED YESTERDAY IN
NORTH CAROLINA.
DID YOU SEE THAT?
THEY REPEALED THEIR BATHROOM
BILL WHICH RESTRICTED
TRANSGENDER PEOPLE.
PEE AT LAST, PEE AT LAST, THANK
GOD ALMIGHTY WE CAN PEE AT LAST.
REMEMBER WHAT TRUMP SAID ABOUT
HEALTH CARE, NOBODY KNEW.
NOBODY KNEW.
BUT THAT'S THE THEME NOW.
THAT ALSO APPLIES TO THE WALL
THEY ARE GOING TO BUILD ALONG
THE MEXICAN BORDER.
NOBODY KNEW.
THEY IDENTIFY JUST NOW A NEW
PROBLEM, A TINY PROBLEM, THEY
JUST FOUND OUT THAT 889 MILES OF
THE BORDER IS THE RIO GRANDE
RIVER AT WHICH WE SHARE WITH
MEXICO AND IF WE BUILD A WALL ON
OUR SIDE WE ARE GIVING THEM THE
WHOLE RIVER.
OOPS.
AND YET, AND YET HIS APPROVAL
RATING IS STILL 35%.
I DON'T KNOW WHO THESE 35% ARE,
BUT CAN WE BUILD A WALL AROUND
THEM?
ALL RIGHT.
WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW.
RICK SANTORUM HERE AND GENERAL
MICHAEL HAYDEN IS HERE, AND THEN
LATER WILL BE SPEAKING WITH
PULITZER PRIZE WINNER JOSE
HE'S A LONGTIME CONFIDANT OF OUR
CURRENT PRESIDENT AND NOW AUTHOR
OF "THE MAKING OF THE PRESIDENT
2016: HOW DONALD TRUMP
ORCHESTRATED A REVOLUTION" ,"
DONALD TRUMP'S ALBINO ASSASSIN,
ROGER STONE.
ROGER.
NOW, YOU DON'T MIND THAT I CALL
U HIALBINO ASSASSIN, DO YOU?
>> NO COMRADE, I MEAN BILL.
>> Bill: LET'S START WITH THAT
BECAUSE WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER A
LONG TIME.
I KNOW YOU'LL BE STRAIGHT WITH
ME.
IT LOOKS LIKE DONALD TRUMP AND
HIS CRIME FAMILY WERE INSTALLED
BY RUSSIA TO LOOT AND DESTROY
AMERICA.
AS A LONGTIME REPUBLICAN,
LIFELONG REPUBLICAN WHO CUT HIS
TEETH WORKING FOR RICHARD NIXON,
QUITE A COLD WARRIOR, DOES IT
GIVE YOU ANY SORT OF UNEASE THAT
WE ARE STILL IN TOUCH WITH THE
EVIL EMPIRE THESE DAYS?
>> NOT REALLY.
IF YOU LOOK AT THE OBAMA-CLINTON
IN CRIMEA, SYRIA, WE DIDN'TOLLED
STOP THEM, WE CONTINUED SELLING
THEM.
THEY REALLY ROLLED OVER FROM THE
LAST ADMINISTRATION PAIRED
THAT'S WHAT IT COMES DOWN TO, DO
WE WANT TO GO TO WAR OVER SYRIA?
THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ABOUT.
>> Bill: THIS IS NOT ABOUT
SYRIA IT'S ABOUT OUR ELECTION.
IT'S ABOUT AMERICA, NOTYRIA.
IT'S NOT ABOUT SYRIA, IT'S ABOUT
AMERICA.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> IT'S ABOUT REPORT.
IT'S ABOUT THE BUSHES AND THE
CLINTONS WHO GAVE US WAR AND THE
CHANCES THAT YOU CAN NEGOTIATE A
PEACE BEFORE IT CREATES A PROXY
WAR IN SYRIA.
>> Bill: I KNOW THAT YOUR
FAVORITE POSITION MUST BE MUDDY
WATERS BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT YOU
ALWAYS DO.
>> I JUST WANT TO GIVE PEACE A
CHANCE.
>> Bl: BUT IT'S FUNNY YOU
MENTION WAR BECAUSE BOTH
DICK CHENEY, NOT EXACTLY A
LIBERAL, AND JOHN McCAIN, SAME
THING, HAVE SAID THIS HACKING OF
AN ACT OF WAR.OULD BE CONSIDERED
>> IF WE HAD SOME EVIDENCE OR
PROOF OF IT.
>> Bill: THAT'S INTERESTING.
>> WHAT WE HAVE IS INFERENCE.
>> Bill:ENAT MARK WARNER
WHO IS HEAD OF THE INTELLIGENCE
COMMITTEE IN THE SENATE, OKAY,
THE FIRST THING OUT OF HIS MOUTH
THE OTHER DAY WHEN HE WAS ASKED
ABOUT THIS, HE SAID THERE'S
HE SAID AN INDIVIDUAL -- >> THAT
WOULD BE ME.
SPOON ASSOCIATED WITH THE TRUMP
CAMPAIGN ACCURATELY PREDICTED
THE RELEASE OF HACKED EMAILS
BEFORE IT HAPPEN.
THIS SAME INDIVIDUAL, YOU, ALSO
ADMITS TO BEING IN CONTACT WHO
ALL OF OUR INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES
SAY IS RUSSIAN MILITARY
INTELLIGENCE.
>> I DISPUTE THAT.
BUT LET'S TAKE THEM ONE BY ONE.
I HAVE NEVER SAID THAT I HAD
ADVANCED KNOWLEDGE OF THE
HACKING OF PODESTA'S EMAILS.
>> Bill: YOU SAID HIS TIME IN
E BARREL IS COMING UP.
IT'S BECAUSE THERE'S BEEN OVER A
HUNDRED STORIES WRITTEN FROM
THAT TIME TO ELECTION DAY ABOUT
HIS BUSINESS DEALINGS IN RUSSIA.
BANK DEALS, GAS DEALS, AND
OTHERS.
THAT'S WHAT I'M INCLUDING TWO.
>> Bill: BUT THIS GUY --
SPEAK OF THE INFERENCE THAT MY
TWITTER EXCHANGE CONSTITUTES >>
Bill: NOT TWITTER, DIRECT MAIL
MAIL.
>> Bill: IT WAS NOT SUPPOSED
TO BE PUBLIC.
>> I RELEASED IT.
NO ONE ELSE RELEASED IT.
THAT IS ABSOLUTELY TRUE.
I THINK YOU RELEASED AFTER IT
BECAME PUBLIC.
>> I PEEKED RELEASED AFTER IT
BECAME KNOWN THAT IT EXISTED
WHICH COULD ONLY BE KNOWN, IT
CAN ONLY BE KNOWN IF MY TWITTER
FEED HAD BEEN HACKED.
AND I RELEASED IT.
IT'S BENIGN.
IT'S INNOCUOUS.
SPOON T HE'S WHAT HE SAID --
>> Bill: IF YOU'RE GOING TO
ENGAGE IN ESPIONAGE, OR ARE YOU
GOING TO DO IT ON TWITTER?
A >> Bill: YOU'RE REALLY
ASKING THAT WITH TRUMP IN THE
WHITE USE?
HERE'S WHAT HE SAID ABOUT YOU.
APPARENTLY HE'S A BIG FAN PET HE
SAID I'M PLEASED TO SAY YOU ARE
A GREAT MAN.
>> HE'S ROMANIAN, WHY ARE YOU
SAYING THAT IN A RUSSIAN ACCENT?
>> Bill: PLEASE TELL ME IF I
CAN HELP YOU ANYHOW.
SAME DAY HE SAID ROGER SNE,
PAYING YOU BACK.
>> THAT'S VERY SIMPLE.
HE'S REFERRING COME AT THE TOP
THAT EMAIL EXCHANGE, TO AN
ARTICLE I WROTE ON AUGUST 5TH
FOR BREITBART IN WHICH I ARGUED
THAT HE IS THE ONE WHO HACKED
THE DNC.
>> Bill: YOU SAID HE IS A
HERO.
>> I THINK HE IS A HERO.
I'M OPPOSED TO THE DEEP-SEA AND
I THINK THEY NEED TO BE EXPOSED.
>> Bill: LET'S PLAY TRUTH OR
DARE NOW.
AND WERE NOT NOT GOING TO DARE
U REALLY THINK, AS A LOT OF
REPUBLICANS DO, THAT THE
DEMOCRATS ARE MORE OF AN
EXISTENTIAL THREAT TO AMERICA
THAN RUSSIA?
>> I WOULDN'T SAY THAT AT ALL.
