圣埃斯蒂斯工读学校 加州 1996年
熄灯 Lights out!
克莱图斯 听见没 Cletus. Are you there?
我的天使 My angel.
这个给你 This is for you.
医生咋说 What did the doctor say?
医生说突变在进化 He said the mutations are advancing.
我的能量太高 My powers are too strong.
克莱图斯 我好怕 Cletus, I'm scared.
会好起来的 It's gonna be okay.
他们就要过来带走我 They're coming to take me away.
把我送到一个同类聚集的地方 They're sending me to a place where there are others like me.
他们不可以那样干 They can't do that.
他们不能把你从我身边带走 你是我的唯一希望 They can't take you from me, you're my one bright light.
我永远爱你 I will always love you.
弗朗西丝 Frances!
放开我 Get off!
弗朗西丝 Frances!
不 No!
“旧金山警察局”
“马利根”
有遗言要说吗 Any last words?
欢迎来到你的新家 弗朗西丝 Welcome to your new home, Frances.
“拉文斯克罗夫特精神病院”
“现在”
“克莱图斯·卡萨迪会被判死刑吗”
你的老男友终于罪有应得 Your old boyfriend's finally getting what he deserves.
没有他世界更安全 And the world will be a safer place without him.
马利根侦探 恕我直言 Detective Mulligan, with all due respect,
我不想去见克莱图斯·卡萨迪 I don't want anything to do with Cletus Kasady.
深表同情 但他只想见你 Well, that's too bad, because he only wants to see you.
要我说 给过你机会 你搞砸了 In my opinion, you had your chance with Kasady and you blew it.
说得是哦 他想干嘛 Right. So, what does he want?
也许他想透露失踪的尸体埋在哪儿 Maybe he wants to spill the beans about where the missing bodies are buried.
所以这次你得见机行事 So you're gonna have to do the right thing for a change.
不 放开我 No! Take your tiny hands off of me!
我们本该除暴安良 保护人民 We should be out there, protecting the city. Lethally!
你要干啥 What was that?
放开我 Unhand me!
己所不欲 勿施于人 Man should never consent to crawl when he has the impulse to fly.
你就是个底层屌丝 You are a bottom-feeder.
安静 Be quiet.
说过多少次了 在我工作时 How many times have I told you that I want you to hide yourself
你给我老实待着别出来 when I am working?
我认真的 学会尊重 I am serious. It is important. You have to show me respect.
-尊重 -对 -Respect? Respect? -Yes! Yes.
-好吧 -很好 -Okay. -Okay.
-卡萨迪会向你爆料 对吧 -对啦 -Kasady gonna give you the scoop, right? -Right.
-错了 -什么意思 -Wrong. -What do you mean?
因为你搞砸了一切 Because you blow everything.
我了解 你又在说安妮 Okay, I see. You're talking about Anne again.
我想念她 I miss her!
-我会去 -我不喜欢你 -I will do it. -I don't like you.
让我吃他 Let me eat him!
你不配得到好东西 You do not deserve nice things.
“圣昆丁监狱”
欢迎回来 艾迪·布洛克 Welcome back, Eddie Brock.
我常常想到你 I've been thinking about you.
你想怎样 克莱图斯 找我有什么事 What do you want, Cletus? I mean, why am I here?
帮一个被关这么久的人 Do a man who's buried alive
一点小忙 好吗 a kindness, won't you?
传达一个信息给我广大的 Get a message out to all my...
粉丝群 fans...
为了报答你 and in return,
-我会给你我的人生 -什么？ -I'll give you my life... -What?
…故事 story.
听说你最近工作不是很顺利 I heard the written word hasn't been working out so well.
像这样的独家报导 Piece like this, an exclusive...
会令你咸鱼翻身 would put you back on top.
继续说 Go on.
大家都爱 People love...
连环杀人魔 serial killers.
我所有的秘密 All my secrets
全都告诉你 艾迪 laid bare, Eddie.
这么多的屠杀 So much carnage.
为什么找上我 But why me?
我喜欢你 I like you.
好吧 一言为定 All right, it's a deal.
你说吧 What's your message?
遥远的大教堂 "That distant cathedral...
是我目中一切 is all I see...
折翼的天使 fractured angel...
我的另一半 the other part of me."
刊登到你的专栏上 Print that in your column.
就这些？ 那你想让谁看到…… Is that it? Who's gonna read that?
这些瞎编的俳句？ Some random haiku?
刊登出来 Print it...
我的 and what's mine...
就是你的 is yours.
哇 我真幸运 Lucky me.
再见 艾迪 Goodbye, Eddie.
谢谢 Thank you.
大混蛋一个 What a dick.
艾迪 快看 Eddie, look. Look.
-你在干嘛 -帮你调查 -What are you doing? -Your job for you.
“汝于苦难中艰苦奋斗”
艾迪 Eddie.
别忘了我 艾迪 Don't forget me, Eddie.
有什么线索没 What did you get?
我得了头痛可能还有肺痨 I got a headache and probably got tuberculosis.
什么 大声点 What? A little louder.
他念诗给我听 He read me poetry, man.
你把这当笑话吗 我笑不出来 Is this some kind of joke to you? Because I'm not laughing.
你这苦瓜脸应该多笑一笑 Yeah, you could do with a laugh.
拜托 这种事得花点时间 好吗？ Come on, man. These things, they just take a little time. All right?
-你挖到什么消息 -当然 -The second he gives you something-- -Of course.
快告诉我 别让我尴尬 Keep me ahead of the curve, Eddie. Don't embarrass me!
听明白了吗 Do you understand?
相信我 Trust me.
今天我挖到的线索只有两份巧克力冰淇淋 The only scoop I'm getting today is double chocolate chip.
别 吃多了我会头疼 No! I get brain freeze.
给我过来 Come here.
你看 Look.
-我在看啊 -拿上两支笔 -I'm looking. -Grab those.
拿了 All right.
好吧 Okay.
现在 Now,
你咋看 what do you think?
-我就是毕加索再世 -不是啦 -I think I'm Pablo Picasso. -No!
-好吧 过来 -仔细看 -Okay. -Come here. Look.
你看到什么 Well, say what you see.
-一栋房子 -算了 -It's a house. -Never mind.
这个我知道 是一棵树 Oh, I know this one! It's a tree!
白痴 坐下来 Idiot! Sit down.
现在 Now...
专心点 pay attention.
成了 Bingo.
卧槽 Holy cow.
“加州罗迪欧海滩”
是你和克莱图斯·卡萨迪的友情 Would you say your friendship with Cletus Kasady
帮你解开了这几十年的谜团吗 is what allowed you to solve this decades-old mystery?
你是外面世界唯一跟他说过话的人 You are the only person from the outside world he's spoken with.
看来他喜欢你 Seems he likes you.
他是个连环杀人魔 不会喜欢任何人 Well, you know, he's a serial killer. I don't see how he can like anyone.
“号角日报”
布洛克挖出警方查不出的线索 Brock was able to uncover what the FBI and police could not.
为平息众怒 Bowing to public outrage,
加州州长推翻了他的缓行决议 the governor of California has overturned his moratorium
下令对卡萨迪立即执行死刑 and reinstated the death penalty for Kasady.
布洛克也像是被打了强心针 Brock's career's been given a much-needed revival,
再度咸鱼翻身 putting him back on top once more.
这场痛苦的折磨终于要结束 A harrowing story finally comes to an end.
受害者得以安息 家属也获得宽慰 Vindication for the victims and closure for the families,
多亏了一个人的不懈努力 thanks to the diligence of one man.
谢谢你 艾迪·布洛克 Thank you, Eddie Brock.
还有毒液 And Venom!
“严禁吃人” 我们可以同心协力 艾迪 You know, this could be us, Eddie.
行走江湖 排忧解难 Going out there, solving cases.
除暴安良 顺带食点人肉 Fighting bad guys. Maybe I eat them.
拯救世界 And then we save the day.
我们已经功成名就了 But we saved the day. It's done.
你说过我可以吃掉坏人 You said I could eat bad guys!
又念叨这个 This again?
我要自由 I need to be free!
我要海风拂面 脚踏细沙 Feeling the wind in my hair and the sand between my toes.
-你都没头发 -你都没在听 -You don't have any hair. -You are not listening to me.
