我很榮幸地宣布今年"花魁"得主 It's an honor to announce this year's Blossom Queen winner.
女孩子一輩子中最重要的冠冕 The most important crown that any girl can ever wear.
怪誕俏女郎
迪倫·尚恩費徳 Dylan Schoenfield.
- 迪倫 - 謝謝 - Dylan. - Thanks.
迪倫 Dylan.
- 迪倫! - 是 加恩裏校長 - Dylan! - Yes, Principal Guthrie?
這是"花魁"比賽的申請表 The Blossom Queen campaign application.
- 噢 - 在這簽個名吧 - Oh. - I need your signature.
噢 謝謝 Oh, thanks.
下一位 Ahem. Next.
今年必定會很精彩 This year's going to be "fantastique",
- 知道為什麼嗎? - 為什麼? - Know why? - Why?
因為一旦我當上花魁 Because once I'm crowned Blossom Queen,
我就能成為沃蘭茲學院最受歡迎的女生 I will be the most popular girl at Woodlands Academy ever.
在樓下上課 Class is downstairs.
戲劇社的票很容易得到 Drama Club. Easy votes,
他們喜歡我戲劇性的天賦 they like my dramatic flair.
噢 上學期由我負責的學妹們 Oh, the very shirt I introduced last semester.
小嘍嘍 容易得手的票 Followers. Easy votes.
電影社的書呆子 Film Club nerds.
- 你對他們來說就像電影明星 - 絕對的 - You're like a movie star to them. - Totes.
搖滾樂狂徒 Indie rock wannabes.
吉他是怎麼一回事啊? 真以為是篝火夜啊 What's with the guitars, people? This isn't a campfire.
我真不敢相信你曾是艾米·羅布盧的朋友 I can't believe you used to be friends with Amy Loubalu.
哎呀 是沒錯 Alas, it's true.
那是我認識你倆前的事 Until I traded up to you two.
迪倫 Dylan.
我聽你的意見剪了個鮑伯頭 I took your suggestion and got my hair cut into a bob.
太可愛了 Definitely cuted up.
看到沒? 大家知道我在乎他們 See? People know I care.
票真容易得手 Easy vote.
但妮可·帕德森呢? But what about Nicole Paterson?
她是你最大的競爭對手 She's major competition.
蘿拉和漢娜視我為領袖 Lola and Hannah see me as their leader
身為領袖絕不能曝短 and a leader should never show weakness.
否則將會很"糟糕" That would be "mauvais".
那是法語"惡心"的意思 That's French for "ew."
不管怎樣 What and ever.
一個優秀的參選者都喜歡競爭 A good candidate likes competish.
如果我順利地贏了比賽 那多無聊 If I ran for Blossom Queen unopposed and won, boring.
況且只有我能坐在食堂前端用膳 And who has the number one seat on The Ramp?
嗨 Dude, hey.
噢 看呀 亞瑟幫我占了位置 Oh, look, Asher's holding it for me.
噢 真貼心 Oh. So sweet.
噢 天啊 Oh, my.
噢! Oh!
你... 你個怪胎! You... You geek!
這可是名牌! This is designer!
不 這只是金槍魚面條 No, it's tuna noodle casserole.
你太讓人倒胃口 You are so gross.
"倒胃口"這詞是單音節發音 Gross is just one syllable.
我真不敢相信 像我這樣受歡迎的人 I can't believe that popular people like me are forced
居然被迫和你這種書呆子呼吸同樣的空氣 to share the same air as nerd herders like you.
什麼? 被迫和我呼吸同樣的空氣? What? Forced to share the same air as me?
好吧 你噴那麼濃的香水 Okay, you wear so much perfume,
甚至需要防毒面具才能生存 you need a gas mask just to survive.
看著 Watch.
這可是昨天的面條 Is this yesterday's fettuccine Alfredo
- 回收再利用? - 不准拍照 - recycled? - No paparazzi.
噢 Oh.
真甜蜜 So sweet.
噢 上帝 噢 Oh, my. Oh!
你... 你個怪胎! You... You geek!
這可是名牌 This is designer!
不 這只是金槍魚面條 No, it's tuna noodle casserole.
你太讓人倒胃口 You are so gross.
"倒胃口"是單音節發音的 Gross is just one syllable.
噢! Oh!
真精彩 That's classic.
看看你對我朋友做了什麼好事 Look what you did to my friends.
但我沒有... - But I didn't...
我真不敢相信像我這樣受歡迎的人 I can't believe that popular people like me are forced
居然被迫和你這種書呆子呼吸同樣的空氣 to share the same air as nerd herders like you.
噢! Ugh!
我比較喜歡"電影怪胎"的稱呼 I prefer the term "film geek."
噢! Ugh!
他們真得好好練練 They must practice that.
卡薩布蘭卡 由科茲執導 Casablanca, Curtiz is the director.
這部電影捧紅了英格·伯曼 It also stars Ingrid Bergman,
彼得·羅裏和克勞德·芮恩 Peter Lorre and Claude Rains.
這是博加特最好的電影? 我才不同意 As Bogart's best film? I fully disagree.
非洲女王號 卡特琳娜·哈勃為女主角 The African Queen, with Katharine Hepburn,
強尼·修得瑟執導 directed by John Huston.
那部電影是個奇跡 I mean, it's miraculous.
我是說 它太讓人無法置信... 嗨! I mean, it's unbelievable. Hi.
噢 看呐 電影社的主席終於出現了 Oh, look. Film Club president finally decided to show up.
抱歉 我被"戲劇天後"給耽擱了 Sorry, guys. I got stuck in traffic on the diva freeway.
你的午餐呢? Where's your lunch?
在迪倫·尚恩費徳身上 Dylan Schoenfield's wearing it.
對 我的食物去了凡人去不了的地方 Yeah, my food went where no mere mortal has ever gone before.
食堂前端 The Ramp.
你需要通行證才能進去 You need a passport to go in there.
通行證? 你需要一整支機器人軍隊 Passport? You need a robot army.
同時具備八十三級的"屠龍"技能 With level 83 "Dragon Slayer" skills.
好吧 說真的 那裏是另一個外星世界 Okay, guys, seriously, it's a whole other alien world.
一個神秘的種族 A mystery species.
我們不會了解那些"校園紅人" We'll never fully understand the Populars
和他們怪異的相處模式 and the way their strange vortex works.
好吧 你到底發明了什麼? Okay, what are you inventing now?
人工智能的西洋棋 Artificial Intelligence chess.
嗨 艾米 Hey, Amy.
那個吉他盒很帥氣 That's a cool guitar case.
不要再做夢了 夥伴 Never gonna happen, friend.
兄弟 謝謝你潑冷水 Thanks for the support, pal.
喬什 仔細算算 Calculate this, Josh.
你從三年級開始就開始喜歡艾米 You've been crushing on Amy Loubalu since third grade.
我們是初中生 We're juniors.
減去暑假 大概有2268個上學日 That's approximately 2,268 school days, minus summer breaks,
你大可以約她出去 但你沒有 that you could have asked her out and haven't.
我可以跟你出去 I'd go out with you.
兄弟 我沒有時間約會 好嗎? Guys, I don't have time for dating, okay?
普吉特灣電影節就在六星期之後 The Puget Sound Film Festival is only six weeks away.
這是我們最好的機會 And he's our school's best shot
能夠成為全區電影社之首 at total domination of the city's student film scene.
- 你最好贏 - 不 我必須贏 - You better win. - No. I gotta win.
冠軍獎品是去好萊塢參加電影交流營 Okay, first prize is a summer at a Hollywood film camp in Los Angeles.
我要做一個驚天地泣鬼神的紀錄片 All right, I wanna make this groundbreaking documentary
改變一切 that truly changes the bar.
- 憑著這部紀錄片 - 我愛你 - You know, a film that establishes me - I love you.
打響我電影界奇才的名號 As the next cinematic genius.
那 這部紀錄片要拍什麼內容? So, what's the documentary about?
還不知道 No idea.
你不知道 You have no idea.
想跟我出去約會嗎? So wanna go out with me?
- 什麼...? - 不 - What...? - No.
進來 Come in.
F老師? Mr. F.?
噢 喬什 Oh, Josh.
這是我的申請表 Brought my application.
我的得意門生... 不錯 不錯 My favorite student and great, great.
我喜歡 I like this.
我已經迫不及待想要聽你的想法 I can't wait to see what my star student has come up with, huh?
那是一部科幻記錄片關於 It's a documentary about the evolution of robot voices
機器人聲音變革? in the science-fiction genre?
是啊 你知道在科幻電影裏 Yeah. You know how no two robots
不曾有聲音一模一樣的機器人? ever sound the same in any sci-fi movie?
我是說 現在是"我是機器人" You know, you have your, "I am a robot."
而未來可能變成... Then you have these futuristic, like:
喬什 你的題目是機器人聲音? Josh, your artistic vision is robot voices?
對 F老師 我實在很糾結 Yeah. Mr. F., I'm struggling here.
我... 我有很多好點子 但沒一個能用上 I... I've got all these great ideas, but none of them are good enough.
你是真的想贏得好萊塢之旅 對嗎? You really would like to win that trip to Hollywood film camp, huh?
勝過一切 More than anything.
那麼挑戰你自己 喬什 Then challenge yourself, Josh.
選一個你能夠發揮到極限的紀錄片主題 Choose a documentary subject matter where you stretch your limits.
探索新領域 找出真相 Explore new territory, discover the truth.
比起機器人 不如試一下真人? How about, instead of robots, a human subject?
真人 A human.
好吧 極具挑戰性 真實的人 Okay, so challenging, truthful, but human.
- 我懂了 - 沒錯 - Got it. - Right.
好了 明天把新的申請表拿來 Now, I will need a real proposal by tomorrow.
否則 我就得把名額讓給其他同學了 Otherwise, I will have to give our school's slot to another student.
好的 Okay.
不 我絕對不能接受減價 No, I am not taking a dollar less than listing price.
那太好了 我馬上把文檔發過去 Well, that's great. I can have the paperwork sent right over.
很好 晚點聯系 Great. Talk to you soon.
親愛的 你覺得怎樣? Well, sweetie, what do you think?
我們該把這裏改建成蛋糕店 Do we turn this place into a Sparkles Cupcakes
還是材料庫呢? or Accessories Barn?
爸爸 那些在倉庫裏買配件的人 Dad, anyone who buys their accessories in a barn
簡直是"悲催" is totes tragique.
考慮到魅力指數 我更喜歡蛋糕店 I vote for cupcakes, gives it more of a glam factor.
這就是我找你當首席顧問的原因 And that is why you're my top advisor.
你知道嗎? 我等下要回公司參加會議 You know what? I am gonna have to head back to the office for a late meeting.
無所謂 噢 我要借用一下你的銷售小組 Whatevs. Oh, I need to borrow your marketing team.
銷售小組? 為什麼? Marketing team? Why?
花魁比賽 那很重要 Blossom Queen. It's essential.
我需要簽名 小冊子 大頭照 I need signs, brochures, headshots.
噢 絕對不行 Oh, well, absolutely not.
但妮可·帕德森有學生會 But Nicole Paterson has the whole varsity
和學校足球隊幫她做競選海報 and JV football team making posters for her campaign.
對 不過你比她更有謀略 Yes, and you have ingenuity.
如果你想贏 你得靠自己實力 If you wanna win, you need to do this on your own.
你是個聰明的女孩 You're a smart girl.
你得靠"靴帶"把自己提起來 Gotta pull yourself up
(靠自己力量) by your bootstraps.
是 我是艾倫 Yes, this is Alan.
靴帶? 什麼意思啊? Bootstraps? What does that even mean?
呃 我是說 靴子有拉鏈 Um, hello, boots have zippers.
我當然知道 上星期我去鞋店試了十七雙靴子 I should know, I tried on 17 pairs at Shoes Unlimited last week
最後買回家的十六雙靴子都沒有靴帶 and none of the 16 pairs I bought had straps.
收訊不好? Bad reception?
對... 我... 呃... Yeah, I, well...
老兄 說真的 它不能退貨 Dude, seriously, this is not refundable.
這樣吧 你下次買手機打八折 Tell you what, here's 20 percent off on your next phone.
謝謝 Thanks.
這是進口皮革 It's imported leather.
從哪兒進的貨? Imported from where?
某個運費昂貴的國家 懂嗎? Somewhere foreign with lots of shipping costs, duh?
對 可能是意大利 是吧? Yeah, probably Italy, duh?
蜜蜂? Bee?
蜜蜂 我的老天 一只蜜蜂 Bee. Oh, my gosh, a bee.
蜜蜂 蜜蜂 噢! Bee. Bee. Oh!
噢 不 噢 老天 Oh, no. Oh, my God.
