1 00:00:00,006 --> 00:00:01,049 Sir, one question. 2 00:00:01,132 --> 00:00:03,760 Over here! This is the most important question. 3 00:00:03,843 --> 00:00:05,762 Mr. Stansel? Mr. Stansel? 4 00:00:11,810 --> 00:00:13,019 Mr. Stansel? 5 00:00:14,145 --> 00:00:16,022 Jim! 6 00:00:20,735 --> 00:00:21,778 Xenstar was the only option. 7 00:00:21,861 --> 00:00:23,988 Xenstar has been doing the government's dirty work for years. 8 00:00:24,072 --> 00:00:25,740 - Mitchell! - Save the camp. 9 00:00:28,284 --> 00:00:32,330 Save... the... can. 10 00:00:38,338 --> 00:00:40,338 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 11 00:00:42,423 --> 00:00:46,469 {an8}Mr. President, the Falcon assassinated two of the four targets, 12 00:00:46,552 --> 00:00:48,137 {an8}but the other two got away. 13 00:00:49,097 --> 00:00:51,432 {an8}One of the head counselors and the robot kid. 14 00:00:51,515 --> 00:00:55,519 {an8}We think they're headed back to camp to make contact with the can. 15 00:00:55,604 --> 00:00:59,691 {an8}Good work, Ron. So what's the plan? 16 00:00:59,774 --> 00:01:03,444 {an8}The Joint Chiefs have concluded that the smartest way forward is to 17 00:01:03,527 --> 00:01:07,991 {an8}destroy Camp Firewood and everything within 10 square miles of it. 18 00:01:08,074 --> 00:01:09,492 {an8}Nice and clean. 19 00:01:09,576 --> 00:01:11,494 {an8}Just one small thing, Mr. President. 20 00:01:11,578 --> 00:01:12,621 Yes, John? 21 00:01:12,704 --> 00:01:16,374 If possible, could you try to avoid incinerating 22 00:01:16,457 --> 00:01:18,668 the camp across the lake, Camp Tigerclaw? 23 00:01:18,752 --> 00:01:20,169 I've got my two kids up there 24 00:01:20,253 --> 00:01:23,798 and I'll catch hell from their mother if they die. 25 00:01:23,882 --> 00:01:28,302 Well, John, I'll do my best, 26 00:01:28,386 --> 00:01:31,139 but war can be a nasty business. 27 00:01:31,890 --> 00:01:34,517 - I understand, Mr. President. - Do you, John? 28 00:01:47,446 --> 00:01:51,575 - Shari! Shari, please don't leave! - How could you do this to me? 29 00:01:51,660 --> 00:01:53,077 I'm sorry! 30 00:01:54,578 --> 00:01:57,957 It's just a stupid game we play. We were just having fun. 31 00:01:58,041 --> 00:01:59,542 Fun? 32 00:01:59,626 --> 00:02:01,002 - That wasn't fun. - I know. 33 00:02:01,085 --> 00:02:03,254 I know you're hurt. 34 00:02:04,631 --> 00:02:08,092 I'll... I'll call your brother to come pick you up. 35 00:02:09,052 --> 00:02:10,594 I think that would be for the best. 36 00:02:18,853 --> 00:02:22,065 Shari, before I do, I just... I have to say something. 37 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:27,654 I know everyone there called you a pig tonight... 38 00:02:28,905 --> 00:02:31,157 but the only pig at this campground is me. 39 00:02:32,408 --> 00:02:34,493 I acted like a swine... 40 00:02:34,577 --> 00:02:36,996 not standing up for the woman I love. 41 00:02:38,832 --> 00:02:41,000 But I can promise you something. 42 00:02:42,460 --> 00:02:47,131 This is one pig that would sooner be sent to slaughter 43 00:02:47,215 --> 00:02:50,885 than make that mistake ever again. 44 00:02:52,178 --> 00:02:54,388 - Oh, Neil. - I mean it. 45 00:02:54,472 --> 00:02:56,182 Neil, come here. 46 00:03:11,239 --> 00:03:13,742 Alpha team, Alpha team, proceed to mess hall 47 00:03:13,825 --> 00:03:14,909 and retrieve mutant can. 48 00:03:14,993 --> 00:03:18,412 It's the only evidence of Xenstar toxic waste dump. 49 00:03:23,667 --> 00:03:24,961 Watch your feet. 50 00:03:26,337 --> 00:03:28,339 - Where's the can? - Over there. 