的吗 The?
我能从他的胸膛里看到的唯一好的东西就是很棒的地图 The only good thing I can see coming out of his whole chest have awesome maps.
但是想象一下 20个表演女郎来了两次表演女郎 But imagine things got twenty show girls come twice showgirls at that.
这些姑娘们准备好狂欢了 These girls are ready to party.
如果你不害怕坐飞机的话我们两小时前就能到那里了 That we could have been there two hours ago if you weren't afraid to fly by the way.
谁来为这个超赞的派对买单 who is paying for this awesome party?
我是 I am.
我们是来旅游的 We are.
看 Look,
前几天我和唐娜谈了关于新漫画小说的事 I met with Donna about the new graphic novel the other day,
和我谈过的人 他们只给我们5000元 and I talked to were only giving us a five thousand serious.
然而 yet.
唯一的问题是我们得为新书想出一个主意 Only thing is we've got to come up with an idea for the new book.
周末结束时 By the end of the weekend,
我想说 I will say,
你知道我明天就要结婚了 you know I've got my wedding tomorrow.
我不可能凭这个写书 There's no way I can make the book by that.
是的 Yeah,
我们在路上会想办法放松一下的 we'll come up with something on the way to relax.
好吧 Well,
检查出来 check it out.
是的 Yeah.
啊 Ah.
是的 Yeah.
嘿 Hey,
我要你开车 I want you driver,
我看它 I watch it.
逐渐减少 Tapered off.
是的 Yeah.
保持你的眼睛放松 开始表现出男人的样子 Keep your eyes relax and started to show a man at all.
然后是一只幸运的狗 Then a lucky dog.
谢谢你 Thank you.
类似的 Similarly.
是的 Yeah,
你在开玩笑吧 you got to be kidding me.
我想那是 希瑟兰 里的保姆 I think that was heatherlands sitter.
他们去年在卡波过春假 Who had their last year we were spring break in Cabo.
哦 Oh,
是的 yeah,
那个女孩他在床上躺了五天 The girl He spent like five days in bed.
五天的暴力冲突 With five days of violence.
我不知道女孩会有这种能力 I didn't know a girl could have that.
许多的高潮 Many orgasms.
棕褐色 Tan.
去年希瑟 Heather last year.
她想见见她 She would like to see her.
扎克 Zack,
五十八东 fifty eight East,
你应该朝正确的方向跑 you should run the right way.
是的 Yeah,
我闭着眼睛都能给维加斯 I can give to Vegas in my eyes closed,
放松 relax,
我会带大家去的 I'll get us there.
跟派对无关 Ain't about the party.
哦 Oh,
是的 yeah.
二十歌舞女郎 Twenty showgirls.
你可能会渲染出主要的吸引力 And you might render the main attraction.
哦 Oh,
我不知道 I don't know,
女孩对我来说可没那么容易 Zach Girls don't come that easy for me.
除此之外 These ones will besides,
这全是你的态度 it's all your attitude.
如果他们表现出对你完全的自信 If they project total confidence in yourself,
女人从木框里冒出来了 women just come out of the woodwork.
我能做到这一点真是太神奇了 It's amazing that I can do that.
是的 Yeah,
你能做到 对吧 you can do that right?
哦 Oh,
我对不起 I excuse me.
好吧 well,
你好 hello,
在那里 there.
你好 Hi,
我的名字是贞洁和她们的公主 my name's chastity and their low princess.
我想知道你会不会跟我一起去拉斯维加斯 I was wondering if you're going my way to Las Vegas.
是的 Yes,
我们是来旅游的 we are.
我的一个前男友出现在了选美比赛上他大吵大闹然后就想离开那里 An old boyfriend of mine showed up at the pageant and he made such a scene and just had to get out of there.
或者你送我一程 Or you give me a ride.
很抱歉我们不能卷入这种事 I'm sorry we can't get involved with something like that.
只有一个OK 因为你的大脑在哭泣 Just one OK because your brain down sobs.
当选美皇后突然冒出来要搭车的时候 When the beauty queen pops out of nowhere and asked for a ride,
你得把它当作是上帝给你的启示 you got to take it as a sign from God Malibu.
你记得马里布 You remember Malibu.
我们在派对上这样做就是因为这样的事情 We have done this in the party because of stuff like that,
我不会错过我的婚礼的 I'm not going to miss my wedding,
我也不想错过那个派对 and I don't want to miss that party either.
所以我要错过的是 So what I'm going to miss anything,
好吧 OK,
她要穿 she's going to wear.
你的马车在等他们的康丝小姐 your chariot awaits their Miss Cornsilk.
哦 Oh,
我喜欢拖着它走 I love hauled it.
如果你要给某人一项权利 If you're going to give someone a right,
也就是均值 it's going to be the mean.
好吧 Well,
为什么 why?
因为葛琳达 Because Glinda,
这位善良的女巫偷了我最后一个 the good witch here stole my last one.
哦 Oh,
他的线 he's line,
别听她的 don't listen to her.
当你可以和专业的脱衣舞女一起骑车时 我会选择像她这样的中国迷糊者 I would choose a Chinas hazy like her when you can ride with professional stripper,
谁知道怎么回报你呢 who knows how to return the favor?
她说得有道理 我一开始就在这里 She's got a point there I was here at first.
我不会和她一起去的 I'm not going to ride with her.
你会选哪个 Which is it gonna be?
我不知道是什么样的 I don't know what kind of feisty,
嗯 huh?
性吧 Sex right,
又不是每天都有选美皇后上门 It's not like you have a beauty queen delivered to your door every day.
当然 Of course,
我一直是一名专业的冲浪者 I have been a professional surfer along for the ride.
也许也挺酷的 It might be kind of cool too.
有些人告诉我 不管怎样 我们都会有麻烦 Some tells me we are going to be in trouble either way.
对不起 Look sorry,
但公平就是公平 but fair is fair,
你知道的 You know,
我的意思是 I mean,
如果你偷了权利 if you stole the right,
我认为这是她应得的 I think she deserves it.
我相信你在皇冠上会过得很好 I'm sure you'll do fine with the crown.
在战争初期 Early on a climb of war,
我们上路了 we get on our way.
要来两杯杰克啤酒吗 Want a couple of Jack's?
你知道的 You know,
我可以打个盹你可能已经知道了不 I could use a nap you might have learned about no,
不 no,
你想怎么舒服就怎么舒服 you make yourself just as comfortable as you like.
笑声 Laughter.
看它 Look it,
我来付油钱你一路开车我们说好了你先吃第一套鼠鹿 I'll pay for the gas you're driving the whole way we agreed you take the first set of mouse deer.
找到你的军人 Find your army man.
当然更多的零食 Definitely more snacks.
的吗 The?
嘿 Hey,
婴儿给我 baby to me.
只是想告诉你 我们在路上了 应该要几个小时才能到 just want to let you know we're on our way and we should be there for hours.
