片名：大作家 字幕打轴、翻译：少章
我无法呼吸了。 I can't breathe.
你怎么看？ what do you think?
他无趣。 he's not funny.
看着还行，我是说，所有人都笑了。 he seems funny. I mean,everybody's laughing.
我看过他的表演，有15次吧，没有一次把我逗乐。 I've seen his work maybe 15 times now and he's never made me laugh.
我不喜欢他，也许这就只是这样，我只是不喜欢他。 I don't like him. maybe that's it. I just don't like him.
我演得怎么样？ how did I do?
这太棒了，Fippsy。 oh,that was wonderfu. wonderful,Fippsy.
-你真的惊杀我了。-太棒了。 -you really slay me. slay me. -terrific.
我的天。我非常感谢来自你的称赞，Travalian先生。 oh,my god. I really appreciate that coming from you,Mr.Travalian.
我总是演过头。 I always overdo.
不不不，很好很好很好。 no,no,no. good,good,good.
那么？ so?
让我私下和他谈谈。 hey,let me just talk with him quietly.
你要他吗？他很棒。 do you want him? he's great.
-你不能要他。-为什么？ -you can't have him. -why?
-J. J讨厌他。-那你让我怎么办？ J. J hates him. -what do you want me to do?
-炒了他。-怎么炒？我都没有雇佣他。 -fire him. -how can I fire him? I can't even hire him.
-炒了J. J。-天啊，我又要炒掉一个导演了。 -J. J. -oh,god,I gotta fire another director.
给Morris Finestein打电话。 call Morris Finestein.
J. J，我能和你谈谈吗？ J. J,can I see you for a minute?
他可真会浪费我的时间。 how he wastes my time.
我们好像遇到了一点小问题，我想和你讨论一下。 we seem to have a little problem I thought I'd like to discuss with you.
-嗨，Eddie，近来如何？-你好啊，Travalian先生 -hey,Eddie. how goes it? -how are you,Mr.Travalian?
-你给了我们一次震撼的演出？-我希望没有。我不想它玷污我的记录。 you bringin' us a hit? -I hope not. don't wanna spoil my record.
你的作品对百老汇来说可能太压抑了。 your stuff's probably too depressing for Broadway.
也许你是对的，Eddie。回头聊。 you're probably right,Eddie. catch you later.
我可以给你介绍女人。 I can get you woman.
我有隐疾。 I'm diseased.
有人在吗？ hello!
有人在吗？我回来了。 hello? I'm home!
嗨，爸爸。工作进展如何？ oh,hi,pop. how's it going?
-Ig，你呢？-还行。 -hey,Ig. how about you? -okay.
惊喜。 [ Geraldo ] surprise!
惊喜。 [ Debbie&Bonnie ] surprise!
离我远点。 get away from me.
惊喜。 [ Spike ] surprise!
祝你生日快乐。 * happy birthday to you
我都忘了今天是我的生日。 I forgot my birthday.
-哦，你们记得我的生日。-生日快乐，亲爱的Igor。 oh,you remembered my birthday! -* happy birthday,dear Igor
好吧，各位，近些天我有些忙。 all right,you guys. I've been kinda busy these days.
-好吧，行了，各位。-让我瞧瞧，是拖鞋。 -all right. come on,you guys. -let me see. slippers!
这不是他的生日，是我的。 it's not his birthday. it's my birthday.
它们不合脚，没关系，让我看看，这是什么？ they don't fit. that's okay. let me see,what's this?
好吧，行了，行了。 come on. come on!
我过了糟糕的一天。我42了。 I had a lousy day today. I turned 42.
-我炒了个导演，我打孩子。-是个秒表。 I fired a director. I beat my kids. -it's a stopwatch!
-哇。-我忘记打孩子了。 oh! -I forgot to beat my kids.
站住。 hold on! oh!
我找你来了，Igor。就是你。 I'm comin' for you,Igor! you're the one! you're the one!
好，好。 okay. okay.
你抓住我了。我倒下了。 you got me! I'm down!
是吗？放倒他。 oh,yeah? down he goes!
-生日快乐，哥们。-谢谢，哥们。 -[ Igor ] happy birthday,kiddo. -thanks,kiddo.
-生日快乐，爸爸。-生日快乐，Ivan。 -[ Bonnie ] happy birthday,daddy. -[ Debbie ] happy birthday,Ivan.
生日快乐，爸。 [ Geraldo ] happy birthday,pop.
生日快乐，Ivan。 happy birthday,Ivan.
这太棒了，只是——我不是43岁。 this is great. only--only I'm not 43.
-你是43。-我42，Gloria。 you're 43. -I'm 42,Gloria.
你去年42。 you were 42 last year.
-你是43，爸。-43，爸。 [ Igor] you're 43,pop. -[ Geraldo ]forty-three,pop.
-你是怎么他妈知道的？-我去年就住在这里，我记得。 how the hell do you know? -I was living here last year. I remember.
你43了，Ivan。我去年也住在这里。 [ Spike ] forty-three you are,Ivan. I was living here last year too.
我也是，Ivan，记得吗？去年我们给了你42个沙滩球。 [ Debbie ] I was too,Ivan. remember? last year we gave you 42 beach balls.
-每一个都代表了好运？-不是。 -one was for good luck. -mm-mm. no.
你在你这个年纪看起来不错，亲爱的。 you look good for your age,dear.
你永远，永远，永远不要再跟我说… don't you ever,ever,ever tell me…
我在我这个年纪看起来不错，Gloria I look good for my age again,Gloria.
好啦。 come on.
生日快乐。 * happy birthday to you.
Gloria！Gloria，你不会那么做的。Gloria! Gloria!Gloria,you're not gonna do this. Gloria!
-你要出门？-我得去见Kreplich半个小时。 -you going out? -yeah. I gotta meet Kreplich for about a half hour.
讨论一遍关于导演的事，可以吗？ go over this director thing. is that okay?
可以什么？你可不可以出门？ is it okay? is it okay that you're going out?
当然可以。 yeah. sure. okay.
你真是个美丽的姑娘，甜心小辣椒。 you are one beautiful chica there,honey chile.
他们也是这么说的。 so they tell me.
等我回来，我们继续派对怎么样？ what say I get back,we get the old party lights goin',huh?
爆点爆米花。 pop a little popcorn.
我总是知道会这样，Blanche。 I have always known it would come to this,Blanche.
Gloria，你为什么把刀叉、勺子、派对帽子放进冰箱里？ Gloria,why are you putting the knives,forks,spoons and party hats in the refrigerator?
人人都会犯的小错。 a simple human error.
不要因为你正为事业焦虑，就小题大做。 don't misinterpret it or blow it out of proportion because you have career anxieties.
Morris! Morris Finestein!
Morris!
Ivan，你在这里干嘛？ Ivan,what are you doing here?
-你应该来做这部戏。-我不会来导你的戏。 -you gotta do the play. -I will not direct your play.
-你应该来做这部戏。-我不喜欢这部戏。 -you gotta do the play. -I do not like this play.
我不会让我的名字和你的戏联系在一起。 I will not have my name associated with your play.
我的事业太重要了。你不明白吗？ my career is too important. don't you understand?
我不会导这部戏，我不喜欢它。 I will not do this play. I do not like this play.
-Morris！-我心已决。 -Morris! -that's a firm decision.
-我求你了。要我求你吗？我这就求求了。-别，Ivan，别这样。 -I'm begging. want me to beg? I'll beg. -no! no! Ivan,please!
-我跪下了。-你让我很尴尬。 I am on my knees! -you're embarrassing me.
好吧，Ivan，我会考虑考虑的。 Ivan! okay. I'll think about it.
我会再读一遍剧本，没准我们可以修改好第二幕剧情。快起来。 I'll read it again. maybe we can fix the second act. just get up.
行了，放松。 now,come on. take it easy!
Morris Finestein?
-是的。-他甚至都不喜欢你的戏。 -yes. -he didn't even like your play.
-他就是这样的人。-你在讲什么啊？ -that's the way he is. -what are you talking about?
他对我说，“我不会导这部戏，我不喜欢它。” he said to me,"I will not direct this play. I do not like this play. "
这不是缺乏热情，这是心意已决。 this is not a lack of enthusiasm. this is a firm decision.
-他改了主意。-他现在喜欢这部戏了？ -he changed his mind. -now he likes it?
他想导这部戏。 he wants to do it.
我不明白你的意思，他亲口拒绝了我。 I don't understand you. he personally turned me down.
“我不会导这部戏，我不喜欢它。” "I will not do this play. I do not like this play. "
听着，Larry，Morris Finestein不喜欢喜剧，仅此而已。 look,Larry. Morris Finestein does not like comedy. that's all.
他是个出色的导演。 he's an excellent director.
他把我的Bridgeport三部曲导得很棒。 he did a wonderful job with the--my Bridgeport trilogy.
Larry是谁？ who's Larry?
-嗯？-你叫我Larry。 -huh? -you called me Larry.
-不，我没有。-你有。 -no,I did not. -[ Igor ] you did too.
-我听见了，爸。-我也听见了。 -[ Debbie ] I heard you,daddy. -[ Bonnie ] heard it too.
我也是。 [ Geraldo&Spike ] me too.
-对，我也听见了，谁点的蔬菜？-Larry的。 -yeah,I heard it too. who's having the wedgie veggies? -[ Spike ] Larry is.
哦，我的奶酪面包，我喜欢奶酪。 [ Bonnie ] oh,my cheese bread. I love my cheesies.
-注意举止，要符合你的年纪，Bonnie。-我11了。 -act your age,Bonnie. -I'm 11.
-注意点。-你11岁的时候是他妈的什么举止？ -act it. -how in the hell do you act 11?
这样好多了。 that's better.
我讨厌这玩意，你干嘛带我来这里？ I hate this stuff. why did you bring me here?
你说过你妻子会做西班牙菜，我们为什么不在你家里吃？ you told me your wife cooks spanish. why aren't we eating at your house?
吃吧，这个健康，吃了长寿。 eat it. it's healthy. you'll live longer.
我生活操蛋，我不想长寿。 I have a miserable life. I don't want to live longer.
看看这个吊东西。 look at this crap.
简直就是长在我侄子的Pound山顶住宅前的玩意。 this is what's growing in front of my nephew's house in Pound ridge.
他除掉了它。它堵住了草坪。 he had it removed. it was choking the lawn.
-说起来，Gloria在哪里？-工作，我猜，她在外面工作。 -where is Gloria anyway? -working,I think,she's out working.
我爸总是让我们吃灌木。 [ Igor ] uh,my father always makes us eat shrubbery.
-呕。-别“呕。” -yuck! -[ Geraldo ] don't say "yuck"!
-闭嘴，Geraldo。-闭嘴，Geraldo。 -[ Debbie ] shut up,Geraldo.-[ Igor ] shut up,Geraldo.
通通闭嘴，安静一会。 shut up,all of you. give me a break here.
我正在和Kreplich先生开一个重要的会议… I'm having a serious business meeting with Mr.Kreplich…
这可能会让我的戏成功… that could result in my play being a success…
那么我就有钱付你明年的学费了， which would result in paying a couple of your tuitions next year,
还有你的钢琴课，你的萨克斯课， plus your piano lessons,your saxophone lessons,
你的衣服、食物、牙齿矫正、球类运动—— your clothing,your food,your orthodonture,your ball games--
你们明白我的意思了吗？ are you getting my point here now?
好了，现在听我说，Morris Kotzwinkle就是我要的人，句号。 okay. now listen to me. Morris Kotzwinkle is the man I want,period.
他可能，简直是个抑郁症患者， he may be a total depressive,
但他是个非常非常有天赋的人，句号。 but he's a major,major talent,period.
Kotzwinkle是谁？ who's Kotzwinkle?
什么？不可能，我叫的你“Kreplich先生”。 what? out of the question. I called you Mr.Kreplich.
Finestein，你叫他“Morris Kotzwinkle”。 Finestein. you called him Morris Kotzwinkle.
-扯淡。-我听见了，爸。 -that's bullshit. -[ Debbie] I heard you,daddy.
-我也听见了，爸。-不需要我附议了，对吧？ -[ Geraldo ] me too,daddy. -[ Igor ] no need for me to chime in here,right?
-那么，Kotzwinkle是谁？-什么？什么？什么？ -so,who's Kotzwinkle? -what? what? what? what?
Kotzwinkle是谁？ who's Kotzwinkle?
我好难过。 I'm so depressed.
-2点之前，你他妈去哪里了？-天啊，你醒着。 -where the hell have you been till 2:00? -oh,god. you're awake.
改论文？ correcting papers?
天啊。 oh,god.
回答我！ answer me!
我出门散步。 I have been out walking.
放屁。 that's bullshit.
Ivan，你就不能别问了，别问了，嗯？ Ivan,would you just--just let it go,huh?
行吧，Gloria，我不问了，我很高兴睁一只眼闭一只眼。 fine,Gloria. I'll let it go. I'd be delighted to let it go.
我都睁一只眼闭一只眼快一个星期了，何不再多一天？ I've been letting it go for nearly a week now. why not another day?
我可以的。 fine with me.
你去哪里？ where are you going?
我8点要起床，我有个会，我现在要休息。 I gotta get up at 8:00 in the morning. I got a meeting. I need rest.
我去和Geraldo、Spike一起睡。 I'm going in with Geraldo and Spike.
不，我不和他俩一起睡，他俩睡觉都翻大饼 no,I'm not going in with them. they both toss.
你和Larry睡了吗？ you sleeping with Larry or what?
什么…Larry是谁？ what… who's Larry?
Harry Frankfurt的表哥Allan Bomser… Harry Frankfurt's cousin Allan Bomser…
说他看见你和一个叫Larry Kotzwinkle的家伙… said he saw you and a guy named Larry Kotzwinkle…
在星期二下午三点从Dorset酒店退房。 checking out of the Dorset about 3:00 tuesday.
我没说什么，因为我不相信那是真的。 I didn't say anything,'cause I didn't think it was true.
现在我觉得那是真的。 now I think it's true.
Larry Kotzwinkle，Gloria。 Larry Kotzwinkle,Gloria.
想。 think.
哦，那个Larry啊。 oh,that Larry.
一个重盐的椒盐卷饼，谢谢。 one pretzel with salt，thank you.
你的找零。 here's your change.
谢谢。 thanks.
那么，怎么了？ so,what's up?
什么怎么了？ in what sense?
你怎么来学校接我了？ how come you picked me up at school?
没特殊原因。为什么？总得有点理由吗？ no reason. why? has there always gotta be a reason?
不，只是，学校到家有81个街区。 no. just that it's 81 blocks from the house.
看看你。 look at you.
一个处于运动/性生活全盛时期的青少年， a teenage kid in the prime of your athletic/sexual life,
你就吃这个垃圾东西。 and you're eating crap like that.
像只名副其实的浣熊。（浣熊刨垃圾桶觅食） like a veritable raccoon.
对，你要吃一口吗？ true. want a bite?
别闹了。 don't be ridiculous.
你前几天有见过你妈吗？ you seen your mother last couple of days?
她不是我妈。 she's not my mother.
她名义上差不多是你妈。 she's like your mother.
但是—— nevertheless--
好吧，好吧，是“Gloria”，你有见过她吗？ okay. okay. Gloria. have you seen her?
没，我能再来一个椒盐卷饼吗？ no. can I get another pretzel?
这是你的生活，孩子。 it's your life,kid.
你又要离婚了吗？ are we getting divorced again?
你怎么这么问？ what the hell made you ask me that?
上一次你问我有没有见过我妈， last time you asked me if I saw my mother,
然后又让我吃了个椒盐卷饼，你就离婚了。 then let me get another pretzel,we got divorced.
真的？ really?
嗨。 hi.
真好啊你还回来。 great to have you back.
我想回来。 I wanted to be back.
你要谈谈吗？ do you want to talk about it?
不，不是现在，我要睡觉了。 no,not now. I want to get some sleep.
好吧。 okay.
我在床上睁眼躺了整整三天，好不容易才睡着，你就来把我从沉睡中搞醒， you wake me up out of a sound sleep after not having been in my bed for three goddamn days,
然后你不想谈。 and you don't want to talk about it.
你他妈想睡觉了。 you want to get some goddamn sleep.
我们能早上再谈吗？ can we talk about it in the morning?
我最近都没睡过一个整觉。 I haven't had a whole lot of sleep lately.
我不想早上谈。 I don't want to talk about it in the morning.
我最近也没睡过一个整觉。 I haven't had a whole lot of sleep either.
-好吧，我疯了才回来，我这就—— -留下，留下，留下。 -okay. I was crazy to come here. I'll just-- -stay. stay. stay.
睡觉。 sleep.
-我们早上再谈.-嗯嗯。 -we'll talk about it in the morning. -mm-hmm.
-你们吃什么？黄油递一下。-呕，那太可怕了！ -what'd you eat? butter,please. -[ Spike ] yuck! it was horrible!
那你们自己做饭吧。他求我做饭，他还抱怨。 [ Geraldo ] cook 'em yourself! he begs me to cook,and then he complains.
爸，我觉得这里有个问题。 [ Bonnie ] uh,daddy,I think there's a problem.
不是现在，亲爱的。 not now,darling.
好吧。 okay.
Gloria?
Debbie，有看见你妈吗？ Debbie,have you seen your mother?
你觉得是打领带好，还是不打好？ do you think this looks better with the tie or without the tie?
