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《宋飞正传》第八季 第11集 “小杰瑞”
那么，昨天怎么了？ 我们说好一起看车展的阿 So, what happened with with the auto show?
- 我一直在等，而你却没有出现 - 噢，我很抱歉，我当时的确很忙 - I waited for you. You never came. - Oh, I'm sorry. I got really busy.
- 你等了多久？ - 5分钟 - How long did you wait? - Five minutes.
- 5分钟？就5分钟？ - 都一样，你根本没来 - Five minutes? That's it? - No difference. You never showed up.
可是，我有可能去啊 Well, I could have.
我说，上个星期我们等那个克拉默的朋友 差不多40分钟 I mean, last week we waited for that friend of Kramer's for like 40 minutes.
我们完全不认识那个人啊 We barely knew the guy.
难道你认识一个人越久 你愿意为他等待的时间越短？ The longer you know someone, the shorter you wait for them?
- 这就是我的做法 - 你什么时候告诉乔治来这里的？ - That's the way it works. - When did you tell George to be here?
我告诉他十分钟后见面，过了多久了？ Told him to meet in 10 minutes. How long has it been?
- 差不多5分钟了 - 够了 - About five. - That's enough.
对 Yeah.
早到，好极了 Early. All right.
真冷 Cold.
我知道你在杂货店被退了张支票 So I noticed you bounced a check at the bodega.
- 你怎么知道的？ - 因为马希利诺 - How did you know about that? - Marcelino.
他把所有无法兑现的支票 都贴在了收银台那 He taped it up on his cash register with all of the other bad checks.
他不能那么做 He can't do that.
这是唯一让你接受教训的方法 It's the only way you'll learn.
噢，这些蛋真恶心 Oh, these eggs are disgusting.
天，这位鸡大哥真该感到羞耻 Boy, this chicken should be ashamed of himself.
- 真美妙，太美妙了 - 发生什么了？ - Fantastic thing, fantastic. - What happened?
首先，我在刷牙时，这片苹果皮… Well, first, I'm brushing my teeth and this piece of apple skin...
…它一定在牙缝里呆了几天了… 然后掉出来了 ...that must have been lodged in there for days... comes loose.
- 的确美妙 - 然后我在基金会… - Fantastic. - Then I'm at the foundation...
- 你还在做那事？ - 有时候会 - You're still doing that? - Once in a while.
当你觉得良心不安的时候 When you feel guilty.
不，是偶尔 当我忘了让机器挑选捐助对象的时候 No, occasionally I forget to let the machine pick up.
总之，他们为一所女子监狱捐了一大笔款… Anyway, they made this large donation to a woman's prison...
…而我可以去看看我的捐助对象 ...and I get to go down there and check it out.
- 笼中浪女阿 - 没错 - That's caged heat. - Yeah.
- 你打算在那里做什么？ - 没什么 - What are you doing there? - Nothing.
就是，你知道的，在牢房里走一走… Just, you know, stroll around the cellblocks...
…或许卷进一场浴室群殴 ...maybe take in a shower fight.
你的一张支票被退了，就挂在… You got a bounced check hanging up in the market...
- …哥伦布市场那 - 是的，我知道我知道 ...over on Columbus. - Yes, I know. I know.
我看到你用的“气球小丑”支票 I noticed you chose the clowns-with-balloon check design.
那不是我订的，银行给错了另一版给我 It was a mistake. The bank sent me the wrong ones.
嘿，看看谁来了 Hey, look who's here.
嘿，科特，这是杰瑞 这是乔治，这是克莱默 Hey, Kurt, this is Jerry and George and Kramer.
- 嘿 - 嘿，科特，尝尝这些蛋吧 - Hey. - Hey, Kurt, taste these eggs.
不，我只吃放养鸡的新鲜鸡蛋 No, I only eat cage-free, farm-fresh.
对，这个就是血汗工厂的次等鸡蛋 Yes. These are sweatshop eggs.
我要给单位电话，甜心，能帮我点餐么？ I gotta call the office, honey. Will you order for me?
