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<i>(newsreader) September 1 939. Ominous</i>
<i>clouds of war gather over Europe.</i>

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<i>But here in Navarre, the King, seen here</i>
<i>returning from military manoeuvres,...</i>

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<i>..has announced an audacious plan</i>
<i>for himself and his court.</i>

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<i>He and his companions will cast off their</i>
<i>military uniforms, while events allow,...</i>

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<i>..and devote themselves to three years'</i>
<i>study. That's right - three years.</i>

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<i>They'll sleep little, eat less, and devote</i>
<i>themselves instead to self-improvement:</i>

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<i>..a real feast for bookworms.</i>

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<i>Boldest is the King's insistence that no</i>
<i>women will be allowed inside the court.</i>

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<i>Sorry, ladies, but he is the king.</i>

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<i>There is just one exception: Madam</i>
<i>Holofernia, the King's principal tutor.</i>

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<i>With Sir Nathaniel taking care of</i>
<i>the men's spiritual health,...</i>

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<i>..they'll have all they need to distract</i>
<i>themselves from thoughts of romance.</i>

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<i>Whoops! Careful, sir.</i>

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<i>lt's a tall order, but this able monarch,</i>
<i>one of Europe's most eligible bachelors,..</i>

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<i>..wants to show the world</i>
<i>there's more to life than warfare.</i>

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<i>He's an idealist, but we wish him</i>
<i>and his three chums the best.</i>

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<i>More news as the adventure unfolds,...</i>

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<i>..but for now we wish them</i>
<i>bon voyage and good luck.</i>

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You three,...

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..Berowne,...

21
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..Dumaine...

22
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..and Longaville,...

23
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..Have sworn for three years' term
to live with me,...

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..My fellow-scholars,...

25
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..and to keep those statutes
That are recorded in this... schedule here.

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Your oaths are passed,
and now subscribe your names,...

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..That his own hand
may strike his honour down...

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..That violates the smallest branch herein.

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lf you are armed to do as sworn to do,...

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..Subscribe to your deep oaths,...

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..and keep it too.

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l am resolved:

33
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..'tis but a three years' fast.

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The mind shall banquet...

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..though the body pine.

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To love, to wealth, to pomp,
l pine and die,...

37
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..With all these living in philosophy.

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So much, dear liege,
l have already sworn,...

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..That is, to live and study
here three years.

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But there are other strict observances:

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..As not to see a woman in that term,...

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..And one day in a week
to touch no food,...

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..And but one meal on every day besides.

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And then to sleep
but three hours in the night,...

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..And not be seen to yawn of all the day.

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<i>(laughs)</i>

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O,...

48
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..these are barren tasks, too hard to keep:

49
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..Not to see ladies, study, fast, not sleep!

50
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Your oath is passed
to pass away from these.

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Let me say no, an if you please.
l only swore to study with your grace...

52
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..And stay here in your court
for three years' space.

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You swore to that, Berowne,
and to the rest.

54
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By yea and nay, sir, then l swore in jest.

55
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What is the end of study, let me know?

56
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Why, that to know
which else we should not know.

57
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Things hid and barred
from common sense?

58
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Ay, that is study's god-like recompense.

59
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As thus, to study where l well may dine,
When l to feast expressly am forbid;

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..Or study where to meet
some mistress fine,...

61
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..When mistresses
from common sense are hid.

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These be the stops
that hinder study quite...

63
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..And train our intellects to vain delight.

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Why, all delights are vain!

65
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### l've seen for days that you've got
some ways that must be checked

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### ln you l never can detect

67
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### The slightest sign of intellect

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### You're mad on dances,
think of the chances you neglect

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### You never seem inclined
to use your mind

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### You're just a fella who
has got his brains in his dancing shoes

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### Take a lesson from me

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### l'd rather charleston

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### Di-di do-do

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### Think of what you might be

75
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### l'd rather charleston

76
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### Do-doop di-do

77
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### l'm disappointed in you and your ways

78
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### l'm double-jointed,
there's no sensation like syncopation

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### Will you let me know why?

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### l'd rather charleston

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### Charleston?

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### That's the sort of thing
l would never do, so

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### Leave it behind and
give your mind to something new

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### l'd rather charleston, charleston

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### Charleston, charleston

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### Charleston with you!

87
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Well, sit you out.

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Go home, Berowne: adieu.

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No, my good lord,
l have sworn to stay with you.

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But there are other strict observances:

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''..That no woman
shall come within a mile of my court''?

92
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- Hath this been proclaimed?
- Four days ago.

93
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Let's see the penalty.

94
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''On pain of losing her tongue''!

95
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- Who devised this penalty?
- Marry, that did l.

96
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Sweet lord, and why?

97
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To fright them hence
with the dread penalty.

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A dangerous law against gentility.

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''ltem. lf any man be seen to talk with
a woman within the term of three years,...

100
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..he shall endure such public shame as
the rest of the court can possible devise.''

101
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This article, my liege, yourself must break
For well you know...

102
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..here comes in embassy the French
King's daughter with yourself to speak -

103
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..A maid of grace and complete majesty -

104
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..About surrender up of Aquitaine
To her decrepit, sick and bedrid father.

105
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Therefore this article is made in vain,...

106
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..Or vainly comes
th'admired Princess hither.

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<i>(all gasp)</i>

108
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What say you, lords?
Why, this was quite forgot.

109
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We must of force dispense with
this decree. She must lie here on mere...

110
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..necessity.

111
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Necessity will make us all forsworn
3,000 times within this three years' space;

112
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..For every man with his affects is born,...

113
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..Not by might mastered,
but by special grace.

114
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lf l break faith, this word shall speak for
me: l am forsworn ''on mere necessity''.

115
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So to the laws at large l write my name,...

116
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..And he that breaks them
in the least degree...

117
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..Stands in attainder of eternal shame.

118
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Suggestions are to others as to me;

119
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..But l believe, although l seem so loath,...

120
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..l am the last...

121
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..that will last break...

122
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..his oath.

123
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Good Boyet,
You are not ignorant all-telling fame...

124
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..Doth noise abroad
Navarre hath made a vow,...

125
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..Till painful study
shall outwear three years,...

126
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..No woman may approach
his silent court.

127
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Therefore to's
it seemeth a needful course,...

128
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..Before we enter his forbidden gates,
To know his pleasure and in that behalf,...

129
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..Bold of your worthiness, we single you
As our best-moving fair solicitor.

130
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<i>(laughs)</i>

131
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Tell him the daughter
of the King of France,...

132
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..On serious business,
craving quick dispatch,...

133
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..lmportunes personal conference
with his grace.

134
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Proud of employment, willingly l go.

135
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All pride is willing pride, and yours is so.

136
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Who are the votaries, my maids,...

137
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..That are vow-fellows
with this virtuous Duke?

138
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Lord Longaville is one.

139
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- Know you the man?
- l know him, madam.

140
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At a marriage feast
ln Normandy, saw l this Longaville.

141
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- Who are the rest?
- The young Dumaine.

142
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- l saw him at the Duke Alencon's once.
- <i>(giggling)</i>

143
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Another of these students at that time
Was there with him,...

144
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..if l have heard a truth.

145
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Berowne they call him.

146
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God bless my ladies! Are they all in love?

147
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<i>(all giggle)</i>

148
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- Here comes Boyet.
- What admittance, lord?

149
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Navarre had notice of your fair approach,
And he and his competitors in oath...

150
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..Were all addressed to meet you,
gentle lady, before l came.

151
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Marry, thus much have l learned:

152
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..He rather means to lodge you...
in the field.

153
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Fair Princess,
welcome to the court of Navarre.

154
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''Fair'' l give you back again,
and ''welcome'' l have not yet.

155
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The roof of this court
is too high to be yours,...

156
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..and welcome to the wide fields
too base to be mine.

157
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You shall be welcome, madam,
to my court.

158
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l will be welcome then.
Conduct me thither.

159
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Hear me, dear lady:
l have sworn an oath.

160
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Our Lady help my lord! He'll be forsworn.

161
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Not for the world, by my will.

162
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- Will shall break it; will, and nothing else.
- Your ladyship is ignorant what it is.

163
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Were my lord so,
his ignorance were wise.

164
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'Tis deadly sin to keep that oath, my lord,
And sin to break it.

165
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But pardon me, l am too sudden bold;
To teach a teacher ill beseemeth me.

166
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Vouchsafe to read the purpose
of my coming...

167
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- ..And suddenly resolve me in my suit.
- Madam, l will, if suddenly l may.

168
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You will the sooner that l were away, for
you'll prove perjured if you make me stay.

169
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Sir,...

170
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..l pray you... a word.

171
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What lady is that same?

172
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<i>(Boyet)</i> The heir of Alencon,
Katherine her name.

173
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A gallant lady.

174
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,708
Monsieur, fare you well.

175
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Katherine.

176
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l beseech you a word.
What is she in the green?

177
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A woman sometimes,
if by daylight she's seen.

178
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,748
Pray you, sir, whose daughter?

179
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- Her mother's, l have heard.
- God's blessing on your beard!

180
00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:32,510
Good sir, be not offended.
She is an heir of Falconbridge.

181
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Nay,...

182
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..my choler is ended.

183
00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:39,519
She...

184
00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:43,275
..is a most... sweet lady.

185
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Not unlike, sir, that may be.

186
00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:55,789
- What's her name in the cap?
- Rosaline, by good hap.

187
00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:58,315
ls she wedded or no?

188
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To her will sir, or so.

189
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O, you are welcome, sir.

190
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Adieu.

191
00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:08,478
Farewell to me, sir,...

192
00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:10,312
..and welcome to you.

193
00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:14,353
Madam, your father here doth intimate
The payment of 100,000 crowns,...

194
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:19,993
..Being but the one half of an entire sum
Disbursed by my father in his wars.

