猫头鹰魔法社 第一季第二集 The Owl House S01E02 Witches before Wizards
别再可可爱爱的跳走了 Stop adorably hopping away, you-- Huh?
欢迎来到 Welcome to...
猫头鹰魔法屋 ...the Owl House.
不是个梦 太好了 It wasn't a dream!
早上好啊 惊险的梦幻世界 Good morning, terrifying fantasy world.
早上好 Good morning.
早上好啊 小可爱 Good morning, you little cutie-pie.
我才不是你的小可爱 I am not your cutie-pie!
是 你就是 Yes, you are.
我知道 I know.
早啊 露丝 Hi, Luz!
我就是想跟你问早安而已 I'm just wishing you a good morning.
老天啊 真是的 噢 Jeez! Hoot! Ow!
不好意思咯 鹰鹰 Sorry, Hooty.
就要开始了 老伙计 This is it, old girl.
你做女巫学徒的第一天 Your first day on the Boiling Isles as a Witch Apprentice. Hyah!
要有女巫服饰 一定要有女巫服饰 Please have witchy clothes. Please have witchy clothes.
一定要有女巫服饰啊 Please have witchy clothes.
太好啦 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
巫师学徒
露丝
你好
我的名字是
早上好啊 猫头鹰魔女伊达 Good morning, Eda the Owl Lady.
我已经准备好迎接我女巫学徒生涯的第一天了 I am ready for my first day of Witch Apprenticeship.
呃 你是谁来着 Ugh! Who are you, again?
猫头鹰魔法社
还记得我吗 Remember me?
露丝 Luz?
我们解救了被关押的人还打败了邪恶的暴怒领主 We freed the oppressed and defeated the evil warden together?
就在昨天啊 Yesterday?
孩子 别再碎碎念那些小事了 Kid, lay off the details.
我都还没喝今日份的苹果血呢 I haven't even had my cup of apple blood yet.
- 你是说苹果汁吗 - 不是 - You mean apple juice? - No.
教我一些咒语吧 我什么时候能拿到权杖 Teach me some spells. When do I get a magic staff?
我应该带着自己的符咒吗 Was I supposed to bring my own runes?
你有危险的魔法任务给我做吗 Do you have a dangerous magical quest for me?
别急别急 慢点 孩子 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down, kid.
做女巫可不是一晚上就做了的 Being a witch doesn't happen overnight.
还有 你穿着的是浴袍 Also, you're wrapped in a bathrobe
头带我这辈子见过最脏的交通锥 and wearing the dirtiest traffic cone I've ever seen.
不过 权杖嘛 你真的想要吗 But a magic staff, huh? You really want one?
比什么都想要 More than anything.
权杖飞来 Magic staff, come to me!
太早了 它也不清醒 It's early.
听着 女巫们的权杖是学校授予的 Now, witches are awarded their staffs from school.
鉴于我是你的老师 方式就有点不一样 With me as your teacher, you'll be taking a different approach.
你得通过劳动换来 You'll have to work for it.
我经营着好几个买卖 I run a few businesses.
周末 我兜售稀有的人类产品 On weekends, I offer rare human treasures
那些都是鹰伯特从你们那拿来的 that Owlbert drags over from your side of the realm.
我要击垮我的敌人 适用年龄六到十一岁 I shall smite my enemies! Ages six to eleven.
但是多数时候我出售我的手工灵药和魔药 But most days I sell only the finest homemade elixirs and potions.
蛇油 "Snake oil."
不涂油的蛇没人想要的 跟我来 No one wants an un-oiled snake. Follow me.
今天你的任务是在那个镇子上送包裹 卖魔药 Today you'll deliver packages and sell potions to that town over there,
骸骨镇 Bonesborough.
你得小心 You'll have to be careful.
我在到处都有敌人 I have rivals everywhere
他们都想把我的生意搞垮 who'd love to take my business down
所以他们也就想把你搞垮 and you along with it.
你想要一个危险的魔法任务是吗 You wanted a dangerous magical quest?
小妹妹 这就是了 Sister, you've got one.