我正试着和Gloria弥合关系。 I'm trying to patch things up with Gloria.
我一直觉得稍微打扮一下是最好的。 I always feel that the slightly dressier look is the best thing.
我选择打领带。 I would go with the tie.
你是对的，谢谢。 you're right. thank you.
不客气。 not at all.
谢谢。 thank you.
请问中级法语班怎么走？ uh,where is intermediate French?
别来烦我。 don't bother me,please.
你能给我指个方向吗？ well,could you point me in the right direction.
别烦我，我就是讨厌这样。 do not bother me! I just hate that!
Gloria!
Ivan，你在这里干什么？ Ivan,what are you doing here?
-你溜出去了，我们该谈谈的。-不，我没有溜走。 -you snuck out. we were gonna talk. -no,I didn't sneak out.
是你把闹钟关了，害我上课迟到。 you shut the clock off. you made me late for this class.
我在给我们做早饭。我们该谈谈的。 I was cooking us breakfast. we were gonna talk.
我是老师，我有课。我得准时，我的班级在等着了。 I'm the teacher,I have a class. I have to be on time,my class is waiting.
能让他们等10分钟吗？我们去公园谈谈。 look. look. listen. can they hold it for 10 minutes? Let's go to the park.
不，他们不能，Ivan。 no,they can't,Ivan.
这是什么课？ what's the class?
交流课。 it's conversation.
他们就不能自己聊聊吗？ well,couldn't they just chat?
不，他们不能就自己聊。 no,they can't just chat.
听着，我们5点在这里见，行吗？ now,look. meet me here at 5:00,all right?
不，Gloria，我不能约在5点。 no,Gloria. I can't meet you at 5:00.
7点见我。 meet me at 7:00.
不行，我做不到。我约了晚饭，为什么不能5点见？ no,I can't do that. I've got a supper thing. why can't you meet me at 5:00?
我要和Alice Detroit会面。 uh,IIve gotta meet with Alice Detroit.
她会是我这部戏的女主角。 she's,uh,gonna do the lead in my play.
你为什么不能改下你的约饭？ why can't you change your supper thing?
因为我不能。 because I can't.
-你不能？-不能。吃早饭的时候再谈怎么样？ -you can't? -no. how about breakfast?
明天？我们要等到明天？ tomorrow? we gotta wait till tomorrow?
对，明天，我们再…行吧？ yeah. we'll--tomorrow,all right?
等等，明天不行。 wait a minute. I can't tomorrow.
明天我要见Finestein和布景设计师。 I gotta meet Finestein and the set designer.
我们要么现在谈，要么等六个月。 ook. either we talk now or we wait six months,Gloria.
-你的领带怎么回事？-怎么了？ -what's with your tie? -what?
-这是你的领带吗？-是，怎么说？ -is that your tie? -yeah. why?
我不知道。它系得很滑稽。 I don't know. It's tied funny.
你不会在弥合我们关系的事情上冒险吧？Gloria，拯救我们的婚姻。 you wouldn't wanna risk patching things up,Gloria,save our marriage?
-Gloria。-不，不。 -Gloria. -no. no.
他叫你“你”，不是“你们”。 he called you tu,not vous.
你站住我的中级交流课班级面前。 you're standing in front of my intermediate conversation class.
我们不是正在上中级交流课吗？ we're not having an intermediate conversation?
我们正在上的是初级交流课？ we're having a beginner's conversation?
别讲了，Ivan，够了。 please,Ivan. please!
你今晚又不会回家了对吧？ you're not coming home again tonight?
我不确定。 I'm not sure.
这是什么意思？ what does that mean?
不回家。 no.
你们听见了吗？不回家！ you hear that? no!
不，Ivan，我不会为了另一个男人离开你。 no,no. Ivan,I'm not leaving you for another man.
那Larry是谁？他不是另一个男人？他是只鸭子？ who's Larry? he's not a man? he's a duck?
Larry Kotzwinkle是一个亲密的朋友，他的生活有点不稳定，他需要我。 Larry Kotzwinkle is an intimate friend whose life is faltering slightly,who needs me.
你有你的百老汇，你不需要我。 you have your Broadway show. you don't need me.
Gloria，你对我们做了什么？ Gloria,what are you doing to us?
Ivan，我在伤害你。 oh,Ivan,I'm hurting you.
这是你这个月里对我说的最友善的话，“ Ivan，我在伤害你。” that's the kindest thing you've said to me in a month. "oh,Ivan,I'm hurting you. "
Ivan，我不想和你白头偕老。 Ivan,I don't want to grow old with you.
明白了，“友善”结束了，嗯？ I see we're finished with kindness,huh?
我们现在进入仇视与心碎的阶段。 we're now moving to hatefulness and heartbreak.
行吧。 well--
你之后准备去哪里？ where are you gonna be?
-格洛斯特，在马萨诸塞州。-不是为了我，是为了孩子们。 -it's in Gloucester,Massachusetts. -not for me,for the kids.
我知道，我知道。我会留下号码。 I know! I know! I'll write out the number. I'll give--
-Larry在那里有一所房子。-在格洛斯特？ -Larry has a house there. -in Gloucester?
-对，在格洛斯特。-这可真是太好了，还有海呢。 -yes,in Gloucester. -that's great. the sea.
你有病，Gloria。 you're sick,Gloria.
-我有病？-对，你有病。 -I'm sick,hmm? -yeah,you're sick.
你不能对一个男人、对你的孩子承诺。 you can't commit to a man to your children.
我不能对一个男人承诺？我有过四个丈夫。 I can't commit to a man? I've had four husbands!
对你来说男人如衣服，你一有需求就换掉。 you'd probably abandon your clothing if it made any emotional demand on you.
说什么呢你？ what are you talking about?
Gloria，我已经试过了。 Gloria,I have tried with you.
我一直对你忠诚、爱慕、关心。 I have been faithful. I have been loving. I have been caring.
这些你一条都没做到。 oh,you have been none of those things.
你他妈一天14小时对着打字机。 you're at the goddamn typewriter 14 hours a day.
我对着打字机是因为我他妈是个作家！ I'm at the goddamn typewriter because I'm a goddamn writer!
我孤独，Ivan！ I'm lonely,Ivan!
下课。 class dismissed.
这不像是Travalian的作风，迟到。通常他都会早到20分钟。 [ Kreplich ] this isn't like Travalian to be late. usually he's 20mins early.
别担心，我们正好读读剧本。 not to worry. this gives us a chance to get the play read.
你们投了那么多钱进去，而你们还没读—— [ Kreplich ] you're putting up all that money,and you haven't--
任何Alice Detroit主演的戏都不需要读。 any play with Alice Detroit in the lead doesn't have to be read.
好吧，但是，为了他，你们就假装一下读过吧。 [ Kreplich ] yes,but just sort of pretend for him that you read the play.
他有点敏感的。 he's a little high strung.
别担心，我们喜欢他的戏。超喜欢。 not to worry. we love his play. love it!
他在找什么？ what's he looking for?
这里除了我们和那对东方情侣没别人了。 there's nobody here but us and that oriental couple.
Travalian，在这里。 Travalian! here.
抱歉，我走丢了，我迟到了多久？ I'm sorry. I lost the address. how late am I?
2小时10分钟。 two hours and 10 minutes.
天啊。我是Ivan Travalian。 oh,my god. I'm Ivan Travalian.
嗨，你好。 hi. how are you? hi.
-你们是谁？-“你们是谁”你在开玩笑。 -who are you guys? -"who are you guys? " Kidding.
-赞助商。-他是Patrick。他是Jackie。-赞助商，Ivan。 -the dickers. -he's Patrick. he's Jackie. -the dickers,Ivan.
当你的戏有了赞助商，你就有了大事业。 when you have the dickers on a show,you have greatness.
世界上没有比Jackie更好的会计师了。 there is no better accountant in the world than Jackie dicker.
对吧，Jackie？ am I right,Jackie?
Patrick才是会计师，我是律师。 Patrick's the accountant. I'm the lawyer.
看看你有了什么？俩兄弟——一个会计师，一个律师。 see what you got? two brothers--one an accountant,one a lawyer.
生就为了大事业。 born for greatness.
我们会赞助你130万，我们自己的钱。 we're backing you with $1,300,000 our own money.
这么多钱？这戏这么贵？ that much,huh? it costs that much?
这很便宜。因为Arnold Kreplich先生是个优秀的制作人。 that's cheap. that's because Arnold Kreplich is a superb producer.
百老汇先生。 Mr.Broadway.
行啦，你们弄得我怪不好意思的，真的。 ah,come on,guys. you're embarrassing me. really.
再说你们已经吸引到了Alice Detroit这样的大明星来主演。 and you've attracted a major,major star in Alice Detroit for the lead.
钱就像存了银行一样安全。我们也许都可以谈谈托尼奖了。 money in the bank. we're probably talking Tonys.
Ivan和我会在5点和她会面，喝点酒，谈一谈，解决一些事情。 Ivan and I are gonna meet her at 5:00, have a drink,chat,clean up a few things.
-我以为主演已经定了她了。-会有麻烦吗？ -I thought she was all set. -there's no trouble? is there?
麻烦？你开玩笑吗？ trouble? are you kidding?
我想我应该告知你们，我的妻子，Gloria， I think you guys oughta know my wife,Gloria,
和一个叫Larry Kotzwinkle的会计师在搞婚外恋。 is having an affair with an accountant named Larry Kotzwinkle.
-我们认识他吗？-我们认识Izzy Kotzwinkle，但他有点老。 -do we know him? -we know Izzy Kotzwinkle,but he's kind of old.
Larry多大了？ how old is Larry?
四十多，奔五了。 forties. late 40s.
哦天，不。Izzy现在一定有80了。 oh,god,no. Izzy must be 80 by now.
你为什么要在生意饭局上讲这个事情？ why do you wanna bring a thing like that up at a business lunch?
我好难过。 I'm so depressed.
剧作家啊哈。 playwright.
我认为这是个历史性事件。 I see it as a historic event.
两个天才的第一次会面，就像梅西百货与吉贝儿百货那样。 two major talents meeting for the first time,like Macy and Gimbel.
Arnold，你在说什么呀？ Arnold,what are you saying?
梅西百货与吉贝尔百货。起来，起来。 Macy and Gimbel. come on. come on.
别胡说，我头疼。 don't talk crazy. I got a headache.
能系上你的领带吗？我们得出发了。 will you put your tie on! we gotta get going.
我要敞着领子，更好莱坞。 I'm going in open collar. more hollywood.
我们在做戏剧，你应该系上你的领带。 we're doing theater. you should have your tie on.
什么事？Knoph小姐，是你吗？ what? Miss.Knoph? is that you?
抱歉，Kreplich先生，我敲门又太轻了吗？ I'm sorry,Mr.Kreplich. did I knock too softly again?
我不喜欢小小声的敲门，如果你要敲门，你就敲。 I don't like a mousy knock,Miss.Knoph. if you're gonna knock,knock!
我知道，我知道，抱歉。 I know. I know. I'm sorry.
好吧，那什么事？ well,what is it?
哦，对，抱歉。有个Handke先生来采访你，他是百老汇之声节目的。 oh,yeah. sorry. there's a Mr.Handke here to interview you from Voice of Broadway.
这是从柏林向全欧洲的武装部队广播的英语节目。 that's an english language program broadcast all over Europe from Berlin for armed forces radio.
Knoph小姐，我和Travalian先生要去Plaza酒店见Alice Detroit小姐了。 Miss.Knoph,Mr.Travalian and I are going to the Plaza to see Miss.Alice Detroit.
但他说是你叫他来的。 but he said you asked him to come.
-Knoph小姐！-抱歉。 -Miss.Knoph! -I'm sorry.
摆脱掉他。 get rid of him.
好了，Travalian，走。 okay,Travalian,let's go.
关于和那位小姐的会面，我忘了告诉你一件小事。 there's one little thing I forgot to tell you about the meeting with the lady.
没什么好生气或者反应过度的。 it's nothing to get upset about or overreact.
但有一个细节我忘记解决了。 but there's one detail I forgot to work out.
你这样抱着我，干嘛？ you're hugging me,Arnold. why?
听着。 listen.
我骗了你。 I lied.
-什么？-Alice Detroit还没有答应演这部戏。 -what? -Alice Detroit has not agreed to do the play.
什么？你告诉我她已经签下这部戏了。 what? you told me she was signed to do this play.
你告诉了《邮报》《时报》。我读了。 you told the Post. you told the Times. I read it.
我这么做是为了戏好。你可以说服她的。 I did it for the good of the play. you can convince her.
你是说你骗了我，骗了所有人？ you mean to tell me that you lied to me,to everybody?
告诉他们我们有大明星，但我们其实没有？ told them we had this superstar,and we didn't?
现在你要我去酒廊，去说服—— now you want me to go to the palm court and conv--
-你要去哪里？-去见我的律师。 -where are you going? -to see my lawyer.
不。她几乎已经被说服了。 no. she's nearly convinced.
你把门锁了，Arnold。 you locked the door,Arnold.
这是小事一桩，我发誓。 it's a piece of cake,I swear.
把门钥匙给我。 give me the key to the door.
你把钥匙扔出窗了。 you threw the key out the window.
我跟你说，她的律师说她已经90%被说服了。 saysI'm telling you. her lawyer she's 90% convinced.
我不想要90%。我不需要90%。 I don't want 90%. I don't need 90%.
我要100%。我要的是一个完整的人。 I need 100%. it's a whole person I need.
这是个要求很高的角色。这太疯狂了，这是51楼。 see,it's a demanding part. this is crazy. this is 51 stories.
你没准会砸死人的。 you could've killed someone.
Ivan，你要做的就是和她聊天。 Ivan,all you gotta do is is chat with her.
你要做的就是做你自己，要有魅力，要温文尔雅。 all you gotta do is be yourself. be charming. be debonair.
我老婆都跑了，你要我有魅力，要我温文尔雅？ my wife left me,Arnold. you want me to be charming and debonair?
Ivan，你想喂饱你在市中心的孤儿院吗？ Ivan,you wanna feed your orphanage downtown?
如果你不能说服Alice Detroit， if you do not convince Alice Detroit,
赞助商无论如何都不会给我们130万。 the dickers will not give us the $1,300,000 under no circumstances!
没有如果，没有然后，没有但是，没有演出！现在你打算怎么做？ no ifs,no ands,no buts,no show! now,what do you wanna do?
Detroit小姐？抱歉我们来迟了。 Miss.Detroit? Sorry we're late.
Ivan Travalian.
Travalian先生，见到你太让我激动了。 Mr.Travalian,I am so thrilled to meet you.
你知道我读过你写的所有东西吗？我真的是你的粉丝。 do you know that I've read everything you've written? I'm really a fan.
不。这位才是Travalian先生。 no. this is Ivan Travalian.
我是Arnold Kreplich，制作人。 I'm Arnold Kreplich,the producer.
我搞砸了，抱歉。我该早意识到的。 I blew it already. I'm sorry. I should have known that.
我看起来不像个作家，我猜。 I don't look like I write,I guess.
你就不能死，对吧？ couldn't you just die?
-是的。-什么意思？ -yes. -in what sense?
Plaza酒店，维瓦尔第，小提琴，香槟，所有的东西。 the Plaza. Vivaldi. violins. champagne. everything.
-他喜欢Plaza酒店。-我知道为什么，太漂亮了。 -he loves the Plaza. -I can see why. it's so beautiful.
那么，你住在加州，是吗？ so,uh,you live in California,right?
是的，当然，我爱那里。你去过那里吗，Travalian先生？ yes,absolutely. I love it. do you spend time in california Mr.Travalian?
-他爱加州。-他不爱加州，Arnold。 -he loves California. -he does not love California,Arnold.
我是说，你根本不在乎我爱不爱加州。 I mean,you don't really care if I love California or not.
Ivan，拜托，她只是随便聊聊。 Ivan,for god's sake,she's just making a little chitchat.
-Detroit小姐，我能跟你说实话吗？-当然，我正希望如此。 -Miss.Detroit,could I level with you? -yes. I wish you would.
这不是说实话的好时候。 his is no time to level.
这个人Arnold Kreplich非常想让你演我的戏，于是他骗了我。 this man,Arnold Kreplich,was so anxious to have you in my play,he lied to me.
他告诉我你会演那个角色。 he told me you were doing the part.
通常我很乐意坐下来跟你聊聊我的戏， now,normally I would love to sit and chat with you,talk to you about my play,
如果你愿意出演的话。 if you were committed to do the thing.
不，我还没有答应出演。 no,I have not committed to do your play.
好吧，我是说，我只是觉得有点不舒服，你明白吗？ well,I mean,I just feel a little strange,you know?
我觉得我不能把我的戏卖给别人。 I-I-I mean,I don't feel like I can sell my play to somebody.
我花了两年时间来写这部戏。我不想像个推销员一样四处兜售它。 I spent two years of my life writing it. I don't want to be a salesman try to sell it.
但你不用去推销它，我是说你的戏闪闪发光，会洛阳纸贵的。 but you don't have to sell it. I mean,your play is brilliant. it sells itself.
“-洛阳纸贵”，你听到了吗？-听到了。 -"sells itself. " did you hear that? -I heard that.
那么，你愿意出演吗？ so,do you want to do it or not?
好吧，我也想跟你说实话，行吗？ okay,what I'd like to do is level with you,all right?