停下來 噢 天啊 Stop. Oh, my gosh.
噢 老天 Oh, my.
噢! 噢 不 噢 天啊 Oh! Oh, no. Oh, my gosh.
我的錢包 My purse.
誰能幫幫忙 Help. Somebody help.
找個人關掉噴泉開關 Someone turn the fountain off.
快點 趕快 Chop-chop.
幫幫忙 我的錢包 啊! Help. Help me, my purse. Ah!
這可是名牌 It's a Serge Sanchez.
有人能幫我嗎? 找個人關掉噴泉 Will somebody help me? Someone turn the fountain off.
法利老師說我的電影主題應該是人 Mr. Farley said that my movie subject should be human.
迪倫·尚恩費徳是人類 Dylan Schoenfield's human.
至少有幾分像 Sort of.
她對我來說絕對是項挑戰 She's definitely a challenge.
大挑戰 Big challenge.
找個人馬上關掉噴泉 馬上 Someone turn off the fountain, now.
他們為什麼都不聽我的? Why aren't they listening to me?
把你的手機給我 Give me your phone.
- 你要打給誰? - 警察局 - Who are you calling? - 911.
那是今天午餐時的怪胎 It's that geek from lunch today.
他在拯救你的錢包 He's saving your purse.
什麼? What?
等等 等等 等一等 Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
開玩笑吧? Really?
噢 Oh.
唷! Ugh!
噢! Ew!
- 什麼? - 加油 沃蘭茲學子 - What? - Go, Woodlands.
投帕德森一票 Vote Paterson.
進口皮革需要專門幹洗 Imported leather needs specialty cleaning.
當我的手機濕了 我... When my cell phone got wet, I...
我的"謝爾蓋·桑切斯" My Serge Sanchez.
你替你的包包命名? You named your purse?
不能那麼快給你 Not so fast.
我有一項提議 I have a proposal for you.
無論是什麼 我的回答是不 沒門 Whatever it is, the answer is NO, spells no way.
我能至少把提議說出來嗎? Can I at least propose the proposal first?
我希望你能當我電影裏的主角 I want you to star in my movie for the film festival.
噢 什麼? 主角? Oh, what? Star?
呃 那是... 關於什麼的電影? Uh, what's it...? What's it about?
你和你的生活 You. Your life.
我是說 校園紅人和競選花魁的生活 You know, what it's like to be popular
是怎樣的? and run for Blossom Queen?
妮可·帕德森有海報和胸章 Nicole Paterson might have buttons and posters,
但有什麼能和電影比? but what's that compared to a movie?
尤其當我是主角時 Especially if it's about me.
成交 Deal.
只要你不戴這個 Once you lose this.
成交 Deal.
比賽開始變得白熱化 The competition just got serious.
比賽對我來說一直很白熱化 It's always been serious for me.
泰德? Thad?
明天 午餐時間 在餐廳 Tomorrow. Lunch. The dining hall.
我們可以試著拍我的電影 We can start filming my movie then.
事實上 那是我的電影 Actually, it's my movie.
我的鞋子呢? Where are my shoes?
謝爾蓋 你需要心肺複蘇術 You need some major CPR, Serge.
瑪爾塔 Marta.
我需要人幫忙提東西 I need help carrying.
瑪爾塔? Marta?
迪倫 我去看牙醫了 晚餐在冰箱裏 Dylan, went to dentist, dinner's in the fridge.
愛你的 瑪爾塔 Love, Marta.
你會變得煥如一新的 謝爾蓋 You'll be as good as new, Serge.
艾米上傳了一張迪倫的照片 Amy posted a picture of Dylan.
什麼? What?
她怎麼能這麼做? Why'd she do that?
當我和艾米贏得二年級科學展時 My mom took that photo
我媽幫我倆拍的照片 when Amy and I won the second grade science fair,
當我們還是閨蜜的時候 back when we were besties.
媽媽就在那一年去世的 Mom died later that same year.
有時候我喜歡翻看她的遺物 Sometimes I like to look through her old stuff.
感覺起來 她放佛還在我身邊 Makes me feel like I'm still with her.
喬什 是你嗎? Josh, is that you?
不是 媽媽 是個碰巧有前門鑰匙的小偷 No, Mom, it's a burglar who just happens to have keys to the front door.
嗨 莫斯 你在對誰吠呢? 夥計? Hey, Mouse. Who'd you bark at today, buddy?
對著誰叫喚呢? Who'd you bark at today?
你今天對誰吠呢? Who'd you bark at today?
噢 很好 你真是個乖孩子 Oh, yes, you're a good boy.
我們走 快點 快跟上 Let's go. Come on. Come on.
快點 快跟上我 快點 Come on. Look at me. Come on.
快點兒 Come on.
你也是 Same to you, I think.
嗨 你知道嗎? 我找到紀錄片的新主題了 Hey, guess what? I found my new documentary subject.
迪倫·尚恩費徳 Dylan Schoenfield.
- 噢 那太好了 寶貝 - 是啊 - Oh, that is wonderful, hon. - Yeah.
- 他是誰? - 是她 媽媽 - Who is he? - She, Mom.
- 噢 - 學校裏最受歡迎的女孩之一 - Oh. - One of the most popular girls at school.
我准備跟著她 拍攝她競選花魁冠軍的全過程 I was gonna follow her around, shoot her Blossom Queen campaign.
我打算來個"校園紅人"黑幕大揭秘 I'm thinking a hard-hitting exposition on popularity.
嗯 好吧 聽上去像是個大工程 Huh. Well, that sounds like an ambitious project.
是啊 說到工程 媽媽 那是什麼? Yeah. Speaking of projects, Mom, what is that?
上壽司課學的 我正在做辣味兒的龍卷 Sushi-making class. I am making a spicy dragon roll.
很不錯... Great.
好吧 就是這樣 There we go. That's that.
噢 不 我的豆面醬 Oh, no, my miso.
嘿 媽媽 我們不如叫外賣披薩 如何? Hey, Mom, you just wanna phone in for pizza instead?
噢 好吧 Oh, yes.
這樣好多了 So much better.
不 不 不 不要啊 別動... No. No, no, no. Give me...
快去抓住它 Go and get him.
嗨 保羅 我是桑迪 Hey. Paul, it's Sandy.
噢 我喜歡這個提案 嗯? Oh, I like this, huh?
校園紅人大揭秘 An exposition on popularity.
是啊 是你要我挑戰自己 Yeah. You told me to challenge myself
而恰好迪倫·尚恩費徳是一個巨大的挑戰 and Dylan Schoenfield's proving to be a big challenge.
別忘了我還說了什麼 Don't forget what else I said.
- 挖掘真相? - 沒錯 - Seek out the truth, huh? - Right.
最棒的紀錄片導演是不會先入為主 The best documentarians leave their preconceived notions at the door.
嗯... Uh...
您說的太對了 F先生 的確 Totally, Mr. F., yeah.
迪倫·尚恩費徳 哼? Dylan Schoenfield, huh?
"紅人"這個主題會比你想象中的複雜許多 Popularity could turn out to be more complicated than you think.
歡迎加入競選 喬什 Welcome to the competition, Josh.
下一步 好萊塢 怎麼樣? next stop Hollywood, huh?
- 好啊 - 一步一步行動起來 - Yeah. - Little bit of the action.
嗨 你准備好開始了嗎? Hey. You ready to start?
- 差不多了 拿著 - 嗯 - Almost. Hold this. - Mm.
首先 我們定些硬性規定 First, some ground rules.
第一 我們需要制定嚴密的拍攝時間表 One, we need to set a strict filming schedule.
除了拍攝時間外 不要跟著我 No hanging around me before or after.
當然了 你以為我想啊 Sure. Like I'd want to.
第二 我需要美容經費 Two, I need a beauty budget.
50美元一周應該夠了 So $50 a week should suffice.
美容經費? Beauty budget?
我每天只有5塊的午餐費 I only get $5 a day for lunch.
第三 不能拍我的左臉 絕對不行 Three, no filming from my left side. Ever.
左側不好看 看到沒? It's my bad side, see?
看上去沒差 你總是這麼難伺候嗎? They're exactly the sa... Are you always this high-maintenance?
讓自己看起來漂亮並不是難伺候 It is not high-maintenance to want to look nice.
好了 我好了 Voila, now I'm done.
嗨 你不要午餐了嗎? Hey, don't you want this?
噢 你可以它放到我的餐位上 Oh, you can just set it down at my seat.
台階上嗎? The Ramp?
是啊 不然還會是哪裏? Duh, where else would we eat lunch?
迪倫? Dylan?
我們正在拍一部電影 We're shooting a movie.
借過 Excuse me.
怪胎邁出的一小步 One small step for geeks.
是怪胎們的一大步 One giant leap for geek-kind.
還沒到時候 Not now.
為什麼你那麼堅持要當選花魁? Why so determined to be Blossom Queen?
因為這是確保終身受歡迎的最好方式 Because it's the best way to ensure lifelong popularity.
你不是已經很受歡迎了嗎? Aren't you already popular?
問你個問題 陽光檸檬汁做廣告嗎? Let me ask you this, does Sunshine Lemonade advertise?
是的 他們拍攝水上滑板企鵝的廣告 Yeah, they have the commercials with the waterskiing penguins.
噢 我喜歡企鵝 Oh, I like the penguins.
陽光品牌已經是第一了 他們不需要做廣告 Sunshine is already number one. They don't need to advertise.
他們做廣告是為了維持第一 懂了嗎? But they do it to stay number one. Get it?
- 懂了 - 很好 - Got it. - Good.
大家都以為 成為受歡迎的女孩是很容易的事 Everyone thinks it's so easy being the popular girl.
一點也不簡單 It's so not easy.
姐妹們 這是我的電影 Girls, this is moi's movie.
如果他們想要補充什麼 沒問... If they wanna add something, that's fin...
但是受歡迎並不容易 But being popular is so not easy.
就像王室成員 或者第一夫人一樣難 It's like royalty. Or being the first lady.
你必須合乎難以達到的完美標准 You have to live up to impossible standards of beauty
並且能夠帶來正面的影響 and you're expected to be a good influence.
就像我幫助沒那麼幸運的人一樣 Like I help out the less fortunate.
噢 你從事慈善? Oh, you have a charity.
完全正確 幫助沒有時尚品味的人 Absolument, fashion victims.
漢娜 這條黃色圍巾讓你黯然失色 Hannah, the yellow scarf you're wearing is washing you out.
來 Here.
換上我的圍巾 Wear mine instead.
看到沒? 我為她犧牲了自己的形象 See? I just sacrificed my own outfit for hers.
但是很值得 But it was worth it.
噢! Oh!
喬什 Josh.
對不起 Sorry.
噢! Oh!
嗨 Hey.
如果你是完美的人 If you're a ten,
就只能和像亞瑟一樣完美的人約會 you can only date a ten, like Asher.
- 要來看我的排球比賽嗎? - 嗯 - Coming to watch me play volleyball? - Mm-hm.
迪倫 他擋住你的光了 Dylan, he's blocking your light.
怎麼會有個書呆子在這裏? Why is there a talking nerd here?
亞瑟 是這樣的 Asher, we downloaded this.
喬什在拍攝我贏得花魁冠軍的電影 Josh is making a movie about me winning Blossom Queen.
友善點行嗎? Play nice?
這會和我的排球比賽沖突嗎? Does it mess with my volleyball sched?
噢 不會的 我們會安排好時間 Oh, never. We'll work around it.
好了 謝謝 Got it. Thank you.
這就是你放學後做的事? So this is what you do after school?
消費促進經濟增長 Shopping improves the economy.
噢 真體貼 Oh, how thoughtful.
我也知道 好嗎? 我很替他人著想 I know, right? I care.
好吧 從科學角度來看 Right. So in a scientific sense,
"受歡迎"會有什麼效果? how does popularity work?
其他的花魁候選人也...? Are the other Blossom Queen candidates...?
受歡迎有很多種 There are levels of popularity.
當選學生理事會會長 Anywhere from student-council-president popular
只會受父母歡迎 to only popular with your parents.
當然 妮可是受歡迎的拉拉隊隊長 Sure, Nicole's cheerleader popular,
但她有達到花魁的水准嗎? but is she Blossom Queen popular?
我深表懷疑 Doubtful.
那怎麼提升受歡迎的等級呢? So how does one move up this social scale of popularity?
方法之一就是期待它和你沾上邊 Well, one way is hoping it'll rub off on you.
受歡迎是會傳染的 Popularity's contagious.
什麼? 像感冒一樣嗎? What? Like a cold?
對的 Duh.
這就是為什麼漢娜和蘿拉爭著成為我的閨蜜 It's why Hannah and Lola battle to be my better friend.
她們之所以受歡迎是因為我 Their popularity comes from mine.
