Howling咆哮
Come, sorrow.We welcome thee. 來吧，悲傷，我們歡迎你
Let us join in grief, 讓我們一起感受不幸
rejoice in despair, 絕望讓我們欣喜
and honor the fortunate dead. 為僥倖的死亡而榮耀
Dearly beloved... 親愛的
[Cat Meows]
Shh!
Tsk tsk tsk.
Good show, old man. 表現的不錯，老傢伙
Gomez.
Cara mia?
Marvelous news. 美妙的驚喜
I'm going to have a baby... 我要生孩子了
right now. 就現在
Nurse, how close are the contractions? 護士，宮縮頻率是多少？
Every 15 seconds, Doctor. 每15秒，醫生
Are you in unbearable pain? 你現在是否處於無法忍受的痛苦？
Is it inhuman? My darling, is it torture? 殘酷嗎？親愛的，是否備受折磨？
Oui.
And then mommy kissed daddy, 然後媽咪親吻爸爸
and the angel told the stork. 然後天使告訴鸛鳥
The stork flew down from heaven 鸛鳥從天堂降臨
and left a diamond under a leaf in the cabbage patch, 留下一顆鑽石在布袋裡的葉子下面
and the diamond turned into a baby. 然後鑽石變成了一個寶寶
Our parents are having a baby, too. 我們的父母也有寶寶了
They had sex. 他們做愛了
Push, Mrs. Addams. 用力，亞當斯夫人
[Moans Lightly]
Forceps! 鑷子！
Forceps. 鑷子！
Forceps! 鑷子！
Aah!
[Crying]
Would you like anesthesia? 你需要麻醉嘛？
No, thank you. But ask the children. 不，謝謝，不過你可以問問孩子
Cara mia.
Mon cher.
Mrs. Addams, the baby? 亞當斯夫人，孩子？
Pardon. 原諒我
- It's a boy. - It's a girl. -那是男孩 -那是女孩
- Gomez! - What news? 怎麼樣了？
Father, what is it? 爸爸，怎麼樣了？
It's an Addams! 那是一個亞當斯！
I've arranged a little surprise,my dearest. 我安排了一個小小的驚喜，我最親愛的
I hope you like it. 我希望你喜歡
Oh, Gomez, it's dark,it's depressing, it's desolate. 哦Gomez，它是多麼黑暗，陰沉，淒涼
It says, "toddler." 這是嬰兒房
It's a dream. 這是一個夢
Come, cara mia. 來吧cara mia
The Addams cradle. 這是小亞當斯的搖籃
[Crying]
[Roar]
Welcome home, my son. 歡迎回家，我的兒子
[Baby Laughs]
That's not true. 這不是真的
Everyone knows it is. 所有人都知道
When you have a new baby,one of the other children has to die. 當你有了一個新的孩子，其餘中的一個必須死
- Really?- It's a tradition. One of us has to go. -真的？-這是傳統，我們中的一個必須死
Which one? 哪一個？
Well, they only need one boy. 他們只需要一個男孩子
He has my father's eyes. 他有我父親的眼睛
Gomez, take those out of his mouth. Gomez,把那些東西從他嘴裡拿走
Coochie coochie coo.
A baby in the house. 一個寶寶在這個房子裡
It's about time. Hey, kiddo. 這是 時間問題，嘿，老兄
Did you see that? 你看到了嘛?
He's a real devil. 他是真正的魔鬼
Pugsley, the baby weighs 10 pounds. Pugsley，孩子重10磅
The cannonball weighs 20 pounds. 炮彈重20磅
Which will hit the stone walkway first? 哪個會先砸到石廊？
I'm still on fractions. 不知道
Which do you think? 你覺得是哪個?
The cannonball? 炮彈？
Very good. But which one will bounce? 但是哪個會彈回來？
The baby? 孩子？
There's only one way to find out. 只有一個方法可以知道
Ready? 準備？
1...
2...
3.
What a glorious evening. 多麼美好的夜晚
Rain. 下雨
Cara mia.
Oh, dear. 哦，親愛的
Children,why do you hate the baby? 孩子們，你們為什麼討厭寶寶？
We just want to play with him. 我們只想跟他玩
Especially his head. 特別是他的頭
Do you think we love the baby more than you? 你們是不是認為我們愛寶寶多過愛你們？
- Yes.- Yes. 是的
Do you think when a new baby arrives, 你們是不是認為當一個新的寶寶來到這裡
another child has to die? 另一個就必須死？
- Yes.- Yes. 是的
Well,that's just not true. 好，那不是真的
Not anymore. 不再是了
It's just sibling rivalry. 這只是兄弟間的競爭
Gomez, do you remember what we were like? Gomez，你還記得我們是怎麼樣的嗎？
- I hated you!- I despised you. -我討厭你！-我鄙視你！
I choked him till he lost consciousness 我把他掐昏
and had to be put on a respirator. 必須急救為止
I tied him to a tree 我把他綁在樹上
and pulled out four of his permanent teeth. 拔了他四個牙
When he was asleep, 當他睡覺的時候
I opened his skull and removed his brains. 敲開他的頭把他的腦子取出來
You did? 你做過？
A brother! 兄弟！
Brother! 兄弟！
Children, you see? 孩子們，看到了嘛？
"Death! Death to the enemies 把死亡帶給敵人
of the people of the republic." 為了人民 為了共和國
Hoorah!
Justice is served. 正義得到了聲張
Bring forward the evil one. 把罪犯帶上來
[La Marseillaise Plays] 馬賽曲選段
You have betrayed the people of France. 你背叛了法國人民
You are evil incarnate. 你是罪惡的化身
How do you plead? 你如何辯護
[Pugsley] Guilty. 有罪
Guilty by her own admission. 有罪，她自己承認了
The sentence is death. 判決處死
Executioner,place her on the block. 儈子手，把他放到閘刀上
1...
2...
Children,what are you doing? 孩子們，你們在幹什麼？
- Playing!- Playing! 玩！
3!
Woe to the republic. 國家的不幸
Look at you. 看看你
Midnight, moonlight, 午夜，月光
surrounded by death. 被死亡環繞
It's been too long. 太久了
Do it! Hold him still! 動手！扶住他！
[Gunshot,Glass Breaking]
You missed. 你射偏了！
Here, catch! 這裡，抓著！
I don't want him! 我不要他
[Glass Breaking]
One house,three children. 一座房子，三個孩子
So many windows. 那麼多窗子
My darling, it's you I'm worried about, 我親愛的，我很擔心你
the stress,all this squabbling. 壓力和爭吵
Oh, I'll be fine. 哦，我還好
I'm just like any modern woman,trying to have it all-- 我覺得現代點的女性應該可以解決
loving husband, a family. 丈夫，家庭
It's just I wish I had more time 我希望我有更多時間
to seek out the dark forces 尋找出黑暗的力量
and join their hellish crusade,that's all. 參加他們地獄一般的戰爭，就這樣
You can! You shall!So it must be! 你可以這麼做！就應該這麼做！
[Glass Breaking]
But how? 但是要如何？
Children,as your new nanny, 孩子們，作為你們的新保姆
I know that we're all concerned 我知道我們都關心
about the environment, 環境
so this morning, let's discuss 所以今天早晨，我們來談談
how to prevent forest fires. 如何預防森林火災
Prevent them? 預防？
All right, children, 好，孩子們
I've had it up to here. 這樣
Now you just answer one simple question. 現在，你們回到一個簡單的問題
Where is that baby? 孩子在哪裡？
Which part? 哪個部分？
Hello, kiddies. 你們好，孩子們
I'm Polly the puppet. 我是木偶波利
What shall we do today? 我們今天應該做什麼呢？
I know. Let's all clean our rooms. 我知道，讓我們來打掃房間
Hello, Polly. 你好，波利
I'll clean my room 我已經打掃了我的房間
in exchange for your immortal soul. 為了交換你不朽的靈魂
[Pounding]
Hi. Addams residence? 嗨，這裡的亞當斯家嘛？
Ooh, it's old. 哦，真古老
And big. 也很大
Lurch. 搖搖欲墜
Hi! Hi. I'm Debbie Jellinsky from the agency. 嗨，我是Debbie Jellinsky 從代理商那裡來
The agency? 代理？
But they claimed no one else was available. 但是他們說沒人有空
They suggested a Doberman. 他們建議僱傭一條獵狗
Surprise!I've been out of town. 驚喜，我剛從鎮上回來
Are you the mom? 你是媽媽？
I am Mrs. Addams. 我是亞當斯夫人
I love your dress.It's so tight. 我喜歡你的裙子 很緊身
Thank you. 謝謝
Gomez.
I believe we may have a new nanny... 我覺得我們有了一個新的保姆
Miss Jellinsky. Jellinsky小姐
Deb.
Isn't he a lady-killer? 他是位女性殺手嘛？
Acquitted. 應該還不是
I'll show you all my references 我會解釋有關我的一切
so you'll know I'm not a homicidal maniac. 你會知道我不是殺人狂
- Of course you're not.- You're too young. 當然你不是，你這麼年輕
Welcome to our home. 歡迎來我們家
There's a belfry,a swamp, 一個鐘樓，一片沼澤
and a dungeon down below. 一條龍在下面
- Cable?- Of course. -鎖起來了？-當然
Debbie.
Oh, is that the little critter? 哦，就是這個小畜牲？
Oh, no. This is our baby. 哦，不，這個是我們的寶寶
He's adorable. He's perfect. What's his name? 真可愛，他叫什麼名字？
It was agony. 非常苦惱
We went through all the usual baby names... 我們試過了所有普通孩子的名字
Lucifer...
Benito...
