早上好。 Good morning.
-早上好，警官。-听着，你知道你不能在这里停车。 - Morning, officer. - Look, you know you can't park here.
-我是港口工人。——工人? - I'm a port worker. - Worker?
那么你必须有身份证明。 Then you must have ID.
它正在被层压。 It's being laminated.
层压。我明白了。 Laminated, right. I see.
-天气不错吧？-是的，很好。 - Nice day, huh? - Yup, very nice.
-你迟到了半小时，孩子。-我知道，对不起。 - You're half an hour late, kid. - I know, I'm sorry.
我有足够的时间。如果你很忙，我可以留下来… I have plenty of time. If you're busy, I can stay...
不，没关系。你打扫完就可以走了。 No, that's okay. You can leave after you clean up.
今年秋天我不再需要你了。 I won't need you anymore this autumn.
-但现在是九月。——所以呢? - But it's September. - So?
-我知道现在是几月，桑德罗。——桑蒂。 - I know what month it is, Sandro. - Santi.
我有你的钱。零钱不用找了。 I have your money. You can keep the change.
一件事。 One thing.
-洗手间都满了吧，姑娘们？——是的。非常。 - The bathrooms are full, right, girls? - Yes. Very.
你介意清空一下吗？ Would you mind emptying them?
恶心! Gross!
该死的…… Damn it...
不! No!
不，不，不……我简直不敢相信…… No, no, no... I can't believe it...
如果我有钱 IF I WERE RICH
我不能再给你了。老板很生气。 I can't give you any more. The boss is pissed.
你说得好像我每周都来似的。 You say that like I come every week.
好吗?来参加同学聚会吗？ Well? Coming to the class reunion?
-我想连肥屁股都要来。——什么? - I think even Fat ass is coming. - What?
-他从美国回来了。-肥屁股来了？ - He came back from the US. - Fat ass is coming?
——该死的!-记得他是怎么吃的吗？ - Damn! - Remember how he ate?
他在睡梦中吃东西。人们吃得不对。 He ate in his sleep. People don't eat right.
相信我，这胖子有典型的饮食失调症。 Fat ass has a textbook eating disorder, believe me.
正确的。 Right.
佩德罗，我不去了。 Pedro, I don't think I'm going.
我和麦特还有律师约好了。 I have an appointment with Maite and the lawyer.
——问题?-我没事。 - Problems? - I'm okay.
——是吗?-我很好。是的。 - Yeah? - I'm great. Yeah.
你不能这样走。给，穿上这个。 You can't go like that. Here, wear this.
好吧,。事情是这样的。 Okay, then. Here's the thing.
既然你们结婚时同意分享财产， Since you agreed to share assets when you married,
你应该把所有东西分成一半。 you're supposed to split everything 50 percent.
除了房子，我们就没什么了。我们过着日复一日的生活。 Besides the house, we don't have much. We live day to day.
这样就简化了。 That simplifies things.
-嗯，那是圣蒂的货车。——什么? - Well, there's Santi's van. - What?
-我得把货车卖了？-不不不 - I have to sell the van? - No, no, no.
别担心，我不会插嘴的。 Don't worry, I won't come between you two.
-不，不。我也要把货车卖了。-不不不 - No, no. I'll sell the van too. - No, no, no.
-我没说货车的事。-不，你说了。 - I didn't say anything about the van. - Yes, you did.
-不，我没有。-不，你说了。 - No, I didn't. - Yes, you did.
-我没说货车。-你说货车。 - I didn't say van. - You said van.
-我是说货车吗？-是吗？ - Did I say van? - Did she?
让我们继续。考虑到你的经济状况， Let's continue. Given your financial situation,
我的建议是在情况好转之前继续合租。 my advice is to keep sharing the house until things get better.
合租？ Share the house?
那我们为什么要离婚？我不能那样重塑我的生活。 But then why are we getting divorced? I can't remake my life that way.
你在重塑你的生活？ You're remaking your life?
不,桑蒂。 No, Santi.
无论如何，这不关你的事。 In any case, it's none of your business.
因为你不想这样，麦特。 Because you don't want it to be, Maite.
-离婚什么时候有效？-这种事发生得很快。 - When will the divorce be valid? - That happens quickly.
文书工作通常需要两到三个月的时间。 The paperwork usually takes two or three months.
-两个月还是三个月？——好的。 - Two or three months? - Okay.
我没必要忍受这些。 I don't have to put up with this.
桑蒂，求你了，听着。 Santi, please, listen.
在你找到工作之前我们可以住在一起，好吗？ We can live together until you find a job, okay?
好吧，我来帮你。 Okay, I'll do it for you.
想吃点晚饭吗？ Want to get some dinner?
我本来打算去参加派对的。你还没准备好？ I was planning on going to the party. You're not up for it?
这就是为什么你看起来这么漂亮。 That's why you look so pretty.
你有约会对象吗？ Are you meeting someone?
-我一个人去。——正确的。 - I'm going alone. - Right.
无论如何…… Anyway...
她不会回来了！ She won't be back!
-你觉得好笑吗？——没有。 - You think it's funny? - No.
我笑是因为这对我的心脏有好处。 I'm laughing because it's good for my heart.
过来，孩子。让我把事情搞清楚。 Come here, kid. Let me get this straight.
-她离开你是因为你是同性恋？-你说什么？ - She's leaving you because you're a homo? - Excuse me?
抱歉，孩子，但你看起来像个同性恋。 Sorry, son, but you look like a homo.
-谢谢你让我振作起来。-不客气。 - Thanks for cheering me up. - You're welcome.
嘿，你还可以买超级乐透。 Hey, you can also buy the Superloto.
-我赢的机会有多大？-和她回到你身边一样 - What are my chances of winning? - The same as of her coming back to you.
那就给我一个。 Then give me one.
我的第一次。 My first time.
新婚之夜我就是这么跟我丈夫说的。 That's what I told my husband on my wedding night.
谢谢。 Thanks.
97-98届 CLASS OF 97-98
怎么了，圣诞老人？所有好吗?我待会给你打电话。 what's up, santi? All good? I'll call you later.
-马科斯。,伙计! - Marcos. - Dude!
-你好吗？——不好。我胃灼热。 - How are you? - Bad. I have heartburn.
-好吧。你看到麦特了吗？-是的。她看起来很漂亮。 - Oh, well. Have you seen Maite? - Yeah. She looks pretty.
-太漂亮了，对吧？-不，圣诞老人。正常的很。 - Too pretty, right? - No, santi. Normal pretty.
-马科斯，你是我朋友。——是的。 - Marcos, you're my friend. - Yes.
如果她和别人在一起你会告诉我的，对吧？ You'd tell me if she were with someone else, right?
我刚吃了牛排配苹果酒，胃都烧到这里了。 I just ate a steak with cider and I have heartburn up to here.
听着，我很清楚。 Look, I'm clear on that.
我只是在试着接受她勾搭别人的事实。 I'm just trying to accept that she can hump someone else.
她想擦谁的剑就擦谁的剑，这没什么。 She can shine anyone's saber she wants and it's fine.
-嘿，佩拉约。-亮剑是什么意思？ - Hey, Pelayo. - What does shine a saber mean?
该死的。来，和你妈妈喝杯芬达吧。 Damn it. Here, go drink a Fanta with your mom.
我的手机…我的手机！看看他。 My cell phone... My cell phone! Look at him.
对不起,对不起。 Sorry, sorry.
佩德罗,萌芽状态。 Pedro, bud.
——佩德罗。-这地方很危险。 - Pedro. - This place is dangerous.
——是吗?-看，看。玛丽娜和Ángela，看。 - Yeah? - Look, look. Marina and Ángela, look.
他们没法把目光从我身上移开。纯粹的欲望。 They can't take their eyes off me. Pure lust.
我永远学不会。我不能去这些地方。我看起来像马里奥·卡萨斯。 I never learn. I can't come to these places. I look like Mario Casas.
-佩德罗，求你了。-马科斯! - Pedro, please. - Marcos!
——什么?——什么都没有。 - What? - Nothing.
-来杯啤酒吗？-是的。 - Want a beer? - Yeah.
——未来?-不，我留下来。我马上就来。 - Coming? - No, I'll stay. I'll be right over.
这是什么？ What is this?
——桑蒂。-哦，嗨。 - Santi. - Oh, hi.
-我们见过吗？-恐怕是这样。 - Have we met? - I'm afraid so.
我们在同一个班级度过了半辈子。 We spent half our lives in the same class together.
让我看看。你和肥屁股坐在后面吗？ Let me see. Did you sit in back with Fat ass?
不,好吧。躲在肥屁股后面，不然我就看见你了！ No, okay. Behind Fat ass, or else I would have seen you!
我听说他要来。听着，看看你能不能感觉到。 I heard he's coming. Listen, see if you can feel it.
那个肥猪！ That fat fucker!
不! No!
天呐。你已经改变了。 Holy shit. You've changed.
嗨！你在这里。 Hi! You're here.
-嗨。-看看我找到谁了。 - Hi. - Look who I found.
记得我说过我在超市有了一个新老板吗？ Remember I said I have a new boss at the supermarket?
对，那个商人。 Yeah, the businessman.
嗯，是马里奥。 Well, it's Mario.
确定。真是个惊喜！你们现在在一起了。 Sure. What a surprise! You're together now.
——工作。-当然，工作。当然可以。 - Working. - Sure, working. Of course.
能找到她我真是太幸运了。 I was incredibly lucky to find her.
我比较幸运，我先找到她的。 I was luckier, I found her first.
好吧，我去。 Okay, I'll go.
是。 Yes.
胖屁股，他说！ With Fat ass, he says!
如果他爬到上面，他会折断她的脊椎！ If he gets on top, he'll snap her spine!
-在那边。——在哪里? - Over there. - Where?
那是肥屁股？ That's Fat ass?
神圣的狗屎!他的身材几乎和我一样好。 Holy shit! He's almost as in shape as me.
你们看到肥屁股了吗？ You guys see Fat ass?
-是啊，跟麦特一起。-不，不。 - Yeah, with Maite. - No, no.
-这胖子在追麦特。-再打我一次。 - Fat ass is humping Maite. - Hit me again.
-好吧，好吧。——什么? - Fine, fine. - What?
夏威夷，小心点。他很痛苦，你看不出来吗？ Hawaii, be more discreet. He's in pain, can't you see?
他还在勾引你？ He's still hitting on you?
你们分居了，一个又好又帅又有钱的男人出现了。 You're separating, and a nice, handsome rich guy comes along.
你还想要什么？ What more do you want?
我不知道。和圣诞老人在一起九年…… I don't know. Nine years with santi...
-你告诉你爸妈了吗？-不可能。 - Have you told your mom and dad yet? - No way.
我得找个合适的时机。 I have to find the right moment.
在内心深处，我想我还没有接受这个事实。 Down deep, I think I haven't accepted it yet.
婚姻最好的事情就是周末不需要计划。 The best thing about marriage is not needing plans on weekends.
嗨。 Hi.
-不管怎样…-你儿子能和你住在一起吗？ - Anyway... - can your son stay with you?