没有问题 No problem.
布莱恩 Brian,
彩排不要迟到 don't be late for the rehearsal.
好吧 OK,
别担心 don't worry,
我不会 而且会在性爱派对上有足够的时间 I won't and will be done in plenty of time for sex Party right.
你只关心派对你甚至不关心我们和你的婚礼 That's all you care about the party you don't even care about our wedding to you,
啊 来吧 O come on.
当然 Of course,
我现在知道派对的事了 I do now about the party.
记得你说过派对上发生的任何事 remember when you said that anything that happens the party's.
好吧 okay.
好吧 Well,
我只是想确认一下 我们都明白了因为你知道 那里会有很多裸女 I just want to make sure we're clear on that because you know it's just that there's going to be a lot of naked girls there,
事情可能会变得很疯狂现在不是谈论这个的好时机 and things can get pretty crazy right now is not a good time to talk about this.
爸爸在这里 Daddy's here.
他想和你谈谈 He wants to talk to you.
你是什么派对 What are you a party?
布莱恩 Brian,
哦 oh,
你好 hi,
先生 Mr.
甜蜜的家 sweet home,
听我说 listen to me,
你这个小屎 you little shit.
但如果你想做点什么 But if you do anything,
如果你在婚礼上迟到一分钟 if you as much as one minute late to this wedding,
我会用喷灯把你的皮剥掉 I will have your skin remove with a blowtorch.
让我 Got me.
是的 Yes,
先生 Sir.
明白了 Gotcha.
所有的兄弟 All brother.
从你的表情就能看出来 I could tell by the look on your face,
你的蛋蛋里都是采矿业余体操运动员 it's all going to mining amateur gymnast in your balls.
实际上 Actually,
它不是莫妮卡 it wasn't Monica.
看 Look,
男人 man,
现在取消婚礼还不晚 It's not too late to call off the wedding.
我们去拿吧 Let's just get it,
好的 OK.
如果你不想开车的话 If you don't want to drive.
他带了一个背包 He's taken a knapsack,
这只是放松 which just relax.
啊 Ah.
如果车里有偷渡者 If the car we have a stowaway,
哦 oh,
我先看到他们的 I saw them first.
你偷了我的作品 小流浪汉 或者你称不上胜利 You have stolen my writing little tramp or you call not triumph,
还是你认为站起来的那个 or do you think the one who's up?
为什么裸着做某事 Why naked do something?
我不会在后面自相残杀的 I'm not going to kill each other back there.
如何去 How going?
准备做个海蒂式 Get ready to do a heidi's.
你能不能试着冷静下来 Would you please just try to calm down?
好吧 Okay,
你们都说对了 you can both right.
我们试着好好相处吧 Let's just try to get along.
美好的一天 Nice Day,
不是吗 isn't it?
你们要去维加斯吗 So are you guys going to Vegas?
我结婚了 I'm getting married,
甜的 sweet.
哦 Oh,
请 please,
哦 Oh,
不 no.
我表妹上个月结婚了 My cousin got married last month,
这是一个非常漂亮的仪式 有漂亮的花和漂亮的洞穴 and it was such a pretty ceremony where they were pretty flowers and pretty cave,
我让自己想起了一些事 and I made me think of something.
我一直想在他和别人结婚前把他的脑袋给操死 Always wanted to fuck her guys brains out right before he got married to someone else.
就是有点太调皮了 There's just something so naughty about it.
之前有两个警察去过 You know two copper guys actually went before.
他永远把它交给了另一个时刻 He gives it away to another moment forever.
我还以为我是在幻想呢 I thought I was dealing with a fantasy really.
那么婚礼是什么时候 So when's the big day?
明天啊 o tomorrow actually.
我们没有多少时间了 We don't have much time.
女士们 女士们 很高兴我看到了 Ladies ladies happy that I have seen this.
他们说 They said,
你们为什么不进去呢 Why shouldn't you guys in the room?
啊 Ah.
是的 Yes,
甜蜜的家 Mr Sweet home,
我一直在追踪他们的踪迹 I've been picking up their trail.
他们现在就在我的视线里 I've got them in my sights right now.
只是为了确保他们不懂策略 Just to make sure they don't get the strategy.
我在这场婚礼上花了十万块可不是为了被人耍的 I didn't drop one hundred grand on this wedding just to be made a fool of.
别担心 Don't worry.
先生左右回家 Mr swayed home.
追踪装置运行正常 The tracking device is working fine,
但他们要走一条我不熟悉的路去维加斯 but they are taking a route to Vegas that I'm not familiar with.
我不知道他们在想什么 I don't know what they have in mind.
他们是白痴 they're idiots,
他们没有任何想法只是为了确保他们能按时参加我女儿的婚礼 they don't have anything in mind just to make sure they get to my daughter's wedding on time.
甜蜜的家 Mr Sweet home,
别担心 don't worry,
我会和你联系的 I'll be in touch.
现在转身 Now turn round.
请简单 Please go easy.
供应商 Vendor.
你不知道你要去哪里 You don't know where you're going,
我们不可能通过这种方式得到大的我们 and we're never going to get to the big us this way,
我们会找到另一个权利 we'll find another right.
你确定吗 You sure about that?
女士们 女士们 Ladies ladies,
我们还没有机会得到可能的方程 we haven't really had a chance to get probably equations.
你跳回来 我就送你一程 have what you hop back here that I give you a nice ride.
说不 said no.
谢谢 Thanks,
不 no,
谢谢 thanks,
我一定是输了 I must be losing.
嘿 Hey,
让我们面对现实吧 有些人 有些人 let's face it some guys and have a some guys.
难道你不知道吗 Don't you know?
哦 Oh,
我得到了它 I got it.
别担心 Don't worry about that.
我得到了很多 I got plenty.
这是拉斯维加斯 This is Vegas,
让我们去聚会 let's go party.
怎么了 What's wrong,
你临阵退缩了吗 are you getting cold feet?
不 No,
我的脚很好 my feet are fine.
如果它是明亮的或担心 If it's bright or worried about,
他是一个好人 he's a guy.
在这个重要的日子里 他有空帮你是很自然的事 it's natural for him to get free to help you for the big day.
他没有被吓到 He's not freaked out.
我觉得他只是对他的单身派对更感兴趣而不是把在单身派对上结婚当成一项神圣的权利 I think it's just more interested in his bachelor party than he is about getting married a bachelor party as a sacred right.
这对灵魂有益 It's good for the soul.
事实上 In fact,
这正是你所需要的 that's just what you need.
还有一些玛格丽塔男脱衣舞女 But a few margarita male stripper.
现在我只想一个人待着 Now I just want to be alone.
好吧 All right,
但答应我你至少会考虑一下 but promise me you'll at least think about it.
好吧 OK,
好的 OK.