51 00:03:29,465 --> 00:03:31,634 - Say what... - Who's there? 52 00:03:32,593 --> 00:03:34,220 What the... Oh, no! 53 00:03:43,437 --> 00:03:47,776 My guys might have fallen for the old ricochet move, but not me. 54 00:04:06,627 --> 00:04:08,212 Give me the can, Gene. 55 00:04:16,554 --> 00:04:18,597 You're gonna have to make me. 56 00:04:28,691 --> 00:04:29,776 Oh! 57 00:04:55,844 --> 00:04:56,970 Ow! 58 00:05:06,104 --> 00:05:07,814 Hello, baby. 59 00:05:28,792 --> 00:05:30,128 The can has been captured. 60 00:05:40,554 --> 00:05:43,057 Do you want me to stick it in now? 61 00:05:43,141 --> 00:05:44,850 - Yes. - Yes? 62 00:05:44,934 --> 00:05:46,394 - Yes. - Okay. 63 00:05:49,438 --> 00:05:52,441 - Are you sure you want me to stick it in? - Yes, and please stop saying that. 64 00:05:52,525 --> 00:05:54,152 Okay, okay, okay. 65 00:05:57,446 --> 00:05:59,949 Oh, my God. That was amazing. 66 00:06:00,033 --> 00:06:02,535 Wow! 67 00:06:05,997 --> 00:06:08,499 - I love you. - I love you, Shari. 68 00:06:08,582 --> 00:06:10,543 I love you, Neil. 69 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:21,179 - Gene! - Beth! 70 00:06:21,262 --> 00:06:22,471 Gene! 71 00:06:22,555 --> 00:06:23,681 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 72 00:06:23,764 --> 00:06:26,976 Are you okay? How could you let them take Mitch? 73 00:06:27,060 --> 00:06:30,854 Beth, there's more to this story. A lot more. 74 00:06:30,939 --> 00:06:35,526 I executed procedure 865-Delta, 75 00:06:35,609 --> 00:06:37,236 code name... 76 00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:40,114 the Old Switcheroo. 77 00:06:42,158 --> 00:06:45,328 {an8}-Mitch is safe. I'm alive. 78 00:06:45,411 --> 00:06:46,620 Oh! 79 00:06:47,538 --> 00:06:51,459 - Mitch, I thought I'd lost you forever. - Mmm, I'm right here, baby. 80 00:06:51,542 --> 00:06:53,002 Oh! 81 00:06:53,086 --> 00:06:55,421 Gene, God bless you, but how did you pull this off? 82 00:06:56,714 --> 00:06:59,717 Well, right now the can they think is Mitch 83 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:03,554 is being dissected and studied by a bunch of government goons. 84 00:07:03,637 --> 00:07:06,933 What they don't realize is that back in the 'Nam, 85 00:07:07,016 --> 00:07:09,185 I was part of a top secret elite unit. 86 00:07:09,978 --> 00:07:12,271 - Oh, silly snakes! - The name of the unit... 87 00:07:12,355 --> 00:07:14,773 was Switch Ops. 88 00:07:14,857 --> 00:07:17,318 I also had a man on the inside. 89 00:07:19,112 --> 00:07:20,113 Hello, old friend. 90 00:07:20,196 --> 00:07:21,572 - Hello, Falcon. - Him? 91 00:07:21,655 --> 00:07:23,491 That man tried to kill me! 92 00:07:23,574 --> 00:07:26,452 No, Falcon did exactly as he was ordered to do. 93 00:07:26,535 --> 00:07:30,289 But no military rank can trump brothers-in-arms. 94 00:07:31,874 --> 00:07:34,502 - That was one hell of a switch, brother. - Just like the old days. 95 00:07:39,548 --> 00:07:41,300 - I was on your side the whole time. - Whole time. 96 00:07:41,384 --> 00:07:44,845 If you were on my side, why would you try and kill me after the hypnotist show? 97 00:07:44,928 --> 00:07:47,723 - Oh, that, yeah... - Well, that's a... 98 00:07:47,806 --> 00:07:50,268 And why did you have to kill Greg and Jim Stansel? 