他喝了四杯橙色芬达，还以为自己是蜘蛛侠。是还是不是？ He's had four orange Fantas and he thinks he's Spider-Man. Yes or no?
好吧。明天我喝苦艾酒的时候你把他留下来。 Okay. But you keep him tomorrow during my vermouth.
-和往常一样。——什么? - As usual. - What?
好吧，再见。 Okay, see you later.
想擦亮我的军刀吗？ Wanna shine my saber?
通过。 Pass.
已经? Already up?
昨晚怎么样？ How was last night?
——好。——是吗? - Fine. - Yeah?
——好吗?——好。 - Fine? - Great.
-我有好消息要告诉你。——好的。 - And I have good news for you. - Okay.
马里奥想面试你，给你一份市场上的工作。 Mario wants to interview you to offer you a job at the market.
太好了。 That's great.
你是在你们做爱之前还是之后提出来的？ Did that come up before or after you two had sex?
因为他看起来像早泄。 Because he looks like a premature ejaculator.
我怀疑表演的时候有没有时间。 I doubt there was time during the act.
那是以前。 It was before.
——是吗?-是的。你知道为什么吗？ - Yeah? - Yeah. You know why?
为什么? Why?
因为和马里奥在一起的时候，我只会呻吟。 Because with Mario, during the act all I do is moan.
太多了，图钉都从墙上弹出来了。 So much, the thumbtacks pop out of the walls.
今天所有的Gijón都在想谁是幸运的赢家 Today all of Gijón is wondering who the lucky winner is.
>我们去Begoña大道上的彩票办公室吧 Let's go to the lottery office on the Paseo de Begoña.
玛努埃拉，谁是幸运的赢家？ Manuela, who's the lucky winner?
我不知道，很多人在这里买东西 I don't know, a lot of people buy here.
也许是前几天认识的一个很好的同性恋孩子，但我不知道 Maybe a very nice gay kid from the other day, but I don't know.
这可不是开玩笑。这张神秘彩票价值2500万美元 It's no joke. The mystery ticket is worth 25 million.
这是获胜的组合： Here's the winning combination again:
<我> 9、17、 Nine, seventeen,
23, 32, 47, twenty-three, thirty-two, forty-seven,
3和11 . three and eleven.
<我>注意了。再写一遍。可能是你。 Take note. Write it down again. It might be you.
九、十七、二十三、三十二…… Nine, seventeen, twenty-three, thirty-two...
之后你会说经济危机已经过去了。 And later on you'll say the economic crisis is behind us.
九，十七，二十三，三十二， Nine, seventeen, twenty-three, thirty-two,
四十七，十三，十一！ forty-seven, thirteen, eleven!
麦特，这是圣诞… Maite, it's Santi...
我想告诉你一件会让你大吃一惊的事。 I want to tell you something that will blow you away.
有空给我回个电话。吻。 Call me back when you can. Kiss.
马里奥，这对我来说有点太早了。 Mario, it's a little soon for me.
好吧,好吧。对不起。 Okay, okay. Sorry.
胡安。排队的那个人。 Juan. The guy in line.
你认为他是那个中彩票的孩子吗？ Do you think he's the kid who won the lottery?
嘿，打扰一下。打扰一下。请稍等。 Hey, excuse me. Excuse me. One second, please.
不，我正要走。 No, I was just leaving.
先生。先生。 Sir. Sir.
是你，对吧？这是你。 It's you, right? It's you.
-不，我不明白你的意思。-是你。 - No, I don't know what you mean. - It's you.
停在黄色之字形线上！这家伙有我的号码。 Parked on the yellow zigzag line! This guy has my number.
——该死的!-别惊慌。 - Damn! - Don't be alarmed.
Damián帕拉西奥斯，阿斯图银行经理。 Damián Palacios, Astur Bank manager.
我有一些很好的条件，你不能拒绝。 I have some excellent conditions you can't say no to.
你在这里做什么？请你出去好吗？ What are you doing here? Would you please get out?
你知道80%的彩票中奖者在几年内就把钱输光了吗？ Did you know that 80% of lottery winners lose their money in a few years?
不，我也不在乎。我只想让你出去。 No and I don't care. I just want you to get out.
你知道为什么吗？因为他们不信任专业人士。 You know why? Because they don't trust professionals.
只有那些成功的人才能使他们的财富增加两倍或三倍。 Only those who do manage to double or triple their fortune.
出去。听着，我要报警。 Get out. Look, I'm calling the police.
不，没必要。他们已经来了。 No, there's no need. They're already here.
狗屎! Shit!
不要动。 Don't move.
看,嬉皮。 Look, hippie.
乱停车，鲁莽驾驶。你想去酒吧吗？ Badly parked, reckless driving. You want to go to the joint?
对不起，警官。首先，嬉皮士是有名字的。 I'm sorry, officer. First of all, the hippie has a name.
嬉皮…… The hippie...
先生，你叫什么名字？ What's your name, sir?
桑蒂Miravalles。 Santi Miravalles.
我的委托人，圣地亚哥·米拉瓦莱斯先生， My client, mister don Santiago Miravalles,
处于一种微妙的自然状态……技术上不为人知的。 is in a delicate situation of a nature... technically unknown.
他就是中彩票的那位先生。 He's the gentleman who won the lottery.
你在开玩笑吧! You're kidding!
天呐。是你！ Holy shit. It was you!
——没有。不,不。——是的。 - No. No, no. - Yes.
好吧,。去找点乐子。 Okay, then. Go have some fun.
——恭喜你。——嗯… - Congratulations. - Well...
技术上是未知的，对吧？ Technically unknown, huh?
关键是结合一些固定收益 They key would be to combine some fixed income
有一些可变收入。 with some variable income.
也许参加共同基金 Maybe participate in a mutual fund
再看看风险稍高的投资。 and look into investments slightly more risky.
-这些你都能搞定，对吧？-没错。 - You handle all of that, right? - That's right.
我不想这么说，但你不会在整个地区找到 I don't like to say this, but you won't find in the whole region
任何经验更丰富，人脉更广的人。 anyone with more experience and better contacts.
安东尼奥! Antonio!
说话很快。 Talk soon.
那是谁？ Who was that?
别摘下来，你是不允许的。 Don't take it off, you're not allowed.
-但你穿起来很好看。-这有点奇怪。 - But it looks great on you. - This is all a little strange.
说说你自己吧。结婚了吗? Tell me about yourself. Married?
我要离婚了，所以我不知道该怎么说。 I'm getting divorced, so I don't know how to say it.
-共享财产还是婚前协议？——分享。 - Shared assets or a prenup? - Shared.
-呃，共享资产。——什么? - Ugh, shared assets. - What?
法律规定你得给她一半。 Well, the law says you have to give her half.
对我妻子？ To my wife?
- 1250万？- 1250万，没错。 - 12.5 million? - 12.5 million, yes.
-和肥臀一起度过！-肥屁股？谁是胖子？ - To spend with Fat ass! - Fat ass? Who's Fat ass?
她现在约会的那个胖子。 The fat guy she's dating now.
然后她会和那个胖子一起过。你能帮我包起来吗？ Then she'll spend it with the fat guy. Can you wrap this up for me?
我得给她1250万欧元吗？ I have to give her 12.5 million euros?
好吧，也许不是。所有问题都有解决办法。 Well, maybe not. All problems have a solution.
-是吗？这是怎么回事？——简单。 - Oh, yeah? How is that? - Easy.
在正式离婚前别告诉她钱的事。 Don't tell her about the money until the divorce is official.
我能做到吗？ And I can do that?
-很丑，但你可以。——没有。 - It's ugly, but you can. - No.
——是的。——没有。 - Yes. - No.
——是的。-不不不我不能对梅特撒谎。 - Yes. - No, no, no. I can't lie to Maite.
我不能，因为我的朋友最终还是会告诉她的。 I can't because my friends will end up telling her anyway.
你的朋友吗?你也要告诉他们吗？ Your friends? You're going to tell them too?
什么，我不能告诉他们吗？ What, I can't tell them?
如果你想失去你的钱和你的朋友，那就去吧。 If you want to lose your money and your friends too, go right ahead.
但是看这里…… But look here...
神圣的狗屎!麦特和那个胖子在这里。 Holy shit! Maite is here with that fat fucker.
对不起，你得原谅我。对不起,对不起。 Sorry, you have to excuse me. Sorry, sorry.
没关系，一个恶作剧。他会马上还给你的。 It's okay, a practical joke. He'll give it right back.
钥匙，钥匙。 Your keys, your keys.
——桑蒂。你在这里做什么？-太巧了。 - Santi. What are you doing here? - What a coincidence.
你们两个在这里。 The two of you are here.
你说我不是在找工作吗？ Look, you said I wasn't looking for work?
-我来代替胡里奥。-哦，太好了。 - I'm substituting for Julio. - Oh, that's great.
-是的。那是个好地方。-是的。 - Yeah. It's a nice place. - Yeah.
-你知道的——没有。 - Oh, you know it. - No.
没有? No?
我看到你的未接来电了。你想要什么吗？ I saw your missed call. Did you want something?
我想跟你说说这份工作。这样你就知道了。 I wanted to tell you about this job. So you'd know.
-你对马里奥的面试是周一。-对了。 - Your interview with Mario is Monday. - Oh, right.
好吗?浪漫的午餐吗?庆祝吗? Well? Romantic lunch? Celebrating?
——工作。——工作吗?我没看见任何人。 - Work. - Work? I don't see anyone.
他们可能在里面。 They're probably inside.
——好。-好什么？ - Great. - Great what?
——一切。-那语气呢？ - Everything. - And that tone?
-什么语气？-你想说什么？ - What tone? - What you mean to say.
-我是说很好。-但你说得好，语气却不好。 - I mean great. - But you say great with a bad tone.
不，我是用很好的语气说很好。 No, I say great with a great tone.
也许你才是那个看问题总是倒过来的人。 Maybe you're the one who sees things backwards.
-我看到我听到的，圣蒂。-“我所见所闻”毫无意义。 - I see what I hear, Santi. - "I see what I hear" makes no sense.
-没用的。-什么不会？ - It won't work. - What won't?
你不会惹我生气的。不，不，不。否。 You won't get under my skin. No, no, no. No.
好吗?一切都好吗? Well? Everything okay?
你是对的。从现在开始，不要跟任何人说。 You're right. From now on, not a word to anyone.
梅特不行，我的朋友也不行…… Not Maite, not my friends...
请。你在干什么？ Please. What are you doing?
和那个势利的人在一起……就在我面前。 With that snobface... right in front of me.
午餐，她说。午餐…… Lunch, she says. Lunch...
好,达米安。 Good, Damián.
至少他们可以乘出租车回家。 At least they can take a taxi home.
这会让你付出代价。 This will cost you.
Snobface。 Snobface.
现在他觉得自己是个冲浪者。 Now he thinks he's a surfer.
“卑微的…” "Humble beginnings..."
“辉煌rêsumê，卑微的开始。” "Brilliant rêsumê, humble beginnings."
