KISS ME BABY
Koi wa aserazu
Don't be impatient with love
Isoija dame da ne
Rushing it is no good, okay?
Kamisama oshiete yo
God, please let me know
MOU SOU DOU muchuu de mo
No matter how caught up I am in my fantasies
Kimi ga warai to
When you smile
Haato ga dokitto ne
My heart skips a beat
Shichau no naze kashira
I wonder why it does that?
Himitsu no tokimeki tomaranai
The secret throbbing of my heart just won't stop
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You still don't know anything
Honto no watashi no koto
About the real me
Kimi wa mada nani mo shiranai
One by one, they accumulate
Hitotsu hitotsu fuete yuku
These firsts that belong only to the two of us
Futari dake no hajimete wo
It's because you join them all and hold me tight
Zenbu tsunaide dakishimeru kara
That I love you
Kimi ga suki
BABY BABY
Don't be impatient with love
Koi wa aserazu
Rushing is no good, okay?
Isoija dame da ne
God, please let me know
Kamisama oshiete yo
No matter how caught up I am in my fantasies
MOU SOU DOU muchuu de mo
When you smile
Kimi ga warai to
My heart skips a beat
Haato ga dokitto ne
I wonder why it does that?
Shichau no naze kashira
This secret throbbing of my heart just won't stop
Himitsu no tokimeki tomaranai
UTW Staff Translator/Editor/QC: Raze Timer: Kusion Typesetting: Bob64
I'm the Sex God!
Today's December 18th.
It's almost Christmas Eve.
This'll be the day I get Kosuda!
My battle underwear will be these thongs.
And these are obviously Demon Seal condoms!
I've also read up on poses that will seduce any man!
She's got a super fast pitch, but as usual has no control at all.
Chika!
What about this?
Your present is me!
Yet another completely wild pitch.
An Exciting Christmas Eve What's the taste of the first kiss?
Sis!
I'm home.
Welcome home.
She brought a guy home.
Hello.
And what's more, he's really hot.
Welcome.
I can't believe I'm seducing my sister's guy!
Is your sister okay?
She's the type to quickly retreat into her own little world.
The guy she brought home this time's pretty hot.
The one before was also hot.
And the one before...
How come Chika's more popular than me?
I'm prettier and taller than she is.
Our boobs, too!
Mine are slightly bigger!
Slightly bigger
Your sister's really pretty.
Uh, Chika-chan?
I know, right? I'm so proud of her!
The one I love the most is Chika-chan, though!
Hehe.
See ya!
Later, Chika-chan.
You're really popular with the guys.
You have no intention of sticking with just one?
I guess. I want to.
Maybe I just don't understand what true love is.
It must be because I'm still a kid.
All these likeable guys keep pampering me,
keep telling me they love me or that I'm cute,
and they keep offering me branded gifts to satisfy me, don't they?
You're a real brat, yeah.
Sign: Takizawa High School
Three days until Christmas Eve.
Oh no! I've gotta get a boyfriend before Christmas...
Won't happen.
Come watch DVDs at my place.
Don't wanna! It makes me feel like I'm a loser!
But you've always been one.
I'm jealous that they'll have nothing to do.
As for us, we're gonna be so busy!
Like shaving off our pubic hair.
What are you saying?!
It's written in the law that Christmas Eve is the day when couples drink champagne and have sex!
It's not.
But you'll have sex, right?
... Yes.
So, did you and Kosuda plan for a date yet?
He hasn't asked yet.
What?
I guess.
I can ask her for a date on Christmas Eve, right?
Yamada...
I can, right?
Yamada's also waiting for someone to ask her out...
Yamada, you free on Christmas? Let's go on a date!
No, go with me!
With me!
With me, right?
No, with me!
I don't even have a chance to talk to her.
Library
We're finally alone together.
Hurry up and ask for it!
Yama-!
Actually, wait.
What do you actually do on a date?
And this is a Christmas date!
What about the present?
The dinner?
Do I treat her?
He doesn't have much experience either.
Geez, what's taking you so long?!
I guess I'll have to get things started.
Hey, it's almost Christmas Eve.
On that day, all the hotels will shake like there's a huge earthquake!
Huh?
No!
Don't!
Magnitude 7
Ugh, he totally didn't get it!
Yamada!
Are you free on Christmas Eve?!
Since you said that much, I'll go with you.
Don't take me to boring places!
Hooray!
I wonder where Kosuda'll take me?
It is going to be my first time having sex, after all!
We'll have a Christmas-exclusive dinner,
and the hotel room will obviously be a suite.
Whoa, it's expensive.
I should've gotten a part-time job.
Sis is such a nice person.
Christmas Eve ♥
Only two days left!
Takeshita!
U-Uh, I'm seeing Yamada on Christmas Eve,
but I'm not sure what present I should give her...
It's the feeling that counts.
I guess.
But I'd still like some advice.
I'm also not quite sure where we should go...
Well...
Sign: Actual thoughts
I think she'd be happiest if you brought her to the hotel...
But I can't bring myself to say it.
Alright.
Shinjuku
Recommended Spots!