拖着我的腿 Dragging my legs,
我的意思是 I mean,
如果你想找到方向 if you want to get direction,
这很好 that's fine.
正确的 Right well,
检查出来 check it out,
男人 man,
希瑟的车囊不是希瑟 what heather's car sac that wasn't Heather,
你亲口告诉我的 you told me yourself.
她在日本当模特 She was a modeling in Japan.
除此之外 Besides,
即使是她 even if it was her,
她就是这样的人 所以算了吧 she's what the guy so let it go.
现在让我们得到一些反应 Now let's get some reactions.
好吧 OK,
你为什么要走 Why do you go ahead?
我去拿点冰 I'm just going to get some some ice right.
我马上就回来 I'll be right back.
啊 Ah.
嘿 Hey,
老兄 dude,
如果你把我排除在外呢 what are if you count me out?
其实我自己也需要点帮助 I could use a little help myself actually.
你的头脑 Your mind.
确定 Sure.
啊 Ah.
现在我能做什么 Now what can I do for?
好吧 Well,
我的意思是 I mean,
没人在去维加斯的路上 我想我们迷路了 nobody are on our way to Vegas and I think we're lost.
球 Balls.
我要迷路了 如果手在这里 I'm going to be lost if the hand or right there.
的吗 The?
来吧 Come on,
每个回到房间的人都知道 everybody come back in the room know,
我受够了看着你发脾气是我的错 I'm tired of watching you lose your temper my fault.
是那个可怜的孩子的眼神 It's the way that poor boy looked at.
你 you.
道歉 Apologize.
希瑟的哲学导致了映射规则 Heather philosophy leads to mapping rule.
但是有一个条件 On one condition,
他们对我说得很好 what they talk nice to me.
我说的是礼貌 I am talking nicety,
不 no,
我的意思是 I mean,
真正的好 real nice.
打电话给我 Call me,
但一个杯子 but a cup.
你回到房间里来 You come back in the room.
水 Water.
我要像个傻瓜一样走那条路 I'm going to get as a stupid out to that way.
你会对我好点吗 Way way to dwell like will you be nice to me?
人们用香槟玫瑰标记它 从现在开始 士兵们就把它放在上面 It'd been noted with champagne roses and put the soldiers from now on.
保安告诉我有多远 Security give me how far.
好的 OK.
好吧 Okay,
你想从这里出去 就在威尔逊家以前的地方 离桥大约一英里 直到你走到一个岔路口 you want to go out here about where the Wilson place used to be about a mile before the bridge can let go till you come to a fork.
正确的重量 Right weight,
没关系 因为如果你选错了 it doesn't matter because if you take the wrong one,
四五英里的时候你就知道了 因为它不会再走了 you'll know at about four or five miles because it doesn't go no more.
所以回去把你带走吧 So go back and take thee.
经过詹森污水坑 Go past the Janssen cesspool.
你能怪我吗 因为我想把这个分享给你想给我的人如果我看到有人能把你的空间弄得一团糟 Can you blame me for I wanted to share this with anyone you want to give me if I ever saw one of the guys who can get you a mash of space to a pulp?
这可能是我最后一次看到海瑟这样了 This may be my last chance to ever see Heather like this again,
但拉米 but Lamy,
她值得一看 she's worth looking in.
另一方面 On the other hand,
我可不想让我的脸跟肉酱相配 I don't want to get my face matched to a pulp.
也许我应该忘掉这一切 去参加20号节目 Maybe I should just forget the whole thing and get onto the twenty show.
女孩 Girls.
的吗 The?
啊 Ah.
人应该在那里 Man that should be made there.
好的 OK.
啊 Ah.
是的 Yeah.
好的 OK.
一些鱼 Some of the fish.
嘿 Hey,
有制冰机吗 is there ice machine,
狗屎吗 shit?
我终于赶上了 I finally catch up.
我不知道为什么 I don't know why.
笨蛋 Moron.
会议照常举行 The conference again as usual,
这就是为什么去年我们不得不扭转它的份额 and that was how the last year we have to turn around its share.
正确的 right.
我们会讨论完全 We'll talk about totally.
一百英里前我们错过了转弯 We missed our turn a hundred miles ago.
我们得回去 We have to go back.
我通常会避开较弱的投篮 I generally try to drive away from feebler shooting.
除此之外 Besides,
如果我们回到过去 if we go back,
我们几乎相隔了两个小时 we lose two hours almost apart,
肯定有捷径的 there's got to be a shortcut.
好吧 Well,
然后我们会讨论 then we'll talk about totally,
我们可以左转 we can make a left,
等 etc.
我不相信那个人 There I don't trust that guy,
我说的 I say,
去他妈的 fuck it,
让我们开始吧 let's go for it.
为什么我对这件事有不好的预感 Why do I have a bad feeling about this?
他们的车停在门口 For a whole day whose cars out front,
它赢了 which won.
就是这个 The one right there,
那是我的 that's mine.
如果是新的大肥猪区 If the New whopper boy zone.
牛 Cattle.
可以说唱 Can rap,
哦 Oh,
谢谢你 thank you,
有什么作用 got any role.
我们现在的位置 Where we are now,
哪里意味着维加斯 where does mean Vegas in no time?
但你知道 But you know,
这是一件好事 it's a good thing.
我们遇到了那个旅馆职员 We met that hotel clerk.
嘿 Hey,
假设那些秀女郎穿着她们的办公室 suppose those show Girls be wearing their Showgirl office,
笑了 laughed along.
人们仍然会说 There is still going like,
哦 Oh,
是的 yeah.
我以前从没做过这样的事你会喜欢上它的 I've never done anything like this before you're going to like it like it already.
好的 OK.
哦 Oh,
你要去的地方 where you going.
地狱 Hell.
在机会出现时 In the opportunity arises.
它确实出现了 And it certainly has arisen.
的吗 The?
啊 Ah.
的吗 The?
啊 Ah.
的吗 The?
啊 Ah.
好的 OK.
啊 Ah.
的吗 The?
真不敢相信我们错过了彩排 I can't believe we missed the rehearsal.
我死定了 I'm a dead man,
我死定了 I'm a dead man.
我要操那个放松的人 I'm fucking that relax man.
维加斯就在山那边 I'm sure Vegas is right over those hills.
男人 Man,
我希望你是对的 I hope you're right.
我们不会很快到达那里 We don't get there soon.
他爸爸会扯断我的胳膊的 His dad's going to tear my arms.
因为我不是个斗士 Are you so afraid of that guy Because I'm not a fighter,
扎克 Zack.
我们不需要你只要假装你是 We don't have to be just you just kind of pretend like you're,
你知道的 you know,
我十有八九会去学校 I'll venture nine out of ten school.
你的孩子们从没打过架 Your boys have never been in a fight.
这里有安静服务 Stillness service out here.
这到底是什么样子 What the hell does this look like?