你对卑微的出身了解多少？Snobface。 What do you know about humble beginnings? Snobface.
他妈的snobface…… Fucking snobface...
桑蒂，抱歉让你久等了。 Santi, sorry to keep you waiting.
没有问题。我是……看看这个。 No problem. I was... looking at this.
我不知道你也会冲浪。 I didn't know you surfed too.
是的。 Yeah.
是啊，你知道我以前也有极限。 Yeah, you know I had my limits before.
但我从你身上学到了很多。 But I learned a lot watching you.
我不是阿里茨·阿兰布鲁，但我还行。 I'm no Aritz Aranburu, but I do all right.
当然，但冲浪是一种生活方式。 Sure, but surfing is a way of life, you know.
麦特告诉我你的工厂倒闭了，你需要工作。 Maite told me your factory closed down and that you need work.
是的,很好。 Yeah, well.
更多的是为了个人成长，我不在乎钱。 It's more for personal growth, I don't care about money.
看看我能帮你找到什么。 Let's see what I can find you.
-你会说几种语言？- 4。 - How many languages do you speak? - Four.
西班牙语，阿斯图里亚语，高级英语， Spanish, Asturian, high level English,
和parlo和piccolino意大利语，当我吃了一些。 and parlo un piccolino Italian when I've had a few.
正确的。告诉我关于……你的<我>技能。 Right. Tell me about... your skills.
怎么啦？ What?
——的能力。——正确的。正确的。 - Abilities. - Right. Right.
如果你不把这当回事，我还有别的事要做。 If you're not taking this seriously, I have other things to do.
并不是每个人都有一个有钱的父亲来支付出国读硕士的费用。 We don't all have a rich father to pay for a master's degree abroad.
也许离家十年需要更多的牺牲， Maybe it takes more sacrifice to spend a decade away from home,
还有每天工作16个小时的意志力。 and the willpower to work sixteen hours a day.
是的。 Yeah.
-嗨，圣蒂。-嗨，甜心。 - Hi, Santi. - Hi, sweetheart.
你加入团队了吗？ Have you joined the team?
嗯，现在我们还得给他找份工作……这符合他的能力。 Well, right now we still need to find him a job... that fits his abilities.
好吧，这是有科学依据的。 Okay, there's a science to this.
在补充了冷冻食品之后，你必须补充乳制品通道。 After restocking frozen food, you have to restock the dairy aisle.
实际上，你必须补充所有的东西。我们restockers。明白了吗? Actually you have to restock everything. We're restockers. Got it?
是的。是的,是的。 Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
-很简单，对吧？我们给货架补货。-你很好。 - Easy, right? We restock the shelves. - You're good.
但它们不叫架子，我们叫它们线。 But they're not called shelves, we call them lines.
只有傻瓜才会管它们叫架子。我们是什么，圣蒂？ Only a dummy would call them shelves. And what are we, Santi?
——Restockers ?——没有。专业人士。 - Restockers? - No. Professionals.
不要吃东西。振作起来。 And no eating. Get your act together.
幸运的话，两年后他们会把我提升为结账员。 With luck, in two years they'll promote me to check-out girl.
他们说他们一个月挣800欧元。 They say they make 800 euros a month.
你能想象有那么多钱吗？ Can you imagine having all that money?
我做梦都没有。 Not in my dreams.
看到他们穿的背心了吗？这狗屎太神奇了！ See that vest they wear? The shit is amazing!
这是一件三件套西装，用意大利冷羊毛制成， This is a fabulous three-piece suit made of Italian cold wool,
穿着两颗纽扣的夹克。 with two tails and a two-button jacket.
这是另一回事。 This is something else.
更时尚，更紧，更时髦，窗玻璃检查…… More stylish, tighter, more trendy, windowpane check...
令人难以置信的! Fabulous!
这是一个非常棒的模型，由抛光铂金制成。 This is a fantastic model, made of polished platinum.
只生产了286辆。它的价格是5万欧元。 Only 286 were made. It costs, 50,000 euros.
我买了。 I'll take it.
我买了。我买了。 I'll take it. I'll take them.
-我买了。-哪一个？ - I'll take it. - Which one?
所有的。 All of them.
我们走吧。 Let's go.
等等，我想从这里开始。 Wait, I want to go here.
否。不，不，求你了。不,不。 No. No, no, please. No, no.
拜托，我们去别的地方吧。 Please, let's go somewhere else.
关闭。 Closed.
-关门了。——关闭? - We're closed. - Closed?
损害,伤害。 Damage, damage.
——损伤。有损害。——哦。损害。 - Damage. There's damage. - Oh. Damage.
-那不是…？-某人的头受伤了。 - Isn't that...? - Someone's head is damaged.
来吧，我们走。 Come on, let's go.
你能安静一个月吗？我们走吧。 Can you just be quiet for a month? Let's go.
但是爸爸，那不是…？ But Dad, isn't that...?
谢谢。你救了我。 Thanks. You saved me.
好吗?现在你会买东西了，对吧？ Well? Now you'll buy something, right?
否。更多?不,不。否则…… No. More? No, no. Otherwise...
该死的!你知道我找这个找了多久吗？ Damn! You know how long I've been looking for this?
红酒 RED WINE
你在干什么？ What are you doing?
我不知道。 I don't know.
你不知道？ You don't know?
否。我很热，想喝杯酒。 No. I was hot and I felt like a glass of wine.
那一定很不舒服。 It must have been uncomfortable.
脱光衣服喝酒？不是真的。 Getting naked and drinking wine? Not really.
圣蒂，你知道我的意思。 Santi, you know what I mean.
否。 No.
-这酒好极了。——是吗?1点95分在超市。 - This wine is great. - Yeah? 1.95 at the supermarket.
我不知道这份工作是长袜。 I didn't know the job would be stocking.
事实上，我期待的是更有趣的东西。 I expected something more interesting actually.
没关系。 That's okay.
无论如何，你知道你可以在这里待到…… In any case, you know you can stay here until...
确定。再说了，拿着那破工资，想想看。 Sure. Besides, with that shitty wage, just imagine.
-对不起。-没事的。 - I'm sorry. - It's okay.
-怎么了？——什么都没有。 - What's wrong? - Nothing.
你的手怎么在沙发里？ Why is your hand in the sofa?
-因为太冷了。——是吗? - Because it's cold. - Yeah?
让我看看。桑蒂…… Let me see. Santi...
——桑蒂。——什么? - Santi. - What?
你看到了什么?它很好。 You see? It's fine.
你有大麻却不肯分享？ You have hashish and you won't share?
否。 No...
如果你觉得光着身子在沙发上等我 If you think waiting for me naked on the sofa
会让你在我看来超级有吸引力 is going to make you look super attractive to me...
麦特，我很抱歉。真的…… Maite, I'm sorry. Really...
晚上好，圣地亚哥。听着，我冒昧地预订了 Good evening, Santiago. Look, I took the liberty of booking
我在普林西比酒店餐厅订了一张桌子 a table at the restaurant at the Principe Hotel
. . . and a suite at your disposal.
哦，顺便说一下。 Oh, by the way.
现在有一些极好的机会 There are some fantastic opportunities right now
在东京证券交易所，我们应该立即行动 in the Tokyo Exchange and we should jump right on them.
我这就去办。 I'll get on it.
你怎么没来？鸡尾酒时间到了 WHY AREN'T YOU HERE? TIME FOR COCKTAILS
快进，快进Cáceres，先生。我要醒酒吗？ Gaudium de Marqués de Cáceres, sir. Shall I decant?
-你不能什么？-不，我是说酒。 - Shall you can't what? - No, I mean the wine.
是的，是的，当然。你能不能喝点酒？ Yes, yes, of course. Shall you can't the wine.
别担心。 Don't worry.
先生，开胃菜在路上了。 Sir, the appetizers are on the way.
那是用埃及棉做的压缩毛巾 That's a compressed towel made of Egyptian cotton
擦你的手。 to wipe your hands.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
佩德罗! Pedro!
-来吧，退潮了！-我来了。 - Come on, the tide is low! - I'm coming.
佩德罗，你忘了带吃的。你好,男孩。 Pedrito, you forgot your food. Hello, boys.
-谢谢，妈妈。我总是忘记。-你是不是忘了什么？ - Thanks, Mom. I always forget. - Aren't you forgetting something?
<我>——Ole !——万岁! - Olé! - Bravo!
你真帅。我看着你，简直不敢相信。 You're so handsome. I look at you and I can't believe it.
那件潜水衣很适合他的包裹。 And that wet suit favors his package so nicely.
好吧。再见,妈妈。 Okay. Bye, Mom.
开车,开车! Drive, drive!
既然我没有孩子，今晚喝一杯吧？ Drinks tonight since I don't have the kids?
不，我没心情。没有钱。 No, I'm not in the mood. No money.
操你老婆的人给你的烂工作。 You have that crappy job the guy fucking your wife gave you.
——佩德罗!——什么? - Pedro! - What?
他的生活糟透了，你没必要跟他扯上关系。 His life sucks, you don't have to rub his nose in it.
我知道他的生活很糟糕。 Look, I know his life sucks.
但是人们必须满足于他们所拥有的。 But people have to be happy with what they have.
我们不可能都成为赢了超级乐透的混蛋。 We can't all be the bastard who won the Superloto.
-你为什么要提这个？-你没听说？ - Why are you bringing that up? - You didn't hear?
-他住在这里。-为什么是他的错？ - The guy lives here. - Why is that his fault?
-他有2500万。他是个混蛋。-那他就是目标了 - He has 25 million. He's a bastard. - Oh, so that makes him a target.
我认为仅仅因为他有钱就攻击他是卑鄙的。 I think it's mean to attack him just for being loaded.
你为什么要为他辩护？不是你干的，对吧？ Why are you defending him? It wasn't you, was it?
是啊，你为什么要为他辩护？你到底赢没赢？ Yeah, why are you defending him? Did you win or not?
我吗? Me?
-你赢了吗？——没有。 - Did you win? - No.
我会在超市货架上放东西吗？ Would I be stocking supermarket shelves?
——正确的。-当然不是。 - Right. - Of course not.
势利脸，六点钟方向。 Snobface, six o'clock.
看，大屁股。 Look at Fat ass.
好吗?我们喝点东西，看孩子冲浪吧。 Well? Let's get a drink and watch the kid surf.
然后笑一笑。 And have a laugh.
-胖子是个冲浪爱好者。现在我都看到了。-那个势利鬼。 - Fat ass is a surfer. Now I've seen it all. - That snobface.
-嘿，把丸子拿出来。-看看这个，看看这个。 - Hey, take out the croquettes. - Look at this, look at this.
纯碳水化合物。冲浪最棒的地方。 Pure carbohydrates. The best thing about surfing.
该死的! Damn!
-势利脸不太好，对吧？——谁?谁,马里奥? - Snobface wasn't that good, was he? - Who? Who, Mario?
-不，不。-事实上他是。 - No, no. - Actually he was.
不，他没那么好。他不是。 No, he wasn't that good. He wasn't.
