无耻之徒 美版 第一季第6集
# 想想过去拥有的幸运 # Think of all the luck you got
# 深知非镜花水月 # Know that it's not for naught
# 你也曾光芒四射 # You were beaming once before
# 但已一去不返 # But it's not like that anymore
# 现在的落魄 # What is this downside
# 何以形容 # That you speak of
# 还有什么感受你是确信的 # What is this feeling you're so sure of
# 三五好友小聚 # Round up the friends you got
# 深知他们非镜花水月 # Know that they're not for naught
# 你也曾乐此不疲 # You were willing once before
# 但已一去不返 # But it's not like that anymore
# 现在的落魄 # What is this downside
# 何以形容 # That you speak of
# 还有什么感受 # What is this feeling
# 你是确... 信的 # You're so... sure of
快去刷牙 我想来一炮 Wash your teeth, I want to play.
-果昔 - 谢谢 - Smoothie. - Thanks.
你好 利亚姆 Hello, Liam.
感觉怎么样 How you doin', huh?
菲奥娜没告诉你不要电击洋娃娃吗 Didn't Fiona tell you to stop electrocuting dolls?
他们要为自己的罪恶付出代价 They have to pay for their sins.
你要射了吗 You almost there?
- 啥 - 我要去做午饭了 - What? - I got to make lunches.
继续讲 Oh, tell me more.
好的 首先我把外皮切掉... Well, first I cut off the crusts...
- 嗯嗯 - 然后我把苹果瓣放到袋子里 - Uh-huh. - ...and then I put the apple slices in a baggie...
别停 Oh, don't stop.
你看起来很吃惊的样子 You look amazing.
快点 Hurry up.
我不想在你高潮之前射出来 I don't want to go before you.
我已经高潮两次了 I already had a couple.
你都不出声 You didn't make a sound.
隔墙有耳 Big family thin walls.
当你考虑人类是如何进化过来的时候 When you consider how humans evolved,
他们以前大概是在大庭广众下交配的 they were probably used to mating in public.
- 直到有一天出了个怪类 - 史蒂夫 - But one day a pioneer that really wanted to get freaky...Steve...
- 啥 啥 - 史蒂夫等我下 - What? What? - Steve, I'm late.
注意力集中 Focus.
妈蛋 卡尔 Damn it! Carl!
不关我的事 It's not me!
赫克托又停我们的电了 Hector's at the pole again!
赫克托 Hector!
喂 赫克托... Hey, Hector...
你能不能... is there any way that you could...
这次不行 菲奥娜 I can't this time, Fiona.
这是今年第三次红色警告了 我很抱歉 It's the third red notice this year. I'm sorry.
又不是第一次被停电 也不会是最后一次 Not the first time we got shut off; won't be the last.
你今天能把钱凑齐么 Is there any way that you can scrape the money together today?
我们有钱 We have it.
她忘了交了 She just forgot to pay it.
我昨天加班 所以就忘了 I took an extra shift yesterday, and I just spaced it.
交了钱就给我打电话 Call my cell phone when you pay it,
晚上我会恢复供电的 I'll swing back at the end of the day.
谢谢 赫克托 Thanks, Hector.
"艺术与休闲" 如何 "Arts and Leisure"?
让我看信奉异教的演员们 So I can read about pagan-worshipping actors
抱怨美国有多烂 complaining about how America sucks?
我还是继续关注服用类固醇的运动员吧 谢谢 I'll stick to my steroid-riddled athletes, thank you.
所以... So...
味道怎么样 what's the verdict?
- 香蕉和蓝莓棒极了 - The banana and blueberry are spectacular.- Oh!
- 很赞 妈妈 - 真的吗 - So good, Mom. - Really?
所以 我们今晚要打破常规 So, tonight we are going to go off the beaten path.
我们要来一个 We are going to have...
匈牙利之夜 Hungarian night.
好吗 All right?
晚上吃胡卡香肠 鸡蛋沙拉和土豆千层饼 We're gonna have hurka and toltott tojas and rakott krumpli!
保证以音速拉出你的肠子 Guaranteed to exit your colon at the speed of sound.
妈妈... Mom...
今晚上有家长会 it's Parents Night at school tonight.
对 Right.
对 我会去的 甜心 Right. I will be there, sweetie.
我这段时间一直在努力 I've been working towards that.
对 我在日历上标注了 That's right, I have it right on my calendar.
我圈起来了 我刚才只是 I circled it. I've just been, I've just been
忙 很忙 但是我会去的 busy, busy, but I will be there.
今晚你会去吗 爸爸 Dad, will you join us at Parents Night tonight?
我吗 Me?
没说你 死猪脸 Not you, fuckface.
我在和弗兰克爸爸说话 I was talking to Daddy Frank.
弗兰克爸爸 你会来吗 Daddy Frank, will you come?
不 不去 Oh... no, no,
女士们 学校的事我不在行 ladies...I don't do school.
每人都有自己恐惧的东西 我的就是学校 We all have our phobias, and school is mine.
学校的一切我都恐惧 All of it.
满是谎言的教科书 Textbooks full of falsehoods,
由一群混蛋组成的教职工团队 teachers' unions full of thugs,
和享受终身制的低能 and tenured imbeciles
还仍然使用"尽管如此"这样的词 who still use words like "irregardless."
学校不适合我 Not for me.
然而 However,
那个薄煎饼还是很不错 谢谢了 the crepes... merci.
晚餐的话 提前一点如何 Uh, regarding dinner, why not just move it up,
五点就开吃匈牙利餐好吧 do the Hungarian thing at 5:00?
你们觉得怎么样 What do you say?
好了 仔细考虑下 不管怎样 Well, think it over. Whatever.
我会在五点之前回来 我还有个会 I'll be back before 5:00. I got a meeting.
凯伦 宝贝 Karen? Sweetie?
我会去参加的 好吗 I'm gonna be there, okay?
我今天有个疗程 I have a session today.
我今天会有突破的 I'm gonna have a breakthrough,
我可以预见到 I can see it.
拉倒吧 Yeah, come on...
继续笑吧 Keep laughing,
我会在你睡觉的时候切开你的喉咙 and I will slit your throat while you sleep.
来啦 I'm coming.
- 沃伦 - 黛比 - Warren. - Debbie.
- 利普在楼上么 - 是的 - Lip upstairs? - Yeah.
卡尔 吃掉它 Carl, eat.
别摆型了 好吗 等你都吃进去 Don't organize, okay? After you eat them,
他们就都混在一起了 they all end up in the same place.
谁敲门 Who was at the door?
沃伦来找利普 Warren for Lip.
不要管番茄酱和面包 Don't worry about the ketchup and stuff.
只要牛奶和肉别过期了 Just the milk and the meat so won't spoil.
好的 剩下的热水够一个人再洗一次的 All right, enough hot water for at last one more shower.
卡尔又把街区电路搞短路了吗 Did Carl blow up the neighborhood again?
不是的 我忘了交电费 No, I forgot to pay the bill.
喂... Hey...
你是我们当中最棒的 happens to the best of us.
不是我 好吗 Not to me, okay?
我不是像这样的 I-I'm not like this.
- 那是什么 - 心烦意乱 - Like what? - Distracted.
因为什么呢 Yeah, by what?
