1 00:00:09,320 --> 00:00:11,800 Did you know that during pregnancy.. 2 00:00:12,040 --> 00:00:17,080 your fingers swell up to twice their size and never go back? 3 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:19,800 Oh, my God! Let me see that. 4 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:23,920 You fall for it every time. 5 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:27,640 Hey! I brought you my old maternity clothes. 6 00:00:27,840 --> 00:00:32,600 Oh, Pheebs, that's so sweet. Oh, those are so cute! 7 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:36,840 Look. See how they expand as the baby grows? 8 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:42,120 And after the baby's born they're great for shoplifting melons. 9 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:47,280 Good, you're all here. Thanksgiving, 4:00. 10 00:00:47,480 --> 00:00:51,720 Guess who I invited? Remember Will Culvert from high school? 11 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:54,480 -No. -He was in Ross' class. 12 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:59,160 Marching band, was kind of overweight. Really overweight. 13 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:00,920 I was his thin friend. 14 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:07,280 I don't remember. Are you talking about your imaginary boyfriend? 15 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:10,320 No, that was Jared. 16 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:15,120 Wow. Haven't thought about him in a long time. 17 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:21,560 Will's here on business, and he didn't have a place to go, so I invited him here. 18 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:25,960 -That's nice. -Oh, he's lost a bunch of weight. 19 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:29,520 He looks good. Okay, I mean really gorgeous. 20 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:38,320 -I still love Chandler. -Wouldn't hurt you to say it once in a while. 21 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:43,080 Just so you know, I'm not gonna make a turkey this year.. 22 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:45,880 -What? -Phoebe doesn't eat turkey. 23 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:50,320 -Phoebe! -Turkeys are beautiful, intelligent animals. 24 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:55,400 No, they're not! They're ugly and stupid and delicious! 25 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:57,440 Plus, eating them is like a tradition. 26 00:01:57,600 --> 00:02:02,200 It goes back to the first Thanksgiving when the Indians sat down with the cowboys. 27 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:07,880 Oh, right. That's when they had that big rodeo at Plymouth Rock. 28 00:02:08,280 --> 00:02:12,320 It's not just Phoebe. Will's still on a diet, Chandler doesn't eat Thanksgiving food.. 29 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:15,760 -Rachel's having her aversion to poultry. -She is? 30 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:19,200 Yeah. Remember? I had to leave the other day when you had that chicken. 31 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:21,560 I thought that was because I put the whole thing.. 32 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:23,840 on my hand and made it walk across the table. 33 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:29,760 It's not worth it to make a whole turkey for just three people. It's a lot of work. 34 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:32,320 But you gotta have turkey on Thanksgiving! 35 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:37,080 Thanksgiving with no turkey is like Fourth of July with no apple pie. 36 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:40,360 Or Friday with no two pizzas. 37 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:44,800 Fine, if it means that much to you. But there's gonna be a ton left over. 38 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,440 No. I promise I will finish that turkey. 39 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:51,400 You're telling me you can eat almost an entire turkey in one sitting? 40 00:02:51,640 --> 00:02:57,320 That's right. Because I'm a Tribbiani! This is what we do. 41 00:02:57,600 --> 00:03:01,360 We may not be great thinkers or world leaders.. 42 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:06,120 we don't read a lot or run fast, but damn it, we can eat! 43 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:43,240 Four wide receivers. On third and 18. 44 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:48,840 Isn't it weird how next year there will be a baby at the table? 45 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:55,320 Rachel's. But good to know where you're at. 46 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,240 -Hey! -Hey! 47 00:03:57,480 --> 00:03:59,320 -Happy Thanksgiving. -You too! 48 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:01,360 -Can I help? -Yes. 49 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:04,520 Chandler usually helps, but he's into the game. 50 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:09,520 Could you fold these napkins? I'm gonna go across the hall to check on the yams. 51 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:13,360 No, sweetie. No, not like that. 52 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:16,560 We're not at a barn dance. 53 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:20,280 Fold them like swans. I showed you at Christmas. Remember? 54 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:23,880 Yeah, it all just came screaming back to me. 55 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:29,680 -So how's the game? -I have no idea. 56 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:32,080 -What? -I'm pretending to watch.. 57 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:34,360 so I don't have to help out. 58 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:41,080 I don't believe you! That is brilliant! 