他们需要帮助 They need help.
如果你也有搭档 你会怎么做 What do you do when you get a partner to get too?
也许他们能帮我们找到他们的女人 Maybe they can help us get some directions owe their ladies.
也许他们给我们的不仅仅是帮助 Maybe they give us a little bit more than just help.
女士们 有多少 How many ladies,
有什么问题吗 what seems to be the problem?
我们的车出了故障 There is a malfunction with our vehicle,
我们正在加油 轮胎出了问题 我们请求你的帮助 起火了 we are at a fuel and there is a problem with the tire we request your assistance fires,
佛罗里达 Florida,
只有底部 only the bottom part,
只有底部 only the bottom part.
那是个好作家 That's a good writer.
我跟你谈一会儿 I talk to you for a SEC.
我不喜欢这种情况 还有汽油和爆胎 对吧 I don't like the looks of this and a gas and a flat tire right,
所以我们离开这里 so we get out of here,
老兄 dude,
一开始是你想停下来的 it was your idea to stop in the first place.
什么地方需要帮助的地方他们可能非常感激猫的漂流 What place needs some help the sites they might be very appreciative of the cat's going to drift.
是的 Yeah,
看 两个小时之后 look or two hours away,
我们不要做任何危及自己的事 let's not do anything that's going to jeopardise us.
准时参加派对 Go to that party on time,
请 please.
我听到你 I hear you,
但这并不好 but it's not nicely.
那个被困住的夫妇 拜托 The couple lady stranded like that come on.
是的 Yeah,
也许他是对的 maybe he's right.
不能把一位女士困在这里 Can't leave a lady stranded.
尤其是像这样的 Especially ones that look like those.
我不知道他们有点吓人 I don't know they were kind of spooky.
如果你问我的话 If you ask me.
我们真的要冒任何可能妨碍我们在维加斯的市场推广的风险吗 Do we really want to chance anything interfering with our marketing to Vegas on time?
好吧 OK,
女士们 ladies,
我们会帮你解决的 we'll fix you up.
他很快就把千斤顶装进了后备箱 In no time he got the jack in the trunk.
真的有必要检查后备箱吗 Is it really necessary to look in the trunk?
你想要轮胎脸了吗 Have you want the tire face yet?
很好 Very well.
她的帽子 Her hat,
你会喜欢感冒的 you would enjoy a cold.
好吧 Well,
他看了看 he looked.
你一定要赌一把 Make sure you take a punt.
我的上帝 My God,
我差点忘了我要结婚了我们必须现在就结婚 I almost forgot I'm getting married and we really have to get it right now.
谢谢你 Thank you,
女士们 ladies.
对不起 Sorry.
好吧 All right,
这是怎么回事 what's going on,
我们得晚点了 then We've got to get late.
你今天做了什么 What did you do today?
看看这些女孩 Look at these girls.
莫妮卡现在肯定疯了 Monica must be totally flipped out by now.
给那个女孩一个疯狂的男人 give that girl some crazy man.
莫妮卡很善解人意 Monica can be very understanding.
真不敢相信他一小时后不给我打电话你就错过彩排了 I can't believe you missed the rehearsal if he doesn't call me in an hour.
明天的婚礼和Ohdown一起 The wedding tomorrow with Oh down.
有一个完全合理的解释 There is a perfectly reasonable explanation.
不 No,
是的 yes,
他会准时出现你会原谅他就像你总是做的那样一切都会好起来的 he's going to show up on time and you're going to forgive him as you always do everything it's going to be fine.
我们什么都没点 We didn't order anything.
是的 Yes,
我们可以这样写 we can write this way.
你为什么不把食物端到这边来 Why don't you bring the food on over here?
哦 Oh,
是的 yeah.
你可以坐下 You can sit down.
这看起来棒极了 This looks wonderful.
你想要一个大的 Would you like a nice big,
多汁的草莓吗 juicy strawberry?
来点猕猴桃怎么样 How about some kiwi?
的吗 The?
当你们都完成的时候 When you're all finished,
我们要组织一个单身女郎派对 we have a bachelorette party to organize.
气体膨胀 Gas expansion.
有些是两次 Some of this twice,
所以我有点喜欢 so I kind of like it,
你喜欢 you like,
代数 algebra.
也许吧 Let's be a maybe.
那就是它死的地方 That's where it's dead.
所有的命令都可以访问 All commands access that mess around.
我不是在胡闹 I'm not messing around.
你必须建立一些 You must build a few.
你是做什么的 What do you do?
我什么都没做 I didn't do anything.
如果这是选举上的问题 Looking to hotwired and that if it's an electoral problem know now,
我们该怎么办 what are we going to do?
我们要步行去寻求帮助 We're going to walk for help.
我是的 I yes,
扎克 Zach.
这是沙漠 It's the desert.
有蛇和蝎子 There's like snakes and scorpions,
但可以治疗怪物 but can heal monsters.
这里真的有可能吗 Are here really probably?
来吧 Come on,
我会保护你 I'll protect you.
你确定我们要这么做吗 You sure we should be doing this.
啊 Ah.
扎克 Zack.
你的手电筒灭了吗 Is your flashlight out?
那 That that?
所以我很有创造力 So I was creative.
下一个什么 What next?
好吧 Well,
我想我们得等天一亮 I guess we wait for first light.
在早上 In the morning.
大便 Shit.
现在我们要让二十个表演女郎非常不开心 Now we're going to make twenty show girl very unhappy.
海湾里的小角色明天中午就开始了 Little role in a bay is by noon tomorrow.
二十个女孩 Twenty girls,
男人 man.
莫妮卡现在肯定急坏了 Monica must be worried sick by now.
是的 Yeah.
女士们 如果这是为了我们把你们丢在那里 Ladies if this is about us leaving you like there.
我们需要几个问题的答案 We need answers to a couple of questions.
我们需要知道什么问题 What questions we need to know,
你们俩都看到了什么 what you both have seen.
我们看过电影 We've seen what like movies.
在该地区 In the area.
我们需要知道你看到了什么 We need to know what you have seen.
在这个地区仙人掌是什么 In the area does cactus what?
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
没什么不寻常的 Nothing A little unusual,
像一个巨大的银盘 like a large silver disk platters,
银台 silver desk,
不 no,
我想我们会记住的 I think we would remember that.
你在 You are in.
评论面纱 Comment veil.
对于这个国家来说 Typical to this country,
是的 yes,
确定 sure.
你已经迷失了 You have been lost,
愉快的形状 pleasant shape.
选票我工作 Ballot I work out.
你看到什么异常了吗 Have you seen anything unusual?
天空中的彩灯 Colored lights in the sky?
好吧 All right,
好吧 all right,
实际上我们做的 we did actually.
好吧 okay,
我们以为是你 we thought it was you fo.
沼气 Swamp gas,
是的 yes,
沼气 swamp gas there.
