This programme contains some strong language.
Glastonbury, we love you!
# Glastonbury-y-y... #
Thank you. Good evening, Glastonbury.
Nice to see you.
Glastonbury! Glastonbury!
# Don't panic!
# And the music keeps on
# Playing on and on
# And the music keeps on
# Playing on and on... #
Glastonbury.
You've got a very, very lucky face - all of you.
I'd just written this one the first time I played Glastonbury - 1971.
# Still don't know what I was waiting for
# And my time was running wild a million dead-end streets
# And every time I thought I'd got it made
# It seemed the taste was not so sweet
# Then I turned myself to face me
# But I never caught a glimpse
# Of how the others must see this faker
# I'm must too fast to take that test
# Ch-ch-ch-changes
# Turn and face the stranger
# Ooh-ooh, changes
# Don't want to have to be a better man
# Ch-ch-ch-changes
# Turn and face the stranger
# Ooh-ooh, changes
# I just wanted to be a better man
# Time may change me
# I can't trace time
Hey!
# Oooh
# Yeah!
# Ooh, yeah Ooooh, yeah
# I watch the ripples change their size
# Never leave the stream
# Of warm impermanence
# And so the days float through my eyes
# Still the days seem just the same
# And these children that they spit on
# As they try to change their worlds
# They're immune to your consultations
# They're quite aware what they're going through
# Ch-ch-ch-changes
# Turn and face the stranger
# Ch-ch-ch-changes
# Don't tell them to grow up and out of it
# Ch-ch-ch-changes
# Turn and face the stranger
# Ooh-ooh, changes
# Looks like you've left them up to their necks in it
# Time may change me
# I can't trace time
# Strange fascination
# Fascinatin' me
# Oh-oh, changes
# Are taking
# The place I'm going to
# Ch-ch-ch-changes
# Turn to face the stranger
# Ch-ch-ch-changes
# Look out, all you rock and rollers
# Ch-ch-ch-changes
# Turn and face the stranger
# Ch-ch-ch-changes
# Pretty soon now you're gonna get older
# Time may change me
# I can't trace time
# I said that time may change me
# I can't trace ti-i-ime. #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Hee-hee-hee!
# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-oooooh! #
# You're my last breath
# You're a breath of fresh air to me
# Hi, I'm empty
# So tell me you care for me
# You're the first thing
# And the last thing on my mind
# In your arms I feel
# Sunshine
# On a promise
# A daydream yet to call
# Time is upon us
# Oh, but the night is yours
# Flowers blossom
# In your wintertime
# In your arms I feel
# Sunshine
# Give up yourself unto the moment
# The time is now
# Give up yourself unto the moment
# Let's make this moment last
# You may find yourself
# Out on a limb for me
# Could you accept it as
# A part of your destiny?
# I give all I have
# But it's never enough
# And my patience are shot
# So I'm calling your bluff
# Give up yourself unto the moment
# The time is now
# Give up yourself unto the moment
# Let's make this moment last
# Give up yourself unto the moment
# The time is
# The time is now
# Give up yourself unto the moment
# Let's make this moment
# La-a-a-ast
# And we gave it time
# All eyes are on the clock
# But time takes too much time
# Please make the waiting stop
# And the atmosphere is charged
# And in you I trust
# And I feel no fear as I
# Do as I must
# Give up yourself unto the moment
# The time is now
# Give up yourself unto the moment
# Let's make this moment last
# Give up yourself unto the moment
# The time is
# The time is now
# Give up yourself unto the moment
Sing it out!
# Let's make this moment last
# Tempted by fate
# But I won't hesitate, no
# The time is now
# And I can't wai-ai-ait
# I've been empty too long
# Saw a chance and now it's gone
# And the time has come
# The night is young
# The time is now
# Let's make this moment last
# Let's make this moment
# Give up yourself unto the moment
# The time is now
# Give up yourself unto the moment
# Let's make this moment
# La-a-a-ast
# I'm with you, baby
# The time is now
# Make it last
# Make it last. #
Whoo!
# Sweat, baby, sweat, baby, sex is a Texas drought
# Me and you do the kind of stuff
# That only Prince would sing about
# So put your hands down my pants
# And I'll bet you'll feel nuts
# Yes, I'm Siskel, yes, I'm Ebert
# And you're getting two thumbs up
# You've had enough of two-hand touch
# You want it rough, you're out of bounds
# I want you smothered, want you covered
# Like my Waffle House hash browns
# Come quicker than FedEx, never reach an apex
# Like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
# To make me rise an hour early
# Just like daylight saving time, here we go
# You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals
# So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
# Do it again You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals
# So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
# Getting horny now
# I don't understand I don't understand
# Just why we can't be lovers
# Things are getting out of hand
Getting out of hand
# Trying too hard but maybe we can
# Let it go, let it go
Let it go
# If you want me, girl, let me know Let me know
# I am down
# On my knees
# I can't take it any more
# You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals
# So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
# You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals
# So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
# You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals
# So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now
# You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals
# So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
# Getting horny now
# You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals
# So let's... AUDIENCE: Do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Here we go, Glastonbury! # You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals.
