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翻译 Mint.X showeryhe roaddog
翻译 tong大梨 Margaery
校对 Margaery
时间轴 啾啾啾 spohy
后期 渔夫
总监 Margaery
天呐 Oh, God.
我爱你 I love you.
亲爱的 Oh, you.
早安 Good morning.
天 大早上我就这么饥渴 Goddamn. I woke up so horny.
每个月都要发生这样的事 This happens every month.
好了 从我身上下来吧 Yeah, okay. Get your naked ass off me.
什么都别碰 Hey, don't touch anything.
别弄脏了我的高级床单 Those are my good sheets.
遵命 女士 Yes, ma'am.
我们最好还有卫生棉条 Oh, we better have tampons.
不是那些量少日用的垃圾 None of that light days bullshit.
拉字至上:Q世代 第一季 第一集 《再来一遍》
歌曲"Better in Color" 演唱Lizzo J
加油 宝贝 加油 Oh, come on, baby. Come on.
欢迎来到银湖区 日落大道交叉口
小妞 来给笑一个 Hey, honey. Give me a smile. Come on.
#Time's Up是由好莱坞艺人发起的 与#MeToo相呼应的反性侵运动
到此为止 混蛋们 Time's Up, jackass!
日落大道
亥伯龙大街
不 D就是没有及格的意思 No, a D is not a passing grade.
我不会给你家长打电话的 好吗 I'm not gonna call your parents. All right?
我们不给大学生家长打电话 所以 We don't do that when you're in college. All right, so...?
在我办公时间来我办公室 Just come during my office hours
我们一起想办法解决 and We'll figure it out.
对 四点以后都可以 Yeah, any time after 4:00.
不是 之后任何 对不起我得挂了 No, any time after-- I'm sorry, I got to go.
-你看外面了吗 -没有 什么 - Did you see What's outside? - No. What?
哈哈 二楼视线更好 快来 AWW. Better view from upstairs. Let's go.
秘密行动 Covert op.
早上好 Good morning.
-你这个野蛮人 -她逼我的 我发誓 - You're a savage. - She made me do it, I swear.
为什么 But Why?
-为什么 -有个男人 - Why? - Oh, there's a guy
-刚刚搬到隔壁 -见鬼 -moving in next door. - Holy shit.
-原来如此 -性感是不是 - Oh. .. - Hot, right?
等等 等等 芬利 芬利 Wait wait wait, Finley, Finley
-她要干嘛 等等 -你好吗 - What is she doing?, Wait. - Hey, how are you?
她搞什么 What's wrong with her?
我是芬利 I'm Finley!
你好 我是何塞 Hi. I'm José.
欢迎搬到这里 Welcome to the neighborhood!
谢谢 Thank you.
我不住这 I don't live here.
你知道吗 我这就下去 You know what? I'll come down in a bit.
好的 Okay.
哥们儿 他可能就是你未来的老公 Dude, that could be your future husband.
太棒了 他可能会在你之前求婚 Oh, great. He'll probably propose before you do.
-小心 -有可能 - Ooh, shots fired. That-that feels right.
我很认真的 好吗 I am committed, okay?
我们同居了 We live together.
是啊 而且你狡辩的时候好可爱 Yeah, and you're cute when you're defensive.
-我要起床上班了 -兄弟 - I got to get to Work. - Oh, bro,
-要你来开车 -什么 - You're gonna have to drive. - What the fuck?
我以为是你来送我的呢 I thought you were picking me up.
是的 我们交通工具出了点状况 Yeah, we had some slight transportation issues.
你怎么这么蠢 Why you gotta be so stupid?
我只是 Oh, boy, do I have...
怎么了 What?
你什么时候跟她求婚 When are you gonna propose to her?
-我知道我知道 -是吗 - I know. I know. - Yeah?
因为你再不快点她就要行凶了 'Cause she's gonna kill you if you don't do it soon.
我会求婚的 戒指就在我车里呢 I'm gonna do it. The ring is literally in my car.
好 所以什么时候 你在等什么 Okay, so when? What are you waiting for?
-我只是 得先告诉我爸 -丹妮 - I just have to tell my dad about it first. - Dani.
他永远不会觉得她配得上你的 He's never gonna think she's good enough for you.
那 That's...
迈卡 Micah.
他就在外面 那身材 He's right outside, with his, like, body
而且我觉得我会邀请他进来 and I think I'm gonna invite him in.
-别 别 -不 我觉得是个好主意 - No. No. - Yeah, I think that sounds good.
-芬利 你不能 别 -我觉得不错 - Finley, you're not-- no... - I think that's good. Ha!
天呐 Oh, God.
-你好 -很抱歉催您 - Hello again. - So sorry to rush you,
但图片组需要一个答案 but the graphics team needs an answer.
您想要调整他们做的东西吗 Do you like the adjustments they made?
把平等标志做成字母E特别棒 Yeah, that equal sign in the E is brilliant, actually.
好的 我会让他们知道您很满意 Okay, good. I'll let them know you're happy,
贝特·波特
我会让他们为今晚的集会做好准备 and we'll get them ready for the rally tonight.
您早上十点的安排改到了九点半 Oh, and your 10 a.m. got bumped up to 9:30,
贝特·波特
所以我和您八点碰面 so I'll meet you at 8:00.
好的 很好 办公室见 Okay, great. I'll see you at the office.
-到时见 -到时见 - See you then. - All right.
安吉 Hey, Angie?
乔迪 你最好别放我鸽子
安吉 Ange?
你最好别丢下我
我不会的
安吉 车到了 Angie, your ride is here.
我好激动 亲亲抱抱
你吃过早饭了吗 Did you eat breakfast?
没事 我很好 No, I'm good.
我问的是你吃过早饭了吗 I asked if you ate.
是啊 我说我很好 Yeah, I said I'm good.
好的 你很好 Okay. You're good.
爱你 Love you.
一天顺利 Have a great day.
安吉 Angie?
我开玩笑呢 我也爱你 I'm playing. I love you back.
并没有很幽默 Very funny. But not really.
再见 See you.
再见 宝贝 Bye, sweetheart.
-把那个拿开 -你不能拿那个 - Please put it away. - You can't have that.
-我可以 -不 你不能 - Yes, I can. - No, you can't have that.
孩子们 你们妈妈把好的锅铲放哪了 Guys? Where the fuck does your mom keep the good spatula?
-锅铲在水池里 -什么 - Spatula's in the sink. - What?
-早上好 -早上好 - Hi. Good morning. - Hi. Good morning.
孩子们 艾丽丝在给你们做早饭 Guys, Alice is making you breakfast.
特别好对不对 你们应该说什么 That's so nice. What do you say?
谢谢你 Thank you.
我是个孩子的时候 我妈妈让我 You know, when I was a kid, uh, my mom made me split
把她的代餐奶昔当早饭吃 a SlimFast shake with her for breakfast.
你不是我们的妈妈 You're not our mom.
是啊 我当然知道了 Oh, yeah, no, I sure do know that.
怎么回事 今天是艾丽丝送孩子的日子 What's happening? Today's Alice's day to drop off the kids.
见鬼 不好意思 Oh, sh-- I'm sorry.
-早上好 艾丽丝 -没 - Hi, Alice. - It's-it's...
两下 Oh. Yep-- oh. Two.
-没关系 没事的 -你确定 - It's fine. It's great. - You sure?
-我可以走 -没事的 -'Cause I can go if you Want. - No, it's not.