- 395除去6.5%的購物稅 - 呃 - Six-point-five percent sales tax on 395... - Um...
是25.67美元 Twenty-five sixty-seven.
不要 要了 要了 要了 Hate it, have it, have it, have it,
要了 不要 我來試幾雙玩玩 have it, hate it, I'll try some on just for fun.
你需要多少雙鞋? How many shoes do you need?
一天一雙 幹嗎? 你有多少雙? One pair for each day of the year. Why, how many do you own?
如你所見 You're looking at them.
是啊 真是悲慘 Clearly. Totes tragique.
你還要逛多久? So how long's this gonna take?
這裏不許拍攝 No filming in here.
嘿 你們可以告訴我關於迪倫的事了 Hey, here's your chance to tell me something about Dylan.
噢 比如說? Oh. Like what?
比如說你們真的是因為她才受歡迎嗎? Like does your popularity really come from hers?
我們也許沒有迪倫那樣受歡迎 We may not be as popular as Dylan,
但我們知道一些內幕 but we do know some stuff.
比如說 當迪倫達不到目的時 Like, when Dylan doesn't get her way,
她就會開啟DQM模式 she goes full-on DQM.
扮演女王的模式 Drama queen mode.
亞瑟會和迪倫約會只是因為她很崇拜他 And Asher only dates Dylan because she worships him.
亞瑟喜歡被人崇拜的感覺 And Asher loves being worshipped.
噠噠! Ta-da!
怎麼樣? So, what do we think?
姐妹們 說法語是我的專利 知道嗎? Guys, French is my trademark, duh?
所以受歡迎的人只跟受歡迎的人一起玩? So Populars only hang with Populars?
貓不跟狗一起玩 對吧? Cats don't hang with dogs, right?
真的嗎? Really?
這就是你的想法? That's your argument?
這樣比較好 It's better this way.
如果每個人都呆在自己的圈子裏 If everyone stays with their own group,
就不會有誤會 there's no chance for misunderstandings.
例如怎樣的誤會呢? Like, what kind of misunderstandings?
拿你和我來說吧 Take you and me, for instance.
如果我們一起出去拍我的電影 If we mingled outside of doing my movie together,
你可能會自作多情並約我出去 you might get the wrong idea and ask me out.
想想多恐怖 Imagine the horror.
- 你會很尷尬的 - 咳咳 - You'd be so embarrassed. - Ahem.
- 搞清楚了嗎? - 是的 - Did we get it? - Yep.
知道了 We got it.
哦! Ow!
你放學後有什麼計劃? What are your plans after school?
嗯 去做普拉提 Uh, Pilates.
但不是在周二 周二是瑜伽 But not on Tuesdays, that's yoga.
畢業後呢 After you graduate.
有什麼願望或夢想嗎? Hopes? Dreams?
你的人生目標是什麼? What's your life goal?
成為花魁冠軍 Blossom Queen.
- 在那之後呢? - 之後? - After that. - After?
如果我不能贏得花魁比賽 If I don't win Blossom Queen,
我的人生徹底就完了 my life is officially O-V-E-R, over.
噢 你漏了一塊 Oh, you missed a spot.
我沒話說了 沒話說了 I have no words. Nothing.
喬什? Josh?
吃點零食休息下? 這是沙爹肉 Snack break? It's satay.
我從泰國菜的課上學的 It's from my Thai cooking class.
嗯... Uh...
不好吃 It's not good.
電影進展的怎樣? How's the big movie coming?
喬什 Josh.
把我的鞋拿來 我的腳好冷 Get my shoes. My feet are cold.
嗯 她... Well, she's...
- 嗯 我不... - 喬什 - Well, I don't... - Josh.
- 大牌? - 是啊 - Diva? - Yeah.
是的 我想拍的是真實的 Yeah. You know, I wanna make this true
校園流行文化的紀錄片 documentary about high school popularity,
但是 媽媽 這完全是笑話 but, Mom, this is a joke.
嗯 有些時候人們表現成某種樣子 Well, I mean, sometimes people behave a certain way
是為了隱藏真實的一面 because they have something else going on.
真實的迪倫是怎麼樣的? What's the real Dylan like?
真實 媽媽? Real, Mom?
好吧 迪倫·尚恩費徳唯一真實的地方就是 Okay, the only real thing about Dylan Schoenfield
她真的很惱人 is that she's really annoying.
你要對她有信心 You have to give her the benefit of the doubt.
- 媽媽 - 你得像考古學家一樣 - Mom. - You have to be an archeologist.
挖深一點 Dig deeper.
噢! Oh!
這些畫面一定會很精彩 This is going to look fantastic.
不敢相信我們被邀請來紅人沙灘派對 I can't believe we were invited to a beach party with the Populars.
嚴格來說我們是來工作 好嗎? It's strictly work, okay?
呵 帽子真好看 Heh. Nice bonnet.
太陽很毒 Sun is evil.
好吧 我呢 是來這裏玩的 Well, I, for one, plan to have fun.
嗨 Hey.
噢 你終於來了 你帶了你的跟班們來 Oh, finally. I see you brought your non-tourage.
這是艾裏 我的助理 This is Ari, my second AD.
他負責幕後花絮的部分 He's in charge of all the B-roll.
隨便你說什麼 Whatever all that means.
好 我再去拍些額外的影片花絮 Okay, well, you know, I'm going to take some, uh, additional shots.
對不起我們遲到了 找路花了點時間 Sorry we were late, I had to get directions.
找路? 你從沒來過沙灘? 大家都喜歡沙灘 Directions? You've never been to the beach? Everybody likes the beach.
我不是 Not me.
很吃驚嗎 不是每個人都和你有一樣的愛好 Shocker, not everyone's into the same things you are.
我真不敢相信 I find that hard to believe.
哼 Heh.
來吧 Come on.
好吧 Okay.
加油 鷹隊 沖啊 Come on, Eagles. Let's go.
寶貝 慢慢來 沒關系 Next time, baby. It's okay.
我們還落後兩分 We're still two points behind.
加油 夥伴們 給點力 Go, guys, come on.
- 寶貝 喝水嗎? - 好 - Water, babe? - Yeah.
打擾下 Excuse me.
嗨 盡管地處北部 Hi. Despite our northern latitude,
太陽仍然散發著危險的紫外線 the sun still emits dangerous UV rays.
就像身處沒有洋蔥片打底的炸漢堡鍋子裏似的 It's like sitting in a fryer at Burger World without the side of onion rings.
來點防曬系數80的? SPF 80?
噢 棒極了 Oh, yeah.
噢 太棒了 Oh, yeah.
開動了 Come here.
嗨 艾米 Hey, Amy.
做好事呢 棍子活 Nice, uh, stick thing.
謝謝 這個叫短嘴鱷鉗 Thanks. It's called a Gator Grabber.
鉗子? 像短嘴鱷一樣嗎? 哇 Gator? Like alligator. Whoa.
- 哈哈 - 真奇怪啊 - Ha, ha. - That's weird.
- 保護環境? - 對啊 - Saving the environment? - Yeah.
是啊 綠色生活嗎 Yeah. Go green.
嗨 進展得很好 Hey, doing okay.
我和艾米有了第一次真正的交談 Amy and I had our first real conversation.
這個應該叫鱷魚捕捉器 Should be called a Croc Catcher
因為鱷魚其實是吃垃圾的 because crocodiles actually do eat garbage.
- 是嘛 - 是啊 - Oh. - Yeah.
喬什 Josh.
喬什? 喬什? Josh? Josh?
喬什 休息夠了吧 Josh, enough with the unscheduled break.
該回去工作了 It's time to get back to work.
你好 迪倫 Hi to you too, Dylan.
最近過得還好嗎? How are you these days?
如果外人不亂上傳過去的舊照片 I'd be better if strangers didn't tag me
我會過得更好的 in ancient pics online.
- 快點 喬什 - 外人? - Come on, Josh. - Strangers?
據我所知 我們曾經是朋友 Gee, as I recall it, we used to be friends.
喬什 快起來 我們走 Josh, come on, let's go.
迅速點 時間就是金錢 Chop-chop, time is money.
再見 艾米 Bye, Amy.
再見 喬什 Bye, Josh.
哦 我剛才救了你 Oh, I so saved you back there.
你應該專心拍我 而不是去調情 You should have been focused on filming me, instead of flirting.
調情? Flirting?
我不是在...我是... 不 不 不 I wasn't... I wa... No, no, no.
我從來不調情 I don't flirt.
哦 也是 那調情真蹩腳 Oh, clearly. It was totes tragique.
很明顯你喜歡艾米·羅布盧 It's more obvious that you like Amy Loubalu
勝過妮可·帕德森的新發型 than Nicole Paterson's hair extensions.
是 我是說 不是 Yeah. I mean, no.
等下 Wait.
你們曾經是朋友? You two used to be friends?
嗯 我知道 這很難相信 那都是小學的事了 Ugh. I know, hard to believe. Back in elementary school.
你有在拍我完美的側臉 對吧? 這樣 Are you getting my good side, right? Over here.
是 是 是 我在拍了 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm getting it.
後來出什麼事了? So, what happened?
看看她 再看看我 Look at her and look at me.
生活變了 換句話說 我很受歡迎 Life happened, I.e. I'm popular.
艾米也很受歡迎 Amy's popular.
我已經解釋過了 喬什 We've gone over this, Josh.
她只是在樂隊裏出名罷了 She's "I'm in a girl band" popular.
配不上花魁冠軍的稱號 Not Blossom Queen popular.
哦 糟了 排球比賽結束了 亞瑟! Oh, no, the volleyball game's over. Asher!
瑟仔 Ash.
- 嘿 你們去哪? - 看電影 那裏夠黑 - Hey, where are you guys going? - The movies. It's dark.
而且沒人偷我的零食 And no one steals our snacks.
勝利意味著比薩店 Victory means Pizza Land.
兩個大號的火山比薩 Two large Meat Volcanoes,
三層奶酪 准備好了嗎 迪倫? triple cheese. You ready, Dyl?
哦 瑪爾塔 昨晚給我做了比薩當晚餐 Oh, well, Marta made me a pizza last night,
所以我提前打了電話預約 so I called ahead and got us all reservations
鎮上那家新開的壽司店 to the new sushi place downtown.
生魚片? Raw fish?
惡心 Ralph.
那你自己吃的開心吧 Have fun with that.
- 我要和兄弟們一起去啦 - 耶 - I'm outtie with my boys. - Yeah.
耶 Yeah.
我也不喜歡吃魚 I don't like fish either.
我可以每天都吃比薩 I could eat pizza every day. Heh.
等等 Wait.
等等 哦 不 不 不 Wait, wait, no, no, no.
快報警 快報警 有人要偷我的車 Call 911. Call 911. Someone's stealing my car.
你在幹嘛啊? 停 這是幹嘛呢? What are you doing? Stop, what is this?
你欠了六張未繳費罰單 Six unpaid parking tickets.
哎喲 Oops.
- 是七張 - 啊 - Seven. - Ugh.
什麼時候? When? You mean those little
你是說貼在擋風玻璃上的小紙條? flyer thingies on my windshield?
- 那可不是什麼賀卡 女士 - 哦 不 - They ain't greeting cards, lady. - Oh, no.
求你了? Please?
求你啦? Please?
哦 Oh...
你肯定有車 對吧? You surely have a car, right?
對 Yeah.
這就是你的車?! This is yours?!
還能跑嗎? 吃汽油的嗎? And it runs? On real gas?
她是有點舊 So she's a little old.
舊? 這輛車簡直是史前古跡 Old?! This thing is, like, prehistoric.
某個山頂洞人沒准正在找他的車呢 You know, somewhere a caveman is missing his car.
幫幫忙啊?! Hello?
謝謝 Thank you.
你幹嘛藏起來? Why are you hiding?
怕丟人 It's called shame.
好了 他們走了 Well, they're gone now.
打開收音機只會消耗電量的 Okay, turning on the radio isn't gonna help our battery situation.
新聞? 惡心 News? Gross.
怎麼 你討厭聽新聞? What, the news bores you?
聽過流行樂嗎? 我們還很年輕 要找點樂子 Ever heard of pop music? We're young, live a little.
- 啊哦 - 怎麼了? - Uh-oh. - What "oh"?
那是什麼? What's that?
喬什 我的車從來沒這樣過 Josh, that never happens to my car.
什麼情況? 冒煙了 What is that? That's smoke.
你要怎麼修啊? How are you gonna fix it?
我們得找個加油站 We're gonna need to find a gas station.
- 我們?! - 好吧 - We?! - Fine.
在這等著 Stay here.
我可不想被看見坐在這破車裏 There is no way I am risking being seen hanging out in this thing.
喬什 Josh.
哦 破電話 Ugh. Stupid phone.