好吧 你是这团乱麻里唯一的新成员 Well, you're the only new thing in the mix.
等等 难道真是我让菲奥娜盖拉格分心了吗 Wait, am I actually distracting Fiona Gallagher?
真的呀 Really!
我弄完了就去买咖啡 I will make a coffee run after I finish.
- 好的 - 行吗 - Fine. - Okay?
该去上学了 Time for school, okay?
利普 下楼来 Lip! Feet on the floor!
利普 Lip?
沃伦. Warren.
我的论文呢 Where's my paper?
我的钱呢 Where's my money?
我拿来了 I got it.
好的 Okay.
眼见为实 I want to see it.
三十五元 对吗 $35, right?
不对 是五十美元 No, $50.
别瞎嚷嚷假棒子语了 沃伦 Stop speaking fake Korean, Warren.
我从没说是三十五美元 I never said $35.
上个月帮你写的论文不是 Not for the paper I wrote you last month,
上学期给你写的也不是 not for the paper I wrote you last semester,
这次的也不例外 not for this one.
懂吗 是五十美元 All right? It's $50.
三十六元行吗 Can you do $36?
不行 No.
- 那三十八块 - 天啊 沃伦 - $38? - Oh... Warren...
你再次印证了韩国人是亚洲的犹太人 once again proving that Koreans are the Asian Jews.
这是种族歧视 That's racist.
不 这是事实不是种族歧视 No. Facts cannot be racist.
爱尔兰人大多是酒鬼 Many Irish are drunks.
多数法国人体味重 Many French smell.
大多数中国人讨厌孩子 Most Chinese hate children.
所以他们才把孩子卖到美国 That's why they sell them to Americans.
现在 事实就是 Now, the fact here
你 我唯一认识的韩国人 is that you, the one Korean I know,
原本说好是五十块钱 made a deal of 50 bucks
帮他写一篇他妈的 for an original essay about The Great
了不起的盖茨比的原创论文 但是 goddamn Gatsby, yet...
却再次试图讨价还价 once again, you're trying to get me to lower my agreed-upon price.
总之一句话 Okay? So...
要么你给我五十美元 I want you to give me $50
要么GFY or GFY.
什么意思 GFY?
去你妹的 Go Fuck Yourself.
- 你又弄丢东西了 - 什么 - You're short again. - What?
库存清单 Inventory.
顺手牵羊 强取强夺 Gone, out the door without being paid for.
灌装汤 Soup,
啤酒 薯条 香烟 棒棒糖 beer, chips, cigarettes, lollipops,
盐 还有人偷盐 卡什 搞什么飞机 salt... people are stealing salt, Kash, what the hell?
孩子们 不如你们去后面 Kids, why don't you go in the back
喝些果汁吧 and get yourself some juice.
孩子们 站着别动 Boys, stay right where you are.
你们都听好了 You need to hear this.
除了你们所遗传的心脏病和一口烂牙 Other than genetic markers for heart disease and bad teeth,
这个杂货店就是我们死后留给你们的全部了 this dump is the sum total of what we're leaving you.
入店行窃已经完全失控了 The shoplifting is out of hand...
一周损失了三百二十块 $320 in one week.
我们又不是食品银行 This is not a food bank.
小偷行窃时 你干什么去了 What are you doing when all this thievery is taking place?
用手机玩打砖块吗 You playing Brickbreaker on your phone?
非要逼我安装监控吗 Do I need to get the security cameras fixed?
那可得花两千五 我们付不起 'Cause that's a $2,500 bill we cannot afford.
帮个忙 我要送孩子们去上学了 Do me a favor while I take the kids to school...
像爷们儿一样成熟些 grow a pair.
走啦 孩子们 Come on, boys.
你们带午餐了吗 You guys have your lunches?
你确定就是这里 You sure this is it?
是的 现在能放我走了吗 Yeah. Can I please go now?
等到孩子们离开的时候 When the kids leave.
利亚姆 我们得给你用便盆了 Oh, Liam, we got to get you onto this potty!
这样能省些纸尿裤的钱 We can take some of the money that we spent on diapers,
就能给你买糖果和玩具车了 and we can buy you candy, and cars!
你喜欢糖果和汽车对吗 Don't you like candy and cars?
拉屎也有奖励 一去不返的美好往昔啊 Ah, rewards for shitting... the good old days.
嗨 让我来吧 Hey, let me help.
好的 太棒了 Okay, cool.
利亚姆屏气眯眼时 When Liam starts holding his breath and squinting,
把他放在这上面 put him on this.
我也交份电费 The power bill.
拿去吧 我也算住在这里啊 Come on, I'm almost living here.
不 你不算 No, you're not.
利普昨天给了我足够的钱 Lip gave me enough to pay for it yesterday.
在汽车旅馆临下班时我又接了些活儿 I picked up a last-minute shift at the motel
忘了去电费缴费中心了 and forgot to walk it to the payment center.
四百三十块吗 430 bucks?
- 利普本月收入可观啊 - 高考时期嘛 - Lip's a bit flush this month. - It's S.A.T. season.
每年高考时他都能大赚一笔 He's always flush during S.A.T. season.
高考是啥 S.A.T.?
大学入学考试 College tests.
他帮人辅导吗 He tutors?
不 我替考 Uh, no. He takes.
好了 去玩你的小汽车吧 Okay, go play with your cars.
我有单新生意要介绍给你 Oh, hey, I got another lead for you.
你安排吧 傻蛋 Oh, set it up, douche.
今天放学后已经有安排了 I'm taking it for someone else after school today,
但 可以安排在两周后 but, uh, there's another session in two weeks.
好吧 All right.
今天别带手机 好吗 我要用 Don't take the phone today, okay? I need it.
- 我也要用 - 你要干嘛 - I need it. - For what?
无约电话销售 自荐做保姆 Cold calling, for baby-sitting gigs.
我在电话里听起来比较成熟 I sound more mature on the phone.
今天我要用电话 好吧 I'm using the phone today, okay?
快出发吧 你们要迟到了 Everybody go. You're gonna be late.
我开车载你们一程 I'll give you guys a ride.
谢谢 Thank you.
老师叫我把这个给你 Teacher told me to give this to you.
- 等等 你干了什么 - 什么都没干 - Wait. What did you do? - Nothing.
这是上周五的 This is from last Friday.
- 今天都周三了 - 卡尔 - It's Wednesday! - Carl!
等下 他 他怎么了 Wait, whoa, what'd he do?
没事 嗨 球棒不能带 Nothing. Hey, bat stays here.
说了多少次了 干嘛还塞钱给我 Why do we keep having this conversation?
因为你从来都不收 Because you never take the money.
因为我不需要 Because I don't need it.
你不是有地方要去吗 Don't you have someplace to be?
天主教徒 瞧瞧他们 Catholics... look at 'em all.
跟兔子似的一产一窝 They replicate like rabbits.
但是 要是教皇允许使用避孕套 But, you know, if the Pope ever approves of condoms,
我也可以得到洗礼 I'd get baptized.
我对天主教弥撒还是很喜欢的 A lot I like about the Catholic Mass.
有幸耳闻 Good to know.
让我们来做个了结吧 Let's get this over with.
是谁忘了什么东西吗 Who forgot what?
弗兰克忘了还钱了 Frank forgot to pay.
滚出我的屋子 Get the fuck out of my house.