-他…好。-不太好。 - He was... good. - Not that good.
-不，不。-我只是有段时间没训练了。 - No, no. - I just haven't trained in a while.
你训练是为了比赛…… You training to compete...
当然，如果你受过训练，你会…Aritz Aranburu。那就是你要成为的人。 Sure, if you trained you'd be... Aritz Aranburu. That's who you'd be.
警察。 The police.
扔关节，扔关节。 Toss the joint, toss the joint.
她要下车了。 She's getting off.
这里，这里，这里。她正在下自行车。 Here, here, here. She's getting off her bike.
好了，好了，好了！马上就好了。 Okay, okay, okay! It's almost ready.
下午好。 Good afternoon.
我可以看一下您的驾照和车辆登记吗？ May I please see your license and vehicle registration?
警察!警察! The cops! The cops!
我大声说出来了吗？ Did I say that out loud?
听着，我家里有两个孩子在等我吃饭。 Look, I have two kids at home waiting for me for dinner.
我不觉得…现在很好。 And I'm not feeling... very well right now.
-把背包给我。-背包。 - Give me the backpack. - The backpack.
的背包。 The backpack.
背包! The backpack!
-我明白了。-不，不。 - I see, right. - No, no.
那是药用的。因为我的恐慌症发作。 That's for medicinal use. For these panic attacks I get.
从车里出来。把手放在我能看到的地方。 Get out of the car. Your hands where I can see them.
官,女士。求你了，我们怎么才能解决这个问题？ Officer, ma'am. Please, how can we fix this?
看到这张脸了吗？我不能进监狱。说真的，看着我。 You see this face? I can't go to jail. Seriously, look at me.
就像学校操场上的糖果一样，这将是可怕的。 Like candy in the schoolyard, it would be awful.
谁在里面？ Who's in there?
——什么?-请下车。 - What? - Get out of the car, please.
-老兄，快下车。-我叫你下车！ - Dude, get out of the car. - I said get out of the car!
照她说的做。 Do what she says.
-下车！-该死！滚出去! - Out of the car! - Damn it! Get out!
-妈的！-她有枪！ - Holy shit! - She has a gun!
-快点，快点！-把它放下！ - Come on, come on! - Put that down!
好吧,好吧! Okay, okay!
耶稣,桑蒂!我差点开枪打你。最近怎么样？ Jesus, Santi! I almost shot you. How's it going?
——什么?——什么? - What? - What?
-我明白了你庆祝。——什么?不，是新工作。 - Oh, I get it. You're celebrating. - What? No, a new job.
一份工作，他说。我会打开香槟。 A job, he says. I'd be uncorking champagne.
怎么啦？ What?
在这种情况下，一点大麻是非常合理的。 A little hashish in this situation is more than justified.
来吧，玩得开心点。 Go ahead, have a blast.
-我们是表亲。——什么? - We're second cousins. - What?
她有躁郁症。 And she's bipolar.
不，不，不……该死的…… No, no, no... Damn it...
-嗨。-早上好，先生。 - Hi. - Good morning, sir.
请开车。耶稣基督…… Please, drive. Jesus Christ...
塔尼亚。Alvarin。 Tania. Alvarin.
——塔尼亚!-你去哪儿了，伙计？ - Tania! - Where have you been, dude?
——对不起。-你需要洗个澡。 - Sorry. - You need a shower.
嗯… Well...
不,不。我自己卸了三托盘肥皂。 No, no. I unloaded three pallets of soap myself.
——对不起。-我想帮你打掩护 - Sorry. - I tried to cover for you.
——桑蒂。我能和你谈谈吗？-当然。 - Santi. Can I talk to you? - Yeah, sure.
打扰一下。对不起，我迟到了。 Excuse me. Sorry I'm late.
-你怎么穿成这样？-现在是夏天，对吧？ - Why are you dressed like that? - It's summer, right?
-现在是十月。——哇! - It's October. - Wow!
你在哪儿过夜的？ Where did you spend the night?
我在一家五星级酒店订了一间高级房间，然后…… I got a classy room at a 5-star hotel and then...
圣蒂，你睡在车里我没意见， Santi, it's fine with me if you sleep in your van,
但请至少让我知道。 but please at least let me know.
迟到了半小时，圣诞老人。我们开了个坏头。 Half an hour late, Santi. We're off to a bad start.
-对不起。-他有些文书工作要做。 - I'm sorry. - He had some paperwork to do.
是的。嗯…然后跳到垃圾桶里。说来话长。 Yeah. Well... and jump in the trash. It's a long story.
-别让这种事再发生了。——没有。 - Don't let it happen again. - No.
你还需要提高你的冲浪技巧。你曾经是…… And you need to work on your surfing skills. You used to be...
他看起来很好，但他一定很累了。 He seems nice enough, but he must be tired.
从澳大利亚远道而来。既然你赶时间…… All the way from Australia. Since you were in a hurry...
-头等舱，对吧？-当然。 - First class, right? - Of course.
都同意了。费用,费用…… It's all agreed. Expenses, fees...
他真的这么重要吗？ Is he really this important?
原谅我吗?他是冲浪之神。 Excuse me? He's the god of surfing.
看，他来了。Aritz ! Look, there he is. Aritz!
-那个男孩？-闭嘴，Damián - That boy? - Shut up, Damián.
Aritz Aranburu。 Aritz Aranburu.
很高兴你能来。 It's a pleasure to have you here.
你说什么都行。你想什么时候开始都行。 Anything you say. We can start whenever you want.
那谁来支付去岛上旅行的费用呢？ And who'll pay for the trip to the islands?
-我来捡。-伙计，你太慷慨了！ - I'll pick it up. - Buddy, you're so generous!
-我做得怎么样？-比好还好。 - How did I do? - Better than good.
- - - - - -兄弟。-你在哪里？ - Bro. - Where are you?
嘿，我是马里奥·卡萨斯！ Hey, it's Mario Casas!
马科斯和我玩得很开心。你在哪里？ Marcos and I are having a blast. Where are you?
我要和阿里茨·阿兰布鲁共进晚餐。 I'm about to have dinner with Aritz Aranburu.
他一整天都在给我讲故事 He's been telling me stories all day
我想知道他是什么时候在提哈波奥击败凯利·斯莱特的 about when he beat Kelly Slater in Teahupo'o.
-他状态不好。-这孩子是个传奇。 - He's in bad shape. - The kid is a legend.
桑蒂!拜托，你得克服你的抑郁。 Santi! Come on, you need to get over your depression.
抬起头来，好吗，圣诞老人？ Chin up, eh, Santi?
-这里有很多小鸡。-拜托！ - There are lots of chicks here. - Come on!
你会很幸运的。振作起来，过来吧。 You'll get lucky. Cheer up and come over.
你从啤酒转向鸡尾酒了，对吧？ You're moving on from beers to cocktails, right?
然后去金丝雀…… And then to the Canary...
就说我们要去金丝雀。 Say we're going to the Canary.
你打电话给夏威夷… -我们打电话给夏威夷。 - You called Hawaii... - And we called Hawaii.
他还带了些致命的大麻。 And he's bringing some killer weed.
告诉他我们有致命的大麻。 Tell him we've got some killer weed.
-你会算命吗？-好的，再见。 - Are you a fortune teller? - Okay, see you later.
怎么了? What's wrong?
他挂断了我的电话。 He hung up on me.
圣地亚哥，如果你想买船，还有更便宜的。 Santiago, if you want to buy a boat, there are cheaper ones.
我喜欢这个。 I like this one.
如果你喜欢这个，我们就买这个。 Well, if you like this one, we buy this one.
Rómulo，你好吗？很高兴再次见到你。 Rómulo, how are you? Nice to see you again.
-你好，Damián？-这是我的客户 - How are you, Damián? - Look, this is my client.
-怎么了，Rómulo？,但是……你吗? - What's up, Rómulo? - But... you?
哦，你们见过。 Oh, you've met.
我们重新考虑了价格，我们的最终报价是50万欧元。 We've reconsidered the price and our final offer is 500,000 euros.
——没有。——不是吗? - No. - No?
- 400000。——嗯? - 400,000. - Huh?
但我们说的是60万。 But we said 600,000.
就这样吧。 Then that's it.
好，好，好。 Okay, okay, okay.
好吧。 All right.
你看到了什么?只需要一点点谈判。 You see? It just takes a little negotiating.
一件事。洗手间满了吗？ One thing. Are the bathrooms full?
别洒了，孩子！ Don't spill any, kid!
投资进展如何？ How are the investments going?
如果你指的是你在东京交易所损失的那一百万… If you mean the million you lost on the Tokyo Exchange...
-我输了一百万？——没有。 - I lost a million? - No.
-那么呢？-这是一种修辞手法 - Well, then? - It's a figure of speech.
银行的俚语。就像他们说的：“遇到麻烦时，打电话给巴拿马。” Bank slang. Like they say: "When in trouble, call Panama."
-所以我们有麻烦了。——没有。 - So we're in trouble. - No.
我到底输了一百万没有？ Did I lose a million or not?
我不喜欢输赢这个词。钱来了又去。 I don't like the terms win or lose. Money comes and goes.
它不会停止。它像潮水一样不停地流动。 It doesn't stop. It flows constantly, like the tides.
达米安,看。 Damián, look.
我的朋友们!这里，这里，这里。 My friends! Here, here, here.
该死的…… Damn it...
-我一直没明白。-看谁来了！ - I never got it. - Look who's here!
-嘿，怎么了？-你都不给我打电话了 - Hey, what's up? - You don't even call anymore.
-我很忙-那套西装呢？ - Well, I was busy. - And that suit?
-等一下。是阿玛尼，对吧？-是的。 - Wait a second. It's Armani, right? - Yeah.
-你怎么付的钱？——什么? - How did you pay for it? - What?
-我怎么付的钱？-是的。 - How did I pay for it? - Yeah.
是的。 Yeah.
嗯… Well...
-不，不！——不是吗? - No, no...! - No?
不,不……问题是， No, no... The thing is,
我是西装测试员。 I'm working as a suit tester.
你是西装测试员所以才穿成这样？ You're working as a suit tester and that's why you're wearing that suit?
是的。 Yeah.
-太酷了。这是怎么做到的呢？-顾名思义，佩德罗。 - That's cool. How does that work? - Like the name indicates, Pedro.
我,嗯… I, well...
我穿上西装，体验一下，然后告诉品牌。 I wear a suit and have an experience and then I tell the brand.
-他们付钱给你！——上帝! - And they pay you! - God!
-怎么了？-这衣服快把我的蛋蛋压碎了。 - What happened? - The suit is crushing my balls.
你看到了什么?例如，现在我提交了一份报告，他们却改了。 You see? For example, now I file a report and they change it.
不管怎样，你们…… Anyway, and you guys...
-你好吗？-怎么，现在你在乎了？ - How are you? - What, now you care?
再见，伙计。 See you later, bud.
看,人… Look, guys...
我们有点晚了，亲爱的，但我在回家的路上了。 We ran a bit late, honey, but I'm on my way home.