你在忙著和誰發短信啊? Who are you so busy texting?
我的閨蜜 The girls.
告訴她們這是我一生中最糟糕的一天 Telling them that this is the W-O-R-S-T, worst day of my life.
是嗎? 我也是 Yeah? Ditto.
哦! 哦! 喔 喔 喔 Ow! Oh! Ow, ow, ow.
我的腳踝 我想可能斷了 My ankle. I think it's broken.
你可能只是扭到了 You probably just twisted it.
反正我走不了了 否則會腫起來 Well, I can't walk, it could swell up.
你知道麼 這都是你的錯 You know, this is all your fault.
如果你不開這破車來 我也不會這麼衰 If you didn't have a junker car, this never would've happened.
很抱歉不是每個人都開得起寶馬 Sorry we don't all have nice BMW's.
你不那麼大牌 你的愛車也不會被拖吊 Which you'd be driving right now if you weren't such a diva.
- 你說我什麼? - 沒什麼 - What did you call me? - Nothing.
你剛的確說了 我聽到了 You said something. I heard.
- 好吧 - 噢 - Fine. - Ow.
大牌 我說你大牌 Diva. I called you a diva.
小心我的腳 永遠不許你那樣叫我 Precious cargo here, buddy. And don't ever call me that word ever again.
什麼 大牌嗎? What? Diva?
D-I-V-A 怎麼拼來著? D-I-V-A, what's that spell?
哦 沒錯 就是大牌 Oh, that's right, diva.
大牌? 我是個電影明星 你自己說的 Diva? I'm a movie star. You said so yourself.
不 你只是個自私的牢騷王 No, what you are is a selfish whiner.
我很有才華 收回你的話 否則我... I'm talented. Take that back or I'll...
- 否則怎樣 - 否則我會炒了你 - Or what? - I'll fire you from my movie.
那是我的電影 我才是導演 It's my movie. I'm the director.
如果有人被開除 那也是你 你個大牌 If anyone's fired, it's you, you diva.
- 哼 你被炒了 - 不 是你被炒了 - Ew. You're fired. - No, you're fired.
等等 你要去哪? Wait. Where are you going?
一向是我說的算 I always get the last word.
不 今天例外 Nope, not today.
那我要怎麼回家啊? But how am I gonna get home?
哦 這世上有種東西叫巴士 Uh, there's this thing called the bus.
坐車愉快 Enjoy the ride.
巴士? Bus?
終於甩掉那個自以為是的家夥 I got rid of the drama queen.
我想現在換主題應該還不晚 I'm sure it's not too late to change documentary subjects.
對吧? Right?
我想現在要換主題已經太晚了 I'm afraid it's too late for you to change your documentary subject.
- 否則你將來不及拍完 - 沒錯 - You'll never get a new film done in time. - Yeah.
你一向不會輕言放棄的 喬什 怎麼了? You're not a quitter, Josh. What happened?
是迪倫·尚恩費徳 好嗎? It's Dylan Schoenfield, all right?
她太難搞了 She's too much of a challenge.
有時候現實就是殘酷的 Sometimes the truth isn't easy.
如果沃蘭茲學院沒有學院晉級 It's a shame to think Woodlands won't even have an official entry
今年電影節決賽的話 會很可惜的 in the film festival this year.
所以 真會這樣嗎? Now, will it?
好啦 你能做到的 Okay, you can do this.
- 打敗他們 - 謝謝 - Knock them dead. - Thanks.
謝謝 謝謝大家 沃蘭茲學院的各位 大家好 Thank you. Thank you, everybody, and hello, fellow Woodlanders.
我是迪倫·尚恩費徳 大家一定都知道 Dylan Schoenfield here, like you don't know.
無論如何 今年的校園女皇請投我一票 Anyway, vote for me for Blossom Queen
因為學校就應該由當紅甜心來領導 because this school deserves to be ruled by something sweet.
喔! 誰想吃糖? Whoo! Who wants candy?
每個人都愛巧克力 對吧? Everybody loves chocolate, right?
甜甜的 就像我一樣 It's sweet and it's me.
該輪到我了 Everyone gets their turn.
嗨 大家好 我是妮可·帕德森 Hi, everyone, it's me, Nicole Paterson,
你們下一屆的校園女王 your next Blossom Queen.
准備 開始 Ready, okay.
N 代表漂亮 N stands for nice.
I 代表正直 I stands for integrity.
C 代表酷 C stands for cool.
O 代表獨特 O stands for original.
L 代表忠誠 L stands for loyal.
E 代表超級美味的紙杯蛋糕 And E stands for extremely delicious cupcakes.
加油 同學們 Go, Woodlands.
投帕德森一票 哈-哈-哈 Vote Paterson. Ha-ha-ha.
喔 每人都有蛋糕喔 Whoo! Cupcakes for everyone.
過來拿吧 Come get your cupcakes.
哦 不 不是吧 Oh, no, she did not.
哦 是 就是 Oh, yes, she did.
我們也能去吃蛋糕嗎? Can we get a cupcake too?
哦 投帕德森一票 Oh, vote for Paterson.
投帕德森一票吧 Vote for Paterson.
迪倫 Dylan.
伊恩·格林誇我的新發型漂亮 Ian Green complimented my new haircut
還要請我去參加舞會 and then he asked me to spring formal.
很棒吧 對吧? Awesome, right?
哦 奧維利亞 那太棒了 Oh, Olivia, that's great.
那你能選我嗎? So I can count on your vote?
嗯... Uh...
沒關系啦 迪兒 What and ever, Dyl.
紙杯蛋糕遜斃了 Cupcakes are lame.
你還有關於你的電影呢 You have a movie being made about you.
對啊 你會成為電影明星的 Yeah, you're gonna be a star.
是啊 妮可·帕德森怎麼能比呢? Yeah, like Nicole Paterson can compete with that?
古希臘的士兵以方陣的形式作戰 The soldiers of ancient Greece fought in a phalanx.
拉丁語是手指的意思 Latin for finger.
一個方陣就是一種長方形的隊形 A phalanx is a rectangular mass military formation,
一般是由重步兵組成 usually composed entirely of heavy infantry.
是 是 是 我們懂了 Yeah, yeah, yeah, we get it.
斯巴達步兵借助塞莫皮萊平原的狹長地形 The Spartan hoplites combined with the narrow space of Thermopylae
打了一場無聊的戰爭 made for a seriously not-glamorous battle.
我現在也有戰爭要打 But I've got my own battles.
沒有我的電影我是不可能贏的 I'll never win Blossom Queen without my movie.
這種方陣的優勢在於 The persuasive qualities of the phalanx
它相對簡單 成本低廉 were its relative simplicity and low cost,
並且很有政治影響力 as well as being a source of political influence.
有時候方陣必須以最快的速度前進 As well, sometimes when the phalanxes were pushed at top speed,
借而產生沖撞力 they would ram.
也就誕生了"希臘閃電"這個詞 Thus we learn the term Greece Lightning.
嘿 Heh.
貝拉·盧戈西 弗蘭克·蘭格拉 Bela Lugosi, Frank Langella,
加裏·奧德曼 克裏斯托弗·沃肯... Gary Oldman, Christopher Walken...
克裏斯托弗·沃肯 Christopher Walken.
他在斷頭穀裏飾演無頭騎士 He played the Headless Horseman in Sleepy Hollow.
他不會去演吸血鬼的 He would never be Dracula.
克裏斯托弗·沃肯 Christopher Walken.
就是那個 我要吸你血的 You know, I'm gonna suck your blood.
我要吸血 我要咬你的脖子 Gonna do it. Gonna bite your neck,
會很疼 那就貼上創口貼 it's gonna hurt. Put a Band-Aid on.
只是別刺我的心髒 因為那很無禮 之類的 Just don't stab me in the heart, it's rude. Blah. Blah, blah...
史提芬 Steven.
我是和他一起的 I'm with them.
嘿 我能和你們站在一起嗎? Hey, can I cutsies in line with you?
你來幹嘛? What are you doing here?
我來看飛碟領航員啊 I'm here to see Flight of the Navigator.
你以為呢 Duh.
等下 你也喜歡科幻片? Wait, you're into sci-fi?
誰不喜歡科學? Who doesn't like science?
和幻象? 結合一起呢? And fiction? Together?
哇哦 就像緊身牛仔褲配上平底鞋啊 Wow, it's like skinny jeans and ballet flats. Heh.
說到衣服 我挺喜歡你的新造型 Speaking of, I'm liking the new look.
哦 繼續走 Oh, move up.
謝謝 Thanks.
嗯 迪倫為什麼會在這裏? Um, what's Dylan doing here?
電影社應該只有我一個女生 I'm supposed to be the only girl.
電影社的方針是對外開放 對吧? The Film Society has an open policy. Right?
對 團規的確是這麼說的 Right. It's in our bylaws.
我們可不想像校園紅人那夥人一樣排外 You know, we don't wanna be exclusionary, like the Populars.
大家在聊什麼? So, what are we talking about?
不是聊你 我是說... Not you. I mean...
除了電影 還能有什麼? The movie. What else?
我認為電影裏主角沒有變老不符合邏輯 I question the notion that the protagonist didn't age.
如果他變老了就沒意思了 這才是電影 There is no plot if he did grow older. It's called a movie.
但在展會上並沒有解釋這點 對吧? They didn't explain that in the exposition, did they?
你的懷疑有什麼依據嗎? Where's your suspension of disbelief?
你知道啊 就是... You know...
想來點嗎 凱特琳? You wanna halfsies, Caitlin?
你有什麼補充嗎 迪倫? Anything to add, Dylan?
這叫時間膨脹 各位 It's called time dilation, people.
這是愛因斯坦在的相對論理論 As Einstein theorized in the twin paradox,
時間流逝速度取決於觀察者的相對速度 the passage of time is linked to the speed of the observer,
所以以250倍光速往返培倫星球一次 that traveling to and from the planet Phaelon 250 times the speed of light
就會中止衰老 明白嗎? would virtually suspend aging, duh?
嗯 我發現這世上確實有種東西叫巴士 So I've discovered that there is such a thing as a bus.
最近我去哪都坐巴士 很環保 I've been taking it everywhere lately, it's green.
好吧 我爸爸扣押了我的愛車 Okay, so my dad grounded the Dylish-mobile
直到我可以自己付清罰單為止 until I can pay off my parking tickets.
沒關系 我的車就在那 It's all good, I'm parked down here.
你為什麼要隱瞞你很聰明? So, what's with the secret smarts?
說對啦 因為這是秘密 Exactly. They're secret.
所以還是別說了吧 Now, let's keep it that way.
對 因為上帝不允許任何人發現 Yeah, heaven forbid anyone thought you had a brain
你漂亮的小腦袋其實聰明的很 in that pretty little head of yours.
只有書呆子成績才好 Only nerds get A's.
你覺得我漂亮? You think I'm pretty?
當然了 大家不都覺得嗎? Sure. Doesn't everyone?
好把 聽著 我在考慮重新 Okay, so look, I was thinking I could nicely
任命你來拍我的電影? un-fire you from my movie.
真的? 你是說 我可以重新 Really? You mean, I could nicely
雇用你做我的演員? re-hire you for my movie?
有傳聞說 你失去了電影題材所以 Word on the street is that you had to drop out of the film festival
必須要退出電影節比賽? because you don't have a film anymore.
我猜想你想贏得比賽的決心 I'm guessing you wanna win
不亞於我想贏得校園皇後 that just as bad as I wanna win Blossom Queen?
有道理 但是有一個條件 Fair enough. But under one condition.
不許再耍大牌 No more diva.
什麼? 我從來不大牌 What? I was never a diva.
公交車站在那邊 Bus stop is that way.
好吧 成交 Fine. Deal,
重新合作 part two.
成交 重新合作 Deal, part two.
那這回你的車能啟動了嗎? So is your car gonna start this time or...?
神秘點才有趣 The fun is in the mystery.
來吧 Come on.
好的 Okay.
甜蜜的家... Home sweet...
哇哦 Wow.
你家好大哦 It's big.
很誘人 對吧? Real inviting, right?
你父親在上班? Is your dad at work?
嗯 Yeah.
你母親呢? Where's your mom?
她去世了 She passed away.
在我8歲的時候 I was 8.
我不是故意... I had no...
- 我很抱歉 - 沒關系 - I'm sorry. - It's okay.
你要進來嗎? 休息一會? So you wanna come in? Hang for a bit?
好啊 Sure.
那你父親是做什麼的呢? Okay, so, what does your dad do?
哦 他在城鎮附近擁有一些房產 Oh, he owns a bunch of real estate around town.
所以他不是工作就是陪他的女友 So he's either always working or hanging with his girlfriend.
我爸爸住在聖地亞哥 Yeah. My dad lives in San Diego.
