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Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.08,0:00:03.20,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Dad, can you pass the sports section?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.20,0:00:04.26,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}No.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.97,0:00:06.84,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}You're not reading it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.84,0:00:07.74,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I will.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.12,0:00:10.61,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}A paper's like a woman.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.32,0:00:13.71,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}If you have to share it, be sure you go first.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.88,0:00:17.71,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Good morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.71,0:00:19.96,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Oh. Did you get the mail?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.96,0:00:22.77,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Yes, it's one of the many perks of my job--
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.77,0:00:25.07,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Getting to fish the mail off the roof.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.25,0:00:27.97,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Would you please end the feud with the mail carrier?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.97,0:00:29.96,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I have no problem with that man.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.96,0:00:31.71,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I tell him that every morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.63,0:00:34.71,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}It's a woman, and you know that.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.71,0:00:38.31,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}That's the problem. Bonnie, this came for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.99,0:00:42.16,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Why the hell are you getting your mail delivered here?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.16,0:00:44.20,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}'cause we live here now, Ed.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.20,0:00:45.19,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I'm family.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.19,0:00:46.13,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}No.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.43,0:00:51.78,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}We share the same last name, but, if you were family,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.78,0:00:55.70,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}you'd have a crescent-shaped patch of hair above your ass.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.47,0:00:58.49,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}That's true.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.46,0:01:02.95,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}This is a letter from Reverend Olson.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.97,0:01:04.13,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}What, the guy who married us?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.13,0:01:05.25,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Yeah, he's making amends
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.25,0:01:07.93,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}for all the bad things he did while he was drinking.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.70,0:01:10.43,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Like what?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.43,0:01:13.51,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Like pretending to be a reverend and marrying people.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.97,0:01:17.71,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Do you realize what this means?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.85,0:01:21.69,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Yes, it means he's probably not a real doctor either.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.89,0:01:23.81,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Let me tell you something.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.81,0:01:27.51,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}That pre-wedding physical was thorough.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.57,0:01:32.33,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Oh, my god. You guys aren't married.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.33,0:01:34.29,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Mazel tov.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.41,0:01:54.00,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Now this is a TV show.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.00,0:01:55.27,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Guy comes out, he dances,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.27,0:01:56.92,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}He tells a few jokes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.08,0:01:59.22,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Yeah, that's Ellen Degeneres.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.62,0:02:02.73,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I should introduce him to my mail carrier.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.28,0:02:08.70,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}We have some very exciting news.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.70,0:02:10.55,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}- Bonnie, do you want to tell it? - No, no, you go ahead.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.56,0:02:11.84,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}- You know, I think we should both tell it. - Okay. Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.85,0:02:14.32,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}One, two...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.33,0:02:15.83,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Vince and bonnie are getting married,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.83,0:02:16.92,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}and I'm planning their wedding.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.92,0:02:19.37,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}- Oh, come on. - Tim, screw you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.88,0:02:21.38,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I'm sorry. I was excited.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.38,0:02:24.87,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}If you don't like my enthusiasm, you can get someone else.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.38,0:02:28.13,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Please don't get someone else. I really want to do this.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.88,0:02:31.11,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Anyway, we were just gonna hop over to city hall,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.11,0:02:32.15,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}but we thought, I don't know,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.15,0:02:33.55,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}why don't we just have a little ceremony?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.55,0:02:34.91,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I mean, you only get married once.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.91,0:02:36.67,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Well, twice.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.07,0:02:38.54,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Three times.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.31,0:02:41.89,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Anyway, it's gonna be this Saturday.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.89,0:02:43.82,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}It'll be like the royal wedding.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.09,0:02:45.51,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Not so much blue blood.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.51,0:02:47.90,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}More white trash.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.35,0:02:51.20,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}It's just gonna be a little gathering.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.20,0:02:52.77,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Well, then, what kind of budget am I gonna have to work with? 