我很害怕。我不知道我能不能做到。 I'm scared. I don't know if I can do it.
Travalian先生，我从来没有在舞台上演出过。 Mr.Travalian,I have never worked on the stage.
我演电影。 I work in movies.
那是我的工作。 that's my business. that's where I work.
我不知道我能不能回到这里，在百老汇的演出中担任主角。 I don't know if I can come back here and carry a lead in a Broadway show.
公园里有眼神忧伤的女孩，我都能多次注意到。 I saw sad-eyed girls in the park three times.
我知道一个女演员什么时候适合这个角色，我就是知道。 I know when an actress is right for a part. I just know it.
你是这个角色的完美人选。 you're perfect for the part.
-“完美人选”，你听到了吗？-听到了。 -"perfect for the part. " did you hear that? -yes,I heard that.
-这是什么药？-阿司匹林。 -what are those pills? -Aspirin.
为什么？你为什么想让我出演？ why? why did you ask me to do the play?
我写的这部戏是很严肃的戏… the play I wrote is a serious play…
但却用喜剧的形式展现。 written in a comic mode,all right?
它渴求一个能赋予它智慧与真理的女演员。 it requires an actress that's gonna bring an intelligence and a truth to it.
但与此同时，这位演员还必须有趣。 but at the same time,she has to be able to be funny.
-她得表现得像个愚者。-“愚者” -she has to act like a ditz. -"ditz. "
我知道你没什么舞台经验，Detroit小姐, now,I know you haven't had much stage experience,Miss.Detroit,
但是你已经有了，Morris Finestein，他是最好的导演。 but you've had some,and Morris Finestein is the best director with actors.
他是最好的。 he's the best.
他会和你一起工作。我也会一起。 he'll work with you. I'll be there.
我不知道。如果我不认为你能做到，我就不会在这里，Detroit小姐。 I don't know. I wouldn't be here,Miss.Detroit,if I didn't think you could do it.
是啊，我听说过你的眼光独道。 yeah. I've heard that about you.
那么，你愿意出演吗？ so,you wanna do it?
愿意。是的。 yeah. yes.
-你会出演？-是的。当然！ -you'll do it? -yes. yes!
-你会出演？-是的。-你会演这部戏？ -you'll do it? -yes. -you'll do the play?
Ivan，她会出演。你太棒了！你太棒了！ Ivan,she'll do the play. you were wonderful! you were wonderful!
他现在有点痛苦，他妻子和一个会计师出轨了。 he's a little miserable right now. his wife is sleeping with an accountant.
可喜可贺！我们有大明星了！ it's a celebration! we got a star!
-我要去找赞助商。-去吧。 -I gotta get the dickers. -go ahead.
生活到底是美好的，对吧？ well,life is certainly great when it works out,isn't it?
干一杯？ would you like to make a toast?
好的。 oh,yeah.
为了这部戏，为了你和我。 for the play. for you and me.
Detroit小姐——我能叫你Alice吗？ Miss.Detroit--could I call you Alice?
Alice，你为什么要香槟配阿司匹林呢？ Alice,why do you take Aspirin with champagne?
哦，香槟让我头疼。 oh,champagne gives me a headache.
Geraldo，你去收拾垃圾！ Geraldo,you're bagging garbage!
我已经连续两天收拾垃圾了！ I bagged the garbage two days in a row now!
好的。你是个专家了。Iggy，你洗盘子。Debbie，你擦干。 good. you're an expert. Iggy,you're washing. Debbie,you're drying.
-Spike。-还在吃。 -Spike. -eating.
妈妈在熨我的薰衣草色裙子。 [ Bonnie ] mommy was ironing my lavender dress.
她肯定拿走了，我在房里找不到。 she must have taken it. it's gone from my room.
-那就穿另一条裙子。-但这是唯一一条合身的裙子。 -so wear another dress. -but that's the only dress that fits.
那就穿一条不合身的。 so wear one that doesn't fit.
好的，我们吃过早饭了，我们在洗盘子。 okay,we had breakfast. we're washing dishes.
我们收拾垃圾，我们苟住了，对吧？ we're bagging garbage. we're surviving,right?
-别算上我。-对，我们过得挺好。 -[ Geraldo ] not me! -[ Igor ] yeah,we're doing beautifully.
你是想试着把这些燕麦片清理一下， you wanna take a whack at cleaning the oatmeal out of this,
还是我明天再买一份？ or should I just buy another one for tomorrow?
-我能问你们几个问题吗？-能，什么事？ -can I ask you something,all of you? -yeah. what?
你们怎么从来不提你们的妈妈？ how come you never talk about your mother?
你们怎么从来不提她的名字？ how come you never bring up her name?
有点诡异，不觉得吗？ a little weird,don't you think?
- 我们谈论过她。 -是的，很多次。 -[ Geraldo ] we talk about her. -[ Debbie ] yeah,lots.
我们只是不在你面前谈论她，因为这会让你发疯。 we just don't talk about her in front of you 'cause it gets you crazy.
哦，我明白了。 oh,I see.
你觉得我妈是永远离开这里了吗？ [ Spike ] hey,you figure my mom has moved out of here for good or what?
不。绝对不是。 no. absolutely not.
当她离开我爸的时候，她确信是永远离开。 when she left my father,she sure moved out for good.
对，离开我爸时也一样。 [ Geraldo ] yeah,my father too. same thing.
对，离开我们的爸时也一样。 [ Debbie ] yeah,same for us when she left our father.
Gloria有一个无法否认的蛋疼履历，爸。 [ Igor ] oh Gloria's got one undeniable goddamn record,pop.
你打败不了她的天性。 you can't knock her on consistency.
现在和以前几次都不一样。 well,those other times were different.
为什么？ why?
你是不是该去搭地铁了，Geraldo？ isn't it time you hit the subway,Geraldo?
我们只是想保护你，不想让你心碎，仅此而已。 we're just trying to protect you from getting your heart broken. that's all.
我知道。我知道。 I know. I know.
你说的话我一个字也听不懂。 I haven't understand one word of your babbling.
她不合适，她太成熟了，你同意吗？ she's wrong. do you agree? she's too mature.
我已经从初稿中把这句删除了。它怎么会出现在试镜页里？ I cut the line out of the first draft. what's it doing in the audition pages?
放松点。 just take it easy.
-谢谢。-Albie？ -thank you. -Albie?
Albie!
-你这样让一个老人等着，你应该觉得不安。-抱歉。 -it should worry you that you're keeping an old man waiting. -I'm sorry.
-Albie！-我已经等了45年了。 -Albie! -I've been waiting for 45 years.
我们下一个就说到你了。这真是特别的表演，Grunella，真的。 we'll get to you next. that was very special,Grunella. really.
我们下周会给你的经纪人打电话，谢谢，真的。 we'll call your agent next week. thank you. really.
-Albie他妈去哪里了？-Albie是谁？ -where the hell is Albie? -who is Albie?
-Albie，舞台监督。-舞台监督是Seth。 -Albie,the stage manager. -the stage manager is Seth.
Seth Shapiro。他就在那边。你这是怎么了？ Seth Shapiro. he's over there. what is the matter with you?
别烦我，Albie。饶了我吧。 don't bug me,Albie. just give me a break here.
-我告诉过你试镜页的问题—— -Ivan！Ivan！ -I told you about the audition pages-- -Ivan! Ivan!
-干嘛？-Albie他妈的是哪个？ -what? -who the hell is Albie?
你想知道Albie是谁吗，Morris？ you wanna know who Albie is,Morris?
我这就告诉你Albie是谁，因为我觉得你应该知道。 I'm gonna tell you who Albie is,because I think you should know.
Albie是Gloria在沙宣的理发师。 Albie is goddamn Gloria's haircutter at sassoon's.
而他把一切都告诉我了，一切。 see? and he has told me everything,Morris. everything.
她是怎么遇到Kotzwinkle的，在哪里，什么时候，为什么，多频繁。 how she met Kotzwinkle. where. when. why. how often.
关于他们在阿蒙克的工作周末。 about their little,uh,work weekends in Armonk.
关于他位于格洛斯特的狗日的海滩小屋。 about his goddamn beach shack in Gloucester.
关于他那双亲切喜人的眼睛。 about his simpatico eyes.
关于他那慵懒、柔和的，总是他妈挂在脸上的微笑。 about his laid-back,mellow,goddamn constant smile.
难怪你顶着这个发型。 that's why the hairdo.
-监视你的妻子。-对，这就是这个发型的由来—— -spying on your wife. -yes,that's exactly why the hair--
情况不妙，Morris，相信我。 this has not been pretty,Morris. believe me when I tell you it.
剧作家啊哈。 playwright.
可卡因，兴奋剂，海洛因。注射它，鼻吸它。我得卖了它。 coke,speed,smack. you shoot it,snort it. I gotta sell it.
听着，我孩子也卖这些。 look. my kid's in the business.
好吧。 all right.
-但我不想跑步。-来吧，Iggy，我很难过，我需要陪伴。 -but I don't wanna run. -come on,Iggy. I'm depressed. I need company.
妈的，你只是想让我陪你。 goddamn. all you want me around for is company.
这个周末你想花钱去看滚石乐队吗？ you want money for Rolling Stones this weekend?
你不知羞耻吗？ have you no shame?
我坚定拒绝陪你跑步，句号。 I absolutely refuse to go running with you,period.
Gloria打算带着孩子一起走吗？ is Gloria taking the kids with her?
不，他们会回到他们的父亲身边，他们的父亲想要回他们。 no. they're going back to their fathers. their fathers want 'em back.
没有Gloria，我们没法养五个孩子。我承担不了。 we're not exactly set up for five kids and no Gloria. I couldn't handle that.
-我以为Geraldo的父亲在西班牙。-没错。当心。 -I thought Geraldo's father was in spain. -he is. watch it.
-天啊，我讨厌跑步。-别抱怨，你一抱怨我就难过。 -god,I hate this! -don't complain. it depresses me when you complain.
那么，我们要留下Geraldo吗？ so,do we keep Geraldo or what?
-你不喜欢 Geraldo吗？-你在开玩笑吗？我为Geraldo着迷。 -you don't like Geraldo? -are you kidding? I'm crazy about Geraldo.
-那我们留下他。-好。 -so let's keep him. -good.
这些塑料是怎么回事？ what's with all this plastic,uh--
干嘛？我们要在室内野餐吗？ what? are we having an indoor picnic?
Gloria那里需要一些东西。 [ Igor ] Gloria needed some stuff for her place.
我不会小题大做的，好吗？ I wouldn't make a big deal here,okay?
没关系，Geraldo，你妈妈不是坏人。 it's all right,Geraldo. your mother's not a bad person.
她只是暂时疯了。 she's just temporarily insane.
所以她拿走了我们的餐具。 that's why she took our silverware.
太好了，我觉得你让他振作起来了，非常好。 great. I think you cheered him up. that was very good.
Geraldo，别走开。 uh! uh! Geraldo! Geraldo! oh! oh! stay.
坐下。 sit.
在这个家里，我们都很难过。 we are all depressed in this family.
我们难过，但是会在一起，没有“离开”。 we will all stay depressed together. no "leavesies. "
我们的妈妈来告诉我们她到底怎么了， [ Bonnie ] our mom came here to tell us what was going on with her,
来解释要把我们丢给生父的事。 to explain about moving to our fathers'.
好吧，听着。我觉得现在最好的办法就是… all right. look. I think the best thing here is just…
我们都开诚布公地谈谈自己的处境对吧？ we all just talk openly about our situation,right?
这是最健康的做法。 it's the healthiest thing to do.
好吧，Spike。关于家里的状况你有什么要说的吗？ all right,Spike. what do you have to say about the family situation?
让我想想。妈妈来拿厨房用品时我跟她谈过了。 let's see. I talked to mom when she came in for the other kitchen stuff.
还有什么厨房用品？我以为她把餐具拿走了。 What other kitchen stuff? I thought she just took the silverware.
那本来就是她的餐具！他妈的！ [ Debbie ] it was her silverware! damn it!
谁说不是了？我说那不是她的餐具了吗？ so who said it wasn't? I say it wasn't her damn silverware now?
-我那么说了吗?？没有没有。-你说了！ -did I say that? no,no. -yes,you did!
我说她疯了。我没说她是个大盗。 I said she was insane. I did not say she was a crook.
我知道区别。Willy Sutton（银行劫匪）是个大盗。 I know the difference. Willy Sutton was a crook.
希特勒是个疯子。Ophelia不是大盗。 Hitler was insane. Ophelia was not a crook.
到底怎么了？ what the hell was that?
你让别人说出他们的想法，但是你不听。 you ask people to say what's on their minds,and then you don't listen.
是啊，我这样做了。我知道了。 yeah,I do that. I know it.
我是个糟糕的、不负责任的人，Debbie。请你原谅我。 I'm a rotten,irresponsible man,Debbie. I beg you to forgive me.
我爸讨厌我们。 [ Debbie ] my father hates us.
不，不是这样的，Deb。不是。 no,that's not true,Deb. no.
我甚至没有见过他的新妻子。 I've never even met his new wife.
她——她人挺好的。我见过她。 she's--she's nice. I met her.
我跟她喝过一杯。她人挺好的，Deb。 I…I had a drink with her. she was real nice,Deb.
她很期待见到你。 she was excited about seeing you.
那不是真的。 that's not true.
你妈妈会回来的—— your mom will be back--
你将不再是我爸了，就像Lefty和Juan-Phillipe一样。 you're not my father any more than Lefty was or Juan-Phillipe was.
我妈从不回头。 my mom's not coming back.
她从不回头。她就只会离开。 she never comes back. she just leaves.
我受够了你明白吗？ I'm so sick of this! do you know that?
我能想象到。 I can imagine.
不，你想象不到。 no,you can't imagine.
不能？ no?
我真的受够了。 I am really sick of it.
我有一个亲生妹妹，7个继兄弟，7个继姐妹。 I've got one natural sister,seven stepbrothers and seven stepsisters.
我有20多个阿姨和26个叔叔。 I've got more than 20 aunts and 26 uncles precisely.
我有9个祖父母和5个曾祖父母。 I've got more than nine grandparents and five great grandparents.
仅在美国我就有200多个堂表亲。 I've got more than 200 cousins in America alone.
你什么时候能阻止这一切，嗯？ when are you gonna stop this,huh?
嗯？我不想住到康涅狄格州的格林威治去。 huh? I don't want to live in Greenwich,Connecticut.
Bonnie也不想。 neither does Bonnie.
但我们要去了，Ivan。 but we're gonna,Ivan.
我们要去了。 we're gonna.
如果我们讨厌那里怎么办？ what happens if we hate it?
然后怎么办？ then what?
你在那里会过得很难，Deb。 you're certainly in a bind there,Deb.
肯定会的。 you certainly are.
我永远不会结婚。 I wouldn't ever get married.
哪怕你花150收买我。 even if you paid me $150.
永不。 never.
今生永不。 not in my whole entire life.
这是个誓言。 and that's a promise too.
我想我会在代托纳交到很多朋友。 [ Spike ] you know,I guess I'll make a lot of friends in Daytona.
我又不是真的孤单一人，Ivan。 it's not like I'm really gonna be alone,Ivan.
那里还有我爸的其他孩子。 there's all my dad's other kids and all.
一个整体，对吧？ there's a whole team too,right?
我想我会有很多朋友。 I guess I'll have plenty of friends.
这里欢迎你留下来，Spike。 you're invited to stay here,Spike.
你知道吗？我想让你知道。 you know? I want you to know that.
只要我有家，你就有家。 you always got a home if I got one.
等我和你妈吵完了， and when your mom and I are finished with this arguing business,
我希望你马上回到这里。 I expect you'll come whipping right back here.
是啊，我妈从来不会从争吵中回头，Ivan。 yeah. my mom doesn't ever get over arguing ever,Ivan.
如果我是你，我就不会等她了，好吗？ so if I were you,I'd stop waiting for her to,okay?
我是说，当她和我爸分手的时候，我不得不等了她很长一段时间。 I mean,I had to do that for the longest time when she and my dad first broke up.
她从不回头。 she never came back.
我是说，她先是改嫁了Juan-Phillipe。然后她又改嫁了你。 I mean,first she married Juan-Phillipe. then she married you.
她甚至都没有想过我爸，我知道这就是事实。 she didn't even think about my dad. I know that for a fact.
她一旦发怒，就会一直发怒。 when she's mad,she just stays mad.
这就是为什么我从不让她对我动真火，你知道吗？ that's why I never let her get real mad at me,you know?
我就是得确定她不会。 I just make sure she doesn't.
如果我让她对我动真火了，我就没有妈了，对吧？ if I did let her get real mad at me,I'd have no mom,right?
那就糟了。 and that would be awful.
天啊，Debbie，爸爸来了。 [ Bonnie ] oh,god,Debbie. there's daddy.
哦，天。 [ Debbie ] oh,god.
我真是受够了。 [ Bonnie ] I really feel sick.
如果你开始哭，Bonnie，我就揍你一顿。 [ Debbie ] if you start crying,Bonnie,I'm gonna bat you one.
我没哭。 [ Bonnie ] I'm not crying.
他把他们都带来了。 [ Debbie ] he brought 'em all.
那个卷发的孩子是谁? 爸爸的还是她的？ [ Bonnie ] who's the curly-haired kid? dad's or hers?