我听着呢 Oh, I'm listening.
我受不了这种生活了 I cannot live like this anymore!
-我要饿死了 -想吃就吃啊 -I'm starving! -So eat those guys.
下不了口 桑尼和雪儿是我好朋友 I can't. Sonny and Cher are best friends.
你认真的吗 荒不荒唐 Are you serious? That's ridiculous. That's what...
哥们 简直是虐待啊 Man, that was abusive.
施虐狂 That was abuse.
电视机老贵了 And that's a $2000 TV.
你要学会控制脾气 You have got to get control of your aggression.
车胎放这儿是有原因的 That is why we have Snookie!
我不能只吃鸡肉和巧克力 I cannot live on chicken and chocolate alone.
我需要吃大脑 I need brains!
鸡也有大脑 Chickens have brains.
我强烈反对 I most passionately disagree.
你看看 看看那俩蠢货 Look. Look at those poor idiots.
脑子贼小 Small brains.
拜托 他们天生如此 Come on, man, it's not their fault
谁叫你非得吃苯乙……乙…… that you live on the old phenylethyla...laphenylethylan.
-苯乙胺 -我刚就是那么念的 -Phenylethylalanine. -Yeah, I just said that.
我告诉过你多少次了 I've told you a thousand times,
那东西只有大脑和巧克力中才有 because it is only found in brains and in chocolate, and chocolate.
行 听着 That's right. Well, how about this:
既然你寄生在我身上 就要客随主便 You live in my body, you live by my rules.
我寄生在你身上 我没得选 I live in your body because, unfortunately, I don't have many options.
你听好了 Well, how about this, son?
FBI还在调查我们 The FBI is still investigating us
我俩干过的那些事 for all of that stuff that "we were involved with."
要是再有人的脑袋丢了 So if one more head goes missing,
我俩就会被拖去51区 we will get hauled off into Area 51.
他们会把我俩都杀了 所以你要有点责任心 They will kill us both. So somebody has to be responsible.
责任 Responsibility.
平庸之辈才担责 It's for the mediocre.
“混蛋”
-食物 -还有完没完 -Food! -Can you stop doing that?
-食物 -滚一边去 -Food! -Please just stop doing that.
别玩了 要交稿了 消停会儿行不行 Come on, stop doing that! I have a deadline! Will you stop it?
他妈的 算你狠 Goddamn it! Fine!
-晚上好 艾迪 -嗨 陈太太 -Good evening, Eddie. -Hey, Mrs. Chen.
-晚上好 毒液 -晚上好 Good evening, Venom.
他给您问好 He says hi.
-巧克力还没到货 -别啊 -Chocolate hasn't arrived yet. -No!
不行 我们说好的 Oh, no. We have a deal.
那又怎么样 你不再保护我了吗 What's gonna happen? You gonna stop protecting me?
我看不至于 I don't think so.
我为你保守秘密 对谁也没说过 I've been keeping my mouth shut, feeding your little secret.
哇 没想到陈老太太您还会玩这招 Little old Mrs. Chen is a little old blackmailer, huh?
我39岁年轻着呢 Less of the old. I am 39.
-那我还是帅气明星巴瑞·曼尼洛呢 -没错 -And I am Barry Manilow. -Right.
我很乐意吃掉陈太太 I am happy to eat Mrs. Chen.
不行 你可不能吃掉陈太太 No, no, you cannot eat Mrs. Chen.
什么 What?
我想我只好执行B计划了 I guess it's gonna have to be plan B.
什么B计划 What's plan B?
“土鸡城” 我胃都要吐出来了 Not this again!
我要吃人脑才能活下去 I need human brains to survive.
抓几只鸡就快闪吧 Now, pick up some chickens, man. Let's go.
我再也吃不下去了 I'm done with this grossness.
你瞧瞧双剑合璧多么牛逼 Look at all the amazing things that we can do!
不好好干一出大事就简直浪费人才 We are wasting our talent.
坏人 Bad guy!
哈喽 小猫咪 Hello, kitty!
放了他 放了他 Leave him. Leave him be...
-我要卸了你的脑袋 -不行 -I shall remove your head. -No, you won't.
-当保龄球玩 -不行 -I will use it for bowling! -No, you will not!
我提着脑袋去… I will take it to--
-哪家保龄球馆好呢 -幸运星 -What is the one that we like, Eddie? -It's Lucky Strike.
-对 -放下他 -Yes! Put him down.
幸运星 就这么定了 Lucky Strike. I will take you to Lucky Strike.
-打一场完美保龄球赛 -不行 -And I will score a 300-point game. -You won't.
脑袋提走 The rest of your pudgy little boy body will be left here,
身体扔垃圾桶里发霉发臭 rolling around in dumpster juice.
天啊 Oh, God.
不 放下来 No! Put him down!
不…… No!...
好吧 Fine!
她不想让我们帮忙 She didn't want our help.
她只是没意识到她需要帮助 She did not know she needed our help, Eddie.
不能混为一谈 There is a difference.
是安妮 It is Anne!
安妮来电话了 艾迪 Anne is on the phone, Eddie!
-嗨 安妮 -嗨 艾迪 -Hey, Anne. -Hey, Eddie. Hi.
-嗨 -说话温柔一点 -Hi. -Be nice to her.
你好像在大口喘气 没打搅到你吧 You sound out of breath. I'm not catching you at a bad time, am I?
没有啊 我只是在 No, no, not at all. I'm just--
我只是在到处瞎逛 I'm just hanging around.
抱歉我没回你电话 我想 I'm sorry I haven't returned your calls. I guess...
那天看到外星人把那人脑袋吃掉后 I just needed a little space after the whole...
我想我只是需要一点时间缓一缓 alien biting a guy's head off thing, so...
昔日好时光 The good old days.
我想和你聊聊 能不能见个面 Anyway, so I have some news, and I was wondering if we could meet?
-棒极了 -好啊 那很 -Yes! -Yeah, sure, that would be--
那必须见个面 可以的 That would be fine. Great.
-好 明晚见行吗 -明晚吗 -Okay, great. How's tomorrow night? -Tomorrow night?
-可以 -晚八点吗 -Yeah. Great. -8:00?
-芝茱餐厅吗 -行 可以 -L'Araignee? -Okay, great.
-翘首以待 -我也是 拜拜 -Looking forward to it. -Me too. Bye.
-好 -她和医生分手啦 -Great. -It's over with the doctor!
听上去她像是刚被甩了的样子 That is the voice of a woman who just got brutally dumped.
别闹 Stop!
你不想好好打扮一番吗 Don't you want to look your best?
别烦人 你太挑剔了 Just leave me alone. You are always nitpicking.
哇 Wow
嗨 Hey!
嘿 Hey.
-好了 嗨 -嗨 -Okay. Hi. -Yeah.
贼尴尬 Awkward.
过得怎么样 猫猫还好吗 So how's it going? How's Mr. Belvedere?
还行 Good, good.
它还是会用地毯去擦屁股 全跟你学的 He's still wiping his ass on the carpet. He learned that from you.
是啊 你的法律援助工作干着怎么样 Yeah. How's the legal aid work going?
你了解的 我乐于锄强扶弱 You know how much I love an underdog.
是啊 所以你才能容忍着跟我相处那么久 Yeah, that's why you put up with me for so long.
你自己说的 You said it.
那么 So.
那么 So?
我说不上来 我想我最好亲口告诉你 I don't know, I thought it would be better to tell you in person that--
不 No!
哇 安妮 那真是 Anne. Wow, that is--
比我送你的钻戒大多了 That is so much bigger than the one that I got you.
俗气 It's gaudy.
-丹送的 对吗 丹医师 -对 是他送的 -That's Dan, right? Dr. Dan. -Yeah, it's Dan.
不错 安妮 都到这一步了 Holy shit, Anne. Way to go.
你还好吗 Are you okay?
-当然 我很好 -嗯 我不好 -Yeah, I'm okay. Yeah. -Well, I am not okay.
你不妨说句 恭喜你 我替你开心 You could just say, "Congratulations, I'm happy for you."
彼此关心的两个人可以说些谎 You know, like two people who still care enough about each other to lie
好让对方放下愧疚感 so that the other one doesn't feel like complete shit.
我们之间不妨这样相待 Maybe we could do that version of this?
