Classmates #1 TI5612 CaptionCube (Jiamin)
Ew...
-Look at Sarah. -Ew, so disgusting!
Sarah's so smelly.
Smelly Sarah, Smelly Sarah...
Smelly...
-Sarah, wakey-wakey! -I'm up.
Sarah, wake up...
Mum, can you not...?
It's already 8.40 in the morning.
-I'm up. -Wakey-wakey!
Can you not mess up my table?
It's already in such a mess.
It's organised mess!
Can I borrow this?
Yeah, you bought it anyway.
I am so proud of you.
I know. You've said it a lot of times.
-I love you so much, my baby girl. -Mum...
I'm not a baby anymore.
Come on, say it.
-Say it. -Your perfume is suffocating me.
Not this.
Come on, say it.
I love you too.
Okay, you don't wanna be late on the first day of school.
Go! Get up! Go!
Brush your teeth!
Use the electric toothbrush I bought you.
So, how long has it been?
Two weeks.
Maybe longer.
What?
Shh.
Don't tell Siew or Sarah.
So, where have you been the past two weeks
dressed like this?
You know the park across from Pioneer Street?
Yeah.
Come on, Teck!
Let's go!
Why? Are you going to a D&D?
I spent two hours getting ready
and learning all my moves.
First impressions count, you know?
You look nice, Siew.
Thank you, Teck.
Oh! Before I forget, remember to share this with Arthur.
Is he your son or your husband?
No...don't tell me. I don't want to know.
Morning!
Hey, sweetie! Excited for your first day?
Yeah, and I can't be late.
Have you got enough money to eat in school?
If not, ask your mum for it.
Okay.
Whoa!
You look nice, Mum.
I dig it.
You dig what?
She means she digs it.
She likes it.
Someone is a millennial auntie.
Well, it sounds like you dig your mum.
Okay, bye!
Bye! Have a great day!
You okay?
I'm so excited!
You didn't tell her.
I can see that.
I can't wait to see the look on her face when she finds out.
She'll be so surprised!
Hello.
Hi.
Hello.
Yes! I'm on time!
Hi!
I'm Sarah.
You don't mind me sitting here, right?
No, you can't, Sarah.
We are Year 2s.
Oh, then what are you do...?
Oh.
So, I'm Dominic...
Oh, hello.
You must be...
Sarah Goh.
Please go ahead.
Take any empty seat you see.
Please continue your self-intro, Dominic.
Yes, so, as I was saying, I'm Dominic,
and this is my partner, Imran,
and we're part of the "Online Millionaires Club".
Hi, I'm Sarah.
Shikin.
-Great. -Sarah!
Why don't you introduce yourself next?
Okay.
Hi, my name is Sarah.
I chose to enrol in Mass Media Management
because I enjoy meeting people
and interacting with people from different cultures.
My hobbies include listening to music and dancing.
Dancing...
Cool!
Our school is famous for our dance club called...
"Funny Buddies"...?
No, wait...
"Feeling Buddies".
Sir, Robert, it's "Foreign Bodies".
We have a CCA Fiesta throughout the day.
Do go and have a look and sign up.
Next up is...
Sho...Lime?
What kind of name is that, right?
Sho...Lame?
It's "Siew Lim".
Oh yes!
Siew Lim.
Class,
we have a lifelong learning student with us.
Please give her a round of encouragement and applause.
How do you do, fellow kids?
Mr Teck! Over here!
John.
Remember...
We may lose our jobs, but we will never lose our dignity.
Good.
Where's Arthur?
He's got a job as a fast-food janitor. We've lost him.
Yeah, have one.
To our fallen brother.
-What the hell are you doing here? -Andy?
Hey, Andy!
Are you finally joining us?
You know Andy?
Everybody knows Andy.
Let's go.
Well, it's been my lifelong dream...
to, you know, complete my studies and...
obtain my diploma!
I may be just slightly older than all of you, but...
I'm still hip, yo!
And there's one last thing.
There's someone in this class
who's really, really special to me.
Where is she?
I'm...
-Sarah's... -Stop!
Yes, Sarah?
