约翰尼·英格力士
Johnny English.
五年前 他是我们最好的特工 Five years ago, he was our top agent.
对 要不是他在莫桑比克惹了麻烦 Yeah. Took his eye off the ball in Mozambique.
军情七处一团糟
卫生部-莫桑比克 军情七处在非洲的大灾难
难道非他不可吗 Does it have to be him?
线人只肯跟他接头 He's the only one our contact will talk to.
已解雇
他现在在哪 So where is he? 已解雇
他现在在哪 So where is he?
你来这儿是为了抛开耻辱的过往 You came here to forget your life of shame.
西藏群山 你来这儿是为了抛开耻辱的过往 You came here to forget your life of shame.
但你的重生之路 But the path you must tread
实非易事 英格力士 to new life will be not be easy, English.
我们的目标很明确 Our purpose here is simple.
就是化弱为强 To strengthen what is weak.
化软为硬 Make hard what is soft.
这一切都需要时间 This will take time.
意志是身体的主人 Mind must be master of the body.
顽强的意志 何惧上刀山下火海 Strong mind can separate the body from its suffering.
集中精神 英格力士 Good concentration, English.
什么 烫烫烫 Sorry? Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
你虽青春不再 You are not young.
但姜还是老的辣 But with age comes wisdom.
若然意志能控制好身体 When mind is master of the body,
你定能重出江湖 you will be warrior once more.
大师 我前路何如 Master, what is my destiny?
我和更高层联系过 I'm in touch with a higher power.
军情七处希望你搭最快的航班回伦敦 MI7 wants you on the first flight back to London.
大师 我准备好了吗 Master, am I ready?
为时尚早 No.
靠窗还是走道 Window seat or aisle?
旅客 英格力士 座位号 6A 靠窗
目的地 伦敦 出发地 西藏
红海
索马里
突尼斯
扫描中
目的地 伦敦
东芝 英国情报局
请稍等 先生 早上好 One moment, please. Good morning, sir.
东芝英国情报局 Toshiba British Intelligence.
需要电子产品请按一 For electronic products press one.
连线特工请按二 To speak to an agent, press two.
东芝英国情报局 您的专属情报局
当然 先生 麻烦您重新输入我们的网址好吗 Certainly, sir. Can I redirect you to our website? 东芝英国情报局 您的专属情报局
当然 先生 麻烦您重新输入我们的网址好吗 Certainly, sir. Can I redirect you to our website?
www.spyingforyou.gov.uk www.spyingforyou.gov.uk.
东芝英国情报局 Toshiba British Intelligence.
先生 早上好 有什么能帮助您的 Good morning, sir. Can I help you?
约翰尼·英格力士 Johnny English.
帕加索斯在等你 Pegasus is expecting you.
请看镜头 Look into the camera.
别笑 Don't smile.
憨豆特工
帕姆拉·桑顿 军情七处的总管 Pamela Thornton, Head of MI7.
约翰尼·英格力士 Johnny English.
请坐 Have a seat.
你走了有一段时间了 英格力士 You've been away for some time, English.
我们可没忘记你 But you haven't been forgotten.
走开 Come on.
这里还常说起你在莫桑比克的冒险 People here often talk about your adventures in Mozambique.
军情七处从你走后又进步了许多 Well, MI7 has come a long way since then.
什么枪战 飞车 The guns, the fast cars,
沙文主义那一套 都过时了 and the chauvinism are all on their way out.
坦白说 我不乐意看到你回来 Frankly, I didn't want to see you back.
你就是我要改革的东西 You are everything I came into this service to change.
可惜这事我做不了主 But my hands are tied.
总有些时候 And there are times when
人会和明智的抉择背道而驰 one has to go against one's better judgement.
我们有个新情况 We have a situation.
不错 Indeed.
这有只乖猫咪 有只乖猫咪 There's a good puss. There's a good puss.
这有只乖猫咪 她是谁 There's a good pussy. Who's a good pussy?
-我很意外 -她是谁 - I'm impressed. - Who's a good pussy?
菲白从不让陌生人抱它 Philby never lets strangers pick him up.
在动物世界里 我总能获得特权 I'm very much at one with the animal kingdom.
这有只乖猫咪 我知道 我知道 There's a good puss. I know, I know.
谁是小可爱 小可爱是谁 Who's lovely? Who's lovely?
谁... Who...
我们都是小可爱 We're all lovely.
凯特·萨姆纳 行为治疗师 Kate Sumner, our behavioural psychologist.
久仰您的大名 I've heard a great deal about you.
想必都是盛赞 Glowing reports, I trust.
跟我说说 萨姆纳女士 Tell me, Ms. Sumner,
行为治疗师的工作是什么 what exactly does a behavioral psychologist do?
观察深层心理的外在表象 Monitor observable behavior for signs of internal psychology.
我们读人 We read people.
找时间聚聚 Well, we must get together sometime.
你肯定会觉得我是本好书 I think you'll find me a real page-turner.
帕加索斯 说说现况吧 So, Pegasus, this situation.
前中情局特工提图斯·费舍尔 Ex-CIA agent Titus Fisher
从香港联系我们 has contacted us from Hong Kong.
他的情报显示 有人要在下周的中英会谈时 He has intelligence of a plot to assassinate the Chinese Premier
暗杀中国总理 at the Anglo-Chinese talks next week.
需要你去弄清他确切的情报内容 We need you to go and find out what he's got.
既然如此 帕加索斯 我去 Well, in that case, Pegasus, count me in.
一号特工会在楼下见你 Agent One will meet you downstairs.
结果 我就爬上墙头 So, I just scaled the walls,
把那鬼地方炸成平地 blew the whole place to kingdom come.
一小时后 An hour later I'm sitting
我已经手拿鸡尾酒坐在酒吧里 in the bar with a White Russian in my hand.
跟你们说 那也是相当惬意 Who was very lovely, too, I can tell you.
西蒙 Simon.
你好 约翰尼 Hello, Johnny!
西蒙 Simon,
春风得意啊 不过你一向如此 you look wonderful. But, then, you always did.
欢迎回来 你走了多久 Welcome back. How long has it been?
不知道 I don't know.
五年三个月又六天 左右吧 Five years, three months and six days, or something.
当然 莫桑比克 Of course, Mozambique.
那可当真是一团糟啊 That was a balls-up with a cherry on top.
快来 给你打扮打扮 Come on, let's get you sorted.
欢迎来到玩具专柜 Welcome to the toy cupboard.
我可不会把号码给你 I won't leave you my number.
你知道帕奇 You know Patch.
帕奇·柯特蒙就是他 Patch Quartermain, the man himself.
英格力士 English.
不用起来 Please, don't get up.
想起也起不来 No chance of that.
测试B-6爆炸鞋时炸掉了 Lost them testing the B-6 exploding brogues.
很抱歉 还好吗 Oh, I'm so sorry. How are you?
只能握这只手了 Have to be this one, I'm afraid.
D-10爆炸门铃把它炸了 Lost this to the D-10 doorbell.
很高兴看到你还活着 Ah. Well, it's great to see what's left of you.
这轮椅很不错 最高时速六十英里 This is rather good fun, actually. Top speed of 60 mph,
我还添了点小零件 and I've managed to add the odd thing.
这边 我可没时间耗 This way. I haven't got all day.
别按 Don't!
别瞎捣乱好吧 英格力士 Would you stop meddling, English?
她在这呢 Here she is.
劳斯莱斯幻影 Ah, the Rolls-Royce Phantom.