195
00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:25,792
But say that he or we - as neither have -
Received that sum,...

196
00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:28,713
..yet there remains unpaid
100,000 more.

197
00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:31,474
You do the King my father
too much wrong...

198
00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:33,790
..And wrong the reputation
of your name,...

199
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..ln so unseeming to confess receipt
Of that which hath so faithfully been paid.

200
00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:39,475
l never heard of it.

201
00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:42,359
lf you prove it, l'll repay it back
Or yield up Aquitaine.

202
00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:44,477
We arrest your word.

203
00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:46,915
Boyet, you can produce acquittances
For such a sum.

204
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Satisfy me so.

205
00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:51,079
So please your grace,
the packet is not come...

206
00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:53,788
..Where that and other specialties
are bound.

207
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,998
Tomorrow you shall have a sight of them.

208
00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:02,397
lt shall suffice me.

209
00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:05,918
Meantime,...

210
00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:11,109
..receive such welcome at my hand
As honour, without breach of honour, may

211
00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:13,396
..Make tender of to thy true worthiness.

212
00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:17,916
You may not come, fair Princess,
within my gates,...

213
00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:20,469
..But here without
you shall be so received...

214
00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:24,156
..As you shall deem yourself
lodged in my heart.

215
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,116
Tomorrow shall we visit you again.

216
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:38,391
Did not l dance with you in Brabant once?

217
00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:40,358
Did not l dance with <i>you</i> in Brabant once?

218
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l know you did.

219
00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:44,115
How needless was it then
To ask the question!

220
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### l won't dance
Don't ask me

221
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,677
### l won't dance
Don't ask me

222
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,069
### l won't dance

223
00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:52,151
### Monsieur, with you

224
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:56,552
### My heart won't let my feet
do things they should do

225
00:16:58,040 --> 00:17:00,110
### You know what? You're lovely

226
00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:02,351
### And so what, l'm lovely

227
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:05,717
### But, oh, what you do to me

228
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:09,475
### l'm like an ocean wave
that's bumped on the shore

229
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,710
### l feel so absolutely stumped on the floor

230
00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:19,115
### When you dance
you're charming and you're gentle

231
00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:23,635
### Specially when you do the continental

232
00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:28,076
### But this feeling isn't purely mental

233
00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:32,438
### For heaven rest us
l'm not asbestos

234
00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:33,715
### And that's why

235
00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:35,916
### l won't dance
Why should l?

236
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:38,116
### l won't dance
How could l?

237
00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:41,477
### l won't dance
<i>Merci beaucoup</i>

238
00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:45,952
### l know that music
leads the way to romance

239
00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:49,829
### So if l hold you in my arms

240
00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:51,513
### l won't dance!

241
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,798
<i>(giggling)</i>

242
00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:02,552
lf my observation,
which very seldom lies...

243
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:05,792
..By the heart's still rhetoric
disclosed with eyes,...

244
00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:09,112
..Deceive me not now,
Navarre is infected.

245
00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:10,190
With what?

246
00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:13,591
With that which we lovers
entitle ''affected''.

247
00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:14,750
Your reason?

248
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:19,073
His face's own margin
did quote such amazes...

249
00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:22,551
..That all eyes saw his eyes
enchanted with gazes.

250
00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:26,713
l'll give you Aquitaine, and all that is his,...

251
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:30,714
..An you give him for my sake
but one loving kiss.

252
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:32,188
<i>(women squeal)</i>

253
00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:34,954
Come, to our pavilion. Boyet is disposed!

254
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,839
But to speak that in words
which his eye hath disclosed.

255
00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:40,833
l only have made a mouth of his eye
By adding a tongue...

256
00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:42,399
..which l know will not lie.

257
00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:46,474
Thou art an old love-monger,
and speakest skilfully.

258
00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:49,029
- Do you hear, my mad wenches?
- No.

259
00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:51,635
- What then, do you see?
- Ay,...

260
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,711
..our way to be gone.

261
00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:57,671
You are too hard for me.

262
00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:16,229
<i>(newsreader) The Princess of France</i>
<i>enjoys a taste of the outdoors tonight.</i>

263
00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:20,439
<i>All women are banned from the court,</i>
<i>and Her Royal Highness is no exception.</i>

264
00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:23,797
<i>lt means a night under canvas</i>
<i>for the ladies.</i>

265
00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:27,430
<i>The King's proclamation makes life tricky</i>
<i>for the people of Navarre.</i>

266
00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:29,033
<i>Oh-oh, trouble's afoot.</i>

267
00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:33,239
<i>Look at this motley crew. They're led by</i>
<i>the fantastical Spaniard Don Armado.</i>

268
00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:37,598
<i>His heart may be in the right place,</i>
<i>but his language is all over the place!</i>

269
00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:39,353
<i>Loyally he follows the King.</i>

270
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:43,912
<i>lt's just unfortunate that when he speaks</i>
<i>the King can't always follow Armado.</i>

271
00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:47,197
<i>Thank goodness</i>
<i>for his trusty page Moth.</i>

272
00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:49,476
<i>These two have brought</i>
<i>a criminal to book.</i>

273
00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:53,554
<i>And l'll wager if there's trouble in store,</i>
<i>that rascal Costard is involved.</i>

274
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,791
<i>He's the King's resident comedian...</i>

275
00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:59,476
<i>..and has played the vaudeville houses</i>
<i>from Broadway to Baden-Baden.</i>

276
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:03,508
<i>He's also known to play it fast and loose</i>
<i>with the ladies. Watch out, girls.</i>

277
00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:07,992
<i>Whatever's wrong, the King can rely on</i>
<i>Constable Dull, who always gets his man.</i>

278
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,310
<i>Or, in this case, something different,...</i>

279
00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:13,597
<i>..if that paper bag</i>
<i>is hiding what we think it is.</i>

280
00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:16,070
<i>ln any case,</i>
<i>it's another headache for the King.</i>

281
00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:18,151
<i>Let the trial begin.</i>

282
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:21,396
<i>(clears throat and whistles)</i>

283
00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:24,754
The matter is to me, sir,
as concerning Jaquenetta.

284
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,035
<i>(honks)</i>

285
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:29,077
The manner of it is,
l was taken with the manner.

286
00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:33,154
- ln what manner?
- ln manner and form following, sir.

287
00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:36,156
l was seen with her in the manor-house,...

288
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:40,029
..sitting with her upon the form,
and taken following her into the park,...

289
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:43,078
..which, put together,
is ''in manner and form following''.

290
00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:48,030
<i>(heavy accent)</i> From the west corner
of thy curious-knotted garden.

291
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:53,479
There did l see that low-spirited swain,
that base minnow of thy mirth...

292
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:56,393
- Me?
- That unlettered, small-knowing soul...

293
00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:58,073
- Me?
- That shallow vassal...

294
00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:00,515
- Still me?
- Which, as l remember, is Costard.

295
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:01,590
O, me!

296
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:03,990
Sorted and consorted,...

297
00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:07,630
..contrary to thy established
proclaimed edict and continent canon,...

298
00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:10,633
..with... with...

299
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:15,078
..O, with - but with this
l passion to say wherewith...

300
00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:16,958
- With a wench.
- With a child...

301
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:19,589
..of our grandmother Eve, a female,...

302
00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:22,035
..or, for thy more sweet understanding,...

303
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:23,838
<i>(screams)</i>

304
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:25,718
..a woman.

305
00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:31,912
l, as my ever-esteemed duty
pricks me on, have brought to thee,...

306
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:36,312
..to receive the meed of punishment, by
thy good grace's officer, Anthony Dull,...

307
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:40,997
..a man of good repute, carriage,
bearing and <i>estimathion.</i>

308
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:43,390
O, me. l am Dull.

309
00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:48,592
For Jaquenetta,
so is the weaker vessel called...

310
00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:51,673
..which l apprehended
with the aforesaid swain,...

311
00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:53,638
..l keep her... <i>(sighs)</i>

312
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,996
..as a vessel of thy law's fury,...

313
00:21:56,240 --> 00:22:00,074
..and shall, at the least
of thy sweet notice, bring her to trial.

314
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:06,156
Thine in all compliments of
devoted and heartburning heat of duty,...

315
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:08,518
..Don Adriano de Armado!

316
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:11,519
Sirrah, what say you to this?

317
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:14,433
Sir, l...l...l...

318
00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:15,999
<i>(laughs)</i>

319
00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:20,199
- l... Whoa! l confess the wench.
- Did you hear the proclamation?

320
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,273
l do confess much of the hearing it,
but little of the marking of it.

321
00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:25,715
A year's imprisonment
to be taken with a wench.

322
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:27,791
l was taken with none, sir;
l was taken with a damsel.

323
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:29,359
lt was proclaimed damsel.

324
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:31,909
This was no damsel neither, sir;
she was a virgin.

325
00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:34,469
lt is so varied too,
for it was proclaimed virgin.

326
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:37,314
lf it were, l deny her virginity:
l was taken with a maid.

327
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:41,519
- This maid will not serve your turn, sir.
- This maid will serve my turn, sir.

328
00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:43,952
<i>(exasperated grunt)</i>

329
00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:47,112
Sir, l will pronounce your sentence:

330
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:50,110
..you shall fast a week
with bran and water.

331
00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:52,749
l'd rather pray a month
with mutton and porridge.

332
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,958
- And Don Armado shall be your keeper.
- <i>(groans)</i>

333
00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:00,433
<i>(newsreader)</i>
<i>The situation in Europe is worsening,...</i>

334
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:03,433
<i>..with news of mobilisation of troops</i>
<i>on the French borders.</i>

335
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:07,514
<i>Reports say that the peace accord,</i>
<i>agreed between the two countries,...</i>

336
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:10,228
<i>..is in danger of collapse.</i>

337
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,192
<i>(ladies giggling)</i>

338
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:33,993
Boy,...