[LAUGHTER]
>> Bill: I THINK YOU DO AND I
THINK ANYTHING IT TAKES TO KEEP
THE DEMOCRATS OUT OF POWER.
I THINK YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE IT.
>> I WOULD LIKE TO SEE A
DEMOCRATIC PARTY WHO WOULD STAND
UP STAND
UP TO ISLAMIC TERRORISM, THAT
WOULD PROTECT CHRISTIANS AND
WOMEN AND THEY DON'T SEEM TO BE
INCLINED TO DO THAT.
>> Bill: LET'S NOT GET TO A
PLACE WHERE AEE.
[LAUGHTER]
>> Bill: ALL RIGHT.
TRUMP WAS ASKED ON
FEBRUARY 16TH, CAN YOU SAY
WHETHER YOU ARE AWARE THAT
ANYONE WHO ADVISED HER CAMPAIGN
HAD CONTACTS WITH RUSSIA?
AND HE SAID NO.
NOBODY THAT I KNOW IT.
NOBODY.
SO HE DOESN'T KNOU.
HE DOESN'T KNOW HIS SON-IN-LAW.
COUNICATIONS WITH GUCCIFER AT
20 CONSTITUTES COLLUSION --
>> Bill: CAN YOU SAY THAT YOU
ARE AWARE THAT ANYBODY WHO
ADVISED HERPAIGN HAD
CONTACTS WITH RUSSIA.
THIS IS PROVEN THAT ALL THESE
PEOPLE HAD CONTACTS.
>> I DON'T CONCEDE THAT GUCCIFER
IS A RUSSIAN.
IF YOU GO ONLINE YOU WILL SEE --
>> Bill: BUT THEY MET WITH THE
AMBASSADOR WHO WAS KNOWN AS THE
TOP RECRUITER OF SPIES IN THIS
COUNTRY.
YOU CAN'T DENY THAT THEY HAVE
CONTACTS WITH RUSSIA AND HE SAID
NOBODY THAT I KNOW IT.
THIS IS JUST A GIANT, OBVIOUS
LIE.
HE KNOWS YOU.
HE KNOWS MANNA FORT, HE KNOWS
HIS SON-IN-LAW.
>> I'VE HAD NO CONTACT WITH
RUSSIANS BUT LET'S BE CLEAR,
"THE NEW YORK TIMES" SAYS THAT
THEY HAVE EMAILS, RECORDS OF
FINANCIAL TRANSACTIONS, THEN ON
THE 30TH THEY HAD TRANSCRIPTS
FROM TELEPHONE CALLS.
OKAY, WHERE ARE THEY CUSTOMER
PRODUCE THEM, LET'S EVEN, LET'S
HEAR THEM.
SPOON BUT WE HAVE MEETINGS.
MICHAEL FLYNN IS ASKING FOR
IMMUNITY BECAUSE HE HAD CONTACTS
WITH RUSSIA.
TRUMP KNOWS MICHAEL FLYNN SO
THAT'S A LIE.
LET'S TALK ABOUT MICHAEL FLYNN.
HE SAYS HE HAS A STORY TO TELL.
TELL ME HIS STORY.
WHAT IS THE STORY?
WHAT DO YOU THINK HIS STORY IS?
>> BUT HERE'S WHAT I DO KNOW.
I'M NOT ASKING FOR IMMUNITY AND
I WAS MALIGNED BY MEMBERS OF THE
COMMUNITY THAT SAID THINGS THAT
WERE FALSE, AND I SHOULD HAVE
THE CHANCE TO RESPOND IN THE
SAME FORUM.
AND ION'TEED A SUBPOENA.
I DON'T NEED IMMUNITY.
I WANTED TO BE IN PUBLIC NOT
BEHIND CLOSED DOORS BUT LET'S
GO, I'M READY.
>> Bill: WE'VE HAD YOU ON THIS
SHOW, BUT I DON'T WANT TO SEE
YOU IN PRIWITH THAT NIXON
TATTOO ON YOUR BACK.
>> YOU'RE JUST UPSET BECAUSE I'M
THE ONLY GUY YOU KNOW WITH A
DICK ON THE FRONT AND ON THE
BACK.
>> Bill: I'LL GIVE YOU THAT
ONE.
DONALD TRUMP, JR., SAID THIS.
RUSSIANS MAKE UP A PRETTY
DISPROPORTIONATE CROSS-SECTION
OF A LOT OF OUR ASSETS.
AND EN HE SAID THERE'S A LOT
OF MONEY POURING IN FROM RUSSIA.
HIS BROTHER, ERIC TRUMP SAID, WE
HAVE NO ASSETS IN RUSSIA.
WE HAVE NO DEBT IN RUSSIA.
I THINK WE HELD A MISS UNIVERSE
IN RUSSIA, LIKE HE DOESN'T KNOW
THAT, OKAY, THIS IS CALLED NOT
GETTING YOUR STORY STRAIGHT.
WHICH ONE OF THESE TWO SONS OF
DONALD TRUMP IS LYING?
BECAUSE ONE SIDE RUSSIANS MAKE
UP A PRETTY DISPROPORTIONATE
CROSS-SECTION OF OUR ASSETS AND
ONE SAID WE HAVE NO ASSETS IN
RUSSIA.
>> WHEN YOU RUN FOR PRESIDENT
YOU HAVE TO FILE AN EXTENSION
FOR FINANCIAL DISCLOSURE.
BOTH CANDIDATES DID THAT.
>> Bill: BUT WHICH ONE IS
LYING?
>> IS A PRIVATELY HELD COMPANY
SO I DON'T KNOW.
BUT THE FINANCIAL DISCLOSURE
SHOWED NO RUSSIAN ASSETS.
>> Bill: BUT WHY DOES HE SAY
WE HAVE A PRETTY
DISPROPORTIONATE CROSS-SECTION
OF ASSETS AND THE OTHER ONES AS
WE HAVE NO ASSETS?
HE ALSO SAID WE DON'T HAVE ANY
PROPERTIES IN RUSSIA?
RUSSIA HAS PROPERTIES HERE, LIKE
THE WHITE HOUSE.
[APPLAUSE]
>> Bill: A GUY NAMED CLINTON
WATTS, HE USED TO BE WITH THE
FBI SAID THIS WEEK, IF YOU WANT
TO GET THE BOTTOM OF THIS,
FOLLOW THE TRAIL OF DEAD
RUSSIANS.
AND THERE HAVE BEEN A LOT OF
DEAD RUSSIANS LATELY, PEOPLE WHO
HAVE KNOWLEDGE SINCE ALL THIS
CAME ABOUT THE HACKING AND SO
FORTH.
NOW YOU DON'T REALLY PLAN TO SIT
THERE AND TELL ME PUTIN WASN'T
RESPONSIBLE, A GUY WAS THROWN
OUT OF THE WINDOW.
THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN JUST BECAUSE
HE SLIPPED ON THE BUTTER?
ALL THIS HAPPEN TO YOU.RETY
>> Bill: WHAT?
THAT'S YOUR ANSWER?
>> LET'S LET THE PRESIDENT
ORDERED THE RELEASE OF ALL
DOCUMENTS PERTAINING TO ALLEGED
COLLUSION WITH THE RUSSIANS.
>> Bill: BUT YOU SAID YOU
YOURSELF WERE POISONED.
>> I THINK I WAS.
>> Bill: AND YOU ARE ON THEIR
SIDE.
>> I'M NOT ON THEIR SIDE.
I'M A PATRIOTIC AMERICAN.
>> Bill: I FORGOT.
BUT WHY WERE YOU POISONED?
>> BECAUSE I THINK A LOT OF
PEOPLE WOULD NOT LIKE ME TO
TESTIFY BECAUSE I WILL PUT THE
LIE TO THIS WRETCHED MYTH.
I NEVER HAD ANY CONTACTS WITH
THE RUSSIAN STATE TO MY
KNOWLEDGE, NO ONE ELSE IN THE
CAMPAIGN DEAD.
I THINK PERHAPS THE DEMOCRATS
COULD GET OVER THE FACT THAT
THEY SPENT ABOUT TWO AND A HALF
BILLION DOLLARS, TRUMP SPENT
ABOUT 278 MILLION AND THEY LOST.
THAT'S WHAT THIS IS REALLY ABOU
ABOUT.
>> Bill: ACTUALLY THEY WON, BY
YES.
BY THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE THEY
LOST.
OKAY.
BUT THE GUY YOU DO TALK TO HIS
DONALD TRUMP.
>> FROM TIME TO TIME.
>> Bill: WHEN DONALD TRUMP
SAYS I'M HEARING, I'M HEARING,
THAT'S YOU.
IS IT?