我是甜心 I'm a honey.
他挺不错，哈？ He's pretty great, huh?
他是来自未来世界的么？ Is he from the future?
不是，他只是剃了光头而已 我觉得那样做很有男子气慨 No, he just shaves his head. I think it's pretty gutsy.
听着，亲爱的，我来告诉你什么叫男子气慨 Listen, sweetheart, let me tell you a little something about guts.
这就是 This is guts.
哪个？贴着碎毛的那个么？ What? Clinging to some scraps?
这些可不是碎毛 These are not scraps.
这些是曾经繁荣的头发社会的遗迹 These are historic remains of a once-great society of hair.
你们今天有去杂货店吗？ Did you guys stop at the bodega today?
有个傻子的小丑支票被退票了 Some moron bounced a clown check.
（不再接收此人支票：宋飞） （因余额不足退回）
那张支票的事我十分抱歉，马希利诺 I'm really sorry about the check, Marcelino.
街坊们看来挺喜欢上面的小丑 People seem to like the clowns.
这样吧，我现在就给你40元 另加20元弥补给你带来的麻烦 Look, let me just give you the 40, plus another 20 for your trouble.
好的 Okay.
- 那你可以把那支票取下来么？ - 抱歉，不行，门店规矩 - Are you gonna take the check down? - Sorry, no. Store policy.
- 可你是这杂货店的老板阿 - 就算我也不能凌驾于规矩之上 - But it's your bodega. - Even I am not above the policy.
- 然后那些是这里的网球场 - 网球场？ - And those are our tennis courts. - Tennis courts?
操场在哪？她们群殴的地方在哪？ What about the yard? Where do they have the gang fights?
这里不会有群殴，克斯坦萨先生 这是所只需要极低安保设施的监狱 There's no fights here, Mr. Costanza. This is a minimum-security facility.
禁闭室呢？ What about a hole?
- 你曾经把囚犯塞到一个大箱子里么？ - 没有 - Do you ever put anybody in the box? - No.
这监狱真差劲 This prison stinks.
最后就是图书馆了，多亏了你的慷慨捐助… And finally the library, which has just been refurbished...
…这里现在焕然一新 ...thanks to your generous donation.
- 这是希利亚·摩根，图书管理员 - 很高兴见到你 - This is Celia Morgan, our librarian. - Nice to meet you.
- 如果需要什么可以到我的办公室找我 - 谢谢，狱长 - I'll be in my office if you need me. - Thanks, warden.
叫我贝特西 Betsy.
贝特西… Betsy.
你就是那基金会的主席了？ So are you the head of the foundation?
好吧，可以这么说 它没有了我就会不存在了 Well, let's just say it wouldn't exist without me.
你们俩在同一个店买的衣服？ So you two shop at the same store?
不，这是标准狱服 No, it's standard issue.
噢，天啊，你是囚犯？ Oh, my God. You're in jail?
这太棒了！ That is so cool.
你约她出来见面？ You asked her out?
其实，不是约出来，她可是囚犯 Well, not out. She's a prisoner.
- 你怎么能和她约会？ - 为什么不能？ - How could you ask her out? - Why not?
你连住在皇后区的姑娘都不愿意约… You wouldn't date that girl from Queens...
…只是因为你不想过桥去那边 ...because you didn't want to go over the bridge.
- 那有所不同 - 我看不出来 - It was different. - I'll say.
杰瑞，我喜欢和她一起 Jerry, I like being with her.
而且，我对她在哪了如指掌 Plus, I know where she is all the time.
实际上我连竞争对手都没有 I have relatively no competition.
而且你知道你自己就很害怕 在浪漫的时候有人打搅 And you know how you fear the pop-in?
- 总坏事 - 没有人坏事… - The pop-in. - No pop-in...
…没有“有人看着” 没有“我看到你在家” ...no, "In the neighborhood." No, "I saw your light was on."
而且最棒的一点是，如果事情进展顺利 And the best part is, if things go really well...