我不会让你失望的 伊达女士 I won't let you down, Miss Eda.
我信了 I'm sure.
记好了 别跟穿着拖鞋的男人打交道 Remember, never befriend a man in sandals
还有 记得要量两次 切一次 and always measure twice, cut once.
- 啥 - 祝你好运 - Uh... - Good luck!
我不想打断你的休息 但是你得跟她一块去 I hate to interrupt your power nap, but you have to go with her.
什么 可是我才找到最舒服的位置 为什么我也要去 What? But I just found the perfect spot. Why do I have to go?
我们都知道她会迷路或者被吃掉 又或者先迷路再被吃掉 You and I know she's either going to get lost or eaten, probably both.
我才不会 No, I won't.
以及 你也得为我工作 And because you work for me, too,
要不然你就得付房租了 unless you want to start paying rent.
天黑前回来 不然小心丢了小命 Be back by nightfall or risk mortal peril.
旅途愉快 Have a nice trip.
唉 咱们赶紧把这事办了吧 Huh! Let's get this over with.
嘿 盯着别人看不礼貌的 Hey, it's rude to stare.
我只在梦里见过这种地方 I've only seen places like this in my dreams.
真的太不可思议了 我是这里唯一一个人类吗 It's incredible. And I'm the only human here?
- 还没见过第二个 - 哇 - Haven't seen any others. - Wow!
那肯定有个解释不是吗 为什么偏偏我在这里 There must be a reason for that, right? Why am I here?
要是我 露丝·诺赛达 平凡的少女 实际上有 What if I, Luz Noceda, average teen, actually had...
命中注定的伟大道路呢 ...a predetermined path of greatness?
就像阿祖拉一样 Just like Azura!
行了 阿祖拉的道路里有送煮油这一条吗 Yeah. Did Azura's path to greatness involve her delivering boil cream?
今天也许我在送包裹 Today I'm delivering packages,
但是明天我就要赢得炽热群岛上 but tomorrow I'll be earning the respect of everyone
所有人的尊重了 就靠我的才智 on the Boiling Isles with my magical prowess.
哈 祝你好运 Ha! Good luck.
炽热群岛上只有一滩绝望 The Boiling Isles is nothing but a cesspool of despair.
不如说一滩喜悦吧 More like a cesspool of delight.
谁有四只脚还想买魔药 What has four hooves and wants to buy a potion?
你呀 This guy.
我的眼睛在这呢 My eyes are down here.
我知道我这一天喜悦是够多了 I know I've had enough delight for one day.
我还以为作为魔法王国里唯一的人类会让我特别 I thought being the only human in a magical world would make me special.
但是显然这只让大家要么想冲我吼 But apparently, it just makes everyone want to scream at me or...
要么想吃了我 eat me.
这个时候 At this point,
阿祖拉已经被派去执行魔法任务了 Azura had already been sent on an enchanted quest.
给我任务的巫师又在哪呢 Where's my quest-granting wizard?
我不想打破你的梦想 露丝 可是这里没人穿的那么好 Sorry to break it to you, Luz, but no one here is that well-dressed.
今天真是糟透了 This has been a rough day.
咱们赶紧送了这最后一个包裹回家吧 Let's just deliver this last package and go home.
可能这个世界跟我想的不 Maybe this world isn't what I thought it wa--
真漂亮 Pretty!
大房子一般都住着大疯子 Big houses always belong to big whackjobs.
赶紧把包裹扔进去离开这吧 Let's kick the package inside and get outta here.
有人吗 Hello?
嘿 等一等 Hey, wait.
等一等 Wait.
我 我代猫头鹰魔女伊达送来一个包裹 I-I'm delivering a package from Miss Eda, the Owl Lady.
今天正开始变好呢 Today just got good.
魔法巫师 Magical wizard!
穿着睡衣的怪老头而已 Weird old man in jim-jams.
我刚刚在我的观星室里面解读星象 I was in my oscillarium, reading the stars.
你是哪位 带着满眼的好奇 And who might you be, with eyes full of curiosity?
我 我 Uh, I-I'm--
年轻的女士 请允许我说 Young lady, dareth I say,
我感到你身上有些特别之处 I sense something unique about you.