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.77,0:02:55.87,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I'm giving you $80. Surprise me.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.26,0:02:57.05,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Last time I said that, 
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.05,0:02:59.17,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I woke up naked in a wheelbarrow.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.57,0:03:02.98,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Come on, Bonnie.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.98,0:03:06.22,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}We have a really fancy $80 wedding to plan.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.19,0:03:10.98,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}- So, listen, dad, can we-- - No.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.60,0:03:13.73,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}You didn't even hear what I had to say.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.73,0:03:15.13,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Your voice went up.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.55,0:03:18.02,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Sounds like you were gonna ask me for something.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.32,0:03:20.13,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Oh, come on, I was gonna make a statement.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.13,0:03:24.74,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Um, Vince wants to know if he can have the wedding here.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.21,0:03:27.09,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Ed says no.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.96,0:03:29.86,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Why not? It's only gonna be a few people--
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.86,0:03:32.88,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Me, Bonnie, Henry, Tim, Bonnie's dad,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.89,0:03:34.24,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}You know, a couple friends.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.71,0:03:37.75,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Wait, Bonnie's dad...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.22,0:03:40.78,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Is coming here? Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.13,0:03:42.59,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Well, it's important to Bonnie.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.93,0:03:44.93,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Honestly, the only reason she even wants to have a ceremony
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.93,0:03:45.97,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}is 'cause her dad wasn't there 
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.97,0:03:47.01,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}to walk her down the aisle the first time.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.01,0:03:48.12,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}And you know why he wasn't there?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.12,0:03:49.78,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}- Yes, I do. - I'll tell you why.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.39,0:03:52.15,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}He was gambling.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.20,0:03:54.52,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}in an illegal card game.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.52,0:03:57.07,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}In the basement of Mr. Foo's chinese restaurant.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.82,0:03:59.11,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}And do you know who had to drag him out of there?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.11,0:04:00.55,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}- Yes, I do. - I'll tell you who had to drag him out of there.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.55,0:04:02.73,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}- I did. - Dad, that was five years ago.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.73,0:04:04.65,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Okay? Terry has changed since then.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.65,0:04:06.51,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}He's not gambling anymore, and he has a steady job.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.51,0:04:08.23,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Oh, really? What job is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.24,0:04:09.66,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}He's a lawyer--
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.75,0:04:15.25,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Farmer-- industry type who dabbles
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.25,0:04:18.58,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}in vending machines or pharmaceuticals.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.58,0:04:19.66,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I don't...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.85,0:04:23.77,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}There are two people in this world that you don't trust--
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.78,0:04:25.97,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}a man who can't tell you what he does for a living
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.97,0:04:28.18,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}and anybody who wears an umbrella hat.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.26,0:04:32.26,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Well, Vonnie trusts him, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.26,0:04:33.31,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}He's the only dad she has,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.31,0:04:35.73,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}and she wants him to walk her down the aisle.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.74,0:04:38.29,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}See, I don't get that. He's a dirt bag.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.28,0:04:40.89,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Why can't she see that?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.55,0:04:43.89,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Maybe you don't understand 'cause you don't have a daughter.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.15,0:04:45.73,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Besides, people love their fathers,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.73,0:04:48.46,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}no matter how terrible they are to them.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.92,0:04:51.36,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}You're dumber than you look.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.85,0:04:54.17,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Even if he says horrible things to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.18,0:04:55.69,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}And you look pretty dumb.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.25,0:04:59.01,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Maybe it's your size. Your eyes are very close together.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.42,0:05:01.60,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Oh, you know, you just got to love--you got to love--
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.60,0:05:03.84,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}You have to love your father.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.84,0:05:08.84,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\fs14} {\b0}{\bord0}{\shad0}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\3c&H2F2F2F&}{\4c&H000000&}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.39,0:05:20.25,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Firm grip. Can't be Henry.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.13,0:05:28.60,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}It's me. I just-- I wanted to thank you
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.60,0:05:30.95,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}for letting us have the wedding at your house.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.95,0:05:32.59,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Consider it my gift.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.66,0:05:34.54,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}'cause I'm not getting you anything else.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.66,0:05:38.15,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}That's okay. We still have the mechanical singing fish
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.16,0:05:40.09,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}you gave us for our first wedding.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.24,0:05:44.09,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}It's a fish, and it sings. It's funny.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.70,0:05:47.62,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Look, my dad's gonna be here any minute.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.62,0:05:49.55,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I know you have a huge problem with him,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.55,0:05:51.45,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}but, for me, if you could just