# So let's... Do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now.
# You and me, baby,
ain't nothing but mammals
# So let's... Do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
One more time.
# You and me, baby,
ain't nothing but mammals
# So let's do it like they do on the Dis-cov-ery
# Chan-nel! #
Thank you! Thank you very much!
That's it. Give it up!
# She sank right down on the sofa
# She said, where have you been?
# I've been waiting for you
# Cos last night I had something so good
# These days get so long
# And I got nothing to do
# I've been hanging around this town on a corner
# I've been running around this old town so long
# I've been hanging around this town on a corner
# I've been bumming around this old town for way too long
# We spend all day getting sober
# And just hiding from daylight
# And watching TV
# Fading away
# We just look a lot better in the blue light
# Well you know I gotta get out
# I'm stuck so tight
# Weighed by the chains that keep me
# Hanging around this town on a corner
# I've been bumming around this old town so long
# I've been hanging around this town on a corner
# I've been bumming around this old town for way too long
Everybody swing!
# This girl listens to the band play
# She says, where have you been?
# I've been lying right here on the floor
BANG BANG!
# Right here on the floor
# Well I've got all this time to be waiting
# For what is mine to be hated
# What I am after the light has faded
# Hanging this town on a corner
# I've been bumming around this old town so long
# I've been hanging around
Been hanging around this town
on a corner
# I've been bumming around this old town for way too, way too
# I've been hanging around this town on a corner
# I've been bumming around this old town for way too long
# I've been hanging around this town on a corner
# I've been bumming around this old town for way, way, way, way
# Way too long
# Way, way, way, way
# Too long Hanging around
# Way, way, way, way too long
# Way, way, way too lo-o-o-o-ong
# Get up early in the morning
# I don't come out till the afternoon
# Sometime I'll see the day is dawning
# She says, hey, get up, come on, get out
# It's time to get a job. #
Goodbye!
I've been coming here for seven years.
I had a life-altering experience.
I was relaxing in the NME field, as it was known at the time.
Suddenly I found myself floating out of my body, from my waist to my throat.
My whole body began to buzz. It lifted out in an amazing way.
When I told people, they said, "What have you been taking?" But I was completely straight.
I just felt that the healing energy that was in that area at the time
was so strong it unlocked something within me.
It made me question my whole lifestyle -
the materialism and the way I lived.
I thought, there must be more to life. I lived in an eight-bedroomed house on the Wirral.
I had a croquet lawn, a cleaner, a gardener.
My husband, a chartered accountant, thought I was a complete nutcase.
I walked away from convention, decided it wasn't for me,
and there was something truer to my spirit.
My whole life turned upside down.
I divorced when I was 30, then met a like-minded man - my husband Neil.
We married in 1997. We had twins in 1998 and now live in Glastonbury.
It's a dream come true. I'm living the dream.
Now I can be a weekend hippy, which is fantastic.
# So you wanna be a rock superstar?
# And live large A big house
# Five cars, you're in charge
# Comin' up in the world Don't trust nobody
Got to look over your shoulder constantly
I remember the days when I was a young kid growing up
Looking in the mirror Dreaming about blowing up
To rock crowds, make money Chill with the honeys
Sign autographs and whatever the people want from me
Funny how impossible dreams manifest
And the games that be comin' with it, nevertheless
You got to go for the gusto But you don't know
About the blood, sweat and tears And losin' some of your peers
And losin' some of yourself to the years past gone by
Hopefully it don't manifest later on in life
Egomaniac in the brainiac
Don't know how to act Shit's deep
48-track studio gangsta mack sign the deal
Emcees wanna make a mill but never will
Till he crosses over, still fillin' your head with fantasies
Come with me Show the sacrifice it takes to make the cheese
You wanna be a rap superstar in the biz
And take shit from people who don't know what it is?
I wish it was all fun and games But the price of fame is high
And some can't take the way Feel trapped in
What you rappin' about? Tell me what happened when you lost clout
The route you took started collapsing
No fans, no fame
No respect, no change, no women
And everyone spits on your name
# So you wanna be a rock superstar and live large?
# A big house, five cars
# You're in charge
# Comin' up in the world Don't trust nobody
# Got to look over your shoulder constantly
# To be a rock superstar
# Live large
# A big house, five cars You're in charge
# Comin' up in the world Don't trust nobody
# Got to look over your shoulder constantly
You ever have big dreams of making big cream?
Big shot Heavy hitter on the mainstream
You wanna look trendy in the Bentley
Be a star band Never act friendly
You wanna have big fame?