日程表都在你的日历上呢 The schedule is in your calendar.
-对不起 我没有看到 -不 你看到了 - I'm sorry. I didn't see it. - Yes, you did.
-你想要送他们吗 -没事 - Did you Want to take them? - Oh, no. It's fine.
-重点不是送不送 -是 但真的 没关系的 - That's not the point. - No, but it really is fine.
不 这有关系 No, it's really not fine.
如果她想送他们也没什么大不了的 It's not a big deal if she Wants to take them.
如果你可以我也无所谓 - I... - I'm okay if you're okay.
对 我也 一样 Yeah, and I'm the... same.
-怎么样都挺好的 -不是的 - Both are good. - None of this is good.
我想让妈妈送我 I want to go with Mom.
太棒了 解决问题能手 Great. Problem solver.
很好 It's good.
你确定吗 Are you sure?
-不 -确定 - No. - Yeah.
真的 Really.
这挺好的 我今天工作超忙 It's so great. I have a huge day at Work.
这样就 It's just...
好的 谢谢你 Okay. Thank you.
当然 没问题 Yeah, sure, sure.
好吧 Okay.
伊莱 奥利芙 背上包 我们走 Eli, Olive, come on, backpacks. Let's go.
给我做指甲的那个女生喜欢你的节目 Oh, the girl who does my nails loves your show.
-特别喜欢 -是吗 - Huge fan. - Oh, yeah?
她说你的节目特别好看 She says it's very cute.
妈妈 Mom.
-停下 -你知道吗 - Stop. - You know?
谢谢你 Thank you.
好了 Okay.
艾丽丝 午饭 午饭 Okay, Alice. Lunches. Lunches?
对了 抱歉 这里 Oh, yeah. Sorry. Here.
-谢谢 -爱你们 - Thank you. - I love you guys.
好的 爱你 Okay, love you.
-一切顺利 -再见 - Have a good day. - Bye.
再见 宝贝 Bye, sweetie.
-再见 -再见 - Bye. - Yep.
你懂的 You get it. Yep.
-再见 -谢谢 再见 - Bye. - Thank you. Bye.
我们会在窗边招手的 Okay, we're gonna wave at the window.
对 我们会在窗边 Yeah. We'll do the window thing.
好的 我们会招手 Okay, we're gonna wave.
好的 Okay.
-这里 -再见 - Here... - Bye!
-他们在这 -再见孩子们 - Oh! There they are again. - Bye, guys.
-再见 -爱你们 好好上学 - Bye. - I love you. Have fun.
-拜 -拜 - Okay. Bye. - Bye.
-还能看到你们哦 -一直演吗 - I still see you. - Do we do the whole time?
真讨厌 What a fucking bitch.
我还以为...你认真的吗 Oh, I thought w-- Oh, you're serious?
当然 怎么能那样子跑来我们家 Yeah. I mean, she can't just come into our home
掌控全局 and take over like that.
关键在于 这里曾经也是她的家 Well, it used to be her home, is the thing.
拜托不要讲道理 同情我一下 Can you please commiserate rather than rationalize?
娜塔 我不想搞心理医生那套 Oh, Nat, I don't want to do therapist-speak.
她不能再随便闯进来了 我要打给她 Okay, she can't barge in here anymore. I'm gonna call her
-叫她 -不行 - and tell her to... - No, no, no, no.
你这么做她就会告诉孩子 If you do that, then she'll tell the kids,
他们会讨厌的人只有一个 也就是我 they'll hate exactly one person. That's this guy.
我只希望你感觉是家里的一分子 I just Want you to feel like you're part of this family.
因为你就是 Because you are.
你好可爱 You're cute.
-嗯 -说真的 - Yeah. .. - I'm serious.
我知道 I know.
你也很可爱 And you're cute.
能聊点别的吗 Can we talk about something else now?
你还有多久走 What time do you have to leave?
七分钟 Seven minutes.
要不要挑战一次六分钟的 Do you want to see if we can do it in six?
-我可以 -好的 - Yes, I do. - Yes.
天啊 它还哞哞叫吗 Oh, my God, is it mooing?
很感谢您搭乘我们的航班 麦卡钦女士 Thank you very much for ﬂying with us, Ms. McCutcheon.
期待以后能多见到你 I look forward to seeing much more of you in the future.
嗯 Yeah.
你知道黑吧那个酒保吗 You know the bartender from Black?
-她分手了 和男朋友 -嗯 - She broke up -with her boyfriend. - Yeah.
昨晚 我终于收到她的短信 And last night, I finally get a text from her.
她说 "你[性]起了吗" And she's like, "U up?"
我就 "因为你吗 女王 当然" And I'm like, "For you, KWeen? Yaas."
是吗 你就这么说的吗 Oh, yeah? Did you say it just like that?
我是这么打的 嗯 I texted it, but yeah.
问题在于 Problem is,
我车里的油 I only have enough gas in my car
只够单程去东区 for a one-way trip to the Eastside.
所以我过去 我们搞...真的很赞 So, I go over there, we fudge-- it is awesome--
但早上我就偷溜了 but this morning, I snuck out,
抛下车子 骑走她的单车 left my car, stole her bike...
看看啊 Look at us.
虽然狼狈 还是准时 Still to work on time and shit, though.
你衣服穿反了 Your shirt's on backwards.
见鬼 Balls.
你可以把单车还给她 You could give the woman her bike back.
妹子 绝对绝对不行 Dude, I absolutely cannot do that.
太尴尬了 That's so freakin' embarrassing.
-早啊 老板 -早 - Morning, boss. - Hey. Morning.
咖啡 Uh-- ooh, coffee.
艾丽丝 有五分钟时间吗 Uh, hey, Alice, can I get five minutes?
不行 现在不行 要吃早午饭 Oh, no, I can't right now. I have a brunch.
关于嘉宾我有些新想法 想跟你说说 Well, I have a new guest idea I want to pitch.
好啊 我想听 咱们一点 Okay, and I want to hear it, so I'm gonna see you
-在写作间见 -很好 到时候见 - in the writers room at 1:00. - Great. I'll see you then.
为什么放我桌上 What are these doing on my desk?
艺术部希望你选一只主角杯 The art department wants you to choose the hero mug.
要一片还是三片嘴唇的 You want one lip or three lips?
我觉得是嘴唇 但也可能是阴唇 I think they're mouth lips, but they could be vagina lips.
看不出来到底是那种 Really, there's no way to tell at this point.
我喜欢三片的 I like the three.
会挡着脸吗 有点太大了 Does it block my face? Is it too big?
-没 很好 -我喜欢那只 - No, it's great. - I like that one.
这就告诉他们 请签字 I'll let them know. Sign that, please.
好 Okay.
你来了 You're here!
-我来了 -来了 - I'm here. - Here!
不敢相信你真的来了 I can't believe you're really here.
瞧瞧你啊 Look at you.
你真的要重回洛杉矶了吗 Do you really live in L.A. again?
-天啊 -瞧瞧这张脸 - Oh, my God. Hi. - Look at this face.
-好想这个小脸蛋 -芬利 夏恩 - I miss this face. - Ugh-- Oh, Finley. Shane.
-夏恩 芬利 -你好 - Shane, Finley. - How are you?
-你好 -真是难以置信 - Hey, how are you? - This is just absolutely incredible.
-真的 -嗯 看看你作出的成绩 - You think? - Yeah. Look what you did for yourself.