她的。 [ Debbie ] hers.
走吧。 [ Bonnie ] let's go,okay?
你们准备好了吗？ you guys ready?
-嗨。-嗨，爸爸。 -hi. -hi,daddy.
嗨，甜心。我来拿。 hi,sweetheart. I'll take that.
-继续。嗨，Bonnie。-嗨，爸爸。 -go on. hi,Bonnie. -hi,daddy.
你们将见到你们的兄弟姐妹。我们会玩得很开心。 you're gonna meet your brothers and sisters. we're gonna have a good time.
-嗨。-孩子们，孩子们，跟Debbie和Bonnie打个招呼。 -hi. -kids,kids,come on. say hi to Debbie and Bonnie.
-这是Debbie。这是Bonnie。-嗨，Debbie！ -this is Debbie. this is Bonnie. -hi,Debbie!
大家都上车，我们走吧。 everybody in the car. let's go. come on.
走了。 here we go.
-嘿，Spike。-嗯？ -[ Geraldo ] hey,Spike. -hmm?
-你能帮我个忙吗？-好的。什么事？ -can you do something for me,huh? -yeah. what?
-让你爸爸在这个球上签个名。-没问题，Geraldo。 -ask your dad to sign this ball for me. -sure thing,Geraldo.
-我会非常想念你们的。-我们会写信的，Spike。 -I'm gonna miss you guys a lot. -[ Igor ] we'll write,Spike.
在我妈妈有过的所有家庭中，这是最好的一个。 of all the families that my mom's had,this is the number one best.
小心点，远离垃圾食品，多吃葡萄柚。 just be careful. stay away from the junk food. eat plenty of grapefruit.
-我爸爸会很棒的对吧？-当然。 -my dad's gonna be great,huh? -definitely.
-妈，嗨，妈。-嗨，宝贝。 -mom! hey,mommy! -hey,baby.
-嗨，妈妈。-嗨。 -hi,mom. -hey.
-你和爸爸谈过了吗？-是的，我和他谈过了，他很兴奋。 -have you talked to dad? -yes,I talked to him. he's really excited.
你们会玩得很开心的。 you're gonna have a wonderful time.
我不是很在意。 I don't really mind.
-我爱你，Spofford。-我也爱你，妈妈。 -I love you,Spofford. -I love you too,mom.
你怎么样，Gloria？那个野人待你如何？还行？ how are you doing,Gloria? how's the jungle treating you? okay?
挺好的。你呢？ yeah. yeah. great. you?
好吧。 okay.
从格洛斯特过来的，嗯？ in from Gloucester,huh?
是啊。是啊。嗯——这事很容易。 yeah. yeah. it's,uh--it's really easy.
你在洛根机场搭上东方航空的航班，马上就到。 you get the Eastern shuttle at Logan,comes right in.
它又马上回去了。 it goes right back.
你还能来这里，真是贴心啊。 it was very thoughtful of you to come here.
他是我的孩子，不是吗？ well,he is my kid,isn't he?
那你为什么要把他送回那个未成年人那里？ so how come you're shipping him back to the minors?
Ivan，如果你在这里搞事情， Ivan,if you make a scene here,
我向上帝发誓，我有生之年再也不和你说话了，好吗？ I swear to god I will never speak to you again as long as I live,okay?
-好吧。-好的。 -okay. -okay.
-我们上路吧。-你拿这个。 -let's get this show on the road. -[ Geraldo ] you can take this.
-要我帮你拿吗？-Spike。 -[ Geraldo ] want me to carry this for you? -[ Ivan ] Spike.
再见，Spike。 [ Igor ] see you,Spike.
大家再见。 [ Spike ] bye,guys.
我帮你交机票。 [ Geraldo ] I'll give him your ticket!
等等，Spike。 [ Gloria ] hold on,Spike.
再见。 [ Gloria ] bye-bye.
再见。 [ Geraldo ] bye-bye.
等等我！ [ Geraldo ] Wait!
我不会把这场雪当成我第一天排演的危险信号。 I'm not gonna take this snow as a danger signal on my first day of rehearsal.
我要保持积极的心态。 I'm gonna keep a positive spirit.
-Iggy。-什么事？ -Iggy. -what?
帮我系上这狗日的领带，行吗？ tie this damn thing for me,will you?
你都干了什么啊？ What've you done?
她怎么能在明知我有变装聚会的情况下离开我？ how could she leave me knowing I have dress-up functions?
你怎么能活到40多还不会系领带？ how did you get to be 40 without knowing how to tie a tie?
你不系鞋带，所以别批评我。 you don't tie shoelaces,so don't put me down.
你妈妈过去帮我系领带。在你妈妈之前，是他妈妈。 your mother used to tie my ties. before your mother,his mother.
Geraldo，别闹。 Geraldo,don't.
你会系鞋带吗，小批评家？ can you tie your shoelaces,you little put-down artist?
我不需要系鞋带！我有乐福鞋。 I don't need to tie no shoelaces! I got loafers.
乐福鞋没什么不好的，对吧？ there's nothing wrong with loafers,right?
你是要站在那里一整天，还是要小便？ are you gonna stand there all day,or are you gonna pee?
你看着我尿不出来。 I can't pee with you watching.
为什么？ why not?
我不知道为什么。因为我是个西班牙人。他妈的！ I don't know why not. because I'm spanish. carajo!
慢慢来，就这样。 easy does it. there you go.
含泪的英语是荣耀的英语，永远不要感到羞耻。 English with tears is English with honor. never be ashamed.
Ted和Edith一起把这个德国老人推进语言沉浸袋。 Ted pushes the old German into the language-immersion sack with Edith.
他挣扎起来。 he struggles.
你为什么要这样对我？ why are you doing this to me?
在我进这个袋子之前，你得先进去，好吗？ you've gotta go in the sack before I go in. okay?
好吧。行。 all right. okay.
好吗？好吗？ okay? okay?
好的。好的。好的。 okay. okay. okay.
我再一次学会了以高等学习的名义放下自己的身段。 once again I learned to lower myself in the name of higher learning.
Finestein先生让我们跳过Edith的最后独白。 [ Shapiro ] Mr.Finestein wants us to skip Edith's final monologue.
灯光熄灭，演出结束。 lights fade out. the play is over.
她太完美了，我闻到钱的味道了。 she's perfect. I smell money.
她是天赐的，完全是天赐的。 she is divine. simply divine.
呃，演得真是太棒了，各位。这真是—— uh,um,that was really wonderful,you guys. it was--
Alice，你前途无量。 Alice,you have a future.
谢谢。 thank you.
太好了，真的。比我应得的还多。谢谢。 great. really. more than I deserve. thank you.
好的，大家休息五分钟。然后我们从头再来。 okay,everybody. take five. then we'll start it again from the beginning.
谢谢。演出很棒。 thank you. very nice.
好的，咖啡准备好了，但是不要走太远，因为我很快就需要你们。 okay,the coffee is ready,but don't wander away too far 'cause I'm gonna need you soon.
Alice，你太棒了。 Alice,you were terrific.
虽然这戏没什么社会意义，但也许我们可以让它有趣点——也许—— well,it has no social significance,but maybe we can make it entertaining--maybe--
如果你能修改第二幕戏的话。你记得第二幕的吧。 if you can fix the second act. you remember the second act.
谢谢，Morris。 thank you,Morris.
Finestein怎么说？ what did Finestein say?
他爱这部戏，Arnold。他爱这部戏。 he loves the play,Arnold. he loves it.
给爸爸新鲜的咖啡。 fresh coffee for papa.
谢谢，Ig。 oh,thank you,Ig.
-要我帮你接吗？-不用，让答录机接吧。 -want me to grab that? -no. let the machine get it.
这是Travalian家的电话答录机。 this is the telephone answering machine belonging to the Travalian family.
请在哔声后留言。 please leave your message after you hear the beep.
我的名字是Detroit。是Alice，不是Nathan。 my name is Detroit. Alice,not Nathan.
我本来想打电话来，假装想和你谈谈戏的事，但是… I was going to call and pretend that I wanted to talk with you about the play,but…
事实上，我是独身，而且我有一个小小的，不雅的性幻想… actually I'm alone and I'm having a small,not unsightly sexual fantasy…
描摹着一个和我一样非凡的家伙。 featuring a fellow who looks remarkably like toi-meme.
法语。 French.
Ivan，我会在51分12秒后到达第七大道和西四大道的拐角。 Ivan,I'll be on the corner of 7th avenue and west 4th in exactly 51 minutes and 12 seconds.
现在，我有一个数字手表，很遗憾地说， now,I have a digital watch,sad to say,
晚上11点整的那一刻， making it precisely,at this very moment,11:00 p.m,
如果你不在那里，我也许会自杀，也许不会。 if you're not there,I will either take my life or I will not.
在明天彩排之前你不会知道我做了哪个选择。 you won't know which of those two choices I've made until rehearsal tomorrow.
不过，如果你真的来找我，我会让你觉得很值得。 if you do choose to join me,however,I will make it well worth your while.
Ivan，我知道你妻子甩了你，而我现在孤身一人。 oh,Ivan,I know your wife dumped you,and I'm all alone.
所以管他呢？我是Alice…Detroit。再见。 so what the hell,huh? this is Alice…Detroit. bye.
如果我是你，我会花50分钟打扮… if I were you,I'd spend 50 minutes dressing…
然后花1分12秒冲到第七大道和西四大道的拐角。 and a minute and 12 seconds sprinting to the corner of 7th avenue and west 4th street.
出租车！ taxi!
布里奇波特没有多少亚美尼亚人。 there weren't a whole lot of Armenians in bridgeport.
我的意思是，不是你所说的庞大的亚美尼亚社区。 I mean,not what you would call a huge Armenian community.
事实上，我7岁之前都不是亚美尼亚人。 I actually wasn't an Armenian till I was seven.
-什么？你7岁之前都不是亚美尼亚人？-直到我7岁。 -what? you weren't an Armenian till you were seven? -till I was seven.
你是说你不是天生的亚美尼亚人？你是变成的亚美尼亚人？ you mean you weren't born Armenian? you converted to Armenianism?
对，差不多吧。我是——我是个孤儿。 yeah,sort of. I was--I was an orphan.
我是被收养的。 I was adopted.
真的？ really?
我就是他们所说的被遗弃的孩子。 I was what they call an abandoned child.
我在一个苹果箱里被发现。 I was found in an apple crate…
在西布里奇波特的一个警察局的台阶上。 on the steps of a police station in west bridgeport.
你爸爸是干什么的？ what'd your daddy do?
嗯，他是做苹果箱生意的。 uh,he was in the apple crate business.
不，不，这是个玩笑，对吧？ no. no. that's a joke,right?
是的。他教五年级。 yeah. he taught fifth grade.
-真的？-真的。 -really? -yeah.
你在他班上吗？ were you in his class?
-不在。-不在？ -no. -no?
我不认识亚美尼亚人。 I don't think I've ever known an Armenian.
我是说，除了你。我不确定。 I mean,besides you. I'm not sure about that.
但你怎么知道一个人是不是亚美尼亚人？ but how do you know if someone's Armenian or not?
你总是能分辨出一个亚美尼亚人，因为他的姓和“亚美尼亚人”押韵。 you can always tell an Armenian because his last name rhymes with the word "Armenian. "
亚美尼亚人！ Armenian!
看到了吗？ see that?
这个游戏可能会持续太久，你知道吗？ a game can go on too long,you know?
你想上楼吗？ do you want to go up?
我想我可以。 we could,I suppose.
我觉得我们应该这么做。 I think we should.
-嗯？-是的。 -mm-hmm. -yeah.
你打算和我一起上楼吗？ you planning to do it with me?
我希望如此。是的。 I have hope in that direction. yes.
速战速决，还是在这里过夜？ a quickie,or are you spending the night?
你决定。 lady's choice.
-就在这里，和我？-是的。 -up here with me? -yeah.
我的直觉是…速战速决。 my hunch is…it's a quickie.
你真好，Alice。 you're sensational,Alice.
有什么需要帮忙的吗？ can I help you?
我们只是去她家速战速决。 we're just going up to her house for a quickie.
你说什么？ I beg your pardon?
-你说你住在这里。-我没说我住在这里。 -you said you lived here. -I never said I lived here.
-你说过。-我没有。 -yes,you did. -no,I didn't.
她没说过她住在这里吗？ she didn't say she lived here?
她不住这里。 she doesn't live here.
看到了吧? 我从没说过我住在这里。 see? I never said I did,and I don't.
他真的很坚持，你能不能让我们用别人的地方10到20分钟？ he's really insistent. would you maybe just let us use somebody's place for 10,20 minutes?
嗷！ oh! oh!
你在开玩笑吗？什么？来。你住在哪里？ are you kidding me? what? here. where do you live?
第五大道1048号。 uh,1048 fifth.
好吧。钥匙给我。 all right. give me the key.
-那我呢？-我不知道。 -wha--what about me? -I don't know.
我很焦虑。 I'm very anxious.
我猜每个人都知道，“纽约剧作家——到处睡”，对吧？ I guess everybody figures,"New York playwright--sleeps all over the place. " right?
对，你不是吗？ right. didn't you?
是真的。当然是真的。 it's true. it's true. of course.
只是我从来都不觉得轻松，Alice。 it's just that I never feel at ease,Alice.
我总觉得我在背叛我的妻子。 I always feel I'm cheating on my wife.
-即使是现在。-真的？ -even now. -really?
但是你妻子正和Larry Kotzwinkle住在一起。 but your wife's living with Larry Kotzwinkle.
你怎么会觉得你在背叛她？ how can you feel like you're cheating on her?
我在结婚前就有这种感觉。 I felt that way before I was married.
我从来都不觉得轻松。你呢？ I'm never at ease. are you at ease?
在性关系上？ in sexual relationships?
别告诉我。我不想知道。 don't tell me. I don't want to hear it.
哦，我不知道。 oh,I don't know.
我觉得好像每个和我睡过10次以上的女人，我都必须和她们结婚。 I feel as though every woman I sleep with over 10 times I have to marry.
我知道这个。这是个问题。 I know about that one. that's a problem.
那——你怎么做？你离开了那些女人吗？ what--what do you do? do you leave the woman?
我和她们结婚了。 I marry them.
你——真的？ you--really?
我和Estelle、Gloria有过10次以上—— I went over 10 with Estelle,Gloria--
不然，9次。那是我的极限。 otherwise,nine. that's my limit.
Ivan，我们之间只有这一次。 Ivan,this is only once for us.
再来一次？ double or nothing?
今天是什么日子？ what's the occasion?
我要去参加慈善舞会。 oh,uh,I've gotta go to a charity ball.
在玫瑰园前合影，在那些美人中间。 get my picture taken in front of Roseland,among the beautiful people.
为了卖我的戏票。 what I will do to sell tickets for my play.
你觉得怎么样？Iggy？ what do you think? Iggy?
看情况。 it depends.
如果你和一个大乐队合唱，而且天色很晚了—— if you're singing with a big band and it's real late--
就，凌晨2点。——这很好，完美。 say,2:00 a.m.--it's fine,perfect.
对。这很风趣。谢谢。 yeah. that's funny. thank you.
你会和和你上床的女演员结婚吗？ are you gonna marry this actress you're sleeping with?
那个Alice Detroit。你要和她结婚吗？ this Alice Detroit. are you gonna marry her or what?
你知道吗，如果我不是一个大剧作家，我会成为一个专业的交谊舞者。 you know,if I wasn't a major,major playwright,I would've been a professional ballroom dancer.
真的？ really?
在整个康涅狄格州，没有一个孤儿能比我跳得更好。 there wasn't an orphan in all Connecticut could outdance me.
我已经有10年没这样做了。 I haven't done this in 10 years.
大交谊舞者。你知道吗？ major ballroom dancer. well,you know what?
如果我们住在一起，我们每晚都可以这样跳舞。 if we lived together,we could dance like this every night.
-住在一起？-是的，住在一起。 -live together? -yeah,live together.
-你是说同居？-嗯，同居。 -you mean like together? -mm-hmm. I mean together.
-共起卧那种？-我的地方，你知道的，我有个大房子。 -same house kinda thing? -well,my place. you know I have a huge sublet.
听着，我们不需要做出很大的承诺。我们就试试。 listen. we don't have to make a big--I mean a big commitment. we could just try it.
我家里有孩子，Alice。你不会想试着和孩子们住一起的。 I got kids at home,Alice. you just don't try out living with kids at home.
我对你有强烈的感情。 I have strong,strong feelings for you.
你知道的。 you know that.
我们一起睡过很多很多次，远远超过10次。 we've slept together many,many times. way over 10.
你知道，这对我来说意义重大。 which,as you know,is a significant thing for me.
我知道了！我可以搬去你那里。 I've got it! I could move in to your place.
Alice.
嗯？ hmm?
Alice，请听我说完。 Alice,please,hear me out.
我不能让你搬来住。我不能。 I can't let you move in with me. I can't.
我不能这样对孩子们，我不能这样对我自己，我不能这样对你。 I can't do that to the kids. I can't do it to myself. I can't do it to you.
我在乎你，Alice。我真的在乎你。 I care for you,Alice. I do. I care for you.
但我就是不能好像完婚了一样那么做。这太疯狂了。 but I just can't consummate this thing as though it were a marriage. that's crazy.
好吗？ okay?
你不能搬来和我住。这不可能。 you can't move in with me,Alice. it's just out of the question.