应该说劳斯莱斯自动版 Truly the Rolls-Royce of automobiles.
装甲钢板 还有好多小玩意儿 Armour plating, all the bells and whistles.
说句"发动" Say "Bonnet."
-发动 -命令接受 - Bonnet. - Command accepted.
语音激活只识别你的声音 Voice activation recognises only you.
劳斯莱斯提供了一个实验引擎 Rolls has fitted one of their experimental engines.
九公升的V16 车速如风 The nine-litre V16. Goes like the wind.
但却更安静 Only quieter.
漂亮 Beautiful.
再看这儿 Keep up!
这些是你去香港的装备 Here's what you'll be taking to Hong Kong.
-要来了 -卫星接收器 - Ah, yes. - A satellite receiver,
跟踪装置 塑料炸弹口香糖 tracking device, Semtex chewing gum.
你刚才说什么 Now, what did I just say?
那是新P2数字镖枪 That's the new P-two digital dart gun.
先生们 友情提醒一下 Gentlemen. May I remind you all
军情七处最新精配武器纯属扯淡 that MI7's current weapon of choice is dialogue?
我们最喜欢你严肃的样子 帕加索斯 We do love it when you get strict, Pegasus.
英格力士 你今晚去香港 English, you go to Hong Kong tonight.
费舍尔会联系你 Fisher will contact you there.
为了确保按章办事 To ensure protocol is observed,
我会派人跟着你 I'm sending someone with you.
特工塔克 Agent Tucker.
十分荣幸 长官 It will be an honour, sir.
有人帮忙提行李很不错 Well, it'll be good to have somebody to carry the bags.
你以前可闹出过笑话 英格力士 You made a laughing stock out of this service once, English.
别给我添乱 明白吗 Not on my watch. Clear?
完全明白 帕加索斯 Crystal clear, Pegasus.
和当年一样吧 约翰尼 Just like old times, eh, Johnny?
我要去瑞士 等你回来再说 I'm off to Switzerland. Let's catch up when you get back.
乐意之至 西蒙 There's nothing I'd like more, Simon.
有人看到变声旅游喉糖吗 Has anyone seen the voice-changing travel lozenges?
没 没 No. No.
香港
娱乐场
新葡京娱乐场 澳门
谢谢
快点 塔克 Come on, Tucker.
九月我才满二十一岁 不可以进去 I'm not 21 till September, sir. I'm not really allowed in.
塔克 你可是女王特勤局的特工呀 Tucker, you're an agent working for Her Majesty's Secret Service.
要像个特工的样子 Just act the part.
换一千美元筹码 宝贝 Ten thousand dollars' worth, please, my lovely.
谢谢 Thank you.
麻烦给张收据 And a receipt, please.
注意找线人 塔克 Be alert for contact, Tucker.
要找戴眼镜的中国人 We're looking for a Chinese man in spectacles.
再来一杯吗 先生 Would you like another drink, sir?
长官 戴眼镜的中国人 Sir, the Chinese man in spectacles.
-再来一杯啤酒 -买定离手 - One more beer. - No more bets, please.
线人 Contact.
晚上好 Evening.
你奶奶生病了 Your grandmother is sick.
什么 What?
你奶奶生病了 Your grandmother is sick.
她真病得不轻 死很久了 Well, she's dead. That's how sick she is.
他死了吗 Is he dead, sir?
是的 Yes.
九龙天堂 八号
-嗨 妈妈 -怎么了 - Hi, Mum. - What's the matter?
没没没 没什么大事 No, no, no, no. Nothing's the matter, no.
昨晚有点不舒服 现在没事了 I felt a bit funny last night, but I'm okay now.
你手上有什么消息 So, what have you got for us?
幕后黑手要杀中国总理向平 The people behind the plot to kill Xiang Ping, the Chinese Premier.
这个组织叫旋风组 A group called Vortex.
没听过 Never heard of them.
雇佣刺客 最好的 Paid assassins. The best there is.
快点 费舍尔 我要的是名字 是证据 Come on, Fisher, I need names, I need evidence!
旋风组有件秘密武器 Vortex has a secret weapon.
拿到它需要集齐三把钥匙 This is one of three keys that,
我手上有一把 when used together, gain access to it.
没了这钥匙 旋风组就完了 Without this, Vortex is finished.
你是怎么得到的 How did you get hold of it?
这是我的 It's mine.
什么 I beg your pardon?
我们是旋风三人组 Vortex is three of us.
别吹了 费舍尔 Come off it, Fisher.
你 雇佣杀手吗 You, a hired assassin?
就凭你那破枪法 You couldn't hit a barn door with a banana.
什么旋风 And as for Vortex,
这词肯定是从洗衣粉盒上看到的 clearly you got the name off a box of washing powder.
旋风组当时也在莫桑比克 Vortex was in Mozambique.
什么 What?
是 真的 Yeah? Really?
妈 妈妈 我得挂了 挂了 Mum? Mum, Mum, I gotta go. Gotta go.
那一整天我们都在呢 小约翰尼 We were all there that day, Johnny-boy.
-打扰了 长官 -什么 - Excuse me. Sir! - What?
长官 这... Sir, there's a...
快点 快 快 Quick, come on! Come on!
女士 我来帮你提 Madam, let me help you with that.
来 对 我想你该离开这里 Here. Yes, I think you should vacate the area.
这里有危险人物 There are some very dangerous people about.
好了 There we go.
抓住她 塔克 抓住她 Get after her, Tucker, get after her!
什么 What?
长官 长官 Sir! Sir!
这里 塔克 Over here, Tucker!
跟丢了 长官 I lost her, sir.
看我找到了什么 Look what I found.
这里 长官 这里 This way, sir! This way!
你到街上去 我到楼顶去 You get down to the street. I'll take the roof.
你虽青春不再 但姜还是老的辣 You are not young. But with age comes wisdom.
交出来 猩猩 Hand it over, chimp.
三号电梯
快点 塔克 Come on, Tucker.
需要我帮忙吗 Can I help?
我以女王的名义征用这艘船 I am commandeering this vessel in the name of Her Majesty.
遵命 中校 Right-O, Wing Commander.
太刺激了 How exciting!
喜欢喝点什么 我给您拿 Now, what's your poison? Can I get you something?
有伏特加和朗姆酒 We've got vodka, rum.
您的安全是我们的首要任务 Your safety is our priority.
想更好地配合我们的工作 请看这份传单 But you can help us by familiarizing yourself with this leaflet.
薄荷甜酒 一点波尔图葡萄酒 Creme de menthe, a smidgen of port,
我想这不错 and that's about it, I'm afraid.
我是雪莉 I'm Shirley.
你好 雪莉 Hello, Shirley.
往左一点 雪莉 谢谢 Just a tad to your left, Shirley. Thank you.
目标锁定 往左一点 雪莉 谢谢 Just a tad to your left, Shirley. Thank you.
干得好 中校 I say, Wing Commander!
站起来
你碰到火柴棒了
-漂亮 长官 -就像角斗士 - Well played, sir! Well played! - Just like a gladiator!
快点 打吧 Come on. Put 'em up.
干得好 长官 Well played, sir! Well played!
再来点香槟 宝贝 More champagne, my lovely.
当然 长官 Certainly, sir.
塔克 你确定不来点香蒂酒之类吗 Tucker are you sure you don't want a Shandy or something?
我得完成任务报告呢 长官 I have got to finish this mission report, sir.
我们一着陆 帕加索斯就要见我们 And Pegasus wants to see us as soon as we touchdown.
