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>> I hate mornings.
I'd like them better if they started later.
>> [SOUND]
>> Good morning Odie.
You're not gonna live to see your
next birthday, you know that don't you?
I hate dogs.
Oh, as long as I'm up then I as well have breakfast.
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Rats, my owner must still be lulling around in bed.
It's hard to find good help these days.
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Hello, anybody there?
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Good morning sunshine, welcome to another
fun filled day with your favorite pet.
>> [SOUND] I suppose you want breakfast.
>> That'll be great. >> I'm so happy to own a cat.
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What would you like for breakfast Garfield?
>> Full cup of coffee, Danish, morning paper.
>> Okay, one bowl of cat food coming right up.
>> Nobody listens anymore.
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>> You know Garfield, I wouldn't have to feed
you so much if you would provide for yourself.
Why don't you chase mice?
Like other cats.
>> Show me a good mouse sir, and
I'll show you a cat with bad breath.
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Excuse me.
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I'm not known for my compassion.
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The bouquet leaves something to be desired.
>> [SOUND]
>> Uh, why don't you boys go outside to fight?
Hm?
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[NOISE]
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>> [NOISE] Why, you little!
Hey Odie, wanna have some fun?
Let's catch a dog next door and wring his tiny little neck.
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>> Come here, honey bun. Come to Daddy.
[SOUND] What's the matter honey bun?
Did that mean old cat and dog next door try to hurt you again?
I thought so.
There are those pesky varmints!
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Get off my property!
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It's my property you hear? Don't come another step closer!
That does it!
Reba! Reba!
That cat and dog are in my yard again!
Where's my stick?
>> It's right beside you where you always keep it dear.
>> I know that! Here kitty.
Come here, doggy. I wanna pet you, with my stick!
[SOUND] [MUSIC]
>> Well, just look at you Hubert, potted again.
[LAUGH]
>> Dag nabit Reba.
Can't you see that I've been
assaulted again by those pesky varmints.
Bring me the phone. You've done it this time.
I'm gonna fix your wagons once and for all.
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Hello City Pound, this is Hubert, on Main Street.
I've got a couple of customers for you.
Send the truck right over!
[SOUND] What took you so long?
Get that cat and that dog, take them away!
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>> Uh-oh, it's the city pound!
Come on, let's get out of here!
Odie, make a break for it!
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Odie you're so stupid, you don't
even know that you're in big trouble.
I may never see you again.
[SOUND] Oh, well, good riddance Odie,
I never liked you much anyhow.
10,000 dogs in this city and I have
to live with Tweedle Dee the wonder dummy.
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>> Uh-oh, Garfield wants in. [SOUND]
>> When I want in, I want in now.
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>> Hey, Garfield. Where's Odie?
He didn't come back with you?
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You got fleas or something?
>> What we have here is a failure to communicate.
[SOUND]
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>> You know, Pleasure Motors.
You know, Pleasure Motors is conveniently located right
here in downtown, of course, if you can't make
it to our downtown location, we have new locations
under construction in midtown, uptown, and in the loop.
To Pleasure Motors, your business is our pleasure,
our pleasure is your business, and our
pleasure is none of your business.
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>> Oh boy, am I bored. I guess I miss Odie.
It's hard to believe I could miss someone
who stares and slobbers all at the same time.
Someone who has to turn around three times before lying down.
Someone who drinks out of the toilet.
I remember when Odie and I were just a puppy and kitten.
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[SOUND] What's that? Could it be?
No, it couldn't.
Yes, it could. No it isn't.
Yes it, it, food.
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No sweat serge, I'll take that machine
gun next at my trusted bazooka here.
[SOUND].
So this is what it feels like to be potato salad.
Rhett, Rhett, whatever shall I do?
Wherever shall I go?
Take me to your leader,
earthling, or I'll atomize your face.
[LAUGH]
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Well, if it isn't nature's most perfect food.
Lasagna!
Where have you been all my life, mon cherie?
You know I can't resist you when
you wear garlic in your meat sauce.
Would you like to come to my place for dinner?
Oh, very well I'll just have dinner right here.
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I'm bored, bored, bored, bored,
bored, bored, bored, bored, bored.
I'm bored.
That's it I'm going down to the city
pound and I'm going to break Odie outta there.
Look out pound here comes Garfield.
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[NOISE]. Nice touch.
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[SOUND]
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Hey buddy you got any cigarettes on you?
>> What kinda question is that?
>> I don't know, it's just something your
suppose to ask when your in the slammer.
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[SOUND] Back off Odie, you're the reason I'm in this fix.
>> Hey, hey fella. Take it easy on the mutt.
>> Who are you and what business is it of yours anyway?
>> My name is Fast Eddie and this is my associate Fluffy.
And if you's must know, you should be nice
to the mutt there because uh, he's the next
to go. >> Go where?
>> [LAUGH]
Oh, pal, this ain't no good ship Lollipop over here.
This is the City Pound and if no one comes to claim us it's uh.
[SOUND] If yous know what I mean?
>> How long does Odie have?
>> Til dawn. >> Let's change the
subject, okay? >> Oh, sure.
Uh, would yours like to talk about uh, needle crank.
>> Oh, that would be nice. >> Hey, shut up.
You will have to excuse my associate, it was his
lack of smarts that got him here to begin with.
Couldn't be house broken.
>> And you?
>> I was, you might say, between owners when
they caught me roaming the streets.
There are many interesting stories
behind why these pets is here.
Fido there was not a leash.
Rocky happened to beat up neighborhood dog.
Charlotte sharpened her claws on a King Edward the Fifth divan.
And weird Lonnie is in here for impersonating
a moose.
Well, it's time to hit the sack.
>> Sack? What sack?
>> That sack. [SOUND]
>> Come on Odie, let's get some sleep.
Don't worry old buddy, you'll be okay.
[MUSIC]
[SOUND]. No!
You can't take Odie away!
>> Let him go you fool if you
try to stop them they'll take you to.
[MUSIC]
>> I'll see you Odie sometime
somewhere so long old friend.
[MUSIC]
>> Come on. Get in Line.
>> What for?
There's a family comin in to adopt a cat or a dog.
This could be our way out.
>> Our way out. [MUSIC]
>> Let's see. Come on will you?
Hurry up.
>> I'll take that one. >> Me?
She has good taste.
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[SOUND]
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[LAUGH]
>> Well, I suppose you boys had a big night
singing on the fence, chasing cars, while I sat home.
And worried myself sick over you.
I thought so.
>> Home is where they understand you.
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>> It's pathetic the way some animals beg at the table.
Where is your pride Odie?
>> Okay, okay. Here you go, boy.
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[SOUND] >> Oh, very well Garfield.
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>> I'm only human.
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