Let me explain what happens
to these stars and their big brains
First they get played like all damn day
Long as you sell everything will be OK
Then you get dissed by the media and fans
Things never stay the same way they began
I heard that some never get fooled to the fullest
That's why some end up dining on a bullet
Think everything's fine in the big time
See me in my Lex with the chrome ray shine
So you wanna roll, live large
It ain't all that goes with being a rock star
# You wanna be a rock superstar and live large?
# A big house, five cars You're in charge
# Comin' up in the world Don't trust nobody
# Got to look over your shoulder constantly
# To be a rock superstar and live large
# A big house, five cars You're in charge
# Coming up in the world Don't trust nobody
# Look over your shoulder constantly
My own son don't know me
Sitting in the hotel, real lonely
But I thank God I'm with my homies
But sometimes I wish I was back home
But only no radio or videos
Cos they show me no love
They're phony Gotta hit the road slowly
So the record gets pushed by Sony
I'm in the middle like Monie
And the press say that My own people disowned me
And the best way back Is to keep your head straight
Never inflate the cranium Your crew worried about them honeys at the Palladium
Who just wanna cling on, suck on, come on
Ho's fall off to the next rock superstar with no shame
Give him a year and they'll be right out the game
The same as the last one who came before him
Gained fame, started getting ignored
I warned him, assured him
This ain't easy, take it from wheezy
Everybody sing along with the Cypress Hill
You know the words - come on!
# So you wanna be a rock superstar? Live large
# A big house, five cars You're in charge
# Coming up in the world Don't trust nobody
# Gotta look over your shoulder
# To be a rock superstar Live large
# Big house, five cars You're in charge
# Coming up in the world
# Don't trust nobody Gotta look over your shoulder
# Constantly. #
Peace up!
# Ooooh
# At the river
# You know, you know, you know
# Oh, my, oh, my
# Oh, my
# Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
# Ooh-ooh
# Uh-huh, yeah-yeah
# If you're fond of sand dunes and salty air
# Quaint little villages here and there
# If you're fond of sand dunes and salty air
# Quaint little villages here and there
# If your fond of sand dunes and salty air
# Quaint little villages here and there
# If you're fond of sand dunes and salty air
# Quaint little villages here and there
# If you're fond of sand dunes and salty air
# Quaint little villages here and there
# If you're fond of sand dunes and salty air
# Quaint little villages here and there. #
# In my last years with him there were bruises on my face
# In my dawn, a new day
# I finally got away
# But my head's all messed up
# And he knows just what to say
# No more dawn and new days
# I'm goin' back to stay
# You say, why
# Say bye-bye
# When it only makes me cry?
# And I still light up like a candle burning when he calls me up
# I still melt down like a candle burning every time we touch
# Oh, say what you will
# He does me wrong and I should be gone, oh
# But I still be loving you, baby and it's much too much
# We are going down
# Cos you're always getting high
# And your crumbs of loving
# No longer get me by
# Wow, it gets better every time that we get high
# And your crumbs of loving
# They somehow get me by
# Why
# Say bye-bye
# When it only makes me cry?
# And I still light up like a candle burning when he calls me up
# I still melt down like a candle burning every time we touch
# Yeah, I still Light up like a candle burning when he calls me up
# I still melt down like a candle burning every time we touch
# Oh, say what you will
# He does me wrong and I should be gone
# But I still be loving you, baby and it's much too much
# Can't I go my separate way?
# Some rain for my sunny day, yeah, yeah
# Not even one reason to stay
# Why?
# When I should've left you, baby
Why?
