(MUSIC PLAYING)
(SINGING) Baby, tell me, is this good for you?
'Cause for me, it's a dream come true
I think about you, boy, day and night
If this is wrong I don't care if I'm right
'Cause I know one thing's for certain
Boy, I'm not hurtin' for inspiration
And I feel when we're together
It could be forever And ever, and ever
I wanna be the ocean to your shore
Bring you comfort evermore
I wanna be the only thing you need
Be the oxygen you breathe
Baby, bring it all to me
And I will warm you like the sun
I always knew you were the one
I wanna be the ocean to your shore
Bring you comfort evermore
I wanna be the only thing you need
Be the oxygen you breathe
'Cause one thing's for certain Boy, I'm not hurtin' for inspiration
And I feel that when we're together
It could be forever And ever, and ever
I wanna be the ocean to your shore
Bring you comfort evermore
I wanna be the only thing you need
-BRADY: Best day ever! -(MACK LAUGHING)
-Yeah, it was pretty awesome, huh? -Awesome?
Surfing all day, us being together. Awesome wishes it was this awesome.
-Yeah, it was perfect. -Yeah, it was.
Um, listen, Brady...
-Ooh, did you hear about tomorrow? -Yeah!
I mean, can you believe they're talking about 40-foot waves?
There's a huge storm coming up from the north.
I mean, surf like that only happens here once every 30 years.
Yeah, can you imagine dropping in on a barrel that huge?
Summer's not over yet! Whoo!
Come on, I'm starving.
Race you to the house!
(SIGHS)
-I clearly won. -Yeah, yeah.
First thing tomorrow, we hit the beach and that awesome surf.
Brady, about tomorrow...
-(CHATTER ON TV) -Wait. You hear that?
No way!
Hey!
Hey. What's up, bro?
I can't believe you're watching this without me.
Well, now that you're here, I'm not.
(SINGING) It's a bikini wonderland
-(CHUCKLES) -Please tell me this isn't...
BOTH: Wet Side Story!
Yeah, that.
(CHEERING ON TV)
Oh, 1962. Surfers, Bikers. Best movie ever made.
How can you two like this silliness? Especially you, Grandpa.
Silliness? Mack, my dear, this movie defined an entire culture.
-Exactly. -Yeah!
A Surfer guy and a Biker girl share a secret love
while trying to unite their rivaling gangs,
as an evil real estate mogul tries to turn their hangout into a resort
by building a weather machine, which blows up,
creating a massive storm!
Silliness? Really?
Well, can we watch it later? Because I really need to talk to you.
Just watch my favorite part.
When the two leads' eyes meet,
and they're pulled apart by their rivaling gangs.
(SINGING) I'm not the kind to fall for a guy
-Who flashes a smile -It goes on for miles
Don't usually swoon But I'm over the moon
'Cause he was just too cool for school
And now I'm falling for ya...
And this, this is my favorite part right here.
Hey! Get your soggy Surfer mitts
off my baby sister.
Get your Biker baby sister off our boarding buddy!
Oh, yeah?
Come on. They sing for no reason.
They come out of the water and their hair is totally dry.
The girls never surf as well as the boys.
-BOTH: Yeah. -And they sing for no reason.
I mention that one again,
'cause even the second time, I don't get why.
But it's always summer,
and everyone just sings and surfs.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
But really... The surfing looks fake. They'd drown on a real wave.
Seriously, they sing in the ocean and never spit out water.
Surprise.
Well, aren't you going to give your Aunt Antoinette a hug?
(SIGHS)
Wow, you are so... Grown-up.
-You look absolutely... Unacceptable. -What?
Not you, dear.
Tell him the offer is unacceptable.
It's good to see you, McKenzie. Oh.
What are you doing here? I thought you were coming tomorrow.
Well, you thought wrong. We are leaving tomorrow.
I hope you've packed.
Mack, what does she mean by "leaving tomorrow"?
Uh, this is Brady.
Brady, I am McKenzie's aunt.
I'm sure she's told you all about me.
Mack, what does she mean by "leaving tomorrow"?
Antoinette, welcome home.
Oh, hello, Father.
Mmm. (KISSING SOUNDS)
You know, it's always good to have you back here.
Oh, I see you're still making surfboards.
Oh, don't tell me. You still have that.
Still have it? (CHUCKLES)
I mean, we all grew up with the legends about this board. It's part of the family.
Me, your grandfather and his father, we each found our destiny on it.
There is only one way to "find" your destiny, McKenzie,
and that is to?
Work hard for it.
Okay, all right. Mack, what does she mean by "leaving tomorrow"?
Brady, as of tomorrow, my niece will be attending the exclusive, overpriced,
and, did I mention exclusive, Dunwich Preparatory Academy.
What?
Back east.
Ah, Antoinette, we should talk about this, please.
There is nothing to talk about.
This has always been the deal.
Isn't that right, McKenzie?
Sure.
It's just, um, that tomorrow
there are these extreme conditions I've been waiting my entire life to surf...
Surf? Oh, sweetheart.
Your new life begins tomorrow.
Your endless summer has...
It's come to an end.
Oh, but...
(EXHALES)
I can't believe you didn't tell me.
You don't understand how hard I tried. I just... I didn't know how.
You're leaving? Just like that?
Why are they making you do this?
They're not making me. It's my choice.
-So change your mind! -There's not enough time.
My flight leaves at noon tomorrow.
How can you leave? This is your home.
It's where your grandfather is, it's where you surf, it's where I am!
I was really lucky to get into this school, Brady.
And my aunt says it'll pave the way to my future.
I know you're upset, and I should've told you. I just, I didn't know how!
Mack.
Hey! Stop.
What was this deal your aunt was talking about?
(SIGHS)
After we lost my mom, the deal I made with my aunt was that
I could stay here with my grandfather for the first part of high school.
And then when it was time to get serious,
I would leave with my aunt and go to this school, like she did.
So she just shows up to take you away?
Aren't you happy here?
This is my mom's journal.
(SIGHS) "Most of all, I dream that my daughter
"becomes a great success.
"That she isn't just pulled through life,
"but marches through it, triumphantly."
She sounds amazing.
Yeah.
My mom wanted to go to college and make something of herself,
but she had me.
Time passed and...
She never got to live out that dream.
-That's not your fault. -No, I know it's not.
I also know that I can do what she never had a chance to.