This present should be good.
Now, I gotta-
Takashi!
Whoa, what's that?
Are you going on a date?!
Don't tell me you're going with Yamada-chan!
Wow, good going.
I'll come up with a date plan for you.
Sis, have you gone on a date before?
First, you'll go to Kourakuen Hall to see some pro-wrestling...
Hey, have you ever gone on a date before?
Then, you'll go have some Yakiniku to boost your stamina...
TL Note: "Yakiniku" is delicious grilled meat. It's believed in Japan that eating it increases one's sexual stamina.
I'm asking if you've ever gone on a date before!
And then, the confession!
"My opponent in the competition will be you!"
You're just having fun with all this, aren't you?!
Just kidding, just kidding.
And now we've come to the holy (sexual) night.
Sign: Holy Night
Christmas Eve ♥
Sign: Holy Night
Sexual
Sign: Holy Night
Sexual
Alright.
Preparations are complete!
Sis, you'll be late if you don't hurry up and get changed.
Here, wear this.
And this.
Christmas Date Sure Success Plan
Kazuki
Watch pro-wresting
at the Kourakuen hall.
Have some Yakiniku to boost
your stamina
1. Pick a spot with a good atmosphere.
2. Make sure you arrive before her.
3. Take her out for dinner. Somewhere nice.
Maybe Italian?
4. Once you've gotten her in a
good mood, go underneath the
Christmas Tree and
Show her what
you've got!
5. Ah, as for giving her the present, it's all about timing...
Sis's writing is really hard to read.
Sorry to keep you waiting!
Amazing... she's turning the heads of all the guys around us.
And as for me, I'm just...
Well, Kosuda?
Be thankful that you met me that day at the bookstore!
Up until now, I've always screwed up and failed right at the critical moment...
But tonight, you're not going anywhere!
Alright, here we go!
Wait!
Y-Yamada!
All you do is screw up.
I got the wrong person!
It's all Kosuda's fault for being so inactive!
There's no helping it.
I'll have to use that.
The ultimate secret skill I've honed with repeated training!
There is no man who won't fall when struck by this trick!
... I think.
Skill: Yamada Eye!
Oops, dropped my fork...
Oops.
You need more training!
Geez, your timing's terrible!
Yamada's mad.
She doesn't like your date plan at all, Sis!
What's next...
What?!
A kiss?!
That's impossible!
This is totally not the right atmosphere to kiss!
Hurry up and try to kiss me or something!
Ah, that's right!
I should at least...
Y-Yamada!
What?!
Umm, here...
T-Thanks.
Can I open it?
Y-Yeah.
Earrings...
Yamada!
Does she not like them?
He gave me earrings for my present.
In other words...
I want to penetrate you!
... is the message he's giving me, right?!
Not bad at all!
I've changed my view of you, Kosuda!
We're going, Kosu!
Going? Where to, Yamada?
Let's go!
This place is...
The love hotel street?!
This is bad...
Or, did she intentionally take me here?
Yamada Eye: Search Mode.
I have no idea what Yamada's thinking!
Nah, it's actually extremely simple.
What would be a convenient hotel...
Ah, this place looks pretty!
The feeling of them walking out after having just had sex is so embarrassing!
What?
Are you cold?
I want you to warm me up.
Where shall we do it?
How about there?
Today...
Shall we go?
No regrets?
We've walked past all the hotels.
I should be able to kiss here.
I can, right?
No, I've gotta do it here!
I-
We gotta turn back.
Yamada!
Yamada.
I love...
Love...
Wait, do I really love Yamada?
She's a beauty, so I never thought about it too deeply...
But there's things about her that I don't understand.
Is it really okay if I just kiss her like this?
Kosuda.
What should I do? Kosuda's the one who took the initiative...
I'm so happy!
But, I'm somehow scared.
I want to run away.
No.
I'll do it!
Then tomorrow I'll have red bean rice to celebrate!
Ouch! Ouch!
Massive failure...
Ah, B Gata H Kei
We actually managed to kiss.
And what's more, in my rush we suddenly went from our first kiss to frenching?!
I kissed... Yamada.
I don't care about the little things anymore!
Yamada, I'm following you until the day I die!
Yamada, Yamada!
Finally, Kosuda too!
Well done, Yamada!
Keep this up and you'll be having sex soon enough!
Huh?
Yamada?
Where did you go?
Hey!
Yamada!
What should I do?
So much has just happened, I don't know anything anymore.
I can't even imagine what'll come next!
What this?
Yamada's actually saying something a normal girl would say.
Even I don't know what'll happen next!
Hurry up and give me the next part!
I've always thought that kissing was really easy to do...
What should I do?
So much has just happened, I can't think of anything anymore!
Hang in there!
This is a critical moment, Yamada!
My chest is so tight...
It's no good...
I can't face Kosuda!
Yamada!
I can't go home like this! Let's go to the lover's park!
I don't care about Sis's date plan anymore.
I'll follow Yamada no matter where she goes!
What does she want to do now?
Yamada.
Yamada!
I'll follow you, no matter where!
Huh?
Well, actually... I can't exactly follow her there...
