喔...喔...喔...喔... - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
等一下，“老兄” Hold on just a minute there,buster.
老爸，我要去接艾米丽.... - Dad, I'm supposed to pick up Emily
......差不多十分钟后，我得走了 in, like, ten minutes.I got to go.
好吧，艾米莉可以稍等一下，不是吗？ - Well, Emily can wait for a little bit, can't she?
而你应该有时间和你老爸聊几句，不是吗？ You got a minute to talk to your old man, don't you?
Have a seat. 左吧
儿子，你知道你不再是孩子了 You know, son,you're not a kid anymore.
哦...不用了吧，我去上了健康课.... - Oh, no.I go to health class, Dad.
我以将知道所有这些东西了 I already know all this stuff.
嗯，但他们没有教你所有得事情 - Well, they don't teach you about everything
在健康课上，好吗，自作聪明先生？ in health class,okay, Mr. Smarty-pants?
So just listen. 所以，还是听吧
当男孩和女孩长大一点时 When boys and girls get a little older,
他们开始对彼此感兴趣，对吗？ they start getting interested in one another, right?
我知道，还有跨性别者、无性别的、非二元性的人 - I know, and nonbinary people,agender, intergender
FTX，变性人...... FTX, genderf fluid people...
啥玩意？ - What?
爸，现在不只是男孩和女孩了， - There's more than just boys and girls now, Dad,
她们不是女孩，是女人 and they're not girls.They're women.
是的，好吧...... - Yeah, okay, sure. [clears throat]
我的意思是...... My point is that...
性 是一个非常重要的决定 Sex is a...it's a very important decision.
您是如何定义性的？ - How are you defining sex?
对于不同的人来说，性是不同的事情 Sex is different things to different people.
嗯，我猜是什么时候...... - Mm, I guess when--
当 XX 进入 OO 时..... when a penis goes into a vagina.
如果是两个男人或者两个女人，或者更多，该怎么办？ - What if there's two men or two women, or more?
更多？ - More? 您是如何定义性的...... - How would you define sex
当与有多个同时合作伙伴的时候 with multiple simultaneouspartners,
如果有人经历了...... or what if somebody's undergone
生殖器官重组... genital reconstruction,
或者是两性人 or is intersex?
不，但我只是在讨论正常情况时的..直男.... - No, but I'm just talking about normal, straight--
正常？....爸，拜托！！！ - "Normal"?Come on, Dad.
好吧，这样....让我问你一下 - Okay, here we go.Let me ask you this.
儿子，你被女人吸引了吗？ Son, are you attracted to women?
嗯，但是我..我还年轻 - Yes, but I'm--I'm young.
艾米莉是女人吗？ - Is Emily a woman?
您是说在“生物学”上吗？ - Biologically.
好吧 - [seethes quietly] Okay.
你被女人吸引了,艾米莉是女人 You're attracted to women.Emily's a woman,
如果你要和艾米莉发生关系..... so if you were to have sex with Emily--
我不会仅仅就和艾米莉发生关系 - I wouldn't just have sex with Emily.
我们必须共同做出决定 We'd have to make that decision together.
参加同学会不是忽略同意的借口 Homecoming's not an excuse to ignore consent.
我不是要无视同意！！！ - I'm not saying to ignore consent!
我从来没说过要无视同意！！！ I never said ignore consent!
你和艾米莉，对 You and Emily, right,
双方自愿发生关系...... consensually decide to have sex.
yin道？.....是的...yin道 - Vaginal?.....- Yes, vaginal.
只有我们两吗?...你还要几个人？？？ - Just the two of us? How many people do you want?
是的，就只有你们两个，科林！ Yes, just the two of you,Colin.
我在扮演传统的男性角色？ - And I'm playing the traditional male role?
你去同学会吧！ - Go to homecoming.
你看起来很想和我讨论这个 - You seemed like...... you really wanted to talk about this.
不...不...我不想讨论任何事情！ - No, no, I don't want to talk about anything
再也不了......我可以走了吗？？ ever again. - So I can go?
拜托..走吧 - Please do.
走吧.....谢谢 Out!Thank you.
别忘了你的胸花 Don't forget your corsage.
嘿....爸 - Hey, Dad.
嗯？？？ - Yeah?
我看起来帅不帅？ - H-how do I look?
[tender music]
你看起来帅呆了，儿子 - You look very handsome, son.
你说的是性别代码，但是..... - That's gender-coding, but--
滚出我的房子 - Get out of my house!