你该锁好门的 You should dead-bolt your door.
这片社区治安很差 This is a dangerous neighborhood.
弗兰克已经不住这里了 Frank doesn't live here anymore.
好吧 就算他不住这儿了 Yeah, well, just 'cause he don't live here anymore,
不表示你不知道他现在住哪 doesn't mean you don't know where he lives now.
放下球棒 Put the bat down,
打电话给他 pick up the phone,
让他把欠我们的六千块还了 and tell him to get us the six grand he owes.
什么 What?
要么就把车还回来 Or bring back the car.
否则我们还会再来 对你棍棒加身 Or we'll come back and use the bat on you.
要先预付五十美元 It's a buck-50 up front.
等成绩出来 你亲眼见证了利普的高分 When you get your S.A.T. results back and see how great Lip did,
再付另外的五十美元 it's another buck-50.
今天就做吗 And we do this today?
不是 今天订满了 No, today's session is booked.
三周以后 Three weeks.
考试时让我坐你旁边吗 So I sit next to you while you take the test?
不是 No.
他冒充你的身份去考试 He's pretending to be you.
你不能去考场 You can't be there.
他们怎么会把你当做我 Why would they think you're me?
我会弄张准考证 证明我就是你 Well, I'll have a I.D. That says that I am you.
可要是他们跟我要准考证怎么办 But what if they ask me for my I.D.?
我会造个假准考证 I'm going to make a fake I.D.
但是我个头高 But I'm tall.
对 但这是我们只能这么做 Yeah. That's... That's a chance were just going to have to take.
好吧 Yeah.
周六晚上 Saturday night.
我什么时候去接你 What time can I pick you up?
七点 7:00.
好的 Done.
你现在跟小矮子约会了 You're dating Oompa now?
Oompa 电影《查理和巧克力工厂》里橙皮肤绿头发的小矮人
他话很少 但很有趣 He doesn't talk. It's fun.
进来 Come in.
我要有所突破 马来亚 I need a breakthrough, Malaya.
- 要参加家长晚会 - 噢 是很重要 - Parents Night. - Oh, very important.
- 是我女儿凯伦 - 我见过了 - My daughter Karen. - We've met.
我感觉有所准备了 I'm a little geared up.
我知道 很好啊 I understand. It's good.
孩子们得知道家长关心他们的学习 Children need to know their parents care about their education.
我跟我儿子说 "上完八年级 I tell my son, "Finish eighth grade,
美国八年级相当于中国初中毕业
然后我们谈谈你去工地工作的事" and then we'll talk about you working in construction."
不那样的话我还真没有闲钱 Not that I couldn't use the extra paycheck now.
没错 Oh. Right.
好的 Okay.
我准备好了 I'm ready.
天啊 弗兰克 Jesus, Frank!
两个混蛋闯进我们家 Two assholes busted into our house
来找你和一辆什么车 looking for you and some car?
他们跟你到这了吗 Did they follow you here?
汽车在哪 Where is it?
我曾受邀参加一个商业风险投资 I was invited to participate in a business venture.
- 你用那笔钱做了什么 - 我正要说这事 - What did you do with the money? - That's just it!
预先我一分钱也没拿到 I wasn't given any money up front!
他们向我承诺一旦保险理赔到账了 I was simply promised that money would be shared
拿到的钱就跟我平分 with me once an insurance claim was... was settled.
承诺兑现了吗 Has that promise been delivered upon?
没 没 还没有 No. No, it has not.
我警告过你 弗兰克 I warned you, Frank.
你知道这事竟然没告诉我 You knew about this and you didn't tell me?
菲 我没有时间 Fi, I don't have the time to call you
每次弗兰克有坏点子都打电话给你 every time Frank has a bad idea.
我会跟他们谈的 I'll talk to them.
是吗 那说什么呢 "嗨 伙计 Oh, yeah? And say what? "Hey guys,
抱歉 我忘了把车点着那回事了" sorry I forgot to light the car on fire."
我可不是要纵火 I was not doing the igniting.
我只是把它 "停在一个偏远的地方" I was just doing the "park in a remote location."
但不幸的是 中途我下车解手 Unfortunately, I had to make a pit stop,
当我回来的时候 车已经不见了 and when I got back, the car was gone.
你得赶快把这事处理好 You're gonna take care of this. Now.
我可以去泽西岛躲躲 Could go to Jersey for a while.
和你的乔治叔祖父待一段时间 Stay with your Great Uncle George.
不行 你得留在这里 No. You're staying here,
然后把车这个事情处理好 and you're gonna take care of this car,
因为你同时还要照料卡尔 'cause you're also gonna be here to take care of Carl.
你得去参加他的家长晚会 He needs you to show up for him at Parents Night
来讨论一下他的行为问题 to discuss behavioral problems.
浇浇水 Water the plants.
这听起来像是解决方案 而不是问题 These sound like solutions, not problems.
校方可不这么认为 The school disagrees.
他还是个孩子 He's a boy.
男孩子就是这个样的 This is what boys do!
我小时候 When I was growing up,
乔帕拉佐咬掉了一个小孩的手指 Joe Palazzo bit off a kid's finger.
你一定是胡扯 Oh, that's got to be bullshit.
艾玛丽塔修女 Sister Irmalita
捡起断肢用纸巾包好 picked up the nub and wrapped it in Kleenex.
她总是把擦鼻涕的破布塞在袖子里 She always kept her snot rag stuffed in her sleeve.
他们威胁说要开除他 They're threatening to expel him.
那就去劝他们放弃这个想法 Well, go talk 'em out of it.
他们想要一个家长 一个真正的家长 They want a parent. A real parent.
我猜这你肯定不符合啊 弗兰克 Oh, I guess you're off the hook then, Frank.
我从来没被老师威胁过 I have never been threatened by teachers,
现在也不打算开这个先例 and I am not going to start now.
我受够了这些雌雄共同体人 I am fed up with these pangender hermaphrodites
他们厌恶 who hate that human beings are a species
人类是由两性组成的物种 with two distinct genders.
就好像要向睾丸宣战似的 It's like they've declared war on testicles!
想除去学校里所有的男子气概 They want to remove all the masculinity from the schools,
让世界充斥着嗜食酸奶的怂包 fill the world with yogurt-eaters.
去查个清楚吧 Well, do your research!
我们都是野蛮人的后裔 We're all descendents of barbarians,
我们越早面对这个事实 and the sooner we face it,
越早能拥有一个值得庆祝的文明 the sooner we'll have a civilization worth celebrating.
所以 去他的 我才不会去 So, hell no, I won't go,
因为没人能让我弗兰克盖拉格害怕 'cause no one scares Frank Gallagher!
哦 见鬼 Oh, shit.
# 我感受到主的力量与我同在 # I feel the power of the Lord within me
# 我感受到主的力量在我体内流淌 # I feel the power of the Lord inside
# 我觉得热血澎湃如同他站了起来 # And I feel a surge as He rises up...
今晚你可以假扮一下弗兰克吗 Can you pretend to be Frank tonight?
抱歉了 菲 我得上班 Sorry, Fi. I'm working.
你为什么不能去 Why can't you do it?
就说你十四岁左右生了卡尔 Say you had Carl when you were, like, 14 or something.
你看着像二十三岁 You could pass for 23.