# But I can't forget you, baby Why?
# Ever since I met you, it's why?
# Why?
# I-I-I-I
# Light up like a candle burning when he calls me up
# Woah
# Melt down like a candle burning every time we touch
# I
# I light up like a candle burning when he calls me up
# I-I-I
# Melt down like a candle burning every time we touch
# Oh, say what you will
# He does me wrong and I should be gone
# But I-I-I
# Keep loving you, baby and it's much too much. #
# Why does my heart
# Feel so bad?
# Why does my soul
# Feel so bad?
# Why does my heart
# Feel so bad?
# Why does my soul
# Feel so bad?
# Why does my heart
# Feel so bad?
# Why does my soul
# Feel so bad?
# These open doors
# Why does my heart
# Feel so bad?
# Why does my soul
# Feel so bad?
# Why does my heart
# Feel so bad?
# Why does my soul
# Feel so bad?
# Why does my heart
# Feel so bad?
# Why does my soul
# Feel so bad?
# These open doors
# These open doors. #
# Hey girls, hey boys
# Superstar DJs
# Here we go
# Hey girls, hey boys
# Superstar DJs
# Here we go
# Hey girls, hey boys
# Superstar DJs
# Here we go
# Hey girls, hey boys
# Superstar DJs
# Here we go
# Hey girls, hey boys
# Superstar DJs
# Here we go
# Hey girls, hey boys
# Superstar DJs
# Here we go
# Hey girls, hey boys
# Superstar DJs
# Here we go
# Hey girls, hey boys
# Superstar DJs
# Here we go
# Hey girls, hey boys
# Superstar DJs
# Here we go
# Hey girls, hey boys
# Superstar DJs
# Here we go
# Here we go. #
# Music
# Response
# Music
# Response
# Music
# Response
# Music can trigger some kind of response
# I've got what you want
# I've got what you need, yeah
# I've got what you want
# I've got what you need, yeah
# I've got what you want
# I've got what you need, yeah
# I've got what you want
# I've got what you need, yeah
# Block rock beats
# I've got what you want
# I've got what you need, yeah
# Block rock beats
# I've got what you want
# I've got what you need, yeah... #
# We get it almost every night
# When that moon is big and bright
# It's a supernatural delight
# Everybody's dancing in the moonlight
# Aah!
# Everybody here is out of sight
# They don't bark and they don't bite
# They keep things loose, so keep it tight
# Everybody's dancing in the moonlight
# Dancing in the moonlight
# Everybody's feeling warm and bright
# It's such a fine and natural sight
# Everybody's dancing in the moonlight, aah!
# We like our fun but we never fight
# You can't dance and stay uptight
# It's a supernatural delight
# Everybody's dancing in the moonlight
# Dancing in the moonlight
# Everybody's feeling warm and bright
# It's such a fine and natural sight
# Everybody's dancing in the moonlight
# We get it on most every night
# When that moon gets big and bright
# It's a supernatural delight
# Everybody's dancing in the moonlight
# Dancing in the moonlight
# Everybody's feeling warm and bright
# It's such a fine and natural sight
# Everybody's dancing in the moonlight
Everybody now!
# Dancing in the moonlight
# Everybody's feeling warm and bright
# It's such a fine and natural sight
# Everybody's dancing in the moonlight
# Dancing in the moonlight
# Everybody's feeling warm and bright
# It's such a fine and natural sight
# Everybody's dancing in the moonlight
# Dancing in the moonlight
# Everybody's feeling warm and bright
# It's such a fine and natural sight
# Everybody's dancing in the moonlight, yeah
# Everybody's dancing
# Dancing, dancing
# Everybody was dancing
# Dancing, dancing, ooh!
# Everybody was dancing
# Dancing
# Everybody was dancing in the moonli-i-i-ight. #
# Emaweni weba
# Silale maweni Emaweni webaba
# Silale maweni
# Emaweni webaba
Webaba silale
# Maweni Silale maweni
# Weba Silale maweni
# Emaweni webaba
Silale maweni
# Webaba Silale maweni
# Webaba silale maweni
# Homeless
# Moonlight sleeping on a midnight lake
# Homeless
# Moonlight sleeping on a midnight lake
# And we are Homeless
# We are
Homeless
# Moonlight sleeping on a midnight lake
# And we are homeless
Homeless
# Homeless
# Moonlight sleeping on a midnight lake, zio yami
# Zio yami Zio yami
# Zio yami, nhliziyo yami Nhliziyo amakhaza
# Zio yami, zio yami
# Nhliziyo yami, somandla angibulele
Zio yami, nhliziyo yami
# Nhliziyo yami, nhliziyo yami
# Zio yami, nhliziyo yami Too loo loo loo
# Too loo loo
Loo loo loo
# Too loo loo loo Loo loo loo
# Strong wind # We are homeless
# Strong wind Strong wind
# Destroy our homes
Many dead, tonight it could be you
# Strong wind Strong wind
# Many dead Tonight it could be you
# And we are homeless Homeless
# Boo-boo, moonlight sleeping on a midnight lake
# We are
Homeless
# We are
Boo-boo
# Moonlight sleeping on a midnight lake
# Homeless
# Moonlight sleeping on a midnight lake. #
# Look at the stars
# Look how they shine for you
# And everything you do
# Yeah, they were all yellow
# I came along
# I wrote a song for you
# And all the things you do
# And it was called yellow
# So then I took my turn
# Oh, what a thing to have done
# And it was all yellow
# And your skin
# Oh, yeah, your skin and bones
# Turn into something beautiful
# You know, you know I love you so
# You know I love you so
# I swam across
# I jumped across for you
# And all the things you do
# And you were all yellow
# I drew a line
# I drew a line for you
# Oh, what a thing to do
# And it was all yellow, yeah
# And your skin
# Oh yeah, your skin and bones
# Turn into something beautiful
# And you know for you I'd bleed myself dry
# For you I'd bleed myself dry
# It's true
# Look how they shine for you
# Look how they shine for
# Look how they shine for you
# Look how they shine
# Look at the stars
# Look how they shine for you
# And all the things that you do. #
Oh, Glastonbury. The thing I love about this place
is you can be whoever you want to be.
You can skip naked through the fields or hug a tree.