在这里。 Here.
我告诉过你品酒师的菜单是四个人的，该死！ I told you the taster's menu was for four people, damn it!
不，亲爱的，我在和圣诞老人说话。 No, sweetie, I was talking to Santi.
我一个星期不会再吃东西了。真的。 I won't eat again for a week. Really.
是的，我来了。不，不是龙虾。我不记得了。 Yes, I'm coming. No, not lobster. I don't remember.
一只小螃蟹…… A little crab...
我的爱。 My love.
欢呼。 Cheers.
麦特，你没告诉我你父母要来！ Maite, you didn't tell me your parents were coming!
请原谅。 Please, excuse me.
我怎么知道你把手机落在这儿了？ How can I tell you if you left your cell phone here?
我的手机？ My cell phone?
电池没电了。而且一整天都断了线。 The battery ran out. And it was disconnected all day.
-它在那儿…？-好健忘。 - It was there...? - So forgetful.
现在听我指挥。 Now follow my lead.
我今天做了豆子，记得你有多喜欢吃。 I made beans today and remembered how much you like them.
-但是晚上太重了。-现在还不到十一点呢。 - But they're too heavy at night. - It's not even eleven o'clock yet.
Miguelón在哪里？ And where is Miguelón?
主菜，马上就来！桑蒂…… Main dish, coming right up! Santi...
总之，我跟路易斯表哥谈过了，说你们俩要去参加婚礼。 Anyway, I talked to cousin Luis, and said you two were going to the wedding.
-你不能不去！-听着，妈妈。 - You can't not go! - Look, Mom.
-圣蒂不太了解他们。-但他是家人。 - Santi doesn't know them very well. - But he's family.
嘿，这酒太便宜了。我们有个更好的，亲爱的。 Hey, this wine is too cheap. We have a much better one, darling.
没关系。当我们来到这里，我们不期望更多。 That's okay. When we come here, we don't expect much more.
——该死的!-怎么了？ - Damn! - What's wrong?
这款酒…… This wine...
这是……精彩。你在哪里买的？ It's... wonderful. Where did you get it?
1点95分在超市。我用它做饭。 1.95 at the supermarket. I use it for cooking.
1.95 ?这种酒售价1.95英镑？ 1.95? This wine costs 1.95?
你知道这让我想起了什么吗？ You know what it reminds me of?
我们在一次会议上有过一次高audium，记得吗？ A Gaudium we had once at a meeting, remember?
-我什么都不记得了。——没有。 - I don't remember anything. - No.
不，它不可能是Marquês de Cáceres的高audium。 No, it can't be a Gaudium by Marquês de Cáceres.
一瓶售价104欧元？不，不，不。 A bottle that costs 104 euros? No, no, no.
——大约。-我们还有一瓶。 - Approximately. - We have another bottle.
别给他们，这是做饭用的。 Don't give it to them, it's for cooking.
-把它带走，爸爸。-谢谢你，亲爱的。 - Take it with you, Dad. - Thank you, sweetie.
幸好你在这里，因为他不… Just as well you're here, because he doesn't...
桑蒂。你脸色苍白。 Santi. You're pale.
怎么啦？ What?
否。不,不。我… No. No, no. I'm...
我今天感觉不太好，但是… Well, I haven't felt so great today, but...
然后吃完你的豆子。 Then finish your beans.
-之后你会感觉好点的。——是吗? - You'll feel better after. - Yeah?
-圣蒂，吃了它们。——是的。 - Santi, eat them. - Yes.
吃。 Eat them.
——美味!-好多了，对吧？ - Yummy! - Better, right?
我要去一下洗手间。 I'm going to the bathroom for a second.
-可怜的家伙。在我看来他更胖了。——是吗? - Poor thing. He looks fatter to me. - Yeah?
-你们俩还好吗？-我们很好。好了。 - Are you two okay? - We're great. Great.
他正在经历一段艰难的时期，但我们相处得很好。 He's going through a harder time, but we're doing great.
-你没事吧？-是啊，很好。 - Are you okay? - Yeah, great.
喝点酒，我就焕然一新了。 A little wine and I'll be like new.
-米格尔，你能给我一点吗？-那块表呢？ - Can you serve me a little, Miguel? - And that watch?
-来自唐人街。——真的吗?让我看看。 - From Chinatown. - Really? Let me see.
没什么大不了的。这是一个糟糕的拷贝，米格尔。 It's no big deal. It's a bad copy, Miguel.
花了多少钱？ How much did it cost?
-大概10欧元吧。- 10欧元？ - Like ten euros I think. - Ten euros?
给我买一个。 Buy me one.
圣诞老人，给我爸爸买一个。 Santi, get my father one.
——好的。-还有10个。 - Okay. - There's ten extra.
不用找了。 Keep the change.
我有个主意。给路易斯表哥买块表。 I just got an idea. Buy a watch for cousin Luis.
很好，好主意。这是送给路易斯表哥的好礼物。 Nice, good idea. That could be a nice gift for cousin Luis.
一个了不起的礼物。 An amazing gift.
-我们不会给路易斯表兄买表的。——为什么? - We're not getting cousin Luis a watch. - Why?
-我已经有点饱了。谢谢。——好的。 - I'm a little full already. Thanks. - Okay.
不，不，不。我不认为我可以吃< I / I >cachopo No, no, no, no. I don't think I can eat the cachopo.
继续。 Go on.
一个小的。 A little one.
-你不接电话？-不，我的没有电池。不是我的。 - You're not answering? - No, mine has no battery. It's not mine.
-音乐来自于你。-我送的？否。 - The music is coming from you. - From me? No.
不是我的。我总是保持沉默。 It's not mine. I always keep mine silenced.
桑蒂，你打扰到大家了。要么接电话，要么关掉。 Santi, you're disturbing everyone. Answer it or turn it off.
——桑蒂。桑蒂!-这很好。 - Santi. Santi! - This is good.
桑蒂。回答。 Santi. Answer it.
-好吧，把电话给我。-麦特和我要离婚了。 - Okay, give me the phone. - Maite and I are getting a divorce.
怎么啦？ What?
亲爱的，这是真的吗？ Sweetie, is that true?
是的，妈妈，对不起。 Yes, Mom, I'm sorry.
怎么了，圣地亚哥先生？你看起来很沮丧。 What's wrong, don Santiago? You seem down.
Raúl，你能保守秘密吗？ Raúl, can you keep a secret?
我可能看起来很糟， Well, I may look like a mess,
但我其实是个…百万富翁。 but I'm actually a... millionaire.
你说得对！ You don't say!
-你能相信吗？-我惊呆了。 - Can you believe it? - I'm blown away.
正确的。 Right.
-祝我好运。-我想您会吃很多的，先生。 - Wish me luck. - I think you'll have plenty, sir.
嗨。 Hi.
-嗨。-我是圣诞老人。 - Hi. - I'm Santi.
——克里斯蒂娜。-很高兴认识你。 - Cristina. - Nice to meet you.
我经常在这儿见到你。 I see you a lot here.
是。是的，我经常来。 Yes. I come often, yes.
你尝过这里的米其林菜单吗？ Have you tried the Michelin menu here?
——没有。——真的吗? - No. - Really?
我们必须改变这一点。改天我们可以一起去。 We have to change that. We can go together some time.
好吧。但在我们见面之前，我想澄清一些事情。 Okay. But before we see each other, I'd like to clarify a few things.
是的,当然。 Yeah, sure.
不舔屁股也不撒娇。 No butt-sucking or sado.
很明显，没有金色淋浴或那些恶心的东西。 Obviously no golden showers or nasty shit like that.
如果你想要三人组，你付双倍，我带那个女孩来。 If you want a trio, you pay double and I bring the girl.
其余的……主卡。 For the rest... Master card.
好吧,。我等你的电话…… Okay, then. I await your call...
桑蒂。 Santi.
我们的想象力带我们去了哪里。 Where our imagination took us.
。 Where with eyes closed.
.你可以看到无限的字段 You can see infinite fields.
. . . Where the first light was created.
蓝天的种子在哪里第一次发芽。 Where the seed of the blue sky First sprouted.
我会回到我出生的地方吗？ Will I return to the place Where I was born?
穿着我渴望的阳光。 Wearing sunshine I yearn for.
你的手摸着我的头发 Your hands in my hair...
<我>,是吗? - Damián，是圣诞老人。 - Yes? - Damián, it's Santi.
听着，我们得制定个计划。 Listen, we have to put a plan in motion.
它很紧急。 It's urgent.
-加满吗？-好的，谢谢。 - Fill it up? - Yes, please.
这样好多了，老虎。 That's better, tiger.
-对不起，对不起。我以为是……-不，我才是该道歉的人 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I thought it was... - No, I'm the one who's sorry.
-我简直不敢相信。-相信什么？ - I just can't believe it. - Believe what?
有没有人告诉过你，你有一副不可思议的体格？ Has anyone ever told you that you have an incredible physique?
——什么?-没错。 - What? - That's right.
-她是认真的-她给你提供了一个营销活动？ - She was completely serious. - She offered you a marketing campaign?
对，整个西班牙。一家非常重要的公司。 Yeah, for all of Spain. A very important company.
该领域的领导者。太阳镜。“santer。” Leaders in the sector. Sunglasses. "Santers."
-一开始是全国性的，但之后…-多少钱？ - At first it's national, but after that... - How much?
-一百万。——什么? - One million. - What?
不,放松。 No, relax.
一开始会让你头晕目眩，但之后，所有的钱都变成了税收。 It makes you dizzy at first, but after that, it all goes in taxes.
放轻松，深呼吸。 Take it easy, breathe.
-大家好。-嗨。 - Hi, guys. - Hey.
我不会打扰你的。我只要一杯苹果酒，然后…… I won't disturb you. I'll just have a cider and...
回头见。 See you around.
桑蒂。 Santi.
-过来和我们一起坐。-不，你们没事。 - Come and sit with us. - No, you guys are fine.
来吧。你要翻了！ Come on. You're gonna flip!
你在庆祝什么？ What are you celebrating?
佩德罗得到了一份百万美元的超模合同。 Pedro got offered a million-dollar contract as a top model.
你在说什么？ What are you saying?
——如何?-碰巧的是 - How? - It just so happens that
专家们终于注意到我的派系是独一无二的。 the specialists finally noticed that my factions are unique.
这很明显，兄弟。 It's obvious, bro.
-什么是显而易见的？-我不觉得奇怪。 - What's obvious? - I don't think it's strange.
-我也是。-是佩德罗。 - Me neither. - It's Pedro.
-那又怎样？-那又怎样？ - So what? - So what?
-你需要一个积极的态度。-我总是这么跟他说。 - You need a positive attitude. - I always tell him that.
-积极的态度。-态度积极，马科斯。 - Positive attitude. - Positive attitude, Marcos.
积极的态度! Positive attitude!
没事的，来吧。你必须吃这个。 It's okay, come on. You have to eat this.
听着，这很正常。我也会哭的。这是……冻结! Look, it's normal. I'd cry too. It's... frozen!