-我很为你开心 安妮 -鬼才信 -No, I am happy for you, Anne. -No!
恭喜你 Congratulations.
谢谢 Thank you.
她本来会属于咱俩 艾迪 That was going to be us, Eddie!
丹哪天要是走在马路被车撞死 我可不会有任何愧疚感 I, for one, would not be inconsolable if Dan were to fall into traffic
最好撞到脑袋 撞到脚和牙齿满天飞 and lose his head and his feet and all of his teeth!
-什么 -你说啥 -What? -What was that?
什么 没事 What? Nothing.
我问你个事 If I ask you a question,
你能说实话吗 do you have the ability to tell me the truth?
你是要问我是不是真为你订婚的事开心吗 You mean, as in being super happy for you because of your engagement?
你可是刚教我说些谎 你这样把我给整迷糊了 Because you just told me to lie, so that's really confusing.
毒液和你在一起吗 Is Venom with you?
他死了 He's dead.
是啊 我心已死 I am. I'm playing dead right now.
我意思是 Yeah, I mean, he--
好吧 -Right.
-好吧 -好吧 -Okay. -Okay.
这真是… Good. Well, that's--
你就没变过是吧？ You just don't change, do you?
你说啥呢 我和我的小伙伴都惊呆了 What are you talking about? This is just a huge shock.
安妮 我爱你 这事我需要时间缓缓 Anne, I'm in love with you. This is a lot to process.
事实是你不爱任何人 你爱不了 The truth is you don't love anybody. You can't.
也不做承诺 Commitment's just not your thing.
那好吧 All right, then, fine.
别嫁给丹 Do not marry Dan.
丹让我有安全感 Dan makes me feel safe.
而你让我感觉像在坐过山车 And you made me feel like I was on a roller coaster.
人有时候得知道什么时候该下车 Sometimes you have to know when to get off.
-对 下了车忍住别吐 -不要吐 -Yeah, and not yak. -And not yak!
绝不能吐 You know? Not yak.
吐了 Yak.
毒液 好好照顾他 行吗 Hey, Venom. Take care of him, all right?
看好他别让他搞砸一切 Don't let him keep messing everything up.
我要把你整哭 艾迪 I'm going to make you cry now, Eddie.
她看到会感动 She will love it.
哭吧 哭吧 Cry. Cry.
我得缓缓 It's a lot to process.
恭喜了 安妮 Congratulations, Anne.
这是个好消息 That's great news.
“速限30哩”
慢点儿开 老哥 Slow down, pal!
为啥要慢 出了车祸又摔不死人 Why? You don't believe in consequences.
受伤了你能治愈 No injuries. You fix them.
宿醉后你能醒酒 No hangovers. You mend them.
我想受个伤都做不到 I couldn't even hurt myself if I tried!
艾迪 很抱歉我治不好你的心碎 Eddie, I apologize that I can't mend the heart.
感情受到的伤害令人心碎 Emotional pain, it hits much harder.
挥之不去 And it lasts longer.
你是成年人 你扛得住 You just need to pull up your big-boy pants and take it.
你倒站着说话不腰疼 Yeah, well, that's easy for you to say.
为什么 Why?
因为我是人类 Because I'm a real boy.
你只是个单细胞生物 And you're just an amoeba.
看在刚失恋的份上 我不与你斤斤计较了 I will only take that because we are hurting right now.
放心吧 伙计 我与你同在 Don't worry, buddy. I will get you through this.
你知道是什么令我早上精神抖擞吗？ Do you know what always cheers me up in the morning, Eddie?
香肠 和大脑 Sausages. And brains!
And I say either
I say neither Neither, either, either, neither
Let's call the whole thing off
Potahtoes
I like tomatoes
Potatoes, potahtoes
Let's call the whole thing off
精神点 老兄 Cheer up, old pal!
And, oh
If we call the whole thing off
Then we must part
你的东西 That's for you.
“圣昆丁监狱死囚牢房”
你和一只蚂蚁成了笔友？ Are you pen pals with an ant?
听听这个 Listen to this.
致我亲爱的伙伴 "Dearest pally pal,
我在此邀您见证 I hereby invite you to witness
我的死亡 my demise,
我的临终时刻 my final moments
在我们称之为地球的 on this spinning shit wheel
这颗烂星球上 that we call Earth."
你要对 You are responsible
克莱图斯-卡萨迪的死亡负责 for bringing about the end of Cletus Kasady.
在我离开时 你唯一有权做的就是为我打开大门 It's only right that you hold the door for me on my way out.
他们会让我的心脏停止跳动 就像在我出生时一样 They'll stop my heart, just like it stopped at my birth.
要是小克莱图斯·卡萨迪没被救活过呢 What if Cletus Kasady had never been revived?
他就不会把外婆推下楼梯 He would never have pushed Grandma down a flight of stairs.
再见 外婆 你这个老太婆 Bye-bye, Grandma, you puckered old sphincter.
他也不会把吹风机扔进老妈的浴缸 He would never have thrown a hair dryer into Mother's bathtub.
是的 妈妈 我是个坏孩子 Yes, Mama, I'm a bad, bad boy.
他也不会被老爹胖揍到奄奄一息 He would never have been beaten to the brink of death by Daddy
然后被送去 and sent to...
圣埃斯特工读学校的不良儿童之家 St. Estes Home for Unwanted Children.
那是一家仅存一丝希望 That circus of hell...
地狱马戏团 with one bright light.
噢 艾迪 Oh, Eddie.
我们都是伴随着鲜血和痛苦 来到了这个世界 We are all born into this world through blood and pain.
每一位英雄都有一个诞生的故事 Every hero has an origin story.
你的朋友 Your friend...
克莱图斯·卡萨迪 "Cletus Kasady.
亲亲 抱抱 Kiss, hug, kiss, hug.
笑脸 Smiley face."
神经病 Nut job.
-我应该去一趟 -不 你不该去 -You know, I should be there. -No, it's a bad idea.
我是说毕竟是我把他整进去的 I mean, I put him there.
他自作自受 是他自己决定去当杀人狂魔的 Actually, he put himself there when he decided to be a complete lunatic.
嗒嗒 Ta-da!
你哪怕支持我一次也好 You know, it would be nice just to have your support, just for once.
要蕃茄酱吗 Ketchup?
这地方就像一家食到饱自助餐厅 This place is an all-you-can-eat buffet.
这些白痴 我随便吃 没人会管 Who's going to care if I polish off a couple of these idiots?
老哥 你并不确定哪些是好人 哪些是坏人 You can't be sure who is and who is not guilty, buddy.
他们可是犯人呐 They're in prison!
话虽没错 可里边也有被冤枉的 Yeah, but some people take false confessions.
或者是屈打成招的 我们看过纪录片《制造杀人犯》的呀 You know, they take pleas. We watched Making a Murderer.
-你没事吧 -没事儿 我正练台词呢 -You all right? -Yeah, man, I'm just practicing.
我食肉的 艾迪 I am a predator, Eddie.
-狮子是不吃素的 -你又不是什么狮子 对不对 -Lions do not eat salad! -But you're not a lion, are you?
我看你比较像烦人的猪啊狗啊蝙蝠啊什么的 I see you more of a vexatious little pig-dog-house-bat thing.
没事 That's fine.
-你烂透了 -你才烂透了 -You suck. -You suck!
-你刚说啥 -哇哦 -Excuse me? -Yeah, wow.
我不想找借口 但是我想我刚刚恐慌症发作了 I don't have an explanation for that. I think I'm having a panic attack.
签个字 Yeah, I'll sign here.
站在牢房两尺开外 不要和囚犯有肢体接触 Stand two feet away from the bars. No touching the condemned.
了解 Understood.
有访客到 Visitor's here!
这是我的事 跟你无关 This is a "me" thing, not a "we" thing.
都是你的事 Everything is a "you" thing.
你的幸运日 艾迪·布洛克 Happy day for you, Eddie Brock.
写得一手好报道 What a scoop.
神奇苦难悲惨之旅的尽头 The end of the Magical Misery Tour.
我为你的灵魂感到担忧 I worry for your soul.
谋人性命 活着良心能安么 How will you live with the weight of snuffing out a man's life?
我是来听你把话说明白的 I was hoping maybe you could give me a couple pointers.