>> Bill: I THINK IT IS.
YOU BEEN ON THIS SINCE 1998.
>> NOBODY PUTS WORDS IN HIS
MOUTH.
>> Bill: BUT THEY PUT WORDS IN
HIS HEAD.
AND IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO DO.
>> HE JUST WON A HISTORIC
ELECTION FOR SOMEEASON AND THE
REASON IS NOT RUSSIAN COLLUSION.
>> Bill: THAT WAS IN THE MIX.
WE FOUND OUT THIS WEEK THAT
1,000 RUSSIAN TROLLS WERE
PUTTING FAKE NEWS STORIES ABOUT
HILLARY CLINTON OUT THERE.
>> WHO TOLD US THAT, THE CIA?
THE GUYS THAT TOLD US ABOUT
BENGHAZI OR TORTURE IN ABU DHABI
PRISON?
THEIR TRACK RECORD ON HONESTY IS
NOT TOO GOOD.
>> Bill: SOME OF THAT IS NOT
ABOUT HONESTY.
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THE IRAQ
WAR.
A LOOF THE PEOPLE IN THE CIA
DISAGREED WITH THE FINDINGS OF
THE DIRECTOR.
>> THAT'S HAPPENING TODAY TOO.
>> Bill: SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
LET'S ASK A MORE GENERAL
QUESTION.
YOU BEEN IN TRUMP'S CORNER FOR A
LONG TIME.
YOU'VE SEEN HIM BE PRESIDENT FOR
SOMEBODY OR SO DAYS.
ANY BUYER'S REMORSE OR ANYTHING
THAT GIVES YOU PAUSE?
>> FOR THE FIRST YEAR OF HIS
PRESIDENCY, FIRST TWO YEARS THE
COURTSND THE CONTRAST WILL DO
EVERYTHING FRANKLIN ROOSEVELT
WANTED TO DO.
YOU CAN'T JUMP TO MIKE JUDGE OF
PRESIDENCY ON A COUPLE OF MONTH
MONTHS.
I HOPE THINK THAT HIS VOTERS
WILL WANT TO SEE HIM FIGHT FOR
EVERYTHING.
IT'S NOT THAT THE BAND GETS
SNATCHED ON ITS THAT HE KEEPS
TRYING TO PASS IT.
SPOON BUT STEVE BANNON ONCE SAID
THAT WE ARE IN THE TROUBLE WE'RE
IN BECAUSE OF THE '60s CULTURE
OF NARCISSISM.
NARCISSISM.
IS THAT THE ISSUE?
>> I DON'T THINK THAT'S THE
REASON WE ARE IN THE TROUBLE
THAT WE ARE IN.
>> Bill: I THERE AN ISSUE
WITH DONALD TRUMP AND
NARCISSISM?
>> I DON'T THINK THAT'S THE
OVERRIDING NATIONAL PROBLEM.
WE ARE IN THE TOP THAT WE WERE
IN BECAUSE THE BUSH-CLINTON-
BUSH-CLINTON-BUSH-OBAMA
CONTINUING HAS GOTTEN US ENDLESS
WAR, CORROSION OF OUR CIVIL
LIBERTIES, MASSIVE DEBT AND
SPENDING, SPYING ON US, AND A
FOREIGN POLICY THAT'S
INCOHERENT.
>> Bill: LEFT AND ON A
POSITIVE NOTE.
THERE'S AN ISSUE WE AGREE ON.
MARIJU
YOU THINK JEFF SESSIONS IS
WRONG.
>> COMPLETELY WRONG.
>> Bill: TO BE SUCH A HARD ASS
ON MARIJUANA.
IS THAT BECAUSE YOU YOURSELF ARE
A ROGER STONER?
>> ONLY WHEN I'M IN THE STATES
WHERE IT'S LEGAL.
WE>> Bill: WE LOOKED AT OUR LOG,
THIS IS OUR 428 SHOW.
SO WE HAVE A CAKE COMING OUT
LATER.
WOULD YOU DO ME THE HONOR OF
BRINGING OUT THE 420 CAKE?
>> I WOULD BE HAPPY TO.
TRUMP SAID WE SHOULD LET THE
STATES TO DECIDE AND HE IS
ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
>> Bill: AS LONG AS HE DOESN'T
GO BACK ON HIS WORD.
THANK YOU, ROGER STONE, I WISH
YOU GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR
TESTIMONRED ROGER STONE,
EVERYBODY.
THERE HE GOES.
LET'S MEET OUR PANEL.
OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
I TRY EVERY WEEK.
OKAY.
HERE'S OUR PANEL.
HE'S THE ONLY PERSON TO HAVE RUN
BOTH THE C.I.A. AND THE N.S.A.
HIS NEW BOOK IS "PLAYING TO THE
EDGE: AMERICAN INTELLIGENCE IN
THE AGE OF TERROR" NOW AVAILABLE
IN PAPERBACK:
GENERAL MICHAEL HAYDEN.
GENERAL, HOW ARE YOU DOING?
[CHES AND APPLAUSE]
SHE'S THE PRESIDENT OF THE
CENTER FOR AMERICAN PROGRESS:
NEERA TANDEN.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
HE'S THE FORMER U.S. SENATOR FOR
PENNSYLVANIA AND 2016 REPUBLICAN
CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT:
RICK SANTORUM.
[APPLAUSE]
SO LIKE I SAID THERE ARE SO MANY
STORIES AND STRANDS GOING ON
ESCIAL WITH THIS RUSSIA
STORY, IT'S HARD TO KEEP UP.
BUT THIS THING ABOUT A THOUSAND
RUSSIAN TROLLS PUTTING OUT FAKE
NEWS STORIES, ESPECIALLY IN THE
SWING STATES, I MEAN, THEY SEEM
TO BE TARGETG PRTY
SPECIFICALLY.
PEOPLE ARE STUPID ENOUGH IN
ELECTIONS.
THIS IS WHAT THE FOUNDERS WERE
MOST AFRAID OF.
THEY DIDN'T BELIEVE IN PEOPLE'S
WISDOM.
THEY PREVENTED MOST OF THEM FROM
VOTING.
>> ARE YOU CALLING FOR A CHANGE
IN THE CONSTITUTION?
>> Bill: I'M JUST POINTING OUT
THAT IF WE WENT BACK TO WHAT THE
ELECTORAL COLLEGE WAS ORIGINALLY
SUPPOSED TO DO, IT WAS SUPPOSED
TO PREVENTD TRUMP, NOT
ELECT HIM.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Bill: BUT THAT ASIDE,
RUSSIA IS DOING THIS WITH OTHER
ELECTION, NOT JUST OURS, IN
WESTERN EUROPE?
I WORRY IN THE AGE OF THE
INTERNET AND WITH PEOPLE LIKE
RUSSIA WHO DO NOT BELIEVE IN
DEMOCRACY WHETHER WE WILL EVER
BE ABLE TO HAVE AN ELECTION
AGAIN THAT WE CAN BELIEVE IN?
IS THAT AN UNFOUNDED?
>> I THINK RUSSIA AND PROBABLY
OTHERS WHO ARE USING SIAL
MEDIA, A WHOLE VARIETY OF OTHER
THINGS TO TRY TO INFLUENCE THE
SELECTION, JUST LIKE A LOT OF
OTHER AMERICANS WERE PUTTING UP
FALSE INFORMATION ON BOTH SIDES
OF THE AISLE.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS ON SOCIAL
MEDIA.
LOTS OF FALSE INFORMATION GETS
THROWN OUT THERE, GET SPREAD
AROUND.
RUSSIANS WERE PROBABLY PT OF
THAT.
IS THIS A PROBLEM, SURE IT'S A
PROBLEM FOR IT BUT I DON'T THINK
YOU CAN SAY THAT THIS WAS
SOMEHOW DETERMINED IT OF THE
SELECTION NUMBER ONE, OR, NO, I
DON'T THINK IT WAS AT ALL.
THERE WERE MUCH BIGGER FACTORS
AT PLAY HERE INCLUDING THE
COMPETENCY OF THE DEMOCRATIC
CANDIDATE.
>> Bill: THAT WAS A FACTOR,
ABSOLUTELY, BUT YOU CAN'T SAY
THAT IT DIDN'T PLAY A PART IN
THE ELECTION WAS SQUEAKY CLEAN?
I DON'T THINK IT PLAYED A
MAJOR ROLE.
I REALLY DON'T.
I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE ANY
EVIDENCE THAT A THOUSAND TROLLS
MADE A DIFFERENCE IN THE
ELECTION.