出类拔萃 It's outstanding.
天啊 感觉不像真的 你真的回来了 Oh, man. This doesn't seem real, that you're back.
太震惊了 明白吧 It's like, "Ah!" You know?
我保证是真的 但确实不像 I promise you it's real. But it doesn't feel real, I know.
好 我好饿了 去吃饭吧 Okay, I'm starving. Can we go eat, and I'm gonna
-然后再带你到处看看 -好 - show you everything later? - Yeah.
小...看到木偶人了吗 Oh, the little-- see the puppet people, though?
-那是 -跟上 跟上 - Is that... - Come on, come on, come on.
等会儿再带你看 I'll show you later.
艾丽丝
等等 但...但巴黎的美发厅已经卖了吗 Wait. Wait, but... but you sold the salon in Paris?
-嗯 -好吧 那纽约 - Yeah. - Okay. What about the one
-那间呢 -也不要了 - in New York? - Got rid of it, too.
那你现在有什么打算 So what are you gonna do now?
不知道 I don't know.
-好的 可以 -好的 - Okay. Okay. All right. - Okay.
-喜欢新的房子吗 -嗯 - Do you like your new house? - Yeah.
嗯 很好 空的 Yeah, it's, uh, it's good. It's empty.
给她送一张床去 Let's send a bed to her house.
-没问题 -不用 我自己可以 - Oh, absolutely. - No, no, I can do that myself.
不 你当然可以 但你不会 No, of course you can, but you won't.
我安排芬利去帮你 I'll have Finley come help you.
-不需要 -已经安排了 - I don't need it. - It's already done.
那么 你回来开心吗 So, are you happy you're back at least?
嗯 开心 Yeah. I am.
这都洒了什么啊 What the fuck spilled in here?
-别那样看我 -我想怎么看 - Don't look at me like that. - I can look at you
就怎么看 any way I want to look at you.
你们说话了吗 Have you spoken to her yet?
没 No.
我不...不打算 I don't, I don't plan to.
我问是因为我好想你 Well, you know, I'm just asking you 'cause I missed you.
说实话 肯定是我更想你 And, in all honesty, I believe I missed you more.
不不不 我更想你 Oh, no, no, no, no. I missed you more.
这又不是比赛 It's not a contest.
是比赛 而且我会赢 It is, and I'm gonna win.
你干嘛呢 What the hell are you doing?
我在当家长 夏恩 就这么回事 I'm parenting, Shane. It's a whole thing.
你做得很好 你做得很好 You know, and you're doing great. You're doing great.
我还是会踩到乐高玩具上 You know, I'm still stepping on those Legos,
简直要命 and those things are fucking deadly.
应该换成林肯拼木 You should switch to Lincoln Logs.
没那么危险 They're way less hazardous.
天啊 因为它们是圆的 Oh, my God, 'cause they're round.
慢着 慢着 为什么不能 Wait, What, Wait, Why couldn't you all
都搬去你那里呢 have just moved into your place?
但也不能解决问题 Well, that wouldn't solve the problem
孩子还是跟我们的 'cause the kids would still have to come with us.
不过 我妈还住在家里 所以还行 But, you know, my mom's still living in my house, so it's fine.
-莱诺尔怎么样 -别问了 - And how is Lenore? - Oh, stop.
-怎么 -不行 真的 - What? - No. Really.
你是想上我妈吗 Are you trying to fuck my mom?
我...我是问她怎么样 I'm-I'm asking you how she is.
难以置信你还想睡我妈 I can't believe you still want to fuck my mom.
不好意思 Excuse me.
她充满魅力 艾丽丝 She's an attractive woman, Alice.
嗯 我在吃早饭 现在不合适 Yeah, I-I'm at breakfast. It's not really a good time.
稍后打给你 Can I call you back?
蒂娜 Tina.
歌曲"Time Flies" 演唱Rico Nasty
近代对种族和阶级的看法 ...vision of race and class hold up in modern times?
种族是如何影响 And how does race dictate what happens
书中人物一开始的遭遇 to characters in the book?
安吉的笔袋
分析《堂吉诃德》中角色的时候 Okay, when analyzing the characters in "Don Quixote",
希望你们能回过头来想这些问题 these are the questions I need you guys to keep coming back to.
就像上周 Just like last week when...
稍等 One second.
谢谢 好的 Thanks. Okay.
请大家用一段话回答 Uh, let's everybody write a paragraph
堂吉诃德在故事开始时想要什么 on what Don Quixote wants when the story begins.
安吉 请收拾东西去找贝内特老师 Hey, Angie, can you grab your things, go see Mr. Bennet?
-好的 -没问题 - Okay. - Yeah.
很抱歉你祖母身体不适 I'm sorry your grandma's unwell.
谢谢 Thanks.
我祖母去世时我比你还小 I lost my grandma when I was much younger than you
我总觉得 and I always felt like
有些该说的话还没告诉她 I didn't get to say what I needed to say to her.
她来了 That's her.
-我表姐 -好的 - That's my cousin. - Okay.
-就是她 -好的 - Yes. - Okay.
希望祖母早日康复 Well, I hope your grandma feels better.
-谢谢 谢谢 -家人很重要 - Mm-hmm. Thank you, thank you. - Family's important.
-他信了吗 -当然 - Did he buy it? - Yes!
你居然真的做到了 I can't believe you pulled it off.
妹子 我说了可以的 Dude, I told you it'd Work.
抽烟吗 Do you want to smoke?
好啊 Okay.
天啊 Oh, my gosh.
别跟我说话 Don't talk to me.
150块的表演 别跟我说话 For a show 150, don't talk to me.
没帮过兄弟 就别跟我说话 You ain't never helped your mans, don't talk to me.
只会跟风 就别跟我说话 You just follow all the trends, don't talk to me.
我是标准 就是这么酷炫 Ay, I set the bar, I'm a really cool bar.
蒂娜 别担心了 Tina, stop worrying.
只是四节预修课和一出学校话剧而已 Four AP classes and a school play is not too much.
她能应付的 She can handle it.
如果她跟不上进度 我们就给她请个家教 All right, if she falls behind, we'll just get her a tutor.
她是个聪明孩子 会没事的 She's a smart kid, she'll be fine.
是 我会说得更温柔一点 Yes, I will say it nicer than that.
好 Okay.
再见 蒂娜 Bye, Tina.
大家好 Hey, everybody--
你好 今天我们要见几个潜在捐赠人 Hey. So, we have several potential donor meetings set up for today.
每个都是各自社群内的 Every name on the list carries tremendous weight
超重量级人物 within their communities,
也全都帮助过加希蒂胜选 and all were instrumental in electing Garcetti.
所以他们是"党派挚友"了 So they're "Friends of the party"?
总要来场汇报演出嘛 Got to love the dog and pony show.
我又修改了一下 I took another stab at your speech
你今晚推广论坛的讲稿 发给你了 for the outreach forum tonight. It's in your inbox.
很好 如果你能打一份纸质版给我 Great. If you could get me a hard copy on my desk,
-我会尽快批注的 -好 - I'll make notes as soon as possible. - Perfect.
波特女士 这是绿色新政的细则 Ms. Porter, here are the specs for the Green New Deal.
谢谢你 艾莉 Thank you, Allie.
好 第一位是鲁道福·努涅兹 All right, first up, Rodolfo Nunez,
努涅兹集团主席 President of Nunez Inc,
这间总部在洛杉矶的少数族裔所有投行 an L.A. based, minority-owned investment company
是出了名的爱做慈善 with a philanthropic reputation.