我就是这么说的 That's what I said.
沼气 Swamp gas,
我是说沙漠里可能有沼气 对吧 I mean there could be swamp gas in the desert right?
更好 Better.
我们都知道 We know that.
我的老板 My boss.
酷 Cool.
记住 Remember,
一个统治者 a ruler,
我拉了探测车 I pulled the rover.
的吗 The?
坐下 Sit.
放松 Relax.
我们必须现在做爱我们必须现在做爱 We must sex now we must have sex now.
第一 First.
我将展示我的裸体来唤起 I will display my naked body to arouse.
你不想和我做爱吗 Do you not desire to have sex with me?
好吧 Well,
实际上 actually,
我还真没想过像你这样的男人不常在没有我的情况下做吗 I hadn't really thought about it is it's not true that men like you often do it without me?
的吗 The?
是的 Yeah.
我相信现在已接近尘埃了 I believe it is now near dust.
一种乐趣 A pleasure.
便便 Poop.
的吗 The?
好的 OK.
啊 Ah.
的吗 The?
啊 Ah.
谢谢你完成了我的任务 Thank you for making my mission complete.
的吗 The?
六天 Six days.
我是什么都没有 I was nothing.
男人 Man,
我刚做了个奇怪的梦 I just had the strangest dream.
我也是 Me too.
夏威夷 Hawaiian.
保罗 Paulo.
的地狱 The hell.
我们在墨西哥做什么 Are we doing in Mexico?
我们走错了方向 We took a wrong turn,
我们没办法 we there's no way.
你才是那个开车掉头的人 You're the one driving a turn around.
我不认为这是一个选择 I don't think that's an option.
大便 Shit.
我们一定又迟到了 We must have been late again with the weed.
在任何情况下 In any case,
我们得把这个修好 we have to get this fixed.
好的 OK.
也许一些食物 Maybe some food.
我也觉得不错 Sounds good to me too.
总是向下 Always go down.
哲学 Philosophy,
人质V拳 hostage Punch of V,
这是什么 What is this?
我能为你做什么我所有的家务 What can I do for you all my chores.
是的 Yeah,
我们需要去美国的路还有几条冷路 We need directions to America and a couple of the cold ones.
也许还可以买些酒吧小吃 Maybe some bar snacks too.
坚果 Nuts.
哦 Oh,
是的 yeah,
我们还需要一个机修工 we also need a mechanic.
我们有一个巨大的散热器 We have a vast radiator.
MiAmigo是一名养牛技工 Mi Amigo is a cattle mechanic.
他的名字叫拉什 His name is rush.
他就在这附近 He's around here somewhere.
玛丽亚会为你服务的 Maria will bring you your services.
草 Grasses.
啊 Ah.
迈克 Mike.
来吧 Come on,
不要告诉我 don't tell me,
你为什么把她一个人留在陌生的地方 why would you just leave her alone where strangers here?
也许她只是需要一个小杯子 Maybe she just needs a little cup,
更糟糕的是 扎克也在其中 and what's the worst that can add Zach.
不 No,
我们得弄清楚 We've got to find out.
我们连花瓶都拿不到 We can't even get the vase.
看那个女孩 Look at that girl.
你是说我应该放弃一个更好地了解这种东西的机会吗 Are you tell me I'm supposed to pass up an opportunity to get better acquainted with something like that?
另一方面 On the other hand,
有二十个女孩在维加斯等着 运气好的话 there are twenty girls waiting in Vegas force with any luck.
也许我该去找技工 然后我们就可以离开这里了 Maybe I should find the mechanics and we can get out of here.
还不到大四 Well below their senior year,
你是怎么下车的 你叫我起来的时候我能帮你吗 what's How do you get off and can I help you do it when you say get up?
你到底是什么意思 What do you mean exactly?
你是说摆脱战争还是摆脱性爱 Do you mean get off a war or get off sexually?
你觉得我是什么意思 What do you think I mean?
所以你是在挑逗我 So you're making a pass at me.
你在挑逗我 You're making a pass at me.
但是你没有殖民者来承认这一点 but you don't have the colonists to admit it to look at.
我们为什么不从头开始呢 Why don't we start over from the top?
好吧 Well,
你好 hello,
在那里 there,
棕色的眼睛 brown eyes.
你叫什么名字 what's your name?
玛丽亚 Maria.
把你那肮脏的美国佬屁股拿走 Take your filthy Gringo ends of my dot.
我只是想表现得友好一点 It's just try to be friendly,
你再试一次 就会失去你的妻子 you try it again and you lose your wives.
先生 Senor.
在最后做 Doing at the end.
是的 Yes,
先生 Sir.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
让你知道 Make you know,
别惹她女儿 don't mess with the daughter.
我最好找个电话 I'd better find a phone call,
在她完全自由之前 Monica before she totally free.
嘿 Hey,
嘿 hey,
你一定是机修工 you must be the mechanic.
我是镇上的芭蕾舞演员 I'm the town ballerina.
你他妈的怎么想 What the fuck do you think?
看 Look,
我们在房车上遇到了点小麻烦 we have a little trouble with RV.
是的 Yeah,
我看到了 我说 I saw that I said,
你是怎么做爱的 How did you manage to fuck?
我没有搞砸 I didn't fuck it up.
好吧 All right,
我们只是得到了一个被终结的权利 we just get a busted right.
哦 Oh,
我修不了 I can't fix it.
好吧 Well,
只有一个小时的路程 only part story is an hour away,
今天是我的休息日 and today is my day off.
好吧 Okay,
我们得尽快赶到维加斯 we got to be in Vegas as soon as possible.
我收到一张五千美元的支票 I got a check for five thousand dollars.
好吧 Okay,
不只是我们现在的方式 not just the way we now,
那是出版商的预付款支票 that's the advanced check from the publisher,
但如果你能告诉我在哪能兑现 but if you can tell me where I can cash it,
我来告诉你我将用剩下的现金兑换 I'll tell you what I'll cash and with what's left over.
我会寄给你的 I'll send it to you.
否则我们会一直醒到周一得到你想等的那部分 Otherwise we wake till Monday getting that part that you want to wait.
直到星期一 Until Monday.
胡安妮塔 Juanita.
我得上去提高罚金 I've got to go up to raise forfeit.
得到这个间隙部分 get this gap part.
他搞砸了SRB He fucked up SRB.
好 Well.
你会好的 You'll be okay.
我再讲一会儿 I'll go on for a while.
好吧 All right,
把这个放在安全的地方 put this in a safe place,
我很快就回来 and I'll be back real soon.
这就是我的错 That is it the wrong of me.
是的 Yeah.
是的 Yeah,
它是 it is.
你是一个艺术家 You're an artist,
我的爱 I love.
这是一个礼物 It's a gift.
你能再画一幅我的画吗 Will you do another drawing of me?