任务报告 The mission report?
别写了 塔克 人生苦短啊 Oh, come on, Tucker. Live a little.
得学会品尝胜利 You should learn to savour success.
努力工作 Work hard,
痛快玩乐 不是吗... play hard. Isn't that right...
芭芭拉 Barbara?
旋风组完蛋了 Vortex is finished.
但至少 But better still,
多年来 for years
我一直觉得莫桑比克的事是我的过错 I believed what happened in Mozambique was my fault.
现在我知道不全是这样 Now I realise it was only partly my fault.
在莫桑比克到底发生了什么 What did happen in Mozambique?
打扰了 先生 就要着陆了 Excuse me, sir. We're coming in to land.
我帮您放到架子上好吗 Can I stow that overhead for you?
当然 Certainly.
长官 我不觉得他会叫"苏珊" Sir, I don't think he's a "Susan."
你不是语言学家吧 塔克 But then you're not a linguist, are you, Tucker?
不是"苏珊" 是"书山" It's not "Susan," its "Shoooshan."
来自忻州地区 From the Xinzhou region,
除非是我大错特错 unless I'm very much mistaken.
谢谢 书山 Thank you, Shoooshan.
外交部长先生 Foreign Secretary.
希望你有所收获 英格力士 I hope you've got something for us, English.
首相对此极为关心 The Prime Minister is extremely concerned.
必须的 He has every reason to be so.
有人密谋杀害中国总理 There is a plot to kill the Chinese Premier.
策划者是一群残忍的杀手组成的旋风组 Masterminded by a group of ruthless assassins called Vortex.
天啊 Good Lord.
警报已经解除了 The danger, however, has been averted.
因为我们得到了这个 Now that we have this.
英格力士 English?
我知道你要说什么 Now, I know what you're going to say,
这东西很小巧是吧 it's a pretty small object.
世事往往是四两拨千斤 Well, it's often the little things that pack the biggest punch.
指圣经中少年大卫以石子击巨人歌利亚的额头将其打败的故事 -正如大卫用卵石杀了哥利亚 -长官 - After all, David killed Goliath with a pebble. - Sir.
当我拥有了这把小巧钥匙时 The mighty Vortex has been slain by
强大的旋风组已经被扼杀了 my possession of this small key.
书山 Shoooshan.
是苏珊 Susan.
拿到钥匙了 可费舍尔泄密了 We got it, but Fisher talked.
明白 我们会干掉英格力士 Understood. We'll deal with English.
你还得再打扫一下 You've got some more cleaning to do.
妈妈 妈妈 大黄先生在这 Mummy, Mummy! Mr. Rhubarb's here!
伊兹 亲爱的 Izzie, darling,
为什么不把他带暖房里去 why don't you show him into the conservatory?
我等会就来陪你 I'll be with you in just a minute.
好的 快点 快走 Okay. Come on, come on, let's go!
-走吗 -快点 大黄先生 - Shall we? - Hurry up, Mr. Rhubarb.
等你找你的钥匙 给我打个电话 Perhaps when you've found your key, you'll give me a call.
很抱歉 外长先生 I'm very sorry, Foreign Secretary.
本来想能给您带来更多好信息 I had hoped to have more for you.
天啊 Oh, God.
帕加索斯 我抓到她了 Pegasus! I've got her!
过来 你个女巫 Come on, you witch.
英格力士 English?
她就是在香港的那个杀手 She was in Hong Kong! She's the killer!
她是我妈妈 She's my mother!
会不会是双面娇娃 Couldn't she be both?
妈妈 妈妈 你没事吧 Mummy, Mummy, are you all right?
我给你倒杯茶 Let me get you a cup of tea.
-你会没事的 妈妈 -那人是谁 - You'll be fine, Mummy. - Who was that man?
按她说的 上杯茶吧 Yeah, I think a cup of tea, that's what's required.
帕加索斯 真的真的很抱歉 Pegasus, I am truly, truly sorry.
别跟我道歉 跟她说去 Don't apologise to me. Apologise to her.
再抱歉不过了 帕加索斯太太 I cannot apologise enough, Mrs. Pegasus.
我想我弄错身份了 It was a simple case of mistaken identity, I'm afraid.
现在 我完全明白 Now, I completely understand
你很难受 但我希望也许你... how upset you are, but I was hoping perhaps...
长官 Sir!
塔克 是她 香港的杀手 Tucker! That's her! It's the killer from Hong Kong!
-不 不是她 长官 -是她 绝对 - No, it's not her, sir. - It is! This time it's really her!
-不是 长官 -绝对是 - It's not her, sir! - Yes, it is!
让开 Make way!
长官 Sir.
你这个残忍的老母羊 You murderous crone!
奶奶 他在干嘛 Granny! What's he doing?
我打 我打 Take that! And that!
快停下 Hey! Stop it.
英格力士 English!
这次抓住她了 帕加索斯 I've got her this time, Pegasus!
她就是为旋风组服务的女巫 This is the witch who works for Vortex!
还没打够吗 Want any more you old hag?
-英格力士 -奶奶 - English! - Granny!
你在外交部长面前羞辱我 You humiliate me in front of the Foreign Secretary,
弄丢了旋风组唯一的线索 you lose our only lead on Vortex,
现在还想杀我妈妈 and then you try and kill my mother!
两次 Twice!
帕加索斯 我们另有线索 Pegasus, we have another lead.
旋风组在莫桑比克 Vortex was in Mozambique!
他们应该对昌巴尔总统的死负责 They were responsible for the death of President Chambal!
不 你才该对昌巴尔总统的死负责 No! You were responsible for the death of President Chambal.
你完全抢了小丑先生的风头 Well, you certainly gave Mr.Rhubarb a run for his money.
不过 至少我们知道旋风组当时就在莫桑比克 Still, at least we know Vortex was in Mozambique.
当你告诉帕加索斯的时候 When you told Pegasus,
表现出了说实话的四大特征 you displayed all four indicators of someone telling the truth.
左上:变焦镜头720; 左下:镜头3右侧-4左侧-5脸部; 右上:识别调整
这是个面部动作编码系统 This is a facial action coding system. 左上:变焦镜头720; 左下:镜头3右侧-4左侧-5脸部; 右上:识别调整
它的高速摄像镜头可以捕捉到 Its high-speed cameras record microexpressions
肉眼看不到的微表情 invisible to the naked eye.
探察到所谓的情感泄露 It detects what we call emotional leakage.
萨姆纳女士 我是训练有素的特工 决不泄密 Ms.Sumner, I'm a trained agent. I don't "Leak."
我想让你重返莫桑比克 I want to take you back to Mozambique.
有这个必要吗 Is that really necessary?
来看看这个 Take a look at this.
我想让你重返莫桑比克 I want to take you back to Mozambique.
看到了吧 There.
这算不算泄密呢 Could we call that leakage?
好了 开工吧 Now, play ball.
非工作时间来这 我可是冒了险 I'm taking a risk being here after hours.
如果旋风组当时在莫桑比克 If Vortex was in Mozambique,
你可能看到些什么 perhaps you saw something.
我会通过催眠让你回到当时的场景 I'm going to take you back there using hypnosis.
饶了我吧 Oh, please.
你可以省了这些时髦把戏 Spare me the new age mumbo jumbo.
英格力士先生 拜托 我是专业人士 Mr.English, please. I'm a professional.
我不会随便打个响指 I'm not going to just snap my fingers
让你说出映入脑海的第一件事物 and make you say the first thing that comes into your head.