339
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:39,997
..what sign is it when a man
of great spirit grows melancholy?

340
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:43,437
A great sign, sir, that he will look sad.

341
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:45,511
Pretty and apt.

342
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:49,228
l have promised to study
three years with the King.

343
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:51,789
But you are a gentleman
and a gamester, sir.

344
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:53,871
l confess both.

345
00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:56,588
They are both the varnish
of a complete man.

346
00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:59,798
A most fine figure!

347
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:01,513
<i>(groans)</i>

348
00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:06,238
l will hereupon confess...

349
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:09,119
..l am in love.

350
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:13,835
And as it is base for a soldier to love,...

351
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:17,516
..so am l in love with a base wench.

352
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:23,791
Boy, l do love that country girl
that l took in the park...

353
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:26,679
..with the rational hind Costard.

354
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:29,835
<i>(screeches in pain)</i>

355
00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:32,236
Sing, boy.

356
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:36,473
My spirit grows heavy in love.

357
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:41,958
### My story is much too sad to be told

358
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:47,638
### But practically everything
leaves me totally cold

359
00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:53,238
### The only exception l know is the case

360
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:56,119
### When l'm out on a quiet spree

361
00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:59,989
### Fighting vainly the old ennui

362
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:03,312
### And l suddenly turn and see

363
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:07,314
### Your fabulous face

364
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:12,957
### l get no kick from champagne

365
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:17,159
### Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all

366
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:20,949
### So tell me, why should it be true

367
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:26,358
### That l get a kick out of you?

368
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:32,236
### l get no kick from cocaine

369
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:36,029
### l'm sure that if l took even one sniff

370
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:40,319
### That would bore me terrifically, too

371
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:41,595
<i>(sneezes)</i>

372
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:44,434
### Yet l get a kick out of you

373
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:46,671
- <i>(stubs out cigar)</i>
- <i>(screams)</i>

374
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:48,519
### l get a kick

375
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:51,228
### Every time l see you

376
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:56,116
### Standing there before me

377
00:25:56,560 --> 00:26:00,519
### l get a kick though it's clear to me

378
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:05,197
### You obviously don't adore me

379
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:10,757
### l get no kick in a plane

380
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:14,913
### Flying too high with some girl in the sky

381
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:19,756
- <i>(Moth)</i> Argh!
- ### lt's my idea of nothing to do

382
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,150
### Yet l get a kick

383
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:24,308
### l'm sure it's a kick

384
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:30,390
### l get a kick out of you

385
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:37,838
Sir,...

386
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:41,072
..the King's pleasure is
that you keep Costard safe;

387
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:45,313
..and you must suffer him
to take no delight,...

388
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:49,599
..but he must fast... three days a week.

389
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:54,519
For this damsel,
l must keep her at the lodge.

390
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:56,591
- Fare thee well.
- Psst!

391
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:08,036
- Maid.
- Man.

392
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:13,229
l will visit thee at the lodge.

393
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:16,916
- That's hereby.
- l know where it is situate.

394
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:21,675
Lord, how wise you are!

395
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:26,635
l shall tell thee wonders.

396
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:30,591
With that face?

397
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:39,997
l... love thee.

398
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:45,916
So...

399
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:48,390
..l heard you say.

400
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:49,993
<i>(moans)</i>

401
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:06,835
<i>(bear giggles)</i>

402
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:10,595
### l wake up every morning
with a smile on my face

403
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:14,469
### Everything in its place, as it should be

404
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:19,633
### l start out every morning,
just as free as the breeze

405
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:23,714
### My cares up on the shelf
because l find myself

406
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:26,235
### With no strings, no connections

407
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:28,038
### No ties to my affections

408
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:32,558
### l'm fancy-free
and free for anything fancy

409
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:34,995
### No dates that can't be broken

410
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:36,593
### No words that can't be spoken

411
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:40,355
### Especially when l am feeling romancey

412
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:43,511
### Like a robin upon a tree

413
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:45,557
### Like a sailor that goes to sea

414
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:47,199
### Like an unwritten melody

415
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:49,635
### l'm free, that's me

416
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:52,110
### Bring on the big attraction

417
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:53,839
### My decks are cleared for action

418
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:57,959
### l'm fancy-free
and free for anything fancy

419
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:26,670
### Bring on the big attraction

420
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:28,273
### My decks are cleared for action

421
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:32,957
### l'm fancy-free
and free for anything fancy

422
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:35,997
<i>(screaming)</i>

423
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:38,071
<i>(Armado)</i> Sirrah?

424
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:46,873
- Costard!
- <i>(screams)</i>

425
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:48,394
<i>(muffled screams)</i>

426
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:52,952
Bear this significant to
the country maid Jaquenetta.

427
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:04,793
There is...

428
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:06,075
Ooh!

429
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:07,958
<i>..remunerathion.</i>

430
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:10,629
<i>(coins clink)</i>

431
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:17,273
Now will l look to his <i>remunerathion.</i>

432
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:19,750
<i>''Remunerathion''!</i>

433
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,594
O, that's the Latin word
for three farthings.

434
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:28,510
My good knave Costard,
exceedingly well met.

435
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:30,716
Pray you, sir,...

436
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:33,997
<i>..(squeaks in Spanish accent)</i>
how much carnation ribbon...

437
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:36,515
..may a man buy for a <i>remunerathion?</i>

438
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:37,909
What's a <i>remuner... ?</i>

439
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:40,754
- What's a <i>remunerathion?</i>
- <i>(laughs)</i>

440
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,150
Marry, sir, halfpenny-farthing.

441
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:45,595
Why then, three-farthing-worth of silk.

442
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:48,513
Ah, l thank your worship. God be wi'you.

443
00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:50,512
Stay, slave! l must employ thee.

444
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:53,991
As thou wilt win my favour,
Do one thing for me that l shall entreat.

445
00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:55,753
- When, sir?
- This afternoon.

446
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:59,117
- l will do it, sir. Fare you well.
- Thou knowest not what it is.

447
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:02,193
l shall know, sir, when l have done it.

448
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:04,792
Why, villain, thou must know first.

449
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:06,678
l will come to you tomorrow morning.

450
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:11,835
lt must be done this afternoon.
Hark, slave, it is but this:

451
00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:15,711
<i>(softly)</i> lt is but this:

452
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:19,280
..The Princess comes to hunt
here in the park,...

453
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:22,239
..And in her train there is a gentle lady;

454
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:27,634
..When tongues speak sweetly,
then they name her name,...

455
00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:30,553
..And Rosaline they call her.

456
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:31,915
Euch!

457
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:33,479
Ask for her...

458
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:37,952
..And to her white hand see thou do
commend this sealed-up counsel. Mm?

459
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:39,838
<i>(coughs)</i>

460
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:44,873
There's thy guerdon: go!

461
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:49,628
Guerdon, O sweet guerdon!

462
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:51,711
<i>(squeaks)</i> Better than <i>remunerathion.</i>

463
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:53,757
O, elevenpence-farthing better.

464
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,036
<i>(squeaks)</i> Most sweet guerdon!

465
00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:58,555
l shall do it, sir, in print!

466
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:00,232
<i>(laughter)</i>

467
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:06,031
<i>(honking)</i>

468
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:09,837
Whoa! Ha-ha.

469
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:11,433
<i>(whoops)</i>

470
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:14,433
Pray you which is the head lady?

471
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:18,556
Thou shalt know her, fellow,
by the rest that have no heads.

472
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:21,837
<i>(chuckles)</i> Which is the greatest lady,
the highest?

473
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:26,119
- <i>(baby voice)</i> The thickest and the tallest.
- The thickest and the tallest. Oh!

474
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:28,191
Are not you the chief woman? Hm?

475
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:30,954
- You are the thickest here. <i>(snorts)</i>
- <i>(screams)</i>

476
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:34,192
- What's your will, sir? What's your will?
- Hm.

477
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:36,918
- l have a letter.
- <i>(clucking)</i>

478
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:38,798
- <i>(murmurs of surprise)</i>
- Whoa.

479
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:43,909
A letter from Monsieur Berowne
to one Lady Rosaline.

480
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:49,070
Boyet, you can carve:
Break up this capon.

481
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:51,151
l am bound to serve.

482
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:55,670
This letter is mistook;
it importeth none here.

483
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:58,150
lt is writ to Jaquenetta.

484
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:04,512
l do affect the very ground,
which is base,...

485
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:07,228
..where her shoe, which is baser,...

486
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:10,278
..guided by her foot, which is basest,
doth tread.

487
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:11,635
<i>(excited moans)</i>

488
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:16,556
''Thine in the dearest design of industry,
Don Adriano de Armado.''

489
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:19,030
- <i>(laughs)</i>
- Did you ever hear better?

490
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:22,149
Thou, fellow, a word.

491
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,118
Who gave thee this letter?

492
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:28,194
Ah! l told you: my lord... l...

493
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:31,595
To whom shouldst thou give it?

494
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:34,513
- From my lord to my lady.
- From which lord to which lady?

495
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:39,038
From my lord Berowne, a good master of
mine, to a lady of France that he called...

496
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:42,113
<i>..Rosalini?</i> Ah!

497
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:45,276
Thou hast mistaken his letter.

498
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:47,791
Come, friends, away!

499
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:52,518
Guerdon.

500
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:53,988
Ah!

501
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:56,310
<i>Remunerathion.</i>

502
00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:58,751
<i>(whoops and laughs)</i>

503
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:23,549
Thou monster lgnorance,
how deformed dost thou look!

504
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:30,236
Madam, he hath never fed of the dainties
that are bred in a book.

505
00:34:31,240 --> 00:34:34,152
He hath not eat paper, as it were;

506
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:37,039
..he hath not drunk ink.