Mao.
Then we came to our senses, 最後我們又來靈感
something a child could live with... 一個適合孩子的
Pubert.
Pubert...
I like it. 我喜歡他
It's filthy. 真噁心
May I? 可以嗎？
Your dress,is it flammable? 你的裙子易燃嘛？
You've had your shots-- 你注射疫苗了嗎？
measles, mumps, rabies? 麻疹，腮腺炎，狂犬病
Oh, I just adore little babies. 哦，我喜歡這個小傢伙
I just want to squeeze them till there's not a breath left 我想捏的他喘不過氣來
in their tiny little bodies. 在他們的小身體上
Hello, Pubert. 你好Pubert
I love you. 我愛你
[Knock On Door]敲門聲
Children, this is Miss Jellinsky,our new nanny. 孩子們，這個是Jellinsky小姐，你們的新保姆
What do we say? 我們應該說什麼？
Be afraid.Be very afraid. 害怕，非常害怕
Look at you-- 你們看
all cooped up in this house with a new baby. 在這個房子裡和一個新生兒在一起
That's not easy,is it? 不容易，不是嘛？
No. 不是
Why, I bet sometimes 我打賭
you wish it was still just the two of you. 你們還是希望這裡就只有你們兩個
Or less. 或者更少
Well, don't you worry. 你們不用擔心
Everything's going to be just fine. 一切都會好的
I love them. 我愛他們
Thing... 東西
stop that. 停下
He likes you. 他喜歡你
Heh heh heh heh.
I'm good with my hands. 我對我的手很好
What a wonderful family, 多美的一家人啊
although there's one fella I haven't met yet. 雖然有一位我還不認識
Hi there, mister. 你好先生
Your nephew? 你侄子？
My brother. 我兄弟
No! 不
Fester,come out here. Fester，到這裡來
He's very shy. 他真害羞
Fester, this is Miss Jellinsky,our new nanny. 這是我們的新保姆
Hello, Fester. 你好
These Addams men,where do you find them? 這些亞當斯的男人你怎麼找到的？
It has to be damp. 有點潮濕
I can't wait. 我等不及了
I'll start first thing tomorrow. 我明天就會開始工作
Why not tonight? 為什麼不今晚
[Morticia]Good night, Debbie. 晚安，Debbie
Good night! 晚安
Scream if you need anything. 假如你有任何需要就尖叫
So we've hired Miss Jellinsky. 我們就僱傭Jellinsky小姐吧
She's a gem, don't you think? 她是一塊寶石，你不這麼認為嘛？
She's perfect. 她很完美
Oh, Fester, I'm such a lucky man. Fester，我是一個多麼幸運的男人
I hope that someday you'll know the indescribable joy 我希望有一天你能知道這難以言語的快樂
of having children 有孩子
and of paying someone else to raise them. 為撫養他們長大的人付錢
First wouldn't I have to get married? 首先我不是應該先結婚嘛？
You're just a boy. There's plenty of time. 你還是個孩子，需要時間
You'll meet someone,someone very special, 你會遇到一個很特別的人
someone who won't press charges. 一個不計付出的人
Oh, I'd like that. 我喜歡
You rascal. 你個小無賴
Oh, and what's this? 這是什麼
- Mom. - Mom. 媽呀
Tonight on America's Most Disgusting Unsolved Crimes, 今晚，在最噁心的懸案中
we investigate the case of Ursula... 我們來研究Ursula
Carmen...
and Nadine-- 和Nadine
three very different women with one thing in common-- 三個不同的女人的一個共同點
murder!謀殺！
And they're all the same woman. 她們是同一個人
She's known by the police as the Black Widow. 警察叫她黑寡婦
She mates, then she kills. 她尋找情人，她殺人
She investigates wealthy men, 她尋找富有的男子
finding the richest, loneliest bachelors, 尋找最富有，最孤獨的未婚男子
gaining their trust and their love, 給他們信任和愛
and finally,she marries them. 最和他們結婚
Then, on the wedding night,she kills them. 在新婚之夜殺了他們
The deaths appear accidental. 死亡發生的很偶然
After the funeral,she disappears, cash in hand, 葬禮以後，她拿著錢消失了
but the money never lasts. 但是錢不能永遠夠花
Soon the Black Widow is hungry again, 很快黑寡婦又餓了
hungry for cash,hungry for love. 渴望金錢和愛
A mistress of disguise,she's eluded the authorities for years. 善於偽裝，逃避了有關當局多年的追捕
Who is she, 她是誰
and what seemingly innocent pose will she next assume? 她會再次設定什麼樣的看似清白的背景
All we can say is... 我們能說的是
bachelors, beware. 未婚男子，小心
We'll be going out for most of the morning. 我們大部分早晨都要出門
All the important numbers-- 所有重要的電話號碼
police, fire department,morgue. 警局，消防所，停屍房
Fester, come along. Fester，過來
Goodbye, Fester. 再見，Fester
Say goodbye to Debbie. 跟debbie說再見
[Mumbles Nervously]緊張的嘟噥
Have fun! 開心點
[Door Closes]
Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm!
Fester Addams. My, my. Fester Addams，我的天那
Stocks and bonds... 股份和抵押
deeds... 契據
gold bullion. 金條
[Squeak]
Treasury bills... 國庫券
IRAs. 個人退休帳戶
[Squeak]
What a strange old house. 多麼奇怪的老房子
It's so drafty. 通風真好
It's really no place for children. 這裡真是孩子們的好地方
No place at all. 沒其他更好的了
Hold still,you little brat. 別動，你這個小搗蛋鬼
He's not a brat. 他不搗蛋鬼
Of course not.He's an adorable little baby. 當然不是，他是可愛的小寶寶
Fine. Rub it in. 好，把他擦乾淨
We're getting him all ready 他應經準備好看
for a nice little walk. 去散個小步
Would you like to come? 你來嘛？
Are you really a nanny? 你真的是個保姆嘛？
What a question. 這算什麼問題
Why did you come here? 你為什麼來這裡？
Why, to take care of you... 我來照顧你們啊
all of you. 你們所有
Especially my uncle? 特別是我叔叔？
I shouldn't be telling you this. 我不應該告訴你們這個
They swore me to secrecy, 他們要我發誓保密
the little angels, 小天使們
but they want to go. 但是他們想去
It's all they talked about all morning. 他們一個早上都在談論這個
They're just afraid to ask you. 他們害怕問你們
They're afraid you'll think they don't love you. 他們害怕你們以為他們不愛你們了
The poor things. 可憐的小東西
It's a bizarre request. 這是個奇怪的要求
It's horrifying. 這很可怕
They have their hearts set on it. 他們全心全意
I knew you'd want to know 我知道你們想知道
as concerned, caring parents. 做體貼的父母
Oh, Gomez,what shall we do? 我們應該做什麼？
How can we say no? 我們如何說不？
Don't even mention it. 不要提及這個
Just do it. 直接去做
I'm sure they'll deny everything, 我保證他們會否認一切
but they want to go, 但是他們想去
God love them. 上帝愛他們
- Summer camp.- Summer camp. 夏令營
"Camp Chippewa." Chippewa夏令營
How charming. 多麼迷人
What's a chippewa? 什麼是chippewa
It's an old Indian word. 那是古老的印第安世界
It means orphan. 它的意思是孤兒院
Fresh air... 新鮮空氣
the scent of pine. 松木的氣味
[Morticia] Wednesday, look at all of the other children-- 星期三，看看其他孩子
their freckles, their bright little eyes, 他們的雀斑，他們明亮的小眼睛
their eager,friendly smiles. 他們渴望的友好的微笑
Help them.救救他們
Hi. I'm Amanda Buckman. 嗨，我是Amanda Buckman
Why are you dressed like that? 你為什麼穿成這樣？
Like what? 什麼樣？
Like you're going to a funeral. 就像你要去參加葬禮
Why are you dressed like somebody died? 你為什麼穿的像有人死了？
Wait. 我在等
Hi. Don Buckman. 嗨Don Buckman
Isn't this place something else? 這裡沒點其他的嘛？
Very exclusive. 非常獨特
A kid has to be extra special to get in, 一個孩子必須非常特別才能參加
gifted, exceptional. 天賦異稟
Our Amanda's already skipped two grades. 我們Amanda已經跳了兩級
How about your boy? 你們的孩子呢？
Probation. 實習
We just love Chippewa. 我們愛Chippewa
Amanda couldn't wait. Amanda等不及了
It's all she talked about. 她一直在說這個
She's got a whole new wardrobe. 她帶了全部的新衣服
And this little lady? 這位年輕的女士呢？
Wednesday's at that very special age 星期三處在一個很特別的年齡段
when a girl has only one thing on her mind. 那時候女孩在她腦子裡只有一個念頭
Boys? 男孩子？
Homicide. 殺人犯
[Whistle Blows]
Attention! 注意！
Hey! Listen up,everybody. 大家聽好！
I'm Gary Granger! 我是Gary Granger！
And I'm Becky Martin-Granger. 我是Becky Martin-Granger！
We're the owners and directors here at Camp Chippewa, 我們是夏令營的主管
America's foremost facility for... 美國最早的技能
privileged young adults. 為幸運的小大人們準備
And we're all here to learn, to grow, 我們在這裡學習，長大
and to just plain have fun! 娛樂！
'Cause that's what being privileged is all about. 那是我們感到幸運的原因
Buffy!