- 夫妻专用探监房？ - 别说不吉利的话，别说 - Conjugal visit? - Don't jinx it. Don't.
- 嘿 - 嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
- 有啥新鲜事？ - 乔治和一个罪犯约会了 - What's up? - George is dating a convict.
- 她犯什么罪？ - 挪用公款 - What's she in for? - Embezzlement.
听起来是个不错的女孩 Sounds like a nice girl.
我能放些东西到你的冰箱里么？我的放满了 Is it all right if I put some stuff in your fridge? Mine's full.
可以，没问题 Yeah, sure.
- 你根本没有冰箱，是吧？ - 好吧，这里没有 - You don't even have a fridge, do you? - Well, not here.
- 好了 - 克莱默… - Okay. - Kramer...
打住，等等，这是什么鬼东西？ Wait a minute. Wait. What the hell is that?
呃，这是鸡饲料 Well, it's chicken feed.
我感觉到了预谋 I sense something is afoot.
对，我买了只小鸡 Yeah, I bought a chicken.
让我来 Allow me.
为啥？ Why?
为了放养的新鲜鸡蛋阿 Cage-free, farm-fresh eggs.
让我来 Allow me.
- 你咋了？有病？ - 不是 - What are you? An idiot? - No.
等等，别急，给，我来付，接着 Hold it. Hold it. Here. I got it. Catch.
嘿，你的驾照 Hey, driver's license.
噢，我的天 Oh, my God.
- 怎么了？ - 你的头发 - What? - Your hair.
那么浓密还反光 It's so thick and lustrous.
我说的是以前 I mean, it was.
其实，它们依然是 Well, it still is.
我是因为参加了游泳队才剃的 I shaved my head for my swim team.
我发现我喜欢这造型，就保持了下来 I just liked the way it looked, so I kept it.
你是说我还有机会和这些头发约会？ Are you saying that I could be dating this hair?
我是说，头发下面的你？ I mean, with you under it?
嘿 Hey.
是你的鸡制造的噪音？ Is that your chicken making all that noise?
噢，杰瑞喜欢清晨 Oh, Jerry loves the morning.
- 谁？ - 小杰瑞·宋飞 - Who? - Little Jerry Seinfeld.
- 我以你来命名我的母鸡 - 多谢 - I named my chicken after you. - Thanks.
这样很贴心，不过这只不是母鸡 That's very sweet. But that's not a chicken.
它当然是母鸡，我亲自挑选出来的 Of course it is. I picked it out myself.
好吧，你亲手挑选了只公鸡 Well, you picked out a rooster.
那么这就可以解释小杰瑞那可怜的产量了 Well, that would explain Little Jerry's poor egg production.
- 真有趣 - 是啊，我们度过了一段好时光 - This was fun. - Yeah, I had a great time.
5分钟到了，克斯坦萨先生 Five minutes, Mr. Costanza.
真觉得光阴似箭 The whole hour just flew by.
- 我来收拾 - 谢谢，波比 - I'll get that. - Thanks, Bobby.
好了，我想4天后我们再见面了 Well, I guess I'll see you in four days.
是啊，出去后你就和朋友们去舞会什么的 Yeah. Go out and have a ball with the guys.
而我会在这里等着你 I'll be waiting right here for you.
当然你会等着我 Of course you will.
你是最棒的 You're the best.
- 喂 - 杰瑞… - Hello. - Jerry...
…里奥告诉我们，他看到你的支票退票了 ...Leo told us he saw your bounced check.
- 你现在手头很拮据么？ - 我手头不紧阿 - Are you having money problems? - I'm not having money problems.
别再做喜剧了，你很能干的 Enough with the comedy. You're very clever.
你应该往广告业那边闯闯 You should look into advertising.
他就没有给艾德·罗伊德里克打过电话 他们正在找演员 He never even called Ed Roydlick. They were looking for someone.
我不会给艾德·罗伊德里克电话的 我现在干得很好 I'm not calling Ed Roydlick. I'm doing fine.