507
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:40,559
His intellect is not replenished;

508
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:42,631
..he is only an animal,...

509
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:44,757
<i>(Nathaniel chuckles)</i>

510
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,513
<i>(clucking)</i>

511
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:52,390
..only sensible in the... duller... parts.

512
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:58,630
And such barren plants are set before us
that we thankful should be -

513
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:01,678
..Which we of taste and feeling are -

514
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:08,196
..for those parts
that do... fructify in us more than he.

515
00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:10,836
Good Master Parson,...

516
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:12,991
..be so good as to read me this letter.

517
00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:16,596
lt was given me by Costard
and sent me from Don Armado.

518
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:20,590
l beseech you read it.

519
00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:23,551
What are the contents?

520
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:26,360
What, my soul,...

521
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:28,556
..verses?

522
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:35,235
Ay, madam, and very learned.

523
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,956
Let me hear a staff,...

524
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:40,553
..a stanza, a verse.

525
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:50,358
### Some day, when l'm awfully low

526
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:53,478
### When the world is cold

527
00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:59,477
### l will feel a glow just thinking of you

528
00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:04,589
### And the way you look tonight

529
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:13,396
### Oh, but you're lovely
With your smile so warm

530
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:17,118
### And your cheek so soft

531
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:23,071
### There is nothing for me but to love you

532
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:26,995
### Just the way you look tonight

533
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:37,912
### With each word your tenderness grows

534
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:43,871
### Tearing my fear apart

535
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:49,831
### And that laugh that wrinkles your nose

536
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:55,916
### Touches my foolish heart

537
00:36:56,160 --> 00:37:01,678
### Lovely
Never, never change

538
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:04,718
### Keep that breathless charm

539
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:10,751
### Won't you please arrange it?
Cos l love you

540
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:14,675
### Just the way you look tonight

541
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:23,477
### Just the way you look

542
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:26,031
### To-

543
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:31,759
### ..night

544
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,433
<i>(applause)</i>

545
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,038
A rare talent!

546
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:48,796
This is a gift that l have - simple, simple;
a foolish extravagant spirit,...

547
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:52,555
..full of forms, figures,
shapes, objects, ideas,...

548
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:55,712
..apprehensions, motions, revolutions.

549
00:37:55,960 --> 00:38:00,397
These are begot
in the ventricle of memory,...

550
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:03,108
..nourished in the womb
of <i>pia mater</i> and...

551
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:05,590
..delivered upon
the mellowing of occasion.

552
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:09,276
But the gift is good
in those in whom it is acute,...

553
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:11,791
..and l am thankful for it.

554
00:38:13,240 --> 00:38:18,030
Madam, l praise the Lord for you,
and so may my parishioners,...

555
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:23,477
..for their daughters
are well tutored by you,...

556
00:38:23,720 --> 00:38:27,349
..and their sons profit
very greatly under you.

557
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:32,071
But, domicella...

558
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,638
..virgin,...

559
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:38,478
- ..was this directed to you?
- Ay, madam.

560
00:38:38,720 --> 00:38:40,756
l will overglance the superscript.

561
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:46,757
''To the snow-white hand
of the most beauteous Lady... Rosaline.''

562
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,468
l will look again
on the intellect of the letter,...

563
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:54,434
..for the nomination of the party
writing to the person written unto:

564
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:58,514
..''Your Ladyship's
in all desired employment, Berowne.''

565
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:06,197
Sir Nathaniel, this Berowne
is one of the votaries with the King,...

566
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:11,560
..and here he hath framed a letter
to a sequent of the stranger princess,...

567
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:15,873
..which accidentally, or by way
of progression, hath miscarried.

568
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:19,430
Trip and go, my sweet,...

569
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:24,717
..deliver this paper into the royal hand
of the King; it may concern much.

570
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:26,871
Have with thee, my girl.

571
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:31,750
Madam, you have done this
in the fear of God, very religiously.

572
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:35,798
Mm, but to return to the...

573
00:39:36,720 --> 00:39:38,551
### Verses

574
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:42,035
Did they please you, Sir Nathaniel?

575
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,111
Marvellous well.

576
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:47,951
<i>(hums melodically)</i>

577
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:57,195
l beseech your... society.

578
00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:02,355
And thank you too, for society,...

579
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:05,990
..saith the text, is the happiness of life.

580
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:14,558
By the Lord,...

581
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:18,349
..this love is as mad as...

582
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:21,558
..Ajax.

583
00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:27,559
<i>(baas)</i>

584
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:29,631
lt kills sheep,...

585
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:32,513
..it kills me -

586
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:34,591
..l a sheep.

587
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:37,153
l will not love;

588
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:40,233
..if l do, hang me! l'faith, l will not.

589
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:43,031
O, but her eye!

590
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:48,710
By this light,
but for her eye, l would not love her -

591
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:51,951
..yes, for her two eyes.

592
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:55,909
Well, l do nothing in the world but lie,
and lie in my throat.

593
00:40:56,160 --> 00:41:01,314
By heaven, l do love, and it hath taught
me to rhyme, and to be melancholy.

594
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:04,393
And here is part of my rhyme,
and here my melancholy.

595
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:09,593
Well, she hath one o'my sonnets already.

596
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:13,276
The clown bore it, the fool sent it,
and the lady hath it.

597
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:16,239
Sweet clown, sweeter fool,...

598
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:18,357
..sweetest lady!

599
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:21,831
By the world, l would not care a pin
if the other three were in.

600
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:23,718
<i>(door opens)</i>

601
00:41:36,720 --> 00:41:38,711
<i>(Berowne)</i> Whoa!

602
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:40,791
Eeeh!

603
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:43,357
- <i>(crash)</i>
- Aahh!

604
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:50,513
<i>(whoops)</i>

605
00:41:56,800 --> 00:42:02,033
### How glad the many millions
Of Anabels and Lillians would be

606
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:03,076
Mmm...

607
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:07,672
### To capture me

608
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:11,514
### But you with your persistence

609
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:14,399
### You wore down my resistance

610
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:16,278
### l fell

611
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:19,753
### And it was swell

612
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:27,111
### l'm your big and brave
and handsome Romeo

613
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:31,273
### How you won me, l shall never

614
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:32,555
### Never

615
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:35,833
### Know...

616
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:37,868
<i>(door opens)</i>

617
00:42:43,240 --> 00:42:46,232
Now, in thy likeness,
one more fool appear!

618
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:04,469
### lt's not that you're attractive

619
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:09,229
### But oooh
My heart grew active

620
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:13,192
### When you came in-

621
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:16,796
- Ah!
- ### ..to view

622
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:18,871
<i>(door opens)</i>

623
00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:48,556
### l've got a crush on you, sweetie pie

624
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:57,278
### All the day and night-time
hear me sigh

625
00:43:57,520 --> 00:44:02,196
### l never had the least notion

626
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:08,276
### That l could fall with so much emotion

627
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:11,794
### Could you coo

628
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:14,759
### Could you care

629
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:20,393
### For a country cottage we could share

630
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:24,792
### The world will pardon my mush

631
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:29,955
### Cos l've got a crush, my baby, on you

632
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:53,558
### The world will pardon my mush

633
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:59,113
### Cos l've got a crush, my baby

634
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:02,272
### My baby

635
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:08,356
### A crush, my baby, on you

636
00:45:11,240 --> 00:45:12,878
<i>(both)</i> Ugh!

637
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:15,558
Dumaine,...

638
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:19,592
..thy love is far from charity,...

639
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:24,630
..You may look pale,
but l should blush, huh?

640
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:30,318
l know,
To be o'erheard and taken napping so.

641
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:33,074
Come, sir, you blush!

642
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:34,673
As his your case is such.

643
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:37,070
You chide at him,
offending twice as much.

644
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:40,278
l have been closely shrouded
in this bush,...

645
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:44,551
..And marked you both,
and for you both did blush.

646
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:48,475
l heard your guilty rhymes,
observed your fashion,...

647
00:45:48,720 --> 00:45:53,555
..Saw sighs reek from you,
noted well your... passion.

648
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:57,914
What will Berowne say
when that he shall hear...

649
00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:02,631
..Faith so infringed
which such zeal did swear?

650
00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:06,429
How will he scorn,
how will he spend his wit!

651
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:10,389
How will he triumph, leap and laugh at it!

652
00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:14,391
For all the wealth that ever l did see,...

653
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:17,108
..l would not have him
know so much by me.

654
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:20,790
Ah, good my liege,
l pray thee pardon me.

655
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:22,833
Whoa.

656
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:24,991
Ah!

657
00:46:25,240 --> 00:46:29,791
Good heart, what grace
hast thou thus to reprove...

658
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:34,272
..These worms for loving,
that art most in love?

659
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:36,397
Are we betrayed thus to thy over-view?

660
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:38,471
Not you to me,...

661
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:42,231
..but l betrayed by you;

662
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:46,239
..l that am honest,...

663
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:50,430
..l that hold it sin...

664
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:54,309
..To break the vow l am engaged in -

665
00:46:55,840 --> 00:47:01,119
..l am betrayed by keeping company
With men like you,...

666
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:03,715
..men of inconstancy.

667
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:09,796
When shall you see me
write a thing in rhyme?

668
00:47:10,240 --> 00:47:12,435
Or groan for Joan?

669
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:18,516
When shall you hear that l
Will praise a hand, a foot, a face, an eye,...

670
00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:27,956
..A gait, a state, a brow, a breast, a waist,
A leg, a limb -

671
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:31,750
Soft! Whither away so fast?

672
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:35,428
God bless the King!

673
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:38,558
- <i>(King)</i> What present hast thou there?
- Some certain treason.

674
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:39,994
What makes treason here?