看來我們都是單親家庭 Guess we both only have one parent.
過來 我給你看點東西 Come on, I wanna show you something.
我准備讓你瞧瞧我的頂級秘制烹飪秘方 What I'm about to share with you is a highly top-secret recipe.
廚房食物大彙集聖代 The everything-but-the-kitchen-sink sundae.
我從來沒聽說過 Yeah, I've never heard of that before.
當然咯 否則怎麼稱得上是"秘方"呢? Duh, what do you think "top secret" means?
秘訣就是 把你在廚房能找到的 And that secret is you find every sugary, gooey substance
所有甜的 粘稠的食物都混合在一起 you could possibly find in the kitchen and mix it all together.
還等什麼呢? What are we waiting for?
歡迎來到廚房食物大彙集聖代制作現場 Welcome to the everything-but-the-kitchen-sink sundae.
你需要加進冰淇淋 需要大量的冰淇淋 You wanna get your ice cream in there. You want a variety of ice cream.
你覺得冰淇淋夠了嗎? You think that's enough ice cream?
軟糖熊 Gummy bears.
你喜歡軟糖熊嗎 來一塊? I love gummy bears. You want a gummy bear?
灑上去 Sprinkles.
喔 Ooh.
蠕蟲糖 Worms.
惡心吧 Gross.
喔 Ooh.
軟糖熊和巧克力片混在一起? Gummy bears and chocolate chips together?
你要做什麼? What you gonna do?
你要怎麼做? What you gonna do about it?
你打算怎麼做? What you gonna do about that?
噢-謔-謔 Oh-ho-ho.
迪式美食 Dylish.
八卦一下你和艾米的進展 So, what's the 411 on your Amy crush?
雖然我不懂你為什麼喜歡她 Although I don't know why you're crushing on her.
花生醬在哪? Where's the peanut butter?
我甚至不認為書呆子會去約會 You know, I didn't even think that nerds dated.
是怪胎 好吧 我們也是人 迪倫 Geeks. Okay, and we are people too, Dylan.
既然談到八卦 Since we're talking about personal 411s,
不如談談你和亞瑟? what's with you and Asher?
- 我們怎樣? - 他就是個白癡 - What about us? - Well, he's kind of an idiot.
天啊 我可沒問你的意見 Gee, I don't remember asking you your opinion.
嘿 是你挑起的 Hey, you started it.
談談我和我的感情生活 Talking about me and my "love life."
沒錯 感情生活說明你在約會 而你卻沒有 Exactly. "Love life" implies you're dating, which you are not.
我知道我的電影需要什麼了 改頭換面 I know what my movie needs. A makeover.
不 拜托 別再拍購物鏡頭了 No, please, no more shopping footage.
不是為我 是為你 Not for me, for you.
來 我可以替我的電影加點開場段子 Here, I can get some before footage of my work.
我不是那些沒時尚品味的一員 I'm not one of your fashion victim charities.
好嗎 迪兒? 我喜歡我現在的樣子 Okay, Dyl? I like the way I am.
想也知道 You would.
再來點奶油? More whipped cream?
偷窺夠了嗎? Snoop much?
這是你媽媽? Is this your mom?
是啊 她在沃蘭茲學院春季舞會遇到我爸爸 Yeah. She met my dad at the Woodlands Spring Formal.
很瘋狂 對吧? Crazy, huh?
等等 你媽媽是花魁得主? Wait. Was your mom Blossom Queen?
那是很久以前的事了 Back in the olden days.
1985年 1985.
哇喔 Wow.
你猜你一定很想念她 I bet you miss her.
非常想 Lots.
房子只有我和爸爸住實在是有點寂寞 This house gets kind of lonely with just me and my dad.
所以那時你說沒什麼比得上贏得校園皇後 So when you said there's nothing more to life than winning Blossom Queen...
是啊 是為了我媽媽 Yeah, because of my mom.
如果我贏了 就仿佛我們之間還有聯系 If I win, it's like we're still connected.
就像她還在我身邊 Like she's still with me.
你知道嗎 我會照做 You know what, I'll do it.
我答應改頭換面 I'll do the makeover.
- 真的? - 對啊 - Really? - Yeah.
從這個開始 真讓我興奮 Let's start with this. I'm getting so excited.
膝蓋抬高 下巴抬起來 Knees higher. Chin up.
手肘和繩子一起動 Make sure your elbows move with the rope.
做的不錯 That's pretty good.
好的 動起來 動起來 加油 Okay, let's go, let's go, come on.
我不習慣滿身大汗 I'm not used to sweating.
是啊 看出來了 但女孩喜歡運動型男孩 Yeah, it shows, but girls like a sporty guy.
我不覺得跳繩適合我 啊 I don't think jump roping is my thing. Ugh.
起來 起來 Up. Up.
喔 謝爾蓋·桑切斯新出的古龍水 Oh, Serge Sanchez's new cologne,
真有男人味 Man Power.
男人味? Man Power?
把他轉過來 我想看看正面 Turn him around, I wanna see the front.
嘿 把它關了 我才是這裏唯一的導演 Hey, turn it off, I'm the only documentarian here.
讓他自己看看 Now show him.
太可笑了 Ridiculous.
等等 你是贊美我嗎? Wait, is that a compliment?
喬什 這是行話好嗎? Josh, upload on the lingo already?
- 謝謝 看上去帥呆了 -嗯哼 - Thank you, it looks fantastic. - Mm-hm.
去看看最後的成品吧 Now, go see the finished look.
哦 等等 Oh, wait.
看到了吧? 讓自己變漂亮並不是煩事 See? It's not so high-maintenance to wanna look nice.
現在 最後的神來一筆 And now, for the finishing touch.
什麼? What?
第二雙鞋子 鑒於我毀掉你唯一一雙鞋 A second pair of shoes, since I ruined the first. Heh.
真的嗎? Really?
太棒了 謝謝 迪倫 Awesome. Thank you, Dylan.
可以跟我爸爸說是電影的化妝預算 We'll tell my dad it's beauty budget for the movie.
是我媽 My mom.
她讓我回去路上順帶買點薄餅 She wants me to pick up naan bread on my way home.
我愛死印度美食了 I love Indian food.
我得和我爸爸還有他的白癡女友一起吃飯 I have to go to dinner with my dad and his stupid girlfriend.
謝謝 Thanks.
那個 如果你願意的話可以來我家 Well, you can come over if you want.
哦 不 你沒必要這麼做 Oh, no, you don't have to.
我知道 但是隨時歡迎你來 I know, but you're welcome to.
好 那還等什麼呢? Okay, what's the hold up?
謝謝 Thank you.
- 請進 - 哦 謝謝 - After you. - Oh, thank you.
這就是我家 甜蜜之家 So, this is it, home, sweet home.
嘿 你可以會一會莫斯 Hey, you get to meet Mouse today.
誰是莫斯? Who's Mouse?
哦 嘿 夥計 Oh, hey, buddy.
哦 喬什 新發型...哦 我的天 女孩 Oh, Josh, new hair... Oh, my gosh, a girl.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
- 喬什第一次帶女孩回家 - 媽 - The first Josh has brought home. - Mom.
- 哦 我得去拿相機 - 不 別去 - Oh, I need to get my camera. - No, you don't.
不就是帶女孩子回家嗎 淡定 I bring girls home. Tons.
哦 Oh.
哦 等等 你是... Oh, wait, you're...
迪倫·尚恩費徳 Dylan Schoenfield.
哦 Oh.
- 嗨 哈 哈 - 嗨 - Hi. Ha, ha. - Hi.
哦 我的印度餃子 Oh, my samosas.
嘿 媽 我帶迪倫到處看看 Hey, Mom, I'm gonna go give Dylan the tour.
好的 Okay.
- 很高興見到你 - 我也是 - Nice to meet you. - You too.
好 Okay.
媽 Mom.
太美味了 這是我吃過最好吃的印度菜 Delish. This is the best Indian food ever.
- 真的? - 是啊 - Really? - Mm-hm.
謝謝 Thank you.
別耍我媽了迪兒 Way to play my mom, Dyl.
哦 不 真的 這些印度餃子太美味了 Oh. No, not at all. These samosas are très bons,
羅森夫人 Mrs.Rosen.
哦 叫我桑迪就行了 Oh, please, it's Sandy.
兩年前我就不是羅森夫人了 I stopped being Mrs.Rosen two years ago.
- 你們倆是在約會嗎? - 咳咳 - So are you two dating now? - Ahem.
呃 不 我沒這麼說... Uh, no. I didn't te...
我去幫忙 I'll help.
喬什 麻煩你把垃圾扔出去? Josh, will you take out the garbage?
好 Yeah.
- 喬什和我只是朋友 桑迪 - 哦 - Josh and I are just friends, Sandy. - Oh.
他帶你回家見我 I thought maybe because he brought you here to meet me,
害我以為你們倆之間有什麼呢 I thought maybe something else was going on.
不 我已經有男朋友了 No, I already have a boyfriend.
而且喬什有喜歡的人 我也不知道 And Josh likes someone else, so I don't know.
別誤會 喬什是個非常不錯的人 Don't get me wrong, though, Josh is totes awesome.
我也這麼覺得 Well, I think so too.
莫斯 吃飯時間 Mouse. Chow time.
你在偷窺我們嗎? Were you spying on us?
什麼? 不 What? No.
女孩間的悄悄話? 太惡心了 Girl talk? Gross.
把毛巾給我 我要擦幹 Give me the towel, I'll dry.
那這樣夠不夠力? 惡心嗎? What do you think about that? Is that gross?
哦 天哪 停下來 Oh, my gosh. Don't do that.
不 No.
快停下來 Don't do that.
快停下來 這些可都是名牌! 快住手 Don't do that. These are designer! Stop it.
不 No.
想當然老掉牙的走路上學很是你的風格 Of course boring old walking would turn out to be your thing.
什麼? 走路上學低碳環保 What? It's green to walk to school.
你確定這真的不會太過了? You sure this isn't too much?
啊? Huh?
- 就是很好的意思 - 好吧 - It means good. - Okay.
哦 等一下 Oh, wait.
- 好 走吧 - 好 - Now, go. - Okay.
- 嘿 喬什 - 嘿 - Hey, Josh. - Hey.
- 新衣服? - 是啊 我把衣服拿去洗了 - New clothes? - Yeah, I, uh, did my laundry.
洗衣服讓你變得更好看 Doing laundry's a good look for you.
喬什 對吧? Josh, right?
深藏不露啊 Digging the vibe.
嘿 喬什 Hey, Josh.
英語課上見 See you in AP English.
什麼? What?
所以... So...
有女生主動開口搭訕 It's kind of nice having girls talk to me for something
不是為了作業的事的感覺真好 other than help on their homework.
是啊 Yeah.
又到了星期三 Wonton Wednesdays.
數學競賽選拔是在周六 The mathlete scavenger hunt is on Saturday.
太棒了 我參加 喬什你呢? Outstanding, I'm in. Josh?
嗯 喬什 發型不錯 Um, Josh, nice haircut.
夠了吧 喬什 你現在可真是炙手可熱 That's it. Josh, you've been more MIA than the final digit of pi.
你那麼矯情地出現 發生什麼事了? Then you show up with a fake-over. What's going on?
別緊張 兄弟 只是換新發型和新鞋子 Relax, guys. It's just a new haircut and some new shoes.
迪倫覺得這樣能讓紀錄片更有趣 Dylan thought it would be fun for the documentary.
什麼時候紀錄片成了趣事? When did the documentary get fun?
它不使該強有力地揭穿紅人黑幕嗎? Isn't it supposed to be a hard-hitting expos on the Populars?
它會的 只是迪倫其實比我想象中的更有意思 It will be. It's just Dylan turned out to be more interesting than I thought.
專心點 朋友 Losing focus, my friend.
先是艾米·羅布盧 現在又是迪倫 First Amy Loubalu and now Dylan.
你什麼意思? What do you mean?
你暗戀的那些女孩 Girls you have crushes on,
她們是絕對不會跟你約會的 who are never, ever gonna date you.
聽著 我沒有喜歡迪倫 Okay, I don't have a crush on Dylan.
拜托 別胡說八道 Please. What and ever.
喬什 你在幹嘛? Josh, what are you doing?
過來 Come on.
周六的事情定下來了 那一定會很"荒謬" We're on for Saturday, okay? It's gonna be ridiculous.
待會見 Lates.
荒謬? Ridiculous?
待會見? Lates?
這一切就像是邪魔附體的電影情節 It's like Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
由菲利普·考夫曼執導 Directed by Philip Kaufman.
和喬什情況一樣 搖身擠進去紅人圈子裏 Looks like Josh, but it acts like it's morphed into a Popular.
- 哇 喬什 你看起來... - 真可愛 - Wow, Josh. You look... - Adorkable.