You don't have to be what your aunt is. Mack, you can be anything you want.
Brady, I have to do this!
What about us?
How can there be an us after today?
I'll wait for you.
I know what it feels like to miss someone, Brady.
And I care about you too much to ever put you through that.
So you're saying you care about me enough to break up with me?
I don't want to, Brady, but...
What choice do I have?
Thanks...
For the most awesome summer of my life.
I wish it wasn't over.
(SIGHS)
S'up?
How'd you know I was gonna be here?
I knew you couldn't stay away from surf like this.
Brady, I'm glad you came, but I told you...
I just came to watch you surf, not to propose.
Okay. Check out what I'm about to do.
(EXHALES)
(PANTING)
Hey, bro.
You gotta see this. She's ripping it.
Yep.
I don't like the looks of this sky, Brady.
Yeah, check it out.
You're right, that doesn't look good. She's gotta get in. This looks bad.
(BLOWING WHISTLE)
What is she doing?
She's not paddling in. This isn't good.
(PANTING)
Mack! Come on! Don't do it!
No, I have to!
Don't do it!
Mack!
(COUGHING)
You okay?
What are you doing here?
What?
Brady, what happened to the storm? What?
Come on, let's get your board. Let's go.
What did you do?
I tried to save you!
This is the part where you tell me I'm your hero
and then you shower me with kisses.
I didn't need saving.
This was my last chance to ride that monster wave before I leave forever.
And instead, I end up here at...
Brady.
Yeah?
Brady. What?
SURFERS: (SINGING) Blue sky, gentle breeze
What a day
Yeah?
Sunshine and sweet harmonies Time to play
No more complications
From now on, just good vibrations
(ALL CHEERING)
Maybe we're dead. We've died and ended up in a musical!
(SINGING) On my way Feelin' fine
I can see my reflection In my surfboard's shine
I can hardly wait to cause a commotion
Come on, everyone Jump into the ocean
Flyin' high Just outta reach
No ands, ifs, buts We're nuts for the beach
Surf, surf Surf, surf crazy
Ride the perfect wave Say hi to the sky
Surf, sun, sand It's a bikini wonderland
Summer's on and we've gone
Surf, surf crazy
The radio blasts And here's the plan
We'll soak up the sun And get the ultimate tan
We can hardly wait To show our devotion
Here we go again Into the ocean
Now's the time, so here's the speech
No rules at all, have a ball at the beach
Surf, surf Surf, surf crazy
Ride the perfect wave Say hi to the sky
Surf, sun, sand It's a bikini wonderland
Summer's on and we've gone Surf, surf crazy
(ALL CHEERING)
Mack. We're in the movie.
What movie?
My movie! Wet Side Story!
What? How? Why?
All viable questions!
What do we do?
Have fun!
Burgers hot Water warm
A cool seaside bash
Catch a wave Turn it up
Make a splash, make a splash Make a splash
Crazy!
I'm Tanner!
Seacat!
Giggles.
Rascal.
Kiki!
Brady!
I'm Mack.
SURFERS: Cowabunga attack!
Surf, surf Surf, surf crazy
Ride the perfect wave Say hi to the sky
Surf, sun, sand It's a bikini wonderland
Summer's on and we've gone
Surf, surf crazy
Well, that happened.
This is fantastic. Ca-razy, right?
-I'd say so. -(ALL SCREAMING)
Come on.
Oh, that was awesome!
I mean, insane.
Um, what up, dawg?
Far out. He thinks we're animals.
No, no, it's an expression. It means...
(WHISPERS) You know what, he's right. It does sound ridiculous.
And where are you cats from?
So "cats" is okay, but "dogs" is weird.
Just follow my lead.
Is it leading us home?
We're from...
-Not far away. -Far away.
-Not far away.
Right. Not far, but...
But, but far.
-Yeah. -A close far.
Hey, Rascal.
Yeah, Seacat?
It seems to me that we've got some unwanted ho-dads...
Ho-dads!
-...that we need to put the kibosh... -Kibosh!
No, no, no, no, no. You've got it all wrong.
-We don't jelly... -Jelly!
...roll to outsiders.
(MOTORBIKES REVVING)
This is Big Momma's, the restaurant where the Surfers and Bikers all hang.
Bikers? What Bikers?
(MOTOR BIKE REVVING)
Each gang wants the other one gone so the others can have it for themselves.
Here comes Butchy, the leader of the motorcycle gang, the Rodents.
The Rodents?
(MOTOR BIKE REVVING)
How cool is that?
So we landed in the middle of a surf and turf war?
Soifers. Thought I smelled something fishy.
SEACAT: Rodents. I knew I should've laid some traps.
Thought you were exterminated.
And I thought you Soifers was all washed up.
Yeah. 'Cause clearly, youse is drips.
You should make like the ocean and "wave" goodbye. (GIGGLES)
'Cause Butchy wants this place to himself.
Yeah, Butchy wants this place all to himself.
Yeah, Butchy wants...
Oh.
They does not lie.
Sorry. But Big Momma's is a perfect hangout. We want it all to ourselves.
Well, I'm so very sorry, but that might not probably happen.
TANNER: Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me.
Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me.
What?
-I'll show you what. -(CLICKS FINGERS)
Stand back.
Why?
You'll see.
(CLICKING FINGERS)
(SINGING) You better run, run, run
Here we come Revving our engines under the sun
You're cruising for a bruisin'
Whoo! Keeping it cool, smooth and steady
Slick back hair Man, things are getting heavy
You're cruising for a bruisin'
Two wheels and an open road Wrapped in leather, ready to go
Don't stop, stop the music
We ride fast like a bullet
We do anything we want Anytime we want
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
We just ride, ride, ride all day
We're not gonna live any other way
Bubblegum cherry pop Go to the hop
Hangin' with my brother 'Cause his friends are so hot
While they're cruising for some bruisin'
All right.
I went to the drive-in and what did I see?
A hundred little betties all staring at me
I was cruisin' for some lovin'
I got these two wheels And an open road
Just pop that clutch I'm ready to go
Come on!