来吧 为何不与我一起饮茶呢 Please, won't you join me for tea?
好吧 Okay.
咱溜吧 巫师只是口袋里装着闪闪发光的东西的老人罢了 Let's scram! Wizards are just old people with glitter in their pockets.
我不信任他 I don't trust him.
但他袍子上的星星在发光呢 But the stars on his robe are sparkling.
看 他的胡子里有只狐狸宝宝呢 And look, there's a baby fox in his beard.
再说 我在桌子上看到了烤饼 Plus, I see scones on the table.
哪里 Where?
我们很乐意与你一起喝茶 We'd love to join you for tea.
你卖魔药么 巫师先生 Do you sell potions, Sir Wizard?
请称我为阿格达斯特 Please, call me Adegast.
是的 女士 我做点小生意 Ma'am, yes, I run a small business.
你该做点 让更多烤饼到我嘴里的小生意 You should run a small business of more scones into my mouth.
没错 Yes!
很意外在这里见到你 I'm surprised to see you here.
据我所知 伊达一直亲自送包裹 It was my understanding that Eda delivered the packages herself.
我大概 可能 也许是她的学徒之类的 Well, I'm kinda, sorta, her apprentice.
哦 那到目前为止 你觉得你的经历如何 Oh! And how are you finding the experience so far?
我能实话实说么 阿格达斯特先生 Can I be honest, Mr. Adegast?
当我决定留在这个魔法世界的时候 When I decided to stay in this magical world,
我以为我命中注定要做些特别的事 I thought I was meant for something special.
但伊达认为我命中注定就是来做家务的 But Eda thinks I'm meant for chores
而且恐怕我来错地方了 and I'm afraid I came to the wrong place.
好吧 我有一个诉求 Well, I have a quest--
一个诉求 A quest?
你没让我把话说完 You didn't let me finish.
我有一个诉求 请你回答一个问题 - I have a question. - Oh.
你想去做一个任务吗 Would you like to go on a quest?
当然 Yes!
我可能正好有个东西 I might have just the thing.
预言中提到一个年轻的人类女孩 The prophecy speaks of a young human girl
会出来认领天体权杖 who will claim the Celestial Staff
然后将这个世界从古老的邪恶中解放出来 and free this world from an ancient evil.
也许你来这里是有原因的 Perhaps thou hath cometh here for a reason.
也许我是呢 Perhaps I hath.
如果你认为自己有资格尝试这个任务 Should you believe yourself worthy to attempt this quest...
完全有资格 So worthy.
你需要知道这条道路是黑暗和危险的 ...you need to know the road is dark and perilous.
超爱危险的 危险的终极粉丝 Love peril. Big fan of peril.
而且只有天选之女才能把权杖从原有的地方拔出来 And only the Chosen One can pull the staff from its post.
天选之女 Chosen one.
故事编得好 总的来说 你的食物没了 我们也该走了 Big story, awesome. Anyway, your food is gone and we are, too.
没错 我们该走了 Yes, we have to go.
该为这个魔法任务收拾行李了 我接受任务 And pack for this enchanted quest! I'm in.
太棒了 Wonderful.
所以 大王 So, King,
我该成为哪种天选之女呢 what kind of Chosen One should I be?
啊 什么 Huh? What?
我是否应该充满乐观和善良 Should I be full of optimism and goodness,
像善良的女巫阿祖拉那样 like the Good Witch Azura?
或是我应该做一个坏女孩类型的天选之女 Or should I be like a bad girl Chosen One
涂着黑色指甲油 态度神秘而孤僻 with black nail polish and a mysteriously withdrawn attitude?
我表现得好像不在乎 但实际上我是在乎的 "I act like I don't care, but I secretly do."
哦 你们在谈论坏女孩吗 Oh, you guys talking about bad girls?
等等 发生什么了 Wait, what's going on?
伊达 告诉露丝巫师有多蠢 Eda, tell Luz how dumb wizards are.
呕 巫师最烂了 Ugh! Wizards are the worst.