在拉美和波斯裔社群里很有影响力 He's got pull in both the Latinx and the Persian communities.
老天 那是半个城市了 Jesus. That's half the city.
没错 Exactly.
丹妮 Dani.
你父亲耽搁了 没法去下一个会议 Your father got pulled away and he can't take his next meeting.
怎么回事 what happened?
他没说 但他让你去他下午两点的会面 He didn't say, but he asked that you take his 2:00 p.m.
-就在公司会议室 -见谁 - In the conference room. - Who's in there?
市长候选人贝特·波特 Mayoral candidate Bette Porter.
她不是落后米尔纳吗 Isn't she trailing Milner?
是 但她准备缩小差距 She is, but she's poised to close the gap.
-跟我说说 -如果当选 - Brief me. - If elected,
贝特·波特会成为洛杉矶首位女市长 Bette Porter will be L.A.'s first female mayor.
她也是首位公开出柜的候选人 She's also the first openly gay candidate.
观点非常进步 Her views are very progressive.
波特女士 Ms. Porter.
丹妮·努涅兹 Dani Nunez,
-传媒总监 -幸会 - Director of Communications. - Pleasure to meet you.
这位是皮尔斯·威廉姆斯 我的竞选主管 This is Pierce Williams, my campaign manager.
对 我们在加希蒂的第一次竞选上见过 Yeah, I believe we met on Garcetti's first bid.
-是 很高兴再见到你 -彼此 - Yes. Good to see you again. - Likewise.
我父亲说非常抱歉 他没法赶来了 My father's deeply sorry, but he won't be able to make it.
好吧 我希望他没事 Oh, well, I hope everything's okay.
我相信是的 请坐吧 I'm sure it will be. Please, have a seat.
所以 你替你父亲工作吗 So you work for your father?
是的 I do.
我想我是为这份工作而生的 I like to think I was bred for the job.
我在斯坦福念的传媒学 I studied Communications at Stanford
然后去南加大读了研究生 and then I did my graduate work at USC,
但这里的却也有些裙带成分 but it is possible there was some nepotism involved,
如果您是那么想的话 if that's what you're thinking.
-你觉得靠谱吗 -你呢 - You feel close? - Do you feel it?
-没觉得 -不 - No. - No.
每个都不对劲 不 None of them are right. No.
不是我的风格 They don't feel like me.
至少奥兹医生是阴道蒸洗的拥护者 At least Dr. Oz is a vaginal steaming advocate.
我04年就做过阴道整形 I did vaginal rejuvenation in '04.
阴道在那之后变异过吗 Have vaginas changed since then?
没有 No, they have not.
-对 -我知道那很讨厌 - No. - I know it sucks,
但我们希望 如果听了电视台这一回 but, hopefully, if we give the network this win,
他们能给我们更多发挥空间 they'll be more inclined to allow us to stretch
找更有政治头脑的人选来 to include more politically-minded candidates.
对 比如我心爱的罗克珊·盖伊 Right, like my beloved Roxane Gay.
没错 Exactly.
我今早接到一通电话 I got a phone call this morning
是我研究生时候的老朋友打来的 from an old friend of mine from grad school.
她在给一个很有意思的人当助理 She's working as an aide to a very interesting person.
好 继续 Okay, listening.
电视台想拓宽我们节目的收视群体 The network wants to broaden our demographic.
想让我们吸引更多目标外的观众 对吧 They want to attract a more far-reaching audience, right?
艾丽丝想要锁定酷儿 社会和政治上 Alice wants to keep it queer, queer-adjacent,
和酷儿相关的 uh, social, political.
会是谁 我有预感是个奥巴马等级的要来 Who's it gonna be? I smell an Obama coming.
卡玛拉 Kamala.
你能请到她吗 Can you get her?
对 Yeah.
在她原来还当地检的时候 我因为 I interviewed her for a documentary I made
自己拍的一部刑事司法改革纪录片采访过她 on criminal justice reform back when she was a D.A.
这太棒了 你必须约到她 This is amazing. You have to book her.
我等不及问她 I cannot wait to ask her
真实但又不合适的问题了 real but also inappropriate questions.
-对吧 -天哪 - Right? - Oh, my God.
我真高兴这季能有你 I'm so glad you're here this season.
都要实现了 It's all happening.
我还是继续约奥兹医生 作为后备好了 I'll keep Dr. Oz warm, just as a backup.
不用 Okay, we're not.
-好吧 -不用了 - Okay, fine. - Yeah, yeah.
好 我们想点问题 来吧 Okay, let's get some questions. Let's go.
我们想改建林肯高地监狱 We want to convert the Lincoln Heights Jail
扩大公司的办公区域 to expand our corporate offices.
我们知道那是个热门地块 We know it's been a hotly contested area,
但我们有足够的资金 but we do have capital in place
去投资那种规模的项目 to invest in a project of that scale.
我问一句 你们的资金来源是什么 I just, I have to ask: what's the source of your capital?
我父亲的政治性捐款 My father's political contributions,
都是通过我们的基金会进行 they're made through our foundation,
完全和我们家族的企业分离 entirely separate from our family's company.
我想你没有回答那个问题 I don't think you answered the question.
我们有多元化的投资组合 We have a diverse portfolio.
涉及各个领域 Investments in everything
从生物医学研究到农业... from biomedical research to agriculture...
给生物医学研究方面的资金 And the funding for the biomedical research,
是来自药品销售吗 does that come from the sale of pharmaceuticals?
我们为伤残军人设计义肢 波特女士 We design prosthetics for wounded warriors, Ms. Porter.
我知道 I understand,
但你们是否也生产阿片类药物呢 but do you also invest in the production of opioids?
义肢可不会凭空造出来 Prosthetics don't pay for themselves.
我明白了 I see.
我们唯一关心的 就是找到最佳人选 Our only interest here is finding the best person
来管理这座城市 to run this city,
我们相信您就是那个人 and we believe that person is you.
我不买你的帐 I'm not buying what you're selling.
我们的现任市长就买了 Our current mayor bought it.
我不是他 I'm not him.
波特女士 Ms. Porter.
你知道我为什么要竞选市长吗 Do you know why I'm running for office?
恐怕不知道 I can't say that I do.
就是因为你们这样的人 It's because of people like you.
你们所销售的产品正是痛苦的根源 The products you're pushing are the cause of suffering.
它们导致了我们城市历史上最严重的 They have contributed to the worst opioid crisis
阿片类药物危机 our city has ever faced,
而你们想修建办公室的那个地块 and that property that you want to turn into corporate offices,
可以被用作长期的康复中心 that could be used as a long-term rehab facility.
虽然我可能理解 And while I might understand
一个白人直男对此的故意无视 the willful ignorance of a straight white man,
但我真的不明白 I'm having a hard time
你怎么也能熟视无睹 understanding how you could turn a blind eye.
所以我猜 其实我想知道的是 So I guess what I really want to know is
你晚上怎么睡得着觉 how the hell do you sleep at night?
我的职责是为你引荐潜在捐赠人 My job is to introduce you to potential donors.
努涅兹可是个大户 Nunez is a big player.
我说了 我永远不会拿大药企的钱 I've told you, I'm never taking money from big pharma.
我知道你对那个问题很敏感 I know you have a sensitivity around that particular issue,
-但你... -去它的敏感 - but you need... - Fuck sensitivity.