Don't stop, stop the music We ride fast like a bullet
We do anything we want Anytime we want
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
We just ride, ride, ride all day
We're not gonna live any other way
Oh, no, we're not gonna live Any other way
One, two One, two, three
Who, who, who's riding with me
I got a gang full of bruisers all cruisin' with me
And we're tearing up, we're tearing up We're tearing up the streets
(GUITAR PLAYING)
(ALL PANTING)
Don't stop, stop the music We ride fast like a bullet
We do anything we want Anytime we want
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah We just ride, ride, ride all day
We're not gonna live any other way
So don't stop, stop the music
We ride fast like a bullet
We do anything we want Anytime we want
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
We just ride, ride, ride all day
We're not gonna live any other way
No, we're not gonna live any other way
Oh, no, we're not gonna live Any other way
Whoo!
Ah!
You just couldn't help yourself, could you?
I've always wanted to be in that number.
(CHUCKLES)
(GASPS)
Remember that movie with the robot
who drank liquid from an abandoned spaceship,
turned into a vampire middle-school teacher
who taught the entire school to salsa dance
and then went on to win the regional championships?
-Yeah? -That makes more sense than this!
I have an idea! Hand me my cell.
-What year was this movie made? -Around 1960. And?
And you're gonna do what with a cell phone that doesn't exist yet?
Call my folks! Who weren't born yet. Right, right.
Brady, my entire future depends on us getting out of here, like, now!
Except, maybe it'd be fun to hang for a bit.
Except, no, it wouldn't, because I have to catch a plane in two hours!
Well, two hours and fifty years.
Fine. Maybe we need to figure out how we got here
-in order to know how to leave. -Okay.
So we came in on the storm, right? Maybe that had something to do with it.
So have to wait for a storm to get out of here?
Yeah, but we're in luck
because there's a huge storm at the end of the movie.
Okay. What are we gonna do in the meantime?
ALL: Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah!
Hey. We're having a shredder shindig tonight here at Big Momma's.
You should both make the scene.
-Yeah, but... -Sounds blastin'! Yeah!
ALL: Hey, cowabunga!
(ALL WHOOPING)
Radical!
(WHOOPING)
We're stuck in another dimension,
and your idea of a good use of time is to party? Well, not me.
This was... How am I wearing... I thought this was...
Where did these outfits come from?
The magic of movies. You look nice.
Dude, your board.
What? How did that get here?
Come on, let's go.
(SCATTING)
Hey, Giggles, those hips are so seismic!
It ain't moving them that's the problem, Seacat. It's getting 'em to stop!
Yeah!
So this is a shindig.
Yep. And you're dressed for it. Let's roll.
So, Boss, how we gonna get Big Momma's to be only a Biker joint?
Shut up, I'm thinking.
How long is that gonna take?
Great. Now I gots two things to think about.
(CLICKS FINGERS)
Let's go.
We's not gonna let a bunch of water-logged wash-outs
spoil our very fine evening.
Uh! Big Momma's is like a second home to me,
if I had a first one.
I popped my first wheelie in here.
Hey, did you see that Surfer dude eyeballing you?
Yeah, I saw him. I saw him, all right.
-Sodas for everyone. -Thanks, Sis.
Hey, those Surfers weren't bothering you, were they?
No, of course not. You know, they're not so bad.
All Surfers is bad.
Yeah, all Surfers is bad.
Now except the ones that are very bad.
They're even worse!
(LAUGHING)
Oh, it's almost time. Let's go, let's go!
Hey, Big Momma! You sure know how to fry up a fish burger.
Well, if you can catch it, Big Momma can cook it!
(CHUCKLING)
Shake a tail feather. (CACKLES)
Oh, boy, I gotta cook.
(SINGING) The day started ordinary Boys walking by
-Come on, let's dance. -No.
(CHORUS SCATTING)
-I'm sorry. -What?
It was the same old story Too fresh or too shy
(CHORUS SCATTING)
I'm not the kind to fall for a guy Who flashes a smile
It goes on for miles
Don't usually swoon But I'm over the moon
'Cause he was just too cool for school
And now I'm falling for ya Falling for ya
Can't hold on any longer And now I'm falling for ya
Feels like I tumbled from another world
Into your arms, and it's so secure
Maybe I'll stumble, but I know for sure
Head over heels I'm gonna be your girl
-Brady, Brady, Brady, Brady! -What?
I'm sorry, but I'm worried.
I don't have time to wait around for the storm.
I'm gonna head back to the beach and try and figure a way out of here.
No, no, Mack, Mack. Remember?
This is the part of the movie we saw at your grandfather's,
where the two leads get together.
You enjoy it. I'll let you know if I come up with anything.
Whoa! Whoa!
And now I'm falling for ya Falling for ya
I know I shouldn't But I just can't stop myself from
Falling for ya Falling for ya
Can't hold on any longer And now I'm falling for you
You saved my life.
Not really. I mean, the stage is, like, 2 feet up.
The worst you would've done is broken a nail.
I guess I literally fell for you, huh?
I'm Lela.
I know.
I mean, yeah, you are.
I've dreamed about this since I was, like, in fifth grade.
Who are you?
Brady, knight in shining board shorts.
That's a really long last name.
Nice of you to drop in.
Um, (CLEARS THROAT) Sorry, I, I didn't see you.
Now that you do, do you like what you see?
Sure! Ah, (CLEARS THROAT) It's really nice to meet you.
Excuse me for just one second.
Brady, can I have a moment? A really quick, important moment?
Excuse me, Lela.
Okay. It was really great falling into you.
I hope we can do it again sometime.
The mannequin with the six rows of teeth just asked me out.
Mack, something's not right.
We could write a list of things that aren't right,
starting with the fact that there are enough things to write a list.
Look around.
Nothing's happening. It's almost, it's almost dull.
Okay. And?
Okay, so when Lela sings that song
about finding the perfect boy and being happy...
See, that's exactly my point. Why does she need a boy to be happy?
Because it's 1962.
The thing is, after she sings that song,
it's Tanner who's supposed to catch her as he's walking by.
Okay, what happens right after he catches her?
They fall instantly in love, but are pulled apart,
and a full-on dance war breaks out.
It's almost like nobody knows exactly what to do next.
Oh!
Lela and Tanner were supposed to fall into each other's arms, find love,
and then are pulled apart by a turf war? That's how the movie's written?
But, instead, they fell into our arms, and now they're into us.
-And there's no turf war? -Right.
So we changed the movie.
We changed the movie.
-We changed the movie! -Yeah.
Well, do you think it will affect anything?