更亲密一点 A little more intimate?
你觉得有多亲密 Just how intimate were you thinking?
非常亲密 Very intimate.
我一直想和一个艺术家和一个敏感的男人做爱 I have always wanted to make love to an artist to a sensitive man.
去看你所看到的 To see what you see.
感受你的感受 To feel what you feel.
那一定很棒 It must be wonderful.
这是所有 All it is.
和我做爱吧 Make love to me,
和我做爱吧 make love to me,
好像只有艺术家才知道怎么跟女人做爱 like only an artist knows how to make love to a woman.
生锈的呢 What about rusty?
他是个修理工 He is a grease monkey,
蛮 a brute,
他知道我很饿 he knows I have a hunger.
他不能满足 He cannot satisfy.
我一定要大声点 I must have you loud.
的吗 The?
商品和死亡 Commodity and death.
的吗 The?
喜欢的吗 Like the?
啊 Ah.
的吗 The?
他在附近开了一个机械师 And he started a mechanic around.
B B.
不 Nope.
我们错过了一切 派对还在继续 We're missing everything I'm sure the party still going on.
我想要时间 I want to have time.
今晚的婚礼 The weddings this evening.
我要下车了 I'm getting off now.
婚礼还是有的 There still is a wedding.
也许他不是命中注定的 Maybe he just wasn't meant to be.
是的 Yeah,
你可能发现了什么 you might be on to something There.
看 Look,
不管怎么说 anyway,
在修理工回来之前我们什么都做不了 we can't do shit till the mechanic comes back.
的房子 The houses.
我现在还记得你是从哪里得到的那些穿黑衣的女人 Where'd you get that I remember now came from those women in Black did.
它不是在谈论那个权利 It's not talking about that right.
男人 Man,
我快饿死了 I am starving.
我真希望我现在有一个大的芝士汉堡和薯条 I wish I had a big cheeseburger and fries right now.
只狗屎 Only shit.
然而 However.
我知道有些人喜欢这个东西 I know there are some like about this thing.
它授予的愿望 it grants wishes.
哦 Oh,
别荒谬 don't be ridiculous.
条纹 Stripe,
我希望我们能 I wish we ho.
好吧 OK,
如果你是对的呢 what if you're right?
我的意思是 I mean,
它也有三个变化 there are three change to it too.
这可能意味着我们只需要希望左边和右边 That might mean we only have to wish is left and right.
你想要什么样的伦敦排名 What do you want a London ranks?
不 No,
我是说我们可以用它来拿下维加斯 I mean we can use it to get the Vegas.
我们就是这样去塔希提岛的 That is how we go to Tahiti.
我们将拥有10亿美元 We're going to have a billion dollars.
的吗 The?
你要去哪里 Where are you going?
来吧 Come on?
的吗 The?
拿下来 Take down.
我不惜一切代价也要看到回音 And I gave anything to see ECHO without a trace of it.
别让这东西满足你的愿望用它来得到基地 Stop that this thing grants wishes were using it to get the base.
我们太轻了 We are too light.
我想让大家看到我们 I want to make ourselves visible.
这太疯狂了 that's crazy,
你知道的 you know,
它不是 it's not.
这是一生的梦想 It's a dream of a lifetime.
别告诉我你看着那支舞 Don't tell me you look at that dance.
好吧 Well,
肯定的是 sure,
我已经搜索过了 I have put the search.
这是疯狂的 This is insane.
这是荒谬的 This is absurd.
它实际上会考虑这个 It's actually going to be considering this.
好吧 All right,
但我们最好利用他们的遗愿送我去我的婚礼 but we'd better use their last wish to get me to my wedding.
这就是你的价值十亿美元听起来更好 That's what you are billion dollar sounds better to me.
确定 Sure.
我希望我们能隐身 I wish we could become invisible,
足够看到玛丽亚的裸体了 long enough to see Maria naked.
还是你是 Or are you?
态度是无形的 Tude were invisible.
我们不希望温总理 We don't wish to Premier Wen.
的吗 The?
转变 Shift.
再见 Bye.
你没有权利把我们关在这里 You have no right to hold us here.
奥伯龙做的外国佬 Oberon do Gringo.
我做的事 I do.
难以置信 Unbelievable,
这是你一年内第二次让我们被捕 this is the second time in a year you've gotten us arrested.
你会怪我的 You're going to blame me.
哦 Oh,
我想做的是得到最大的 I wanted to do was get the biggest.
你已经尽你所能阻止我结婚 You've done everything in your power to prevent me from getting married.
你觉得我是故意开车去墨西哥的吗 Do you think I drove to Mexico on purpose?
真希望我们能摆脱这些枷锁 I wish we were out of these chains.
我希望我在夏威夷 I wish were in Hawaii.
我们还一起吃了个烤奶酪三明治 We shared a grilled cheese sandwich is fucking thing and work.
同样的时间 还有扎克的问题 Same clock and problem with Zack.
你不提前考虑就全速前进 让后果见鬼去吧 You don't think ahead just full speed ahead with you to hell with the consequences again,
你花了半辈子的时间担心可能会发生的事说要有一点信念 事情可能会解决 you spend half your life worried about what might happen said to have a little faith that things might work out.
你还没学会吗 Haven't you learned yet?
布莱恩 Brian,
并不是你生活中发生的事情改变了你的生活 it's not the things that happened in your life that make the difference.
重要的是你处理事情的方式 It's how you deal with the things that happen makes all the difference.
你想知道我学到了什么吗我再也不会和你一起自驾游了 You want to know what I've learned that I'm never going to take another road trip with you again.
你在说什么 What are you saying?
布莱恩山楂 Brian Haw?
你想要分开合作吗 Do you want to split up the partnership?
是的 Yeah,
是的 yeah,
也许我做的 maybe I do.
是的 Yeah,
好吧 well,
也许我们应该 maybe we should.
那我就相信英宇航会打你 Then I pocket that BAE will hit you.
现在是你做你该做的事的时候了 绝对不行 Now's your chance for what you should do them no way well.
总得有人去做 somebody's got to do it.
你不能让这样的拥抱 You can't let a hug like this.
去浪费 go to waste,
你和布莱恩·瑞恩有协议 you have an agreement with Brian Rain.
那么 Well then,
为什么让他享受所有的乐趣 why let him have all the fun?
但你得让我看 But you have to let me watch.
重量 Weight.
这是你无意义性爱的最后机会 This is your last chance for meaningless sex,
很好 very good,
毫无意义的性 meaningless sex.
这样做 do it.
我觉得我觉得你应该做一个我 我会看着你 I think I think you should do a me and I'll watch you.
你才是那个要结婚的人 You're the one getting married.
希礼是正确的 Ashley is right,
我的意思是 I mean,
这家伙很性感 this guy is very hot,
但话又说回来 but then again,
我从没见过两个人做爱 I've never watched two people make love before,
所以我想我可以从他们身上学到一些东西 so I guess I could learn a few things from them.