出自我之手 無可厚非 My handiwork, naturellement.
艾米就在那 Amy's sitting over there.
如果你下定決心要約她出去的話 And if you're so determined to ask her out,
你最好現在就去 you better do it now.
- 我給你留著位子 - 是嗎? - I'll save you a seat. - Yeah?
- 好吧 - 快去 - Okay. - Go.
拿著 Here.
周末你沒和我們在一起就是為了他? So this is what you did all weekend without us?
幫喬什改頭換面? Josh's makeover?
不 我們也在拍攝 管他呢 No, we were filming too, but whatevs.
你可以把他變成你想要的樣子 You can make him over all you want.
不過他還是個蠢貨 But he's still Count Dorkula.
我們只是說說 你最好注意點 We're just saying. You better watch it or...
- 否則怎樣? - 沒怎樣 - Or what? - Just or.
聽著 喬什就只是男閨蜜 Okay, look. Josh is strictly a brofriend.
我想如果他要和我們在一起玩 I figured if he's gonna hang around us,
那他至少看上去得像一員 then he might as well look the part.
謝謝 Thanks.
這個愚蠢的紀錄片什麼時候拍完? When's this stupid dorkumentary over anyway?
你錯過了我的比賽 You missed my game.
我還得自己去拿水 I had to get my own water.
離春季舞會還有兩周了 Spring Formal is two weeks away.
一旦我成為校園皇後 一切又能恢複正常 And once I'm Blossom Queen, everything will go back to the way it was.
我保證 Swears.
我的樂隊 藍橘子 有一場免費演出 My band, Blue Tangerine, is playing a free show.
帶一個朋友出席? Bring a friend?
事實上 我想邀請你 Actually, I was gonna ask you.
邀請我去看自己的演出? Ask me to go to my own show?
不 我想約你出去 No, I was gonna ask you on a date.
真的? Really?
周六怎麼樣? 那天我有空 How's Saturday? It's my day off.
- 聽起來不錯 - 太好了 - Sounds great. - Great.
酷 Cool.
喬什·羅森 Josh Rosen.
我是艾倫· 尚恩費徳我想見見和我女兒 I'm Alan Schoenfield. I just wanted to meet the young man
整天都在一起的年輕人 my daughter's been spending all of her time with.
哦 我向來都不喜歡那個叫亞瑟孩子 Oh, and I've never really approved of that Asher kid,
是亞瑟吧? I mean, "Asher"?
誰會叫做亞瑟? What kind of a name is Asher?
其實 先生 迪倫和亞瑟還是... Actually, sir, Dylan and Asher are still...
我很欣賞你有份工作 I like that you have a job.
還在我的商場裏 In my mall.
你什麼時候下班? What time do you get off work?
既然是您的商場 先生 您說了算 Considering it is your mall, sir, whenever you say.
- 晚餐有安排了嗎? - 沒有 先生 - You have dinner plans? - No, sir.
你現在有了 You do now.
好吧 Okay.
- 謝謝送我回來 - 樂意效勞 - Thanks for the ride. - No prob.
那件衣服太美了 我羨慕死了 That outfit is gonna look so cute, I'm so totally jealous.
哦 謝謝 Oh, thanks.
再見 Bye.
搞什麼? What?
不敢相信我以前竟然沒看過這部電影 But I can't believe I've never seen this before.
是嗎? 這部片很經典 No? It's a classic.
那些火環是怎麼回事? Now, what's with the rings of fire?
它們都是用兩圈霓虹燈管做的 They were created by using two circular neon tubes.
然後利用電梯原理上下移動 And they were moved up and down using elevator mechanics.
菲茲·蘭致力於研究 Fritz Lang was most interested in exploring the intersection
魔術與科技的結合 between magic and technology.
- 我是不該做筆記? - 嗯 是的 - Should I be taking notes? - Yes. Yeah.
我就好像進入了另一時空 It's like I entered an alternate universe.
哦 不 等等 更糟 是雙重的外太空 Oh, no, wait, worse, an alternative alternate universe.
嘿 寶貝兒 Hey there, pumpkin.
既然那天你錯過我和安伯的晚餐 Since you missed dinner with Amber and me the other night,
我覺得是時候見見你的新男友了 I figured it was time to meet this new boyfriend of yours.
- 哦 我們給你買了火雞肉雜燴 - 爸 - Oh, and we got you turkey chowder. - Dad.
怎麼? 這可是你的最愛 What? It's your favorite.
喬什不是我男朋友 好吧? Josh is not my boyfriend, d'accord?
我也是這麼和他解釋 迪兒 I tried to tell him that, Dyl.
家長都怎麼了? What is it with parents?
我們只是朋友 他在拍攝我的電影 We're just friends, he's making my movie.
是我的電影 My movie.
事實上 先生 您女兒在周六 And actually, sir, your daughter helped me
幫我爭取到了一次約會 land a date for this Saturday.
噢 是嗎? Oh, really?
- 惡心 老爸 - 幹嗎 只不過是個飽嗝 - Gross, Dad. - What, that was barely a burp.
哦 是嗎? 你是想挑戰嗎? Oh, yeah? Was that a challenge?
好吧 All right.
- 男人 真幼稚 - 噢 你是在嫉妒 - Men, so juvenile. - Oh, you're just jealous.
- 嫉妒什麼? - 因為你放不下面子 - Of what? - Because you can't let loose.
哦 事實上我經常聽到迪倫打嗝 Oh, I've actually heard Dylan burp a lot.
爸 別說了 拜托 Dad. Mute button, please.
事實上 她以前喜歡沖我打嗝 In fact, she used to like to try to out-burp me
- 所以才有了打嗝比賽 - 不可能吧 - so we'd have these contests. - No way.
太經典了 That's classic.
真不敢相信 爸爸 I cannot believe you, Dad.
是啊 我也覺得不可置信 Yeah, I can barely believe it myself.
是這麼嗎? 好吧 Really? Okay, fine.
你倆想聽下真正厲害的打嗝嗎? You both wanna hear what a burp really sounds like?
- 請吧 - 好 - Please. - Okay.
看著 Here we go.
- 啊 妙極了 - 大師終於出手了 - Ah, bravo. - Oh, the master has spoken.
謝謝 謝謝 我這周都會在這裏 Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.
你爸真是酷斃了 So your dad was really cool.
我就知道你們倆合得來 I knew you two would get along.
你們都喜歡那些老舊黑白片 You both like those old black-and-white movies.
經典電影 Classics.
不敢相信他竟然把我的愛車鑰匙還給我了 I can't believe he gave me the keys back to my Dylish-mobile.
或許他是該多誤會你是我的男友 Maybe he should think you're my boyfriend more often.
哈 哈 或許如此 Ha, ha. Maybe he should.
你得把我今晚打嗝的錄像全刪掉 So you're, like, totally erasing that footage of me burping tonight.
為什麼? 這是真實的你 Why? It's the real you.
真實的有點過火 Real is overrated.
比起表面的封面女郎我更喜歡真實的你 I think I like the real Dylan more than the cover story.
隨便吧 What and ever. Heh.
那艾米 So Amy.
這周末你要帶她去哪兒? Where are you taking her this weekend?
呃 我還真沒想過 Uh, I haven't really thought about it yet.
什麼事都得我親自出馬嗎? Do I have to do everything myself?
好吧 亞瑟這周末要辦場派對 Okay, so Asher's having a party this weekend.
我把你倆都加到邀請名單上 說定了 I can get you on the invite list. Done.
我不確定那行不行 I'm not sure that's my thing.
我知道女孩子喜歡什麼 記得不? I know what girls like, remember?
好吧 - Yeah.
- 拜 - 再見 - Bye. - Later.
都是些好素材 喬什 Some great stuff here, Josh.
剪輯進行得如何? How's editing?
呃 我最近有點忙不過來 Uh, I've just been crammed lately.
周六得陪迪倫購物 Between shopping with Dylan on Saturday
那天晚上她還到我家吃晚飯 and she came over to my place for dinner the other night.
這...好吧 我會開工的 好吧? 我發誓 It's... Yeah, I'll get to it, okay? I swear.
好 電影節評委團會在審核前兩天 Right, well, the film festival board needs to approve the rough cut
審閱粗剪 two days before the festival.
我有把握 F.先生 I'm on top of it, Mr. F. All right,
我清楚自己想做怎樣的電影 I know what movie I wanna make.
很好 Good.
是的 Yeah.
嗨 Hi.
- 哦 來 聽下這個 - 好 - Oh, here, listen to this. - Okay.
- 是藍橘子新出的唱片樣帶 - 好 - It's Blue Tangerine's new demo. - Okay.
- 不是每個人都會喜歡 - 不 - It's not for everyone. - No.
我會聽習慣的 I could get used to it.
那... So...
- 我們走吧? - 哦 - Shall we go? - Oh.
當然 好的 不好意思 Of course, yes. Right, sorry.
女士優先 After you.
今天有什麼計劃? So, what's the plan for today?
我在想第一次約會就帶你回家 I was thinking if it's not too much to ask on the first date,
- 見父母 會不會有點誇張? - 哦 - take you home, meet my mom? - Oh.
她在上希臘菜烹飪課 She's taking Greek cooking classes.
午餐是她做的烤羊肉串 She's making lamb kabobs for lunch.
肯定很好吃 只是 我是素食主義者 And I'm sure they're delish. It's just that I'm a vegetarian.
- 好吧 - 真是抱歉 - Right. - I'm sorry.
不 沒關系 No, it's okay.
除非你是想吃漢堡才不去的 哈 哈 哈 Except when you're craving a burger. Ha-ha-ha.
看電影如何? How about a movie?
在黑暗中呆兩個小時? Two hours in the dark?
在這麼好天氣裏? On a day like this?
好吧 去派對如何? Okay, how about a party?
去亞瑟·杜曼的家 At Asher Dumetz's place?
你和男排帥哥們好上了? You're friends with the volleyball dudes?
不 並不全是 No. Not at all.
很高興澄清了這點 因為... I'm glad we cleared that up because...
我也不知道 我不常跟那群人混 I don't know, I don't usually roll with that crowd.
太好了 Perfect.
但去湊湊熱鬧也不錯 But should be fun for a laugh.
- 是嗎? - 是的 - Yeah? - Yeah.
好吧 All right.
等等 One second.
- 謝謝 - 嗯 - Thank you. - Yeah.
真要去? Really?
哦 哇 Oh, wow.
嗚! Whoo!
我來了 I'm coming.
想跳舞嗎? 想跳舞嗎? Wanna dance? Wanna dance?
- 什麼? - 想跳支舞嗎? - What? - Wanna dance?
我很忙 等等再說吧 I'm busy. Maybe later.
你遲到了 You're late.
等等 你邀請我們的? Wait, you invited us?
呃 哦 我知道喬什 Ugh. Oh, I knew Josh would
不能帶你去什麼好地方 所以 是的 have nowhere hip to take you, so, yes.
你可以跟亞瑟和我一起玩 You can hang with Asher and me.
我想我還是跳舞吧 I think I'd rather dance.
跳舞真不是我強項 Dancing isn't really my thing.
只管去吧 Just go.
真愛賣弄 Show-off.
我很高興見到喬什 I'm happy to see Josh,
但我更希望他一個人來 but I kind of wish he was on his own
這樣就能有更多相處時間 so we could hang out more.
奇怪 對吧? Weird, right?
好吧 我不折磨你了 Okay, I'll stop torturing you.
我們找到春季舞會的舞伴了 We got dates to the Spring Formal.
他們是雙胞胎 With the twins.
太配了 我跟傑伊一起 They're matching. I'm with Jay.
我跟丹尼一起 And I'm with Danny.
太棒了 女士們 我們可以三組一起 Excellent, ladies. We can triple date,
加上亞瑟和我 with Asher and me.
有人渴了嗎? Anyone thirsty?
你在找什麼? What are you looking for?
- 檸檬汁 - 糟糕 - Lemonade. - Oops.
這是最後一瓶 Took the last one.
早點適應那種挫敗的感覺吧 Get used to that loser feeling.
當時我一個人在彈吉他 So I was doing my guitar solo
然後一頭大象隨著鼓點跳起來 and then an elephant joined in on the drums.
哇 太了不起了 Wow, that's awesome.
去看看她吧 Go check on her.
等等 怎麼了? Wait, what?
對不起 只是... Sorry, it's just...
沒事的 It's fine.
- 你確定嗎? - 是啊 - Are you sure? - Mm-hm.
我去看看DJ能不能讓我轉轉盤 I'm gonna go see if the DJ will let me spin a few.
好的 Okay.
嘿 Hey.
你怎麼一個人? Why are you by yourself?
哦 我只是出來透下氣 Oh, I was just taking a breather.