Sorry, Daisuke.
It's from Yamada-san?
Yeah.
Hello?
What is it?
Wow, good job!
Yeah, I managed to go as far as kissing.
But, I have absolutely no idea what I should do next-
There's no need to force yourself to do anything.
What's important is how the both of you feel.
Anyway, congratulations!
Kosuda must be so happy, too!
Well...
His first kissing partner is such a beauty.
Isn't this an honor he never deserved?
You're suddenly like this again.
My first kiss, huh?
But when I calm down and think about it, kissing is something that everyone does.
No, what everyone's doing must be even more amazing.
You too, right, Takeshita?
Tonight, you're gonna do that and that with Matsuo-san-
M-Miharu-chan?
That's right!
I have the grand ambition of making 100 sex friends!
There is no time for me to stop moving at this stage!
Ooh, the usual Yamada's back!
Kosuda, we're going!
Y-Yamada?
Where to, this time?
A park?
What's this?
The air's thick with excitement?
Ahh, no, ahn!
What's with this place?!
This is the city's famous ero-park for lovers!
It's just like the rumors.
An atmosphere so full of excitement it blows away even the midwinter cold!
Good job to me!
What's going on?
Why did Yamada bring me here?
Wow, amazing!
I'll bring Takeshita here next time!
No thanks.
Alright.
Can I, Yamada?
If this keeps up, these strange feelings will...
Huh?
Did I somehow get it the other way round?
Since I've already come this far,
there's nothing left but to go for it!
That's right, Yamada!
Follow where your instincts take you,
and tear through any resistance!
It's warm...
My body's getting all hot.
Yama-
You suck.
Geez, if I leave it to Kosuda, the morning will come and nothing will happen!
Since it's come to this...
I'll make the move!
Y-Yamada?
But, what do I do now?
Ugh, again...
Get a hold of yourself!
That's right, I always mess up because I'm never ready!
Get ready, get ready...
Y-Yamada!
We've somehow accidentally ended up in this incredible body position...
But this is a pretty good thing in itself!
I wonder how Yamada's doing?
I hope she behaved herself and went home...
Here I go!
Well, even if it's Yamada, it won't happen...
But it's happening right now!
Yamada...
She's looking at me so intensely...
She's so cute!
I'm so happy I could die!
I wonder if she'll be mad if I touch her chest?
Does he want to touch my boobs?
What if he thinks they're small?
Does Kosuda prefer big boobs?
No, it's obvious he'll be grateful since it's my boobs!
What am I getting all scared for?!
It's what I want, too!
They're really going at it over there.
Boobs... Yamada's...
She made me...
If I knew this would happen, I would've worn my super push-up double pad bra!
Actually, I'll have take my bra off next!
So I can't, after all!
Y-Yamada...
How are they?!
I can really feel...
How round they are...
But, something's hard?
Actually, I don't really know how it feels since her clothes and bra are in the way.
With this, Kosuda's totally become my slave...
Wait, how long are you gonna touch them for?
You've had enough, right?!
Ah, not there!
Ah, nothing, nothing!
Yamada!
Kosuda...
Up until now, I haven't been able to understand any of Yamada's actions.
I want to have sex!
I don't think she can get any easier to understand.
It's okay if I keep going all the way to the end, right?
Yamada!
Is that... actual sex?
It's beautiful...
But it's so scary!
I want to censor it with a mosaic!
W-What's that?!
No way no way, there's no way you can have sex in a place like this!
Huh, what are you saying?
Keep your eyes shut and it'll be just the same!
You probably won't ever have another chance like this one!
You wanna do it!
You can't!
You're fine with them taking pictures of Yamada like that?
And so, the year ends with them unable to have sex.
To Be Continued!
Dakishimete
I want to hug you tight
Aitakute
I want to see you
Kagayaku muunraito
The moon shines bright
Garasu no kutsu mo konya wa iranai ya
I won't be needing the glass slippers tonight
Daarin
Darling
Mabuta tojita noni
I close my eyes
Fureau shunkan
But the moment we touch
Sameru yume gyunto naru
I awake from my dream and my chest tightens
Nee mukae ni kite yo
Hey, come pick me up
Mama ni mo naisho de
But don't tell Mom
Tsukiakari wo abite
Bathing in the moonlight
Hora watashi hadashi no purinsesu
Look, I'm the barefoot princess
Dakishimete
I want to hug you tight
Aitakute
I want to see you
Kagayaku muunraito
The moon shines bright
Koko wo ii mahou futari ni kaketa
A great magic spell has been cast here, on us both
Yakusoku yo
Promise me
Mou nido to
That you'll never
Hanasanaide ne
Let go of me again
Garasu no kutsu mo konya wa iranai ya
I won't be needing the glass slippers tonight
Daarin
Darling
Preview
It's so breezy!
This unbelievable nervousness!
I hold down my skirt with my hand, but my heart still keeps thumping!
That's because today, I'll...
No, the wind's being mean!
Y-Y-Yamada?!
Will I, Yamada, become an adult?
It's the promised two-part Valentine's Day episode.
Be sure to watch!