99 00:07:50,351 --> 00:07:52,936 I'll admit, that part is pretty weird. 100 00:07:53,021 --> 00:07:55,523 It feels more than weird. 101 00:07:55,606 --> 00:07:58,359 You killed two totally innocent people. 102 00:07:58,442 --> 00:07:59,860 - Well, if you think about it... - Go. 103 00:07:59,943 --> 00:08:01,695 I think it makes sense, I promise. 104 00:08:01,779 --> 00:08:03,281 I don't wanna beat a dead horse here, 105 00:08:03,364 --> 00:08:07,535 - I just don't understand what's going on. - I'm sorry, but I have gotta hit the road. 106 00:08:07,618 --> 00:08:08,661 - Do you got that thing? - Yeah. 107 00:08:08,744 --> 00:08:10,121 I just would like some clarity. 108 00:08:10,204 --> 00:08:11,539 Okay, okay, okay. 109 00:08:11,622 --> 00:08:12,623 - I'm hearing you. - Uh-huh. 110 00:08:12,706 --> 00:08:17,420 And what I'm hearing is that this is bothering you that many lives were lost. 111 00:08:17,503 --> 00:08:19,505 - Now, I don't have... - Yeah. 112 00:08:19,588 --> 00:08:23,842 An answer that I feel is going to satisfy you. 113 00:08:23,926 --> 00:08:25,094 At this moment. 114 00:08:25,178 --> 00:08:26,887 So, but here's my thing. 115 00:08:26,970 --> 00:08:28,472 - I just have to go. - Have to go. 116 00:08:28,556 --> 00:08:31,600 And if I don't go now, I'm either gonna have to cancel, which I could... 117 00:08:31,684 --> 00:08:34,270 - Not again. - If we could just... beat by beat. 118 00:08:34,353 --> 00:08:36,647 I completely agree that there are a lot of elements to this 119 00:08:36,730 --> 00:08:37,731 that do not make sense. 120 00:08:37,815 --> 00:08:39,525 Look, I'm not trying to belabor a point here. 121 00:08:39,608 --> 00:08:41,527 - I'm sorry if I made you angry. - I'm missing this thing. 122 00:08:41,610 --> 00:08:43,321 - And I'm not mad at you. - Yeah. 123 00:08:43,404 --> 00:08:45,114 - I'm just frustrated as well. - You're mad at the situation. 124 00:08:45,198 --> 00:08:46,449 - Yeah, exactly. - So am I. So am I. 125 00:08:46,532 --> 00:08:48,701 Now look, guys, I'm glad. 126 00:08:48,784 --> 00:08:53,956 I think we got to a starting place, and I think that's good enough for now. 127 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:55,833 I feel so... I feel... 128 00:08:55,916 --> 00:08:57,626 - Beth, let him go. - Bye. 129 00:08:57,710 --> 00:09:01,505 Now I'm gonna squirt some cherry juice on my pubic mound. 130 00:09:01,589 --> 00:09:04,925 Wait. What did... Did you just say, "pubic mound"? 131 00:09:06,927 --> 00:09:08,804 No... I said... 132 00:09:08,887 --> 00:09:11,265 "Puget Sound." 133 00:09:11,349 --> 00:09:14,393 I'm gonna take the train caboose to the Puget Sound. 134 00:09:14,477 --> 00:09:15,811 Leave me alone. 135 00:09:17,230 --> 00:09:18,397 Can you believe it? 136 00:09:18,481 --> 00:09:20,691 All along, it was you that I wanted. 137 00:09:20,774 --> 00:09:22,360 Doy! 138 00:09:22,443 --> 00:09:24,862 What about that douchenozzle from Camp Tigerclaw? 139 00:09:24,945 --> 00:09:28,157 Oh, Blake? He's such a jerk. 140 00:09:28,241 --> 00:09:30,618 And he made it very clear to me 141 00:09:30,701 --> 00:09:34,330 that if I didn't go to his formal that he would be done with me. 142 00:09:34,413 --> 00:09:35,664 We'll never see him again. 143 00:09:40,211 --> 00:09:42,171 Weapons at the ready! 144 00:09:44,465 --> 00:09:46,550 Advance! 