该死，我烧伤了自己！佩拉约，你能关小点声吗？ Damn it, I burned myself! Pelayo, will you turn that down?
——是的!-是的，是的，但你从不这么做！ - Yes! - Yes, yes, but you never do it!
在这里。你能把…？ Here. Can you turn...?
态度积极，马科斯。 Positive attitude, Marcos.
马科斯，你要翻脸了。 Marcos, you are going to flip.
好的，都准备好了。操作完成。 Okay, all set. Operation completed.
佩德罗将拍摄一部广告，而马科斯将继承多洛雷斯姨妈的遗产。 Pedro will film a commercial and Marcos inherited from Aunt Dolores.
你是什么意思，多洛雷斯姨妈？ What do you mean, Aunt Dolores?
怎么，你不喜欢？ What, you don't like it?
没有人的姨妈叫多洛丽丝。 Nobody has an aunt named Dolores.
这只是一个和其他名字一样的名字。 It's just a name like any other.
它就是不会。 It just won't.
该死的!胖的屁股? Damn! Fat ass?
-肥屁股在这干嘛？-肥屁股？ - What's Fat ass doing here? - Fat ass?
那个死胖子。 The fat fucker.
哦，该死，没错。 Oh, shit, right.
前几天他来银行要求贷款。 He came to the bank the other day to ask for a loan.
他来了！贷款做什么？ Here he comes! A loan for what?
卖掉公司，解雇所有员工。 To sell a business and fire all the workers.
火呢?但是什么生意呢？ Fire them? But what business?
——圣地?-哪个俱乐部，先生？ - Santi? - Which club, sir?
——什么?-俱乐部，俱乐部 - What? - Club, club.
-你在这里干什么？-嗨。 - What are you doing here? - Hi.
-你应该在超市。-是的。 - You should be at the supermarket. - Yeah.
对不起,这是……做点兼职。 Sorry, it's... a little moonlighting.
给我一把7号的铁杆，孩子。 Give me a 7 iron, kid.
想想梅特说你不努力工作。 And to think Maite said you don't work hard.
是梅特说的吗？ Oh, did Maite say that?
-我付钱让你说话吗？——什么? - Do I pay you to talk? - What?
是的,先生。 Yes, sir.
问题是我们有两辆卡车要卸货。 The thing is we had two trucks to unload.
是的，不，我在路上了。 Yeah, no, I'm on my way.
嘿，一把8号的铁杆。愚蠢的男孩。 Hey, an 8 iron. Silly boy.
他们没告诉你这些小数字在这里吗？ Didn't they tell you the little numbers are here?
对不起。 Sorry.
这位绅士脾气暴躁。 The gentleman has a temper.
球童现在! Caddies nowadays!
我们稍后再谈。 We'll talk later.
是的。 Yeah.
-很好，嗯？——达米安。 - Good, eh? - Damián.
他从不快乐。 He's never happy.
兼职。 Moonlighting.
贷款，是吧？ A loan, huh?
明白了! Gotcha!
-你确定吗？——塔尼亚。 - Are you sure about that? - Tania.
奶牛场的货不多了。你介意吗？ The dairy section is running low. Do you mind?
是。老板，那些关于超市要关门的谣言… Yes. Boss, those rumors about the supermarket closing...
-只是谣言而已。-嗨。 - They're just that, rumors. - Hi.
你确定吗？因为Ribadesella的工人说也许… Are you sure? Because the workers in Ribadesella are saying maybe...
这是马里奥告诉我的，我完全信任他。 That's what Mario told me and I trust him completely.
麦特，我想跟你谈谈。 Maite, I want to talk to you about that.
嘿!那对幸福的夫妇。 Hey! The happy couple.
-爸爸，你在干什么？-嗨，亲爱的。 - Dad, what are you doing? - Hi, sweetie.
我要带上所有的酒，因为这是千载难逢的机会。 I'm taking all the wine because it's the chance of a lifetime.
不，这些酒要小心，味道每年都在变。 No, be careful with these wines, the flavor changes from year to year.
不，圣蒂，没事的。顺便说一下，我从不脱下它。 No, Santi, it's okay. By the way, I never take it off.
-你穿起来真好看。-这是一块很好的表。 - It looks great on you. - It's a really good watch.
-每个同事都想要一个。-它们是仿制品。 - Everyone at work wants one. - They're imitation.
-那又怎样？-事实上，他们想让我买更多。 - So what? - In fact, they want me to buy more.
否。 No.
-不，什么？-不不不你不能。 - No, what? - No, no, no. You can't.
-我不能是什么意思？-你不能，因为已经没有了。 - What do you mean, I can't? - You can't because there aren't any left.
都去了?哦，别这样。在这里。 All gone? Oh, come on. Here.
看。50欧元。所以你可以给我买四个。 Look. Fifty euros. So you can buy me four.
剩下的10欧元你可以留着。这是你的小费，就像佣金一样。 And you can keep the ten euros left over. It's your tip, like a commission.
顺便说一句，你们俩看起来很般配。好了。 By the way, you two look great together. Great.
再见。 See you later.
请Maite。 Maite, please.
请听我说几句。我有重要的事要告诉你。 Listen to me for a second, please. I have something important to tell you.
-关于超市和马里奥。-说吧。 - About the supermarket and Mario. - Go ahead.
你在裤子里拉屎，你个娘们… You shit in your pants, you pussy...
嘿，Josê玛丽亚，我再打给你。 Hey, Josê Maria, I'll call you back.
嘿。兼差之人。 Hey. The moonlighter.
为什么兼差之人? Why moonlighter?
他在高尔夫球场当球童。在工作日。 He's working as a caddie at a golf course. During the work day.
你真幸运，梅特这么担心你。 You really are lucky Maite worries so much about you.
我早就炒了你这种小骗子了。 I would have fired a little liar like you a long time ago.
-我，骗子？-是的，你。 - Me, a liar? - Yes, you.
你比我大。 You're a bigger one.
然后他走开了。这孩子太不可思议了，麦特。 And he walks away. This kid is unbelievable, Maite.
我又看错你了，圣蒂。 I was wrong again about you, Santi.
我以为你能承担一些责任，但显然你做不到。 I thought you could take on some kind of responsibility, but clearly you cannot.
请Maite。 Maite, please.
如果你不介意的话，拿上你的东西，别再回来了。好吧? If you don't mind, get your things and don't come back. All right?
我厌倦了对你负责我不想做你的妈妈。 I'm tired of feeling responsible for you and I don't want to be your mother.
——好吗?想去兜兜风吗？-这是什么？ - Well? Wanna go for a ride? - What's this?
-多洛雷斯姨妈送的礼物。——什么? - Gift from Aunt Dolores. - What?
我从一个姨妈那里继承了一大笔钱，我都不知道自己有这笔钱。 I inherited a ton of money from an aunt I didn't know I had.
哇!太好了! Wow! That's great!
-多洛雷斯，多洛雷斯，多洛雷斯！-不，不…不在这里。 - Dolores, Dolores, Dolores! - No, no... Not here.
-来吧，我们去兜兜风。-好吧。 - Come on, let's go for a ride. - All right.
有人可能会绑架我的孩子，但与此同时，玩得开心点！ Somebody might kidnap my kids, but in the meantime, have some fun!
小声点，真的。我在那里遇到了麻烦。 Lower your voice, really. I had trouble back there.
我们走吧。德洛丽丝! Let's go. Dolores!
-马科斯，拜托。——对不起。 - Marcos, please. - Sorry.
请马科斯。你能开慢一点吗？ Marcos, please. Can you drive a little slower?
没事，一切尽在我掌控之中。看看他。你不喜欢我的车？ It's okay, I'm in control. Look at him. You don't like my car?
是的，我喜欢，我喜欢。 Yes, I like it, I like it.
我只是觉得你应该买些更聪明的东西。 I just thought you would buy something a little smarter.
-你以为？-马科斯，我以为你需要一辆小货车。 - You thought? - Marcos, I thought you needed a minivan.
这就像是在喊我的人生结束了。 That's like screaming that my life is over.
那是物质主义的陷阱，孩子们！你没有随宇宙流动。 That's the trap of materialism, boys! You're not flowing with the cosmos.
嘿，有一件事。 Hey, one thing.
当我做< I b>男性健康>的封面时，</ I b>我该怎么办？ When I do the cover of Men's Health, what do I do?
-戴墨镜还是不戴？-现在是太阳镜模型… - With or without sunglasses? - Now the sunglasses model...
嘿，桑蒂，拜托。积极的态度。记住你说过的话。 Hey, Santi, please. Positive attitude. Remember what you said.
-积极的态度。-我知道，你想买什么车都可以。 - Positive attitude. - I know, you can buy any car you want.
如果钱是我的，你为什么要关心我怎么花？ Why do you care how I spend my money if it's mine?
-我在乎…-是的，怎么了？ - Well, I care... - Yeah, why?
-我最好闭嘴。-是的，闭嘴。 - I'd better shut up. - Yeah, shut up.
-你给我的感觉不好。-恶业。 - You're giving me a bad vibe. - Bad karma.
我理解你，圣蒂。他的工作很差，薪水也很差。 I understand you, Santi. He has a shitty job with shitty pay.
他最好的朋友买了辆跑车。难怪他会生气。这是正常的。 And his best friend buys a hot rod. No wonder it pisses him off. It's normal.
-佩德罗，听着…-你必须通过说话来了解自己。 - Pedro, listen... - You have to talk to understand yourself.
-马科斯，停车。-我不会停下来的。 - Marcos, stop the car. - I'm not stopping.
嘿,嘿!你怎么了？ Hey, hey! What's wrong with you?
是啊，你怎么了？ Yeah, what's your problem?
-你想知道吗？——是的。 - You want to know? - Yes.
很好。 Fine.
这车……是用我的钱买的。 This car... was bought with my money.
不,对不起。它从震惊中蹦了出来。 No, sorry. It popped out from the shock.
给我一点纯天然的味道，好吗，佩德里托？ Just give me a little whiff of pure nature, eh, Pedrito?
闻起来没那么难闻。总是一样的。 It doesn't smell that bad. Always the same.
你真是一派胡言，上帝啊。开始吧。 You are so full of shit, good lord. Here we go.
我是赢了超级乐透的混蛋！ I'm the bastard who won the Superloto!
-你没事吧？你还好吗？-我没事。 - Are you okay? Are you okay? - I'm okay.
-我们死了吗？——没有。你没事吧? - Are we dead? - No. You okay?
-你是百万富翁？——是的! - You're a millionaire? - Yes!
我的车，我的车！ My car, my car!
-你是百万富翁？——是的!我他妈的是个百万富翁！ - You're a millionaire? - Yes! I'm a fucking millionaire!
-早上好。-这个pâtê太不可思议了！ - Good morning. - This pâtê is incredible!
是吗? Yeah?
我给你买的，我知道你喜欢。 I bought it for you, I know you like it.
-你尝过火腿吗？-当然。你喜欢吗？ - Did you try the ham? - Of course. You like it?
-非常喜欢。-太好了。 - Very much. - That's great.