But ballroom dancing - is that a step too far?
Nine music stages aren't enough for some people,
especially Roy Gervich, who's set up his own entertainment
donning dresses and doing the two-step - not the garage variety!
TANGO MUSIC
What?!
I know it doesn't fit but you can be who you want at Glastonbury.
Besides, the men's clothes were so...predictable.
BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYS
Well, not a bad evening's entertainment.
Maybe ballroom dancing fits in in Glastonbury after all.
# Sometimes you're better off dead
# There's a gun in your hand that's pointing at your head
# You think you're mad, too unstable
# Kicking in chairs and knocking down tables in a restaurant in a West End town
# Call the police, there's a madman around
# Running down underground to a dive bar in a West End town
# In a West End town, a dead-end world
# The East End boys and West End girls
# In a West End town, a dead-end world
# The East End boys and West End girls
# West End girls
# Too many shadows Whispering voices
# Faces on posters Too many choices
# If, when, why, what? How much have you got?
# Have you got it, do you get it If so, how often?
# Which do you choose, a hard or soft option?
# How much do you need?
# In a West End town, a dead-end world
# The East End boys and West End girls
# In a West End town, a dead-end world
# The East End boys and West End girls
# West End girls
# How much do you need?
# In a West End town, a dead-end world
# The East End boys and West End girls
# Oh, in a West End town, a dead-end world
# The East End boys and West End girls
# West End girls
# You've got a heart of glass or a heart of stone
# Just you wait 'til I get you home
# We've got no future We've got no past
# Here today, built to last In every city, in every nation
# From Lake Geneva to the Finland station
# How much do you need?
# In a West End town, a dead-end world
# The East End boys and West End girls
# Oh, a West End town, a dead-end world
# East End boys and West End girls
# West End girls
Oo-ooo-ooh
# Girls Oooh, ye-e-eah!
# East End boys Oooo-oooh, yeah
# What about, what about the boy? Boys and West End girls
# Ye-ah, ye-ah, yea-ah Girls
# West End girls
# Ooh, baby
# How about it? Girls
# How about it? West End girls
# West End boys and West End girls Girls
# West End girls Ooo-oooh, ye-e-eah!
# Girls What about, what about...
# West End girls ..The boy? #
LOW BASS
# Phat
# Planet
BEATS BEGIN
# I can't sleep tonight
# Everybody's saying everything is all right
# Still I can't close my eyes
# I'm seeing a tunnel at the end of all these lights
# Sunny days
# Where have you gone?
# I get the strangest feeling
# You belong
# Why does it always rain on me?
# Is it because I lied when I was 17?
# Why does it always rain on me?
# Even when the sun is shining
# I can't avoid the lightning
# I can't stand myself
# I'm being held up by invisible men
# Still life on a shelf when
# I got my mind on something else
# Sunny days
# Oh, where have you gone?
# I get the strangest feeling
# You belong
# Why does it always rain on me?
# Is it because I lied when I was 17?
# Why does it always rain on me?
# Even when the sun is shining
# I can't avoid the lightning
# Oh, where did the blue sky go?
# Oh, and why is it raining so?
# So cold
# Can't sleep tonight
ALL: # Everybody's saying everything is all right
# Still I can't close my eyes
# I'm seeing a tunnel at the end of all these lights
# Sunny days
# Oh, where have you gone?
# I get the strangest feeling
# You belong
# Why does it always rain on me?
# Is it because I lied when I was 17?
# Why does it always rain on me?
# Even when the sun is shining
# I can't avoid the lightning
# Oh, where did the blue sky go?
# Oh, and why is it raining so?
# So cold
# Why does it always rain on me?
# Is it because I lied when I was 17?
# Why does it always rain on me?
# Even when the sun is shining
# I can't avoid the lightning
# Why does it always rain on me?
# Why does it always rain on
# On me?
That was cool.
OK, this is our last song for you this evening.
Have an excellent rest of the festival.
People have been coming together for thousands of years.
It's the best feeling when there's everybody in the one place.
It's something we should do more of. What do you think?
ALL: Yeah!
Anyway, this is a song dedicated to every single person in this place.
This is called Happy. We'll see you soon.
One, two, three, four!