再一次 Then again,
你可以看 you can watch it.
我总能从实践中学习 I could always learn by doing.
我想我要处理的 I think I want to deal with.
的吗 The?
muchachos醒来 Wake up muchachos.
最刺激的是一次一小时的审判 The thrill is in one hour trial for once,
但这些罪行是针对村子里的好人吗 but are the crimes against the good people of this village?
最后你想吃什么 What would you like to eat for your last?
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
等法官收拾完你 deals meal When the judge gets done with you,
你的日子不多了 your days is going to be numbered.
他很强壮 He is very tough.
你不是认真的吧 You can't be serious.
别担心 Don't worry,
我们为你准备了一个不错的葬礼 we've got a nice funeral or plan for you.
我的朋友 My friends.
我要无限的龙虾 I'll take the lobster infinity.
大量的水 Lots of water.
你到底在哪儿你给我的这个追踪装置坏了 Where the hell are you this piece of shit tracking device you gave me is on the blink.
我已经失去了 I've lost.
上帝 God,
该死的 damn it.
这是你最后一次替我找工作 This is the last time you fill up a jobs me,
你被炒了 you're fired.
但是甜蜜的家 But Mr Sweet home,
这火 this fire.
别人 Somebody.
我需要你做点什么 I need you to do something.
任何东西 Anything,
斯威特先生的家很快就能赚上千美元 Mr Sweet homes are quick thousand bucks in it.
去找这个布莱恩特这个角色他要去的第一个地方浪费酒店别让他见我女儿 Go find this Bryant character the first place he's going to go wasted a hotel don't let him see my daughter.
是的 Yes,
先生 Sir.
你想让我伤害他吗 Do you want me to hurt him?
把他带来见我 Just bring him to me.
我会亲自照顾他的 I'll take care of him myself.
的吗 The?
你被指控对这个社区的模范犯了罪 You are charged with crimes against the models of this community.
你怎么辩解 How do you plead,
先生 sir?
发件人的齐默和首席执行官丹就是这么简单 It was this simple in the sender's Zimmer and CEO Dan.
你注意到老鹰带来了目击者吗 Are you notice the eagle bringing the witness?
洗涤 Washes.
我应该迷路的 should have gotten lost.
好立克有罪 Good pavlik guilty,
等一下 wait a minute.
我们要求重审 We demand a retrial.
放松 relax,
布莱恩特已经知道这里的规矩了 Bryant already know how it works around here.
这在细中苍白 This pale in the fine.
我们在路上了 We're on our way.
对不起 Excuse me,
你的荣誉 your honor.
这也是一个愚蠢的误会 It was just as silly misunderstanding.
我们要花多少钱 How much would it cost us,
吗 too?
你的天使羚羊 Your angel antelope.
你的天使 Your angels.
我们有热 We have hot.
有一点信念 Have a little faith,
他说 he says.
你现在可以随心所欲地射击 You can shoot as you are happy now,
但我不会给你们看的 but I'm not going to show you this all right.
他们还没有让你想到死刑 They don't yet have the death penalty down your mind.
这是一个高度进化的社会 It's a highly evolved society.
我不能听到 I can't hear.
你是编剧 Should we do you're the writer,
凯泽本人吗 Unos?
Dos Dos.
我的上帝 My God,
拉斯维加斯怎么了 what's wrong in Las Vegas?
把它们放在角落里 Put them on a corner.
是的 Yeah.
有什么事吗 What's up?
我向所有人挑战我是否会没事 I challenge anyone I was going to be okay.
不可思议的 The marvelous.
你说的合伙的事是认真的吗 Do you mean what you said about the partnership?
是的 Yeah,
一千年 one thousand,
七百一十五 seven hundred and fifteen.
你在开玩笑吧 You're kidding.
派对结束了 齐卡尔迪查了数据 The party's over Ziccardi checked out figures.
好吧 Well,
我想我们也错过了写书的最后期限 I guess we missed that deadline on the book too.
我们去洗个澡 然后走人吧 Let's go get cleaned up and fired.
莫尼卡 Monica.
我说我们的婚礼取消了 I've told our wedding's off,
让我们面对现实吧 把发生的一切都打乱 let's face it zag everything that happens,
一个标志 a sign.
这是我不该结婚的征兆 Sign that I'm not supposed to get married right.
你没事吧 You okay?
是的 Yeah,
我想是这样 I guess so.
莫尼卡 Monica,
我病了 I am sick.
莫尼卡 Monica,
亲爱的 sweetheart,
我看 I look,
你不会相信发生了什么 you won't believe what happened to you know,
我甚至都没试过 I don't even try.
莫尼卡 Monica,
我很抱歉 I am so sorry,
来吧 Come on,
你知道的 you know,
我爱你 I love you.
好吧 All right,
我知道你现在很难过 I know you really upset right now,
但我得把这件事说出来 but I've got to get this off my chest.
我觉得我们现在不应该结婚你知道什么不用担心 I don't think we should get married right now and you know what don't even worry about.
一个委员会取消了它 a committee called it off.
我不想结婚 I do not want to get married,
只是一个很难不喜欢这件事的人忘记了整件事 just somebody who is hard to not into this who just forget about the whole thing,
但我不介意 but no hard feelings.
我只是觉得你应该离开 I just think you should leave.
哦 Oh,
莫尼卡 Monica,
是的 yeah,
不 no,
真的 really,
你知道的 You know,
我爸爸正在过来的路上 my dad is on his way over here,
谁也不知道他会对你做什么 and there's no telling what he might do to you.
阿什利 Ashley.
等一个都走 Wait one to both go,
好吧 OK,
去游泳池 go to the pool,
我就在这里引开他们 and I'll distract them right here.
我们只是需要谈谈 We just need to talk.
没有危险 The coast is clear.
我可不想流血 I don't want my bleeding.
好吧 Well,
你好 hello,
我能帮你什么忙吗 can I help you with something?
是的 Yeah.
啊 Ah.
对不起 Excuse me,
我想我没有这个荣幸 I don't believe I've had the pleasure.
布赖恩在哪里 Where is Brian.
我是问 I was asking.
告诉我布莱欧妮在哪儿 宝贝 Tell me where Briony look baby.
我和其他男人一样 也喜欢干粗活 I'm into the rough stuff just as much as the next guy,
但你得先给我个机会热身一下 but you've got to give me a chance to warm up a bit first.
回答我的问题 Just answer my question.
你对他们有什么不满 What's your beef with them?
你的下一个女朋友吗 Your next girlfriend?
不 No,
有人付钱让我这么做 somebody pay me to do this.
这不关你的事 Now that is any of your business,
但是是的 but yeah.
好吧 Well,
看 look,
我不知道你赚了多少钱 I don't know how much you're making,
但我有五千块 but I got five thousand bucks,
说你只想下午休息一下 says you Just love to take the rest of the afternoon off.