你可以看出自从马里奥接管了超市， You can tell that since Mario took over the supermarket,
质量好多了。 the quality is much better.
看。 Look.
马里奥。 Mario.
怎么了，马里奥？是。没有问题。 What is it, Mario? Yes. No problem.
再见。 See you later.
好的,吻。 Okay, kiss.
再见,再见。 Bye, bye.
嗨,宝贝。 Hi, baby.
抱歉我之前没给你打电话，宝贝。 Yeah, sorry I didn't call you before, baby cakes.
. . . . Oui, oui, oui, mon chéri.
你梦到我了？ You dream about me?
分分秒秒地计算。 Counting every minute.
我也是。一小时三千。 Me too. Three thousand an hour.
<我>再见。 Ciao.
不，不，不…… No, no, no...
你先挂电话。 You hang up first.
不,傻。好吧,好吧。我们俩数到三。 No, silly. Okay, okay. Both of us on three.
; Un, deux, trois.
——放松。-是的，是的。 - Relax. - Yeah, yeah.
我是……我放松……我放松…… I am... I'm relaxed... I'm relaxed...
我的头发! My hair!
我的手，我的手 My hand, my hand...
这里发生了什么？ What's happening here?
这个小家伙在玩欲擒故纵的游戏…… The little guy is playing hard to get...
他是不情愿的。 He's reluctant.
-你是个淘气的孩子吗？——什么? - Are you a naughty boy? - What?
你是个淘气的孩子吗？ Are you a naughty boy?
这行不通。 This isn't working.
我的头发。对不起。 My hair. Sorry.
当这种情况发生时，你通常会怎么做？ What do you usually do when this happens?
有折扣吗？ Is there a discount?
难以置信! Unbelievable!
你和势利脸出去了，是吧？ You were out with Snobface, huh?
这不关你的事，但是…是。 It's none of your business, but... yes.
事实上，是时候让你知道我们在一起了。 In fact, it's time you knew we're going out together.
非常感谢。很酷，是吧？ Thanks a lot. Very cool, eh?
显然我已经知道了。 Obviously I already knew.
但既然我们什么都告诉对方了 But since we're telling each other everything...
我整晚都在和克里斯蒂娜乱搞。 I spent all night humping Cristina.
你是谁？你的女朋友吗? Who is that? Your girlfriend?
是。 Yes.
如果我们不停下来，她就成碎片了。 And we don't stop, she's in pieces.
-我今晚也上了几次床。——是吗? - I banged a few times tonight as well. - Yeah?
我就不告诉你有多少了。 I'll spare you by not saying how many.
没关系，我学会了以前不知道的姿势。 That's okay, I learned positions I didn't know existed.
-是啊，我也学到了新东西。-是吗？怎么啦？ - Yeah, I learned something new too. - Oh, yeah? What?
我是多重性高潮。 That I'm multi-orgasmic.
-真健忘！-我是在保护你的自尊。 - What a short memory! - I was protecting your self-esteem.
你会大吃一惊的。 You'd be surprised.
直到现在，我才知道训练有素的舌头有这么大的潜力。 I never knew the possibilities of a well-trained tongue until now.
真巧。马里奥也不知道。 What a coincidence. Mario didn't know either.
怎么，你现在是个淘气的女孩了吗？ What, are you a naughty girl now?
他只知道如何释放我狂野的一面。 He just knows how to unleash my wild side.
好了，我要睡觉了。 Okay, I'm going to sleep.
一边，我的背上满是抓痕。 On one side, my back is full of scratches.
好。我要去洗个澡。 Good. I'm going to take a shower.
我粘。超级粘。 I'm sticky. Super sticky.
她留下了抓痕，她吸了他的某个地方…… She left scratches, she sucked him somewhere...
在哪里? Where?
我不知道，罗瑞娜。他确实没有浪费时间。 I don't know, Lorena. He sure didn't waste any time.
亲爱的，听起来你还爱着圣蒂。 Sweetie, it sounds like you're still in love with Santi.
我，爱上了圣蒂？我，爱上了圣蒂？ Me, in love with Santi? Me, in love with Santi?
强迫性地重复并没有帮助。 Repeating it compulsively doesn't help.
听着，下次你见到他 Look, next time you see him,
告诉他你很高兴他改过自新。 show him you're happy he turned his life around.
这会给他一个教训的。 That'll teach him.
服务员! Waiter!
我能为您做些什么？ How can I help you?
给我一杯更好喝的，水果味的。 Bring me a nicer blend, something fruitier.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
我不能忍受被人粗暴地招待。 I can't stand being badly waited on.
我不知道你对酒这么在行。 I didn't know you were such an expert on wine.
好吧，算不上专家。 Well, not exactly an expert.
但这是真的，因为我有钱，我喜欢质量。 But it's true that since I have money, I like quality.
正确的。你很开心，对吧？ Right. And you're happy, right?
马科斯和我争论不休。我告诉你一件事。 Marcos and I argue nonstop. And I'll tell you one thing.
在12种陶瓷炉中做出选择并不容易。 It's not easy to choose between 12 kinds of ceramic stove.
怎么了，马里奥？ What's up, Mario?
怎么啦？ What?
从一开始，我就觉得自己和你一样。 From the beginning, I felt like just another one of you.
我想让你知道，我尽了一切努力来挽救公司。 And I want you to know that I did everything possible to save this business.
为了保住你们每一个人的工作。 To save each and every one of your jobs.
有时 Sometimes
将孤独…是不够的。 will alone... is not enough.
不好意思，他对这件事很伤心。 Excuse him, he's very torn up about this.
我将解释我们接下来要做什么。 I'll explain what we do next.
现在，请…… And now, please...
我请求你们继续工作……直到最后。 I ask you to keep working... until the end.
我们会怎么样？ What will happen to us?
我在为大家协商遣散费。 I'm negotiating severance for everyone.
什么样的遣散费？他们一分钱都不给我们。 What kind of severance? They won't pay us shit.
我希望能找到一份体面的工作。 Well, I hope to get something decent.
你好吗？ How are you?
——好。——好吗? - Fine. - Fine?
今晚想一起在家吃晚饭吗？ Want to have dinner together tonight at home?
圣蒂，我没事，真的，没事的。 Santi, I'm fine, really, it's okay.
如果你没事，我觉得没什么不可以的。 Then if you're okay, I don't see why not.
我们和解吧，麦特。我觉得我们有资格这么做一次。 Let's bury the hatchet, Maite. I think we deserve to for once.
我来处理一切。 I'll handle everything.
处理什么，晚餐吗？ Handle what, the dinner?
嗯,是的。我没那么没用。 Well, yeah. I'm not so useless.
今晚见。 See you tonight.
下巴。 Chin up.
很好，我看到你有鹅肝酱和鳕鱼玉米饼。 Good, I see you have the foie and the codfish tacos.
cr网站brûlêe进展如何？ How is the crème brûlêe coming along?
-快好了。——完美。 - Almost ready. - Perfect.
很好，很好，很好！ Very nice, very nice, very nice!
干得好，孩子们！ Nice work, kids!
把桌子放回去吧，麦特马上就到。 Let's put the table back, Maite will be here any minute.
给你的合作一点小礼物。非常感谢。 A little gift for your collaboration. Thank you very much.
拜托，我们很乐意这么做，圣地亚哥阁下。 Please, we were happy to do it, don Santiago.
-真贴心。-非常感谢。 - How sweet. - Thank you so much.
不!不，不，不，进去。很快,很快。 No! No, no, no, get inside. Quickly, quickly.
-你在外面干什么？-等你。 - What are you doing out here? - Waiting for you.
我们不进去了？来吧。 We're not going in? Come on.
没有把手。 There's no handle.
-我们现在怎么办？——精彩。 - What do we do now? - Wonderful.
看，那盏灯。打开它。 Look, the light. Turn it on.
-你喜欢吗？-太好吃了！ - You like it, huh? - This is delicious!
你做到了吗？ Did you make it?
好吧，假设我得到了一点帮助。 Well, let's say I had a little help.
我想祝酒，但不知道祝什么。 I wanted to propose a toast, but I don't know to what.
一切。好的，也有坏的。 To everything. The good and also the bad.
一切。 To everything.
真不敢相信我们就这样浪费了九年。 I can't believe we're tossing away nine years like this.
说实话，我还没完全明白。 To tell you the truth, it still hasn't sunk in.
对我来说也是。 For me either.
我还是不知道没有你我是谁。 I'm still having trouble knowing who I am without you.
真可惜你没早点学会做饭。 Too bad you didn't learn to cook sooner.
Maite。 Maite.
我想为我做错的一切道歉。 I want to apologize for everything I did wrong.
我也是，我也做过错事。 Me too, I did things wrong too.
不，不，我把事情搞砸了，真的。 No, no, I totally screwed things up, really.
我对我现在要说的话并不感到骄傲。 And I'm not proud of what I'm about to say right now.
好吧? Okay?
-还记得这里有人赢的超级乐透吗？——是的。 - Remember the Superloto someone here won? - Yes.
是我赢的。 I'm the one who won it.
怎么啦？ What?
我们都赢了。 We both won.
正确的。 Right.
我很抱歉。 I'm sorry.
Maite…… Maite...
Maite。请听我说。 Maite. Please, listen to me.
我已经解释了很久了。 I've been trying to explain for a long time.
但你知道我被困住了… But you know I get stuck...
晚上好，女士。 Good evening, ma'am.
这就是我想解释的，梅特。 This is what I'm trying to explain, Maite.
我不知道我最近怎么了，但是… I don't know what's wrong with me lately, but...
你为什么不告诉我？ Why didn't you tell me?
我不能。 I couldn't.
我再也不想见到你了。 I never want to see you again.
-不，别走，求你了，麦特-其实你走吧，这是我家。 - No, don't leave, please, Maite. - Actually you go, this is my house.
我真不敢相信。 I can't believe it.
好吧。 Okay.
我是个白痴，是个骗子。 I'm a dipshit and a liar.
但我爱你。 But I love you.
你要知道马里奥背叛了你们所有人。 And you need to know that Mario is betraying all of you.
你说的是背叛… You talking about betrayal...
这是什么? What's this?
放在吧台旁边会很好看的。 This will look great next to the bar.
怎么啦？你是认真的吗？ What? Are you being serious?
还有桶装啤酒。小心。 And beer on tap. Watch out.
不是在你的梦里。 Not in your dreams.
听着，如果酒吧没了，我就走。 Then look, if the bar goes, I go.
这样我就能放得下钢琴了。 Then I can fit the piano.
所以上路吧。 So hit the road.
怎么啦？ What?
你听到了。 You heard me.
回头见。 See you around.
<我>新santer。 New Santers.
今天的男人。 For today's man.
太棒了。 Awesome.
——太棒了!-你跟麦特怎么了？ - Awesome! - Hey, what happened with Maite?
我真搞不懂那个女人。 I can't figure that woman out, really.
如果我说实话，她会生气的。如果我撒谎，她会生气。 If I tell the truth, she gets mad. If I lie, she gets mad.