# It starts in the morning when you're lying next to me
# I'm rolling, I'm rolling
# I'm rolling so quickly
# Now I'm not a doctor and I'm not a lawyer
# I get the prescription
and set it on fire
# Blow me a kiss I'll be happy the rest of my life
# And I'm so happy cos you're so happy
# I'm so happy cos you're so happy
# And I'm so happy cos you're so happy
# Oooooh-aaaaah-heeeeeeey
# I'm so happy
# I really shouldn't like it
# But I love it
# When I say I'm not excited
# You're invited
# And I think I'm getting older
# There's this weight across my shoulder
# It's a shame we're the same, such a shame
# I'm to blame all the time
# But early this evening
# I wanted to be with you
# I got on the blower
# The next thing I know you're speaking
# Now I'm gonna tell you what I've been thinking
# And I've got a hunch
# That you're thinking the same thing
# And with some luck we'll be lying together tonight
# And I'm so happy cos you're so happy
# I'm so happy cos you're so happy
# And I'm so happy cos you're so happy
# Heeeeeey
# Heeey-heeeey-aaaaah
# And I'm so happy
# Hey hey
# Heeeeeeeeeey
# Heeey-heeeey-aaaaah
# Heeeeeeeeeey-hey
# Oooh
# Heeey-heeeey-heeey
# I said hey-hey
# I'm so happy. #
Good night, Glastonbury!
# Come in from the cold
# Come in from the rain
# Come in from the cold
# Come in from the rain
# Give yourself a bump
# Let the T-Bag take the strain
# Don't be sad or lonely
# Don't be down or blue
# Looking for a bump
# Mr T-Bag, he's for you
# Tell me how you are
# Are you wishing on a star?
# Tell me how you are
# Are you wishing on a star?
# Give yourself a bump
# Let the T-Bag take the lump
# Don't be sad or lonely
# Don't be down or blue
# You're looking for a bump
# Mr T-Bag, he's for you. #
TRUMPET SOLO
Have you had a nice boogie today?
CROWD: Yes!
OK. We're going to leave in just a moment.
To unleash the full spirit of boogie,
in this mystical place, will you join in this experiment with us?
CROWD: Yes!
You have to do three things.
Get down.
Then get up and scream.
Aaaaaah!
And then the boogie will be unleashed. Let's try it.
Let's get down first.
Yes. This is going to be beautiful.
This is going to be beautiful.
On the given signal, get up and scream.
# Don't be down or lonely
# Don't be sad or blue
# If you're looking for a bump
# Mr T-Bag, he's for you. #
Aaaah!
MUSIC ENDS
Thank you very much!
Thank you! Have a lovely time! Good night!
# Friday night I'm going nowhere
# All the lights are changing
# Green to red
# Turning over TV stations
# Situations running through my head
# Looking back through time
# You know it's clear that I've been blind
# I've been a fool
# To open up my heart
# To all that jealousy, that bitterness
# That ridicule
# Saturday I'm running wild
# And all the lights are changing
# Red to green
# Moving through the crowd I'm pushing
# Chemicals are rushing in my bloodstream
# I only wish that you were here
# You know I'm seeing it so clear, I've been afraid
# To show you how I really feel
# Admit to some
of those bad mistakes
# I've made
# And if you want it
# Come and get it
# For crying out loud
# The love that I was
# Giving you was
# Never in doubt
# Let go your heart
# Let go your head
# And feel it now
# Let go your heart
# Let go your head
# And feel it now
# Babylon
# Well, well, well, well
# Sunday, all the lights in London shining
# Sky is fading
# Red to blue
# And I'm kicking through the autumn leaves
# And wondering where it is you might be going to
# And then I'm turning back for home
# You know I'm feeling so alone
# I can't believe
# Climbing on the stair, I turn around
# To see you smiling there in front of me
# Well
# If you want it
# Come and get it
# For crying out loud
# The love that I was
# Giving you was
# Never in doubt
# Let go your heart
# Let go your head
# And feel it now
# Let go your heart
# Let go your head
# And feel it now
# Let go your heart
# Let go your head
# And feeee-eee-eee-eeel it
# Let go your heart, let go your head
# And feel it now
# Babylon
Come on now!
# Let go your heart
# Let go your head
# Weee-eee-eeell, Glastonbury!
# Let go your heart
# Let go your head
# We-ee-ell!
# Let go your heart
# Let go your head
# And feeee-eee-eeel it
# Let go your heart
# Let go your head
# And feel it no-o-o-ow
# Babylon
# Well, well, well, why why why. #
Thank you!
# Maybe I didn't love you
# Quite as often as I could have
# Maybe I didn't treat you
# Quite as good as I should have
# If I made you feel all second best
# Girl, I'm sorry, I was blind
# But you were always on my mind
# You were always on my mind
# Tell me
# Tell me that your sweet love hasn't died
# Give me
# Give me one more chance to keep you satisfied
# I'll keep you satisfied
# Little things I should've said and done
# I just never took the time
# But you were always on my mind
# You were always on my mind
# You were always on
# My mind. #
Thank you very much
Yeah.
All right, y'all?
Make some noise if you've been angry before.
Make some real noise if you've ever been angry before!
I wrote this song about it.
It goes like this.
I hate you so much right now!
Aaaaaarrrggghh!
Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo!
Know this song now?
This song is for all you,
all of you who've been lied to!
MUSIC DROWNS OUT VOICE
Know what I'm saying? It's how it goes now. Come on, y'all.