How are you? 你好嗎？
I'm fine.How are you? 我很好你呢？
How are you doing? 你怎麼樣？
I don't think I like it here. 我不覺得我喜歡這裡
Do you know how dirty you are? 你知道你有多髒嘛？
Please leave him alone. 請讓他一個人呆著
I can't breathe. 我不能呼吸了
Stand up straight,please. 站直
This is why he's always sick. 這就是為什麼他老生病
Don't start with me. 不要盯著我
This has nothing to do with allergies. 我們又沒什麼辦法對付過敏
You did this. 是你幹的
Can you breathe? 你能呼吸嘛？
Stand up straight.Stand up straight. 站直站直
"Everyone at the ball 每個人都在舞會上
"turned and stared at Cinderella. 盯著灰姑娘
"Who is that beautiful woman?everyone asked. 這個漂亮的女孩是誰？所有人都在問
"Even Prince Charming noticed the new arrival. 連王子也注意到了這個新到的
"Who are you?he asked Cinderella. 你是誰，王子問
[Creak]
"My name is Cinderella,she said to the prince. 我叫灰姑娘，她告訴王子
"Could you tell me 你能告訴我
"who is that man over by the punch bowl, 那拿大酒杯的男人是誰
"that fascinating man, 那個迷人的男子
"that oddly sensual man, 那個奇怪的男人
"that man who makes me quiver under my bodice, 這個男人讓我顫抖
that bald man?" 那個禿頭的男人
She's driving me wild! 她讓我瘋狂
Who? 誰？
Debbie. Debbie.
Even the sound of her name... 連她名字的聲音
Debbie.
Isn't it beautiful? 這不美嗎？
She makes me think of vinyl.Chemicals! 她讓我想到煉金術師！
Truly, Fester, 的確Fester
has it finally happened,at long last? 這麼久以來它終於發生了？
I don't know.I think so. 我不知道，我想是的
All these years I've watched you and Morticia 這些年，我看著你和Morticia
through windows,doorways, 隔著窗子，門口
keyholes. 鎖孔
I've been so happy for you, 我很為你高興
but I have to confess I've been jealous, too. 但是我必須承認我也很妒忌
I've dreamed that sometime 我有時也夢想過這些
there might be someone for me. 有一個人屬於我
There's Thing. 這裡有「東西」
I know, but I want more-- 我知道，但我需要更多
legs, elbows, 腿，手肘
a head. 一個頭
Two legs? 兩條腿？
Dare I ask Debbie to dinner? 我能邀請Debbie吃晚餐嘛？
What if she says no? 假如她說不怎麼辦？
What if she says yes? 假如她說好怎麼辦？
If I asked her,would you come, 假如我邀請她你會來嘛？
you and Morticia? 你和Morticia
Of course. 當然
[Gulp]
[Tweet]
Life saving. 救生訓練
We're all top-notch swimmers. 頂級的游泳運動員
Now we show our stuff 現在我們展示我們的學識
and earn those certificates. 獲得一張證書
How about our first little pair 我們的第一對
of life saving buddies? 救生搭檔？
Amanda, Wednesday.
Is that your bathing suit? 這是你的泳衣？
Is that your over bite? 你不覺得太緊嗎？
One of you will be the drowning victim. 你們中的一個將是溺水者
The other one will be our lifesaver. 另一個是我們的救生員
I'll be the victim. 我當溺水者
All your life. 你這輩子
I'm going to be an actress. 我要當一名演員
Brava! 很好！
Now jump in,swim out a few yards, 跳進去，游幾碼
and start drowning. 然後開始溺水
Help me! 救命！
I'm drowning! 我溺水了！
Help me! 救命
I'm dying! 我就要死了！
I can't swim. 我不會游泳
[Playing A Tango]
It's our favorite bistro. 這是我最喜歡的餐廳
We've been coming here for years. 我們多年都來這裡
Of course,it has been redone. 當然，這裡改裝過
Oh, it's just... 哦，這裡……
lovely. 真可愛
Isn't it, Fester? 不是嗎？Fester
Fester.
[Muffled]
It's a quaint French custom-- 這是有趣的法國傳統
sharing half-eaten bread. 分享咬了一半的麵包
Fester is truly continental. Fester是真正的歐洲人
He spent many years abroad. 他在國外呆了很多年
He speaks 12 languages fluently. 他能流利的說12種語言
I could tell. 我能分辨出來
When I first saw him, 我第一次看到他
I thought he was from Europe. 我覺得他來自歐洲
You did? 真的？
It's true. 是啊
But I took a bath. 但是我只是去了一下浴室洗澡
Fester's really a wonderful man. Fester真的是個好人
He's just terribly shy. 他只是非常害羞
I just can't tell-- 我知道
does he like me at all? 他喜歡我嗎？
Of course he does. 當然
He vomited. 他吐了
Does he always do that with women he likes? 他對喜歡的女人都這樣嗎？
Oh, no. 哦，不
Just you. 只有你
Ah.
Do you think she minded? 你覺得她介意嗎？
Of course not. 當然不
She adores you. 她崇拜你
I'm making such a mess of things. 我把事情搞的一團糟
Gomez, how do you do it? Gomez，你是怎麼做到的？
How can I be like you? 我要怎麼樣才能像你？
How can I be suave? 我要怎樣才能文雅受人喜愛？
Woo her, admire her, 欣賞她，向她求愛
make her feel like she's the most sublime creature on Earth. 讓她覺得她是地球上最完美的創造
Yes. That's it? 是啊，這樣？
We're back, 我們回來
noses powdered. 補妝
Perfection achieved. 完美著陸
We are the luckiest brothers on Earth. 我們是世界上最幸運的兄弟
We are unworthy of such splendor, 我們配不起如此美妙的造物
undeserving of such radiance. 不配如此的光輝
Uh, that's right. 是啊
We should have...ugly girls. 我們應該去找……難看的女孩
[Violin Plays]
[Gasp]
[Clicking]
[Muffled] Hah!
And then the ghost said, 然後幽靈說
"And I will haunt you forever." 我會永遠纏著你
- Ooh. - Ooh.
Wednesday, 星期三
you have to continue the ghost story. 你要接著說鬼故事
This is dumb. 這很愚蠢
Well, if you can't do it... 假如你講不了……
And, so, the next night, 然後，第二天晚上
the ghost returned to the haunted cabin, 幽靈回到了小屋
and he said to the campers, 對野營者們說
"None of you really believe in me, 你們都不相信我
so I'll have to prove my power." 我要加強我的力量
And the next morning, 第二天早上
when the campers woke up, 當野營者們醒來
all of their old noses had grown back. 他們所有舊的鼻子都長回來了
- Aah! - Aah!
Oh, Fester,
how you must hate me. 你一定很討厭我
What? 什麼？
Here you are, 你在這裡
a debonair man of the world. 全世界最溫文爾雅的男人
How I must bore you. 我一定讓你覺得很無聊
Oh, never. 哦，從來沒有
Fester, before we go any further, Fester，在我們更進一步之前
I have a confession, 我必須承認
something I must tell you. 我要告訴你
I'm a virgin. 我是個處女
You are? 真的？
Yes. 是啊
What's that? 什麼是處女？
It--It's someone 那是
who's never experienced physical love. 從未體驗過身體愛情的人
Oh. 哦
You mean,with another person. 你是說跟另一個人
Then, Debbie, 那麼Debbie
I have a confession to make, as well. 我也必須告訴你
I'm one, too. 我也是
You? You? 你？你？
Yes. 是啊
But with your looks,your charm, 但是你的外貌，你的魅力
women must follow you everywhere. 女人們肯定導出跟著你
Store detectives. 商店售貨員
Oh, Fester,
I always dreamed 我一直夢想
of meeting someone untouched, 遇到一個從沒被碰過的人
someone pure, 純潔的
someone...just like you. 就像你一樣
You'll meet him. 你會找到的
And--And I dreamed that when I met him, 我夢想著當我遇到他的時候
that we would wait until our wedding night 我們可以等到我們的新婚之夜
to give ourselves to one another, 吧我們自己給另一個人
to make the ultimate sacrifice. 作出最後的犧牲
A goat? 一個替罪羊？
Until now I thought it was impossible, 知道現在我認為還不可能
but, Fester Addams, 但是Fester Addams
I love you. 我愛你
You do? 真的？
Please, I have to know how you feel about me. 我想知道你對我的感覺
I love you. 我愛你
I worship you. 我崇拜你
I'd do anything for you. 我願意為你做任何事
I'd pay. 我付了帳
Fester!
Debbie!
Oh.
Look at him. 看看他
So peaceful. 那麼平靜
[Snoring]
This evening as I watched Fester and Debbie, 今晚當我看到Fester和Debbie
I kept my fingers crossed. 我交叉起了手指
I hoped... 我希望……
I prayed. 我祈禱
Let them fall in love. 讓他們墜入愛河
Let them know happiness. 讓他們瞭解快樂
Let them adopt. 讓他們相互依偎
Gomez, Morticia,
great news-- 天大的好消息
Something impossible,a miracle. 不可能的奇跡！
- The rash...- It's gone. 疹子……退了
I'm engaged. 我訂婚了
That ring... 那個戒指……
It was our mother's.She was buried with it. 那是我們母親的戒指，和她一起埋起來了
[Thunder]
Mail call. 郵件
Addams. 亞當斯
Barkley, Castleman, Calloway,
Dexter, Donman,
Edwards, Evans,
Finley, Fisher, Framingham...