59 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:43,400 -And Monica has no idea? -No. 60 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:46,680 Once in a while, I just yell stuff at the TV. 61 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:50,520 Hey! What? Aw! Hey! 62 00:04:51,840 --> 00:04:55,560 -Your team winning? -Anderson just scored again. 63 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:58,480 There is no Anderson. 64 00:04:59,840 --> 00:05:02,720 I wanna get in on this. Hey, Mon? 65 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:07,080 I can't help you after all. I didn't realize this game was on. 66 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:10,080 -You like football? -Normally, I don't. 67 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:14,040 But, you know, Green Bay is playing. 68 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:18,680 -You like Green Bay? -It's only my favorite bay. 69 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:33,720 -Happy Thanksgiving. -Will, I'm so glad that you came. 70 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:35,720 You look great. You must've lost.. 71 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:40,440 150 pounds. I'll be on one of those Subway commercials. 72 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:46,560 -A pie! -It's no fat, no sugar, no dairy. 73 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:50,160 -It's no good. Throw it out. -Meet some people. 74 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:53,240 This is my husband, Chandler. This is Will. 75 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:58,040 Oh, hey. I'd shake your hand but I'm really into the game. 76 00:05:58,280 --> 00:06:02,760 Plus, it'd be better for my ego if we didn't stand next to each other. 77 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:06,200 -This is Phoebe. -Hi. 78 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:10,360 Hey. Wow! 79 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:14,680 Well done. 80 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:19,880 -Wanna give me a hand? -I can't get over how great you look. 81 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:25,560 -You look incredible too. You're so fit. -I'm watching the game, but I'm not deaf. 82 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:30,600 -I meant to tell you, Ross is coming. -Great, I love Ross. 83 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:33,560 Good. And Rachel Greene too. 84 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:40,080 -Is there a problem? -No. It's okay. 85 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:44,080 It's just.. God, I hated her. 86 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:46,200 -What? -I hated her. 87 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:49,480 She was horrible to me in high school. 88 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:55,360 But hey, that was a long time ago. I'm in a good place. Might be fun to see her again. 89 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:58,960 Got any cakes or cookies or something? 90 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:03,200 No, Will! No! 91 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:05,880 It's been a while since we screamed. Maybe we should. 92 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:09,000 -Oh, okay. No! -Come on! 93 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:12,960 Damn you, ref! You burn in hell! 94 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:20,600 What are you doing? You've got an entire turkey to eat. 95 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:24,280 Let me explain to you how the human body works. 96 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:27,160 I have to warm up my stomach first. 97 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:30,880 -Eating chips is like stretching. -Okay. 98 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:35,760 -Don't worry, Tribbianis never get full. -I'm here to tell you something. 99 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:40,120 You can eat and eat, but nothing will ever fill that void. 100 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:46,840 -Who the hell is this guy? -This is Will, from high school. This is Joey. 101 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:48,920 -Want some chips? -No. 102 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:52,360 -Will! -Ross! 103 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:58,240 Hey, you came! Man, you look incredible! Hot stuff! 104 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:02,480 -Hot stuff? -It's good to see you, man. 105 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:05,360 Yeah. You too. So, what are you up to? 106 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:09,680 -I'm a commodities broker. -That sounds interesting. 107 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:12,360 -Yeah, it's not. -Oh. 108 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:15,560 -But I'm rich and thin. -Oh. 109 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:20,280 I haven't seen you since Lance Davis' graduation party. 110 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:22,200 That was such a fun night. 111 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:26,440 Would've been good if we had gotten in, but still fun. 112 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:31,120 We were lame. Do you remember how into dinosaurs we were? 113 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:36,560 -Yeah. -So, what do you do now? 114 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:40,760 So how long are you in town? 115 00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:45,320 -Hi. -Hey, sweetie. Oh, good. 116 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:46,960 Rachel Greene. 117 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:51,240 Oh, that's right. Are you gonna be okay? 118 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:57,320 Oh, I'll be fine. It's just.. God, I hate her, Ross! I hate her! 119 00:08:59,280 --> 00:09:01,480 High school was a long time ago. 120 00:09:01,680 --> 00:09:04,640 Look at her standing there with those yams. 121 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:10,200 My two greatest enemies: Rachel Greene and complex carbohydrates. 