别说了，我这就给你寄50元 That's it. I'm gonna send you $50.
你不能给我寄钱！ You are not sending me $50.
我们这就给你寄，莫蒂，拿信封来 We're sending you $50. Morty, get me an envelope.
我向天发誓，如果你们给我寄钱 我会让你们实实在在地后悔的 I swear to God, if you send me $50, you are gonna be so sorry.
- 我找不到信封 - 它们就在你面前 - I don't see envelopes. - They're right in front of you.
噢，看在上帝的份上，我指给你看 Oh, for heaven's sakes. Let me show you.
妈，妈！ Ma, Ma, Ma!
- 家里人怎样？ - 很好 - How are the folks? - Good.
- 那么今晚看电影吗？ - 我记得你要和希利亚约会阿 - So movie tonight? - I thought you were going with Celia.
约过会了，我回来了 I did. I'm back.
我爱这样的关系，我好像被解放了一样 I love this relationship. I feel so liberated.
因为她在监狱里面管不了你？ Having her in jail?
对阿，唯一让我心烦的是 为什么我现在才找到这样的对象 Yeah, the only thing that bothers me is I'm just coming up with this now.
是啊，一个犯人对象 不知道为什么你以前没有遇到过 Yeah, dating a convicted felon. I don't know how you missed it.
看，看看这个 Here. Take a look at that.
噢，科特捐过器官 Kurt's an organ donor.
不是这个，看他不是秃头 No, he's not bald.
看，他有满头的头发 Look, he's got a full head of hair.
然后他就毫无来由地剃光了？ So he just shaves his head for no reason?
这就好像为了好玩坐轮椅一样 That's like using a wheelchair for the fun of it.
现在他要为了我留头发 And he's growing it in just for me.
属于我，全属于我的头发 It's mine. It's all mine.
- 那只是普通头发而已 - 不，那不是普通头发，看 - It's just hair. - No, it's not just hair. Look.
- 普通的棕色 - 那是带发亮的赤褐色的栗子色 - It's brown. - It's chestnut with auburn highlights.
- 所以？ - 你看，你根本不了解女人 - So? - You know, you're not around women.
你根本不知道一个男人头发的重要性 You don't know how important a man's hair is.
乔治，你的头发我很抱歉，但那是事实 I'm sorry, George, but it's true.
我一直知道 I knew it.
嘿 Hey.
- 嘿，克莱默，不错的公鸡 - 是啊 - Hey, Kramer, nice rooster. - Yeah.
- 他叫什么？ - 呃，他叫小杰瑞·宋飞 - What's his name? - Well, this is Little Jerry Seinfeld.
小杰瑞·宋飞，他的支票也会退票么？ Little Jerry Seinfeld. Does he bounce checks?
听着，你就不能把杰瑞的那张支票取下来么？ Look, can't you take Jerry's check down?
抱歉，克莱默，无能为力 Sorry, Kramer, can't help you.
嘿！嘿，杰瑞，别这样 Hey, hey, Jerry. Come on.
噢，抱歉 Oh, sorry.
- 我喜欢他解决争斗的方式 - 噢，是啊 - I like the way he handles himself. - Oh, yeah.
- 噢，这么快就长出来了 - 是啊 - Oh, it's coming in already. - Yeah.
哇，你这里长了些小小草 Wow, you have some very nice little seedlings here.
- 怎么了？ - 嗯，看起来… - What? - Well, it doesn't seem...
…这一带和这一带有点荒凉 ...to be coming in so good over here or here.
- 这是什么意思？ - 我不知道啊 - What do you mean? - Well, I don't know.
你留光头多久了？ How long have you been shaving your head for?
大概三年了 About three years.
噢，天啊 Oh, my God.
我开始秃头了 I'm going bald.
乔治，很高兴见到你 George, I'm so glad to see you.
嘿，我给你带来了几条烟 Hey, I brought you some cigarettes.
你可以买点好东西给自己 You buy yourself something nice.