别再给我安排这种会面了 Don't ever set up another meeting like that again.
任何情况下 我都不会愿意 I am not willing, under any circumstances,
在价值观上妥协 to compromise my values.
知道了 Noted.
-这次会面从没发生过 -好的 - That meeting never happened. - Never happened.
-从没发生过 -从没发生过 - Never happened. - Never happened.
那会面还真是精彩 Well, that was a fucking shitshow.
-对不起 丹妮... -以后 - I'm sorry, Dani... - In the future,
你要么自己去开这种会 you need to either take those meetings yourself
要么让我更好地准备 or prep me better.
她让我觉得自己像个傻子 She made me feel like an idiot.
-你去哪了 爸爸 -我们遇到了问题 - Where were you, Dad? - We have a problem.
什么问题 What is it?
我们一位雇员的儿子用药过量 One of our employee's son's overdosed.
你要赶快应对 You're going to take point on this.
尽量占据先机 Get ahead of it as much as you can.
我需要你为我们处理好他 I need you to handle him for us.
-我明白了 -好 - I understand. - Okay.
杰克 Jack.
-你好 -难以置信 - Hi. - I can't believe this.
我才跟他见面 他已经戒毒了... I just saw him, and he'd been clean, and...
-都怪我 -不是 - I did this. - No, you didn't.
就是我 是我们 我是说... Yeah, I did. We did. I mean...
-这都是我们的错 -杰克 别说了 - This is all our fault. - Jack. Stop.
坐下 Sit down.
这正是媒体们希望你去想的 That is exactly what the media wants you to think.
他们会努力把你儿子的死和你的工作联系起来 They'll try to connect your work here with your son's death.
但是他们错了 But they're wrong.
杰克 Jack.
你知道我们在这都做些什么 ...you know what we do here.
我们不是坏人 We are not the bad guys.
你 我 我父亲 Me, you, my father?
我们也是一家人 We are a family, too.
你不能让他们分裂我们 You can't let them tear us apart.
我知道 我知道 但是我们在这做的事情 Yeah, I know, I know, but what we do here...
停 听我说 Stop. Listen to me.
你的儿子不能变成一个冰冷的数据 Your son cannot be a statistic.
他是个人 他是你的儿子 He was a person. He was your son.
对 他是 Yeah, he was.
他是 He was...
我的宝贝儿子 my little boy.
正是 Exactly.
你说得对 You're right.
现在跟我说说 他都喜欢做什么 Now tell me, what did he love to do?
米基是个人 Mikey was a person.
他不是什么淫秽的新闻报道 He was not a salacious news story.
他热爱生活 喜欢钓鱼 下棋 He loved life. He loved to fish, play chess.
请相信我所说的 Please believe me when I say
很抱歉您痛失爱子 that I am deeply sorry for your loss.
他很风趣 他也是被爱着的 He was funny, and he was loved.
米基是特别的 Mikey was special.
他处理得很好 He's handling this very well.
可不是他 That's not him.
是你之前见的那个女人 That's the woman you met earlier.
他接受过指导了 He's been coached.
太遗憾了 她站错队了 Too bad she works for the wrong side.
我儿子的死是场悲剧 ...death of my son was a tragedy
努涅兹股份有限公司
但和我的工作无关 that has nothing to do with my work.
非常感谢你能腾出宝贵的时间 Thank you very much for giving us your time today.
你干得不错 You did good.
谢谢爸爸 Thanks, dad.
不是吧 Come on.
该死 Shit.
-该死 -等一下 我来 - Dammit. - Oh, wait, here.
-不不 没事的 -我来帮你 - Oh, no, no. It's okay. - Let me help.
没关系的 把那个给我 No, no, it's okay. Um, here, give me that one.
好了 Yeah.
谢谢 你 你确定要搬两把吗 Thank you. You s... You sure you got both of those?
对 你看 Yeah, um, yeah. Here. See?
好吧 Okay.
顺便说一下 这些都很好看 很美 These-these are beautiful, by the way, these are gorgeous.
谢谢 我前任讨厌死它们了 Thank you. My ex hated them.
他们都觉得太占地方了 They thought they took up too much space.
不 它们多好看 对了你是从哪搬过来的 No, these are amazing. Where are you moving from, by the way?
-回声公园 -回声公园 - Echo Park. - Oh, Echo Park!
我超爱回声公园 天啊 我有个朋友 I love Echo Park. Oh, my God, no, I got friends...
天啊 Oh, my God.
没关系 That's okay.
-没事的 -太对不起了 - It's fine. - I'm so sorry.
没事 我能修好 我是新的物业管理员 It's okay, I can fix it. I'm the new propeﬂy manager.
-所以 -好 - So. .. - Okay.
好 那太好了 Good. That's good.
那个 如果有什么别的东西 Well, if you need me
也需要我帮你打碎的话 to break anything else,
你知道去哪找我 you know where I live.
知道了 Noted.
过会儿要去吃晚饭吗 Um, would you want to grab dinner later?
-好啊 -真的吗 - Yeah. - Yeah?
好啊 你们要去哪吃 Sure. Where you guys going?
他们 对啊 Oh, them. Yes.
我去问问他们想去哪 I will ask them where they want to go.
或者 可以我们两个人单独去 You know, or it could just maybe be you and me,
不带他们 and not them.
行 好啊 Yeah. Sure.
听起来不错 Sounds fun.
好 Yeah.
现在说这个可能有点奇怪 Oh, um, and this is weird timing, probably,
但是我们的灶台灯已经坏了好几年了 but our stove light's been out for a few years...
如果你不介意的话 或许 If you don't mind, maybe...
我会记在清单上的 I'll add it to the list.
好 Cool.
靠 Fuck!
她真的拒绝了吗 She really said no?
卡玛拉对这类节目不感兴趣 Kamala's not interested in doing this kind of show.
哪种节目 有趣的女权节目 What kind is that? Like a fun, feminist one
节目上还可以喝咖啡喝酒 where you can drink coffee and wine?
她觉得对目前的她来说这个平台太小了 She thinks it's too small for where she's at right now.
-太操蛋了 -我知道 - Oh, that is fucked. - I know.
对 不 Yeah. No.
但是你知道吗 更操蛋的是 You know what, though? What's more fucked
你说你能请到她 is you said you could get her.
我有理由相信她会同意 I had reason to believe that she'd say yes.
她竞选参议员的时候我采访过她 I-I interviewed her when she ran for senate.
我和她的助手有私交 我想着 I have a personal relationship with her aide, I mean--
但是这是一个完全不同的平台 But this is a totally different platform.
-我知道 我只是 -不 索菲 - I know. I just-- - No, Sophie,
你不能承诺自己做不到的事情 you can't overpromise me things.
我知道了 I understand.
好了 行吧 好吧 Okay. All right. Okay. Yeah.
所以我要听奥兹医生这个男性跟我解释 Yeah. So I'm gonna listen to Dr. Oz mansplain to me
阴道是怎么回事 how a vagina works.
对 Yeah.
太好了 It's great.
工作中最美好的一天 It's a great day at work.
真他娘的是噩梦 It's a fuckin' nightmare.
歌曲"I'll Die anyway" 演唱Girl In Red
靠 Fuck.
你的床装好了 Uh, your bed's all good.
谢了 非常感谢 Oh, thanks. I appreciate it.
小事 Sure.