THERE WERE MUCH BIGGER ISSUES AT
STAKE HERE AND THE PLACES HE
WON, OR DONALD TRUMP WON HE WON
BECAUSE OF HIS MESSAGE THAT HE
WAS GOING TO FIGHT FOR
BLUE-COLLAR AMERICANS AND THAT
WAS THE OVERRIDING REASON PEOPLE
CAME TO THE POLLS AND VOTING FOR
HIM.
>> THE REALITY IS WE KNOW THAT
THE RUSSIANS WERE TRYING TO
ATTACK HILLARY BOTH FROM THE
LEFT AND THE RIGHT.
YOU SOME MESSAGES THAT WERE
DESIGNED TO PRESWHAT YOU
WOULD CONSIDER THEM A CREDIT
TURN OUT AND DEMOCRATIC TURNOUT
GOT DEPRESSED IN CERTAIN STATES.
I THINK IT'S FASCINATING THAT
PEOPLE USED TO LECTURE US ABOUT
RUSSIA'S ROLE AND FIGHTING
COMMUNISM AND FIGHTING RUSSIA
OVER THE LAST 30 YEARS ARE NOW
LIKE, RUSSIA HAD SOME THING TO
DO WITH OUR ELECTION BUT WE
CAN'T PROVE IT DID ANYTHING TOO
MUCH.
THE FACT THAT THEY DID ANYTHING
SHOULD MAKE DEMOCRATS AND
REPUBLICANS WORRY.
BUT WHAT I THINK IS A BIGGER
ISSUE HERE IS THAT WE FACE A
LARGE PROBLEM WHICH IS WE HAVE A
STATE ACTOR THAT INTERVENED IN
OUR ELECTIONS, ACCORDING TO THE
COUNTENTELLIGENCE FORCES, THEY
INTERVENED IN OUR ELECTIONS,
THEY'RE TRYING TO INTERVENE IN
THE FRENCH ELECTIONS AND
PROBABLY IN THE GERMAN ELECTIONS
AND IT'S HARD, AS A FREE COUNTRY
TO RESPOND BAUSE WE ARE NOT
GOING TO DO ANYTHING IN THEIR
ELECTIONS.
THERE'S NOTHING THAT WE ARE
ANSWERING AND IT WOULD BE GREAT
IF YOU DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS
COME TOGETHER AND SAY THIS IS A
VIOLATION OF DEMOCRACY AND WE
ARE GOING TO STAND TOGETHER
INSTEAD OF USING IT FOR PARTISAN
GAIN WHICH IS WHAT DONALD TRUMP
DID IN THIS ELECTION.
>> THE RUSSIANS PUT THEIR THUMB
ON T SCA.
THEY HAD AN EFFECT.
IT'S NOT IN EFFECT WE CAN
MEASURE.
IT'S NOT JUST UNKNOWN.
IT'S UNKNOWABLE.
THEY DID PUT THEIR THUMB ON THE
SCALE.
IN OUR BUSINESS, THAT WAS CALLED
A COVERT INFLUENCE CAMPAIGN AND
IT'S THE MOST SUCCESSFUL
CORPORATE INFLUENCE CAMPAIGN IN
HISTORY.
>> Bl: DISINFORMATION.
ISN'T THAT WHAT THEY USED TO
CALL IT?
>> IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE
DISINFORMATION BEARD THERE'S NO
EVIDENCE THAT THEY CHANGED THE
EMAILS.
THEY STOLE THEM, ROLLED THEM
BACK INTO OUR SYSTEM.
>> Bill: BUT I'M TALKING ABOUT
FAKE NEWS.
THAT'S DISINFORMATION.
>> THAT IS ABSOLUTELY
DISINFORMATION.
BUT THE IMPORTANT THING I WANT
TO POINT OUT HERE THOUGH IS WE
BEAR SOME RESPONSIBILITY, NOT
JUST CLEANING UP AND TURNING
OVER ALL THE ROCKS SO WE CAN
BETTER DEFEND OURSELVES, BUT AS
AN AGENCY THAT MAY HAVE DONE
COVERT INFLUENCE AT SOME POINT
IN ITS PAST, YOU CAN'T CREATE
FISSURES IN A SOCIETY, COVERT
INFLUENCE WORKS WHEN FEATURES
EXIST AND YOU DRIVE A WEDGE INTO
THE PRE-EXISTING FISSURES AND
GET THE RUSSIANS CREDIT.
THEY MAY HAVE KNOWN US BETTER
THAN WE KNOW OURSELVES.
>> Bill: SO YOU KNOW GENERAL
FLYNN, YOU MET AT THE GENERAL'S
CLUB, HE'S A TIGHTLY WOUND SKY.
FOR HIM TO BE ABLE TO SAY, I'M
GOING TO BASICALLY TURNED STATES
EVIDENCE ON DONALD TRUMP, THERE
MUST BE SOMETHING, SOMETHING
GOING ON THAT HE'S VERY AFRAID
OF.
WHAT DO YOU THINK HE'S GOI TO
SAY?
>> YOU KNOW, THERE MAY BE LESS
THERE THAN WE EXPECTED.
THIS MAY SIMPLY BE HIS LAWYER'S
GAMBIT TO GET HIM OUT FIRST AND
WITH IMMUNITY, PROMISING,
TEASING THAT THERE IS A MORE
THERE THAN HE MIGHT ACTUALLY
HAVE.
I JUST DON'T KNOW.
>> Bill: WEARS IS GOING TO BE
IN SIX MONTHS?
>> IT'S JUST BEEN TWO WEEKS
SINCE THE FBI TOLD THE COUNTRY
THAT THEY HAVE DONALD TRUMP
UNDER INVESTIGATION IN A
COUNTERINTELLIGENCE
INVESTIGATION, SO THESE EVENTS
ARE DEFINITELY MOVING BUT
WATERGATE TOOK A YEAR.
IT TOOK AN EFFORT OF REALLY
INVESTIGATING AT LOW, LOW LEVELS
AND MOVING UP AND I THINK WERE
IN THE SAME SITUATION.
I THINK I LOOK FORWARD TO SALLY
YAFINALLY TESTIFYING AND
TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT WHAT
HAPPENED AND I FIND IT
INCREDIBLE THAT REPUBLICANS IN
THE HOUSE ARE STOPPING HER FROM
TESTIFYING.
WE DESERVE TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENE
HAPPENED.
WE DESERVE TO HAVE THE FACT THAT
PEOPLE ARE RUNNING TO DEFEND
THIS AND BEING HONEST IS A
DISSERVICE.
>> Bill: BUT HALF THE COUNTRY
ESN'T CARE ABOUT THE SPREAD
THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT THE OTHER
STORY THAT MADE ME ALMOST CRY
THIS WEEK ABOUT CLIMATE.
I MEAN, DONALD TRUMP, THE DAY HE
GOT ELECTED, THE DAY THE EARTH
STOOD STILL, I THOUGHT MAYBE HE
HAS A CHANCE.
REMEMBER HE HAD AL GORE OVER TO
TRUMP TOWER?
OKAY, BUT IT WAS ALL BULL SHIT,
BECAUSE HE ROLLED BACK
EVERYTHING.
IT ROLLED BACK FL EFFICIENCY
STANDARDS FOR CARS AN END DID
RESEARCH ON CLIMATE CHANGE.
CAN'T EVEN SAY THE WORD, THE
CLEAN POWER STRATEGY GETTING RID
OF COAL.
YOU TELL ME, RICK.
I NEVER UNDERSTAND WHAT
REPUBLICANS DON'T GET ABOUT, YOU
HAVE TO BREATHE TOO.
YOU DO REALIZE, YOU DO REALIZE
THAT WHEN THERE'S MORE COAL
BURNED, MORE PEOPLE GET CANCER?
THAT'S ONE OF MANY THINGS THAT
IS A RESULT OF GLOBAL WARMING,
BUT CANCER?
CANCER?
>> YOU DO KNOW THAT THE EPA
DIRECTOR UNDER OBAMA'S AT THE
CLEAN POWER INITIATIVE WOULD
HAVE NO EFFECT BUT SHE SAID
THAT.
NO EFFECT ON MAN-MADE CO2
SAID BAIRD GO LOOK IT.HAT SHE
SHE DID.
SO THE BOTTOM LINE IS IT'S NOT A
MATTER OF WHETHER WE BELIEVE OR
YOU BELIEVE THAT MADE CO2
EMISSIONS ARE CAUSING GLOBAL
WARMINGT WHAT LOGICAL
THINGS CAN YOU DO ABOUT IT?
>> Bill: STOP THROWING CARBON
IN THE AIR.
IT'S NOT BRAIN SURGERY!