-哇。-哦，Ivan！ -whoa. -oh,Ivan!
Ivan，你能小心点吗，那是我最喜欢的椅子。 Ivan,would you be careful,please? that's my favorite chair.
我是说……Ivan！哦，Ivan！ I mean,it…Ivan! oh,Ivan!
-我可以的，好吗？-你可以？哦，天啊。 -I got it! I got it,all right? -you got it? oh,god.
-我最好帮你一把。-不用，我可以的。 -I better help you. -no,no. I got it. I got it.
你们俩就站在那里干看着。我真不敢相信。你们疯了？过来。 you two standin' there lookin' at me. I can't believe it. are you nuts or what? come on.
抓住这东西的一头，抓住另一头。 grab an end of this thing. grab an end.
-预备？-嗯，抓住它。 -ready? -all right. hold it.
-为了把这玩意弄进车，我老腰都要断了。-你也是？ -I ruptured myself getting this in the truck. -you too?
为了把它弄出车，我头都大了。 I'm doin' brain damage gettin' it out.
Ivan，慢一点。 Ivan,easy!
她没有很多东西要搬。就几个椅子、盒子。 she doesn't have an insane amount. just a couple of chairs,a couple of boxes.
好了。 okay.
谢谢。 thank you.
你要再来点吗，Geraldo？ would you like some more,Geraldo?
我是Igor，他是Geraldo。 I'm Igor. he's Geraldo.
哦，抱歉。 oh,I'm sorry.
分辨他俩很容易。 it's easy to tell 'em apart.
Geraldo说话有西班牙口音。 see,Geraldo speaks with a spanish accent.
你为什么要批评我？ what are you putting me down for that for?
亲爱的，怎么了？ honey,what's the matter?
来，水。 here.
土豆条卡喉咙里了。 I got a chip in my throat.
喝点水。抱歉。 drink some water. I'm sorry.
通常我烤过之后，土豆条会变得很软。 usually when I bake it,the potato chip gets really soft.
不，不，不，不，他这么做是为了让你不舒服。Iggy！ no,no,no,no. he's doing it to make you uncomfortable. Iggy!
天啊，这东西里有土豆条！ jesus,there's chips in this stuff!
喝点水。 drink some water.
没事。我会活下来的。 it's okay. I'm gonna live.
哦，我的天。 oh,my god.
来，水。 here.
谢谢。非常感谢。 thank you. thank you very much.
翻过来，洗衣日。 roll it over! laundry day.
洗衣日，翻过来。 laundry day! roll it over!
Fritz出现，痛哭，抽泣。 [ Seth ] Fritz emerges crying,sobbing.
他开始疯狂地说英语。 he begins to speak in english babbling maniacally.
灯光熄灭，演出结束。 the lights fade to black,and the play is over.
我觉得第二幕有问题。 I think there's a problem with the second act.
好了，各位，刚才的表演，呃，很好，非常好。 okay,everybody,that was,uh,good,good,very good.
我明早第一件事就是做笔记，我们从第二幕开始。 I'll give my notes first thing in the morning. we'll start with act two.
明早10点，第二幕。 [ Seth ] act two at 10:00
-你喜欢这部戏吗？-是的。 -did you like that? -yeah.
好的。祝你愉快。 okay. have a good one.
我觉得你又赢了，Arnold。 I think you've got another winner,Arnold.
从你的嘴到上帝的耳朵，从街区到票房。 from your mouth to god's ears and around the block to the box office.
Morris，Morris。这是第二幕的改稿，就第二幕。 Morris. Morris. this is the second act. just the second act.
哦，就第二幕。 oh. just the second act.
就第二幕。 just the second act.
你外套下面是什么? 偷书？ what's under your coats? stealing books?
你外套下面是什么? 偷书？你必须受到惩罚。 what's under your coats? stealing books? you will have to be punished.
想逃学吗？ trying to play a little hooky,huh?
我听到了。 I heard that.
我叹气总是很大声。 I've always been a loud sigher.
然后呢？ so?
然后，今天晚餐我想尝试一些不同的东西。 so,I think I'd like to try something a little different tonight for dinner.
鱼怎么样？ oh. fish?
不，我是说，也许我们可以出去吃。 no. I mean,maybe eat out.
哦，这很困难。你永远不可能让Igor和Geraldo同意去同一个地方。 oh-ho,that's a hassle. you can never get Igor and Geraldo to agree to the same place.
-去两个地方得花一整天。-Ivan，我是说就我和你。 -going to two places kills the whole day. -Ivan,I meant just you and me.
不带孩子们？ without the kids?
不带。 no.
不，我不是那个意思。 no,I didn't mean that.
是，我就是那个意思。 yes,I did. I did mean that.
Ivan，不是每天都要有孩子的。 Ivan,I didn't think it was gonna mean kids every night.
我有孩子，Alice，我能说什么呢？ I got kids,Alice. what can I tell you?
我知道你有孩子，我是说，只是抱怨这件事，我都感到内疚，Ivan。 I know you have kids. I mean,I really feel guilty for even complaining about it,Ivan.
我爱你的孩子，Ivan。真的。 I love your kids,Ivan. I really do.
我只是觉得…该有点不同。 I just thought it was…gonna be different.
怎么不同？ how so?
我不知道。我是说，我不知道。 I don't know. I mean,I don't know.
我是说，你知道，也许我们可以—— I mean,you know,maybe we could have been--
我想我们可以成为某个团体的一员。 I thought we could be part of a group.
也许是Elaine's的，也许是纽约文学力量组织的。 maybe Elaine's. maybe the New York literary power structure.
也许我们可以和诺曼·梅勒对话。 maybe we could have dialogues with Norman Mailer.
Alice，你到底在说什么啊？ come on,Alice,what the hell are you talking about? what are you saying?
Ivan，两个艺术家住在一起，就像——就像梦露和米勒一样。 Ivan,two artists living together like--like Monroe and Miller.
我是哪个？梦露还是米勒？ who am I,Monroe or Miller?
你为什么总要开玩笑？ why do you always have to make jokes?
快乐? 她想要快乐? 快乐是他妈什么玩意？ happy? she wants happy? who the hell is happy?
我们是纽约的知识分子。 we are New York intellectuals.
我们要开始过得像个纽约的知识分子。 we're gonna start behaving like New York intellectuals.
这意味着文化将开始出现在我们的生活中。 that means culture will start being visible in our lives.
文化——艺术，手工艺，博物馆之旅。 culture--arts,crafts,museum trips.
智力思考。 intellectual thought.
你要么小便要么走开，Geraldo，你快把我逼疯了。 will you either pee or get the hell away from there? Geraldo,you're driving me nuts.
-再给我10秒小便，我只需要10秒，妈的！-行。 -give me 10 more seconds to pee. that's all I need to pee,goddamn it! -you got it.
今晚我们要去现代艺术博物馆看一部罗马尼亚电影， all right,tonight it's a Romanian film at the Museum of Modern Art,
然后是Elaine's之旅… followed by a trip to Elaine's…
我们将在那里进行令人兴奋的交谈，吃意大利面。 where we will have stimulating conversation and pasta.
你知道，我和Geraldo就是喜欢那些罗马尼亚电影。 you know,Geraldo and I just love those Romanian films.
这个星期我们就看了三四次。 we've been to see them three or four times this week.
你要在我刮胡子的时候开玩笑？ you're gonna joke while I shave,huh?
嗯。 mm-hmm.
-你尿好了吗？-快了。 -did you pee yet? -almost.
Elaine是谁？ who's Elaine?
Elaine是家餐厅。 Elaine is the restaurant.
这是餐厅的名字。Elaine's。吸引人们去那里。 that's the name of the restaurant. Elaine's. show people go there.
你会喜欢那里的，孩子。 you're gonna like it,kid.
我和Geraldo明天要上学。 well,Geraldo and I have school tomorrow.
我不管。我给你写请假条。你可以迟到学校。 I don't care. I'll give you a note. you can be late.
你的时间到了，兄弟。 your time's up,fella.
-好了，好了。-好的。 -okay,okay. -okay.
好了，各位。我现在要告诉你们。 all right,you guys. I'll tell you this now.
如果你们不喜欢今晚那部狗日的罗马尼亚电影， if you don't enjoy this goddamn Romanian movie tonight,
如果你们不在Elaine's表现得欢欣雀跃， and if you don't show me visible signs of having fun at Elaine's,
你们下半辈子别想从我这里拿到一分钱。 you can forget about getting a penny from me for the rest of your life.
都没了，没有学费，没有零花钱。 it's out. no tuition. no allowance.
我的遗嘱里没有任何东西，明白了吗？ nothing in my will. is this clear?
糟透了。 that's rotten.
我们在哪里？ where are we?
哦，天啊，我们还在这里。 oh,god,we're still here.
我们是点早餐，还是直接去学校？ should we order breakfast,or just head off to school?
好吧，让我告诉她我们要回家了。 okay,let me just tell her we're gonna go home.
我不想回家，我玩得太开心了。 I don't wanna go home. I'm having too much fun.
嘿，亲爱的，这可真好。 hey,honey. oh,that's good.
要我和你一起回去吗？ shall I come with you?
好的，好的，Seth，就这样。 okay,okay. Seth,that's it.
我要大家7:30回到这里排演难民抵达的场景。 [ Seth ] okay,I want everyone back here at 7:30 for the refugee arrival scene.
好吗? 难民抵达的场景，7:30。排演在7:30。 okay? the refugee arrival scene,7:30. it's gotta be at 7:30.
你改过你的口音了吗，还是你一直都是这么说话的？ have you worked on that accent,or is that the way you've always talked?
这真的很棒。 it was really nice.
这是你的吗？它真美。 is this yours? this is divine.
-谢谢。-多么漂亮啊。 -oh,thank you. -what a fabulous look.
-是啊，我爱它。-你穿着真好看。 -yeah,I love it. -oh,it's great on you.
-谢谢。-它和你的头发很衬。 -thank you. -it goes so well with your hair.
-这个颜色叫什么来着？-蜜桃色。 -what's it called,the color? -peach divine.
可以吃的？ is it edible?
-晚餐愉快。-你也是。 -have a good dinner. -you too.
好的。再见。 okay. bye.
你觉得他是双性恋吗？ do you think he's bisexual?
别傻了，他这辈子从没看过女人。 don't be absurd. the man never looked at a woman in his life.
那，我们回家？ so,are we going home?
哦，呃—— oh,um--
Morris让我和他再过一遍昨晚的第二幕的笔记。 Morris asked me to go over last night's second act notes with him.
我们可以去Joe Allen's吃点东西。 we can catch a bite at Joe Allen's.
我得回家和几个牛仔打打闹闹了。 I gotta go home and sling some hash at a couple of cowboys.
哦，好吧，我们一会儿见，好吗？ oh. okay,well,I'll see you here later,huh?
-好的。-好的。 -yeah. -okay.
妈妈在家里。 mom's home.
嗨，Gloria。 hi,Gloria.
你看起来不错。 you look great.
你也不错。 you look great yourself.
椅子哪里来的？ where'd you get the chair?
那么，你们觉得我把一盘爵士乐磁带放进录音机里，然后我们一起跳舞怎么样？ so,what do you say I pop a funky cassette into the tape deck and we'll all boogie on down?
好吧，好吧，她是谁？ all right,all right,who is she?
行了，Gloria。我是说—— for god's sake,Gloria. I mean--
我就想知道她是谁？这是什么？ I just wanna know who she is. what is this?
Gloria，够了。 Gloria,really.
这是什么，嗯？ what is this,huh?
名牌？ a name tag?
她把名字绣在内衣上？ she sews her name in her underwear?
她是谁，来露营的？ what is she,a camper?
你现在找这么年轻的对象了？ you getting them that young now?
我看不清这个名字，这是什么，上面写的什么？ I can't read this name. what--what is this? what does it say?
"Alice Detroit. "
那个女演员？ the actress?
她在演我的戏。 she's in my play.
你和一个女演员上床？ you're schtupping an actress?
别大呼小叫。 don't be grotesque.
-你带了个女演员进我家？-是的。 -you brought an actress into my home? -yes.
当着我孩子的面？ in front of my children?
一个女演员，Gloria。不是无政府主义者，是女演员。 an actress,Gloria. not an anarchist. an actress.
才过去8个星期——8个倒霉的星期—— it's been eight weeks--eight lousy weeks--
你就把另一个女人带回了我家！ and you brought another woman into my home!
你在开玩笑吗？ are you kidding me or what?
是我订购了那些窗帘和这所房子里的每一件家具， it is I who ordered those curtains and every lick of furniture in this house,
还有你和那个婊子睡在一起的床！ and this bed that you sleep in with that bitch!
Gloria，别再逼逼那张床了， Gloria,sit on your hands on the bed,
闭上你的嘴，不然我拿这把椅子打你。 shut your mouth,or so help me god,I'll hit you with this chair.
那是张桌子！ that is a table!
行了？ okay?
你怎么能这么做? 你怎么能把另一个女人带回我家？ how could you do it? how could you move another woman into my home?
Larry怎么了，Gloria？他把你甩了？ what happened to Larry,Gloria? he dump you or what?
不，不，他当然没有甩了我。 no. no,he most certainly did not dump me.
嗯哼，那这是怎么回事，嗯？ uh-huh. so what's the deal here,huh?
你不是8个星期前离开我的，Gloria，是11个星期前！ you walk out on me not eight weeks ago,Gloria--11 weeks ago!
整整一季都过去了。 a whole season of the year has passed.
那是秋天，人们还在玩橄榄球，现在是冬天，人们都改玩曲棍球了。 it was fall with football in it. it is now winter with hockey in it.
Gloria，回答我。Gloria，到底怎么了？ Gloria,answer me. Gloria,what is going on?
我不知道。 I don't know.
我不知道。我很困惑。 I don't know. I'm so confused.
你要把我逼疯了，你知道吗？要疯了。 you could drive me crazy. you know that? really crazy.
Larry是个绝好的人。 Larry is a wonderful man.
听到这个我可真高兴。 I'm thrilled to hear this.
他是个绝好的人，但他不是你。 he's a wonderful man,but he's not you.
当他擦伤他的腿，我却什么也感觉不到的时候，我就是这么想的。 that's what I figured when he scratched his leg and I felt nothing.
那个人不是我。 this man's not me.
你怎么能在这种时候开玩笑？ how can you joke at a time like this?
我开玩笑，你哭泣，这有什么区别？我们都很痛苦。 I joke. you sob. what difference does it make? we're both miserable.
Ivan，我想念你。 oh,Ivan. Ivan,I miss you.
我想念这个家。 I miss the family.
我想念那些争吵、豆芽、马桶圈。 I miss the bickering and the sprouts. and the toilet seat up.
我想念这些。我想念这些。 I miss it. I miss it.
我知道你会的。 I knew you would.
你爱那个女人吗？ are you in love with this woman?
爱Alice？ with Alice?
不。 no.
不。是Sy Peck，星期天泰晤士报艺术与休闲版块的编辑。 no. with Sy Peck,the Arts and Leisure editor of the Sunday Times.
真有趣。 that was funny.
你爱她吗？ are you?
不。 no.
我不爱Alice Detroit。 I do not love Alice Detroit.
直到此时此刻，我才完全认识到这个事实。 I did not actually conceptualize that fact till this very moment.
我不爱她。我爱你。 no. I love you.
Gloria，我太想念你和我们的家了，我都想吐了。 Gloria,I miss you and our family so much I could vomit.
我想马上带你回来，Gloria，什么也不用多问了。 I'd take you back in a minute,Gloria,not too many questions asked.
我和Larry要搬去马萨诸塞州的好港湾海滩旅馆。 Larry and I are moving to the good harbor beach inn in Massachusetts.
我们商量好了，在那里进行三个月的同居试验。 we've agreed to live there for a three-month trial period.
如果成功的话，我们会在三月Larry的生日那天结婚。 and if it works,we'll be married on Larry's birthday in march.
好吧。 okay.
好吧，我想我该回去排演了。 okay,I guess I should get back to rehearsal.
我花费了太多本该工作的时间，嗯？ enough taking time off from work for fun,huh?
你可以留着那张小夜桌，Gloria。 you can keep the night table,Gloria.
不。 no.
我只想说，在今天，你是我见过的最疯狂的人… I just wanna say that you are the craziest person I've seen today…
如果从那个堵住银行大门的家伙算起的话。 since the guy blocking the bank door.
而他穿着超人披风和连裤袜。 he was wearing a superman cape and panty hose.
比你疯狂。 crazier than you.
也许比不过。 maybe not.
语言转换袋的目的是让学生沉浸于—— [ Alice ] object of the language conversion sack is to immerse the student--
我说，这个是不是很无聊？ I mean,is it boring?
[ Finestein ] Ivan. Ivan.
不得不说，我们的第二幕戏出问题了。 there's no other way to say this. we are in trouble in the second act.
我不能一直重复那个蛋疼的演讲，真的，我听起来像理查德・尼克松。 I can't keep going over that farkakte speech. really,I sound like Richard Nixon.
-我能和你单独说两句吗？-这戏要死了。我们需要一些有趣的、视觉上的东西。 -can I talk to you alone? -the play dies. we need something funny,something visual.
因为我们一直在航行。然后突然，船停了。 because we're going along,it's sailing. and then suddenly it stops.