你是个有趣的家伙 对吗 Funny little guy, aren't you?
用不着录音 我记忆力超强的 Don't need that. My memory is outstanding.
没教养 Rude.
凡事有因有果 Consequences.
你做的每个决定 Every decision you ever make.
决定弃谁于不顾 如何离他而去 Who do we leave behind, and how do we leave them?
一张婚床 A connubial bed,
空空荡荡 empty.
于黑暗中苦苦等待 Waiting in the darkness
注定等不到的救援 for the rescuer who never comes.
这一切 你是起因 Because of you.
这人在胡说八道什么 This guy makes zero sense.
你我皆同类 You and I are the same.
不 并不是 No. No, we're not.
内心扭曲 暴躁老爹 Twisted insides, mean daddies.
你给我一种家的感觉 像家人一样 You feel like home to me, Eddie. Like family.
真的 真的 活在这个世上 我唯一想要的东西就是 And really, truly, that is all I ever wanted in this world.
一个家庭 Family.
那你当初就不该害死你外婆和妈妈 Killing your grandmother and your mother sure is a funny way of showing it.
在你赴死前 还有什么 Anything you wanna unburden yourself with before...
要说的吗 this happens?
有 Yes.
我想为你许个愿 I have wishes to bestow upon you.
噢 人还不错 Oh, that is kind.
我希望你 I want to wish you...
和我一样心痛 this heartbreak.
糟糕 收不住了 Oh, too late.
我希望你孤独终老 I wish for you to see out your days alone,
正如你现在一样 as you always have been.
说话注意点 Watch it, pal!
你到底想干嘛 Where are you going with this?
每个爱过你的人 都被害惨了 艾迪 You are a cancer to everyone who ever loved you, Eddie.
你欺骗信任你的未婚妻 Deceived your trusting fiancee.
怪不得你老爹不愿再多看你一眼 And no wonder Daddy could never look at you again
你害死了他的妻子 after you killed his wife, your mother,
你的妈妈因你出生难产而死 just by being born.
你个狗娘养的 You son of a bitch!
不…… 别出来…… No, no! No, no, don't! Don't!
你凭什么跟我兄弟这么说话 Speak to my friend again like that! I dare you!
嘿 嘿 Hey, hey!
不要肢体接触 退后 No touching the inmate. Hey, back up!
艾迪 Eddie?
你走吧 You're done.
我尝过人血的味道 那不是人血 I have tasted blood before, my friend, and that is not it.
艾迪·布洛克身藏大秘密 Eddie Brock has a big secret!
闭嘴 卡萨迪 Shut up, Kasady!
-就不该来这儿 -闭嘴 -That may have been a mistake. -Shut up.
你不是艾迪·布洛克吗 Hey, aren't you Eddie Brock?
我有点懵 I don't know anymore.
-艾迪 -不要唠叨了 -Eddie! -I don't wanna hear another word.
-艾迪 -我不想听 -Eddie. -I don't wanna hear it.
艾迪 对不起了 Eddie, I am sorry.
那是他最后一次接受采访 That was his last time on record ever!
他没提到死在他手下的受害者 There's no more words for his victims. You know, they're gone.
也没说出尸体的下落 我们永远都不会知道了 Any clues of outstanding bodies, we've lost forever.
我不是故意的 I didn't mean to.
-你不是故意的 -我也道过歉了 -You didn't mean to? -And I said I'm sorry!
你不是故意的 但你还是头脑发热了 You didn't mean to, but you did it. You just decided, I don't know:
连想都没想过 That's it. You did it.
我们可能会被抓或被杀吗 You didn't even think we might get caught, get killed?
你都不用脑子思考 你脑子里只想着吃鸡 You don't think about things like that. You think about chickens.
你只为自己着想 成天就想着吃 You think about you, you think about what you want, and you think about you.
让我提醒你一下 艾迪 我来之前你只是个屌丝罢了 Let me remind you of something, Eddie. You were a loser before I came along.
屁都不是 是我让你显得特别 You were nothing. I made you special!
你让我显得特别 我告诉你 You made me special? Let me tell you something.
你来之前 我有人生 家里不养鸡仔 但还有梦想 Before you came along, I had a life. I didn't have chickens, but I had dreams.
我还有漂亮的未婚妻 有巨成功的节目秀 I had dreams and a fiancee and a really successful TV show!
而你却彻底自毁一切 But you destroyed all of those things by yourself.
但我会东山再起 现在我只想好好睡一觉 晚安 Yeah. But you know what? I rebuilt my life and now I just wanna live it. Good night.
你拿什么去东山再起 And how did you build this new life?
你说啥 Excuse me?
是谁从墙上找到了线索 是谁令你当上了大英雄 Well, who found the clue on the wall so you could be this big, shiny hero?
是谁找到了线索 是谁 Who found the clue? Who?
没错 Yeah.
不…… 我才不想当什么大英雄 No, no, no. This is not about being a hero for me, man.
我只想平静地生活 你到底听不听得懂人话 This is about wanting to live in peace. Do you understand what I'm talking about?
你根本就听不懂 No, you don't understand what I'm talking about.
好吧 我把话挑明了 我就是不想跟你住一屋 Okay, this is about me wanting to live without you
你老是吵着要去吃人肉 whining in my ear all the time about eating bad guys
在我耳边拿着安妮的事碎碎念 or nagging me about Anne,
砸我公寓 毁我人生 or destroying my place or destroying my life!
你知道你被我选上是多幸运吗 Do you know how lucky you are that I chose you?
是你选上我的吗 You chose me?
哥 当你朋友把你赶出你的母星时 Buddy, I'm the only person that took you in
是我收留了你 when your friends kicked you off the planet Ming Mong
你就是个废物 你就是个穷屌丝 because you are a reject! You are a pariah!
还保护我个屁 你啥也保护不了 Lethal protection, my ass. You couldn't protect anything.
没用的废物 你就是去洗马桶别人都不要 You are useless. You couldn't get a job down here cleaning toilets!
抱歉 我脑子也懵了 I'm sorry! I don't know what came over me.
让我给你治治 我捶爆你丫的 Please, let me fix it. So I can break it again!
你个狗娘养的！ You son of a bitch!
滚出去 带上你的东西快滚 Out! Get out. Take your stuff. Get out!
这是我家 This is my house!
不 No!
小声点 Keep it down up there!
给我滚 Get out!
桑尼 Sonny?
-你敢 -我咋不敢 -You wouldn't dare! -Yeah, absolutely.
不…… No, no, no!
-好耶 -不 -Yeah! -No!
我要报警 I'm calling the police!
真的很抱歉 I am so sorry.
现身吧 Show yourself.
你赢不了 You can't win!
看看我 再看看你自个儿 Take a look at me. Look at the size of you.
小废材 Puny.
胆子不小哈 How dare you?
拜拜了您 I guess this is goodbye.
噢 耶 我们终于达成共识 Oh, yeah. Finally something we agree on.
狗屁世界 这什么玩意儿 What in the world? All this crazy shit.
耶 Yeah!
卧槽 No. No.
哎哟 卧槽 No, no, no.
卧槽 No!
爽 Yeah!
卧槽 No!
-爽 -我去 -Yeah! -No!
太爽了 Oh, yeah!
卧槽 No.
哎哟 卧槽 No, no, no.
我希望我从来不认识你 I wish I never met you!
拜拜 Sayonara!
克莱图斯·卡萨迪 你被加州政府 Cletus Kasady, you have been tried, convicted
审判 定罪 并判决死刑 and sentenced to death by the state of California.
愿你的死能为受害者的家人带来解脱 May your passing bring closure to the victims' families.
愿你来世找到安宁 And may you find peace in the hereafter.
暴乱将至 Soon come chaos.
混乱将至 Chaos soon come.
那是你的遗言吗 Are those your final words?
享受这场秀吧 Enjoy the show.
典狱长 Warden.
邪恶即将降临 Something wicked this way comes.
放我出去 Let me out!
站住！ Don't move!
嘿 Hey!
饶命啊 Please.
我上有老下有小 I got a family.
典狱长 有遗言吗 Any last words, warden?
请饶我一命吧 Don't! Please!