Oh, no. 哦，不
What is it? 怎麼了？
This is unspeakable. 無法形容
Is something wrong?Bad news? 有什麼不對嘛？壞事？
It's the worst thing ever in the history of human events. 這是人類歷史上最壞的事情
Uncle Fester is getting married. Fester叔叔要結婚了
A wedding? 婚禮？
But that's great news. 但那是好事
To whom? 和誰
The nanny. 保姆
Get out of the cabin. 從屋裡出去
I'd kill myself. 我會自殺的
The help? 幫幫忙
I'm sure she's a very nice lady. 我相信她是一位很好的女士
I think that's disgusting. 我覺得那令人作嘔
Their whole family's 他們一家
like some weird medical experiment. 就像一個奇怪的藥物試驗
I think they're like circus people. 我覺得他們是馬戲團的
What did you say? 你說什麼？
Tempers. 脾氣
Group hug. 集體擁抱
Wednesday.
Pugsley.
Will a hug hurt us? 擁抱會傷害我們嘛？
We don't hug. 我們不擁抱
Oh, they're just shy. 他們只是害羞
We're not shy. 我們不害羞
We're contagious. 我們帶接觸傳染
I'm sensing some friction here, 我感覺這裡有點摩擦
something not quite Chippewa. 有點不那麼和諧
- Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm.
Hey, no problem-o. 沒問題
All they need are good friends, good fun, 他們只是需要好朋友，娛樂
and a little time in the harmony hut. 一點時間在溫馨的小屋裡
How long do we have to stay in here? 我們要在這裡呆多久？
Until we crack. 知道我們爆炸
[Door Opens]
Have fun. 開心下
What are you in for? 你為什麼在這裡？
I wouldn't go horseback riding. 我不要騎馬
That's all? 就這樣？
And I wouldn't make a bird house. 我不要做鳥房
Why not? 為什麼不？
I just wanted to read. 我只想讀書
Not on my time, four-eyes. 不是在這個時間，四眼
[Laughing]
Aah!
Aah aah aah!
Hurry up. 快點
I'm coming. 我來了
Wait. 等下
Be careful. 小心
Tetanus. 破傷風
[Siren]
There they are! 他們在那裡
I saw them sneak out. 我看到他們溜出去了
What do you think you're doing? 你們覺得你們在幹嘛？
We have to see our family. 我們要回家看看
It's important. 這很重要
More important than summer fun? 比夏令營還重要？
More important than making new friends? 比交朋友還重要？
More important than sharing? 比分享還重要？
Joel Glicker,I'm surprised at you. Joel Glicker，我感到很驚訝看到你
I have to get out of here. 我必須出去
I have allergies 我過敏
Oh, you're allergic? 你過敏嘛？
To sunshine,archery, and crafts? 陽光，射擊，工藝？
Yes. 是的
I think they should be punished. 我覺得他們必須受到懲罰
Punished! Punished! 懲罰！懲罰！
No! We are not here to punish. 我們不是到這裡來懲罰的
We are here to inspire. 我們是來受鼓舞的
Know what our little ninja friends need? 知道我們的小忍者朋友需要什麼？
Know what might turn their sad, wasted lives around? 知道什麼能驅趕他們的悲傷
What? 什麼？
[Guitar Strums]
~ Kumbaya, my Lord ~
~ Kumbaya ~
~ Kumbaya, my Lord ~
~ Kumbaya ~
[Wolf Howls]
~ Kumbaya, my Lord ~
~ Kumbaya ~
~ Oh, Lord, Kumbaya ~~
Now, Debbie,have you met everyone? Debbie你見過所有人了嘛？
Morticia.
Margaret.
[Kiss Kiss]
Margaret, this is our bride-to-be. Margaret，這是我們的準新娘
Welcome to our family. 歡迎來我們家
I can't tell you what it's meant 我不知道這麼跟你說
joining the Addams clan. 加入亞當斯一族
Have you met my husband Cousin Itt? 你見過我丈夫Cousin Itt了嘛？
Cousin Itt?
We've been so happy, 我們非常快樂
and, just as little Pubert arrived, 小Pubert降臨了的時候
we were blessed with our own little bundle of joy. 上帝保佑我們也得到了自己的寶貝
[Cooing]
What? 什麼
Oh, I didn't say anything. 哦，我沒說什麼
That's the baby's nickname-- What? 這是孩子的綽號-「什麼」
From the obstetrician. 產科醫生取的
Isn't he precious? 他不可愛麼？
We've had offers. 我們有提供者
~ For he's a jolly good fellow ~
~ Which nobody can deny ~~
You guys are the best bunch of friends 你們這些傢伙是最好的朋友
a fella could hope for. 值得信任的男人
What a party! 多美妙的聚會！
And now for the piece de resistance. 現在是主菜
Ta-da!
That poor girl. 可憐的女孩
Lurch, was she in there before you baked? Lurch，你烤之前她就在裡面了嘛？
[Groan]
So, so, so.
C'est la vie. 這就是生活！
[Laughter]
Ha ha ha ha!
Are you really allergic? 你真的過敏？
Uh-huh.
To almost everything. 幾乎所有東西
No, you're not. 不， 你沒有
Am, too. 我有
I can't have dairy products 我不能吃乳製品
or wear wool 羊毛行頭
or drink fluoridated water. 或者喝含氟的水
You know what happens 你知道怎麼了
if my mom uses a fabric softener? 假如我媽媽用織物軟化劑
What? 怎麼了？
I die. 我死了
Where are you? 你在哪裡？
Over here. 這裡
Where? 哪裡？
By the skeleton. 在骷髏旁邊
I got your message inside my cutlet. 我在肉排上看到了留言
I need to ask you something. 我要問你一些事情
What? 什麼？
Do you believe in the existence of evil? 你相信邪惡的極限嘛？
Well, did you meet my mom? 那你見過我媽媽了？
My Uncle Fester's about to get married 我的叔叔要結婚了
to this woman in a white uniform. 跟一個穿著白套裝的女人
A radiologist. 放射線研究員
A nanny. 一個保姆
I have to go to the wedding. 我必須要去婚禮
I have a pass. Want to come? 我有一張請柬，你要來嘛？
You mean like... on a date? 你的意思是……約會？
No. 不
I'd love to. 我很高興能來
[Plays "Sunrise, Sunset']
[Plays "Wedding March']
[Speaking Gibberish]
I, 我
Fester Addams,
do hereby declare my unending love. 我在此宣佈我無盡的愛
I will worship you forever. 我會永遠崇拜你
I will devote... 我將獻出
my every waking moment 我醒著的每一刻
to your happiness alone. 為你的幸福
[Sobbing]
Oh.
Henceforth,I am your eternal 從今以後，我就是你的永遠
and helpless slave. 和奴隸
Nice. 真好
Ditto. 同上
[Cheering]
You're going to have a wonderful life together. 你們將會用美妙的一生
Yes, I am. 是的
Come, darling, 來吧親愛的
let's see who's the next happy bride. 讓我們看看誰是下一個幸福的新娘
Here, Debbie! 這裡Debbie!
- To me!- Me! 我的！我的！
Oh, I have it! 哦，我拿到了！
- No! I have it!- It's mine! 不，是我的！我的！
Now you have to get married. 看來你的結婚了
It's not binding. 不是一定要遵守
Tramp. 浪費
- Bye!- Congratulations! 再見！恭喜！
- Congratulations!- Bon voyage! 恭喜！一路平安！
The key ingredient 關鍵的因素
to a successful Hawaiian honeymoon 對一個成功的夏威夷蜜月來說
is romantic music. 是浪漫的音樂
[Romantic Music Plays]
I ordered this cassette from Time-Life. 我一輩子都準備這這盒磁帶
5,000 of the World's Most Romantic Melodies. 5000首世界最浪漫的旋律
It's superb. 真好
What do you call this? 你叫它什麼？
Number 438. 438號
So... 所以
do you like romantic living? 你喜歡浪漫生活嘛？
I do, so far. 是的，渴望很久了
I love romantic living. 我喜歡浪漫生活
Oh, Fester, how much do you love me? Oh, Fester，你有多愛我？
With all my soul. 用我的整個靈魂
Would you do anything for me? 你會為我做一切嘛？
Anything. 任何事
Would you die for me? 你願意為我死嘛？
Yes. 是的
Promise? 發誓？
Aah!
Aah aah!
Aah aah aah aah!
Pumpkin? 小南瓜
Muffin. 鬆餅
[TVPlays]
Darling, I know you're nervous. 親愛的，我知道你很緊張
So am I. 是的
I'm not nervous. 我不緊張
I'm upset. 我慌亂
Because of the bathtub? 因為浴缸？
Th-Th--
That was an accident. 那是一個意外
I know. 我知道
I'm fine. 我很好
I know. 我知道
Don't give it another thought. 不要再想了
Don't be frightened. 不要在害怕
This is as new to me as it is to you. 這對你我來說都很新鮮
Have you really never had sex? 你真的從來沒有做愛過？
Never. 沒有
Then how do you know we're not having it right now? 你怎麼知道我們現在沒在做愛？
We'll be just like Gomez and Morticia. 我們像Gomez and Morticia
Pretend we're at home in my room-- 假裝我們在家在我的房間
Granny down the hallway, 奶奶在走廊上
Lurch by the door. Lurch 看著門
Oh, my God. 哦，我的天
Please, what is it? 這是什麼？
What do you need? 你要什麼？
Only you, my dearest. 只有你，我親愛的
Really? 真的？
Fester, I'm ready. Fester，我準備好了
- Just one thing...- Gomez told me. No giggling. -只有一件事……-Gomez告訴我不要傻笑
- And?- No hand puppets. 還有呢？-不玩手偶
- And...- What? 還有呢？-什麼？
after we've made love, 我們做愛以後
you can never see your family again. 你不能再見你的家人
What? 什麼？
Otherwise, I could never really enjoy myself. 否則我在也不會高興
I could never give myself completely. 我在也不會滿足
Unless I never see my family again? 除非我在也不見我的家人？
Yes. If I picture them in our lives, 是的，我想到他們
I could never achieve...you know. 我就不舒服，你知道……
Never? 永遠？
Don't you love me? 你不愛我嘛？
Of course. 當然
Don't you want me? 你不需要我嘛？
Yes. 需要
Never. 永遠不
Stud. 紐扣
Whoa!