145 00:09:50,221 --> 00:09:52,806 Claw! Claw! Claw! Claw! Claw! 146 00:09:52,890 --> 00:09:53,891 What the hell? 147 00:09:53,974 --> 00:09:57,645 Claw! Claw! Claw! Claw! Claw! Claw! 148 00:10:03,192 --> 00:10:04,693 It's Tigerclaw. 149 00:10:15,496 --> 00:10:16,872 Huh? What's going on? 150 00:10:16,955 --> 00:10:18,916 - What are they doing here? - Oh, my God! 151 00:10:18,999 --> 00:10:20,834 War is on the horizon, people. 152 00:10:20,918 --> 00:10:23,171 I can feel it. 153 00:10:23,254 --> 00:10:26,715 Claw! Claw! Claw! Claw! Claw! 154 00:10:26,799 --> 00:10:28,842 It's Camp Tigerclaw! 155 00:10:28,926 --> 00:10:30,928 They've come for us! Everyone, grab a weapon! 156 00:10:31,011 --> 00:10:32,305 Claw! Claw! Claw! Claw! 157 00:10:32,388 --> 00:10:34,765 Claw! 158 00:11:00,999 --> 00:11:02,210 Well, well, well. 159 00:11:02,293 --> 00:11:05,087 If it isn't the pool boy's son. 160 00:11:06,046 --> 00:11:10,759 Did y'all know that? Huh? This loser's dad cleans my family's pool. 161 00:11:12,135 --> 00:11:13,262 He isn't cleaning your pool 162 00:11:13,346 --> 00:11:15,973 when he's sucking on your momma's big old pancake titties. 163 00:11:19,643 --> 00:11:21,229 I saw you kissing my girl. 164 00:11:21,312 --> 00:11:24,147 It's a deadly mistake, Paco. 165 00:11:24,232 --> 00:11:26,484 It's time to say goodbye, Camp Firewood. 166 00:11:26,567 --> 00:11:29,403 No! No! Blake, no! 167 00:11:29,487 --> 00:11:30,904 We don't have to do this. 168 00:11:32,114 --> 00:11:34,992 We brokered a truce, don't you remember? 169 00:11:35,075 --> 00:11:38,246 All of you, don't you remember? 170 00:11:38,329 --> 00:11:43,208 Do we wanna give up three summers of peace over nothing? 171 00:11:43,292 --> 00:11:47,630 The 1978 Accord of Lake Winnisuki, was that worth nothing? 172 00:11:47,713 --> 00:11:50,132 It's too late for that, Cooperberg. 173 00:11:50,215 --> 00:11:52,843 You're making a mistake. All of you. 174 00:11:52,926 --> 00:11:54,970 - All of you! - No! 175 00:11:55,053 --> 00:11:57,556 - You don't have a rumble without me! - Hmm? 176 00:12:26,877 --> 00:12:28,671 That's adorable. 177 00:12:39,932 --> 00:12:42,435 Ahh! He's latticing my face! 178 00:12:43,352 --> 00:12:44,812 Ooh! 179 00:12:45,688 --> 00:12:46,772 Hey! 180 00:12:47,940 --> 00:12:49,733 Hey, jean shorts! 181 00:12:49,817 --> 00:12:52,861 You're about to get stabbed with a sterling silver oyster fork. 182 00:12:52,945 --> 00:12:54,530 Well, I don't hit... 183 00:12:54,613 --> 00:12:56,365 Oh, actually, you know what, I need that. 184 00:12:56,449 --> 00:12:59,535 I'm gonna have oysters later, so... 185 00:13:00,869 --> 00:13:02,245 I gotta do something. 186 00:13:13,632 --> 00:13:15,884 Not a bad move. 187 00:13:15,968 --> 00:13:17,678 Did you steal that like you steal everything else? 188 00:13:17,761 --> 00:13:18,762 No way. 189 00:13:18,846 --> 00:13:22,350 I learned that one in the theater when I was locking lips with your girlfriend! 190 00:13:31,108 --> 00:13:32,901 Whoa! 191 00:13:36,071 --> 00:13:37,948 This is a song I've been working on for a while. 192 00:13:38,031 --> 00:13:39,367 It's about friendship. 193 00:13:43,787 --> 00:13:48,000 ♪ Another night but my mind can't seem to sleep ♪ 194 00:13:48,083 --> 00:13:51,587 ♪ The morning light puts the fight back into me ♪ 195 00:13:51,670 --> 00:13:56,592 ♪ I'm wide awake but afraid to open my eyes ♪ 196 00:13:56,675 --> 00:13:58,093 Whoo! 197 00:14:04,433 --> 00:14:05,476 What are we doing? 