圣昆丁监狱 愿你在地狱中腐烂 燃烧 San Quentin, may you rot and burn in hell
愿狱墙倒塌 愿我活着走出监狱 May your walls fall down And may I live to tell
成为一名更智慧更强大的人 I walk out a wiser, stronger man
典狱长 你尝起来像火腿 And, warden, you tasted just like ham
“严禁吃人”
你俩被驱逐了 You two are being evicted.
别用那种眼神看我 我不吃那一套 Come on, don't look at me like that. It was never gonna work out.
好吗 All right?
舒服 Yes.
他速度太快了 进攻根本顶不住 Just because of how quickly he moved in, the offensive line cannot pick him up.
连环杀手克莱图斯·卡萨迪正在潜逃… Breaking news. Serial killer Cletus Kasady is on the run...
卧槽 Shit.
…全州展开追捕行动…… ...as a state-wide manhunt is underway...
“马利根侦探” 噢 惨了 Oh, shit.
……昨晚大从圣昆丁监狱亡命出逃后…… ...after last night's audacious escape from San Quentin...
这里完全是一片混乱 我们收到了关于子弹的报道…… It is absolute chaos here, we have reports of bullets...
-嘿 -你还活着？ -Hey. -What, you're not dead?
活得挺好 No.
-能进屋吗？ -可以 请进 -May I come in? -Yeah, sure. Come on in.
我刚看了新闻才知道 I was just seeing for myself on the news.
糟糕透顶了 Yeah, on a scale of one to ten, it's 11 bad.
嗯 Yeah.
圣昆丁监狱那边传来的报告一点也不靠谱 Reports coming from San Quentin are, quite frankly, bananas.
电视机不错 Nice TV.
他怎么逃出去的 How did he do it?
他怎么逃出去的 真是个好问题 Yeah, how did he, indeed? That's the million-dollar question.
你跟他密切接触过 And yet again, you were his special visitor.
-他跟你说过什么吗 -啥也没说 -So, what did he tell you? -Me? Nothing. Nothing at all.
从没提到过越狱计划？ Nothing about an escape plan?
没搞过用来越狱的奇装异服？ Nothing about some kind of elaborate breakout costume?
没有 No.
为什么每次你都在风口浪尖上 Well, how come every time you seem to be at the center of these things,
却啥也不知道 and then miraculously you know nothing about it?
也许是我运气好 Maybe I'm lucky.
哦 对哟 Yeah, right.
你说… You said...
来自圣昆丁的消息不靠谱 the reports coming out of San Quentin are bananas.
是什么意思 What do you mean by "bananas"?
你采访他那天 我问过类似的问题 Remember when I asked you a similar question the day you interviewed him?
情报就是力量 Information is currency.
你应该最清楚 You of all people should know that.
少来了 Come on.
我原以为他会来找害他被处死的人算账 I thought he'd come to try to find the man that nearly got him executed,
我想错了 but I guess not.
我要是你 就低调一点 I'd lay low if I was you.
走了 不用送 I'll see myself out.
好吧 好好回忆一下 Okay, think. Think, think, think.
毒液会怎么做 What would Venom do?
他会在你找到我前 先找到你并啃掉你的脸 该死 He would find you before you find me, and he would eat your face! Damn.
好吧 All right.
决定弃谁于不顾 如何离他而去 Who do we leave behind, and how do we leave them?
-一张婚床 空空荡荡 直至腐烂 -婚礼？ -A connubial bed, empty, left to rot. Connubial. Is it marriage?
于黑暗中苦苦等待注定等不到的救援 Waiting in the darkness for the rescuer who never comes.
我不明白 I don't understand.
-层层地狱… -山丘的教堂一片死寂 -"That circle of hell..." The cathedral on the hill is fell silent
你是起因 because of you.
你我皆同类 You and I are the same.
仅存一丝希望 "...with one bright light."
“仅存一丝希望” 内心扭曲 Twisted insides...
希望 Bright light.
你给我一种家的感觉 像家人一样 You feel like home to me, like family.
圣埃斯特 St. Estes.
“化装舞会 表演嘉宾小希姆兹”
太弱鸡了！ Crapola!
又倒下一个 Another one bites the dust.
瞧瞧这些怪胎 Look at all these weirdos.
倒挺像我的同类 My kind of people.
装扮不错 Nice costume.
嘿 Hey!
帅呆了 Awesome work!
我的天哪 有史以来最棒的装扮 Greatest costume ever! Oh, my God.
日本货吗 Is that Japanese?
不 我自制的 No, I made it myself.
-嗨 -谁？ 我？ -Hey! -Who, me?
你好呀 猛男 Hello, gorgeous.
抱歉 你不是我的菜 Sorry, no, not my type.
我从艾迪的衣橱出柜了 I am out of the Eddie closet!
好酷的车 Hello, darling.
血色红 是我的了 Racer red, got to have it.
派对开始 Let's get this party started.
酷毙了 Oh, hell, yes.
停车 停车 Stop! Stop, man! Stop! Stop!
该死 Shit.
-你不是我的幻觉？ -没错 -You are real. -I am.
等我杀了造就我的那个母体（毒液） 我们就所向披靡了 And once I kill that thing that made me, we will be indestructible.
我知道上哪找他 I know where to find him,
但你要先帮我找回我失去的东西 but first I need you to help me find something I lost.
一言为定 Deal.
噢耶 Oh, yeah!
哥们 Dude.
酷毙了 哥们 Oh, yeah, bro! What?
谢谢大家 Thank you!
我是不是搞砸了 Oh, shit.
你的装扮太牛逼了 Your costume is amazing!
感谢你 兄弟 Thank you, one person!
艾迪错了 Eddie was wrong.
他觉得我给他丢了脸 把我藏起来 He kept me hidden because he was ashamed!
但现在看看 你们都爱死我了 But look at me now! You love me.
我自由了 And I'm free!
耶 Yeah!
别再虐待外星人了 那不对 Stop this cruel treatment of aliens. It is wrong.
在这颗星球上 我们应该和平共处 All of us should be able to live together upon this ball of rock.
自由自在 做自己 Free to be who we be!
我爱你 I love you!
我也爱你 I love you too!
耶 -Yeah! -Yeah!
这里是致命守护者 演讲结束 Lethal Protector out.
哇 这酷场面我接不住啊 Well, that was a hard act to follow.
真希望你今晚能看到我的表现… I wish you could have seen me tonight...
艾迪 Eddie.
“CK爱FB”
天啦 Holy shit.
-马利根 -我是艾迪·布洛克 -Mulligan. -It's Eddie Brock here.
听着 也许希望不大 但我感觉我可能找到线索了 Look, this may be a long shot, but I think I may have found something.
说吧 什么线索 Go on, Eddie. What do you got?
我上次去见卡萨迪时 他提到了婚床 Last time I spoke to Kasady, he was talking to me about connubial beds
还有婚礼 我当时没听明白 and marriage, and it didn't make a whole lot of sense to me.
但我赶到了圣·埃斯特 于是找到了这个 But I'm here at St. Estes, and I found this...
我正站在一棵树前 Well, I'm standing in front of a tree.
看到树上刻了字 And I'm looking at it. It's got a carving on it.
“CK爱FB” It says, "CK loves FB."
我在想叫FB的这个人 无论是谁 应该知道他要去哪儿 I'm thinking that maybe whoever this FB is might know where he's headed.
也许你去查查档案 And if you can, I don't know, pull up some files from St. Estes,
查出FB是谁 maybe you can figure out who this FB is.
是弗朗西丝·巴瑞森 FB, that's Frances Barrison.
哇 反应真快 Wow, that's quick.
不可能的 艾迪 Yeah, it's impossible, Eddie.
她死了 我开的枪 She's dead. I shot her.
先生 你想买啥呢 Can I help you, sir?
有网吗 Got any of those Internets?
“弗朗西丝·巴瑞森被击毙”
“警方报告 最高机密”
“转院至拉文斯克罗夫特精神病院”
你还活着 You're alive.
等我出去 When I get out,
要剥掉你脸皮 戴着去参加派对 I'm gonna slice your face off and wear it to a party!
你永远出不去了 席格菲 You're never getting out of here, Siegfried.
谁都出不去 No one does.
弗朗西丝 Well, Frances.
你男朋友看来用了妙计 It seems your sweetheart has done a Houdini act
从圣昆丁监狱逃了出来 over there at San Quentin.