Uh...
ahh...
It's so odd we haven't heard from Fester and Debbie. 真奇怪我們沒有Fester和Debbie的消息
It's been almost a week.Hasn't it, little fellow? 一個星期了，那個小男人
Look at him. 看他
Too much fun at that reception. 非常快樂
here of the pup. 小東西
Excellent, Amanda! 完美Amanda!
Thank you. 謝謝
Next! 下一個
[Wednesday] "Dear Wednesday and Pugsley, 親愛的星期三和 Pugsley
"I love you dearly, 我愛你親愛的
but I can never see you again." 但是我不能再見你們了
Glicker, go! 格雷格，射出去啊！
[Becky] Good try! 很好
"When you are grown-up and very lonely, 等你們長大了很寂寞的時候
"you'll understand. 你們會明白
Love, Uncle Fester." 愛你們 叔叔Fester
He's a dead man. 他已經死了
Go! 射出去啊
[Bird Squawks]
It's an American bald eagle! 這是個美國禿鷲！
But aren't they extinct? 但是它們已經絕跡了啊?
They are now. 現在絕跡了
Mrs. Addams? 亞當斯夫人？
Yes? 恩？
Your hearse.Where's the body? 我看到您了，但是屍體呢？
Right there. 就那兒
But he's alive. 但他還活著
Tell me about it! 不要跟我說這個！
Fester, we may be together for a while... Fester我們可能會在一起一會兒……
All our lives,cara mia. 我們的一生，我親愛的
What? 什麼？
Mon cher. 親愛的
- Speak English. - Pumpkin? 說英語 親愛的？
If I have to be seen with you,we need to make some changes. 假如我必須被看到和你在一起，我們需要來點改變
Changes? 改變？
Be careful!It's a credenza! 小心點那是餐具櫥
These are beautiful things. 這些漂亮的東西
They're from catalogues. 他們來自商品目錄
Fester,get over here! Fester到這裡來！
It itches. 我長了疙瘩
Don't touch it,not until the scab falls off. 不要去碰它，不要等那疙瘩掉下來
Pumpkin, do you think these clothes are really me? 親愛的，你認為這些衣服適合我嗎？
Of course not.That's the point. 當然不是，這就是重點
- Where do you want this? - The second floor boudoir. 您要把這個放在哪裡?二樓邊上
I'm her husband. 我是他丈夫
Fester!
Give me a kiss. 親我一下
Give me a 20.Watch it! 給我20，小心！
That's a Queen Anne chandelier! 那是安皇后的枝形吊燈！
"Hawaii is wonderful. 夏威夷真美！
"I wish you were here, 我希望你在這裡
"and I can never see you again! 我再也不能見到你了！
P.S., Debbie says hi." 附加，Debbie問好
I don't understand.For weeks not a word, and now this. 我不明白，一周杳無音信，現在就來了這個
Darling, come to bed.He can't be serious. 親愛的睡覺吧，他不是認真的
Have I done something,said something? 我做了什麼說了什麼嗎？
Why does my brother despise me? 為什麼我的兄弟對我失望？
He adores you. 他崇拜你
I'd do anything for him. 我為他做了一切
At his request,I would rip out my eyes. 只要他願意，我會摘掉自己的眼珠子
At his command,I would crawl on my belly 只要他要求，我會用肚子走路
through hot coals and broken glass. 上刀山下火海
Why wait? 那還等什麼？
Has Fester gone mad? Fester瘋了嗎？
This is all just some sort of phase. 那只是一些句子
Post-honeymoon malaise. 蜜月綜合症
It's very common. 這很正常
Do you remember our honeymoon? 你記得我們的蜜月嗎？
That glorious cruise. 那個豪華游輪
No quarrels. 沒有爭吵
No cares. 沒有顧忌
No survivors. 沒有生還者
Cara mia. 親愛的
So... 那麼
you still desire me after all these years? 許多年以後你依舊對我充滿激情？
The old ball and chain? 我永遠的愛人
Forever. 永遠
I'll get them. 我明白
Heads up, campers.Thejamboree's only two weeks away. 聽好了，隊員們，離聚會只有兩個星期了
And you know what that means--clean cabins. 你們知道那是什麼意思--打掃小屋
Creating with clay and... 捏粘土
Canoes, canoes, canoes! 划船！划船！划船！
So we better get cracking, huh? 所以我們要分析一下
Look at this.I've got them. 看這個
Schizos and Serial Killers. 連環殺手
I have almost the whole series. 我有一整個系列
I'm only missing Jack the Ripper and that Zodiac guy. 我只錯過了傑克和12宮殺手
But look. 但是看這個
"The Black Widow." 黑寡婦
It might be Debbie. 那應該是Debbie
At least three rich husbands... 三個富有的丈夫……
all dead. 都死了
I'll trade you. 跟你交易
For what? 交易什麼？
Amy Fischer.
Each year，we conclude our summer 每年，我們總結我們的夏令營
with a very special presentation. 有些很特別的課程
Book, music,and lyrics by... 書，音樂，台詞……
Gary Granger! 農夫克雷
And this year, 今年
the old bean has come up with something pretty exciting-- 舊瓶裝新酒
my own personal salute to the first Thanksgiving. 我向感恩節致敬
Now, we have thought long and hard 我們深思熟慮
about choosing just the right little actress 選擇小演員
for the leading role of Sarah Miller, 主角Sarah Miller是，
our beautiful and kindly pilgrim lady, 我們美麗善良的聖女
and we have selected... 我們選擇……
Amanda Buckman!
And in the roles of her pilgrim pals-- 她神聖的好友是
Lily, Jennifer, Tiffany, Missy,
Michelle, and Melissa!
But, of course,not everyone can be a star. 當然不是所有人都是明星
Let's not forget our cheery little Chippewas 我們不能忘記我們可愛的其他小隊員
Mordecai, Yang,
Esther...
um...
Consuela, Irwin...
and, um...
I'm still not sure just how to pronounce this. 我到現在也不確定怎麼發這個音
Jam-il?Jame-il?
[Gary] Jamal.
Whatever. 隨便……
And as their leader in the secondary 我們第二陣營的主角
but still compellingly written role of Pocahontas, 但是同樣引人矚目的 Pocahontas
guess who we have in mind. 猜猜我們選中誰
Our own little brunette outcast-- 我們的名單
Wednesday Addams.
[Chimes Play Wedding March]
We want to see Debbie and Fester. 我們要見Debbie和Fester
Miss Debbie! Debbie小姐！
[Debbie] Debra!
Gomez...
where are we? 我們這是在哪裡？
It looks familiar. 這裡看起來很眼熟
Of course--the gates of hell. 當然--地獄之門
Welcome to my home. 歡迎來我家
Might we see my brother? 我們能看看我的兄弟嗎？
No. He doesn't want to see any of you or that. 不，他不想看到你們或者這個東西
Why not? 為什麼不？
Because he's in love. 因為他墜入了愛河
He's wrapped in a gossamer blanket of ecstasy, 他正裹在一條毯子裡出神
and he hates your guts. 他恨你們
But why? 為什麼？
Because you've flaunted yourselves, 因為你們炫耀自己
your great love affair. 你們的愛
You kept him a child. 你們把他當做小孩
I've made him a man. 我把他變成了男人
Let me hear this from his own lips. 讓我聽他親口說出來
His lips are busy. 他的嘴很忙
You want to talk to these people? 你願意跟這些人說話碼？
Debbie.
Oh.
Go away! 走開！
That is not my brother. 這個不是我的兄弟
Sorry. 對不起
You have enslaved him. 你奴役了他
You have placed Fester 你把Fester
under some strange sexual spell. 置於性誘惑中
I respect that. But, please, may we see him? 我尊重這些，但是，請讓我們看看他
Don't even think about it. 想都別想
You have gone too far. 你們走的太遠了
You have married Fester. 你和Fester結婚了
You have destroyed his spirit. 你摧毀了他的靈魂
You have taken him from us. 你讓他離開我們
All that I could forgive. 這些我都會忘記
But, Debbie... 但是，Debbie……
What? 什麼？
Pastels?