有好消息，我有机会假释了 Good news. I'm up for parole.
假释？这消息真劲爆 Parole? That's dynamite.
马希利诺要把那张支票取下来了？ Marcelino's taking down the check?
是的，只要小杰瑞·宋飞赢下斗鸡比赛 Yeah, well, it comes down if Little Jerry Seinfeld wins the cockfight.
好极了 Great.
说的啥？ What?
马希利诺在他的杂货店后面开斗鸡比赛 Well, Marcelino, he has cockfights in the back of his store.
所以他说如果小杰瑞·宋飞能胜出… Yeah, so he says if Little Jerry Seinfeld wins...
…就取下那张支票 ...the check comes down.
克莱默，私办斗鸡比赛是犯法的 Kramer, cockfighting is illegal.
那只是美国法律而已 Only in the United States.
- 那太残忍了 - 不，杰瑞，事情不是你想的那样 - It's inhumane. - No, Jerry, it's not what you think it is.
那是两只鸡互相啄对方 It's two roosters pecking at each other.
- 是吗？ - 是啊 - What? - Yeah.
呃，我以为他们会戴上头盔和拳套 Well, I thought they wore gloves and helmets.
就像节目“美国角斗士”里的一样 You know, like American Gladiators.
不，克莱默，小杰瑞·宋飞会受伤的 No, Kramer, Little Jerry could get hurt.
我把他留在了马希利诺那里 Well, I left him with Marcelino.
我的小杰瑞阿 My Little Jerry.
嘿，你找到小杰瑞了么？他还好么？ Hey, did you get Little Jerry? Is he okay?
噢，其实，他再好不过了，他赢了 Oh, well, he's more than okay. He won.
- 你让他比赛了？ - 我来不及去阻止他们 - You let him fight? - I couldn't get there in time to stop it.
但你真应该在场看小杰瑞，杰瑞 But you should've seen Little Jerry, Jerry.
他当时拍动翅膀向对手示威 Flapping his wings and strutting his stuff.
他对对手又啄又拍，不断进攻还满口脏话 He was pecking and weaving and bobbing and talking trash.
他甚至不需要击中对手 另一只公鸡就跑出圈了 He didn't even have to touch him. The other rooster ran out of the ring.
整场比赛才进行了2秒钟 The whole fight lasted two seconds.
- 一般斗鸡都持续多久？ - 5秒 - How long do they usually last? - Five seconds.
马希利诺说他今天就把那张支票取下来 Marcelino says he's taking your check down today.
- 好极了 - 嘿 - Great. - Hey.
- 希利亚要假释出来了 - 嘿，小杰瑞刚赢了场斗鸡比赛 - Celia is up for parole. - Hey, Little Jerry won his cockfight.
- 啥斗鸡？ - 希利亚谁？ - What? - Who?
我有点累 I'm too tired.
听着，晚点到我家来，好么？ Listen. I want you to come by later. All right?
- 我们要为小杰瑞办个胜利晚会 - 好的 - We're having a victory party. - Okay.
都完了，杰瑞，她要出来了 It's over, Jerry. She's getting out.
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
她被关了两年 She's been locked up for two years.
她想补偿那失去的岁月 She's gonna want to make up for lost time.
上饭馆、看电影、谈谈心 Dinners, movies, talking.
一句话：普通的恋爱 In other words, a normal relationship.
那样太坏了 That's no good.
我试着看开点，杰瑞 但是结果是早就猜到了 I've tried it straight, Jerry. We've all seen the results.
我想我只能… I think for me...
…就这么沉沦下去了 ...sick is the only way to go.
唔，她至少曾经是犯人阿 Well, she'll still be an ex-con.
放出来就不同了 It's not the same.
嘿，如果你们俩注定要在一起… Hey, if you two were meant to be together...
…她一定会再犯事被抓进去的 ...l'm sure the cops will pick her up on something.
科特？ Kurt?
你的汗衫怎么了？我们不是要出去约会么？ What's with the sweats? Aren't we going out?