艾米呢? Where's Amy?
好吧 你跟她是怎麼回事? Okay, what's your deal with her anyway?
我六年級時拋棄了她 Kind of ditched her in the sixth grade.
為什麼? 艾米人很好 Why? Amy's great.
艾米是好 Amy is great.
我害怕一直會活在她的影子裏 I was afraid of always living in her shadow.
你? You?
我猜跟漢娜和蘿拉一起就沒威脅 So I guess no threat of that with Hannah and Lola.
總之 艾米去舞池弄音樂了 Anyway, Amy's downstairs checking out music.
呃-哦 Uh-oh.
- 什麼意思? - 意思是她覺得無聊 - What "oh"? - That means she's B-O-R-E-D, bored.
真的嗎? 我該怎麼做? Seriously? What should I do?
浪漫點 呆子 牽她的手 Be romantic, dork. Hold her hand.
什麼 我直接牽下去嗎? What, do I just grab it or...?
像這樣 Like this.
然後呢? Then what?
她跟你說話時 你就靠過去 Well, when she talks to you, you wanna lean in.
像這樣 Like this.
- 喂? - 呃... - Hello? - Uh...
- 呃... - 呃... - Uh... - Uh...
迪倫隱形眼鏡裏進東西了 Dylan had something in her contact.
你戴隱形眼鏡了? You wear contacts?
沒 別傻了 隱形眼鏡? No, don't be silly. Contacts?
我視力一級棒 喬什只是... I have totes perfect vision. Josh was just...
是的 只是准備離開 Yeah, just leaving.
好吧 到底是誰邀請他的? All right, who invited him anyway?
亞瑟 等等 什麼事都沒發生 Asher, wait, nothing was happening.
亞瑟 Asher.
過一下 對不起 亞瑟 Excuse me, sorry. Asher.
亞瑟 等等 Asher, wait.
晚點打給你 瑟仔 Call you later, Ash.
發生什麼事了? What's going on?
哦 沒什麼 我只是要早點走 Oh, nothing, I'm just trufatigue.
但你從來不提前離開派對 But you never leave parties early.
我現在要走了 好嗎? Well, I am now, okay?
聽著 我跟迪倫之間是清白的 Look, there's nothing going on with Dylan, okay?
我相信你 I believe you.
呃... Um...
你願意跟我一起去春季舞會嗎? Would you wanna go to the Spring Formal with me?
謝謝 喬什 Thanks, Josh.
但 不行 But, no.
為什麼? Why not?
聽著 我不認為你偷偷在和迪倫約會 Look, I don't think you're secretly dating Dylan.
但我認為你想那麼做 But I think you want to.
什麼? What?
好吧 N-O表示不會 Okay, N-O spells no.
絕不 Never.
你連說話都像她 You even sound like her.
很抱歉 I'm sorry.
好吧 Yeah.
往後退 閃一邊去 Now back away, go away.
瞧瞧 And look.
我自由了 And I'm free.
在海灘上 哈 哈 哈 At the beach. Ha-ha-ha.
不 不 不 No, no, no.
不 不 不要啊 No, no, no.
不 No.
不 不 不要啊 No, no, no.
給你 投帕德森一票 Here you go. Vote for Paterson.
嗨 帥哥們 別忘了投我 Hi, guys, don't forget to vote.
投給帕德森 For Paterson.
給你 There you go.
大家好 投帕德森一票 Hello. Vote for Paterson.
好吧 給你 你一定會投我 對吧? Okay, here you go, you have to vote, okay?
迪倫 你在幹嗎? Dylan, what are you doing?
漢娜和蘿拉 Hannah and Lola.
啊 我站在這裏 Duh, I'm standing right here.
消火栓怎樣了? What's with the fire hydrant?
哦 我只是檢查下 你懂的 安全第一 Oh, I was just checking it. You know, safety first.
午餐後才有法語課 We don't have French class until after lunch.
是啊 我只是複習下以備突擊考試 Yeah. I was just gonna study for the pop quiz.
法語要突擊考試? We have a pop quiz in French?
這也沒准 是吧? You never know, right?
嗨 加恩裏校長 Hi, Principal Guthrie.
競選花魁的壓力真大 The pressures of Blossom Queen.
都快把她逼瘋了 It's made her totally snap.
聽著 我知道粗剪的截止日期是明天 Look, I know the rough cut deadline is tomorrow,
但有沒有可能可以延遲呢? but is there any chance I can get an extension?
我也想 但你知道這不行 喬什 I'd like to, but you know I can't, Josh.
作為電影協會主席 這樣大家會被認為是徇私 As chair of the film committee, it would look like I'm playing favorites.
到底發生什麼事了? What's really going on?
坦白說嗎? 我需要有人幫我一起完成電影 Honestly? I need help finishing the film.
喬什 Josh,
一定要挖掘真相 just tell the truth.
這樣你的藝術天分才會表露出來 Then your artistic vision will shine through.
藝術天分 懂了 Artistic vision. Got it.
聽著 我會跟電影節評審團談談 Listen, I'll talk to the film festival board.
如果明早你可以剪出點東西 If you can edit something by tomorrow morning,
我會讓他們保留你的資格 I'll get them to save your slot.
但我恐怕你時間不夠 But I'm afraid you haven't given yourself enough time
做不出能奪冠的東西 to make something worthy of first place.
他說的很對 He's right.
古羅馬文明的後共和時期 The post-republican period of the ancient Roman civilization
實施專制政府 was characterized by an autocratic government.
獨裁形式的政府 An autocratic form of government.
在公元三世紀末 In the late third century AD,
戴克裏先建立了把權力一分為四的 Diocletian established the practice of dividing an order between four...
給你 亞瑟給的紙條 Here, a note from Asher.
上面說什麼? What does it say?
哦 你懂的 跟往常一樣 Oh, you know, the usual.
他喜歡我 等等 等等 He adores me, et cetera, et cetera.
事實上 這上面說他要跟你分手 立刻 馬上 Actually, it says he's breaking up with you. Like, now.
什麼? What?
你戴眼鏡了? You wear glasses?
這些期中考都會考 This will all be on the midterm.
認輸 認輸吧 Submit, submit.
亞瑟 Asher.
等等 亞瑟 You look, Asher.
- 亞瑟 ... - 兄弟 - Asher, s... - Dude.
- 亞瑟 - 幹嘛 ? - Asher. - What?
你寫了張紙條把我甩了? You're breaking up with me in a note?
那春季舞會怎麼辦 ? What about Spring Formal?
也許喬什可以帶你去 哇! Maybe Josh can take you. Whoa!
你是什麼意思? What's that supposed to mean?
你變了 You've changed.
你現在總和書呆子為伍 You hang with nerds now.
甚至一副書呆子樣的打扮 You're even dressing like one.
哦 不是這樣的 看到了? 我還是原來的我 Oh, no. Look, look, see? I'm the same old Dylan.
是嗎 我可不這麼認為 Yeah, I'm not so sure about that.
回頭見 Lates.
- 嘿 - 嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
我需要和你談談 I need to talk to you.
很好 我也正需要和你談談 Great. I need to talk to you too.
我們出去吃吧 Let's eat outside.
不 這正是我需要談的問題 No, that's what I wanna talk to you about.
我今天不能和你一起吃午餐 Okay, I can't have lunch with you today
甚至電影節前往後的每一天 or any day until after the film festival.
什麼? What?
我還沒有完成那部電影 I haven't finished the movie yet.
我需要集中精力 Okay. And I gotta stay focused.
我真的 真的需要贏得那個電影獎 And I really, really wanna win that film prize.
我還很想得到校園皇後呢 And I really wanna win Blossom Queen.
所以你最好不要來攪局 So you better not mess this up,
怪胎 否則我 ... geek, or I'll...
否則怎樣? Or what?
禁止我到你們的用餐區域吃飯? You gonna ban me from The Ramp?
你自己的位子都被人占了 Your seat's already been taken.
盜墓迷城 原版的 還是翻拍的? The Mummy. Original or remake?
原版的卡爾·弗蘭德導演的 Original, directed by Karl Freund,
史坦芬·山莫翻拍的 remake directed by Stephen Sommers.
- 我選原版的 - 翻拍的 - I would say original. - Remake.
看看誰屈尊坐到我們這桌了 Well, look who deigned to join us.
身為電影俱樂部的主席 我想 ... Well, as president of the film club, I think that...
不再是了 Not anymore.
什麼 ? What?
最近你一直忙於和 It's just you've been so
那些 "名流們" 流連於派對 busy going to parties with the Populars lately...
都不參加我們的數學競賽 Instead of coming to the mathlete scavenger hunt.
朋友們 我知道錯了 好不好 ? Guys, I am so sorry, okay?
我完全把這事給忘了 I completely forgot.
聽著 Okay.
我們決定重新選一位新的社團主席 We decided to re-elect a new film club society president
取代你的位子 in your absence.
- 什麼? 是誰? - 我 - What? Who? - Me.
真的假的? Really?
還不去趴在新好朋友的肩上痛哭? Why don't you go cry on your new BFF's shoulder?
我聽說迪倫和亞瑟玩完了 分手了 I heard Dylan and Asher are D-O-N-E, done.
他把她給甩了 He dumped her.
容我問下 Dare I ask?
進展的如何? How's it going?
我朋友要的主題和迪倫想要的不太一樣 My friends expect one thing and Dylan expects another.
法利先生希望我還原事實 Mr. Farley wants me to tell the truth.
這是條很好的建議 That's good advice.
媽媽 你認為我能臨時改變 Hey, Mom, do you think it's okay if my artistic vision
我想表達的主題嗎? has changed?
我想可以的 如果你的感覺改變了話 Well, I mean, yeah, I think it's okay if your feelings have changed.
我是說 你的電影應該呈現你了解的那個迪倫 I mean, your film should be about the Dylan that you've come to know.
晚安 Good night.
安 Night.
- 別太晚睡 知道嗎? - 知道 - Hey, don't stay up too late, okay? - Yeah.
別拍了 Stop it.
測試 1 2 3 Testing, one, two, three.
我愛死了 I love it.
看起來就像杯蛋糕 It feels like a cupcake.
你覺得這件怎樣? What do you think about this one?
很漂亮 我喜歡那些亮片 It's so cute. I love the sparkles.
- 你喜歡我的手套嗎? - 哦 我喜歡 - Do you like my glove? - Oh, I love those.
迪倫 Dylan.
你怎麼來了 ? What are you doing here?
這家是我最喜歡的精品店 我經常來 This is my favorite boutique, I'm always here.
你們來選春季舞會的衣服卻不叫上我? You're shopping for Spring Formal without me?
你最近都一直和喬什一起購物 Well, you're forever off shopping with Josh these days.
況且 我們有舞伴一起去舞會 你卻沒有 Besides, we have dates to the dance and you don't anymore.
蘿拉 Lola,
你一定要買那件裙子 穿起來很美 defs get that dress. You look gorgeous.
瑪爾塔 我回來了 Marta, I'm home.
寶貝 你回來啦? Hey, sweetie.
今晚沒和喬什一起出去嗎? No plans with Josh tonight?
- 我和喬什吵架了 - 為了那部電影? - I think Josh and me are in a fight. - Over the movie?
我開始懷疑那是不是個好點子 I'm starting to wonder if it was such a stellar idea after all.
我提議 Tell you what.
我們一起去吃晚餐 就我們兩個? Why don't we have dinner, just the two of us?
我本來約了安伯 I was supposed to see Amber,
但我可以馬上打給她取消約會 but I can quickly give her a call and cancel.
我們就可以一起去了 We'll order in.
我想你的女友可以過來一起吃 I suppose your girlfriend can join us.
就這一次 Just once.
真的嗎 Really?
你最好了 You are the best.
我知道 I know.
我注意到你穿的是謝爾蓋·桑切斯的高跟鞋 So I noticed that you have some Serge Sanchez heels on.
是嗎 你看到了啊 Oh, you noticed.
我很喜歡謝爾蓋的設計 I love Serge so much.
也許你可以借去穿穿 Maybe you can borrow them.
那太好了 That would be awesome.
或許雖然安伯不是我親媽 So maybe Amber's not my mom,
可是她也沒那麼差 but she's not so bad either.
他們勸我對喬什多點信心 And they convinced me to have a little bit more faith in Josh.
那部電影會很不錯的 The movie will be fine.
是吧? Right?
用他們的術語來說 祝你好運 As they say in show business, break a leg.
等下 你們還在生我氣? Wait, you guys still mad?
沒有 怪胎是很團結的 No. Geeks stick together.
嗨 Hi.
感謝 喬斯·貝爾·布諾為大家帶來一部 Right. Well, thank you, Josie Bel Bruno,
關於寵物倉鼠的精彩電影 for that fascinating film about your pet hamster.