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.07,0:05:53.25,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}try and be nice to him.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.29,0:05:55.42,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}What the hell are you talking about? I'm nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.11,0:05:58.73,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I don't know. Maybe putting a smile on your face.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.73,0:06:00.51,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}What the hell are you talking about? I'm smiling.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.97,0:06:05.06,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Oh, my god, that's him. Okay, he's here.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.06,0:06:07.41,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Big, big smile, Ed.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.41,0:06:09.49,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}see... big.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.34,0:06:20.26,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}There-- there you go.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.84,0:06:23.82,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}- Daddy. - Baby doll.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.53,0:06:27.30,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Hey-hey, Terry.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.30,0:06:28.66,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Vince, you look great.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.66,0:06:29.66,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Did you lose weight?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.66,0:06:30.99,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}No.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.57,0:06:34.27,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}You just-- you just got to love your dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.27,0:06:36.51,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}You just... love your dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.92,0:06:38.72,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}There he is.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.72,0:06:39.90,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Hide the silverware.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.90,0:06:40.94,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Ed.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.54,0:06:44.98,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Hide the silverware.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.41,0:06:50.92,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}So, daddy, what have you been up to?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.92,0:06:52.49,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Well, you know, this and that.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.50,0:06:54.94,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Oh, which is it, Terry? This or that?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.82,0:06:57.40,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Why can't it be this and that?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.41,0:06:59.02,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Why do you answer a question with a question?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.02,0:07:00.58,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Didn't you just answer a question with a question?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.58,0:07:01.56,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}- Did I? - Didn't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.56,0:07:02.72,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}- Why would I? - Why wouldn't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.73,0:07:04.20,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Okay. Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.20,0:07:06.54,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Wow, it's like being at a dinner party at Dr. Seuss's house.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.21,0:07:08.02,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}- Is it? - Isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.02,0:07:10.50,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Oh, Ed! Ed, stop it, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.01,0:07:12.43,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Okay. I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.93,0:07:22.15,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}- So how's business? - Fantastic.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.15,0:07:24.13,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}And what business would that be again?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.13,0:07:25.30,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}The kind of business that I'm in.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.30,0:07:26.40,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}And that business is?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.40,0:07:27.89,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Fantastic.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.46,0:07:31.04,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}You know, you're talking in circles, Ed.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.04,0:07:32.17,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Ed, be nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.17,0:07:33.66,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I am!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.33,0:07:35.59,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I'm just trying to get a straight answer
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.59,0:07:37.69,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}out of my friend Terry.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.64,0:07:41.50,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}But I suppose some people never change.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.74,0:07:43.17,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Okay, Ed, I know what you're getting at,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.17,0:07:44.41,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}and, yes, I've made some mistakes.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.41,0:07:46.01,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Haven't you ever made any mistakes?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.01,0:07:48.34,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Yes, two. They're both upstairs.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.69,0:07:53.24,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Well, I'm taking accountability for mine
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.24,0:07:55.03,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}and went through a wonderful recovery program.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.03,0:07:57.97,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}It's run by Reverend Olson, who also happens to be a doctor.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.14,0:08:02.61,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I had to go through a very thorough physical
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.61,0:08:03.94,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}just to get in.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.29,0:08:07.48,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}And what's your point, Terry?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.72,0:08:09.14,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}My point is that I've changed.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.14,0:08:11.72,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}And, as a gesture, I would like to pay for this wedding.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.72,0:08:13.52,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Thank you, dad, but you don't have to do that.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.52,0:08:15.02,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}No, no, I insist.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.02,0:08:16.83,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I don't have a lot of money, but I'd like to chip in,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.84,0:08:19.27,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}say $500 for some food and some liquor.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.27,0:08:21.54,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Really, really, i can't take your money.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.54,0:08:22.79,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I'll take it.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.80,0:08:26.84,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I'm sorry to eavesdrop, but, at $80,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.84,0:08:29.85,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}this wedding was going to blow.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.25,0:08:34.97,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Come on out. I want to see
