oh good you're here um you can just yeah
you can just take a seat right there um
well I've called you down to my personal
office to basically address some pretty
important things I have noticed from my
attendance list which I have right here
it's it states that you have not
attended my class in 14 consecutive days
as you know I gave you a packet at the
beginning of the semester that you have
to be in attendance every single week
and you can only miss you know maybe
five or six days here and there and you
have missed fourteen consecutive days
and I've been very lenient I believe
with this because you are a good student
and I've heard from a lot of other
teachers very good things about you and
I didn't want to penalize you especially
if you were you know dealing with you
know personal issues so I would just
like to you know sit down and talk to
you about you know what might be going
on okay yeah okay um well as much as I
want to say that I could keep you in the
class with no consequence I can't
because I I still have a reputation to
keep up and you know the Dean would not
be happy if he found out that I let a
student pass just because I thought they
were a little cute um so here are your
options today I could either assign you
a long-drawn-out
essay on one attendance is important I
also could drop you the class and
reschedule you for next semester and I
do have to remind you that this this
class is absolutely required for the
degree that you're going for
um yes I read your file or it's it's
kind of funny but I know what kind of
student you are you don't want to do a
huge you know essay um you don't want to
do the whole long drawn-out thing and I
know you don't want to take the class
nobody wants to take a class twice and I
must admit I find myself very attracted
to you so I was actually proposing a
deal and of course we can work out the
details later
but if you if you would jerk off for me
here no I will allow you to get Pat's as
long as you promise to continue to
attend the class of course I know it's a
lot to ask but I mean I can tell you how
I want you to jerk off and then I mean
it's a win-win you get to keep going
with the class and I get what I wanted
for a little while now
you'll do it okay I want you to take
your cock out okay
wow you're already hard I want you to
start stroking from the base slowly up
down yeah just like that
I really like that pick up the speed a
little bit I'm gonna take me to take
your two fingers and your free hand and
to start gently rubbing the tip so that
you are drinking yourself off and also
sit waiting the tip of your cock I love
watching your dog keep going just like
that you don't mind if I do this to you
good pick up the speed a little bit yeah
just like that
stop slow gentle tugs yeah just like
that
yeah keep going I want you to come for
me I want you to come to my big fucking
tips come through teacher
are you getting close I hope you are
that was great thank you I will mark you
down for your first morning which of
course would normally accompany a
written assignment but I've chosen be
nice today
and I will see you on Tuesday if you're
not there I do have to remind you that
there is no second morning there this
was a one-time thing
um thank you for coming you can go on to
your next class
thank you so have you ever been on that
candidate before
this is my first time honestly but my
friend said that it's good for hookups
so yeah I think it's not the most
judgement free zone but you can't really
expect that on an dating platform right
so how do you wanna start this
I figured we could just get right to it
I'm not gonna laugh I'm sure it's not
that bad
wow you're really packing huh
was that like a botched circumcision or
something
it's just so I'm sorry that's just I
mean no I'm really sorry
that is sad do you have like some sort
of disease is it like a little person
syndrome but for a penis what's it
called micropenis this is really
disappointing hold on hold on I have to
compare sizes it's an essential oil like
I wouldn't even be able to pleasure
myself with that but a bottle of nail
polish
honestly how do you expect to pleasure a
woman with that do you have like some
sort of trade secret because that's
pretty
it's like a jellybean it's just to keep
little jellybeans
honestly I bet it doesn't take much to
excited you probably blew at the knees
don't you you could masturbate with a
fork like just right between the prongs
just look between there that's not even
enough for two fingers that's I mean
it's definitely not enough for me so
we're not gonna have a second date
that's really pathetic I don't know why
he thought that I was gonna be okay with
this
I'm not big on oral it wouldn't go past
my teeth anyway
you know you don't have to stay here
don't think we have anything else to
talk about I don't want you to leave
just yet though I need to get a picture
for my friend
well she's not gonna believe this she
said are you ready to date with the new
boo boo OH
I mean were you born with a vagina or
something and then the transitional
surgery just didn't go well like if that
like an oversized clit cuz that would be
a little bit better that I could maybe
work with but I mean I don't really even
want you touching me because I'm gonna
think about is just it's like no it's
not even I honestly feel really bad for
you I bet you weren't in sports in high
school or middle school or anything
because they were just gonna make fun of
you right
I mean I'm making fun of you right now
this is probably the only good thing
that I'm gonna get out of the night is
being able to laugh at your expense
you can laugh with me I mean that's the
only way you could get by every day
right with knowing you're packing a very
small caliber I bet you don't even need
a concealed carry for that mm can I pose
this one read it do 20 seconds on the
clock
tinder date fails
like my tits are out right now and
you're soft as hell like I understand
that
I'm being kind of a bitch but these are
huge and they're amazing and you can't
even get it up like the tiniest salute
would at least give you some dignity but
it just looks like a soft little peach
yeah well you're just a cute little
thing aren't you you just do cuted
little weenie yes you are
that must be what it was if you have
some sort of disease where the rest of
you grew from birth you know at like the
normal growth rate your penis never did
right that must be what it is cuz that's
definitely prepubescent even though it's
surrounded by the herbs if not what it
is so that's really just all you have
like that's just what you were given the
universe does not have big plans for you
have you ever plays the woman in your
life my guess is no I don't think
tenders are really gonna work out for
you I think your best bet would be a
penis enlarger maybe and then just maybe
find a woman with a very very very
shallow tight vagina and you might be
able to please her not likely cuz I I
doubt that even works so silicone dildos
for you right and a strap-on there's no
shame in that using a strap-on in place
of your actual dick I mean may be
shameful for you because you have no I
can't even call that an actual dick it's
just
you know I think I've gotten all I can't
get out of this um I really appreciate
you paying for dinner um you don't have
to text me again I might text you when
I'm having a bad day
yeah maybe for a dick pic that's a
humorous little pick-me-up don't expect
anything else
you