[PORKY SINGING "MOONLIGHT BAY"]
[SCATTING]
[SINGING "MOONLIGHT BAY"]
[WHOOPING]
Gosh. What a cra... Uh, screwy duck.
That, my little cherub, is strictly a matter of opinion.
[WHOOPING]
Uh, this looks like a swe... Uh, dandy place to pitch my tent.
[DAFFY SINGING "BLUES IN THE NIGHT"]
Sorry, Daniel Boone. But first come, first served, you know.
[HUMMING "BLUES IN THE NIGHT"]
Catch on, fatso?
[SINGING "BLUES IN THE NIGHT"]
[WHOOPING]
[SINGING "BLUES IN THE NIGHT"]
[GRUNTS]
[SINGING "MOONLIGHT BAY"]
Uh, boy, there's nothing like this mountain air...
...to make things grow.
Gosh, it looks just like a baby eagle.
For your information, it is a baby eagle.
Oh, brutal.
[CRASH]
Is he dead, Mommy? Is he rigor mortis? Will they have to bury the man?
Will they have to? Huh, Mommy?
[MIMICS TRUMPET BLOWING]
[SNORING]
[WHIRRING]
Uh, what are you doing down here?
"Down here." Heh, heh.
[SINGING "BLUES IN THE NIGHT"]
[WHOOPING]
[CONTINUES SINGING "BLUES IN THE NIGHT"]
PORKY: You come back with my din... Uh, lunch.
[SMACK]
I'II, uh, smoke that, uh, screwy duck out of there.
That's no way to light a fire.
Here, rub these two sticks together like a really and truly woodsman.
Uh, that's silly.
You wanna get your Indian suit, don't you?
Of course, I do.
[EXPLOSION BOOMS]
[MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY]
I'II, uh, never make a fire with these.
I'd better get a good old match.
[GRUNTS]
If I, uh, just had a shotgun.
Okay, Annie Oakley. Here you are. But it ain't gonna do you any good.
[GUNFIRE]
[FILM REEL WHIRRING]
Ladies and gentlemen...
...due to circumstances beyond our control...
...we are unable to continue with this picture.
But don't worry, I'll tell you how it came out.
Porky's chasing me around and around that tree.
He corners me, then he moves in for the kill.
Everyone figures me for a dead duck.
But I launches a counterattack.
I showers him with lefts and rights.
I'm moving in for the coup de grace.
And Porky's crawling, literally groveling at my feet.
[BANG]
He's pleading for mercy.
I'm killing him. I'm...
[ENGLISH SDH]