-它完全死了。-能让我们单独谈谈吗？ -it's absolutely dead. -will you excuse us?
我站在这里出丑。我需要你的帮助。 I'm standing here making a fool out of myself. I need help from you.
能让我们单独谈一会吗，Morris，拜托？ excuse us a minute,Morris,please?
Ivan，我什么时候能拿到改稿？ Ivan,when do I get the rewrite?
很快，我保证，我保证。 you get it soon. I promise you. I promise you.
你还回来吗？ are you coming back?
是的，一会见。 yeah. I'll see you later.
-孩子们还好吗？-还好。 -are the kids okay? -yeah.
Alice，如果我让你搬出去，你会弃演吗？ Alice,if I asked you to move out,would you quit the play?
如果你让我搬出去，我会不会弃演？ if you asked me to move out,would I quit the play?
不，我不会放弃这部戏。 no,I would not leave the play.
-你不会？-不，我不会。 -you wouldn't? -no,I would not.
哦，Ivan。 oh,Ivan.
能搬出去我很解放，真的。 I'd be so relieved to move out,really.
-你不知道这一点吗？-你不会恨我？ -don't you know that? -you wouldn't hate me?
不。 oh,no.
不，我不会恨你。我对你如此着迷。 no,I wouldn't hate you. I'm crazy about you.
为什么，Alice？你坏掉了吗？ why,Alice? is something wrong with you?
是的。 yeah.
Alice不再住这里了？你不觉得这听起来有点滑稽吗？ Alice doesn't live here anymore? don't you think that sounds a little funny?
我本人，从来没有看过那部电影，所以我不知道。 I,myself,never saw the movie,so I don't know.
我的心思依然全挂在你妈妈身上，孩子。 I'm still hung up on your mother,kid.
我妈还是他妈？ my mother or his mother?
他的妈妈。 his mother.
我要改稿。看好堡垒，好吗？ I gotta do rewrites. hold the fort,all right?
喂。喂？ [ Gloria ] hello. hello?
有人在听吗？ hello. is somebody there?
是谁啊，Gloria？ [ Larry ] who is it,Gloria?
喂！妈的。我真的讨厌这个。 hello! damn it. I really hate that.
怎么了？ what's the matter?
有个死变态打电话来，只有呼吸声。 some damn pervert calling，breathing.
好吧，算你今天运气好。 okay,you have a good day.
你好，我是638部队的，我在卖女童军饼干。 hi. I'm from troop 638,and I'm selling girl scout cookies.
我在改稿，第二幕。 I'm rewriting the second act now.
Ivan，我们不会再看一遍的。 [ Finestein ] Ivan,we are not going to read through it again.
我们已经看了10遍了。没用的。 we've read through it 10 times. it makes no sense.
没用！听见了吗？ it doesn't work! did you hear it?
Morris，你在吼我。 Morris,you're screaming at me.
是的，我在咆哮。我等这个他妈的改稿等了2星期， yes,I am screaming. I waited two weeks for a goddamn rewrite,
而这个改稿居然把问题搞得更严重了。 and when I get it,it worsens the problem.
不对。Ivan，它没有把问题搞得更严重。 no. no,Ivan,it doesn't worsen the problem.
它甚至没触及到问题。 it doesn't even address the problem!
你有读过Ivan Travalian写的“含泪的英语”吗？ have you ever read English with tears by Ivan Travalian?
我很好奇。因为这几页稿子和原剧本毫不相干！ I wonder. because these pages are not germane!
我最近有点脆弱。我—— I've been a little flaky lately. I've been--
有点脆弱？ a little flaky?
你在竭尽全力，让这艘船沉没。 you are doing everything within your power to sink and submerge this ship.
我不要和你共沉沦！ I am not going down with you!
这就是你的想法？ that's the attitude you're going with?
没错，要么你把改稿写出来—— that's right. either you come up with a rewrite--
打扰一下。 excuse me. excuse me.
但这对我们所有人来说都很尴尬。 but this is most embarrassing for all of us up here.
所以，我们现在回家，明天再来，好吗？ so,we are going home until tomorrow,right?
明天再来。 till tomorrow.
嘿，嘿，你好！嘿，嘿，嘿。我是这家的父亲。 hey. hey,hello!hey,hey,hey. I'm the father.
嘿。你是Ivan Travalian？ hey. you Ivan Travalian?
是啊。怎么了？ yeah. why?
给他看看照片，Kapinsky。 show him the picture,Kapinsky.
你认识这两个孩子吗，Travalian先生？ you know these two kids,Mr.Travalian?
这房里没有两个女孩子。 there's no two girls in this house.
我们绝不会把两个女孩子藏在房里。 we would never hide two girls in this house.
我们都没想过他会发现我们不见了。 [ Debbie ] we didn't even think he'd notice we were gone.
我们会进监狱吗？ [ Bonnie ] are we gonna go to jail?
我不会哭的。 I'm not gonna cry.
行了，Bon。你不会进监狱的。 come on,Bon. you're not gonna go to jail.
呃，我是说，这是有合理原因的，Kapinsky中尉。 uh,I mean,this is reasonably explainable,Lieutenant Kapinsky.
他是Kapinsky警官。我是Glass中尉。 he's Officer Kapinsky. I'm Lieutenant Glass.
好吧，如果她们——我能留她们几天吗？ okay. what if they were to--I were to keep them a couple of days?
就一星期。我认识她们的父亲。我和他谈过。 just a week. I know their dad. I talked to him.
不可能。听着，Travalian先生。 no way. look,Mr.Travalian.
我这边有一个父亲和一个侦探正在分局填写文件。 I got a father and a detective over at the precinct house filling out papers.
我得先把孩子们弄回去。 I gotta hand the kids over first.
然后如果你想解决你们之间的问题，我完全赞成。我自己也有孩子。 then you wanna work something out between you,I'm all for that. I got kids of my own.
我未婚。 I'm not married.
警察只是在做他们应该做的，亲爱的。 the policemen are just doing what they have to do,dolls.
你们得回到你们的爸爸那里—— you're gonna have to go back to your dad--
-不！-这不公平！反正他也不想要我们。 -[ Bonnie ] no! -[ Debbie ] it's not fair! he doesn't want us anyway.
行啦，Deb。他肯定要你们，他花了很多功夫才把你们带回身边。 come on,Deb. he must want you. he's gone through a lot of trouble to bring you back.
那只是因为他每个月都在起诉Gloria，希望停止支付赡养费。 that's only 'cause he's suing Gloria to stop the support payments every month.
什么？ what?
这就是真相。 [ Debbie ] that's the truth.
Glass中尉和Kapinsky警官只是在做—— Lieutenant Glass and Officer Kapinsky are just doing what--
但是，Ivan，我不想回—— but,Ivan,I don't wanna go--
嘘。 shh. shh. shh.
你们现在上楼去。我们去收拾行李。 you're gonna go upstairs now. we're gonna pack our suitcases.
我们今晚和你们的爸爸一起去格林威治。 and we're gonna leave for Greenwich tonight with dad.
明天我会给他打电话。 tomorrow I call him on the phone.
也许过几天，事情会平息下来，我会等着，好吗？ maybe a couple of days. I wait until things calm down a little,okay?
为什么她们不能和我们在一起？妈的。 why can't they stay with us,damn it?
Geraldo，去练习萨克斯。 Geraldo,go practice.
我不想练习。 I don't wanna practice.
好吧，好吧。 okay,okay.
坚持住。 hang tough.
好了，各位，来吧，我们上楼收拾行李。 okay,you guys,come on. let's go upstairs and pack.
来吧。 come on.
呃，冰箱里还有可乐。 there's some more cokes in the fridge,okay?
我们不热。 no sweat.
-我们会尽快的。-他们真可爱。 -we'll make this as snappy as possible. -They're really cute.
好了，我们走，走。 okay,okay,let's go,let's go.
我们要去哪里？ [ Debbie ] where are we going?
-我们要逃跑，快点。-什么？ -we're making a break for it. come on. -[ Igor ] what?
天啊。 [ Igor ] jesus.
我们走。来吧。 let's go. come on.
我们要去哪里？ [ Igor ] where are we going?
去屋顶。屋顶。 to the roof. the roof.
去屋顶？我们为什么要去屋顶？ [ Bonnie ] to the roof? why are we going to the roof?
我不会把你们交给条子。我不会把你们交给你们的父亲。 I'm not giving you over to the cops. I'm not giving you over to your father.
他不会抚养你们，因为Gloria需要支付给他的法定抚养费太低了。 he's not gonna back up you kids because of rotten child support payments between those two.
我不喜欢这样，一点也不喜欢。 I don't like this. I don't like this at all.
这太疯狂了。 this is crazy.
我觉得有点怪，Kapinsky。 I think something's weird here,Kapinsky.
也许他们只是喜欢沙拉？ think maybe they just like salads?
来吧。我们走。 come on. let's go.
我们走。 [ Ivan ] let's go.
你在爬什么啊？能快点吗？ [ Debbie ] Where are you climbing? Will you hurry?
-你踩到我手指了。-我没有。 -[ Bonnie ] you're stepping on my finger. -[ Igor ] I'm not.
你的确踩到了。 [ Debbie ] exactly, you're stepping on it.
哦，天啊，我打赌我们被困住了。 [ Igor ] oh,christ. I'll bet we're trapped.
帮帮我，停，那样痒。 [ Bonnie ] help me. stop. that tickles.
你想让我怎么做，抓住你的头发把你拉起来？ [ Igor ] what do you want me to do,pull you up by your hair?
哦，我的天。这下面肯定有1000英尺。 [ Bonnie ] oh,my god. this must be a thousand feet down.
掉下去90英尺之后，地底下多深就不重要了。 [ Igor ] after the first 90, it doesn't matter.
我要晕倒了，我觉得不舒服。 [ Debbie ] I'm gonna faint. I feel sick.
-Iggy，我们怎么下去啊？ [ Ivan ] Iggy,how do you get off this thing?
我就知道！我就知道！ [ Igor ] I knew it! I knew it!
别担心，姑娘们。你们不会回格林威治。我会想办法的。 [ Ivan ] don't worry,girls. you're not gonna go back to Greenwich. I'll find a way.
多好的选择题，嗯？无聊的格林威治或者暴力致死。 [ Igor ] great choices,huh? boring Greenwich or violent death.
他妈的，Igor，这里没办法下去。 [ Ivan ] damn it,Igor. there's no way off this thing.
爸爸，这里。 [ Igor ] pop,over here.
我就知道。我就知道。 [ Ivan ] I knew it. I knew it.
屋顶门怎么办？ [ Debbie ] what about the hatch?
我们对他们够好了。 we treated 'em decent enough.
他们可能利用这点坑我们。 they could bust us down for this.
也许你可以试试在腰上绑条带子，荡到圣文森特教堂去。 [ Igor ] maybe you could try to slip into a loincloth and swing across to St. Vincent's.
哦，太好了。我正面临75年的绑架刑期， [ Ivan ] oh,great,great. I'm facing 75 years for kidnapping,
然后我和Henny Youngman（喜剧演员）一起被困在了屋顶。 and I'm trapped on a roof with Henny Youngman.
Travalian?
他在耍我们，Kapinsky。 he's making a fool of us,Kapinsky.
妈的！Travalian！ damn it! Travalian!
-行了。-我觉得我听见那些条子了。 -[ Ivan ] okay. -[ Debbie ] I think I hear the cops.
天啊，他们能上来抓我们吗？ [ Bonnie ] oh,god. can they get up here at us?
我听到他们在上面，中尉，他们肯定在屋顶上。 I hear them up there,Lieutenant. they're definitely on the roof.
是的，我听到了，我听到了。 yeah,I hear 'em. I can hear 'em.
我都干了什么？我都干了什么啊？ [ Ivan ] what have I done? what have I done?
他们把这东西卡住了。 they got this thing jammed shut.
让我来推一把。 why don't you let me give it a shove.
算了吧，我不当好好先生了，我要把这个混蛋关起来，上帝保佑。 forget it. no more Mr.nice guy. I'm gonna lock this bastard up,so help me god.
现在怎么办？ [ Igor ] now what?
听着，告诉中士让巡逻车和孩子们的父亲马上过来。 look. just tell the sergeant to get the squad car and the kids' father over here right away.
Ivan?
Ivan Travalian.
那是爸爸，是爸爸。 [ Debbie ] it's daddy. that's daddy.
是我，Roger。Roger Slessinger。 it's me,Roger. Roger Slessinger.
哦，我的天。我们被包围了。 [ Ivan ] oh,my god. they got us surrounded.
你看到了什么？ -[ Igor ] what do you see? -[ Debbie ] what do you see?
我们的照片登上了《纽约邮报》的第六版面。 [ Ivan ] our picture on page six of the New York Post.
我在这里做了件很疯狂的事。 I have done something really crazy here.
听着，Ivan，我现在正和一群条子在底下的街上。 look,Ivan,I'm down here on the street with a bunch of cops.
呃，是警官。 uh,police officers.
这很尴尬，Ivan。 this is embarrassing,Ivan.
拜托，让Debbie和Bonnie下来这里吧。 for god sakes,send Debbie and Bonnie down here.
条子们认为你可能对她们…不轨。 the cops think you may be doing something…sexual with them.
这是我听过的最恶心的事情，Roger。 that is just about the sickest thing I've ever heard,Roger.
而我这辈子听过很多恶心的事情。我是个剧作家，天啊。 I've heard many sick things in my life. I'm a playwright,for god sakes.
我没有这么说，Ivan，是条子说的。 I didn't suggest that,Ivan. the cops did.
我是Glass中尉。 this is Lieutenant Glass.
Travalian先生，你最好把小姑娘们给我们看下。 Mr.Travalian,you better show the little girls.
哦，我的天。我做了什么？我都做了什么？ oh,my god. what have I done? what have I done?
太好了。现在是威胁。你知道接下来是什么吗？ [ Igor ] this is great. now it's threats. you know what's next?
他们会从圣文森特教堂顶端，用斯坦机关枪向我们射击。或者是燃烧弹。 they're gonna come at us from the top of St. Vincent's with sten guns. maybe napalm.
爸爸，别开枪！我们没事，我们没事。 [Debbie ] daddy,don't shoot anybody! we're fine. we're okay.
那是——那是Debbie。你妹妹在哪里？ that's--that's Debbie. where's your sister?
她就在这里。 [ Debbie ] she's right here.
来吧，Bon，现身吧，他们可能不会开枪。 [ Igor ] come on,bon. show yourself. they probably won't shoot.
这不公平！我们不应该去康涅狄格州。 [ Bonnie ] this isn't fair! we're not supposed to go to Connecticut.
是妈妈拿到了抚养权，他妈的！ mommy won us in court,damn it!
什么？ what? what?
我说这不公平。是妈妈拿到了抚养权，不是他。 [ Bonnie ] I said this isn't fair. mommy won us in court,not him.
她说的是真话，那孩子说的是真话。 she speaks the truth. the kid speaks the truth.
好了。 okay.
这两个女孩子的母亲有法定抚养权。 the mother of these girls has legal custody.
那个男人没有这两个小姑娘的法定抚养权。 that man does not have legal custody over these two little girls.
你听明白了吗？ can you follow my message?
得了，Ivan。 come on,Ivan.
你我都知道，那个婊子没有权利，没有了。 you know as well as I do,that bitch has no rights,not anymore.
Gloria Travalian，这两个女孩子的母亲， Gloria Travalian,the mother of these girls,
同时也是我的妻子，有这两个女孩子的法定抚养权。 among others,who is also my wife,has legal custody over these girls.
我不会把她们交给那个没有法定抚养权的人。 and I am not gonna give 'em to that man there who does not have legal custody.
这就是为什么我们都挤在屋顶上， and that is why we're all huddled up here on the roof…
就好像在演Fellini的电影一样。（《八部半》的导演） as though we were acting in a Fellini film.
他在说什么啊？ what's he talkin' about?
黑手党交流？ mafia connections?
行了，Ivan。 come on,Ivan.
我希望他说的不是真的，兄弟。 I hope what's he's saying isn't true,pal.
别开玩笑了。 don't be ridiculous.
谁有孩子们的法定抚养权，Slessinger先生，你还是那位太太？ who's got legal custody of the girls,Mr.Slessinger,you or the missus?
这事有点复杂。 it's a little complicated.
这只是个手续，Travalian先生。 this is just a formality,Mr.Travalian.
它既能保护我们，也能保护你。 it covers you just as much as it covers us.
我相信是的。 I'm sure it does.
Iggy!
知道了。 got it.
看，我们没有指责你，我们只是在做我们的工作。 see,we weren't accusing. we were just doing our jobs.
我相信这房子和我自己的一样正常。 I'm sure this house is just as normal as my own.
这是个很复杂的想法，Glass警官，非常复杂。 that is a very complicated idea,Officer Glass. very complicated.
我对这一切感到有点不好意思，Ive。 I'm kind of embarrassed about all this,Ive.
没事的。行了。 it's all right. come on.
Gloria的前夫从来不需要为任何事向我道歉。 no ex-husband of Gloria's ever has to apologize to me for anything.
我们就像一个小俱乐部。 we are like a little club.
我的朋友Arnold问我是否可以留下来过夜，我说可以。 my friend Arnold asked if he could stay the night. I said okay.
你好，Travalian先生。 [ Spike ] hello,Mr.Travalian.
你好，Arnold。游戏怎么样，孩子？ hello,Arnold. how's the game leg,kid?