还多出了几个螺丝 Hey, I got a couple extra screws,
可能不是什么好兆头 所以 which is probably not a great sign, so...
有什么问题的话就告诉我 let me know if you have any problems.
我会回来修好的 I'll come back, fix it.
当然了 不收费 No charge, obviously.
行了 桌子上有钱 All right, there's money on the table.
不用了 艾丽丝给过钱了 Oh, no, that's cool. Alice paid me.
那就当成小费吧 Oh, well, then just take it as a tip.
感觉有点奇怪 I feel kind of weird about that.
但是如果你有啤酒的话来我想来一杯 I would love a beer if you have one, though.
当然 那边还有 Uh... uh, sure. There's more over there.
天呐 太好了 Oh, my God. Awesome.
你这风景不错 哥们 You got a sick spot, man.
谢了 Thanks.
如果你还有家具 If you get any more furniture,
需要我组装的话 need me to put it together...
我也会做东西 Or I can build stuff.
什么都会 内嵌橱柜 桌子 Anything. Built-ins, tables.
使用工具这方面我更像个传统的女同 所以 I'm, like, a traditional lesbian when it comes to tools, so...
行 All right.
哥们 Man...
我心目中住在洛杉矶就是这样的 this is what I thought living in L. A. was gonna be like.
你知道吗 You know?
-你是哪里人 -密苏里州 - Where you from? - Missouri.
现在我住在韩国城的一间卧室里 And now I live in a one bedroom in Koreatown
和其他五个女孩合租 with five other girls.
对 太惨了 Yeah, it sucks.
-我也经历过 -真的吗 - I been there. - Really?
对 Oh, yeah.
如果你需要地方住的话 Well, if you ever need some space,
后面应该还有空出来的卧室 I think there's some extra bedrooms in the back.
等等 你是认真的吗 Wait, are you serious?
对 Yeah.
我天 太好了 Holy shit. That's awesome.
谢谢 这真的 Thank you. That's, like...
我都不知道该说什么好了 谢谢你 I don't even know What to say. Thank you.
小事一桩 No problem.
奎拉 我讨厌这样 我想你 就是这样
谁呀 Who's that?
我太太 My wife.
努涅兹股份有限公司
-你今天干不错 卡丽妮娅 -谢谢爸爸 - You did Well today, Carifia. - Thanks, Dad.
我和董事会都谈过了 The board and I have talked it over,
我们一致同意你理应得到提拔 and we all agree that you deserve a promotion.
什么 What?
高级副总裁 Senior vice president.
我 我都不知道该说什么了 I-I-I don't know what to say.
你应得的 You deserve it.
谢谢 Thank you.
我们这个周末庆祝 We'll celebrate this weekend.
我去预定一个好地方 I'll make reservations somewhere nice, hmm?
好 我带着索菲 Yeah. I'll-I'll ask Sophie.
谁 Who?
我开玩笑呢 邀请你朋友过来吧 I'm just kidding. Invite your friend.
爸爸 你知道她不仅是我的朋友 Dad, you know she's not just my friend.
对 是的 Yes, yes.
我其实准备 I actually was--
我觉得年轻的时候享乐很重要 I think it's important to have fun when you are young.
我们周末见 I'll see you this weekend, hmm?
小心开车 Drive safely.
语音信箱 索菲
宝贝 是我 Hey, baby, it's me.
该死 我今天过得太糟心了 Shit, I had a fuckity fucked up day.
希望你能过得好一些 Uh, I hope yours was better than that.
我就是打电话问候一下 说一声我爱你 I was just calling to say hi to let you know I love you,
因为我确实爱你 'cause I do.
而且我迫不及待等你回家 And I can't wait for you to get home
打你的小屁屁 so I can smack that ass.
糟糕 艾丽丝好像听见了 就这样吧 Shit, I think Alice just heard that. Okay, whatever.
我爱你 I love you.
我给你做晚饭 你想吃什么 I'll make dinner. You got any requests?
算了 我就做点拿手的吧 Never mind, I'll just make something good.
好了 爱你 Okay, I love you.
很爱 很爱 Again, like, a lot.
好了 拜拜 Okay, bye.
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
很荣幸地请出 it is my pleasure to welcome
洛杉矶下一位市长 the next mayor of Los Angeles,
贝特·波特 Bette Porter.
流浪人口危机威胁着洛杉矶 The homelessness crisis has hit L.A.,
毫不留情地拷问着我们的身份 and it tears at the very fabric of who we are
和信仰 and what we believe in.
而政府 本应该在这种情况下 And the government, the government is meant to help
施以援手 in times like these.
本应该保护城市人口中 It's meant to protect the most vulnerable
最脆弱的部分 in our population.
我们需要改变 现在就改变 We need change, and we need it now.
我相信我就是这种改变的代言人 And I believe that I am the face of that change.
现在 我想回答大家的问题 And now, I'd-- I'd like to open it up to questions.
我想听听你们的想法 I want to hear from you.
我想知道是什么让你们夜不能寐 I want to know what keeps you up at night.
工作人员准备好了话筒 The staff has mics.
请 Yes?
在竞选之前 Prior to running for office,
你曾任洛杉矶市 you were the Director of Cultural Affairs
文化局局长 for the City of Los Angeles.
没错 That's correct.
你是否记得 While you served as director,
在任职期间上了我的老婆 do you remember fucking my wife?
请问和自己的已婚员工 How does sleeping with Felicity Adams,
费利西蒂·亚当斯发生关系 a married employee of yours,
是如何让你有资格当市长的 make you qualified to be the mayor?
-别碰我 -把他赶出去 把他赶出去 - Do not touch me! - Get him out of here. Get him out of here.
你真无耻 波特女士 你真无耻 Shame on you, Ms. Porter! Shame on you!
贝特 贝特 贝特 Bette. Bette, Bette.
我们走 来 跟我走 Let's go. Come on. Come on.
-问答环节到此结束 -这边 - No more questions at this time. - Come on.
问答环节到此结束 来 No questions at this time, please. Here.
该死 Shit.
我得给安吉打电话 I need to call Angie.
我不想让她在推特上看到这个消息 I don't want her to read about this on fucking Twitter.
明白 Got you.
大银行吞小银行 Big bank take lil' bank.
我们应该纹情侣纹身 We should get matching tattoos.
是吗 You think?
是的 Yeah.
嗯 挺酷的 Yeah. Be pretty cool.
怎么了 What?
-没什么 -好吧 那么 - Nothing. - Yeah, right. Well...
我们来自拍吧 Let's take a selfie.
怎么了 What's wrong?
你手机开机了吗 Uh, is your phone on?
没有 我妈总跟踪我 怎么了 No. My mom tracks me. Why?
她那边出了点事情 Well, there's some shit going on with her.
她到底跑哪去了 Where the fuck is she?
-她不会有事的 -我给她发信息 - I'm sure she's fine. - I'll text her.
-我都要气死了 -她是个好孩子 - I'm just so fucking angry. - She's a good kid.
我知道 不 我是在生我自己的气 I know. No. I'm angry at myself.
潮热了 Hot ﬂash?
是的 离死不远了 Yes. Death is coming.
竞选的是你打算怎么办 So what are you gonna do about the campaign?
我的顾问们说我应该退出 My advisors told me that I should drop out.
-胡扯 -你不能退出 - Oh, that's bullshit. - You can't do that.
不好意思 我不觉得有什么大不了的 I'm sorry, I don't see what the problem is.