122 00:09:11,560 --> 00:09:13,360 Oh, my God. Who is that? 123 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:19,640 -That's Will, from high school. -Oh! I do not remember him. 124 00:09:19,880 --> 00:09:25,120 Wow, really got that sexy smoldering thing going on. 125 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:32,760 Oh, my God. Look at the way he's just staring at me. 126 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,480 He's trying to mouth something to me. 127 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:39,240 I hate you! 128 00:09:40,160 --> 00:09:42,560 -Okay, dinner's ready! -Okay! 129 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:46,480 -Solid effort. Solid effort. -Oh, so who won? 130 00:09:46,680 --> 00:09:48,920 -Green Bay. -Detroit. 131 00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:51,560 -What? -The Lions technically won. 132 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:56,520 But it was a moral victory for the Green Bay Mermen. 133 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:03,400 Hi! Will, right? Right, hi. I'm Rachel Greene. 134 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:08,480 -Oh, I remember you. -Really? Aren't you sweet? 135 00:10:08,680 --> 00:10:13,640 I gotta tell you, I'm having the hardest time placing you. 136 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:16,160 Hang on! I think I remember you. 137 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:21,640 Did we fool around at Lance Davis' graduation party? 138 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:25,400 -You are unbelievable. -Thank you. 139 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:31,320 Rachel? Why don't you sit here? And Will, you sit way over there. 140 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:40,280 That's it? Even if nobody helps me, I can eat that. No problem. 141 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:45,560 -At least give me a challenge. -This is Chandler's chicken. 142 00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:50,120 This is the turkey. 143 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:54,080 Oh. How big is that? 144 00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:59,520 -About 19 pounds. -It's like me when I was born. 145 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:05,400 -Who would like some yams? Will? -You'd like that, wouldn't you? 146 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,800 What? Oh, can we please keep the chicken.. 147 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,440 and the turkey on the other side? 148 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:16,240 -The smell is just.. -Typical. 149 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,240 -What? -I said it was typical. 150 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:26,360 Typical of you. Queen Rachel does whatever she wants in Rachel-land. 151 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:32,360 Seriously, who is this guy? 152 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:36,360 Sorry, do you have a problem with me? 153 00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:41,400 -I don't know. Do I? Do I? -I think you do. 154 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:45,560 You were a little mean to him in high school. 155 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:50,280 -A little mean? You made my life miserable. -I had no idea. I'm sorry. 156 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:54,040 Well, you should be. Screw it. Bring on the yams. 157 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:55,960 But you worked so hard. 158 00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:58,520 -Yams! -Okay. 159 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:05,520 I'm real sorry for whatever I did to you in high school. 160 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:08,520 It wasn't just me. We had a club. 161 00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:13,440 -You had a club? -The "I Hate Rachel Greene Club"! 162 00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:17,160 So you all just joined together to hate me? 163 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:21,480 -Who else was in this club? -Me and Ross. 164 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:29,520 No need to point. She knows who Ross is. 165 00:12:35,560 --> 00:12:39,680 -You were in an "I Hate Rachel" club? -Yes, he was. 166 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:41,080 No, no. 167 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:48,360 -So who else was in this club? -That exchange student from Thailand. 168 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:52,560 But I don't think he knew what it was. 169 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:55,000 You guys were cool. 170 00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:57,520 So, Ross, we went out for two years.. 171 00:12:57,680 --> 00:13:00,400 and you never told me you were in an "I Hate Rachel Club"? 172 00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:03,880 You went out with her? We had a pact. 173 00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:10,920 -It's not like it was binding forever. -It had the word "eternity" in it. 174 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:15,040 I'm thinking of joining an "I Hate Turkey Club." 175 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:17,720 Although, I do love a turkey club. 176 00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:22,320 Monica? Did you know about this? 177 00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:26,520 I didn't. Is that why you used to lock the bedroom door? 178 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:30,080 -Yeah. -A little relieved, I gotta say. 179 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:36,320 Look, Rach, I'm sorry, okay? I was a stupid kid, okay? 180 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:38,880 -The only reason I joined.. -Cofounded. 181 00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:40,800 Cofounded. 