It affected who they fell for. Who knows what else it could affect?
Okay, okay. Brady, you said that there's a storm at the end of the movie
that we can ride out of here on.
Yeah. Three days after they meet.
(CLEARS THROAT)
I'm gonna ask you something, even though I know,
and I know you know, I don't wanna know.
Is there anything that happens in the next three days
that could somehow affect that storm?
See! Didn't wanna know!
If you're looking for this to make sense, you're on the wrong beach.
I'm looking to see if Les Camembert is building
his diabolical weather machine.
How often do you hear that sentence?
Remember? I told you about the maniacal real estate developer?
Or that one.
Les Camembert knows this beach-front property will be gold someday,
so he tells Big Momma to sell it to him, so he can build an over-priced resort.
She says no.
Of course she does, or there would be no movie.
-It gets better. -I can't wait.
-(BOTH PANTING) -Let's just stop right here.
No way. That's the Camembert hideout.
Let's go! Come on.
This is it!
How do we get in?
Boom.
CAMEMBERT: You know, I've dreamed of a scheme
like this ever since I was a mere lad
conning my school fellows out of their lunch money. Lunch.
DR. FUSION: How about take-out?
That's him.
He's all British and proper, but he's from Pittsburgh.
Wait. Who is that with him?
(GIGGLING)
(WHISPERS) What are they building?
Desperate to get Big Momma's,
Les Camembert hires a mad scientist, Dr. Fusion,
to carry out his diabolical idea.
Come on, come on.
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
What is that?
Les Camembert's diabolical weather altering machine.
Yes, yes, yes. Manual?
This thing's almost built, shouldn't you be off-book?
This machine will so drastically change the weather patterns,
it will literally still the oceans, so there's no longer surf.
It'll create humidity so dense
it'll rust every piece off of those shiny chrome machines.
The Surfers will leave to find a new spot to surf,
the Bikers won't come near this area ever again,
and I shall triumph! Triumph, I say!
You will have the last laugh!
Yes, well, I've always been rather wary of the last laugh.
I mean, what if it was only moderately funny?
(BOTH LAUGHING)
And this thing never won an Oscar?
Mack! Wait.
In the movie, Lela and Tanner discover Les' plan,
they unite the Surfers and Bikers, and destroy the machine,
which ends in an explosion. That's what creates the storm.
So if Lela and Tanner don't get back together,
which would put the movie back on track
the way it's supposed to play out...
Then the chain of events that create that storm won't happen.
And we'll be stuck here and never get home.
Don't worry. We'll figure it out.
CHEECHEE: Butchy, it's cold. Gimme your jacket?
(GIGGLES) Here.
Oh!
Thanks again, Brady, for catching me. You know, these are...
Oh, bonkers. Are you two together? I would never take another girl's boy.
I mean, that would be stealing, and, well, probably very hard to return.
No. We're not together.
I mean, we're together, but we're not together.
Lela, this is McKenzie.
So you wouldn't mind if Brady took me for a walk on the beach?
Please. I mean, beaches were meant to be walked on.
That's why they're called beaches.
You guys are strange. I like that.
Meet me by the water, Brady.
Oh, it was very nice to meet you.
I don't get it.
Okay, first you break up with me,
but then you throw me in the arms of someone else?
She's crushing on you.
I like you, and until you go off to that school,
I'm not gonna like anyone else but you.
The way I like you.
Okay, you're not seeing what's right in front of you.
You're right in front of me!
I can explain it to you, Brady, but I can't understand it for you.
So the way to get her to like him,
is for me to deflect her affections off of me, and on to him.
I really hope so. I'm gonna do the same with Tanner.
All right. I'll be back as soon as I can get that smokin' girl to hate me.
(SIGHS)
(STRUMMING)
Hi!
Uh, do you mind if I join you?
Course not. I'd wanna join me, too.
So, hey, you know, I've never seen a chick quite like you.
Chick? Really? Hold on while I lay some eggs.
Okay.
No, that was a...
Never mind. Thank you for the compliment. It's nice.
(CHUCKLES) Sure.
BRADY: So, Lela, how come you Bikers don't get along with the Surfers?
Oh.
It's always been like that.
We're not supposed to have a lot in common.
Plus, we both want Big Momma's.
Some of them seemed pretty cool. Like, that guy Tanner?
It was very courageous of you
to charge the stage like that and save my life.
Courageous? No, no, no.
Maybe.
I mean, I'm sure anyone would have done the same.
Even a Surfer.
You're my hero.
Hero?
I mean...
Listen, Lela,
it's amazing spending time with you, but it's not...
I'm not what you think.
So you play the guitar.
I know.
No, I mean, are you good?
I am a little tired, but...
At playing guitar.
Well, sure. When something inspires me.
If music be the food of love, play on.
Was that Shakespeare?
Huh? Uh, no. That was me. Sometimes I talk low for effect.
It works.
Thanks! I can do (IN HIGH VOICE) high also,
(NORMAL VOICE) but chicks really dig low better.
Yeah.
You know, I dig you, Mack.
You're different than other girls around here.
Actually, no. I'm not different. I'm totally the same.
The same as what?
As everyone that isn't different.
You mind if I write a song for you?
Yes. What word rhymes with Mack?
Smack? That's a terrible song.
Really, Tanner,
you only like me because you think that running into you was destiny.
But not our destiny.
Your destiny, with someone that you're meant to be with,
that isn't me.
See?
Oh, good. A song anyway.
(SINGING) I believe we all have a soul mate
The chance for a perfect duet
I believe in hopeless devotion
I just haven't found her yet
But in my mind I see the chick
Who is meant for me
She'll be someone who is lovely
Someone wonderful and true
The kind of boy who makes you smile Even when you're feeling blue
-And I know, I know he's out there -And I know, I know she's out there
Most definitely
Oh, yeah
Not a phony or a fake
Sweeter than a chocolate shake My "meant to be"
When it's meant to be You go kinda crazy
Meant to be You forget your own name
When it's meant to be That's destiny calling
And nothing ever will be the same
Oh, yeah
You need a girl who's into music
To ride up high on cupid's wings
Find that boy with perfect hair
Hello, Hollywood ending with strings
-Oh, I know, I know she's out there -Oh, I know, I know he's out there
Can't you see?