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.98,0:08:36.36,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}how you look in your tux.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.36,0:08:37.61,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I'm not coming out.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.61,0:08:38.50,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I hate myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.50,0:08:40.16,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I'm not getting married.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.26,0:08:42.75,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}You're getting married, Vince.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.75,0:08:44.50,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Just come out. I wanto see how you look.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.50,0:08:46.65,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I hate myself so much!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.80,0:08:50.19,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Vince, it's the same tux you wore for your last wedding.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.19,0:08:52.18,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I mean, how much could you have changed?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.80,0:08:56.29,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Okay, fine, I'll come out, but no judging me.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.08,0:09:07.54,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Holy smokes, I forgot how big you were.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.97,0:09:10.16,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}You look like a slim fast ad for penguins.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.90,0:09:14.05,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I yo-yo, Henry.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.68,0:09:17.28,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Skinny bitches like you wouldn't understand that.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.35,0:09:20.32,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}You don't have to work hard for your figure like I do.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.32,0:09:22.88,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Your tiny hips, your perfect breasts,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.88,0:09:24.04,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}they come naturally.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.94,0:09:27.78,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Okey, calm down.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.85,0:09:28.99,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Why are you freaking out?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.99,0:09:31.02,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Because my last wedding pictures were terrible.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.03,0:09:33.00,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}This wedding was my chance for a redo,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.00,0:09:34.72,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}and now it's ruined.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.67,0:09:38.41,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}It's all ruined.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.63,0:09:47.44,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}- Vince. - Go away. I'm ugly.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.71,0:09:49.94,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I'm disgusting.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.91,0:09:52.48,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I'm too thin.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.71,0:09:54.78,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Okay, look,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.09,0:09:56.84,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I know a great tailor downtown.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.84,0:09:58.15,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I'll take him your suit.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.15,0:10:00.02,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}We'll have it back in a couple hours.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.02,0:10:02.83,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}And you will look beautiful on your big day.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.21,0:10:09.93,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}You really think so? You're not joking?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.34,0:10:11.43,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}No joke.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.29,0:10:13.12,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.14,0:10:14.99,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Thanks, Henry. You're a good man.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.27,0:10:17.45,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Can I get one joke?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.72,0:10:19.66,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}All right, fine, so long as it's not too mean.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.66,0:10:21.35,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}We can use the rest of the material to make a burka
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.35,0:10:22.86,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}for the statue of liberty.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.09,0:10:24.96,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}That's good. That's not too mean.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.96,0:10:27.24,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}And cover Yankee Stadium.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.73,0:10:29.57,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}That--that is too mean.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.84,0:10:35.57,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}So my original vision was to have you walk
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.57,0:10:38.05,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}down a silk carpet through a garland of roses
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.05,0:10:40.40,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}and have Vince ride in on a white stallion
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.41,0:10:42.58,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}to the sounds of a string quartet.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.58,0:10:44.67,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}- Unfortunately-- - - The stallion got wind of it
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.67,0:10:45.90,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}and shot himself.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.34,0:10:49.99,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I'm sorry. Isn't there some mannish woman somewhere out there
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.99,0:10:51.64,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}you can be mocking right now?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.10,0:10:53.91,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Go ahead, Tim.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.91,0:10:56.59,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Anyway, since I only had $80 to work with,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.59,0:10:58.21,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}you'll walk down on butcher paper
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.21,0:11:00.61,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}while I throw the neighbor's tulips at you.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.58,0:11:04.26,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}The music will be provided by vlacek,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.27,0:11:06.27,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}who I found playing in front of the rite aid
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.27,0:11:08.64,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}and is willing to work for peanuts.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.64,0:11:11.75,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Literally peanuts. He's insane.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.93,0:11:14.74,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}And
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.74,0:11:17.97,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}the ceremony will be presided over by yours truly,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.98,0:11:19.53,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}an ordained minister
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.53,0:11:22.74,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}from our lady of quickhitch.org.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.70,0:11:26.36,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Okay, baby doll, I'm gonna go pick up the booze and the food.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.36,0:11:27.43,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}So you got the money?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.43,0:11:28.55,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Oh, yeah, we're all good.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.55,0:11:30.67,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}- I'll be back in about an hour. - Great.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.96,0:11:33.94,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Wait a minute.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.17,0:11:37.27,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}You gave him money? Why'd you give him money?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.27,0:11:38.87,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}He's just picking up a few things.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.87,0:11:40.01,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}He said he was gonna pay for the wedding.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.01,0:11:41.39,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Yes, he is. It's just the caterer