# Last year, Valentine's Day
# You would just warmly say
# "Babe, I love you, love you, babe"
# Held you when you were sick
# Even
# The whole time I think to myself
# This isn't fair
# What is this I see?
# You don't come home, no
# When you don't come home to me
# Can't deal, can't bear
# You keep telling me lies
# But to your surprise
# Look, I found her red coat
# And your Bitch under it
I hate you so much right now!
Aaarrrgghh!
I hate you so much right now! I hate you so much right now!
Aaarrrggghhh!
I hate you so much right now!
# So sick of your games
# I'll set your truck to flames
# And watch it blow up, blow up
Tell me
# How you gonna see her now?
# So far from sincere
# Fabrications in my ear
# Drive me so far up the wall
I come sliding down
# What is this I see?
# You don't come home to me
# When you don't come home to me
# I can't deal, can't bear
# You keep telling me lies
# But to your surprise
# Look, I hope you're happy since you're out there
Yo! Yo!
Yo!
If you know this song, scream with me!
CROWD SCREAMS
I hate you so much right now! I hate you so much right now!
Aaaargggh!
I hate you so much right now!
Aaarrrgghhh!
I hate you so much right now!
# She's so raunchy, so vulgar
# Not me, why the hell her?
# She dresses a mess what do you see?
# It's not all about cash
# Nor how much you flash
# How I dress is a reflection of me
# What is this I see?
# You don't come home to me
# When you don't come home to me
# Can't deal, can't bear
# You keep telling me lies
# But to your surprise
# I've got something for y'all since you're caught out there
I hate you so much right now!
Aaarrrgghhh!
I hate you so much right now!
Aaaarrrrgghhh!
I hate you so much right now!
# Caught out there
# Caught out there. #
MUSIC STOPS
# I feel like I'm at something
# You always say you need more time
# Well, I'll stay right here
# And I'll wait for good
# Until I find a love worth mine
# Someday you've got it coming
# It hurts me when I read the signs
# So loud and clear that
# It makes you glad
# If I'm leaving first
# And crying
Come on!
# All you good, good people
# Listen to me
# You're just about done
# With the way that you feel
# When nothing rings home enough
# To dig your heels in
# You don't have to leave me
# To see what I mean
# All you good, good people
# Listen to me
# All I wanna do
# Is find
# My name upon the line
# Before I have to lose this
# I want time
# All you good, good people
# Listen to me
# You're just about done
# With the way that you feel
# Nothing rings home enough
# To dig your heels in
# You don't have to leave me
To see what I mean
# Lose all your fears
# They're keeping you down
# You won't have to fake it
# While I'm around
# All you good, good people
# Listen to me
# Yeah, la la la la la, la la la
# La la la
# La la la la la, la la la
# Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
# Yeah yeah yeah yeah
# Oooh-ooh-oooh
# Yeah, la la la la, la la la
# La
# La la la la, la la la
# La la
# Yeah
# La la la la, la la la
# La la la la, la la la. #
SCRATCHING
Glastonbury! Give it up for Andy "Handyman" Mendoza!
Jump! Jump! Jump!
Jump! Jump! Jump! Come on!
Come on! Come on!
Say yeah! CROWD: Yeah!
Long drink, too easy to freak
The innocent, I might introduce
Semester! The court jester!
Innocent quester, the best on the block
Don't talk about the block, I wanna rock
Cos shellshock, get jiggy in your tube socks
Sweating as the fog hits
You need a fix?
I'll put you in the mix and do you quick like an athlete
Test me, I E equals MC
We're over here, foreign seas to the brink
No matriarch, get true and I's with me
Crazy mixture at the Glastonbury
# It's a Super Bowl sundae
We're on a Super Bowl sundae
Yo yo
# Oooh
It's a Super Bowl sundae
# Ah, ah, ah, ah
I must avoid avalanches
I'm breaking all the trees like matches
I work, battling and breakdancing
Even if I do see it, you won't be seeing me
Cos I can be serious, totally mysterious
Transformation, climbing up the wall
She don't want my autograph
There ain't nothing like competition
Take a picture, someone's smiling at you
The year's worst rapper
Tell 'em a story
It's about time I got off of your behind
Yo yo!
# Oooh It's a Super Bowl sundae
# We're going on...
# Super Bowl sundae
Yo yo! We're on a Super Bowl sundae!
Clap your hands, clap your hands!
Everybody!
# Super Bowl sundae, ooh It's a Super Bowl sundae!
# Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
# Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
# Super Bowl sundae, ooh. #
We're on a Super Bowl sundae!
Everybody!
Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!
Jump! Jump! Jump!
Jump!
Say yeah!
Louder!
Glastonbury!
# Ooh, yeah
# Do it, do it now
# Ooh, yeah
People!