I need to go to the bathroom.
A surprise!
Mum!
-What are you doing here? -Surprise!
No!
You cannot do this to me! Don't. Not on my first day!
But it's my first day of school too, yo!
What?
It's my first day of school...
Stop doing that!
I didn't want to tell you that I enrolled because I wanted it to be a surprise!
Surprise!
You...dig it?
No, I don't dig it.
Why did you enrol in the same class as me?
I didn't choose the class. I was randomly assigned.
There are two classes! Two!
It's a fifty-fifty chance.
Aren't you excited we're classmates, baby girl?
No...!
-It's not happening. No way. -Baby girl, are you okay?
Stop calling me "baby girl".
-Don't let anyone... -What?
Let's just pretend that we don't know each other, okay?
-Please? -Why?
Just don't!
Okay, so what happened?
I got laid off.
I know, but how?
Hi, Teck.
Normal Teh Halia with less sugar?
Mdm Wong, what happened to you?
Arthur, Mdm Wong...
Good morning, Teck.
How are you today?
-Arthur? -Yes, Teck?
Let's do some work and have fun!
No!
Okay, that's a little dramatic.
We're becoming obsolete, Andy.
Just you.
Huh?
Come on, let's get out of here.
But this is where I belong. Really.
No...this is not National Day.
And no, you don't belong here. Trust me.
Come on.
Okay.
Sarah!
Sarah, come here.
Come here!
Hi, I am Sabrina. We are in the same class.
Sabrina.
Or you can call me "Sab".
And this is Bella, Judy and Sharon.
Hi.
I'm Sarah.
Oh! Let's do a story, girls.
Okay...
Okay, so, right now, we're gonna sign up to audition for...
Foreign Bodies!
-Done. -Quick.
-Tag me so that I can repost. -Oh my god, I look thiccer than a snicker.
Oh, Sarah, what is your handle? I'll tag you.
@Sarah...
Why is your account private?
Never mind. I'm following you now.
But I have lower backache and high blood pressure.
Can I still join?
Hey, do you still have that song "Para Para Sakura"?
The what?
Let me show you.
Yeah, that's it.
Come on, everybody, do the roll and clap!
Roll and clap! That's it!
Hold!
Hiding from your mum?
How do you know?
It's obvious.
How?
I was sitting between the both of you.
I'm...
-Sarah's... -Stop!
I need to go to the bathroom.
And...?
I just asked, and you admitted it yourself.
Oh my god. Did you tell anyone?
Nope.
Not yet.
What?
-Well, it depends. -Depends on what?
Not sure yet.
Are you blackmailing me?
Blackmailing only works if you have something that I want.
And that is...?
You are not that bright, are you?
I think it's a good investment.
For retirement.
No?
How?
Well, I want to introduce the beauty of the English language.
You know, introduce English Literature
to our generation that can't even string a sentence together.
Hey, no one buys from a bookshop anymore.
See?
Hello.
Are you interested in fiction or non-fiction?
Wait...
Is "fiction" the real one or the fake one?
Fake one.
Uncle, does your shop have Wi-Fi?
Kid, just go...
Go.
Wi-Fi.
Keep up.
Work together in the assigned group.
Get to know each other a little bit.
You have...
15 minutes to discuss.
Hi.
Wow, I've never met you before in my whole entire life!
It's so nice to meet you for the first time.
Hi! My name is Imran.
-Hi. -And I'm Dominic.
You may have seen us on social media platforms.
Do you want to earn extra income?
Can you buy property without capital?
Shh!
Why? Did your mother not teach you to shake hands?
Come on, don't play Mother!
Exactly.
Don't play with Mother.
Nice to meet you. I'm Sarah.
Maybe we can focus on the assignment?
What's going on?
I'm worried what my friends will think of me
if they find out.
You know,
I used to be a bully too,
back in the old kampong days.
Why did you tell everyone she's my mum?
No, I didn't.
It's not your fault your mum gave birth to you.
The number one rule is "Don't be fake".
You won't be able to enjoy anything
if you keep allowing them to affect you.
You are doing this for Siew and Sarah.
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