675
00:47:40,240 --> 00:47:42,834
l beseech your grace
let this letter be read.

676
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:45,674
Our person misdoubts it;
'twas treason, he said.

677
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:47,876
- Berowne,...
- <i>(giggles nervously)</i>

678
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:51,234
..read it over.

679
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:55,518
- Where hadst thou it?
- Of Costard.

680
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:58,877
- Where hadst thou it?
- Of Dun Adramadio, Dun Adramadio.

681
00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:03,113
- Don Arbnar, Carbonara... the Don.
- <i>(wails hysterically)</i>

682
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:07,714
How now, what is in you?
Why dost thou tear it?

683
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:10,838
A toy, my liege, a toy.
Your grace need not fear it.

684
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:14,629
lt did move him to passion
and therefore let's hear it.

685
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:15,869
Ah-ah!

686
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:22,918
lt is Berowne's writing...
and here is his name.

687
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:26,869
Ah, you whoreson loggerhead,
you were born to do me shame.

688
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:29,236
Guilty, my lord, guilty:

689
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:32,112
..l confess,...

690
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:33,998
- ..l confess.
- What?

691
00:48:34,240 --> 00:48:37,198
That you three fools lacked me fool
to make up the mess.

692
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:42,309
He, he and you - and you, my liege - and l
Are pick-purses in love...

693
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:43,993
..and we deserve to die.

694
00:48:44,240 --> 00:48:46,708
O, dismiss this audience
and l shall tell you more.

695
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:49,514
- Now the number is even.
- True, true, we are four.

696
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:52,953
Will these turtles be gone?

697
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:55,316
Hence, sirs, away!

698
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:58,791
Walk aside the true folk
and let the traitors stay.

699
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:05,031
<i>(squeals with delight)</i>

700
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:28,551
<i>(rhythmically)</i>
Have at you then, affection's men-at-arms.

701
00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:33,796
Consider what you first did swear unto:

702
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:38,555
..To fast, to study and to see no woman -

703
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:42,270
..Flat treason 'gainst
the kingly state of youth.

704
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:44,238
Say, can you fast?

705
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:47,995
Your stomachs are too young,
And abstinence engenders maladies.

706
00:49:48,240 --> 00:49:50,549
For when would you, my liege,
or you, or you,...

707
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:53,268
..Have found the ground
of study's excellence...

708
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:58,076
..Without the beauty of a woman's face?

709
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:02,197
From women's eyes this doctrine l derive:

710
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:06,672
..They are the ground,
the books, the academes,...

711
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:10,310
..From whence doth spring
the true Promethean fire.

712
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:12,278
O, we have made a vow to study, lords,...

713
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:14,112
..And in that vow
we have forsworn our books;

714
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:16,669
..For when would you, my liege,
or you, or you,...

715
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:19,798
..ln leaden contemplation
have found out...

716
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:22,713
..Such fiery numbers
as the prompting eyes...

717
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:25,155
..Of beauty's tutors
have enriched you with?

718
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:28,756
Other slow arts entirely keep the brain,...

719
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:33,835
..And therefore, finding barren practisers,
Scarce show a harvest of their heavy toil;

720
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:39,916
..But love, first learned in a lady's eyes,...

721
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:46,639
..Lives not alone immured in the brain
But with the motion of all elements...

722
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:49,348
..Courses as swift
as thought in every power...

723
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:51,790
..And gives to every power
a double power,...

724
00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:54,156
..Above their functions and their offices.

725
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:57,073
lt adds a precious seeing to the eye:

726
00:50:57,320 --> 00:51:01,199
..A lover's eyes will gaze an eagle blind.

727
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:04,716
A lover's ear will hear the lowest sound.

728
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:08,555
Love's feeling is more soft and sensible...

729
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:12,793
..Than are the tender horns
of cockled snails.

730
00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:16,828
Love's tongue proves dainty Bacchus
gross in taste,...

731
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:22,871
..For valour, is not Love a Hercules,
Still climbing trees in the Hesperides?

732
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:27,113
Subtle as Sphinx, as sweet and musical...

733
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:31,558
..As bright Apollo's lute,
strung with his hair.

734
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:36,157
And when Love speaks,...

735
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:40,109
..the voice of all the gods...

736
00:51:40,360 --> 00:51:44,114
..Make heaven drowsy...

737
00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:46,191
..with the harmony.

738
00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:48,308
Heaven.

739
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:51,796
l'm in heaven.

740
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:58,596
### And my heart beats
so that l can hardly speak

741
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:07,236
### And l seem to find the happiness l seek

742
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:12,590
### When we're out together

743
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:14,239
### Dancing

744
00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:16,391
### Cheek

745
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:18,198
### To cheek

746
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:22,118
<i>(all)</i> ### Heaven

747
00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:24,351
### l'm in heaven

748
00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:29,516
### And the cares that hang around me
through the week

749
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:34,629
### Seem to vanish like
a gambler's lucky streak

750
00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:39,317
### When we're out together
dancing cheek to cheek

751
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:02,032
### Dance with me

752
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:04,748
### l want my arm about you

753
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:06,991
### And the charm about you

754
00:53:07,240 --> 00:53:09,276
### Will carry me through

755
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:11,750
<i>(all)</i> ### To heaven

756
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,309
### l'm in heaven

757
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:19,111
### And my heart beats so
that l can hardly speak

758
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:23,831
### And l seem to find the happiness l seek

759
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:29,315
### When we're out together
dancing cheek to cheek

760
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:11,238
### Heaven

761
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:13,869
### l'm in heaven

762
00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:18,875
### And my heart beats so
that l can hardly speak

763
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:23,796
### And l seem to find the happiness l seek

764
00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:28,830
### When we're out together
dancing cheek to cheek

765
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:40,831
Shall we...

766
00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:43,548
..resolve to woo these girls of France?

767
00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:45,193
And win them too!

768
00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:49,479
Therefore let us devise some
entertainment for them in their tents.

769
00:54:49,720 --> 00:54:51,995
First, from the park
let us conduct them thither.

770
00:54:52,240 --> 00:54:55,232
Then homeward every man
attach the hand of his fair mistress.

771
00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:58,756
ln the afternoon we will
with some strange pastime solace them,...

772
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:01,150
..Such as the shortness
of the time can shape;

773
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:05,154
..For revels, dances, masques,
and merry hours...

774
00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:09,188
..Forerun fair Love,
strewing her way with flowers.

775
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:14,878
Away, away! No time shall be omitted
That will betime and may by us be fitted.

776
00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:17,156
Yes! Yes!

777
00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:25,829
<i>(newsreader) While Europe braces itself</i>
<i>for catastrophe, in Navarre all is quiet.</i>

778
00:55:26,080 --> 00:55:29,436
<i>Rumours abound that the King's oath</i>
<i>was broken by some of the natives.</i>

779
00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:32,069
<i>Not much evidence of study,</i>
<i>that's for sure.</i>

780
00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:35,118
<i>Hello? What's he up to?</i>

781
00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:38,636
<i>Discussing what to do</i>
<i>in the blackout perhaps.</i>

782
00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:39,995
<i>And these gifts?</i>

783
00:55:40,240 --> 00:55:43,915
<i>The Princess and her ladies have had</i>
<i>a visit from the postman. Love letters?</i>

784
00:55:44,160 --> 00:55:46,355
<i>Surely the King's men can't be involved.</i>

785
00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:50,275
<i>Rumours, too, of a gala entertainment</i>
<i>for this very evening.</i>

786
00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:53,159
<i>Was dancing included in the oath?</i>
<i>l don't think so.</i>

787
00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:55,914
<i>But if the King plans a party,</i>
<i>everyone must follow.</i>

788
00:55:56,160 --> 00:56:00,597
<i>Who better to arrange an exotic night than</i>
<i>an exotic knight? Armado's your man.</i>

789
00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:05,391
<i>With the help of Holofernia, heaving the</i>
<i>hurrahs into a heaven of hysterical fun,...</i>

790
00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:08,108
<i>..who knows what these revellers</i>
<i>will dream up?</i>

791
00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:21,677
<i>(applause, shouts of ''bravo'')</i>

792
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:25,549
Sweet hearts, we shall be rich
ere we depart.

793
00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:28,360
Look you what l have
from the loving King.

794
00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:31,558
But, Rosaline, you have a favour too:

795
00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:33,995
..Who sent it? And what is it?

796
00:56:34,240 --> 00:56:37,755
Nay, l have verses too, l thank Berowne.

797
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,309
O, he hath drawn my picture in his letter!

798
00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:42,391
Anything like?

799
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:43,868
<i>(all laugh)</i>

800
00:56:45,680 --> 00:56:48,638
But, Katherine, what was sent to you
from fair Dumaine?

801
00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:50,518
Madam, this glove.

802
00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:55,349
This... and these pearls to me
sent Longaville.

803
00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:59,272
O, we are wise girls
to mock our lovers so.

804
00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:02,034
They are worse fools
to purchase mocking so.

805
00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:05,556
Here comes Boyet,
and mirth is in his face.

806
00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:07,313
Arm, wenches, arm!

807
00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:10,199
Encounters mounted are
Against your peace.

808
00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:15,878
Love doth approach disguised,
Armed in arguments: you'll be surprised.

809
00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:19,908
Under the shade of a sycamore l thought
to close mine eyes some half an hour,...

810
00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:22,355
..When, lo,
to interrupt my purposed rest,...

811
00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:24,830
..Toward that shade
l might behold addressed...

812
00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:27,799
- ..The King and his companions.
- <i>(Katherine squeals)</i>

813
00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:30,190
Warily
l stole into a neighbour thicket by...

814
00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:32,635
..And overheard what you shall overhear:

815
00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:35,599
..That, by and by,
disguised they will be here.

816
00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:38,513
- Ooh!
- Their herald is a pretty knavish page.