哦，很棒。你好，Slessinger先生。格林威治怎么样？ oh,great. hello,Mr.Slessinger. how's Greenwich?
挺好的。你好吗？ fine. how you doing?
-Ive，他是不是—— -听着，Roger，不要叫我“Ive”。 -say,Ive--Ive,isn't that-- -listen,Roger. stop calling me "Ive"
我讨厌昵称。他是Arnold，Roger。是Arnold。 I hate nicknames. that's Arnold,Roger. Arnold.
Arnold.
好吧，我不想催你们，但我还要给第二幕改稿。 okay,uh,I don't wanna rush you guys or anything,but I got a second act to rewrite.
-行。-你们得到你们的人了，孩子们，随便吧。 -fine. -you got your man,kids,whatever.
我想我们该走了。 I guess we should be going.
你能把这两位先生送到门口吗？ will you show these gentlemen to the door?
Roger，我快疯了。 Roger,I am losing my mind.
别再收留流浪儿童了，Travalian先生，嗯？ don't take in any more stray kids,Mr.Travalian,huh?
我就收留这两个女孩子。 I'll just have the girls.
我让她们来道别，好吗？ say their good-byes,okay?
Debbie，Bonnie，你们的爸爸要回格林威治了。 Debbie,Bonnie,daddy's going back to Greenwich!
来道个别。 say your good-byes.
-Spike，你爸爸知道你在这里吗？-啊？ -Spike? Spike,your father know you're here? -huh?
-你爸爸知道你在这里吗？-知道，他开车送我去的机场。 -your dad know you're here? -yeah. he drove me to the plane and all.
他知道？ he did?
我能搬回来和你们一起住吗？ is it okay if I move back in with you guys?
当然。 yeah,of course. yeah.
在那里相处不顺利，嗯？ it didn't work out,huh,kid?
嗯，说来话长。 no. it's a long story.
你瘦了，孩子。 you're thinner,kid.
这挺好。 that's good.
谁啊？Iggy，开门。 who is it? Iggy,the door.
-那不是门铃，是电话。-那不是电话，是门铃。 -[ Igor ] it's not the door. it's the phone. -it's not the phone. it's the door.
这里。这里。 here. here.
继续。Geraldo。 go ahead. Geraldo.
我什么也没干。 I didn't do nothing.
-你的电话，Geraldo。电话。-好啦，好啦。 -it's the phone for you,Geraldo. the phone. -okay,okay.
-我受不了了。给你。-喂？ -I can't stand this. here. -hello?
喂！哦，嗨。 hello! oh,hi.
行了。 okay.
我把祖母的椅子扔到了地上。 I threw my grandmother's chair on the floor.
爸爸，你有点歇斯底里，你不觉得吗？ pop,you're a little hysterical,don't you think?
电话怎么还会响呢？ Geraldo？ how can the phone be ringing? Geraldo?
那不是电话，是门铃。 [ Igor ] it's not the phone. it's the door.
是Finestein先生和Kreplich先生，他们看起来有点烦躁。 [ Debbie ] it's Mr.Finestein and Mr.Kreplich. they seem a little upset.
Morris。Arnold。拜托，我这里有条子和Roger在。 Morris. Arnold. please,I got cops and Roger here.
Ivan，我即将作为自泰坦尼克号沉没以来世界上最大灾难的制造者载入史册， Ivan,I'm about to go down in history books as the producer of the world's biggest disaster since the sinking of the titanic,
你却在这里玩警察抓小偷。 and you're playing cops and robbers.
不好意思，他说的是“条子和Roger”，我。 excuse me. he said "cops and Roger",me.
-我是Roger，Roger Slessinger。Ivan妻子的前夫。-什么？ -I'm Roger,Roger Slessinger. Ivan's wife's ex-husband. -what?
谢谢，谢谢。 thank you,thank you.
Ivan，我想我把第二幕的问题解决了。 Ivan. I think I got the second act problem licked.
Morris，我现在没法思考。 Morris,I can't think now.
你现在没法思考？ you can't think now?
也许这些稿子能帮你思考。 maybe these pages will help you think.
-Arnold，拜托！-不，不，我要他听听这个。我要他听听。 -Arnold,please! Arnold,please! -no,no,I want him to hear it. I want him to hear it.
我不是Fritz，Edith，我也不是德国人。 I am not Fritz,Edith,and I am not German.
我是Larry Kotzwinkle，一个会计师、非凡的情人。 I'm am Larry Kotzwinkle,accountant and lover extraordinaire.
整部戏都在等着这他妈的第二幕的改稿。 an entire production is waiting for the goddamned second-act rewrites,
然后你把Larry Kotzwinkle和你妻子的剧本拿给我！ and you hand me pages with Larry Kotzwinkle and your goddamn wife!
-你在我家里吼我。-你觉得这叫吼了？ -you're screaming in my house. -you think that's screaming?
那不是吼。这才是！ that is not screaming. this is screaming!
Arnold，Arnold，放松，放松。 Arnold,Arnold,take it easy. relax. relax.
-Ivan，让我给你讲讲。-好，讲，讲。 -now,Ivan,let me just bounce this off you. -good. bounce,bounce.
-很简单的。-好的。 -it's very simple. -okay.
不是她爬进袋子里说英语， instead of her getting in the sack and speaking English,
而是Ted——Ted和那个德国人一起爬进袋子，然后他像个老师那样讲话。 Ted--Ted climbs in with the German,and he speaks like a teacher.
-不，这不行。这不可能。-什么意思？为什么不行？ -no,that can't work. it's impossible. -what do you mean? why can't it work?
因为Ted对那个德国人讲德语。这行不通。 because Ted speaks German to the German. this will not work.
不！如果Ted代替Edith爬进了袋子—— no! but if Ted gets in the sack instead of Edith--
这完全破坏了他们在第一幕里爬进袋子的原因。 it vitiates the whole reason for having them in the sack in the first act.
Ivan，你还没听完最后一部分，让我给你讲讲。 Ivan,you didn't even hear the last part. let me just bounce it off you.
-让他给你讲讲。-我不行了，Morris，我没法集中注意力。 -let him bounce it off you. -I can't,Morris. I can't concentrate.
Ivan，让我给你讲讲。看看剧本第96到98页。 Ivan. let me just bounce it off you. look at the script,pages 96 to 98.
-Morris，我现在没法去想剧本。-让我给你讲讲。 -Morris,I can't think about the script now. -let me bounce it off you.
让他给你讲讲！ let him bounce it off you!
让我给你讲讲，Morris！也让我给你讲讲，行了吗？ let me bounce it off you,Morris! and let me bounce that off you,okay?
讲得好哇？ good bounce?
Ivan，你脑子坏掉了。 Ivan,your mind has snapped.
你这个可怜的王八蛋。 you poor bastard.
不要怜悯我，Morris。 no pity,Morris.
我不需要怜悯。我知道我该怎么做。 I don't need pity. I know what I gotta do.
我把你们拖下水了，我会把你们捞出来的。 I put you guys in the soup. I'm gonna get you out of the soup.
给我24小时。我会把你想要的剧本交给你。24小时。 give me 24 hours. I will deliver the pages you want. 24 hours.
你要去哪里？ [ Finestein ] where are you going?
格洛斯特，找我妻子。 Gloucester. to get my wife.
-孩子们回来了，她也要回来了。-你在干什么啊？ -the kids are back,she's coming back. -[ Debbie ] what are you doing?
不等了。我要行动。 no more waiting. I'm taking action.
你不该这么做，Ivan，你会再次受伤的。 you shouldn't try that,Ivan. you're just gonna get hurt again.
-好了，Iggy。Iggy。-爸，你疯了嘛要去—— -okay,Iggy. Iggy. -pop,you're crazy to run off--
家里就靠你管了，Ig，你管。每个人都管。 you're in charge,Ig. you're in charge. everyone's in charge.
不过主要归Iggy管。我去把你们妈妈带回来！ only Iggy's mostly in charge. I'm bringing your mother back!
别走！不要！ don't leave! don't!
他脑子坏掉了。 [ Geraldo ] his mind has snapped.
出租车！出租车！ taxi! taxi!
听着，我要去马萨诸塞州的格洛斯特。 listen. you gotta take me to Gloucester,Massachusetts.
格洛斯特？马萨？你在逗我吗？ Gloucester,Mass? what,are you kidding me?
我会多付你50美元。 I'll give you $50 over the meter.
多付100美元，我就接这单。 for a hundred over the meter,I could be talked into it.
行。走吧。 you got it. let's go.
他们在码头画画，在大雪里画画。 they're on a dock painting. they're painting in the snow.
画画？零下40度？ painting? in 40 below?
掉头等我。 turn it around and wait for me.
好的，行。 okay,you got it.
你觉得—— do you think--
哦，我的天啊。 oh,my god.
怎么了？ what is it?
那是你丈夫吗？ what,is that your husband?
嗯。 mm-hmm.
他来这里干什么？ what's he doing here?
给我让开，让开。 get out of my way. just get out of my way.
你好。我是Larry Kotzwinkle。 hi there. I'm Larry Kotzwinkle.
听着，兄弟。我已经30年没打过人了， now,look,pal. I have not hit anybody in 30 years,
但是我告诉你，我有能力胖揍你。 but I'll tell you,I am capable of doing tremendous damage just now.
明白？现在退后。 okay? so back off.
听着，我们只是两个人，我们得谈谈。 look,we are just two guys. we gotta be able to talk.
当我比以往任何时候都更加努力工作时， when I worked harder than I have ever worked in my life,
你把我的妻子从她的孩子和丈夫身边带到你的床上。 you took my wife into your bed away from her children and her husband.
让我告诉你，虽然我一生中做了许多可悲的事情， and let me tell you,while I have done many miserable things in my life,
我从来没有，从来没有，从来没有和别人的妻子发生过关系。 I have never,ever,ever gotten it on with another man's wife.
你认识她的时候，她没和那个西班牙舞者结婚吗？ she wasn't married to the spanish dancer when you met her?
别证明我是错的，Larry，我讨厌被证明是错的，这让我发疯。 don't prove me wrong,Larry. I hate to be proven wrong. it makes me crazy.
所以你要么给我让开， so you're gonna get out of my way,
要么我把你一路从这里揍到纽瓦克。 or so help me god,I'm gonna kick your ass from here to Newark.
告诉你，Larry，那可得揍很多下。 and that's a lot of kicking,Larry. let me tell you.
等等，她是你妻子。 hang on. she's your wife.
你注意到了，嗯？ you noticed,huh?
行了，Gloria。 okay,Gloria.
你来这里干什么？ what are you doing here?
我要把你带回去，我要把你从这个野人身边带走，Gloria。 I'm taking you back. I'm pulling you out of the jungle,Gloria.
-你疯了。不。-好吧。 -you're crazy. no. -all right.
-嘿，嘿，别这样！-手拿开。 -hey,hey,come on! easy,man! -hands off!
-Ivan，放开我！-我几个月前就该这么干了。 -Ivan,let go! -I should have done this months ago.
放开我！ let go of me!
你的孩子们都回家了，他们的亲生父亲不要他们。退后！ your kids have all come home. their fathers don't want 'em. back off!
-退后。-你放我下来。 -back off. -you put me down!
孩子们需要你，Gloria，我需要你。你去吧。 the kids need you,Gloria. I need you. go ahead.
去完成你的画。去啊。 finish your painting. go ahead. come on.
Ivan，放我下来。 Ivan,put me down.
退后！你想下来？ back off! you wanna go down?
把你的手拿开。 just take your hands off me.
-起来，我们去出租车那里。-我自己走。 -just get up and walk to the cab. -I'll walk on my own!
那走啊。走啊。 go ahead. go ahead.
你把我气炸了。 you piss me off so much.
彼此彼此。 you piss me off so much too.
你要的不是妻子，而是看孩子的。 you don't want a wife. you want a baby-sitter.
他们绝大部分是你的孩子，对吗？ they're your kids mostly,right?
如果你受不了他们，你把他们送来我这里啊。 if they're too much for you,send them to me.
我没有受不了他们，你妈的！ they're not too much for me,goddamn you!
那好啊，那就别把我扯进来，让我留在这里和Larry结婚。 then fine. leave me out of it,and let me stay here and marry Larry.
-你不能遗弃你的孩子们。-我没有。 -you will not abandon your kids. -I'm not abandoning my children.
我是要离开你，你听不进去吗？ I'm leaving you. can't you get that through your head?
这是不同的，你知道吗？ there's a difference,you know?
Ivan--
Gloria，进出租车。快点。 Gloria,get in the cab. come on.
Ivan，等等。 Ivan,wait.
听我说，你可以强迫我回家， listen to me. you can force me back into the house,
但是迟早，我会离开… but sooner or later,I'm leaving…
因为我就是这种人，就要这样做。 because that's what I am,that's what I do.
我不知道你为什么不相信这一点。 I don't know why you won't believe me.
-我是说，我认为婚姻应该维持两年，最多三年。-你在说什么？ -I mean,I figure a marriage is good for two,maybe three years. -what are you talking about?
-我们没有失败。-你知道你在说什么吗？ -we haven't had a failure-- -do you realize what you're saying?
别打断我！ don't interrupt me!
我不是你剧本里的人物。 I'm not a character in one of your plays.
我不是你虚构出来的。我就是我。我是Gloria。 you did not write me. I'm me. I'm Gloria.
我结过很多次婚，有很多孩子。 I get married a lot. I have a lot of kids.
这就是我。 that's me.
我不知道你为什么觉得惊讶。 I don't know why you're so surprised.
你让我扮演一个角色。你求我和你结婚。 you cast me in a role. you beg me to marry you.
就好像你内心深处有种被抛弃的渴望。 it's like you have some deep need to--to be left.
然后你却觉得惊讶。 you know,and then you're surprised.
你惊讶于我不要你了。 you're surprised that I'm moving on.
抱歉，Ivan。 I'm sorry,Ivan.
但是我… but I am…
就是这种人。 what I am.
-出来。-Ivan，等等。 -get out. get out. -Ivan,wait. wait!
-Ivan，有人看着呢—— -人？ -Ivan,there are people here-- -people?
其中5个是你的孩子，Gloria，还有一个是你的丈夫。 about five of 'em are your kids,Gloria. one of 'em's your husband.
-我们是人，Gloria——Bonnie、Debbie、Spike、Igor。-我不想听这些。 -we are people,Gloria--Bonnie,Debbie,Spike,Igor. -I will not hear this.
你他妈必须听！ you will goddamn hear this!
你真他妈的练达，真他妈的入世，真他妈的受过教育。 you're so goddamn sophisticated. you're so goddamn worldly. you're so goddamn educated.
你他妈的生孩子，好像他们不是人一样！ you goddamn give birth to kids as though they're not people!
他们是人，Gloria！ they're people,Gloria!
你每隔几年就要离开你的丈夫和孩子们… you leave husbands and children every couple of years…
就好像你他妈是需要洄游产卵的鲑鱼。 like you're some goddamned salmon going upstream to spawn.
你流转于一个又一个丈夫，好像他们是垫脚石。我们不是垫脚石。 you go from one husband to another like they're stepping stones. we are not stepping stones.
Gloria，我们是人。 Gloria,we're people.
你这个无知无识、无情无义的婊子。 you have been unthinking,uncaring,cold,heartless bitch.
我不要你了。 and I don't want you back.
别在这里游泳，Gloria，这里有鲨鱼出没。 don't go swimming around here,Gloria. it's shark-infested.
别下水，让鲨鱼休息一下，好吗？ don't go in the water. give the sharks a break,will you?
谢谢你多给的一百美元，兄弟。 thanks for the extra hundred,man.
我回来了，兄弟们。你们还在吗？ I'm home,gang. still here?
-你还好吗？-哦，爸爸。 -[ Igor ] how you doing? -[ Debbie ] oh,daddy.
-你还好吗？-嗯，我挺好的。 -you okay? -yeah,I'm fine. I'm great.
她人呢？ where is she?
-别问了。-妈妈不回来？ -don't ask. -[ Bonnie ] mom's not coming home?
别问了。 [ Geraldo ] don't ask.
不，你们的妈妈不回来。 no,your mom's not coming back.
不回这里，也不再是我的妻子了。 not here and not to be my wife.
你们这是要—— we're gonna get,you know--
离婚。 divorced.
对。 that's the word.
我告诉过你不要去那里找她。 [ Spike ] tried to tell you not to go up there for her.
她走了，就是走了。 [ Bonnie ] when she goes,she goes.
对，永远离开。 [ Debbie ] yeah,and she goes for good.
我可以帮忙做饭。 [ Geraldo ] well,I can help with the cooking.
来吧，让我们把马可波罗弄去睡觉。 [ Igor ] come on. we gotta get Marco Polo here to bed.
-走吧。-他环游世界累了。 -[ Debbie ] let's go. come on. -he's tired from his worldly travels.
-我不在的时候你们过得怎么样？-挺好的。 -how'd you manage without me? -[ Bonnie ] pretty good.
-我不想睡觉。-你想的！ -I'm not going in there. -yes,you are!
我累得睡不着。 I'm too tired to sleep.
-晚安，Ivan。-晚安，亲爱的。 -[ Bonnie ] good night,Ivan. -good night,darling.
晚安，Ivan。很高兴你回来了。 [ Debbie ] good night,Ivan. I'm glad you're home.