蓬松的枕头 Plump pillows.
你说什么 Excuse me?
聪慧的头脑 美丽的面庞 Brilliant mind. Beautiful face.
不会吧 Incredible.
我完全攀不上的美女 And completely out of my league.
我现在要你回到莫桑比克 I'd like to take you back to Mozambique.
说说你看到了什么 约翰尼 你在哪里 Tell me what's happening, Johnny. Where are you?
昌巴尔总统的就职大典 President Chambal's inauguration day.
没错 你是安保负责人 Yes, you're head of security.
一切都相当顺利 Everything's going perfectly.
今天 我们勇攀高峰 Today we climb the mountain!
英格力士特工 Agent English.
群众的呼声 我都听到了 The people have spoken, and the message is clear.
一个崭新的和平繁荣之邦 A future of peace and prosperity!
备用电源被切断了 The backup electrical supply has been cut.
没有切断 只是被关上了 No, it hasn't. It's been turned off.
那你知道 怎么打开你的开关吗 Do you know how to turn it on?
我该回去了 I should be getting back.
这种任务总是相当棘手 Well, operations like this are always difficult.
不过圆满完成后 我还是深感欣慰 But it's very satisfying when you get a result.
保护总统 舍我其谁 The President couldn't be in safer hands.
未来属于莫桑比克 The future belongs to Mozambique!
谢谢 Thank you.
开始放礼花了吧 The fireworks have begun.
庆祝自由与欢呼喝彩之音 The sound of freedom and celebration.
别紧张 约翰尼 放松 回想一下 Easy, Johnny. Easy. Go back.
在洗按摩浴之前 你还看到了什么 Before the Jacuzzi, what did you see?
是的 Yes.
费舍尔 Fisher.
和另外两个人在露台上 On the terrace with two others.
是的 旋风组的三名成员那天都在场 Yes. All three members of Vortex were there that day.
你看到谁了 都有谁 约翰尼 Who can you see? Who can you see, Johnny?
阿提姆·卡尔兰科 Artem Karlenko.
阿提姆·卡尔兰科 双重间谍 Artem Karlenko, double agent.
曾受雇于莫斯科的军情七处 Recruited by MI7 in Moscow.
对于可能暴露他身份的人都格杀勿论 Retired after his penchant for killing people
因此被遣退 threatened his cover.
五年前 他在这里现身 Five years ago, he turned up here,
化名谢尔盖·普多夫金 as Sergei Pudovkin.
他是个富豪 很有钱 Rich, very rich.
是奥克伍德顶级高尔夫俱乐部的会员 A member of the exclusive Oakwood Golf Club,
你就在那儿跟他见面 which is where you'll be meeting him.
他在那里参加比洞赛 长官 He's in a match play competition, sir. 比洞赛:一种高尔夫比赛形式,赢得洞数最多的选手获胜
我会把你设为他今天的比赛对手 I'm making you his opponent for the day.
比洞赛,上午10:30 彼特·亚当斯 对 谢尔盖·普多夫金
搞定 你将化身彼特·亚当斯先生参加比赛 Done it, sir. You're booked in as Mr.Peter Adams.
谢了 塔克 Thank you, Tucker.
如果卡尔兰科是旋风组的一员 If Karlenko is Vortex,
把他给我带回来 要活的 I want you to bring him in. Alive.
是普丝巾先生吗 Mr.Pussykin?
是普多夫金 那你一定就是 Pudovkin. And you must be Mr. ...
亚当斯 Adams.
车很棒 亚当斯先生 Beautiful car, Mr.Adams.
我的劳斯莱斯 Ah, the Royce.
准备就绪 长官 Ready, sir.
多谢夸奖 Thank you.
走吗 Shall we?
出发吧 Let's go.
命令接受 Command accepted.
那你从事什么行业呢 亚当斯先生 So, what line of business are you in, Mr.Adams?
我叫普多夫金 Pudovkin.
抱歉 没错 我才叫亚当斯 你叫 Sorry. Yes, I'm Mr Adams, and you're Mr...
你说的那个什么名字 Whoever you said you were.
-好吧 -停下 - Well... - Stop!
不好意思 我以为自己忘了东西 Sorry, I thought I had forgotten something.
戴手套吧 先生 Glove, sir? 高尔夫手套作为专业装备之一, 对稳定球杆握把有不可忽视的作用
塔克 虽然我不是打高尔夫的行家 I may not know much about golf, Tucker,
可还是能握好球杆 but I know how to hold the bat.
好球 先生 Shot, sir.
你做哪一行生意呢 普地精先生 So, what line of business are you in, Mr.Puddykin?
我是做拆迁生意的 I made my money in the removals business.
我有个朋友也做拆迁买卖 A friend of mine had shares in a removals business.
他叫提图斯·费舍尔 Titus Fisher.
你跟他有来往吗 You haven't come across him at all?
我可警告你 亚当斯先生 别趟这浑水 I warn you, Mr.Adams, not to stray into the rough.
因为一旦陷进去 可能就出不来了 You get in there, you might never come out.
谨记在心 普地精先生 I'll bear that in mind, Mr.Puddykin.
劳驾 我叫普多夫金 Pudovkin. Please.
进了 Shot!
事实上 就跟我的朋友费舍尔一样 As was my friend Fisher, actually,
子弹从身后穿进 in the back,
偏偏还是他的清洁工干的 by his cleaner, of all people.
不过他们也没抢什么 But they didn't take much.
就拿了把钥匙 Just a key.
赛点 我觉得可以从左往右打 Break, left to right, I think.
多谢 Thank you.
干掉他
在树林那边 In the trees.
快来 Come on.
-天啊 -他不能死 绝对不能 - Oh, my god. - He can't die. He mustn't die.
带他离开这儿 快点 Let's get him out of here. Come on! Come on.
长官 他看起来不妙 He's not looking good, sir.
我们带你去医院 你会没事的 We're getting you to a doctor. You'll be fine.
你会开这玩意儿吧 长官 You do know how to fly this, sir?
-这是基础训练之一 -太好了 - It was part of basic training. - Good.
跟骑自行车没两样 It's just like riding a bike.
对 我全记起来了 Yes. It's all coming back to me.
这里是祖鲁祖鲁探戈高尔夫酒店的直升机 This is helicopter Golf Hotel Zulu Zulu Tango.
机上有一位伤员 We have a casualty on board.
请指示最近的医院地址 Request guidance to nearest hospital.
请说你们的具体位置 Where's your exact location?
位置 我们的位置 Our location? Location?
她打坏了导航系统 She shot out the navigation system.
抓紧了 Hang on.
-兰斯多克 -我们在兰斯多克 - Runstock. - Our location is Runstock.
飞行高度是多少 What is your altitude?
飞行高度吗 What's our altitude?
大约18英寸(约45厘米) About 18 inches.
喂 喂 Hello? Hello?
抱歉 马上开走 Sorry. I'll just move.
现在怎么办 长官 What now, sir?
我们得沿着路开 就走1328道吧 We'll have to stick to the road. Let's follow the 1328.
鼎汉一定有医院 There's bound to be a hospital in Dingham.
鼎汉
看看他 塔克 去看看他 Look after him, Tucker. Look after him.
我觉得他不行了 长官 I think we're losing him, sir.
不行也得行 塔克 We can't lose him, Tucker.
他是我们唯一的线索 再想别的辙 He's our only lead. Try something else.