不行吗 No?
你觉得肯尼怎么样 How 'bout Kenny?
我在尽力不让卡尔被送去寄养家庭 I'm trying to keep Carl out of a foster home,
而不是给他们一个送他去的理由 not give 'em reason to put him in one.
弗兰克到时候会为了卡尔而到场的 Frank will show up for Carl.
我知道你觉得他不会 I know you think he won't,
但是我打心眼里觉得 but, deep down, I think
弗兰克能够做出正确的选择 Frank is capable of doing the right thing.
弗兰克 Frank!
孩子 把滑板给我 把滑板给我 Kid! Give me the board! Give me the board!
嘿 Hey!
- 弗兰克 停下 弗兰克 - 嘿 还给我 - Frank! Stop! Frank! - Hey! Gimme it back!
把滑板还给我 Give me my skateboard back!
上帝啊 真该死 God! Ah, fuck!
你们这帮窝囊废 You losers!
我准备好了 I'm ready.
你知道我在想什么吗 You know what I'm thinking?
印度的东西 Indian.
所以 我们去拿 So, let's go get
一点咖喱 some curry.
很好 Excellent.
现在 我们去找点 And now, how about
新鲜的鸡肉如何 we go find some fresh chicken?
哦 对了 一个美味的 Ooh, yes. A yummy
香烧鸡柳 tikka masala.
你做得非常好 You're doing great,
希莉娅 Sheila.
谢谢 Thank you.
你知道 我现在感觉棒极了 You know, I feel terrific.
能出来转转 It's really...It's really kind of nice
真的很棒 to be out and about.
你想不想看见些一同购物的人 Do you see any fellow shoppers?
哦 Oh.
好啊 Yes.
你好 Hi.
做得很好 希莉娅 Good, Sheila.
很好 Good.
哦 那不算太糟 Oh, that wasn't so bad.
好吧 现在 Okay, now,
这人走得很接近了 this one's coming a little bit close.
我们出去逛街的时候 Well...Sometimes when we're out and about...
嗯 Mm-hmm?
有时候人们会买一些相同的东西 ...people shop for some of the same things.
嗯 Uh-huh?
然后他们就会进入到我们的空间里一阵子 And they enter our space for a moment.
没错 这正在发生 Yes. That's happening.
跟她打个招呼啊 Say hello to her.
你好 Hello.
哦 那不算太糟 Oh, oh. That wasn't so bad.
那一点也不糟糕 That wasn't so bad at all.
她看起来很和善 She seemed really nice.
好吧 Okay.
哦 上帝啊 等等 Oh... Oh, God. Wait.
是时候去结账然后离开这里了 Time to check out and head outside.
不要 别啊 我们才刚刚开始 我... No, no, no. We just started and I...
还没买香草和葡萄干呢 I still need vanilla and raisins
还...还有桃子 我得买些桃子 and...and peaches. I need to get some peaches.
- 印度菜里没有桃子 - 有的 - No peaches in Indian food. - Yes!
- 有桃子 - 集中注意力 - No, there's peaches. - Concentrate.
哦 天啊 Oh, God.
哦 Oh!
不要 不要啊 No, no! No.
我做不到 我做不到 I can't do it. I can't.
停下 让它停下 Stop it! Make it stop!
不行啊 No.
抱歉我今天早上把你赶走了 Sorry I threw you out this morning.
我就爱这种有主见的女人 I love a woman that knows what she wants.
是啊 Yeah.
我今天想要有所不同 I want to be someone else today.
工作还好吗 How's work?
累得要死 Backbreaking.
我能不能过去带你吃午餐去 Can I swing by and take you to lunch?
我很喜欢这个出去吃午餐的世界 I love that there's a world where people go out to lunch.
- 下一位 - 卡尔在学校惹了麻烦 - Next. - Carl's in trouble at school.
今晚有家长晚会 他们想让弗兰克出席 Parents Night's tonight and they want Frank
但是他不肯去 to show up, and he says he won't,
所以我得想个办法 so I got to go fix it
免得到时没人去 害他被退学 before nobody shows up and he gets bounced.
挺有意思 Sounds fun.
我过会给你发短信如何 I'll text ya later?
发得猥琐点 Make it dirty.
所以 你们今晚去不去 So, are you guys going
参加家长老师交流会 to the parent-teacher conference tonight?
不 No.
得是个家长才能参加 不是吗 Need a parent for that, don't you?
嘿 你替露易丝写的 Hey, Louise got an "A" on the paper you wrote
英语课论文得了一个优 for her English class.
你是怎样一直做得这么好的 How do you keep doing that?
要想精通写读书心得的秘诀 Well, to master the art of the book report,
只需随意挑部小说 不管是什么时候写的 you just take any novel, no matter when it was written,
你只管极力辩证其主人公 and you argue that the main character
是一个潜在的同性恋 is a latent homosexual.
没说笑 真的 No, seriously.
我是说真的 现在大多数的英语教师 Seriously. Now, most English teachers
要么是同性恋或者不排斥同性恋 are either gay and agree,
要么就是异性恋 却害怕因反对同性恋 or they're straight, but too scared to disagree
而被别人打上心胸狭窄的标签 and get labeled as intolerant.
1870分 好啊 1870! All right.
太棒了 谢了哥们 感激不尽 Yeah! Thanks, man. Appreciate it.
- 上名校联盟准备正合适 - 谢谢 - Perfect for the Big Ten. - Thanks.
十大联盟指美国中西部十二所大学组成的体育竞技联盟
乐意效劳 Happy to help, man.
嘿 兄弟 你可帮了哥们儿大忙 Hey, man. You more than helped.
现在我明年绝对可以啤酒随便喝 Now I'll most definitely be a beer swillin',
美女随便上 还能代表伊利尼打球 roofie slippin', fightin' Illini next year.
伊利尼是伊利尼诺斯大学运动队的简称
- 不错吧 - 很好 - All right? - All right.
超赞 Awesome.
怎么了 泰尔 What happened, Tire?
对你的成绩不满意吗 Not satisfied with your results?
我还没收到成绩 Haven't come back yet.
随时都会有了 Any day now.
你最好别让我出丑 I better not look stupid.
那是不可能的 Impossible.
嘿 听着 今年还有最后一场考试 Hey, listen, there's one last testing session this year,
跟你朋友们宣传一下吧 so tell your friends.
别对我指手画脚 Don't tell me what to do.
我们为什么要帮助我们讨厌的人 Why do we help people we hate?
我觉得我们只是在执行 I believe we're just taking our cue
美国的外交政策的指示 from American foreign policy.
是谁啊 Hello? Hello?
- 是我 弗兰克 - 弗兰克 - It's Frank. - Frank?
进来吧 弗兰克 Come in, Frank.
很好 我很好 Okay, good. I'm fine.
鞋 鞋 Shoes. Shoes.
鞋 好吧 Shoes? Yeah.
放袋子里 放袋子里 The bag. The bag.
亲爱的 你别再纠结鞋子的事了 行吗 Hon, you got to lighten up about the shoes, okay?
我想让你把鞋放袋子里 I want shoes in bags.
感谢您让我跟您见面 I appreciate you seeing me.
你是卡尔的妈妈吗 You're Carl's mother?
不 我是他姐姐 Uh, no, sister.
法定监护人吗 Legal guardian?