Oh, yeah
Maybe you've already met The one you'll never forget
You're meant to be
When it's meant to be
The stars seem to glisten
Meant to be All the clouds depart
When it's meant to be
That's destiny calling And if you listen you'll find your heart
Four eyes meet And the meet is sweet
Could it lead to something more?
What's the deal
When the way you feel Is something you've never felt before?
-Oh. -Gee.
-Um. -Plan B?
(SCATTING)
When it's meant to be You go kinda crazy
Meant to be You forget your own name
When it's meant to be That's destiny calling
And nothing ever will be the same
I'm thinking that didn't go as well as we hoped.
Wait. Oh, no! It's your favorite movie. What do we do?
Uh, in the movie, the next thing to happen is
the Biker girls all have a pajama party
and the Surfer guys all hang at Big Momma's.
Maybe we need to get ourselves invited.
All right, all right.
So I'll go this way, and you go that way, cool?
-Yeah. -Let's do it.
This way. My bad.
It's my favorite movie. I should've known. Sorry.
-Brady! -Yo!
Lela!
-You know what I have never done? -Eaten a rock? Kissed a squirrel?
All exciting things, but, no.
I've never had a pajama party.
We do them all the time! We're having one tonight.
-You don't say! -Sure I do! I just did.
Tanner! What are you guys doing later?
Hangin' at Big Momma's. Wanna come?
-Sure. -Cool.
Girls tend to overcomplicate things.
Hey, Lela, you should totally invite Mack to your sleepover.
Oh, great idea! How about it, Mack?
-I wouldn't miss it. -(GIGGLES)
(SIGHS)
(CHUCKLES)
Whee!
-Brady. -Whoa!
-(STUTTERS) You saw that, right? -If you did.
What's going on?
Well, rash guard didn't exist then, right?
So it doesn't belong here and it disappeared.
Wait, wait, we didn't belong here either, so what's gonna happen to us?
-No! -(MUSIC PLAYING)
-No music! Brady! -(MUSIC STOPS)
We have to get out of here. I have to get on a plane!
-I don't... It's not me! -(MUSIC PLAYING)
-No! No! This is not a song! -(MUSIC STOPS)
CHEECHEE: What are you doing?
Well, I'm trying something new. You always have it the same!
-No! -Come on! One time.
Just keep teasing, Struts!
Oh, jiminy-jeeps, Cheechee, how high do you want me to go?
Until your ears pop.
Okay.
But you better stay clear of ceiling fans.
And this time, make it even. Last time I kept tipping over.
(GIGGLES)
What do you think?
-STRUTS: Oh, my gosh! -Okay.
It's beautiful.
Should I wear this to go see Brady?
He loves to surf, and the water is blue, and this dress is blue,
so next time he goes surfing, he'll see the blue water and he'll think of me.
Oh, my gosh. I love it.
Why should a boy influence what you choose to wear?
-Or anything you do? -Simple.
A girl will look at your dress.
A boy will look at how you look in your dress.
Yeah, what's the matter with letting a boy be in control of things?
(ALL CHUCKLING)
It's your life. You can decide what to do.
I decide to let boys decide.
To ask us out.
Why don't you just ask them out?
(ALL GASP)
-Has the spark come off your plugs? -Yeah, we don't ask anyone out.
We can do anything a guy can do.
I don't know where you're from,
but around here, you have to ask a boy out without asking him.
You know, like, with your eyes.
(GIGGLES)
(ALL GIGGLING)
(BIRD TWITTERING)
-What's up? -Man, it's wigged out. I keep missing.
What are you trying to do?
It's this game I play where I shoot stuff and I try to hit that angry bird.
Wait a minute. Angry... (CHUCKLES)
So all you guys do around here is hang, eat and surf?
TANNER: Is there any other way?
Sounds perfect.
There sure are some boo-ha beauties around here, like that girl Lela?
SEACAT: The Rodent?
We don't date no rats.
You wouldn't take out a girl just 'cause she's a Biker?
The tide wouldn't take out a girl just because she's a Biker.
Don't listen to those guys.
It doesn't matter if a girl's a Surfer, a Biker, or a bookworm.
What do you like?
Well, a girl's gotta have something special, you know?
(SINGING) When you meet a girl you like
You should take my advice
Girls like boys like me
Take the lead She likes it when you're in control
Let her breathe Chill out and go with the flow
Make all the plans Don't be impolite
I know what girls, know what girls Yeah, I know what girls like
A quick glance Bat your eyes and look away
Take a chance Why not ask him on a date?
Pick up the check
No! Bake him a pie
I know what boys, know what boys Yeah, I know what boys like
I know what girls like You know what I mean
I know what boys like Boys like girls like me
I know what girls like Girls like boys like me
I know what boys like Boys like girls like me
-Like me! -Like me!
-Like me.
Hang with the guys
Hey!
Don't let her know how much you care
Look in her eyes And tell her even if you're scared
You got it wrong
No, I got it right
I know what girls, know what girls Yeah, I know what girls like
Stretch pants, cute sweater And sweet perfume
Don't dress for him It's better when you dress for you
I keep it loose
My outfit is tight
I know what boys, know what boys Yeah, I know what boys like
I know what girls like You know what I mean
I know what boys like Boys like girls like me
I know what girls like Girls like boys like me
I know what boys like Boys like girls like me
-Like me. -Like me.
All the boys, they try to woo me
The more they chase me The more I resist
All the girls, they think I'm groovy
There's only one girl that's on my list
I know what girls like Girls like boys like me
I know what boys like Boys like girls like me
I know what girls like Girls like boys like me
I know what boys like Boys like girls like me
I know what girls like Girls like boys like me
I know what boys like Boys like girls like me
I know what girls like Girls like boys like me
-Like me! -Like me!
-Like me. -Like me.
(ALL SCREAMING)
-(CHUCKLING) What's up, Elvis? -Hey, frat boy. How did last night go?
So cool being one of those guys, even for a night, you know?
They look out for each other.
Well, I couldn't get Lela to talk about Tanner.
I don't think we're any closer than we were before.
Not really, no.
But what if we can't get them together?
We could be stuck here forever.
-Would it be so bad? -Yes.
Every minute that I'm here,
is another minute that I'm not doing what my mom wanted.
Every minute that we're here, we're together.
-I know, but... -Besides,
when will we get another chance to be in a movie?
Like, actually in a movie.
Come on, Mack, what's your hurry to grow up and leave?