不要就此放弃 宝贝 Don't give up on us, baby 70年代著名英美歌手大卫·索尔的"Don't Give Up On Us Baby"
上帝知道一路走来的疲惫 Lord knows we've come this far 70年代著名英美歌手大卫·索尔的"Don't Give Up On Us Baby"
我们都是 天使和梦想家 We are the angel and the dreamer
不要就此放弃 我相信 Don't give up on us, I know
我们定会战胜困难与艰辛 We could still come through
看啊 长官 跟着那辆急救车 Look, sir! Follow that ambulance!
好主意 Good idea.
长官 长官 快点 Sir. Sir, quickly.
卡尔兰科 卡尔兰科 Karlenko. Karlenko!
这是第二把钥匙 The second key.
旋风组的成员 一个是克格勃的 Vortex is KGB...
-是 -一个是中情局的 - Yes. - CIA.
是 还有呢 Yes? Yes?
一个是军情七处的 MI7.
难以置信 军情七处竟然有内魂 Unbelievable. A vole in MI7.
应该是内鬼 长官 A mole, sir.
什么 What?
军情七处有个内鬼 There's a mole in MI7.
有个内魂还有个内鬼吗 There's a mole and a vole?
不是的 长官 有一个内鬼 不是内魂 No, sir. There's a mole, not a vole.
我不同意 肯定有个内魂 Well, I disagree. There's certainly a vole.
证据确凿 毋庸置疑 I mean, we know that much.
但你刚刚说可能还有个内鬼 But what you're saying is there might be a mole as well.
是帕加索斯 Pegasus.
首相要来军情七处开会 There's a meeting at MI7 with the Prime Minister.
军情七处总部 1012室 17:45
再看这里 眼神向下再向左 表示不同意 And here again, eyes down and to the left, indicating dissent.
通过向平的眼睛 便知道他的内心活动 With Xiang Ping, it's all about the eyes.
谢谢 萨姆纳女士 Thank you, Ms.Sumner.
如果会晤继续的话 希望你也能出席 If the talks go ahead, I'd like you with us.
好的 首相大人 Yes, Prime Minister.
先生们 晚上好 Good evening, gentlemen.
-你好 英格力士先生 -你好 萨姆纳女士 - Mr.English. - Ms.Sumner.
好了 Right.
那咱们的首相大人 So when is the Prime Minister
要何时大驾光临呢 going to grace us with his presence?
我就是首相 I'm the Prime Minister.
就你 少做梦了 Yeah, you wish.
好吧 那么人齐了 All right. So we're all here.
这次与中国首脑的会晤非常重要 These talks with China are of paramount importance.
东南亚那些蛮夷 Rogue states in Southeast Asia
已经在秘密开发核武 have begun secretly to develop nuclear weapons.
所以 与中国达成共识很关键 It is vital that we get China onside.
一般而言 中国不会支持我们的观点 Traditionally, China has been impervious to our concerns,
但我相信 要是时机恰当 but I believe Xiang Ping, given the opportunity,
向平有能力并愿意协助我们解除危机 can and will help defuse this situation.
鉴于他对西方的友好态度 Well, with his pro-West stance,
我们还是有机会的 it certainly offers an opportunity,
但要保证他的安全 这次会晤才能继续 but the talks can't go ahead unless we can guarantee his safety.
我认为 安保得当就没问题 I believe, with the correct security, that we can.
如果旋风组在密谋行动 那就很危险了 If Vortex is operational, it's just too dangerous.
我也同意 首相 I'm inclined to agree, Prime Minister.
我有个办法 There is a way.
瑞士政府同意把空中堡垒借给我们 The Swiss are willing to lend us Le Bastion.
那是他们在阿尔卑斯山脉的军事要塞 That's their government fortress in the Alps.
一座非常优秀的高地工事 It's a stunning example of architectural engineering at altitude,
可谓坚不可摧 and completely impregnable.
这样就能解决我们的安全问题 I mean, that should solve all our security issues.
那么会晤将继续进行 Then the talks go ahead.
帕姆拉 我希望你多温习普通话 Pamela, I hope you've brushed up on your Mandarin.
到时你和这里最好的特工 I'd like you in the room with me, and
会紧随我左右 your best man on security.
好的 首相大人 Yes, Prime Minister.
旋风组这边调查的怎么样了 Where are we on Vortex?
英格力士 English?
旋风组是个三人组 Vortex is three men.
一个是费舍尔 一个是卡尔兰科 Fisher was one, Karlenko was another.
而卡尔兰科今天被那第三个人杀害了 Karlenko was killed today on the orders of the third.
有什么线索吗 Any leads?
有 但需要时间调查 Yes, but I need time.
没时间了 We do not have time.
我们需要知道旋风组第三名成员的身份 We need to know the identity of the third person in Vortex.
给我一天的时间 Give me 24 hours.
再来一瓶罗曼尼康帝 Another bottle of Romainee-Conti?
没问题 您需要什么甜点吗 Of course. And would you like to choose dessert?
是的 就点你这甜心 Yes. You.
那我也要分杯羹 And bring two spoons.
-干杯 -干杯 - Cheers. - Cheers.
说吧 约翰尼 你想问我什么 So, come on, Johnny, what was it you wanted to ask me?
西蒙 你认识这个吗 Simon, do you know what this is?
有点像把钥匙 Some sort of key?
卡尔兰科和费舍尔各有一把 Karlenko and Fisher both had one,
也都因此而被杀害了 and they were both killed for them.
那我拿去给实验室的哥们看看再... Well, I'll give it to the boys at the lab and see...
卡尔兰科告诉我 第三个人就在军情七处里 Karlenko told me that the third man in Vortex is in MI7.
那你相信他说的吗 And you believed him?
西蒙 我必须要当着你的面问清楚 Simon, I have to ask you a question, face to face.
你觉得这个人会是谁呢 Do you have any idea who it might be?
约翰尼 我还以为你在怀疑我呢 Johnny, I thought you were about to accuse me.
怎么会 当然没有 No! I mean, honestly.
-什么 -西蒙·安布罗斯 邪恶的大反派 - What? - Simon Ambrose, the evil mastermind!
-快别说了 -我们中的大叛徒 - Don't. Stop it. - The traitor in our midst!
你啊 你啊 You! You!
西蒙 你太幽默了 Simon, you are so funny.
快笑抽了 Hysterical.
天啊 Oh, dear.
塔克:快来洗手间 十万火急
不好意思 失陪一下 西蒙 Would you excuse me for one moment, Simon?
-长官 -塔克 你就不能等等吗 - Sir. - Tucker, can't this wait?
长官 是安布罗斯 Sir, it's Ambrose.
是啊 我知道是安布罗斯 我正和他吃饭呢 Yes, I know it's Ambrose. I'm having dinner with him.
不是 他就是旋风组的第三个人 No, he's the third man in Vortex.
西蒙·安布罗斯吗 Simon Ambrose?
他可是伊顿公学的高材生 He went to Eton.
西蒙 Simon.
别动 Leave it.
-你这是干什 -过去 - What are you... - Move.
-好 好 -快点 过去 - All right, all right. - Come on, move.
塔克 Tucker.
-你说你根本不认识卡尔兰科 -没错 - You said you never knew Karlenko. - That's right.
那你如何解释这张照片 Then how do you explain these?
我潜入了卡尔兰科的计算机 I hacked into Karlenko's computer.
这是你们俩在莫桑比克吧 You and him in Mozambique?
我有时也不能淋漓尽致 老兄 Sometimes I have trouble myself, old boy.