不算是 Formally, no.
门罗先生 Mr. Monroe?
那个纸模型放哪儿了 Where's that papier-mache?
在这儿呢 Right here.
孩子们把自己喜欢的东西 The kids have been making papier-mache sculptures
做成纸模型 about what they love about themselves.
这是卡尔做的 This is Carl's.
这是什么 What is that?
这是一坨纸做的大便 That is a papier-mache pile of shit.
您别误会 他是个很有幽默感的孩子 Wait. He has a very developed sense of humor.
我们很严肃的 We're not laughing.
通过卡尔的艺术作品我们看到了他的未来 Carl's future is speaking to us through art.
一片黑暗 A dark future
外人都能看出来 他长大了 filled with what, even to the untrained eye,
- 肯定是个精神病 - 我 - is a budding psychosis. - I...
我们需要跟他的父母谈谈 We need to speak to his father or his mother.
他们都出城了 Well, they're-they're out of town.
这事很重要 It's important...
我要见的是家长 不是姐姐 I need a parent! Not a sister.
你们盖拉格家有那么多孩子在这儿上学 I've had what seems to be 15 of you goddamn Gallaghers
而你们的家长我一次都没见过 here at this school, and I have never once met a parent!
一次都没 到底是谁养了这么一群败类啊 Not once! Who in the hell is raising this degenerate?
今晚叫家长过来 Come back tonight with a parent
否则我就会打电话 or a call will be placed
给一个你绝对不希望我打去的地方 to a place you don't want me to call.
拜托 我就想有个人能去支持她 Please? I just want someone to be there for her.
去亲眼见证她取得的好成绩 To bear witness to her achievements.
如果只是为了凯伦 我一定会去 If it was about Karen, I would do it.
但这些家长会的主角根本不是孩子 But these nights are not about the kids.
而是那些老师为他们自己搭造的一个平台 They're about the teachers giving themselves a platform
想让你们膜拜他们 for you to worship them,
让你为他们喝彩 asking you to applaud with gratitude
感谢他们毁人不倦 for all the worthless crap
教会了孩子们那些没用的垃圾 they've been teaching your kids,
其实呢 他们只是想让你们给予他们肯定 while, in reality, they're asking you to validate them
因为他们选择将生命 for the choice they made
浪费在了教育事业上 to waste their lives as educators.
是谁啊 Who-Who's that?
希望是我从俄勒冈定的格兰诺拉麦片到了 I'm expecting some granola from Oregon.
从俄... 从俄勒冈 From... Gran... From Oregon?
人们老问为啥油价这么高 People wonder why oil prices are so high.
大老远把燕麦和糖 Shipping oats and sugar all the way...
有事吗 Oh. Can I help you?
我找弗兰克 Uh... looking for Frank.
我们是酒吧的汤米和乔伊 It's, uh, it's Tommy and Joey from down at the bar.
我们搞了一个飞镖锦标赛 We, we got a darts tournament...
为瘫痪儿童筹款 ...raising money for paralyzed kids,
我们想让弗兰克来 and, uh, we need Frank.
他可厉害了 没他我们可赢不了 We can't win and help the kids without our star player.
这个 今天他可能会有点不合作 Well, he's kind of in an uncooperative mood today,
但我试试瘫痪儿童能不能让他有所好转 but I'll see if the paralyzed kids can get him out.
我看看 Let's see.
你会玩吗 You, uh, you play?
我们也需要女士参加 We need women, too.
算了 我不会玩飞镖 No, I am not a darts person.
你们能不能 Would you mind,
把鞋子脱了 um, taking your shoes off?
如果不脱 我那在天堂的母亲 My, uh, my mother, God rest her soul,
都会伤心的 would be upset if I didn't.
房子不错 Lovely house.
谢谢 Oh, thank you.
弗兰克呢 So, uh, where's Frank?
弗兰克 Um, Frank?
弗兰克 Frank?
弗兰克 Frank!
天哪 Geez.
对了哥们 提个醒 Oh, heads up, man.
烧烤味的品客薯片没货了 You're out of barbecue Pringles.
米奇付钱了吗 Hey, did Mickey pay for that?
你得勇敢面对他 卡什 You have to stand up to him, Kash.
我他妈怎么跟他说啊 What the hell was I supposed to say?
就说"你再犯浑我就报警" How about "Cut out the shit or I'll call the cops?"
我这么跟他爸说过一次 I tried that once with his father.
现在我不欠你的了吧 What do I owe you now?!
米奇他爸正在蹲监狱呢 Mickey's father is in prison now, all right?
我不想再树敌了 I don't need any new enemies.
所以呢 你就打算放着他不管 What, so you're just going to let him keep coming in here,
让他白吃白喝啊 and take what he wants?
这是做生意的代价 It's the cost of doing business.
忘拿蘸料了 I forgot the dip.
天呐 卡什 Jesus, Kash.
米奇 Hey, Mickey,
你为什么不去别的社区偷呢 why don't you steal from a neighborhood
别对自己住的社区下手 you don't live in?
有点公民自豪感行吗 Have some civic pride, huh?
天呐 操 Jesus! Fuck.
不爽就来找我 你知道我住哪 You know where I live if you have a problem.
给 去商店把他拿走的货补上 Here, go to the store and replace the stuff he stole.
我们是懦夫 We're cowards.
在这个愚蠢的世界里我们才是智者 We're smart men in a stupid world.
快去 得在琳达回来发现之前补上 Hurry before Linda gets back and sees what's missing.
去洗手间吗 Bathroom break?
得有人陪同才行 You'll need to be escorted.
不用了 谢谢 我答完了 Oh, no, thanks, I'm all done.
谢谢你给我们重新接上电 Thanks for turning us back on.
应该的 Sure.
学校的会开得怎么样 How'd the meeting at school go?
很不好 Badly.
如果弗兰克再不出面 They're gonna sic social services on us
他们就要联系福利机构了 if Frank doesn't show,
不过鉴于他从未为了我们参加过学校的活动 since he's never once in his life shown up at a school event
我也不指望他了 我得再想别的办法 for any one of us, I'm trying to figure something else out.
不如我来晚上过去假扮他 Why don't I come tonight and pretend to be him?
我会 我会找一些惯用的借口 I'll say, you know, I'll say whatever people say,
比如说 我经常在外地 like, you know, I'm traveling a lot,
卡尔的种种表现可能只是 and Carl's probably just acting out
因为他想我了 'cause he misses me.
你看起来太年轻了 You're way too young.
我以为你会说"太帅了"呢 I thought you were gonna say "too handsome."
我可以找别人 There's other people I can try.
是吗 谁啊 Yeah, who?
反正有人 People.
好了 回头见吧 Okay? I-I'll see you later.
我不能再浪费电话费了 I can't keep burning up the minutes on my phone.
赫克托 你今晚有空吗 Hector, you busy tonight?
喂 摩根 我是利普 Hey, Morgan, it's Lip.
考试很顺利 Uh, test went well.
准考证没问题 No problem with the I.D....
多亏你那不男不女的名字 one of the benefits of your androgynous name.
我觉得能给你考个2200分吧 I'm thinking I scored you, like, a 2,200.
所以到了斯坦福之后别忘了给我寄明信片 So send me that postcard from Stanford, all right?
回见 Later.