817
00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:40,671
But what, but what, come they to visit us?

818
00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:43,070
They do, they do,
and are apparelled thus,...

819
00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:46,437
..Like masked delights
or revellers, as l guess.

820
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:49,797
Their purpose is to
parley, court and dance,...

821
00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:53,635
..and every one his love-suit will advance
Unto his several mistress,...

822
00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:57,031
..which they'll know
By favours several which they did bestow.

823
00:57:57,280 --> 00:57:59,430
And will they so?

824
00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:01,750
The gallants shall be tasked;

825
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,958
..For, ladies,
we will every one be masked,...

826
00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:10,320
..And not a man of them shall have the
grace, despite of suit, to see a lady's face.

827
00:58:10,560 --> 00:58:14,838
Hold, take thou this and give me thine,
So shall Berowne take me for Rosaline.

828
00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:16,752
And change you favours too;

829
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:19,116
..so shall your loves
Woo contrary,...

830
00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:20,998
..deceived by these removes.

831
00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:23,708
Come on, then,
wear the favours most in sight.

832
00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:28,590
- But in this changing what is your intent?
- The effect of my intent is to cross theirs.

833
00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:34,358
They do it but in mockery merriment,
And mock for mock is only my intent!

834
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:42,673
The tongues of mocking wenches
are as keen...

835
00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:45,388
..As is the razor's edge invisible,...

836
00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:48,433
..Cutting a smaller hair than may be seen.

837
00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:55,070
<i>(Boyet) By changing partners</i>
<i>for the masquerade...</i>

838
00:58:55,320 --> 00:59:00,189
<i>..they'll undermine</i>
<i>the gentlemen's charade.</i>

839
00:59:00,440 --> 00:59:04,718
<i>(Rosaline)</i> ### There may be trouble ahead

840
00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:10,796
### But while there's moonlight
And music and love and romance

841
00:59:11,640 --> 00:59:15,952
### Let's face the music and dance

842
00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:20,398
### Before the fiddlers have fled

843
00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:24,315
### Before they ask us to pay the bill

844
00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:28,189
### And while we still have the chance

845
00:59:29,520 --> 00:59:32,398
### Let's face the music and dance

846
00:59:33,760 --> 00:59:37,673
<i>(men)</i> ### Soon we'll be without the moon

847
00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:39,592
### Humming a different tune

848
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:42,070
### And then

849
00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:47,277
<i>(women)</i>
### There may be teardrops to shed

850
00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:53,356
### So while there's moonlight
And music and love and romance

851
00:59:54,160 --> 00:59:58,358
### Let's face the music and dance, dance

852
00:59:58,600 --> 01:00:02,229
### Let's face the music and dance

853
01:00:37,160 --> 01:00:40,755
<i>(all)</i> ### Soon we'll be without the moon

854
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:43,036
### Humming a different tune

855
01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:46,113
### And then

856
01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:50,592
### There may be teardrops to shed

857
01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:56,676
### So while there's moonlight
And music and love and romance

858
01:00:57,480 --> 01:01:01,712
### Let's face the music and dance, dance

859
01:01:01,960 --> 01:01:04,918
### Let's face the music and dance

860
01:01:08,080 --> 01:01:10,799
Are these the breed of wits
so wondered at?

861
01:01:11,040 --> 01:01:13,679
But will you hear?
The King is my love sworn.

862
01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:16,798
And quick Berowne
hath plighted faith to me.

863
01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:19,679
And Longaville was for my service born.

864
01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:22,480
Dumaine is mine as sure as bark on tree.

865
01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:26,235
Madam, and pretty mistresses, give ear:
lmmediately they will again be here...

866
01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:30,393
..ln their own shapes, for it can never be
They will digest this harsh indignity.

867
01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:32,710
- Will they return?
- O, they will, God knows.

868
01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:35,793
Avaunt, perplexity! What shall we do...

869
01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:38,634
..lf they return
in their own shapes to woo?

870
01:01:38,880 --> 01:01:41,269
Good madam, if by me you'll be advised...

871
01:01:41,520 --> 01:01:44,751
..Let's mock them still,
as well known as disguised.

872
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:47,036
Let us complain to them
what fools were here.

873
01:01:47,280 --> 01:01:49,430
Ladies, withdraw.
The gallants are at hand.

874
01:01:49,680 --> 01:01:52,148
<i>(screaming)</i>

875
01:02:01,120 --> 01:02:02,951
Fair sir, God save you.

876
01:02:07,880 --> 01:02:11,759
- Where's... Where's the Princess?
- Gone... to her tent.

877
01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:16,191
Please it your majesty
Command me any service to her thither?

878
01:02:16,440 --> 01:02:18,556
That she vouchsafe me audience
for one word.

879
01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:21,837
l will; and so will she,...

880
01:02:22,080 --> 01:02:23,911
..l know, my lord.

881
01:02:26,960 --> 01:02:28,712
<i>(giggling)</i>

882
01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:30,791
<i>(clears throat)</i>

883
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:43,515
We came to visit you and purpose now
To lead you to our court.

884
01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:44,954
Vouchsafe it then.

885
01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:49,796
Now, by my maiden honour, yet as pure
As the unsullied lily, l protest,...

886
01:02:50,040 --> 01:02:52,235
..A world of torments
though l should endure,...

887
01:02:52,480 --> 01:02:54,675
..l would not yield
to be your house's guest,...

888
01:02:54,920 --> 01:02:59,948
..So much l hate a breaking cause to be
Of heavenly oaths, vowed with integrity.

889
01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:02,878
O,...

890
01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:08,956
..you have lived in desolation here,
Unseen, unvisited, much to our shame.

891
01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:12,677
Not so, my lord. lt is not so, l swear.

892
01:03:13,440 --> 01:03:16,352
We have had pastimes here
and pleasant game.

893
01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:19,795
How, madam?

894
01:03:20,040 --> 01:03:21,234
ln truth, my lord.

895
01:03:21,480 --> 01:03:25,598
Trim gallants,
full of courtship and of state.

896
01:03:25,840 --> 01:03:27,910
Madam, speak true!

897
01:03:28,160 --> 01:03:31,118
Here they stayed an hour
And talked apace;

898
01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:34,318
..and in that hour they did not bless us
with one happy word.

899
01:03:35,360 --> 01:03:37,237
<i>(giggling)</i>

900
01:03:38,280 --> 01:03:39,952
Which of the visors was it that you wore?

901
01:03:40,200 --> 01:03:41,235
- Where?
- What visors?

902
01:03:41,480 --> 01:03:43,391
- Why demand you this?
- That visor:

903
01:03:43,640 --> 01:03:47,155
..that superfluous case that hid the worse
and showed the better face.

904
01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:52,514
We were descried.
They'll mock us now downright.

905
01:03:52,760 --> 01:03:54,398
Let us confess and turn it to a jest.

906
01:03:54,640 --> 01:03:58,269
Amazed, my lord?
Why looks your highness sad?

907
01:03:59,080 --> 01:04:00,274
Why look you pale?

908
01:04:01,440 --> 01:04:03,271
l see the trick.

909
01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:06,478
Here was a consent,
Knowing aforehand of our merriment,...

910
01:04:06,720 --> 01:04:09,792
- ..To dash it like a Christmas comedy.
- <i>(giggling)</i>

911
01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:14,591
Some carry-tale, some please-man,
some slight zany,...

912
01:04:15,680 --> 01:04:19,036
..Some mumble-news,
some trencher-knight, some Dick...

913
01:04:21,320 --> 01:04:23,993
..That smiles his cheek in years
and knows the trick...

914
01:04:24,240 --> 01:04:26,879
..To make my lady laugh
when she's disposed,...

915
01:04:27,800 --> 01:04:31,031
..Told our intents before; which, once
disclosed, the ladies did change favours...

916
01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:37,312
..and then we, following the signs,
wooed but the sign of she.

917
01:04:38,200 --> 01:04:39,918
Oh!

918
01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:43,639
<i>(MC) Ladies and gentlemen,</i>
<i>in honour of Her Highness...</i>

919
01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:48,032
<i>..Costard and the people of Navarre will</i>
<i>give a special performance in one minute.</i>

920
01:04:48,280 --> 01:04:49,713
Berowne, they will shame us.

921
01:04:49,960 --> 01:04:53,748
- Let them not approach.
- We are shame-proof, my lord;

922
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:58,073
..and 'tis some policy to have one show
worse than the King's and his company.

923
01:05:14,920 --> 01:05:18,469
<i>(newsreader) lt's not the first time</i>
<i>the ladies have turned the tables.</i>

924
01:05:18,720 --> 01:05:22,235
<i>But their cunning plan to change masks,</i>
<i>change partners and dance...</i>

925
01:05:22,480 --> 01:05:25,358
<i>..made those red-faced boys</i>
<i>really face the music.</i>

926
01:05:25,600 --> 01:05:27,830
<i>But all is forgiven as oaths are forgotten.</i>

927
01:05:28,080 --> 01:05:29,991
<i>And it's show time!</i>

928
01:05:30,240 --> 01:05:34,791
<i>''The Pageant Of The Nine Worthies''</i>
<i>is given a rousing treatment by Navarre.</i>

929
01:05:35,040 --> 01:05:38,749
<i>lt's high jinks all round.</i>
<i>Whoops! Careful, sir. Hm, bet that hurt.</i>

930
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:43,551
<i>Masks and faces make this crowd forget</i>
<i>the grim events of the outside world.</i>

931
01:05:43,800 --> 01:05:45,870
<i>Hey, look out, Johnny.</i>

932
01:05:46,120 --> 01:05:47,599
<i>No more study for these men.</i>

933
01:05:47,840 --> 01:05:51,071
<i>They're in the love business,</i>
<i>and there's no business like it.</i>

934
01:05:51,320 --> 01:05:53,151
<i>But perhaps some might disagree.</i>

935
01:05:53,400 --> 01:05:55,038
<i>(applause)</i>

936
01:06:01,960 --> 01:06:04,872
### The butcher, the baker,
the grocer, the clerk

937
01:06:05,120 --> 01:06:08,032
### Are secretly unhappy men because

938
01:06:08,280 --> 01:06:11,670
### The butcher, the baker,
the grocer, the clerk

939
01:06:11,920 --> 01:06:15,959
### Get paid for what they do,
but no applause

940
01:06:16,680 --> 01:06:22,516
### They'd gladly bid
their dreary jobs goodbye

941
01:06:23,720 --> 01:06:26,951
### For anything theatrical

942
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:30,639
### And why?