>> A VAST MAJORITY OF NEW CO2
EMISSIONS ARE NOT COMING FROM
THE UNITED STATES, THEY'RE
COMING FROM CHINA AND INDIA.
>> BUT THEY HAVE DECLINED.
SPOON THOSE COUNTRIES GET I
>> NO THEY DON'T.
THEY ARE BUILDING COAL POWER
PLANTS RIGHT NOW IN CHINA, THEY
ARE BUILDING THEM IN INDIA.
SO THE IDEA THAT THE
UNITED STATES BY DOING THINGS ON
THE RGIN- COAT >> Bill: WE
USED TO BE THE LEADER.
>> WE DO.
WERE NOT DOING IT THROUGH
GOVERNMENT INTERVENTION, IN THE
FREE MARKET OF MOVING THE WAY
E COUNTRY WANTED TO MOVE.
>> THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE
FROM ANY PERSPECTIVE.
IN THE UNITED STATES THERE ARE
5-1 RENEWABLE JOBS TO COLD JOBS
SO WHAT THAT TRUMP
ADMINISTRATION, THAT IS
ABSOLUTELY FALSE, YOU'RE JUST
MAKING THINGS UP.
YOU'RE JUST MAKING THAT UP.
>> Bill: YOU ARE JUST MAKING
THAT UP.
SOLAR IS A BIG BUSINESS.
>> IT SUPPORTED BY GOVERNMENT
SUBSIDIES.
>> THERE ARE PLENTY OF PARTS OF
THE COUNTRY IN WHEHERE ARE
SOLAR JOBS INCREASING HAVING
NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.
ARIZONA, MAJOR INCREASES.
>> Bill: THE AIR FORCE IS
SUPPORTED BY GOVERNMENT
SUBSIDIES.
NO OFFENSE.
BECAUSE FROM MY POINT OF VIEW, GIVE ME THE CLIMATE MODEL YOU
THINK IS TRUE BECAUSE WHATEVER
WHEN YOU PICK HAS SECURITY
IMPLICATIONS AND I'VE GOT TO GO
DO SOME STUFF BECAUSE OF IT.
>> I PICK THE ONE EVERY
SCIENTIST SAYS IS HAPPENING.
AND BY THE WAY, THE PENTAGON.
THE PENTAGON IS ON THE PAGE.
THE PENTAGON BECAUSE THEY KNOW
THEY'RE GOING TOEE THE EFFECTS
OF IT AND THEY'RE GOING TO SEE
REFUGEES.
THEY'RE GOING TO SEE THE
FLOODING.
THEY'RE GOING TO SEE SHIT THAT
THEY HAVE TO DEAL WITH.
>> THE CIA DID A RORT ARS
AGO ABOUT HOW CLIMATE CHANGE IS
GOING TO AFFECT AND CREATE MORE
WARDS AND THAT'S THE PROBLEM
WE'RE FACING.
>> THE PROBLEM THAT DONALD TRUMP
IDENTIFIED IS THAT MILLIONS OF
AMERICANS WHO HAVE BEEN WORKING
HARD TRYING TO MAKE A LIVING WHO
ARE 74% OF AMERICANS WHO DON'T
HAVE A COLLEGE DEGREE NEED JOBS.
>> Bill: AND POURING THE
SLUDGE IN THE RIVER WILL GET
THAT HIGHER.
>> THOSE OF THE FOLKS WHO BUILD
AMERICA.
>> Bill: I NEED TO GET HIGH.
ROGER, WOULD YOU BRING OUT THE
CAKE?
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Bill: THANK YOU SO MUCH,
ROGER.
LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL CAKE.
ALL RIGHT.
WERE GOING TO SHARE THIS AFTER
THE SHOW, ROGER.
I KNOW YOU SAID YOU'RE NOT A
STONER BUT LOOK AT THAT, LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN.
AND THIS CAKE IS COMPLETELY
BAKED WITH POT.
IT IS TOTALLY EDIBLE.
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> Bill: I JUST WANTED TO DO
THAT.
SO IN HONOR OF 420, WE NOTICE
THAT IS ALL NEW STRAINS.
YOU GO TO THE STORE AND THEY
SELL PURPLE MONKEY BALLS, THEY
NAME THEM, THERE'S ONE NAMED
AFTER ME.
THERE IT IS.
IT'S KIND OF A DULL NAME.
BUT SOME OF THE NEWER STRAINS
HAVE COME OUT AND THEY ARE RIGHT
HERE
IN THE ZIG-ZAGAT GUIDE.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR SOME?
PURE HARRISON FORD: “YOU'LL BE
CLRED FOR TAKEOFF” AND
“FEELING LIKE YOU CAN
TOUCH THE SKY” WITH THIS
“HIGH-FLYING BUZZ.”
“BUT BE PREPARED TO CRASH
HARD.”
KELLYANNE GANJA-WAY: KELLYANNE
GANJA-WAY IS GREAT FOR
“MELLOWING OUT AND WATCHING THE
MICROWAVE.”
NEIL DE GRASS: “WATCH OUT, BRO”"
YOU'LL GET SO HIGH OFF OF THIS
STRAIN THAT SUDDENLY THE “ENTIRE
UNIVER STAS MAKING SENSE.”
ATLANTA FALCON RED: THIS
“SCINTILLATING SATIVA” WILL HAVE
YOU “FEELING LIKE YOU JUST C'T
LOSE FOR EXACTLY 57 MINUTES AND
32 SECONDS.”
“GO AHEAD AND HIT IT HARD,”
BECAUSE NO MATTER HOW CAREFULLY
YOU INHALE, “YOU'RE STILL GONNA
CHOKE.”
THIS AMAZINGLY VERSATILE STRAIN IS REASONABLY EFFECTIVE BUT
DOESN'T WORK ON SATURDAYS AND
SOMETIMES GOES SKIING.
BEN CARSON OG: IT'S HARD TO
BELIEVE SOMETHING THIS SIMPLE
CAN OPERATE ON YOUR BRAIN.
“THE PERFECT STRAIN FOR THE
TOKIN' REPUBLICAN.”
KUSH ME OUTSIDE: “AMERICA'S
FAVORITE MEME IS NOW AMERICA'S
FAVORITE STRAIN.”
A FEW HITS OF IS POTENT BLEND
AND YOU'LL BE SAYING “HOW BOUT
DAH?” TO REALITY.
CHRIS BROWNIESAN "EXTREMELY
POPULAR HYBRID” THAT PRODUCES A
“SMOOTH, FULL-BODY HIGH,” BUT
BEWARE - “IT HITS YOU ALL OF A
SUDDEN.”
HE'S A PULITZER PRIZE-WINNING
JOURNALIST AND FOUNDER OF DEFINE
AMERICAN: JOSE ANTONIO VARGAS.
>> HOW ARE YOU SARAH, HOW ARE
YOU DOING?
>> GREAT TO SEE.
SPOON FIRST OF ALL I HAVE TO
THANK YOU, I KNOW YOU ARE
LITERALLY RISKING DEPORTATION
BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT COMPLETELY
LEGAL, IS THAT CORRECT?
>> YES.
I AM ONE OF THE 2.5 MILLION
UNDOCUMENTED RESIDENTS OF
CALIFORNIA.
800,000 OF WHOM LIVE IN
L.A. COUNTY.
SO THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME
HERE.
I TALKED TO ROGER STONE, I GUESS
WE'LL TRY TO FIGURE THIS OUT.
>> Bill: NOT A BAD GUY TO HAVE
ON YOUR SIDE.
WHAT ABOUT THE FACT THAT JEFF
SESSIONS IS GOING AFTER
SANCTUARY CITIES?
THIS AS A SANCT STATE,
PRETTY MUCH.
TELL US WHAT THAT MEANS,
SANCTUARY?
>> WE HAVE SO POLITICIZE THIS
ISSUE THAT I THINK IT'S REALLY
IMPORTANT THAT WE DEFINE OUR
TERMS.
SO, IT IS SAFER, RIGHT, FOR ALL
OF US, DOCUMENTED AND
UNDOCUMENTED U.S. CITIZENS IF A
DOCUMENT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE HERE
CAN FEEL COMFORTABLE REPORTING,
TALKING TO THE COPS COME OUT
RIGHT?
SAYING HEY, SOMETHING IS
HAPPENING.
RIGHT NOW IN L.A. THE L.A.P.D.
REPORTED 25% DECREASE IN
REPORTING OF RAPES IN THE LATINO
COMMUNITY BECAUSE THERE IS FEAR
THAT ONCE HE REPORTS, SOMEBODY
MIGHT COME GET YOU.