182 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:45,640 Cofounded the club, was that I was in love with you. 183 00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:49,720 I didn't handle it very well. If you think about it, the "I Hate Rachel Club".. 184 00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:52,800 was really the "I Love Rachel Club." 185 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:56,040 Except that it was really the "I Hate Rachel Club." 186 00:13:56,280 --> 00:14:00,400 So you'd get together and say mean things about me? 187 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:04,760 -We did a little more than that. -No, no, no. 188 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:06,600 What else did you do? 189 00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:10,800 -We started a rumor. -What rumor? 190 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:14,880 Come on, Will, just take off your shirt and tell us. 191 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:20,600 -Ross? -It was no big deal. 192 00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:26,360 We said that.. The rumor was that.. 193 00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:31,760 you had both male and female reproductive parts. 194 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:34,800 -What? -That's right. We said your parents.. 195 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:41,240 flipped a coin, decided to raise you as a girl, but you still had a hint of a penis. 196 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:44,120 -Oh, my God! -You started that? 197 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:48,680 -You heard that? -Everyone at our school heard it! 198 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:52,040 Everyone at my school heard it. You were the hermaphrodite cheerleader? 199 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:54,120 Oh, no! 200 00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:59,480 It makes sense now. This is why Adam Carter wouldn't go out with me. 201 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:02,600 Why Billy would just stay in this region. 202 00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:06,800 Billy's gay now, so that one's not really our fault. 203 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:11,400 -Why didn't you tell me? -I thought it might be true. 204 00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:15,800 I was afraid that you were gonna cry and then show it to me. 205 00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:24,560 Stop staring! There's nothing there! It's not true! 206 00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:27,080 I'm afraid I'm gonna need proof. 207 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:29,800 Come on, whip it out. 208 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:48,920 You are my Everest. 209 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:53,320 -You don't have to finish. -I do. Otherwise, what's next? 210 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:58,560 Today I can't finish a turkey, but tomorrow I eat half a PowerBar.. 211 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:01,920 wrap it up and put it in the fridge? No! 212 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:07,160 I gotta change my pants. What was I thinking? Jeans have no give. 213 00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:11,040 Guys, help me with the dishes. There's a lot of pots and pans. 214 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:13,760 Honey, I'd love to, but the second game is about to start. 215 00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:18,440 Oh, yeah, the second game. More football for the Pheebster. 216 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,760 -Who's playing? -Los Angeles. 217 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:23,640 Last time I checked, Los Angeles didn't have a football team. 218 00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:27,520 Did I say Los Angeles? I meant the team that used to be in Los Angeles.. 219 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:31,280 and is now in St. Louis. I actually knew that. 220 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:34,280 Okay, quick, name three players on that team. 221 00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:35,840 Gretzky.. 222 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,160 Agassi.. 223 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,760 I'm a pretty little girl. 224 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:52,560 Listen to what Sean McMahon wrote in my yearbook senior year. 225 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:57,520 "Dear Rach, you're such a great person." Not girl, "person." 226 00:16:57,760 --> 00:17:01,400 I think you're reading a little too much into it. 227 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:05,360 "You're a great person. Sorry about your teeny weenie." 228 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,360 What do you want me to do.. 229 00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:13,600 call everyone in the entire school and tell them it wasn't true? 230 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,240 -Yes. -Also, tell them I'm skinny now. 231 00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:19,200 Oh! Me too! 232 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:22,800 I won't call anybody. It was a million years ago. 233 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:28,240 I don't care. You told people that I was half and half! 234 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:32,080 I never did anything to hurt you in high school. 235 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:34,600 That's not totally true. 236 00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:36,040 -What? -What? 237 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:38,920 You did start that rumor about Ross.. 238 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:43,720 making out with Mrs. Altmann, our 50-year-old librarian. 239 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:46,360 How did you know that? 240 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:52,640 -It's true? -No. 241 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:57,160 Yes, it is. I saw you guys going at it behind the card catalog. 