摩根 Morgan.
摩根 Morgan!
或者应该叫你格雷格帕沃斯 Or is it Greg Powers
还是皮特奥布莱恩 还是詹马尔杰克逊 or Pete O'Brien or Jammal Jackson?
你现在都替女生考试了 摩根 You taking tests for girls now, Morgan?
鬼把戏耍得不错 Yeah, welcome to your shit show.
我是高等教育评估组织的调查员 I'm an investigator for the Educational Evaluation Service.
我们主要负责 We're the people who administer the...
- 我知道 - 哦 你知道啊 - Yeah, I know. - Oh, you do?
那就跟我说说你是怎么作弊的吧 So why don't you tell me how you cheat?
我不作弊 I don't cheat.
得了吧 Oh... right.
我真的不作弊 I don't.
你在一所垃圾高中念书 Uh-huh, let's see, you got a 2,360,
却考出过2360 2290和2400分 2,290, 2,400, and all from this crappy high school?
我诗书满腹 Yeah, I know my shit.
我这儿有一份我们刚出完的新卷子 And I got a brand-new test we just finished creating,
不如我们来看看你到底是懂得多 so why don't we go see if you know your shit
还是牛皮吹得大 or you're just full of it?
凯伦 Karen.
这儿 Here.
弗兰克老爸 你在这儿干嘛呢 Daddy Frank, what are you doing?
你说我干嘛呢 蛋都要冻掉了 Freezing my gonads off, that's what.
你看那辆小卡车 里面坐了俩凶神恶煞的家伙 You see that pickup with the two scary-looking dudes in it?
- 怎么了 - 转移他俩的注意力 - Yes. - Divert their attention
我好趁机溜回屋里 so I can slip back into the house.
弗兰克老爸 Daddy Frank,
我真的真的很想让你来今晚的家长会 I really, really want you to come to Parents Night tonight.
谁也没去看过我表现得多好 Nobody's ever there to see how great I'm doing,
而我真的很优秀 and I'm really, really doing great.
你先去分散他们的注意力再说 Distract them and we'll talk.
答应我今晚去家长会 我就去 Promise me you'll come to school for me tonight and I'll do it.
行吧 行吧 天呐 All right, all right! Jesus!
干什么事都他妈的得等价交换 Everything's gotta be quid pro fucking quo.
快去分散他们的注意力 Go, distract, distract.
今天你又让他们偷了什么 So, what have you allowed to be stolen today?
你能乐观点吗 Can we try some optimism?
乐观是讲给孩子和总统听的 Optimism is for children and presidents,
在有三千万失业人口的国家 not for mini-mart owners
开家小超市过活 我可乐观不起来 in a land of 30 million jobless.
你跑哪去了 Where the hell were you?
你看他干嘛 Why are you looking at him?
拿着那么多货去哪 Where are you going with all that stuff?
哪也不去 我... Nowhere, I...
谁干的 又是米尔科维奇家的小鬼吗 Who? Is it the Milkovich kid again?
我受够了 That's it.
我们关门吧 We're closed.
跟我来 Follow me.
今晚你能代表我们家参加家长会 I cannot thank you enough for representing
我真是不知道怎么感谢你 our family tonight at Parents Night.
凯伦肯定非常的开心 Karen is going to be so happy.
记得多问些问题 And make sure you ask lots of questions
然后回来和我说说 and then report back to me.
我得听细节 越详细越好 行吗 I need details, lots of details. Okay?
细节 细节 好的 好的 问多多的 Details, details, yeah, yeah, lots of details.
本来还想蹲在这儿 I'd stay down here and entertain you
用我的双唇让你爽一下 with my lips.
不过好像有点晚了 But it's getting kind of late.
不会的 家长会从来没有准点开始过 No, those, those things never start on time.
- 你确定 - 当然 非常确定 - You sure? - Yeah, pretty sure.
从来都不准时 我们有的是时间 They never... We've got time.
确定吗 Positive?
- 还有时间 有的是时间 - 好吧 - We've got time, we've got time. - Okay.
过来 Come here.
你错了一道 Well, you missed one.
不可能 No, I didn't.
这题目的措辞模棱两可 The wording is ambiguous.
以后会有人写信跟你们反映这个问题的 You're gonna get mail on that.
是吗 Huh.
我回去和委员会讨论一下 I'll take it up with the board.
嗯 Hm.
两千四百分 2,400.
你知道得这个分数有多罕见吗 You know how rare that is, hmm?
每年参加考试的学生 Out of a million and a half kids
有一百五十万人 who take the test every year,
只有三百人可以拿到满分 only 300 get a perfect score.
你是怎么逮到我的 How'd you catch me?
你是很聪明 Huh, well, as smart as you are,
但我们的工作人员中有比你更聪明的 we got people working for us who are even smarter.
那现在怎么办呢 So what now?
是想受惩罚还是想赎罪 你自己选吧 Well, punishment or redemption... your choice.
什么惩罚 What's the punishment?
你的意思是 你做这些事 You mean, you entered into this
就没想过被抓到的后果吗 without researching the consequences of getting caught?
什么 要做牢吗 What, jail?
不 这种事儿我们一般不会 No, we're not usually in the business
把孩子送进监狱的 of sending kids to jail.
我们的任务仅仅是保证成绩的真实合法 Our only mandate is to send universities valid scores,
不合法的成绩统统作废 and we invalidate the ones that aren't legitimate.
我在芝加哥大学工作 I'm at the University of Chicago.
到我办公室来找我 Come to my office.
还有 你要胆敢 And don't you ever, ever
再替别人考试 take a test for someone else again
我一定会找到你 狠狠地揍一顿 or I will find you and I will beat you senseless.
你从哪学的这一手 Where'd you learn how to do that?
在我认识你之前 我还经历了很多好吗 I lived a lot of years before I met you.
过来 Come on.
现在握着枪 就像你要干掉他一样 Now hold it like you want to do something with it.
- 给我试试 - 什么 - Hand it here. - What?
左肩 Left shoulder.
右肩 Right shoulder.
左腿 Left leg.
右腿 Right leg.
腹部 Stomach.
颈部 面部 Neck... Face.
心脏 Heart.
预备役训练营学的 ROTC.
对不起我来晚了 Hey, sorry I'm late.
没关系 我给你带了衬衣 It's okay; I brought you a shirt.
- 好的 - 好的 听着 - Okay. - Okay, now, listen up.
我们得表现的非常团结 We are going to stand united and show them
告诉他们我们家门兴旺 that we are a family that is thriving.
- 懂了吗 - 懂了 - You got it? - Yep.
- 走吧 - 好的 - Let's go. - All right.
走吧 Come on.
这就是家长 This is it?
这是他的哥哥 This is his brother.
我叫菲利普 Uh, Phillip.
很高兴又能见到您 先生 Very good to see you again, sir.
菲利普十七岁 我二十一岁 Uh, Phillip is 17, I'm 21, uh,
虽然我们不算是我弟弟的合法监护人 and while we may not be the legal guardians of our brother,
不过我们供他... we do supply him...
我说过我要见的是父母 I told you I wanted to see a parent.
我们今天才打开信封 We just opened the letter today.
我上个礼拜就把信给了卡尔 I gave Carl the letter last week.
你是指望 So you're relying
一个九岁的孩子去送一个这么重要的信件 on a nine-year-old to deliver important correspondence?