AND FOR ME, TOO, THE BIGGER
ISSUE HERE, AND JEFF SESSIONS,
THE FORMER GOVERNOR OF ALABAMA
WHO BELIEVES, FORMER SENATOR OF
ALABAMA WHO BELIEVES IN STATES
RIGHTS WHEN HE WAS SENATOR OF
OVREACH TELLING THE FEDERAL
GOVERNMENT, FOR THEM TO TELL THE
STATES HOW IT CAN PROTECT THE
RESIDENCE IS HYPOCRITICAL AT
WORST BUT TO ME, I ACTUALLY
THINK IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT, YOU
MENTION THIS, RIGHT NOW THERE IS
GOING TO BE A BILL IN FRONT OF
GOVERNOR JERRY BROWN'S ASKING
HIM TO SIGN THE CALIFORNIA
VALUES ACT THAT WOULD DECLARE
CALIFORNIA EXTINCTION RATE
STATE.
I THINK THAT GIVEN THAT THIS
STATE IS HOME TO ONE FOURTH OF
THE COUNTRY'S UNDOCUMENTED
POPULATION, IN THE STATE NEARLY
HALF OF ALL CHILDREN HAVE AT
LEAST ONE IMMIGRANT PARENT.
HOPEFULLY JERRY BROWSIGN
THAT INTO LAW.
[APPLAUSE]
>> Bill: FOR HOW MANY PEOPLE
CAN COME HERE?
I THINK OF AMERICAN LIKE A
LIFEBOAT AND A LOT OF THE WORLD
IS IN RAGING MOTION SO A LOT OF
PEOPLE WANT TO GET IN A LIFEBOAT
SO CERTAINLY EVERYBODY HAS A
RIGHT TO BE HAPPY IN THE WORLD
BUT IF TOO MY PEOPLE GET IN
THE LIFEBOAT, THEN THE LIFEBOAT
GOES DOWN.
>> HAVING TRAVELED TO MONTANA,
SOUTH DAKOTA, NORTH DAKOTA, IT'S
NOT LIKE WE DON'T HAVE
IMMIGRANTS COME TO THIS COUNTRY
AND BUILD BUSINESSES.
THERE IS ACTUALLY ROOM.
WHEN IMMRANTS COME HERE THEY
START BUSINESSES.
I'M A BUSINESS OWNER.
I EMPLOY 15 U.S. CITIZENS.
15 PEOPLE WHO ARE HERE AS U.S.
CITIZENS AND I PROVIDE JOBS AS
AN UNDOCUMENTED PERSON.
SO I THINK FOR ME IT'S A MATTER
OF THE FACT THAT THERE IS NO
PATH, YOU KNOW, SOMEONE RIGHT
NOW ON TWITTER IS SAYING WHY
CAN'T THIS GUY JUST GET LEGAL.
RIGHT?
THE FACT THAT THERE'S NO PATH
FOR PEOPLE LIKE ME TO ACTUALLY
FIX THIS, GET IN LINE, WHEREVER
THE LINE IS, AND TRIED TO GET
LEGAAND RIGHT BY THE LAW,
THE FACT THAT THERE'S NO WAY TO
DO THAT.
>> Bill: IT'S THE HYPOCRISY
ANGLE.
YOU MENTION THIS.
"LOS ANGELES TIMES."PAPER IN THE
WAGES RISE ON CALIFORNIA FARMS.
LISTEN TO THIS.
THERE IS A LABOR SHORTAGE, THEY
ARE GIVING LABORERS BENEFITS
NORMALLY RESERVED FOR
WHITE-COLLAR PROFESSIONALS.
401(K) PLANS.
HEALTH INSURANCE PAID SUBSIDIZED
HOUSING, PROFIT SHARING BONUSES,
STILL NOT TEMPTING WHITE PEOPLE
TO DO YARD WORK.
WHITE PEOPLE DO NOT WANT TO DO
YARD WORK.
THAT'S WHAT IT COMES DOWN TO.
THE PRESIDENT OF TITAN FARMS,
THEY ARE A PEACH GROWER, HE
ADVERTISED 2,000 JOBS FROM
2010-2012.
HE HIRED 483.
109 DIDN'T SHOW UP.
321 QUIT IN THE FIRST TWO DAYS.
ONLY 31 LASTED THE WHOLE SEASON.
HE SAID WE'VE NEVER HAD ONE COME
BACK AFTER LUNCH.
THIS IS THSSUE.
REALLY TO ME, IS THAT THEY DON'T
WANT THESE PEOPLE HERE BUT THEY
WON'T DO THE JOB AND THEY WILL
NOT ADMIT IT.
>> AND WE PUT A SIGN OUTSIDE OF
THE BORDER SAYING KEEP OUT BUT
THEN 10 YARDS AWAY WHAT DO WE
SAY, "HELP WANTED," RIGHT?
BUT THIS CITY CANNOT FUNCTION.
TEXAS, 1.8 MILLION UNDOCUMENTED
PEOPLE IN THE STATE OF TEXAS.
CAN YOU IMAGINE THEM NOT WORKING
IN THE STATE OF TEXAS CUSTOME
CAP THE CONSTRUCTION INDUSTRY
DEPENDS UPON THEM.
AND I HAVE TO TELL YOU, I CANNOT
OVERSTATE THE LEVEL OF FEAR, THE
LEVEL OF CONFUSION THAT OUR
FAMILI, MYRANDMOTHER
PROBABLY IS WATCHING GOING, WHY
IS HE ON TELEVISION, HE SHOULD
BE HIDING.
I CAN'T OVERSTATE THAT ENOUGH.
ACTUALLY, MY BEING HERE IS MY
FORM OF RESISTANCE.
I WILL NOT BE SCARED.
[APPLAUSE]
>> I WILL NOT BE SCARED.
TO BE PUBLIC AND OUT IN A
COUNTRY THAT IS BEEN MY HOME OR
AT THE QUESTION NOW IS ALL OF
YOU WATCHING, HOW ARE YOU GOING
TO PROVIDE SANCTUARY TO US?
IN YOUR CHURCHES,T YO
SCHOOLS, AT WORK.
11 MILLION PEOPLE, 11 MILLION
UNDOCUMENTED PEOPLE LIVE WITHIN
THE 43 MILLION IMMIGRANTS.
>> Bill: DO YOU THINK THE
CHURCHES SHOULD DO IT?
>> RIGHT NOW, THERE'S THIS WOMAN
IN DENVER, SHE IS TAKING
SANCTUARY AT A UNITARIAN CHURCH
BECAUSE THE CATHOLIC CHURCH THAT
SHE BELONGS TO DID NOT WANT TO
HELP HER OUT.
SHE'S GONE TO ALL THESE
CHURCHES.
>> Bill: THERE PROVIDING
SANCTUARY TO THE PRIESTS.
SORRY.
>> I LOVE YOUR THOUGHT ON THAT.
>> Bill: ALL RIGHT.
SO LET ME MOVE ON TO ANOTHER
TOPIC THAT, BEFORE RICK PUNCHES
ME, HILLARY CLINTON SAID THIS
WEEK THAT SHE IS READY TO COME
OUT OF T WOODS AND FOR ME THIS
IS KIND OF A KEEP TO OPPOSING
THOUGHTS IN YOUR MIND AT THE
SAME TIME ISSUE.
THERE'S THIS PEOPLE WHO SAID
DURING THE CAMPAIGN, SOME ON THE
LEFT LIKE JILL STEIN, THAT SHE
WAS THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS.
I WISH THIS PEOPLE, NOW THAT WE
SEEN WHAT THE ADMINISTRATION
LOOKS LIKE, WHICH IS, I HAD THE
GUTS TO COME OUT AND SAY I'M
SORRY.
WE HAVE TO ADMIT.
>> I WAS WRONG.
>> Bill: BUT THE OTHER SIDE OF
IT IS, HILLARY, STAY IN THE
WOODS.
OKAY.
YOU HAD YOUR SHOT.
YOU FUCKED UP.
YOU HAD THE WORLD SERIES AND YOU
LET THE GROUND OR GO THROUGH
YOUR LEGS.
LET SOMEONE ELSE HAVE THE CHANC
CHANCE.
THE FACT THAT SHE'S COME BACK,
IT JUST VERIFIES EVERY BADHING
ANYONE'S EVER THOUGHT ABOUT THE
CLINTONS, THAT IT'S ALL ABOUT
THEM.
LET SOME OF THE OTHER SHORTER
TREES GET A LITTLE SUNLIGHT.
>> I DON'T THINK IT'S EITHER OR
THAT WAY.
I DON'T THINK, BECAUSE I THINK I
HEAR YOU ON THE LOSS, IT WAS A
TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE LOSS BUT I
DON'T THINK THE RIGHT RESPONSES
THAT SHE GOES INTO A CLOSET AND
NEVER SPEAKS AGAIN ON ANY ISSUE
SHE'WORKED ON FOR DECADES OF
HER LIFE.