我從來不知道它們如此凶惡 I certainly didn't know that they were that vicious.
接下來 我想借此良機 Right, well, I would like to take this opportunity
感謝所有參與到本屆電影節的選手 謝謝 to thank all the participants in the festival, thank you.
好的 廢話不多說 我很高興為大家介紹 Well, without further ado, it gives me great pleasure
由沃蘭茲學院推薦的參賽作品 to introduce Woodlands Academy's official submission,
由喬什·羅森執導 Josh Rosen
紀錄片叫做 揭秘萬人迷 and his documentary called The Popularity Project.
萬人迷 Popularity.
那是什麼? What is it?
根據迪倫·尚恩費徳的理論 According to Dylan Schoenfield,
她是沃蘭茲學院最受歡迎的女生之一 one of the most popular girls at Woodlands Academy,
那意味著許多含義 it's a lot of things.
受歡迎並不是件容易的事 Being popular is so not easy.
我們在電影裏 We're in the movie.
就像皇室成為或第一夫人一樣難 - It's like royalty or the first lady.
你必須合乎難以達到的完美標准 You have to live up to impossible standards of beauty
並且能夠帶來正面的影響 and you're expected to be a good influence.
就像我幫助沒那麼幸運的人一樣 Like I help out the less fortunate.
那些沒有時尚品味的人 Fashion victims.
受歡迎是會傳染的 Popularity's contagious.
- 像感冒一樣? - 沒錯 - What, like a cold? - Duh.
所以漢娜和蘿拉才一直爭著要當我閨蜜 It's why Hannah and Lola battle to be my better friend.
她們之所以受歡迎是因為我 Their popularity comes from mine.
課後你都做些什麼? What are your plans after school?
呃 普拉提 但不是周二 周二是練瑜伽 Uh, Pilates. But not on Tuesdays.That's yoga.
我是說 畢業以後 比如願望 理想? I mean, when you graduate.You know, hopes, dreams?
你的人生目標是什麼? What's your life goal?
成為校園皇後 Blossom Queen.
- 之後呢 - 之後 ? - After that.- After?
如果我沒有獲選花魁冠軍 我的人生就此終結 If I don't win Blossom Queen,my life is officially O-V-E-R, over.
所以說紅人只和紅人交朋友嗎? So Populars only hang with Populars?
喵咪不會和狗狗玩 對吧? Cats don't hang with dogs, right?
是這樣嗎 這就是你的想法? Really? That's your argument?
這樣比較好 It's better this way.
如果每個人都待在自己的圈子裏 If everyone stays in their own group,
就不會有誤會 there's no chance of misunderstandings.
比如呢 什麼樣的誤會? Like, what kind of misunderstandings?
那就拿我和你來說 舉個例子 Well, take you and me, for instance.
我們一起在出去拍我的電影 If we mingled outside of doing my movie together,
你可能會自作多情 約我出去 you might get the wrong idea and ask me out.
- 想想多可怕 - 尷尬死了 - Imagine the horror.- You'd be so embarrassed.
搞清楚了嗎? 明白了嗎? Did we get it? Was that good?
那迪倫是小貓還是小狗呢? So is Dylan the cat or the dog?
你有在拍我完美的側面嗎? 這半邊? Are you getting my good side? This one right here?
一個人真有那麼膚淺嗎? Could one person be this shallow?
我選迪倫作為我的紀錄片主題 I chose Dylan as my documentary subject
是因為我想挑戰自己 because I wanted a challenge.
去揭露萬人迷背後的真相 To uncover the truth about popularity.
但我也希望能夠還原真相 But I also wanted to make something real.
於是我決定去挖掘真正的迪倫·尚恩費徳 I was determined to discover the real Dylan Schoenfield.
哦 不 排球賽結束了 亞瑟 Oh, no. The volleyball game's over. Asher.
再見 Goodbye.
迪倫 停下來 Dylan, stop.
等等 Stop.
- 怎麼了? - 怎麼了? - What's wrong? - What's wrong?
整部電影就是問題 The entire movie is what's wrong.
在我朋友面前羞辱我還不夠 And it wasn't enough for you to embarrass me in front of my friends.
你還要在全城人的面前羞辱我 You embarrassed me in front of the entire city.
羞辱你? Embarrass you?
我只想向大家展示真實的你 But I was trying to show the real you.
真實的我令人可恥 And the real me is humiliating.
我耗費了整個初中和高中 I've spent all of middle school and high school
才擺脫掉真實的我 成為完美的迪倫 trying to get rid of the real me and perfect the new Dylan.
- 迪倫 我 - 你不了解 永遠也不會 - Dylan, I... - You don't get it and you never did.
我曾相信你 但你從不在乎我 I trusted you, but you never cared about me.
你只關心你那愚蠢的電影 All you cared about was that stupid movie.
- 不是這樣的 - 不是? - That's not true. - It's not?
離我遠點 喬什 Just leave me alone, Josh.
我是說 永遠別接近我 And by that, I mean for and ever.
我越深入了解迪倫 So the more I got to know Dylan,
我發現她有許多不為人知的一面 I found out there's lots of sides to her.
她可以非常有趣 充滿活力 She can be funny and normal and full of life.
喬什 喬什 看看這個 Josh, Josh, look at this.
放大了看 喬什 放大這裏 這裏 看到沒? Zoom in and look at it. Josh, zoom in right here, right here. Look?
放大 看到了嗎? 說什麼來著? Zoom in. Do you see that? What's that say?
說什麼來著? What's that say?
嗯? Hmm?
A＋ A plus.
喔! Whoo!
太棒了 別拍了 Yes. Stop it.
她也可以很感性 容易受傷 多愁善感 She can also be sensitive and vulnerable and compassionate.
這是你媽嗎? Is that your mom?
是的 她在沃蘭茲的春季舞會上遇到我爸爸 Yeah, she met my dad at the Woodlands Spring Formal.
很瘋狂 對吧? Crazy, huh?
等下 Wait.
你媽媽從前是校園皇後? Was your mom Blossom Queen?
很久以前的事情 1985那時 Back in the olden days, 1985. Heh.
喔 Wow.
你一定很想念她 I bet you miss her.
非常想 Lots.
房子只有我和爸爸住實在是有點寂寞 It gets kind of lonely here with just me and my dad.
所以你才會說沒什麼事比得上當選校園皇後? So when you said there's nothing more to life than winning Blossom Queen...
是的 Yeah,
為了我媽媽 because of my mom.
如果我贏了 If I win,
就仿佛我們彼此間還有聯系 it's like we're still connected.
感覺她還在我身邊 Like she's still with me.
隨著我挖掘真實的迪倫·尚恩費徳 And as I discovered the real Dylan Schoenfield,
我發現 雖然她是萬人迷中的一員 I figured, yeah, she might be popular,
雖然嗜鞋如命 但是她不僅此而已 she might really like shoes,but she's more than that.
她很聰明 很酷 並且很真實 She's smart and cool and real.
那才是我想向全世界呈現的迪倫 And that's the Dylan I wanted to show the world.
是的 也許我的電影並沒有 Yeah, so maybe the truth
真正的揭露紅人的黑幕 didn't turn out to be a hard-hitting expos? on popularity,
但我不在乎 but I don't care.
我交到了一位新朋友 I have a new friend.
這才是最重要的 That's what really matters.
准備好了嗎? Are you ready?
哦 Whoa. Here we go.
喔 Whoa.
嘿 Hey.
還把鑰匙藏在花盆下面 和初中時一樣 Still hidden under the frog planter, like in middle school.
你來這裏幹嘛? What are you doing here?
聽著 迪倫 雖然6年級以後 Look, Dylan, just because
你就不把我當朋友了 you stopped being my friend in sixth grade
但不代表我也不把你當朋友 doesn't mean I stopped being yours.
我知道你媽媽死後你打擊很大 I know you went through a lot when your mom died.
我理解 I get it.
現在也是 I still get it.
我不知道該說什麼 I don't know what to say.
你知道的 這種事從不會發生在我身上 Which, you know, for me, never happens.
喬什很擔心你 Josh is worried about you.
才怪 Yeah, right.
喬什那糟糕的電影毀了我 Josh's terrible movie ruined me.
我的人生玩完了 完了 My life is O-V-E-R, over.
喬什那糟糕的電影獲獎了 Josh's terrible movie won the film festival.
你比以前更受歡迎 You're more popular than ever.
喬什給了我他電影的DVD Josh gave me the DVD for his movie.
等你看完了整部電影再告訴我 Watch all of it and then
你有沒有被毀了 tell me if you're ruined.
迪倫 Dylan.
迪倫 你是沃蘭茲學院最受歡迎的女孩 Dylan, you're the most popular girl at Woodlands ever.
你來了 你不用再和那些下等人混日了 There you are. You don't have to hang with the riff-raff anymore.
瞧 我買了那件禮服 Look, I got the dress.
你是對的 你的品味真時尚 You're right, your charity is fashion.
不管怎樣 和你的禮服比起來 What and ever,
不算什麼 迪兒 it's nothing compared to your dress, Dyl.
哦 複古風真時髦 就和你一樣 Oh, vintage is so in. Like you.
嘿 迪倫 Hey, Dylan.
你看上去 呃 真性感 Looking, uh, smoking.
迪倫 Dylan
大家注意了 If I could have your attention.
哦 要開始了 Oh, it's starting.
先生們 女士們 Ladies and gentlemen.
揭曉的時刻到了 It's time, people.
這個讓我 是你們等了很久的時刻 The moment I have... The moment you have been all waiting for.
是時候宣布今年春季舞會校園皇後 It's time to announce your Spring Formal Blossom Queen.
讓我們看看 And let's just see.
獲獎者是 And the winner is:
迪倫·尚恩費徳 Dylan Schoenfield.
去 快去 Go. Go.
真厲害 尚恩費徳 不錯嘛 Well played, Schoenfield. Well played.
喔! Whoo!
喔喔! Woohoo!
最近 有一部關於我的紀錄片 Recently, a documentary was made about me
我知道你們中有一部分人已經看過 and I know some of you may have seen it. Heh.
嗯 Um...
我想向大家彙報一下近況 I would like to give you all an update.
關於貓狗論的說法是錯誤的 I was wrong about that cats and dogs stuff.
受歡迎並不是讓所有人都知道你或你的打扮 Popularity isn't about having everyone know who you are or what you're wearing
甚至是贏得花魁冠軍 or even winning Blossom Queen.
受歡迎是交到喜歡真實的你的朋友 Popularity is about having real friends who like you for you.
不是那些喜新厭舊偽善的人 Not faux ones who ditch you because a better offer came along
或者看你變成單身 or bailed on you because you became single
沒有舞伴去參加舞會就拋棄你的人 and didn't have a date to Spring Formal anymore.
我說的是真正的朋友 It's about real friends.
能讓你依賴的人 Who you can count on.
這樣的友誼是永恒的 Even if it's been, like,
就算這位好友挑染了粉色頭發 forever and they have pink hair and stuff.
或是並不和你擁有相同的愛好 Friends who might not always be into the same things as you,
卻會永遠支持你 but who will always be there
分享除了廚房食材大彙集聖代外的所有東西 to share an everything-but-the-kitchen-sink sundae.
無論是身為校園紅人或是怪胎 It's not about being popular or a geek.
關鍵是能在一群使你開心的朋友周遭 It's about being around people who make you happy,
就像我對喬什·羅森的感覺一樣 Like how I feel about Josh Rosen.
哦 Oh.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
你贏得了電影節比賽 You won the film festival.
你也被封為校園皇後 And you won Blossom Queen.
沒有你 我是做不到 I couldn't have done it without you.
我也是 Same here.
艾米給我看了整部電影 Amy showed me the whole movie.
哦 你終於承認它是部電影了 Oh, you finally called it "the movie."
我們的電影 Our movie.
它會是美滿的結局嗎? So does it have a happy ending?
你說呢 You tell me.
真愛贏了 True love prevails.
惡心 Gross.
我覺得很浪漫 I think it's kind of romantic.
史提芬 想跳支舞嗎? You wanna dance, Steven?
- 發生奇跡了嗎? - 來嗎? - Does E equal MC... - Squared?
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi. Heh.
- 跳舞嗎? - 啊? - Wanna dance? - Huh?
幹嘛? 你是在害怕嗎 What? Are you scared or something?
我? 害怕? Me? Scared?
這就是我們的故事 So that's our story.
公主與怪胎 The princess and the geek.
電影怪胎 Film geek.
對不起 我不該喊你書呆子 I'm sorry I called you a nerd.
我也不該喊你大牌 Sorry I called you a diva.
我在想 出一部續集? So I'm thinking, sequel?
續集永遠比不上首部 Sequels are never as good as the original.
大家都知道這個道理 Everyone knows that.