永远不要相信一个穿着随意的男人 为什么 Never trust a man in casual drapery. Why?
你的巫师顾客告诉露丝 Your wizard client told Luz...
她是一个 she was a--
一个天选之女 Was a Chosen One!
等等 什么 露丝 Wait, wait, Luz?
他甚至还给了她一张地图 He even gave her a map.
让我看看这张地图 Let me see this map.
你不会信以为真了吧 You didn't think this was real, did you?
-什么 -这张地图简直是胡扯 - What? - This map is bunk.
炽热群岛上没有什么天体权杖 There's no lake with a Celestial Staff on the Boiling Isles.
如果有我早就把它给偷了 I would have stolen it ages ago.
啊 别担心 Ah, don't worry.
在这里再呆几个月 你就不会这么好骗了 Couple more months here and you won't look like such a mark.
可以让我一个人静一静么 Can I have some time alone?
也许他们是对的 Maybe they were right.
道路只显现给天选之人 The path will only appear to the worthy.
这就是为什么伊达看不到它的原因 That's why Eda couldn't see it.
但我 我真的有资格么 But am... I really worthy?
没试过我怎么知道不行 I'll never know unless I try.
终于啊 那些刻薄的笑声让我昏昏欲睡 Finally! All that mean-spirited laughter made me sleepy.
老兄 快醒醒 Crony, wake up.
你说那个巫师是我的顾客之一 You said that wizard was one of my clients?
是的 现在给我走开 Yes. Now go away.
我跟他不是那么熟 I don't know him that well.
并且他对这位人类的煽动 让我对他无法信任 And I don't trust this itch he's scratching in the human.
少说话话 多睡觉觉 Less talky, more nappy.
嘿 露丝 Hey, Luz?
啊 该死 Aw, nuts.
鹰鹰 她去哪了 Hooty, where'd she go?
呜 呜 如果你想得到追寻之答案 Hoot, hoot. If you want the answer that you seek,
一个星期内解出我的谜语 solve my riddle within a week--
嗷 好啦 好啦 Ow! Okay, okay.
她去骸骨镇的森林了 天哪 She went into the forest towards Bonesborough. Sheesh!
我的第一个神秘任务 哈 My first mythical quest. Ha!
卷轴带了 我年轻的乐观还在 我信任的武器也有 Okay. Got my scroll, got my youthful optimism, got my trusty weapon.
以斯库尔加的力量为名 By the power of Skullgar,
我没电了 I am out of batteries.
知道么 我想知道来这里是否是正确的选择 You know, I wonder if I made the right choice by coming here.
我明白了 所以你就是那个天选之女 I see. So you're the Chosen One.
天体权杖应该选择我的 The Celestial Staff should've picked me,
内瓦雷斯·剑玑 安格斯莫尔的年轻王子 Nevareth Bladestrife, Teen Prince of Angstmore.
是的 没错 我做出了正确的选择 Yes. Yes, I did make the right choice.
我们就是在这里见到烤饼的 我是说 那个巫师的 This is where we met the scones. I mean, the wizard.
哇 这里刚才不是这样的 Whoa! It wasn't like this before.
我不喜欢这样的情形 I don't like this.
我真的不喜欢这样的情形 I really don't like this.
内瓦雷斯 你复仇心重的背景故事实在是太吸引人了 Nevareth, your vengeful backstory is so compelling.
以及我超爱你的动物跟班 And I'm lovin' your animal sidekick.
在我的村庄被毁灭后 我的心中就只有复仇的愿望 After my village was consumed, my heart has known nothing but vengeance.
内瓦雷斯 Nevareth!
露丝女士 Lady Luz,
你相信爱情可以在战场上绽放吗 do you think love can bloom on the battlefield?
这个任务正在往正确的方向发展 This quest is questing in all the right ways.
嘻嘻哈哈 要想过桥 你必须先解开我的谜语 Hum-di-diddle, to pass the bridge, you must first solve my riddle.
说吧 你个毛毛男 Hit me, little furry man.
如果游戏失败 你的任务将到此为止 Your quest shall stop if you fail this game.