198 00:14:06,935 --> 00:14:11,231 All this fighting... It's not gonna change anything anyway. 199 00:14:11,314 --> 00:14:13,316 Deep down, we all bleed red. 200 00:14:14,610 --> 00:14:18,196 ♪ I clear my head My own worst enemy... ♪ 201 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:20,949 We're not so different after all. 202 00:14:22,410 --> 00:14:25,454 ♪ The hand of fate is my own fist ♪ 203 00:14:25,538 --> 00:14:29,041 ♪ As it rises to the sky ♪ 204 00:14:29,792 --> 00:14:32,210 I'm sorry for behaving like a common hooligan, Katie. 205 00:14:32,294 --> 00:14:34,254 Will you forgive me? 206 00:14:34,337 --> 00:14:35,673 Apology accepted. 207 00:14:39,552 --> 00:14:43,096 ♪ Show me the fever Into the fire ♪ 208 00:14:43,180 --> 00:14:46,183 ♪ Taking it higher and higher ♪ 209 00:14:47,350 --> 00:14:51,689 ♪ Nothing to fear It's only desire ♪ 210 00:14:51,772 --> 00:14:54,024 ♪ Taking you higher and higher ♪ 211 00:14:56,359 --> 00:14:59,822 We are not Camp Firewood or Camp Tigerclaw... 212 00:14:59,905 --> 00:15:01,657 ♪ Higher, higher ♪ 213 00:15:01,740 --> 00:15:02,908 We are all... 214 00:15:02,991 --> 00:15:04,660 Camp people! 215 00:15:04,743 --> 00:15:06,244 Come on, now, sing. 216 00:15:06,328 --> 00:15:08,288 ♪ Ooh ♪ 217 00:15:10,833 --> 00:15:11,875 Yeah! 218 00:15:11,959 --> 00:15:14,462 ♪ Higher, higher ♪ 219 00:15:15,253 --> 00:15:19,382 ♪ Show me the fever Into the fire ♪ 220 00:15:19,467 --> 00:15:23,053 ♪ Taking it higher and higher ♪ 221 00:15:23,136 --> 00:15:24,972 ♪ Be a believer ♪ 222 00:15:25,055 --> 00:15:27,433 ♪ A spirit igniter ♪ 223 00:15:27,516 --> 00:15:30,143 ♪ Taking it higher and higher ♪ 224 00:15:30,227 --> 00:15:32,187 ♪ Ooh ♪ 225 00:15:42,781 --> 00:15:45,493 He saved friendship with his song. 226 00:15:45,576 --> 00:15:47,786 Coast is clear. Good to move. 227 00:15:51,957 --> 00:15:54,543 Oh, no, what's that? I thought this was all over. 228 00:15:54,627 --> 00:15:56,211 - They have guns! - Do you hear them? 229 00:15:56,294 --> 00:15:58,714 - Are those missiles? - Stop! Stop! 230 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:03,426 Prepare yourselves! 231 00:16:05,846 --> 00:16:09,975 We gotta stop the government from destroying the camp any way we can! 232 00:16:12,185 --> 00:16:14,563 - It's not working. - We can't stop them! 233 00:16:18,066 --> 00:16:19,568 Wait, everybody! 234 00:16:21,654 --> 00:16:23,781 This is a song about friendship. 235 00:16:25,073 --> 00:16:27,117 We love you! 236 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:28,494 Yeah! 237 00:16:28,577 --> 00:16:30,245 Oh, my God! 238 00:16:30,328 --> 00:16:31,664 Oh, my God! Who shot him? 239 00:16:31,747 --> 00:16:33,123 Oh, my God! 240 00:16:36,835 --> 00:16:38,295 Why did you do that? 241 00:16:38,378 --> 00:16:39,797 That was completely unnecessary. 242 00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:42,049 Stop! Stop! 243 00:16:43,050 --> 00:16:45,052 I am a journalist! 244 00:16:45,135 --> 00:16:47,137 What? Lindsay? 245 00:16:47,220 --> 00:16:48,847 Now you may not have heard of me, 246 00:16:48,931 --> 00:16:52,935 but I'm pretty sure you've heard of Rock & Roll World magazine. 