我不在乎 I don't care.
你汗衫上有一大块污迹阿 You got a big stain on your shirt.
噢，对，一大块肉从我的三文治上掉下来 Oh, yeah, a meatball fell out of my sandwich.
你已经吃过饭了？ You already ate?
这个是昨天留下来的 It's from yesterday.
杰瑞，你昨晚错过了一场精彩绝伦的斗鸡 Jerry, you missed a hell of a cockfight last night.
那张支票怎么还挂着？不是说好了么？ Then what is my check still doing up? We had a deal.
- 我们有新的约定了 - 新的？ - Now we have a new deal. - New deal?
当小杰瑞·宋飞归我的时候，支票归你 When Little Jerry Seinfeld is mine, the check will be yours.
你欺人太甚了 This is outrageous.
来包果汁味的 Pack of Juicy Fruit.
- 85美分 - 85美分？！ - Eighty-five cents. - Eighty-five cents?
这欺人太甚了！ That is outrageous.
克莱默，马希利诺要我们把小杰瑞卖给他 Kramer, Marcelino wants us to sell him Little Jerry Seinfeld.
这个免谈 Well, that's out of the question.
但是斗鸡是个不道德并且违法的活动 But cockfighting is an illegal and immoral activity.
如果他是一个孬种，你就是对的 但是小杰瑞天生就是斗鸡的料 Yeah, if you've got a loser. But Little Jerry was born to cockfight.
不，别再斗鸡了 No, no more cockfighting.
我们就把他卖给马希利诺，然后就结了 Let's just sell him to Marcelino and be done with it.
- 我想你在妒忌 - 妒忌什么？ - I think you're jealous. - Of what?
是啊，你在小杰瑞·宋飞身上 看到了你曾经拥有的辉煌未来 Yeah, you see in Little Jerry Seinfeld the unlimited future you once had.
那么，别因为杰瑞·宋飞只有曾经… Now, just because Jerry Seinfeld is a has-been...
…而拒绝让小杰瑞·宋飞拥有未来 ...don't make Little Jerry Seinfeld a never-was.
- 克莱默，把公鸡给我 - 别再说了，你恨他… - Kramer, give me that rooster. - No more! You hate him...
…因为他继承了你的名字 并且得到了你没有得到过的功名 ...because he's doing more with your name than you ever will!
乔治，希利亚希望你做她的假释申请证明人 George, Celia has listed you as a character reference.
你即将说的一切都将能帮助她获得假释 Whatever you can tell us would be helpful in her getting parole.
好的，只要我能帮上忙 Well, anything I could do to help.
她是个很棒的姑娘，非常精明，非常狡猾 She's a wonderful girl. Very smart, very crafty.
她有什么出狱后的计划吗？ Does she have any plans after she's released?
很多打算，很多计划 Plans. Schemes.
她不断地说要和她的老朋友们在一起 She keeps talking about getting back together with her old friends.
你知道的，“帮派”，她一直这样称呼他们 You know, "the gang," she likes to call them.
对，他们在预谋些什么，我向你保证 Yeah, they're hatching something. You can count on that.
杰瑞，今晚就有比赛了，我想要的公鸡呢？ Jerry, tomorrow night is fight night. Where's my rooster?
- 克莱默不卖 - 告诉你我要干什么吧 - Kramer won't sell. - Tell you what I'm going to do.
不论如何我都要把你的支票取下来了 I'm gonna take down your check anyway.
那么，谢谢了，马希利诺 Well, thank you, Marcelino.
如果那样的话，或许某天我会要你帮我个忙 Well, perhaps some day you will do me a favor.
而某天就是今天 And that day is today.
小杰瑞·宋飞必须在… Little Jerry Seinfeld must go down...
…明天主赛的第三局输 ...in the third round of tomorrow's main event.
- 你想小杰瑞斗假鸡？ - 别那么大声 - You want Little Jerry to take a dive? - Not so loud.
首先，我认为你无法让一只鸡假斗 First of all, I don't think you can make a rooster take a dive.