LOTS OF PEOPLE ARE SPEAKING OUT.
>> Bill: BUT WHAT DID SHE
SPEAK OUT ABOUT?
SHE SPOKE UP BECAUSE
BILL O'REILLY MADE A JOKE ABOUT
MAXINE WATERS HAIR.
>> SHE SPEAKS OUT AGAINST RACISM
AND SEXISM.
THAT'S WHAT SHE SPOKE OUT
AGAINST.
>> Bill: SHE SPOKE OUT ABOUT A
JOKE.
SPEAK UP IT WASN'T THE ONLY
THING SHE SAID.
>> Bill: THEY CANNOT GET THEIR
PRIORITIES STRAIGHT AND THEY
NEVER FAILED TO TAKE THE BAIT
ABOUT FULL SPEED TO ISSUES.
>> I DON'T THINK THOSE ARE BOTH
CHIT ISSUES.
>> Bill: WHY IS IT RACIST?
BECAUSE THEY COMPARED TO BLACK
PEOPLE QUESTION MIKE >> I DON'T
THINK THAT'S RIGHT.
>> Bill: YOU'RE REFERRING TO
THE FACT THAT SEAN SPICER SAID
TO A WOMAN IN THE AUDIENCE, IN
THE BRIEFING, APRIL RYAN, WHO IS
AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN, AND THEY
WERE GOING BACK AND FORTH AND
SHE WAS SHAKING HER HEAD, HE
SAID PLEASE STOP SHAKING YOUR
HEAD.
AND YOU GO TO IMMEDIATELY IT WAS
A RACIST THING?
>> IF I MAY.
IF I M.
AS SOMEONE WHO COMES ON THIS
SHOW WHO CAN TAKE A JOKE, ABOUT
CATHOLIC PRIESTS, AND DOESN'T
SCREAM AND HOLLER ABOUT HOW
OFFENDED I AM AND HOW HORRIBLE
IS IS --
[OVERLAPPING]
>> WE ARE BIG BOYS AND GIRLS
HERE.
DON'T BE OUTRAGED AT EVERY
OFFENSE.
THAT'S ONE OF THE PROBLEMS WE
HAVE.
STOP THE FAKE OUTRAGE IS WHAT'S
GOING ON.
>> BUT IT'S NOT FAKE.
>> THEN YOU SHOULD LEARN TO TAKE
A JOKE AND MOVE ON BED >> YOU'RE
RIGHT.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
THFIRSFOUR OR FIVE MONTHS
THERE HAVE BEEN NO, WERE ALL
OVERSENSITIVE ABOUT THE ATTACKS
ON WOMEN, AND PEOPLE OF COLOR.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
>> Bill: BUT THERE AREEAL
ISSUES, NOT JOKES.
>> GENERAL, PLEASE CLEAR THIS UP
FOR US.
>> SOMETHING I LOOK ON AS A RAY
OF SUNSHINE IS THE NUMBER OF
VETERANS WHO ARE NOW IN THE
CONGRESS OF THE UNITED STATES,
IRAQ AND AFGHAN VETERANS AND
THEIR COMING IN WITH A
REALISTIC, LESS IDEOLOGICAL VIEW
OF LIFE.
WE'VE HAD FOLKS ON THE SHOW LIKE
SETH WILSON ON THEIR PUBLIC
INSIDE, YOU GOT ADAM KISSINGER,
THESE ARE THE FUTURE.
THEY NEED TO GET SOME SUNLIGHT
SO THAT THEY CAN GROW AND
EFFECTS THINGS.
>> THE REASON HILLARY CLINTON IS
GETTING A LOT OF ATTENTIONS
BECAUSE THERE AREN'T ANY, THERE
ISN'T ANYBODY OUT THERE.
TRUST ME.
THERE ARE NO DEMOCRATIC
GOVERNORS WORTH MENTIONING IN
THE NATIONAL CONVERSATION.
THEIR ARTS.
ON THE BOTTOM LINE IS MOST OF
THE SENATORS HAVE DISCREDITED
THEMSELVES.
THERE'S NOT A BIG FOREST SPREAD
>> YOU HAVE DEVON YOON NUNES
DISCREDITING HIMSELF, THAT'S A
LITTLE BIT MUCH.
>> A PARTY OR THE ONLY OPPONENT
OF HILLARY CLINTON WAS A
DOT TELL ME THERE'S A LOT OFSO
FOLKS OUT THERE FOR THE
DEMOCRATIC PARTY.
>> IN 2020 A TON OF PEOPLE ARE
GOING TO RUN.
>> Bill: BECAUSE THERE ARE
JOBS AVAABLEND THE GUY IS A
FUCK UP.
LET'S GET ANOTHER QUESTION KIND
OF RELATED.
IVANKA TRUMP, PLAY THAT CLIP OF
HER SYING WITH DIANE SAWYER
THINK SHE'S JUST GOOD TO BE A
DAUGHTER.
>> PEOPLE THINK THAT YOU'RE
GOING TO BE PART OF THE
ADMINISTRATION, IVANKA.
>> NO.
I'M GOING TO BE A DAUGHTER.
>> Bill: THIS FAMILY LIES LIKE
I BREATHE.EY JUST LIE.
OKAY.
NOW SHE'S GOT SECURITY CLEARANC
CLEARANCE.
>> AND THEIR PROFITING.
IT JUST CAME BACK TIGHT
THERE IS HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF
DOLLARS THAT ESSENTIALLY THEY
WERE SUPPOSED TO GET RID OF AND
THEY HAVEN'T DONE IT.
IT'S A PROFIT-MAKING ENTITY FOR
THE FAMILY.
>> Bl: BUT WHAT IF
GEORGE BUSH, WHEN HE WAS
PRESIDENT, TRIED TO HIRE IVANKA
TRUMP, A FORMER MODEL AND ISSUE
EXECUTIVE.
WERE YOU THERE WHEN HARRIET
MYERS GO SHOT DOWN BY THE
REPUBLICAN?
HARRY MYERS WAS KIND OF
QUALIFIED.
BUT IVANKA TRUMP?
TRUMP GETS TO HAVE AN OFFICE IN
THE WEST WING AND SECURITY
CLEARANCE QUESTION MIKE >> YES,
CK, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT?
[LAUGHTER]
>> EVERYBODY'S GIVING UP SOFT
BALLS.
IT'S DONALD TRUMP'S DAUGHTER,
SOMEONE WHO'S BEEN A VERY
IMPORTANT ADVISOR, NOT JUST IN
HIS POLITICAL CAREER BUT IN HIS
BUSINESS.
IF YOU LOOK AT THE WAY THAT HE
INTERACTS WITH HIS DAUGH--
[LAUGHTER]
>> HE HAS A RIGHT TO SEEK HER
ADVICE.
>> I WANT TO GO ALONG HERE.
THE STRATEGIC EFFECTIVENESS IS
THAT WE ARE BEGINNING TO SEE A
PATTERN WHERE THE PRESIDENT IS
SURROUNDING HIMSELF WITH FAMILY
AND FRIENDS AND THE GREAT FEAR,
WHATEVER THE MERITS OF THE
INDIVIDUALS, IS THAT HE IS
ISOLATING HIMSELF FROM THE
LARGER GOVERNMENT.
>> Bill: LIKE BANANA REPUBLIC.
>> HE'S LIKE A DICTATOR.
>> ACTUALLY AGREE ON THAT POINT,
I THINK IT IS IMPORTANT FOR HIM
TO SEEK FOLKS OUTSIDE THAT
CIRCLE AND I THINK HE DOES.
>> Bill: HE'S A GREAT PATRIOT.
NOW IT'S TIME FOR NEW RULES!
READY?
NEW RULE: NOW THAT 800 POUNDS OF
COCAINE HAS WASD UPN TWO
BRITISH BEACHES DRUG DEALERS
MUST ADMIT THEY HATE THE BEACH
FOR THE SAME REASON EVERYONE
ELSE DOES.
YOU GET SAND IN YOUR CRACK.
SPOON THE NEXT TIME AN AGENT DOES THIS TO A 13-YEAR-OLD BOY
HE HAS TO SING "BILLIE JEAN IS
NOT MY LOVER" WHILE HE'S DOING
IT.
TO THE NEW MAN WHO HANDED OUT
RACIST FLYERS BUT DIDN'T START
OUT HIS INTERVIEW BY SAYING I'M
NOT A RACIST, BUT,
AND INSTEAD SAID, “I CONSIDER
MYSELF A RACIST," THANK YOU!