Everyone's counting on me to.
Do you really want to?
-I thought you understood. -I do.
Well, then help me get home.
Fine.
Maybe we just need to get Lela and Tanner
to spend more time with each other, without peer pressure.
Right.
So they get to know each other as people and not just rivals.
Yeah.
How are we gonna do that?
I don't know, but I'm not going to stop until I figure it out.
Seacat! Look!
Hey!
Whoa-ho! Wa-hini!
Cowabunga!
Cowabunga.
Yeah!
I've never been beaten on the waves before.
Especially not by a girl.
Well, I think that girls can do anything guys can do.
Well, if I was gonna think something right now,
I think that people aren't always what I think.
Does that go for Bikers, too?
Truth is, Bikers aren't that bad.
They want the same thing we want. We just want it better.
So why all the conflict between you?
I don't know. It's sort of what everyone expects.
Like, it's the way it's always been, I guess.
It's like your heart's telling you one thing,
but you feel like you have to do something else.
Yeah, I feel like, it's just the something else that always gets in the way.
You know, you're a pretty smart guy.
Yeah, but more pretty. (CHUCKLES)
Oh.
I know this electronic stuff can be really complicated.
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
Um, come here.
Come here, come here, come here, come here.
Sit.
-Really, Lela, it's fine. -No, we're just gonna try it.
-Are you okay? -Yeah. Yeah, I'm just homesick.
Oh, no, is it the decor? I...
No, no, no. I'm not sick of your home, I'm just...
-How are things with you and Brady? -Good, I guess.
-How are things with you and Tanner? -Good, I guess.
You know, sometimes I think that boys don't tell us what they're thinking,
just because telling us would involve more thinking.
But they make up for it by being cute.
And boys. (CHUCKLES)
-Hey, that's a really pretty necklace. -It's Hawaiian.
It means friendship forever.
Like us now. (CHUCKLES)
You know, you're not at all what I thought you'd be.
Yeah, I'm not as much like me as people think.
You know, it's funny, I feel like I could tell you anything.
Yeah, I know. It does feel like that, doesn't it?
I have a secret I've never told anybody.
Well, you can tell me, if you want. I mean, friendship forever, right?
Okay, okay!
(SIGHS)
-Ready? -Mmm-hmm.
I wanna surf.
Surf?
Cool.
I mean, like a pro! It's absolutely insane, I know.
And if my brother ever found out, he would blow a gasket.
Plus, no girl has ever surfed like a boy before.
I mean, until you, but that's what I wanna do.
-It's crazy, huh? -Lela.
Never let anyone tell you what you can and can't do in life.
But...
How do I do that?
It's not always easy. Believe me, but...
(SIGHS)
So you think I should surf?
You definitely should surf.
You know what? Brady would even teach you!
I mean, he taught me everything I know, and I'm a pretty great surfer, right?
-You really think he would do that? -Yeah!
I mean, it's the perfect plan! I'll set it up.
Oh, my gosh! (SQUEALS)
Hey, Tanner. So you know what?
I would love a walk on the beach. In that direction.
Now. As in a walk in that direction now.
I made this for you.
You made that for me? Really?
Well, there are, like, over a hundred kinds of flowers
indigenous to this region,
which would look so rad on a foxy babe like you.
Thanks.
It's beautiful.
So how about that walk?
Yeah.
Is it ready to be tested, Doctor?
Momentarily, this machine
will create enough humidity to cause excessive precipitation,
inducing torrential rains, as well as lots of frizzy hair and stinky pits.
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
Good. The more (MISPRONOUNCING) humidity, the better.
Humidity.
-Hu... Hu... Hu. -Hmm? Hmm? Hmm?
-What about me? -Not "who." "Hu."
-Me what? -You said "who."
-No, you said "hu." -No. It's not "who." It's "hu!"
Yes, I know it's me. Why would I not know who I am?
(GROANS)
Now, we just flip this switch.
There, that's better. It was getting dark in here.
Now, we just flip this switch ever so delicately
to protect the intricate inner workings of the machine, and...
(BOTH LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
What? Ugh!
Tanner, hi.
So I gotta go talk to Brady, but how about we meet in a few minutes?
-Yeah, sure. -Yeah.
Bye!
(CHUCKLES)
CAMEMBERT: Bravo.
You're a wizard of weather, a jet stream genius,
rising to the occasion under intense barometric pressure.
-Go on. -Your mother must be so proud.
-I'm just like her, you know. -Really?
-I even have her eyes. -Aw.
Of course, I let her keep the rest of her face.
We've only got one mother.
So now that we've temporarily caused these changes in the weather,
how do we make them permanent,
so we can get rid of these Bikers and Surfers for good?
We need to magnify the power.
(BOTH LAUGH)
-Plutonium? -Lime soda.
Strawberry soda?
-Plutonium. -(SPITS)
In two hours' time, this liquid
will turn green and reach a boiling point of 647 degrees,
or as we scientists like to call it, "Wow, that's hot!"
All right.
Meanwhile, let's go see the effect it's had on the water.
-After you. -After you.
-No, after you. -No, after you.
Sheesh!
-Brady, did you see that? -Yeah!
And it's the final warning before the big storm.
Les' plan is working.
Okay. Okay, we need to get back into the lighthouse to try and stop them,
but we need the element of surprise.
Do you think we can get into it from the water?
-(SCREAMS) -Mack! Mack, you okay?
Hair.
-Hair? -Hair!
Hair!
Your hair isn't wet.
-My hair isn't wet! -What does that mean?
It means that my hair isn't wet!
And that means?
We're morphing, changing, Brady, we're morphing into the movie.
-We're changing? -We're changing.
(SINGING) What are we gonna do...
You're singing.
I'm singing
Why are you singing?
I don't know, I suddenly just...
Broke into song?
We're part of an involuntary musical number.
-(SCATTING) -Stop!
I can't stop
Stop!
I can't stop
This isn't good.
First the rash guard vanishes, then your hair, now this.
(UKULELE STRUMMING)
(SINGING) What's going on
This can't be happening
Don't tell me it's a song
It's a song.
This wasn't how I planned it
Can't you see that this has gone too far?
Please just pause the DVR Someone, won't you make it stop?
I'm losing my mind
I don't see a problem
Everything I say, it rhymes Here comes another line
Just close your eyes if you don't wanna see
What's this choreography?