- 我能 - 其次… - Can too. - Second of all...
…杰瑞·宋飞，不管大杰瑞小杰瑞… ...Jerry Seinfeld, big or little...
…从来不作弊，不论何时何地，不管为谁 ...doesn't go down for anyone, anywhere, at any time.
现在如果你能马上离开我会很感激地 Now, I'd appreciate it if you'd please leave.
大杰瑞正在犯错误，杰瑞 Big Jerry is making a big mistake, Jerry.
我们等着瞧 We'll see about that.
克莱默，我就上来 我们有场斗鸡比赛要拿下 Kramer, I'm coming up. We got a cockfight to win.
好的 Okay.
伊莲说你是帮我渡过困境的最好人选 Elaine said you would be the best person I could talk to.
是啊，典型的马蹄形秃顶 Yeah, classic horseshoe pattern.
- 我见过不少这样的人 - 噢，天啊 - I've seen a lot of this. - Oh, God.
不，不，你不应该带这样的心态 No, no, Kurt, wrong attitude.
- 你应该感到高兴 - 高兴？我怎么会感到高兴？ - You should be happy. - Happy? Why should I be happy?
你依然有着很好的覆盖率 You've still got pretty good coverage.
一旦你的敌人突破了边界… Once the enemy advances beyond this perimeter...
…那时你就不再是科特了 ...then you won't be Kurt anymore.
那我会是谁？ What will I be?
- 我还有多少时间？ - 14个月，或者10个 - How long do I have? - Fourteen months, maybe 10.
- 还有什么我能做的么？ - 有的… - Is there anything I can do? - Yes...
…活下去！我靠！ ...live, damn it.
把这剩下的几个月 当成你生命的最后几个年头来过… Live every precious moment as if this was the last year of your life...
…因为不管怎么说… ...because in many ways...
…也的确是这样… ...it is.
失陪 Excuse me.
希利亚？你怎么到这来了？ Celia, what are you doing here?
好吧，我没能通过假释，所以我越狱了 Well, I didn't get my parole, so I busted out.
然后你决定来找我？ And you just decided to pop in?
- 科特 - 伊莲，嫁给我好么？ - Kurt. - Elaine, will you marry me?
噢，对，就这样 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
- 看啊，他看起来很不错，不是么？ - 没错 - Boy, he's looking good, huh, Jerry? - Yeah.
好了，我看今天训练就到这 All right. I think that's enough for today.
小杰瑞是一个精壮的、毫不留情的啄人机器 Little Jerry is a lean, mean, pecking machine.
- 你用那东西干吗？ - 我要把水热一热 - What are you doing with that? - I'm just going to heat this up.
给小杰瑞泡个热水澡 Make a little hot tub for Little Jerry.
嘿，克莱默… Hey, Kramer...
- …小心些 - 好的 ...be careful. - Yeah.
- 嘿 - 嘿，猜猜怎么着 - Hey. - Hey, guess what.
小杰瑞从这里跑到纽曼的家 只用了不到30秒 Little Jerry ran from here to Newman's in under 30 seconds.
- 那是好事吗？ - 不知道 - Is that good? - I don't know.
- 你去哪了？ - 希利亚从监狱逃出来了 - Where have you been? - Celia broke out of prison.
我当时在家，她突然出现在门口 I'm sitting at home, she shows up at the door.
- 噢，天啊，越狱然后闯入 - 是的 - Oh, my God, the break out pop-in. - Yeah.
还有，杰瑞，听着 And, Jerry, listen to this.
我发现比夫妻探监室的性爱更爽的事情 I've discovered something better than conjugal-visit sex.
逃亡者的性爱 Fugitive sex.
- 这就像每次… - 乔治 - It's like every time... - George.
我一时间没办法接受那么多东西 越狱逃犯，逃犯性爱… This is a little too much for me. Escape convicts, fugitive sex...
我要专注一场斗鸡比赛 I got a cockfight to focus on.