你就是旋风组的 你是旋风组的第三个人 You're Vortex! You're the third man in Vortex!
塔克 这太荒谬了 Tucker, this is ridiculous.
抱歉 我马上解决 Sorry, I'll be with you in just a tick.
没错 我当时在莫桑比克 It's true, I was in Mozambique.
你说什么 What?
但我是因为帕奇·柯特蒙才去的 I was there because of Patch Quartermain.
帕奇吗 抱歉 马上就好 Patch? Sorry, I'll just be one second.
他才是你要抓的人 He's the man you're after.
-少糊弄我 -不好意思 - You're bluffing! - Sorry.
军情七处为了逮捕他专门建了个秘密组织 I work for a secret organisation inside MI7
我就是其中一员 set up specifically to bring him in.
秘密组织里的秘密组织吗 A secret Secret Service?
是吗 那这个组织叫什么 Yeah? What's it called?
到底叫什么 What's it called?
阿米蒂奇·香克斯:英国卫浴品牌
阿米蒂奇 Armitage.
一个叫阿米蒂奇的秘密的秘密的秘密行动组织 A secret secret secret service called Armitage?
我们直接听命于首相 We answer only to the PM.
太离奇了吧 西蒙 It's extraordinary, Simon...
事实就是如此 Indeed, it is.
你难道真的认为 ...That you'd think for one moment
我会相信你这套不靠谱的胡诌乱扯吗 that I would fall for such a steaming pile of old baloney.
干得漂亮 塔克 Well done, Tucker.
果真是本月特工之星 You're not Spy of the Month for nothing.
-谢谢夸奖 长官 -来 把枪给我 - Thank you, sir. - Here, let me take that.
好了 回家吧 Now go home.
-什么 -你才是胡诌乱扯的那个 - What? - You're the one talking baloney.
你脑子里真是团浆糊 孩子 快走吧 You're in way over your head, boy. Now run along.
不 我不走 长官 他在撒谎 No! I won't go, sir. He's lying.
我对你很失望 军情处对你很失望 You've let me down, you've let the Service down,
说实话 你也应该对自己感到失望 and, frankly, I think you've let yourself down.
-但我 -快给我离开 - But I... - Now get out!
帕奇·柯特蒙 怎么会是他呢 Patch Quartermain, of all people.
他炸掉了自己的双腿吗 Blowing his own legs off?
这就是我说的深藏不露 Now that's what I call deep cover.
想想我之前多佩服他 And to think how much I admired him.
他讨厌你 He hates you.
-真的吗 -一直都是 - Really? - He always has.
他觉得你就是个自大的无名小卒 He thinks you're a moron with no place in MI7,
蠢蛋一只 根本不配待在军情七处 a jumped-up grammar school nobody.
所以他才设计陷害你 That's why he tried to destroy you.
听着 约翰尼 千万不要因为他毁了你的生活 Now, Johnny, just because he ruined your life,
你就失去理智 that's no reason for you
单枪匹马地去找他算账 to go rogue and take him down on your own.
我真不应该跟你说这番话 God forbid I should put a crazy idea like that in your head.
晚安 西蒙 Good night, Simon.
约翰尼 Johnny,
我们可能要拿刚才那把钥匙去逮捕他 that key you showed me. We might need it to bring him in.
-谢谢 -不客气 长官 - Thank you. - You're welcome, sir.
傻帽 Silly tit.
搞定 Bingo.
-给我们和客户安排一个会议 -好的 - Arrange a meeting with our client - Of course.
帕加索斯 Pegasus.
知道第三个人是谁了 We have the third man.
就是约翰尼·英格力士 It's Johnny English.
你好 帕奇 Hello, Patch.
在请求宽恕吗 Looking for forgiveness?
都结束了 英格力士 你走投无路了 It's all over for you now, English. It's the end of the line.
是啊 你当然想 是不是 帕奇 Yes, you'd like that, wouldn't you, Patch?
毕竟我就是个自大的无名小卒而已 After all, I'm just a jumped-up grammar school nobody, aren't I?
你在说什么呢 What are you talking about?
我知道你就是旋风组的第三名成员 I know that you are the third man in Vortex.
不对 约翰尼 你是 No, Johnny. You are.
不 你是 No, you are.
不 你才是 No. You are!
所有特工就位 Standby, all agents.
一切都到此为止了 And it all ends here.
抓住他 Take him.
约翰尼 Johnny.
车速 快
干吗呢 看着点 Hey! Watch it!
找到他了 Got him!
借过 借过 Move! Move!
别让他跑了 快点快点 Don't lose him. Go, go!
停 Halt!
向西驶入怀恩大街 调动一切车辆 Heading west into Vine Street. Mobilise all vehicles.
车速 飞快
神经病 Idiot!
这都能跟丢 难以置信 You've lost him! I don't believe it.
嘿 你以为你是谁啊 Oi! Who do you think you are?
让你跑 Gotcha.
车速 飞快
特工英格力士 停车 快停车 Agent English, pull over! Pullover!
车速 极快
睡眠模式
停车 Stop it!
追 Get after him.
凯特 凯特 Kate, Kate,
我不是旋风组的 我被陷害了 I'm not Vortex. I've been framed.
你得相信我 You must believe me.
打算如何行动 How will it be done?
跟莫桑比克的一样 Same as in Mozambique.
单人行动 One person, apparently working alone.
人你选好了吗 Who have you chosen?
我会决定的 Leave that with me.
我在苏黎世的账户 My account in Zurich.
五亿美元 按规矩 500 million US dollars, as agreed.
你晕过去好半天 You've been out for hours
所幸只是皮肉伤 Well, you're lucky it was just a flesh wound.
听着 我今晚要去瑞士 Now, look, I'm going to Switzerland tonight,
我走了你可以待在这 but you can stay here while I'm gone.
我在查看 I've been going through the
昌巴尔遇刺那晚的监控录像 news footage from the night Chambal was killed.
有点蹊跷 And there's something not right.
昌巴尔总统被刺之后的片刻 Seconds after President Chambal was shot,
刺客突然倒地而死 the assassin collapses and dies.
尸检报告是心脏停跳 And the autopsy says heart failure.
但如果你看一下内部闭路电视画面 But, if you go through the classified CCTV footage...
没事吧你 You all right?
很好啊 Yeah, fine.
来看看 Take a look at this.
行刺的十五分钟前 Fifteen minutes before the assassination, look,
他开始狂躁 he's manic.
他完全控制不了自己的身体 He's completely lost control of his body
然后 突然像是紧张性神经分裂症 And then, suddenly, catatonic.
这里 等等 Here, wait.
就这里 There.
有人跟他说话 Someone was talking to him.
我觉得他压根不知道自己在做什么 I don't think he had any idea what he was doing.
我想旋风组组织的秘密武器 I think Vortex's secret weapon...
就是一种能控制思维的药 Is a mind control drug.
只有一种药符合以上症状 And only one fits the symptoms.
地莫克西... 地莫克西林巴巴 Timox... Timoxylin Bubby...
地莫克西林巴伯布特纳 Timoxeline Barbebutenol.
中情局十年前命令将其销毁 The CIA ordered its destruction 10 years ago.
负责处置它的特工是 And the agent in charge of its disposal...
提图斯·费舍尔 Titus Fisher.
我对你无以为报 I don't know how to thank you.
共进晚餐吧 I'd love a take-away.
就这么定了 Consider it done.
小门开了 Flying low.
约翰尼 你打算怎么对付旋风组组织 So, Johnny, what are you going to do about Vortex?