943
01:06:32,120 --> 01:06:34,998
### There's no business

944
01:06:36,160 --> 01:06:38,799
### Like show business

945
01:06:39,960 --> 01:06:45,796
### Like no business l know

946
01:06:46,720 --> 01:06:51,510
### Everything about it is appealing

947
01:06:52,560 --> 01:06:57,714
### Everything the traffic will allow

948
01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:04,476
### Nowhere could you get
that happy feeling

949
01:07:04,960 --> 01:07:08,873
### When you are stealing

950
01:07:09,120 --> 01:07:12,954
### That extra bow

951
01:07:14,160 --> 01:07:17,118
### There's no people like show people

952
01:07:17,360 --> 01:07:20,830
### They smile when they are low

953
01:07:21,080 --> 01:07:23,958
### Even with a turkey
that you know will fold

954
01:07:24,200 --> 01:07:27,397
### You may be stranded out in the cold

955
01:07:27,640 --> 01:07:30,518
### Still you wouldn't change it
for a sack of gold

956
01:07:30,760 --> 01:07:33,593
### Let's go on with the show

957
01:07:33,840 --> 01:07:37,276
### Let's go on with the show!

958
01:07:37,520 --> 01:07:40,193
<i>(rhythmically)</i>
### There's no business like show business

959
01:07:40,440 --> 01:07:42,908
### Like no business l know

960
01:07:44,120 --> 01:07:46,475
### Everything about it is appealing

961
01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:49,670
### Everything the traffic will allow

962
01:07:50,560 --> 01:07:53,233
### Nowhere could you get
that happy feeling

963
01:07:53,480 --> 01:07:56,040
### When you are stealing that extra bow

964
01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:59,833
### There's no people like show people

965
01:08:00,080 --> 01:08:02,719
### They smile when they are low

966
01:08:03,800 --> 01:08:06,758
### Even with a turkey
that you know will fold

967
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:10,151
### You may be stranded out in the cold

968
01:08:10,400 --> 01:08:13,073
### Still you wouldn't change it
for a sack of gold

969
01:08:13,320 --> 01:08:15,550
### Let's go on with the show

970
01:08:16,480 --> 01:08:19,836
### There's no business like show business

971
01:08:20,080 --> 01:08:23,152
### lf you tell me it's so

972
01:08:23,400 --> 01:08:25,868
### You get word
before the show has started

973
01:08:26,880 --> 01:08:28,996
### That your favourite uncle died at dawn

974
01:08:30,240 --> 01:08:32,913
### Top of that, your ma and pa have parted

975
01:08:33,160 --> 01:08:36,675
No! Mama, papa! Mama, papa!

976
01:08:36,920 --> 01:08:40,230
### You're broken-hearted

977
01:08:40,480 --> 01:08:45,429
### But you go on

978
01:08:45,680 --> 01:08:48,433
### There's no people like show people

979
01:08:48,680 --> 01:08:52,150
### They smile when they are low

980
01:08:52,400 --> 01:08:55,358
### Yesterday they told you
you would not go far

981
01:08:55,600 --> 01:08:58,751
### That night you open and there you are

982
01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:01,719
### Next day on your dressing room
they've hung a star

983
01:09:01,960 --> 01:09:05,032
### Let's go on with the show

984
01:09:05,280 --> 01:09:07,077
### Let's go

985
01:09:07,320 --> 01:09:08,799
### On with the

986
01:09:09,040 --> 01:09:14,876
### Show!

987
01:09:15,720 --> 01:09:17,358
<i>(rapturous applause)</i>

988
01:09:35,760 --> 01:09:38,433
God save you, madam.

989
01:09:38,680 --> 01:09:41,353
Welcome, Mercade,...

990
01:09:41,600 --> 01:09:43,830
..But that thou interrupt'st our merriment.

991
01:09:44,080 --> 01:09:49,916
l am sorry, madam, for the news l bring
ls heavy in my tongue.

992
01:09:51,960 --> 01:09:53,791
The King,...

993
01:09:54,480 --> 01:09:55,879
..your father -

994
01:09:57,600 --> 01:09:59,511
Dead,...

995
01:10:01,240 --> 01:10:02,878
..for my life!

996
01:10:03,680 --> 01:10:05,511
Even so;

997
01:10:06,920 --> 01:10:08,751
..my tale is told.

998
01:10:17,760 --> 01:10:19,591
Worthies, away.

999
01:10:20,840 --> 01:10:23,070
The scene begins to cloud.

1000
01:10:25,960 --> 01:10:27,871
How fares your majesty?

1001
01:10:29,200 --> 01:10:31,316
Boyet, prepare. l will away tonight.

1002
01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:35,269
- Madam, not so. l do beseech you, stay.
- Prepare, l say.

1003
01:10:35,520 --> 01:10:39,149
l thank you, gracious lords,
For all your fair endeavours, and entreat,..

1004
01:10:39,400 --> 01:10:41,630
..Out of a new-sad soul,
that you vouchsafe...

1005
01:10:41,880 --> 01:10:46,431
..ln your rich wisdom to excuse or hide
The liberal opposition of our spirits,...

1006
01:10:46,680 --> 01:10:50,070
..lf over-boldly we have borne ourselves
ln the converse of breath.

1007
01:10:50,320 --> 01:10:52,629
Your gentleness
Was guilty of it.

1008
01:10:52,880 --> 01:10:56,714
Farewell, worthy lord!
A heavy heart bears not a nimble tongue.

1009
01:10:56,960 --> 01:11:00,919
Excuse me so, coming too short of thanks
For your great suit so easily obtained.

1010
01:11:01,160 --> 01:11:03,913
The extreme parts of time
extremely forms...

1011
01:11:04,160 --> 01:11:07,948
..All causes to the purpose of his speed
And often at his very loose decides...

1012
01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:10,998
..That which long process
could not arbitrate.

1013
01:11:11,240 --> 01:11:14,949
Though the mourning brow of progeny
Forbid the smiling courtesy of love...

1014
01:11:15,200 --> 01:11:17,555
..The holy suit
which fain it would convince,...

1015
01:11:17,800 --> 01:11:21,952
..yet, since love's argument
was first on foot,...

1016
01:11:22,200 --> 01:11:25,590
..Let not the cloud of sorrow jostle it
From what it purposed.

1017
01:11:25,840 --> 01:11:29,469
l understand you not.
My griefs are double.

1018
01:11:29,720 --> 01:11:32,553
Honest plain words
best pierce the ear of grief;

1019
01:11:32,800 --> 01:11:34,836
..And by these badges
understand the King.

1020
01:11:35,080 --> 01:11:37,913
For your fair sakes
have we neglected time,...

1021
01:11:38,160 --> 01:11:40,913
..Played foul play with our oaths.

1022
01:11:41,160 --> 01:11:43,674
Your beauty, ladies,
Hath much deformed us,...

1023
01:11:43,920 --> 01:11:47,037
..fashioning our humours
Even to the opposed end of our intents;

1024
01:11:47,280 --> 01:11:51,671
..And what in us hath seemed ridiculous.

1025
01:11:51,920 --> 01:11:56,755
Those heavenly eyes that look into
those faults, suggested us to make them.

1026
01:11:57,000 --> 01:12:00,276
Therefore, ladies,
Our love being yours,...

1027
01:12:00,520 --> 01:12:03,478
..the error that love makes
ls likewise yours.

1028
01:12:03,720 --> 01:12:09,317
We have received your letters full of love,
Your favours, the ambassadors of love,...

1029
01:12:09,560 --> 01:12:13,599
..And in our maiden counsel rated them
At courtship, pleasant jest and courtesy,...

1030
01:12:13,840 --> 01:12:15,558
..As bombast and as lining to the time.

1031
01:12:16,880 --> 01:12:20,429
But more devout than this in our respects
Have we not been;

1032
01:12:20,680 --> 01:12:26,312
..and therefore met your loves
ln their own fashion, like a merriment.

1033
01:12:26,560 --> 01:12:30,030
- Our letters showed much more than jest.
- So did our looks.

1034
01:12:30,280 --> 01:12:32,316
We did not quote them so.

1035
01:12:36,520 --> 01:12:40,798
Now, at the latest minute of the hour,
Grant us your loves.

1036
01:12:41,040 --> 01:12:46,876
A time, methinks, too short
To make a world-without-end bargain in.

1037
01:12:49,680 --> 01:12:52,194
No, no, my lord,...

1038
01:12:53,440 --> 01:12:55,670
..your grace is perjured much,...

1039
01:12:56,760 --> 01:12:58,716
..Full of dear guiltiness;

1040
01:12:59,800 --> 01:13:01,995
..and therefore this:

1041
01:13:02,240 --> 01:13:06,836
..lf for my love, as there is no such cause,
You will do aught,...

1042
01:13:07,080 --> 01:13:08,752
..this shall you do for me:

1043
01:13:09,760 --> 01:13:13,833
..Your oath l will not trust,
but go with speed...

1044
01:13:14,080 --> 01:13:16,355
..To some forlorn and naked hermitage.