嘿，嘿，科特，别着急 Hey, hey, Kurt, slow down.
我不能就这么嫁给你啊 I can't just marry you.
我们还需要时间来订婚 I mean, I need some fianc閑 time.
我还需要时间让我的女伴们嫉妒 I need some make-my-girlfriends-jealous time.
另外，你还要了解我 Plus, you want to get to know me.
对，对，这也需要 Yeah, yeah, that too.
- 那么，需要多少时间？ - 不知道，一年如何？ - Well, how much time? - I don't know. A year?
不，不，不，现在就决定 No, no, no, it has to be now.
能让我再看看那戒指吗？ Could I see the ring again?
那你真的在考虑结婚了？ So you're actually considering it?
在他完全秃头之前应该还有个一两年吧 Well, it will be a couple of years before he's completely bald.
那会是段很好的时光 Those will be good times.
婚姻是人生大事，伊莲 结婚之后你的人生会被彻底改变 Marriage is a big step, Elaine. Your life will totally change.
杰瑞，现在是凌晨3点半 而我在看斗鸡比赛 Jerry, it's 3:30 in the morning. I'm at a cockfight.
这是个什么人生？ What am I clinging to?
嘿 Hey.
- 抱歉我迟到了 - 希利亚呢？ - Sorry I'm late. - Where's Celia?
她不想来，她真的不太喜欢体育运动 She didn't want to come. She's not really into sports.
- 嘿，他状态怎样？ - 他现在正在拼命冒汗 - Hey, how's he doing? - Well, he's got a big sweat going.
噢，这里有一个你的快递，你父母寄来的 Oh, this came for you Express Mail. It's from your parents.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
“50元”，难以置信 "Fifty dollars." I don't believe this.
马希利诺在那 There's Marcelino.
他的公鸡真大 Look at the size of his bird.
看起来就是只大狗头上戴了手套 That looks like a dog with a glove on his head.
嗨，乔治看完斗鸡回来了么？ Hi, is George back from the cockfight yet?
我特地来谢谢他的，他改变了我的人生 I've got to thank him. He changed my life.
还没，一定是比赛很激烈，还没回来 No. Must've been a good fight. Not back.
靠 Damn.
抱歉打扰您，克斯坦萨先生 Sorry to bother you, Mr. Costanza.
看看谁在这 Well, well, well, look who's here.
噢，老天 Oh, man.
克斯坦萨先生，你现在因… Mr. Costanza, you're under arrest...
…帮助和唆使一个在逃犯被逮捕 ...for aiding and abetting a known fugitive.
- 我不是乔治·克斯坦萨 - 省省吧 - I'm not George Costanza. - Save it.
我们知道你是秃头 我们知道是你干的，跟我们走吧 We know you're bald. We know it's you. Let's go.
好了，我有内幕消息 Okay. I got the whole scoop.
马希利诺的鸡是从厄瓜多尔来的 Marcelino flew the bird in from Ecuador.
- 他的赔率是68比0 - 这是冒名顶替的鸡 - He's 68-0. - He's a ringer.
做庄的人在哪？ Where's the tamale guy?
小杰瑞连毛都会被啄光的 Little Jerry's gonna get his clock cleaned.
我要把他救出来 I've got to get him out of there.
小杰瑞！ Little Jerry!
克莱默！ Kramer!
停止比赛！ Stop the fight!
庄家！ Tamale!
为什么？为什么你要殴打警察？ Why? Why'd you get into a fistfight with the cop?
- 你是无辜的阿 - 他们误以为我是乔治 - You were innocent. - They thought I was George.
我还没那么秃 I'm not that bald.
但是我没有时间去给他们解释 所以直接揍了他们一顿 And I have too little time left to take that crap, so I slugged him.
你要在里面呆多久？ How long are you gonna be in here for?
我的律师说14个月，如果表现好10个月 Well, my lawyer says 14 months, but with good behavior maybe 10.
- 那就是10到14个月？ - 没错 - So 10 to 14 months? - Yeah.
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