247 00:16:53,018 --> 00:16:55,187 - I like that magazine. - I know you do. 248 00:16:55,270 --> 00:16:57,105 I see two stories here. 249 00:16:57,773 --> 00:17:01,234 One about a camp full of inspiring teenagers 250 00:17:01,318 --> 00:17:04,655 and a rock god whose best days are still ahead of him. 251 00:17:04,738 --> 00:17:06,281 - Lindsay, Lindsay... - Not now. 252 00:17:06,364 --> 00:17:07,490 All right, I'll tell you later. 253 00:17:07,575 --> 00:17:10,202 The other... 254 00:17:10,285 --> 00:17:13,288 about a vast government conspiracy 255 00:17:13,371 --> 00:17:17,668 poisoning the environment and slaughtering the innocent. 256 00:17:17,751 --> 00:17:23,465 Which one would you like me to write about in the magazine? 257 00:17:24,675 --> 00:17:27,720 Huh? Which one? Who's gonna answer me? 258 00:17:27,803 --> 00:17:29,555 Who speaks for the government? 259 00:17:34,768 --> 00:17:36,436 Is that... 260 00:17:36,519 --> 00:17:38,230 It's President Reagan. 261 00:17:38,313 --> 00:17:39,439 Who? 262 00:17:39,522 --> 00:17:45,237 I may be the most powerful person in the modern world, 263 00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:49,658 but there's one thing I've never been able to conquer, 264 00:17:49,742 --> 00:17:52,369 and that is freedom of press. 265 00:17:52,452 --> 00:17:53,536 Yes. 266 00:17:53,621 --> 00:17:55,455 Let's turn the trucks around. 267 00:17:56,039 --> 00:17:57,249 No! 268 00:17:57,332 --> 00:17:58,584 What about the toxic sludge? 269 00:17:58,667 --> 00:18:01,712 The judge ordered Martinson to clean it up, but he didn't! 270 00:18:02,963 --> 00:18:05,633 The American people elected you to office. 271 00:18:05,716 --> 00:18:07,509 Now excuse my French, 272 00:18:07,593 --> 00:18:10,387 but when are you gonna get off your duff and do something? 273 00:18:10,470 --> 00:18:12,430 Good point, McKinley. 274 00:18:12,514 --> 00:18:14,808 I will do something. 275 00:18:14,892 --> 00:18:19,021 Will one of my men stay here and clean up the toxic waste? 276 00:18:20,397 --> 00:18:22,608 No one's volunteering. 277 00:18:22,691 --> 00:18:24,401 Who's gonna step up? 278 00:18:26,945 --> 00:18:28,071 I will. 279 00:18:30,407 --> 00:18:33,201 - He is so cool for doing that! - He saved the camp. 280 00:18:35,078 --> 00:18:36,246 Let's move 'em out! 281 00:18:36,329 --> 00:18:38,081 Let's roll. 282 00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:41,835 Hi, there, um... 283 00:18:41,919 --> 00:18:45,130 I just wanted to say that was incredibly brave, what you just did. 284 00:18:45,213 --> 00:18:47,340 Thanks. 285 00:18:47,424 --> 00:18:48,508 What's your name? 286 00:18:48,591 --> 00:18:50,385 I'm Gail. 287 00:18:51,094 --> 00:18:52,262 Ron. 288 00:18:54,514 --> 00:18:56,058 What's happening right now? 289 00:18:56,141 --> 00:18:58,351 I don't know, but I want to find out. 290 00:19:00,145 --> 00:19:01,814 Lindsay, you saved the camp. 291 00:19:03,857 --> 00:19:07,485 But you also lied and betrayed all of your friends. 292 00:19:08,862 --> 00:19:11,114 If you still want me to go, I... 293 00:19:12,115 --> 00:19:13,158 I understand. 294 00:19:13,241 --> 00:19:15,160 Lindsay the reporter should go. 295 00:19:17,162 --> 00:19:19,289 But Lindsay our friend... 296 00:19:23,043 --> 00:19:24,169 can stay. 297 00:19:29,174 --> 00:19:32,344 You are so awesome! Wasn't she awesome? 298 00:19:44,314 --> 00:19:46,942 Guys, we gotta get outta here! 299 00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:49,611 Let's go. Come on, come on. 300 00:19:49,695 --> 00:19:51,404 Come on, come on. 301 00:19:56,576 --> 00:19:58,120 Wake up! 302 00:20:05,460 --> 00:20:07,170 Oh! 303 00:20:07,254 --> 00:20:10,215 - Hey. - Hey, man, where ya been? 304 00:20:12,300 --> 00:20:13,635 Just been wandering around. 