你们家似乎没有固定电话 You don't seem to have a home phone.
在家有很多有爱的兄弟姐妹照顾卡尔 Carl is taken care of at home by loving siblings.
这事没得商量 This is not up for negotiation.
你的弟弟就要被开除了 Your brother is on the verge of being expelled,
不幸的是 在他被开除之前 and unfortunately, there are steps the state requires
还有些官方程序要走 to be taken before he can be bounced,
而和他的合法监护人见面就是下一步 and a meeting with his legal guardian is the next step.
求求你了 你不能这么做 Please, you can't do this.
他很喜欢上学 I mean, he loves school.
可能他还想在这儿祸害更多的人 More potential victims here, I suppose.
不 他所有的朋友都在这儿 No, all his friends are here.
你够了吗 我认真的 Can you stop it? I'm serious.
我们知道他欠管教 He needs more structure, we know.
卡尔真正需要的是药物治疗 What Carl needs is medication,
一次接近死亡的体验 或者前脑叶白质切除术 a near-death experience, or a lobotomy.
你应该为你的女儿感到自豪 You should be very proud of your daughter.
反应迅速 处事泰然 乐观向上 She's prompt, poised, cheerful.
想象力丰富 词汇量充足 Vivid imagination, expansive vocabulary.
凯伦前途无量 Karen has greatness in her future.
她从我这儿学的 She gets it from me.
当她还是个小孩的时候 It's all the time
几乎所有时间都是跟着我 I spent with her when she was a youngster.
我给她识字卡片什么的 Flash cards and the like.
强迫 强迫 不停地强迫她背 Pounding, pounding, pounding relentlessly.
千万别低估识字卡片的力量 Never underestimate the power of flash cards.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我要打电话给社会福利部门 I'm placing a call to social services.
我们是不能放任 A home without a legal guardian
一个家庭没有监护人的 is a home we cannot condone.
大家好 Hello all.
抱歉我来玩了 Uh, sorry I was late.
在办公室耽搁了一下 I got held up at the office.
不过现在菲奥娜和我已经订婚了 So, now that Fiona and I are engaged, I've filed
我已经填了一些资料 the paperwork so that we can become
现在我们已经成了他的合法监护人了 the legal guardians of the children.
你知道卡尔的成绩单上有七个U吗 Do you realize Carl's report card has seven U's?
U的意思是 Uh, U's?
未达标 As in unsatisfactory.
别把U理解成不达标 But don't think of U as in unsatisfactory.
要把它想成是F Think of U as in F.
不及格吗 As in failed?
稀巴烂 As in fucked.
我没有宗教信仰 I am not a religious man,
但时不时的 会有一个孩子 but every now and then, a child comes along
能让我相信撒旦的存在 who makes me believe in the existence of Satan.
现在 必须采取措施 Now, something drastic
否则他就会越陷越深 must be done, or he's going to slip down through the cracks,
弄不好会带着狙击枪爬到钟楼顶上去扫射的 right up into a clock tower with a sniper rifle.
我们能力有限 Given our resources, he is
对他实在无能为力 beyond our ability to help.
这只是阶段性的 It's just a phase.
而且 现在我们已经意识到了 And... now that we're aware of it...
太迟了 Too late!
这种诺曼洛克威尔风格的作品也许会 This Norman Rockwell display might warm the cockles
诺曼洛克威尔 美国20世纪早期的重要画家及插画家
温暖那些觉得世上没有熊孩子 of some other fool who believes no fucking child...
哪怕是精神病初期的 都应该被拯救的垃圾 not even the budding psychotics... should be left behind...
但事实却是 but the fact is,
卡尔越早进监狱 the sooner Carl is put in prison,
这个世界就会越安全 the safer this world is gonna be.
你更喜欢米奇哈特那种画风吗 More of a Mickey Hart fan when it comes to paintings?
什么 那是什么 What? What's that?
比起诺曼洛克威尔你更喜欢米奇哈特吧 More of a Mickey Hart fan than a Norman Rockwell fan.
米奇哈特为美国打击乐手及音乐家
米奇哈特确实是一个大师 Mickey Hart's an all right painter
不过是个鼓手 for a drummer.
能让我们单独谈谈吗 Could you all excuse us for a second?
谈什么 For what?
就是到处走走 If we could just take a walk
私下聊聊 and talk in private?
呼吸一下新鲜空气 Get a breath of fresh air?
晚上好 弗兰克 Evening, Frank.
嘿... 噢 Hey... ooh!
你要做的只不过是开车 停车而已 All you had to do is drive the car and park it.
那绝对是一个意外 It was an extraordinary circumstance.
那晚有芝加哥熊队和绿湾队的比赛 It was the night the Bears were playing Green Bay.
然后有... There was an after...
如果不是为了追你 I'd be kicking you
我拉伤了腿筋 早一脚踹死你了 had I not pulled a hamstring chasing after you.
你这个小混蛋跑得到挺快 You're a fast little bastard.
我那可是国家二级长跑运动员的水平 Second team all-state in the mile.
弗兰克爸爸 Daddy Frank?
嘿 Hey.
卖个肾 或者让你十二岁的孩子去卖淫 Sell a kidney, prostitute your 12-year-old,
我不管你怎么搞到那笔钱 I don't care how you get the money, but I want
但是周六以前我要拿到六千块现金 six grand in cash by Saturday,
否则你这只耳朵就要挂我脖子上了 or this ear will be hanging around my neck.
这里没人知道 No one around here really knows
那些水龟跟有关感恩而死乐队 those terrapins are a Grateful Dead thing.
孩子们都叫它们G先生的龟 The kids call 'em Mr. G's turtles.
靠 他们连感恩而死乐队是啥都不知道 Shit, man, they don't even know who the Grateful Dead are.
老天爷 Ah, man.
1979年夏天 The summer of 1979.
那是我生命中度过的最棒的夏天 The best summer of my life.
跟着乐队在中西部游荡 Followed the Dead around the Midwest.
靠在停车场卖烤奶酪三明治为生 Supported myself selling grilled cheese in the parking lot.
对啊 他们的音乐超级棒 Yeah, they made great music.
他们的音乐振聋发聩 Their music blows.
但他们的女粉丝们 But their female fans...
是一群满身广藿香味的荡妇 ...were a bunch of patchouli-soaked sluts
都想找个黑爷们尝尝鲜 who all wanted to ball their first black guy.
我从未那么津津有味地享受过被追捧的滋味 I never embraced tokenism with more gusto.
那些水龟 Those terrapins
是一个斯基德莫尔的小妞 were a parting gift
送我的临别礼物 from this Skidmore chick...
她让我爽翻了 ...who sucked me off
感觉就像我的春袋里另有乾坤一样 like I had diamonds buried in the bottom of my ball sack.
这东西真不错 Man... this is some good shit.
我们会让卡尔变好的 You know, we're gonna turn Carl around.
谢谢你的大麻 Thanks for the joint...
但我不想在我监管之下 but I'm not gonna lose my pension
某个小捣蛋鬼害我丢了抚恤金 over some little whack job going postal on my watch.
虽然我一般搞不到 Though I do not distribute
这么高质量的货 high-quality medicine such as this,
但我可以为你引荐一些低调的人 I could hook you up with some discreet people
他们的价格包你满意 who'd give you a favorable price.