新闻满天飞 It's all over the news.
噢 别开心太早 他找不到你的 Oh, don't get excited. He's not gonna find you.
“你去死吧” Screw you.
谢谢夸奖 How flattering.
但你不是我的菜 But you're not my type.
不知道他躲在哪里 I wonder where he could be.
“我就在这里” I'm right here.
嗒嗒 Ta-da!
嘿 宝贝 Hi, baby.
我不想把你吓到 I don't want you to freak out, okay?
但我还是想让要你见见 I'd like you to meet...
屠杀 Carnage.
太棒了 That is so hot!
上 Go.
66年野马 A '66!
我梦寐以求的车 My dream car.
我都记着呢 是时候展示你的车技了 Yeah, I remember. Let's see what you got.
爽爆了 Yes, baby!
警察！ 退下！ This is SFPD. Stand down!
够了 你会害死它 Stop! You'll kill him!
她敢再尖叫 我就啃掉她的脸 She does that again, I'll eat her face.
他受不了你的尖叫 He's sensitive to sound.
停车 投降 Stop the vehicle! Stand down!
谁说浪漫已死？ Who said romance was dead?
嘿 这里禁酒 Hey! No drunks in here!
救救我 给点吃的 Help me. Food.
出去 你快出去 Out! You get out!
巧克力 Chocolate.
毒液？ Venom?
我站不起来了 陈太太 I'm having trouble keeping them standing, Mrs. C.
艾迪呢 Where's Eddie?
要食物 Food...
怪物 Monsters!
全是怪物 Monsters everywhere!
到处都是 They're everywhere!
怪物 Monsters!
“弗朗西丝·巴瑞森”
全境通缉 地毯搜查 Put out an APB, form a perimeter,
封锁州界 blockade state lines,
把布洛克带来 and bring in Brock.
我帮不上什么忙 只会浪费你的时间 I'm no use to anybody here. I'm just wasting your time.
知道我怎么想吗 You know what I keep thinking? I keep thinking:
我在想 艾迪没把卡萨迪说的话全部告诉我 "What else is Eddie Brock not sharing about Cletus Kasady?
他为什么想让艾迪去见证他的死刑 Why was it Eddie that Cletus wanted to witness his execution?"
有你在 就没好事 Bad things happen around you.
你住的那间公寓大楼去年就死了好几个人 Multiple dead bodies at your building last year,
龙虾餐厅那次诡异事件发生时 你在现场 that bizarre outburst at the lobster restaurant,
生命基金会那次火箭爆炸 你在现场 and only you at the Life Foundation when that rocket exploded.
现在雌雄大盗会合了 And now Clyde's found Bonnie
精神病院的医生死在设施里 and there's a dead psychiatrist at a facility
我到今天才知道 I knew nothing about until today.
人们在谈论怪物出没 And people are talking about seeing monsters.
怪物？ Monsters?
什么样的怪物 What do you mean "monsters"?
就是怪物啊 艾迪 克莱图斯去哪 物都就跟到哪 Monsters, Eddie! Everywhere Cletus goes, so goes this supposed monster.
天啦 Oh, God.
说话呀 艾迪 Talk to me, Eddie.
跟我坦白 Talk to me.
他怎么做到的 How's he doing it?
到底有什么秘密 他是怎么让人产生幻觉的 What's the secret? How's he making people see things?
好吧 All right...
我得打一通电话 才能回复你 I can't answer any more of your questions without making my phone call.
我会让你打电话 I'll get you your phone call.
但你知道秘密会怎么样吗 艾迪 But you know what secrets want, Eddie?
秘密总会曝光 没有永远的秘密 They want out. That's why they're so hard to keep.
艾迪叫你做这个的吗 Eddie asked you to do this?
他就不能找别人帮忙吗 我们快赶不上派对了 He has no one else that can help? We'll be late for the party.
他遇上麻烦了 丹 He's in trouble, Dan.
对 他就是个麻烦的人 Yeah, trouble is his thing.
-又是外星人的事情？ -当然不是 -Are there gonna be aliens again? -No, of course not.
我想和他单独聊聊 I'd like to speak to him alone.
如果有人遇害 坦诚优先 客户其次 Your duty of honesty supersedes your duty to the client if somebody gets harmed.
在学校他们没教过你么 They teach you that at posh school?
嘿 安妮 谢谢你赶过来 Oh, hey. Anne. Hey, Anne, thank you so much for coming.
那个矮冬瓜真聒噪 Boy, that little guy's a charmer, huh?
这次你惹的麻烦有多大 How much do I need to worry about you right now?
我给搞砸了 I messed up.
有多糟糕？ Okay. How badly?
糟糕透顶了 都是我的错 It couldn't be worse, and it's all on me.
不论你都干了啥 你得跟警方坦白交代 Whatever you did, you just need to tell the cops the truth.
不 我不能说 他们正在追捕的那个杀人狂 No. No. No, I can't tell them that they are chasing a serial killer
体内寄生着一位外星人 who's also got an alien inside of him
发起狂来谁都挡不住 and he's capable of killing everybody.
毒液 告诉我到底怎么回事 Venom. Talk to me, what's happening?
他不在 他已经不在这儿了 No, he's not here. He's not here.
你是不是在撒谎 Is this like an I'm lying "He's not here" or is this a real "He's not here"?
真不在这儿 He's not here.
天啦 艾迪 Jesus Christ, Eddie.
-圣埃斯特发生火灾 -搞什么鬼？ -St. Estes fire. All units. -What the actual f...?
艾迪 好好想想 Eddie, think.
我只知道它不吃东西 就跑不了多远 I don't know. All I know is that he can't go long without eating food, right?
它只吃鸡肉和巧克力 So he's eating chicken and he eats chocolate and that's it.
如果他还守规矩的话 就只能吃这些 And that is only if he's still observing the rules.
我们得找到他 We need to find him.
你是说我得去找他 You mean I need to find him.
对 你要找到他 我跟他握手言和 Yeah, you need to find him, please. And then I will fix it.
-我试试看 -谢谢 -I'll try. -Thank you.
陈太太 Mrs. Chen.
-哪位？ -是我 -Who's asking? -It's me.
有什么事 What do you want?
-说话还挺冲 -好吧 听着 -She's a charmer. -Okay, listen--
你伤透了艾迪的心 You broke Eddie's heart.
我没时间跟你解释这个 I don't have time to explain why that's off the mark.
你知不知道毒液在哪 Do you know where Venom is?
你还想伤毒液的心？ You wanna break his heart too?
我不跟你争论谁对谁错 I'm not gonna get into who did what to who.
艾迪说 他可能会来这儿找巧克力吃 Eddie said he might be here for the chocolate.
我要和那个外星人聊一聊 I need to speak with the alien.
你说过不会再有外星人了 You said there wouldn't be any aliens.
-我撒谎了 -突发新闻 -I meant more aliens. -Breaking news.
市长发布了宵禁令 The mayor has issued a curfew...
麻烦把声音调大一点 Turn the volume up, please.
卡萨迪和巴瑞森持有武器 Kasady and Barrison should be treated
极度危险 as armed and extremely dangerous.
警方追捕行动还在继续 An all-out manhunt continues tonight.
然后呢 -So?
-克莱图斯身上有寄生体 -我的天啦 -Cletus has a symbiote. -Oh, my God!
简直瞒天过海 Any other information you're pathologically lying about?
-孬种 -你说啥？ -Pussy. -Excuse me?
-艾迪需要毒液 -她骂我孬种 -Eddie needs Venom. -She just called me a pussy.
他说他不需要他了 没有他 他过得更好 He said he didn't need him, that life was better without him.
我就不明白了 你管那么宽干嘛 Okay, I don't understand. What do you care?
噢 等会儿 Oh, wait a second.
你快现身 赶紧地 You get out here right now.
瞅见没？ Do you see that?
-真的，你看到没？ -看到了 小宝 我看到了 -Seriously, do you see that? -Yeah, hon, I've seen it.
那个混蛋得靠他自己了 Eddie's going to have to fight this battle all by his little bitch self.
别耍小孩子脾气了 快去帮帮你的好朋友吧 Don't be a big baby. Go help your friend!
他说我去洗马桶都没人要 He said I couldn't get a job fixing toilets!