1045
01:13:16,600 --> 01:13:21,310
There stay until the twelve celestial signs
Have brought about the annual reckoning.

1046
01:13:21,560 --> 01:13:27,396
lf this austere insociable life change not
your offer made in heat of blood;

1047
01:13:28,920 --> 01:13:34,074
..Then, at the expiration of the year,
Come challenge me,...

1048
01:13:35,480 --> 01:13:38,631
..challenge me by these deserts,...

1049
01:13:38,880 --> 01:13:43,112
..And, by this virgin palm
now kissing thine, l will be thine.

1050
01:13:45,200 --> 01:13:48,636
And, till that instance, shut
My woeful self up in a mourning house,...

1051
01:13:48,880 --> 01:13:53,237
..Raining the tears of lamentation
for the remembrance of my father's death.

1052
01:13:55,680 --> 01:13:57,113
Hence, hermit then -

1053
01:14:00,560 --> 01:14:04,348
..my heart... is in thy breast.

1054
01:14:25,080 --> 01:14:27,071
What says Maria?

1055
01:14:27,320 --> 01:14:29,550
At the twelvemonth's end...

1056
01:14:31,680 --> 01:14:35,070
..l'll change my black gown
for a faithful friend.

1057
01:14:35,320 --> 01:14:37,788
l'll stay with patience,...

1058
01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:40,070
..but the time is long.

1059
01:14:41,280 --> 01:14:47,116
A twelvemonth and a day l'll mark
no words that smooth-faced wooers say.

1060
01:14:49,080 --> 01:14:51,435
Come when the King doth
to my lady come;

1061
01:14:53,600 --> 01:14:55,670
..Then, if l have much love,...

1062
01:14:56,960 --> 01:14:58,996
..l'll give you some.

1063
01:14:59,960 --> 01:15:03,111
l'll serve thee true and faithfully till then.

1064
01:15:03,360 --> 01:15:05,669
Yet swear not,...

1065
01:15:05,920 --> 01:15:08,559
..lest ye be forsworn again.

1066
01:15:08,800 --> 01:15:10,756
<i>(laughs)</i>

1067
01:15:12,640 --> 01:15:14,676
Mistress, look on me.

1068
01:15:16,560 --> 01:15:20,872
Behold the window of my heart,
mine eye,...

1069
01:15:23,960 --> 01:15:26,997
..What humble suit
attends thy answer there.

1070
01:15:28,480 --> 01:15:30,789
lmpose some service on me for thy love.

1071
01:15:32,080 --> 01:15:36,119
Oft have l heard of you, my lord Berowne,
Before l saw you,...

1072
01:15:37,920 --> 01:15:39,956
..and the world's large tongue...

1073
01:15:40,200 --> 01:15:43,476
..Proclaims you for a man
replete with mocks,...

1074
01:15:43,720 --> 01:15:46,837
..Full of comparisons
and wounding flouts,...

1075
01:15:47,080 --> 01:15:52,234
..Which you on all estates will execute
That lie within the mercy of your wit.

1076
01:15:52,480 --> 01:15:57,429
To weed this wormwood
from your fruitful brain...

1077
01:15:57,680 --> 01:15:59,910
..And therewithal to win me,...

1078
01:16:01,080 --> 01:16:02,513
..if you please -

1079
01:16:04,880 --> 01:16:07,553
..Without the which l am not to be won -

1080
01:16:07,800 --> 01:16:10,951
..You shall this twelvemonth term
from day to day...

1081
01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:15,637
..Visit the speechless sick and
still converse with groaning wretches;

1082
01:16:15,880 --> 01:16:21,113
..and your task shall be
With all the fierce endeavour of your wit...

1083
01:16:22,480 --> 01:16:26,758
..To enforce the pained impotent to smile.

1084
01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:32,074
To move wild laughter in the throat
of death? lt cannot be, it is impossible.

1085
01:16:32,320 --> 01:16:34,072
Mirth cannot move a soul in agony.

1086
01:16:34,320 --> 01:16:36,993
Why, that's the way
to choke a gibing spirit,...

1087
01:16:37,240 --> 01:16:39,708
..Whose influence is begot
of that loose grace...

1088
01:16:39,920 --> 01:16:43,390
..Which shallow laughing hearers
give to fools.

1089
01:16:43,640 --> 01:16:48,873
A jest's prosperity lies in the ear
Of him that hears it,...

1090
01:16:49,120 --> 01:16:52,351
..never in the tongue
Of him that makes it.

1091
01:16:52,600 --> 01:16:54,238
Then, if sickly ears,...

1092
01:16:54,480 --> 01:16:57,199
..Deafed with the clamour
of their own dear groans,...

1093
01:16:57,440 --> 01:17:01,752
..Will hear your idle scorns,
continue then,...

1094
01:17:02,000 --> 01:17:05,629
..And l will have you and that fault withal;

1095
01:17:06,760 --> 01:17:10,992
..But if they will not,
throw away that spirit,...

1096
01:17:11,240 --> 01:17:14,630
..And l shall find you empty of that fault,...

1097
01:17:15,520 --> 01:17:17,715
..Right joyful of your reformation.

1098
01:17:18,600 --> 01:17:20,431
A twelvemonth?

1099
01:17:22,840 --> 01:17:24,478
Well,...

1100
01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:28,830
..befall what will befall,...

1101
01:17:30,360 --> 01:17:33,397
..l'll jest a twelvemonth...

1102
01:17:33,640 --> 01:17:35,870
..in an hospital.

1103
01:18:05,240 --> 01:18:07,435
Ay, sweet my lord, and so l take my leave.

1104
01:18:07,680 --> 01:18:10,558
No, madam,
we will bring you on your way.

1105
01:18:10,800 --> 01:18:15,112
Our wooing doth not end like an old play:
Jack hath not Jill.

1106
01:18:15,360 --> 01:18:18,875
Come, sir,
it wants a twelvemonth and a day,...

1107
01:18:19,120 --> 01:18:20,951
..And then 'twill end.

1108
01:18:21,840 --> 01:18:23,910
That's too long for a play.

1109
01:18:25,960 --> 01:18:27,791
Sir.

1110
01:18:47,560 --> 01:18:53,396
### Our romance
won't end on a sorrowful note

1111
01:18:54,680 --> 01:18:58,036
### Though by tomorrow you're gone

1112
01:18:59,640 --> 01:19:05,476
### The song is ended,
but as the songwriter wrote

1113
01:19:07,360 --> 01:19:10,796
### The melody lingers on

1114
01:19:12,560 --> 01:19:16,348
### They may take you from me

1115
01:19:17,080 --> 01:19:21,198
### l'll miss your fond caress

1116
01:19:22,320 --> 01:19:25,790
### But though they take you from me

1117
01:19:26,040 --> 01:19:29,589
### l'll still possess

1118
01:19:30,880 --> 01:19:33,440
### The way you wear your hat

1119
01:19:35,920 --> 01:19:40,038
### The way you sip your tea

1120
01:19:40,960 --> 01:19:45,909
### The memory of all that

1121
01:19:46,160 --> 01:19:51,029
### No, no, they can't take that
away from me

1122
01:19:51,280 --> 01:19:56,070
### The way your smile just beams

1123
01:19:56,320 --> 01:20:00,950
### The way you sing off key

1124
01:20:01,200 --> 01:20:05,398
### The way you haunt my dreams

1125
01:20:06,400 --> 01:20:11,633
### No, no, they can't take that
away from me

1126
01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:18,120
### We may never, never meet again

1127
01:20:18,360 --> 01:20:22,558
### On the bumpy road to love

1128
01:20:23,120 --> 01:20:28,956
### Still l'll always, always
keep the memory of

1129
01:20:31,840 --> 01:20:35,071
### The way you hold your knife

1130
01:20:36,760 --> 01:20:40,799
### The way we danced till three

1131
01:20:41,920 --> 01:20:46,835
### The way you changed my life

1132
01:20:47,080 --> 01:20:52,313
### No, no, they can't take that
away from me

1133
01:20:52,560 --> 01:20:58,396
### No, they can't take that away from me

1134
01:21:44,600 --> 01:21:49,628
### We may never, never meet again

1135
01:21:49,840 --> 01:21:54,118
### On the bumpy road to love

1136
01:21:54,360 --> 01:22:00,196
### Still l'll always, always
keep the memory of

1137
01:22:03,080 --> 01:22:06,311
### The way you hold your knife

1138
01:22:08,160 --> 01:22:11,755
### The way we danced till three

1139
01:22:13,240 --> 01:22:17,028
### The way you've changed my life

1140
01:22:18,440 --> 01:22:23,230
### No, no, they can't take that
away from me

1141
01:22:23,480 --> 01:22:29,316
### No, they can't take that away

1142
01:22:30,320 --> 01:22:35,155
### They can't take that away

1143
01:22:35,400 --> 01:22:38,631
### They can't take that away

1144
01:22:38,880 --> 01:22:44,716
### No, they can't take that away

1145
01:22:45,200 --> 01:22:47,873
### From

1146
01:22:48,120 --> 01:22:53,956
### Me

1147
01:25:19,200 --> 01:25:22,192
<i>(Berowne) And when Love speaks,...</i>

1148
01:25:22,440 --> 01:25:27,275
<i>..the voice of all the gods</i>
<i>Make heaven drowsy with the harmony.</i>

1149
01:25:28,320 --> 01:25:32,632
<i>From women's eyes this doctrine l derive:</i>

1150
01:25:32,880 --> 01:25:36,589
<i>.. They are the books,</i>
<i>the arts, the academes,...</i>

1151
01:25:38,040 --> 01:25:43,194
<i>.. That show, contain</i>
<i>and nourish all the world.</i>

1152
01:26:57,560 --> 01:26:59,118
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