-她把你赶出去了？——是的。 - She kicked you out? - Yes.
是啊，我的也是。这有什么关系？ Yeah, mine did too. What does it matter?
-没关系。-没关系。 - It doesn't matter. - It doesn't matter.
年度风云人物来了！ Here comes the man of the year!
这就是年度最佳男孩。 There's the boy of the year.
万岁! Hooray!
-为什么拉长脸？-他的脸很长。 - Why the long face? - His face is long.
-我是热门话题。-橄榄油，橄榄油！ - I'm a trending topic. - Olé, olé!
这个有35000个结果。 This one has 35,000 retuits.
“Pedro Gómez，泳池的家伙。 "Pedro Gómez, the pool guy.
他长得太丑了，连狙击手都不敢对他眨眼。” He's so ugly not even snipers wink at him."
45000喜欢。 45,000 likes.
“今天早上我拉屎了，佩德罗Gómez出来了。” "This morning I took a dump and Pedro Gómez came out."
谢谢你，圣诞老人。你让所有人都在笑我。 Thanks a lot, Santi. You've got everybody laughing at me.
你把我变成了怪物。 You turned me into a freak.
桑蒂只是想和我们分享他的钱。 Santi was only trying to share his cash with us.
你已经感谢他毁了你的婚姻了吗？ Have you already thanked him for ruining your marriage?
嘿，嘿，我没有毁了任何人的婚姻。 Hey, hey, I didn't ruin anybody's marriage.
如果你们在生活中不会理财，那不是我的错。 It's not my fault if you guys can't manage money in your lives.
我告诉你一件事，佩德罗。 I'll tell you one thing, Pedro.
你有很多优点，但你长得并不好看。 You have many virtues, but you're not exactly good looking...
-不。-你毁了我的婚姻。 - Ugh, no. - You ruined my marriage.
不，不，马科斯。请马科斯。不，不，不。 No, no, Marcos. Marcos, please. No, no, no.
-没有了孩子我该怎么办？-嘿，不不不… - What do I do now without my kids? - Hey, no, no, no...
而且没有我的家人。我无法想象没有他们的生活。 And without my family. I can't imagine my life without them.
-不不不，求你了。-我要走了，我喘不过气来。 - No, no, no, please. - I'm leaving, I can't breathe.
-你毁了我们的生活，圣蒂。-我要打给罗蕾娜 - You ruined our life, Santi. - I'm calling Lorena.
我要回加油站去，让他们笑吧。谢谢! And I'm going back to the gas station, let them laugh. Thanks!
佩德罗，你要去哪里？ Pedro, where are you going?
你要去哪里？ Where are you going?
来吧。<我> Ole, Ole。 Come on. Ole, ole.
怎么了，圣诞老人？ - Damián？ - What's up, Santi? - Damián?
结束了。我有急事要跟你谈谈。 This is over. I need to talk to you urgently.
-你确定要这么做吗？——完全。 - Are you sure about doing this? - Completely.
你知道这不是什么好事。 You know it's bad business.
听着，不能因为它不赚钱就说它是坏生意。 Look, just because it's not profitable doesn't make it bad business.
好吧，既然你这么说。至于你的私事呢？ Okay, if you say so. And regarding your personal matter?
-决定了。-天啊，真是个灾难。 - It's decided. - Good lord, what a disaster.
-你拿到文件了吗？——是的。 - Have you got the documents? - Yes.
嗯，我想从现在开始… Well, I guess from now on...
我们不会再见面了。 Well, we won't see each other anymore.
你永远不会知道，Damián。 You never know, Damián.
不要怀旧。 Don't get nostalgic.
和你一起工作很愉快。 It was a pleasure working with you.
同样。你知道吗？ Likewise. You know what?
你有很多人没有的东西。 You have something not a lot of people have around here.
的心。 Heart.
我越来越喜欢你了！ You grew on me!
天哪，这看起来像阿里巴巴的洞穴！ Good lord, this looks like Ali Baba's cave!
你可以用这些得到很多。 You can get a lot for all this.
那个幸运的家伙在哪里？ And where's the lucky guy?
我把他赶了出去。我不知道该怎么办。 I kicked him out. I don't know what to do.
起诉他。他暴露了自己。这些东西有一半是你的。 Sue him. He gave himself away. Half of all that is yours.
-你这么认为？-真的吗？我知道。 - You think so? - Think so? I know so.
你的账户里存了1250万欧元 12,500,000 EUROS DEPOSITED INTO YOUR ACCOUNT
什么……?——看。看多可爱啊！ - What...? - Look. Look how cute!
怎么了? What's wrong?
该死，1200万！ Damn, 12 million!
-真是个混蛋！-听我说，麦特。 - What a fucking jerk! - Listen to me, Maite.
他知道你和马里奥在一起，仍然给你一半… He knows you're with Mario, and still gives you half...
我该怎么做，说谢谢吗？ What am I supposed to do, say thank you?
他这么做是为了不再骗我，他太自大了。 He did it to stop lying to me, he's cocky.
是的,正确。他让每个人都发财了，真骄傲！ Yeah, right. He makes everybody rich, how cocky!
-梅特·阿斯？——是的。 - Maite Arce? - Yes.
我有米拉瓦莱斯先生寄来的包裹。 I have a package from a Mr. Miravalles.
在这里签字。 Sign here.
再见。谢谢你！ Good-bye. Thank you.
现在这个混蛋把离婚协议书寄给我了。 Now the dickhead sends me the divorce papers.
这就是你想要的。 Well, that's what you wanted.
而且还签了名。 And they're even signed.
怎么啦？ What?
你离百万富翁就差一个签名了 You're one signature away from being a millionaire
把你自己从那个白痴桑蒂那里永远解放出来。 and liberating yourself from that idiot Santi forever.
听一件事。只有我叫圣蒂白痴！ Listen to one thing. Only I call Santi an idiot!
——不!——是的。 - No! - Yes.
——塔尼亚。-老板，超市要重新开业了。 - Tania. - Boss, the supermarket is reopening.
怎么啦？ What?
-太棒了！ -我在路上了。 - It's totally awesome! - I'm on my way.
——塔尼亚。-麦特，我在结账！ - Tania. - Maite, I'm working check-out!
——退房?-是的，退房。 - Check-out? - Yeah, check-out.
——为什么?-一个人买下了这家店。 - Why? - A man bought the store.
-什么男人？-问马里奥。 - What man? - Ask Mario.
好吧,然后……你在工作。好。 Okay, then... You're working fish. Good.
-在页边空白处和背面签名。-谢谢。 - Sign the margins and the back. - Thank you.
否。我怎么知道发生了什么？ No... How should I know what happened?
我们正要签字，有人给了店主更多的钱。 We were about to sign and someone offered the owner a lot more money.
我就知道这么多。 That's all I know.
这就是你的计划？ That was your plan?
我再打给你，阿方索。 I'll call you back, Alfonso.
这叫做生意，麦特。 It's called doing business, Maite.
你不关心这里的员工吗？ You don't care about anyone who works here?
这当然不愉快。 Of course it's not pleasant.
我希望事情能有所不同，但是…… I wish things could have gone differently, but...
不，不，不……否。 No, no, no... No.
用英语说并不会让你更正确。 Saying it in English won't make you more right.
事实上，我受不了了！ In fact, I can't stand it!
-你还要别的什么吗？-桑蒂是对的。你是个骗子。 - Did you want anything else? - Santi was right. You're a liar.
你也是。因为你还爱着他。 And so are you. Because you're still in love with him.
这就是你的问题。 And that's your problem.
你的世界太小了。 Your world is too small.
阿尔斯夫人，我在找你。 Mrs. Arce, I was looking for you.
我是Damián Palacios，新主人的管理员。 I'm Damián Palacios, the new owner's administrator.
Antuña先生被解雇了。 Mr. Antuña has been fired.
-你他妈是个中年人-好吧 - You're a middle-aged fucking kiss ass. - Okay, wow.
我通知你，你是超市的新主管。 I notify you that you're the new director of the supermarket.
-圣蒂在哪儿？——桑蒂。桑蒂谁? - Where is Santi? - Santi. Santi who?
不，不，不。否。不，求你了，不要。 No, no, no. No... No, please, don't.
不要这样做。否。不，不，不。否。 Don't do it. No. No, no, no. No.
-女士，别跟我讲故事了。-我真的很着急。 - Lady, spare me the stories. - I'm really in a hurry.
不通过车辆检查。 Not to pass your vehicle inspection.
-我得去机场了。-对不起，你不能。 - I have to go to the airport. - I'm sorry, but you can't.
我是这里的主管，我必须让你的车无法移动。 I'm the competent authority here and I have to immobilize your vehicle.
你不明白。我得和圣蒂谈谈。圣蒂是我的… You don't get it. I have to talk to Santi. Santi is my...
桑蒂吗? Santi?
-你是说那个赢了超级乐透的圣诞老人吗？-你也知道？ - You mean the Santi who won the Superloto? - You knew too?
跟我来。 Come with me.
-来吧，上来。——确定。 - Come on, get on. - Sure.
——准备好了。-好吧，爬上去。 - Ready. - Okay, climb on.
就是这样。 That's it.
我下班时商店就关门了。你介意吗？ The store is closed when I get off work. Do you mind?
等一等。 Hold on.
-揍他。——谢谢。 - Stick it to him. - Thanks.
——跑!-是的… - Run! - Yeah...
桑蒂! Santi!
如果你觉得给我1250万欧元买个超市 If you think giving me 12.5 million euros and buying me a supermarket
会不会让我回来，你不懂我好不好。 will make me come back, you don't know me well.
一年后 ONE YEAR LATER
不，你不明白。 No, you don't get it.
我是说如果你没有再婚， I'm saying that if you hadn't gotten remarried,
罗瑞娜和我就不会陷入这种境地了。 Lorena and I wouldn't be in this situation.
-没错。-现在是我们的错了。 - That's right. - Now it's our fault.
不，我的意思是，事情就发生在那天。 No, what I mean is, that was the day when it happened.
嗨。 Hi.
老板，很抱歉打扰你，但我需要你在这些账单上签字。 Boss, sorry to bother you, but I need you to sign these bills.
-你好吗，塔尼亚？-好吧，好吧。 - How are you, Tania? - Fine, fine.
你是普尔·佩德罗吗，《自然之美》的传道者？ Are you Pool Pedro, the apostle from Natural Beauty?
——是的。-你也认识他？ - Yes. - You know him too?
他的频道有200万订户！ His channel has 2 million subscribers!
我能和你自拍吗？ Can I take a selfie with you?
-亲爱的，你好吗？——现象。 - Darling, how are you? - Phenomenal.
我只是在告诉他们我们是在他们的婚礼上和好的。 I was just telling them that their wedding was where we reconciled.
-别提醒我。——在这里。 - Don't remind me. - Here.
你不知道三个孩子会对你的阴道造成什么伤害。 You don't know what three kids can do to your vagina.
-各位，各位。——什么? - Guys, guys. - What?
-我刚看到肥臀-然后呢 - I just saw Fat ass. - And?