Someone, won't you make it stop?
BOTH: Oh
I can't stop singing
Make it stop, make it stop Am I real or just a prop?
Oh
I can't stop singing, so let's just talk
Talk, talk
It's just a song
An inefficient way to move the story along
I'm done!
(MUFFLED VOICE)
You're just being cynical
No, it's just the principle
Someone, won't you make it, make it stop?
Don't make it stop!
Oh, I can't stop singing
Make it stop, make it stop Am I real or just a prop?
Oh!
I can't stop singing
So let's just talk
-Talk -Talk
Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk Talk, talk, talk, talk
We're trapped inside a musical revue
At least I'm here with you I don't wanna make it stop
Oh, I can't stop singing
Make it stop, make it stop Am I real or just a prop?
Oh, I can't stop singing
Does it stop, does it stop? Is it ever gonna stop?
Oh, I can't stop singing So let's just...
Talk.
(PANTING)
-Stop! -(UKULELE STOPS)
-Okay, okay, has it stopped? Okay. -Uh-huh.
Let's go find Lela and Tanner.
-All right. -Come on!
-Oh, hey. -Hey.
-Are you waiting for Mack? -Yeah.
-You waiting for Brady? -Yeah.
All right.
So we gotta get Lela and Tanner together,
we have to make them find out about Les' machine,
and have them destroy it, before it destroys them.
Oh, no. We're talking in plot points!
Going somewhere?
Let's go.
You're not going anywhere.
I know karate!
And, like, two other Japanese words.
Brady! Brady!
Brady!
Brady? Brady!
He's fine. It was only on stun.
Drat!
Ow.
In the movie, that looked like it would hurt a whole lot less.
Yeah.
-We're gonna surf. -What? You like to surf?
I know! It's like riding a cloud. Except the cloud is water.
No way! I said the same thing! Except, well... Not right now.
I know that Bikers aren't supposed to like surfing, but I don't care.
Oh, my gosh.
I don't care.
You don't? Hey, you know what?
No, I don't know that, either.
I've always wanted to ride a motorcycle.
Are you serious?
No, I'm Tanner.
I grew up riding.
Is that why you're stunning as a moon, lighteth up a day?
Who said that?
-I just did. -Wow.
-I really like your low voice. -Thanks.
I can do (IN HIGH VOICE) high, too.
You know, who would've thought that
a Biker and a Surfer could have so much in common?
-(NORMAL VOICE) Not me. -Not me.
-Stop! -Stop!
BOTH: Okay, I'll stop.
Did you ever think that maybe the person you thought was perfect for you,
isn't as perfect for you as the perfect person for you?
You mean you?
And you.
(SINGING) I know, I know He's out there most definitely
Maybe you've already met The one you'll never forget
-You're meant to be -You're meant to be
(SCATTING)
Tanner? Tanner!
Tanner! Come here!
When it's meant to be
You go kinda crazy
Meant to be
You forget your own name
When it's meant to be
That's destiny calling
And nothing ever will be the same
(SCATTING)
Wait!
What are we gonna tell Mack and Brady?
Yeah.
Where are they anyway?
(GASPS)
I gave this to Mack. She was wearing it.
Then why did she take it off?
Something's not right.
(BOTH GASP)
We need to get help!
In mere moments, less time than it takes for me to steal this scene...
(SNEEZES)
This machine will change the weather patterns,
I shall take possession of Big Mumma's...
Big Momma's.
...and all your friends will disappear forever, or longer!
Yeah, well, there's one flaw to your plan.
Oh, really?
And what might that be?
I don't know.
Isn't there always one flaw with these kinds of plans?
Well, I'm off to measure the beach for a resort parking lot!
(BOTH LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
Ow!
Everyone, listen!
Les Camembert wants to destroy us!
He's built a weather...
A weather machine that will stop the tide.
And rust all of our bikes.
Just to get rid of us.
Plus, he has Mack and Brady held captive in a secret location!
And we don't know where it is, because it's...
BOTH: A secret!
Oh, Lordy!
We need your help.
Us or them?
-Us! -I think she meant us.
You meant them?
Or did you mean them?
I mean all of us!
Our only hope is to work together, free our friends,
and destroy that weather machine before it destroys our world.
But why should we do anything with them?
We didn't wanna do anything with you first.
(CLAMORING)
Together we can help each other.
Yeah, well, why should we listen to you?
Look, I never thought I'd have anything in common with a Biker.
That is, until I took a ride with one.
In fact, all that fighting ever did for us
was stop us from seeing what we all have in common.
Big Momma's, the beach, and...
Us.
(GASPS)
(SNIFFLING)
ALL: Aw.
I love you, Sis.
Now, let's do this.
BOTH: Together!
-Together! -Yeah!
(CHEERING)
Hallelujah!
Ha-ha!
(SQUEALS)
Ow!
It could be worse.
At least my favorite movie wasn't Tarantulas on a Train.
(SPLUTTERS)
Okay, you've lost it.
If we hadn't have come here,
I'd be on the plane right now, heading to some private school
to become something that I really don't wanna be.
You don't, do you?
You know, I've spent this entire movie
telling Lela to follow her heart and do what she loves, and she did.
She's more courageous than I am.
That's not true.
You're braver than anyone I know.
So you're glad we came.
I couldn't be more glad.
It's like, I'm tied up, but at the same time, I've never felt more free.
You were right.
What's the hurry to grow up, when I could be stuck in 1962 with you?
(SINGING) When it's meant to be
The stars seem to glisten
BOTH: Meant to be All the clouds depart
When it's meant to be
It's destiny calling
And if you listen, you'll find your heart
We only have one loose screw left,
and then we will be ready to change the world!
Do you really wanna do this?
Ruin the lives of all these people?
Just because you can magnify the power of nuclear plutonium
by 647 degrees, doesn't mean you have to.
-What? -What?
Like I never paid attention while you watched the movie.
How did you know that? Who are you?
We're from the future, and you're not real.
You're just a villain in a movie we got stuck in somehow.
No.
Yep.
I'm nothing but
(GASPS) a flicker on a silver screen?
Yeah, pretty much.
Bad news! Bad news! Bad news!
The Surfers and the Bikers have united together
in order to destroy us and save you two!
-How's that bad news? -Bad news for you.
Well, really?
-Doctor. -Huh?
It's time.