她把下属给睡了 She slept with an employee.
-双方自愿的 -可她是已婚人士 - It was consensual. - But she was married.
好吧 我搞砸了 Okay, so I fucked up.
我觉得是因为你是同性恋 I think it's because you're gay.
我认为问题在于费利西蒂是同性恋 Well, I think the problem is Felicity's gay
而这让她老公觉得自己不够爷们 and it makes her husband feel like less of a man,
无论这意味着什么 I mean, whatever that means.
这个最有道理 That makes the most sense.
但是他们想把你塑造成男性捕食者 But they're trying to paint you like these male predators.
我可能跟他们没什么区别 And I might be just like them.
不不不 那是耻辱 No, no, no, no, no. That's shame.
你应该发表一份声明 You should make a statement.
-你应该来让我的节目 -为什么 不 - You should come on my show. - What? Why? No.
我可以给你提供一个平台说说你的想法 I can give you a platform to tell your side.
对 你可以告诉他们你是什么样的人 Yeah. You can tell them who you are.
但是我现在也不知道自己是什么人了 But I don't know who I am right now.
你是了不起的贝特·波特 You're Bette fucking Porter.
安吉 Angie?
谢天谢地 失陪一下 安吉 Thank God. Could you guys excuse us, please? Angie!
-咱们走吧 -你想吃墨西哥卷之类的吗 - Let's get out of here. - You Want to get a burrito or something?
不 我想吃汉堡 No, I want a burger.
安吉 Angie!
我恨你 你把一切都毁了 I hate you! You ruin everything!
没关系 但是你不能逃学玩失踪 That's fine, but you cannot ditch school and go MIA.
那又怎样 你还跟别人上床呢 Whatever. You fucked somebody...
不许你再这样跟我说话 Hey! You do not get to talk to me that way.
不 你做得每一件事都成了我的困扰 No. Everything you do becomes my fucking problem.
你知不知道做你女儿有多丢人 Do you know know how humiliating it is to be your daughter?
等一下 你嗑药了吗 Wait, are you high right now?
-没有 -你这是闹的哪门子 - No. - Are you kidding me?
住手 住手 Stop. Stop!
-不 住手 -我要翻... -No, stop! Stop it. - I'm looking...
我要看看 I'm gonna check.
-我们吸了电子烟 -那是什么 - We vaped. - What does that mean?
-哪种电子烟 大麻吗 -对 - Vaped what? Pot? - Yeah.
但不是我的 是乔迪的 But I don't have it, Jordi does.
安吉 你不能抽大麻 Angie... you cannot smoke pot.
-不违法 -违法 - It's not illegal. - Yes, it is.
你16岁了 You are 16 years old.
我要和蒂妈住在一起 I want to live with Mama T.
你想让我现在就给她打电话 Do you want me to call her right now
告诉她你今天都做什么了吗 and tell her what you did today?
行 我就告诉她你跟别人睡了 Fine. I'll just tell her that you fucked somebody.
我敢肯定她已经听说了 I'm pretty sure she already heard.
把你手机给我 你被禁足了 Give me your phone. You're grounded.
如果你以为伤害了你我却一点都不痛苦的话 And if you think it doesn't pain me to know that I hurt you,
那你就错了 我很抱歉 you are wrong, and I'm deeply sorry.
你不应该受到这种待遇 You deserve better.
该死 真是见了鬼的一天 Oh, fuck, what a shitty fucking day!
天啊 这一天真够受的 Hi. God, that was a long one.
能给我一杯酒吗 Can I get a glass of wine?
好的 我其实已经给你倒了一杯 Well, yeah, I actually poured you a glass right over there.
好吧 Okay.
天啊 Oh, boy. Ooh.
哇 外面 Hey. Wow, that's really,
真的挺好看 that's really nice out there.
我喜欢你对着电视讲话的样子 I love the way that you talk to the TV.
我喜欢你跳舞时 A-And I love that you dance
闭着眼睛的样子 with your eyes closed.
你这是怎么了 What are you doing?
你就是我要找的那个人 You're my person.
不 No.
是 Yes.
我的人生永远都需要你 I need you in my life forever.
别瞎闹 Do not fuck with me.
天啊 Oh, my God.
索菲·苏亚雷斯 Sophie Suarez...
你愿意嫁给我吗 will you marry me?
答应我 嫁给我好吗 Please? Will you marry me, please?
好 Yes.
-真的 -真的 - Yes? - Yes.
真的 真的 真的 Yes, yes, yes.
天啊 你等了那么长时间才同意 God, you waited a long time to say yes.
我不敢相信你要当我老婆了 I can't believe you're gonna be my wife.
这简直...天啊 This is just... Oh, man.
天啊 Oh, my...
天啊 Oh, my God.
没关系 It's okay.
不 不 不行 Oh, no. No, it's not okay.
戴不上 It doesn't fit.
戒指就是父系社会的一个象征 Rings are just a symbol of the patriarchy.
是的 但是我还是想给你买一个 Yeah, but I still want you to have one.
好吧 那我就戴 Yeah, I'll still take it.
我拿去调整一下尺寸 I'll get it resized.
我爱你 I love you.
我也爱你 I love you, too.
搞什么 Fuck!
-求婚了吗 -我跟她说应该等一会 - Did you do it? - I told her we should wait.
我紧张了 突然就安静了 Hey, I got nervous. It got quiet.
求婚了吗 答应了吗 Did you do it? So?
是的 我们订婚了 我们订婚了 Yeah, we're engaged! We're engaged!
天啊 Oh, my God!
我爱你 我太幸福了 I love you. I'm so happy-
天啊 Oh, my God.
我不敢相信你们俩早就知道 I can't believe you both knew.
我也不敢相信我能管住自己的嘴 I can't believe I kept my mouth shut.
我是伴郎吧 I get to be best man, right?
那当然了 来 Yeah! Of course. What? Come on!
大家准备好录节目了吗 Are you guys ready for the show?
让我听到你们的热情 Let me hear you.
这就对了 There we go.
你们准备好了吗 Are you ready?
好了 在座的各位 All right, you guys-
她来了 Here she is,
-所有人耳熟能详的名字 -喝水吗 - the name on everybody's lips. - Water?
你能行的 你是艾丽丝 You got this. You're Alice.
你是炙手可热的人物 You're the name on everybody's lips.
艾丽丝 Alice!
大家好 谢谢 谢谢 Hi. Thank you. Thank you.
非常感谢 好了 好了 Thank you so much. Please. Please, please, please.
谢谢 回到台上真是太好了 Thank you. Oh, it is so great to be back.
真的 我特别想念你们 It really is. I have missed you all so much.
刚才那个热场挺长啊 Uh-- that hiatus was really long, wasn't it?
感觉就像是 过了十年差不多 Felt like it was, like, a decade or something. Huh?
-是不是 希瑟 -确实是 - Right, Heather? - Sure did.
你已经认识我的第三个表妹了 Yeah, oh, you met my third cousin?
是的 对的 Yes. Ha. Yeah.
假期过得怎么样 And-- So how was your break?
我一直在谷区的 I was just hanging out
合租单身公寓里瞎玩 in my, uh, shared studio apartment in the Valley,
就等着节目回归了 just waiting for the show to come back.
好吧 你总是把 Yeah. Is there a reason
合租的事挂在最边上是不是有什么原因 you keep bringing up that you share an apartment?