# Ooh, yeah
# Do it, do it now
# Ooh, yeah
# Red alert, red alert, it's a catastrophe
# But don't worry
# Don't panic
# Ain't nothing going on but history, yeah
# But it's all right
# Don't panic
# And the music keeps on playing
# On and on
# And the music keeps on playing
# On and on
# Red alert, red alert, it's a catastrophe
# But don't worry
# Don't panic
# Ain't nothing going on but history, yeah
# But it's all right
# Don't panic
# And the music keeps on playing
# On and on
# And the music keeps on playing
# On and on
# On and on and on and on
# And the music keeps on playing
# On and on
# And on and on
# And the music keeps on playing
# On and on
# Ah!
# And we shake, shake, shake
SHE SCREAMS
# Aaah!
Put your hands in the air!
Show light! Red lights!
# Yeah-yeeaaa-aaa-aaah
# Aaaaa-aaaaa-aaah
# Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
# Ooh, yeah
# Yo yo yo yo yo
# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
# Yeah, yeah, yeah
# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yo
# Yeah ya
# Yeah yeah oh
# On and on
# On and on and on
# And the music keeps on playing
# On and on
# And the music keeps on playing
# On and on
Help me out!
# And the music keeps on playing
MUSIC CUTS OUT
# On and on
Help me!
# Playing on and on. #
Glastonbury!
# Ooooh
# Yeah
# Ziggy played guitar
# Jamming good with Weird and Gilly
# The spiders from Mars
# He played it left hand
# But he made it too far
# Became the special man
# Then we were Ziggy's band
# Ziggy really sang
# Screwed up eyes
# And screwed down hairdo
# Like some cat from Japan
# He could kill 'em by smiling
# He could leave 'em to hang
# Came on so loaded, man
# Well hung and snow white tan
# So where were the spiders?
# While the fly tried to break our balls?
# Just the beer light to guide us
# So we bitched about his fans
# And should we crush his sweet hands?
# Oh!
# Oh, yeah
# Ziggy played for time
# Jiving us, we were voodoo
# The kids were just crass
# He was the nazz
# With God given ass
# He took it all too far
# But boy, could he play guitar
# Making love with his ego
# Ziggy sucked up into his mind
# Like some leper messiah
# When the kids had killed the man
# I had to break up the band
# Oooh-oooh-ooooh
# Ooh-ooh-oooh-ooh
# When Ziggy played
# Guitar
# Oooooh. #
Thank you.
# You
# You will be mean
# And I
# I'll drink all the time
# Cos we're lovers
# Yeah, and that is a fact
# Yes, we're lovers
# And that is that
# Though nothing
# Will drive them away
# We could beat them
# For ever and ever
# We can be heroes
# Just for one day
# What do you say?
# I
# I wish you could swim
# Like dolphins
# Like the dolphins can swim
# Though nothing
# Will keep us together
# We can beat them
# For ever and ever
# We can be heroes
# Just for one day
# What do you say?
Hey!
# I
# I will be king
# And you
# You will be my queen
# Though nothing
# Will drive them away
# We can be heroes
# Just for one day
# We can be heroes
# For ever and ever
# I
# I can remember
# I remember
# Standing
# Standing by the wall
# By the wall
# And the guns
# The guns shot above our heads
# Above our heads
# And we kissed
# As though nothing could fall
# Nothing could fall
# And the shame
# Is there on the other side
# We can beat them
# For ever and ever
# We can be heroes
# Just for one day
# What do you say? I said...
# We can be heroes
# Just for one day
# We can be heroes
# We're nothing
# And no-one will help us
# Maybe we're lying
# Then you better not stay
# But we could be safer
# Just for one day. #
MUSIC ENDS, CROWD CHEERS
MUSIC RESTARTS
# Ohhh-ohhhh-oh-ohhhh
# Ohhh-ohhhh-oh-ohhhh. #
CROWD CHEERS
Music: "Always On My Mind" by The Pet Shop Boys
# Maybe I didn't treat you
# Quite as good as I should have
# Maybe I didn't love you
# Quite as often as I could have
# Little things I should've said and done
# I never took the time
# But you were always on my mind
# You were always on my mind
# Maybe I didn't hold you
# All those lonely, lonely times
# And I guess I never told you
# I'm so happy that you're mine
# If I made you feel second-best
# I'm so sorry, I was blind
# But you were always on my mind
# You were always on my mind
# Tell me
# Tell me that your sweet love hasn't died
# Give me
# One more chance to keep you satisfied
# Satisfied
# Little things I should've said and done
# I never took the time
# But you were always on my mind
# You were always on my mind
# Tell me
# Tell me that your sweet love hasn't died
# Give me
# One more chance to keep you satisfied
# You were always on my mind
# Maybe I didn't treat you
# Quite as good as I should have
# Maybe I didn't love you
# Quite as often as I could have
# Maybe I didn't hold you
# All those lonely, lonely times
# And I guess I never told you
# I'm so happy that you're mine
# Maybe I
# Didn't love you. #