The machine, man!
(MACHINE WHIRRING)
Look, a ray! That must be where they are!
I gotta be honest with you. I'm not big on lighthouses.
It's kind of a thing.
For some people it's snakes, for some it's heights.
For me, it's lighthouses!
You can do this. We're all with you. What do you say?
Whoa! My fear is gone.
Let's go!
ALL: Yeah!
(ALL CLAMORING)
-Lela! -Tanner?
-Mack! -Brady.
Problem.
We are here to save you.
(SINGING) Surf, surf crazy Surf, surf, surf crazy
Oh, yeah Crazy, crazy for the waves, yeah
No! No!
Look at that, Brady.
They got together all by themselves.
We're here to save you!
Oh, yeah.
(SQUEALS)
Surf, surf Surf, surf crazy
Ride the perfect wave Say hi to the sky
Surf, sun, sand
Hey!
Crazy for the waves, yeah
(GIGGLING)
We can't break this thing apart!
Wait. This motor isn't much different
than a four-stroke, 500 CC, flat-twin,
air-cooled Wankel with shaft final and rear-wheel drive!
The kind you guys refurbish all the time.
She's right, but it's too hard to get to without taking the whole thing apart,
especially with these sausage fingers.
Not for me, it isn't.
SEACAT: Cowabunga attack!
(SCREAMS)
Sis, watch out!
When it's meant to be
(SIREN WAILING)
Oh, look out! This whole thing's gonna blow! Let's get out of here!
Surf, surf
Surf, surf crazy
I can't even imagine a scenario where this works out well for us.
Nope.
Summer's on and we've gone
Surf, surf crazy
(BOTH SCREAMING)
I'm not sure I like the way this movie ends.
-Movie? What movie? -Glad you asked.
It seems we're all in this movie, and we're the villains.
Intriguing.
Tell me more.
What is this?
How did we get back here?
It's exactly where we're supposed to be.
-The movie's back on track. -Yeah.
We can leave.
TANNER: There they are! You did it!
Of course! 'Cause girls can do anything boys can do.
(PANTING)
We gotta get back home.
What?
No, stay. You'll love it here.
It's always just like this. Perfect.
Perfect.
Where we're going, it's perfect, too.
I'm gonna make sure of it.
Hey.
You guys saved Big Momma's, and for that we are, to you, gratefully grateful.
Ever since you guys got here, it's been like...
It's been a different world.
It's not just because of us.
Oh.
Friendship forever.
Forever.
Yeah.
Come here.
-Cowabunga. -(BOTH LAUGHING)
-You sure you're ready? -Yeah.
(THUNDER ROLLING)
-Let's go. -Yeah.
ALL: Bye!
See you!
Surf's up!
(ALL CHEERING)
-That's the one. -Yeah. You ready?
-Absolutely. Let's go. -Yeah.
Paddle, paddle! Go, go, go, go, go!
(PANTING)
You okay?
-Wet. Wet! -What?
No, not "what," "wet!"
My hair, it's wet!
Your hair is wet! It's a wet, beautiful, stringy mop!
And, look, no time has passed. It's exactly as we left.
We did it.
And now you have a chance
to surf one of the biggest waves that ever hit this beach.
And I promise I won't try and save you.
Hey, if I needed saving, I'd want it to be you.
Go shred that wave.
(ALL GROANING)
Whoo!
(ALL CHEERING)
BIG POPPA: McKenzie!
Mack.
That was outstanding.
(CHUCKLING) Thanks, Grandpa.
McKenzie.
Do you know what you've done?
We are late for our flight, late for registration, totally off schedule,
-and all so you... -Aunt Antoinette, I love you.
And Mom would be so happy that you care so much.
But I think you've been wrong.
I mean, my mom wouldn't want me to be successful like you.
She'd want me to be happy doing what I love,
like you are at doing what you love.
But it's not what I love.
I'm trying to read between the lines. I...
I wanna stay here for high school.
I wanna be with Brady. I wanna surf more.
And, later, I don't know what.
But the thing is, I don't have to know.
And when I do decide, it'll be my choice.
Fine.
Have it your way.
You are headstrong, like your grandfather.
Hmm? Hmm.
You know, that is the nicest thing you could've said.
Aw.
You know what we should do?
-Surf. -Sing!
(SINGING) Hey
Hey
Everybody's diggin' on the rays of the summer sun
The sand and the waves are made for havin' fun
Grab your boy, your girl And hold on tight
Hip cats, hot dogs Yeah, we're so out of sight
Are you ready?
Ready, Freddy?
Ready steady?
Let's go!
It's a summer paradise
Cruisin' with the boys and girls
Surfin' day and night
Everybody shoot the curl
Hang five, keep it alive
And then you drop down low All toes on the nose
Hang ten, hot doggin' again Let's go
Surf's up
There's no doubt about who's number one
'Cause when we boogie We boogie second to none
We rock on the beach and on the waves we roll
Feel it in your feet in your heart and in your soul
Are you ready?
Ready, Freddy?
Ready steady?
Let's go!
It's a summer paradise
Cruisin' with the boys and girls
Surfin' day and night Everybody shoot the curl
Hang five, keep it alive
And then you drop down low All toes on the nose
Hang ten, hot doggin' again
Let's go
I'm Mack.
ALL: Surf's up!
(CHEERING)
It's a summer paradise
Cruisin' with the boys and girls
Surfin' day and night Everybody shoot the curl
It's a summer paradise
Cruisin' with the boys and girls
Surfin' day and night Everybody shoot the curl
Hang five, keep it alive
And then you drop down low All toes on the nose
Hang ten, hot doggin' again Let's go
Surf's up
(ALL CHEERING)
Yeah! All right!
-(SHRIEKS) -(CREW LAUGHING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
What?
I'll tell you what.
(LAUGHING)
What?
-I'll tell you what. -I'm sorry.
What?
-I'll show you what. -I'm sorry.
MAN: Come on, guys.
What?
I'll tell you what.
(ALL LAUGHING)
-MACK: Oh, it's over. -(LAUGHING)
-Where's Big Momma's? -(SCREAMING)
Where are we?
-My favorite shoes! -My hair!
BEACH DUDE: Dude.
You guys look totally lost.
Do you need to use my phone?
(SCREAMING)
VOICE: Say a command.
(SCREAMING)
SEACAT: No, no, no.