克莱图斯会去找他 你不帮他 他就会被打死 Cletus will come for him. He won't survive without you.
少了我这条大腿 没大腿可抱 他当然死翘翘了 Of course he won't. Because I am the hero of the two of us.
对 你才是大腿 Yeah, you're the big sexy hero.
你最酷 你最辣 你最猛 You're the coolest, you're the hottest, and you're the bravest.
必须滴 I am.
我还站在旁边呢 I'm still standing right here.
没人喜欢你 丹 No one likes you, Dan!
我喜欢看到你大显身手 I love seeing you in action.
我们去救那个混蛋吧 Let's go save that asshole.
我保证我们从此就自由了 I promised we'd be free from here.
我们要走进山丘上的大教堂 And we'd walk to the cathedral on the hill.
-办一场婚礼 -请三个客人 -A wedding. -Three guests.
每人对付一个客人 One for each of us.
射瞎我眼睛的那个条子归我 The cop that took my eye.
艾迪·布洛克归我 Eddie Brock.
毒液归我 And Venom.
办一场血色婚礼 A red wedding.
你没找到吗 You didn't find him?
天啦 发生什么事 Oh, my Lord. What happened?
嘿 丹 我们出发吧 Hey, Dan. All right, let's go.
我不想跟他说话 I'm not talking to him!
-他不想出来 -什么意思 -He doesn't want to come out. -What do you mean?
克莱图斯要屠城了 我们得赶紧出发 We have to leave now 'cause Cletus is gonna wipe the city out.
他不好好道个歉 就甭想让我帮他 We're not doing shit until he apologizes.
他要你认错 So he's looking for an apology.
我知道你从不认错 I know that amends aren't your thing--
要我现在就道歉？ Like, as in right now, an apology?
跪下来求我 I need him to beg.
行 我就成熟一点 Fine, I will be the bigger of us.
我才是成熟的那个人 你道不道歉 悉听尊便 I will always be the bigger of us. But go on.
-他说啥 -他说在等你道歉 -What is he saying? -He said he's listening very sincerely.
行 听好 我很抱歉 All right, listen to this. I am sorry.
没有诚意 Not the right tone.
对不起了 I'm sorry.
就这？ Nope!
真的对不起了 I am sorry!
都什么鬼玩意儿 So weird.
对不起！！！ I'm sorry!
你吼我干嘛 Why are you shouting at me?
得了 我认识你之前就是个穷屌丝 Okay, well, fine. I was a loser before I met you.
一点没错 Yup. That's right.
现在我变了 And now I am someone.
你令我更特别了 You made me special.
对极了 Damn right!
-再诚恳一点 -还不够诚恳？好吧 -Why don't you put a cherry on it? -A cherry on that? Right.
我…… I'm...
我为我说过的话 I am truly very sorry for everything that I said,
为我没说过的话 everything that I did not say, everything that I did,
为我可能还没做过的事 诚心诚意向你致歉 and probably everything that I did not do.
他在考虑中 Yeah, he's thinking.
拜托 Come on, come on.
好吧 Okay!
哇哦 Wow
噢 不 Oh, no.
亲她 Kiss her!
你确定要亲我吗 Are you gonna kiss me now?
-不 -不？ -No! -No?
天啦 我不会再那样做了 God, I'm never doing that again.
也许吧 老实说 挺好玩的 Well, maybe never. I don't know. Honestly, it's really fun.
今天我们如果成功拯救世界 我们能自封叫“致命守护者”吗？ If we save the day, can we call ourselves the Lethal Protector?
这名儿太老气横秋了 That is so '80s.
丹 赶紧打包 不要逗留… Dan. Pack quickly. Don't stay. And if for any reason...
-火与噪音 -火与噪音是个乐团吗？ -Fire and sound. "Fire and sound"? Is that a band?
不是 是用来杀怪物的 No, it's what kills them.
好吧 明白了 我会照顾好她的 Yeah. Okay, look, man, I've got her.
我可不会道歉的 Not sorry!
实在是抱歉 God, I'm so sorry.
这俩人得去看看心理医生了 Those two need some serious couples counseling.
我正赶往布洛克住处 I'm pulling up to Brock's now.
该死 Shit. Oh, my God.
卡萨迪 手举起来 Kasady, place your hands on your head!
举哪…… Which...
……只手 hands?
什么鬼 What the f...?
抓到你了 We found you.
尖叫女可要高兴坏了 Shriek will be so pleased.
哟嚯 YoHo!
美味的布洛克你在哪里 Brockalicious!
闪闪亮晶晶 Bling-a-ling.
戴哪根手指呢 Now, whose finger were you meant for?
“爱你的安妮”
小小鱼儿快上钩儿 A nice shiny lure for a little fishy.
好了 我们出发了 伙计 Okay, here we go, buddy.
你好 安妮 我刚把你男票放倒了 Hello, Anne. I just incapacitated your boyfriend.
不过他人没事 Now, he'll be okay,
只要你告诉我艾迪·夏洛克在哪 with an answer about where Eddie Brock is.
我他妈就不告诉你 Well, I'm sure as shit not gonna tell you that.
那很抱歉 我必须得伤害你了 It's a shame to hurt you.
告诉布洛克… Tell Brock...
“婚礼 恩典座堂”
…来和克莱图斯交换人质 ...Cletus will make a swap.
一命换一命 Her head for his.
他会弄死你俩 He's gonna kill you both.
很多人说要弄死我们 Peeps have tried that already.
都没成功 Botched it!
他们找不到他 They can't find him!
他们也在猎杀我们 They are hunting us too, buddy.
你们都躲哪去了 Come on, where are you?
丹 有什么事儿 Hey, Dan. What's going on?
-他们抓走了她 -什么 -Eddie, they got her. -Huh?
-他们抓走了安妮 -冷静一点 -They've taken Anne! -Calm down.
把她抓到他们的婚礼上了 They took her to their wedding.
-抓哪去了 -婚礼 -They took her where? -Their wedding.
-抓去恩典大教堂了 快去救她 -这就去 -Grace Cathedral. Hurry. -We're on our way.
看来我们得去参加婚礼了 All right, it looks like we are going to a wedding.
-那边有没有好吃的 -当然有 -Oh, will there be canapes? -You bet your ass.
吾所向往的 That distant cathedral...
是那座遥远的大教堂 is all I see.
吾之伴侣 Fractured angel...
乃折翼天使 the other part of me.
-吾之挚爱 -先祭礼 -Dearly beloved... -Gifts first.
按照传统 要先…… Actually, traditionally...
别 废 话 Shut your mouth...
神父 Father.
宝贝 我准备了你最想要的东西 Baby, I got for you what you want most.
-那个条子？ -那个条子 -The cop? -The cop.
神父 继续 Continue, Father.
吾之挚爱 Dearly beloved,
是否有人反对这场婚礼 if anyone objects to this marriage,
请提出 若无反对…… speak now or forever hold their--
她在哪 Where is she?
你来了 There you are.
你死定了 吾父 Death to you, Father.
不要啊 No!
没说你 神父 Not you, Father.
是你 老爹 You, Father.
哎哟 卧槽 Oh, shit!
你去哪了 你干嘛呀 Where you going? What are you doing?
我没想到情况会这么严重 那血红玩意儿太吓人了 This is much worse than I thought. That is a red one.
-血红玩意儿？ -我们赶紧撤退吧 -Red one? -We should leave. Immediately.
别管安妮了 反正我们从不喜欢她 Annie will get over it. We never liked her anyway.
-快闪 -这合适吗 -So let's go. -Now?
恭喜二位新人喜结连理 咱俩先撤了 Congratulations to the happy couple. We are leaving.
艾迪 哟嚯 Eddie, YoHo!
我马上来 好吗 I'll be right with you. All right?
你快出来啊 You need to come out right now.
你这样让我感觉自己像个超级弱鸡 Because I am feeling super, super vulnerable right here.
-布洛克跟你有点像 -不存在的 -Brock's just like you? -Not for long.
艾迪 你给我滚过来 Eddie, over here!
你倒是快出来呀 You need to come out right now.
今天你想吃多少就吃多少 吃到撑我都不管你 I will let you eat everybody! You can eat them all!
除了别吃长袍男 Apart from him in the robe. You cannot eat him.