我只知道 I just know that
你家有一个多余的卧室 you have an extra bedroom at your house
-还特别精致 -好吧 - and it's real fancy. - Okay. Oh...
不 我明白了 No, I get it.
拿铁明天见 See you latte.
好了 女士们先生们以及其他朋友门 All right, ladies and gentlemen and everyone in between,
我特别荣幸地请出 it is my absolute pleasure to welcome
我的闺蜜 洛杉矶市长候选人 my dear friend and candidate for L.A. mayor--
她喜欢喝加一份粗糖的黑咖啡 she likes her coffee black with one raw sugar--
贝特·波特 Bette Porter!
感谢你来上节目 Well, thank you so much for coming.
-谢谢你请我来 -彻底揭秘一下 - Thank you for having me. - Uh, full disclosure,
我们已经相识25年了 we've known each other for about 25 years.
没错 Yes, that's right.
在这25年里 我对你宽容过吗 Okay, and in those 25 years, have I ever gone easy on you?
网开一面过吗 Cut you any slack?
-放你一马过吗 -从来都没有 Let you off the hook? Not even for
-一天都没有 艾丽丝 -好吧 - a single day, Alice. - Yeah. Okay.
那么 你的投票人知道你十来年前 So, do your voters know that you stole a billboard
偷过一块公告板吗 in the mid-aughts?
我们借的 艾丽丝 Uh, we-we borrowed it, Alice.
"我们" 我们借的 Oh, "we" we borrowed it.
你是说... 好吧 好吧 你是打算 Oh, you're put-- Okay. Okay. Were you gonna
在截稿的时候说的吗 因为我没收到这一条 keep that on the DL? Because I didn't get that memo.
-我们应该说了 -好吧 我没看到 - I think we should. - Yeah. Well, I missed that.
好了 我们再挖点料 All right, let's dig in.
如果你一直生活在重压之下 So, in case you've been living under a rock,
昨天的论坛 yesterday during a forum,
一位经确认名为泰勒·亚当斯的男子 a man who's since been identified as Tyler Adams
公开指责市长候选人贝特·波特 publicly accused mayoral candidate Bette Porter
和他的妻子有染 of having an affair with his wife.
是真的吗 是的 Is that correct? That's correct.
那你今天为什么想来上节目呢 So why did you want to come on the show today?
为什么不让这种事情 I mean, why not let something like that
慢慢平息呢 just kind of blow over?
因为我不会因羞愧而选择沉默 Well, because I won't be shamed into silence.
从历史上来说 I mean, historically,
我这个位置的女人通常会这样 that's what happens to women in my position.
我们感到羞愧 然后就退出了 但是我不会 We're shamed and then we stand down, but I won't.
现在不会 以后也不会 Not now, not ever.
那么 你因为 So, are you sorry
和已婚女士发生关系而感到抱歉吗 that you slept with a married woman?
这很难说 因为我 Well, it's tricky because I-I...
不想让大家认为 在我的意识里 I don't want anyone to think that I'm okay
造成别人的痛苦是我所谓的 因为我这么想 with causing another person pain, because I'm not.
但我又不想让这一切看起来像是在 But I also don't want it to seem like I'm apologizing
为了跟一个你情我愿的成年人发生关系而道歉 for having a relationship with a consenting adult
因为这也是我不愿意 because that's also a message
表达的一种信息 that I'm not comfortable sending.
那你不觉得有错了 So you're not sorry?
我认为我已经回答这个问题了 I think I answered the question.
没那么简单 It's not that that simple.
演播室里开始有点热了 It's getting a little hot in here.
我直接告诉你整个事件中 Can I just tell you the most frustrating part
最让人沮丧的部分吧 of this whole ordeal?
请讲 Please.
很难让人专心致志 I mean, it's distracting.
人们宁愿把注意力集中在让人兴奋的事情上 People would rather focus on what's titillating
也不愿直面死亡 than stare death in the face.
现实是 城市陷入了危机 有人生命垂危 And the fact is, our city is in crisis and people are dying.
我知道 I know
你参加竞选有非常真实的理由 that you have a very real reason that you're running.
一个非常私人的原因 A very personal reason.
来说说这个吧 Why won't you talk about it?
因为尽管这周发生了很多事 Because despite this week's events,
我都选择了不让别人知道自己的私人生活 I've chosen to keep my private life private.
可是电视机前的观众们 But those people out there,
想知道你是怎样的人 they want to know who you are,
想知道你的理念 not just what you stand for.
好吧 Okay-
我是一个女人 I'm a woman.
我是同性恋 双种族 I'm gay, I'm biracial.
我是一位母亲 Um, I'm a mother
女儿特别优秀 to an extraordinary daughter.
我是别人的前妻 我是一位朋友 I'm an ex-wife, uh, a friend.
我认为我是一位非常忠实的朋友 I think I'm a really loyal friend.
是的 Yeah.
我是一个女儿 Uh, I'm a daughter,
我是妹妹 I'm-I'm a sister.
我 Uh... and I'm...
我就是你 ...and I'm you.
我是你们的一分子 I'm-- I am a part of you.
我真这么觉得 I really feel that.
我是你们当中想要做得更好的那部分 You know, I'm that part of you that wants to do better.
我们是你们当中热爱这座城市 I'm that part of you that loves this city
希望看到所有社区繁荣发展的那部分 and wants to see all of its communities thrive.
我是你们当中会犯错误的那部分 I'm that part of you that makes mistakes.
我知道我让我爱的人失望了 And I know I've disappointed people that I love.
这种错误我不想再犯了 And that's not a mistake that I want to make again.
我希望我的轻率之举 And I hope that my indiscretions
不会影响我的伟大目标 don't cloud my greater purpose,
因为我知道 because while I know
自己不是个完美的信使 I'm not the perfect messenger,
但我有完美的消息 I do have the perfect message.
谢谢 Thank you.
我们马上回来 We'll be right back.
歌曲"Low Key" 演唱Broox J
宝贝 Hey. Hi, honey.
好了 Hey. Hi. Okay.
贝特 Bette?
谢谢你同意见我 Thank you for agreeing to meet with me.
我只是好奇你找我什么事 So, I'm just so curious to know what I can do for you.
坐下说吧 Would you like to have a seat?
不了 谢谢 No, thank you.
我就不说废话了 波特女士 I am not gonna bullshit you, Ms. Porter.
我觉得你也挺忙的 I don't think you've got the time.
多谢理解 Well, I appreciate that.
我同事的儿子那天晚上死了 My colleague's son died the other night.
海洛因吸食过量 23岁 Heroin overdose. 23 years old.
我看到了 I saw.
直到昨天 我都说服自己 Up until yesterday, I managed to convince myself
我的工作就是保护好 that my job was to protect the company
让我丰衣足食的公司 that afforded me the life that I have.
保护好把公司一手建立起来的人 Protect the people who helped build it from the ground up.
继续 Go on.
你那天问我 晚上是怎么能睡得着的 You asked me the other day how l sleep at night,
可事实是 but the truth is,
我睡不着 I don't.
我工作做得很像样 I am damn good at my job,
但是我想为我相信的人工作 but I want to work for someone I believe in.
我今天来就是因为我相信你 And I came here today because I believe in you.
我不确定自己是否信任你 I'm not so sure that I trust you.
你的职业生涯是 You've started your professional life
从一个折衷行业开始的 in a compromised industry.
我知道 I know.
但是如果你想胜出 But if you want to win,
我觉得你需要我 I think you need me.