不知道啊 如果西蒙在就有办法了 I don't know. If only Simon was here. He'd know what to do.
你为什么觉着他比你强 Why do you think he's better than you?
他是个神人啊 Well, the man's a god.
我更喜欢凡人 Well, I prefer mortals.
单纯又难以捉摸 让人疯狂的凡人 Pure, complicated, maddening mortals.
我才发现最让我心潮澎湃的 I've come to realise that what's really exciting to me
是绝对的忠诚 决心 is great loyalty, determination,
和勇气 and courage.
你总是让我神魂颠倒 正中下怀 You have always fascinated me, clinically.
而你现在 But now you...
萨姆纳小姐 你瞳孔在扩大 Ms Sumner, your pupils are dilating.
有吗 Are they?
你两颊开始红润 Your cheeks are colouring.
秋波频送 Eye contact deepening.
心率加速 Heart-rate rising.
萨姆纳小姐 我觉着理性已经阻止不了我们了 Ms Sumner, I believe we're emotionally leaking.
-快去屋里 -遵命 - The bedroom, quickly. - Absolutely.
赶紧啊 Now!
-谁 -我 - Hello? - Hello.
-西蒙是你啊 -凯特 - Oh, Simon. - Hi, Kate.
准备好了吗 我送你去机场 You ready? I'll drive you to the airport.
真贴心 我去拿包 How nice. I'll just get my bag.
你自己吗 You alone?
别 当然 No. Of course.
在工作呢 Been working?
准备一下中国总理的资料 你呢 Been brushing up on the Chinese PM. You?
我们在追查约翰尼·英格力士 We're trying to track clown Johnny English
关于旋风组我们有些事想问他 There's some questions we want to ask him, about Vortex.
我猜你没看见他吧 对吗 I don't suppose you've seen him, have you?
对啊 No.
没把他藏起来 Not hiding him away?
像我做出来的事吗 走吧 Not my type. Shall we?
安布罗斯 Ambrose.
科林 有个亚当斯先生要见你 There's a Mr Adams to see you, Colin.
-塔克 -你在这儿干嘛 - Hello, Tucker. - What are you doing here?
你正被全国通缉 Every agent in the country is after you.
我们猜安布罗斯是对的 We were right about Ambrose
什么叫我们啊 What do you mean "We"?
如果咱够快 还能... And if we can act fast, we can still...
你能听句劝吗 You wouldn't listen, would you?
你自以为什么都知道 狗屁 You think you know it all. Well' you don't!
当特工是我毕生梦想 Being an agent means everything to me.
多亏你 我被停职了 And, thanks to you, I'm suspended!
你们谁来点橙汁吗 Would you boys like some orange squash?
-不用 谢谢谢 -免了 老妈 - No, thank you. - Bye, thanks, Mum.
小兄弟 安布罗斯在瑞士 Tucker, Ambrose is in Switzerland.
我们责无旁贷 We are in duty.
我来这儿 是因为国家需要我 I am here because my country needs me.
她也需要你 And because it needs you, too.
-劳斯莱斯 -准备就绪 长官 - Royce. - Ready, sir.
过来 Come.
测得前方障碍 Obstruction detected.
导航系统锁定瑞士 咱们起飞 Set the sat nav for Switzerland Let's kick some bottom.
时速216公里 违章
已经到达终点 You have arrived at your destination.
祝你好运 长官 Good luck, sir!
空中堡垒 Le Bastion.
上下各只有一条路 One way up, one way down.
来吧 准备一下 Come on. Let's get the stuff.
看啊 T-2地对空导弹 Whoa, look. The T-2 ground-to-air missile!
这是D-7防弹伞 That's a D-7 bulletproof shield.
好好学学 塔克 Take it from me, Tucker.
我玩这些的时候你还不知道在哪儿捏泥巴呢 I was working with these while you were stringing conkers.
P-8倒抓钩 The P-8 grapple hook?
好了 Check.
目测高度 十一米 Estimated height? - Thirty-five feet.
交给你了 All yours, Tucker.
我能说一句吗 Can I just say, sir?
真棒极了 This is just great.
来吧 Well, go on.
D-16攀爬器 看好了 The D-16 ascender, and up we go.
你确定这是攀爬器吗 Are you sure that's the ascender, sir?
闭着眼睛都知道 Yes, yes, I'd know it anywhere.
特工被困 特工被困 Agent in distress. Agent in distress.
特工受困 特工受困 Agent in distress. Agent in distress.
我在这里 I am over here!
闭嘴 闭嘴 Shut up! Shut up!
我在这里 I am over here!
发射信号弹 Activating visual locater.
三 二 一 Three, two, one.
在那边
四区有人闯入 Intruders in Sector Four!
我的天哪 别让我死在瑞士佬手里 Dear God, let me not die at the hands of the Swiss.
塔克 听着 你来打我 Tucker, now listen. I want you to attack me
-啥 -一番争斗之后 - What? - After a struggle,
你可以逮捕我 然后把我押进堡垒里 you can "Arrest me". And take me inside as your prisoner.
-不行 -这是命令 - Sir, I can't. - Tucker, that's an order.
打我啊 打我 Hit me. Hit me.
使劲儿 Come on, harder.
-好点不 -好多了 - Better, sh'? - Yes, much better.
看来还真有人有这癖好 I can see how people get a taste for this.
我有个更好的主意 我朝你开枪 I got a better idea. I'll shoot you!
不不不 No, no, no.
-去死吧 旋风组的人渣 -塔克 - Die, Vortex scum! - Tucker!
特工塔克 Agent Tucker!
这是约翰尼·英格力士 It's Johnny English.
装袋带走 Bag him.
这玻璃连炮都轰不开 The glass can withstand mortar attack.
门能从里面反锁 The door's one-way.
你能出来但没人进得去 You can get out, but no one gets in.
好极了 Excellent.
斯莱特 好了吗 You ready, Slater?
帕加索斯 你准备好了 I'll have them send refreshments to your room
我就让他们把饮料给你送进去 when you're ready, Pegasus.
谢谢你 特工一号 Thank you, Agent One.
弟兄们 我来接手吧 I'll take it from here, boys.
站那儿别动 Hold it right there!
出示一下你的身份 Let me see your ID.
-不好意思 -这是什... - Excuse me - What the...
停 Stop!
看好了 这里是格斗区 Warning, this is a designated conflict zone.
长官 长官 Sir? Sir?
非常感谢 Thank you so much
不客气 帕加索斯 You're welcome, Pegasus.
帕加索斯 Pegasus.
快喝 快喝 Go on. Go on.
那是什么鬼东西 What the hell is that?
长官 长官 Sir? Sir?
-英格力士 -帕加索斯 - English! - Pegasus.
他们想让你行刺向平 They're going to make you kill Xiang Ping!
你疯了 You're insane!
一号特工 谢天谢地 Agent One, thank God.
他不是来帮你的 He won't help you.
他是旋风组的第三号 He's the third member of Vortex.
对吧 西蒙 Aren't you, Simon?
他来是给你地莫克西...巴巴... Here to give you some Timoxy bubby...
地莫克西巴巴... Timoxy bubby...
地莫克西巴贝... Timoxy bubby...
给你一种药 To give you a drug
让你服从他的命令 that will make you obey his every command.
我倒很想看看 西蒙 I'm intrigued, Simon.
你打算怎么实施呢 How exactly were you going to administer it?
皮下注射 By injection?
从通风口里吹气 Some hideous gas through the air vents?