我们是在说教师折扣吗 We talking a teacher discount?
好兄弟 My man.
你究竟是怎么做到的 What the hell did you do?
见缝插针 单刀直入 Saw an opening, made my move.
应该是幸运吧 Got lucky.
爸爸 Daddy!
如果我没有这么个... If I hadn't had such a...
黛比 我们该走了 Debbie, we got to go.
我想跟爸爸打个招呼 老爸 I want to say hi to Daddy. Daddy!
嗨 Hi!
你好 小甜心 Hello, pumpkin!
凯伦 这是怎么回事 Karen, what's going on?
你说过你不会参加这些活动 Well, you said you never come to these,
所以我以为你不会来 so, I thought that you weren't gonna come,
于是我就让弗兰克来替我那没用的老爸参加了 and so, I asked Frank to stand in for my worthless father.
卡尔被开除了吗 Did they expel Carl?
我跟你说什么了 What I tell you?
夸大其词和威胁都是瞎扯 Drama and threats all for naught.
走吧 孩子们 Come on, guys.
我们走 Let's go.
拜拜 爸爸 Bye, Daddy.
再见啊 Yeah. See you.
卡尔 我们没开玩笑 Carl, we're serious.
代价真的太大了 The stakes are really, really high.
我们爱你 我们想让你留在这个家里 We love you, and we need you in this family.
留在这所房子里 In this house.
你得停止咬人 打人 伤害别人 You need to stop biting and punching and hurting people.
那我怎么才能让他们哭呢 Well, how else do I make them cry?
散播流言蜚语诋毁他们 Gossip and slander.
我非常生气的时候 You know, when I get really angry,
我通常会数到十 I usually just count to ten.
小鬼 跟你说我们要怎么做 Hey, little man, tell you what we're gonna do.
我们要给你弄一套护具和溜冰鞋 We're gonna get you some pads and some skates.
把你丢到冰面上 Get you out on the ice.
你可以把你的挫败感通过打冰球发泄出来 You can take your frustrations out with a hockey stick.
对 你可以跟我去练空手道 Yeah. You can come to karate with me.
还记得我打断了凯尔布兹利的腿吗 Remember when I broke Kyle Boozlee's leg?
钉了三根钢针才让他的脚复原 It took three pins to put it back together, huh?
说到约束和限制儿童暴力 You can't beat karate when it comes to regulated,
空手道是最好的办法 sanctioned violence for children.
能再跟我说一次老师都说了什么吗 弗兰克 Will you tell me one more time what the teacher said, Frank?
还想让我说几遍啊 How many more times?
就再说一次嘛 Just one more time.
就一次 Just one more time.
我要是在场就不麻烦你了 I... I would've known if I'd been there,
再说一次嘛 but-but just one more.
他们说 They said
她会长成一个非比寻常处事泰然的女青年 she was developing into an incredibly poised young woman.
泰然自若吗 Poised?
她肯定会的 She is.
她就是这样的好姑娘 She is quite the young lady.
弗兰克 Frank, how...
我该如何帮她 how am I gonna help her
成为她本该成为的人呢 be the woman she's supposed to be
我连这所房子都走不出去 if I'm locked up in this house?
我甚至连虚拟超市的大门都迈不出去 I can't even get through the doors of a pretend supermarket.
我如何带她去看大峡谷啊 How am I gonna show her the... Grand Canyon?
生活在我身边悄悄地发生着变化 Life is going on all around me,
而我却都错过了 and I'm missing out.
为什么我如此可悲呢 Why am I so pathetic?
嘿 Hey.
你随时都可能走出去的 You are going to get through those doors any day now,
而且是义无反顾的 and never look back.
弗兰克 Frank.
谢谢你做我的指路明灯 Thank you for being my light.
我的弗兰克 My Frank.
我的指路明灯 My light.
摩根 听着 我是利普 Um... listen, Morgan, it's-it's Lip.
我们得谈谈 Uh... we got to talk.
我有些坏消息要告诉你 I-I got some bad news
是关于你的高考成绩的 regarding your S.A.T. scores.
他们要取消你的成绩 They're invalidating your score.
见面时再详谈 I'll go into more detail when I speak with you.
很抱歉给你这样的留言 Sorry to leave this on your phone.
好吧 就是这样 All right. Um... okay.
给我回电话 Hit me back.
我不需要你的帮助 Yeah, I didn't need your help.
不 看起来你确实需要 No, it looked like you did.
你沮丧是因为我确实帮了大忙 You're upset that I actually did help.
你害怕如果我一直在关键时刻出现 You're afraid that if I keep on showing up
伸出援手 你会喜欢上它 and actually helping, that you'll like it.
由喜欢导致依赖 And liking it will lead to relying on it,
依赖成瘾以后 and by relying on it,
你就不再像你一直塑造的那个自己 you'll be less of the you you've made yourself into...
那个你我都喜欢的强大的你 a kick-ass you that you like and I like, too.
但是你又害怕一旦你学着依赖我了 But you're afraid that if you learn to rely on me,
然后某一天 当你真需要我出现时 我不在了 then one day, when you really need me to show up, I won't.
那时你就会生自己的气 And then you'll be angry at yourself
恨自己轻易相信电影里的场景出现在现实中 for believing in something you've only seen in the movies,
相信那些我一直想向你证明的事情是真的 something that I'm determined to prove to you actually exists.
为什么每次我想亲热时 How come every time I want to fool around,
你就是不能闭上你的臭嘴呢 you can't shut up?
我来找利普 I'm here for Lip
给他替我高考的佣金 to pay him the balance for the S.A.T. test?
泰尔 Tire.
利普 我的好兄弟 Lip, my man.
他们取消了我的成绩 They invalidated my score!
靠 我正要打给你呢 Shit! I was gonna call you.
我这次考试才得了六分 I'm gonna get, like, a six on this test!
你名字拼对了 You get at least a couple hundred
他们都会给你两百分的 for spelling your name correctly.
- 狗屎 - 等等 等一等 - Shit! - Wait! Wait! Wait!
我能补偿你 好吧 I can fix this, all right?
我不能在大学里打球了 I won't be able to play ball in college!
操 你就直接去打职业赛呗 Fuck, you'll go straight to the pros!
求你别... Please...
你说如果我把你大头朝下扔下去你还能活吗 You think you'll live if I drop you on your head?
肯定挂了 I don't.
利普 Lip!
靠 Shit!
我靠 Shit!
快把他拉回来 Get him back inside!
退后 Back off,
不然我连你一起扔下去 or I'll throw you out, too.
放开我大哥 Let him go!
快把我哥拉回来 Get my brother back in the house,
不然可别怪这孩子的球棒没长眼睛 or the kid swings the bat.
- 好 好 - 马上 - Okay, okay. - Now!
别冲动 我把他拉回来 Keep your shit straight; I'll pull him in.
离开 马上 Hey, now! Come on!
这里究竟发生了什么事 What the hell is going on?
卡尔搞定了 Carl's got it covered.
我只是在开玩笑 I was just joking.
行了吧 Okay?
我可以走了吧 Okay?
你跟黑人干过吗 Hey, uh, uh, you ever been with a black guy?
强奸算吗 Does rape count?
我被无罪释放了 I was acquitted.