-说话可算数？ -算数！ -Promise? -I promise!
谢天谢地 Thank you.
宝贝 Baby!
不要尖叫！ Shut your mouth.
刚结婚就夫妻不和？ Marriage trouble already?
-死期到了 -霸气！ -Time to die. -That's the spirit!
我是说咱俩 咱俩死定了 I mean us. We are going to die.
你不是被我杀死了吗 I killed you.
鬼是杀不死的 Well, you can't kill a ghost.
你 杀了他 You. Kill him,
别那么多废话 but keep your mouth shut.
我老婆做事还用你教 Our wife knows what she's doing.
别废话 Just turn it down.
你以为你在跟谁说话 Who do you think you're talking to?
-挡住他 -条子归我 -Stop him! -My cop!
蜜月这么快就结束了？ Honeymoon over?
救命啊 Oh, God. No.
神功护体！ Power up.
住手 No!
求救…克莱图斯·卡萨迪… Mayday... Cletus Kasady...
听过以眼还眼这词儿吗 What do they say about an eye for an eye?
火与噪音 Fire and sound!
噪音在哪里 Except without the sound.
宝贝啊 Baby!
克莱图斯 Cletus!
布洛克 有种来单挑呀 Mano a mano, Brock.
知道在我牢里是怎么度日如年的吗 You know how I spent my endless days?
我最后终于想明白了 你的报道里写的全是我的黑暗面 I spent them thinking about how you only told one side of the story.
我被父母和外婆虐待的那一面 You didn't write about the part where Cletus was abused
你只字不提 by Mommy, Daddy, and Granny!
你没有告诉全世界 我是一个…… You didn't tell the world how he was a scared little boy
……没人在乎…… that no one cared about
……没人拯救的小男孩 and no one came to save!
你从不扪心自问 You never asked yourself
为什么 why!
你是个无耻记者 That's bad journalism.
噢 你也有今天 Oh, happy days.
我不是疯子 I'm not a crazy man,
但我有仇必报 but I am a vengeful one.
我要你眼睁睁看着她死 You're going to watch her die.
安妮 Anne!
救救她 Do something!
艾迪 恐怕咱俩打不过他们 Eddie, I'm afraid we cannot beat them.
宝贝 这太过分了 Baby, that's too much.
你得阻止他 You gotta stop him.
你要干啥 What are you doing?
我要让她永远闭嘴 I'll shut her up for good.
住手 你会杀死她的 No! Stop! You're hurting her!
-站起来啊 -我起不来 -Get up! -I can't.
快看 他们分离了 Look, look! They're not symbiotic.
-放开她 -闭嘴 -Get away from her! -Shut up.
放开我老婆 Take your hands off my wife!
他们匹配不上 They're not a match.
我们完美匹配 We are.
没错 我们天生一对 That's right. We are.
我们结合上就是 Together we are...
致命守护者！ -The Lethal Protector! -The Lethal Protector!
让大屠杀开始吧！ Let there be carnage!
我接住了 你还好吗？ I got you. You okay?
老爹 你我势不两立 Father, one of us must die.
我们需要火 We need fire.
或噪音 Or sound.
不 No!
天哪 Holy mackerel!
真难吃 He did not taste good.
不管有没有怪物上身 我都是个杀人狂 I'm a killer with or without the monster, Eddie.
你知道我真正想要什么吗 You know what I really wanted?
你想要什么 No. What was it, Cletus?
我告诉过你 但你没听进去 I told you, but you weren't listening.
那我现在洗耳恭听 Well, I'm listening now.
我要你的友谊 I wanted your friendship.
抱歉 克莱图斯 I'm sorry, Cletus.
去他的 Fuck this guy!
你快把他带走 You in there, get him out of here.
他们会来抓你俩 They're gonna come for you both.
我知道 I know.
嘿 安妮 Hey, Anne.
保重 Take care.
你也保重 Yeah. You too, champ.
丹 Dan!
-你也要保重啊 -谢谢 -You take care too. -Thanks.
我稀罕你 I like you.
不过我们不需要他 We totally didn't need him, though.
老实说他只会拖后腿帮不上什么忙 Honestly, I think he was more of a hindrance than a help.
怪物 Monsters.
这是唐·吉诃德 旁边是桑丘·潘萨 That there is Don Quixote, and the guy next to him is Sancho Panza.
两个不同的人 They're two very different people
世界观很不一样 who have very different takes on the world.
为人处事也不一样 Different ways of doing things.
有时他俩互相讨厌对方 但最后 Sometimes they didn't like each other a whole lot, but ultimately...
他们总会同心协力 相得益彰 they worked together to bring out the best in each other.
艾迪 到时间了 Eddie, the time has come.
我必须独自离去 I must go alone.
他们要抓的是我 It is me they want.
是啊 Yeah.
亲爱的桑丘 Well, my dear Sancho,
事实是真相的敌人 facts are the enemy of truth.
什么意思 What does that even mean?
意思是 It means...
意思是我们 It means that we...
是毒… are Ve...
逃犯！ Fugitives!
…液 好吧 ...nom. Yeah. Yeah.
亡命之徒 On the run.
也行 That too.
-谢谢你带我来这儿 -别客气 哥们 -Thank you for bringing me here. -You're welcome, buddy.
风景很美吧？ It's beautiful, huh?
很遗憾没能让你有… I'm sorry that we can't do anything about the old
海风拂面的感受 wind-in-your-hair situation, but...
但奥修曾说 当你爱上一个人时 Osho says, when you love someone,
你就接受了那个人的一切 包括缺陷 you accept the whole person, with all of their defects.
-缺陷 -人无完人 -Defects. -Nobody is perfect.
你刚说啥来着 你说你爱我？ Just go back a minute. You telling me? You just said that you love me.
你的确说了 You did.
-我们去哪呢 -不知道 我不知道 -Where will we go? -I don't know. I don't know.
我寻思 去一个需要致命守护者的地方吧 Anywhere that needs a Lethal Protector, I suppose.
-你认真的吗？！-认真的 -You really meant it! -Yeah.
我们需要一件披风 We will need a cape.
一张面具 And a mask.
不 我觉得我们不需要那些 No. No, I think you got that covered. We're good.
片尾有彩蛋
-我就爱看这剧 -我也是 -Oh, I love this show. -Yeah.
马克西米利亚诺的感受没得到证实 Maximiliano's feelings are not being validated.
他就不应该藏那么大的一个秘密 Yeah, well, he never should've kept such an insane secret, man.
人人都有自己刻骨铭心的过往 艾迪 We all have a past, Eddie.
什么意思 你对我隐瞒了什么事 What do you mean? You hiding stuff from me?
我脑子里藏着横跨宇宙八百亿光年的海量知识 Eighty billion light years of Hive knowledge across universes
脑瓜疼得厉害 would explode your tiny little brain.
到底啥意思啊 What does that even mean, man?
我让你见识一下 Well, let me give you a taste, then.
我们共同经历过的一小部分事情 Just the smallest fraction of the things we symbiotes have experienced.
好啊 Okay.
-准备好了吗 艾迪？ -准备好了 -Ready, Eddie? -Yeah.
怎么回事 Oh, what's happening?
噢 不 Oh! No, no, no! No!
刚刚那是什么东西 What the hell is that?
噢 那只是条毛巾 Oh, that's just a towel.
我们在哪 Where are we?
-你干了什么 -我啥也没干 -What did you do? -It wasn't me.
……你最好相信 由你本人带来的这一令人震惊的启示…… You better believe this shocking revelation brought to light by yours truly
只会引发更多的问题…… has only raised more questions...
-这是什么 -……关于彼得·帕克的秘密…… -What is this? -...about the secret life of Peter Parker...
……即蜘蛛侠 即蜘蛛威胁…… aka Spider-Man, aka the Spider-Menace.
但请观众朋友放心《号角日报》将会废寝忘食… But rest assured, dear viewers, we here at the Daily Bugle won't rest...
这家伙 That guy.
…直到揭露他编织的谎言！ ...until we've uncovered the truth from his web of lies!
这里是乔纳·詹姆森 I'm J. Jonah Jameson.
晚安 Good night,
愿上帝保佑我们 and God help us all.
老兄 你到我房间里干嘛 Dude. What are you doing in my room?
我… I...