难不成还从饮料下手 Or by spiking her drink?
地莫克西林巴伯布特纳 Timoxeline Barbebutenol.
他现在随时有可能进入癫狂状态 He'll enter the manic phase any moment now.
你们可别忘了 I have to warn you that
我对抵御这类事情可是千锤百炼 I've been trained to resist this kind of thing.
你个猪头 You swine.
一号特工 什么情况 Agent One, what's going on?
他现在没什么危害 He's quite harmless at this phase.
他会被毒死 不过在那之前 The drug will kill him, but just before it does,
有一小段空档 there'll be a short window
我说什么他做什么 where he'll do everything I tell him to.
可怜的约翰尼 Poor Johnny.
你从来都不属于军情七处 You were never really Ml-7, Johnny.
从来就不是我们的人 You were never really one of us.
而你现在却要成为最有名的特工了 Now you're about to become our most famous agent.
现在我说什么你做什么 You'll now do exactly as I tell you.
你是组织和国家的叛徒 You are a traitor to the Service and to your country.
让他闭嘴 老头 Shut her up, old chap.
-闪 -啥 - Duck. - What?
跟你说了 I warned you.
斯莱特 让他做好准备 Okay, Slater. Let's get him ready.
时刻准备着 Ready.
总理 Premier Ping,
能得相见 不胜荣幸 it's a pleasure to finally meet you.
旅途可曾安好 You had a pleasant flight, I trust?
我只是问总理他旅途是否安好 I was just asking the Premier if he had a pleasant flight.
凯特 约翰尼回归组织了 Kate, Johnny's back on the team.
什么 What?
查出来了 It's all checked out
首相和中国方面也证实了 and the PM and the Chinese have approved it.
-证实什么 -他来顶替帕姆拉 - Approved what? - He's standing in for Pamela.
这不挺好吗 Isn't it great?
打扰一下 塔克特工 Excuse me. Agent Tucker.
好的 尊夫人可好 Good, good. And your wife is well?
约翰尼 把门锁了 Lock it up, Johnny.
好极了 Wonderful.
这就对了 That's it.
总理 我很感谢您能在 Premier, I am most grateful
这个时候同我见面 you have agreed to meet me at this time.
是我荣幸 It is our pleasure.
保持这种语调 首相 Maintain that tone, Prime Minister.
避免对抗 保持眼神交流 Avoid confrontation, keep eye contact.
我可以向你保证 I can assure you that the Chinese people
中国人民一向认为贵国人民 have always regarded the British people
十分神经 as completely horrible.
-尊敬 -尊敬 - Honourable. - Honourable.
十分值得尊敬 Completely honourable.
当然 Of course.
我很想见到... I was very keen to meet...
约翰尼 站起来 走到饮品桌边上 Johnny, stand up and go to the water table.
总理 我相信只要及时行动起来 Premier, I believe the present danger
当下的危险是可以避免的 can be averted if we act swiftly.
伸手掏右口袋 Go to your right pocket.
这是为帕加索斯设计的 We designed it for Pegasus.
现在太特么晚了 Well, it's too bloody late now.
表现得尽量自然 Just act natural.
-首相 传统意义上讲... -不对劲 - Prime Minister, traditionally... - Something's wrong.
...中国并不十分接纳... ...China does not respond well to advice...
拔出枪管 Pull out the barrel.
约翰尼 现在我让你杀掉向平 Now, Johnny, I want you to kill Xiang Ping.
天哪 不 Oh, dear God, no.
他被控制了 He's being controlled.
被谁 By who?
安布罗斯 Ambrose.
杀了他 Shoot Xiang Ping!
意志是身体的主人 Mind must be master of the body.
他在抵抗 He's resisting it.
左手跟右手打架 His left hand is fighting the right hand.
约翰尼加油 Come on, Johnny.
如果我能打乱频率的话 If I can interrupt the frequency,
就能阻止安布罗斯跟他说话 I could stop Ambrose from communicating with him.
英格力士 站起来 English, stand up!
挺住 挺住 Come on. Come on.
五十秒后他就死了 长官 He'll be dead in 50 seconds, sir.
塔克 Tucker!
快啊 Come on.
-快扣扳机 -成功 - Pull the trigger! - I'm in.
听着 我是西蒙·安布罗斯 Listen to me, this is Simon Ambrose,
我命令你朝向平开枪 and I order you to shoot Xiang Ping!
十秒 Ten seconds, sir.
快开枪 Fire!
快进去 Go, go, go.
快撤 Time to get out of here.
别开枪 Hold your fire!
退下 Stand down!
脉搏越来越弱了 His pulse is dropping.
别放弃他 Don't lose him!
拜托 长官 Come on, sir.
敞开心扉 英格力士 Open your heart, English,
你会重获新生 and you shall be reborn.
差点就死了 Almost there.
谢谢你 凯特 Thank you, Kate.
吓死我了 I was passing.
长官 Sir.
塔克 Tucker!
欢迎回来 长官 Welcome back, sir.
塔克 谢谢你 Thank you, Tucker.
不介意的话我就不跟你亲了 I won't kiss you, if you don't mind.
无所谓啦 Well, whatever.
安布罗斯在哪 Where's Ambrose?
英格力士 English?
长官 你要做什么 Sir. What are you doing, sir?
行规17章第五条 别对老特工问这问那 Guideline 17-5: Never question a senior agent in the field.
不 No!
您的专属情报局
安布罗斯 你个十足的人渣 Ambrose' you five-star turd.
约翰尼 蛋还不够疼吗 Another balls-up, Johnny.
你这什么毛病 What's the matter with you?
安布罗斯 结束了 It's all over, Ambrose.
你可以背叛祖国 出卖朋友 You can betray your country, you can cheat your friends,
但你不能逃脱约翰尼·英格力士的法... but you can't get away from Johnny English...
别了 约翰尼 So long, Johnny!
D-7防弹伞 The D-7.
防弹的哟 The bulletproof shield!
不管用啊 Hey! It's not working!
那个是T-2榴弹啊 It's the T-2, sir!
-是... -他还活着 -Is he... - Oh, he's alive!
是T-2 It's the T-2!
合上啊 合上 Close it. Close ii!
破玩意 Stupid thing!
噢 约翰尼 Oh, Johnny.
还真是T-2 The T-2.
塔克 人小鬼大啊 Tucker, you clever boy.
我无比的高兴 I couldn't be more delighted.
旋风组的雇主被捕了 Vortex's paymasters have been arrested,
而中国政府也表达了 and China has expressed its
对英国和组织的感谢 gratitude to both Britain and the Service.
我们得好好谢谢英格力士 We owe English a great deal.
恢复他的骑士荣誉是个积极的表示 Well, reinstating his knighthood is a truly lovely gesture.
对他本人也是无上光荣 And it will mean the world to him.
女王陛下随后驾临 Her Majesty will be with him shortly.
还跑 看你跑 Gotcha! Gotcha.
往哪儿跑 Got you!
受够了 你个老妖精 Just about had enough of you, you old cow!
看你还往哪儿跑 帕加索斯 You're going nowhere! Pegasus!
英格力士 English!
就是她 就是那个清洁工杀手 It's her! It's the killer cleaner! Finally,
终于被我抓到了 I've got her!
你还不死心是吧 You never know when it's over, do you?
看你还跑 跑 跑啊 跑 Well, it's over, over, over, over, over!
无以为报啊 I don't know how to thank you.
共进晚餐吧 I'd love a take-away.
就这么定了 Consider it done.