那么 告诉我 亲爱的 吾名为何 So tell me, my dear, what is my name?
额 克里斯 Uh... Chris?
答对了 你可以过桥了 That's it. You may cross the bridge.
并且请戴上这个 天选之女 And please take this, Chosen One.
它会有助于你的探险 It shall help you on your journey.
哇 这太棒了 谢谢你 Wow. This is amazing. Thank you.
你需要一件披风吗 Do you need a cape?
-不用了 我觉得我 -你可以用我的衣服当披风 - Nah, I think I'm goo-- - You can use my shirt.
需要 我需要一件披风 Yes. I need a cape.
为天选之女欢呼 Three cheers for the Chosen One.
-嘿 嘿 -万岁 - Hip, hip... - Hurray!
-嘿 嘿 -哦不 - Hip, hip... - Oh, no.
你确定她来过这里吗 Are you sure she came here?
我不可能闻错她的气味 Can't mistake her smell.
这气味就像柠檬和天真无畏的混合 Like lemons and young, naive confidence.
嘿 你醒醒 Hey! Wake up, you.
你对露丝做了什么 你的最终目的到底是什么 What have you done with Luz? What's your endgame?
要想找到你的徒弟 就要保持愤怒 沿着路向前走 To find your pupil and still your wrath, look ahead and follow the path.
猫人融化了 The cat man melted!
这是个陷阱 It's a trap.
他们想让我跟着露丝 They want me to follow Luz.
所以我们接下来怎么办 So, what do we do?
谢谢你邀请我参加你的宴会 公主 Thank you for inviting me to your feast, Princess.
你所有的食物都好小巧精致呀 All your food was so tiny and cute.
给你的 天选之女 For you, Chosen One.
谢谢你 Thank you.
你们都好善良体贴啊 You've all been so kind and thoughtful.
我希望这个任务永不结束 I hope this quest never ends.
你的任务已经接近尾声 Your quest will soon come to an end,
因为你要找的权杖就在转弯之处 for the staff you seek is around the bend.
谢谢你毁了我的好心情 克里斯 Thanks for ruining the mood, Chris.
去吧 天选之女 权杖是属于你的 这是你应得的 Go on, Chosen One. The Celestial Staff is yours. You've earned it.
-再见 露丝女士 -再见 我们爱你 天选之女 - Farewell, Lady Luz. - Farewell. We love you, Chosen One.
我知道这个世界并不像伊达和大王说的那么黑暗与悲观 I knew this world wasn't all gloom and doom like Eda and King said.
这里就有奇迹 并且我 There is wonder here. And I...
我觉得我来这是有原因的 I think I came here for a reason.
好 就是现在 Okay, this is it.
揭晓真相时刻到了 Moment of truth.
我是天选之女 我就知道 Yes! I am the Chosen One! I knew it!
我一直怀疑 I always suspected there was a reason
在家乡没有人理解我古怪的行为是有原因的 nobody understood my wacky antics back at home.
现在 我找到了确凿的证据 Now I have concrete proof.
不 No!
什么情况 What?
我知道这个人 I know this guy.
他不是巫师 他就是所谓的傀儡师 He's no wizard. He's what you'd call a puppeteer,
专门欺骗和操纵人的恶魔 a demon who specializes in scamming and manipulating people.
他想利用露丝对付我 He's trying to use Luz to get to me.
是啊 然而我们却直接飞进他的陷阱 万岁 Yeah, and we're flying directly into his trap. Hurray!
但是如果你能想出一个更好的计划 我洗耳恭听 But if you can think of a better plan, I'd love to hear it.
权杖 再快点 Hey, faster, you.
露丝 你这个人类 Luz, the human.
魔法师 Magical wizard?
你的自大让你吃亏了 女巫的徒弟 Your hubris has failed you, Witch Apprentice.
露丝 别害怕 Okay, Luz. Don't panic.
这是天选之女必受的磨难 This is classic Chosen One biz.
你要做的是拯救所有人 打败最终头目 You just have to rescue everybody and defeat the final boss.
我就是所有人 I am everybody!