你们回来了，我也很高兴，亲爱的。 I'm glad I'm home too,honeys.
有你们几个在家里等我，回家容易多了。 it's easier to come home when I got a couple of guys like you waiting.
我们也是。 [ Bonnie ] same for us too.
听着。呃—— listen. um--
我不知道我能不能把你们留下， I don't know if I can keep you here,
你知道，没有你们的妈妈。 you know,without your mother.
你不要我们吗？ [ Debbie ] don't you want us here?
我要的。我当然要你们，Deb。 I want you. of course I want you,Deb.
我要你们。我永远不会让你们走的。 I want you. I would never let you go.
你知道的。我发誓。我宁死也不会让你们走的。 you know that. I swear. I would die before I'd let you go.
你们可能要在亲生母亲和亲生父亲之间做选择。 you may have to choose between living with your real mom and your real dad.
但是我们选择你，Ivan。 but we choose you,Ivan.
所以我们回到了这里。我们选择你。 that's why we came back here. we choose you.
如果有必要，我们可以在法庭上说。 we'll say it in court if we have to.
我们决定了。 we decided.
嗯，那好。 well,that's good.
真好。好的。 that's good. okay.
我真正想要的是一张Louis Aparicio。 what I really wanted was a Louis Aparicio.
也许是Valenzuela，不过当然是Ed Figueroa。 maybe a Valenzuela,but of course an Ed Figueroa.
我有过Aparicio的签名款， I had an Aparicio autograph,
但我以四美元的价格卖给了一个游客。 but I sold it for four bucks to a tourist.
天啊，我不知道，Geraldo。 geez,I don't know,Geraldo.
我有很多张。但是这些人—— I got a couple. but these guys--
我不知道。也许这些？ I don't know. maybe these.
哦，我的天！他妈的是Figueroa！ oh,my god! a goddamned Figueroa!
五张！哦，天啊！ five times! oh,my god! oh,my god!
Aparicio，一，二——五，六——六张Aparicio！ Aparicio,one,two--five,six--six Aparicios!
天啊，Spike。天啊！ oh,my god,Spike. oh,my god!
-收下它们吧，孩子，是你的了。-哦，天啊！ -keep 'em,kid. they're yours. -oh,my god!
给。这些是给你的。 here. these are for you.
这是Yaz！ this is Yaz!
妈的三张——天啊！ goddamn three--oh,my god!
三张——Spike！哦，Spike！Spike，你怎么知道的？ three times--Spike! oh,Spike! Spike,how did you know?
哦，天啊！ oh,my god!
能回来和你们两个笨蛋在一起真是太好了。 you know,it's great being back here with you two jerks.
-你知道吗？-只有笨蛋才了解笨蛋。 -you know that? -it takes a jerk to know a jerk.
你应该知道的，笨蛋。 you ought to know,newt.
我打赌我们在这里拥有了全国最好的房子。 you know,I bet we've got the bestest house in the whole state here.
那是不是很可爱，最好的房子？ is that supposed to be cute,the "bestest" house?
你知道我的意思，我住过7个地方，包括这里。 you know what I mean. I've lived in seven places,counting here.
现在我只想呆在这里。 right now I'm just looking to stay put.
我也是。我会一直住到结婚为止。 me too. I'm staying here until I get married.
你们没看到过我收拾行李搬走，是吧？ you guys don't see me packing up and moving out,do you?
在和我一起住过的爸爸里，你爸爸是和孩子相处最好的。 your dad's the best dad for living with kids I ever lived with.
甚至在我听说过的所有亲爹继父里，他都是最好的。 even best I've ever heard of,real or step.
是的，他简直是我们中的一员，就一个成年人来说。 yeah,he's definitely one of us,as much as a grown-up can be.
但我们绝不能让他知道这件事。 we must never let him know this,however.
好吧，你说这些废话干什么？想拍我马屁？ all right,what are you talking this crap for? trying to butter me up?
那只小手在哪里，Geraldo？ where's the little hand,Geraldo?
-好吧，好吧。-好的。 -okay,okay. -okay.
投进去。 dive in.
好了，只要我有房子你们就有房子。 okay,as long as I got a house,you guys got a house.
而我总是打算拥有房子。 and I always plan to have a house.
-晚安。-晚安，孩子。 -good night. -good night,kid.
-爸爸？-嗯？ -[ Spike ] daddy? -yeah?
这是给你的。Pesky，1947年的系列卡。 here,it's for you. Pesky,from the 1947 series card.
-Pesky和Dimaggio兄弟都签了名。-不是吧。 -signed by Pesky and both Dimaggio brothers. -no.
我从一个球员那里用罕见的奥克兰限定卡换来的。 I traded it with one of the players for some rare Oakland programs.
我不行了。 I can't handle this.
嘿，我要去剧院。睡一会儿。 hey! I gotta go to the theater. get some sleep.
你吵醒我了，妈的！ [ Geraldo ] you woke me up,damn it!
但是，老师，你想让我爬进这个袋子里？ [ Cromwell ] but,Mrs.teacher,you want me to climb into the sack?
Himmel先生，拜托了。快进袋子吧。 [ Alice ] please,Mr.Himmel. just get into the sack.
好吧，但是为什么？ yes,but why?
告诉他，Ted。 tell him,Ted.
好吧，Himmel先生，我——其实我也不知道为什么。 [ Ted ] well,Mr.Himmel,I--I don't actually know why.
我知道。 [ Fippsy ] I know why.
我认为你不该打断老师，Siciliano先生。 [ Mrs.Woo ] I don't think you should interrupt the teacher,Mr.Siciliano.
为什么？ [ Fippsy ] why not?
你觉得他希望我们穿裙子吗？ [ Bonnie ] do you think he wants us to wear dresses?
Ivan？不可能，他讨厌裙子。 [ Debbie ] Ivan? never. he hates dresses.
-快点帮我系领带。我歇斯底里了。-在弄了。 -hurry up with this,Ig,please. I'm hysterical. -[ Igor ] I am.
我看起来如何？ how do I look?
你看起来像个拉皮条的，Geraldo。 you look like a pimp,Geraldo.
这是我唯一的衣服，妈的！ these are the only clothes I own,damn it!
这不是真的。 that's not the truth.
两个月前我在Brooks Brother's给你买了一件米黄色灯芯绒小西装，就在那里面。 I bought you a little beige corduroy suit two months ago at Brooks Brother's. it's in there.
我穿那件西装看起来像个商人。 I look like some kind of a businessman in that suit.
你太矮了做不了商人。 you're too short to be a businessman.
过来。过来。这是什么？ come here. come here. what's this?
这是什么，嗯？ what's this,huh?
-试试这个。快，快。-好吧。 -try putting this one. come on,come on. -okay.
穿得像个拉皮条的又有什么不好啦？ what's the matter with looking like a pimp anyway?
嘿，我看起来怎么样？很好看吧？ hey,how do I look? really classy,eh?
你脚上穿的什么？ what's on your feet?
鞋啊。 shoes.
那不是鞋子，那是鞋子的替代品。 those are not shoes. those are shoe substitutes.
我不想穿别的鞋子！ I don't wanna wear those other shoes!
我的戏今晚开演。 my play is opening tonight.
影评人。影评人。 critics. critics.
Geraldo，走吧。 Geraldo,let's go.
怎么样？还可以吧？ how's this? is this okay?
这是百老汇演出，不是方块舞会、土风舞会，姑娘们。 this is a Broadway show we're going to,not a square dance hoedown,girls.
去穿裙子。 put dresses on.
-裙子？我讨厌裙子！-我也是！ -[ Debbie ] dresses? I hate dresses! -[ Bonnie ] me too!
你们是女孩子。你们会穿裙子的。去吧。 you are girls. you will wear dresses. let's go.
快点，快点，快点。你们看不出来我很焦虑吗？ quickly,quickly,quickly. can't you see I'm anxious?
你们都是很好的演员，真的，很有天赋。 you were a fine,fine cast about this. really,major talents.
把他弄出去。我需要点时间，好吗？ get him out of here. I need some time,okay?
你在说什么啊？ what are you talking about?
这不是你们的错，是剧本的问题。 it's not your fault. it's the play.
Ivan，是时候让他们放松一下，好集中注意力了。 Ivan,it's time to give them a little relaxation time to concentrate.
祝大家演出成功。 break a leg,everybody.
一切都会顺利的，不用担心。 everything will be fine. don't worry about a thing.
玩得开心点。 just have a good time.
祝你好运，Ivan。 good luck. Ivan.
-好，我们会的。-祝我们演出成功。 -See, well…we'll do it. -break a leg.
但是，老师，你想让我爬进这个袋子里？ [ Cromwell ] but,Mrs.teacher,you want me to climb into the sack?
Himmel先生，拜托了。快进袋子吧。 [ Alice ] please,Mr.Himmel. just get into the sack.
好吧，但是为什么？ yes,but why?
告诉他，Ted。 tell him,Ted.
好吧，Himmel先生，我——其实我也不知道为什么。 [ Ted ] well,Mr.Himmel,I--I don't actually know why.
你在这里啊。 there you are.
你在这里干什么？受不了了，嗯？ what are you doing here? couldn't stand it,huh?
中场休息后我没有回去，大家都在找你。 I didn't go back after intermission. everybody was looking for you.
Finestein先生说你可能正在后台紧张到流汗。 Mr.Finestein said you might be sweating it out back here.
嗯。孩子们没事吧，他们都在后台吗？ yeah. kids are okay? they're all back there?
我教这个烂班只能挣20美元。 [ Alice ] I'm only earning 20 for teaching this rotten class.
哦，天啊。没有笑声。 oh,god. no laugh.
让我们看看。 [ Alice ] let's see now.
他们怎么不笑？ how come they didn't laugh?
哦，Iggy，这部戏一定会成功的。 oh,Iggy,this play's gotta work.
一定会成功的。 it's gotta make it.
会成功的，爸爸。这是部很棒的戏。 it'll work,pop. it's a great play.
会成功的。会成功的。 it's gotta work. it's gotta work.
我有很多人要养活。 got a lot of mouths to feed.
是啊，八个演员，大阵容，嗯？ yeah. eight actors. big cast,huh?
他们也是。我是说我们，我们家。 them too. I mean us,our family.
我得养活我们。 gotta feed us.
我们要留下Gloria的孩子们吗？ aren't we gonna keep Gloria's kids?
你知道，这对我来说很难说出口。 you know,this is a tough thing for me to say out loud.
但是没有人想要Gloria的孩子们，Gloria不想要他们，这是肯定的。 but nobody wants Gloria's kids. Gloria doesn't want 'em,that's for sure.
你打算怎么办呢？没有人想要他们。 what are you gonna do? nobody wants 'em.
没有人会在法庭上争夺他们，没有人。 nobody's gonna fight for them in court either. nobody.
没有人爱到愿意给他们一个家。 nobody loves 'em enough to give 'em a home.
我们得给他们一个家，Ig，我们得给他们一个家。 we gotta give 'em a home,Ig. we gotta do it.
所以这部戏一定得成功。 that's why this play's gotta work.
会成功的。 it's gotta make it.
如果我们要有个家，我需要这笔钱。 I need the money if we're gonna have a home.
爸爸，这部戏一定会大爆的。 pop,it's gonna be a smash.
我知道，一定会的。 I know it is. it's gotta be.
你是个好儿子，Igor。 you're a great son,Igor.
等你看了我的化学成绩再下结论吧。 wait till you see my chemistry grade before you go drawing any conclusions.
你要和我说什么？ what are you telling me?
开个玩笑。 just kidding.
哦，Iggy。 oh,Iggy.
对你来说很艰难吧，嗯？这么多年来一直在等着我长大？ been tough for you,huh,hanging around all these years,waiting for me to grow up?
嗯？ hmm?
作为你的儿子，我唯一感到后悔的是… the only thing I really regret about your being my father…
我继承了你夸张的鼻子。 is I inherited your tremendous nose.
剧作牛逼！ author! author! author!
Kline被迷住了！Kline他妈的被迷住了！ [ Igor ] Kline was enthralled! goddamn Kline was goddamn enthralled!
Ivan.
Ivan，我们把Kline…“迷住了”。 Ivan,we got Kline… "enthralled. "
嗯？ huh?
Kline被迷住了！Kline被迷住了！ Kline was enthralled! Kline was enthralled!
Kline被迷住了。迷住了？ Kline was enthralled. enthralled?
他爱这部戏。这意味着我们要在电视上大获全胜了。 he loved it. that means we got a clean sweep of the tv.
我知道我们要在新闻里获得盛赞了。 I know we got a rave in the news.
《邮报》讨厌它，但是如果我们拿下了《纽约时报》，我们就成了。 the Post hated it,but if we get the New York Times,we're in.
等等，如果我们拿不下《时报》，我们就不行吗？ wait a minute. if we don't get the Times,we don't run?
让我告诉你，甜心。 let me tell you something,sweetheart.
在这个城市，如果你没有得到《纽约时报》的好评，你就完了，句号。 in this town,if you don't get a rave review from the New York Times,you close,period.
我不在乎Kline是不是被迷住了，狂喜到高潮了。 I don't care if Kline was enthralled,enraptured and reached orgasm.
没有《纽约时报》，我们就完了。 without the New York Times,we're dead.
《时报》的评价能差到哪里去？ how bad could the Times be?
他们听到了观众的大叫“剧作牛逼！” they heard the audience screaming,yelling,"author! author! "
这可能是一场灾难，鱼鳞天的首演之夜，观众大叫“剧作牛逼！” it could be a disaster. opening night of mackerel skies the audience yelled,"author! author! "
鱼鳞天是什么？ what's mackerel skies?
就是啊。 exactly.
哦，天啊！ oh,god!
哦，我的天。 [ Geraldo ] oh,my god.
好了，孩子们，来吧，我们走了。 okay,kids. okay,come on. let's go.
-说晚安，来吧。-真的？ -say your good nights. come on. -really?
-我们要回市中心。-Ivan，你要去哪里啊？ -we're heading downtown. -Ivan,where are you going?
-我们10分钟后就能拿到《纽约时报》的评论了。-不，这没关系，真的。 -we'll have our Times review in 10 minutes. -no,it's okay,really.
Ivan，你怎么了嘛？ Ivan,what is it with you?
没什么。我要回家。 nothing. I'm gonna go home.
明早给我打电话，告诉我发生了什么。好了，兄弟们。 call me in the morning. let me know what happens. come on,gang.
-Ivan。-晚安。-晚安。 -Ivan. -good night. -night,night.
Ivan。《时报》啊，Ivan。《时报》！ Ivan. the Times,Ivan. the Times!
爸？爸！ [ Igor ] pop? pop!
听着，你不知道《纽约时报》的评论是什么就打算上床睡觉？ look. you're gonna go to bed without knowing what the Times review is?
什么，你疯了吗？快点，我们走。 what,are you nuts? come on. let's go.
我们要去哪里啊？ where are we going?
好了，好了，快点，快点。 all right,okay,come on. come on.
小心！ careful,careful! hold,hold!
不要推，你这个笨蛋！ [ Geraldo ] don't shove,you nitwit!
等等！等等我！ [ Geraldo ] wait! wait for me!
Geraldo，快过来，别走丢了。 [ Igor ] Geraldo,come here. don't get lost.
《时报》还有多久到？ how soon before the Times comes out?
就这几分钟吧。 should be here any minute.
-我们在这里干什么？-等评论。 -[ Spike ] what are we doing here? -[ Bonnie ] the review.
你知道，即使你的戏糊了，我还是会爱你。 [ Debbie ] you know,even if your play's a big flop,I'm still gonna love you.
一定。 [ Bonnie ] definitely.
我需要戏成功，各位。 I needed that,guys.
-听着，爸爸。-嗯？ -listen,pop. -yeah?
你还算年轻，你还会写出其他剧本的。 you're a relatively young man still. you'll write other plays.
我讨厌听这些，Ig。真的，我讨厌这些。 I hated that,Ig. really,I hated that.
Matt Vogel的爸爸的商店在11月大赚了一笔，然后他们给Matt买了一条蛇。 when Matt Vogel's father's store made a big november profit,they bought Matt a snake.
如果这部戏大爆，我能有条蛇吗？ if this play's a hit,can I get a snake?
看看《时报》怎么说吧，Geraldo。 we'll see what the Times says,Geraldo.
《时报》到了！ [ Igor ] this is it!
-请给我一份。-等等，孩子们。 -[ Debbie ] let me have one,please? -hold it,kids,kids.
50美分买两份。各位，别抢。 [ Igor ] fifty cents for two of them,buddy. guys,don't grab.
我拿到一份了，让我看看怎么回事。 I got one right here. let me see what's going on.
-快点，你能快点吗？-别抢。 -[ Debbie ] hurry it up! would you hurry? -[ Igor ] stop. stop.
快点，快点！翻到那一页。 [ Debbie ] hurry! come on! get the page already.
找到了，爸爸，在这里！ [ Igor ] yeah,pop,there it is!
我找到了，找到了。 I got it. I got it.
我看不到。你蹲下！ [ Debbie ] I can't see. sit down!
-chef d'oeuvre是什么意思？-那是法语。 -[ Debbie ] what does chef d'oeuvre mean? -[ Spike ] it's French.
我知道是法语。我只是不知道那是什么意思。 [ Debbie ] I know it's French. I just don't know what it means.
是盛赞！ it's a rave! it's a rave!