FINALLY!
A SE-AWA RACIST!
THOUGH HE RUINED IT FOR ME LATER
IN THE INTERVIEW WHEN HE SAID,
“I CONSIDER MYSELF A TOOTH-
BRUSHER.”
NEW RULE: THE IDAHO WOMAN WHO LAST WEEK TOLD POLICE THAT THE
REASON SHE CRASHED INTO A DEER
WAS BECAUSE SHE WAS DISTRACTED
AFTER SEEING SASQUATCH IN HER
REARVIEW MIRROR HAS TO ANSWER
THIS QUESTION: IS TH YOUR CAR?
AND FINALLY N RULE...
IF YOU GET UP EVERY DAY AND TRY
TO MAKE DONALD TRUMP'S LUDICROUS
AND DANGEROUS PRONOUNCEMENTS
SOUND NORMAL AND SANE, YOU ARE
AN ENABLER.
TWENTY YEARS FROM NOW, WHEN YOUR
KIDS ASK YOU OVER A GLASS OF
SOYLENT GREEN, “WHAT DID YOU DO
DURING THE TRUMP YEARS,
DADDY?” YOU DON'T WANT YOUR
ANSWER TO BE, “MY JOB WAS TO GO
ON TV AND PRETEND TRUMP DIDN'T
SAY WHAT EVERYBODY JUST HEARD
HIM SAY.”
THAT'S AN ENABLER, AND THAT WORD
IS NOT A COMPLIMENT.
WE'VE HEARD IT A LOT WITH
CELEBRITIES.
ELVIS HAD HIS MEMPHIS MAFIA.
MICHAEL JACKSON HAD A DOCTOR WHO
NEVER SAID G, MIKE, YOUR NOSE
JUST FELL OFF AGAIN, MAY BE CUT
WN OTHE PLASTIC SURGERY.
Bill COSBY COULDN'T HAVE PULLED
OFF 40 YEARS OF, OH, LET'S CALL
IT “EXTREME DATING” WITHOUT
VARIOUS UNDERLINGS WHO
FUNNELED WOMEN HIS WAY, PAID
THEM OFF, FILED COUNTERSUITS,
AND LOOKED THE OTHER WAY.
TO SAY NOTHING OF THE GUY WHO
SUPPLIED THE HORSE TRANQUILIZERS
AND NEVER ONCE SAID, “WOW, Bill,
THAT IONE RVOUS HORSE YOU
MUST HAVE.”
ONE OF THE GREAT ENABLERS OF
FICTN IS MAX, THE SYCOPHANTIC
MANSERVANT TO THE DELUSIONAL
NORMA DESMOND IN THE CLASSIC
MOVIE “SUNSET BOULEVARD” - NOW A
BROADWAY SHOW, AND ESPECIALLY
TIMELY, BECAE IT'S ABOUT AN
AGING, UNSTABLE DRAMA QUEEN WHO
IS ABLE TO MAINTAIN A FANTASY
WORLD BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH NORMA
DESMOND IS PURE,
AROUND-THE-BEND, BAT-SHIT NUTS -
LIKE I SAY, TIMELY, SHE HAS MAX
THERE, AND HE KEEPS THE REAL
WORLD FAR OUT OF SIGHT.
IN THE PLOT, NORMA IS A FADED
MOVIE QUEEN, A SILENT FILM STAR
OF THE 20S, BUT NOW SHE HASN'T
WORKED IN 30 YEARS BUT STILL
THINKS SHE'S BIG BECAUSE
MAX GOES INTO THE BASEMENT EVERY
LETTERS” TO FOOL HER INTON
THINKING THE PEOPLE STILL
LOVE HER.
IS THAT REALLY ANY DIFFERENT
THAN THIS TOADY PRETENDING TO
HAVE INTELLIGENCE THAT BACKS UP
WHAT HIS MAD BOSS TWEETED AT
THREE IN THE MORNING?
OR THE WAY TRUMP'S HANDLERS
KEEP SENDING HIM TO RALLIES
WHERE HE ONLY HAS TO SEE THE
PEOPLE WHO TELL HIM HE'S DOING
GREAT, JUST LIKE IT SAYS ON HIS
HAT.
I'M SURE LAST WEEK WHEN TRUMP'S
HEALTH CARE Bill WENT DOWN IN
FLAMERS, HE WAS SURROUNDED BY
ENABLERS WHO ALL NODDED
WHEN HE SAID, “I'M STILL
BIGLY... IT'S CONGRESS THAT GOT
SMALL.”
[LAUGHTER]
TRUMP HAS NOTHING BUT MAXES
AROUND HIM.
DID YOU KNOW THIS LICKSPITTLE
ONCE DEFENDED TRUMP BY SAYING,
“I INK A LOT OF THINGS HE
SAYS, YOU GUYS SOMETIMES TAKE
LITERALLY.”
EXCUSE ME?
WE SHOULDN'T TAKE THE PRESIDENT
RIGHT, HE'S A POET.S LITERALLY?
WHEN HE NUKES FINLAND, IT'S A
METAOR.
SUPER CHRISTIAN MIKE PENCE, SEEN
HERE CRINGING FROM AN AIR KISS,
BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW FAR
SYPHILIS CAN JUMP, CONVENIENTLY
FORGOT THE FAMOUS LINE FORM THE
BIBLE,
“THOU SHALT NOT GRABBETH THY
PUSSY” WHEN HE GAVE TRUMP THE
COVER HE NEEDED TO SURVIVE
PUSSYGATE.
AS D SUP CHRISTIAN JEFF
SESSIONS, WHO, WHEN ASKED IF HE
THOUGHT UNINVITED GROPING WAS
SEXUAL ASSAULT, SAID, “I DON'T
KNOW.
IT'S NOT CLEAR... HOW
THAT WOULD OCCUR.”
SURE, IT REALLY DEPENDS ON THE
CIRCUMSTANCE, LIKE, FOR EXAMPLE
IF YOU SAW A PUSSY ABOUT TO FALL
OF A CLIFF, YOU'D WANT TO BE
ABLE TO GRAB IT WITHOUT
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GETTING IN
THE WAY.
ENABLER SEAN SPICER AND
KELLYANNE CONWAY ARE THE WEST
WING'S FLOWERS IN THE ATTIC.
A LUNATIC LOCKED THEM UP, AND
NOW THEY'RE CRAZY TOO.
>> THIS WAS THE LARGEST AUDIENCE
TO EVER WITNESS AN INAUGURATION,
PERIOD, BOTH IN PERSON AND
AROUND THE GLOBE.
>> Bill:
THAT'S PRETTY GOOD ASS KISSING,
BUT REINCE PRIEBUS, YOU CAN DO
BETTER, CAN'T YOU?
>> I THINK THE PRESIDENT IS 100%
CORRECT AND HE HITS THE
BULL'S-EYE IN THAT TWEET, LIKE
HE OFTEN DOES.
>> Bill:
EXACTLY, BECAUSE WHO CAN PICTURE
TRUMP ANDNOT INK “ACCURACY IN
TWEETING.”
AND HAVE YOU SEEN THIS CYCLE,
WHO WILL NOT ONLY BLINDLY REPEAT
ANYTHING TRUMP SAYS, NO MATTER
HOW CRAZY?
>> WE KNOW FOR FACT THAT YOU
HAVE MASSIVE NUMBERS OF
NONCITIZENS REGISTERED TO VOTE
THIS COUNTRY.
>> I WANT TO SAY THAT
SEAN SPICER IS 100% CORRECT AND
WHAT HE SAYS IS TRUE AND
IMPORTANT AND AGREWITH HIM.
>> Bill: WITHOUT THESE
PROFESSIONAL LIARS AND DENIERS,
THERE IS NO TRUMP.
IT TAKES A VILLAGE TO HELP A
MANCHILD STAY IN POWER.
AND THE EXCUSE “I'M JUST DOING
MY JOB,” IS STARTING TO SOUND AN
AWFUL LOT LIKE “I WAS JUST
FOLLOWING ORDERS.”
OKAY, THAT'S OUR SHOW. I'LL BE
[APPLAUSE]
AT THE WALT DISNEY THEATRE IN
ORLANDO, JULY 8TH AND AT RUTH
ECKERD HALL IN CLEARWATER, FL,
JULY 9TH.
I WANT TO THANK MY GUESTS,
GENERAL MICHAEL HAYDEN,
NEERA TANDEN, RICK SANTORUM,
JOSE ANTONIO VARGAS AND ROGER
STONE.
JOIN US NOW FOR "OVERTIME" ON
YOUTUBE.
THANK YOU, FOLKS.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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