Get out of my house! 滾出去！
Hit the road! 出去
And if you ever show your faces around here again, 你們要是再在這裡出現
I'll have you locked up for trying to visit. 我就把你們鎖在外面
Right, Fessie? 對嗎？Fessie
Right! 對！
Luxor, nexor,burst, and burn! （咒語）
What is she doing? 她在幹嘛？
Just a curse.Have a nice day. 只是一個咒語，祝你愉快
I demand justice! 我要求公正！
Someone has married my brother. 有人跟我的兄弟結婚了
No. 不
She took him to Hawaii. 她把他帶到夏威夷
They have moved into a large, expensive home 他們搬到一棟又大又貴的房子裡
where they make love constantly. 他們在那裡不停得做愛
I hate when that happens. 我討厭這些
Arrest her at once without delay. 馬上逮捕她
- Who? - Debbie. 誰？ Debbie
My brother's wife, the temptress of Waikiki. 我兄弟的妻子，這個維基基海灘的女妖
Who are you? 你是誰？
What are you? Who moved the rock? 你們是誰？怎麼回事？
Officer,you must issue a subpoena. 警官你必須開傳票
I believe they own... 我相信他們有……
Gomez, no! 不！
A Buick! 一輛別克！
Just leave.Leave quietly. Leave now. 離開，快點離開，現在就離開
Don't make me call Ringling Brothers. 不要讓我去叫人
Has the planet gone mad? 這群人瘋了嗎？
My brother... passion's hostage. 我兄弟被綁架了
I seek justice. 我尋求正義的幫助
Denied. 被否決了
I shall not submit.I shall conquer. I shall rise. 我要上報，我要鬥爭，我要起訴
My name is Gomez Addams, and I have seen evil! 我的名字是Gomez Addams，我看到了邪惡！
I have seen horror! 我看到了恐怖！
I have seen the unholy maggots 我看到了污穢的蛆
which feast in the dark recesses of the human soul! feast在面對人類靈魂最黑暗的一面！
They're at camp. 他們在野營
I have seen all this,Officer. 我都看到了警官
But until today, 但是直到今天
I had never seen... 我從未見過……
you! 你這樣的！
Hook him, book him,cook him. Now! 攆出去，馬上！
Next in line. 下一位
Yes, I'd like to renew my passport, please. 我要更新我的護照
I'll be leaving the country very shortly. 我馬上要離開這個國家
Traveling alone? 一個人旅行？
Yes. I'll be a widow. 是的，我就要變成寡婦了
~ Happy, happy turkey day ~
~ Hunger pains will go away ~
~ When you hear the pilgrims say ~
~ It's happy turkey day ~
~ Happy, happy turkey day ~
~ Let's all eat the Indian way ~
~ As Bastille and Cape Cod day ~
~ On happy turkey day ~~
Look at you.Oh, Amanda, you look perfect! 瞧你，哦Amanda，你看起來真完美！
You're just the prettiest pilgrim I've ever seen! 你是我見過的最美麗的聖女！
Gar, come and take a look at this. 卡爾過來看看這個
Here they are! 他們在這裡！
They were by the phone. 他們去打電話了
We were calling the FBI. 我們打給FBI
Their uncle's in trouble. 他們的叔叔有麻煩
You're late for your fittings. 你們排練遲到了
I don't want to be in the pageant. 我不想出現在舞台上
You won't help me realize my vision? 你不想幫我實現我的設想？
Your work is puerile and under-dramatized. 你的工作很幼稚缺乏表演技巧
You lack any sense of structure, character, 你缺乏對角色和結構的感覺
or the Aristotelian unities. 或者亞里士多德的瞭解
Young lady,I am getting just a tad tired 年輕的女士我只是在做一點嘗試
of your attitude problem. 對於你的態度問題
Everyone, campers! 每一個人，隊員們！
I have a wonderful idea. 我有一個好注意
Wednesday and Pugsley and young Mr. Glicker here, Wednesday，Pugsley和年輕的Glicker先生在這裡
well, they have just never quite latched on 他們不太理解
to the Chippewa spirit, Chippewa精神
nor have some of their little comrades. 他們都沒有朋友
Isn't that sad? 那不可悲嗎？
- Yes! - Yes! 對！
Don't we just hate that? 我們很討厭這樣對嗎？
- Yes! - Yes! 對！
Don't we wish they'd just die? 我們希望他們馬上死掉對嗎?
- Yes! - Yes! 對！
We don't. 我們不
But you know what we'll do with them? 你們知道我們要對他們做什麼？
We're going to make an example. 我們要做榜樣
We are going to show that anyone, 我們要表示任何人
no matter how odd or pale or chubby, 無論多麼古怪蒼白或者肥胖
can still have a darn good time. 依然能享受快樂
Whether they like it or not. 無論他們喜不喜歡
What are you going to do? 你們要做什麼？
Yes, indeedy, just the ticket. 是的，只是一張門票
Bambi. 小鹿斑比
Lassie Come Home. 靈犬萊西
The Little Mermaid. 小美人魚
Stop it. 停下
He's only a child. 他只是個孩子
Don't worry.We're getting out of here. 別擔心 我們會出去的
But... 但是
it's Disney. 那是迪士尼
Yes. 是的
~ The hillsare alive ~
~ With the sound of music ~
~ With songs they have sung ~
~ For a thousand years... ~~
~ And they knew that it was much more than a hunch ~
~ That this group must somehow form a family ~
~ That's the way we all became the BradyBunch... ~~
~ You're always a day ~
~ A-way ~~
Well... 好……
good evening. 晚上好
Is there anything you'd like to say to everyone? 你們有什麼要對大家說的嗎？
Yes. 是
And just what might that be? 什麼呢？
I'm not perky. 我不活潑
That's for damn sure. 非常
But I want to be. 但是我希望是
You do? 真的？
I want to smile 我想微笑
and sing and dance 唱歌跳舞
and be Pocahontas in Gary's vision. 像Gary設想的那樣參演Pocahontas
Oh, darling,do you really mean it? 哦，親愛的，你說的是真的？
- [Gasps] - [Gasps]
Isn't she pretty? 她美嗎？
She's scaring me! 她嚇到我了！
Oh, Gar.
Yeah.
Aah!
Stay back! 退後！
He's very sick. 他病的很重
My baby! 我的寶貝！
Lumbar, dison... （咒語）
pox and thither, （咒語）
curad, brattle, （咒語）
bone and brine! （咒語）
[Laughing]
Bone and brine! （咒語）
[Coos]
Well, he's stubborn. 非常頑固的病
It works on cats. 這個咒語對貓有用
- What are we going to do? - Is it hopeless? 我們應該做什麼？ 沒有希望了嗎？
Here it is. 在這裡
"Chapter 18. Infant possessions." 18章嬰兒著魔
He's possessed? 他著魔了？
"Warning signs-- 症狀警告
"severe alterations in appearance and personality. 人格和外貌的一些改變
Such alterations can become permanent." 這些改變是永久的
Permanent? Those golden curls? 永遠？這些金髮？
Those rosy cheeks? 這粉紅的臉頰？
That smile? 這微笑？
"These terrifying changes 這些可怕的改變
"are most often the result of a troubled family life. 通常發生在家庭生活發生苦難的時候
Separations--" 骨肉分離
You mean... 你的意思是……
Fester!
Bingo! This kid knows 是的！這個孩子知道了
that something is not right around here. 這裡有些事情不對勁
Unless Fester comes back, we're talking dimples. 除非Fester回來，否則我們有大麻煩了
Not in this house. 不會發生在這裡
He could stay this way for years. Forever. 他會很多年這樣，可能永遠
He could become... 他會變成……
a lawyer... 一個律師……
I won't listen! 我不想聽了！
An orthodontist... 牙科醫生……
Mama, stop! 媽媽停下！
President. 總統
[Pubert Laughs]
Please! I beg you! 我求你了！
Take me! 帶我走吧！
Each summer we take this occasion 每年夏天我們舉辦這個盛會
to celebrate a seminal event in American history. 來慶祝美國歷史上一個重要的發展
This year, we depict 今年我們選擇
perhaps the most important day in our shared past-- 是我們以往分享的最重要的一天
the first Thanksgiving! 第一個感恩節！
A day for maize, 收穫的一天
the Native American word for corn, 美國的糧食
a terrific turkey dinner, 美妙的火雞晚餐
and brotherhood! 兄弟友情！
So, white meat and dark meat, 所以white meat和dark meat
take it away! 那走它！
[Piano Plays]
~ Eat us, hey, it's Thanksgiving day ~
~ Eat us, we make a nice buffet ~
~ We lost the race with Farmer Ed ~
~ Eat us 'cause we're good and dead ~
~ White man or red man ~
~ From East, North, or South ~
~ Chop off our legs ~
~ And put 'em in your mouth ~
~ Eat me ~
~ Sauteed or barbecued ~
~ Eat me ~
~ We once were pets, but now we're food ~
~ We won't stay fresh for very long ~
~ So eat us before we finish this song ~
~ Eat us before we finish this song ~~
[Sobbing]
Thank you. 謝謝
It was a senseless tragedy. 這是個意外的悲劇
Ha ha!
[Ticking]
Angel, I'm going out for just a minute. 天使我要出去一會兒
I forgot the champagne. 我忘記了香檳
Our three-week anniversary!I'll go. 我們的三周結婚紀念！我走了
No, no.You're working hard enough. 不不，你做的夠努力了
I'll just put your present on the table. 我把你的禮物放在桌子上
Don't peek! 不要打開
Oh, please, please! 求求你！
What is it? 是什麼？
Is it string? 是串繩子嗎？
You never know. 你永遠都不會知道
Uh...is it a dog toy? 一個狗玩具？
Just you wait. 如你所願
It's a bomb. 一個炸彈
What? 什麼？
I know.Wait for my birthday. 我知道了。等我生日的時候拆開
Fester...
let me look at you. 讓我看看你
I want to remember you just this way. 我要這樣記住你
What do you mean? 你是什麼意思啊？
Rich. Will you miss me? 富翁，你會想我嗎？
But you'll be right back,won't you? 但是你不是馬上就要回來嗎？
Of course. 大然
Whoo!
Hoo hoo hoo hoo!