305 00:20:13,719 --> 00:20:15,387 Oh. You okay? 306 00:20:16,221 --> 00:20:20,350 Yeah. I just... kind of had a rough night last night. 307 00:20:20,433 --> 00:20:23,020 Oh, yeah, I know how that goes. 308 00:20:23,103 --> 00:20:26,231 I had to break up with Donna after Yaron tried to make us have a threesome. 309 00:20:26,314 --> 00:20:29,692 And then Tigerclaw showed up because Andy stole Katie away from Blake, 310 00:20:29,777 --> 00:20:31,236 and they tried to destroy the camp. 311 00:20:31,319 --> 00:20:32,863 And then, well, right after that, 312 00:20:32,946 --> 00:20:35,949 President Reagan and the U.S. military also tried to destroy the camp, 313 00:20:36,033 --> 00:20:38,243 but that was after they also shot Eric, 314 00:20:38,326 --> 00:20:41,163 that hermit who lived at camp and turned out to be a musical legend. 315 00:20:41,246 --> 00:20:42,455 And then that new counselor, Lindsay? 316 00:20:42,539 --> 00:20:46,043 Well, she saved us all because she was secretly a rock magazine journalist. 317 00:20:46,126 --> 00:20:48,128 And then Gail blew off Jonas at their wedding, 318 00:20:48,211 --> 00:20:50,172 and his name is actually Gene and he fought in Vietnam. 319 00:20:50,255 --> 00:20:52,966 And Gene also got beaten up by an assassin named Falcon, 320 00:20:53,050 --> 00:20:56,678 who tried to kill Beth and did kill Greg and this guy Jim Stansel, 321 00:20:56,762 --> 00:20:58,806 but then he turned out to be good the whole time, 322 00:20:58,889 --> 00:21:00,682 which I acknowledge doesn't really make any sense, 323 00:21:00,766 --> 00:21:03,643 and he was only here to protect Mitch, who was turned into a can of vegetables. 324 00:21:03,726 --> 00:21:05,813 And then also Ben and McKinley are dating, 325 00:21:05,896 --> 00:21:07,981 Susie hooked up with Claude, Neil got laid, 326 00:21:08,065 --> 00:21:09,942 Victor didn't get laid and Abby had her period. 327 00:21:10,025 --> 00:21:12,903 So, it was a hard day. 328 00:21:13,862 --> 00:21:14,863 Yeah. 329 00:21:14,947 --> 00:21:16,824 Hey, fart breath, you wanna play Yahtzee? 330 00:21:17,866 --> 00:21:20,327 Oh, come on, nothing happened last night. 331 00:21:20,410 --> 00:21:23,121 I made a move, but she wasn't into it. 332 00:21:23,205 --> 00:21:25,290 We mostly talked about Eddie Murphy. 333 00:21:25,373 --> 00:21:27,042 So you wanna play or not? 334 00:21:28,585 --> 00:21:31,588 - Sure. - Come on, let's go. 335 00:21:31,671 --> 00:21:33,548 I go first. Kyle, wake up. 336 00:21:33,631 --> 00:21:36,343 - Let's go, let's go. - I'm comfortable, Drew. 337 00:21:36,426 --> 00:21:40,263 No, no, no, no. I get first. 338 00:21:42,390 --> 00:21:45,727 Ah, Cooperberg, Donna and I came to say shalom. 339 00:21:45,811 --> 00:21:47,145 We're leaving camp. 340 00:21:47,229 --> 00:21:50,107 We're going to explore each other in a yurt. 341 00:21:50,773 --> 00:21:53,651 Cool. Have fun. 342 00:21:55,445 --> 00:21:56,864 Okay, okay. Dayenu. 343 00:21:56,947 --> 00:21:58,907 - Come. Come on. - Whoa. 344 00:22:04,246 --> 00:22:06,581 Okay, hats and hoodies off. 345 00:22:08,583 --> 00:22:13,005 I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America... 