你这个傻瓜 你还没明白吗 我不是巫师 You fool, don't you see? I'm no wizard.
你也不是天选之女 我骗你的 And you're no Chosen One. I've tricked you.
什么 What?
不 No!
我的手镯和戒指拷住了我 你为什么要这么做 Betrayed by my own cool accessories. Why are you doing this?
多年来 你的师傅 Your mentor has been stealing customers
一直在从我的魔药生意中抢走顾客 from my potions business for years.
她必须死 She must be destroyed.
这里的每个人都对伊达有意见吗 Does everybody have a beef with Eda here?
以你为饵 把她引到我的陷阱里 And you lured her right into my trap,
都是因为你希望自己如此特别 all because you wanted to think you were special.
不 可笑的是你 No. Joke's on you,
因为伊达不会傻到跳入你的陷阱 'cause Eda isn't stupid enough to fall for your trap.
阿格达斯特 Adegast!
怎么会 Oh, heck!
伊达 我终于抓住你了 Eda, I have you now!
没错 你抓住我了 现在把露丝放了吧 That's right. You have me. Now release Luz.
不必把我也抓起来啊 I didn't have to be a part of this!
她想走的话就走吧 Oh, she can leave if she wants to.
但我觉得她想要迷醉虚幻 But I sense she wants a real fantasy.
留下吧 露丝 和阿格达斯特在一起 我们需要你 Stay with us, Luz. Stay with Adegast. We need you here.
你可以做我们的天选之女 You could be our Chosen One.
你可以永远吃我们的小巧食物 Yeah, you can eat our tiny foods forever.
露丝 你为什么要生活在一个人人都嘲笑你的世界呢 Luz, why would you want to live in a world where people laugh at you?
这里确实好美 It is beautiful here.
露丝 Luz!
并且你们都觉得我很特别 And you guys think I'm special.
不要啊 No!
但这并不是现实 But it's not real.
我可是女巫的徒弟 I am a Witch's Apprentice.
我要历经艰险 才能赢得我的权杖 And I'm gonna earn my magic staff the hard way.
我曾相信你 魔法师 现在吃我一剑 I believed you, Magic Man. Now feel my wrath!
我以为我们心意相通 内瓦雷斯 I thought we had a connection, Nevareth!
啊 我完美的胸肌 Ah, my flawless pecs!
退后 否则我就杀了这只狗 Back off! Or the dog gets it.
我不是一只狗 I am not a--
大王 对不起 King, I'm sorry.
我应该听你的话 不要相信那个巫师 I should have listened to you and never trusted that wizard.
你说的对 他既没有神秘的力量也不会魔法 You were right. He isn't mystical or magical.
他只是个虚伪的大混蛋 He's just a big, slimy jerk.
这是我最后一次把订单外包给别人了 Well, that's the last time I take an outside referral.
你想尝尝吗 Mmm. Oh, did you want some of that?
不 我只是有些不明白 No. I'm just confused.
你想放弃吗 Thinking of calling it quits, huh?
这里一点也不像我想的那样 This place is nothing like I imagined.
这里可能不像 但跟我来 Hmm. Maybe not here. But come with me.
我有东西给你看 I got something to show you.
好了 你可以看了 Okay, you can look.
这是群岛的骨架 The bones of the isles.
靠近看 就会看到群岛黏糊糊的 Up close, the isles can be slimy--
-而且很臭 -还很恶心 - And very stinky. - And gross.
但是如果你换个角度看 But if you look at it from a different perspective...
就很美丽 It's beautiful.
没错 Yeah.
伊达 你怎么知道那个巫师在撒谎 Eda, how did you know that wizard was lying?
听着 孩子 每个人都想相信自己是"天选" Look, kid, everyone wants to believe they're "chosen."
但如果我们一直等着预言来说我们是与众不同的 But if we all waited around for a prophecy to make us special,
我们会等到死 we'd die waiting.
这就是为什么你需要选择自己 And that's why you need to choose yourself.
那是不是意味着你会给我一根属于我自己的权杖 Does that mean you'll give me a magic staff of my own?
还不能 但是 总有一天会的 Not yet. But... someday.