I am so glad we invited the Chippewas 我很高興我們邀請了印第安人
to join us for this holiday meal. 享受我們的假期盛宴
Remember, these savages are our guests. 記住這些野人是我們的客人
We must not be surprised 我們不能太驚訝
at any of their strange customs. 無論他們的風俗多古怪
After all, they have not had our advantages, 畢竟他們沒我們進步
such as fine schools, 例如好的學校
libraries full of books, 放滿書的圖書館
shampoo. 香波
[Audience Chuckles]
How. I am Pocahontas, a Chippewa maiden. 我是Pocahontas，一個印第安少女
An Indian. 一個印第安人
Enough said. 夠了
And I am Running Bear, 我是Running Bear
betrothed to Pocahontas. 許配給了Pocahontas
In the play. 在這個劇裡
20 grand for summer camp, 付給夏令營20000塊
he's Mr. Woo-Woo. 他真厲害
We have brought a special gift for this holiday feast. 我們給今天的節日帶來了特殊的禮物
I am a turkey. Kill me. 我是個火雞，請殺了我
What a thoughtful gift! 多麼好的禮物
Why, you are as civilized as we, 你們像我們一樣文明
except we wear shoes and have last names. 除了我們穿鞋子還有有名字以外
Welcome to our table, our new primitive friends. 歡迎來我們的晚餐會，我們的新原始人朋友
Thank you,Sarah Miller. 謝謝你Sarah Miller
You're the most beautiful person I've ever seen. 你是我見過的最漂亮的人
Your hair is the color of the sun, 你的頭髮是太陽的顏色
your skin is like fresh milk, 你的皮膚像鮮奶
and everyone loves you. 每個人都愛你
Stop! Sit. 可以了請坐
Wait. 等下
What? 什麼？
We cannot break bread with you. 我們不能跟你們分享麵包
Huh? Becky, what's going on? 恩？Becky怎麼回事？
[Becky] Wednesday! 星期三！
You have taken the land 我們佔領了陸地
which is rightfully ours. 我們這麼做是正當的
Years from now,my people will be forced 很多年後，我的人民會被從這裡趕出去
to live in mobile homes on reservations. 居無定所
Your people will wear cardigans 你們的人穿羊毛衫
and drink highballs. 和飲料
We will sell our bracelets by the roadsides. 我們會在路邊賣我們的手鐲
You will play golf 你們在打高爾夫
and enjoy hot hors d'oeuvres. 享受餐前熱點
My people will have pain and degradation. 我的人民痛苦而退化
Your people will have stick shifts. 你們的人民會有汽車
The gods of my tribe have spoken. 我們部落的上帝說了
They have said, "Do not trust the pilgrims, 不要相信這些人
especially Sarah Miller." 特別是Sarah Miller
Gary, she's changing the words. Gary她改詞了
And for all these reasons, 基於以上原因
I have decided to scalp you 我決定剝下你的頭皮作為戰利品
and burn your village to the ground. 燒了你的村子
[Yelling Indian War Cry]
Aah!
Children! Campers! 孩子們！隊員們！
Stop!You're destroying my text! 停下！你毀了我的劇本！
Aah! Aah!
He's not a team player. 他不懂團隊合作
he,s only a child, but He needs friends. 他只是個孩子但是他需要朋友
He needs friends like this? 他需要這樣的朋友？
- Aah! - Oh!
- [Gasps] - [Gasps]
Aah!
Uh, I beg your pardon. 我希望你再說一遍
Do something! 做點什麼！
[Muffled Screams]
~ Macho, macho man ~
~ Feel my muscles ~
~ I've got to be a macho man ~
~ Mucho, mucho, macho, macho ~
~ I got to be a macho ~
~ Hey, hey, hey, hey ~
Hey! Wait!What time is it, Jorge? 等下！幾點了！？
Ah, 6:25.
Oops. Got to go. 哦，我要走了
- No! - Wait! 不！ 等下！
Wait here.It's my anniversary. 今天是我的紀念日
I'll be right back. 我馬上就回來
Your husband is a very lucky man. 你丈夫真是個幸運的人
Don't say that! 不要說這個！
~ Hey, hey, hey ~
~ Hey, macho, macho man ~
~ I got to be a macho man ~~
[Ticking]
Cheers. 乾杯
Oh, no, no. 哦不不
But, Officer... 但是警官……
my husband was in that house. 我丈夫在房子裡
[Laughing]
Happy anniversary, Debbie. 紀念日快樂Debbie.
Help. Help. 救命救命
Sweetheart! Did you get the champagne? 甜心！你買到香檳了嗎？
Freeze! 不許動！
Pookie? 親愛的？
I tried to make it look like an accident. 我想讓它看起來像場意外
I tried to give you some dignity, but, oh, no, not you. 我試著給你點尊嚴，但是，不是你
What are you saying? 你在說什麼？
I want you dead,and I want your money. 我要你死，我要你的錢
But--But...don't you love me? 但是--但是……你不愛我嗎？
Is that a no? 不是嗎？
Oh, do I love you.Look at yourself! 哦，我愛你，看看你自己！
You're a nightmare.You're the missing link. 你是個噩夢，你腦子裡缺根筋
You shouldn't be married. You should be studied. 你不該結婚，你不該存在
You're a big,dumb, weird thing. 你是個又大又單調又怪的東西
No woman in her right mind could love you. 沒有一個正常的女人會愛你
Yeow!
Thing! 東西！
I'll get you!And your little hand, too! 我會抓到你和你的小手！
Aah!
Come on. 來吧
No. I have to go back.For the others. 不，我要回去，去其他人那裡
You're very brave. 你很勇敢
And to watch the place burn.You go. 去看那地方被燒掉，你走吧
Save your uncle. 救救你叔叔
I may never see you again. 我可能再也見不到你了
I know. 我知道
There are forces tearing us apart-- 我們被迫分開
Gary, Debbie,seventh grade. Gary, Debbie和七年級
I'll never forget you. 我永遠不會忘記你
You won't? 你不會？
You're too weird. 你太怪了
We'll always have today and Chippewa. 我們共同擁有今天和 Chippewa
And this. 和這個
What is it? 這是什麼？
Amanda's retainer. Amanda的護圈
Cara mia. 親愛的
Mon cher. 親愛的
[Honking]
Come on! 來吧！
Move it! 走開！
Move out of the way! 走開！
"We looked, （兒歌）
"then we saw him step in on the mat. （兒歌）
"We looked, and we saw him-- （兒歌）
the cat in the hat." （兒歌）
Are you enjoying this? 你喜歡這個嗎？
To think... 想想
a child of mine. 我的孩子
"I know it is wet, （兒歌）
"and the sun is not sunny, （兒歌）
"but we can have lots of good fun, （兒歌）
that is funny." （兒歌）
Oh, no. 哦不
He lives. 他活下來了
Come on! It's Gomez! 快點！Gomez
~ Swing low ~
~ Sweet chariot ~
~ Coming for to carry me home ~
~ Swing low ~~
My baby is ill, 我的寶貝病了
and my husband is dying. 我的丈夫就要死了
Oh, mama,what shall I do? 哦媽媽我該做什麼？
Well, you have a black dress. 額，你有一條黑裙子
Gomez!
- Fester! - Fester!
Fester? Where is Fester? Fester？Fester在哪兒？
He's right here,mon cher. 他就在這裡親愛的
It's me, Gomez. 是我Gomez
I've tried to be someone I'm not. 我試著成為我不能成為的人
I live in shame... 我生活在羞愧中
and the suburbs! 瀕臨崩潰！
But you belong to Debbie. 但是你屬於Debbie
You're Debbie's love toy. 你是Debbie的愛情玩具
You are Mr. Debbie! 你是Debbie先生
I am an Addams! 我是Addams
Fester!
Uncle Fester! Fester叔叔！
Children! 孩子們！
You sent us to camp. 你把我們送去野營
They made us sing. 他們讓我們唱歌
My own dear family. 我親愛的家
How I've missed you all. 我多麼想你
Our whole family--together at last. 我們一家終於在一起了
Three generations... 三代同堂……
above ground. 還沒死的
In-laws! 還有姻親！
I don't want to hurt anybody. 我不想傷害任何人
I don't enjoy hurting anybody. 我也不願意傷害任何人
I don't like guns or bombs or electric chairs, 我不喜歡槍，炸彈或電椅
but sometimes people just won't listen, 但是有時候人們不聽話
and so I have to use persuasion... 那我就必須說服他們
and slides. 用一些幻燈片
My parents--Sharon and Dave. 我的父母--Sharon和Dave
Generous, doting... 慷慨的，溺愛的
or were they? 真的嗎？
All I ever wanted was a ballerina Barbie 我要的只是一個ballerina 芭比娃娃
in her pretty pink tutu. 穿著她的漂亮粉紅短裙
My birthday. 我生日那天
I was 10, 我10歲
and do you know what they got me? 你知道他們給了我什麼？
Malibu Barbie. Malibu芭比娃娃
The nightmare. 一場噩夢
The nerve. 噩夢
That's not what I wanted. 那不是我要的
That's not who I was. 那不是我要的
I was a ballerina-- 我要的是ballerina
graceful, delicate. 華貴精美
They had to go. 他們必須死
My first husband, the heart surgeon. 我的第一個丈夫，心臟外科醫生
All day long,coronaries, transplants. 整天冠狀動脈和移植
What about your needs? 你需要什麼?