346 00:22:13,088 --> 00:22:16,967 I was thinking maybe we could go together to breakfast after this. 347 00:22:17,050 --> 00:22:19,970 Aw, Jesus Christ, we just spent the whole night together. 348 00:22:20,053 --> 00:22:22,055 Give me a second to collect myself. 349 00:22:22,139 --> 00:22:25,850 - Well, 'cause if we come in... - Oh, shut up. You're egregious. 350 00:22:25,934 --> 00:22:29,897 I love you, okay? I'll see you at breakfast. 351 00:22:29,980 --> 00:22:32,440 You're my girlfriend now. 352 00:22:40,740 --> 00:22:41,866 Coop. 353 00:22:50,125 --> 00:22:51,126 Hey, how was your night? 354 00:22:51,209 --> 00:22:54,046 Oh, you know, sore urethra. Same old, same old. 355 00:22:54,129 --> 00:22:55,755 You know, from all that sexual proclivity. 356 00:22:55,838 --> 00:22:56,965 Yeah. 357 00:22:57,049 --> 00:23:01,219 What about you and Shari, man? Did you land the plane on the tarmac? 358 00:23:02,054 --> 00:23:04,889 - Actually, no. No. - No? 359 00:23:04,973 --> 00:23:07,350 - Nothing happened. - Oh, no? 360 00:23:07,434 --> 00:23:09,727 - So you're still a virge, huh? - Yeah. 361 00:23:09,811 --> 00:23:11,188 Don't worry about it, Neil. 362 00:23:11,271 --> 00:23:13,023 I wish my first time was still ahead of me. 363 00:23:13,106 --> 00:23:14,732 - Next time. - Hey. 364 00:23:14,816 --> 00:23:17,110 There'll always be a next time! 365 00:23:24,952 --> 00:23:26,286 Shh. 366 00:23:37,672 --> 00:23:39,924 Hey, you two. How's it going? 367 00:23:40,008 --> 00:23:43,261 Great! We're engaged. 368 00:23:43,345 --> 00:23:45,722 But this time we're taking it slow. 369 00:23:45,805 --> 00:23:48,683 Let me know if you need a diaphragm. 370 00:23:48,766 --> 00:23:50,227 What? 371 00:23:50,310 --> 00:23:52,062 For your pussy. 372 00:23:55,732 --> 00:23:57,150 Hey, Victor. 373 00:23:59,069 --> 00:24:01,321 It's so sad about Eric, huh? 374 00:24:01,404 --> 00:24:05,950 Uh, yeah, yeah. Terrible. 375 00:24:11,581 --> 00:24:14,751 I know what happened in that motel room with Greg. 376 00:24:14,834 --> 00:24:16,419 Mitch, please, it's not what you think. 377 00:24:16,503 --> 00:24:19,214 My heart was being pulled in a million different ways, I promise. 378 00:24:19,297 --> 00:24:20,465 - I would... - Shh. 379 00:24:20,548 --> 00:24:23,843 It's okay. Staying faithful to me would be a mistake. 380 00:24:23,926 --> 00:24:26,013 Look at me. I'm a can of vegetables. 381 00:24:26,096 --> 00:24:27,597 - Don't say that. - Why not? 382 00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:32,810 It's true. I'm a can of vegetables. I can't give you what you need, sexually. 383 00:24:32,894 --> 00:24:34,729 Because you're asexual? 384 00:24:34,812 --> 00:24:38,358 No. Far from it. In fact, I can suck my own dick. 385 00:24:38,441 --> 00:24:41,153 But it's time for both of us to move on. 386 00:24:41,236 --> 00:24:43,488 That's why I'm making you the new director of the camp. 387 00:24:43,571 --> 00:24:47,325 And you can rejuvenate this place with a new energy. 388 00:24:47,409 --> 00:24:49,119 So much so that by the end of August, 389 00:24:49,202 --> 00:24:52,372 everyone will feel like they're 15 years younger. 390 00:24:52,455 --> 00:24:56,626 1981 is gonna be the best summer ever. 391 00:26:03,985 --> 00:26:05,237 Where you headed? 392 00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:06,946 - New York City. - Hop in. 393 00:26:09,991 --> 00:26:11,951 Let's roll. 394 00:26:28,137 --> 00:26:30,137 www.addic7ed.com