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.39,0:11:43.08,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}wouldn't accept his out-of-state checks,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.08,0:11:44.95,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}so I had to loan him some cash. Don't worry.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.95,0:11:46.89,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}He already wrote me a check to cover it.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.89,0:11:50.37,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}That check will bounce like the groom's boobs.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.62,0:11:57.44,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}You know what, Ed, this has nothing to do with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.44,0:11:59.05,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}It has everything to do with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.23,0:12:01.02,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I don't want that guy ripping you off.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.02,0:12:02.89,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}He's not going to.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.89,0:12:06.34,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}And, by the way, that guy happens to be myather.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.34,0:12:07.37,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Well, he's a terrible father.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.37,0:12:09.17,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Fathers are supposed to be reliable, consistent,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.17,0:12:10.48,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}concerned when he has to be,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.48,0:12:12.34,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}and there with a smile.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.33,0:12:20.80,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Really, Ed, you're telling me about being a good father.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:20.80,0:12:22.62,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}The man who told his two sons
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.63,0:12:25.09,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}that only girls wear bike helmets?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.57,0:12:28.52,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Their skulls are harder.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.90,0:12:32.48,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I have to go get ready for my wedding, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.48,0:12:34.90,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}And, trust me, my father will be here.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.90,0:12:36.66,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I just don't want to see you ripped off.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.66,0:12:38.12,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}What do you care, Ed?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.24,0:12:40.89,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I'm not family. You made that perfectly clear.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.89,0:12:42.17,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}We just share the same last name.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.17,0:12:43.55,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}That's not what I meant.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.55,0:12:45.16,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Well, I don't care, Ed.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.47,0:12:48.52,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}My father is going to walk me down the aisle.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.56,0:12:51.57,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}If you don't like him, you don't have to be here.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.25,0:13:00.13,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Not now, jackass!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.02,0:13:10.45,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Dealer has 21.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.45,0:13:12.17,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Siegfried and roy!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.17,0:13:14.02,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}That's six hands in a row.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.14,0:13:16.56,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Damn it, Mort, if you're gonna do that to me again,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.57,0:13:18.62,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}can I at least have a cigarette afterwards?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.55,0:13:20.71,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I don't smoke.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.71,0:13:21.72,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}You said you wanted a cigarette.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.72,0:13:22.81,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I was joking.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.81,0:13:24.73,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}You know how people have cigarettes after sex?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.73,0:13:26.11,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}You get it, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.78,0:13:28.43,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Never mind. Nobody here speaks English.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.43,0:13:30.91,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Everybody speaks english. Your jokes are not funny.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.99,0:13:33.71,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}This is a tough crowd.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.16,0:13:46.74,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Well, look who's here. What a surprise.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.74,0:13:47.55,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}How did you find me?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.55,0:13:48.75,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Are you kidding? Look at you.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.75,0:13:50.32,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}It's like trying to find Larry Bird
Dialogue: 0,0:13:50.32,0:13:52.09,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}in a Beijing Starbucks.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.40,0:13:55.75,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}That's a great crowd.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.67,0:13:57.86,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}What are you doing here?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:58.25,0:13:59.34,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}It's not what you think.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.34,0:14:00.58,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I think you're gambling away
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.59,0:14:02.67,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}the money Bonnie gave you for the wedding.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.67,0:14:04.67,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Okay, it's very close to what you think.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.69,0:14:07.80,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Look, I only came here because I feel bad
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.80,0:14:09.96,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}that I can only contribute $500.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.96,0:14:13.04,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}But if I could take that $500 and turn it into $5,000,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.04,0:14:15.83,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I can really make up for me being a gambling addict.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.13,0:14:20.77,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}It didn't sound nearly as noble when I said it out loud.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.36,0:14:22.60,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Let's get out of here.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.60,0:14:24.05,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Your daughter's getting married, and, for some reason,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.05,0:14:25.95,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}she wants you to walk her down the aisle.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.95,0:14:27.21,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I can't do that.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.26,0:14:28.74,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I'm down several thousand.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.83,0:14:32.70,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Mr. Foo said if I leave now, he'll cut off my tau faat.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.70,0:14:33.77,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I'm not sure what my tau faat is,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.77,0:14:35.84,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}but I have a feeling I'll miss it when it's gone.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.23,0:14:38.07,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}You're gonna be playing?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.07,0:14:39.23,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}No, I'm not.