"Sorry about dinner, Deb. 晚飯很對不起Deb
The pope has a cold." 教皇感冒了
An axe. 一個斧頭
That takes me back. 讓我想起了過去
Husband number two--the senator. 第二個丈夫--參議院
He loved his state.He loved his country. 他愛他的國家
What about Debbie? 但是Debbie呢？
"Sorry, Debbie.No Mercedes this year. 對不起Debbie今年買不了奔馳了
We have to set an example." 我們必須做個榜樣
Oh, yeah? Set this! 是嗎？就這樣！
My latest husband. 我最後一個丈夫
My late husband Fester. 我現任丈夫Fester
The fool. 這個傻瓜
The corpse. 這個殭屍
And his adorable family. 和他可愛的一家
You took me in.You accepted me. 你們讓我加入，你們接受了我
But did any of you love me? 但是你們愛我嗎？
Really love me? 真的愛我嗎？
Hands. 手
So I--I killed. 所以我殺人
So I maimed. 所以我分屍
So I destroyed one innocent life after another. 所以我毀滅一個又一個無辜的生命
Aren't I a human being? 我是人類嗎？
Don't I yearn and...ache and shop? 難道我不可憐不痛苦，不應該購物嗎？
Don't I deserve love... 難道我不渴望愛嗎？
and jewelry? 和珠寶？
Adieu, mon cher. 再見親愛的
Adios, cara mia. 再見親愛的
Debbie, let them go.Take me and my money. Debbie，讓他們走，殺了我拿走我的錢
For what I've done,I deserve to die. 我該為我所做的去死
Sorry. 對不起
[Whistling]
Goodbye, everybody. 大家再見
Wish me luck. 祝我好運
- Good luck. - Good luck. 好運
A birthday party!What a treat! 生日晚會！真好啊！
And to think I might have missed all this. 想想我可能錯過這一切
What was I thinking of? 我在想什麼？
Physical pleasure. 生理愉悅
Oh...
Uncle Fester,do you miss Debbie? Fester叔叔，你還想念Debbie
Well, sometimes,late at night. 有時候，在晚上
I remember how she'd turn to me 我記得她怎麼對待我
and say "Jesus, Fester,go back to your room." 耶穌啊Fester回你自己的房間去
Yoo-hoo!
Are we late? 我們遲到了嗎？
[Chattering]
Not at all. We'rejust getting started. 沒有，我們剛要開始
I hope no one minds.We brought along a guest. 我希望沒人介意我帶來了一個客人
This is our new nanny--Dementia. 這是我們的新保姆Dementia
Oh...
Dementia.
What a beautiful name. 多美的名字
It means insanity. 它的意思是精神錯亂
My name's Fester.It means to rot. 我叫Fester，意思是腐爛
A toast. 土司
To the glorious mysteries of life. 為榮耀神秘的生命
To all that binds a family as one. 為所有像這樣的家庭
To mirth, to merriment,to manslaughter. 為快樂愉悅和謀殺
- Hear, hear. - [Chattering] 是啊是啊
To dear friends. 為親愛的朋友
[Chattering]
To new friends. 為新朋友
To youth. 為青春
How do I look? 我看起來怎麼樣
Disturbing. 亂七八糟
To passion. 為了激情
To paradise. 為了天堂
To pain. 為了痛苦
Tonight. 今晚
Ha ha! Make way for the birthday boy! 為生日男孩讓路！
Thing, will you do the honors? 東西，你來完成這光榮的任務？
[Playing "Happy Birthday"]
Your family is really interesting. 你們一家真有趣
Your parents are so involved with each other. 你的父母真愛對方
Wednesday, do you think,like, maybe someday 星期三，你想過沒有，也許有一個人
you might want to get married and have kids? 你可能會跟他結婚並且生孩子
No. 不
But what if you met just the right man 但是假如你遇到了對的人
who worshipped and adored you, 崇拜你愛慕你
who'd do anything for you, 為你做任何事
who'd be your devoted slave? 心甘情願做你的奴隸
What would you do? 你會怎麼樣？
I'd pity him. 憐憫他
Poor Debbie.She was sick. 可憐的Debbie，她真變態
She wasn't sick. 她不變態
She was sloppy. 她太草率
What do you mean? 這是什麼意思？
If I wanted to kill my husband, I'd do it, and I wouldn't get caught. 假如我要殺我的丈夫，我會這麼做，但我不會被抓住
How? 怎麼辦？
I'd scare him to death. 我把他嚇死
No, you wouldn't. 不你不會
We're all very sorry, Debbie. 我們都很傷心Debbie
We wish you only the best. 祝你好運
Aah! Aah!
Aah!
~ Whoomp! Addams Family ~
~ There it is ~
~ Whoomp! The Addams Family ~
~ Come on, come on ~
~ Whoomp! Addams Family ~
~ There it is ~
~ Whoomp! The Addams Family ~
~ Yeah, yo, dig it ~
~ Back again, the Addams Family ~
~ New baby in the house makes three ~
~ Wednesday, Pugsley, Lurch, you ring it ~
~ Fester, Grandmama, and Thing ~
~ Wait, can't forget cousin Itt ~
~ Tag team raps another party hit ~
~ It's the Addams Family movie thing ~
~ Gomez, Morticia, come on, sing ~
~ Whoomp! Addams Family ~
~ There it is ~
~ Whoomp! The Addams Family ~
~ Come on, come on ~
~ Whoomp! Addams Family ~
~ There it is ~
~ Whoomp! The Addams Family ~
~ Let me tell you, it's the A-D-D-A-M-S ~
~ The Addams Family, y'all, yes, yes ~
~ They're creepy, kooky, mysterious, spooky ~
~ As loony as can be when you see the movie ~
~ It goes on and on, the madness won't stop ~
~ Tick to the tock around the clock ~
~ Tag team kicks the floor, really, though ~
~ With the Addams Family, so here we go ~
~ Whoomp! Addams Family ~
~ There it is ~
~ Whoomp! The Addams Family ~
~ Hey, there it is ~
~ Whoomp! Addams Family ~
~ There it is ~
~ Whoomp! The Addams Family ~
~ Come on, come on, come on, come on ~
~ Whoomp! Family ~
~ Whoomp! Family, whoa ~
~ The Addams Family ~
~ Whoomp! Family, whoa ~
~ The Addams Family ~
~ Something's strange, something's funny ~
~ Nanny's got a plot to get the family money ~
~ Makes Fester fall for her ~
~ Thing gets wise, spreads the word ~
~ The family comes to Fester's aid ~
~ The plot is foiled, no one gets paid ~
~ It's the Addams Family runnin' things ~
~ Get back while tag team swings ~
~ Whoomp! Addams Family ~
~ There it is ~
~ Whoomp! The Addams Family ~
~ Yeah, come on, come on ~
~ Whoomp! Addams Family ~
~ There it is ~
~ Whoomp! The Addams Family ~
~ Yeah, give it to me ~
~ It's a family thing, and it won't quit ~
~ They keep it together, y'all, and that's it ~
~ They're not ordinary, just strange ~
~ Some say loco, insane to the brain ~
~ But you know that you love 'em ~
~ In a class by theirselves ~
~ None below, none above 'em ~
~ It ain't nothing to be ashamed of~
~ So give love to the folks who go by the name of~
~ Whoomp! Addams Family ~
~ There it is ~
~ Whoomp! The Addams Family ~
~ Yeah ~
~ Whoomp! Addams Family ~
~ There it is ~
~ Whoomp! The Addams Family ~
~ Ooh-ee ~
~ The Addams Family Theme, I'm gonna kick it ~
~ Step to the mic like Cube and get with it ~
~ Props to the number one family of horror ~
~ This song's for the movie and the dance floor ~
~ Tag team always delivers the funk ~
~ From the old school, with the bump for the trunk ~
~ And it umps, with big bass on the low ~
~ Like my homey all said ~
~ You don't hear me, though ~
~ Whoomp! Addams Family ~
~ There it is ~
~ Whoomp! The Addams Family ~
~ Yeah, give it to me ~
~ Whoomp! Addams Family ~
~ There it is ~
~ Whoomp! The Addams Family ~
~ Yeah ~
~ Whoomp! Addams Family ~
~ There it is ~
~ Whoomp! The Addams Family ~~
~ Express yourself~
~ Ooh ~
~ Express yourself~
~ You don't ever need help from nobody else ~
~ All you've got to do now, yeah ~
~ Come on ~
~ Express yourself, come on ~
~ Let it out of its creepy shell ~
~ Because you know you could ~
~ Express yourself, come on ~
~ Come on, people Come on, people ~
~ 'Cause you know it's good, yeah ~
~ Express yourself~~
~ Breaking hearts ~
~Just ain't my day ~
~ It ain't my day ~
~ All I want to do ~
~ Is love you ~
~ Well ~
~ Sugar, I won't fill ya ~
~ With regret, my love ~
~ Yo, what you're lookin' for ~
~ Is real lovin' ~
~ Real lovin' ~
~ No matter what you see ~
~ Is what you get ~
~ Ahh, baby ~
~ What you see ~
~ Yeah, is what you get ~
~ Is what you get ~
~ What you see ~
~ Is what you get ~
~ I said what you see ~
~ Is what you get, now, baby ~
~ Is what you get ~
~ And real ~
~ And the real thing ~
~ Is the best thing yet ~
~ The best thing yet ~
~ Oh ~
~ Oh, what you see ~
~ Yes, why ~
~ Is what you get ~
~ Oh, oh ~
~ You're so good ~
~ I can't stand myself~
~ Ah, ah, ah ~
~ Is what you get ~
~ Ooh, baby ~
~ What you see ~
~ Is what you get ~
~ What you see ~
~ Is what you get ~
~ I said what you see ~
~ Is what you get, now, baby ~
~ Is what you get ~
~ And real ~
~ Is the best thing yet ~
~ The best thing yet ~
~ Are you ready for me? ~
~ Whoo! ~~
~ Do it, do it any way you wanna do it ~
~ Do it any way you wanna ~
~ I saw you ~
~ Do it any way you wanna do it ~
~ Do it any way you wanna ~
~ I saw you, baby ~
~ Do it ~
~ Do it any way you wanna ~
~ Do it ~
~ Do it any way you wanna, wanna, wanna ~~
~ Whoomp! Addams Family ~
~ There it is ~
~ Whoomp! The Addams Family ~
~ Whoomp! The Addams Family ~~