242 00:17:57,320 --> 00:18:02,160 -Hey, what were you doing in the library? -They had magazines. 243 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:04,720 Mrs. Altmann? She also made out.. 244 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:08,880 with Ta-Taka-Ki-Kek the night before he went back to Thailand. 245 00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:13,480 In high school you made out with a 50-year-old woman? 246 00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:17,680 -Hey, she didn't look 50! -Did she look 16? 247 00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:21,880 There's a picture of her in the yearbook actually. 248 00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:26,080 -Wow. -She didn't photograph well! 249 00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:28,600 She probably wasn't familiar with the process.. 250 00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:31,720 having spent most of her life sitting for oil paintings. 251 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:37,680 How did this happen? Did she lure you to an early-bird dinner? 252 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:48,880 I was working late in the library one afternoon. It was just the two of us. 253 00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:52,880 She needed some help with her word jumble. 254 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:56,880 And one thing led to another. 255 00:18:57,440 --> 00:19:02,840 If you must know, Anita was very gentle and tender. 256 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:08,080 May she rest in peace. 257 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:13,680 -Didn't she walk with a cane? -Only when it was damp! 258 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:18,920 I can't believe you told people about this. Everybody knew? 259 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:23,320 -You know what? I'm back in the club! -Yeah! 260 00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:26,280 -Shall I call the meeting to order? -Is everybody present? 261 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:28,800 With the exception of Ta-Taka. 262 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,720 -I wanna join! -Phoebe? 263 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:35,120 I'm sorry, but I never got to be in a club. I didn't go to high school. 264 00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:39,800 But three of us would meet behind a dumpster to learn French. 265 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,800 Fine, you can have your stupid, little club. 266 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:47,240 But what you did to me is way worse than what I did to you. 267 00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:50,760 -You gave me a teeny weenie. -Yeah! 268 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:57,640 You're just being silly. Rachel, even with that rumor.. 269 00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:01,920 you were one of the most popular girls. Everyone wanted to be like you. 270 00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:05,800 One girl wanted to be like you so much, she stuffed her pants with a Tootsie Roll. 271 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,720 Wow. 272 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:13,040 And Ross, if it weren't for her rumor, no one would've known who you were. 273 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:18,040 -She put you on the map. -As a romancer of the elderly. 274 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:22,280 Mrs. Altmann, you can tell, she used to be pretty. 275 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:26,360 The eyes did still sparkle. 276 00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:31,480 This stuff is so way in the past. You've been through so much since then. 277 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:35,320 You got so much more important stuff going on in your life. 278 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:37,920 Can't you just let this go? 279 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:43,880 -She's right. -We are having a baby together. 280 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:45,920 Hold on. 281 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:49,720 -You got her pregnant? -Yeah. 282 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:52,440 -Are you getting married? -No. 283 00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:57,160 So you knocked her up but you're not gonna marry her. Dude. 284 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,120 -Anybody? -Okay. 285 00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:09,880 It's exactly how I imagined it would be. 286 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:15,120 All right, where's that turkey? 287 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:25,080 -Those are my maternity pants! -No, these are my Thanksgiving pants! 288 00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:34,360 Well, that's it. I'm done. 289 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:38,680 Here come the meat sweats. 290 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:45,600 Well, Joey, we're all very proud of you. 291 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:49,600 I believe we can expect a call from the president any moment now. 292 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:54,800 -Anything we can do? -No. Just nobody press on my stomach. 293 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,880 You can keep those pants, by the way. 294 00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:03,000 What you got there? What is that, pie? 295 00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:07,160 -Yeah. You want some? -Just cut me a little sliver. 296 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:11,320 Little bigger. 297 00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:13,880 Little bigger. 298 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:17,080 Are you afraid you're gonna run out? Cut me a real piece!