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.23,0:14:39.91,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}If you're gonna be there,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.91,0:14:41.10,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}you're gonna have to play.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.10,0:14:42.70,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Oh, all right.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.32,0:14:45.44,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Give me the gun.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.16,0:14:47.80,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}This is a blackjack game.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.87,0:14:49.03,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Boring.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.68,0:14:55.31,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}- How does it look? - Terrible.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.31,0:14:58.01,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}- Doesn't fit. - I'm sure it fits fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.01,0:14:59.28,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}My guy's the best.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.28,0:15:00.32,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}He's got all your measurements.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.32,0:15:01.93,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I'm sure you look amazing.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.64,0:15:04.75,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I look like a sausage going to prom.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.38,0:15:08.57,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I thought you said this guy was good.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.57,0:15:11.24,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}He's the best. I gave him your measurements, Vince.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.24,0:15:12.18,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Here.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.49,0:15:14.77,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}These are the measurements you gave him?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.77,0:15:15.91,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Yes. Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.91,0:15:17.57,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Read what it says at the top.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.77,0:15:19.14,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Bonnie's measurements.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.87,0:15:21.79,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I get married in two hours,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.79,0:15:23.50,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}And you got me a tux that fits the bride,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.50,0:15:26.53,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}which would be great if I were marrying Ellen Degeneres.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.04,0:15:29.26,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}This is a nightmare.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.26,0:15:30.24,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.15,0:15:33.17,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}You've ruined everything, Henry.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.33,0:15:35.38,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Okay, I'll tell you what you're gonna do.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.75,0:15:38.17,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}You're gonna sit down and relax.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.17,0:15:39.83,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}- I can't. - You can't relax?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.83,0:15:41.46,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I can't sit down.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.71,0:15:46.34,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Hey. Vince.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.31,0:15:48.84,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}It doesn't matter what you wear.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.92,0:15:50.37,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}What matters is who you marry.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.37,0:15:52.08,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}And you get the chance to marry the woman
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.08,0:15:54.24,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}you've been married to for five years.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.46,0:15:57.24,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}There's a good shot it's gonna work out.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.32,0:16:00.44,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}You think so?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.75,0:16:02.47,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}- Yes, absolutely. - Oh, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.48,0:16:05.28,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}So I'll tell you what, I'm gonna go to your closet,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.28,0:16:06.47,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I'm gonna get you something else,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.47,0:16:09.09,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}and you-- you're gonna look great.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.41,0:16:11.19,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}- Okay. You're the best. - All right.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.46,0:16:17.27,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}What was that? What's going on back there?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.21,0:16:20.23,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Yup. You are definitely a goodson.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.43,0:16:32.89,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}- 19. - I'll stay.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.89,0:16:33.82,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Hit me.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.01,0:16:35.62,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Ed, you never hit on 18.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.62,0:16:37.24,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}No, you never hit on 17.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:37.24,0:16:39.81,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I learned that the hard way, senior year, spring break.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:40.65,0:16:42.76,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Luckily, Hawaii wasn't a state yet
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.76,0:16:45.20,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}and the laws were a little sketchy.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.77,0:16:48.78,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}21.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.52,0:16:51.72,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}- Dealer has 20. - Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.04,0:16:53.26,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I can't catch a break.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.26,0:16:54.38,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}No wonder you love this game.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.38,0:16:56.07,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}It's impossible to lose.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.82,0:16:57.92,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Let's get out of here.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.61,0:16:59.71,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I don't think I can.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.71,0:17:01.43,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I'm $2,300 in the hole.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.43,0:17:02.74,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}$2,500.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.74,0:17:04.75,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}That's right. I had some shirts made.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.02,0:17:07.65,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}You sell food and shirts?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.65,0:17:09.42,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}And pet chickens for children.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.49,0:17:10.43,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}That's sweet.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.44,0:17:11.55,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}For fighting.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.01,0:17:15.02,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}So this is how you spend the day of your daughter's wedding?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.02,0:17:18.54,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Gambling in a shirt-making, cockfighting chinese restaurant?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.55,0:17:21.05,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Ed, I don't know what to say.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.34,0:17:23.06,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Look, I've got enough here
Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.37,0:17:25.66,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}to cover your debt and to buy food for the wedding,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.66,0:17:27.95,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}so why don't you head on back to the house?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.50,0:17:30.32,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}And we'll pretend this never happened.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:31.52,0:17:32.93,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Why would you do that?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.73,0:17:35.90,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Terry, there's a lot of things you're not.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.90,0:17:38.06,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}You're not honest, you're not dependable,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.08,0:17:39.15,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}you're not a good gambler...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.15,0:17:40.20,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}You're not funny.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:42.61,0:17:44.26,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}But there's one thing you are.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.74,0:17:45.55,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Bonnie's father.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.55,0:17:47.58,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}If she wants you to walk her down the aisle,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.58,0:17:50.31,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I'm gonna do everything I can to make that happen.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:50.96,0:17:51.98,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.03,0:17:53.87,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Not for you. It's for your daughter.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.21,0:17:56.29,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I forgot my shirts. See you back at the house.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.29,0:17:59.28,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I'll see you there. Do you make fishing vests?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.28,0:18:01.33,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Deep sea, freshwater, and fly.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.56,0:18:03.62,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I'll be back.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.01,0:18:15.36,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Just one more hand.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:25.58,0:18:26.66,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Where is he?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.66,0:18:27.98,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}We're almost out of chips,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.98,0:18:29.39,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}the guacamole is turning brown,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.39,0:18:32.38,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}and we're gonna lose the violinist in an hour.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.76,0:18:34.95,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Well, just pay him to play a little longer.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.95,0:18:37.45,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}No, no, I think he's going to die.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.35,0:18:43.02,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Don't worry. He'll be here.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.09,0:18:47.63,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}What the hell is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:49.04,0:18:50.54,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}It's the ice sculpture.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.55,0:18:54.80,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}It's a plate of ice cubes.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:55.67,0:18:56.61,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}It's an ice castle.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.61,0:18:57.83,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}You gave me a dollar.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:09.05,0:19:11.92,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Holy cow. The sky is falling.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.93,0:19:15.99,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}This is the only thing I had that fit.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.54,0:19:18.71,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I wore this to my sixth grade graduation.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:20.17,0:19:21.69,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}It is divine.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.55,0:19:25.21,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Where did you say my father was again?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.21,0:19:26.41,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Out and about.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.67,0:19:27.62,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Where exactly?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.62,0:19:28.58,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Here and there.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:29.86,0:19:30.57,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}What's he doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.58,0:19:31.59,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}This and that.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.06,0:19:36.42,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Sounds like your dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.10,0:19:38.39,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I don't think he's coming.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.39,0:19:40.59,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Oh, relax, will you?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.59,0:19:42.47,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Have some faith. He's coming.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.47,0:19:44.78,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}He's your father. He's not gonna miss your wedding.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.84,0:19:45.84,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Again.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.11,0:19:49.80,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}- Ed. - He'll be here.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.80,0:19:51.26,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}- Ed. - What?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.15,0:19:55.39,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}- He's not coming. - I don't think he's coming.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.29,0:20:01.22,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.98,0:20:04.60,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}We can go ahead and get started.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.42,0:20:06.73,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Places!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.44,0:20:11.61,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Honey, how about we just wait five more minutes?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.87,0:20:13.05,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}It's okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.05,0:20:14.57,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Look, I know how important it was for you to have
Dialogue: 0,0:20:14.57,0:20:16.48,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}your dad walk you down the aisle.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.68,0:20:21.61,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}My dad is gonna walk me down the aisle.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.59,0:20:26.55,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Me?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.60,0:20:28.51,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}You.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.39,0:20:31.63,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}If--if you're willing.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:31.73,0:20:33.03,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Of course I'm willing.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.16,0:20:35.39,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}You're family.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.93,0:20:38.08,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}That's not what you said the other day.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.53,0:20:41.00,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Oh, for god's sakes, Bonnie.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.15,0:20:42.74,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}A man can change.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.47,0:20:46.62,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Have faith in people.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.56,0:20:48.80,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Thank you, Ed.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.69,0:20:54.84,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Can you try to smile?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.84,0:20:57.09,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}It's the happiest day of my life.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:57.42,0:20:59.37,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}What the hell are you talking about? I am smiling.
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