5克 Five gram,
我对天发誓 I swear to God.
嘿 Hey,
我刚请了下午的假 I just got the rest of the afternoon off.
你在做什么吗 Are you doing anything?
基地组织 Ha Qaeda.
你能推迟吗 Can you postpone?
我想我还有几分钟 I suppose I have a couple of minutes.
的吗 The?
非凡的 Phenomenal.
的吗 The?
好的 OK.
的吗 The?
是的 Yeah.
整个男孩都很高兴见到你 The whole boy was at nice to meet you.
了 By now.
我们该怎么办 What are we going to do?
我该怎么办 永远跑下去 What am I going to do Run forever?
也许我该确认一下他会杀了你 Maybe I should just confirmed that he's going to kill you.
你好吗 How are you?
我是扎克 I'm Zack?
你一定是聪明的斯威特·霍尔先生 You must be Mr Sweet Hall who is bright.
好吧 Well,
我猜你会问 I guess you'd have to ask here,
难道你 wouldn't you?
我不是在玩游戏 I'm not playing games.
你有麻烦了 You've got a problem.
跟我说话 Talk to me.
你真有趣 You are a little fun.
你在我女朋友面前说什么 What's your mouth in front of my girlfriend?
你对我说什么 What do you say to me?
你毁了我的操 You broke my fuck,
你知道的 you know,
我不想跟你吵架 I don't want to have to fight you,
甜蜜的家 Mr Sweet home,
但如果有必要我会的 but I will if I have to.
结婚与否 Wedding or not,
我爱上了你的女儿 I'm in love with your daughter,
我不想让任何事影响我们之间的关系 and I don't want anything to come between us.
你有一些公牛 You've got some bulls,
孩子 kid,
你都是对的 you're all right.
没关系 It's all right,
我知道 I know,
爸爸 Daddy,
你能不能走开 让我们单独在一起 could you please go away and leave us alone?
我很抱歉 I'm sorry,
孩子 kid.
实际上 Actually,
婚礼的事我很抱歉 I am so so sorry about the wedding,
我想我只是还没准备好 I guess I'm just not ready.
忘了它吧 Just forget about it.
忘了这整件事吧 Just forget the whole thing.
我们就按照自己的意愿办一场婚礼吧 Let's just have a wedding like on our own terms.
随便点 you know something casual,
有趣的事 something fun you know.
也许是偶尔的三人行 Maybe the occasional threesome.
不一定非得是皇帝的玩笑 It doesn't have to be the emperor fun,
这只是个开始 it just can be the beginning.
你怎么看 So what do you think?
大脑 brain?
你想结婚 You want to get married.
哦 Oh,
我不知道 I don't know.
这是一个棘手的问题 this is a tough one.
我是说君主制真是个了不起的女孩 我不想失去她的屁股 I mean monarchies such a terrific girl and I don't want to lose her butt.
你他妈在干什么 What the fuck are you doing?
你听到她刚才说什么了吗 Did you hear what she just said?
看 Look,
如果你现在不嫁给 if you don't marry a right now,
你是个十足的白痴 you're a complete idiot.
但你不是说要避免婚姻吗 but I thought you said marriages to be avoided.
是的 Yeah,
那是在莫妮卡说什么三和的屁话之前 that's before Monica said all that stuff about three sums in shit.
你开什么玩笑 What are you kidding me?
你上哪去找那样的女孩啊 Where are you ever going to find a girl like that again?
在你永远失去它之前赶紧搞定 Sealed the deal now before you lose it forever.
我们今天聚集在这里见证这两个小宝贝的神圣婚礼 We are gathered here today to join these two kits in holy matrimony.
如果在座有人能提出正当理由 说明为什么这两个如此年轻的人不应该在他们生命的早期就结合在一起 If anyone here can show just cause as to why these two awfully young people should not be joined together at this early part of their life,
让他现在就说 否则他会永远保持沉默 给你任何想法 let him now speak or forever hold his peace will just give you any ideas.
地狱 Hell,
不 no.
你愿意娶莫妮卡为你的合法妻子吗无论顺境或逆境富裕或贫穷 Do you take Monica to be your lawfully wedded wife to have and to hold for better or worse for richer or poorer,
无论疾病还是健康 相爱珍惜至死 in sickness and in health to love and to cherish till death?
你一部分吗 Do you part?
哦 Oh,
是的 yeah.
莫尼卡 Monica.
这些你都做吗 Do you do all that stuff too?
啊 Ah.
他说 He says that,
面对你 faced with you.
谁 Who,
谁看着我 who looked at me?
以睿智仁慈的内华达欧元赋予我的权力 By the power vested in me by the wise and Benevolent Nevada euro,
牌照 licences,
许可和文档 permits and documents,
我现在宣布你们结为夫妻 I now pronounce you husband and wife,
你可以吻新娘了 you may kiss the bride.
好吧 Well,
没那么糟 that wasn't so bad,
是漂游 was it swanning,
我以为我会感觉不一样 I thought I'd feel different,
对它保持警惕 being wary about it.
好吧 Well,
如果由我决定 if it's up to me,
你会有很多美好的感觉 you're going to be feeling a lot of good things.
是的 Yeah,
好吧 OK,
这太棒了 that's fantastic.
我们会去的 We'll be there.
是的 Yeah,
是的 Yeah.
这是对出版商的一种明亮的卤水 A bright brine that was done on the publisher.
是关于我告诉过你的新书 紧固维加斯 It's called about the new book I told you it's called fastening the Vegas,
她很喜欢 and she loves it.
男人知道你在开玩笑 Man know where you're kidding away.
有更多的人 There's more man,
有一家电影制片厂打电话说他们想买这本旧书 one of the movie studios called they want to buy the old book.
一件事是我们得跟那些钱聊天 One thing is we got to schmooze with the money.
他们有三天时间到纽约 对吧 They had three days to get to New York right?
对不起 Sorry,
纽约的女孩和男孩们 girls and guys in New York.
好吧 Well,
他的意思是 what he means,
所有的人 all of us,
当然可以 of course.
是的 Yeah,
当然 of course,
我是说我们所有人 你不记得了吗 I mean all of us don't you remember.
两个纽约 Two New York,
他说 he said.
你知道上班的路 You know the way to work.
我闭着眼睛都能把我们送到纽约 I can get us to New York with my eyes closed.
在你身边奔跑是一种幸福 You just it's bliss and run by your side.
你怎么能明明白白地说你爱我 How can you say you love me while it's clear,
亲爱的 my dear,
你爱得像云雀 you love as a lark.
如果我再也见不到你 if I'd ever see you no more.
班纳特夫人 Mrs Bennett,
我能知道那是什么吗 can I know that's the?
你的工作 Your job.
你相信什么 What you believe.